Back Side - Swinging With Parents, No Nut November & Morris Dancing With Mates!

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, Catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Welcome to Backside Court. This is fucking horny. Be honest now, so this is time for openness. Do any of you have a secret sort of hobby?

I do this thing where I like put my nails under each other. at all what we're on about the problem is they're openly swingers all the blokes go around the house you put your watch in the bowl uh too much detail there is too cases down there's a swinger and loo um but you's gonna wank in november what what i reckon give it a go loo you do 75 hard what i feel like a population hold that you've got dumbbell everyone look at his dumbbell face so where's 50 year old you gordon i don't know Last night at the cinemas, two medium popcorns, two medium ice blast and a nachos.

Where'd you go, where you go, where you go? What cinema? No, Cini World. What? Oh, I didn't book it. Two medium, so two drinks, two nachos. No, no, no, one nachos. One nachos.

I'm gonna go 42 pounds. Jesus. Yeah, I reckon. Oh, is that expensive? What's cinema where you're at? 32 pounds. What's cinema you're at like? 18.

Just Cine World. Yeah, it's like 30 quid or something. 31 pounds, like 70, so on me. Oh, yeah, I take 32 quid. That's where they make the money. That's where they make the money, mate. That's why Sydney World are failing. Whoa, allegedly.

Is it? I think the last time I went... A whole cinema scene is in the bin. Right, there was... Empty, it's empty. Five people in there. Yeah. And Liv goes, oh, our seats at this, I said, I don't... At least you walk in...

I'll go. People are now choosing, like, if you went to like an every man, it's full every night. Yeah. The sofas. People are choosing to spend a little bit more to get that, like, at home. That's what we've been doing

because it's like, we don't go often, but when we go, it's like... And you're rich now? And last time I went to sleep world, there was that giza, behind is on his phone and, like, taking calls, which is like, okay, I'm... Taking calls.

I told you about here, yeah. That, it's awful. I've never had it before, so... Did you smack him? Did you smack him? No, no, about him. No, no, you know what happened? Hold me back.

No, no, seriously, Charlie, hold me back. He was going, Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, trying to make it overtly obvious, he's a Yeah, yeah. I don't think you realize, once you become a pro boxer,

your hands are registered weapons. Oh, yeah. I saw your stance this morning, you're definitely not a pro box. What? Do you know, dear? George of Jam. You're talking to the inventor of the fucking...

Sorry, my bud. What's your fucking time with... Sorry, sorry, sir. But anyway, the New DiCaprio film, it's actually quite funny in some parts. That's what, I think it was, that's why I thought it was good because it's like, it's a very serious action sort of film. Then it's like funny and it's like thriller, I suppose. Yeah, it's a weird blend. But do you know what I mean when it says it just like, it just sort of starts and it's nonstop and then it's.

Yeah. I didn't think it needed to be as long as it is. Yeah. Like the music's always ticking in the background. It's always like, and that fuck, I didn't understand. Okay, we haven't watched it. Why that girl's such a. Oh, it's classic.

She really fit? No, no, but, wait, honestly, she's there. She's there pointing a good at someone saying, yeah, get hard right now. And I'm there in the cinema, I feel like she's talking to me. I haven't got popcorn this time because I'm trying to be healthy, so I'm like crossing my legs next to me. Ah, yeah. Because me leg, do you mean me? I just don't understand why she fucked the old guy.

Can you stop? What are we doing it? It really doesn't ruin. Shut up. How did he get? Why do you? When they're on the bed and she arches her back, whoa. I was like, this is not suitable.

You've remembered all the details. that made you horny from the film that's it that's why you think it's a good film that was a good 10 minutes and then did you go home and make love no you went home we went home i started playing um a weekend league on FIFA whatever it's called wait you're playing we you're playing foot champ that's yeah it's a nice escapeism just to play it and honestly i realize chaps is a nice escape isn't it makes sense yeah actually i've been i've been playing recently and i hate it i won 16 games in a row i mean i play like one game and then i can't be Online?

Yeah, yeah. Too intense, isn't it? People are too fucking sweaty. So sweaty, yeah. I actually try and play like it's a proper game. Everyone's like, are you partying around the back? You're best off just playing like the...

Played out from the back on FIFA. Not all the team, but the other one when you play with real teams against each other because the game's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I just... For champs it's better, but I'm not better than a year.

I've got a fucking good team, but I just can't, yeah, it's people are sweaty. We should run it back and play the land party again. Did you spend money on packs? Yeah. Why don't we do you spend $200? $200,000. I've got fucking Gerard.

That's actually a good shout. I don't know. Hey, I'll put that out there. We've got pitchside pro club. My team, I've got fucking, I've got Gerard. I've got, who's I've got, um... He spent $200 going on packs and he doesn't like it. But you got Steven Gerard legend?

Yeah, he's, well, uh, Icombe whatever it is, yeah. Come on, mate, keep up. I was really worth, he must be a little bit. 400 grand. Grand. Your ball and moves. 400 grand. I've spent like $200 pound on packs.

They're fucking better. Pitchside pro clubs. All to do it in a week's time. Yeah, I literally never play. I'll go home, I've played that one game. Then I'm like, oh, fucking, I want to watch the darts. But it's also not even a de-stress. It makes you more stress.

That's what I mean. It doesn't, so then I'll just play NBA instead. It's distressing when you win, but I've got to a hard division now, and I'm starting to lose. I'm like, then I turn off. I'm happy in division six. I remember, yeah. I remember my happy.

Hang on a step, but I'm just going to go for a week. Right. Oh, he's going through a week. I remember that, I remember, you know, when it was that winter lockdown. Do you remember winter lockdown was shit? I remember. actually got COVID during it and my other half had to like leave the flat so I was on the

flat my own for 10 days and all I did was to play career mode with headphones on in my dressing ground for like 10 days it was like the best time it's just too don't judge me I guess you are I guess I did my local I was Crawley Town I've gone to the Prem who Crawley Town okay I didn't hear what you said crawly fucking town I'm I'm told you I'm on a mission at the moment I'm I'm on a mission at the moment to try and find my secret talent. I don't get it though, Lou. What's the difference between your hard for 75 hard?

I think I've just been saying the wrong way around. But no, he can't answer that because then... Yeah, you interrupt him. What's happening? Should we just keep... Let's just keep this in. Fuck about it. He's became madge.

Here! Not Marge is Selma. Court is... No, I'm the judge. Patty? Patty Judge. Burger Patty? They're good at it.

You look at all his show Bob. The mags sound good on this sense. Court's in session, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to backside court. I'm not going to do that voice sell time. Yeah, do normal voice. You got your new guvel. We already had a gull. Everything gangbiarre.

Who is that? Brad Pitt. Yeah, and Joe Black, mate. What's the name? It's actually Brad Pitt. That's actually what he does. Everything Gar, Guarviari. No, in Joe Blake.

She's dying and he's like, everything going to be R right. I've never seen it. I'd like to see that. Sounds funny. Should have. Welcome to Backside, Courtside. Courtside. Welcome to Courtside.

Courtside. With me, Patty, Judge. You, fucking. Making big fat virgins at home have sent in some things for us to decide whether you're guilty or not guilty. Wait, first on the agenda, is Lewis like really sad and depressed right now? Or like, have you cracked a smile? I'm taking that. Oh, nibble.

He's about to nibble. What's that came from? About to nibble. No, I was thinking if my hat jingle was probably getting into the mic. Everything okay? Yeah. Well, we can arrange past all the cabin. Anyway, case one, case one, this comes from, there's no name.

Everything's anonymous. Oh, what, you're all scared, are you? I reckon you just put the names in and we're fucking out. Okay, case one, Theo Baker. So the case one is from a guy called Chip. I recently started a new job and immediately started flirting with an older girl at work. Fair to say, I was in love. Fucking hell, mate.

I think I know who this is. But I soon found out she had a boyfriend and colleagues started warning me not to pursue it. but sometimes you can't help yourself and the inevitable happened we shagged now I hear that her they are still together is starting to work

where we are but she's still making passes at me question what the fuck do I do and who is in the wrong you're in the wrong son I feel like I can help you here son well you are the jury and I'm the job this is fucking horny

and I think you just keep it going mate it's not your fault you might end up having a freesome You don't want that. Is she his boss? No. He's her boss? No.

No one says anything about a boss. Colleagues at work, Lewis. Am I right in saying? He's shagged some girl at work and then his actual girlfriend's starting to work where they work. No. Read the fucking. Hey. I'm trying to find out.

He's just said it. He just said it. So this guy works with this girl who's a bit older than him. This girl has a boyfriend. Correct. But they've been flirting at work. They've shagged. Now the boyfriend is going to go and work with them.

With all of them. Yeah, she's in the wrong. I don't think you've done anything wrong. I think you're the single one. You're just being a horn. And also she's the older one. So she's taking advantage of you. And also did you know he had a boyfriend?

Grooming, mate. Well, she's older than him. Did he know she had a boyfriend? Yes! He goes against bro code that. He doesn't know his bro. He's not his bro. He knows he's nothing.

On with you, Mr. Anonymous. Oh, so games the game. Potentially. Right. What I see is, I think there's a science to this and how, there's a ratio of how fit she is to how bad the crime is. Now, if she's like an eight hour 10, it's worth continual. If you're doing this for like, if you're doing, nah, for someone who's like a bit, like, not even like,

he might be a 10 out of 10 in her eyes and a five out of ten eyes. No, no, if she is like unbelievable, some put, he's punching above his way, then yeah, God, I've reached a judgment. Wait, I haven't finished, no. No, no, my man, Lewis is a weirdo. In situations like this, it doesn't matter how fit she is

because it's just so horny and it's like, it's like a porno, ain't it? It's like in a suit when Rachel fucks Mike. No. That's the Queen of England. No one's, we haven't seen that. I've ruined it. No, no, no, but that doesn't make, that doesn't make any sense because Rachel's boyfriend then doesn't join the firm.

They're just shagging at one. I tell you what it is firm. Am I right, Judge? Yeah, absolutely. My fucking cavils. Cork. See, yeah, me personally, I think carry on. I think carry on while he's at work and then just be,

Ben be, like, really friendly with him at work. Oh, that's evil. Yeah. You get him like best mates and then have him like console about his real art issues. She just doesn't want to like love to me anymore. I feel like he's going out later night and I don't know where she is. Oh, mate. That's awful.

That's true. That's true. I'm all about it's fit. It's funny though. Fits. Like you with the boyfriend. Yeah, don't do it with me. Wait a second.

Is this Charlie wrote in? We consider it's a one. I wonder where she was. Are you applying for a job at a school? No, not a job. Just going Okay, so what we So we

So the question is What does he do And who's in the I personally think you Just go with the flow She still wants to fuck you Then you're not doing anything wrong And

Who's in the room The girl's in the room But that's what makes it all Correct So that's just my opinion I'll say you're both in the wrong Girls are more wrong But you may end up being dead

If he finds out Why is he in the wrong? Because he's now continuing And he knows about it But he doesn't know this guy anything Yeah, but it's like bro code, no No, he's nice, no, he's bro.

It might become his bro. He doesn't actually say that he's going to continue Shagging. Oh, okay, yeah. He says she's still making passes at him. And he's turning him down. Oh, he's playing hard to get the little minks. Maybe they go into the cupboard.

Right, so group judgment, keep going, mate. She's in the wrong. Right, case two, go on Lou. Hi, lads, up the back side. Yes, hi, here, hear you, hear you? That's not what Judge does the town cry. A what? I need a bell.

Friar. I've been living with my girlfriend for five years now and her parents want to move into our new home with us for six months whilst they're between places. The problem is they're openly swingers. I've never forgotten the time I went to their house to get something, only to find a full-skill orgy taking place in their front room.

That cannot be real. My girlfriend doesn't want to say no to them and I don't want to leave them without a place. That's not true. But I'm scared of it. what I'll find. Well, let's just imagine it is real. High, presently speaking, that's quite a difficult story to make up. Is it?

I think that is fucking mental, if it's true. Well, surely you'd want to, yeah, move them in and you might end up swinging. No, I... Is it, swingers having an orgy? Is that not two different things? I thought swingers is, I'm just going to watch you shag my laugh. No, no, like, everyone shags each other. All the blokes go around the house and the wife.

You put your watch in the bowl, and then you... Too much detail. Erie still what the fuck do you know all this? I'll tell you how I know. It's like a ball. All the men's put the watches in the bowl, and then the women go and take a watch out. That's not explaining how you know.

You're just explaining more details. That's not swinging part of it. Can we please find it? It was an episode in the O.C. Ah. What the fuck's the O.C.? TV show? You must know about the Osees.

I don't know what the O'Soo is. Orange County. What? Orange County. One of the best TV shows of all time. I wouldn't say that. Well, Thiel's a swinger, but we'll put that to another dear.

You don't know the OC. You're like my age. So essentially, we aren't. I've never heard of it. Two cases down, Theo's a swinger and looses and nonce. So. I'm personally, if I'm going to give you a real answer here,

I'd probably, if they're open swinging, I'd say, yeah, you're more than welcome to say, but no swinging business going on. And also, I don't think they're going to hold orgies

at their daughter's house. They did at their house. That's their own house. Yeah, but their daughter would have been there as well. But that's their house. Yeah, but it's also hers. I think,

no, she, she lives there. If I'm being honest, The more annoying thing is they're moving in for six months. Yeah. Yeah, honestly, I would say no on that line alone. It's like six months you can probably... Another lie, find a flat. You'd be too scared.

Welcome, no, I've wanted... Well, no, but they're obviously in between places and it's obviously to help save money, isn't it? Yeah. Or I personally think, or just wait till your misses is out and join in. With her mom and dad. No, you don't have to shag the dog. See, why do you take it that way when there's a woman involved?

What happens if they were like, yeah, we'll join. And then the daughter picks up the dad's watch. I also don't. And they look at each other list. But that's the rules. I also don't think that's... They both had casios! Swinger parties were.

Surely you'd just pick them like face to face. No, but then you're like choosing. Then it becomes like a fancying thing. That's the whole point of swingers though. Like you don't just get fucked by anyone. Do you think if you turn like 50 and you just fancy, like you do think you become a swinger? No, I'd just,

Just go out and fuck. No, but like you're 50, you're sort of like, he's lying out, you fell off. You're not the young stallion anymore. People are looking at him like, you're like the creepy guy in spoons now. No, because I wouldn't go out to places where there's fucking... Where would you go?

Where's 50-year-old you, Gordon Schatz? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, God. What's that pus? Two for two on being weird. No, I don't know. Just because of like salsa dancing or something.

What did you go? Fifteen. Oh, right. What are you on about us when we're 15? Because he said where did you go when you were 15. I said, no, I didn't, he didn't. What did you say? Fifteen!

Oh, okay. Kill me. Perrin you. So, are you going to go to Sasser dances to pick up chicks? Well, no, because obviously by then I would probably be married with kids or whatever. With who? With who? Charlie.

Oh, my God, are we swinging? No. I mean, sure, we've lived. Me and you. Not. We can link hands. No, but no, I wouldn't do swinging ever. Fucking hell, stop that sentence.

It's probably to imagine us swinging. Actually, let. Would you? I couldn't do swinging. I think you would have to, I think you would have to not like your misses. Just, yeah, the, yeah. Like, you wouldn't, you wouldn't love your misses in that way. Just to point out someone here's not wearing a watch, so.

Well, that means you swing. That means you, it means you swing. That means you're putting your watch up to be picked. I didn't have got picked up, shit. Like, anyone? Nobody. I can imagine you swinging. I really can. I can actually see that happening.

With your big foot. What does that be? Like, yeah, fuck it, let's go there. You seem to know everything. everything about it's i think you have it's more weird that you haven't watched you see than i know about swinging too honest it's really not but right the question is am i in the wrong time and a place for everything i'm not to them um you're it's your house no it's your house i'd say yes but put in some no swinging ground rules yeah that's an awkward conversation okay like do you mind like i heard it's

a rumor and they go what we've done that they're open swingers there's not a room oh yeah to say no shagging other people in the house yeah you can shagging yeah you just drop it in nor shagging I'm a cook. Right, next one. Go on, case closed. Do we want Theo to read? Oh, yeah, go on then.

Right, bit of a weird one here. No, Theo, stop. I'm not sure how to put this in writing, but here goes. Here it goes, it's meant to say. I've known my best mate since I was seven and we tell each other everything, but recently we went on a spontaneous trip to Norfolk.

Oh, wild. With, not Norfolk, with my girlfriend, only to be surprised by what I saw. My best mate in the street Morris dancing I'm sorry, what's Morris dancing? It's like when they've got all the ribbons

and the hats and like They're tied to a pole And they go around the pole And they're going to say that again Don't laugh Tom You don't know who it is Say that again What do you see it?

I think we're in Morris dance Carlton Morris Of course he does course he does Who Morris dances? Carlton Morris Carlton Morris I know as I can't

read um that's a separate issue it was the weirdest thing i've ever seen and now i'm concerned up what else he's interested in i want to take the piss but i also want to be supported first of all you can no you have to take the no sorry he's acting like he's seen his fucking mate oh you joking look at this what they're doing they do it at the london marathon it's fucking mental no you've got to bully him out you have to take the pit you can be supportive yeah yeah they're not mutually exclusion you got to bully them all of it. Oh, so you don't put him out of it.

You're being supportive, but what's the band-y? What are they doing? They're dancing. If he does enjoy it, then don't bully him out of it. It's like a barn dance. But definitely take the piss. Well, we're supportive about your knee, but we take the piss of that.

More might's take the piss out of me for doing TikToks. I don't understand why, like, what's happened? It's fun for them. No, but like, what's the meat? There's a meaning into this. Yeah, to dance. Lou, you openly choose to like,

punch in a face in a ring. Can you type in meaning of Morris dancing? There'll be like, there must be a background to why. It's just a form of dance. Lads, there'll be a history behind it, you're fucking... It'll be old English dance. Old English folk. Yeah, that's what I want to find out.

Why do you care? Because it's interesting. I want to know why the dance was sticks in funny outfits. It's just part of it. It's also like saying... They have it at London Marathon. Why do salsa dances wear red dresses? Yeah, and that'll be an interesting history if you were in...

And no underwear. Legit in Spain. You're weird. You've been weird today. You've been weird today. Legitly. Because you're getting sick and I... Not on the O.

Anyway, can we get back. Back to the question, this is shit. Right, so what... He's overreacting a bit. Am I a bad friend if I take the piss? No. Take the piss, but you don't need to be... If you're supportive, that's weird.

You can encourage him, but also take the piss. Yeah, but being supportive is weird. It makes it sound like he's got an issue. No, because the guy... His mate's obviously embarrassed about it, otherwise he would have told him he does it. That's almost worse, though. Sometimes you've got to tick the...

But also, it's quite weird. What are the chances? They both go to Norfolk on the same weekend into the same screen. Imagine this horror. His mate must be like, you joking. So embarrassed he's traveled all the way to Norfolk, Norfolk that far away from where he lives

to be like, no one's going to find me here. Be honest now, so this is time for openness. Do any of you have a secret sort of hobby like this or something weird? No, I'm just saying, like, get out of your... The crazy would probably be Pokemon, but that's not crazy, is it? What do you do with Pokemon? No, is it not playing the game.

But you play Pokemon? Not now, but like... What do you mean play it? What do you go to clubs? On what? Oh, on Game Boy? Yeah. Oh.

You still have a Game Boy. I don't know. It's class, mate. Do you use your Nintendo Switch? What? Do you use it? Yes. I don't.

No, I mean, I'm trying to think... Come on. I do this thing where I like put my nails under each other a lot all the time. It looks nice. Try it. Proper. Proper. The fuck is not relevant to the golf is.

Not at all what we're on. Put his nails under the other nail That's a hobby That's a hobby Is it Try it Give it a try, go on Like dig your nail

Into the other nail So you can really feel the pain Why would The only one I could really think is I just Really Would be But this probably wouldn't even

Be that surprising To you I drink alone And have curry every night Yeah I once bit on Olympic volleyball No it's just I had like an obsession

With power pods Yeah Power pods You know the little Footport Biggeries Football Man Get a power pod and play football

I had like hundreds and hundreds I had like a stadium and everything Tell me you still have them They'll be somewhere in the loft What about you? Some of them to America with me Yeah, about you I don't know

But I'm gonna start singing lessons To find my secret talent That's what I was gonna say So maybe that'll be my thing I'm gonna try I'm gonna try like I'm gonna like try Like be your vlog

I'm trying to find it I love how you like Trying to like What do you call it like Normalize it just because it's for the vlog But you actually want to do that That's cute No every week I want to try

To find my secret talent So probably it's going to be bad at that. But I think everyone has a secret talent out there. And I am not very good at anything. So I'm not, but I will have. Are you talking about the thing I took a photo? Exactly. Like, I do a lot of things.

But I'm not good at any sport, really. I just do a lot of them. What about the thing that I took a photo of that you wanted to take part in? What was it? Oh, the smiley thing. Burry people. Burries. Yeah.

So that's one of them. Yeah. So I want to try and find my secret talent. What are you good at? You're good at organizing. I know. I'm on about like... No, he's not...

You're good at dictating. Sorry? Dictating. Nice. But, well, I'm good at the other one as well. No, but that's not really a talent. Like, that's not worth. I'm on about like, you know...

It's like singing a sport or like an ability. Yeah, but not every talent has to be like entertainment or sport. But I'll have one. You won't. You won't. I might. I might be a revolutionary singer. Well, I've heard you see...

We didn't record in a song. Lou, Lou, let's... So, no, wait, that's not a lesson. So that's not a hidden talent in him? Yeah, it's not natural talent. No, because he might come in, like, fucking hell, this is groundbreaking. No, no, no.

Groundbreaking this shit. Louis, Louis, I've heard you sing. No. You cannot sing. No, you don't understand. Give it a go. So it's not a hidden talent. So he might need to fine tune me.

Go on then. What? Wait, sorry, Lewis, Lewis, you can go. Well, I've had three of your singing lessons and now I can sing, so that's more hidden talent. That's not, that's not. No, no, no. I'm thinking like, this is how I envision it going, like, genuinely.

I walk in, right? And he goes, ah! Yeah, but we get that, that's that with everyone. We get that out of the way. But then I start singing, and then he's like, he's like, one second, mate. I'm like, okay. And I'm sort of like talking to camera.

I'm like, oh, I'm really bad. And he's crying. He's like, I've just never heard talent like it. He walks out the room, right? He brings someone else in. He walks in. He's not going to listen to this. He brings in, like, the boss.

And like, he says, just do that exactly how you just did it then. He can't do it. And I do it again, he's like, mate, honestly, with a few more lessons, you can be something else. You are good at. You are good storytelling. You're a very good storyteller.

That's not a story. That's how I envision it. Yeah, but it's good. I was in Catholic. Can you not imagine? I do anything other than that, I feel like it's going to be disappointed. What do you do stand up? That'll be on the list.

I've reached out to a couple of that I would hear. Can you sing for us now? Just want to see what it's like. No, because he's going to do that fucking opera song and I hate it. I reckon I know a good talent that you've never tried that you could be good at. What? Killing yourself? That's the last one on the list.

Gurning. naturally, really. Gurning, you know, and they go, and they, like, contort their face, but... Like, Jim Carrey? Put him in the other kind. Wow. World Gurney.

I mean, you'd be good at that, Reeve. What the fuck is? That's disgusting. No, but, like, so we'll find out, but if Singler's not here, maybe stand up, then maybe, um, what else? Sit down?

There's a couple more things in the world. I don't know. You haven't got, well, what's your secret talent? Do you play tennis? Paddle. See, there you go. Hmm. It could be your secret talent.

No, I mean, not but I don't really have one or dancing I got talent I can name a song by like the first note okay ready I got to know the song though that's not what I didn't can't that's like recognition that's no oh he's gonna test me ready let's see you're definitely not the first note remember don't give him too much yeah yeah one first oh my god he gets the wrong job by the way you were innocent I can't hear right now we're Talas, shush. Hang on.

I want to stop it straight away. Fuck, no, like one second, one second. One second. Okay. Are you ready? Do, do, do, do, do, do. Oh, fuck, I know this one as well. Isn't that the point?

I know how the song goes. It's a very famous song. Yeah, go on there. Go on that. Very famous old song. Why are you taking so long? This should be your talent. I don't know the name of it. I don't actually know the song.

Well, there we go then. Shopeo can't. Okay, I've got another one for you. Is that Abba? I haven't any. Yeah, it was. Oh my God. That is, even I know that.

Yeah, is it the... I know that. Walk them down the street. Nope. Nope. Nah. How are you? We'd be like,

nah, do, no, no, like a wagon wheel. We'll rock me. Mama rock me. We've judged Theo's secret talent And is bonned I don't know the name of these modern songs, brother That's fucking that.

Modern art of That's one was Apper Right, I've got one more for you Ready? Okay You can't get that You can't get that You got to get that

Rihanna Yeah, yeah, that's the audience Well done One more, one more Ready Yeah, that's easy Are I beat to the beat of the drum? Is that by...

You should know the name? What? Tell us. Then Kesha beat of the drum. Sing next. I think we've learned this as... Yeah, so it's not used. Guys, do you have any of the admissions to the backside court?

Please send them to Backside... Backside atfellers Studios.com. We want to hear yours. I don't have talent. No. I will let you know if you're guilty. Only once I'm drunk, Tom, you see? You see?

Well, it's come to that time. on the show, lads, your favorite time of the show. Should I take it off for continuity? No, no, keep it on. It's really hot. Welcome to Baker's Big... What the fuck are you doing? Once a minute, let me just restart that.

Is this your dream diary again? Welcome to... Oh, God, how bad was that? Oh, man, the mountain game... Everyone else, we sort of found a feature, and we stuck with it, was good. He's went to, like, five different features. People liked it. No, we're on about the dream.

It's food related. Uh, no, it's Baker's Big, Bad Quiz of the Week. I'm not at the end of the episode really. People loved it. You're not do it at the end. Yeah, that should be a finisher. We'll be your fact last. Yeah, you're fact.

Right, do we need notes? Fact, fact. Notts up. Yeah, I'd go notes up. I were you. All right. In the Dark Night, what actor played Harvey Dent?

Oh. I hear, I hear quizzes. Oh, no, I know his name. Yeah, it's actually so jar. I couldn't get this one. I was like, fuck. And then I read it. I was like, shit!

Oh, that's so annoying. I'll give you a clue for this one. I'm not getting it, no matter what. The surname has a organ in it. A major organ. Or it's a muscle technically, but here. There's a major muscle. It's technically a muscle, but you'd think it's an organ.

All right. Number two, if you're ready for that. I've just made that way. I don't know if that's true. What was the name of Ash Ketchum's first Pokemon in the original Pokemon TV series. And if you're playing along at home, don't cheat. I'd like to know your answers in the comments down below.

I don't think I've really watched Pokemon as a kid that much. I have a guess, Lou. I have. Don't you worry? If Reeve gets that one wrong, by the way, embarrassing. You literally said your secret talent is playing Pokemon. I feel like that's a trick question, though. Why don't you just answer the question?

I have to answer it, yeah. Right, which rapper released the album Take Care in 2011? Wow, that's a tough one. I don't know. I don't know that. I'm not a geek. I don't really know anything.

A nerd. Okay, guys. You can get this one right here, Tom. In Breaking Bad, what is the street name of Walter White's signature blue meth? Oh, what? Oh, I've forgotten it.

I watched the whole series. That one's annoying me because I watched Lord of Rinkbird. I'm up my ass. Think about some of the characters in the film, in the CV series. Might help. Right, guys. Yes, guys.

Bateson here. Question number five, the PlayStation 2 was released in what year? And you get a bonus point for the month. PS2 PS2 PS2 PS2

Easy All right question number six Oh this is really easy I'm going to change it though Um What team lost

the final of the World Cup in the year 2002 You know I don't do fucking... Easy. I have no idea. I made that one on the spot.

Right. I'm having a mayor here. I don't think I've got any of them, if I'm honest. Really? Yeah. Question number seven. Hopefully you lot are home of playing along and getting all them right.

In snooker, how many points is the Blackball worth? I can't remember. Something we all think we know, but do we know? I don't know. I can't remember. Oh, mate, what's the fucking breaking bad one? Right.

In number eight, which country invented lager beer? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Lewis, you look like you struggling over there. struggling over there I don't think I've got one right

genuinely don't think I've got one number nine number nine name this is you have to get

a point for both here name the two fighters from the 2017 boxing match

dubbed the money fight Tom is so confident on every... What, you're? 2017. I think that's right.

I think that's right. Yeah. Oh, la, la, this is getting serious here. This is the last one, right? Last one. Yeah, I've not missed anything, man. Okay, cool. Question number 10.

Now, for a couple of the lads here, if you get this wrong, we'll know you weren't paying attention at the weekend. How many players are there? on the field for one team in an NFL match. On the field? For one team.

Not two, one. Fucking too many, I tell you that. It's ridiculous. I don't actually know the answer. I got it, easy. Locked in, beast mode. How are you guys doing playing along at home? You're all ready, eh?

Yeah. Okay, right. Why did you see my first answer? So, the first one was, who played Harvey Den in the Dark Night? I said, John Peck. Henry Hart. I put Brandon Hart. Yeah, on the right line, it was Aaron Eckhart.

Eckhart, yes, fuck! Oh, did you put Peck? John Beck. I don't know. I don't even, fucking, yeah. Oh, Aaron Eckhart. Ash's first Pokemon. Barbosol.

It's got to be Pikachu. Barbosol. Squirtle. Pikachu. Yeah. I thought I thought it was a trick question. That's why I was weird. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, Reeve out in the lead with one point. That's the only one I know I had, by the way. Make sure you keep a teller yourself. Take Care was by Hulu. Eminem. No. Is it Drake? Oh, I put Eminem.

You put M and M. Yeah. Tom put Drake. The correct answer is, of course, Drake. Well, I'm in trouble. Waterm White's signature meth. Blue crystal, I'm it? Blue crystal.

I'll put blue crystal. Blue. Blue sky Fuck Isn't true No one called Blue Sky It was blue crystal

Street name is blue sky So what am I on one I think they just called a blue I'm not gonna lie guys Yeah that I think I feel like people call it blue sky I've never heard it called Blue Skyler

Ah was it No Number five What year was the PS2 2003 November Oh I put September 2004 September 2002 Oh

I thought November Yeah but that's too late I feel like all kinds They came out I'm pretty sure PS1 and PS2 Came out really close together I've no idea

This will blow your mind Is it earlier than that The year is 2000 Is it really No way Does anyone want to get I'll give someone a bonus point That was like the first one

No I think Just in Japan Yeah Came out PS2 In 2000 Who wants a bonus point for the month Well we're just guessing Don't we

I put September I think September I think September November No, it's much Right Number six Who lost the 2002 World Cup final

France? No Brazil No They won it Oh Italy then No Germany

Yeah 2 nil The score or the Yeah Both How many points Is the Black Bull worth In snooker It's seven

Seven It It I've got a point. No, you're wrong. It's seven. Yeah. It's fun.

You're a different point. My God, I'm on them. There's no other points coming. You want zero? Yeah. You should get number nine. Oh. I think I've tried to be too clever with the number nine.

And I've fucked it. Where was Lager invented? Germany. I put Germany. China. What are you laughing at? If in doubt any inventions, I'll just go with China. I'll just go with China because I like the old.

Lager beer. It was in Germany. Was it? Yeah. I got point. I didn't think you'd do Germany twice, so I didn't put Germany. Well, I made up number six. Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't think about Germany twice. Ooh, you went for the old quiz of Roo play. I thought you weren't going to do it twice, yeah. Yeah, it was Germany for Lagerbier. I think of fuck. The money fight. I was going to see the Pachial one, but when Mayweather-Conello. Mayweather-Conello?

I don't think they'd name it. 2017? Mayweather Pachial is what I put. Mayweather Pachial. It's McGregory. Mayweather? Correct answer. Mayweather and McGregor. Yeah, I'm an idiot.

The money fight. Do you only get one for the... Canelo? That was like 2010. Both for one point. Yeah, it was... I don't have a concept of time, you know this. And the final question was how many players are on a team in the NFL? 16.

16. 15. 11 is correct. Is it actually? Yeah. Oh. So, how many points did we all get guys? I got five. I did all right.

I got one. Two. I should have got six. I'd put Germany. I thought he's not going to do it twice. Let's not how much. How many you got? How many?

I've got one. We've got three. Tom got five. So as the winner, oh, no, you keep doing the quiz actually. But you get to choose a for the loser, I think. Oh. Yeah. Was he did three to it before?

You don't know how there's a forfeit. You still owe about six months ago. No, we don't just do the quiz and he like, and now there's a fourth. You did one. Not a chance. Where was the last time you did a dance? Not a chance. Yeah?

No, I don't. I didn't. I did them all. No, he didn't know. Yes, I did. It's making things off. Unfortunately not, boys. You're not just throwing a forfeit in randomly at the end now I've lost.

When you were the producer, you'd make us do stuff. We didn't want to do it. And the fourth it is, you have to do an impression of Harvey Dent when he burns his face. Yeah. What does he do? When he's burnt. I'm not to see it. I don't really watch Batman.

You've never seen The Dark Night. What? That's the one I'm most annoyed about, by the way. Aaron, but it's such a name you wouldn't like remember. Yeah, but when you've said it. Okay, no, no, you have to do an impression of Jackie Chan. You have the impression of Batman. Yeah.

That's quite easy. Give me a line? No, pardon? Like, what are the... I am the savior of Batman. I've come to the rescue. Where is she? Say, say, where is she?

Yeah, where is she? No, tell me where she is right now. I need the child. Say that. I'm not seeing... You've got a missed... You've got to say that. Tell me where she is right now.

I need the child. You need to go deeper. I'm not doing it. What do you mean deeper? That's as deep as I go. Come on. It's like that. That's what I did.

Tell me where she is. Where is she? It's like that guy. That could be my single time. And the final sentence could be. Final sentence. Yeah, go. I need the child.

It's like that guy. Jerry Springer. How could you? How could you? She's the only pastor for me. That's class. But you's gonna wank in November? What?

What? The fuck. I don't wank. It'll be just another... Uh, yeah. I ain't fucking doing that. It's just been... November, he's so woke.

Why, you're not like... It doesn't prove anything. It shows willpower and self-discipline, apparently. There's no self-dispillist. They're not wanking. Me's you not having sex enough. Oh! It's not one guy there.

Shagger! When was last time you went to Shagg Town, then? Shag... No, it's one-way ticket to Pound Town. No, I'm talking about Shagtown. What's... What's Chips... Oh, changing subject.

Why are you going on your phone? Because I'm trying to find the... I'm trying to find the... We're asking you a question. I'm trying to find. We're asking when last time you had Shag tongue. Don't deflect, bro. Lewis is interested in your sex life.

So when it comes to known at November, fans of the online movement believe it can lead to the following benefits. Here you go. Here you go, Lewis. Oh, my God. This is for you. Great. Oh, I thought that said music.

Great. Great of music development. But you spend more time practicing rather than wanking. Great muscle development. Thicker, healthier hair. There you go. That's plus. Higher sperm quality, better concentration, an improvement.

of self-discipline. I think that's a higher sex drive. Fewer issues with erectile dysfunction. Oh, mate. I reckon give it a go, Lou. You do it's 75 hard. What if I had to like... I feel like I'm going to come in the week after

and I'm going to look dead. I'll be like this. You do, anyway. Your ball sack would get a bit heavy as well. Is anyone going to be partaking? I've got it here. I think it's a bit weird, like, you know what I mean? Like...

Do you? Yeah. But you're also doing something for a long while. that improves Hard 75 is wanking every day Yeah Are you like making up rule for what Because you're drinking during it

I'm not drinking I'm gonna drink twice for the Stag videos So you're drinking during 75% Yeah Oh no I failed Oh I mean that kind of is the point though Yeah well I'm not

I guess I'm doing my version People do police it really weirdly It's like They do you remember I think it's better to do your own version Because you're building habits for yourself Yeah I'm just gonna do it Except from the times

When I'm flail it though drinking. Yeah, but just know we're judged you as when's the end, Louis? 22nd of December. Just before Christmas. Yeah, and I'll be

fucking shredded. I'll eat my turkey. In fact, we'll come back to this moment on the 22nd December, so get your top off. Oh, God. This is Lewis Bowden on the 14th

of October. What's the diet going to be, Lou? Because that's usually the biggest thing, isn't it? The diet is essentially lots of protein. Lou, let's ask you some

before and after question. The diet is, a lot of protein, a lot of protein, have a calorie deficit because I want to lose a bit. I'm on like, I was at 80KG when I started, which is pretty heavy for me, like. And then just eat as healthy as I can when I'm out about. Like, when I went to the NFL, I have to eat, so just whatever the healthiest option is.

What's the healthiest option? There was just like burrito on, like, burrito ingredients on top of tater tots, it was weird. That was the healthiest thing, I swear down it was like that. Or fried chicken or loads of fried chicken and birds. burgers. It was just like... Why are you doing this? Because I'm fat.

I mean, I used to try so hard to put on weight and that I couldn't do it. And I put on like 10 KG now over the course since my last fight. It's mental. What for your goal? Last 75 hard. To lose weight and get fucking shredded. Yeah.

Mentally, where are you at? Oh, God. Have you Google a question? Weird. Yeah, they're all shit there. Right. Are you happy? Shut up, Theo. Yeah, doing gym stuff, yeah.

Right, then, so you've got to gas gobbles this week. Gobble my ass. I'm trying to get through this effort as quickly. This week, I've gone with animal-based. Whoa! I like that. Because I've got an animal fact with it. Yeah, shoot you fucking, man.

Okay, sorry, sorry, Tom. Right, so we've got three facts, but one is fake, which is the fake one. Ooh. Fact number one, the immortal jellyfish, also known as Tirotopsis Dorney. Ah, yes. A good friend. friend of mine. I swam alongside them. They can literally reverse its ageing

process. When threatened or injured, it reverts... They're Asian project. Do you don't make it weird, man? He said aging. Aging. Okay. I thought he said he reversed his Asian process, though. I didn't know what that meant. They can literally reverse its aging

process. When threatened or injured, it reverts itself back to a youthful state. That's class. We never done. Effectively, allowing it to start its life cycle again. Scientists call it biological immortality. That's genuinely true because it just come out recently

like they're trying to put that into like animals and like... No, we were talking about that here where they made a new stem cell. That was what they're doing into dogs and it's got nothing to do with jellyfish. I've heard jellyfish. I think it was... We were talking about...

Half a mite of talking about jellyfish. But sea creatures could have that kind of weird. You have often said that you... But if one, the others were a joke, I'm 100% right, that's real. Again, you have also said that before as well. I don't think you have also said that. Just trust me on this one.

I'm that. I don't know what this animal is. A jellyfish? No, the next one. Axolotus. AXO. Do you type it in? The rhino.

What are you mean? Like a bug or someone, isn't it? AXO. L-O-T. There it is. S. L-S. D.

Amphibian. Yeah. Type, what is it? Whoa. Oh, he's fucking beastball. Okay, go back off. That's an alien. He's like,

Amphibium. Pretty cool. Them can regenerate entire limbs. Yeah, I believe it. And even parts of their heart and brain. Perfectly without scarring. Researchers study them to understand how regeneration might one day work in human.

Is there only one real or is it one fear? One fake. We've done this. So these could be two. Both could be real. You see how that thing had things coming out of it? Maybe that's like it's hard. What?

Dawn. Let's not go. But lizards can regenerate. Number three. can as well. Giraff's hum at a constant low frequency during the day to communicate over long distances

similar to whales but on land. Hmm. The sound is too... Yeah, just like that. The sound is too deep for humans to hear without special equipment. Oh man.

These are all sounding very rich. I think that's fake because whales do it because sound travels better in water. That's true. Yeah, why did giraffe do it? Why don't they head bite each other? Oh, they might constantly have, like, a maths problem.

Giraffes are stupid. And they're like, hmm, they are really stupid. They're not seeing how long their neck is, mate. Yeah, to mate each other, they just headbutt each other. Do you know that two regeneration things and then one low hum? Do you know, giraffes work on like a delay because it takes so long for their brain to communicate with their legs. Like, they'll be like walk and it'll be still. And then they'll be like, it's like being on high ping all the time.

Is that true? Surely the nerves and neurons are in. I don't believe that. too far like so that's why they're really have slow reactions if a line comes for them because like it'll all be biting them and then not like what about like a blue whale when it's swimming does it think if it's brain then moves its fucking tail about 40 meters behind it I'd be saying specifically with giraffes but it's still bollocks I reckon no it's true that's so their legs are under like yeah it's like it's like it's like being on 200 ping when

you're doing one in cod and it's delayed or play in FIFA and it's like you pressed eight ages ago but new like nerves fire instantly no no giraffe once it's too long Lou, you're fucking stupid, mate I watch more Atmer than you, mate Attenborough. You watch suits and whatever that's swinging programme is. Right, so... Like that you don't like, don't know what shoots are crazy. One of the best shows of them.

Right, so does the giraffe hummer a constant low frequency during the day? Do that... Whatever it's called, regenerate entire limbs and their heart and brain? Or does the jellyfish... Or does the jellyfish reverse its age? You said it regenerates the heart and brain.

Yeah, that's a bit too... That means it's immortal. Well, that's what they're called. I've got a question about the jellyfish. What if he's tread on it? I don't know. Question about jellyfish. I don't see if he's dead.

It can't do it, can it? Question. Stamp on it. Back to like. Do any of the jellyfish, like, even though they can be immortal, just be like, fuck this and just let themselves die? I'm not going to lie to you. I've read out the entire thing of each one.

The jellyfish is real, for sure. But that means there'll be everywhere. He didn't actually, no, no, no, but he didn't actually say that the jellyfish were immortal. He said it's referred to as biological. It could be immortal, so they choose to still die. So that sort of like shows, like, if we were more, we'd probably get sick of it and just can also. I think, Jennifer, it's true.

But, like, I don't believe this little rat thing can grow its brain back. But you've also said the giraffes can't hum at a look. I've spent time around giraffes, and obviously we wouldn't be able to hear them anyway, because that's the whole point of the thing. But I don't buy that. They're not enough to figure that out. How loud would they have to hum?

No, it's funny. It's like low frequencies. But they've got to go miles. I don't think it's miles. You said they communicate? Yeah, but it's not mild. Of a long distance. I don't think it said that.

He doesn't say that Oh, going back on his story Someone's been caught out Oh, but I didn't say it Well, someone seems to have been caught out Tom It's what when you said about the heart and the brain Or did Oh, more time

Oh, someone seems to be caught out I already said that Oh, scratch my tin and call me bait Chin, shit That's not real Scratch my tin and call me bait I feel like the humming thing's nonsense I do agree with that

I think it's a lot Can spot each other from a long distance anyway They're tall, aren't they? Exactly. I can see. I have everything. Exactly. Trade Pitch is definitely true.

No, he also said that fucking weird thing was as well. I can see. It's got things sticking out of it. What does that happen? It looks like an alien. Probably is an alien. I think clean fish tanks, though. That's why people get them.

This is a good one, by the way. Proper stumped it. I don't think drafts home. Sound on travel on land like that. Yeah, I think you, the way, what he said? Should we, should be banking giraffe then? And whales use sauna. It's got to do with girats.

That's not, they're not humming. Bats used to say. No, but he's not, it was just an example. Yeah. They're not saying. So it's a draft use in Sona. It doesn't say that. So that's like, that's like comparing me using a phone to you posting a letter.

I don't understand your point. Sona isn't making a noise like with your mouth. It's a different form of, it's like you're comparing a phone call to a letter. It says, kind of like whales, but on land. What does that mean? I don't know. I've read out. Could be bollis.

Louis. I think it's a little. I'm given, I've got three, I'll just read out, what's here? Tom, I need to tell you right now. You've been caught alternate. I just don't understand. You're asking for more info and I don't have it.

Oh, sorry, yeah. You've been rumbled. I vote giraffe. Giraff. Giraff. We're also like to vote. We're actually, that's so we've all agreed. And we're going to win?

We're there. No. No, can we locked in. Okay. It was the weird little thing in the middle. Oh, heart and brain. I told you. Okay, right.

Giraffo did not hawk. How is it growing up at the brain. Type in. So he said, he said, he said, grow back limbs, but parts of it's... We'll be a draft, be honest. Yeah, they torn home during the day. I know, I was just told them. Yeah, we actually, we got told it was right and you just carried on.

But your, your theory was completely wrong. Oh, so we were right. You, but... Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'll beg to differ, sir. Because I'll find there's three winners here. I won't lose it. Because reason it rumbled, the reason it was rungled. The reason it was rung is because it was...

I said during the day. Mm-mm. They do it at noise. Does it matter how you get the result, Tom? I'm confused. Why do they not just do it during the day? I don't. Maybe because they can see each other.

Get ready to learn about the longest war in history. What the fuck's going on? He said to me, and then I said to me, what did you say? Do you want to go to go in a loo? We ranged it last week, too fair. Oh, man. It's for his blog. Oh, this is so awkward.

Please leave this here. Wait, what? For his blog? But you already did this morning? No, wait. I sort of do like a lot of stuff He went this morning as extra Why didn't you invite me?

You come along if you want No, I don't want the pity invite, thanks But don't look at me You also didn't come yesterday When you were supposed to What I mean yesterday? What are you on about you? You only want to hang out

Say if we're going to go gym later And nobody messaged you This is so awkward What are you on about? This is so fucking awkward What gym are you going to? Why are looking at me? Oh my God

You never invite me to the gym I didn't invite me to the gym I thought you said it's for his blog That's even weird It is his, no, it's not. So hang a second. I'm going to do a little bit, but I'm going to just have a gym with a help. So hang on my vlog.

Hang on, so is it for his vlog or not? Well, yeah, he's blogging it. I'm going to get a little bit, it's just to sure I did it. But who invited who? You invited me? I thought you said you invited you last week for his vlog. So you're lying? No, no.

He's lying. I'm not lying. Caught in the lie. That does sound like you lying. Okay. Well, did you invite him or did he invite you? You invited me. I don't know why.

I obviously invited him then. Well, what is it? Just didn't push it. No, no, no. I'd say openly if you invited him or not, because you're doing this whole, like... Yeah, I asked him to go to gym last week and then we brought it up again this week

and he wanted to come. We had to rearrange a couple times. Are you going to the gym really for your vlog? They've even rearranged it. No, I'm just going to go get a good... I'll film a bit because, like, a film coming here. And during that rearranging, you're going to have a nice workout with a... I'm not allowed to be in the vlog, am I, I guess.

Oh, sure. What? It's not for my vlog. Yeah, but really said it was. I just filmed. I will film a bit of it. You said I'm going to vlog it straight away. No, I didn't.

I said I'll get a couple bits. That is, by the way, that's not on that conversation when. Okay. I think that's really out of order from you. Wait, what's your problem with me and Jim, we've gone to the gym together? He's left out. It was more that I just...

He never invites me to go to the gym. I don't go to the gym with anyone. So you only want to come out of jealousy now. Oh, no, I never extend the invite. You have never once extended the invite to me for the gym. I just did. Oh, just did That is also true

I just did But like I don't go to gym With him Actually if the camera replays He did not extend it to me He looked at you There was never a point Where there was eye contact

With the land over here He said does anyone want to go to gym with me Didn't make eye contact me And I went on car I've got to shoot It's not what happened That is literally what he said I'm going to have to look at VAR

No we're not We don't need to look at VAR Why do you have such a problem Why are you changing the subject Now you've been caught out of lying I've been caught out of you You're both lied and you're both snakes. Make you think, doesn't it?

How often do they lie? Yeah. Yeah. A bit like you. Carry on. Anyways, get ready to learn about the longest war in history. You against deodorant. Or a shower.

Let me take you back to 1859 in Australia. Oh, not this. Very exciting. There was gold rushes, you know, immigration, lots of growth. Back then, though, like, we were like, you know, immigration was like a great thing. It showed, like, prosperity. You hate it now, don't you? No, I know, people trying to, like, sort of sully the name of it,

but, you know, you have to remember Australia was founded on it. Don't you remember? You were saying to me the other day that you fucking awesome. It's not quite how Australia was founded. It's kind of expats, isn't it really? I mean, like, no, there was mass. I only learned about this the other day where you could get a ticket from England to Australia for a tenor.

No, no, no, Australian are built from our prisoners. No, but, like, I'm on about when, like, there was a big bit of, like, there was a big bit of, like, But I'm saying there was a big bit of mass immigration to Australia where literally you could, like my grand sister got a 10-pound ticket and just left everything and just went up really. You know Teng Fid wasn't worth saying back then? What I'm saying is quite a cheap thing. Probably it was like on the board.

You'd be on the board. Well, it'll be the same ball that your parents went off. What a wooden ship? Yeah. It was a long time. They a sale to Australia. How did they know existed? Might not even survive.

Well, my grand sister. It wasn't that long ago. fit it was nice um she had a lovely isn't that just wait isn't that you're just your auntie no it's my grand sister you're great auntie yeah you are right

I don't think that's how it works isn't quite literally how it's the name yeah I lose track your grand sister your aunt one of the immigrants was a fellow called Thomas Austin now he was a rich lad he was doing well

I should work with the guy called Tom Austin well you might know he got a lovely he got a lovely owls he had like a nice nice gal some kids a barbecue like everything you've already won. Barbecue. A barbecue.

Yeah. Shrimp on the Barbie. Well, he's in Australia. He's not picking to Australian life. Did he put another shrimp on the barbecue? Yeah. Put another shrimp on the barbie. Well, that's how he sounded because he was like coming from English.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. He didn't quite get the action. Yeah. Didn't get it. So, bloody hell, I love the bloominazes. Oh, that's disgusting. But he always thought something was missing, you know, a taste of home.

And he actually ran home, rang home. And he was like. He rang home in the 18. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry, no, no, no. When were telephones invented? Wait, Tom, it doesn't matter when they're evaded,

but they didn't have a fucking wire going to Australia to the UK. He rang home to his brother who actually, like, had rabbit tonight. He didn't. And he's like, he just didn't do that. He was like, all right, that ain't crack you, yeah, can he?

Can he get some rabbits? No, but hang on, how can this story be true if you couldn't phone at that time? Got in contact back home. How? He probably written. He sent a letter. He wrote to him,

but he wrote it in Australian. Right. No, no, no, what does that mean? What does that mean? So he starts writing down words like, crikey. I wrote it in Australia. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, this is this, visualised this, Peter. Like, during the film, when they read a letter, letter, the person wrote the letter. He's writing it back, going, fucking, I've seen you pick that. It was impossible to make a phone call from Australia to England in 1850. He was rich. The fastest communication between Australia and England would be a letter on a ship, which would take two to four months.

Jesus. His fucking brother's reply, man. Jesus, Mason, you picked up the accent quickly. First direct phone call happened in 1930s. Oh, my God, a million years later. He got in touch back home. He's like, aye, bro. Web of life.

Right, bro, cracky. Can he get me some rabbits? Because he wanted some rabbits, like, to make it feel more like England. Oh, right, yeah. So instead of just going to, like, I don't know, New Zealand or a nearby place, he wasn't a rabbit there, did they Tom? I bet they did. They only had rabbits in England.

Rabbits weren't there, unfortunately. How do you know? Because what, you're about to find out in the stuff. Sorry, go on, man. Tell you. Anyway, so his brother can barely understand him. So he said, mate, I don't understand

because you write a letter. And he wrote a letter over and he says, essentially, I want some rabbits. Now, the issue is, when they arrived, they were dead. He got the wrong kind of rabbit. So, like, the package arrived

and it's like, and he, like, got the receipt. And it's like, he's like, Australia first got rabbits in 1788. You just need to stop searching because you're about a fine. You literally hold your thought one second. Go on, okay, okay.

One second. The rabbit was a lizard. He wanted some homegrown, like, British rabbit. Oh. And he had, and he had a look. He couldn't understand the Australian. No. And he had a look, and he was like, oh, bloody bloomin out.

Yeah. I wanted the old British rabbits and they sent me wild rabbits. What is this accent? Still not quite, he's still being up Australian. And then delivery driver's like... Delivery driver. The Amazon driver. The Amazon driver.

It's like, real rabbit. So essentially he got the wrong... Also, when were cars invented? No, he's talking bollocks right again. You can drive a horse and carriage. He can drive a horse and carriage as well, if you want. Yeah. But you want.

Essentially, he got like wild rabbits, which is a different breed of rabbit, but he was like, Blumen L. It's got a technical... A year upon, calm. So he's from Texas now. Yeah, he's from Tennessee, don't I? So at this one, he doesn't have a driver.

He can't be asked with his accent. He just goes away. So he's stuck with like 26 wild rabbits. But he's like... Yeah, he ordered 20. From where again? He ordered... I'm sure it wasn't 24?

26. Surely they would have just died on the boat on the way over. Probably. No, they fed them in that. Felt them good. Are you sure it was 26? Sorry, so... Four months on a shit.

So rabbits got fed better than humans did on travel to Australia. Yeah, well, he was a rich man. He paid for good shit for them. So the rabbits arrive, right, and like... They loved it. 26, yeah? The rabbits are loving it because they're like... Fucking hell.

Like, it's... Sunny is out. Unreal food. So much open space in Australia Like they go around like They're looking at each other Like we can't believe how fucking look here Like we're in Australia

And grass is class in the sun I don't think a rabbit knows it's in Australia Well that's no you can tell one An barbecue shrimp on the Barbie and all that Well yeah they can smell the Barbie going But as a rabbit Like they are like this is mince Like we just came yeah yeah yeah yeah

It's definitely 26 yeah Yeah when was the barbecue invented Obviously before when he's mentioned Anyways so like a big shadow Like looms over the top of like one of the rabbits It's a fucking hair It's a hair

Looks up It's big foot It's Tom Mr Thomas with all his mates He has a fucking gun And he blows his head off Turns out they're not there Just to keep the peace

They want to hunt He wanted to hunt the rabbits So all the rabbits Like startle Like this isn't like a happy farm They're fucking running off Into the wilderness And this was the first act

Of a war So Turns out he planned to hunt And kill them over Christmas And all the rabbits went out And they started to breed because they were out manned and outgun.

So these rabbits had shagging, like rabbit. Yeah, no, I got that bit. Where the saying came from. This is where the same came from. Because the rabbits, over a few years, reached a max population of 10 billion. Okay, how did they count them? That cannot be right.

He's counting that, yeah. 10 billion wilds. Who's counting them rabbits? 10 billion wild rabbits. Oh, I don't think that's true. That would imply the person that got to the end of the counting, it's probably already dead before they counted 10. Billion.

Do you think there's 10 billion rabbits in the world now? You'll have a chance to fact check at the end, but let me just... At the end, through. So there was 10 billion rabbits. At their peak population. What year? I don't have the year for that. Just in Australia.

But essentially, that was the first act of war. The rabbits when I was like, these humans aren't nice. They aren't a native species, this wild rabbit. Like, the rabbits already exist in Australia. This is a different type of rabbit. So they breed. That's a real. That was the peak they reached.

That's more than... Will you stop fact checking? I'm not talking. You are. You're not in phone typing. Lewis, that's more than humans on earth right now. No, Tommy's right. It's 10 billion wild rabbits.

That cannot be right. I'll show you my sources at the end. We keep getting derailed. At their peak in the early 1900s. Again, we're derailing. I will, genuinely, that is, that is true. I was literally watching. I was literally watching.

By the way, he's wrong. I'll show you at the end. No, there have never been anywhere near 10,000. billion rabbits in Australia, let alone the world. Just definitely was, by the way. I was watching Australian news channels today. Oh, you are fucking dumb. You be the one searching for the wrong type of rabbit.

You're the dumbball. So 10 minutes... Just rabbit. Anyway, so 10 billion the wild rabbits like fucking... All in Australia, by the way. But by the way... So these are getting hunted down by... What are they even feet?

What happened to the ones back in England? By the way, Australia's massive... Were they not... Emu war then. Sim similar times. Because at this point, Australia, Australians didn't know this was coming. This is just one...

One sort of emus and then the rabbits on the back of the emu. Attack! Australians are deep in the emu war at the moment. Oh, yeah. But they didn't see this war coming. This is from an English immigrant who's brought over a non-native species. They started devouring all the crops, taking down the infrastructure of the Australians.

Houses. No, no. Like, so essentially they started eating all the crops. He infested 70% of Australia. They were all over the point. Are you talking about the rabbits or Tom Austin and his mates at this point? No, no. Thomas Austin was like, we've fucked this here

because he didn't realize there was a difference between wild rabbits and rabbits. Got you. But he's also an immigrant to the country. Yeah, so he's came in and fucked the country. No, genuinely. They were destroying the soil, the soil erosion. There was collapses of native animal pollutions, crop loss, which meant they couldn't feed the livestock.

Australians were starving because they started war on their house. They could have lived peacefully on the farm, but he shot the fucking... He shot the head. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say... I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, even if he didn't shoot that first rabbit, they probably would have... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They would love it, they were peaceful in the farm at the start. They would have grown in population, though.

They were there, like, this grass is lovely, it's sunny, you have a pond. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If animals treat you or you treat that? If there's a dog that's... The rabbit still would have fucked. If you come across a vicious dog, that dog has been trep viciously. Tret. Oh, you do?

What's that got to do with the fact that rabbit was still fuck? Yeah, that you've, yeah. I mean, it's in their nature, isn't it? They could have been nice to the rabbits, is all I'm saying. So that wouldn't have I'd say. One, bear in mind, this is all, the rabbits are winning a war that they didn't start at this point. So, like, you can't really blame them. But one observer in 1890 wrote, a moving gray blanket of rabbits rolls over the land, leaving behind a desert.

They were fucking shit up. So Australia essentially launched a counter-attack. Are you blaming the rabbits for the out-out-out-out-you-ve-in-back? No, counter-track. So they ends them about Ronaldo shooting and trapping. They started poisoning them and poisoning the ground. They built a rabbit-proof fence, which was essentially just a wall of like stones. It was not very good.

It's 1900. I reckon 10 billion rabbits is impossible to deal with. They started in 1950s, it's the war is still going on. Biological warfare was pulled out. They injected the wild rabbits with viruses to spread it amongst the species. Still the outbred enough, so it didn't make a difference. And then they started another virus called the hemorrhagic disease virus, R-H-D-V, still didn't work. And Australia still has hundreds of millions of wild rabbits, which costs 200 million pounds of year of damage, all because one guy called Thomas shot someone in the head.

There's no doubt that this story is there is some truth to it, but you just made up a load of nonsense. That's all true. Against all the stack of odds, the rabbits continue to fight. Many do not remember why, but they are born, live and fighter soldiers in a day. never-ending war. But they're not fighting, though. They're just doing what rabbits do. This is the interesting thing. No, they can't even remember why they fight, but because it's been passed down from

their parents, they just fight. Yeah. What are they doing? The human. Also, how do they fight? Yeah, exactly. They pick down the infrastructure. They pick up swords and shit, do they?

No, tick down the infrastructure. So they just eat. Yeah, they just eat grass around them. Is that what you're saying? No, they destroy the soil. So they destroy the farmland? Intentional planning. They eat, they eat the grass on the soil.

could have been a peaceful species. The war was started and now that's how animals work. If their parents teach them to do something, it gets passed down. They don't have the knowledge of why they started. They can't remember corporal Willie who was shot on the head, but it's in the evolutionary chair. But have they shown any actual animosity, like, attacked people or not? Or are they just doing what rabbits do? Like, no, they attack the food sauce. To put it into perspective, if there are 10 billion rabbits in Australia, the human population, about 26 million right now. Which means 10 billion rabbits would be 380 rabbits per person and would be far beyond what the land could support.

But isn't that not mental that this war's been going on for like 150 years? You know that virus they made, though? You know that virus they made. Yeah, it is. It dropped him by 90 to 99% in some areas. I typed the peak wild rabbit population. Oh, he's... Yeah, I'll just say that.

Fucking hold that. Oh, no. You don't know what's stupid, stupid idiot dumbbell. Maybe next time, don't interrupt with your little fucking phone and listen to the facts. It's not true, though, is it? Fucking Dumbull McGee over here. Fucking, oh, idiot McGee can't handle the truth. Fucking all that.

It's not true. Dumbull. Go back. Right. Yes. Oh, let's all laugh at the Dumbore. Oh, he's made you look like a right, nomad. Dumbore.

It's not true. We should give you a Dumbore hat. Oh, Dumbo. Everyone look at his Dumbore face. Didn't you say 26? What? Yeah, he did. He was wrong.

I said max 10 billion. No, you said there was 26 rabbits. There was 24. Oh, Lou, here's one for you. Why didn't you tell you? I don't listen to Dumbow McGee. Sorry. I'll listen to these guys who actually listen to logic and reason.

Yeah, but Chats, GBT, is always right. Unfortunately, you're just going to have to hold that, Dumbow. He's got, he's got, he's got horses. Why didn't he tell us? Oh, no, no. Why didn't you tell us about the... I think you should apologize. I'm right.

I apologize. I'm right. I'm right. Oh, Dumb4 can handle the truth. Why didn't you test about the fence? What? He did. I did.

You're too busy typing on your board. You're talking about the fence. Dumbour! There's a really cool thing. You could have told us about the fence. How long it was? Isn't that the emu one? A rabbit one and an emir one.

How long is the rabbit one, Lou? And while. It wasn't very good. It wasn't any much of a fence if you type it in. It was just like... Three thousand two hundred kilometers long. Do you know what? Grace.

Well done, Louis. Thank you. I'm sorry about him ruined it halfway through. I must admit I doubted that many rabbits, but clearly it's true. Can I just see if a future facts, This is why, don't interrupt, we'll fact check in the end, because you've ruined the floor and sometimes Theo,

so what he fucking fucking said? Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo, Theo. Yeah, you did. Theo, sometimes it's just true. But it was 24. But it was 24, I was right. Just, just respect, man. Yeah, just respect the fact, man.

Because all he comes to be fat. Anyway, thanks for 50K, everyone. And hey, he's to the rabbits who are still fighting that cause. And we all pray for the rabbits who still fighting the good fight. Everyone in the comments. Just eating grass. Thoughts, rabbits free Australia. They're still out there fighting?

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