Back Side - MR BEAST Has Us FUMING, Tom Declares A National Crisis & Arteta MOGS Theo

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Yeah. My mate paid 50 euros for a fucking job in, in Tanti once. What? How big is his fucking?

bit her. Kind of treat you mean, but you know he loves you. But you know, one of these days it is going to happen. Who keeps fucking bombing our set? Ah. Cheap. Cheap. Oh. You owe him an apology off the back of the last episode. I've seen in the comments. People were fuming with you. Why? You know why.

Funniest episode yet. No, they were fuming at him for something. What were they human? You know what you did. Apologise. The cry baby. Don't say it again. I apologize last week when it happened. They said it was the funniest episode yet, so we're fine. I'm just trying, I'm trying to... Why are you trying to shitster? Why are you trying to shitster?

I'm not, I'm trying to get you... Do you want us to come for you? Yeah, we were all on a great vibe before we started. You're ready to bring the mood down, really. I don't know why you're trying to shit stir between people when... Yeah, come on, man. We settled it as men last week on the show. As men.

You were here, yeah. I don't know like men. And then obviously we all understand. He's settled in like men. He banned me. Look, I know what you're trying to do. I'm a celebrity started. Big Brother's just finished.

Locked in's just finished. Inside's coming up. And you haven't got on any of those shows. You've been begging to get on. No, no, no, no, no. You understand you're annoyed. You're actually wrong. Because Harry promised me on the prediction show.

He'd get me on inside. You haven't had the call up, mate, so. Harry must have got the wrong number. He said, no, he said, wrong number. You found him off your phone. It's a verbal contract. That he said, you get me on. Not only that, it gets worse.

He's that desperate. He's applied. He's that, no, he has applied. Oh, I put in the application. The Beno did it. He won 10 grand off of buying. But not only did it. He's now created a new TikTok account for the villain.

I have not, I have the villain. By the way. By the way. I haven't seen this clip. I don't. I want to clear the air right now. That's not you. I've not started an account.

And anyone who's following that, please report that account because it's fucking a year. I've got it right here. I liked it last night. You're messing with a form of people. So when we genuinely report it and it gets taken down, are you going to be upset, mate? It's on 1.3 million views.

Fucking hell, no way. Ladd. No, not some 50K views. Ladd, you have to report this because he's a dangerous fucking being. I don't know how he's got out there. It's scary because he's in me fucking brother. You've got more followers than Lewis Bowden.

Dad, you can't. No, don't condo. this stuff because I don't know how we got into the bio is say my name like he's fucking walter what happened what you imagine him just like in his bed also I'm not I don't know how I feel about you taking characters outside the prediction show the great show on earth for now your own personal benefit actually why you're talking like I control this could actually be an issue with yeah I'm on your side I agree that channel shouldn't exist to delete it right now then I don't have excess to it

Go on your TikTok Ah, the phone's at a church Oh, yeah What about when you want to get your fact up later though Yeah, don't have one Every character on that show is owned by the prediction show Yeah Also owned by pitch side

Yeah Therefore you are committing IP issues And you need to circle back in with the head of IP Over there in the corner Yeah It's owned by the feathers of anything Either way, you're briefed By the way, the villain is the character

He is a force of evil That we shouldn't really be given This spotlight if I'm honest It's a different show as well Majority shareholder of Pitchside. The villain. Is your, is your miss as happy you walk around

basically naked with just a cowboy? Charlie said this to me. Did you not hear her on the thing? She literally says, what are you doing in there? Charlie said to me. Then he quickly stops the video. Oh, no.

I've been caught out at home. She was like, she was like, this is weird how I'm like now used to this stuff because I walked into the living room and owning me boxes. I picked, where's my cowboy hat? I picked it up, put it on,

and walked out and didn't see any. And she was like, what are you doing? I have a question. I am, man. Do you have sex without your glasses on? If so, who's... There's no way she looked at you without glasses on what you're fucking... This is probably...

Imagine that over the top of you. Do you pretend BDIs? Me and Charlie never have sex, but... If you were... Yeah, if we were. But the thing is, it's not something you're planned, but it is... You might notice a thing with my fucking... I can't believe you're making the answer this long.

My glasses is a bit broken. So imagine I'm looking down and I'm like, look. Like normally, sorry, sorry, that. Why are you shaking your end? I'm like, oh, normally, like, you know, they can fall off. They can fall off to a bit of a safety risk thing. So you take them off when I do press. You know, it always pokes me.

You haven't answered the question. Just ignoring everything in this minute. I don't take them off they fall off when doing that. Where do they fall? But then who comes out afterwards? Comes where? You know, when your glasses come off, obviously, it's... Do you turn into the villain?

Yeah. The villain likes to come out in bedtime time, and I think it's really inappropriate of them. It's my girl. friend. Anyway, it's time for the best part of the show,

the new segment. Lewis is going to attend to world record. Can you actually try this time? Last year? Last week. We came close.

You were pathetic last week. It was hard because she'd been practicing that. I did a raw dog. Yeah, but you were sticking them on top of each other and not just in. It is harder than it looks.

It's not. Right, Will, what we got, mate? So this week, Lewis, you have to break the record for the most smarties eaten in one minute with chopsticks. And just to make it a little bit more difficult, you're going to be blindfolded as well. Oh my God. Is that an idiot world record?

By the way, I don't even think you need the blindfold. Yeah, I don't think we need the blindfold. I swear to God you don't even. I want to try to do it, but I don't, I don't, I've never used chopsticks. 65! That's doable. That's just... That is not doable. That's like one every two seconds.

Hmm. That's doable. And then you got two. Not for you. And then he rules. Oh no, record's 32. With a blindfold. With a blindfold.

It's Andre. I'm not gonna lie. We have zero chance of the blindfold because I need to see what I'm doing because I don't use chopsticks. Yeah, we'll just do the normal one, I think. If you get one, by the way, that's fucking good. I think I can do this.

I wonder if you could even beat 65 using your fingers. I can do this. Do you want to have a little test run of each one? Mate, honestly, if you get one... He can't even open them? If you get one? Should you do a bet between us three? What, if he gets one of them?

Yeah. Do you know how to use a chopsy? I honestly don't think... I don't think he gets one. I'll have faith. I reckon he gets one. Is that right? No, no, no, no.

I'm not great, but you want to... No, no, no, no. No, don't help it. We can't help him. You want it held to like... A pencil, like a pencil. Yeah, kind of like a pen. No.

Down the bottom. Down the bottom. No. Louis, you want kind of like your middle or your forefinger to be the one that moves At the bottom, Lou, at the bottom You hold him at the bottom Yeah, imagine you're holding a pencil

Put one like a pencil Yeah, kind of like that Yeah, like that, mate I've got faith now Look how much he's improved already So Lewis, doing a bit of inspiration again Is this the actual thing? Are they M&Ms though?

It counts, both count Oh, it's making me fucking annoyed this Lewis, he's some inspiration for it Really fucking triggers us honestly It's so fucking annoyed What, like, how, how did this stick on as an invention? Mate, look at that. Oh, he's just taking his time.

He's just having a nice day out. Genuinely, how did this catch on? You know what I mean? Why don't you quickly get a video up of how to hold a chopstick room? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Lou, go with that. Right, right, go with that. Wait, do I need a timer?

You got a timer. He's not going to get one, is it? Right, we're ready. We're both do a timer. We both do a timer. Wait, hang on, do you both want to do a timer. No, this is gonna piss me off, I swear to God. No, this is fucking piss me off.

We're there. Louis, you don't have to hold it like a pro. You can literally just hold it at the bottom. It's just like as tight as you can. It's just like that. Yeah. What if I do this? No.

Oh, yeah, chopsticks. Technically, yeah. Not work, though, because they can't do it. Okay, Lewis Bowden, you are about to tempt the world record for the most smarties eaten in one minute with chopsticks. Lewis. The record to beat is 65, so you need to eat 66 for the world record. 66, mate.

Three, two, one. Wait, wait, wait, we're not ready. I am not ready. I'm trying to bring Guinness World Record. You're not doing it. Right, lads, I can't fucking hold it. All right, yeah. You're holding it like...

Can we get? There you go. There you go. Three, two, one, go! Oh my god, he's got one. Has he got one? He's got one! He's off the mark, he's off the mark.

That is, oh my God, he's nailing it. Oh my God, he's actually done an amazing. and Revy's beating your one. We used to do, right? I know. Yeah, don't get him flat. Oh, he's, oh, nice. Oh, nice.

Oh, do it like that? No, Lewis, you've had it good. You had it good. Have a bit of patience, Lou. You started off good. Free. Yeah, you are actually using him. Lou, you had it good.

Louis, go back to how you do you. Go on, go on. Come on, Lou. Really, Lou, patience, my young one, patient. You're making it harder. Mate, you might do it at this, right? Yeah. Four.

Oh, three. It's out of his mouth. Help if you. If you actually chewed it God You're killing it Look at that

Look at that now Is he on five Yeah Only 60 more to go Come on Come on You're nearly there mate

You're only a couple off How the fuck Did this Six It's fucking Five Four You nearly there mate

Two One Bosh How many was that Did he do it He got six Did he do it I'm not quite sure

If you matched How many is that Oh He was a 10th of the way through. So he would need 10 minutes. There we go, yeah. That was a good start, though. Yeah, you were off to a flyer and then you got in your own head, mate.

Do you know what's mental? With a bit of practice, I could probably do that. All right, Luke, go home and practice and come back next to me. That might be, you know, I'll tell you what we'll do in like. At the end of the series. Yeah, in a couple of weeks or whatever, you choose the one you think you can actually be. True. And then I have a week, just practicing it.

Yeah, I don't mind that. I do think chopsticks are, it's mental. It is mental that they're still going. Why? What do you mean? Still going. I mean, like, there's better, like, we used to go around on horse and carages, but we made the car.

Yeah. I understand back in the day, they were probably just class, but like, owly. And they meant for, like, noodles in that, though. Pretty good for that. Yeah, they're all right. Yeah, they're all right about sushi. No, but that's because we've grown up using forks, so we use for.

But I argue if you... People who use chopsticks only use chopsticks. They're better for sushi. though, because a fork will like break it. Yeah, exactly. But like, there's some chefs who use chopsticks just to cook, like it's mental.

It's really impressive. It's a great skill, but I argue, I argue we've got a new invention now. Yeah, I mean... I'd argue chopsticks were around before the knife and fork. I think you, yeah, no. But so was the fucking wheel. And then we put the wheels on a car. We didn't just keep

rolling about with horse carriages. That was really weird. I argue, you could bring The world champion of eating with chopsticks and I would beat them with a knife and forth. I don't think you would. With Smarties. Smarties? Smarties.

Yeah. No, no, no. You said Nuffin' thought. Yeah. No, no. Modern day cuttlery. You can only eat one at a time so you'd have more control with the topstick. I can guarantee you the... I can guarantee you the chocolate lady does it better than you with Nuffin. No, no. You could only do one at a time because that's the chopsticks's bad design.

The spoon, you can get it all, mate. Imagine having cereal. What do they use for cereal? Did you use chopsticks when you were downing plenty pints of Guinness at the weekend? No, just my hands, mate. You did bump into Mitch Tucker? I did. Friend of the show. Friend of the show, front of the show.

Yeah, we had a great evening, actually. It was class. Dublin was a fucking vibe, to be fair. They went and beat Portugal the night before we went out. Dublin's class. And then on Saturday, they absolutely smashed Australia at the rugby, so everyone was flying. Oh, mate. The Ruggers.

But for them, it's massive. Rugger. And for you? You're a big Rugger's fan? Are you? Nah. Big Rugger's fun. I had a weekend of highs and lows.

Oh, okay, go on, explain. What's up? They ran out of steak on there. Go ahead. Sorry, carry on. It was about open up there. I've stopped. I'm going to be silent from now.

The BML got deleted off you. Why? Did it really? That was on like 500,000 views. It was on 750,000 views. Who did they do that for? It was a community guideline strike. For what?

Dangerous and hazardous, like, activity or something. Excessive drinking. Wow. Running and drinking. There's four drinks? Athletic. Have you approved? I appealed it and I keep rejecting it.

I haven't spoken to. Yeah, but I need to speak to a human being. It's their new AI because Chip's cocktail video also got removed. Cal Freezy's not a fucking wine marathon. Do you not have a con? How much wine they consumed in that? I guarantee it it's more than two beers. But you're saying, no, do you generally not have like...

Yeah, I do. They're working on it, but it's not looking good. By the way, I didn't even get an age gate. Removed, gone. Delated. You're not angry. warning. I'm very angry. Oh, I've never experienced this, so I don't understand what,

so you don't even get a warning? Nope. That's weird. It doesn't sound fair like. So next time you do a drinking blog, don't run about, essentially. It doesn't make any sense. How can you do a wine marathon? Yeah, there's loads of drinking stuff on, on YouTube. It's like age-gated, but two beers.

And also, you've already done it. Oh, we should not tell them now, because they might get rid of the other one. So the only option is to redo the video, but milk with milk. Oh, that'll be fair. Oh, yeah. A milk mile. It could literally be any fizzy drink really. I'm not doing that.

You're not going to be sick off milk. Tomorrow? Yeah. What? Well, obviously, is that what you do? He's bottled the beer mill two years in a row. I didn't bottle it. The only way it would work is if you do points of milk and then lace it with vodka.

That's actually so easy, though, because it's not fizzy and it's a nice. Oh, as easy is it? Would you like to do it? A pint of milk. Yeah, but I'd win. I drink, I drink pint of milk every night. Oh, so you'd have four pints of milk. Every night.

Yeah, but you also don't. Yeah, we also don't down points and then... I could down a whole pint of milk right now. Yeah, so could I, but I wouldn't run after, straight after. What's the current Guinness world record on points of milk? That's not bad... Because the bad bit with the beer is the fizziness. No, but you do it half and half with vodka, that's what I'm saying.

That's grim. I wouldn't want to do that. Well, then, that's what I just said. But that just makes it just a not nice drink. The beer mile's not hard because it's alcohol. It's hard because it's fizzy. Yeah, true. But the milk is also very hard. All right, then.

You need to do... Before you do a full video on it, you want to do a test milk run, no? to test if it's not. Exactly. The crew and Reeve tomorrow are doing the BMR but we're having to change you to the milk mile. Fucking hell, what a day. You're doing the BMO for what?

The BTS. We had a BTS video going up and the crew wanted to have a go at it. And so did Reeve because obviously he's bottled it two years in a row. It's a good job I didn't do it really in the end if we got removed. Yeah.

I'm so jarring in it. Yeah. Do you still get paid from the 750,000 views? Yeah. And that's not too bad. But everybody got 750,000 views. I can't do anything about it.

just gone it's just been fucking deleted yeah it doesn't and i've cut loads of stuff out it's just no warning no nothing so what um what were the highs then because obviously you just you said you had highs and lows you just spoken about i think you only had laws i only had loads oh brilliant i also got we went to go play paddle at the weekend at this place and uh they were like we've booked it 12 till 2 and they were like oh and we're so sorry do you mind like only do it for an hour one till 2 we're like oh okay yeah that's fine i why would you say that's okay who Because they asked really politely, and we had another book, like, it was just like... Who are the people that keep you?

Well, is that it? And then, um, turns out it was for someone else to obviously play for the hour. Yeah, no shit. Do you know who it was? Uh, oh, let me guess. Fred West, Fred and Rose West. No. Uh, Dean Ashton.

Close. Uh, who's the one who... Lev Yashin. Lenny Andrew? No. No, no, no. Frank Skinner. Frank Skinner.

Similar haircut, but darker haircut. Paddy McGuff. Guinness? No, he's got no. Peter K? Oh, no. Jack the Ripper. Oh, no.

Go on who? Arteta. No, fuck. Oh my God. You got mocked. Oh my God. Oh my God. He mocked her off.

He mocked you big size. Is you speak to him? Uh. Ateta, it's me. You remember me? He just watched. He passed onto his court. Yeah.

He was off. No, if I can fuck out of the, no, don't speak to me. Fucking Mogg's Bartetta, man, a few men. By the way, that's fucking God, don't speak to me. That's bad from the staff, like, letting him, They are politely, they ask politely. It's because it's Artetta, man. Yeah, you fucking.

But should be like, no, I have a fucking booking? How about no? No, yeah, but how about no? They didn't mind us fine. It was not the end as well. They did actually say, yeah, we will leave. So you spoke, did you see him there? Yeah, he was sat across the, uh, at lunch, he was sat across from us again.

And you didn't go over and speak to you after you filmed with him. He was with his kids. They didn't want to. Oh, fair enough. knew each other when we got the Gabrielle news. I wonder if he got it instantly as well. What Gabriel news? To his groin.

He's out for like six weeks. You should have went and broke it to him? I was debating like, I tell me, it's fucking Gabrielle. He's done his groin. It would have been glad he kicked you off at that point, mate. I probably know, I'd be, whipped out. I bet he didn't know, though.

How would he, how would he know? Well, he'd have an update. I think people would be texting at the club. Yeah, your best defender's just been injured, mate. Boss just tore my groin. But yeah, highs and lows, man. Hise and lows. Moogs and no high.

Hise. no highs oh I had the kind of blondie brown it was fucking groat oh okay it was gruel people will know where you've been then at that point

it was fucking class yeah I need to play pound again this week I haven't lost in week I'm actually unreal lost a game nope I'm actually unreal

hmm everyone I play with can't like there's a no off we usually what no yeah

honestly I'm really good We need to play together. Is this not like when you said your golf score, but then we found out it was a par three course? It scored in 88. It found a par three. No, that wasn't a par three. I remember there was something to do with par three

that you didn't let us know. You play off 26, you got 88. No, no, what I told you was it was a scramble, but we took all my shots over than one. That was the point. That's why I said it's not a legitimate score, but it's still a good score for that. You know what I mean?

I did explain that. He wasn't a par three. He was a fucking... He was the one in Birmingham in Solid Hill. Very, very defensive. I explained why... It's a good thing the judges in here is all I'm saying, because you may, it could be out soon, though.

But not be going good for you. Anyway, what are we getting at? We should play paddle, though. I should play a paddle in the New Year. Do you have the turning tackle yet? No, as of this week... I wasn't offensive. That was like, can you actually run around?

As of this week, I'm back to golf without driving, and next week I'm on light pads and boxing and bags and... Pardon? So, and then in the new year, hopefully I can do a bit more. But Lou, why do you really want to get back to golf so much? I just really enjoy the game. Oh, really? It's a beautiful game.

It's a future point. I need to play golf as always. You haven't played in ages. Don't worry about it. Uh, okay. Oh, we went to, um, we went to, um, we went to Hawksmoe with Charlie and all the family were down. Shock, you're going to go to Hawksmore and get. How often does you go to Hawksmore?

Every week at this great, man. It wasn't even, it wasn't on me, it was on Chinese's grandma. All that switch earnings. You had to turn them down? Or did you? No, we booked in, got there, whatever, sat in, had a drink. The fucking water broke. So like, all the, all the, everyone's booking cancelled.

Why? Because they don't have water. Why do they need water? I don't know. I was like, by the way, I've seen other people getting steaks delivered. I'm like, do they not have a tap? Maybe Artetta was coming in and needed to clear it out. But then...

I need a fucking shit, guys. It was fucking shit. Then the next book in they could find us was like in three hours' time and a different bit of London. In what? Oh, who, who? It was three hours time in a different fucking...

Why don't you just go to... That's a guardie again? All that money. You should have gone to Rocker? They ended up sorting us out, to be fair, but it just wasn't... You went back to the same place? The...

They're actually pretty good, to be fair. Like, they said they pay for the taxi if we invoiced them back, so we're going to find out about that. How are you going to invoice a number of? I don't know, but then they supposedly bought us a taxi then to a different one and managed to get us a seat

and that, but it was just not very... Did they pay for your dinner? That's pretty good. No, we've got one free round of drinks and then he dropped some dips and splash sauce over Charlie's dad's coach. When did they say it's sorted you out? Then he offered to pay for dry cleaning. Wait, you got sorted out by a free drink. What the fuck on it?

Fucking weird family, man. What a crazy story, man? They're not, them offering to pay everything, but they keep just dropping shit and fucking... And you could have got rid of water. Ben instead. Did you go? Go where?

I didn't go to your bank, Ben. No. I'm glad I didn't go. Shit. No. One side of, wasn't it? Yeah, very close.

To honest, I'm glad I didn't go for the exact reason for what happened. So, like, my reasoning was, like, right. I was like, it can't beat the first fight. I didn't think they should have done it. I was like, they literally can't be the first fight.

And, not to flex. I was obviously, like, ring side the first. So I was like, I don't then want to sit in a shit seat for a shit of fight, like, because I'm too big time now. Whoa. Oh, hangout. I'm sorry. The thing is,

which is best of a case one. That is mental. Surely you understand my point. I went, I had basically the best possible night and seat and experience. So anything that, nothing's ever going to top that. God forbid you goes lower down in a class.

No, so now. That's like seeing, imagine you have a great blow job of your life. It means you're just never going to have a blowjob again. Yeah, but you never know if it's the best. That fight will never be topped. There's no chance. Not in terms of, not in terms of a lot.

But anyway, that's why I, don't think I want to go to a boxing event again unless I'm ringside. Ever again. What? Honestly. You know what time you fucking made in life now?

It's not. What about ringsting? I'll tell you what, it's also the game. Yeah, he'll still be wrong for that there. Yeah, but that will be in the corner. I'll be in the other corner fighting. You can be in the corner, man. Yeah.

No, it's a bit like at the football right. I will refuse. That question. I won't sit at the front seat at the football because you can't have the views that shit. I'd rather just stand at the top. Or stand in like an aisle. I'm not. like, sorry, I'm not doing it.

Yeah, player level and... About, about no. Yeah, that's fair. Oh, by the way, guys, um... Oh, yeah, go on. What? I'm saying... We haven't talked about your hair.

Oh, I thought you were taking a piece. Oh, yeah, everyone knows I'm growing it out. Guys, how fit. Oh, my God. Oh, Superman. Tommy G. Oh, my God. It's always been that.

Yeah, Jackie G. Tommy G. Same haircut. No, it's not the same. Oh, yeah, I'm going... Do you like your little curls? I've said I'm growing it out. I'm gonna see how far it gets before I get annoyed with it. Oh, yeah.

But at the minute, I'm in... Does it hold that shape? Easily? It takes about 10 minutes. You're trying to be like Mitch Tucker. My barbers... I keep seeing them checking himself out on the monitor, my barber's taught me how to style it and do it after I get out the shower.

Same. But yeah, anyway, that's pretty shit-chat in it. Yeah, fucking class that. Welcome back to Corti! Who wants to hear about our hair coach? Where's your hammer? Uh, I just don't fucking... In his pants?

Every single day, A new thing gets removed. I would like to raise something with the fellow studios, if that's okay. Yes. He found it. Don't worry, he found it. Who keeps fucking bumming our set? Every time we get here, things are moved.

Things are stolen. One item less bad. Lights are broken. Plugs are unplugged. Yeah. Where's the Hoover came from? Why is there a Hoover? I'll be honest, dads.

Why is there a Henry de Hoover? Look. Courtside, Case 1, hello lads. Go on, Lou. Hello, lads. Bit of a mad one here. Do you want to pick early bets started to not that mad? I went to the stag for my older sister's future husband.

What's your fiancé? What the... Yeah, fucking word it right. If you're going to cut him to Corside, fucking word it right? Dickhead. He's a top lad and we absolutely love him in the family. But on the stag in Amsterdam, he went missing and apparently spent the night with a lady of the night.

Finding out on this show. With his best man... Who is also due to get married this year. Oh, funny, as Tom would say. I don't want to tell my sister because I don't want to ruin the wedding and I don't think I should confirm him. What the fuck do I do?

You tell your sister. So we've got an actual real life problem. Yeah, I mean... I'm going to be honest with this one. How did this make the... Are you all right? No comment. Yeah, how did this make the vetting process

to the show, by the way? I'm going to stop. I mean, no proof, but it's all hearsay. Nah, do you know what, fuck it. Look, you keep your mouth shut. All right. And I know this... You also don't send it into a backside.

Yeah, I feel like, look, your... Wrong show, buddy! The sister, who you love so dearly has been cheated on, and you're asking us to... Hey! Whoa! No, no, no, no, no, we don't know that. We don't know.

What happens on a stag should stay on a stag? Spent with a night of a lady of a night? No, and is that a... Apparently, apparently. Is that, like, when you... I don't know if that's when you got a knock. Louis, it's like a security guard. Louis...

It's sex worker. A idea of the noise. I don't know, I don't know if that... She works during... But I don't know if it's... It's a prostitute, Louis! But did they have... Why would they have a penis?

There's nothing about that that implies that they're a man. You're so weird that you've just this shit. Like, why are they a dude? No, because you're in Thailand. I don't know what you call them. They're in Amsterdam. They're not in Thailand. A lady boy.

Is that still the term? I don't know, but I've got rebranded to Lady of the Night. What, in Amsterdam? If I hate this, I'm guarantee someone. That's like a way of cops in Amsterdam. Also, we need to let this. But also, that's a, that might be rebranded. No, no, they're a female.

Luke, you know it's right. I'm a female. You know it's right. I'm a female over night. There needs to be a real, real precedent set here, buddy. Okay, first of all, keep your pie shut. Oh, second of all, apparently, you have no proof, so you can't go up to your sister. Apparently, your boyfriend's like, no.

There's no, absolutely zero proof. They might have gone off and fucked each other, for all you know. But second of all, when you sign up for a stag, you know what you're sort. You've got to just, if you go in, you're going right. And when you're there, whatever happens stays there. Yeah, so no point in messaging it, mate. Have you ever had this where one of your mates just disappears for a whole night? Not really.

Sometimes, but they pass out on a pavement or something. Now, then you find them like three hours later and they're like, what happened to let him? Oh, I don't think so. Oh, maybe. Tell me about what Chris's time. What, did that happen to him? No, no, no, no.

Just a mutual friend. Oh, okay. I have got a... What happened? No, in all seriousness, if you are really bothered and you're like... If he's really bothered you and you think he...

If you have proof he has done it, then yeah, then yeah, confront him, but... Other than that, mate, I think you've been a bit of a titty... You reckon he's jealous? Why would he be jealous? Of his sister being treated, really the night? He's jealous or jealous that... He's either jealous that...

They're having sex and he wasn't invited. Or that the pros he didn't want him? I wonder if they went to six. Susie's saloon. I will say something similar to what you asked, which is, I suppose it is similar. When I was in Magalov and I was 18, we were walking back,

I didn't actually shagg, we were walking back just past the beach to get back to hotel. It's probably like five in the morning, me, my mate and my other mate. And this bloke comes up to my one, comes up to Murs three,

and he's like, can I suck one of you off for 500 euros, right? No, she's paying you. Skin, no, it's a bloke. It's a dude. It's a man. Comes up.

It's a man of the night. And me and my mate are like, oh, no. My other make goes, they see the money. Pulls the money out. And the last thing I remember seeing... Oh no. He's them too. Walking down the beach holding hands.

Why are they holding hands? I don't know. He's getting ready to be stuck. I'll do it first, I'll do it. Wait, do you reckon it was a case of he might be gay or he needed the 500? Could be both. A bit of both, because then, I'm not going to dox it too much. That's a win-win.

He then went to, like, he worked within, like, the army or whatever. Then we found out that he had a bit, he had a bit of a thing for, like, the people we spoke about in Thailand. Oh, he's probably a experimental bloke. So I think, when he come back that morning, obviously I woke up a cinema. I was like, fucking, I was like, did he shook you off there? And he was like, nah, nah, I said I just... We just cuddled all night.

He said someone, I can't remember the story he gave me, but I was like, I don't know, I don't know, don't up to me, right? I mean, it's fair. But he went to bed and he started going like it. Did he have the cash? I can't remember. I honestly can't remember. But all the drinks were on him for the rest of the holiday, which a little bit.

Fair, though. This is like the glory hall down I know we're talking about. Yeah, it isn't almost to admit. It's not that, but I don't know. I'm not going to lie. It is. He's chosen to go of this man. Yeah, but you could close your eyes and it's Kelly Brook, isn't it?

Do you think gear people are better at sucking you're off? You've asked me this people. Than what? Than a female? You asked me this. A male has a cock, so he knows what works true. Yeah. Why don't you find out?

Yeah. Well, if 500 quid, well, that is actually the next. No, genuinely, he probably's hard. He probably's got paid 500 quid to have the best fucking blow job of his life. Probably. Yeah. My mate paid 50 euros for a hand job in, in sanity once. It's just like it's got nothing.

It even can. It's on a street. Yeah, it wasn't on the street. It was. It was anti-high street. You used to see it. You used to see it, like, blokes bare asses in the bushes, and they'd be giving it the rabbit.

I didn't see any of that. Is that what you spent your evening? No, you just want that's all the day. You walk past your seat. They come out of the alleyways, and they'd be like, I'm into the alleyway. They're like, sucky, sucky, sucky, and I'm like, no.

No, but how much? Anyway, case two. Well, that's case closed, mate. Shut your mouth. Guilty. No, either shut your mouth, or fucking from him. What is it?

Well, you have to do it what he is. What? Is it guilty or not guilty? He's a grass. Guilty. Guilty. Case two. Right, up the backside.

I recently went on a lads holiday this summer with my uni mates for the first time to Ibiza. Had a quality time, but left with one slight, problem. I realized one of my mates eats his banana skins

does he need serious hell? That cannot be right. That cannot be true. It's so random. That might be a disturbing thing ever. Is your mate really hairy with really long arms and big molars? Hey, even monkeys and apes don't eat banana skins.

They're civilized. Yeah, they do peevely. This is a freak. Yeah, I think... Aren't they poisonous? No. They're probably really good for you. It's probably healthy. Ashton Hall rubs it on his face.

Bananas are the one thing. Yes. Bananas generally the one thing that makes me believe in either God or the simulation theory. Yeah, you've said this before, haven't you. Yeah, they're amazing. Go on and explain why. They're not that. They are, because, like, they are the perfectly designed packaged food that grows naturally.

Oh, my God. Yes, there we go. Yes, you can't eat banana skin. Yeah, I've got it here, yeah. And it's a nutritious and edible food. part of the fruit that he's often discarded. To make sure the skin is more palatable, you should cook it first to soften the texture and break down some of the cell walls, which also makes the nutrients more digest.

We should try it. We should try it before. Yeah, I mean, baked good. Maybe this guy's not. I mean, yeah, maybe your buddy is like, he's playing chess and you're playing checkers. It might be class, though we never eat it. It's a lot of chewing. Imagine like a moldy one as well.

I can't imagine that's tasty. Can we get four bananas next time? We'll try it. But really silly, mate, I think the bottom line is you don't knock it till you tried it. There are bananas upstairs. He's got bananas upstairs. One down. Yeah, go on.

Try some banana skin, like. I'm not eating it. Oh, you got to try it. Don't have to eat the full feet. You had a little boy. You had all seen bananas before on here. It told us that it tastes like candy floss or something when you eat it with a mint and banana. It's a stupless segment of the show.

Bubble gum, right? Bubblegum. He was like, a f-c-crisiest part of the border. He was good, that. That was so good. Oh, good time. Oh, good time. What the, mate, it's fucking hell.

That is, I'm not eating that shit. Oh, fucking hell. On and, Reeve, you said you'd do it. Reeve, you do it. Oh, that is, that is rancid that. Does it matter which part of the banana I eat? Just fucking scran it, mate. Go on, chew it all.

No, it's about as shit as you think it is. Yeah. Does it even face the banana? No. Oh, that's disgusting. Fuck me, that's all. Well, now we know, that was a good segment. Now, that's wrong.

Maybe you're meant to like... You may, it's guilty, pal. That is disgusting. Guilty! Oh, crap. And if you want to send your cases in, email backside at feldorsudios.com. Before we get on to the next thing,

can we please talk about Donald Trump sucking off Bill Clinton? You said this before, I've no idea what you... Oh, my God, it's unbelievable news. I think it's legit. No, it is. You know, you've seen a clip from Alex Jones seven years ago talking about it.

Yeah, I'm always... Wait, wait, sorry, this isn't like a sore... AI thing. This is like a story for him to grow up. One of Elon Musk's deleted tweets was him basically confirming that there's pictures and stuff of Donald Trump's sucking off Bill Clinton. There's an email from

I think... It was Epstein's brother to Epstein. Epstein's brother to Epstein talking about, has Putin still got the images of Donald Trump sucking off? So who's whistleblowered this then? How has this come out? They've gone through all Epstein's emails. That's hilarious they're asking as Putin. Has Vladimir still going to pick? This is the whole thing.

He has blackmail. They're saying this is why Trump's been so like He's never really gone at Putin And he's never like Tried to cause an issue Because Putin's got these images On his Putin's phone He's got a picture of Trump's

So I didn't even if he's just on his phone No so the general thing is This is war paper Trump's been like proper not wanting the Epstein files out like Yeah Suspiciously not wanting to And now essentially they've just

Bypassed everything And so like this week They're voting to get it out So like America A dump of emails came out Like last week that I've been going through And it didn't say Bill Clinton.

It said Bobby, but the only person who's been referred to as Bobby and all the other emails on three occasions was Bill Clinton. So America versus Russian, or Russia is like Putin versus sucking. Yeah. It is. I don't get it. It doesn't fuck me. That was one of your worst ones ever.

That was a really good one. Yeah, but isn't it mental that like he proper sucked him off? Wait, so he did it to obviously try and become president to work his way after power, right? No, no, no, no, no. This is in 2015 where the email has happened. Yeah, so he's trying to, like, get his way up. That's when Bill Clinton was president.

Yeah, she's like 20 or years. I think it's a thing where it's like, made, they were doing some dodgy stuff on the island. So I reckon it's a thing where it's like, come on, well, prove we can trust you. Suck them off. I just think they're all freaks, like sex freaks and like... Proper.

You reckon it's just like a giant orgy and everyone's just like sucking each other. I reckon it all just like one thing led to another. But if you're not seen, like, at Epstein's, the housing Epstein's place. When you walk in, there's like a big picture. It's like a painting, I think, of Bill Clinton in

like women's clothes and that like they're fucking all freaks they're all freaks and they all got shit on each other which is why they got shit

you killed him damn but there's even a thing where like Trump was like in Saudi or something or somewhere in the middle east and someone came up to him

and like unfolded a sheet of paper and like sort of showed him and then Trump's very quickly he sort of like because I imagine you just showed him the picture of him

sucking off Bill Clinton yeah he was surely you just making what would that picture like show us what that picture would look like You reckon?

Reenact it with a banana. No, reenact it with the mic. How bigs his cock? Clinton's massive cock. Bill's probably as a big one, Mike. Do you reckon he offered him 500 euros? It's looking a bit mental.

But it's all going to come out this week, like. I don't think, they won't. They'll block it. Are we breaking the news? No, this is the thing they can't, this is why he's freaking out. They can't block it now because people in Trump's party have essentially turned against them.

And like, there's nothing. They always think things are going to come out this week, this week, this week. I'll guarantee we're here next week. Still, it's not come out. No, like the vote is this week. And with the amount of people voted. It's always votes that like the aliens were going to get released. Yeah, it was it?

Yeah, it was that last year. I was like, it's all coming out. God, that's not, you should talk about politics again. You told us that there's an invasion in New York. Yeah, like 10 times, mate. You're going to come out next week on August the 26th or something. Also, Fia got removed for drinking and running around an athletics track, and we're talking about this.

You don't think this is going to be. be under threat of getting taken off YouTube? Nah, they'll be right. I think, look, I think I'm targeted. I'll just think he best going up to it, yeah. Targeted for what I know. I think they're all just, no, all it'll do. He'll just claim it's AI.

No, no, no, what he's already been doing is he started, um, just pointing fingers at other people. So he's, in his recent interviews, he's been saying, we need to look into Bill Clinton and some of stuff he's done and named some other people. Like, they were on that, so he's just trying to point fingers away from him. Yeah, because he's off Bill Clinton. You may as well, on it up to it. What's funny is, um.

Well, you could probably get. him some advice. Do you reckon he ejaculated? What for sucking off of? No, but like how to handle a controversy. Oh, I think it's a bit different me on a on a relatively unknown football podcast. If Trump's there like, I did it and what?

Do you reckon he made him? I thought you. Do you reckon you made him come? Do you know what I reckon he's got a facial? Will we get to the point where Trump is on national TV going, Bill? Yeah, they'll get off a man. Do you know what's really funny the image of is, obviously Trump wears loads of faked hand, don't he?

So if he did have a fake. show, he's gonna have, he would have had like, um, marked on his face. Imagine Bill Clinton looking down afterwards. Like, oh, it's like, er, not brown. Oh, fucking out. Stained on him. Orange.

Fucking wash that out. Fucking. Fucking on. Stay there, Donald. Fucking. Wash it off with your spit, boy. It's fucking weird, that, like the president of the United States. And he does, make, to be fair,

have you seen the neck on Donald Trump? Yeah. God, he takes it. He really looked at that, haven't you? Me, have you seen, type in Donald Trump's neck. Um. You don't want to talk that anymore.

I'm not sure that's what we want to be googling, mate. You're gonna, this guy's gonna be like, he can't talk, can it? I'm really count. Donald Trump, neck. Non-man head. Four. It's not. Like a bomb?

Like a vagina? It looks so, fucking. Dark. He censored it on that. Lured it out. God, why would you want to even? You wouldn't even do that time. He went it up against Tillerine.

He just looked at her like, I fucking know. He said, don't they reckon he has. I suck it better than you do Yeah, he's literally I read somewhere He has like 20 Diet Coke today Oh man he loves it I can't be out

How do you know he loves it? He loves it And McDonald's Apparently on the emails as well It said that like Epstein So this horrendous person Who's like a paedophile Sex trafficker and that

Said Donald Trump's like The most evil person he's ever met And he's insane is what he said Wow And this is like from 2015 But speaking about um like lawsuits and things are you gonna be um oh yeah filing one against mr beast

yeah he's taking the fucking piss i do know what he's ruined the name because i've had a look at it and it didn't your name come from mr beast though so mr beast is open beastland which is a theme park and i do believe i read the other day one of the tickets you can buy isn't it the top one is called beast mode there's like a level there's a level there's a level of tickets like the one's just entry you don't get on any ride then the next one is something like the beast the beast entry or something which is you get entry and then like but you can go on five rides and then the beast mode ticket is

entry and access to everything lou i was in a i was in a class the other day gym class and she went it's time to go beast mode now i mean it's it's ridiculous yeah we set trends while she had a thrill though on the bike just going to have fuel to the fire as well i saw this come up on somebody's story the other day. And that is the tops card Morgan Rodgens. A beast moose cup cup car. I get to send stuff like this all the time

where like people are stealing the beast lord brand. He created the same beast mode. I did. Yeah, I can't believe. No other YouTube or football I ever said it. It was crazy. Oh no.

He's like the founding father. But like I've revived it. I've revived it. Oh, so you're being in a careful? I nursed it and cared at it. On the well-known phrase, beast mode. Yeah, beast mode.

I'm on Goli. It looks fucking shit. You should definitely go there as a It looks shit. I wouldn't want it, it looks shit. You should go to Saudi Arabia. Why not? It does look shit.

Have you looked at the pictures of it? It does look shit. Yeah, but you're going to, your beast mode, or beast mode general, going to... Beast Mode General reviews Beastland. Yeah. That's a banger, there's a million views right there. Also, talking to JJ, weirdly, I've seen a... I've seen a TikTok yesterday of him.

He's obviously on a run. Oh yeah, doing the back-to-back meme. And then he just joined in a TikTok with someone. I was like, why did he asked him? I thought he... Why didn't he just go, no, I'm on a run? You'd want to go on Google. It is funny, right?

I hate the fact he did it, but... Wake in the morning. Here we go, look. See, these will all be like making it look better. If you go on Google Limits... See, if you go and book tickets... And then for the 15th of November... Oh, man.

Two days ago. Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck it off. Fuck it off. I believe... I believe it. I'm pretty sure it's called Beat the Beast... I believe you.

I saw it on Twitter. I believe you. There's a video on it now. We can watch the thing. Oh, right. Well... Guys, oh my God. What would have...

Is that a genuine question? What would have backside theme park look like? Oh. The Thrudeau would be one. We'd have the red light district. There's a meeting room that says Cheryl Cole only. Don't be so quiet. You know those planes simulators?

It'll just be my office. No, no, but for the Moonites. Reeve, in the spa area, you have a little indoor plane simulator, but you all just locked in your little device. Nice. See how comfortable it is. Yeah. Yeah, that really cool invention you're, man.

Yeah. Remember that? Remember how shit it was? The one it was going to take off. Oh, because it's flying. No, I think we'd have, yeah, obviously the thrilled over, the main of it. Glory Hall. Yeah? Why would there be a glory hole?

A friend of the show. We're making an 18... Gloria is a friend of the show. Oh, you're sucking people off then? Well, it depends on the pit. Well, Donald Trump's going to be narrow as well. $50 an hour. How many cocks are coming in per hour?

That depends. It might be a slow and faster. Yeah. Slow and fast. Yeah, it's all right. Do they have to all... Yeah. Fin it? No.

Why did you say yeah before he finished? Well, what were you imagining before you asked that? I just thought, like, you might give them like four pumps and they go? No, it's a minimum... For like a Starbucks? 100 pumps. Unless they come before. It's a hundred pump minimum.

Are you doing it? You doing it? Go on do it, doing great. Go and do it, doing great. You get free lunch. You get free lunch. Yeah, well, you might be able. Yeah.

You get entry to the rest of the park after you've done your work. Can I just like bend all that? Oh, no. I'm a slab started. Woohoo. I actually did watch it. I don't usually watch it. That's such an L from Lou.

I thought I'd want to, you know. I don't like... Our friends in there, I thought I'd give him some moral support. Good eh. Why are you not watching it, Lou? Why are you watching on TikTok? I just don't like spending time watching reality TV. He's got fried brown, TikTok fry brown.

Really good shit. It's my favourite, like, reality show. No, I will. Because of the time of year it's on as well. Yeah, it reminds you. Who said it, one of the interviews was like, it just reminds you of Christmas, didn't it? No.

Who you think it's actually going to win? Kelly Brooke. It could be Ginge. Yeah, Ging. You know, he got voted for the first trial. Yeah, that's just, no. That means you, people want to see you. Should you have a bet.

We'll choose one person to win. Because Jim's going to win. I think Martin Kemp will win. I think Martin Kemp will win. The old viewer love him, don't they. I think it'll be Martin or Ginge or, I think one of the... I don't think Ginger win. I think the majority of people who watch I'm a celebrity.

we'll find him annoying. You reckon? Yeah. I don't think he's going to be like full on like... I think I was just first episode he was excited. No, I'm just being... Mamm said he, she thought it was good, but like just be quiet. She obviously was very neutral.

Like, yeah. Can you actually, if you actually deep it right? But she thought he was quite sharp. Nine strangers in a general. Seeing that from your... Yeah, that'll be... Yeah. By the way, just to cover, I don't find Ginger Noyn.

I'm saying like, people, the age of people who watch John McLean, some people said they wouldn't... They're going to find him annoying. I guarantee it. He won't understand that H is joking when he... Yeah, that's what I mean. I think... It's a bit like when Jimmy Bullard went on and got voted off for bully

and he was joking. He was having a laugh. He's also at the mercy of the editor team as well, though. Yeah. So it's like, it depends how they want... Who they want to win them before. They'll try to keep them in, though, in terms of the younger people.

I actually think H will go further than Ginge. I think age is going to be... I think age has got a good show. I think that Ruby Wax person will do quite well. Is that a name? Yeah, who is she? I recognise her. She's in the NBA as well.

But she's American? Well, yes, a member of the British Empire I don't know why Maybe she's born, I don't know I think she might do it But who is she? Who is she? I sent her, presenter, producer

She's not a producer Oh, what's going on? Oh shit Don't get the type, please Who's Ruby Wax? Was she in that X Factor period Wend, that was all popular? That was Sharon.

No, I know who Sharon Osborne is I'm... Oh, fucking hell May, have you ever used a keyboard? What? Rooney, what? Who is this one? 72 years old

Royal Shakespeare Company American British Actress Oh yeah I think I recognise her from She's been on like Mott the Week and stuff That's where I recognise her from She's an OBE, not MBE Is she a comedian She comedian

Yeah she's good at both in it She comedian She's a comedian She's a comedian? It's an ironic name in it I think she's gonna win No she won't mean It'll be

You do well she'll get voted More money's on Martin Kemp Yeah How about you I think you score with ginger I'll go jinch I do think you get it I was, yeah, Ginge, I think Ginge will win.

I think Ginge will get to the final. I think Aitch could be a good one because Aitch is, like, if Ginge goes out, age is going to get all the people. Yeah, we don't need your analysis. And then, all the people are like. They do, like, letting younger people win the show. They're like, Sam Thompson was definitely on the younger end of the spectrum. Yeah, but he's really appealing to, like, the mums.

What's the one from Gogglebox that won as well? Scarlet, yeah, she was younger in that show. But again, they're, they normally is the, like, the lasses who's like, who win. Yeah, they've got a good group. I really hope he does well. I just feel like the, like I said, the people who watch it that age, I just don't think they'll get him.

Do you know what, there is? I've seen, because all the, you know, how much they're getting paid got leaked? How much you're getting paid? His was like 90 or 100. They're all around 100 and then H is 250, but it's like the lowest paid lineup ever, which means,

you know, they always bring people in halfway. I think there's going to be a big boy coming in at halfway. Lewis Bowden? The villain. I heard a rumor. I thought on Twitter could be Dejy. It won't be YouTube. They've already got two YouTube.

Do they structure how the series plays out based on like viewer feedback and stuff? No. Well, no, of course they will. What do you mean? They'll have every single challenge meticulously. I don't mean the, I mean like, depending on if Ginger's viewed is really cool by the general public of watching the show, they'll put him more in the edit. No, I think he'll try and steer quite valid. Okay.

They have to, yeah. It's not failed wise, is it? Yeah. No, they still ruin my storyline. But also, isn't this year, you can't be voted more than twice, yeah. Woke shit. Shit that, in it. Used to fucking be able to decide put them in number.

Oh, what's the name? Week after week. Oh, Jillian McKee. Gillian McKee. What it's all about? What it's all about? I sit in watching disbelief every night as you're passing out on I TV, but Jillie used to think she's a doctor. What are you doing?

I have a PhD. Apparently now she's a celebrity. What are you seeing you? How do you remember that and then remember nothing else up on top of your head? I used it as a song on my first YouTube videos. What the fuck is that song? How do you remember that? And then nothing else.

No, don't make him toy. No, no, please go on the brief. Yeah, we'll go back to the roof. Will, we don't care. Gillian McKeith's song. Will, we don't care. Let's see how he spells it. Gillian McKeith.

F. Yeah, right. Gilliam. McKeith's song. Oh my God. Like, if you could see. see how much it's already come up this is it yeah it's not my god you know then put alvin and the chipmunks afterwards is this oh what are we doing that you've done yeah i did it oh i don't

anyway well he can put it who's video bad he can find it after and overlay it oh my god what is this death of the one night stand da da da i'm gonna have to bring it back explain more than When third of UK students had no sex at university, says new research. You fucking virgin. Shock study found that nearly three quarters of students are either completely celibate or sleeping with just one person. Oh! Oh, fuck up!

More than one in three students, 37% admitted they have no sex at all during an average month. What? Selimacy more common on campus than casual hookup. I think that's just because the shaggers are on board uni now. What uni is this? Across all unies. It's more interesting running, aren't they? What?

That's true. It's genuine true. How do you manage to get one night's stand back to running? Yeah. Because they've all started to run instead of going out. Imagine the viewers, imagine the listeners right now. No, but they're still going out. We're going to talk about shaggy.

I think they're running. The clubbing scene's dying, which means there's less chance to get drunk and, you know, get fucking laid. I think, know what? That is actually a very, very good point. But I don't know how you made it. Because they're all decided to be woke and run. No. No.

No. True. You're right about the clubbing scene. The clubbing scene is dead, I think. You're not going to. You're not going to get laid at a pub, are you? I got a good theory as well. Tom, would you go to uni now if you went back to, like, that stage you life?

Would you choose uni or? I'd do America again, yeah. Ah, okay. My logic was that the stereotypical shaggers aren't going to uni anymore because uni is... What's a stereotypical shagger? Oh, you? Define it. Look at air, good fit.

Oh, let me define it. Don't wait, let me handle this. Go on. Like, fit hair. Just what he said. People eyes like, can I treat you mean. but you know he loves you. Might call your names like worm.

But you know, one of these days it is going to happen. Right, now, I think this is a really, really, this is a sad, sad state of affair for this country. He's falling all over the shop, like, there's three things... Pockets and it fell out of his pocket. There's three things this country was built

on this great country. The reason it's called Great Britain. Do you know what those three things are? Pasties. It's not a country. Great Britain is a country. No, it's not. Yes, it is.

No, it's not. It's a kingdom? Right, right, the United Kingdom. Not a country. Yeah, it is? Not a country. Type in, is the United Kingdom a country. It's a kingdom of other countries.

It is technically a country. It's not. I don't agree with it, but it is. It's not. It is. You're going to see. Are you going to look stupid? Yes, the United Kingdom is a country.

Yes. But it's still a country. No, it's sovereign state. A country can't have countries in it. Mate, I agree. Tom. I agree. I don't think it should be, but it is.

Tom. Anyway, back to what... I was just about to spiel some absolute wordsmiths. Does that make sense? No. You know what I meant. This country was built on three things.

Shagging? Beers. Moaning and shagging. Morn it. We love a moan, don't we, British people? What about tea? No, no, no. That's the Chinese.

You moaning about people moaning all the time. Exactly. That's my point. So if we get rid of the world, one we're down to two we've already got these fairies who barely drink that's that's and you you're you're quitting drinking every day for the podcast so that's going down and all we've got left is moaning and you lot moan at me for moaning about moaning about moaning so if we lose that what do we have left what do we have left razzby meal what do we have left sausage rolls fist

fissed exactly all right we'll have to fist each other okay rise up so anyone listening to this or watching who is currently at uni. Shag. Hey, I want you to listen closely. I want you tonight. I don't care what day it is, tonight, you're going to get to the local shop,

I want you get to create a beers in, and three or four buzz balls. You're also going to get yourself a pack of five dot snus. You're going to go back to your hall. You're going to go back to your halls or your house or whatever. You're going to start drinking. You're going to put the speakers on. You know what you're going to put on?

You're going to put on a bit of, With a 2010, 2011, Deep House. You're going to get some... Deep House, such a good shout. You're going to get some sunglasses on. You're going to look at each other, and you're going to get the nod. You're going to put your glad rags on. You're going to go to the local pub or club.

The cheapest place you can go. You're going to get shit-faced, and you pull anything you see in there. You get her home. You get in. You get her out. You celebrate. Are we ready, lad? Let's pound the pussy.

Are we all doing it? Oh, we... Sorry, we're joining these 18-year-old. I don't care what she looks like, alright. She could look. What? I was just wanting you to display how you would approach a female. A female.

So I'm the pussy. I'd go. You're the cat. I'm drinking. No, where am I doing? I'm, I'm... Right, so you've got some, like, she's got some benediction on, so he's a...

Benediction in my... I look over at you, and I go... I'm not looking at you, though. I don't know how you're pulling me. No, I'm not... Take your glasses off. You're female me. Lee, you're a female.

Take your glasses off. Say something. Say something. I'm all right. Right. That would work on me because I'm going over to him now. Exactly. You come over and then I'll go, go on then.

All right. Get you in it. And then this will be my bedroom on the night. I'm fucking mors code sex. Oh Oh Jesus That's probably the one

That is so Lewis No I know you were doing him mate I'm realising you're the one getting fucked I wasn't enjoying it that much Anyway We can't let one-night stands die So go out and fuck Come on boys

Reeve has had about 50 in his life So he's a big fan of One Night's Man Allegedly You see the recent research that he's done That proved Hitler out of micro penis Yes, it doesn't prove it. It does. It comes from his DNA that you got.

See, right, this is what's hilarious about Lewis Wright. This is what's hilarious about it. Don't worry about it. So I've seen the same thing he has. And he's been to the conclusion of, oh, you've proved it, no. Okay, how about I see what I think, and then you see what you think, and we'll find the differences. So basically, they found, like, Hank Chief in Hitler's fucking pocket or whatever. No.

No. They don't know where Hitler is. Already wrong. And then they like scanned it and they found his DNA and they give that a little scan. And they found out he had like basically a disease where it's like you got a small cock. Yeah, well, I back it, I believe it. So when the Russians invaded the bunker where he died. Allegedly.

One of the soldiers cut a piece. I think it was a sofa which he died on, which had his blood on. They cut a piece. They cut to keep. It's not a handkerchief. It's part of the story. But he kept it in his pocket. That doesn't make it a handkerchief.

But like, they cut a piece from the sofa that had his blood on. They've now tested it and it's come back that he had, I can't remember what the condition was. So it's a micro penile dysfunction. No, it's a calm syndrome. What? Calman syndrome. Calman syndrome, whatever it is.

And that usually means or indicates you have a micropenus. It would explain a lot why he's always angry. Well, yeah. Angry at the world. Small dick. Yeah, that's it. It's a delayed or absent puberty development and division. He didn't even have pubes, essentially.

That's not what he says. That's why he was really happy about his mustache. So, yeah, they... He doesn't get it out. So this disorder would strongly indicate he had a micro penis. Right. He does look like he has a small cock. Do you know what?

If he didn't have a small cock, he'd be fuming, wouldn't he? With what? Like, if he was here now, seeing, like... Yeah, to fair, he probably ruined his reputation. Right, let's do a quiz. I have eight question quiz. Let's freaking do this. Oh, eight.

To celebrate eight years of backside. Okay. Thanks for 50. Oh, nice. Good to get that in. Fuck. Yeah, it was a long one, that. That was horny.

Yeah, that was a good one, Lee. Go on then. What country has the most time zones? Wait, sorry, I'm trying to sort out my actual life. Live? No, yeah. What country had the most time zones? I'd say timelines there.

This is so easy. Okay, yeah. That's actually the easiest one about... I'm actually going to get more right this time. I guarantee you got it wrong. Okay, second. What is the biggest lake in Africa? Fuck off.

And if you want a clue, I can give you a clue. Yeah. you all have to agree on the clue Yes, I'll agree to the clue I don't know the answer Think Royalty Oh my God

I actually I fucking shouldn't have asked that I actually know this And it was in my head Bastard Question number three What river Passes through the most

countries Oh Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And it's not the river Tyne, Lewis I can't remember the name of it Southern of the Tyne is Unmine That was a new face you've pulled

Oh god That's the new like beavies and butting You don't like stew from fucking Hangover Yeah, just a little bit Question number four What element is number one On the atomic scale

What? What what? What element is number one On the atomic scale Oh, Reeve, if you get this one wrong, the fucking scientist, mate, you'd be embarrassed. You won't be able to back to medicine. No, go back to med school. Head school.

I can't believe you tried to sneak that in. No idea. Oh, this one might be too easy. I might have to change it. No, let's get to... I'm going to change it. No, no, they're all hard, make. Give us a gimmie.

It's fine. You don't need a fucking... It's already done. Who is the most Olympic medals? Ever. Ever. Medals or golds? Medals.

Overall medals. See, that's easy? I don't want to even fucking... No? Who's got the most Olympic medals? So that's bronze, silver, gold. Right. Individual, not...

Okay, cool. Obviously. Fucking... Well, you didn't actually specify, so... All right. I thought it was a normal question. come on Spotify you got a ringing thing

no it's making a creaking noise like there's a door Spotify was founded in what country oh no this easy I don't know the answer but being smart educated guess you're not playing along don't you

nope he's asleep what color pill does Neo take in the Matrix? Easy. Well, yeah, it's got one or two options, right? Yeah, it's green or red, in it? And the final question.

What was the first full feature-length film made by Pixar? And if you'd like the year... No, no, no. Give us the year. No, no, no, no. I got the answer. You don't give them please. Yeah, you had a clue for the fucking... No, everyone has to agree. Two out of the three of you got a good. Everyone has to agree. No, you're changing the rules. You have everyone had to. I can't believe you're making it easy for him.

You're scared of him. Do you want, do you want... I don't want the clue. You said everyone had to agree. Oh, look how angry, right? Because I got this one, right? It's the only one I'm going to get right. The year's not going to give it away anyway. It's a democracy. Go on give his... You're such a little... It was the year before I was born. You're a disgrace.

He doesn't even know what I was born. I was going to... No, no, no, I think... I've already written down the answer, but I think that's the year it was out, so... Oh, yeah, I don't think I know it anyway, but... All right then, guys. That's the eight-person quiz for the eight years of pitch side.

Okay, we're going to kick things off with the answer to number one, which... Which country has the most time zones? Russia. Russia. Russia. Da? Wrong. A bit China.

Wrong. Australia. France. What? Oh, because they have French territories. Oh, that is stupid. How jarring is that question? No, that's a good question, too.

Yeah. It's fucking annoying as out. Yeah. Yeah, you like that one? Yeah, come on. Oh my god, all. All right, what lake is the biggest in Africa? Victoria.

Lake, fucking... You said it was royalty. Where do you think the Victoria Falls fall into? Yeah, that's in Africa. That's what you gave me the answer. I fucking knew. It was as soon as he said. Yeah, late Victoria.

By the way, I didn't even know Lake Victoria was a lake. I just thought it was the Victoria Falls. No, it's in South Africa, in it? Yeah, I've been there. Yeah. You been there? Very cool. Very cool.

Zedavica. How far is it to get to? It's like four miles. It's in Zimbabwe. About 20 minutes. If I go Cape Town, could I go to late Victoria? You have to fly to Zimbabwe. Oh, no.

Okay, what river passes through the most countries? I don't know the name of it, but it's the European one. It's like Denzhen or something. Denzhen? What? Sorry, mate. I don't know what the Amazon. Nile.

It's the European one, though. I can't remember what it is. The correct answer is the Nile. Is it really? Yeah. Ha ha! Oh, right. Did it really?

Tried to be clever, didn't you, Reeve? Ah, that's a question. Amazon and one more, I think. I got one right. I did. Oh, done, man. The only ones I know, the Amazon or the Nilel. No, just go straight through Holland of Africa.

I got, like, everyone survived off it, like, a little bit. Yeah, you're weird. I didn't call it that. What do you call it? What do you call it? Denzor Washington River. Okay, right. What element is number one?

Atomic scale. Oh, oxygen. No idea. I put aluminium. I want them to say a carbon. Hydrogen. I should have a carbon. There's a carbon.

It's helium and I can't remember which one. What is the most abundant element in the universe? Carbon. Oh my God, I'd put carbon and I changed it to eight. I should have said carbon. No, the answer is nitrogen. But the answer to this question is hydrogen. Yeah.

Hydrogen bomb. Number one. Maybe you did go to medical school. Yeah, medicine. Who is the most Olympic medals? Is it just Phelps? What's the first name? Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps. Yeah, correct. Oscar's in Nigel? I was going to change it to G.B. Medals, but I didn't. Who would that be? Pendleton? No. I would guess.

The Jim Nuffe. Chris Hoy, no. I don't know. Ennisson. Jessica Ennisson. Ennisson. Enis Hall is. Who is the most GB medal?

It might be Redgraves, Steve Redgrave or Hoy. I think it'll be Chris Hoy. A Hoy, though. Racing a Hennie. Damn. Cyclist. A bit small. Isn't it mad that him and Laura Kenney are married?

Well, they must know. Both like Olympic gold medal. Wiggins has got eight, look, yeah. Oh, Wiggin, Duncan Scott, the swimmer. I was clever. All right, then, go on then. All right, Spotify was found in what country? Wait, you stay last?

Is it Sweden? No. Why Sweden? I thought Daniel Lex from Sweden, isn't it? You said... I put Denmark. Sweden? Switzerland.

Switzerland's wrong. Denmark's wrong. Sweden? Sweden's right. Sweden's right. Yeah. Sweden's right. Sweden. Why did you...

Like it's someone for America or something. Oh. I don't... I've also just lied. I've put Sweden, but I've said Denmark now. Oh my God. As if you're trying to cheat. I'm not trying to change his answers. You cheated your answer to the wrong one at all. I'm not trying to cheat because I've just said. I've changed it.

No, if you got that right, you wouldn't have been all on and up about changing your answer. Yeah. I would have. You cheated. What did I own up at any wrong? You're cheated on a backside quiz. What the fucking? What are you doing? Yeah, minus one.

Okay, what color pill does Neo take in the Matrix? Obvious. I think it's red. Blue. I think it's blue. Red, red, blue. I've never watched it. Red gives him the ability to see outside the Matrix.

Yeah, but I reckon he would. If I was writing the story, I'd make him take blue and then he comes back and takes red later. Have you ever seen the story? No, but the red is the one that opened your mind. But you wouldn't go straight, yeah, but you wouldn't go straight to red. That's too obvious storytelling. But that's how he blew. These guys have seen the film.

You would... I knew that red would have been the thing he won. He wants. Blue is the one that keeps him in the Matrix. But I thought red is the one that opens his mind to being outside of it. What's the answer? I don't know. I just said blue.

I feel like blue is red. Yeah. Why am I? They shouldn't listen to my story. Why did you say red or green? I'll throw us off and you're still wrong. All right. What was the first film made by Pixar?

Is it Toy Story? Toy Story. Oh. No, it's wrong. You're wrong. It's Toy Story. And what year was that? 994.

95. One year before you were born, 95. Oh, 95. No, you said 94. I'm not either. I thought you were a year old than me. 94. What did you say?

95. Correct. Oh, I was right then. Yeah, get him on. Oh, no, I said 94. How many do we all get at eight? Six. Four.

Six. What? River in Russia. Technically, technically five. I got four. He wouldn't have got Toy Story without the clue, though, so I would have beat him. Yeah, but I wrote it down before. I just said out loud, Denmark.

Well, there you go, guys. Pretty impressive from one of you today. Well, you only did eight questions. If it was 10 or the one again. You just lost all the credibility of that quiz there. Why? A dub for me. Give you the clue.

Credibilities aren't the wind. I already put Toy Story down. Do you want a question? Yeah, I actually wrote them. I'll give them the win. Also, putting Toy Story and then it being Toy Story is not like some crazy effort from nowhere. It's like the biggest. No, but it's more about the credibility of, you know,

seeing everyone has to agree to the clue. But then now, then I already wrote it before he said the year. and then I was like, oh, fuck it, it. It ruins the credibility of the quiz. You always try and play that card that, like, I have some power over people? I'm just saying that's what happened. No. Is that what happened?

No, it's the slide digs of, like, as soon as Tom wants, it, it's just not true. Kind of as soon as Tom wants it, though. On the least demanding out of us, for all, I will do, I'll do a question for you too. You put blue pill in. Would you not agree with that? On the least demanding out of all four of us about wanting things or needing things for certain, like, anything. I don't care about any. Coming out of domestic, bro.

I'd like to say relevancy. Lou, would you like to do a quiz question to decide the winner? No, I'll tell you the relevant, you go in, oh, as soon as Tom ones, you just do it.

Yeah, do it. I would say, I would say, any shoe, anything we do? I'll just go whatever. I would do a playoff. Do a playoff. If you both agree, I'll do a playoff for the loser.

Yeah, go on. One question. I'm going to lose this. One question to playoff. I'm quite lucky that I got more than one, correct. Who is the top goal scorer for West Bromage Albion?

Of all time. Of all time. Oh, I know. Madja? Josh Madger. It's Tony Brown. Yeah, correct. And he scored...

You haven't seen Madge's Macon? Oh, all time. Off even the season? He did. This season, isn't it? No. It isn't it? No, it's not.

It'll be Isaac Price. Ah, I suck who? Who? You want? I'll be priced. Fucking hell. Thanks for tuning in, guys. We'll see you next week.

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