Back Side - MUKBANG: The WORST Rugby Initiations! Exposing Tom's Dirty Party Trick & Theo Eats Food...

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

Welcome to Theo Baker's DREAM, our first Mukbang! With each host picking a course of the meal, the boys talk disgusting Rugby initiations, listener stories and Tom reveals when his Mom walked in on him...If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Welcome to the big Backside-y, yo. Woo! That is sweet!

Wait, where you put my water? Have you ever put anything up your bum? No. No. Come on, guys. Guys. Banana in the- Where have you put my water?

Obviously I need my water. All right. Theo. Lewis, where have you put my water? We were live on Instagram. I'll place the phone up, peg myself, and bend over. Pop my water in. No.

Pop my water in, right. Pop my water in. I swear to God. He over. Pop on 14. No. Pop on 14, right. Pop on 14. I swear to God. He just gave me my water. Yay. I'm really hungry. He's gonna ring me when he's fixing my order. No one cares.

We can do yours after. You can grab yours after. I'm really hungry. Get food. Food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food. My favourite episode is here. We haven't spoke about this. I meant to say it before.

Where are you going? To get my money! So, did you see the s*** that was left in the toilet the other day? Yeah. Mate, the s*** stayed to that. Is it still there? It probably is.

Some scruffy s***. So, we just finished Pitchside Record. Me and Tom were going in for p***. These had just had a p***. I'm a cubicle guy. It's ironic. I was pissing on you, weren't I? This is what I wanted to raise, okay?

Because we went in, and I went into the first cubicle. You go into the other one, and me, what's someone left in that toilet? It was crazy. It wasn't just down the back. It was down the front,

and it was in. It was black like tar. Well, it was one of us, so... It was. Who fucking... If it was a 50-50,, it was one of us, so. It was. Who fucking. If it was a 50-50, I have a guess. Was that you, Theo? I don't notice the sound.

It was the biggest shit I've seen. Yeah, it was fucking crazy. No, that did scar me looking at that though, because you made me come and look at it. It was like. Well, I had to run out because I was gagging. Then I saw you two. It was like it had been like frozen in time. It was like it had been frozen in time.

It was stuck to it. Frozen in time. It's a good thing to talk about when we're about to do the big backside eat-out as well. Yeah, that is a bit weird. Right. They're eating out back. I've got drinks. Have I ever eaten at a backside? Shall we do drinks first?

Because we're going to... Well, we should explain what we're doing. We're doing a mukbang. We're doing a mukbang. What is a mukbang? It's weird, isn't it? Where you eat and talk. Yeah.

Tom's used to that on Pitchside there, right? You told me this was a bad idea. That's a fucking case. I will say, where does the word mukbang originate from? I'm going to guess somewhere in Asia. I think it's a sexual thing. I thought it was when you could get lots of people to come on you.

Jesus. You can see how the confusion might be there. Can you? Bukkake mukbang. Right, so close your eyes. No, so we should say the concept is each of us are going to bring one part of... Tom, the mukbang originated in South Korea.

Well done. It comes from the Korean words, and bang song broadcast. It's an eating broadcast. Welcome to our eating broadcast. I didn't say Asia, I just guessed China. So there's obviously drink starter main meal and dessert there's four people

here so each of us are responsible for bringing in one part of the meal yeah all right sure you want to start with your drink then yeah but everyone has to

close their eyes because you can't see what he picks either first let's close your eyes wait what tom make sure no one's fucking spying close your eyes right now

lewis give me your hand maybe you left oh it's random choice no what's he giving Yeah, I- I- Right, now, Lewis, give me your hand. Maybe your left hand. Oh, it's random choice? Yeah. What's he giving you? What are you doing? No, put your hand in and pick a drink. But why is he touching your knob?

Oh, I want one that's, like, cold. I know, I don't- Oh, I've got a small can, like, a small can, so that's not a beer. Oh, fucking great. Close your eyes. I know what they all are! Close your eyes. Do you?

Yeah, obviously. Why do you know what they are? They're not, because mine's small. Oh, yeah great. Close your eyes. I know what they all are. Close your eyes. Do you? Yeah, obviously. Why do you know what they are? They're not, because mine's small. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Am I allowed to open? Oh, hello. What the fuck is that?

Are you opening your eyes? Don't open your eyes. Oh, sorry, sorry. I haven't looked at mine yet. Lewis was looking as well. No, I looked at you looking at your drink. Oh, Christ. What have you got?

It's cold. Everyone, no, no, no, no, no. Are we allowed to open our eyes? No, not yet. I'm going to get mine out. Oh, Christ. It's very cold. Everyone, no, no, no, no, no. Are we all to open our eyes? No, not yet. I'm going to get mine out. Sorry. Sorry. And we all say to Carly.

All right. Catch. All right. Open your eyes. Whoa. Oh, my God. That looks horrendous. Show them what that is.

A brain liquor drink. Yeah. Oh, Christ. I've got some like fancy tasting one. So I've got Dr. Pepper Vanilla Float. You definitely Oh, Christ. I've got some fancy tasting one. So I've got Dr. Pepper Vanilla Float. You definitely

chose it yourself. Well, yeah, you had his eyes open. What the fuck is yours? We didn't have our eyes open. You chose the food. Mine's a bubble tea. Ooh.

He's had a bubble tea. I've never done what that is. I have a Mountain Dew Maui Burst. Ooh, what have you got for you? Brilliant. Oh, this is disgusting.

A Mega Brain Liquor Sour Raspberry. You picked that as well. Also, Theo? Brilliant. Oh, this is disgusting. A mega brain liquor, sour raspberry. You picked that as well. Also, out of all the drinks, a long can is never a good sign. I picked from the top. I thought it might have been a beer or something. I did buy a drink for Theo, which I was hoping he wouldn't pick, because it was really funny.

After the other day, we went to the NFL the other day, right? I'm just coming down now. And we found, No worries man, sit a bit. And they were selling a Fanta strawberry kiwi. Yeah. Oh my God, it was so good. So I found this Fanta exotic,

which you can't have obviously. I don't want that brain liquor, that's disgusting. You got it, it's a mukbang. We all be one part of it. This is diabetes in a can. Yeah, you got it, it's part of it. I'm getting involved in this. Yeah, there you go, Reeve, that's a spirit.

What is a bubble tea? Well, you can see in a sec. Oh, you've got to. It's part of it. I'm getting involved in this. Yeah, there you go, Reeve. That's a spirit. What is a bubble tea? Oh, you can see in a second. It's got juicy in it. Yeah. You put all the bubbles in. But what are the bubbles? I don't know. They're just like fruity.

I don't eat it on the floor. One second more, mate. Can you eat it? Is it nice? Pop in your mouth. Tasty. He's not even going to drink it. He's going to have to.

I've got my water down here. Move his water. Yeah, hold his water. And we'll say, you can either have that or a WKD over there. Just put it behind you. We don't have a good record

of hiding Theo's stuff. Last time. This is going to be a priceless Ronaldo water bottle that we get fucking painted later on. He signed that. Close your eyes.

I'm not looking. I'm just, I have my eyes open. I didn't know I had to close my eyes. He said don't look. I was on my phone. I wasn't concentrating. Drink your drink. Am I allowed to open my eyes yet?

Yeah, but you're next. Right, okay, right. I'm going to bring out the starter, boys. You've got to try your drink before it starts. Now, I'm not going to lie, lads. You have to. This is part of the game. Go on. That might be lovely. I'm sure gonna lie, lads. You have to. It's part of the game.

Go on. That might be lovely. I'm sure it's fine. I actually like brain liquor. Wait, is it? It's not an energy drink, is it? No, no, no. Oh, it's just got 5,000 grams of sugar in it. Be alright for you.

You're gonna be pinging off the end of this pod. I'm gonna go. That's sweet. That's alright. This might be exactly what I like. Yeah, you'll like that a lot, mate. That's you all over. That's sweet. That's alright. It's sweet though. This might be exactly what I like. Yeah, you'll like that a lot mate. That's all, that's you all over. That's good.

Yeah. That is sweet though. Right. Woo! Woo! Let's see what I... Oh fuck, nice. That is...

That is... That is sweet! You know that when you have some here, it just gets to the side of your... Yeah, well I... Fuck it, I was like... I was like, oh the bowl! Okay.

Blah blah blah. Give me my money! Give me my food! So, let's not open the boxes yet. Seriously, give me my food. Oh, it's a cardboard box! So do we have one each? Wait, are we- are you fucking-

No. It's more of like a- Oh, we're tucking into each- Oh my god, Lou, is this number 10 from your favourite shop? I don't know what this is. Oh my god, is he just trying to eat? Did you get a mystery box from somewhere close? Okay, so I've bought an assortment of things. We'll start off with the small things.

So, in number one, let me get this clink. In number one, they didn't even tell you what it was, they just number it. I just ordered a few bits of love. Mate, that has hit me like a brainwave. Yeah, a brain licker. In number one, we have an egg. Wait, where have you put my water? Fucking hell, mate.

Egg? Can you see the egg, dog? What the fuck have you ordered? Well, I'm not eating that. Where have you put my water? Obviously, I need. Egg? Can you see the egg, dog? What the fuck have you ordered? Well, I'm not eating that. Where have you put my water? Obviously, I need my water. I'm actually not eating that. It's not your drink. Where have you put the water?

I thought we were getting food. We want it. It's not a fermented egg. It's just a normal egg. You have to try the egg. I'm trying to suck your experience. I'm not trying that. Where have you put my water?

It's just a fucking egg. I haven't touched it. I don't know what they've done. Don't worry. Lewis, where have you put my water? What? Where have you put my water? You've got to drink that. Can you shut up?

Give me my fucking water back. We're doing mukbang, stop crying. Just give me my water! Yay! We have some seaweed as a side. I'll cram that. That's weird. Mukbang's meant to be nice food, mate.

I'm not having any, I'll try that. Can we eat? Oh. Oh, that's lovely. Right, next up. Why couldn't you just get something normal? This is normal. We've got fermented egg and seaweed. Oh, this's lovely. Right, next up. Why couldn't you just get something normal? This is normal. We've got fermented egg and seaweed.

Chicken balls! Oh mate, what the fuck is this? It's a starter. That's not a starter. It is, it was on the starter section. I'll definitely have one though. No, you need it with curry sauce. Oh look at that, it's got a little fucking leg!

Where's the curry sauce? Here. And this one, boys, I have treated you with this. This is like a pricey fucking starter. Oh, great load of chicken in that. Why is it coming? You ready for this? You ready for this?

Oh, my God. What the fuck have you bought? Oh, yeah. Welcome to the big backside eat-out. It's like shrimp and that. I don't know how you eat that, though. No, you may have to have that. Oh yeah! Welcome to the big backside eat out. It's like shrimp and that. I don't know how you eat that though. There is some cutlery in here. Well at least everyone is picking up Theo's mic.

Yeah, Theo. Theo, look at him! Fucking hell, yeah, make sure it's a pod as well. I'll give this a go. What are we even doing here? Oh my god. Mate, honestly Lewis, you actually are mental. This is, it's not even like, you can't even, is it content? We've got no plates.

We've got nothing to put it. I don't know how it's going to come. Lewis, why don't you think before you act? It's alive! It's all right. Theo, you've got to bring your mic, bro. Will you get out of my way? What is it?

What is it? Oh. Oh! I don't know what it is. It's like a hot and spicy lobster. Or crayfish or some shit. Oh, it's a crayfish. Yeah, so, if you listen, we've got a nice crayfish platter for our starters,

some chicken balls with curry sauce, seaweed and an egg. We've got napkins, bro. Come on. There is, look! One. One for me. There's one for you. Should we go to the kitchen and get tissues? You're a fucking idiot.

You're just so ungrateful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's fucking previewing the next food! What was napkins? Yeah, well I'll go... Shall I just go... someone go... Wait, Lewis is gatekeeping the napkins! I've got one. Dom, do you want to go-

How do I eat it? It's the kitchen. Lewis, why did you order these, man? I was just trying it. How do I eat it? Guys, whatever you do, don't tell Lewis. Someone tell me how I eat this. Just eat it, it's cooked, just eat it whole.

Dom. Dom's gone. Just eat it like that You eat it like that You bite into it Lou You just bite into it What user tell me Is definitely not the truth

I'm not here See look at him He's like a caveman I don't know why We've done this That was one of the worst things I think I've ever seen happen So lads

Whilst we're doing this We do have a few things I wanted to talk to you about Lou you have to eat it. Put it in your mouth. Oh, it's dripping all over him. Mate, this is so impractical, by the way. There's so many and we can't get through them.

Where did you order a bunch of live fish from? Also, you know you only get like a tiny bite of meat in each one. I don't actually, yeah. I don't like it. Fucking hell. What are we doing here? Look at the state of him. He's dripping everywhere.

Oh, man. I saw all over your trousers. You're a fucking weird kid. And his face as well. He definitely used to eat dirt when he was younger. What I don't understand, Lewis. What I don't... I don't get it, right?

You really thought she was going to be, like, funny and, like, it's just actually just stupid. Why are you in such a bad mood? I ordered some crayfish. I wanted to get something a bit different. Me and Reeve have ordered nice... Stop crying and give one a go. You didn't even know what they were Yeah, so I ordered it

What do you want? Oh yeah, I'll just get cheesy garlic bread Oh, that squirted out That's pretty grim So should we go into the mains then? Because obviously we're not getting through all of them We can get through them You sucked his fucking claw

And then dropped it on your leg I don't like fish Luke, what were you Why would you order fish then? I know you like fish. Why don't you try one? Station you know had one that's not even fish. What do I talk about getting to try one fucking shellfish? Everyone has to try one. He's not trying it. I don't want it. They're not You have to try it Troy it lad. They're not nice I'm a weirdo! Go on, try one. Weirdo! I'm a weirdo! I'm a weirdo!

Put it down! Put it down! You're a good person! What are you talking about, Lou? From Sean? Oh wait, me and Tom went to the NFL. I thought I'd like that. That's not for this episode.

You barely get any meat from it, mate. It's harder to crack than it is to eat. I didn't know. Come on, you chin. Have I got crayfish on me? Eat a crayfish, Hugh. Right, anyway, that's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's mate. It's harder to crack than it is to eat. I didn't know. Come on, you chin. Have I got crayfish on me? Eat a crayfish, Huw. Right, anyway, that's done.

Yeah, can we do the mains? Eat crayfish. Is he not had one? No, he's not. We can't move on to the next one. No, no, no, no. He has one, mate. He can't skip out on it.

I really don't want to add my- I don't care. Try one. This is the whole point of the fucking show. This is what we're doing, though. Try a fucking crayfish. Oh Theo, come on. You're fucking cray baby. I only had a little bit and I didn't like it.

Cray baby. I don't like looking at the eyes. You don't have to eat the eyes! You just have to eat the fucking bit of meat on it. Right, anyway boys. You can't move on until he tries a crayfish. Because I'm a normal functioning working fucking human. Wait there, Reeve, because he's not going to try it, man.

Oh, fuck. Theo, what are you going to do in this video? It is a mighty chicken bowl. I'll wear Theo. Oh, wow. Push the boat out there. I'll try the egg if you try the crayfish. Oh, that's a good deal.

Is the egg cold or hot? I have no idea. If it's hot, I'll have some with you. No, I think it is hot. Feel the container underneath. I think it was hot. Is it a dinosaur egg? Touch it.

Is it hot? No. I'm not having that. Pull it apart dinosaur egg? Touch it, is it hot? No. I'm not having that. Just pull it apart and just suck the middle out, man. Can you see that on the camera? Honestly, if the world ever did end, you have zero chance of surviving an apocalypse if you can't eat a shellfish. Don't eat shellfish!

See, when people do mukbangs, normally they get stuck in there like... What do you think, Krabby's? Mate, I did! Yeah, that was great. Do you know what? I'm trying to give the people what they want to see! Crearfish is like a classic fucking meal to eat on mukbangs. Yeah. That is horrendous.

Oh my god, he spat it out once. You're a fucking child. I thought you laughed at me saying it was the shell. No. Even that's edible. All of it's edible, really. You could eat it all. fucking child. No. Even that's edible. All of it's edible, really. You could eat it all, but people don't.

No, we're laughing because you spat it on the floor. Are you eating his poo? It's not traditional to do this. Did you take his poo? You didn't take out the poo sack, right? You're eating his poo. Poo sack.

They do have a poo sack. The pooscus. The pooscus award? Well, that was a 0 out of 10. Well done. The Puskas award? Well, that was a nought out of 10. Well done. We rating each person's questions. Lewis, that was a zero. What the fuck is up with this?

You gotta eat the whole thing in one. Eat it in one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please eat it in one. You eat eggs as well. You actually bring eggs like that to work. In oriental cultures, they do just neck it, mate. Yeah.

Is this like a fetus? You just tell me where my water is, it's not funny. I don't know where it is. You've got a drink over there. Look he's got a water mate, just give my water. I don't know where it is. It's not allowed in. Well I can have a water.

No you're not, you've got your drink there. Mate it's pointless for content, let's just have a water. Alright, no I'll let you have another dip into the bag, that's it. I love them. I'm still going to drink my brain liquor. Buzz rise. Alright, alright. Go, oh, oh. Go to eat it, Lou. Why have you taken such a big bite?

Yeah! Stop lowering it. Oh, oh, oh. Crayfish juice. The other ore you can have, there is an extra one, aloe drink strawberry with aloe pulp. I'll have that instead, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna put that- Oh, it's got a thingy in it. Oh, no way. No, it hasn't, it hasn't, it's fine.

Just drink, you're such a babby! Yeah, it's crazy, innit? It's like, if he doesn't get exactly what he- Are we keeping the curry sauce on the table then? It's perfectly normal. I'll ask for what he needs. Are we keeping the curry sauce on the table then? It's perfectly normal. I'll ask for a bit of water in a muck bag. You got the drink there? Otherwise his rule's pointless.

Alright. No, we're allowed some water. It's not a fucking... Yeah, there's a couple in the bag that I'm about to... Right. I took a bite. It was fucking minging. So guys... What have you brought, Reeve? I brought a big salad.

Just for me. You actually? Yeah. You bought yourself a salad? And then for you guys, I got you all... Burger! Oh, burger! It looks really good, actually.

I'm quite jealous. Why have you ordered yourself a salad? Jesus Christ. Holy fucking burger. What is it? What the fuck's that? Hey, look at the size of that! There's some tenders as well if people want these too. Oh yeah.

This is huge. Bacon chicken, chicken cheese sauce. And you will get ranch sauce as well if you want it. I don't think I can... You're gonna have to take a bit of this chicken out. It's fucking huge. I thought I'd look after you all. Rather than give you some fucking fermented 100-year-old egg.

There you go. I'm trying to show you a new experience and culture. Hot honey. Not really understanding the point of the podcast. You need to talk. It's giving my morning. Oh my God, guys. Have a tender.

Do you know what I was going to ask? What is everyone's... like, death row meal? Like, the three mi- like, start a main, pudding and a drink. I can't- sorry, I can't believe you ordered yourself a salad. Why not? That's- you get marks down for that. I don't really care, I got you guys what you wanted, so... Mate, why would you get yourself a salad?

I didn't get you half a kilo of fucking sea creatures. Did I? Use the song grid, do you know how much they cost? Probably a lot of money, but it was a stupid decision. 30 quid. They didn't. They didn't. You are mental.

Yeah, you are not right in the head. I thought it'd be nice for you to try some new food. Let's get the last one in. I don't know what you expect. some new food. Get the last you wanted. I don't know what you expect. Do you want me to just get you some soup? No, no, no. I'll get that, but that's a lot of money and a lot of food. There was a lot in there. You do realise, Lewis, you do realise, like, what you wasted £30 there?

You know, there's a... Oh, here we go. Here we go. A food crisis going on. Yeah, like you did a lot. Well, you didn't eat them either. Uh-huh. If there's a food crisis, you should have gone for them. a fuck. Well, you didn't eat him either. Uh-huh. Yeah,

if there's a food crisis, you should have gone for them. They're not that low. Does anyone want one of these, by the way? They're really good. Yeah, they're really good,

but they might be the nicest. Do you know what I was thinking the other day? Do you know how we went about rats? I haven't even answered my question. Can I have a wing? A tender, please. There's only two left.

No, no, it's just a death row, really. I'm all right. Yeah, I'm all right. Oh,

okay. If I must. If Ratatouille was real, would you eat at his restaurant? Yeah. Ratatouille is real, would you eat at his restaurant? Yeah. Ratatouille is real. No, but you would let a rat touch your food. Ratatouille's a dish.

He doesn't touch the food. Yeah, he doesn't cut it. Ratatouille's a dish. Remy is the rat. The rat just controls him in the hair, doesn't he? You don't have to watch the film to know that Ratatouille's a dish. Food. No, I thought Ratatouille is a dish food

no I thought ratatouille was the rat no Remy is the rat you probably thought it was a real rat no that's Stuart Little yeah you do think Stuart Little

is a real rat what happens when it goes quiet you're just eating this is the thing what is the point of a mukbang is my main thing

are the burgers good no I don't understand why they're a thing, but they are a thing. Right, that is. Wow. I did ask for listeners to send in some food-related stories

from their lives. Oh, that's a question no one's asked. Yeah, Tom did answer it. I can answer for you, Tom. A starter. I think I'll go. Cheesy garlic bread. For main, I'll go...

Pizza. Either. Port house steak or Chateaubriand. Why Port house? No, Chateaubriand. What's that? What's yourself? What's that? It's a final meal, mate. I'm going to pick out, aren't I? What's Chateaubriand. Why Port House? No, Chateaubriand. I'll go Chateaubriand. What's that? What's yourself? What's that?

It's a final meal, mate. I'm going to pig out, aren't I? What's Chateaubriand? Beef, chips and fries or sweet potato fries. I'll go big fillet. Cider, mac and cheese. Or I'll go carbonara or I'll go double decadence pizza. You've been seven foods there.

Is Chateaubriand always cut flat iron style? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it is, isn't it? Yeah, I love it. You usually share it, don't you? Yeah, you do, but not on death row. And then dessert. Oh, what do I go for dessert you ever had them would you share it with or without death row realistically um dessert do you like cookie dough for your last meal i like cookie dough with like chocolate brownie i suppose you could get what you wanted really can you yeah

well you ever had them melting pots from like Tesco's put them in the microwave and it's like melts in your mouth that cannot be the final thing you have in your mouth before you get killed Tesco finest

is like a chocolate melting pot it's a chocolate no I get it but like that's the last thing that you're allowed I like their sticky cuppy puddings

it's a Tesco melting pot for about three pounds what's his name Robert Graham what's his the famous chef Robert Graham Daniel Junior

no what's the famous chef Robert Graham Remy Jamie his... The famous chef. Robert Graham. Daniel Jr. No, what's the famous chef? Robert Graham. Remy. Jamie... I'm swearing one. Jimmy O'Hara. He makes a mean sticky toffee pudding. Does he?

How would you know? He's cooked you food. He's my chef, isn't he? Probably is. There's some gravy here as well for the burgers. I don't know if you guys want to... Burger! I think it's quite good.

Gravy? The chicken gravy, yeah. Oh, I've smashed through it now. You've never had gravy with KFC? Them tenders are amazing, by the way. Have a bit more. It's all right. Well, we've already spoken about it a bit.

Mine's still the jelly pot one. That is good. Lewis, if you ordered a jelly pot in your final death row meal, you'd be... Why am I going to mix it up? Just because I'm dying. He's got a point. You like what you like. I'm dying dying and now all of a sudden i'm gonna have like a souffle i've never had a souffle on my life that's like me ordering crawfish as the starter for my death row meal you would have been disappointed how about what you'd rather have jelly than a

sticky toffee pudding. So weird. It depends how full I am. Does it matter? Does it matter? You got two hours after. Just have two bites, yeah. Yeah, but when you're full and you just can't be arsed to eat more, I don't want to be like that.

I want to enjoy my dessert. I'd take, um. So order less before? What, what, what does your brain work like that? Because you have to put yourself in the scenario, mate. I don't think you can... I think you're going to be very hungry if you're on death row. A bit of a strange scenario to then be like, well, I'm going to die after this.

Can't really emulate that, can you? I can. Right, when you eat... I've got a vivid imagination. A couple of years ago, I took Jodie out for Valentine's Day at a restaurant in Bournemouth. It's called Rick Stein.

It's in, like, Sandbanks. Rick Stein's a famous chef, isn't in like Sandbanks Rick Stein's a famous chef Sandbanks wow you're such a fucking but it's quite like it's like the only

nice restaurant in Bournemouth right and um it's a famous seafood chef yes a seafood chef yeah and uh I thought

oh let's let's order like something fancy you know let's get the fish platter that'd be really nice wouldn't it nice fish platter

what you do is a fancy when I do it it's fucking stupid and idiotic. Is that what you read afterwards as well? Anyways, it comes out. He's spitting his food out. Keep it in, mate. I'll say it was a rookie error.

Rookie error. Are you plaiting a fishy pussy after? That's my joke. I don't just got it. No, because that was A bit like Fucking That's what Reeve said I didn't I'm shooting the messenger

I've got more subtle comedy There than that It's really vulgar You're a really bad human You know You've got food around your mouth You ugly bitch You've had it

You literally had food On your beard The entire time Anyways my point is The food came out The fish platter wasn't hot. It was a cold fish platter. It was all this like bones and shit on ice.

Oh my God, it was horrible. Was it like ice cream and sushi? No, it was like cold fish, like cuttlefish, like oysters. The cuttlefish. That was well expensive as well. Mate, we got home, we were hungry. We didn't eat it. I couldn't eat it.

We tried. Tried to have some of it. What happened? May have had the oysters. I don't know. Oh, aphrodisiac before the plate and after. Come on. But big rookie error.

Don't order the fish platter because it comes on ice. Yeah, I've learned that. I actually had something similar. It's called the Codfather in Cape Town. It's like a pick and mix. I've got it here. It's like a pick and mix for fish. So you get a giant fish counter

and you go up and you go, want a bit of that, want a bit of that, want a bit of that. And then they all cook it in a giant pan and then add rice and stuff. It's awesome. I don't like fish.

You don't like fish? If you like seafood, it's a great place to go. So shout out to Codfather. I just don't understand. If you don't like fish, why would you order them fish? I just looked at that and I was like that's an interesting star isn't it

chicken balls and seaweed and money i don't think it's quite good if you're well if you're going to try out fucking this show doesn't earn money stop spending it willingly you haven't eaten your egg please subscribe i did take a bite it wasn't good baby you haven't eaten your 400 new world egg no but think about it. When you look at mukbangs, they're always having some sort of dodgy mental food. Are they? Yes, yes.

It's a real one-on-one of mukbang. Can I talk to you about some of these food things? I don't want that. You shouldn't have it. Nah, go ahead, lad. So I- You haven't eaten your burger. I asked people for the big backside eat-out.

Put some gravy on it, lad. Put some gravy on that. You have to do it in the mic ASMR ASMR Go on ASMR that shit Try the gravy People are going to enjoy this

I don't know mate People like it People do it man Maybe it stinks Maybe it doesn't Who fucking knows Put it down Try the gravy with the thing

It's honey Of course It's lovely Ready Oh my god You're getting it all on the mic You're touching the mic That's not our mics.

That's dad. Is that ASMR? That's like the worst sounding thing. Oh god. Look, why is he leaning over like a f- Stop making eye contact with me. He's leaning over like- Now you try it. Now you try it in the gravy. Put it in the gravy sauce.

Go on. Big dunk. No, dip it. Big dunk. Good, mate. I got little bites of a little mouth. You haven't got a little mouth. You have not got a little mouth. No, dip it. Big dunk. Good, mate. I got little bites of a little mouth. You haven't got a little mouth. You have not got a little mouth.

Good, innit? I'll leave it there. Yeah, it is good. People don't realise about me. You don't realise I've got a little mouth until you see I've got a little mouth and you can't unsee it. I asked people for the great backside eat out.

Have they got any sort of food related stories? Are they a chef? Any first dates out there? So shall we have a little gander to see what... Well, you're about to. So is it a rhetorical question? Well, you could say no. Okay.

No. I've not really looked at these yet. No, don't bother, mate. Don't bother. We don't want to hear what our viewers have to say. Let's carry on. Oh, by the way, that matches. Your shirt matches.

Yeah, it's pretty lit. That's why I bought it. Took a girl to Waggers for her first date. Nose completely blocked up and thinking I was cool. Theo, you haven't even opened your Doc's pepper. Nose was completely blocked up. What are you doing? I've only checked with the jacket.

I'm fucking water. What is this? I fucking like. You're not allowed here. You've got to drink your drink. You've got to drink your drink. Tom worked hard on picking you a nice drink. Am I sat here eating other food

other than what Ray Reed gave me? We need water. Yeah, that's a drink. You give him one. I've got a drink. Are we in fucking like death row? I technically don't know where mine is. Are we in death row?

Is that not a bit of an exaggeration? I'm not being weird. It's part of the show. I'm not doing this programme. All right then. Be a diva. That's fine. Can we just get water?

It's not funny. Anyway, read the things out. The content's not cool. Can we just have some water? Read the things out. Everyone else is drinking their drink. Drink your drink. I didn't think in 2024 I was strong enough to get fucking water. I didn't move your water, so don't blame blame me but no you can't pass play him you are the

i did move it but he's the overseer of drinks if he allows me to award back the water you're king gaff like a man these fucking floys are doing my head in um took a girl to Waggers for a first date nose completely blocked up and thinking I was cool I got the hottest I don't know I might have had a crazy night out yeah thinking I was cool I got the hottest thing on the menu one minute my nose is dripping and then I cough

on the heat and snot rocket on the table that was also our last night have you ever snot rocketed do when like footballers do it as well I used to do it when I used to play and snot rocket on the table. That was also our last night. Have you ever snot rocketed? Yeah. Do you know when footballers do it as well? I used to do it every time I ran.

Do you? Every time, multiple times I ran. I did it once when I was a kid on my bike and there's some cool kids like... Go check your shoulder. Some cooler older kids walking on the grass. I was like, yeah, I'll do something cool. Did it and the wind blew it back onto myself. Because you're going downhill. like walking on the grass. I was like, yeah, I'll do something cool. Did it. And the wind blew it back onto myself. I can't imagine.

Cause like you're going downhill. I can't imagine you've got a very good ability to snot rocket. Cause like you've been breathing out your mouth your entire life. Also, if you ever looked at anyone ever and thought that is the most snotty face I've ever seen. When he was a kid, I bet he was covered in snot. Don't take that bullying.

He's not wrong though. That's the problem. He's working on a really bad side of the bed today. Don't take it. Oh, he's annoyed. He's got his water. I don't feel hydrated enough. You've got two drinks over there.

I just want water. It's not the end of the world. It's not even funny for content. I just want water. The way you react is a bit funny, though. You've been a beaver over a drink. You being annoyed now is kind of funny. Fucking fly.

I really want to catch it. Why you then stare at me? You've got two drinks there. You're being selfish now. You didn't even open your Dr. Pepper. Yeah. Because I'm still getting down the fucking brain liquor. Or even offered you that aloe vera drink.

I'm still drinking the brain liquor. I just want a bit of water. No. It's not the end of the world. It's a fucking mock bank, not a prison cell. Pudding. No, you're not getting any. Are you sure?

Trust me, you do want some what's your thoughts on the water situation Reeve I'm not drinking mine there you go part of the

setting by example Reeve's drinking his drink my water Reeve's drinking his fountain I had one taken off me didn't I

hey Theo join us in the trenches look I've got Reeves over here where's the team we're a team here in the trenches drink your Dr Pepper

come on I choked on a chocolate football once so much grandad had to do it over here. Where's the team? We're a team here in the trenches. Drink your Dr. Pepper. Come on. I choked on a chocolate football once. So much. Grandad had to- Oh, you didn't do it? You're like a 12-year-old. Oh, burn.

I choked on a chocolate football once. Grandad had to squeeze it out of me. You choked on a chocolate football? Squeeze it out of me. Squeeze it out of me

after what felt like forever. It shot out, slightly mushed up. Out the box. Landed on the middle of the carpet. My mum forever it shot out slightly mushed up landed on the middle of the carpet my mum ate it off the floor

no way that's my the reason I think that's real is it's because it's from it's from it's from

it's from a lass I feel like one of these football lad profile pictures would say it and it'd be a lie that is fucking disgusting why would you say

mushy but kind of sexy I want to see it what's the worst thing you've ate off the floor have you ever you ever choked? And then when you blow your nose, you can feel it like back in the back of your throat.

And you do that. And then you blow your nose and it comes out your nose. Yeah. The worst thing I've ever hit off the floor? No. No, I'm sorry. That's crazy. Yeah.

I've huckled and spat it out and it's really minging. I've never had it out my nose. You've never choked and you've blown your nose and it's gone up through the pastures. Oh, you would feel it like trouble. It's pretty grim. You mean like food? Yeah, food, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what? I've never done that. You sneeze food? When you choke, it's in the same passageway, isn't it? So sometimes you choke and it would like go up instead of down. Oh, I've had like, yeah, liquid come out.

No, no. Or like a bit of bread or, you know. Yeah, a bit of bread, yeah, a bit of bread. It comes out your nose. I've never done that No but What I was going to say was You feel it don't you We're on about the worst food

That you eat off the floor I've eaten loads of food Off the floor Well you just ate a bubble ball Off the floor Five second rule for me Ten second rule Theo

Come on I don't really eat off the floor I eat out of the bin A bit different though You eat out of the bin That's very different Expand It's not really out of the bin Is it though though you've eaten out of the bin that's very expounding it's not really out of the bin

is it though what's up bin at Mackey's you'd put like say you have a napkin like obviously like you have to get out

of the shop from the CCTV and the only place is the bin so it's like a recycling bin so there's no dirty stuff so you put the napkin on the top

because it's all filled up with plastic and it's just you're eating out of a napkin you're not eating out of a bin you're eating off a napkin I think he's eating out of a bin, you're eating off a napkin. I think he's fabricated that story because originally

he was going to say that he starts eating food out of garages. I'm so confused about what happened there. So you get a burger that's in the bin. It'll be like some chips.

He throws it in the bin and then puts it back out for extra like... No, you place it very particular. When the bin is full, it's perfectly clean. You place a napkin. Bear in mind, the bin is there. Yeah, mate. Yeah, the bins it very particular. When the bin is full, it's perfectly clean. You place a nap...

Bear in mind, the bin is there. Yeah, mate. Yeah, the bins are really clean. It's a recycling bin, mate. Bins are famously clean. So you go... You lay on top. It's not touched anything dirty.

Take the burger, though. So you take a burger. No, chicken nuggets. No, no, that's not good. Can I try that burger? Okay, no, but whatever. So it's chicken nuggets in a box. What was the point of ordering a salad if you're going to eat it anyway? You put it in the bin. Classic Reeve. It's like, I Can I try that burger? Okay, no, but whatever. So it's chicken nuggets in a box. What was the point of ordering a salad

if you're going to eat it anyway? You put it in the bin. Classic Reeve. It's like, I'm not going to drink. I actually had a salad for lunch, but you didn't though. Did you eat fat pig? Can you walk me through this? Sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me.

There's no point in having a salad as well when you see what we've got for dessert. So you- I fancied eating something that was relatively not fried. You fancied trying to look like a fitness influencer. That's what you fancied doing. Mate, you've ordered a salad from a fucking fried chicken shop.

Yeah, that's crazy. That is crazy. I can't lie. Oh, you ordered a separate salad. Oh, no, that can't be. That's not allowed. That can't be allowed. You said, and I said,

no, we all go from the same place. You broke the rule therefore give a fucking walk back. I said we have to go from the same place. No, you didn't. I fucking did. I said, I said. Don't tell me you were here. I've got confirmation from you. He's honest. Otherwise I wouldn't have same place. No, you didn't. I fucking did. I said, I said. Don't tell me you were here. I've got confirmation from you.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have done it. No, you didn't. I said, no, I feel like we should all be scrambling from the... Because at first I thought, and then... Was that English? What the hell? Can we go back to the nuggets out of the bin?

Because I want to just sort... These nuggets are overdue. We have to go in the bin. They're not edible anymore. No, no, no. You're just sneaking them all so you don't get caught. See, I was bypassing...

I don't really... I mean, we can argue about it. No, no, because I know I'm right right i don't know what's going on i don't it's not that hard of a concept to understand why yeah i'm not i'm not gonna i'm trying to break it down you do look like the type of person who eats out of bins but it wasn't it wasn't dirty so they weren't gone off nuggets they were ones that were good, but you snuck them into the bins. Then you were out of the CCTV. Viral offence.

And the reason is because the bins aren't on CCTV. Yeah. But could you not leave them anywhere else? Like outside the bin on the floor? Nowhere, no. Nowhere at all. So you were out of the bins? Also, you've got to remember that if you dropped like a box,

you therefore couldn't sell the box because it'd been on the floor. Any Monopoly would go in that recycling bin. So you had Monopoly and free food. Really? He's doing Monopoly for free? Yeah, and free food. So you dropped the boxes and then just go and eat out the bins? Allegedly, yeah.

Yeah, allegedly. Allegedly. Or rumour has it. You no longer work there, it doesn't matter. Not confirmed, though. They're not going to fucking sue me. Retrospectively fire me. Yeah, yeah. rumor has it you know you no longer were there doesn't matter not confirmed though yeah but they don't they're not gonna do

retrospectively fire me yeah yeah for halloween we watched a friend put as many swedish fish up as bum as possible that's just i actually know who

that was it was me harling harland that's harry wasn't it you bit swedish fish up his bum didn't it what what the sweet what is the swedish fish

swedish fish are those jelly sweets how big are they are they american Are they American? Yeah. Oh, okay. Have you ever put... They're usually red,

and they're like that big, and they're just... Oh, yeah, I have seen them. I have seen them, yeah. Have you ever put anything up your bum? No. No. No.

I'll never forget, though, when we found out our mate had. It was the best. It was. Cool. I've told the story quite a few times, actually. We're in Zante. We're 17, 18 at a push

and um you wouldn't have been 17 it was probably 18 yeah and we're all sat in a circle playing like never have I ever you know the classic drinking game and he goes uh never have I ever finger my arsehole and he goes

he looks around you drink? yeah I don't know why he put his hand up And he goes, he looks around. You drink? Yeah. Why don't you just put your hand up? I don't know why he put his hand up. I don't know why he did that, but he started doing that. He said, come on, guys. Guys.

You have a hand up, Theo. No one put their hand up at that point, yeah. Have you not even done that accidentally? And then he was like, you're lying. No, but you don't really. I don't think people start experimenting with that, do they, at 18? I've had a finger up my ass, but I've never done it myself. I don't like it at all. Yeah, I don't. It was quite hard to find out at 18 where he was like, do they, at 18? I've had a finger up my arse, but I've never done it myself. I don't like it at all.

Yeah, I don't. It was quite odd to find out at 18, where he was like, come on guys. I know loads of people who like a finger up their arse.

Yeah, but. No, no, I know people who finger their own arse. My mate used to do it on the washing machine

with ice cubes. What? Go on. He was like, I've said this before. He used to put the washing machine on, sit on it, or the tumble dryer, whatever,

so it's vibrating, put ice cubes on his... Why ice cubes? Put ice cubes on his bollocks, I don't know, because it's meant to feel nice. Like a numbing synthetiser. So he'd put ice cubes on his bollocks

and then start wanking and then drop the ice when it's melted and finger his arse. And he's still rolling around on the washing machine. He was like, he'd come in and we're like, what the fuck? He's like, yeah, it's amazing. Try it. I'm like, I might pass.

Imagine coming home from school doing that. And then your mum walks in and you're like, what are you doing? I'm just sticking a wash on. Ham snorkel. The thing is, like, that's a lot of moving parts. This was like year 11, he was telling us this. You don't jump to that, though. Surely he progresses. Like, he was telling us this. You don't jump to that though. Surely he progresses.

Like he starts with a wang, then sits on the wash machine. Well, funnily enough, I didn't sit him down and like... You know what I mean? But then he must have added the ice. And cross-examined him. And then he's gone. Maybe a bum.

Is he bisexual? No, no, he's married now. To a woman. I think your mates are married because you might have just exposed who he is. I've got another mate, which I'm not going to say his name because he's so funny.

You've met him. No, it's not Jack. Jack Lewis probably has but he'd say it. We've got a mate who's like very I don't know. He's one of them

who if we all said oh, finger my ass and then he said it everyone would go and then he'd get really embarrassed even though everyone else has just admitted it. I wasn't there

but there was they're on holiday they're on holiday not long ago ago uh a golfing holiday i can't remember where they went and they were on about fingering their arses and i was two of the lads like yeah i've done it like i don't really like it but i've done it like a few times just because i thought like oh it's a g spot and it should be nice and then he admitted to doing it but like he then starts going like no it only went that deep and i wouldn't even watch porn or be hard i just used to sit in the front room and stick it up to see what it felt like and they were like what would you do that's really weird yeah sure not even

getting anything from it like sexually yeah you just used to put your finger up your ass for fun like does it make sense i Whilst watching the telly. And they were like, that's where your mum and dad sit. No telly, no nothing. You're just there going, with a flop on. I had a bit of sauce on my finger.

Yeah, weird, isn't it? But then he started getting really embarrassed. He's like, fuck, I knew I shouldn't have said anything. Then obviously they come back from the holiday, tell me, tell everyone, and I'll fucking... Have we met all of Birmingham now? Yeah.

Nice. Should we have a bit of a dessert, though? Yeah, where's pudding, lad? I'll give you dessert when I get my water. Pudding's just here, isn't it, lad? Oh, here we go. I'll go and grab the pudding. I know where it is.

No, you know... No, I meant his pudding. No. I'm just paying for an extra bit. Isn't that right, pudding? What are you doing? I wanted to pay for extra parking, but if I get a fine, it's... I'll send it to pitch side. Backside, Pudding? What are you doing? I wanted to pay for extra parking, but if I get a fine, it's...

I'll send it to pitch side. Backside, innit? Or back side. We're not making any money. No, we won't. We've got drinks. I find it quite funny actually. Your reaction's quite funny. I love how you've tried to strong arm into having water

because we need it with the dessert. Yeah, what's that mean? You put it under- Oh my God, these fucking flies. They're like fruit flies. Didn't you put it under the- 28 years old man, he hid it from the water. I haven't hidden it.

I haven't hidden it. I actually know where mine is and I'm like- Theo, I haven't hidden it. Oh haven't hidden it. I actually know where mine is and I'm like. Theo, I haven't hidden it. Oh wow, really shocked. No, here we go. He's gone to Domino's. Guys, just so you know, if you don't finish them, I'll take them home.

This would actually be on my def- Fucking hell, man. Are you, not the same difference. He's bought us cups of jizz. It's better when it's warm. You brought three tubs of cum. Right. No, we needed water.

I can't handle that. No, you're gonna need water. That's weirder than the crayfish. Because your mouths are gonna be really sticky. Why are you acting like you're gonna share that with Tom? Yeah, we can share them together, guys. So, first thing we've got to try is this chocolate cake. That looks nice.

I've not had this before. You've never had that? I already think that's a lot. It does look a bit poop. It's a chocolate pizza. That looks like my dog shat on a piece of pizza. It is unreal, by the way. Chocolate pizza.

So, everyone takes a slice. I'll take the biggest. I'm taking the smallest. Is this what the icing's for? No, that's for another thing I'll pay you £1,000 To dip, like I'll do that

I'm joking So why say I hate when people do that Why offer the money Then I say I'll do it And then you go Actually, no Right

Help yourself That's a cute little slice Is that just pizza, this? Pizza chocolate It's pizza dough With like Nutella topping Yeah I don't want it that big That much Alright, well I'll pass it round then No, you have to have a slice You have to have a slice I'm gonna Is that just pizza this? Pizza chocolate. It's pizza dough with like Nutella topping. Yeah.

I don't want it that big, that much. All right, well, I'll pass it around then. No, you have to have a slice. You have to have a slice. I'm good. I don't want, I just don't want that much. You have to have a whole slice and eat it whole. I'll just start eating it. Oh, oh, have they cut?

They're already cut? Yeah. Oh, is it chocolate orange? No. Oh. Lovely. That's a bit weird. Ah, bit me in the lip.

I don't really like that. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of that. Is it on my heart? Yeah, all over it. Because it's still got the pizza thick, like, salt and that round it. That's sugar you twat. No, it's not. No, it is.

It doesn't taste like sugar to me, mate. It is sugar. Right. Or it doesn't taste like sugar to me, though. I'm not. Right. Or it doesn't taste like sugar to me, though. I'm not too sure about that. I don't really like that. That was really good. Nothing for you.

Pass it round. And surprise, Boxall. Wait, what? There's three? Yeah, share. You get your order. No, share with Dom. I'll share this. I don't want all of this. This is the nicest thing you'll ever You get your order. No, share with Dom. I'll share this.

I don't want all of this. This is the nicest thing you'll ever put in your mouth. Domino's cookies. This is cinny dippers. Dip a slice into the icing sugar. Into the pot of cum. You didn't finish your pizza. I know.

You didn't finish your burger. That is true, actually. Fuck, fair play. If you've never had, at home, the cinny dippers from Domino's... This is actually a pot of cum, I'm not even joking. Oh my God, oh, it's not even... You need to mix it in. Yeah, you do need to separate it.

You really are, like, a fucking kid, aren't you? What does that do? You spilled it everywhere. I'll eat it, though. Dip it in, mate mate how good is that why is it all like separated yeah

kind of like a churro yeah exactly like that isn't that fucking insane I mean it's decent yeah I also want to ask this British takeaways. What?

What, rank them? Tealess. Well, every single thing. Indian, Chinese, five guys. Pizza. Pizza. Something like that. Your mum's tits.

S tier is pizza. Fish shop. From a person, well. Nah, fish and chips is a bit overrated, I think. I agree, actually. I like scampi and chips. Bad sausage. Obviously, T.O. goes, I think. I agree, actually. I like scampian chips, but I'd sausage. Obviously, Theo goes, I like scampian chips. You ordered that from a chip shop?

I never have. Oh my God. I was trying not to. So why do you think they sell it? Because people order it, you freak. I've never... Oh, scampian chips from a chip shop. Yeah.

Why are you acting like that's weird? Are you nine? What? What is scampi's fish? Yeah, it's like a... They come in like little balls, don't they? Like a little thing.

Isn't it? Scampi's good, but you don't get it from a chip shop. You get battered sausage or you get battered cod. Where else would you get it from? People just have it

like at home. What? From the shop? Yeah, you can buy scampi and cook it. It's quite normal to get scampi and chips from a chip shop.

No, it isn't. Chat, let me know. Is it because you don't do it? You go to a chip shop and you get like mixed meat and chips or a kebab or you get...

A kebab, mixed meat, from a fish and chip shop. Yeah. You clearly don't live by the sea then, do you, buddy? There's a point.

He does live by the sea. Yeah. And guess what? There's a point. He does live by the sea. Yeah. And guess what? They sell at my fish and chip shop. Fish? Yeah, because you... Yeah, I'm on about other than fish and chips, but you don't have scampi and chips from a chip shop.

That's weird. Where else would you get... Where would you get scampi and chips from if not a chip shop? Like a restaurant. A restaurant, or you just cook it at home? It's not a restaurant. It's just not something that...

I've never known anyone go to a chip shop and order scampi and chips. Have you? You can't get it where I'm from. Yeah. But I'm sure it is a thing. Oh, no. You both don't live by the sea.

It's a Tory thing. It's a weird Tory thing you do. Projecting because you're now the biggest Tory out of all four of us. You have become Tory-ised. Why is that? What? It's your fancy stuff. What's that? What fancy stuff do I do? Don't work. Project him because you're now the biggest Tory out of all four of us. You have become Toryised. Why's that? It's your fancy stuff.

What's that? What fancy stuff do I do? Don't work. Travel about. I know he wanted some. Get VIP on the trains. Which you do do. I've actually stopped doing that.

Out of erm... Why would you get premium... The allegation. Anyway. I only... if it's busy oh to get a seat yeah because

even though you get allocated a seat he's a fucking lies I think you're the busiest person in the world if you go up to someone

you go you're in my seat it's a fucking train just sit wherever you want no but not if it's so busy you can't sit down and someone's in your seat

then what I had that the other day coming back from Leicester because the train goes from Nottingham to London, obviously, and it was before the Chelsea game. And I was so hungover

and I just stood. I had to get off. Why didn't you sit in your seat? At Wellingborough. It was everyone just standing packed. Oh, you had to look to see? No, no, no. Horrendous.

I just felt so sick. There's nothing worse than that. And I waited an hour for the next train. A hot train. Just because I couldn't hack it. I don an hour for the next train a hot train just because I couldn't hack it I don't blame you for that actually

yeah you've really started drinking again Reeve quite proud of you sorry I do like Drunk Reeve Drunk Reeve goes down

well with the listeners and watchers as well the listeners yeah I was saying we should do Drunk Backside

they're always asking for it it's that and Virginity Stories which is the always comment. Mine's not really that impressive. Just a girlfriend. I'll give you mine. Oh, you like that?

Yeah, we know yours. Have I done that? You've done it on here. You liked that, didn't you? It's all right. I like cinnamon stuff. I like churros. I like it.

You're eating it? Pretty piece. I love the ice and sugar man. It fucking gets me. Have you ate that whole thing? I will do. He got one to himself. I love how he got one to himself.

He was like, you shit. I'm carb loading for high rocks. Yeah, exactly. That's true. What, in three days? Yes, that works. You carb load three days before?

For a 90-minute workout. For high-brow, yeah. Three days before. Wait, which thing I'm doing? That's the logic, isn't it? Yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah. I'm being stupid.

Do you want a bit more? No. No, thanks, man. I gave mine to Dom. It's fine. Oh, yeah. No, I don't want any more. You're fucking eating on the job.

Do you know what I can't wait for? What? I can't wait to finish this and then regret it. He's done with you. That's my favourite. No, you can go home and eat more. Why is there so many floaties? Well, we've got a lot of food.

They might like fish. We've got crawfish. Yeah, I reckon they're coming for the crayfish, mate, to be honest. It's crawfish, no? No, they follow Lou everywhere. Crawfish? It's crawfish. Where's my phone gone?

It's not crayfish. He stole my phone. No, mate. It's by the water. Oh, you've just given it away where you've hid it you dickhead smart

very smart very smart I can look away anywhere what was that you did now I'll tell you I want to tell you about do you know what someone told me the other day on a night out

I won't give away the person he used to be in a rugby team oh here we go and he had like he was talking about like the weird stuff I won't give away the person. Why would we know that? He used to be in a rugby team. Oh, here we go. And he was talking about the weird stuff that we have to do. Who is it? I can't tell you. Initiations are crazy, mate.

I don't know him personally, but I still can't tell you how old he is. I know somebody who was in a rugby team when I was younger. Kyle Friese. He might have been took apart in this specific activity. He played rugby at private school. Can you finish your story? So what... do it together he is right we're gonna expose him

obviously Kyle Freese used to suck cock for fun but that's like that's like saying I'm weird everyone knows but like one of the initiations

he had to do is I hate the whole thing he had like I didn't see that coming to be honest they got a blow pool right and they all pissed

and shit into it. Oh, God. And then they got, like, a belt, and two of them got in on their hands and knees in the piss and shit in the pool. They got a belt around each of their heads, and they had, like, a tug of war. And then whoever, like, lost,

whoever won got to get out and get showered and probably just be sick. How'd you win? by just getting them across I guess I think that was it and then the loser has to stay in there

and they get like pissed and shit on even more that is so voile it's one of the initiations I was told where's that? I was told yeah one of the initiations

I was told I wasn't bullied into when I went to school do you know what I don't get this whole rugby initiation thing. It's just, it's not cool.

And it's just weird. That's why you're never in the rugby team, mate. Yeah. You didn't get through the initiation. Have I told you about the one that happened to us at our college? No, there's plenty of crazy shit that happened. They were,

I've told this many a times actually on many podcasts because I do about 17 a week. But, their initiation was like, they hide out this hall, blah, blah, blah. All went well apparently. That's a bit boring. And then the next like they hide out this hall blah blah blah all went well apparently that's a bit boring and then the next day i had a school and then they got a phone call

from the the guy who owned the place they're like hello yeah um that far that's definitely you there was if i'd have said this is like it's outrageous like what the hell's going on uh i never want these people ever back ever again. Turns out, there's just human shit all over the wall. They're just shat all over the wall. I wonder what the initiation was.

Yeah, it makes you wonder, doesn't it? And then the teacher... Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. Yeah, I know, you're right. The teacher found out and he pulled them from every single competition that year.

George said they used to have bum-offs. Where's that? Where two lads, you get naked and you wrestle and you have to try and get the other in a position

where one could bum the other. See, that sounds like a good point. That is 100% rugby. That would be quite funny to watch. Yeah. Funny. Just to watch.

Would it be funny to watch? Who would win in a bum-off out of all of us? Probably me. Also, Tom would just admit straight away. You bite your lip there. Oh no, you've got me. Would it be funny to watch it would be it would win in a bum off our levels me By to the final if you go against Tom in the first You calling me boy

Anyone was such a gaping arsehole. I'll never forget that you do realise I spread my I spread it it's not just it's not just like you can spread your cheeks but your actual arsehole opened up it's not just like a yawning dog normally

I spread it no I didn't see it it's like a cave like in a fucking alien film yeah but normally when you spread your cheeks it doesn't really open up

but your bum I'll open it I saw it inside the body that's why I get itchy arsehole because I have to shave my arsehole because it gets so fucking hairy. Yeah, it's hairy, though.

Then it gets a bit itchy. It's annoying. Very hairy, yeah. I don't know why I said that. I saw your intestines. Intestines? Weird. I fell down.

Banana in the arse. You have to do a lap of the truck. Yeah, I think I get that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to do a lap of the truck if it falls out. A lap of the truck. If it falls out, you're eating it.

Brilliant. Wait, is it peeled or unpeeled? No, it's got to be peeled. It has to be. No, it has to be unpeeled. No, surely unpeeled. It would fall off. It would mush.

You'd be covered in fucking poo by then if it's peeled. You can't eat that. You'd be just eating a fucking load of your own mushy shit. Yeah, it wouldn't stay in. Why are you eating your own shit? Because if it falls out, you'd have to, wouldn't you? Yeah, but wait. Because if your cheek's not up your actual crack.

No, he said put it in your ass. No, he said put it in your ass or something. You could put a banana up your ass. It would be mushy. That's why I just said full of your own mushy shit. It'll be unpeeled. But if it's unpeeled. That's what I said.

No, but if it's unpeeled, then putting it up your ass doesn't matter because you just peel it, then it's fine. Exactly. So there's no... Jeopardy. Yeah, but if it's unpeeled, then putting up your arse doesn't matter because you just peel it, then it's fine. Exactly. So there's no... Jeopardy. Yeah, no jeopardy in that. I don't want a banana on my arse, though. Everyone...

Don't play rugby, then. Jesus. Everyone blindfolded and then naked. There's always a good start. And naked. And then you have to order... And then you order each other on dick size. Is this still a rugby initiation or this your

family christmas gallery it's the boxing day the boxing day what's all the bowden olympics this is by far the worst what's hi lewis hope you're doing all right really proud of you down in london watch my watch my friend eat the overgrown bit of someone's toenail while his foot was in gravy that isn't that bad

that's not the worst I think eating someone's overgrown toenail is I'd do that rather than getting dragged through shit with a belt round

I'd rather have an arse a banana arse that was the class of 92 initiation you'd rather do the trigger war

in shit and piss maybe not that one but banana arse that's not even rugby that was the class of 92 initiation yeah one more time's not even rugby. That was the Class of 92 initiation. Yeah. One more time

so we can hear it. Yeah, that was the Class of 92 initiation. Four scores, one. What's the cream trumpet? What? What's a cream trumpet? What did he say?

Probably a trumpet up your arse and then... What did he say? You probably have to get spunked up the arse and then put a trumpet up your arse and fart the spunk out the trumpet. I'm going to search it. Just guessing. get spunked up the arse and then put a trumpet up your arse and fart the spunk out the trumpet.

I'm going to search it. Just guessing. The spunket? It's like a spunket, isn't it? Everything's alright, though. You've got... Try to find what a cream chip is. I do have a bone.

Yeah. I actually feel, guys, I feel really ill. You shouldn't have eaten everything so fast. You ate the whole thing. I'm going to have to cycle tonight. It's in her other option. You just guilt trapped us. It's not going to work.

When a lady is fellating a lucky gent, just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he comes into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the spunk trumpet oh right love her what's vinegar

got to do with it I don't know that's a rugby initiation I don't know what that was that I read I don't don't think that lines is

saving that for later the others are just like the standard like drink a pint of piss drink a pint of vomit yeah oh a pint of vomit

oh down two bottles do you remember the Australians in skiing yeah they were pretty dodgy weren't they Drink a pint of piss, drink a pint of vomit. Yeah. A pint of vomit? Down two bottles of... Do you remember the Australians in skiing? Yeah. They were pretty dodgy, weren't they? They were doing a Guinness out of a condom.

A used Johnny. Yeah, coming as well. Happily speaking. Was it used? Was it really? Dirty bastard, my man. Oh, and... Yeah, it was pretty cool, man.

Yeah, this guy downed a bottle of red wine. That was pretty cool. Just a whole bottle. I don't know how people do that. And then he threw it was pretty cool. Yeah, this guy downed a bottle of red wine. That was pretty cool. Just a whole bottle. I don't know how people do that. And then he threw it all up again. That's one of the initiations and you have to drink the throw up.

Yeah, and then we met Kevin De Bruyne. I don't see, I don't think downing a bottle of wine is that crazy. The vodka ones are. A bottle of wine is fucking... No, it's red wine. No, but the thing is

the game was you've got to neck a bottle of red wine and the person that doesn't spew actually was the winner. So there was a giant bucket in the middle and all these people were drinking red wine. Bearing in mind, the people next to them were just going,

ugh. They're still necking a bottle of red wine. Everyone's throwing up at the same time. What else? I'd rather do that than down a fucking bottle of the same size of like lager. I'd rather do what?

No way. No way. You can't down bottle of the same size of like lager. I'd rather do what? No way. No way. You can't down even a fucking half a pint of lager. I know, I really can't do lager. You would rather down a bottle of wine, the same equivalent of beer. Yeah. All right, let's test it. I'll do ale.

I could do ale. Bring in the wine. I'd rather do ale, but lager, yeah. Honestly, I can't. I'll never forget in Chip's pub golf when he was down in a Guinness. He was down in a Guinness like this. I just threw up back into it.

And he's like... That's proper mash tag, baby, that is. He's trying to sip it. That is horrible, man. I think he put it in the video. Did he actually? I think it is. No, it is, because I've seen it. Oh, that was at the very end when Chris threw it away. He was like, what did you go and put in my video. Did he actually? I think it is. No, it is because I've seen it.

Oh, that was at the very end. He was like, what did you get to monetize? We need to get you on a backside pub golf. Or a backside vlog. That's my favorite day out is pub golf. So that's one of my favorite days. I think for my stack do,

I'll do a pub golf. Oh, you know what we should do for Christmas? You should come to the German market in Brum. It's the best one in the country. Yeah. Is there like a BMI we can do on it? Why don't we know what we should do for Christmas? You should come to the German market in Brum. It's the best one in the country. Yeah. Is there like a BMI all we can do on it? Why don't we do

the Burmese beer bar? Why don't we do the Burmese beer bar? Or we could do the Otley Run. What's that? That's in Leeds. Yeah, it's like 14 pubs

in a row in Leeds. Oh, should we do that? The German market is really cool. Yeah. In Headingley. Just loads of Stein. Headingley.

Yeah, we need to do some Christmas special ones. Otley Run's a great video. Yeah? And loads of people do it all the time. Itleih. Yeah, we need to do some Christmas special ones. And loads of people do it all the time. It's great. Yeah, we'll go Leeds. I went there after

England played India cricket. I'll do it for that. Oh, at Headingley. At Headingley, yeah. I didn't know it was in Leeds. Anything else we've done? That's where, you know that video

of that Cole Palmer lookalike? That's in Leeds. That was on the Otley run. Oh, guys, let's do a Christmas special doing a BMR. Yeah. Yeah, but I was thinking if it's a Christmas special doing a BMR. Yeah. Yeah, but I was thinking

if it's a Christmas special, the German market goes in wild. No, we just dress up as Santa in London. It's fine. You could be a little elf. Why a little elf? Because you're small. Because I'm Santa.

I'm the same size as you. You're not. You could be like in a gimp outfit. Yeah. You know, those traditional Christmas gimps. I was going to say there is M. Oh, my God. We have to dress you up. Do you know there was a gimp that I was gonna say there is em Oh my god You know the traditional Christmas gimp. The Santa's gimp.

And similar, who was it? Was it Chris? He's got one hole around his arse. Was it Chris who had to go between pubs on a fucking bouncy ball? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a bouncy pub. And then everyone kept booting him.

He actually fell down the stairs and really hurt himself. Yeah. I was going to say there's a, there's a, there's a gimp man. Why do you look drunk? So much sugar.

There was a gimp man who used to haunt Somerset. No facts today, please. Now we've got the hungry, hungry king. Come on then. Hungry gimp. Because it's,

if you want to hear about the gimp man, we can do it some other time. Can I ask, what is like, you know, the Gimp outfit? Yeah. Why is it so similar to the compression tights I wear? What does Gimp mean? A Gimp is just like basically a bitch. Oh, it's actually just that.

Isn't that G-I-M-P stand for something? Probably, but... Probably does stand for something. Good intestinal map position. Because I'm a motherfucking G-I-M. Yeah, that's it. Right. Seems all it is. Good intestinal map position is all right. Guys, I feel a motherfucking G8. Yeah, that's it. Right.

Seems though it is. Good intestinal map position is alright. Guys, I feel sick and I feel tired. It's a big backside eat out. I'll send you away with this.

The Hungry King. So to finish, who are we actually eating out then? You're talking about Henry VIII? Whoever. Yeah, I'll let you

eat. Yeah, yeah. We've already worked that one out. I don't feel good after. Alright, Theo. Right, that's it.

To finish. Why would I stretch an easy position if you didn't it to finish why was that such an easy position if you'd get there let me take you back to the 1700s oh quickly can I just tell you a quick story

during lockdown right oh my god so I used to have I used to have this well I say party trick it's just it just sums me up

I used to always say party trick I always used to say to people put your hand up there I've lost my wallet I've lost my wallet. I've lost my wallet. And I'll be like,

Oh, is it down there? And I'll keg myself and bend over, like fully bend over, like I did to you and be like, is it down there? And everyone will be like, Oh God,

disgusting. Anyway. What do you mean keg yourself? What does that mean? Take your trousers off. Take yourself, take your trousers off. Do you know what I did to you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that. That's your party trick. Yeah. Anyway. My party trick is taking my trousers off

it's not a party trick no it's just funny and then do you remember when that song do you remember when that song came out has anyone got any party tricks I've got a great one guys

just out of pie and takes his trousers off what last song no but then no I'm not see I don't I'll try and start a talk and you just start shouting

yeah you know how you're not bringing that party trick out of my wedding oh I'll be out so then obviously all my mates would then... They'd find it really funny at places just to go like... Hilarious.

Oh, have you lost your wallet? No, they'd go, have you lost your wallet? And I'd be like, oh, not again. So that's it. Tom, take your trousers down. But then during when that song came out... Some guy's like... No, no, Tommy, here's your wallet.

Wait, what did he just do? No, yeah, like, I'd have it in my hand. Right, no, but I mean, the joke is like, someone's actually holding it and they're going, tell me you've lost your wallet, and you go, oh no, guys, sorry! I don't think he understands anymore, anyway. You sound like they're like, yeah, don't get like, yeah. Recognition's funny. It's really funny what I'm doing. It is funny. It is funny. Anyway.

Trust me, it's funny. What was I going to say?'ve lost my The Nico B song Oh yeah Then the Nico B song Came out When he's like Where's my wallet I swear it was

But that I don't know why I brought that up Anyway During lockdown During lockdown We used to obviously Just sit there

And drink all day Obviously Get your bum out All the time Yeah Well I lost my wallet Ten times that day

Then Then right Then I was on then i was on live i was on live with my mate drink this is at like 11 o'clock at night so i've been drinking all day i was absolutely shit-faced and we're live perfectly normal then we were live on instagram there was like 10 viewers like but because obviously i had no followers or anything back then my mate was like oh tommy you lost your wallet and i was like oh not again anyway and i forgot oh my god so i'm so i placed the phone up i'll do it and there's no

way you've got your heart your mom joined the live 14 no 14 right And I swear to God, I've never been so happy that my phone died as she walked in. So I'm there like bent down, laughing. Filming. My mum walks in going, what are you doing? And then the live just cuts off and Josh, Joshua's on live. He always brings it on because he said, obviously it just cut from my arsehole, him laughing. And your mum. People watching, them hearing my mum come said, obviously it just cut from my arsehole, him laughing. And your mum. People watching, them hearing my mum come in,

then it just cut him. And then it's just on Josh like that. Like, what the fuck is this? Wait, so your mum probably thought you were doing like stuffed your arse for cam girls and stuff. I don't know what she thought. I think she just... Cam men?

Yeah. I think she knew I was just a fucking weirdo, but... I think she knew I was different. Tom, what is going on here? So, but then- Found it! The funny thing about it, considering there was only like 11 viewers,

it's surprising how many people claimed to be in that live and bring it up to me a lot. More than 11 people! It's quite a lot of people, 11. So- Yeah, but if more than 11 people have claimed to be- Yeah, that's what I mean. I feel like word's gone around

and someone might have that video somewhere. I really hope they do. I feel like I've really embarrassed and someone might have that video somewhere. I really hope they do. I feel like I've really embarrassed myself in the last two episodes. I like that though. No, you're just getting open. That's what we're here for. So just to pre-warn anyone,

if you see me bent over and my arse all out, it's because I've lost my wallet. I mean, it wouldn't be the worst video of you to go on the internet. You can bend over and get your arse out, but you don't need to just open the, the way the actual hole opened. I know, but that's the detail he goes in of how every time it's like the cracker you keep i hear what he says what's that mean like did you see like the

red of inside his body it's like a sandworm from june in it it goes darkness in there no light can get in so it's just empty darkness. It's like a black hole. Yeah, but you see how you're reacting and you see how you're talking about it. That's why it's funny. What if it's like out of habit, like one day, like an old lady's like,

oh, here, pet, you dropped your wallet. And out of habit, you just fucking. That's why I do it, to get reactions like you. Anyways, well, that was brilliant.

I don't care about your story, Lou. Let's just keep talking about his arsehole. No, did he? Any more arsehole stories? Oh God, I've done some weird shit. I have. Hear more about that next week. The Hungry King seems weird to come back on.

I feel good. Let me take you back to the 1700s. Oh, again. King Adolf Frederick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Adolf Frederick. But the 1700s, so this is before the name was ruined. Quite a popular name. He did kind of ruin the name Adolf Frederick. Adolf Frederick. But the 1700s, so this is before the name was ruined.

Quite a popular name. Hitler did kind of ruin the name Adolf. He did. Adolf's not even a bad name. Adolf was a great name back in the day. Yeah. Back in the day, yeah. And little moustaches.

He's a selfish man, wasn't he really? Yeah, he did ruin it. Like, you can't call your kid Adolf now. Would you want him anyway? That's what I mean. It's just fucked though. I've looked up before.

It's like, imagine you just had a massive dictator that came across called Ollie. Then all of a sudden, like, you're a racist. What? Anyway, carry on. It's not how dictatorship works. Everyone's racist. I was going to say, you're not necessarily racist.

No, you're just racist. Fair enough, yeah. Sorry. Yeah, cheers. That's how it works is King Adolf Frederick living up in Sweden

and this Adolf was actually loved by his people why do I reckon that was the name here he was yeah that's the saddest part he was a great king

he was a great king people did a lot of crazy things for that man he just improved everything like he opened like not a nice cafes theatres and that

like he was really being taken out of context here yeah yeah cafes yeah i better call him adolf frederick because frederick his first name's adolf just call it like boden what's that's his name's adolf his name is adolf king adolf it's got nothing to do with hitler let's call him frederick well that's not his name his name is king adolf frederick let's call him Frederick. Why? That's not his name. His name is King Adolf Frederick. Let's call you Frederick. Why is that wrong? What?

Sorry. Sorry. People are like, yeah, Adolf's class. King Adolf's class, not the bad Adolf. Digging yourself a hole in there, pal.

I'm a saviour. Just say Frederick. Just say his name, which is Adolf. So like, this Adolf who lives in Sweden and is an addict,

is a really good king opening cafes, theatres and that. Wait, wait, Hitler wasn't a dictator? Also stop saying the same part of the story five times.

Just move on. He was voted in when he was a dictator. He was a fascist. I suppose he was. I don't know. He was known to like The political party

was a fascist party that's why. Yeah, they basically forced them to be elected because they were like we have the majority. We have them. Go back to the story you were talking about. Yeah, they basically forced them to be elected because they were like, we have the majority. Go back to the story you were talking about. We'll go back to the good old, not the bad old.

Not Germany in the 1930s. He actually stopped World War II in Indiana Jones. Please, don't say that. Anyways, thanks to a cow. There actually are Nazis in Indiana Jones. Shoot me between the eyes. They live in Argentina now because they fled Indiana Jones shoot me between the eyes they live in Argentina now because they fled there

shoot me between the eyes Adolf Frederick did you know when cows are laying down please stop talking it means it's going to rain it doesn't actually mean that that's a wives tale

no it's true it's not please you've tested it I've tested it you asked him you got up to him and you're going

is it going to rain and they go I can actually talk to cows can you sheep yeah because when I look out my bedroom window at home

or used to I can see the sheep and cows that's yeah fair enough I created a bond okay anyway

I'm going to go back to Adolf Frederick um that is true what they all said it's not true sit down they know

they know because they're harbouring heat with the ground it's correlation not causation man you they know because they're harbouring heat with the ground it's correlation not causation man you're saying big words for no reason okay right sorry

anyways Adolf was known for his like huge appetite like he was hungry boy he would have loved this like me yeah fucking big hungry boy

hungry lovable man like Henry Dave you were just like Adolf Frederick can you please get on with this fucking story so I came round to Shrove Tuesday and Adolf was. Can you please get on with this fucking story? So I came round to Shrove Tuesday

and Adolf was like, I have heard a good tree. That exists back then. Oh, stop interrupting! I had pancake day in 1700. Yeah? Yeah, Shrove... Yeah, okay.

And he was like, do you know what? I've had a great day. A great year. You know, everyone loves us. It's been class. Sweden succeeded. Let's get the family round. Shrove Tuesday is a day to indulge.

Have a couple of banana and Nutella pancakes. So we're going to get the fucking scran in is what we're going to do. So it brings the whole family around, like the nieces, nephews, all the princesses, princes.

And he eats some lobster, caviar, kippers, sauerkraut. Shrove Tuesday? No, but Shrove Tuesday now is only westernised with pancake day. Prior,

it was just a big feast. So you had some lobster, caviar kippers, sauerkraut. Okay, well, that's what I said. You had some boiled meats, turnips, and some champagne. Wait, is that how they cooked meat back in the day? Because that's all they could cook it. They didn't have to boil it. Yeah, no, boil it.

Boiled steak? Yeah. Boil everything, mate. One problem. Or eat it raw. Still hungry. Oh, no. Dessert comes.

He had 14 semlas. 14 semlas. What's that? Like, boiled doughs. I don't know. Donuts. Each with a bowl of hot milk. Some raisins.

Still hungry. At this point, everyone's looking at him. He's like, you... Wait, does he eat himself to death? He's ate all this shit. On his own? It's fucking crazy. Like, he keeps eating. He's like... wait, does he eat himself to death? He's ate all this shit. On his own? It's fucking crazy. Like,

he keeps eating. He's like, no, you're not going to believe me, but like, there's a reason that he does this. He's got a tight worm. Bites his finger.

Fucking chews it up. Like, people are like, what the fuck? This is like, at the dinner table. He's eating his finger? Starts eating his finger.

Yeah, people trying to like, pull him back. I don't know if he has some sort of, I don't know what things make you like, ridiculously hungry. Rabies. He must have had some illness, but he couldn't stop fucking just trying to like pull him back i don't know if he has some sort of i don't know what things make you like ridiculously hungry babies he must have had some illness but he couldn't stop fucking just trying to eat himself and um he died from eating too much food that's the worst ending story ever that's it he ate himself he didn't you know he didn't that's what I think no he didn't you said he died

from eating too much food but he bit his finger off I have a feeling he's like bit his nail and the people have dehydrated it I don't even understand what the point of the story was

it's just he had too much food and he died so a guy died in 1700 the king of Sweden ate himself to death is that what you're saying oh yeah it was a bit of a massacre

at the table imagine you're in the niece and you see was a bit of a massacre at the table. Imagine you're in the niece and you see him eating his uncle. You know what's happened there? He's probably eaten a lot of food. He had high cholesterol and he had a heart attack.

Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some sort of... I thought it was good. That's the worst one, yeah. You say that often. That is the worst one, yeah. You're a grumpy man today. No, that's the worst one, yeah.

Why are you grumpy? I can't believe you had a warm-up fact for that. I don't know why. Because that's shit. You can't fucking get an even sheet or what. I think it's a bit embarrassing that there's just flies around. Yeah, yeah.

The whole time. Yeah. If you've enjoyed us fucking eating amongst a pile of flies. Honestly, I don't know why you even tune into these bollocks. Have you not got anything better to do? The lot of you. Thanks for tuning in, guys. We love you all. You've just been told the king of Sweden

ate himself to death to death and Lewis is going as a gimp to the Christmas yeah please

I don't know fuck off like subscribe your men let us know what other kind of episodes you want us to do

because obviously this was a mukbang comment one word cine dippers. It just doesn't get the opening. It's not mine. It's fucking hyphenated.

Flies. Yeah. Wallet. Mouth. Cine dipper fly wallet mouth, if you made it this far. Bye, everyone. It's hyphenated. You made it to the end.

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