Back Side - Our Amsterdam Pub Crawl *GONE WRONG* & How To Achieve Happiness & Napoleon vs 10,000 Rabbits

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

The lads talk fallouts after completing their Hyrox, pub crawling in Amsterdam and things get Deep Side as they talk about the meaning and how to achieve real happiness.If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. I'll give you one year to go get a thousand rabbits. I'm not a farmer or a leader of France. What are you on about? You should go to the school of phantom real wherever.

You've seen the person doing the weather impression where he's like, I think I've got the ADHD. Okay, no. No wonder you're on the end, lads. You are unbelievably powerful. And you are one of the fittest blokes I've ever witnessed. I'm not even joking. I've examined that photo a lot.

I really stared at it really hard and long. And your lips are interlocked. It's like an actual kiss. Money itself doesn't make me happy. It's having the money. It's lack of stress and the freedom to basically do more things. Didn't we all have fun in Holland, guys? Wasn't it a great time?

Not really. Give us a big intro. We don't really normally introduce the podcast. Give it an intro. Right, guys. So, welcome back to another Call of Duty Minecraft play with us, the backside. And this time around, we've done High Rocks, baby!

Woo! Yeah! Who's producing the show? Why is no one here? Me. This is. I'm producing'm producing it from here sat there as producer and talent yeah that's why it's a shit show it is a shit show we agree look at the set it's not a shit show it is guys you've seen it we've done it or if you haven't seen it go watch it before you listen to this again is that you yeah

sounds like it's coming over there let's start from the beginning shall we it was as easy as I thought oh shut up you're so foolish you are such a liar

for once have some humility about yourself son you were nearly dead so we get to Amsterdam Tom oh Tommy

our tactics worked didn't we what send him to bed I sent Tom straight to bed yeah So we get to Amsterdam. Tom. Oh. Tommy. Our tactics worked, didn't we? What, send him to bed? I sent Tom straight to bed. Yeah, how unprofessional is this? Tom's turned up to a shoot date, massively hungover, and has to sleep the entire day,

not featuring at all. Actually, technically he wasn't hungover, he just hadn't slept. And also, also, you told us you weren't filming. I did not tell you. I did not. Also, he couldn't have been hungover because he was still drunk

from the three beers at the airport in the morning. He did have three beers at the not why I never said that and I did not tell you. he was still drunk from the three beers at the airport in the morning. He did have three beers at the airport after not sleeping which is kind of... Yeah, before... That wasn't even on camera

at that point. I didn't know you were born in Sessleyhem. Tom just drinking at nine o'clock at the airport. Don't condone this behind me by the way.

Were you born in Sessleyhem? So we send Tom straight to bed And then Also No no Don't say we You did You did You did

And then later on he was complaining Oh I wish Tom was here I was like you sent him home I do wish he was there though No wait When we got there We did stuff We had to do like the ads and stuff

Then I was going to come I was trying to wind you up By being slow And refusing to come I was still going to come And then I was sent to i was trying to wind you up by being slow and refusing to come i was still gonna come and then i was sent to bed so that's not my fault it's not you were such a dementor of i wasn't i actually wasn't i wasn't it wasn't i wasn't i really wasn't by saying lewis the whole weekend was in a terrible foul mood he was so be so controlling so controlling so like ridiculous brother do you know what i doesn't know how to let it.

He's like a dick titan. You use it all care being able to just do what you want. I have responsibility. So if I come back. By the end of the trip, if your nickname is now Hitler, you're doing something wrong. That's fine. That's fine.

But we got what we needed to get done. Well, you didn't. You literally cried most of the trip. No, but I sent Tom to bed as an executive decision and it fucking paid off. Yeah, it did pay off. I wouldn't have been able to do it without that. Not only because of Theo. I sent Tom to bed as an executive decision and it fucking paid off. Yeah, it did pay off. I wouldn't have been able to do it without that.

Magi, Magi. But we haven't even talked about the generator. Was that you again? It keeps sounding like it's Neil. I'm not moving, so it's not me. Neil Reeve.

The generator. I was actually quite pleasantly pleased with it, Lewis, in the end. Yeah, yous abused me for that. Also the fact that he's fabricated an entire story. He did fabricate

an entire story. It didn't happen. You recommended the generator. I think you've abused me for that. Also the fact that he's fabricated an entire story. He did fabricate an entire story. That didn't happen. You recommended the generator. I think I managed to stumble across a generator in Amsterdam. You did, because we did the generator in Dublin and you were like,

I've never heard him ever mention it. And you were like, it's been there once. I thought it was a one-off place in Dublin. Why did I tell you, yes, let's take the generator in Amsterdam that I know exists. Nah, nah,

because you were like, this class has one in Amsterdam and it's got like capsules in it. And I was like, yeah, this one had capsules as well. What are you on about? Theo tells everyone every story 45 times. So we would have heard it. Someone told me,

cause I didn't just get born with this knowledge. You had a dream. Well, you made it up. I think you had a dream. I genuinely didn't. I thought, cause I thought, that's why I was going to you. I was like, someone you trust has recommended this place to me before.

And it was Theo. I'm sure it wasn't Charlie. He recommended the one in Dublin. But then I responded with Lee. We stayed at the one in Dublin. We literally stayed there. I'm pretty sure you were like, yeah, but there's ones worldwide.

So it's already veered off from what you said. You said he specifically said he went to Amsterdam. I can't remember. I didn't even know there was a generator in Amsterdam until you told me. How did I know? I don't know. You told it?

I don't know. I reckon you got confused and you just typed it. You'd heard Generator in the end and your brain just works. Oh, Generator. I'm going to look for this one in Amsterdam. It was class, though.

It's like three-story bunk beds. Yeah, it was really fun. It was a problem, though. Did you enjoy it? Yeah, how was it, Rave? It wasn't that fun. Beepity-beep, diva. Diva.

Karen, talk. Beepity-beep, diva. Even Dom. Even Dom couldn't make that. That middle bunk was you know it's bad when even Theos did and you left I'm sure you apologize you are no longer the diva

oh bro had top bunk who are you? you could have had top bunk I made a horrible mistake you chose middle bunk but why anyone else had chose their bed on the off chance that I'd ever sleepwalk again I've had horrible mistake. You chose middle bunk before anyone else had chose their bed. Just on the off chance that I'd ever sleepwalk again,

I've had horrible experiences with bunk beds. What happened when you were in a bunk bed? What do you mean? I've been on the top bunk before on bunk beds and just fallen off

in the middle of the night. You could have pulled rank and swapped with Luke Buchanan or Lewis. Yeah, you could have caught me a bitch and kicked me out.

Nah, it's fine. Yeah, I had an alright sleep. Yeah, but you don't need a bitch and kicked me off. Nah, it's fine. Yeah, I did an alright sleep. Yeah, but you don't need a five star hotel. But there was no content in between that point. It's not like I was doing it in the video.

It's not the morning vibe. This is the thing. Was there vibing? Yeah. I said wakey wakey and the first message you put in the chat was oh, you made a great decision.

It was banter for the content. Lewis woke up and did a twerk at the top of the bunk bed yeah I was twerking like a worker yeah I will say though Lewis actually the reason

why I said that was I had a great night's sleep actually I actually had a really good percentage of scores but um I think Dom genuinely must have just

knocked himself out hitting his head on the on the brick and hell we'll talk about Dom in a sec I want to talk about Lewis right now

hello because I didn't realise... How much of a bitch he is. You know this mouth breathing thing? I thought it was almost like a meme this whole time. No. I didn't realise... Mouth breathing is a very real thing.

This guy goes to sleep like this. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. Mate, I promise you. The worst thing you get with mouth breathers is they always have to wake up in the middle of the night to drink as well. Oh, he did, constantly.

So they'll be like... and then they'll go and not only that i don't know if you've ever heard it's quite a common thing people use like have you ever heard of a tissue i didn't even i didn't even yeah that kind of did drive me over to get a different room it was like the snotiest because you know you had your headphones in those you so. You always have the blocked nose. Yeah, he was like that all the time. And then the third thing, the third thing, so imagine. I don't know what you mean. The fourth thing.

That's like how we listen to you eat. Mate, this guy, this guy doesn't sleep still. That is true. I don't know how he does it. We knew that from the tent anyway. I've never heard a guy move more in my life. Charlie hates it. Just stay still. Yeah. Just go to sleep and stay still. I've never heard a guy move more in my life. Charlie hates it. Just stay still.

Yeah. Just go to sleep and stay still. I think it's got something to do with like- Do you know why you're not going to sleep, mate? Because you're fucking doing this all night. No, but he's constantly only in light sleep because he's mouth breathing. He's never really-

I don't know what's going on, man. I'll walk up in the middle of the night. That's why it makes you really easy to wake up in the night because you're not breathing properly. Mate, I've got so much respect for your girlfriend now. I can't believe it. Yeah, I don't know. She just puts her with it.

No, I put respect for me. She's a fucking maniac. What? With you. Yeah. Funnily enough. How did she do it? I don't get it.

She's as bad as me. She ends up upside down when I wake up in the morning. She's fucking all over the gaff. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. It's like sleeping with a mole. Not one that looks like it, but just digs delts. A naked mole, man. You just called your girlfriend a mole?

No, not in a period. I think you need to get surgery on your nose. It's just who I am at this point. Or his knee at this point. I mean, you literally rolled over in bed and went, oh, I've done my knee. Yeah, this is a bad thing. I did my knee twice.

You sit cross-legged. I did my knee twice and I had to click it back into place before the actual hyrax. Is it all right now? I don't know what the fuck's going on. No, no, but he said afterwards it was only his legs that hurt, not his knee. Like, look, I'm doing that.

It feels fine until it doesn't feel fine. Then it's gone. It's almost like you need to get an MRI and probably surgery. I'm not spending all that on a fucking scan. Get another fight sorted and then get a free MRI yeah true

it's only expensive if you want to pay one for next week you can get one in six months in the NHS who can be arsed just hassle innit it's your health

and do you want to be able to pick up your children when you're older I don't think it's that bad I just did a fucking IROX you don't know that mate I do know that I did it

you literally went to bed and said it hurt no look he's becoming a bad teammate again yeah yeah I'm not getting don't know that, mate. I do know that, did it? Mate, you literally went to bed and said it hurt. No, look, he's becoming a bad teammate again. Reeve kept flip-flopping saying how great of a job I did

and he actually cheered me up because I felt a bit annoyed at myself. I was like, I could have done better here or there. You lost by three minutes

to me. And then any time he was criticised for the score, he was like, yeah, but I was with that fucking bitch. You were more annoyed

about the time we got than I was. I said anything whilst we were running around, I said anything whilst we were running around I said anything shush for a second I said anything under 90 mate

at this point we're looking really good and you went alright cool at this point that was no but mate what you were doing there

you were setting you were setting like expectations that you knew you were going to beat when you were doing that oh mate under 90 is great

you'd be so happy we said it on the last pod it was more just like afterwards you know I'd be like yeah Reece just told me you've done a good job he's proud of me

and then to you you'd be like yeah he's a fucking bitch but I will say I watched you guys cross the line and Lewis looked really happy I think you went

fuck's sake when you crossed the line I looked at the time I've never seen it so sad no no no it's got nothing to do with the actual crossing with Lewis.

But there was a guy that just ran straight into me as we were crossing the line. Oh, did he slow you down? On the video... It's just a bit of an accident. On the video when he's crossing the line, he didn't want to be recognised, so he's just doing that

so the cameras would be just blurring. You could be blurring. You could be blurring. It makes me dizzy. Damn. I mean, yeah, bottom line is we fucking smoked and I will say Dom and Luke

did say something about the team morale by the way said me and Tom were high-fiving each other we were smiling you guys apparently couldn't even look

at each other he didn't say I was trying to make eye contact with them he was refusing to look at you he thought you were a bitch

why would I look at a bitch yeah he kept just like sort of I actually got that vibe from you guys will you apologise to me now and never try and force me to do something like this again? Break his glasses.

Oh, my God. I'm proud of you. No, no, no. I'm proud of you. No, I want you to say sorry. It actually was your idea. It wasn't my idea, by the way. Yes, you do realise this is film.

Every single person in the comments knows it's your idea. You weren't here when the idea came up with. I've never missed a backside, so yes, I was. It wasn't on backside, you twat. You first idea came up with I've never missed a backside so yes I was it wasn't on backside you twat

you first brought it up to me it was on pitch side the idea wasn't on pitch side you weren't

there it's something we briefly us three talked about beforehand yes it was and then

Cal was there and Cal was like yeah it'll be class because he was filling in for you I feel like we came up with the

idea before that and then we just cemented it in that conversation yeah we came up with the idea no no no no you did you came up with the idea i'm glad you did because you lost yeah and so did you hey do you really lose when you push yourself we did lose to do things you never liked right is that tactics came into play here it was like pep versus um no they. I don't think we had- Sam Allardyce. You were like Sam Allardyce. No, what are you talking?

No tactics came to mind when we were a minute slower. I can't stand that. We had a tactic, didn't we? What was our tactic? We did have tactics. It was the tortoise versus the hare. You boys were the hare, and you kept going in front of us.

We weren't trying to go quick. That never happened. We weren't trying to go quick. We weren't jumping out in front of you and then suddenly going, fucking hell. That's exactly what you were doing. No, it wasn't. You came out of every station ahead of us

because he was quicker on the exercises that's all I was stronger on the exercises you with the hair going forward back forward no because no I just couldn't run

which is what held us back they agreed yeah they didn't do the fucking runs you got smoked you can have that and I admit that

but when you're a minute you only won by 29 seconds when you're a minute plus slow on every kilometre run the two minutes how is that tactic yes

hold up your station time see how much faster you are you did only win by 29 seconds our tactic was Theo would start and end each station

I'd just do a bit in the middle so then I can recover during the station so then I could go hard on the run our tactics were

if he had anything in him he'd start and then as soon as he wanted to tap out I'd jump in and then I'd get a on the run our tactics were if he had anything in him he'd start and then as soon as he wanted to tap out I'd jump in and then I'd get a break otherwise he wasn't otherwise he wasn't gonna

what was really silly I should have done two of those sled pushes I thought I was supposed to but that fucked my like for your legs as well oh that way you lost yeah that's exactly

yeah that's where the two and a half minutes went yeah the quickest station it wasn't two and a half minutes it's 29 seconds actually it was like three minutes it's 29 seconds you've won by wasn't it three and a half minutes because. Yeah, the quickest station. It wasn't two and a half minutes, it's 29 seconds. Actually, it was like three minutes. It's 29 seconds you've won by. Wasn't it three and a half minutes?

Can we talk about this? I beat you in the mental game beforehand. I let you win. You let... He got got to you. That is also embarrassing that we gave you two minutes and you still won.

I earned them off Theo on the hang off. Whatever. Hang off. I said it's not worth my time because I know we're going to win. No, because you knew I was going to beat you. Still won. You were too ashamed. How are you to beat you still won you were too ashamed that losing

how are you trying to flip you were too ashamed that losing the hang on I will say as let's actually be serious for a second what deep side

you're shit and lost no no I will say I will give these to their credit you are unbelievably powerful and like

honestly no some of the stations I I was like, Jesus, and you are one of the fittest blokes I've ever witnessed. I'm not even joking. I'm going to go for that again. No, I've played, I've played obviously football at a half decent level.

I've seen some fit people. Jesus Christ, you were like relentless. You realise all this like daily workout stuff Christ. You were like relentless. I've never seen- You realise all this like daily workout stuff actually- You should be that fit. Yeah, you should be. You ran him round. You were ahead of him.

I paced it to my pace. That was all. Oh, okay. And you just hang on his shoulder. Yeah. There's no point in me going faster. Cause it's- Or also-

I'll give him some credit because the pacing structure that we had was I was going off his runs to begin with and I was like this is we've got to get quicker

so then I started leading and he actually but also more it was more I was it was more pacing it because that was Theo's rest yeah

the run yeah yeah yeah 100% but no it was like the farmer's carry when he was running doing the farmer's carry I wanted a rest on that but I was having to fucking run behind him so i was still getting no rest i needed

you to slow down so i could kill him i think there's some of the i think some of the meters were wrong on that course by the way there's no that second no no i'm the farmer's carries that's 200 meters how are the lunges 100 yeah the lunges went on for ages yeah he did all of them i can't believe the burpee broad jumps was shite. What? The burpee one was shit. Let's go through the station then. So the first on the ski,

you boys were impressive on the ski. Yeah, but also that is your precious number. You were holding good numbers. Yeah, you get the adrenaline rush. You were holding good numbers still. I did say to Reeve once we came out of that, I was like, let's overtake him because I thought it would be funny

and then we should have probably not done that. Oh my God. He was ripping it, mate. Me and Lou both started I looked at you didn't I yeah yeah

we were both on the ski and I saw Lou was like 15 seconds quicker than I no no no but he was he was skiing at like 55 strokes

a minute or something which is absolutely I turned around to Reeve and just started laughing I'd give it 10 seconds and he was no wonder

you were fucking red as a tomato from the fourth station his first 100 metres was like a 142 and then his second 100 metres was like a 208

it's hard yeah because you don't know how to pierce yourself I said yeah we're winning this yeah you were sled push you know me and Tom

in the sled push got the 25th fastest time across the whole weekend when no no I've checked it out it's still 25th oh really yeah it's the whole weekend when when no no I've checked it out it's still 25th oh really

yeah damn that's pretty good pretty fast that like who cares that's fucking well good who cares who fucking cares

okay I didn't move it like a motherfucker the hardest by far was the lunges and for me the squat push thing because of my arm

you couldn't do that just extending my arm was really hurting lunges I was like I kept missing a thing yeah I was like screaming with pain on the lunges one my arm was really hurting lunges I was like I kept missing a thing I was like screaming with pain on the lunges my knee was crashing

to the floor I think I literally did three and I was like I can't do this I think that's what destroyed me actually I couldn't hold my weight

on the way down so I was like just banging my knee every time your bad knee as well your good side was fine and every time you went over

on your bad knee you were just crashing to the floor I was like useless we're never doing a fitness vlog again I fell over on the sled you've made me do it yeah you did he actually did he fell over and the guy had a go at me yeah and the guy had a go at you yeah for falling over my foot went out my foot went out get up you don't let it leave

the box also they just fell over i don't know if there's an actual rule in high rocks or what not but surely the person who's on your doubles partner should be able to move the rope move the rope I thought that

because you were tripping over it yeah it was you get no space to walk but yeah I didn't want to touch it because I didn't want to get us a time penalty you guys did do something

wrong in the sled pool though you were meant to when we you know when we go up the other end I look back and you're both waiting they have to come with us

Yeah I did realise That he shouted He shouted We should have got penalised Yeah we should have Ripped Oh well fuck him Ripping chat door bro

It was good man It was a fun little experience I thoroughly enjoyed it I thought the course was amazing The atmosphere was amazing It was a well It was like a pretty cool event I mean I definitely

Don't want to do it again I'd do it again Nah I'm alright I'd want to do it again. I'd do it again. No, I'm all right. I'd like to do it again properly. I want to do one every weekend. But then we did have a fun time out in Amsterdam afterwards as well. I don't know if that vlog's out currently as we have this, but it's coming.

Yeah, we had a really fun day, actually. That was a really fun day. It's weird going for drinks when you have the flight on the evening. Yeah, but I didn't think it was that bad. Yeah, I got home and I was fine. It almost stopped it being a stupid yeah exactly there is what i do have one regret that was the mojitos at the end they were so bad 18 times six i've had 108 euros yeah because you came up to me he's like can we put this

on the backside card and i was was like, not a chance. They were the worst thing. There's no sugar in them. It was disgusting. Crazy. I'll still add it. Yeah. But I've still got 70 euros from the fucking...

Can I add it? He nearly left his suitcase in the pub as well. Oh, yeah, I did. I got scammed by a taxi driver. Yeah, well, we knew you were going the wrong way originally. I don't know how we beat you there. He fucking betrayed us in, by the way. Do you remember when we knew you were going the wrong way originally we beat you there when we left we went the other way and the taxi that we took went completely opposite direction to when they got picked up and you beat us there you paid 30 euros we paid 120 euros you're on the

meter though he saw a tourist on the meter he just took you for a ride he's drunk british idiots that's why you shouldn't have ditched us like you did. We didn't ditch you. I said, let's just flag a taxi. I have to go first. I have to go first. I said, we just flagged a taxi there. And then- And then you were in there and you were like,

see you there. I said, jump in. Luke and Dom were like, yeah, you just flag a taxi. I know you gaslight me, I know. We actually weren't. But we had a really cool- I tried to convince Reeves to stay. We had a, yeah, he did.

You actually gave the steer light. We actually thought you were staying at one point. We actually should have. We really should have. Lewis trying to learn the taxi driver's name over and over again. I didn't realise how much of a lightweight you are as well. I'm a massive lightweight. Huge.

Yeah, massive lightweight. That's why. You've got tiny little bollocks that sit in a tiny little sack. Tiny little balls. But we did try a few new drinks. You lot had the apple pie shot. That was really nice.

Yeah, that was the best shot you've ever had in your life. And the Guinness IPA. That boy's banging. Really nice, man. I didn't know they existed. No, I asked the boys back home. They didn't know it existed. Yeah, I texted my dad and he said,

oh, I've heard of that. I've heard good things. Luis doesn't even know what an IPA is. Oh, yeah. It's a lager. I just think of it as a non-fizzy lager, yeah. No, it's an Indian pale ale. Okay. It's an ale. Okay, we're done. I don't know what an IPA is, so. Oh yeah. It's a lager! I just think of it as a non-fizzy lager, yeah. No, it's an Indian pale ale.

Okay. It's an ale. Okay, we're done. I don't know why he's... That's like saying, oh, just cider's like a sweeter version of lager, which is not. It's just a completely different drink. Okay.

That's fine. That's fine, Tom. I love that I'm a Sudan, though. It is quality. Yeah, I'm sad we couldn't do... Lewis, we also had incredible weather as well. I'm like a beer crew. Lewis also did magic mushrooms.

Yeah. The whole video on... We did get on the gummies though, but they weren't very strong, was they? I can't believe you just said we went on the gummies. Me and Reeve did. The newbie ones. We also said we got on the gummies.

Got on the gummies? Not very... You give me a Haribo, I'll get your Haribo packets. Yeah, I gave you a Haribo. I did not have a gummy. I don't do that. Hey, Sean!

In fact, the only person that didn't have a Harry ball on that trip was... I don't like Harry balls. I'm being serious. That better not have been a gummy. You said it was a Harry ball. It was a Harry ball.

I did have a Kinder Bueno waffle, though. You've mentioned that in both pods today. Both pods. You're fucking weird, though. I fed it to you, Luke. He had a Kinder Bueno waffle. I fed it to you.

Did I have some? I fed it to you Luke he had a kinder bun and waffle I fed it to you did I have some I fed it to you when we went to our drinks and sings apparently yeah I thought it was a karaoke bar because it was

drinks and sings wasn't it you know when you were angry that we hadn't gone to food or karaoke yeah because you oh yeah because you got food and you said

oh you can get food there and you sent us there it was fucking now going on and it wasn't even karaoke either yeah they had these little pots on the table of herbs

and we were like fucking hell they have weed on the table like Jesus that's sound that and Tom's grabbed some and just fucking swallowed it it was oregano

yeah how do you see it Mel? huh? what? anyway what a stupid thing what a way to just ruin that conversation

where are we off to next anyway guys? well we still need to do the... Was it Poland? Oh, yeah, it was actually. You've got to take us to Poland. I like your caravanning. That's not in Poland though, is it?

We don't camp in. We don't have stuff. Caravanning. I don't want to do caravanning in the winter. Join the caravan club. I don't mind doing it in the summer. I don't think it's as funny as you think. No, neither do I.

Oh, like everything Lewis Burks. Camping, there's an element of like, oh, we've separate our own stuff and you know and also you're on your own caravanning there'll be like families yeah absolutely no you just go up to like fucking scotland what are you on about scotland i'm just spitballing ideas man we could do a camping part two in scotland like that i think we do I think we probably need to do camping again, but this time, like, not have you stuck in traffic the entire time. Well, yeah, that would help.

And me stuck building a tent for four and a half hours. It's your fault you weren't good at your role. How would you get to Scotland? Rent a big van or something. Say sorry. I'm sorry. We'll be in charge of how you get to Scotland, Sam. But you'll be on the video with us.

I understand. I mean, we wouldn't care. If if you did that we could just play Monopoly oh Monopoly is fucking sick you think we are not like you Per we wouldn't cry about that my standard of fun is so low the annoying part was getting up at 4am

for a journey that's an hour and a half I'd be excited for that it's fun I enjoy being in the airport the anticipation of us going to somewhere really cold like Norway was great we landed

we were standing in Oslo airport Oslo fucking airport it's not like we're going to Gatwick I've still never been to Oslo I've been to the airport three times

I'll never get old I love it that was so I would have had so much fun it was so funny this is why it's so funny. Unfortunately, you're now top diva after your hotel antics.

No, you must not. But you could never ever get us as bad as that because your standard of life is just higher. You just made it. Well, he's getting there. Come on, man. This guy goes out to Hawksmoor every night picking red wine and steak. he's a bearded well he's getting there come on man this guy goes out to Hawksmoor every night

picking red wine and steak that is true bloody hell what one night he's getting flown from Las Vegas to his ski holiday in Geneva

you get VIP treats from the glory now isn't it that's because it's near Geneva yeah you are getting a bit no I'm just a fucking star I can't it? That's because it's near Geneva. Yeah, you are getting a bit... No, I'm just a fucking star.

I can't help it. I'm happy just being out and about, man. You said a lovely day in Scotland. You've created this beast. You've only got yourselves to blame. No, but you're only happy when you're out and about under your own control.

Yeah, you're like a Labrador. Oh my God. You set me out on your control. Imagine you're... The fact that I'm controlling it God. Imagine you, imagine you're, oh mate, yeah, that's a great point. The fact that I'm controlling it is why I don't really have fun on these trips

because you, I'm stressed. No, no, no, no. You would stress so much about not having control of what's happening. That is what I'd live for. Oh my God.

The reason I am stressed is because I have to make sure it goes and things happen to me. It's almost like when we're doing the ad read perfectly and then you interrupt us and say, say this. All I asked you to do was say one more line afterwards

and hold the card up. And after another 10 minutes, no, that happened. I was wrong there, yeah. But I was like, oh, actually, I watched it back. I was like, we need to have a shot of the card in the read. Could you redo this line? It was embarrassing. We did the full ad read and then you looked up from your phone

after about five minutes and said the exact same thing Theo and I had just said. That's going to make the ad read though. It'll be funny. Okay, right. That's going to actually be used. So are you sorry? He should be sorry to me.

Every time with Theo, like, can you do this little thing? And he goes on this 10 minute monologue and how it's unfair. Me and Reeves say, nah, it's all right. We won't even be in that serious. And he's blamed it all on me.

No, I just needed you to hold the card back up. Yeah, but you also did. He was happy to do it. You also did cry for like a good 15 minutes after that. It's just annoying, man. Because every time it's like a five minute lecture and like back and forward. It's always back and forth.

It's just exhausting. And I just hold the card up. Yeah, but I heard you was in the wrong. Yeah, you were in the wrong. I was wrong about that line. But all I need to do is hold the card up. Yeah, but I heard you was in the wrong, so... Yeah, you were in the wrong. I was in the wrong. You were in the wrong. I was wrong about that line, but all I need to do is hold that card up. Yes, say you're wrong.

But the way I look at it is... Just say you're wrong and say you're sorry. I understand it might be like a minor inconvenience to have to redo something, but if you're getting paid handsomely, you'll be all right. I can't believe you're kicking up a fuss about the Floyds. And that's me.

He would simply refuse to fly from anywhere from London. It's so easy just to get you on simply refuse to fly from anywhere Is a good How fast was it? Yeah, it's free if I'm in it and we play about four games of fucking On the way back I Did fall asleep on my train home though and missed my stop by like two two fucking stops you went too far

yeah we were supposed to be going on a night out when we got on I went to Houston and got a train you are you get a taxi

yeah but it only took me to Wolverhampton so it's not that far are we going to address the elephant in the room what happened on that flight what happened on the flight

I don't know it's sexual tension going on between you boys I don't care I'm going to release the pic so and I loved it do you know

what's funny is Tom doesn't care I really don't care I don't care we kissed more than that you care we kissed before that as well

we had quite a few kisses that day no I don't want to do it sober I don't want to do kissed more than that. You care. We kissed before that as well. I'm not in that. We had quite a few kisses that day. No, I don't want to do it sober. Do it. I'm going to do it sober. I'm not kissing you. See how much he cares. He's such a bro, man. No, I just want...

So guys, if you want to see the picture, it's on my Instagram right now. And it's actually my next photo dump. Well, he kissed me, mom, and me, girlfriend. So I thought I'm going to get my dicks. I'm a lover. Complete the set. I am a lover. I've set. I am a lover.

I've examined that photo a lot. I really stared at it really hard and long. And your lips are interlocked. It's like an actual kiss. Yeah, that's what a kiss is. But normally it's like a peck. No, they were like, this is interlocked. Mate, I promise you.

I've normally did it. They're interlocked. You're saying, why promise you. I promise you. They interlocked. You're saying, why are you denying this? Because that was the first time when you didn't see it. Wait, they... All I remember is

me trying to get in on the action. That is interlocked. From the background. That is interlocked. That is like a pen. What's Reeve doing? I was trying to get involved, mate. To be fair, we did...

That's hardly touch. Oh, shit. That is hardly touch. did fucking... That's hardly touched. Oh, shit. That is hardly touched. I would say Tom's mouth is opening there. I've kissed many a bloke and that is hardly touched. Was that on the way back or way there? Way back. Way back.

I don't remember that. You grabbed his head as well. Lewis Mouth breathing on the flight? Look at my posture there. Yeah, mate, it's crazy. Your fucking hairline is so shit. It's so shit, mate, your hairline. The way you raw dog a flight just looking out the window.

Why did you have a red mark around his neck? Well, even when I was... He was attacking me, yeah. That's what he was doing for the kissy. Damn. Yeah, having a drunk Tom behind you on a flight as well. I feel like there's a lot of people... What do you mean a drunk Tom?

...knowing people sat around us. Do you remember that guy? What are you doing there? That guy kept staring over at me. Yeah, who was he? He was pissing me off, not bad. I said, all he did was stare back at me, and, who was he? He was pissing me off, not bad. All he did was just stare back at me

and he carried on staring. I was just looking at him like that. I was gonna say, when we get on the flight, he was still looking, but like not annoyed. Then he was like laughing, trying to join you. Maybe he did a few drinks. He didn't have to come. Trying to be part of the backstop crew.

Yeah, I think he was trying to be a part of it. And then as I got up, he was like, oh, have a good night. And I was like. He's our first ever guest. And here he is. I'm actually really... I saw... I know, he doesn't want to come on.

He's just standing there staring, the freak. I'm really happy I swapped seats with Luke, you know. Why? Because I couldn't deal with you on that flight. I can't deal with you. Nah, but the way you kept, like, taking Lewis's hat and, like... That was only for the start. Once the plane got in the air, we were just playing cards.

Honestly, you don't over-exaggerate the way I am. The trick is, Theo, you just can't try and reach for the hat back because then you're giving them the entertainment. The fun is not taking the hat, it's knowing that you want it back.

Very experienced. Yeah, no, because I like it as well. I liked it. It's fun when they're wanting it back. No,

you get bullied mate, you're not the bully. I like it mate, I like it, I love it. That's how I feel part of the crew. Are we going to address the fact that Lewis was the bitch of the...

Yeah, mate, that's the first time I've ever seen you in that situation. Yeah, I just had to... And you fucking handled it horrendously. Yeah, and he was trying, he was trying so hard to flip it back onto the field. I don't remember, no. I literally said... You were. In that Irish pub, you were being a right grumpy two-shoes pal. I don't know what to say.

I can't say anything. You just held the cards up. You just held the cards up. It's never usually me. I don't remember that. You were very... I remember saying there's nothing I can say here, is there? What?

You weren't even drunk. You were like... It's too loud. Oh, it's not continued, has it? Oh, God. Yes, God. Oh, my God. It's horrible,, has it? Oh, God. Oh, my God. It's horrible, isn't it? There's nothing you can do.

Shut up. Oh, okay. It happens, man. Now what? I would love to go back to Amsterdam and have more time there. Yeah. Really nice city. I've never been.

Is that your first time? Yeah, never been, yeah. It is amazing. We walked through the red light district and then walked straight back out again. To be fair, we weren't there in time for the red light district. No, that was very early in the day. No, there was literally only that one woman. It was like 11am.

Yeah, it was. Do you reckon she gets good business then if she's the only one open? No, you are... I don't think she was... They all come out at like five o'clock, six o'clock, mate. But she was there. She was on shift. She was grinding. I don't know if you've seen it. She's'clock, mate. She was there. She was on shift. She was grinding.

I don't know if you've seen that. She's a hustler. What happens is you'd generally be walking down and they're in the window literally like this. Yeah. He's going back. No, not me, though. Yeah, they're like, oh, not you, little boy.

Your friend with the beard and the blue eyes. Okay. All right. It's nice, though. Should we do a philosophy? Yeah, blue eyes. Okay. Okay. Right. It's nice, though. I like Filosoli. Yeah, go on. Filosoli! I feel like I've taken this a little bit

back to some real deep thinking after the... Hell yeah, this is what we need. ...after this, man. I've got a headache. Should I just sack it off? No, this is what we need. Would you rather like... No, no, man.

I need something deep. That's what they usually are and people just start moaning and... Give me something deep. All right, cool. I've got a headache. Which one do you want? Do you want... I need something deep that's what they usually are and people just start moaning and give me something deep alright cool I've got a headache which one do you want do you want

it's not good for my headache do you want the ethereal dilemma or do you want the nature of happiness ethereal dilemma they sound so shit okay the

ethereal ethereal dilemma is something good because God commands it wait start again start again, start again. Boring. Boring, boring.

Is something good because God commands it or does God command it because it is good? But what happens if you don't believe in God? Who? There you go. Gone? The belief in things that are good. I don't, I have absolutely no belief in God.

Oh, let's change the different one. Boring. All right. Boring. All right. Boring. Boring. Genuinely, what do we think the best way to achieve happiness is? Is it through virtue? Boring.

Pleasure. This is a good one. Pleasure or something else? What's virtue? I think. So by doing good things, you know, being courageous, being just. But is something ever truly selfless? What? Yeah, that's a what yeah that's a good that's

a no but i mean are you uh seeking happiness via direct pleasure or do you want to live a more pleasure i think orgasm or like that's the i think happiness is is derived mainly through freedom okay free but then also... Speaking as an experienced man now. You let spitball this because it's one of the better answers we've answered. I think happiness mainly comes from freedom, but also,

I also think it comes from lack of stress. Lack of stress and freedom, I'd say. But that doesn't mean you have to be really rich with loads of freedom. There will be people who have hardly anything but are happy because

they get up they just I don't know they might be in a tribe or whatever they do their fucking gardening they might do their gardening or whatever

all they need to worry about is just planting this planting this for their family and then they just have time to go and that's it that's their lives but they're happy

that backs your point. That makes sense because that also would suggest that money is not the key to happiness. I'm not saying money. I'm saying freedom. That proves it though, right? But money does also,

on the other spectrum, on the other end of the spectrum- Can help a lot. Helps with freedom though. Yeah. Money itself doesn't make me happy. It's having the money- It's lack of stress

and the freedom to basically do do more things but if you're not stressed you actually care about anything the difference there is purpose right yeah so because obviously you know when people win the lottery and stuff they're not necessarily happy because their life doesn't have the same direction yeah with with purpose whereas you know like tom said about the tribes they're waking up they're doing something they've got stuff their life has a meaning yeah of what they actually need to do not adding purpose you need to have purpose in your life otherwise you won't wake up every day we know you would well not no but you know i mean some people don't have purpose some people like fucking despise their jobs and just literally like some people just live

just to live like no i think there's like three versions like you're either career family or um i can't remember what the third one used to be for uh not a traveling guy like you you have you go down three routes you either want to travel you want to have a family or you want to pursue career and i feel like everyone has those three molds can't you do all three no i feel like you you you mainly normally go into one you can only do one at each time main as your main thing i feel like i feel like everyone chooses like when you're younger you each person goes down one of them like a um family vlogger traveling the world or name one um No, not them. If you think about back to school,

everyone you know, they'll normally fit into one of those categories. No, I do get what you're saying, but I'd also argue I've done two of those things already. Your family? It's up for life. I've travelled. What I'm saying is your main focus

can only ever be one of those. Of course, your main focus, but you can do all three. Yeah, I'm not saying you can what I'm saying is your main focus can only ever be one of those yeah of course your main focus but you can do all three yeah yeah I'm not saying you can't do all three at one point but then there's also

there's developing and progressing over time isn't it you're not going to want to travel most people don't want to travel and go and explore the world

at 40 no but they might they might go and move away when they retire and go on cruises that's true like they might move away

to like say Australia and like just set up a better life there and just fucking chill I honestly don't think They might move away. But they get sick when they retire and go on cruises. That's true. Like, they might move away to, like, say, Australia and, like, just set up a better life there and just fucking chill. I honestly don't think there is a code or secret to happiness. And also, I think it's impossible. I think purpose is the point. I think it's impossible to be happy, like, just totally happy.

You're never always going to be happy. That's impossible. It's quite fleeting, isn't it? And also, happiness doesn't feel as good without the sadness that's right oh damn that's why i'm saying when you say like stress-free that's nice for a while but i say those like people in the jungle like farming the stuff they're probably stressed like all that they'll get stressed that crops came out but then the relief from stress is like can you find happiness in prison some people are happier there yeah i

don't know freedom but you i guess you can get you can have spiritual freedom there can't you you can become enlightened in prisons a lot of people why are you nodding like i don't think you understand what you mean that's why no but just because they're imprisoned physically they not mentally yeah i think a lot i agree with you. Okay, right. But it looks like you're being sarcastic. I think it would be tough to find true happiness in prison. Some people have. That's all they know, though.

Yeah, because one of your pillars is freedom. Yeah. But some people have said they've been in prison and out all the time. Like half, they only know that way of life and all their friends are there and they just rather go back in. No rent? No, that's even, that's serious.

No, it is. They do? Because they go out and they'll do like, commit like a smaller crime or something just to get themselves back in. That's why you have people

always in and out. Going back to it again, but that's because their life is shit on the outside. Yeah, they struggle with a purpose outside of prison. I do also think

a social life is key to having, especially for me. Relationships. Yeah, relationships and social, social do's or something, I don't know. Just being social. think a social life is key especially for me relationships yeah relationships and so social um social do's or something i don't know just being social no not so much shindy's like just

any and i don't mean just drinking or going out getting fucked up yeah like playing league of legends with your mates yeah now when i go home i do when i'm on the train back here i'm thinking why the fuck am i even going back here but then i think if i was just home all the time nice to your friends no no no but then you said then back I go home and I'm able to do my normal life that I used to have up home. And then I go back down here. I'm like, oh, why am I doing this? Oh, thanks.

Nice to us. To live and work. Yeah. Basically. No, no, no. But it's never permanent. That's what I mean. I feel like.

He now sees us as no friends. No, he's my friends. But we only see each other at work. It's like when I back home I'd like go golf and to pub or whatever and you do that all the time

you play golf I'm a go pub I'm like two people I'm going to see each other outside of work yeah I was on about this with Proddy yesterday

because he was saying sometimes he feels bad because he might ring his mum like once a week and he doesn't see her a lot because he's here whereas I'm home often so

I feel bad about that I can see my mum a lot or I's here whereas i'm home often so and i feel about that i can see my mom a lot or i can pop in or and she's only down the road anyway so and my friends as well so at the minute i've got a really good balance that obviously if i if i was to move down here that might be different yeah i'm moving away from your parents and that is very common though like no well i did that i did that when i was like 19 i did when the other side of the world but it's not it's not that I'm it's no it's just remembering to do that

you're misinterpreting I'm not saying I'm not a homesick person at all I love being away and I'm very independent but it's more

now I've got older I want to I want to make sure I see my parents that's more what it is where do you see home my home's still

the black country for sure I see home London now, you know. Do you? Probably. But you live here with your girlfriend. It's a bit different, isn't it? Yeah, but still though.

Yeah, I think for the time that I spend when I go home, it feels more like a visit. It feels like a holiday. Really? When I go home and I go on all the roads and everything just feels home. I know every road, I know every street. It feels like home and it feels nostalgic,

but I know that I'm always leaving. I don't want to move back to see see I don't feel like that I feel like oh I've got to go to work today so I'm leaving my home to go to work yeah but you live there still

do you know what I mean yeah sure I do you are leaving it's weird when you move because everyone just I feel like everyone in Germany you just forget to fall back as much

in a couple of years you'll feel this is home especially with Charlie here now I don't know I don't think I'll ever get to that point. Okay, fair enough. I'll fuck myself. It's just so,

because it's so different here. Like, it's like... What are you going to do? Go work in Fishburn, mate? Yeah, do you... Why don't you be a fishmonger in Fishburn? I do sit and think, I'm like,

if I just had like a steady job at home, just a nice night at five. Yeah, but then you'll go back there and You finish a five and then you're done. The grass wasn't actually green. Yeah. And you'd be saying, oh, I gave it up a job. I have those three routes there.

I've chosen Korea and I've went off doing that, but maybe I'd be better suited just using the family. You've travelled a lot. No, but in pursuit of my career though. So I've left family and stuff. How are you going to go from 60 grand a year to 20 grand a year in Fishburn? That's not my wages.

Oh, that's another thing. I gave you a job and then fired you in five years. Well, you're 70 grand a year. 80 grand a year. I'm none of those. But is that, I don't know if I'm necessarily, like I'm doing all, I've always went after Korean left

and then I'm like, and then I've been doing well for myself, but also it's like, am I actually happier for this or not? Because I'm sort of constantly just chasing you are still in your mid-twenties you have a lot of time

I always think I might have just been a lot happier just staying at home playing golf but that's what all the different types of health are isn't it

you've got spiritual health I have friends who are still in seafed and they're so content with that that's what I mean on all my mates a lot of them are still

around there you can't leave now Lou you're stuck with us do you just want to just move up north no because if anything works shit hole That's what I mean. On Oldman Meads, a lot of them are still around there. You can't leave now, Lou. You're stuck with us. Do you just want to just move up north? No. It doesn't make anything worse. Shit hole.

Yeah. Actually, no. We found out you're from the posh end. I'm not from the posh end. Yeah, you got out. You got fully outed. You did get fully outed. That guy, one of your own as well. More one of your own than you are.

That's Fishburn. Oh, man, that's the posh area. Anyone who's been to Fishburn. The gangsters and the woman ducks. Anyone who's been to Fishburn. We found a guy in their mum and dad. Anyone who's been to Fishburn knows it's no point. We found a guy in a bar, the bar that was selling the Guinness IPA. He's a bartender.

Obviously we heard his, yeah, we heard his accent and he was from Newcastle and we were like, oh, look, he's from around your way. And he went, oh, where are you from? And he went, Fishburn. He went, oh, that's the posh,

do the accent. He's like, oh, that's a posh part where the gangsters live with their mum and dads. He called you a gangster. You've got to fire off living with your mum and dad. No, yous have been to Fishburn, but it was pitch black.

Yeah, and it was 80-year-old women. And he nearly died. It was 80-year-old. It was a little old posh like video. It's not posh. It was 80-year-old women with Prada bags. It was. Can I ask one more question about you?

Are you gay? Yes. Or is that? Oh, you've seen the picture yeah to be fair um lou so you're in your 20s right now these are the years you're meant to grind right not necessarily 30s are usually no but i always 20s you find your direction i think in their 30s you grow no no i'm only i'm not trying to cut you off i'm trying to be serious no i've already no i've the year you should be working your hardest. No, 20s you find your path and then 30s you grind. Some people,

I feel like... 30s, 20s. You go to uni in your 20s, mate. 20s are the years you should be grinding the hardest. What, you grinded at uni, did you? Yeah, I did actually. I dropped out.

That's grinding. I was grinding in life. And? Point. You're grinding in your 20s. No, but you found... You set yourself up for your 30s. You found your path in the 20s. And 40s is a little bit less than life. And? Good point. Just grinding in your 20s. Set yourself up for your 30s. You've found your path in the 20s.

And 40s a little bit less than that. Really? I don't think that's true at all. I think people grind a lot in their 30s and 40s. Definitely you'd be grinding the most in your 100%. I don't think that's true because 20s you're going out and you're part. No, but no, no.

30s and 40s you probably have a family and a house. 20s you discover who you are, I think. And then 30s you know that. No, it's one or two, you choose what you do. a family and a house. When did you discover who you are, I think? And then in your thirties, you know that. No, it's one or two, you choose what you do. You either party or you go travelling or you work. Yeah, become a wait man, I've become successful. Yeah, but you're going to be locked up in your thirties, so I wouldn't worry.

Lewis is grinding, Lewis is on his grind right now. What was the question? He grinds up men. What? You were about to say something. He's on grinder. You said you're in your twenties, you're grinding. You said, Lewis, I want to ask you something. You're in your 20s you're you grind you said Lewis I want to

ask you something you're in your 20s where you should be grinding I'm not going to ask him anything you were saying yes you were

you were saying he's on grinder you said Lewis I want to ask you something you're in your 20s where you should be grinding and then he said

no that's your 30s and then we've had that conversation yeah yeah I have no memory of this it just happened I have no memory of this. It just happened. I have no memory of this. It just happened.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. What has just happened then? He's got a headache. What were you going to ask him? That's doing my edit now. You're just like fucking edged

because you have to find the questions. Someone asks you a different thing. I need a nap. He was going to ask about your Grindr profile. Brilliant. Such dead banner. It's to ask about your Grindr profile. Brilliant. Such dead banter. It's ridiculous. You said grinding?

You come out with some shit banter, honestly. You get away with it. You get away with it. You might have the worst banter in the world. Hang on, hang on. You just forgot what you were going to say. Why is him not remembering what he said turning him into half asleep all of a sudden?

I just ran out. I just ran out. That was the end of his social battery there. what he said turn him into half asleep all of a sudden he finished the question that was the end of his social battery there I actually know what he was going to ask I can't wait

for this 24 hour flight where I can just sit there and I actually know what he was going to ask I remember what you was on about he was going to ask you

about your grinder pro it's so crap it's ridiculous you should go to the school of banterbbury or whatever. I'm a bishop of Banterbury.

Anyway. Give me that fly fucking hell. Let me clock out. I've got a fuck. Please. We got 10

minutes. That was an interesting conversation there guys. Yeah. I think that was successful. Yeah.

Yeah. It was good. I'm sure people will actually be triggered by the triggered to think about the same sort of thing in the comments. What is happiness? Should you pursue Korea or should you stay at home?

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End on this. This is a good point. Like, do you know, say you go out and you chase your career or whatever and it takes you around the world. Do you not think

you might have like an interstellar moment where like, do you know when he's like hitting on the thing saying, Murph, don't let me go, Murph. And he starts singing, oh, I should have stayed at home.

Don't ruin the video mate well done what? you ruin the whole film the whole film you ruin the vid that is interstellar you might have a Murph

do you not think you'll have like a Murph moment when you're like 60 years old or you're going to find yourself in between space and time porting a bookcase usually what people say that Murph moment is

is they shouldn't have worked that hard yeah that's what I'm saying yeah that's. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why you grind. That's why I'm lazy. Grind less than your 30s. Yeah, you enjoy life, you're content, but you don't grind to a degree where you're...

Which means in your 40s, you could be fine. Yeah, you should join my... Join my gang. I might actually just put my P45 in. Please do. I'm a nautist, that's not me. E45 is what you've got. Tom, do you think you'll make it to 40?

I don't know, I don't care if I do or don't yeah that's my fucking G that's my winner there but yes I will make it to 40 will you though yeah it's only like 11 years why don't you think

I'll make it to 40 Theo I don't know you've got that vibe you look like you're dying so if anyone's not going to make it to 40 I think I'm coming down with a bit of ADHD

no I just mean in general your hair's falling out you're pale and a bit red and splotchy point proven dead banter I'm not bantering oh let's all laugh at theo shall we this wasn't banter yeah you still why are you talking you look the unhealthiest out of all of us you are the unhealthiest of all of us that is true yeah you look it yeah well i

could still suck your dick oh Oh, he's done it. This is the podcast professional that supposedly records at least two an hour. Oh, you're on podcast. He's a pro. He's done one an hour. I need a nap. I've done a podcast. I feel good.

I think I've got a bit of ADHD. Haiti? Whenever I hear ADHD, have you seen the person doing the weather impression where he's like, I think I've got the ADHD? Okay, no. Oh, fucking hell, you. No wonder you're on the end hell you. Oh, the award- No wonder you're on the end, lads.

And the award to the shittiest moment of the podcast goes to Louis. Do you know, doing that in your head, you're like asking the stars. Yeah, but I was in too far in, I was too far in. I just puke inside my head. No one cares. You're trying to be the main character

with your shitty fucking Iron Man cap on that doesn't even fit your fucking head. A cap with the letter A on it is way better. What does it fucking stand for? Anal. Have you laughed at that? It's funny.

Anal. It does stand for anal. Yours is nobody. Again, Dennis Banner. Trouble in paradise. Trouble in the winner's camp here.

He's no longer my teammate. Okay, right. He used it for the win. You tried to poach Lou before it happened. Yeah, I did. I think I still would have won with Lewis. You would not.

Okay. You should have joined your team. You're the reason you lost. Yeah, no, it is me. Your tactics were wrong. That hat is shit. My tactics used to run at seven minutes per kilometre. I cut my finger yesterday.

Oh, shit. Show the camera. When I was putting stuff in there. Do you want us to sing us in then? Iron Man, what do you say? He needs to sing it, man. Loose his facts, go on. Fuck it, oh my. You've got to do the intro for his facts.

It's loose his facts. Oh, he's a fucking stupid specky twat. Okay, let me tell you about Napoleon versus Rabbits. it's Lucy's facts oh he's just fucking stupid specky twat okay let me tell you about Napoleon versus rabbits oh here we go this is a class one

Kevin Nolan so Kevin Nolan versus a rabbit so Napoleon oh shit I've seen the film I know what happens

deleted it all oh my god I've got it I've got it so Napoleon just in case you didn't have it okay he's taking a photo of all your notes so Napoleon he's apparently Oh my god. I've got it, I've got it. So Napoleon... I've got it just in case you didn't have it. Okay.

He's got it on his phone. Yeah. He's taking a photo of all your notes. So Napoleon, he was apparently essentially like the king of the world and all that. It wasn't, no, was he? No, but like, he was like... He wasn't the king of France. Yeah, but he's like ruling. He was a four foot ten leader.

He was a ruler of France. He wasn't even a ruler for a certain time. But he was like a big boy. He was literally just a good warrior. I said, it was hyperbole. He's mates with Lady Gaga now, anyway. Hyperbole. It was hyperbole. He's mates with Lady Gaga now, anyway. It was hyperbole. It was hyperbole.

He's the Joker. Is that what he said? So he's one of the greatest rulers of all time in that era, you know? Of all time in that era. Yeah. That's a fucking great sentence. Stop saying ruler. Say army commander.

That's what he was. Fuck off. What were we playing? Fucking civilization. So in 1807, right, he had like a good year. He wasn't alive then. He wasn't alive. Wrong.

Oh my God. Wrong. Yeah, he was. I was just messing. In 1807, right, he had a good year. His wife cheated on him. They were fucking,

they were loving it and they were all singing his, all singing his praises. He was four foot ten. Yeah, but you know, his cock was three foot long as well. The Polish long. I've actually got a photo of Napoli Schong.

Napoli Schong? I've got a photo of him, look. Is it Chris MD? That's Napoli Schong. That's not what I said. Come on, carry on. He's trying to be my character again. Anyways, 1807, everyone...

Everyone's singing his praises. Napoli Schong. What's happening? I don't know, fuck? The bonus show. What's happening? I don't know. Go on, go on. It's a three-legged man. Is that a real person? Or is that...

I don't know. Carry on. He's sharp. Anyways. 1807, he had a class year and everyone's singing his praises because he signed the Treaty of Tilsit. We all know about that, of course.

Tilsit? Yeah, we all know about the Treaty of Tilsit. So, to celebrate, he's like, do you know what, lads. We all know about that, of course. Tilsit? Yeah, we all know about the Treaty of Tilsit. So to celebrate, he's like, do you know what, lads? We all love hunting. It's class. So what we'll do is I'm going to command all the farmers in France

to release their rabbits into this forest. Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit. And we're going to go for the most badass rabbit hunt the world has ever seen. Fucking hell, a rabbit. Get to the bit where aliens do it. 100,000 of rabbits do it So 100,000 100,000 of rabbits

Right 100,000 of rabbits Are released into this forest It's a fucking Crazy amount of Fault art Where have they got Fucking each other

Can I ask a question And then Bigfoot eats them all Where have they got 100,000 rabbits From all the farmers in France All the farmers in France That isn't that unrealistic It's not

It's real Are you going to capture 100,000 rabbits No they already have them They're just releasing them. Killing them. That's a bit mean. So.

What do you think hunting is? So he gets his big boots on, gets like a few of his mates, only a few of them, like him and three mates. Napoleon gets his big boots on. Yeah, you have your hunting boots, and you have the horn,

and you have like, you went out barefoot, well not barefoot with your boots on. Barefoot with his boots on. Yeah. And there's like, it was Napoleon and his three mates. went out barefoot well not barefoot with your boots on barefoot with his boots on yeah and there's like it was Napoleon and his three mates

and Dynamite as well sorry four people were hunting a hundred thousand mate it was going to be one for the ages I swear to god ratio seems a bit off

on this one well you'll find out that they bit off more than they could chew because these rabbits because a standard wild rabbit would be afraid from a human like a human goes

by the way but Napoleon's only half of one because he's like four foot. These rabbits see the Lord Farquaad. Oh my God. I was in Tesco's yesterday. You are not putting him within. He can't run, mate.

I swear to God. You saw Napoleon? It could have been. They've got... Actually, I don't want to. So did you just interrupt my story to say you saw Napoleon in Tesco and then abandoned the story? I had to get in some Stella.

What? They couldn't reach the top. You bought a child Stella? No, but they weren't. They weren't. They didn't have them. Oh, you face-matter. They weren't.

They didn't have dwarves in them either. Oh, he was buying an arranged drink. No, they were about 65-year-old women, I reckon. No, yeah, right, mate. Do you know my girlfriend's like two inches up in a dwarf? This high. That's also not true. There's more to being a dwarf than just a height.

I swear to God they were this high. How could they not be a dwarf at that point? You said you wanted to go and you keep butting in. No, but I couldn't get that out of my head. What I did was go to school. What did you do? Okay. Gave them Stella.

And they said, Hello, can you get me the Stella? Why are you doing that voice? Yeah, like 64-year-old women are asking you for beers. I did go on what did you okay? Why are you doing that voice yeah like 60 like a child asking you for beers why do the kids? Wow they're gonna reach it mate you got beers Course I can't love Okay, what's 64 right? Yeah So anyway Can I see your ID? I'll subscribe to you I'll get you as many as you want, you c*** Oh, he's getting angry Hunt starts, alright?

They have the hunt Also, these rabbits Not afraid of humans Whilst he's out of the palace They've all invaded it And taken over And now they're They're rolling frats

The French is ruled by rabbits Is that why the French Empire lost? Can you shut up? Can you imagine? Oh, fuck, anyone lock

the castle up? Anyone lock the castle up? It's French. Oh yeah, fuck. Yo, dog cheers for that.

Bonjour, ça va? Carry on. Fuck, what the fuck? Oh, you shut up. I've been getting hacked someone's bought

an £800 booking.com on his fucking wallet anyways so the rabbits start actually going forward towards them

fuck off now it started only small amount now remember there's a lot of fucking rabbits here and they started rushing them

and they were getting surrounded by these rabbits. Not a coordinated attack, though. Oh, yeah, mate. They're talking to each other. So let me let you in. So these rabbits are literally rushing them. Napoleon and his friends having to retreat. And this is genuinely serious.

They're having to retreat from the 100,000 rabbits. Because he made one major error. Do you know what that error was? Didn't get on a rabbits because he made one major error do you know what that error was? didn't get on a horse because he's that small they released rabbits that had been

domesticated so therefore they weren't scared of humans and they thought humans were a sign for food oh so a hundred thousand

domesticated rabbits in France I thought the farmers captured them from the fields yeah but domesticated them and feed them so the rabbits look

at humans as food as a source of food so the farmers captured a from the fields. Yeah, but domesticated them and feed them. So the rabbits look at humans as food, as a source of food. So the farmers captured 100,000 rabbits. Not one farmer. Trained them to be really nice domesticated rabbits.

Not trained. What are you talking about? No, what he's saying is they were used to contact with humans. Yeah, think about it logistically. That's 100,000 rabbits. How many farmers

had to capture them? It's not that crazy. No, the farmers already had them. Yeah, 10,000 farmers. You'd only need 100,000 farmers with 1,000 rabbits. It's not like they. No, the farmers already had them. Yeah, 10,000 farmers. You'd only need 100 farmers with 1,000 rabbits. It's not like they posted

a fucking bulletin on Facebook asking for all rabbits, mate. How are they going to get 10,000 farmers to give 10 rabbits? I never said 10,000 farmers. Are you going to get 100,000 rabbits?

Bumped from the farmers? Yes, 10 rabbits per farmer. 10,000 farmers. Why is it 10 rabbits per farmer? You'd only need 100 farmers with 1,000 rabbits each. That was it. How are they going to get

1,000 rabbits? Because they have rabbits to eat, to farm. I don't know. I with 1,000 rabbits to eat. That was it. How are they going to get 1,000 rabbits? Because they have rabbits to eat, to farm. I don't know. I'll give you a year. I'll give you one year to go get 1,000 rabbits. I'm not a farmer or a leader of France. That's what you're on about. Mate, you ain't getting rid of 1,000 rabbits.

I'm telling you that. He's not capturing them. He's carrying on air, man. Use your fucking brain for once. This story is bollocks. How many does Pets at Home have? 10 or 12? Yeah, just. yeah what you're just saying 1807 oh yeah do you know how many pets at home as animal the company the air by the way french

eat lords of rabbits that's like their version of cows yeah yeah with their meals they have instead of stick they'll have rabbit legs that also isn't true but go on they don't eat they eat dogs as well. Rabbits are a popular dish over in... It's a popular dish everywhere. Do you know my Uber driver the other day told me

that he farmed 10,000 snails. There you go. Not rabbits. They were like the big ones. And you guess how much those snails sell for here? £50. About £5.

He's earned £50,000. £50,000. I thought, like, why? He's earned £50,000, that's why. Anyways. Cost him £10 to buy them. Napoleon forced a retreat and they're hiding in his cabin. 50 grand 50k I thought like why he's earned 50 grand that's why anyways costume 10 Napoleon forced to retreat

and they're hiding in his cabin so they're in this tiny little cabin can I ask a question if they're domesticated they're not really going to hurt Napoleon

are they they're just going to go for a cuddle no they didn't know that though they thought what the fuck's going on with these rabbits

they're looking for a cuddle so 100,000 rabbits surrounding the cabin knocking on the door and stuff oh yeah it's me the rabbit um eventually napoleon has to wave the right white flag call in the army to like fucking clear out these hundred thousand domesticated rabbits and it went down as a room uh was one of the biggest ever stories in combat history no um why have we never heard of it? It stands out as a reminder that even the most powerful figures

can be brought down by the most unexpected and humble of foes. Lewis, are you telling me? That's it. Rabbit's- Lewis. That's it.

Rabbit's defeated Napoleon in battle. It's quite interesting. Lewis, you're telling me- Do you mean that's it? What more can I give this fucking caveman? I just said, Rabbit's defeated Napoleon, one of the most successful

army leaders ever. And you're like, that's it. What more do you want? There's no fucking werewolf involved. No, you normally hear those ones. I thought you liked it. Napoleon was a conqueror of countries. And you're telling me a few domesticated little bunny rabbits

took him down. Yeah. But they didn't really, they just, they, they, they wanted some carrots. They sieged his cabin and then he went outside and waved the flag. Probably because, yeah. He probably had a bunch of carrots in the cabin. Maybe, they're lucky they had rations because if, by the time the army get there, they're in the wilderness.

Like, they could have been there for fucking days. They could have walked outside and just hugged them all. Right. Oh my God. What? Because he's burning out on fucking Twitter. Oh my god Can this burn here On fucking Twitter That's disgusting

Would you ever go on that Anyway quiz Let's finish with the quiz And we have now Come up with a new Idea for the quiz Don't show me So each

The loser Each week Will have to post on the backside. We'll decide here who comes up with the dance. Surely Lewis for losing every week prior has to do one. Can you just lose this week then? No. Because I want to go home.

No. No, it doesn't have to be done today. Oh, it does. It doesn't have to be done today. It doesn't. Yeah, because I need to post it. Right, are we ready? You're posting it like four weeks before the video.

No, but I need it ready in this outfit. Lewis obviously has lost every week for the last two months, so he should do one anyway. Definitely not. Definitely not. Definitely not. We just thought, no, no, no. We just brought this reel in.

No, no, no. No, no, because then there's nothing on this quiz. That's bullshit. Whoever loses this quiz today does the dance. No, but you're doing it again. Are you doing it again? Are you doing it again? No, because they're just trying to,

you're just letting them get themselves out of it. It's true. You come last every time, and we haven't done anything yet. I'll do an extra one, but whoever loses this quiz has to do one. Okay. Yeah, we just said that. Yeah, we said that. You just got to make up for all the loss.

You have to do two. I've fucking seen red as soon as someone- Look at you, mate. Hitler strikes again. He gets so angry of another. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Just repeating everything we said again.

Imagine your nickname is Hitler. Right, you ready? Question number one. Content Hitler. Excuse me! Quizmaster's talking! Sorry, Quizmaster. My brain's not working.

Quizmaster. What is the capital of Malaysia? Beep! Bangkok. Buzz. No. Like, Pyeongpang? No. Kuala Lumpur. lumpur correct oh is it actually yeah fuck

what is piang where is that right question number two in which year did the first world war end 1917 no 1918 yeah correct i did not know that, man. It was a film, 1917. Yeah, but that's in the middle of the war. During the war. During the war. Right. Oh, shit. What is the largest bird in the world?

Bing, bing. That was so obvious. It was easily me, swan. He's got to do another dance just for that. Go on, Buzz. It's either the golden eagle or the vulture. A swan's bigger than them. Is it the golden eagle?

Incorrect. Incorrect. Oh, Buzz. Albatross. Swan! Buzz! Swan! No, that's obviously me.

It's an ostrich. Yes! Yes! Fuck. He tried to sex me up once as well. An ostrich? An ostrich yes oh fuck I forgot he tried to sex me up once as well an ostrich an ostrich yeah

I swear a big swan can get the size of an ostrich no 2-1-0 oh yeah I love this shit

of course it's an ostrich that's so stupid yeah I can't believe you got that one more point for me Oleg one more point for me when Lewis is lost

who was known as the iron lady Buzz who's that one oh? Nightingale. Margaret Thatcher. Correct. I'm on the floor of Nightingale. Nightingale. Iron Lady. I don't know. Right. She's the lady with the lamp. Is she? Yeah, that's her thing. Question number five. This is to decide the winner. All right. What we'll do is the loser has to do a dance and the winner gets to choose

someone to do a dance. The winner gets to pick the dance. Pick the dance. Right. What is the name of the sea located between Italy and Tunisia? Buzz!

Mediterranean. Yes, it is. Yes! You lost though, bro. You lost. Actually, no. It's a tie break. Because you're on one.

Yeah, tie break. Two points. Oh you're on one. Yeah, tie break. Two points. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yeah, you basically just ruined our day. But you two need a tie break to see who wins. We could have just done that as a tie break. What is the chemical symbol for cobalt?

B? I mean, buzz. C? No. Fuck. I've got no clue I buzz

C O yeah oh fair enough I thought that was the next so you've got you've actually got to do two dances maybe I'll just do one

no oh don't try and worm out of it now you worm so you've got two dances to do so Reeve you need to pick one and then Theo you pick one for him as well.

I'll send it in the chat then. I want the WAP. And if you want to see the dance, it'll be on the backside TikTok. The worst thing about this, right, is that Lewis is gonna do something. He's gonna keep losing. He's gonna keep losing.

Every week. It's your idea as well. I'll do something. Why don't you do something like, that I'll get. Oh, we need to do the WAP dance. I want the WAP. The WAP dance. Don't do the WAP. Well. I've chosen the WAP.

No, Lewis, you have to do what was chosen for you. WAP. Well, what's that look like? That's the wet-ass pussy, Lewis. You made it to the end. Well done, you. If you haven't already, hit that follow button. Why not?

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