Back Side - Rating Conor McGregor's D**k Pic, Ranking The Best Summer Beers and Tom Goes WILD At Oasis!

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Go on, then you encountered some fans. Yeah, there's one weird one and one where I felt bad. Where was this?

You just said where! Where you were! What happened to this? Oh yeah this is the first one back. Is it a work related incident? Yes. I think you have a claim. I think I might bring it up. And if you've hurt yourself in a working... Just stop. Let's do a tier list. So our top five points to drink in the summer are... Our top 5 points to drink in the summer are... Oi, while we're waiting for them freaks, have you seen the fucking McGregors? Yeah, I've seen it because you sent it to me. I thought it was AI though. You were impressively quick on that news. That, but, no, I could get it done for that, so I didn't send it anyway. Oh, okay, yeah.

Can you get it done for that? I dunno. No, because he gets done, because he sent it unsolicited. So then at that point surely it's fair game. If I send you a picture of my knob without you. Yeah, that's true. Actually. Then you can do what you want with it is the rule. Yeah, mate. Can we appreciate this? What the contraption of his knob, right with the weight. Why has he got that just like laying around? He's got a bit of a hog. It's a bit bendy Wendy. Yeah I reckon. Why don't Ben like that? It's fucking, it was his birthday as well he got leaked. So let's get the screen

Why is he sending news to Azilia Banks? Let's get the screen right. He's fucking crackers isn't he? She posted a tweet saying how you gonna send a bitch some crooked dick pics that threaten her not to tell at notorious MMA? Word I definitely can't say. Do you know who the fuck I am? This is Haram. And there's the pictures of him with his fucking cock out saying, don't be a rat because all rats get caught. Putting a white on it is crazy. Do you know what's mental though? When you go to the old Conor McGregor clips right where he's so zoned in chasing a tank and he's like, he's speaking really eloquently and he's focused and he's like, yeah, and

now you've found, if he, Conor saw this Conor. He became the Conor, he became the person he used to hate. It's, it's, it is a mental depiction of how much I feel like if you got loads of money, you would go down the Conor McGregor route. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't stop fucking doing that. You've done that, mate. Also he's got a wife and kids, like what are a wife and kids. What I think I think it's obvious that he obviously just let you know Yeah, they're just like they decided right you can shag about yeah, cuz he probably sat down like look

I never expected to be this rich now everyone wants to shag me. Do nothing is the dawn actually Yeah, he only he actually gets rejected a lot Yeah, it's always with our four out of tens thing, if he's going that rogue to send it to her, he must be... He's doing it to everyone, I think. He's dishing our dick pics ever. What do you think his reaction was? Come on now, just keep your cock away and get back fighting, bro.

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Fred West. Angel's Williams. Correct. It's always that. So, um, Lou, why are you wearing different socks, brother? This is to stop blood clots and this is for vibes. What happened to this? Oh, yeah, this is the first one back.

Hi guys, I lived. That was the correct, though. You knew that was blood clot sock, right? No, I'm just wondering why it wore the Pumas. Yeah, yeah, you knew that. He's the surgery maestro. Obviously, you must have known that. I didn't know why I was wearing that, though.

Guys, I survived. No? Oh, I was wearing that though. Guys I survived! No? Are you serious? Are we happy that I survived? No one cares Lewis, carry on through. No, Lewis, I want to know about your depression. Let's not start on that. Change the lighting.

Change the lighting. No, no, no. I want to know why you haven't done it yet. I could do. No, no, he's done his surgery. This don't work anymore. Oh no. You know what I mean.

Oh, it doesn't work anymore. Oh no. You know what I mean. Oh, it doesn't work. Deep side lice. So obviously, Lewis, you mangled your knee a few months ago. That's not true. It was at least two years ago. He re-mangled your knee a few months ago. He had no meniscus for higher up.

Can we not celebrate? Look, I survived. I survived surgery. Oh! Good to see you. I survived. Everyone thought I was Arthur TV actually last week and I had brain surgery.

You said you survived and then the lights just cut. So Lewis, let's cast our minds back to when you did thou knee. It was actually in a fellow studios versus Chris MD office football five side match. And did they have insurance for any work employees? No. Oh, so you can sue them. Yeah.

I don't think it was a work related incident. It literally happened 15 seconds. It's the most- Is it a work related incident? Yes. Is it? I can't- I don't know.

It was a work outing, wasn't it? It was a work outing, yeah. Just because you're with your work frame. No, no, it was a work- No, it was in work hours. It was in work hours. I'm not sure that would- I think you have a claim.

I think I might bring up- And if you've hurt yourself in a injury, you know, working lawyer. Stop, just stop. Not exactly the thing. Can I tell you, it was the most feeble way someone's ever like injured their ACL. The ball kicks off, I run over to the person who gets the ball, fall over, do me an ACL. I didn't even like touch the ball. I think you've had a condition long standing before that.

No, that was my good knee. It was always my right. Also, to be honest, if I had to put a bet on how you would do your ACL, that would be exactly how I would. Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm Tom Gerrits. So if I did my ACL, it'd be like really cool. And if he had a cool injury, he snapped his fucking arm in half. From Theo Baker? You did actually. That's a lot cooler than what mine was.

He's really strong. That's cool. He's an iron man. You fell over some grass. No, but like, yeah. So you got tackled by a lady bird. Was this pre-premier pro game or not? Cause you f**ked it up. That was my right knee. Yeah. Oh, so you've really you've never really had a problem. The thing is though, Elliot Hackney wasn't really going all after that as well when I had no ACL. When he used to play football with I'm Alex. He smashes glasses.

You remember that? You did your ACL and your meniscus and so you go in, you have your surgery, you get told off for filming. Can I, oh, try to film your surgery? Don't talk to me like that mate, I'm fucking operating on your knee, put the camera away. How much were you trying to film? Nah, I was just like filming in the hospital room and that. No, this is the thing right, so we go in, the hospital room, it's all like actually

very nice. Desperate people to see that footage, by the way. Done really well. Please subscribe to this one. One of my favorite vlogs I've ever watched. I actually have, you know. Thanks, one. He's on hater energy right now.

I know. Does that need to be filmed? Well, it's my life. He, by the way. Not even that's to be drinking. This guy didn't just go to hospital. He went to the hospital. Put on by you. The likes of Ronaldo, you know messy

Ibrahimovic they all go there. We're too far. Don't feel like that is correct. It was me I've had it's such a nice room and I was like this is give me a shit a room and let me pay less because the Hospital room was nine grand. What did they say? No pay them and the rest of the rest He'd probably already paid Breakdowns overall cuz I'm like I spent all my money on this. So it's 11,500 quid for everything involved. 9,500 quid of it is all the hospital room. Wait, so the actual surgery is 2 grand?

1,500. How mental is that? The surgery's not that much, it's a lot. So the surgeon walks away with one and a half K. And the hospital gets almost 10 K It's a hotel Yeah, pretty much Nine, nine, nine

So yeah It's 24 hour care isn't it You should have just stayed in like the fucking Ritz It would have been cheaper, genuinely that's why I was supposed to stay overnight They couldn't operate on you neither, that's just a hotel Or they have nurses looking at you Yeah, are you not paying for like the nurses and like the sick bowls and all that Ten grand

Ten grand. Ten grand. Nine. Plastic cup! No, before people think I'm rich, that's just all my misfits money from the Fire and Night bonus, so it's pretty much gone now. But why did you end up in chess because of the year-long wait? Yeah, my logic was, and I'm curious what you think.

Oh, here we go, yeah. I'm curious what you think, right? These baskets have some logic. I was thinking, right, I either wait a year, or then another year on physio. Then by that time I'm like 29, misfits is bust. How old are you? 27, I forgot.

On my birthday, on the morning of my birthday, I sat there, shit myself, I didn't know if I was 27 or 28. And I had to ask Charlie. Something just out loud. I also forget, because I can't work out the years and how old they are. So just not, you know how old I am. When were you born?

You don't really count. No, no, no. I don't have to count how old I am. What year were you born? What year were you born? 1998, right? So you're 27 now. No, sorry, I don't have to, no, no.

No, no, no. No, you are begging me. Everyone knows that they're eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have to count the years. No one goes over one, two, three, four. Everyone knows I'm out there. I don't actually know the months of the year.

I'm actually six, five tallies and plus one. I lose track, I swear down. I'm not even sure. What do you mean lose track? I don't go from a day to day life thinking I'm 27. It's a yearly thing. It's not every day to day life thinking I'm 27. It's a yearly thing. It's not every day.

Yes, I only think about it once a year. I only think about it once a year. You only think about how old you are once a year. Yes, whenever do I have to think about how old I am. You've already thought about it twice this year alone. Because you thought about it on your birthday because you had Charlie and now you thought about it again today. By the way, why would I lie about it?

It just was a thing where I was like, am I 27? It's a weird lie mate. It's the craziest thing in the world. It's not something you'd lie about. It is. That's what a five year old says. Anyway. I don't know how old I am. I'm so greasy.

You see your knee as an investment. Yeah, because I was like, oh, I can spend all my money and just be able to enjoy my life again and then maybe fight again. And then I could invite it. I could make money back. So it's technically an investment. I will go well.

How good the food was that you were served then. Oh, man, I'm so human about this. Fuck me. So I've never had surgery for so I was a bit like I thought I was going to wake up and be like, oh, like, you know, those dental videos. The mouth. You know, the dentist videos where they're all like, mental and shit? I thought it was going to be like that, so I ordered tomatoes with... How much drugs do you think you can take?

The problem is, the problem is you were under general anesthetic, right? You were under general. Whereas they're under local. General G. Dentistry is usually under local anesthetic, so it's still in their system when they're like... Oh, I thought General G would be like a bit more... What? No, they're not put under, are they? If it's dentistry. I know, but I thought the more, if you're put under, that means you're... Very tired, very sleepy.

Yeah, you're basically sedated. You are a bit out of it though, like you probably were conscious that you don't remember it. Yeah, so I woke up and I felt fine, but like the food I ordered, I ordered a fucking tomato soup and Caesar salad because I was, I ordered a fucking tomato soup and Caesar salad. Cause I was scared of all the other things. Death Row me and he's gone, this is the end boys. Let me get what I always wanted. Why are you talking about tomato soup?

Your favourite thing ever. That was good. The tomato soup was fucking beast mode. Was it Heinz? Oh man, I was there just off me face. Was it Heinz? Was it Heinz? Yeah, it was Heinz.

Yeah, I could tell. Wow. I guarantee it was not. Like you're going under, you're going under, and like the guy, the surgeon's giving you like a bit of foreplay at all because he's luring you down. He's like... Isn't it the anesthesia? Yeah, him. Anesthesia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it anis... Anis... Anis... Thesiology? He's the one who sang, um, Left Outside Alone. Anastasia!

Were you trying to stay awake? I was sort of shitting myself because I was like, I might not wake back up. What did he say to you out of interest? He was talking about how his daughter's boyfriend's called Lewis. I'm not. It's not fucking recorded. Nobody wants to see this. Right, get down now.

I still have my glasses on. You have your glasses? Yeah. Fucking recorded! Nobody wants to see this! Right, get down now! See you later, beastman! I still have my glasses on. You have your glasses? Yeah. He was saying how his bo- Not his boyfriend, his daughter's boyfriend was called Lewis, but how I'm not Lewis,

I'm not his Lewis. Corby, she's riveting for the listeners. And I was- No, the thing, I'm sat listening to this, I'm like, I know you're just chatting shit because you about put me out. And then he was like, on about the place that's called Lewis, but it's spelled differently. That's where I went to college. Well, you would have had a lot in common with them. Isn't that called Looz though?

That's what he said. He said, actually that's pronounced Looz. Sorry, what? L-E-W-E-S, it's called Looz College, isn't it? I don't know. What is it called? It was a question Theo. Yeah, yeah.

What is it called? Come fucking a question Theo. Yeah, yeah. What is it called? Come fucking in. Do you know what happened? It's like everything gets like motion blurs. I will say. And then you're out. You know you're out.

You know from like thing going on. I didn't do that. Yeah, you probably had it intravenous. You went injection. You did not have the front thing as well. I feel like I had both. No. Well, they might have put it on afterwards.

I just got, I just felt a little prick. Really? I just had a little prick and then everything went. It depends what kind of anesthetic. You've got the intravenous. What's it, the cali... Cali-nular. Cali-nularin.

The thing is though, they realised like I'm kind of badass so there's a lot of different stuff they did like... They put it in everywhere. He had loads of... They had his straps in his thick places. He's like, we can't put him out, he's going, beast mode! Beast mode! You can't put him out! So I had a picture of the gorilla when he's strapped down.

Have you not seen the Steve-O video? It's one of the challenges, like how long can I stay awake under general anesthetic? No. I think he did like three minutes. That's quite impressive. I did like six seconds. Yeah. They usually get, well sometimes they can't.

I can't remember. Three minutes. It's like seven. He's like this. That's coca. He's forcing the liquid back the other way. So good, you've got to watch it. Watch it now. Then you just, I just woke up and you're just in like in a different room and I remember

just, I don't know what I was doing. I'm not going to keep you on the fucking surf. My arse hurt. Now between you and me. I woke up naked on a slate being like. I mean it's the same boxer from Sainsbury's walked in. I just remember being there like. My house turned. Now between us then. He came naked on a slate being like, whoa. He's the same boxer from Sainsbury's, walked in. I just remember being there like, ah.

Call of duty black ops mate. Mason. But he gave me like four lots of morphine afterwards. And then the last one was like, I'm not going to lie. It didn't actually hurt that much. I just wanted to try out morphine. So I was like, ugh, like trying to get a bit more. Ugh, why morphine? Yeah. And he was like, he came back over and he's like, right, this is the, this is like the Mike Tyson one is what he

said. Oh, come on. And I was like, yes, but it just, it wasn't, it's all right. It's no, it's not more. I am actually kind of my mentally. I have like beers regularly. So it's not really like, I don't understand what you're trying to tell us. I don't get the point of the story. I'm just talking about getting drugs. Have you ever done like gas there? No, I don't like that. I don't like getting dizzy and I don't want to die. No, we're not on about balloons. Oh my God. You have it in the hospital. What about balloons? What people go for? It was a green pen. You had the green pen. If he's on about What, you're not balloons? What, people go for labour? It was a green pen. You had the green pen.

If you'd done about balloons, you would've said balloons, wouldn't they? He always says things a bit funny though. Oh yeah, true. You've had the green pen. That's wild. The green pen's pretty good. I would have loved that. What is it? It's like gas and air times a hundred.

Yeah, but what's the actual thing you're inhaling? It can't just be gas and air. Yeah, gas and more air. More gas. More gas and more air. But what's the gas? More gas and more air. What nose? So how's your rehab going?

What are you doing now? Wait, hang on a sec. You're still in the North? Oh, yeah, I was getting shouted at by a nurse. Cause you can film in a fucking- No, no, no, right. So I came into the room, Charlie's there, and like, cause I'm a content creator, I was like-

I was out in my face and I was like, film, film. Oh my God. I was put it- I just wanted to know, and I got to just to put it down, cause I knew I needed a B-roll, and I was like, I got to. Oh my God. I just wanted to know, I just wanted to put it down cause I knew I needed the B-roll and I was like, I got to put it down on like the table. You knew I needed B-roll?

Yeah man. Oh, you lying in bed. Yeah, I did, I knew I needed B-roll. I will say, I woke up and I'm like, please, someone film me coming out. I needed the, I just wanted the camera there and I was like, I'll just capture everything. And then I've just got got I don't have to think

that your vlog was brilliant but I could tell you were acting a little bit. Oh I feel like I didn't even do anything on it I thought I was quite disappointed that I wasn't fucked. Get the b-roll. How silly can I act right here? So the nurse comes in and she goes all the fucking freaks got his camera out of him. But bearing in mind right, I've just had the Mike Tyson morphine. You obviously don't have your specs on it. I've got no specs. I've had the Mike Tyson morphine. I've just had surgery and like she sees like the camera.

The nurse comes back and he can't see anything. He's like a zombie. Did they strap you down? I bet you're a household name in that hospital now, man. Did they strap you down? I bet you're a household name in that hospital now, man. You reckon? Yeah, I bet so. Lewis, the freaks... The fucking freaks gone, the freaks leaving.

I didn't tell them I was leaving when I went and like the nurse came running after me. She was like, oh my. Be run, man, they need some be run. Zombie blogger. Running out with your IV drip. I'm busting out of here. I've just beat my Tyson. Surely Charlie's there sitting there like,

what the fuck's going on? Yeah, probably like, probably. Oh yeah, cool. That's just a daily. So why'd you throw up then? Oh, cause I was class. I was like. Right?

No. I mean. What? I can't, why does that make any sense? I literally be like, no was feeling class. I mean, I was feeling class and I was like, right, I'm going to go, I was supposed to stay over, but no one knew in the hospital how much it was to stay over. And I was like, well, that's obviously not good if it costs nine grand for this. Only another nine grand. Yeah. So I was like, well, I, so they were like, are you sure you didn't pay

for like the, no, you could have stayed. It wouldn't have cost extra. Nah, nah, I couldn't pay for a single, because I was asking and then I was like, so you're planning on keeping me and they're like, yeah. I'm like, so how much is it? And they're like, dunno. I was like, well, I don't really want to stay then. And so I went to get up to the toilet and try and get myself going.

I was instantly filled like five fucking. I just grabbed the ball. The ball. The nurse came running. I was like, I'm going to be sick. The nurse runs out, runs back in with like four balls. The first ball I'm in, I put my face in, I'm so sick in it that it fills up so quick. I actually swill myself. How big is the ball?

It goes up my nose. I start drinking it. No, no, no, no. Like it's it's like it fills up so quick. actually swill myself. How big's the bowl? It goes up me nose. You start drinking it up. No, no, no, no, like it's like it fills up so quick it goes up me nose. Look are they the... Yeah I understand what you're telling me. I don't know why I needed it three times. Hard bowl and bowl. Yeah.

Hard bowl and bowl. You know they're also for peeing in. What a pointless addition to the story. No like obviously like did you go for a wee? Yeah. Oh. I had to pee. Oh, mate, it was hard. But a lot of people can't get out of bed, so they have to wee in the bowl.

I think he's on about a different thing. No, the pissing was like, like, PTSD to like fucking the box a night where I had to piss in front of the Vardar lad with me trousers down, because this time I was in front of the nurse. How are you getting out? Why were you pissing in front of the- Was she just outside the door listening. Is it a crush? Are they holding you? You have to make sure you can piss. Who's helping you to the toilet at that point?

You can't walk. No I could. I was just on crutches. Oh okay. You just walked. Okay. I was walking so. Maybe she wants, maybe she's fancy Joe. But yeah, I was, I filled four fucking balls, squeezed out a piss, but I couldn't piss standing up. So I had to sit down. Um. Oh, it's nice that though, isn't it? Sometimes it's just little. Yeah. Just, I couldn't piss standing up. So I had to sit down. Always nice that though, isn't it? Sometimes it's just. Yeah, just I couldn't piss the first couple of times. And Charlie's got like, Charlie's a bit over it at this point.

And she's got work in the morning. She's like, oh, it's over you. You mean. Yeah. See, I was just fucking sick tons. How did you get check out then? What was the process? Well, the nurse knew I was leaving, but then she went.

I don't know if she won. So I was just like, right, well, let's just go on and start walking. I want you to talk him for the credit card machine. Come back and stay free. I'll stay running back and say bye. I'll say, well, she just left. Well, I don't know. She was.

I've never done this before. I was like, well, let's just go then. You need to stop kicking. Did you, did you remember everything? No, I've left all my clothes. I know. You actually did just do a runner. By the way, everything you had in the home.

Why don't you? I'm actually quite few mothers because I rang them up. Was I, you got me clothes and physical sheet. They're like, no, I was like, well, it's there. And then when you come back in, they're going to charge you to pick it up. Are you sure though? Yeah. How do you get a black cab? I, yeah. I was, I got home. As soon as I go home was sick again, but it was like a paste. It was like toothpaste. Yeah, like sick version of two.

It was like, oh, man, because it was coming out and it would come out in a clump and it was just be there. I'll have to. I was a big clump of baby. It was like there's no liquid left in me. Yeah. He's the thing for you right now. How's the how's the whole rehab process going?

You got the best rehab people in the game? Yeah. It's pretty, honestly, I like, and this doesn't need me trying to be badass. It's not that bad, really. Just fucking annoying. Cut, cut, cut to you in three months. I know this thing. I just think I'm beast mode.

Like I didn't take me painkillers cause I'm just beast mode. Doesn't it? You do need to. Aren't you supposed to take the medication afterwards for them? Doesn't it? You do need to pop your head again. Aren't you supposed to take the medication afterwards for them? Doesn't it? Right. Okay. But aren't you, for the information. This is the thing, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be with me on this. Charlie won't let me take the, the hardcore medication to give cause it's like heroin. It's like the opioid, what's that? The opioid crisis. Yeah. But I want to give it a go on, feel the buzz. Yeah. But she says I'll be addicted.

Probably just diazepam. You don't really feel it. No, it's not. No, it's genuinely the drug that started the opioid crisis in America. We prescribe it here for some reason. Oh. It's got heroin in it. Have they recommended for you to take it? They give me it. And you're not taking it? No, I'm not taking it.

It's still on the black market. It doesn't hurt that bad. It's all right. You do need to be careful. I see you like running around at the moment and all it takes is one little sideways movement. For you, baby. I'm beast mode. Oh, you're an idiot. takes is one little like sideways movement. For you, baby, I'm beast mode. Oh, you're an idiot.

He is right. You better not redo it. Why? Who gives a fuck? This one I used to say to you. That's what this show's for, funding the next one. Yeah, true. So how are you coping now with obviously the post-surgery depression? Oh yeah, it hit me life. I don't know why. I'm questioning why I even here. I, why am I? I'm in my flat. Why the fuck am I even here? Existentially? You're talking about on this show? No, I like the show. Well,

what pitch? So really is existential. So you have to be here. You're on the flight. You're on the grind. I know, but then I do that. And then I do that. I don't like I'm now I'm just sort of just sort of sat there Wow Books to read I'm getting you loads of books. Yeah, I'll be you don't read though. You listen to them on audio I don't I read my order my um Kindle hmm Why are you trying to put me down? I'm not I'm'm just saying you're a famous audiobook listener. Yeah, I was. Famous, yeah.

Well, famous audiobook listener. No, no, I was. Go on, alright. No, I'm an avid reader. Alright, well I believe you then. Fair enough. You think you're better than me because you read more books? Nope.

Huh. Huh. Look at that. Just seems like they're deflecting there. But, yeah, come back. Do you want to see my Kindle? No, I'm actually not, no. Well, carry on.

But tapped up Mams come back fight next next year. Newcastle against. Guys, Bado. I don't know. To be fair, you are joking that you didn't even have an end to that. I think if I was to choose, it will be somewhere. It will be next year, like in Newcastle. Yeah, I'd like I'd like like Bevo, but he's a little pussy and just... He had the choice of misfits or only fans for his money, and he chose only fans.

So it's like, he's not going to come back. You were pretty much the headline in that misfit. Yeah, headline Newcastle. Because after you ended your fight, the stadium just emptied. Mate, you'll literally be like Sam Fender when you go up there. You can't be saying that. You will be in the stadium just empty. You'll literally be like Sam Fender when you go up there You can't be seeing that Or Durham you have to do in your actual hometown not Nick Castle You know, either way you do the pitch side card either way

You're now you're now a completely changed man Louis aren't you because you want to run marathons and be a fitness influencer now. That is the problem. The surgeon said that I shouldn't ever run marathons. What surgeons know, though? Why? But essentially, they went in trying to not just repair the ACL, but also try repair the meniscus. But when he went into the knee, he basically found the meniscus

was mangled and fucked and just had to take a lot of it out, which means it mean you can't repair meniscus So it's like I shouldn't do football. I shouldn't do any impact sports. I shouldn't never do a marathon He should become a cyclist No, but then I can do it. I'm gonna be like he said I shouldn't do it Yeah, but you will need a knee replacement age 40. Yeah, I will Great times mate. Well, someone else had a great weekend around this panel Tom Garrett.

Mr. Garrett. Oh, yeah. Well, good. Well, good Saturday. Was it all you expected it to be? They were better than I thought. Really? Yeah.

They sounded amazing. They played Wonderwall? Yes, they played Wonderwall. Obviously, I'd seen the clips from Cardiff and you never know how good they'll sound in person when you hear it. And also the longer it goes on, you know, if Liam's voice will go or whatever. But my main thing about the gig was when I got the tickets, cause he hasn't sounded great the last few years, Liam has he?

Like, you know, when he did the boxing, do you remember that? And he sounded, but they reckon that was cause of the sound system or whatever. But yeah, they were amazing. Talk us through the day then. From what I've heard, he's been unreal. Yeah, that's what the sound system or whatever But yeah, they were amazing talk us through the day then Yeah No, no, no, so and but the sound system everything just they nailed it Oh, we just we got the train from all that well, I'll say we got the train from all ramps and I kind of fucked up Because we got to all ramps and I was like, Oh, it's this train. It's this train. Get on. They're like, this is the train to Bristol.

Everyone's like, Oh fucking hell. Look at the train. No, because it said platform one and I used to go to Wolverhampton station all the time and I know where platform one. Put Google maps away. I know where that is going. Oh, that is all jarring. No, I wasn't. I was like, oh no, this is probably not. Are you sure?

I was like, yeah, definitely. The sign over there says, man. Basically, it was the train behind it. Ah, okay. So I got the right platform. So we got on and we were like, God, this train's a bit empty considering a lot of people will be going up for the gig.

Where the bucket hats at? And Will's dad Mike's a bit of a stressy boy. Like he was like. And he's right to. So we had to get to Schiffnall then back. I'm just picturing everyone else on the train just seeing them in bucket hats. No, no, no. Go the wrong way.

20 minutes there, 20 minutes back. 40 minute detour. Yeah, a group of like seven people all in a way. And everyone's on the train going. 40 minute detour that. It's called the wrong way of ever. And then what made it, I'll tell you what, what was kind of a blessing, but also a shit storm.

Then when we got on the train, we were like, obviously the train's coming past and you look for like gaps, didn't you? Ram, ram, ram, one, pretty empty. We're like, there's a table there, get on. We were like, fucking, that's like a, no aircon. No aircon in that one, that's why. Is that a good trade off?

No, the only reason it was good is because the tickets we bought was obviously for the train before and the guy who come on and they were handing out waters to people on that bit as well. Cause honestly it was ridiculous. We just sat there sweating. Um, and the guy, the ticket inspector was doing my head in though. It's like, Oh, any reason why you've got this train? Like the other one said, to honest to honest mate we got on the wrong train

blah blah blah he starts giving me this ten minute spiel about how I need to get there I'm like oh mate if you're gonna just find me fine me I don't need to hear your bullshit it's about 40 degrees and he goes because of the state of this carriage I am gonna let you off this one time but next time you need to go and speak to the the manager and this and that and I was just like oh mate fucking get out my face you cunt you actually said, you actually said, don't worry about it. No, I didn't, I honestly didn't say anything. I was like, okay.

Oh, it's funny cause you can see when Tom Spears is boiling over. And I'm just like, why are you lecturing me? Like it was, we made a mistake. I've paid my money. Fuck off. But you sat there in silence. I just didn't. Yeah.

I just said okay. In those, in those situations when you're like, that's what I would have said. I'm not giving it the big and I was just sat there going, okay, leave me alone, please. Please leave me alone. In those situations, are you the individual that speaks to the ticket inspector because it's your ticket? No, I was just the first one who showed. Got you. I would have referred you to lecture someone else.

Don't worry guys, I got this. I sorted my tickets for my dad, me and my dad, and then Will sorted the tickets for everyone else. So it was just us two showing, that was all it was. Yeah, got there and then it was, yeah, the city was just fucking rammed, but the gates opened at three and we were like, we might as well just get in there

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to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. How did you find each other? The signal? We spoke earlier in the day and we were like, we're going to get there for this time. And he's like, okay, we'll do the same. And then I just sent him a photo of where we were like sat waiting. And then the previous bands, there was a brand called Kass, which I've never heard of, but Will's dad and my dad had heard of. I don't know. There's some Scouse band, but they were pretty good. Richard Ascroft was really good.

And then obviously the boys come on and they just fucking smashed it. There was, I'll tell you what though, I was spacing out a bit though, cause at one point I was like, is Pep Guardiola on the stage? Yeah, he was. That was the day that he went. No, no, no. They've got a cardboard cutout on the stage. Yeah. But when you've got, when you're like glancing between the stage

and the big screen, I was like, and obviously he had a few beers and I was like, is that Pep? They bought Pep out? He was there on the Friday right? Yeah he was there the day before. Did you see him get booed? Yeah after he, yeah. Pep, great manager. I mean fuck him. But yeah it was great, I mean there's not much really, there's not really much. What did they end on or do you not want to? They with no the setlist is well-known ended with Champagne supernova class. So the last three their own core is Don't look back in anger Wonderwall and champagne so they get an uncle so they go out and then come back Yeah, they have like a little five-minute break or ever but the way they've done it is brilliant

like they start I mean you what you lot probably know a lot of the songs but the way they've done it so they. Like they start, I mean, you won't, you lot probably won't know a lot of the songs, but the way they've done it, so like they start with hello, which is like, a lot of part of it, it's like, it's good to be back, good. It's just like a good pumper, you know what I mean? So you lot won't know it. Yeah, you won't. You won't know that song?

You don't know. Yeah. Hello, sing some of it. Hello from the other side. It's good to be back. It's good to be right. Pop it in. Good to be right. Cause that's a song. It's not, you don. It's good to be right. Good to be right. Because that's a song. It's not. You don't know it. I don't know it. I'm not gonna lie about that. Yeah, there was a few songs I wish they'd have done but

all in all I think it was perfect. Which ones? Oh would we know? You wouldn't know. Okay sorry. I'm actually a massive Oasis fan but... I love it. I love the hairstyles. Do you know Rocking Chair? Yeah. Do you know Lila? Obviously I know Lila. Sing it. Hey there, Lila, what's the night in New York City?

Lila. You don't know, do you? I do know it. I do know it. I'm not trying to patronise you. You don't know the song? No, I do know it. I know what you're all...

Hey, Lila. I don't know what the bit is. Lila. Yeah, I know that one. What you say? Lila. Hey, you all. Hey, la la. I don't know what the bit is. Star, la la, star, la la. Yeah, I know that one. What you say, la la. Yeah, I told you I fucking know it. And I feel like that would be clearly,

but let's hear something about Oasis. When we say random songs and their names, it's quite hard to actually think about what it is until you actually hear it. Then when you hear it, you say, ah, this is a song in the internet. The weird thing with Oasis, I'm not saying two, I'm saying other.

Also, we're not as cool. I'm saying other Oasis fans- It's not about being cool, I'm just saying I didn't think- I've just named Rocking J, you don't know that song, so it's not- I'm saying it's pointless me going, I wish this was on, cos you'll go, I don't know what that is. No, but this is the weird thing with Oasis fans, where it's like- I'm not saying you specifically, but like I love them-

No, we are saying- It's like you're not allowed to be like a casual Oasis fan- Who said that? No, it is- I mean, there are people mild people in line policing who's at the fucking gig. It's like, you look, you didn't get a ticket. I understand you really went and wanted to go. They wanted to go and they got one. Like you're going to have to fucking deal with it.

If you honestly, and that's another thing, everyone there, I don't know if it was just drugs, but everyone, it was so, it's such a really nice fight. Everyone's really friendly. Like, like just partying together. I mean, it's the hometown for the boys. My dad doesn't know a lot of the songs. Like I don't give a lot of the songs. I don't give a fuck.

I'm not saying he's not an Oasis fan. All I was saying is some of the songs I wish was on the set list tend to be like B-side songs that not a lot of people know. Which one hit the hardest? I'll slide away, man. Slide away is the fucking bottom. For you, or you mean for the entire crowd? Oh, for the crowd, Cigarettes and Alcohol is good, because you do the Poznan.

Ah, 80k people doing it. And then, what else? Hello's good because it's the... Sort of like a... Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah, so they're not falling over you. It looks more like a... Yeah, okay, right.

Also, just what they come out to, Fucking in the Bushes, is just like an iconic... I'm not, again, I'm not trying to pack tonight. Why are you coming to me? No, if you'd have heard once you hear that you'll know what that song is there's no lyrics to it it's um and they come out to that and it's like and they're holding each other in the air you're gonna plan on going again what do you think I haven't got any more tickets to it. I mean...

What do you reckon the best one to go to? The first one or the last one? I think Hinton Park is the best one. You want to be a Manchester starter? They kept saying, I've seen the clip of Noel on Friday when he come out and he's like, This is the one! This is the fucking one! And also they had their warm up in Cardiff and then Hinton Park. Also the weather was incredible. Everyone keeps saying, everyone thinks that Liam didn't expect to enjoy it as much as he is

What I didn't see in that is they do the whole set with no break really so like there's no long is the set two and a bit hours mad, you know, which So that's a lot obviously Liam goes on and off does he doesn't do all the songs but even the ones that like wonderful was class to be fair because obviously they're the songs No, but honestly, that's I hate that song because of that But in there joins in at that point everyone's really drunk and this yeah I am vibes and you got remember there's probably people there like with their partner who probably only know like that and don't look back Yeah, true everyone's singing. Yeah, it's everyone singing

Yeah, but yeah, it was fuck. Honestly, if you can get tickets go man. He's fucking unbelievable You can't get them out. Can you but they're not and I will say something It's not that hard to jib in There's only ever mate. I didn't get I didn't get asked for my ticket. So we're really so basically there's only one There's only one barrier of showing a ticket. That's it. But it's literally just a guy stood there. So you walk through and he go, and Will just went,

oh, I've got eight tickets here. And before they'd even checked, I'd walk through. And then all they do is just check bags or whatever, or, and then you're in. It's honestly very easy to get in for free if you want to try that. All those blokes that are getting caught climbing over the fence, they could have just walked through the main entrance.

Yeah, but the thing is you wouldn't know that because if you haven't got a ticket, you're not going to try and get through the ticket bit. Maybe I just had a lackadaisical guy. That's normally the best way because it's just human error, isn't it? It's like someone who's checked like thousands of tickets already and they're just zoning out, aren't they? They don't really, and also they probably don't give a fuck. Exactly.

In 32 degrees. It's like, well, he's just got past me. As busy as it was, it wasn't like, I'll tell you what though, getting back, finding people is a nightmare. Yeah. Honestly, you get, I'll try and get like a point of, I can remember where I was, like look at, like there was the urinal sign. I was like, I've got to be at like this angle.

And I remember going to get the beers, coming back. And I'm like, I am in the exact same position. Where the fuck is everyone? I couldn't find anyone. So I had to go out, try and ring, no service. So I just had to wank. Right. Not everyone.

No, Will's sister had to come and find me because she's got that app called- Oh, Live 360. What Free Words. Yeah, what Live 360. What, Free Words? Yeah, what, Free Words. Yeah, and it's just like direct... In festivals that's really good. Yeah.

Oh, that's a pretty smart idea. But yeah, if anyone wants to get me any free tickets for any other shows, I will definitely take them. So, hit me up because I will fucking go and see them. What were the beers that they sold at the festival? It was either Largout or Side Abbey. Any specific brand or not? Brothers, I think.

What's it called? I had a photo. Yeah, I know what Brothers Cider is. I was just wondering because... What was the Lager? Lager was... I didn't have one, so I don't know. I was on Vodka Lemonades, so I'm not sure.

I was just wondering what the beer was because... Let's do a tier list of Lagers in the Sun! Woohoo! Thought I'd segue that guy. Lager in the Sun. Okay.! I thought I'd segue that guy. Okay, right are we starting from the bottom? Well I am not gonna beat around the bush here, I've only tried about four of these so I probably can't really comment too much. Right let's start with Stella. Alright, Stella Ralf-Toir. I just never have a Stella. That's a good time.

I'll never choose it though. I'll never choose a Stella. Stella's underrated. It's not, it's nice. I just wouldn't choose it. I think I've drank. Really? Stella's good.

Just because of the connotations around a Stella. Nah, Stella's a good point. And also Stella- Yeah, but you don't have to, that's not how we're judging it. It's just about the- Stella's also really consistent. It doesn't matter.

These are beers in the sun by the way. Funny how Stella has all, its name has been sort of like tarnished. Stella's a good pint. Like it's also really consistent because it's drunk a lot. So it's constantly through the pint. Is it a type of pint that you'd have in the sun? Yeah, definitely.

There you go. Well, it's got to be higher than desperate times. I personally put proper pint, but if you say desperate times, we've got to do the job. I'm only just going off the fact that I never choose it. It's in my fridge though. It's the one that's always in my fridge. Yeah, but doesn't mean you drink it. It's always on a deal though.

We go do the job. All beers are now on a deal for like a year. Nah, Stellar's are always, in St. Sri's it's only ever Stellar's or like Carlin. Got to go test it. I don't want Carlin. Carlin's under go test it. I don't want Carlin. Carlin's underrated as well. I'm not choosing Carlin. It's like, goes down like water.

Yeah, it's really light. It's not that bad, Carlin. Not really. Yeah, so for all you listeners, we've got rather drink piss, desperate times, does the job, proper pint territory. Pint of paradise. Pint of paradise.

Pint of paradise at the top. Beautiful. Star of Promen, next. Ah! Very recently consumed by you, so this should be- Too heavy. Okay, so not for the fun. I am starting to turn on it a bit now, you know.

Do you reckon it's like a winter bit? Yeah, definitely. I would never choose it in the sun. Oh yeah, neither would I. It has the best glass though. I'd go desperate times. Desperate times. Rather drink piss is a bit unfair for,

what, quite a popular, San Miguel. San Miguel, I can't lie. This is my worst rated argument. I think San Miguel is so about hating. I think it's shit as well. Really? I don't get it. I'll put it in desperate.

You want to put rather drink piss? I personally would, yeah. It's up to you. There's never a scenario where you choose San Miguel. I think honestly, and when I've had it and I've tried it again and again,'s fucking dog all of the adverts that they have are people drinking some Miguel in the Sun Yes, I mean and also I think the thing is now It's so ingrained in my mind that it's shit. Even if I had a good one, I feel like a lot of better beers coming up I like can we yeah go rather than Pearson

Prava I want proper power. I like a Prava. They serve it at my local pub. Wait, hang on, hang on. We need to discuss it. What nation is Prava from? It's Spanish. It doesn't sound Spanish. It's Spanish. Surely it'll be fucking Czech. Czech? Is it not Prague beer?

Czech. Yeah, there you go. It's Spanish. It's Prague, right? It's like a Prague beer. Yeah, it's literally called Prague, ain't it? Yeah. I like it, it's proper pint. I can't lie, I've never had it. I've never had it, so we'll take your word for it. You know where we watched the England game?

The server at my local, I've just never chosen. What are you talking about? Big screen? Bus? Oh, do they? Server there, yeah. That's very niche. I think when I've had it, I think it's sound, yeah.

That's good. All right. So you want to put it in proper pint territory, do you it's sound. Yeah. That's good. All right. What? So you want to put in proper point territory? Do you better than a stellar? Okay. We have them out here to taste test, you know, and then we can get smashed. Love it. We're just constantly drinking beer at the moment. Mate. Why? What's this one? Pilsner, isn't it? Pilsner is a type of beer. Yeah. That's a Pilsner. What's that? Well, Pilsner Markel. I don't know what

that is. We're gonna have to take that off. No, I know. I'm never had that in my. Oh, yeah. Oh, Budva. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait, wait. What the hell is that? No, what the fuck? I don't know what that is. I'd rather drink piss. That looks awful. Yeah. That's going into. No, we can't rank. We are ranking it. We're ranking it. No, we can't leave that out. It unranked beer. Oh God. Get me right to the top. Peroni! Yeah, Peroni's good. That's one of the few I've had to try. And this one, oh lads, let me tell you, this is creeping into my...

What the fuck is that? This is a Spanish beer. What is that? Mahoo. It's creeping into my... It's so bad at my place. It's actually called a Mao. Mao.

Mahoo. It's a Mao. Mahoo. It's a Mao. Can I get a pint of Mahoo, please? Regardless, it's a five-star beer, apparently. It's actually called a Mao Mao who it's a Mao Please regardless, it's a five-star beer apparently Incredible bartender gone to me. I've got a partner my hoop leader. Is that Mao? Oh Fuck Spanish beer. Yeah, it's honestly it's creeping into my top three beers Hey what my fucking local pubs got a great selection of beers. They have that as well. It's not got Mao as well

Oh, that is impressive. There's literally only one pub for me. It's very East London, isn't it really? Oh, I'd put that at the top. Espanol, Espanol. Madrid. Does the job. I will say Madrid going down in my ex. It does the job, it's nothing to enjoy.

I was saying, I don't like the glass. It's so flimsy at the bottom, tiny knock and it's over. You need sort of more solid beer. You're like, oh, you mean, no, but isn't that just specifying on the glass? It's like a beer. It's like a madri. I'm going to get madri.

It's actually not that good. It's literally Spanish Carlin. It's brewed in fucking England. It's odd good desperate times. I've never had it. So Chrono Bird 1664 put it in pint of the paradise. One of my favourite beers. You can't knock it.

It's a light strong beer. I've only had the Blanc and that was very good. I think it's like a five and a half percent isn't it? Every time I drink it, you just get like a whee. That's a... I like the glass as well. That's a ski pint as well, right? No.

Or is it not? It's Parisian pint. I'll get it. Oh, is it not served at the top of the Alps? Probably. Depends. Probably. In French Alps. Yeah, it will be sometimes.

Heineken can go and rather drink piss. It's shit. I don't mind. I think Heineken's underrated. Think about when you have a Heineken. I think Heineken's alright. It's an England game. It's shit. It's got an awful aftertaste. We'll get Budweiser and Heineken at England games, innit? I'd have Heineken. He does the Job, I think it's really underrated.

It's not my realm of expertise, mate. I'll put it in Does the Job. I think it's wank. Well, split the difference then, go desperate times. Okay. For this fucking weird one, Will's put in, we're going to pretend it's Cruz Campo. Yeah, we're going to say it's Cruz Campo,

and that's actually quite a good one. Does the Job. Does the Job. Yeah, I'll go Does the Job. Does the Job for Cruz Campo is decent. I haven't had a foster as edgy it ages. It sounds like a kid this this drink actually put me off drinking beer Yeah, when I when I had a 18th birthday And that's all that there was available and I literally have I'd vote this at the bottom

Yeah, nice horrendous before they stopped it we used to be like 16 and they just brought out that's what you get hold of I think it's 16 not even an Australian beer. There is it remember the. We used to be like 16 and they just brought it out and that's what you get hold of. What are you drinking at 16? It's not even an Australian beer though, do you remember the adverts? No one in Australia drinks it. Yeah, it's fucking weird. Oh my god, here comes the big boy. It's there, it's there. I'll tell you what, damn it's good.

Oh nice. So who drinks it Tom? Me. Cucarera. Cucarera. He actually does drink it in the sun. Do we agree that's point of paradise? I fucking love a spell, I just put it in my bum bum. Was it Corona drink it in the sun. Do we agree that's point of paradise? I fucking love a spell out. I just put it in my bum bum. Was it Corona?

Especially in the sun. But I would, I think out of, I think you have to put it up there. In the sun? In the sun? In the sun? Bit of lime? Or? Can I just say something though? In a bottle, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a pint, yeah, not a bottle. But we're ranking points. Oh, he's right, to be fair. Oh, for fuck's sake. A pint of Corona is terrible. When's the last time you actually had a pint? But in a bottle with a little lime in, all...

You don't get it in a pint, though. It's like a picnic bottle. I had a pint in Las Vegas. A bottle of Corona in the sun, it's very hard to beat, but we are ranking points. Should we call it a pint? Yeah, okay, fair enough. No, but it's a different experience, isn't it?

Because bottles are different. Like, a bottle of Heineken, I, is better than a pint of Heineken. Yeah, you're right. Are we going to have to put it desperate times? I would put it desperate times for a pint of Corona. To be fair, a bottle of Corona is like quintessential, you've gone to a park in the sun and had it. But I don't know, rarely the amount of times you've had a Corona pint. It's almost like too bubbly as well.

It's disgusting, honestly it's horrible. Cause I've never drank a Cause Light. I had a Cause Light the other day at the pub with Louis and I tell you what, it was all right. It was quite light. It's like a session lager. Really? Does it job?

I'd put desperate times. Okay, not even that high. Carlsberg, never order Carlsberg. I'd probably have that at the bottom. Yeah, that's shit as well. Yeah. I like a Carlin. Carlin's better than Fosters.

Carlin is light and it's quite refreshing and it's not that odd person you go desperate times looking for a job. It's definitely higher than Fosters like that. It's just... Odd good does the job. Carlin's alright. Yeah, put it in there. I haven't had it since I was fucking 17 or 18. It's just odd. Good. Does the job. Carling's all right. Yeah. Put it in there. I haven't had it since I was fucking 70.

You know, he's coming in. Hell, I'm not. I'm not a fan. Now I'm not a massive fan. They serve it at the Emirates. I think it's not. Yeah. I really, I really don't like that, by the way. Yeah, that's the fucking Budweiser again. But although I don't like a pile of bud, I think that's I think it's similar. I don't even get a point. Yeah. Have you ever had a point of Budweiser? I never. It a pint of Bud. I think it's similar. Can you even get a pint of Bud?

Have you ever had a pint of Bud? No, never. It's not that bad. I don't like it. Where have you had one though? There's a pub, he carries by me, do he? Never seen a Budweiser on a bottle. I guess Bud lights up in a more popular one.

They're not common, but Oyd personally put that in Desperate Times. It's not that bad. Yeah, yeah, better than the Bud. Again, same with Bud Light, it's mainly bottles. I haven't drank this. Yeah. I do it more in America. I've had that in America on draft. I've had it in America. I must admit if we're talking about in the sun. Yeah, it's good. Not that bad. I like it. All right. Cause it's light. I've never had that. They serve it like sports games. Is it? Sports game beer. Therefore it's quite

good. Bud Light. Bud Light. Yeah I'd go, does the job. Beer and Muretti, proper pint. Yeah, proper pint. Love a fucking Muretti. Becks, I don't think I've ever had a draft Becks. No, I've never drank. I've had bottles and that shit. You don't think of Becks always in a dingy pub? I'd put that at the bottom personally. So basically you're saying if Becks is served at the pub, it's not very good. Get out!

Oh yeah. Top! Next two to start. Very good. No, Amstel can't get the top. It is. I love an Amstel. Top pick.

No, no, you've got to put a point. If you guys have a point, it's not the iribia. It's lucky to be in proper point, by the way. Amstel's at average. We need to stat pad that tier anyway. We can't have two in just proper points. Amstel is so elite, especially on the slopes of Austria in the stuff on the mountain That's not because it's a bit cheaper as well. It's good for the price

I'm still so I'm still decent for yeah for the price point But you can't have it on the same level as a fucking peroni or an assort. No. Yeah, I don't know For me or Mao or Perona. Mahu. Asahi for me tastes the least like a beer out of all the top five. Really? As in like, when I drink it, I don't go, oh, I'll drink it here. Surely you would like a Corona or a Sol.

A Sol. Yeah, but that's a bottle. I prefer Sol to Corona. That's sort of a pint here. No, I hate Sol. That first, when we did the Euros pub crawl and the first pint was an Asahi, I actually genuinely really enjoyed that drink.

You need to start up in your beer game. Thing with Asahis though, I was on about this the other day, that you need, Asahis, when they're good, are untouchable. That was really good. But when they're average, mate, they're piss water, honestly, like. Waggers.

And I think the vibe of the day, of it being the Euros final and it being a pub crawl, helped like yeah yeah I'll tell you what was an amazing asahi wagamamas I just said yeah I did just yeah the em but I remember growing up at spoons used to be have to get three souls for a fiver mmm we used to have that on a Thursday at Lloyds it was Hooch three Hooch's from Iowa. The layman wonder what you get the layman. I mean, he's the bum. Did you use our Frosty Jacks? In his gooch? My mate used to drink them.

Someone would get hold of Frosty Jacks and then it would just be... That and someone would have like a big bottle of sours. That was my university in an uptick. I'm talking about... Year 11, you go to the Green Festival. University? That's mental. We had that movie like year 13. I'm talking about, I'm talking about year 11, you go to the green University! University! University! That's mental!

Although we had that movie like 30! That fucking year! We were like in school going to the green shelter. Bottles. Yeah like giant bottles of Frosty Jacks. I drank Modelo. And uh, and Oh it's cool glass.

Frosty Jacks and Lambrini. Echo Falls at uni. That was my. You're talking like Like you and TK Barrett. Big bottle of Echo Falls. Sorry, Reeves experience at uni was my experience in year 6. Like, I'm fucking done with that.

Eww! Lad, lad, lad! That's Lambrini at uni! What, what is he on about? I'm sorry. Sorry, you cannot take a piece out of me for that. I'm, I'm... Lambrini!

Moral high ground for him is saying he drank fucking Frosty Jackson at 11 years old. No, I was joking about the age. Like, that's what you drink at school? No, that wasn't a school drink. Not uni! I know it, Labbrin! Labbrin wasn't a school drink! Labbrin was at school.

Yeah, he's gone past college. That's the first thing. And uni's just drinking fucking Labbrin. Well, see, he went to Laughborough. Yeah. Echo Falls, mate, for uni. Aye. Yeah, that as well, actually, that as well.

Right, so our top five points to drink in the summer are Peroni, Mao, Kronenberg, Estrella and Asahi. What are your top fives? Get in the comments and let us know. When he says Mao, he means a Mahoo. A Mahoo. Everyone's gonna be like, Mao. Look all of them.

Oh my god, Chairman Mao. That's how you pronounce it though, I don't understand the issue. You sound like Owen Wilson. Mal, Mal, Mal. Go on, then you encountered some fans. Yeah, there was one weird one and one where I felt bad. I think they tried to do a nice thing and I cucked it a little bit. Quick question.

Cucked him? Meeting them at the same time or different occasions? Within about 10 minutes apart. Where was this? It's like near. All right. Oh, were you visiting your missus's? I was staying over, yeah, for the triathlon.

Anyways, I went into Zeezy's to get food. Like, do you do takeaway? Like, yeah. And then they're like, oh my God. Order my takeaway. So I'll be back. I'll be back in like 10 minutes. I'll be back in 10.

I can't do any more pizzas. It's the I bake. It's two spaghettis and a cheesy garlic. But what you're ordering is not relevant. Yeah. You've got spaghetti from a pizza shop. It's an Italian. It's a pasta pizza. You've never been to ZZ's. It's just an Italian. You don't need to say pasta pizza. Sorry. I don't know why. I thought you were going to a Italian restaurant. You've never been to ZZ's. No. Sometimes you've to a Italian restaurant. You've never been to Cece's? No. Sometimes you've got like high end. You've got to break it down from there. It's like a Frankie and Benny's, but Italian.

Frankie and Benny's is a bit pricey like. It's like a pizza spread. But it's not high, oh God. It's on the higher end though. It's not a pizza restaurant. It's on the high, that's like a Bella Italia. It's not a pizza restaurant. But they're not high end.

It's not a Bella Italia. Bella Italia is quite high end. They're not high end restaurants, Lewis. It's like Ask Italian. I know, on this. Bella Italia is quite fancy, isn't it? Hawksmoor is high end restaurants, Lewis. It's like Ask Italian. I know, on this. Bellataglia is quite fancy. Hawksmoor is high end restaurants. It's like Ask Italian, you know? You know us?

Not fucking Nando's. Nando's is quite expensive, but it's not high end. I'd say Bellataglia is a bit more fancy. Nando's is more expensive than ZZ's. Yeah, definitely. Absolutely. Yeah, I'm not even close. Yeah.

Also, they rack you off in there. I can't believe you've never been to a ZZ. That's mental. ZZ's is like classic Valentine's Day or like... Yeah. It's him. Are you so humble, man? He goes spoons in case he's going to record him. Ah, Jah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, recording. I come back like 15 minutes later and I'm sat there and this lady who hasn't

served me, she's obviously like the one in charge, the manager comes out and brings my food and like, you know, it's like paid for blah, blah, blah. And she gives it to me and I could see the guys, you know, they're kind of looking at me like this. And I was in my head, I was like, fuck. I said, I need to pay. And she was like, what do you mean? I said, I haven't paid yet. And I see them lot behind the bar looking at me like this. They don't see trying to give me the food free.

They're gurney. And they tried to give me the food free, but I hadn't clocked on them giving it for free. Oh, Theo, you got me. So I think I might have got them in trouble by accident. I don't know, I felt a bit bad. Cause then I paid for my food. Wait, but how did they know that you said you hadn't paid?

They were like within a meter of me. Okay, so they were like, they were like, lip reading from the back of the restaurant. Shh. Shh. But I see the manager, and she was obviously a bit confused by it. She was going to go to the card machine.

I just paid and I felt a bit, I hope they don't get it. They've paid anyway. They paid. No, but they paid. No, I think they just put it through is like oh for free yeah you got you I felt a bit bad cuz I didn't clock on that they were doing a nice thing yeah so I hope they didn't get in trouble oh yeah wait job you haven't mentioned it to fucking thousands of people on the internet then they don't know what's easy as I was at you just said where you

were Where? Bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, location Oh by the way, can I just, sorry, I'm really sorry I can't believe you've made a point of telling a story Well I felt bad It's just like, it's such, sorry carry on I thought it was no time to do a nice thing and I felt really bad I'm leaving the unknown town that I was obviously not in And this car behind me starts fucking hooting me and this guy's showering out the window.

Who? Get out the fucking way you can! I was like, what the hell is going on? And he's like, Theo, Theo! And he'd run behind. He recognized me in the car. From the back of your head. From the back of my head.

Oh, hi. And he was like, can you pull over? I don't think that's complimentary. I was a bit like, fuck it, he's going to crash into me. So I had to pull over and he just took a photo and- You pull over. You pull over? I don't think that's complimentary. I was a bit like, fuck it, he's going to crash into me. So I had to pull over and he just took a photo and- You pulled over? You pulled over? He meant license and registration fees.

He's like, he's like, holy- He's like Harry Redd now, following Winterdale. You tail-lice, fuck mate. You think that's 400? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You had me for a signature. I don't know what for. Because I pulled over.

What do you mean, call, should I pull the- What do you mean, you're on the road? What would you pull over? I wouldn't pull over. I'd say fuck off. You mean in Marlow High Street? You pulled over. What do you mean, call, so I pulled over? What do you mean, you're on the road. I just pulled over. I won't pull over. I'd say fuck off. You mean in Marlow High Street, you pulled over. I don't know location, High Street. Yeah, he was well sound.

He loved Pitchside, actually. Sorry, he's had it. He loves it. That's it. Well, I thought it was a bit random that he was in the car behind me. I thought that was kind of bad. He went, really love the pod, mate.

Carry on now. Drive off. Here's your ticket. By the way, the reason I'm not trying to be a knob. You know what I think is quite mad? He went, really love the pod, mate. Carry on now. Drive off. Here's your ticket. By the way, the reason I'm not trying to be a knob. You don't think it's quite mad? He's like bigged up this, oh, I've had these mad fagging counters. Also by the way, I haven't bigged it up.

You've got to stop by a fag behind. You've like, oh my God, I've got these mad, I've had these mad fagging counters. Do you know what I think that's a bit mad? Not that mad, no. A car behind you. You might have gone past him when he saw. We go 30 miles an hour.

He probably just thought you'd get in the car, who? No, we saw you in a car park. We saw you had an aerobike and a Theo Baker Ironman bag and then you'd have a fit in him. Well, it's got to be him. I think that was kind of bad. Also, you'd have a portrait on the back of your Tesla of you. I don't. I thought you were kind of mad, no? Is that the craziest static call you've ever had? Definitely up there. I was a bit scared he was going to crash into my car. When you're not concentrating on the road, you're shouting out the window. I'm trying to big it up even more now.

Well, I tell you what, an actual weird one at the wake. You got your head out the window going, what the fuck? It wasn't anything to do with me. It was well sound. It wasn't anything to do with me. It was actually Mitch. But this guy, right, oh fuck, honestly, I hate people like this. So he obviously had clocked Mitch but instead of just coming over and asking for a photo like no no no like other people obviously a few people come over to Mitch

or me or whatever and just been like oh I'll grab a photo whatever yeah brilliant what cool and then they just go off he was obviously trying to like he kept like trying to put into like Mitch's convo and trying to be his mate. Wait to the group. Oh, that's so awkward. And Mitch was just kind of stood there like this. Anyway, then randomly, just turns to Mitch and starts barking in his face. That's weird.

Like, but on, mate. Speed. Yeah, not like that loud. He's like, I swear on my fucking dog's life. That's weirder than what he just said. So then Mitch literally turns to him and goes, Mate, what the fuck you doing you weirdo? And he's like, oh, there's no need to be rude.

I'm a big fan of folly on everything. Mitch is like, what? What the fuck are you? And then he stormed off and told his mates. I looked at Mitch and I was like, What's happened? They're all in the back. Yeah, and they're like,

And I turn around and they're all 500 yards away. No, I turn around and they're all on all fours eating from a dog bowl. I was like, yeah, shitting in a corner. And I just talk, that's fucking, honestly, that was a bizarre story. Yeah, that is weird. How old was he? Older than me. Weird question.

I don't know if he was like one of the speed generation. You know what I mean? Louis like mid thirties, early thirties. Maybe he's seen speed and he thinks that's what the hip kids are liking these days. I could see it from a mile off what he was trying to do, trying to be like, oh pal, instead of just speaking to me. Well that doesn't explain the Barkhans. No, honestly, I don't know if he was on drugs because There was a lot of people on drugs there. I live one of Mitch's tiktoks recently on him on holiday drinking the beers How many drinks can he get through? I didn't say that one. He got through like 24 drinks. I was full. It's kind of impressive. Why is that what I don't get it What? You didn't see that one?

No You can fucking do that. I'm laughing because I'm laughing. I couldn't man, I wouldn't drink this, can we? Yeah, 24 drinks on holidays. No, but the problem is, the problem is, the problem is we're still talking about that and you're going, well actually I watched one of Mitch's

TikToks, he's just going like, I'm having a fit. Did you see his TikTok on holiday? Mate, he was unfazed. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, 24 drinks, he was unfazed. That's fucking crazy. Was it like, was he pints, gin, tonics? So at 13 was he like this and then 14 he's like, hello guys.

Oh yeah. I think something might have been called in. It's a holiday. By 20, 80s is like a... Sober new man. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, that freak, if you're watching this, you're a freak. Seriously, you need to sort your life out, you fat fucker. Was he fat? He was Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh yeah, re-broadcast. Belly's gonna get ya. It's in the lyrics, class. Oh yeah, re-burn. Barely's gonna get ya! Oh, my life was a bit... It's in the lid, class. Life was better these days, wasn't it? Yeah, do you remember like Yorkies, not for girls? Yeah, that was so beast mode. What was your life like in the 90s, Luke?

I thought it was... Oh yeah, yeah, crush him! My little crush him! When did this come out? Barely's gonna... Yeah, about early 2000s. You remember it well, then? Barely's gonna get... I don't know, yeah, my three...

When I was three, it was a good period in my life. Nah, Yorkies is a bit awful. Everyone used to just say this to each other at school. Well, I say everyone. When you were five, lose the beer belly. No, it was one of them that like... People would say that in secondary school, at my school there.

Belly's gonna get ya. But you didn't say that once in the advert. The whole advert is screaming it. I thought, no, it was just- Belly's gonna get ya. That's what they're fucking shouting. I thought it was just guitar. Guitar.

You got your journal. Why did you do that? You got a bit of time to learn guitar. I was thinking about learning, because I did teach myself the ukulele once, but every time I try, I'll be good with the ukulele. Somewhere over the rainbow. And that's a bad joke. Oh, sorry. But then anytime I started trying to sing, I wouldn't be able to move my hands. What does that mean? I know, I'd be like, you can't multitask. I wouldn't be able to move my hands. What does that mean?

I'd be like, you can't multitask. I played the tune, it made it so much harder than you think. I swear to God. Tap your head and... No, what the fuck are you doing? He's doing it technically. He's doing this. You do it then.

No, he's not. That, I'm going to start it. No, you do it first. It's quite impressive. It's not impressive, it's fucking normal. Oh, is it? No, that was pretty hard when you were younger, wasn not impressive, it's fucking normal. Oh, is it? No, that was pretty hard when you were younger, wasn't it?

I'm doing it. Wait, are you serious? It is harder than you think. Wait, are you serious? I've done it now, I've got it now. Slow the hand down. But that's different, like- Yeah, sorry.

Play it in actual- Can you do one slow, one fast? For audio listeners, we're all just like rubbing our belly right now and tapping our head. I actually can. No, but it's one thing to play an instrument and then to actually sing and be on tune. Yeah, we're all just like rubbing our belly right now and tapping our head. I actually can't. No, but it's one thing to play an instrument and then to actually sing and be on tune. Yeah, that's alright.

It's quite hard. I also buy it. And that's what you can get on the show, guys. I learned the harmonica too. You two are just like inept. I did it! I did it! I'm doing it!

What are you doing? You're stroking your hair. What the heck is that? Right, so let's end on the best part of the show for me, because it means we can laugh and bully Lewis. Lewis's journal. Have you started rewriting it? What?

We're writing it. We're writing it today. I never stopped writing it. 30. When was the last time you did an entry? We had a great podcast last week. You wrote in it last week? I still write in it.

Probably it's like, I don't think I'll be writing it. I can go months without writing in it. Can we get a recent journal entry in a minute? No, we'll get to that in three years time. No, no, can we get like last week, today? Definitely not. Today! It wouldn't be that fun.

Any crazy finding counters in there? Have you ever had a guy in a car behind you? Whatever. We didn't make you pull over. You don't have to do it. Do you have your window down? Also, how did he start to pull over? With the megaphone.

Theo Baker, hold over to the left. You're under arrest. But officer, you're not even a policeman. So it's quite a few. It's about like a week later since the last one. What was happening? I got nominated for an award. Yep. I was showing up myself for being lazy.

Every week. And then continuing to be lazy. The whole day off. I wanted a girlfriend as well. Yeah, I wanted a girlfriend. I can't wait for when he meets Charlie. I've read that one actually. She does not get that much screen time. She'll be pissed I'm slacking Here we go again. We're back. I've been lazy. I'm doing the bare minimum. The self-hate book is back

I'm fat and ugly. I'm a dickhead. No, no, it's not your journalist It's his journal today, mate You're not fat and ugly, mate. You're not fat at all. You set me up there. I'm ugly though. I'm a dickhead. Oh no. That was the joke. Spare all the rationalisation. This changes tomorrow.

I feel like I just... Why can't it change today? Oh my God. He's going to do it tomorrow. Elite procrastination. I'm getting up at six. Tomorrow. It is like tomorrow. Woke up at half seven.

I'm going to do my affirmation. And meditation. So I must have been not doing anything for a while. You're so much talking, not enough doing. Yeah, definitely must be. I mean, it's pretty true to form now. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to eat right and do work. All mean, pretty true to form now. Yeah. I'm going to the gym. I'm going to eat right and do work.

All caps, no excuses. I feel like I'm just doing the same thing every week. Yeah, it's quite repetitive, mate, to be honest. Stop patting yourself on the back for a nomination and instead focus on the next goal. Yes. You actually have the definition of insanity, aren't you? The same thing over and over again,

expecting a different result. Yeah, that is nothing in the grand scheme and then that was the last time I spoke in here for like a month Wow, fast forward a month then. Need proof read a sec. No you don't. No you don't. Just read. Just read.

Just read. That's the whole point. Just read. Read. From the heart, bruh. Lewis, just read. No, because if it has some names in it of people there. Don't read the names out.

We'll bleep it. Read the one on the left. No, because this goes from the right to the left, I think. Nice. Yeah, he's mental. Just start reading. I've been working more recently, mostly on the wedding video. I made really nice six-minute video turns. She was at, oh yeah, I remember this.

Fuck. You just gave up halfway through the sentence. I've been working more recently, mostly on wedding videos. Essentially, I was working on the side of my jobs making wedding videos and stuff I was trying to get that going. I made a really nice six minute video turns out she was expecting a two hour one What the fuck, haha So basically what? Imagine getting that through

What's a two hour wedding video? I sent her a six minute really nice cinematically put together with music It was a really lovely video. And then she messaged me and she was really upset. She was like, she thought she was having like a two hour break for that. Then I was like, what the fuck? And I was going away a day later. So like overnight, I had to put together a two hour fucking.

You did. Oh, you did it. Yeah. How did you? By the way, the wedding video that I think I charged 150 quid, because I just wanted one to have an as an example of what I did. You spent 150 pound on a wedding video. Oh man, don't get. Yeah, that's pretty. And it was fucking good as well. Can you do Reeves?

Oh no. Anyways, I somehow made a 50 minute one. Okay. Video. She was really happy. Send us that 50 minute one. Yeah, she was happy in the end. Still less asked what she asked for. She's really happy with 30% of the work. She wants a two hour video for an hour wedding. You stupid bitch. I've also created a portfolio website for myself

and recorded a podcast with Neil Woods that never got released. Who's Neil Woods and where can we see this portfolio website? Neil Woods is a guy who actually went on one of the first True Geordie podcasts. He was like undercover police officer who was like undercover for years. He was really interesting and he's like all pro-legalization of drugs. How did you get him? It's somehow blacked it. To stop all the crime of it basically. Yeah, because from what he's seen, he thinks it makes it way worse. It worked in some countries.

Yeah, it was actually a really interesting guy. But you can see he's like really because he built up genuine like friendships with people over like five years. And then like when it all came crashing down, it's like it would be fucked. What podcast is this though? Doesn't exist. I was basically starting uni. I was trying, it never came out

or anything I've recorded two episodes. I think it was part with a uni course and part just to do it. I see it. Let's watch it. I'd like to watch that. I don't know where it would be. That's freaking beef, man.

I am in a very privileged position in life. Why shouldn't I succeed? I think I just have a switch on outlook on life. But do I have the work ethic question mark rhetorical question to himself I know I'm going to make it there will be never be a day where I give up or why am I writing like I'm a fucking I can see this in your everyday life now you know it's just a question of if I'm going to work now or later Wow No, I can we can cut out maybe a bit of boring stuff to keep my everyday life now, right?

Because you're on the cusp of doing something really great with podcasts and your vlog and then you keep saying like yeah I want to put a coffee shop up in new cars and give it all up No, because you know what? I think and this is general, I don't know about you, I think whenever I've done something, I'd use my thing, whenever you do something in life, the goalposts move and you never really actually feel anything. It's just like, you feel, it's just endlessly chasing nothingness is what that is. So in other words, don't bother doing everything else. No, it is, no it is weird because then it's like, well, what the fuck do you do?

Very important to celebrate your successes. Yeah. I know. But, but you get that promotion, but you're not celebrating that promotion because then you, you're like, now you want me to say, Oh, you want, yeah, you want to go here and then it's so it's like, why don't we just, why don't we not give a fork and just play golf? Namaste. Living the now not living two years. Well, thanks for tuning in guys. Make sure you like subscribe writers five stars and make sure you send me nudes. I've got a new broadcast channel so you can come send me nudes in there. Not bad yourself, goodbye.

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