Back Side - Our WILD Night Out, Theo Fights 13 Year Old & Calling Out Waffllin’!

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

A stacked episode as the lads go out an extremely messy night out, they react to Wafflin' cheating in the recent cube video and Lewis brings an all timer fact with Detective Flowers.If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10Lewis:https://www.youtube.com/@lewisbowden102:00 Pitch Side Wild Night Out16:00 Theo attacked by Children24:00 Back Side vs Wafflin’34:00 Come Stag With Me Series39.30 Tom Garrett saves his armpits 40:00 The female gaze44:00 Why do we journal?48:30 Our earliest memories50:00 The flower that solved crimes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I stopped, I stared at them. He sees me staring and he goes, and he goes, what, come on in! He's like! comes after me hey Lewis as the general oh no you need to stand down today let's not be silly soldiers stand down let's not be silly yeah have you heard about you haven't heard about this he's trying to overthrow the Beast Nation no no you've you've superseded your own power I I saw Tom do a beast nation.

Tick tock. Yeah. Basically Lewis elected me beast mode general on our bike ride yesterday to walk to the pool. You know what you, you are now the beast mode general. So therefore he has elected a dictator to rule over the beast nation. And as the dictator of beast nation, you have been demoted to soldier. You can think what you want. The Beast Nation is not ruled, it's a group of people with the same ideology. Bro you're not a dictator, you're a hero. No I'm a dictator.

Okay. The Beast Nation is an equal one. Thanks for 50,000 subs by the way, we should say quickly. It's like saying, it's like electing Kirstama like we did as a country. As Prime Minister. And then just going, no No, no, no. We're overthrowing. Beast Nation is a group of people with the same ideology, mate. No.

And if you want, if that makes you live your- You shouldn't have elected me then. Honestly, if no, if you saying that makes you live more beast mode in your day to day life then- So why did you, why did you elect me? There's no election. There is just beast mode- Can I just say, Lou, you know when you say Beast Nation? Beast Nation, bro.

Sounds fucking, you know, but when you say piece nation piece nation fucking, you know But when you say it like beast nash, that's what he started. Look at Right up his bum. I enjoyed your I don't think he has any power to elect or hail the leader. I am the leader of the beast Hail garut, you can hail, like hail from the sky. Speaking of Beast Modes, we went Beastmode. Not us again, after last week it was us three who went Beastmode and Theo left us. And again, yesterday, we went Beast Mode.

I think that is a sign of we just have more fun without Theo. Maybe. What's happened is we've turned to both shows now and the previous night we've just been out. And I feel like we've bonded, you know, in that time. Why? I've bonded with the environment. Yeah, you've been...

It's a bit unfair to say to like, if someone actually can't make it and you still go out. You can make it. What? I couldn't make it. Why couldn't you make it? Because you had the gym, he said. No, I was uploading, I was working.

No, no. The reason you said- Did you watch the video? No, no, don't know. The reason he said on the podcast why he couldn't come was because he's gone to the gym. And guess what? I couldn't go to the gym because I had too much work on.

I had to upload the video. What, going click upload? Did you watch the video? That's fucking nuts. I had notes much work on. I had to upload the video. Did you watch it? What going click upload? Did you watch it? That's fucking, that's, that's fucking. I had notes from two videos, I had to combine them together. Wow, that's fucking, yeah, that's hard. And then there was four exports on the video as well. Yeah, that's fucking hard.

We did have a good time. It was a great night. It was a great night. Went out in Shoreditch. Yeah, in the sun. It was beautiful. It's even hotter than that. What happened to you, Reeve?

Yeah, Reeve got shut off. Oh no, that's why, that's why I said I bonded with the environment. Now two weeks ago, you had your shit story. Now then a week later, you had a shit story. Now you have your shit story. So somehow the next week, every week, I'm going to just about to say I'm going to come across some sort of shit and it's going to happen in the next week. I know yours is your breath.

I think yours is going to be what happened in the in-between as you get shit on your face. I want it to be a good one. I'm going to shit on my face. I was obviously very close to getting shit on my face. What happened to you? Somehow, the poo from the bird has hit right shoulder, missed the head, and then left shoulder in the same shit. And then half hour later, he had another one.

Yeah, and then 30 minutes later, they pooed on me again. You do realize you sent me a voice note, right? I don't know if you remember this. You sent me a voice note. I don't know how drunk he thinks he was. We had like five points. You sent me a voice note saying that when you first got to the pub,

the bartender ghosted you. No, no, no, she said it after. She said it to him after. She said it later. It was after I'd been put on. I thought you were running the risk of like, by the way, you said I'm definitely gonna get shot. No, no, no.

She said it after I was covered in poo. Because I said to Reeve, I was like, it'll no, no, no, no. No, no, no. She said it after I was covering him in poo. Because I said to Reeve, I was like, it'll be fine, mate. And then he got shut on again. Yeah. You just shut him. What bird was it? A pigeon? I couldn't see him.

We couldn't even see the bird. Yeah. Like the invisible monkeys. By the way, we mean the thing. We're talking about the things with wings and claws, not females. A female didn't shit. Reeve at the pub yesterday. It was- I go a bit more drunk than intended.

I was only supposed to have like one or two. And I said to Charlie, I know, but I said to Charlie, no, I'm only having one or two. And like, she's, yeah, I was in trouble. Louis is in the dog house. For having a beer. No, I want to make sure I'm not, Charlie, I'm not, no, I'm not laughing about it and bragging about it.

You were off camera. You weren't bragging last night. I tried to get the DMs out and I was just like Charlie. No, because I accidentally put a TikTok on saying, oh yeah, the missus is angry at me. And then she watched that whilst angry and she's like, you taking the piss off. I could drop you in the bath. Wait, you, what do you mean you accidentally, you accidentally posted a TikTok saying, my girlfriend's angry at me.

I was really drunk. I was really drunk. Is that what you were recording? I don't understand how you were that drunk. I wasn't, like, we were, look at me. We weren't that, we had like five, and you left one. I felt a bit silly. Wait, what, put me in the dark, I see more.

What are you saying? No, no, it's still fair. I don't need, what's the point? No, we're, chronologically, we go through the night, and then I'll drop him in the dark. You will you to also ditch me to go and I'm food together when I saw you by the way He's a little sneaky. He's a speedy Gonzales. He disappeared. What he does is right is like no stay on that stay on No one more one more one more. No, no, then he's sat looking at his phone We're watching his uber comb and he's trying to convince us all the way until the uber arrives as soon as the uber's there

He's like right see you later. Then he's off an uber. He's straight away home. He's standing to convince us all the way until the Uber arrives. As soon as the Uber's there, he's like, right, see you later then. He's off an Uber and he's straight away horny. What are we gonna do? Stand around and beg ya. So you left off. Yes, you were willing to do that all the way up until a minute that your Uber arrived. I asked you more times, let's have one more bit and you were like, no, my missus,

I've gotta get back and see my missus. And then you stay out for another hour. No, that was the plan. No, because we went. But he vanished. Why am I gonna stand around? Because he went to bring, come with me to find me a line bike.

And I was actually saying, no, you just go that way. Is he a carer or something? No, I said, I said, I said, you can go home, it's fine. But he came with us and then like the line by work working. And then like we walked past the Shume and then Lewis had this strange idea. They were like, oh, she was just going in it. Fool. No, by the way, it was not his idea It wasn't my idea to go back. He didn't want to go to the shoe. You did

I wanted a kebab. No, I wanted a kebab It was your idea and then we walked in I was like I'll get a decision like and then we they said 50 minutes We said 50 minute wait, we're like, I'm not waiting that long So we walked like 10 minutes away to go this kebab place. Yeah. Yeah. Closed. And then I was like, Oh, let's go back to the Dishoom. And we went back to Dishoom and they were like 15 minute wait. Yeah. Well, so, and then we had a Dishoom.

That's my point. Why didn't you say you were going for food? I wasn't going to do that. If you did both snakes. If you didn't snake us and make us wait for your Uber. I think we're all guilty of being snakes here because he vanished into thin air. I'm so sorry. If you were company dogs on the journey to the light bag,

you would have had a curry. Why would I do that if we're all leaving? Everyone said we're going home and I had like a half hour Uber back to live. But it wasn't premeditated to food. My entire plan was to go home and then at the moment he thought he could get a backside anecdote out of it,

he was like, let's go for food. So I don't understand this. I think I vanished into thin air. We left the ball together. Yeah, it was pretty crazy. I got into my Uber and went... No, you were there one second, I turned back and you were sprinting down the fucking exit. It was like how I viewed people going to the toilet. It was like, we got outside and you just weren't there. He just ran off. Yeah.

You could see his leg, his arse jiggling away. That can't be a... Beat your leg in it. I stood outside still. He just sprang off. Yeah. You could see his leg, his ass jiggling away. That can't be a, that can't be a leg. I beat you a leg in it. I stood outside still. We can't assume. He's covered in bird shit, by the way. And you're hammered.

Yeah, I'm absolutely smashed. Telling them it's our one year anniversary. He's genuinely... We got a cake, we got a little pudding for it as well. Did you kiss? We got a card as well. Yeah, they gave us a birthday card. Wait, they actually thought you were like a really drunk gay couple.

Yeah. That's hilarious. Nah. I mean, they must've got the idea that I really didn't like any interaction with him. And then he was being like really tactile and loving. I kept telling him that he doesn't like making a scene, but please help us celebrate our anniversary. That was so weird. Mate, you must've been so drunk to do that. You've seen the video where I'm feeding him the free dessert we got.

Oh, I got some videos from last night. Yeah, the free dessert. I was shoving it across his nose. I think you are so special. Oh, it was a free... It's feasting his shit. I hate you all my people. I'm going to go and go and go now.

I've got feasting his right now. Look at this. That is the waiter with the phone. I was pretending it was a microphone. And when the waiter was coming up, I was going, what are you like? He was really drunk because the starters we had, they're like, what were they like? Any comments? He was really drunk. Cause the starters we had, they're like, what were they like? It was like battered peppers or something like that. Pepper fries.

Yeah, pepper fries. And he was literally just going, oh. Wait, wait, we got this on here when he's in the shoe. Some of the floor. Beast. Beast. Beast. Beast.

Beast. Who are you talking to? No, this is me doing the TikTok that I got told off. No, you were just sending voice notes to yourself going, oh, beast near ship. So what did Charlie actually, she was annoyed about the TikTok, not you staying out? No, no, can I just show you the pudding? I want to find this pudding one. Can I guess what she was annoyed about? I reckon it was Lewis telling her he's going out for one pint

and then rocks home at midnight. I don't think he said that. I don't know. Please don't let me do it. Yow. Yow. Just wipes on my nose. He's got shit on his face.

What was the dessert? It's like chocolate pudding. It was like, you know when you get a chocolate fudge cake and you get the middle layer and it's like gooey fudgey chocolate. It was like that but without the cake and then ice cream. I haven't even watched back the videos of the vlog so funny. There's one bit where you smack my hat off and my hair is minging. It's so glued to my head and then he's just there going.

It was ruining some Pooey Pearson's nice dinner out like as well next week. Well actually fuck those guys. Cause they tried to take our food. Do you remember? Oh yeah. They started scrambling on that. I started scrambling on our food. That's our order mate. You haven't ordered that. I started scrambling. You know. Wait, there was people next to you again. Yeah. And they really enjoyed our company apparently. They did enjoy the company. Yeah. They found us pretty funny.

And the waiter certainly found us. Yeah, the waiter enjoyed us. He was like, oh, you got to be out there. Oh, no, I brought in the, I brought in the card that he gave us. It's in my bag. Damn. He gave us a handwritten card. Yeah. For our anniversary. It's a happy birthday. He says happy birthday. A hundred anniversary card. Happy anniversary.

But yeah, it was a happy one year anniversary for us. Yeah. So why was she annoyed at you then? I think it's because I, and she has a very, very valid point. She has a very valid point. She is correct. So why are you laughing? No, I'm not giving the big bollocks. You did say you're glad you weren't going home.

No, again, Charlie, if you're watching this, this is not like truth. I'm being honest. He's the big man making all, making him look really cool. He was half way through his Ruby Murray and he went, I'm so glad I've not gone home to that fucking... Were you showing up in front of the boys, Lewis? The procedure will be parliamentary, continue. The procedure will be parliamentary.

So I informed Charlie wrongly and incorrectly that I would be home shortly. When did you tell her this? I told her this upon arriving at the pub. Probably like six, half an hour. Oh that's horrendous. And what time did you get home? I arrived home at 11 o'clock. Fucking hell. Four hours late? How were you out that late? I was home about half nine. I also, she cooked food. Oh, I'm sorry. Again, I'm sorry. And I won't make it up. She cooked me dinner. I'm sorry. Again, I'm not, this is not me playing big bollocks. But you're actually laughing. But you know, he actually knew that and then still suggested to go to the shoot. Oh, that's so sad. No, no, no. Cause it got to a point where like,

I was messing in Charlie and I was trying, I knew I was in the shit and I was trying to figure out. When it's too far gone, we might as well just go in. I'm going to bed, you can just stay out whenever. Like she's not on the phone to me going like, get up, get on out. She's actually really chill. It's just more me feeling really bad.

Cause I know, you owe me for that bill by the way. I'm skinned. I do, I fucked my eye off. I just went, no, I'm kidding by the way. I'm skinned. I do my foot. I offered to split it and you went no I'm kidding. No, no, no. You need to pay off. I will pay off. I'm sparing you more than half. Spare all of it. I offered to pay for it. I literally offered to pay for it and he was like no, no, no,

we'll split it. And then instead of going oh yeah, can we split it? He just went beep. And I offered you 50 million pounds. went beep and I offered you 50 million pounds. No, I mean, I just don't understand what surely they'd if that's me, right. And my missus goes out or stay out. I don't want you to know. Charlie said her problem isn't me going pub. She doesn't care. Go pub. She's it's me saying I'll be back shortly and then keep. Why did you say that? Yeah, it's that's what the problem is me saying I'm back shortly because I didn't. Why did you say that? Yeah, it's that's what the problem is. Me saying I'm back shortly because I didn't intend to stay out that long.

And then she's got the food there. And like I'll reheat it when I'm home. Probably set candle dinner light out for you. Oh, I'm in the wrong. Hey, hey, hey, if you're out there, boys, if you're out there, boys. Charlie, you're talking about Charlie, not boys. Why do you wink at the camera for? To the boys.

Let's hear it for the boys. To the boys out there. Hold your hands up. Sometimes. I was wrong. And that's Beastness. Address the Beastness. Yeah, yeah.

I want to come to you rightly here. Beastness, I'm addressing you. This guy's got the power. Soldier, soldier. Continue. Beastness. Always admit when you're wrong and always fight for what's right.

Thank you for that. That's the one vision you had when starting the show, wasn't it? What about right there? The beast has finally come to fruition. So how do you make your own nation of people? I think I'm going to I'm going to get home today and I'll probably like it. I'll go for a pint later. But we already got flowers. I always got.

Luke, we go for a pint later. No, you're going to scrub. I need it. Now I'm going to go home and spend time with Charlie. I actually got. Luke, should we go for a pint later? No. Are you going to scrap that spoon? Come on, I need it. No, I'm going to go home and spend time with Charlie. I actually want to. It's not a chore. No, I want to.

I feel bad. Like I shouldn't have went out yesterday. I should have to do that today. I think we should go for a pint after this. Nah, nah, nah. Just one in the sun. I'll treat her. I'll treat her.

We'll go to like in Every Man. She likes Every Man. Pardon? She likes Every Man? What? So on one of the hottest days of the year so far, you're going to take her to the cinema? Yeah, that's crazy. In the future?

Are you off to watch Sinners as well? Aye. Because she likes Michael B. Jordan. I don't think so. You are playing catch up big time. He's trying to get away. Don't worry, babe. I'll take you to watch your favourite actor at the cinema.

By the time this episode comes out, I'm actually out the dog house, but me talking about it here, I'm probably straight back in. No, you're gonna loosen up. Oh, Tom, Tom, that is. Well, if you weren't, you weren't in that film, Will. So you should actually take her out for a nice dinner outside, not in an inside.

I reckon you should go to the cinema's backseat, stinky fingers. Oh, fucking minging that Minging what about you read When you entered your you're really about to get permission to stay out as well Honestly, these pair fucking embarrassing you go for a point and they spend mostly on their phone asking if they can have the next point He's fucking about I was on my phone. I have some fucking bollocks. I was on my phone the least out of everyone in that group. That is not true. That's not true.

It's not true. You were texting the fucking Sidemen going, I should be in Pudan. Can I go on Sideplus? You were doing that. You were doing that. You were asking to come on Sideplus. Fuck. What was that?

You were messaging me saying, mate, I'm not even that drunk. Do you know what, Theo? There's so many funny, fun stories that we had and we bonded another level and we came in here and we expressed them and it was a great time and you could have been there. Next time I go out and you're working, it would be exactly the same. That never happens. It never works. You never come out, man. Why don't you just not like us?

I'm fucking working. Sorry, I'm grinding right now. Oh, I guess I'm back. You're such a liar. Did you watch the video? I did actually, yeah. You didn't actually. You skipped half of it, you said. I'm fucking working. Sorry. I'm grinding right now Oh, I guess I'm back Did you watch the video? I did actually yeah You didn't actually you skipped half of it you said I skipped the training but I don't need to watch that I watched the Boston Marathon part

The training steps up for the rest of the video I don't need to watch you running alongside fucking hackney marshes going here. Here I go guys. I've got 12 more weeks HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You're fucking boring, mate. I used to be your number one supporter and now I'm not. Oh, that's all I got. Anyway, go on, carry on. You clicked upload last night, you were really busy. What else happened? As I cycled home, I went through Victoria Park.

And it was really pretty. And there were these like two kids up ahead. Probably like. Shock. That can't be true. There we go. 14, 14 like. All right, mate.

You stopped at a post. They were on the side of like. Yeah, but we just bought the truck there, right? Yeah, yeah. It's important. It's they were. They were. They were. they were.

The only thing weird about this story so far is you go, ooh, the 30, 40, what is it? So it's a lot about you, mate. Fucking. You've just asked their age, you said. You're going up to kids in the park asking their age. I guess their age. What are you all about?

My backtrack. Go on, Caron. Go on, Caron, with your enthralling story. Go on, Karen. Karen, with your enthralling story. Go on. No. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Well, that'll be high demand for next episode. Thanks. All right, fine. Do it. I can't be smart. They look like they're up to no good. Oh, here we go.

Troublemakers. OK, what were they doing that made them look like they were smuggling? They were all, you know they were on the story apart. You know that at the top of it, you've got the tree bit like that and there's a long, long straight. If you come in from the roundabout on the left, but with the ice cream truck is most, but most people watching all, you know, whatever they were on either side, basically of the, of the in there and I'm like, fucking hell, where were you? And as I cycle past, they try and like, yam their sticks into my wheel. I break. He goes,

May, what you doing? What are you doing? What's your age? Your feet. May, what the flip? What the crud are you doing to my bike? The sidemen gifted me this. Or was it that one?

No, it was the line bike. Do you know what happened? I was like, I'm going to go and get a new bike. I'm going to go and get a new bike. I'm going to go and get a new bike. I'm going to go and get a new bike. I'm going to go and get a new bike. I'm going to go and get a new bike. I'm going to go and get a new bike. I'm going to go and get a new bike. Hey, what the flip? What the crud are you doing to my bike the sidemen gifted me this? Or was it that one knows the line bike

Use anymore Like I made because obviously love my set I fucking crushed that stick it didn't go in I crushed it when my break Yeah, I stopped. Yeah, do you know I did? Oh shit, they fucking sprinted behind the fence. I stared at him. I got my glasses on, I stared at him. Yeah. And he sprinted, he shat himself, right? I stared at him like this. Did you have your helmet on? Did you have your helmet on? And your glasses? No, just my hat and glasses. Do you know what, after he shits himself and runs away, do you know what he does? He sees me staring and he goes, and he goes, what, come on in!

And he's like, comes after me? Right. And he feels like shit. Yeah, so I start like, I'm like laughing, I'm like, what the fuck? And he just cycled off. So you got bullied by 12 year olds? Yeah, I just thought like,

I just thought, what's this kid doing? You're out of my way. Yeah. So at the level, there's the standoff, and you just cycled away. What am I going to do? He started on the kid, the kid turned around and I was like, oh, at the end of the field I was like, shit.

Yeah, but I thought like, what 13 year old kid has the confidence to like... That is the age you do have the confidence to do that. Really though? What's the hard family in Inbetweeners? Alright, look, look at that. From Northwood. Northwood. Right, Luke, big man in the corner over there.

What would you do if a 13 year old started on you? No, there's nothing you can do. It's a bad fight to pick. I don't know why you're starting on him. I started laughing and his mate started laughing as well. Then I was like, alright. So you were laughing in the park with kids. So basically, he went to the park and met up with two kids and started laughing with them.

I don't know what you were doing. And you were playing with two kids and started laughing with them. I don't know what you were doing. And you were playing with the sticks behind a fence with them. Keep going, keep going. There it is. Such a shit banner. Anyway, so after you cycled off then what did they say? What? Were they shouting anything at you when you left or not?

No, I had my headphones in. So how do you know what they said? He was like this. Fucking groovy. No hang on, if you've got headphones in how do you know what he said? I can hear him when he's about five metres away but I cycled off his miles away. So he was behind a fence doing that? Yeah. What kind of fence were you talking about?

What would he run behind a fence and do that? It was a gate. I don't know mate, it was a gate. I don't know mate, it was fucking weird, I was really weirded out by it. That's kind of a dick move for him by the way. Trying to take him off his line bike, he'd fucking break his ankle. No, he wouldn't have fell off the bike. If it jams the wheel you'd go flying forward.

If it didn't snap it, he'd be gone flying. That would have been a better story though wouldn't it? Murdered by a 13 year old, wouldn't it? Yeah. Murdered by a 13 year old child. They're fucking mental. I don't understand how he would have... If it's like a normal... Line bike's quite heavy.

It'll jam the wheel to sudden stop. How big was this stick? This big. Genuinely, it was like this big. It was one of the biggest sticks I've ever seen. It was as big as a tree trunk. If it goes in like a little light bike, that's killing someone. No, that is not true.

Of course it could be true. Of course it could be true. So really you did the whole Victoria Parker favor by- All that would have happened is you would just slow down, surely, there's no way you'd come off your bike. No, no, because it jams it completely. But that's the same as braking. No, that's a gradual break.

And if you do your front brake really hard, mate, you go flying forward, you idiot. If you're rolling at a speed and that goes to a sudden stop, you go back over. Have you not seen the meme where the guy's cycling and puts the pole through? This is basic physics. It's just basic having a ride on a bike before.

Oh, here we go, Lance Armstrong. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Yes, can you give me my bike back? My fucking bag? Oh, yeah, Andy's jacket. Isn't it my... Did you go home and tell Jodie this story? Yeah, I was like, I just survived death. I'm not a fucking bag. Oh yeah, Andy's jacket. Isn't it my... Did you go home and tell Jodie this story?

Yeah, I was like, I just survived death. I just think bullying. How many of them was it? You got them in a headlock, you just go back to your... You should have got them fucking headlocked. What did they look like? I can't remember. A little black grim reaper costume and a sign.

So whilst we were in a beer garden, you were starting on kids? They were starting on me technically. Are you going to go that route? You said you gave it back. Are you going to go that route home today? Are you going to go the long way home? No, definitely the long way home. They got a bigger stick today.

I think, I think I thought a kid called me Andrew Tate the other day. You looked nothing like him. I was walking down the road because there was a group of kids on the other side of the road. And I could see them looking over at my side of the road. I was like, oh God, I'm going to get a bit of a jib here. Because you're really misogynistic the way you treat your girl. And then they were like, one of them was like,

Oi, Andrew Tate. And I was like, I don't look like Andrew Tate. I looked around and there's this really small bald guy with a beard. So I just. So they weren't calling you Andrew Tate. Right, so it was just someone else entirely then. Yeah, but they were bullying him, not me. I was glad. I didn't really have a comeback for Andrew to it. They weren't talking to you. I know that's why I was glad because

I didn't have a comeback in the locker. I would have been just looking like a bitch, but instead he looked like a bitch. That is just the most pointless. What are we talking about this episode then? Cause we just walked inled. I think that. Oh, Lou was hoping that the Deschamps story would probably last about 45 minutes. I think that was good. I'm having a good time. That's what he kept saying last night. Guys, we've got a backside anecdote. We've got one.

We've got one. I don't use the word anecdote. He did. Yeah, he did. Oh yeah, other than that occasion there. Except from this, that's the first time I've ever used that word. What word? Anecdote.

Anecdote. In what state? Massachusetts. Okay, right, this is devolved into kale. Right, have you got your facts? Actually, really quickly, we can reflect on the cube part one and part two is out. Well, I can't reflect on it. Part one, part two is out. You know that one. I don't. I have zero idea. If you haven't watched it, skip 10 seconds because I'm going to say the end result. Waffling cheated. Yeah, you did.

Blatantly. Oh, really? Why did you point him out? I have no idea. You allowed it. And also, I watched back the Waffling draft today because I've been watching that and obviously whatever. But he goes to go.

I'm not going to let him go. I was just thinking. Wait, are you working on Waffling? Yeah, I am at the moment on that vlog. Oh, how our tables have turned. But he goes, he goes to cause I think I was just thinking. Wait are you working on waffling? Yeah I am at the moment, on that vlog. Oh, how our tables have turned. On the game where we subbed Mim, he goes up to them two. I know.

And he's like, should I fuck it up? Yeah I know. After letting them get away with it one, after Jor, on the last game by the way, fucking Jor Weller, cheating. Jor Weller. Jor Weller, cheating, shouting instructions when we were gonna win.

It's actually, it's shameful, you know? They did cheat. I was a cheater, Tom. What was the final game that you needed to win? Also, Tom, it was like you have to walk towards each other and meet in a square, but you got blindfolded on and Joel was basically shouting, yeah, stop there. Oh, go this way. Go that way. Go. It's like, Lewis, I'm not going to.

So loser where you had me, I mounted the comeback of a lifetime. I will say though, like, Were you a judge or? I was impartial. I was fair and impartial the entire way. I will say like, they were so like abnormally shit at this. These two? Oh God.

I agree, but despite that we mounted the comeback. 4,000 points. No, we didn't. After the final game, we were right in it. If they didn't cheat the final game, we won. Yeah, right. Like genuinely. So the scoring system is obviously like,

it's like flawed. It's like flawed. If you do it quicker, you get more points. Is that right? No, the first time. we won. Yeah, that is true. So the scoring system is obviously like, if you do it quicker you get more points, is that right? No, the first 10, less lives. If you lose no lives you get the most points. The more games, say game one and game like six, game one is worth the least points, game six worth the most points. But bear in mind, that's because they're hard.

So you had George cheating the first time when he marked the drop point on the ball base. He had to roll the ball into the tube. He cheated there. Then Theo cheated for them on our game when he subbed in. And then they cheated again on the final game and still the only just one. That is true. Well you didn't sub me in.

Do you know what that is? Small dick syndrome. We're used to having adversity against us on this show. Small dick syndrome. We took the moral victory considering how bad we started as well. Why didn't you sub me in? We did. And you cheated.

And you cheated. You purposely got it wrong. And you cheated. What? What? The one where the square's on the floor. The memory test. You literally put...

We got that right. No you didn't. First time. Because I even went to... That's when I got the warning because I went to shout, no, that one's wrong. And he purposely didn't challenge it. You mean the two-player game, where we both had to work together? That one.

Yeah, well, he did his part. So why's that my fault? Because his part was right. You went and, you didn't even look at the floor when a children had to go, he was looking like this in the sky. I'm fucking hard at this. How salty these guys are. You've just been caught, you know you did shit. Looking like this is fucking hard You've just been caught you you know you did try to what you say my memory cheated no you purpose you were you

Hand on God you think You're both cheat you can't believe it. You're f***ing idiots. I remember telling him at the time... That is so rude to say that. By the way, he kept looking at the camera going... Yeah, I know. On the... On the straw.

Right there. Gaslighting me. Gaslighting?! Gaslighting?! You said on camera... Why would I cheat? What do I have to gain for that? You said on camera... Contentful.

I'm gonna sabotage this. You went on to lose the game for us. You went on to then do'm gonna sabotage this. You went on to lose the game for us. You went on to then do a lot of winks and little thumbs up to camera and weird gaslighting you by insinuating that you might have cheated. I didn't cheat. But weird gaslighting.

You know what, fuck you. Next time we do the phone cheat. You did, you did, you did. When we find the next holiday video. What holiday video? Oh, fuck it, we'll make a video on holiday. Oh, I'm terrified. That's really poor form for most people.

No, it's poor form from you. We're getting gasly. Salt is completely high. People will have seen the video where you cheated. You literally cheated. In the context of this episode, people will have watched the video so they can decide for themselves.

He didn't come up to us and go, oh, should I sabotage this for them? Or little wins to us? Exactly. You got King gas light Who's gaslighting you didn't do what part of what we've said isn't true the fact that you think I purposely know what part of What we said is it you're accusing me of cheating you caught them Them you didn't mean serious and then you didn't purposely when that when all the squares squares you didn't penalise them. I didn't say shall I sabotage them. I wasn't being serious, even if I did. And then you didn't purposely when all the squares come up.

The squares, on my life, the squares I tried to win. What about the final game? What about the final game where they're all cheating? I'm just doing as I'm told. Why don't you do something like that? They're doing as told, Joe, the ref. They subbed me in, which you had the opportunity to do and I tried to do that. So when I'm subbed in, I have to try and win. Do you want me to cheat?

No. You'd actually be cheating if I was trying not to that. So when I'm subbed in, I have to try and win. Do you want me to cheat? No. It'd actually be cheating if I was trying not to. No, why are you not correcting Joe? I'm not ref then. I'm fucking trying. You were the ref. You were the ref. I got subbed in.

Which one did you get subbed in to? The last one. I don't have any on you. Which one was that? You remember that? There was a moral victory in there for team back sides. I can't be taking part and ref at the same time. I've got a fucking blindfold on.

I can't see if I'm in or not. I know, yeah, I don't know why you're running it in for that. What are you on about? It's, no, also, because they had a, no, because he did cheat, because he had a practice run as well. Oh yeah, you did actually. You had a practice run.

Yeah, and he had the guy. I measured the amount of steps. And the guy told you to have practice run, you were like measuring out the steps. I was ref at that point. Oh my God. I genuinely had no reason not to do that. Oh my fucking God. I didn't know I was getting something have practice and you were like measuring out the steps. I was ref at that point. Oh my god. I genuinely hadn't reached that point. Oh my fucking god.

I didn't know I was getting something at that point. So why were you in the queue? No, this was after the first... I had to intro everyone. This was after the first life. No, it's after the first life. You're a lawyer. We're a pro basketball player, mate.

We all saw you went in there. He's changing it. He's changing it. He's changing the subject. It would be better for you just to hold your hand up and say... You're just getting angry. I'd calm down if I were you. Oh, he's the gaslighter now.

Theo, just admit you sabotaged it. I promise you I didn't. You did. I promise you I didn't. We should have that top jog. You should be grateful to me. Just be kissing my fucking shoes, to be honest. Why?

For failing the- Without me, there is none of these three shows. Oh my God. Maybe I'll walk away from the lot. Bro gets caught out for cheating and tries to quit. Oh God. Maybe I will. It's unbelievable.

Headlock. Without me, none of this exists. He just went full on villain there. Yeah, yeah. On my heel. Anyway just went full on villain there. Yeah, yeah. On my heel. Anyway, so yeah, we lost. Any other good things happened on that? We had quite a few arguments on there.

You were really bad though. That's what I'm saying, it doesn't care. No, that was the problem actually. You were claiming to be good though. No, because Tom, even watch your back. On the first game where we won the points, you did the first one, so it's there, and we both agreed that's fair enough equal. We got it wrong. Can you understand a word he's saying?

We got it wrong on the first go. We're talking about the throwing one. When you had a tactic, one throwing low, one throwing high. He kept throwing it wrong. You were throwing high and he had to throw low and Lewis chucked it up. Oh no! Also, you dropped it, Mere, when we were going to have to do it. Lewis, I am not, I was not very good at it, I'm not denying that. You were claiming to be an ex-barstool player.

You claimed throughout how good you were at everything. The first game you fopped up, the first two throws you missed, then I missed the third shot shot but I don't know what you were trying to do you were asking me how should we throw it I was like just fucking throw it like what you over complicated throwing a ball at a wall and then the one we're throwing up with the boxes, yeah, the boxes. The tactic was I throw high, you throw low. So, yes, I did drop it. Don't know why. So I'm expecting it to come low and you're throwing it fucking high. Now, but it was working for us.

It was working. We didn't do it. You failed it. And then and then the one where we're moving the fucking balls, you turned to me and went, trust me, I was nearly a pro basketball player, I'll be really good at this. You didn't even get halfway, at least when I found I nearly got to the end.

You got two goals, you failed twice. I did it first time. You failed twice. You had extra time, Kezu. How about this, on the first one, when we got points, when we actually got points on that, I was like, it's there, and you were like, no, it's a tie, it's higher.

And I was like, no, no, shut the fuck up. And up And I said no. No lock it in. I'm right. I locked it in You would have been wrong there. I got it, right on the only way I'm through at the same time You missed the fucking bar the whole thing. Yes, you Failed on the basketball one twice. I've only failed once, dickhead. Whoa! And then, this is a good one, the last one, where we're meant to be in the cohesion together, going up this ladder, after we failed it three times,

Lewis went, oh, were you meant to look at the floor where the actual ladder was? So I said, you weren't looking at the floor. Yeah, that was a howler. Now, I just thought- And I'm not sure what chance have I got with this fucking idiot. I thought we were just going to the floor. Yeah, that was a howler. Now, I just thought- And I'm like, what chance have I got? We're just fucking idiots. I thought we were just going off temple.

I thought we were just going off temple, so it was like one, two, one, two, one, two. Walls watching. I wasn't watching. Honestly, he didn't have- You're an idiot. Yeah, that one was thick. Now, I'll tell you what, it was fun though.

I'll go back. Yeah, it was classic. I will never do that again. We did have a laugh. We did have a look. I actually didn't have a fun moment. All we said we mounted a good comeback. Double date. We did alright. I genuinely didn't have that much fun though because I was in a stupid outfit. Because you made what you were. I was in a stupid outfit with you. We dressed as Theo. We dressed as Theo. You dressed as Theo pre transplanted So poor saying your post transplant. Yeah, yeah, that's what he said. Yeah, I did the other way around No, I am being I am being ungrateful. It was a fun day

And it was I would go back and it would be fun to go back not with you guys But with like my real friends and or my girl double date vibes Yeah, maybe you That's pretty smart. Yeah, not what else really happened there, did it? What the hell did you just say? Not what else really happened there, did it? The worst thing is, as this comes out, we will have filmed Come Stag with Me 1. But I'm not allowed to know anything.

Oh, we can talk about it. No, you can't though. We can't. We've got really drunk. Yeah, there are more vlogs coming though, so subscribe if you want to see vlogs. Do you need to wear anything? He's got outfits, I think. I'm almost certain that I'm not going to wear the thing I turn up in. They're going to dress you up as a ****.

Okay, right. What's funny about ****? Right, yeah, okay. Can I talk to you about... What are we going to do for your birthday? The week after we're doing another Come Stag With Me on my birthday week. Oh, so that's your birthday? Well, the week commencing my birthday.

Yeah, we should say Come Stag With Me coming up is Come Dine With Me, but stag news. Yeah, so we all have to choose a stag news for Revo. Yeah. Do Revo. Make sure you subscribe and five star. Wait, so effectively what I gather is Lewis's chosen three stag news. Yeah, they've chosen stag news for you. I haven't had a say in that.

No, no, no, no, no. Because Tom's was... Lewis is being a dictator. No, that's what I mean. We've already spoke about this on here and you agreed with what I said. Mine is organized by me. Lewis's is organized by me and Tom's is organized by Lewis. Yeah.

Okay. What aspect did you organize in mind, Theo? All of it. Okay. You just put me in contact with the people I needed in contact. That's all. That is quite important though. The whole planning, the whole idea, the whole organizing everything was all me. The idea is all of YouTube. No, not. Well, every idea is off there. Why would you say that? I'm just going to start from the beginning. They're coming out. They're going gonna be beast mode. It's gonna be beast mode central. But why aren't you letting Tom do his stag dick? Can you, can you, can Tom say the ones you got rejected? Can we say what the ones you said were rejected were?

They always spoke about this on here. You wanted to go to like F1 arcade and stuff and you agreed it's a shit video. Oh that's fucking nice shit. No, no, no. It was gonna be gay. No, that, you, oh my god, that wasn't, my idea was to go to like Benidorm and go golfing and then go out. Well that would have been cold.

That would have been cold But the thing is we don't just have like an infinite pot of money I know I said all right, we're doing England. We're doing England You tell me backside doesn't make any money and then he was then I was told but he's he's ones too expensive So I need to cheat one. So my cheap idea was yours is the medium one My idea was just a cheap day in London going to different like Fight Club F1 arcade Terrible video. Terrible video.

All right, what else would I have done? Then just fuck off. The one we're doing, which is weird. I don't even know what we're doing with mine. Also, mine's gonna be fucking class. You guys are gonna hate it though. So yours is two days, yours is one day, yours is two days, yours is three days.

Yeah, but two nights. He's more than two days, I don't know. Yeah, well, it's in the calendar for an open. We need to figure out dates, because the holidays are fucking hard. I've a provisional dates for mine. Yeah Oh, no, yeah, I do. I do remember what we're doing and I think that's more expensive than my idea of golfing in England Oh really genuinely why more expensive? Yeah It definitely is you could go to like the cook man

We can just get a lot off penny course by mine when no one gives a fuck around there again it's like are we doing yeah now we're talking are we going back to the black country museum oh yeah I love that place the fake people I love that a lot that was one of my favorite things ever done really because you gave me a shit score so nobody I said I love the museum right I was really good time who do you think's gonna win this one me probably Cause you gave me a shit score so. No, but I said I love the museum. Right. I really got done. Who do you think's gonna win this one? Me. Probably Theo.

I know who won. That's the expensive one to be fair. Me. Yeah. It's gonna be six equivalent days of me saying yes to everything he was gonna do. Wait, can I ask, are you the only person rating them or are we all rating?

No, he rates them. I rate them. But obviously I know that I have to say yes to everything. So it's gonna be a pretty bad situation for me. But so yeah, you have to say yes to everything, but also so so I'm very game for everything. I'm really looking forward to it Just the winner gets to plan the real one Do we bring can we bring children? What you said you've just said the words on camera you will say yes to anything

Okay, you did say that so long as they're not the 13th, can I bring weapons? of mass destruction Okay, you did say that so long as they're not the 13 weapons gonna bring weapons of mass destruction Okay, you could bring that thrilled. Oh, oh I'm not gonna bring your fucking invention I'm actually that's probably a good. Oh, that's what you could do for is you get to all the independent coffee shops in London That's that's probably a good invention for a stag though Those is other independent coffee shops in London. That's probably a good invention for a stag though. What would I do with that? That was his other invention. Oh yeah!

What? We're going coffee-rating around London for your stag, dude. You fucking dick. Do you know there's a new serial killer in America? Okay. There's like 18 deaths all in the same area in the past like three weeks. And it's been confirmed it's one person?

No. Okay, so it's not a serial killer then. Do you have to start a mob land? Thank you, good, right? That's good. Yeah. Thank you. You're coming up to the dark side, right? I do want to mop. I am going to give that one a go, but I've got to finish money ball. Yeah. Money balls be smored. And just want to hear about, um, detective flowers. Yeah. Go on. You know what, mate? This is pretty impressive hesitantly. Yeah. So buzzing for for this by the way actually before we won first

He doesn't he shaves his armpits. Yeah, that's the weirdest thing. I've never done ever that's fucking weird Do you know get scrap? Is it not itchy? No, no Are you actually you groom your armpits mate? That's fucking wrong way cleaner and it's way No, it's not. It's just nicer. You don't have like all strangly hairs coming out. I've never shaved my armpit. I've got the original armpits.

Yeah but you stink regularly. I've got the OG. You smell more without armpit hair. It's not true. That is true. I promise you that's not true. I promise you it is true. Why don't you need to have like an armpit fetish

and like, it licks your armpits or something. Where is that coming from? That's projected. Yeah that is definitely projected. And also have you heard about the female gays by the way? They exist yeah. What do you mean? I thought it was the male gay. No apparently it's a thing where like women are attracted to like conventionally unattractive men and it's normally like people who are like a bit taller and skinnier and maybe like a bit nerdy. Are you trying to? Did you see Oli Murs' tweet about this? No.

Surprisingly, I don't follow Oli Murs. So he basically... He doesn't realize what he said. Have you seen Oli Murs' tweet? I saw it on Facebook or something, but anyways... First of all, who goes on Facebook in 2025? Sound like a right gimp. How's he tweeted on Facebook? I can't find it. He might have deleted it but he basically he's lost a bunch of weight and got like ripped. Oh I have seen this tweet. And he posted a

photo like out of interest like males which is more attractive. It wasn't Olly Murs who tweeted that. Someone tweeted it. It's a picture of Olly Murs. Olly Murs didn't tweet what's more attractive. Which one of my fitter guys? Yeah, it was basically- I think it was a bit weird, but males all said the shredded one, but- Women all said the other one.

Women all said the, like, dad bod essentially. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So normal. I think the only adulation you get from like becoming really muscular and shredded is from other blokes. So you're actually the ugliest one here? Probably.

I'm actually the fittest. I want to bring you up because I'm actually more the female gaze. I'm actually the female gaze and like I just wanted to... I just want to point out that... I definitely have the most dad body. No way. You're actually quite shredded. No, you've got muscle in you.

I've got belly. I felt his peck yesterday and it was like fucking, it's like a belly off. I bet you have less body fat than I do. No way. I've got loads of body fat. Ooh. That's not much at all. It's not that much mate, just normal human fat. Yeah, it's dad bod. You've got Y legs. That's a lot more. You're bent over. You stand up. And now trousers off guys. You're doing that. You're breathing out. I promise you I'm not. If I do that. How's this?

Solid mate. I've definitely got, and you've got bigger pecs and arms and shoulders than me. Like I definitely have a dad. Ah, ah! Oh my God. Oh, Lewis. Lewis, stop doing that. It's really uncomfortable to watch.

I think Lewis wins. I've got the female gears. But wait, so are you just trying to like push another narrative of you having another army of people? No, that I'm the most attractive on the pod. So you've got Beast Nation now. I'm also the most attractive on the pod. So you've got Beast Nation now. I'm the most attractive. So when you walked in really pissed last night,

child was really angry at you until she saw you. And then it all just dissipated. Female gears. And then she just pounced on you. It's the new aura. She ripped your clothes off, she licked that hodgy belly. And then she pulled out your massive two inch penis

and she went to town on that thing. He went, careful love, I just had a curry. Aww. Yeah, I don't know. My crush. He's back. And then she went, don't worry pet, that's how I like it. And she gave you a nice rim job

with all your hairs poking out your bum hole I should write a erotic note You're meant to be bringing your journal in I thought you forget about that You've got to bring your journal in lad Oh the journal! Where's your journal? What do you mean? You're both to bring your journal in. No one wanted that. Oh, the journal. Where's your journal? What do you mean? You're both bringing in the journal.

I thought... Well, I said I'd do it and he does it. I don't mind. I thought we were forgetting about that. Have you got it on your phone? No, you write it down. Journaling on a phone is just very rare. Fucking embarrassing.

I might do it in the future. I'm going to start journaling. Oh, God. Just like, you know, then we can all share. Yeah, but you... What is yours going to be? We woke up today, had a run, had more things sent by Adidas. I can't run, actually. We had this this morning. Oh God. Just like, you know, then we can all share. Yeah, but you... What is yours going to be? We woke up today, had a run, had more things sent by Adidas.

I can't run actually. We had this discussion in Madrid and the way you think you don't need a journal. Madrid? What are we talking about? In the back of the taxi you were like, well, so what do I write for a journal? And you were like, well, I woke up and I looked at the sun. But Theo has no conscious thoughts in the moment. He looked at the sun. But Theo has no conscious thoughts in the moment. He looked at the sun!

But do you remember when I was like, no, the point is you try and work out how you feel and then write it down. It's not like a... He can't do that. Look, he's actually baffled by the concept. That's why I said he doesn't need a journal. But he feels how you feel. No, because I feel like if I was more built like him in my brain, I'd live a happier life. But you feel how you feel.

His journal would literally be, put one foot in front of the other, then lift it arm to drink. It would be like he'd narrate his day. Yeah, it'd be a diary not the other. I have deep thoughts. I do. I can only access them when I'm running. You only what? Get up jogging the spot and tell us something.

Because when you're running or cycling or exercising, you're not really thinking. Mental clarity, I get that part. Clear my mind. The only time I can really think. Wait, so you can't recall a single thing that you've had mental clarity on from running. Right now, right now, tell me how you're feeling. Give me like an emotional description

of how you feel right now. Lethargic. Oh no, that's, yeah, mentally how you feeling. Mentally. No, but that meant it's in like, I feel a bit bloated. Yeah, like mentally He's done straight on

The side of my legs a bit tired, okay, okay, they're not physically how'd you feel right now? I'm excited for tonight Yeah, so you go you can't really excited. Yeah Yeah Feel excited. That's easy He goes I feel excited. Yeah. To there I feel excited. Yeah, but that's easy. He goes, I feel excited. Why? Oh yeah, but he's a weirdo, I mean. Yeah, that's, yeah.

And then by the time you finish your paragraph, you're not feeling excited anymore. Hang on, you've just said what, you feel excited? Yeah, no, but he then, by the time he finishes his paragraph, he's now not feeling excited anymore. I mean, oh, he's excited. Well, that's the point,

if he's like, I feel anxious. And then by the time you finished writing, you're not anxious anymore. How is that going to fit? Cause you've stopped being anxious. A lot of the time it's not positive. You don't need to write down positive thoughts. All right, give me an example.

What would you write down right now? Today I want to die. I really enjoy spending time on this show. And this is why it doesn't work, does it? And then you follow it on with, why? Because you're all really good friends. I enjoy spending time on this show and Oh, fuck it. It doesn't work, does it? Why? Because you're all really good friends. Oh God.

This is what, and you want me to bring the journal? Why? Because of the connections we made over the last decade. I need that journal in here. You have to bring that in. It'll just be sad. No, it'll be... The day that YouTube first meet, that's why I want to see the day when he journaled.

I journaled because I met Tom Goert. The most beautiful guy today. I met someone who resembles my childhood bully. I think it'll just... And I gave him a job. Oh yeah. I think you should be very disappointed. No, no, no.

I'll piss my pants. I need to bring it. No, you'll be disappointed. It's just going to be depressing. Oh no, that's not funny. It will be. So, you're telling me you hide your real emotion and sadness and there's a lot of pain behind your eyes.

I need to feel your sadness inside of me. Oh my God, there is. Not in that way. Hey, let's open up. Where does the pain and sadness come from? Yeah, come on, tell me. Tell me. Is it from your time in Afghanistan?

Did you remember the journal by the way? You're the one that brought it up. No, he didn't. I brought it up. Okay, that makes sense. I didn't think you'd remember that. He had a memory. Yeah, yeah. You two have a memory.

Yeah. Is it from Afghanistan? Right, if this gets... How many likes do we normally get? I want to see 50 comments of Tommy G is the beast mode general. If this gets 5k likes. If the channel gets 50k subs, bring your journal in. Yes, fair enough.

Yeah, you have been thanking them for that. Detective Flowers. Where do you say the pain stems from? Is it childhood trauma? No. Did your daddy touch you? No. Do you have trauma from school?

No. Is it from Afghanistan? Are you sure? I don't think I have any trauma. Were you bullied? I had spurts of bullied, yeah. I also had spurts of being a bully though. Oh.

A beater? Yeah, it does happen. You say? The bullied becomes the bullier. The bullier becomes the bullied. Who did you bully? When you get bullied, you turn it does happen. The bullied becomes the bully. The bully, the bully becomes the bullied. Who did you bully? When you get bullied, you turn into a bully. Oh, you were a bully.

No, no, it was like you were a bully. No, I wasn't a bully, but I can remember instances where I've acted like a bully in primary, but then I went to secondary and you're like now a smaller fish in a bigger pond. You remember how you acted in primary school? Yeah, I could remember things, yeah. Fuck, no. Sorry, I forgot. I can't remember if it's in the age of 16.

What's the most vivid earliest memory you actually have? Oh, great question. I think I was 25. I was about four and I was at a farm with, we went to a farm to feed goats. Yeah, I think mine's... And I remember it stunk and I spent the whole day doing that. I remember egg and crepe sandwiches in reception see that's what's like when you're four five yeah yeah there's a crepe and egg sandwich

but it's a food memory I remember my first kiss was in reception in like one of these tunnels with this girl I think you I think your superpower is through. Yeah. Cause I remember Roman day and he, cause he, he, he, is an egg and Crest sandwich. Roman day. Yeah. And I'd lentils in that lentils on that. We did. I remember I drew a crocodile, but he had a circle head. Fuck you know. Okay. And what was that? When was that? Last week? Yeah. It's on his fridge in the flat.

It went on the wall in Prime Steel. All right, then give us this fact you've been dying to tell us. And then we'll do it. Yeah, three weeks in the making. And then we'll finish with a Gaz Gobbles. Detective Flowers. So boys, catch your minds back to 1966. Can't do that, mate.

Inga learned, Inga learned, Inga learned. Cleve Baxter was pouring himself a nice cup of learned, Inga learned, Inga learned. Cleve Baxter was pouring himself a nice cup of coffee right? Cleve. Cleve. And essentially he had like a plant there and Cleve is like he... His name's already changed. Cleve?

Clefer? He said Cleve. Cleve. Oi up! What just happened? So Cleve is a lie detector guy. What's just happened? So Kaleve is a lie detector guy. This is back when it was just coming about lie detectors.

It was pretty like, whoa, they thought it was like certain. What's the real name from again? Kaleve Baxter. Polygraph. Polygraph, that's it. Yeah. Hi. Anyways, he's making a coffee.

Hi. Not the bloke. Hi. Hi. Polygraph, hi. Hi. So he has a plant there and he's made a coffin. He's like... Luke, slow down your talking. I wonder what happens if I hooked up the plant to the lie detector. Fuck off. That doesn't say that you've made that up. Yeah, you're chatting shit again. He didn't say that, did he? No, no, no. He has to make the coffin. He has a plant. Who thinks to put a lie detector on a fucking plant? He was just curious. He was making

the coffin in the morning. He's just like, I wonder what happens? And the plant- No, I'll tell you everything! Please! I did it! Alright, I did it! So he hooks them up and he asks the plant some questions. Fuck off, Louis.

No, he does. He's a maniac! What plant was it? The guy's a fucking maniac! So he's a mentally ill patient! This is the story! Lewis! Has he picked up like the plant's heartbeat or something?

Before that he was writing his name in shit on the wall! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Then he was asking plants if they committed crime! You're a fucking idiot! So he asked the plant like... What plant was it? Well, he asked, what are you? He can't say it's a sunflower.

What's your name? Name. What's your name? Plant. Planting the plant plant? The plant can't talk though, how's it answering? The plant says nothing. Oh, sure.

What a good fact. That's the end of the story. So it's completely... The line on the graph is just flat. And then he got sectioned because he's a fucking maniac asking plants their names. So like... Do you mind if I make love to you? Also, by the way, you wouldn't ask the plant his name, you'd say, is this your name?

Yeah, it's already he's doing the... Are you a plant? Yes or no? Yeah. Are you a plant? Yeah, you can't ask leading questions in the thing. Is Are you a plant? Yes or no? Yeah. Are you a plant? Yeah, you can't ask leading questions in the thing. Is plant your name? Is plant your name?

Yeah. You know? So the plant doesn't react. So he's like, oh, I wonder if it like responds to physical pain. So he puts a leaf in his hot coffee. Nothing happens. So he takes it out. I was like, hmm.

And he's like, maybe it's not enough. And then he thought. Sorry, is this plant still like connected to its roots and that? Yeah, I was like, hmm. And he's like, maybe it's not enough. And then he thought. Sorry, is this plant still connected to its roots and that? Yeah, yeah, hooked up in the air. So how are you dipping it? So just dip the leaf in the... Right, go on. So then he's like, that's not painful enough maybe.

So maybe if I... Cut it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, chopped it off. Answer me now, boy! Oi! So he decided to, cause normally with a human, normally with a human, if you're not getting a reaction, sorry, I want to know who's ever told this story. This mania. We're supposed to believe this. No, this is going to get crazy. So Cleve, normally with the plant, right? I mean, with the human, you need to, if they're not giving you reaction, you threaten

the human cause it'll give you a reaction. Oh Jesus Christ. It'll give you a reaction. And this is unbelievable. He's just testing things here. He's just being silly. Yeah. So he starts threatening the plant. How many drugs does he take? I'm going to fucking kill you. I'm going to smash you. I'm going to fucking smash your face in. And the plant doesn't react. So finally, the last thing he does, he thinks I'm going to set a leaf of it on fire. As he thinks that.

Awesomest. Reaction on the lie detector as he thought it. And he's like, what the fuck? Let me see what you're about. So at this point, he's like, my life has just changed's like what the fuck? Let me see what you're about. So at this point he's like my life has just changed forever. How the fuck? Because what a boy! The plant read his thoughts. Oh you are a fucking maniac mate. It's not that the polygraph was getting warm off the fucking flame. No no he didn't light it he thought about lighting. So he hadn't even lit it yet. He thought, well, the only explanation to that could be the plant read his mind.

At that point, there's many other explanations, I agree. But this is the start of his research. I can't believe it, Lewis just said at this moment he thought his life had changed forever. So he starts doing loads of other tests and testing how to provoke reactions and it would give him reactions. And it was like the plant knew him in a way. Like it's like the plant recognized that he was OK and was friendlier with him on the polygraph test.

So what he did for one big test was he basically set a timer, set the polygraph off and went outside into New York. And he just every single time something traumatizing or bad happened, he wrote it down and with the time, and he came back and compared the time anything traumatizing happened with the reactions on the polygraph test, and they matched up bar for fucking bar. Somehow the plant knew when he was going through distress

despite not being in the same room. Wow. Psychic plant. Yeah, right, but I don't know if this is true. It is true. Tom. What do you mean you don't know if this is true. It is true. Tom What do you mean? You don't know if this is true Where have you got this from? My book. What book? By the way, my book which has delivered complete facts so far. Jesus

Right in the yellow submarine. Oh my, it's that book. Yeah, you're a fucking idiot. Carry on. It's true and also additional research I do Anyways, he's become mates with a plant and he's like, so what did he do? He brought his mate Bob in, right? And played like good cop, bad cop with the plant, with a different plant that wasn't the original one to see if like maybe that's a special plant.

Yeah. And start being good cop, bad cop. So one would be really nice to plant and the other one would like threaten him and be like, I'm gonna beat your fucking head in. Essentially it would give different reactions when each one went in the room where it would be like, you know, one's a danger to it and no one's friendly. And it wouldn't give any reaction when it was a danger.

Surely, surely if they're only pretending to be good cop, bad cop, they're actually they're not thinking that they're actually going to beat the plan up. Yeah. And surely the plan would recognize that they're. No, they do. They do little things like you probably set it on fire a bit and like she's torturing the plant. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

The science is disgusting business at the end there. Anyways, so the thing is he is just a polygraph tester. So he's like, I'll get an actual scientist in. Yeah. So it brings this scientist in. Oh yeah. Let's actually get a real expert in. To see if the plant reads my mind.

So he has all this data and he's like, look, I'll prove it to you right now. Start asking the questions. Zero reactions. Oh my God. What's the scientist there? Doing all this stuff and not having a work. And the scientist is like, what the fuck's going on? He's like, what do you do for?

Oh, to be fair, there's a similar story. And there was a guy with the toys who they'd only come alive when he left the room. And he was like, I swear to God they do. So anyway, he's like, what, what, what do you do? Like industry plant. He's like, what do you do for you? Like day to day work is on, you know, mainly do this and that, you know, we grind up, make up stories, we grind up a lot of plants in the lab and we do this. And he's like, sorry, he's a fucking weed dealer. And he's like, what do you mean growing plants? So in the job is that like

a botanist. So they're doing lots of stuff with flowers and plants, like normally destroying them and putting them up high. So he's like, obviously the plant's not reacting to this scientist. She's a plant murderer. No, no, no. Surely the plant would react to the murder. No, no, no. They go dead. They go, they don't give any reaction. They play dead. You can't believe this. It's all data. Go on, go on. Anyways, Baxter had an amazing idea, essentially.

So he bought 20 plants, okay? And his idea was that you would train these plants to react to good and bad things. And you would essentially train them to be police officers. Oh my. Oh. Oh. That's true. So what you do is, so say every office, train them to be police officers.

So what you do is every office, have a look at this room. What have we got in this set right now? We've got a plant. If a murder went off and there's no cameras, there's a plant there. And all we'd have to do, all you'd have to do in theory is bring us four into a room and one by one and see which one the plant reacts differently to.

And then you know. Yeah, if it was real though. And then you know which ones not. No, it makes sense. If it. How would the plant know? Because if it's showing reactions to bad people. How would the plant know?

Because it would be in the room. What did he see it with? Yeah. They've got evidence that when it's a bad person, it shows different reactions. Define a bad person. Murderers. Oh, he's done you there. That's a bad person, it shows different reactions. Define a bad person murderers Bad reaction to you Why would a plant know what a bad person he has no conscious thoughts people who would Understands that it does this is what the scientists reveal Doesn't no conscious thoughts. People who attack people, it understands that. It does. This is what the scientists reveal.

A plant doesn't have conscious thoughts. You're a fucking idiot if you think that. On a level though, a plant, right, gives off the thing that we need to live. Yes. Well, that's the digit. And by the way, plants do communicate. And take away the thing that kills us.

And Tommy, don't be nice. Plants do actually communicate in their own way. They don't talk like us. They don't think like us. But they have a way of communicating with each other. Hence how they travel towards the sun. That's hence why they work in the roots. I'm not denying that. They have a form of communication.

So this is just testing the reaches of power. Just because you can communicate doesn't mean you know if someone's murdered someone. Yeah. It's not going to say he's a murderer. It just knows he did something bad. A lot of the world is actually a lot of like modern technology and road systems and everything are based off plants and their roots Yeah, very good. All right, and then so so you're telling me that There are people in the world who've never done a bad thing. So surely it would just react to everyone

Yeah, she's got a point not in the presence of the plant her eyes. That's No, but you said that she's a murder has to So the murder has to occur in front of the plant. You said the plant didn't react to her because she's a plant murderer in a different room. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Oh! So what do you want to mention?

I'm just repeating Clive's. Oh, fuck off! Who's Clive? He's the... He's Clive! Oh, shit. It's Clive. It's Clive.

Anyways, so he starts working on this idea, whatever, but he's still continuing with his day job as a polygraph tester. And suddenly there was this like murder in New Jersey. Oh yeah, and the plant went, he did it. And like, he's pointing out that way. There was, and basically a man had been found dead. It was in the factory, no witnesses, no cameras and a lie detector, you know, that was needed. So the brawler man, and he was like, right, can you get this guy a lie detector? The plant's not shaking. So no, no, no, he's doing a lie detector with like the suspect of like, he was needed. So they brought him in and he was like, right, can you get this guy a lie detector? The plant starts shaking.

So no, no, no, he's doing a lie detector with like the suspect of like, he was doing that. Oh, that's a lie detector. Oh yeah, I get it now. Well, that's what he was, that's what he was meant to do. Yeah, that's a joke. That's what the police brought him in to do. Yeah. He goes into the interrogation room.

So he walks into the interrogation room. He's just filled with plants. Pots of plants everywhere. He goes into the interrogation room. So he walks into the interrogation room. He's just filled with plants. He walks, pots of plants everywhere. And the guy's like, you've been fucking weird. He walks into the interrogation room. The police are like, right, should we bring in suspect one? He's like, hold on a second. I got someone. He brings in a plant.

So basically, this plant was present in the factory. It's got two googly eyes. Sorry, what factory has a plant in it? It must have been like the office bit. Fuck off, Lewis. There's always an office plant, come on. There's always an office plant. It's not, he said it's a factory.

Factories don't have plants. They have offices and canteeners and food places, all sorts. Fuck, mate, I don't believe it. What's the, she wasn't in the factory then? She was in the office, she was in the office, not the factory. So he just, so he walked. I just got this image of this crime scene room

where the suspect sat here and the guy's going, did you do it? And he looked at the flat with two googly eyes. And he just. Oh, it's like, it's like a big plant pot. And he's actually just a human with a bush on him. He's a bad person.

A bad man. So he walks back to all the actual suspects. There's definitely a comedy sketch in this. I think this is an actual show. I think he's found a show. Is this the plot to a show? And he sits down, talks to the plant, hooks him up. See, that just wouldn't happen. I essentially briefed the plan.

It's like, and the police officers are watching like, yeah, they wouldn't let him continue. They say this guy's a fucking maniac. Get him out. They work them loads and like he's like, well, he's the expert. He's expert. So anyways, so come on Cleve, you're taking a long while now. He briefs the plant and then the plant sits there. Do you know when you have like the suspect room when they walk in?

He didn't brief the plant, stop making things up. He didn't brief the plant. He briefed him. He's like right, there's a murder here. Shhh, shhh, carry on, cause you're annoying me. Carry on. There was a murder last night in the, I'm not sure. No, but you said, you said the plant wouldn't know what the person's done. He wouldn't need to be briefed. By definition, you said the plant wouldn't know what the person's doing. He wouldn't need to be briefed.

By definition you said the plant knows. The plant just knows if he's a bad person or not. He wouldn't have to say this guy's a suspect for murder. The plant would just know he's a murderer. Yeah, the plant would go, woo, murderer. It was more like, don't worry, don't stress out, it's fine. What do you mean? No, he didn't.

Stop doing that. Get to the bit, wait an alien. It's like, calm down. Calm down. It's fine. What do you mean? No, he didn't. Stop doing that. Get to the bit waiting, Ailin. Like, calm down. Calm down. Anyway, so do you know when you have like that window where you can't see through from the suspect room?

So he's like, he's on the other side of the mirror, the plant looking through. No, he's not. No, he's not. Wait, they've lined up the suspect. And the plant's watching. An ID parade. So the plant's watching through the thing.

He's still with his googly eyes on. Police officer's next to him looking in, and they bring in one person. How do they know which is the front of the plant? Smoking a pipe. How do they know the front of the plant? He's like got all 360 vision. Why there's such good police officers?

Detective plant. Detective flowers. Oh my god the protective flowers That's who you talk like the detective flowers the plant yet because they bring in suspect one. Oh my god They're like looking at the plants looking back. Sorry Expecting fun to do Yeah, but like no reaction It didn't shake his head then did it? So he's hooked up to the polygraph at this point? Yeah, but like no reaction.

So it's like, okay, there he goes. Second suspect in. Hans like... I don't know. Anyways, final guy comes in. Well no, you said no reaction. Final guy comes in, he's got like a scar on his face. Oh, of course he has! Looks a bit suspicious. With a severed head in his hand. I think it

might be him. This is like the police has made suspect as well. So they're like, this is our guy. We know this, this one. So they're, they're leading. Yeah. Yeah. But the plan is it's not, it's no longer unbiased, but the plan sticks to his guns. He's like, no It gives no language It does no reaction to none of them. Oh So the plan doesn't even do anything So they're like get this guy out he's a fucking idiot right kick out the plant I came out. Yeah, get the plan out for all point away. Get him out. Anyways, he's like shit Anyways, the murder gets solved.

Turns out the murderer wasn't someone who worked in the factory, so therefore he was never brought before the plant. So the plant actually saved someone from getting wrongfully committed to a crime that he didn't do. Oh my god. Detective Flowers stuck to his guns

when the police were trying to coerce him into their suspect. And it turns out the police were wrong and the flower was right. Hang on a sec. So by some fucking maniac, who obviously a plant doesn't do that. So the fact that it didn't work, so it was never going to work. No, it did work because he was right. It wasn't any of them.

Yeah but it could never do it. Oh my fucking god, I could say that. I'm gonna bring this bowl in with me, and I'm gonna question people who aren't guilty, and when he doesn't react, oh fucking I told you, I told you, the bowl knew, the bowl knew. They thought he was guilty. So? So explain that. Oh my god.

There's nothing. He was right. There's nothing to explain, what the you want about it is a flower plant Yeah, yeah top of a plant the place Look, no, please with all the experience and all the expertise you said he was just suspect So they suspected they didn't know they were they were pretty sure this was the final seal in the coffin It's dr. Flowers like multiple Flowers was it?

Detective. Detective Flowers. Yeah, he's an idiot for that one. It's not Doctor. Dr. Flowers. Wait, is Detective Flowers like the same- Stop making a mockery of this. Sorry, so is it the same plant

or do they just replace it with a dye? Yeah, they just brought in a random plant from the factory, he said. So they replaced the plant because obviously it will dye. And obviously nowadays they still use this technique So it's really like never is yeah, it's an established method He's the interesting thing right so it was there's nothing interesting about this other than you believe it

That's the most interesting thing about these you're stupid enough to believe the inclusion of this in the case, right? The inclusion you mean about? The inclusion of Detective Flowers being involved was in the case and it was also in a published book. However, in recent years, the newer copies and new editions have it removed because it's bat shit crazy. It's the police covering up, being embarrassed that they brought in Detective Flowers and they were outsmarted by a plant. Why is he doing the hand thing? So then the plant did all the detective work to actually find out who the killer was? Or did the police do that? That's why detective flowers are so good.

He didn't even need to do it. He just knew. Yeah. It's actually true story. Can you type in Clive Baxter, please? You're fucking annoying me. That's not his name. Can you type in Cleve Baxter?

Cleve, Cleve Baxter. Please you're fucking annoyed. That's not his name. Can you type in cleave baxter? Cleave cleave baxter and the only person who's Spoke about this. There you go. Hi. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't tell us about that. Yeah, I forgot he was part of CIA It's got a big thing to miss out This is the good. This is my favorite bit when I tell them and they realize I was right I do not believe a word of this now go to the top. It was like his like biography at the top I do not believe a word of this. No, go to the top. It was like his biography at the top. Read out loud.

Best known for his experiments with plants using a polygraph instrument in the 1960s. I'm not denying. Where he claimed that plants feel pain and have extra sensory perception, which was rightly reported. Why are you smiling? Like you proved us wrong. These claims have been rejected by the scientific community. They were rejected, that's part of it. They were rejected! He died at the age of 13.

Lewis, I don't deny, this fucking maniac did these tests and maybe got reactions or whatever, and plants may have some sort of extra sensory feelings or whatever, a plant didn't solve a fucking murder case. He didn't solve it, he just stopped someone getting wrongfully committed. He didn't stop shit because they found out who the killer was. Because of Detective Flowers. No they didn't.

Do you not think if this was a real thing we'd have plants in Line of Duty and stuff like that? Me and Detective Flowers obviously it's like- So why don't they use plants? I don't know what his real name is Detective Flowers by the way but see if it comes up. Well you made up the name. Well I just thought it was a catchier name. So why don't they use plants? I don't know his real name is Detective Flowers by the way, but see if it comes up. Well you made up the name. Well I just thought it was a catchier name.

Oh you- Talked to plants and they talked facts. I didn't know it was a specific plant. No there was a specific plant, I just called him Detective Flowers. He didn't actually say Detective Flowers. You're an idiot. Yeah it's actually- He- these guys mentally inside and you're an idiot.

It's an amazing fact, it's an amazing fact. It's not a fact. How is it not a fact? Detective Flowers saved someone. Well I tell you why it's not a fact how's it not a fact detective followers save someone why tell you why it's not a fact because you've just admitted to making up the name well I can call him plant but I feel like detective the name doesn't bother me it's the fact you believe there he is with the flower I don't deny he did all this detective plant oh detective Baxter had just watered the office dracana. I

Don't deny any of I'm vehemently denying the fact that he was a plant was bought in to solve a murder case They did I promise I promise you Tom I actually promise fuck you. I'm actually I actually promised like he was brought in right should we cheer ourselves up We go we do that next week Whatever yeah, because we got quite a long time I got You turn up an hour late, and then you want to leave early as well. Yeah, I do have a confession to my own Last gas goggles you actually won

What the fuck's going on? I knew it. I knew his reaction was fucking weird! Why would you do that to us? I knew his reaction was weird! So what was it again? The one we said about the squirrels? That was fake? Yeah. Wait, what was it again? The squirrels? What was the squirrel one? The citizens? Yeah, the citizens were fake.

Why would you do that? You've just now thrown the entire series under the bus. You get the win? You couldn't admit it in the time, could you? No, you got it too fast. And then you were going like so obvious. I thought, oh, I'll show them. By lying. Yeah.

By letting them wait a day. Yeah. Aw. So you won that one. The integrity of the whole quiz is out the window now. No, it's not. Do you know what's funny? People from last week will have been trying to search these.

They're like, where is this? And we are done so goodbye yeah like this right we do guys gobbles next week Sorry guys, we need 50k guys loose to bring his jam Yeah, let me do it cuz he's gotta go somewhere five kill eggs. I don't know how many we normally get like three care So we can get five five k like At the start. Yeah, five k likes and Lewis will bring his journal in. Six. Five. That should go in like the coming segment.

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