Back Side - Surviving The End Of The World, Ranking Our Top 5 TV Shows And Lew SLAMS Americans
Episode Date: September 25, 2025If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on workwithbackside@fellasstudios.comProduced by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtub...e.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10Lewis:https://www.youtube.com/@lewisbowden1If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on workwithbackside@fellasstudios.comProduced by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10Lewis Bowden:https://www.youtube.com/@lewisbowden1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The woman on the next table is like, oh my God, because it's her birthday as well.
Wait, how do you know, therefore that could have been there.
No, no, no. Such a fucking agreement.
What would you do if the world ended tomorrow?
He's dying tomorrow.
tomorrow. The air hostesses. How are you going to get to America?
Hijack a player. Top five TV shows in the 21st century. I couldn't make it through
piggy blinders. Shut the front. Got a bit bored. So good. What the hell are you going to
stop like it's? That is not better than friends. Fuck the last season. I'd rather live in the
biggest best mansion in like Dallas than I would in a penthouse in New York. Yeah. Yeah,
I can understand that. I just feel like those pent. They don't feel like houses. Plus
I don't want to get a lift to my room. Exactly. When I'm, if I'm a, if I'm a billion
Why am I getting a lift?
Yeah.
Nice view.
It's effort to leave.
Yeah, but true, but if I'm in Dallas, I can look at my fucking 12 window, pained window
like double through the doors and just look at all my horses.
Also, summer in Texas is like 45 degree in humidity of 100%.
That's pretty horrible.
You do have to live there all year, dear.
Do you have aircon in the house?
They all have aircon in the houses.
Outside become pretty horrible.
Can you get ill from AirCon?
I get ill.
It hurts your throat if it's not a good one.
Yeah.
Imagine your mouth when you wake up in an aircon in a room.
Yeah, that's bad, like.
like mummy
well I don't
it must be different
because I never got ill from it
but I do sometimes
in like hotels and that
when you're like
yeah but in houses
it's different
different aircon
it's like in
I don't know how to describe
because I'm not a fucking
it's like vodka
not an air conditioning
yeah what
like vodka
no but it's not
like
I'm on about
I'm on about living
on the quality
of vodka
you're just drinking
yeah
like vodka and maga
is like aircon
it's not vodka abroad
they're just serving
you cheap
you can still
rushing off great goose
or something
it's not the same
vodka
They change it.
Yeah.
You know, like, when you were younger, you'd go Tesco's,
you get a little bottle of vodka,
and you go for that, the red,
we wouldn't buy that, like.
Glens.
Glens.
We used to get,
crusty jacks.
We had this jacks, apple sours.
They're not vodka.
Drink doors from a bottle.
It's that's cheap beer.
That's different.
No, but when you go abroad,
they will, like, empty out the Smyrnoff and put in, like,
Rushkenoff.
Yeah.
Oh, Glenn.
And sell it, and sell it a Smirnoff.
Rishanov cough.
We used to go drink it and just drink a bottle of vodka, neat.
Did you?
That's...
I don't believe that.
I don't believe.
No, it's cheaper.
What, were you fucking drinking moonshine at the same time?
I really don't believe you did.
Prohibited bars.
Yeah, but we wouldn't even make it through, like,
I had half a bottle of Lamborghini and I was trollied.
I could...
It was a small bottle of vodka.
I couldn't even drink...
I couldn't drink vodka straight now, let alone when I was 12.
No, 12?
12?
When I was like 16, 17, 17.
Oh.
What?
We had a very different job.
We were drinking a bottle of vodka at 12.
You were drinking vodka straight at 16.
We were.
It was because it was cheaper.
It was cheaper.
We used to go camping.
Cheaper than what?
What, in a 50p bottle of roller cola or something?
Wait, you were drinking at 16?
Illegal.
Oh, no, it's 18.
That's illegal.
We used to just...
I never had a drink before my 18th birthday.
Oh, fuck off.
I'm not surprised.
Are you serious?
Also, that isn't something we should, like, laugh up really.
No, that's really responsible of you.
But that is like, oh, that does make you a big raiding.
Wait, did you have friends?
That you...
Oh, loose time, I suppose.
We've got friends now, right, guys?
Yeah.
Oh, you know, going back to that Kim Kardashian thing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know if this is true because it's inscrambolic anyway, but apparently a study was conducted
and Kelly Brooke currently has the...
ideal female body.
Oh, I don't know how that is.
Can we get a picture of Kelly Brook up, please?
Just for research.
And also, why's you're trying to, can you type?
Is it currently?
Is it like a University of Texas did a, like,
do you remember when we, do you remember when he was on pitch-side?
On the street.
Typing out the beach.
The big.
Typing at the beach.
Yeah, one of them.
Yeah.
Yeah, the black one.
Absolute custard.
Yeah, that's what the study was conducted on.
Can you type in...
No, no, no, we'll leave the search history also, man.
Anyway, when we was on the stream, when I was on about this,
there's obviously a clip on that, you know, Tom Garrett clips.
Yeah, yeah.
They put it out, and obviously, whoever's seen it has gone on to Liv's...
Oh, no.
...gone onto one of Liv's TikToks.
No, but I actually respect the hate here.
Yeah, yeah.
He's gone on to Liv's TikTok and gone,
any comments on your boyfriend's disgusting, misogynistic, like, comments?
about females and someone replied being like,
mate, are you really that bothered?
And he went to, no, I don't care.
He said, I don't care about misogyny.
I just hate him and want him to get in trouble.
That's fair enough.
I suspect.
Will his comments on that though?
What's the reply?
She didn't say anything.
Oh, she did actually, actually, after that clip come up,
she's like, why is it always you?
I said, it's not actually.
You'll see when he's on about Cheryl Cole and that.
It's not just me.
I'm polite about her.
I invited her to a dinner.
I'm not on about the tits.
I just said,
dinner with her and a private festival.
A private festival in your bedroom with two of the women and honey.
Your mind is so dirty.
But anyway, all I said was we were just rating the best page tree model.
You were reading the best Petrie model.
We didn't even make any questions.
Yeah, because you've probably never watched, never looked at pay-thru.
Never watched pastry videos.
Yeah, I was reading Patreon drinking vodka at 12.
Yeah.
My sole island jacket.
Will, is that a work computer?
Have we put you in trouble there?
actually they might respect you
search history
so what's happened
anyone been up to any end
thanks 50k oh no
I was gonna leave it later on in the show
I met Tom's arch enemy
who's that
who gezer
all right he came into Jeremy Carl
just got the back of our episode as well
I find that that's so weird though
A universe had a plan
I mean it's not that weird considering how many flights
you're getting like the fancy BAA
you have to just you know
how long have you ruined life
Irrelevant.
How long you've been manifesting meeting him?
That's what we've got to ask.
What, do you know what happened?
Oh, let me rewind us.
Oh, you go.
So I got in the car.
Then I was on the way to the airport.
Then I was a dawn of chop.
And then I went through security.
I'm going through security.
Then they checked my bag.
It reminds them the favorite time I had my favorite food.
And the great thing about lounges is it's a free buffet.
It was that.
You got into the lounge at the airport.
There was actually a white selection.
There was chicken.
There was lasagna.
There was pasta.
And there was auto pizza.
That's a great day out for you.
Jeremy Clarkson.
Who is he weird?
Four horsemen of fear baking.
So I looked at, I was actually on a call to my solicitor.
And I look up.
So irrelevant.
I look up and I thought, oh, that's Jeremy Clarkson's missus.
And then I looked at my left and go, oh, that's Jeremy Clarkson.
That's it.
Wait, wait, they were on like, I understand the journey next.
You accidentally stopped in Sweden.
Oh, there's Jimmy Clark.
He's got his tray of food.
With pizza, pasta burgers on.
It's trying portion.
He's gone, oh, this chair's free.
It's sat in between the couple.
Just move their bag out.
Move their bag out of the chair to sit down.
I was in, like, the working area, and I looked over, and I saw his like, Ed.
He's a tall guy, he's a tall man, he was a sound guy, though.
I was saying yesterday, I'm waffling that when I are, so the boy you saw in the group chat,
they were like, you have to go get a photo.
It's like, iconic, it's an area.
You have to do it.
I got really nervous.
That was in our chat.
Both.
Both.
And I got really nervous because I was like, I don't want to do it.
Because I was like, you have to do for the condo.
Oh, that was exactly.
I had to do it.
But also the worst thing that happens is they just say no.
No, I know.
You don't have to build yourself up to ask for a photo from him.
No, no, but I just got, I felt the pressure from everyone.
No, you put the pressure on by saying, shall I get a photo?
Did he nor you?
Typical Arsenal, put the pressure on.
He said, he said, I love backside.
Did he?
No.
But when I eventually went over to ask him,
like, because it turns out he was on our flight,
but I didn't want to ask him in the lounge
because I wanted, when we're leaving,
if he says, I can just run out and go.
Bright red screaming.
Run.
And then when I asked him for a photo,
I said, oh, I love your show.
How you doing?
But he was like bending over to Bigger's bag.
Oh.
And it was like the longest three seconds in my life of no reply.
Just silence about three seconds.
Whilst he was sired internally like,
I've just watched this fat fuck eat five pizzas.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's one pizza slide.
It's called sauce
Your biggest pizza in the world
It was quite funny
I just thought
Well, what did he say back?
Yeah
He started talking about
He's German
Oh, talking up at back of Octoberfest
Yeah, well you've been to Rome
What?
This is not where
October
Wait, so you were on the way back from Rome
You had more pizza in the lounge
Yeah
Oh, it was in Rome, the lounge
Airport, yeah
Oh right, nice
Why was he there, did he say?
No, I didn't ask
What did he say to you?
If he said, when I've asked him, all he said is, he went,
Oh, that was he said, thanks.
Like, appreciate it.
And I shook his hand.
And I said, oh, do you mind if I get a photo?
He went, okay.
How strong was a grip?
I beg your big hand.
Did he, like, bully you into, did he like?
How does hands feel?
I don't remember how strong it was, actually.
I think I sort of went for the firmest portion.
What did he smell of?
I've manned him.
Um, nothing.
You fucking beat up an old man.
Cigarettes and torreness.
And alcohol.
And it was the perfect handshake.
You should have to come on the pod.
I should have asked him cool on the pod.
Well, he's now a friend of the show, so he might.
Friend of the show.
Oh, he is, friend of the show.
We've built out a repertoire of Friends of the Show over the last weekend.
Wait, you've had many Friends of the Show, actually.
These Friends of the Show may not be invited to the friend of the show, the show.
So, Reeve went to Berlin.
Yay.
Ran the marathon.
We're not going to do the running chat, though, guys.
We know that you all hate it.
No, give us a brief explanation of, obviously, you build it up really well.
It's going to be the best day your life.
Yeah, I was so excited.
I was like, fucking out, locked in.
Can't wait
Turns out it just ended up being
Like a 27, 28 degree heat wave out of the blue
And then 12 degrees a day later
Which is great
Oh really? That's the main tool
Well up
I'm not even taking the piece
So why didn't that was genuine
That was genuine
Yeah there were people like
Apparently though like people are passing out of shit
Yeah so I was saying to these before we started to show
35K to like 40K
It's just zombie land
People in like the tinfoil wrapping
It's getting assessed by the medical staff
Everyone just dying on the floor everywhere is really rough.
But yeah, I didn't get the time I wanted.
What happened?
Got partially injured throughout and then just...
Partially injured.
That's an understatement here now.
Come on.
I tried to run around an old woman who was hogging the...
Oh, Blame him? Blame in the old woman?
No, no, no, it's not...
Bars lane?
There's no, no, no.
So the tight to the curb.
The inside.
Yeah, the inside.
And I was like...
Because I was in a pace of group.
I couldn't run around her inside
because there's way too many people on my right.
side. So I went up the curb, ran rounder. Yeah, give her a little, no, I don't know why I did that. Sorry, Meg, if you watch it in a minute.
She won't. She won't. She fucking hates this show. And then as I went back onto the road, I kind of just like overstride and then jammed my hamstring.
How you worded it to us? Fell off a curb. You fell off a curb and pulled your hamstring.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just see, I've just realized like the foreshadowing of like the week before when I overtook a lady and fell off a bike on a curb and you just went and done the exact thing. You manifested it for me. I've manifested you.
So, but
I did manage to
Get in there
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I finished it
And I will say the medal
Is probably the best medal
I've ever seen for a marathon
But I didn't bring
Boston
Well, it had the German flag as the
What's this bit?
What's this bit of a medal off?
No, what's this bit called in a medal?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
It was the German flag
And then the actual thing was like
Pretty solid gold, it's cool
Nice.
Solid with gold
No, no, but it's gold
Mel that down
Anyway, uh, finished that and then flew to Munich where everyone on the plane, even from Berlin, was just in, like, Leidenhozen, they're all going there.
Oh, with Hobberfest, yeah, we would have been there.
Started on the Saturday, the deck, yeah, we should be there right now, really.
Started on the Saturday.
I still might go.
Did you see Drake?
No.
Was he there?
Yeah.
Oh, anyway.
So was Corinna Cop.
I didn't know that she was there.
Neither did I.
Did you know that?
Well, you do know that?
You just said it.
No, he's had on the grapevine.
I didn't say that.
Oh, who told him?
I don't know, who said that?
I didn't even say that.
He didn't even say anything.
Oh, right, she's not even there.
Why, she was?
Oh, she was there.
Who was that?
I don't know, apparently.
We don't even know who she is.
Anyway, doing a,
fantastic, fantastic.
Doing a, doing a Fc-26 shoot for buying.
What I mean?
I don't get me.
I was saying earlier,
why is it always been?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, so, wait, hang out of boat.
I thought you were drinking in Berlin.
You actually got a flight to Munich.
No, I was drinking a,
but I was the day.
the race. I was in an Irish pub after the, when I showed you that video, I was watching the
Man City Arsenal game at that point. Yeah, but then you just, you was on about Munich just.
Yeah, so I flew to Munich on Tuesday. Yesterday. I was in Berlin for the Monday, flew to Munich
yesterday. Tuesday morning? Yeah. Oh, you flew to Munich for Octoberfest? No, for the by Munich shoot.
Right. I got, yeah, so you didn't go to October fest. No. I was about five minutes away from it and
I didn't go to Octoberfest.
No. I was only going to go with you guys.
You told us before you went to the marathon.
Oh yeah, I'm going October 1st after the marathon.
I don't think you did.
No, the plan was to go with you guys.
That was the arrangement.
We were going to go to.
No, it doesn't really, really doesn't mind here.
My weapons of Munich.
Yeah, yeah.
I said in the chat, like, let's all go together.
I was never planning to go on my own.
That's just weird.
Okay.
Anyway, did a shoot with the Bayern Munich guys.
Michael Alise.
It was Kim and Jay.
It was Ito and it was Alfonza Davies.
Alfonso Davies, he's like a pro, he's pretty good,
yeah, he does Twitch streams and stuff.
So was he now friend of the show?
I think he's friend of the show.
Okay.
I spoke to me the only one with him to be friend of the show.
I spoke to Alicia about chess after we finished as well.
Fun fact, he taught Eze how to play chess.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Is that true?
Yeah, well, yeah, because I had a chat with him and I was like,
oh, Ezio plays chess as well.
We were talking about his rating and stuff.
He was like, yeah, I introduced him to chess.
Oh, wow.
He's leader.
I taught him how everything.
How did you get onto chess?
Well, Davies and
Alise wanted to prove who was better at FC
at FIFA
and then wanted a 1B1 afterwards
and I was just like sat with him asking
talking to them asking questions
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yeah it was like what are your hobbies
yeah i did yeah i was like what are your hobbies is like music
i was a play test so davis about uh just life
fifa like i was enjoying being in munich and stuff yeah cool yeah he's a good guy um yeah
that was it you ask about backside and pittside and ask if he wants to come on us again
you guys have met all these guys and none of them are coming on pithside you asked bruno to come on
Which side?
He said he'd love to.
Oh no.
I did see all the place though.
It was weird seeing Lewis Diaz just like rocking around considering in my head he'd
Liverpool play.
Yeah, he looks weird enough by Munich.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn.
He actually came out with a monumental W.
Yeah, hopefully.
Right, let's get on to crabby corner.
Has anyone got any crabby corners this week?
I, I for once don't have one.
Oh, you had a stress-free week.
Nothing's really pissed me off that much, other than things that usually pissed me off.
Me and Lewis on three will say it, okay?
We have the same one.
Three, two, one.
American tourists.
Oh.
Oh, just Americans.
Well, Americans generally.
Because I don't think mine were tourists.
I think they were just annoying Americans.
Where were you?
I was on a lovely, not anniversary.
It was a Charlie's birthday meal, so we went to Hawksmoor.
You know, a nice little steak.
Oh, a little toot.
Screeky floated.
Yeah, and we don't go there all the time, but it's like, it's a few.
Really don't.
It's only on like anniversaries or birthdays.
I would get to sit down, sat down, next to these two fucking Americans.
Oh my God.
Can I just quickly split in here?
Yeah.
Do you remember we went to Hawksmoor?
Oh.
Do you not think you may be the same person you're about to have a go at?
No.
We were funny.
You were a...
You were a drunken mess.
Oh, I really...
I have video footage on it.
It's recorded.
I know.
I edited it.
I also recorded it.
I also recorded it.
I went to Dishuman.
we basically did the same thing
exactly
he's like you thought
they're gonna nominate
him by the way
and he knows it as well
that was funny though
the Americans aren't fun
no that's actually
that's only a side product
of like my actual
annoyance from this fucking time
because they were just like
to start with
they were just a bit loud
and just like
blowing smoke up
at each other's arces a little bit
or not of their own asses
like I'm so good of finance
so are you bro
like they were shaming
their mate who didn't want
to come to Hawks more
and like they were like
See, I know my weaknesses, but I'm willing to own up to them and stuff like that.
And I'm just like, oh, he's black on my ear.
I'm trying to have a nice meal.
And at one point, they were on about, like, Trump and shit and, like, how we, how calm and calculated he is.
And I'm like, we've just seen what's that with Jimmy Kimmel where he's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's back now?
Yeah, he is.
Back and black.
Okay, carry on.
But they just wouldn't fucking leave.
But anyways, they eventually, my main problem is with the fucking couple next to me who
having a lovely time because I was so.
service was fucking... Your problem was with the nice people that went in America.
They stole our good night. Oh, because you should have sat there.
Not just that. They got the better seed. Number two, they got our food.
Oh, they picked the last run off the specials board. No, they literally got our food. So, we get in, the service took fucking ages.
Sorry, what's your crappy corner? Americans are walking. Americans and this couple. And Hawksmore.
The sweet couple having a lovely game. Calling out of the steak. Yeah, right. We were there. Again, it is here to get a serve, but whatever. I'm fucking Simon. It's going to come eventually. It'll be nice.
I get me food, whatever.
And just throughout the night, it was just a bit annoying.
Like, this servant must have been new, so it's like, whatever,
because other people had to come up and, like, clean the slack for him.
But then I ordered the dessert at the end, and fucking wait in ages for it.
And, like, they come over, I'm like, okay, here we go.
And they place it next, like, the guy goes over to this couple next to us.
And they have, like, birthday candles in, because it's Charlie's birthday.
So I'm like, it's ours.
And I go to, like, say, I don't know things for us.
The woman on the next table is like, oh, my God, because it's her birthday as well.
Wait, how do you go?
Therefore, that could have been there.
No, no, no, because you'll see that's definitely just not.
Um, he comes like, he's going, oh my God.
I'm like, I'm not going to ruin her lovely moment now.
But how do you know it's not?
Because it's exact food and I find out later it's her hours.
I know it's ours.
How?
How do you know it's your?
Well, you're about to find out.
Yeah, let him finish the fucking story.
Um, so they're there.
And I'm like, what the fucking odds?
Number one, that it's her birthday as well.
And like, there's, if it wasn't, then just the candles would make no sense to her.
So I just, I'm like, whatever.
Is she lied?
No, it is her birthday, but like, obviously, if it wasn't her birthday, she would have been like,
I don't think this is for real.
Oh, yeah, what, though?
The bloke must be like, yeah, I ordered this.
Such fucking bullshit.
They didn't even order a dessert.
So they're getting, number one, a free, fucking dessert.
That shouldn't bother you.
That shouldn't bother you.
That you're paying for.
You can also get the free dessert.
Oh, I made sure I did, don't worry.
That's not when people, I'll go and carry on.
So they go in, I'm like, for fuck's sake.
I'm like, I'm trying to pull this shitty server.
Oh.
That's probably why Charlie was annoyed then.
He's trying to pull servers, man.
Well, she's there.
Well, no, that's not what I meant.
Oh, that's what I meant.
And I'm like, in my head, like, as far as the kitchen's concerned,
there's no food coming now.
Like Charlie was saying, maybe they, maybe it's just a coincidence.
I'm like, it's definitely, definitely hours.
And the kitchen aren't currently working hours.
I look over.
This fucking server is laughing with his mate over there
because he's like, realized what he's doing.
He's like giggling.
Oh, I'm there like fucking starving.
Giggling because he fucked it up.
No, no.
He realized what happened.
I still want to know.
how you knew that was yours
as opposed to next...
You're about it, fine out.
Right, yeah, fucking hell.
How do you know the server's laughing
in the fact that he's got it wrong?
So he could...
Because Charlie's like, he's over there laughing.
Because she didn't believe me. I'm like,
they've definitely fucking just realized that they fucked up.
So like, by the way, I already ordered a toffee Sunday
and like a little ice cream.
You just scoop it out of the fucking ball and put it in.
He comes over, pat to me the back and a dessert won't be too long.
And I'm like, okay, he knows he's fucked it.
And he comes over with the bill later on after we get a dessert.
And I'm like, you, um, that was definitely our dessert there, wasn't it?
And he's like laughing at, like, joke and laughing on.
Because on the receipt, it had this price on for the desserts.
And then he came back with another bill after I said that without them on.
I was like, he was trying to fucking get away with it as well.
Damn.
Piss me on.
Wait, sat.
So you didn't get the candles?
Yeah?
So you didn't get the candles?
No, we got it.
We got it all later on.
But we're like, fucking waiting age.
Like, this couple came in 20 minutes after us, left 20 minutes before us,
because we were sat there, fucking ages.
Oh, so the reason you know it was there was there.
is because they got it before you, is that what you're in?
Yeah, and they didn't know, like, you can see that.
They got, they just been surprised.
The only good side is, they had like a lovely surprise.
You can't put on the notes when you like book the table.
I did.
No, but I'm saying they could have done that as well.
Nah, you're missing the point.
We actually ordered that food.
You've been dumb, dumb, right?
But they thought that it was a gift because it was ever.
But obviously, Lewis, the longer time you had in the restaurant,
longer you got to spend with Charlie, which means,
nah, at a certain point, you're just ready to go.
Yeah.
Like, like, just trying to be positive.
Nah, but to be fair, I had tons of wine left.
I'm a wine drinking now.
Ah, yeah.
I'm a bottle to myself.
I was like, a bottle to yourself?
I were trying to like wine and I was like, I'll get a wine.
You're not that crazy.
A three-course meal?
Fucking hell.
How bad were you?
How bad were you by the end of the meal?
I don't think I was that bad, to be fair.
It sounds like you're not bad.
It's not bad when you drink it.
When you're making and eating, it's not too bad.
A lot of food is.
No, I want to know what his interactions would have been like if he was like.
You might come, it's Lewis, a bottle of white wine.
He sent me a menu when he was on holiday, saying, pick a wine.
for me. I don't know what I'm doing. I went back, to pick a wine here, I went back to that message and saw what you said, by the way.
How expensive was the wine? It was on like 64 quid or something. They mark it up loads.
They double it, they mark it. It's like, that's where they make their profits. That'll be like a 30, that'll be like a 25 pound bottle of wine in the shop.
There's a reason that all the, it's called a wine list and all the lagers are at the back of the wine list. Yeah.
So you go through all the wine. It's like all sublim. There's a reason why you go into a restaurant and they have wine glasses sat down. Yeah. They're trying to sell wine to you.
I'll always get a beer at a restaurant anyway.
line. Actually, that's a lot. Wine with the meals, nice. I don't really like beer with food.
Yeah. Well, and it's also great lager. It works how cheap if I'm going to have like five glass
of wine out of that? Or what are they called Shaky Pete's? Chaky Pete's class. Yeah, come on.
Yeah, so like if you get a hundred pound bottle of wine, that seems really expensive, but it's actually
not, it shouldn't be. But you are still paying said money though. Of course, but then if you buy a
50 pound bottle of wine, it's probably going to be shit. It just annoys me when like,
to get the wine in like, oh, the wine's going to be all the way over there, mate. And I'm like,
Fuck sick.
What'd you mean?
Like, because like in the wine bucket, the wine bucket's all the way over there.
What?
Yeah.
So that's what I mean with...
No, they should put it next to the table.
That's what I meant with a bad service, because this guy kept fucking off and I just, I spent half the time.
There's a reason...
Waiting for it to be, yeah.
Oh, fuck that.
At the end of night, like, another two glasses of wine, I just had to fucking get down.
Oh, no.
That's your crabby corner, mate.
It's all that is...
That's bullshit.
My crappy corner was, it was actually quite a nice night, other than that.
I haven't sounded it.
That would fuck me off bad.
That is another one.
Give me my bottle.
Hang on.
So you started this whole crabby corner by saying you're annoyed at the Americans.
The majority of the story was actually the nice couple next to you that weren't...
And the service.
I'm not going to lie, the dessert one pissed me off more.
Right.
Because I was more there laughing at like, what the fucking chances it's her birthday.
Yeah, yeah, that is true.
It's all ridiculous.
You know what the couple?
Well, without...
Quite high chances someone's birthday.
I was just right, sorry, without piecing onion bonfire, probably quite high,
because people don't really go there for like a normal meal.
Some of them brought kids, some do, because someone had, I was saying a child,
there was families, they were like kids.
I'm like, probably someone's birthday.
I wouldn't take, bring me kids to Hawksmore.
I'm like, fuck, why not?
Why not?
I was wasted on them.
It's any estate restaurant.
It's a bit of pricey one.
They're in London.
They're obviously loaded, probably.
Yeah.
If they've got, if they're bringing up a family in the middle of school.
We used to go to Frankie and Benny's in London.
We used to go to the, even Frankie and Benny's is pricing.
We used to go to, like, the porches.
Everywhere in London's prices.
You've been to the, Frank and Berners in Charlton?
No.
No.
I wouldn't get to chart on it.
That's a very rogue place to a visit.
Why did you go there?
It was like an industrial state full of like buildings like
BNQ and all that.
Oh, you're like renting, you're doing shopping?
I think so, I can't remember.
I'm guessing yours was the same then in Italy.
It was just loud Americans.
They're everywhere in Rome.
I couldn't go with five minutes out hearing an American accent.
They were everywhere.
Yeah.
So loud.
They are so loud.
Just like, shh.
Just go.
Shh.
Yeah.
Calm it.
They were always talking about politics.
That's why.
I didn't really
They were chatting in the pool
And they just had like
Their glasses on
And they was like
Be really loud
Like oh yeah
I live in Texas
And it's just like
Oh American
American
About everything
American
It was like Ohio versus Texas
And they were talking about
The benefits I've living in Texas
For Ohio
And they were just being like
My cock's bigger than
You're a cock
I will say
I will say
I'm a woman
I would usually agree with you
However
You're a resident in American
Well
When I went to Jamaica last year
We lived
We actually, the one night there was like,
it was like a Jamaican night on the beach or whatever.
But you get sat on a long table with other people.
And with there, there was like six,
so three couples who were American.
And they were class.
We had a great night with them.
But they were like Mexican-American.
I will say it.
They weren't full-bred Americans, so they're better.
One of my favorite things,
I did like a pasta-making night and tiramissui-making night,
and it was unlimited wine.
What's wrong with that?
I'm laughing on him.
I'm laughing on him.
Carry on, carry on.
What's wrong with doing a cooking?
No, no, go on.
Say it.
What's wrong with doing a cooking?
I think he was about to say, like,
a majority of your memories are food base.
Well, that's my favourite guy.
That wasn't what I was thinking.
That's not what I was at home.
No, nothing's really cool.
No, no, it's cool, man.
Oh, you don't like having fun as it.
No, yeah, that is definitely my idea of fun.
Carry on.
How much pasta did you have at the end?
When in Rome, hey.
It was unlimited wine making fresh pasta.
You ran out of ingredients making the tumus soup.
Why is your tiramisu all the coffee beans?
Coffee beans?
Got chocolate and chocolate around his mouth.
Oh, you don't know how to make tiramisu, that's cringe.
No, well, no, you do now, though, so we...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did I mousseau?
You sound so cool right now, carry on.
Oh, you're so insecure, it's so cute.
Oh.
Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Do you not do a cooking class with your girl for?
girlfriend. No. I actually did one in Thailand. It's actually really fun. Yeah.
I can imagine they are. I just thought you're paying like 60 quid to for food that you can buy for
five quits. I'd rather pay six pounds for a chef to make it. I? It's not about that. It's
about learning how to make pasta in tour and meat. It's making pasta from scratch.
Wait, I've just said it's really cool. Well done. I carry on my school. I went to many
restaurants, Lewis, actually, as well. Oh, I believe you.
Anyways, I don't want to tell my sorry anymore.
Oh, come on. Who's the insecurity? We're sorry. We're sorry. Now, where it's not.
I only laughed because he laughed and I knew he was going to.
We're just, mate, we're all different people, we all enjoy different things, that's it.
That was my favourite thing I did there actually, it was well fun.
I would do a cooking class.
What else did you do in Rome?
I want to hear his story, no, don't let him...
Well, no.
You said, we're done now and...
No, no, no, he's sitting again.
We need to get him out of his mood and then he'll tell us the story.
Let him be a big babbie.
Should he do...
Should you drive in the end of the world?
No, but I'm interested.
Look at him.
What?
out and say sorry.
No.
Try it in the end of the world.
Oh, I was interested though.
It's only going to get better.
He's sulking and leave him.
I was trying to explain it.
You just said, I'm not
telling it now.
There was a lovely American couple.
There were well sound and then we got
drinking with these Australians
and went out drinking with them.
I thought not American,
annoying Americans were your anger.
Yeah, but these ones were nice.
There are some nice ones.
When I was in Var-in, there's an American base
so, like, you have the pool party things
and, like, some of the decent.
But then some of them are just like
trying to be cool.
I can you fit right in.
One of these Australians,
one even Australian,
they were in New Zealand,
and they worked in the mines.
They worked like two kilometers
underground in the mines,
12 hours in...
Of Mordor.
Basically, it was 12 hours on,
rest,
and you do two weeks on,
two weeks off.
I never thought mining was still a food.
Yeah, in some countries.
In Australia, it's huge.
It's illegal.
It's not really dangerous.
Gold.
Gold mining, yeah.
America.
Well, yeah, you get loads of fucking thing.
Your great granddad was a miner.
Yeah, this country's built on a miner.
They showed me.
We have a pile of oil.
In the middle, Fishburn, you would have seen it.
I was pitch black, he probably didn't see it.
No, we were on a bus at that point, mate.
Yeah, we went past.
It was a pile of rocks with a minor guy inside.
I think we were singing Elton John.
We've actually got a date to film Stagdoo 2.
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And we're going to use Luke and Kane to film it and edit it.
Anyway, we have survived the end of the world, guys.
Yeah, my fabric corner wasn't even that good.
A Christian property led...
No, it's just people on airplanes that don't use the reef sleeve and just, you know, elbow you the entire client.
Fuck on.
You need to let it go, it's shit.
It's going to be produced worldwide, too.
It's not.
A Christian prophecy led masses of people around the globe,
believing that 23rd of September was...
Oh, God, I'm not even...
The Rapture.
Right.
8-12 again.
Yeah, do you remember when that hit first time around
and everyone was like, oh, we're just going to be...
You know, they were...
Peking up to heaven.
No, let's...
For 2012, there were people who actually were like, this is it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then, like...
Paddy Powell were doing bets on it.
They just ran out of stone to put the calendar on, that's all.
Okay.
I'm out of stone.
Yeah, because he had this palaces.
A Christian prophecy led masses of people around the globe,
believing that 23rd September was to be the end of life as we know it.
Why do you read weird?
I'm saying it to the audience.
A story voice.
It's like, yeah, it's for the listener.
They can now, I'm not talking to you.
It's the narrator.
Okay.
It all stem from a South African pastor who's convinced that God will be coming to rescue.
Do you know Jesus might have been an alien?
Finish the thing.
Your ADHD is crazy.
Rescue the Christians out of the world
On 23 and 24th of September
They were the people who were quitting their jobs
And selling their cars
Because they expected the biblical rapture to occur any day now
What would you do if you knew?
Well, there is supposed to be an alien invasion coming
Hang on, what year was this?
They didn't have cars like when Jesus was.
This year?
No, now.
Now?
Today and yesterday and today.
Now?
Yeah, in South Africa, yesterday and today
People have been...
This episode shouldn't be getting released.
Preparing to be...
What?
...arisen to heaven.
That is crazy.
Anyway, the button...
It hasn't happened.
The end of the article,
like, the whole question is,
what would you do if the world ended tomorrow?
What would your day be like?
I'd watch this as the end.
I'd probably go...
I would one.
I'd probably go and...
Why don't wait?
Make love.
Surely it's one big blow up.
I'd probably go to, yeah, go home
and see my mates and my family
just get shit fast.
Yeah.
You got to go to a pub
and just wait for it all to blow over, really,
wouldn't you?
You could survive.
What, the Winchester?
Ow.
Am I survive a plan?
Oh, easy.
Getting a fridge.
I go into the, uh, I go into the, uh, I go into the bin room in my flat.
No.
You go in a fridge.
That's how you survive.
No, in the bin room.
Go in the bin room.
Sorry.
Fridge in the bedroom, but even the, the actual end of the world.
The actual end of the world, there's a hundred percent death rate.
Like, you are going to die and you go, I'm going to spend my last waking moments,
go into the bin room.
No, have you ever seen them, you ever seen 2012 the film where like the government
Yeah, that's not what we're talking about.
We're talking about.
Everything ends.
But the government, there will be a...
You are dead tomorrow.
There will be like...
The last day on Earth and you're trying to survive.
No.
We're talking about if there's no survival rate, what would you do?
What's your final day?
You'd book a like...
I've booked like a first class flight that is 24 hour long and then...
Why are you thinking they're gonna be taking money at even doing flights?
Money's irrelevant.
I know, but the pilots are...
I promise you.
To our family...
I promise you, when everyone gets told, it's the end of the world tomorrow.
No one is going...
I'm going to go straight and do my job.
No, but...
Think about if you're on a plane, you're more likely to survive.
No one's, no one's flying the plane at this point.
Has there gonna be any planes?
Who's gonna be flying the planes?
Pilot, I'm paying.
Oh, so you think the pilot's gonna spend his last day flying you and out?
Also the fact that you think money is useful when the world ends to be.
Yeah.
I'll pay him in like whatever that...
Well, afterlife tokens.
Yeah.
Suck he's.
Soul coin.
I pay him in food.
He's dying tomorrow.
They're all dying tomorrow.
The air hostesses, the pilots.
Is it a, um, is it a um, is it a um, is a, um,
A asteroid? We don't know. It's just 100% everyone dies. Does it matter? Well, chance
like if you want to play, you more like to survive. I don't think you, yet again, one of
these. Why are you getting so angry? No, what? I'm not angry.
At least needs to have a laugh, mate. They're having to get angry. Yet again, another
hypothetical question. You're trying to make real. Why is that anger you so much?
I'm not angry? You could get on a space flight. There's always a space flight. Which old,
you will die? You're definitely going to die. Look, you giggling, smiles. Almost, all.
was crying with laughter here, got a laugh over here, anger.
What would you do, genuinely, what would you do?
Don't look, you can't avoid it.
You've got to be family friends and getting pissed in it.
You'll ask me what I would do.
Whether you think I have no chance to survive.
There's no planes, there's no plane.
No, but this is it.
Stop this fucking.
No, what you don't know, what you don't understand.
You're saying there's zero chance to survive and even in the scenario,
there's zero chance of surviving.
I would be trying to survive.
Yeah, 100%.
I'd be trying to get to like where they have the space flights.
Yeah, I tell myself.
Because they will have, like, fucking Elon Musk is going to go off the plane.
How are you going to get to America?
Highjack a plane.
Hey, Lou.
Me and Theo, you know what?
You can come on my plane.
Yeah.
You're going to hide a car.
How are you going to fly you?
It's your last chance.
Mate, can I bring my family?
You can bring your family.
Yeah, we'll go and have a piss.
You can't.
You can fly a plane.
No, I couldn't.
You could fly in themselves.
Mate, flying a plane isn't actually that hard.
I struck me to see a boat.
How people who've landed planes when the pilots passed out on that?
What the cop-piled?
Have you seen the video of the Sky King?
Oh, Lou, let me ask you this question.
Do you not think of it?
No, it's actually like, yeah, no, but he was a qualified ployler.
He wasn't.
I think he was.
He hijacked it.
I swear down.
It's actually really sad story.
How do you start a plane?
How do you start playing?
I'm not even joking.
I'll get up chap GBT and be like how do I fly this plane.
It will tell you.
It will tell you.
It will, genuinely will tell you.
I feel like you're really over-complicating it.
No, but can we get a serious answer, right?
Just like, in the structure of how this question is asked,
What would you do on your final day?
You can't comprehend.
All right.
I would be trying to survive is what I would be doing.
By the way, Lewis, you are 100% correct.
That's a human thing to do.
A huge thing to do is you try.
I agree, but the scenario is now, everyone dies.
It's not really a scenario.
Everyone dies, right.
You don't know that at the time.
No, no, please, right, for the purpose of the question.
I think, you don't understand.
The mentality is, right, you know you're 100% going to survive, right?
To what?
You know.
It's got to give up.
It's a hyperneical question.
He's got to give off.
100% you're gonna die, sorry.
You're gonna 100% you're gonna die.
However, it doesn't matter if you know 100%
you're gonna die, you're still gonna tell yourself,
I'm gonna survive.
Impossible is just an idea.
Yeah, so therefore, in that scenario,
everyone on the plane.
I'm flying.
So there's no just present moment
of being like, fucking now, I'm sorry.
I'll do that on the plane.
I'll do that on the plane.
Everyone can shag on the plane
and do what we want on the plane.
I'll actually, I'd host the proffle play.
I'll stop by Newcastle.
Can we'll stop by Newcastle.
Can I bring sure?
We'll stop by Newcastle.
We'll pick around, Vic Cheryl.
Cheryl Love, the plane's the sea.
Oh, wait, she leaves in Newcastle.
Right, no, let's be serious for a second.
Serious scenario is, there's a billion asteroids
about to hit the earth for the same time.
Okay.
Sky travel is impossible.
Every asteroid knocks the plane down.
Yeah.
The one that you're tried to escape with.
Yeah.
Caput.
Okay.
What do you do instead?
Find a submarine.
No, no, no.
That's wrong.
Here's what you do.
I do what?
Charlie's brother in the Navy, I'll give him a call.
Say it, right.
Let's head to Portsmouth.
Get in a submarine.
Have you ever heard?
Fucking hell, man.
I would go on Instagram, I'd message Colin Furze.
Colin Firth?
Perth?
Colin Furze?
The YouTuber?
Oh, yeah, you're not.
Connoffatt's fucking...
And I say, have you used underground bunker.
Sorry, no, right.
It's snoggy to say.
Yeah, oh, I'll do that.
Underground bunker.
Okay, then, if humanity ended tomorrow,
what do you think would be our greatest legacy?
What, is a human race, is that?
iPhone.
Oh.
I can't be right.
Would it not be...
I think our legacy
wouldn't actually be that good.
I think we'd be known as really aggressive
apes who killed each other
and had loads of mass murder
and reasons.
No, that's not that...
If you looked at Earth as an alien,
you'd be like...
With the most advanced species,
the Earth's ever seen.
I know, and if you were an alien
looking at Earth, you'd be like,
use a fucking cruel, like...
You can say that about any species.
No, you can't.
We only know one species here and it's us.
Are you thick?
What the hell?
In terms of who were intelligent enough,
like an animal in the wild,
like we're the ones who are dominant
who can actually think we could be nicer.
Lou, have you seen the animal kingdom and how cruel the animal kingdom is?
Yeah, but they don't have the intelligence of us.
As the top intelligence...
You seem to think some of them do.
As an alien, they might take care of their rabbits and that
and turtles and slugs.
What would it be?
Music, use of fire.
Oh, our greatest legacy is that we used to be fires.
Yeah.
I'm trying to come up with a real answer.
Shut up.
You're going...
Use of fire.
We invented that fucking millions of years ago.
What shit one that is to be remembered by?
The wheel.
Electricity.
Electricity.
It'd probably be electric.
Controlling the elements.
That's technically what we do, isn't it?
Hydro power, water.
Here's what you...
Wanton computer.
Do you think, yeah, if Aiders came down and saw it...
AI, you know, like, all the films that would be left behind?
Would they think that's real?
Like Avengers than that?
Films?
Yeah.
and they watch the Avengers, they might think that's real.
So you reckon humanity dies, but all the films survive?
Well, maybe.
No, I reckon...
Every possibility.
They might watch Avengers, like, the hope.
I've got to tell you, genuinely, this is going to blow you's mind.
So, like, do you know, you have supercomputers and stuff?
Yeah.
So say that's...
You take every single atom in the universe, every atom.
Yeah.
And that atom is a supercomputer.
So you have that many supercomputers.
So just try and comprehend how many that is.
You can't comprehend that.
Yeah, impossible...
Well, the universe is infinite.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Impossible to comprehend.
That's not necessarily true.
And then you give it a problem and give it until those stars and all those atoms die out,
until the universe ends to solve the problem,
a quantum computer, which we've invented,
solve that same thing in four minutes.
How do you know that?
That's our greatest legacy, quantum computer.
It's like unfathomable, like, and this is real, it's like unfathomable amount of, like, power.
How do you make that?
How do you make it?
It's so, it's, it's, I don't.
It's like ridiculous, complicated.
It could type in quantum computer, they'll have more answers,
but genuinely, because what they're starting to say is,
it's like, this is, oh, you're going to think I'm being a fucking idiot?
No, no.
But it's like, this is, like, a path to a parallel universe.
I was having this chat with Arthur one night.
Some of the irregularities that come from it.
At what time, 4 a.m.?
12.
Okay.
So it's basically, it shows some of regularities from, like, I know what we expect,
and it's like, the answer is like...
So you think that's humanity's greatest?
Well, that's just the craziest thing in the world.
Like, think how, think how.
How many super companies are that was, and the amount of time the ad.
Lou, let me pose this to you, though.
Superposition.
If someone came down from an alien came down and saw this,
they wouldn't know what the hell it was or how it works.
I think they would.
I think they probably just have it in that.
Now, did you see, right, that this guy, it's been unfolding on TikTok?
This guy got a meteor, right, landed near him.
You picked it up.
And then, like, it's something started growing out of it.
Something started growing out of the video.
And it's had it in the sea.
I've seen this.
I've been unleashed it in the water.
It's been proven to be fake.
It's real.
It's proven to fake.
It's, you know.
Things sprouted from it.
Read, read, this whole TikTok account that does it.
His whole thing is making fake stuff.
It's real.
Yeah.
No, it's not.
Get in the video, you'll see.
This whole, have you gone in this account?
Trust me, I'm a lot more in tune.
Have you gone on his account and looked everything you upload?
I've looked at everything.
So this is how it started.
You idiot.
That's how it started.
And there's videos of it in the water now.
It's this black thing that move.
God.
You're best off going on TikTok, mate.
He is putting it in.
But he is.
You're impatient.
The one below it was debunked.
bunk.
No.
It's this video.
There you go.
Like, come on now.
He's redoing venom.
Oh no, what the fuck?
No, this isn't a video.
This is just...
A bit seaweed in the water.
No, it actually moves.
Lewis, come on now.
I'll send you the video.
He's banging views though.
I'm fucking fake alien.
It's people like him that would be like, oh my god, it's real.
Moving.
It's not real though, is it?
You ever see, Louis?
Have you ever seen those AI videos of like AI Gettie?
That's not AI.
That's not AI
I think that's really
You can go back
Will go back
Click back
You can laugh on me all you want
This has been
And then look
debunk
Dibunk
There's all's here
Is mate
Oh mate
Look
I'm pushing for
There is
On how bollocks it is
There it is
Alien
Moving
It's like watching men in black
And thinking
The guy of the little heads
I'm just seeing
There's shit coming
There's shit happening
Anyway
It's in the US Congress
It's in the US Congress
Oh, this is an interesting one.
I'm actually looking forward to this.
Oh, when does this out?
I think this week.
Is that out of this week?
Is it?
Yeah, so there's a new show from the Peaky Blindish creator, Stephen Knight,
that he's about the dynasty of Guinness.
Hell yeah.
It was devised by Guinness descendant Ivana Laul laying bare her ancestors' rivalries,
scandals, secrets and tragedies.
Everything all right, mate?
What?
Just...
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I know.
See him a little bit like...
Are we having an intervention?
Garrett today, you just seem a little...
What?
Angry and sad.
No, not angry.
You just...
You just see him a little bit.
I'm absolutely fine.
I was trying to read it.
Oh, okay.
You're struggling to read.
We're all met.
Well, early in this day, you've got very angry.
No, I'm fine.
Tom.
What's the matter?
What the fuck?
Tom, we're here for you.
I'm talking about this new show and you said,
you're okay?
It's just a bit like, it was devised by...
And Lou, you remember on pitch side?
Lou, you remember on pitch side yesterday?
You got very angry.
Yeah, it was really angry.
I was actually the opposite of angry yesterday on Pitchside.
Oh, I don't know about that.
You, no, you were trying very hard to make me angry,
but I didn't get angry.
You weren't red with a vein.
You were doing a Lewis vein.
I think if you watched the tapes back,
I actually wasn't at all.
Tom, I love you, man.
Are we excited to watch this?
I'm very excited.
Do we know who the cast?
Who's in it?
No idea.
I can tell you.
Is it a big one?
I don't.
Of course it will be a big one.
I don't know.
I've only seen the, like, the trailer on Netflix.
Ah, James
Joffrey, it's going to be a lot of
Irish people
Geoffrey's in it
Oh, I fucking ate him
Oh he is in it
Jack Gleason
Is he going to be a badly or a goody?
I don't really watch TV series now
I'm not going to lie
Is it Amazon Prime Will?
There's a new really good one actually
Out of the minute called Black Rabbit
Is that the one with Jude Law
Yeah
And Jason Bateman?
Yeah
Netflix, I've been seen it everywhere
I want to watch it
What's it on?
Netflix, very good
Yeah, I'm going to binge that when I get home
We're re-watched in the Bourne series
Wait, Will, when's it out?
My God, that's Jason Bourne.
My God.
Tomorrow.
Yay!
You can watch it out.
You can watch it.
Hey, yeah, yeah.
Guys, relax.
Grab yourself and get us.
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
They pay in us.
And it's not even on Prime,
but I won't tell you where it is.
You've got Google it yourself.
Yeah, I doubt we're going to affect the viewers.
Oh, we are.
Yeah, I reckon this is going to be very good.
What's the best TV shows then?
Should we intro
A bit better than that
Yeah, 21st century, look on
What's the best TV show
Of all time?
Oh wait
Peaky Blinders
Well, we've done a top five
Haven't we
Yeah
I thought it's 21st century
Never one
You know, I mean you could go further back
I suppose
What you're on about?
What are you on about
Peakey Fighters is 21st century
What?
No, I meant, yeah
But like if you were saying
Like only Fools and Horses
That's earlier, isn't it?
I didn't say that though
What?
I said it all time
No, I know
No one's gonna put
Only Fools on horses
As a top five
Yes, we've named
our top five TV shows
From the 21st century
I think it's pretty easy
Go ahead
I don't think this is easy
At all
I think this is really easy
Have we all put
Pecky Blinders
as one of them
No I'm unpopular
I couldn't make it through
Pinky Blinders
Shut the front
I got a bit bored
I did get bored
It's so good
A bit boring
What?
I did as well
I feel like
You're living off a few
Funny clips
I made it on TikTok
Oh he's truly
What the hell
Stop waiting, stop fucking, stop fucking hating.
Maybe not, maybe not the same level as you.
I think my issue was.
I just got bored.
I remember when I, when I was at uni, my mate was watching it.
So I'd come in and I'd kind of get like half an episode or so I never really fully sat down and watched it start to finish.
But I was a bit like you.
I did, maybe it's because I wasn't invested.
Have you watched it fully?
Not really.
I did like a season and a half.
And it didn't have me.
At that point, I was fought.
I'm not hooked.
You remember when the last.
last series come out, I watched that all the way through when it come out. But again, I don't
think I was even fully invested in it because I didn't really know fully the story, but
you, oh, have you watched Penguin or anything like that? No. Okay, at number five, I've got
Tiger King. I think Tiger King is so fucking good. And it was just like nostalgic of
honestly, I was thinking about it and I was like, I have to fit it in, it's that good. And I
I wanted a dock in there.
Fourth, I've got money hoist.
Okay, nice.
Third, I've got the US office,
because I think it's the UK one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.
It's got to be.
Second, I got in between us.
Yep.
And first, I got Breaking Bad.
Nice.
One's actually very similar.
Should I go?
I was between toking and the last dance
because I wanted a docking.
I think they're the two best docks.
I don't think, no, docs, take out all docs, I think.
Why, it's a TV series?
TV show, isn't it?
Yeah, but I think a documentary
should be its own sort of category.
Ah, that's a series.
You know what I mean?
But a comedy's different for drama.
It's a series.
It's a series on telly.
Let's not look too deep into it.
I don't think it's worth going down that rabbit hole.
Really don't think it's worth it.
Does anyone put Game of Thrones in or is the last season just...
I've never watched me up.
Have you?
Yeah.
Because up until that point, that's what I mean.
It was fucking amazing.
I tried really hard to find a space for it,
but I've just been scorned by the last season.
Please stop.
Next.
Should I just say mine?
Yes.
Fifth, I have Dexter.
Never seen it.
Ah, great show.
Resurrection's insane.
It was good.
Correct.
Fourth, I have the Office US,
third picky blinders,
two, the Inbetweeners,
and number one,
Breaking Bad.
Inbetweeners could have been first,
though, but I didn't want to overdo it,
you know.
Fifth, I've gotten Scrubs.
Oh, great shout!
I can watch that all of them.
Oh, okay.
They used to love that,
and I hated it.
I'm no, Superman.
Yeah, that's true.
I would have loved to say friends,
but I've just thought of it.
Oh, yeah, I thought about friends.
Have you not put that in?
Is that not in the 21st century?
Of course it is.
Did it come through?
I've not.
Finished in 2005.
I've just thought of instead,
always sunny in Philadelphia.
That's going there.
That is not better than Friends.
It is for me.
I think it's funnier than Friends.
Actually, I should probably put Friends instead of Scrubs.
I'm watching Friends at the moment.
Nah, Scrubs isn't insane.
Friends is like mainstream.
Friends is show.
People who hate on Friends are cream.
Scrubs is definitely.
Scrubs is definitely.
I'm going, Scrubs, always study, in between us, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad.
Game of Thrones would have been first if they didn't. Fuck, the last season.
I agree with that. I just couldn't put, I couldn't do it, man.
He's breaking bad, unanimous one. Yeah, it's phenomenal, mate. Yeah, I'll do.
Again. What? Forgetting about me again.
No, I'm not saying so far. So far. You said unanimous. That's all of us. So far. That's unanimous.
That's so far. That's unanimous. I see it's a little rivalry. Yeah. What's going on, man? What do you have against me?
Fucking hell
You're a big bubby today
Cover on you, Lee
Ying and Yan as well
Black Cap White Cup
I think so serious
I don't even a mess man
Do you the antithesis
To be each other
What did you say a mess man
I mean I'm a mess
Number five
Great British Bakeoff
No that's crap
Ready steady
Sorry
I was punching down there
When you watch Hell's Kitchen
You think all the food
Looks lovely
Tour de France
I'm thinking of kitchen
nightmares actually
Actually, yeah, Unchained would have been...
Oh, like Drive to Survive would have been in there.
Oh, if we were including...
Drive to Survive is a good shot.
Jockey series, Last Dance is number one.
I thought it's fucking phenomenal.
Yeah, that's good to see.
Masters of the Air in number five.
Oh, Jula Peeps' his boyfriend.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Come on, Callum.
Why is that funny?
I'm not laughing.
Again, I've laughed at his reaction.
No, I'm not laughing.
It's a very good show.
Have you watched it?
I'm laughing. I'm laughing.
Oh, you've never watched it.
I'm not laughing.
I'm surprised you wouldn't.
I'm laughing at his reaction.
Oh.
I thought you...
Do you know what?
Do you know what?
The reason it's not there, the first season was so fucking good.
I feel like they didn't expect the second season and they didn't really know what they're doing.
Yeah, I agree.
They sort of went downhill.
Yeah, you're right with that, Lou.
Number four, Chernobyl.
Never seen.
Yeah.
Nice.
I should watch it.
I don't watch enough tele.
I think Chernobyl might be like...
I think it's one of the highest rated TV shows all time.
I'm going to give that watch.
I want to go out of it.
It's eight episodes, but each episode's like nine out of ten.
It is just...
In terms of average highest rate, I think.
I think it's the average highest rating I've ever show ever.
I don't know if that's true, is it?
Might be.
I'm pretty sure...
Have a look after.
No, Breaking Bad's got a couple of tens on it.
Yeah.
Three in between us.
Yeah, get a much.
Two peeky blinders, number one, breaking bad.
Dumb.
Oh, there is, you know.
No, it is you know.
As I've stated.
But make sure to let us know your top five in the comments below.
And there are any great ones we've missed?
Well, I'm watching on the IMDB top TV shows of all time.
if you'd like to know the official list.
It's breaking bad.
Planet Earth.
It's a good shout.
One and two.
Banda Brothers, Ben Mena watched it after like 10 years.
Chernobyl number five.
There's only 10 episodes as well.
Yeah.
I started Bander Brothers actually on the plane.
WIRE.
There's a few I've never seen the wire and sopranos.
I'm gonna start the soprano soon.
The problem of that, I've seen the end and so it's like, oh.
Blue planet as well.
It has one of the best ends of all time, apparently.
You need to watch Chernobyl, mate.
All the planets are in the fucking top 12, man.
That's crazy.
Yeah, nature.
Bluey?
Bluey?
That's, my niece watches that.
My dog watches it.
It's made for dogs, isn't it?
Yeah, the last dance, 19, look.
Beast Mode, right.
Attack on Titan.
Oh, yeah, the great shout.
Can I tell you my far?
Sherlock.
Fuck, I should have done that.
Oh, why did I not think...
Sherlock is great.
Oh, better call Saul, I should have put that in.
I actually forgot about Sherlock, man.
That's so disappointing.
I should have put it here.
I really enjoy watching.
All right, I'll change number five to shop.
What's that, uh...
Clarkson's farm, 30.
Sex education.
Are you know what?
Yeah.
No, I'm talking about the Netflix, like, animated one.
Animated?
Oh, sex education animated.
Yeah, it's not, it's not called sex.
Go on then, Lewis.
Tell us your facts.
Right, I've got a really fucking good fact for you today.
I'm excited about this one.
I'm going to, do you want to sing me in, Theo?
Like, good old days.
How about the original song?
He doesn't remember it.
He does remember it.
I remember it.
Lewis has a fact.
Close.
What was it?
Lewis has learned stuff.
You probably sang it first time.
That shows how you've shrunked your,
in this entire podcast.
Excession.
Yeah, good shout.
And there's been a lot of good TV
over the years, isn't there, guys?
Interrupts me and goes,
succession.
Go on then, what you got?
What you got?
A little warm-up fact.
Scientists are saying at the moment
we're starting to run out of faces.
Oh, shut out.
So, no, it's actually clear.
So, like, we've been alive for so long.
We're starting to, like, repeat faces.
Yep.
But it's like, it's most,
I've got some examples if you want,
but it's, like, most notable,
in like celebrities
because obviously those are the faces
that survive the test of time normally
right
so like a picture of like
Donald Trump's gonna last so longer
isn't it more the fact that there's just more of us
than ever so there's more likely to be
more people to look away
you've seen that girl on Facebook
he looks like Amberlin
who's Amberlin
what
who's Ambelin
I said Amber Lynn
Henry the Ace Shagda
you said Amber it's not that funny
just a different
I said Amber
Lynn
It sounded like you said
And yeah
Didn't really hit the same
That is not even
Simbler
That's not even close
Yeah it is
They're not
mate
They literally
And by the way
When's that first one from
Oh man
That looks nothing alike
Tell me that's not Obama
It's not Obama
If you want to see one
Go on Grace's Instagram
That's his worst
That's a painting as well
Lads
These look
That's not
That one's good. That's good.
That's pretty close.
Mental, in it?
Yeah.
What, all you're doing is showing us look at, that's not, that's terrible?
That does not look like Andrew Garford.
So all you're telling us is there's been people in history who look a lie.
I've seen that one before.
No, we've run out of faces.
Who is that?
That's Ferrari.
Anyways, that was, yeah.
Is it Enzo Ferrari?
Last one, from Victoria age to now.
That looks not even similar.
Identical.
Anyway, well, that's just what scientists are saying.
So if you don't want to laugh at me, that's your fact.
No, that's a warm-up fact.
It's just not a fact, though, is it?
That's, that looks more like, fucking...
That blew me mind.
That looks more like Kyle's dad off...
No, not Kyle's dad.
Who's the dad, the Jewish dad on South Park?
I don't know, I forgot his name.
South Park would have been a good...
Kyle, I think.
Simpsons.
Even got the glasses.
He's not.
Daniel Radcliffe in the war.
He even got the glasses.
Right, go back. Go back.
That looks more like him.
Errol Slavlovsky.
Where am I going back to this?
Yes, the one on the left.
That looks more like him.
Boy, that's the exact thing.
Well, proves my point even more than not.
That's a fictional character.
Okay.
Right, anyways, so the fact, haunted skies.
Okay, it's classes.
So about 50 year ago, there was this flight, okay.
About?
So, so in 1975, that means?
Yeah, something like that.
No, when was it?
When was it?
You've researched this fact.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
The earliest date specifically.
1975.
If it's a documented fact, when was it?
When was the flight?
50 years ago.
What days?
What days?
What days?
December, 12th.
Are you crying again?
I think I've got calls.
This makes me emotional this fact.
Snees three times.
No, it's about 50 years ago.
I saw this big airliner was like, prop popular.
What was it?
And it was at a time where like...
What airline?
What's the airline calls?
airline calls?
Surely facts have, you know, nouns of
information. You know a lot where they're just like
a standard news art? USA.
Yeah, it's one of the
first ones. Is it?
Don't search. You can search it at the end. I'm trying to do
my facts. It might come up with what happened.
We know it's not the seventh. It caused the collapse of USA.
Anyways, it was a time where
like airline was like a luxury thing so like the aisles
were bigger than I'd like come for your seat and that.
Anyways, it was heading from New York
to Miami. So like there's like
business people on and
party goes, Zungo, Miami.
Yeah.
Anyways, it was all sound on that.
Is that what he's on about?
I thought it was for a bit.
In the cockpit of the plane,
they could hear like interference, like voices.
It's Casper.
So like the pilot's like, fuck, you heard that.
And they're like, the call into like the radio people
and they're like, use, what was that?
24, what was that?
And air traffic's like, what?
Yeah, and the air traffic's like, what?
No, wasn't us, sorry.
Choos this wasn't in October?
Yeah, I knew what he did, yeah.
Anyways, so, they're like, no, no.
And then anyways, these voices are building up,
and they get, like, air hostesses to come into the cockpit,
and they can hear it too.
Anyways, whilst I listen to these voices,
they can hear, like, laughing and shit.
They crash.
They were so distracted listening to the voice.
What, at 30,000 feet, they were like,
oh, what is.
They come into Miami, they crash into the Florida Everglades.
But luckily, because it was in the swamp.
No, no, no, hang about.
So they're so distracted by these voices
The plane has dropped 30,000 feet
Into the Miami Everglades
And they haven't realized
That probably takes about 10 minutes
To them to drop that fire
They haven't really
No, they've been coming to land into Miami
Anyway, so they probably
They've been on the descent
Nearby, in it?
He doesn't know his geography
Anyways, so they crash
But luckily the swamp like save loads of their lives
Because like, it impacts
The stops the blow a little bit
But then there's crocodiles
They got watch out for
Yeah, a lot of them got here
maybe
anyways
so they do a proper investigation
blah blah blah
but like
you know it was just fucked
anyways a few months later
passed right
on different flights
started being like these sightings
and like so one of them
was like a flight
attendee saw like
faces in the reflection
of like the microwave
when she was making like the meals
and that
was it her face
no it was like
of this like pilot
face
another one
was it the pilot
behind her
no no no no no
okay
I'm in the cockpit, wouldn't it?
And it was another flight attendee was like fixing someone's seatbelt, right?
And like she looked up, and from the cabinet, there was like a ghost apparition.
And then another was a pilot in the cockpit, and like he saw an apparition,
and it told him there was an electrical failure.
Turned out there was an electrical failure.
It saves everyone's lives.
So these stories started going about the airlines, and everyone started, like, freak it out.
And it turns out one of the people that they'd been seeing was a guy called,
Bob Loft. Who was he?
I don't know. The pilot
of the crash plane. No. So it was
linked up somehow. Anyways, the airline
pull a meeting and they get everyone in like a room
because like these stories, whether you believe it or not
they're starting to affect passengers and you know
this is ghostly time like in the 1970s.
Why would it affect the passengers? Because they speak
there's course on the planes. Yeah.
Well, they've been served by air ghostesses.
Anyways, so they
like they pull a meeting and they get like all the
high ups from all the airlines because
It's different airlines that I do, haven't it?
And they get in a room, and they're trying to, like, figure out what they do
and, like, where the connection is.
Oh, I'm going to throw you out there.
I don't think this ever happened.
They did.
And they had, like...
You don't remember the giant crash of U.S. Air in 1925.
So they had, like...
The famous collapse of U.S.
Well, they went straight into a swamp.
So they are trying to...
It was fucking pulling me straight.
Because their radio cut out.
The swamp saves their life.
Fuck off.
And it was, like, trying to solve it.
Like, they're getting all the receipts out.
They got, like, the board and, like, trying to pin...
Ouija board on a plane no they're trying like the board like they're in a meeting room with like the
they're staying up every night on a plane no the the top brass the top brass the top brass
they're not on the plane they're in a board room thinking how we're gonna solve this ghost
thing like fucking blues clues or whatever it is and they're like lining up like with the cotton lines
and stuff anyways it was late night they got nowhere and like a young intern comes in and he's like
serving coffee and that and he takes a look at the...
Oh, like Goodwill Hunting, he comes in.
Oh, he now, Lewis.
He's stalked the entire thing.
This is a plot to the movie, definitely.
Yeah.
Anyways, he comes in.
The Janet walks in, he goes.
This guy's a genius.
Oh, he comes in with his coffee and he's like pouring,
everyone's like, past out, like,
cigarettes burning into the hand, sort of like,
lit, no.
Why'd you add such useful...
This is already bullshit.
And you had more useless lies onto it?
You can't state the actual facts,
but you give...
No, he gives personality to the story.
You know, it feels like you're there.
But like that gives you an idea, that's how we run down they are.
You're like, a very good storyteller.
I mean, grips.
Yeah, but the important points, you just leave that.
That's the key part.
This is a story, not the fact.
It's true, mate, this is fucking, you can check it afterwards if you want.
Ghosts.
Anyways, you can, you can tell a story of a fact.
Very well.
Okay, correct.
It comes in with a coffee and he starts like, refilling, and there was just one boss there who's half awake.
And he's, takes a second look, and he's like,
stops me filling and goes over and starts looking at the board and like the top boss is like what the
coffee hey get away from there you shouldn't see it's confidential yeah anyways he figures out what the
connection is so what happens when a plane crashes is the like do the investigation but like the plane's
not always destroyed what sometimes you can salvage parts yeah and what the and what he realized is
all that all the planes that have been experiencing ghost sightings had salvaged parts from the
original plane.
Fuck off movies.
No.
I can accept that possibly...
They use salvaged parts on new plane?
Possibly they use salvage parts or whatever.
But there's no way a plane made from scratch is all from salvaged parts.
No, no, no.
This sightings were on several different planes.
So like, we'll take that seatbelt.
We'll take that receiver.
And it was going out over...
Yeah, I don't feel like that's true.
I think that's true.
No, because it's not damage.
I think that's the lawyer.
What was this again?
1970.
Let me get 10, because
Genenteenth of 12.
So the airline
have solved it.
Oh, so exists?
We've got haunted pieces of our plane
and they're out of control now
we've got ghost everywhere.
But the ghosts were pretty sound.
Like they were carrying luggage and stuff
and like,
not carrying luggage,
but like he was helping in the luggage rack.
He was preventing flights.
You're spoiling the ending, man.
Oh, wow.
He's fucking searching it halfway through.
Anyways, so like all the passengers
were fucking scared.
what they did is they got an exorcist in onto all the individual flights.
It was America, isn't it?
They exercised all the flights, but it's sort of like, it sort of leaves like the question
of you got special needs.
Was that the right thing to do?
Because these ghosts weren't caused it anymore.
Right, that was the ending that you said Will don't search.
The ending was, was that the right thing to do?
And Will wasn't allowed to search that.
Because, well, the exorcist.
Is that it?
No, because wasn't the right thing.
Because these ghosts were helping.
They stopped another one from crashing.
They were helping with luggage.
And also, if you were, if you were, if you were, well, he was in the luggage cabin.
No, no, no, but how do you know that they were helping?
Wait, Lou, are you telling me, they're not up there not helping.
Lewis, are you telling me you?
They all used to work on the plane so they know how to be plane attendees.
Are you telling me if people saw luggage being like floating up into the plane?
Not saying that, but like, what was he doing?
How did he help out with the luggage?
Well, he helped the pilot with the electrical issue.
No, no, no.
How do you help out the luggage?
How did he help out with the luggage?
What did he do?
Well, he was, he probably is up there organizing it in his own way.
Oh, yeah, course he is.
What else was he doing in the luggage compartment?
He wasn't there.
It's fine.
It's bullshit.
People make things up for attention.
Ghost aren't real.
Lewis, Lewis, can I say, when you say a fact, why didn't you mention that 96 of the 163 died, so 75 survived?
In the swamp.
Yeah, it was the 29th of December, 1972.
I said December.
You didn't know.
You said 19, but you also said 1975.
You said the 12th.
I was close.
The question is, though, is it the right thing to do to exercise them.
It was Eastern Airlines Flight 404.
They were helping.
number one
and number two
if you're a ghost
the best place
to haunt is a plane
is it
travel the world
guys
he's travel the world
no hang
wait he said
it crashed
because they were
the ghosts
were distracted
no no no no
I can't be asked
for you to pull the back
because I read it in the book
the crash occurred
while the entire flight
were preoccupied
with a burnt
out landing gear
indicator light
the captain
bumped the yoke
on the aircraft
causing it to turn
off the autopilot due to the focus on the landing gear and the minimal changes in the cockpit
the pilots didn't notice to not go because of this the plane gradually lost altitude and crashed
oh that seems like a reasonable explanation for a crash by the way it doesn't matter how
as opposed to air traffic control air traffic control you there
oh okay i'm gonna land it in the swamp guys i'm gonna send it straight because the landing gear
indicator going to the gorse bit then there is no ghost bit oh fucking bollick
Surged about the book.
That's bollocks, is it?
Right, yeah, reported go site.
In the months and years following the crash,
stories began circulating that numerous employees
had reported sites.
They were helping with the luggage.
Stop saying that.
They were organising the luggage
when people weren't there.
By the way, can I just say,
clean toilet?
Two minutes ago, we asked,
what did they do to help with the luggage?
You went, I don't know,
they were probably organising.
Now, you turn that to fact.
Oh, yeah, they were helping.
They were organizing it.
Come on.
You know what people said.
stopped going on their flights because some bloke wrote a book about it about like the ghost
of flight 401 and then they the airline company sued them because they're trying to keep it
under wraps they don't want to lose selling tickets but they were flushing the toilets helping
with the origins the origin of the ghost sight and may have been a joke made by the captain after
emergency landing in which he thought he saw some ghosts it's not oh yeah he's playing down
on that part, he's excited to bin a down where that's definitive.
You just proved my point.
It's not definitive.
They're not like, all the facts are there, by the way.
You said it was USA on the 12th of December,
1975.
It clearly says Eastern flight, Eastern Air Flight 401.
The name doesn't matter.
Why couldn't you just start us off
with some actual facts of the name?
The name doesn't matter.
We have ghost helping with luggage and use it.
They're not helping with luggage.
He will be though, won't they?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like the way he goes, like, come on.
They will go.
Come on.
Come on, use your brain.
Come on.
What else?
What else?
To do in the afterlife?
Just move around a suitcase.
Right, what else are they doing then?
They're not doing anything because they're never existed and they don't exist.
It was turning to the movie.
Mental people who liked a bit of attention.
Maybe you're the mental person.
Maybe I am.
Maybe I am.
Exactly.
It's a film.
No, you're on about, um, is it designated survivor?
No, that's a great series.
No, no, but that's probably related to...
Logically, you see a former air horse desk in a luggage rack.
No, sorry.
You mean former air hostess?
What's the one on the plane where they...
You mean former air hostess in the luggage?
No.
She's a former air hostess.
They've got...
May Day.
A air horse test.
Supernatural.
No, you see a little bit.
Days of Fury.
Three hearts.
No.
What?
What about a luggage race?
If you have an air hostess and she's haunting a plane, she's going to help our bit, she's a good person.
What's that series on Netflix where it's, they're on a plane and then they've, like, been...
They land and everyone's like, you've been disappeared for like 10 years.
I've heard of that.
I don't know the name of it.
I know exactly what you're on about, though.
He went through the Vimuja Circle.
It's something like that, yeah.
Manifest, that's it, yeah.
It's good to watch.
I might watch that.
It gets a bit ridiculous.
Oh.
But yeah, so it's pretty mad.
So it's a shame for those ghosts
because they sort of hit the lottery
as terms of, if you know,
if you're a ghost and you end up haunting a plane,
that is like the lottery ticket in it.
What, working a luggage department?
I mean, like, no,
no, no, no.
No, no.
Looky bastard.
No, they've got to get to load all the suitcases on the
playing every day of my life.
No, more understanding of ghosts is they're not free to roam wherever they want
and they just have to be where they don't.
No, they're always, yeah, they're always stuck in like an old mansion that's abandoned
and they're just stuck there like.
Of course they are, yeah, course they are.
Yeah.
When you go, where's all like the ghosts or like the footballer ghosts or?
Yeah.
If you're, well, they don't have died traumatic.
The ghost of the sand zero.
Right, so people who are ghosts are only people who died traumatic.
Normally, yeah.
Is it?
Oh, that's, that's enough.
Well, like, if you die in like the London Underground and there,
Like, you're stuck underground for all the rest of the...
Oh, so how about all, you know, like the 7-7 bombings?
Why is there no ghost of those?
Yeah.
I haven't researched, so I don't know what the...
Oh, well, like, I'm saying if you're a ghost, you want to be on a plane.
Ah, yeah.
Well, do you not?
No.
I would rather die.
So I'd die.
I'm going to the afterlife and I'm stuck on a plane.
Yeah, you see the world, though.
No, you don't.
All you see is airports and...
You fly in the air?
Oh, come on.
I'd rather die in the cheesecake factory.
I'd rather die in the fucking.
Yeah, good point, yeah.
I'd rather die in the fucking.
fucking problem.
Yeah.
You could joke.
It is a shame.
Well,
all the ghosts on the flight
just going,
are you not bored
of sorting this luggage?
Yeah,
no,
love it,
mate,
love it.
It's just my
favorite job in the world.
It's just
you would be human
if you're a nice ghost,
but because you have a bad name,
like they get rid of you
with an exorcist,
it's like,
if you could be,
there's obviously shit ghost
with polter guys in that,
but if you're a good ghost
and you get,
yeah,
yeah,
where are you watching,
you've been watching,
you've been watching too much
Scooby-Doo.
Where do they go
to get exercise. That's what I may, I don't know.
He gets all these ghost knowledge from Scooby-Doo.
Oh, no, it's an old man Winkle.
And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky Lewis Bowdo.
All I wanted to do is sort luggage out.
It won't stop the electrical fire on the cockpit.
All I tried to do is stop her from crushing.
How do you know that's true?
Because the pilot said.
So what?
So what if the pilots said that?
Why would he lie?
Why would he lie?
Why would he lie?
Maybe, maybe some people lie for attention.
He's a pilot.
He has all.
Pilots were shagging.
He didn't need any more attention.
He was doing just fine.
I'm sure pilots shagged out.
Again, just to make what you want to do.
Pilots back in the day.
What, and they don't know?
He used to get haircuts for free.
What?
Pilots used to...
That's that relevant to what you're just saying.
He used to walk in and get haircuts for free.
So do you.
You just don't have a clue.
Yeah.
There's a pile of testimony.
It must be weird being in your world thinking that everyone else knows Nick.
I'd love to, I love, I don't know what?
The thing is, I'd love to go on a course hunt with you because you're just fucking shit yourselves.
We sit there, a new Ouija board, and you'd be in the corner, fucking your knees clattering together.
I really wouldn't.
Let's do it then.
Lou, in Edinburgh.
All right, then.
Oh.
Let's go do go or something.
We'll stay overnight.
I've always said I'd do that.
I just think it's boring content.
No, well, not if you see, of course.
You know, in Edinburgh?
We won't.
They got like the chambers
and they're under Edwardville.
Those aren't haunted.
They're literally the most haunted place
in the UK.
No, that's what they say.
You don't want to,
you want to go off grid
to a different, like,
well, anyways,
I sat in the room on my own
with all the lights off.
I was like, come to me, come to me,
come to me, come on me.
Nothing happened.
Do you believe,
did they move your luggage around there?
Do you believe in God?
No.
No, so what?
Why do you go?
So why do you go?
I don't have the answers.
Okay, no, but what's your opinion?
I believe in the spirit.
What's your opinion?
Spirit realm.
Spirit realm.
So you know what people, do you know people who say they've seen God or seen Jesus
or seen Allah or seen whatever God they worship?
What do you think about that?
I think.
You think maybe sometimes people either, maybe they believe they've seen what they,
they think they've seen something or maybe they actually believe that or they're just
lying?
It's like the quantum computer I said.
You might slip into a different.
parallel world, they're like, they can see us, but we can't see them.
You just not answered any time.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
But they might be seeing like a parable, it might be based in science.
We just don't understand the science.
There's a time we didn't...
But he doesn't answer the question.
No, there's, what I asked you?
What I'll tell you right now, this is my answer.
Just answer what I asked you?
This is my answer. And then you can get on to that?
This is my answer. I'll tell you my answer.
I'll tell you my answer.
Any time, humanity hasn't been able to explain things with signs, we've normally used, like,
religion. And then science grows and religion sort of feeds back.
So ghosts might be where science hasn't treaded yet.
There might be a scientific reason
and behind it, we just haven't figured it out yet.
The same way that we thought the Earth was flat.
That didn't answer my question.
Yes, it did.
Because when people see God,
they might think it's God,
but it might be scientifically explained,
but it still might be something.
Right.
So you're saying, you don't know, basically.
I'm saying that, yeah, I'm not.
Yeah, but like, I know this happened.
So you don't know that, but you know this.
I feel like,
I'm quite incredible, do you know what, use all that,
but you'd fucking brick it in a fucking haunted house.
You'd brick it and you'd brick it.
What do you think I've done for the last five years?
Sleeping haunted owlsers for five years.
I've gone to many haunted places with Joe.
Yeah, but easily prove that they don't exist and I've never had anything.
You have to go in with the right energy though.
You're going in with hate.
Oh, so it's my fault.
It's my energy.
It's my fault.
Yeah, it makes me laugh.
I've come in and say, I want to be.
You're going in with here to goaded.
Nothing.
Yeah, well, they don't work to your demand.
They'll be like, fuck this guy, no.
Oh, come on now, Lewis.
If anything, they'd do it to people like non-believers to scare them.
They don't exist, mate.
A load of bullshit.
I'm not saying they do exist.
I'm just saying...
You literally am.
You just spend 10 minutes telling us this is a fact.
No.
Yes.
What we can do is...
It's a fact of this happens.
We all go as a group of four and then we ghost Lewis on the trip.
Just leave him in a dark room on his own.
I'd do that.
And then what we'll do because you have the...
No, because then he'd make up each or...
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, this is what you do, right?
Because there's this thing, right?
I've seen it.
did it in Annabelle's dungeon.
So,
yeah,
there's a voice box thing
that goes through all the radio waves
and it's supposed to pick up ghost voices,
okay?
And what you do is,
you blindfold the person who's listening
and put headphones on.
No,
and put headphones on.
So all that person's job is
to listen and speak out
anything that they hear
and then they can hear.
And then the other people
ask questions and then it's,
that person has no connection
to you asking questions
and then if you link up,
then it's like cooperative.
So we'll do that.
What did you just say?
So I'll say.
sit and listen to the voice box and I'll
corroborative. I'll listen to the
ghost voices. You can ask the questions
and you'll see it link up. No.
One of us will listen to the ghost
all right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll take turns. Well, they might not be
Geordie Ghost, I don't think we are. No, we're not taking, no, you're not doing it.
No, I want to turn. I want to listen to them as well.
Conveniently, we only start hearing the ghost when you can listen.
Yeah, as we won't hear anything then suddenly, oh.
We'll do it, right. But you're more spiritual in tune on you, that's a different.
If you want us to go do a Ouija board and find out once and for all of go surreal, let us know.
Well, like, Ouija boards are a lot of shit.
They're selling them in Toys Ruff.
Yeah, they're originally created as a game.
Hey, we'll go, we'll get some, we'll get Wau, we'll get Wachie Torky's.
We'll get Wachie's Scrabble into the haunted place.
Well, right, we'll play a game of Cluedone out who killed Mr. Mustard.
We'll get Wokie Talkies.
We'll set up some phones and that.
Yeah, and we just set all of us to the same frequency.
Yeah, leave him.
Guys, guys.
I think you're...
I think you're...
I think also Lewis would be the most scared
because you actually believe.
Yeah, 100%.
I'm not saying I do believe.
What you said for a fact?
Are you joking?
They said this is a fact.
I'm saying that it's a fact that happened.
So then you believe it goes.
We're all denying this because we don't believe.
It's not a factor that the pilot said...
No, no, no, no.
You said...
You fuck off, mate.
You said they were moving luggage.
You said the people on the...
fly saw them organising their luggage in the compartment.
Well, no, I'm just using logic there.
If you're a ghost, if you're ghost in the luggage rack,
you probably's organising the luggage.
Otherwise, what you're doing there?
Oh, he's telling me you lied.
I don't know what to say then.
You're saying, you lied?
Pretty creepy, though.
Pretty creepy, the fact that, what, the odds that all the parts came from the crash plane.
It's pretty high odds.
Right.
It is pretty high odds.
All right. See you next week.
Yeah, bye, everyone. He's an idiot.
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