Back Side - Theo Angers Calfreezy, Tom's Holiday NIGHTMARE and Our Dream Blunt Rotations

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, Catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Oh, I work off on, after day one, everyone was so angry at me. I was like, that's so deep. Cal Freezy, that is like someone. He removed himself from the situation. Apparently, Theo was going around.

What is the perfect lads holiday? Beer. Rock and roll. Where'd you reckon the best one was when we were 20, though? What the f*** do you bring kids to a beach club? Can you actually answer me that? Pack it in! Oh, and also, also on the way there.

Hey! What's wrong with you? And this is crazy. Tom is back from Holly Dizzy. Oh, I was trying to rhyme with me. I haven't missed an episode. Thanks for 50K! New lighting!

New lighting! And guess what number episode this is, guys? This actually looks better. 69. 69. And... Let's see us. Another one.

If you didn't watch pitchard, when will pitchard be out today? Well, no, that's not today. Krispies. It would be Tuesday. Tuesday. Yeah. Oh, yeah. haven't watched pitch side, I've got piles.

Yes. Tom has piles. Yes. Well, he thinks so. I feel like you should still go to the doctor's, though. No, they'll finger your bum if you go. No, I must admit, I felt what? What, if he's just any condition? If he comes with an asshole blood problem, if you put the finger up? Yeah. What, like that guy in Sainsbury's? He felt them. Well, in Sainsbury's, man.

Yeah, if I walked into the doctors and said, mate, my ass is bloody, dodgy fingernails, they put a finger up my eye. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I did feel really early this morning. Live was like, you can't get to work like that, and I was like, oh, I'm so. Much of crap. It's not work, babe.

I really enjoy it. You remind me of Anderson. I genuinely was thinking. I was like, I can't miss pitch side. No, wokes. Wokes, you dick. Fucking out. Anderson.

Jimmy. Oh, see Anderson run out? Atkinson. Jesus. Fucking hell, mate. It's like, you know, one of your mates pretend that he enjoys a sport that you enjoy it. He just doesn't know anything about it. Yeah, Anteke.

Yeah, Antelect, Fessie. You never let that go. So he lose. Yeah, Atkinson got five. I didn't lose. I didn't lose. Well, so. You got five.

You've got piles. Yeah, so I didn't really, so I've just come back from holidays. You can tell from my raging tan. Look at a fucking tan on the boy. I'm so proud. I don't usually tan. I usually just burn. Yeah.

Did you start burning and then you tan? No, no. I was really good with cream all holiday. You just got a nice tan. Oh. That's the thing. And then, to be fair, considering you haven't left the country, it's pretty good. But, um, and then the last day, no cream.

How many times? No cream. So I went. I went pretty pink. Next day. I think that's a way to do it. I don't believe in sun cream too much. Oh, skin cancer.

It's quite healthy for you. So, anyway, you were constipated. Yes, so getting back to the poo, if you're eating, I'm sorry. You said your shit like twice a day, yeah. I can have a lot of shit. You had two poos before 7 a.m. Yes, but this is the question I want you to solve it for me. Before 7 a.m.

If I'm up at 6. How do you define a poo? Really? I have poo out of time today How do you define a poo? Remember I said you earlier your ass, maybe? It's the most mental thing you've ever said?

No, because if I poo and then stop and then get up after wiping and then five minutes come back and poo are they two poos or are they the same poo and I just didn't get it all right. Also, who goes for a poo five minutes after they've poo?

Yeah. This guy is mom. We obviously haven't like It's the same poo, won't it? The initial poo. Yeah. My pool routine. You're still two shit, do it? It's two shit.

Guys, this is what the internet wants to hear. This is my peer routine. I haven't even explained why I've got piles. I'll get around. I would say that when I swim is worse for some reason. Why do you have to, honestly? I wake up. I'm sick.

I ate you. I wake up. A poo. I have my breakfast and coffee. A poo. Why have you interrupted the pile story of this? And then go to the pool. A poo.

For the pool or after the pool, you poo. No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, but sometimes I hate you with every fibre of my being. I thought I was good, when you do things like that. Well, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, I don't know of it. Where do you poo? Uh, usually after, like, the first dose of caffeine of the day. I think, see, I think that's my issue.

I don't really drink that much caffeine. Don't have a nice morning. I smell coffee in a mix of, I have a cup of tea in the morning. Look an ice latte. I, except my tactic is, I actually now, I actually now, make my coffee smell it and go poo and let it cool down whilst I'm pooing because I can't but we know that you're an abnormal human what the fuck that might be the weird thing you've ever said let me let me explain no let me explain so I had a problem where every time I sipped coffee coffee I need a poo coffee yeah like your body already pre yeah but then it turned into whenever I smelled

coffee I needed a shit so I came up with the system I was like this coffee's too hot anyways because I have it black and then I decided to smell it uh what the hell I decided to smell it Make myself need a poo and whilst I cooled down, I'd shit. Someone say you were smelling the coffee. What? Smelling the coffee? What, what's the saying? That's not what?

Black kettle pot. What? No, what's the saying? Hot kettle black. You smell in the rain. I know, it's the chickens come home to a roost. That's not even, that's not even cold. Smell the coiff.

It's a bit, yeah, smell the coffee. That is a saying. So people can hear you smell the coffee. It's a coiff, isn't it? That's a coiff. Yeah, it's a quif. Smell the quiff. Wake up and smell the coffee.

Wake up and smell the quiff. You need to do the court, though. You can't just say, something else in a bit more tea. You're smelling the coffee. That's a genuine question. How many times have you working up and smell a quiff? I would say,

real, I would say waking up and having a coffee, like, you know, you know, you know what I'm going on a day? You know what in a holiday? You know, in a holiday?

You have a coffee, like a balcony or outside. No, I don't. I'm not fucking... A balka copy? Have you've had a balcony coffee? No, that's lovely. Oh, mate, I think morning coffee might be the top five things on earth. I have a beer.

Have you ever thought you'll never know what it's like to quiff? This is the most dysfunctional start. Tell me about your piles. Nothing's going on. I know, but you'll never know that feeling. You're a horrible in the air, by the way. I see it on TikTok. So you were concentrated for how long?

Anyway, the reason I asked you that is because you said you shit quite a lot. I reckon I shit maybe once a day on a, like that's not a lot. That's not a lot. You might have internal problems. You need my personal problems. There's a lot of internal problems. Oh, I think I shit once a day. Like, it's very rarely too.

Wait, so when you wake up, you don't like, and you just, you don't poo? It depends sometimes. I'm not consistent with my poo. You know when you shit yourself? Was that your third poo of the day or your first? When I shit myself, that, oh. That was a Chinese in the evening. That's got to be back here.

See, this is it. I can't remember if I've had a shit. Oh. What does that even mean? He doesn't wait with ass. You've already smoked by that. You shower. I have done that before.

So you were concentrated and obviously you're panicking that you're constipated so you really squeezing and you squeezed out your heart and I wasn't panicking. I wasn't panicking. I was just getting really full and bloated. I was like and you're burping pooped. Did you eat a lot on holiday? Was it just big? Oh you ate a lot of sea. Good boy, hell. Maybe that's what it is. It's all backed up. That's fucking rude. What the hellie? So I have got a bit of a belly at the minute, but you just bloated. Um, I've given up with life now. Anyway, so yes, I was like, I need to poo. because I need to just let it out. So I'm guessing I just fucking split my ass.

Yeah, you just poo too hard. So piles is just like you poo so hard. You get lumps on your bones. It's like you burst the sphincter, isn't it? The pressure of the... Do they just heal? The pressure of the... Yeah, over time.

They will. How big are the bones? It's like... You know like when a blood vessel bursts in your eye and you get like bloodshot eye? That'll go after a couple days. It's not... Yeah, you do.

When people have like red dots in their eyes. You, you, every time you take your glasses off, they start bursting anyway. My eyes just go red, though. It does, it is scary, though, because, like, when you, when it does burst, whatever, when it's not, when you cut it, like, it's fucking, a lot of blood. Fuck off. Like, goes through the toilet paper. Yeah.

This is, yeah, this is, yeah, it's not, they're not nice. But the problem is, the problem is, the problem is you need to get checked in your store. This is very important, actually. Not coating it. Because, Theo, you. The guys, if you're watching and you've got blood in your poo, get yourself check. Don't bring the pictures of. Theo, Theo, you said that Chip once looked at your...

That's a bigan. Chip once looked at... Oh, God, I've never had that. Fucking out. No, I had, like, mini piles. You had... Yeah, so Chip looks at your piles, and we spoke about who would... Would you look at your mate's piles?

And you said, yes, you would. So why don't you look at Tom's... But I don't know if I... You have, like, miniature, like... Yeah, it depends how big you burst. He could barely see them. Yeah, yeah. Good boy.

But you must have big, juicy piles. Less of the piles. I do want to talk about something. Whilst on holiday, so I was obviously... I was like, I want to get a jet ski. I want to, like, fucking go. I want to just sail the seven seas. You don't steal on a ski.

Where were you? You ski. Within Mo and Crete. Crete, beautiful. Made they rip you off of jet skis, like. This is Tom Garrett we're talking about. You don't care about it. My bad, yeah.

I am telling a story. Okay, my bad. You'll like this story. Well, I'll like this story. So, you know, I'm in there in Crete. I'm just having. It's lovely. I'm like, jet ski, jet ski.

You went in. I'd wait to live down. But then I went to the beach, and I seen him, and it was like, they you follow a guy out and then there's two boys just like I don't know the distance and you just go back and forth and I'm like fuck that like like how long are they outfit therefore like 10 minutes and it's like I'm the boy road what shut up mate um anyway what you always do that and I lose track them I'm confused anyway anyway I thought it's not people I thought it were people I thought it was like instructors an easy joke to make that they really

it looks it just looks shit and I was like girl what to do now Then, I see loads of stalls, rent your own boat, drive your own boat. Now, I'm excited. Yeah, that's clear. I'm looking for sailor hats. I'm going to sail the fucking seven seas. And I go and I get the prices. Haggle with the lady.

You know what I would do. Say to her, oh, bitch. No. I went, yamas. Boat, I drive. And she's like, yeah, you go the safari. I'm not going to do the accent. Anyway.

A big accent. Basically, you can drive your own boat, and it's really easy. You drive a boat? I don't know. You do it with MAGA? They do it in MAGA? That's not saving. He is driving.

Is it a jet one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, either class. Drive it. Fly boat. Uh, and she goes, no problem. Here's deposit. You come here this day.

You fucking drive boat. She said you can either drive boat on Owen or you follow captain who take you to nice little spots. And I went, I want to go to nice little spots. Oh, no, you go to a nice little spots. Oh, no, you go. Oh, no, because there's certain places you won't be able to find on your own. I see, your captain's driving on your boat.

No, that's a, follow it. Follow it. No, you should just go where you want. Following a bigger boat. Because I was like, no, no. I dave. Yeah. I had my sailor hat on.

And she went, you're the captain, no. Yeah. So, look at me. Carry on. It comes to, uh, fuck, what's the day? So I have to, we had a lot of stuff planned, so we can only do it. I'm sorry, am I boring you? No, sorry.

Oh my god. Oh my god, he's just on his spawn. Anyway, Friday comes. You've been to Crete, right? Yes, lovely. Have you ever seen a cloud in the Sky and Creek? Never. Oh, funny that.

The day I want to sail the seven seas, it's like fucking that thing from... No, what's that big scary woman in... Oh, Big Boobo. Big Witch. No, no. A big boob lady. No, no, but similar.

What's the Disney? No one. No. Lion Rock. The... Under the sea? A little mermaid. Yeah, what's the big scary thing?

Oh, Majusa. No, Ursula, the sea witch. The big... The big lady. Oh, what's a lady? Mermaid. Anyway. Sebastian and the lobster.

It was like the fucking... It was the apocalypse and I'm like, fuck sake. The wind, the waves. Sunami, maybe. And also there was a tsunami, maybe. There was a... There was a really bad one. There was a really bad one.

A few months ago. And I'm like, you know, fuck this. I'm a captain. I'll sell the seven seas. Do you have your armband on? We get a text. No, no good today. But you come back tomorrow at 10 a.m.

You drive the boat. You captain. You're the man. You the man. And I go, yeah, I'm the man. Wake up the next day. Beautiful, clear day. And I'll wake up.

And I've got a hop, skip and a jump in my step. Look at the ocean. And I think, well, the sea, sorry, the Mediterranean Sea. I look at the ocean, I go, sorry, I look at the water and go, hmm, choppy. Joppy, joppy, but. No problem for the man. But I'm a captain.

I'm going to sell the seven seas. Ten minutes into the walk. Captain says no safe. I said, but I'm captain. Captain say safe. The text says definitely, definitely, definitely. Definitely, you can come tomorrow Sunday. 10 o'clock.

10 o'clock. I was flying home at 2 o'clock. Oh, do they keep your money? What? You can do two hours? Are you thick? Do they keep your money back? Oh, I stormed back.

Tomorrow, tomorrow. I stormed down. I might not stormed down. I went down really sad. And I was like, can have my 50 euros back? Yeah. And he went, it's okay, my friend. Tomorrow?

Tomorrow, tomorrow. There's no wind. When's it's going on? There's no wind. I go home tomorrow and he snogged me And he was a passionate Snog for the Greek man

That's all I think I know what we need to do And then I grabbed him around the neck And I went I've had this dream For four days And you've ripped it away from me You airy-d-hast Well I think what we need to do Is a backside vlog

I really want to drive a Where we all achieve our dreams And yours is driving the boat What's a man gonna do to just sail The Seven Seas You can do it in Zanning or Maga Tom? Can I make Why don't you

Sorry, say, Say that again. Do a Zatney or go Maga or something? What? I thought you said do it in Zambay. Oh, yeah, Tom, I can't know. I sailed a boat at the weekend. You're a press life.

But what annoyed me more? Did you? What annoyed me a little bit more was the first like four days we were there when I didn't see the stalls that were advertising the fucking boat. It was like 38 degrees. The water was like a fucking table. Flat. No wind.

And it was, I'd say, I'd have ice cream. Do you reckon if you'd have gone down there? They go, no, what? Tomorrow, tomorrow. Until you fly home, they go, fucking, and we caught another one there, guys. It's 50 euros in the bank. No, you get it back.

No, I'm saying that's a good business model. You just outweigh people. Like, I'm going to be you. That looks shit. I thought you're on a track. Are you in a street there? Flying a boat. That looks like some shitty canal.

You'd be there. It was a canal. I'm jealous. It was really cool. You could drift the boat. Yeah, shut up. Drift. And then I just thought, do you know what?

What is the point of life? Yeah. Do you know what they have ice cream boats? Of course you know about them. And just carrying on my story with boats and do you know what I found out? Go on. Do you know where, do you know what side port is? Left.

Is it left or right? But behind. That's what I'm asking you. Behind. It's buck. I think Starboard's right. No outside the buck. Okay.

Do you know where the port is? Oh, is it port where the port is? To. I used to do this in Cubs, man. I can't remember. Are you thick? That does it change? Cubs.

Do you know how to know this? Go on, tell us. To know Porto, famous city in Portugal, is on the left-hand side of the country. And Starbursts, the Suites, were first introduced under the Labour government in the 1970s,

which is a, no, sorry, the Conservatives. We were right, left and right. Wait, so that's not, who taught you that? That's just a mnemonic, right? You just remember how to know it. That's not. I made it up.

Oh. That's completely made up. That's a good way I learn it. It's like left or loosey, right, now you will all remember that. I actually think Porto's on the right side of Portugal, for honest, but. Well, well, remember, they. It's on the coast.

I know it's on the coast, but he's... Yeah, therefore it's on the left. The right side is connected to Spain. That's clever. Oh, yeah, you're right. No, it's not. No, it's not. I'm hitting with it.

Oh, so I am... I'll tell you what, though. You were right? Google when Starbursts come to England or got... If it's under a Tory government, I'm fucking cooking. Yeah, you are. What I'm cooking. When did Starburst release.

Elite suite. You could raise the best suite around. Type in... Under Tory government. What? Check who was... I didn't say that what or whatever. Are you sure?

By the way, thank God they changed the name from Opel Fruits. What a crap name that is. That was called before. What a fucking... Am I smart? Am I smart? Am I smart? Who?

Reeve. Why? He had a stinker. Why? There we are, guys. at Tomorrowland, the greatest festival in the land. Vic Star is performing. One of our good friends is performing at Tomorrowland.

I saw the clip, actually, and the crowd went mild, actually. Oh, I see in a mosh pit. Think about it with the whole bird up for the day. Big Star, Vickstar. Was he nervous? He was a bit nervous. A little bit, yeah. I'm not, this isn't me being mean, genuinely.

Okay. The clip I saw, it genuinely looked like there was just 10 people in front of him. He was right next to me. Basically, he was on the same time as Swedish House Mafia. No, John Summit, isn't it? And it clashed a Swedish house at the end of all. Not that you would know. I know when they were off.

Guess where Reeve was? We were asleep. Face down in a bin. That's not true. I was face down next to a bin. He missed it. He missed everything. Wait, wait, did you, were you not with them?

Did you leave him? He couldn't handle the run and he passed that next to the bin's missed in the lot. Yeah. So that's, wait the foot, we went there. You went for a run. Did you lie down thinking I feel woozy? I'll have a nap here. You didn't eat that?

No, I threw up before I went to sleep. Like, I left the, Vic Star set. You didn't make the set? No, but... Did you? I was in the back in the... Wait, I was in the... No, to get up and go for Rooney.

But as I left, I wasn't allowed to be re-ented because I said I was going to, like, be sick. So they were like, oh, you can't come back in. So I went to throw up and then I threw up and then I was so knackered from everything that had happened. I had no food, blah, blah. Oh, you know, just pissed? What?

I was just pissed. Why the fucking run for a run? But wait until it... He wanted to do a 24K run in the morning So I said I'd join him One of us can handle it One of us can't, you know Right, we'll get onto him

But he sent a picture We'll get on to him Make was like Oh where are you Send a photo of a B Yeah, sent a photo of the bins Next to me I was like come find me

What are you doing a 24K of runs You're in fucking Tomorrowland Yeah, it is what it is I had to do it Right anyway Well conversely that was my stinker Day 2 You know everyone's having a great

He missed day one Day 1 was fun Yeah but I don't think There's much you can talk Like what's you gonna say I was a day one apart from 9 p.m. onwards. Oh, I work up on after day one. Everyone was so angry at me.

I was like, that's so deep. Why? Spilling some drinks. Where, come on. This is all this is what I want to hear about. I want to hear about this. He was being a chaos merchant. Anyway, so.

Oh, no, no, I did piss cow off. No, from what I heard, you were... I started at the beginning. I want to hear the story. Because he's going to be biased. Is this the story you're about to tell? No, I'm going to do his day too story. Or that, or that.

This one first, because it happened on the first year, then that one. When I heard about it, I felt really. Bad that, I want Theo's story. They don't want the truth. At first I felt really, when I found out I did it, I felt really bad. So Cal was very nice. He got everyone a 200 euro bottle of tequila. Each.

No, for the table. Tight ass. And I was holding this empty bottle of vodka. And apparently when it was in the ice bucket, and I was like, ah, whacked the vodka in the ice bucket thinking it was just an ice bucket. And the unopened bottle of tequila just smashed it. everywhere. Oh, that's not what I know of.

I wasn't gonna recognize it. And I felt really bad. Oh, sorry. No, no, no, no. I'm gonna stick up for you here. Cal Frizi, that is like someone spilling a can of Coke. So what, he was very angry. Well, there was a cult, but now.

He removed himself from the situation. He was that angry. Yeah, but you do on purpose. What's that me? Well, he's just like, I can't. I can't handle him anymore. And I'm spilling my drinks on him. Obviously, obviously I only.

I was just holding beard. I can only talk from what I've heard because I obviously wasn't there for that point in the weekend. What are you talking about? I'm talking about you. I'll work up with horrendous anxiety. Oh yeah.

Apparently, he was going around intentionally pouring his drinks onto people during the evening. That's a lie, by the way. That's an outright lie. You did it five times to him. Of course he would say that. But he is down there.

I didn't know who's there. He knows he. No, no, that's not true. It's not true because I spoke to everyone the day before because I was riddled with anxiety. The day before it happened, yeah. I was riddled of anxiety and they were like, yeah, you're just being a bit like Lucy Goode.

Yeah, they just been. You should know that, I don't think, I don't think you get. God forbid the phone police hits me. I don't think you should get like anxiety with you with your mate. It's like, if you're with your actual pals, they're like, spilled drinks as they were.

Yeah, they were not, they were not. And then they were not. And then they unloaded on me. Who? Well, because you just spilled a few drinks. So what I did? What did I do, Tom? Did it again.

Man, man. What are you on the other people? I'm not even worse, Saturday. So Saturday comes. You were drinking, even though you got... Oh, man, a big regret. Saturday comes. I'm surprised.

Everyone's absolutely fucking, you know, middle of the weekend sessions going on. We're having a great time, Saturday evening. No, I want the lowdown on when you come down for breakfast. And then Theo starts wiping his willy on people. I didn't do that. I didn't do that. Oh, why do you bring that up?

You said to bring it up. I wasn't talking about that, what hell are you? You're wiping your willy on people. Sorry, don't do it there. You can't do something, they go, don't bring that up. I don't remember doing it. Oh, right, so that's fine, okay, that's all the matter of it. That's a weird lie to lie about.

Not a lie. What I'm gonna say about the throat grabbing thing? Oh, okay, come we like, right, we're going, right, we're skipping past too much. I know what the throat-griming thing is. We're skipping past too much. Who are you wiping your willy on? I wasn't.

That's really weird. You're a weird. Was it the bear cock? I'm not happy that... Oh, like, through material. Grabbing people up, pretty kissing. So when you walk down for breakfast, who's giving you daggers? I want names.

The women. He might have been the drunkest in the weekend, I reckon. But that's not, I mean, you're there to be. I know where I went wrong. In my defence, I know, you know when you... Did you eat? Not enough. The portions were tiny at Tomorrowland. And I'm a big eater.

And I... Yeah. But I went wrong with, um... You big fat fucker. I weren't drinking beer. So with beer, I feel like you can like, sort of know how much you do. You know how many pints you've made, right? You can sort of...

Spirits just go down to eat, like, yeah, I was just going, man, and it's European doubles. And also, where I went wrong in pre-drinks is Harry told me off, he was like, mate, that's too strong. And if Harry said that to me... You're, mate, are you like... You're a lad than that.

I think I may be, like, plus ten lad on that. I'm proud of you, man. I think you went beast mode. I think it's all about embarrassing yourself. You know what I mean? it's done it's good it's good

it was good it was good times a lot of people on shoulders and whatnot it was very fun yeah I must do me

pretty tame weekend to be fair the older yeah I was a very civilised tomorrow land I'm more

the ones yeah what the fuck yeah were you were you scared out of ever

drinking alcohol again I did it again did you did you that's be so that's pretty loud

points but I'm not not thinking since it's pretty rough the whole week

after he he became a mole for a day oh my it's not going to hit the same though it's all right so that it's not it won't be funny if you hear

basically i'm going to do it anyway but um basically theo mentioned at some point that like i'm not we doing he's saying don't know no i'm waiting to hear the story i'm in this i decide if i'll like not this happened off the back of harry face planting into a ditch which harry which theo has a photo for and that was a generational moment and and we're all just like laughing and giggling, Harry's face planting down. I'm like, oh, my God. No, before you feel, he's like, I'm going, lads. Literally narrating his own fall.

He's like, I've gone here, boy. And then Theo goes, I think of, like, I've got this mole, but it seems to have come off. And then I went, I don't know why for the life for me, I started doing it, but then I gave the mole some personality. So I kept going up to people going, hey, Theo, it's me. It's your mole. Like, Jody's here going, Jody, it's me. you've been looking at me for a while

it steals mold and then over the course of like a day what did you say no day over the course of day I built this personality so every time

like it'd be in the middle of fucking nothing like we'd be walking in to get food and I'd go hey Harry it's me and he just crack and it was pretty funny

but it doesn't sound as funny as it wasn't at the moment also also how the fucks he lost them all Also, I'm guessing that's one of the things When you had a few drinks That's just like Yeah, and when you've had a few drinks

You just kept doing it and doing it Also, why are you scratching my... Are you in on this pod? I'm trying to find a photo Who's throat was he grabbing? I don't know about that bit That's news to me I didn't realize that was...

Right, okay, who's he rubbing his dick on? Do we even bring that out? Yes! Yes, I'm too far. Okay, right, no. I mean, we could cut it. Say it. We could cut it.

I'll bring it. I'll let them, though, we can cut it. Fear and Harry just kissed like 40 times throughout the fucking weekend. You could definitely see that. Keep that in. Keep that in.

I don't think that's true. Could be 50. Wait a second. So you came out, you're rubbing your cock and everyone and you started neck and on with Harry. Yeah. Is that true?

Was it with Tom? I, now I'm really annoyed I didn't get invited. I don't think that's true. I didn't know that was going on. Sorry, I could be wrong with the numbers. It could be 60.

Anyway. you definitely remembers by the way yeah um yeah so if we're leading on to crabby corner i actually do have one immediately i've been thinking about this for a while i've had to hold on to it because we haven't recorded in like two weeks right be smart um it's basically just common decency that i'm going to have a go at oh or people common indecency i should so you know when you're walking down the road on a pretty wide pavement in london and there's two people and they take up the entire pavement Oh, my God. They refuse to move coming either towards or away from you.

It happens a lot as a runner, but I'm not talking about just running. I'm talking about just generally. There's no way two people can take up the entire length of a pavement. Just please move so I can get past. And then it's really awkward, or you have to go onto the road and you're like, like, do you know how coincidental that is mine was going to be just unaware people? how can you be so unaware of your surroundings like

just fucking move to the side do you know what I mean I'm fucking you go through the tube and like there's a family who seeks going oh it's a central life move on you know the you know by Big Ben

there's that long bike lane yeah oh my god they just live in the bike lane oh I feel like oh yeah yeah they're like walkers do you know how dangerous that yeah yeah

No, this is a long, it's like a four-case freight of just fast, people riding their bike. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just walking in the bike lane. Yeah, that is true, actually, by Big Ben. And then I go out the way, and they look at me like I'm in the wrong way. I always feel bad about ringing my bell.

No, never, never feel bad about ringing your bell. But, ring my bell, ring my bell. I'm a, ling, ling, yeah, but, oh, sorry, sir. Yeah, sorry. Um Oh fuck Nice thanks No that was it

Sorry I am no By no means perfect at all But I like to think I'm aware And sometimes I walk fast Sometimes maybe slow Yeah But if I'm walking slow

I'm more to decide Yeah absolutely Or if I don't know where I'm going I make sure I like Find myself a little spot Where I can just Get my bearings But if you're in a family

Of six With suitcases The size of Pluto fucking shift yeah sorry stop in the middle of the main walkways

yeah but I don't getting people's way I'll see about that I'm gonna follow you but also broke the handle have you I'm about to drag it around like that

that's really annoying fucking hell my my crubby corner is actually my crubby corner are you gonna join the podcast

what are you fucking doing it's gonna find Harry photo yeah it could be in the I think he's in the main in the tomorrow it's fucking rude get off your fraud

my creby corner is like well you are I'm gonna find the photo he's looking for quickly. You wanna see him sexy. Sorry, look the way he gets out of this pole, ready? I was the only one that went in that. Why am I looking at this? Is a swimming pool in like an extra part?

That's sexy, that's him. That's pretty sexy. But you look a bit like the guy, Scotty too hotty. Oh, Ken. Type in Scotty too hotty. Oh my god, that's who Reeve looks. I've been trying to think all day. Scotty too hot.

Fuck is here. Right. That's where I look like. Is that no good stuff? Yeah, it's fine. Scurry to Harry. What, Ken? Yeah, Ken now.

I'll be a Barbie. People don't understand. I got fucking blonde hair. I think they get it, mate. Right, okay. Yeah, my crubby corner is actually the person I live with to be unnamed. So you're your girlfriend.

Oh, no. We're not naming any. My girlfriend. Are you sure you want to do this? I'm not naming any name. Are you sure you want to do this? It's just the person I live with. Statistically, that's only one person.

She's been leaving a shitty knickers about it. Didn't say it was a female or male? Just personality. Charlie, isn't it? Personnel of it. Anyways, you might remember this person I live with. You don't know if she's a female or a mate? I'm just not, remains unnamed.

Lewis getting a shout into it. Nah, fucking hell. So remember when I had the whole Wi-Fi incident before? Yes. And it just so happened this person who caused this mistake left to go home during this issue. Yeah. And left me to fucking deal with it.

A responsible adult to deal with something. Not caused by me. It's like, tapping your foot before I kill you. It's a kind of an over-exaggeration with the... Anyways, this person went home again, and I've been asked them when using the dishwasher, let's scrape the plates, yeah? Script them down a bit more.

Let's, because there's food in the washing machine. And it'll... Food in the washing machine? She's putting them in the wrong place, mate. I mean, the person that always gets on me about this. It's a washing machine dishwasher, isn't it? Not really. Like, what?

If you put in plates in your washing machine, then it's horribly wrong. Then they're completely different. You should rinse your plates before getting, but food... You have no plates there. You're in the washing machine. Do you know a whole point of this was a food goes down the little hole in the middle?

Not if it's big clums, Theo? No, you need to do nutrients. You're always have to scrape. How much do you leave in? Always have to scrape. Yeah. And I mentioned a whole curry. I mentioned this a few times and it sort of went unheeded.

Well, she put like a whole sauce on the dish one. Unheeded. Give us an example what she's leaving on the plate. Like a little bits of like, long bits of like salad. So like a long bit of cabbage maybe. Socks and pants. You eat cabbage? They're like in a spit of salad and stuff.

cabbage in a salad? You can have a bit of cabbage. I think it's a white stuff. Cabbage salad? Why are you looking at a cat? Well, when, when, you know, it's not only letters. You can have lettuce in there too. I don't know what it is.

I don't even know it is. Those pinky dresses she wears and all that stuff. Again, it could be a boy or girl. This is unnamed. Whips and shines. Anyways, so this person goes home again. Open the dishwasher. By the way, stuff out, I've been using stuff out of this dishwasher today.

And I'll be thinking, this is weird. Charlie, you put your shorts in the dishwasher again. And I'm like, this smells. weird. I was like, oh, why you sniffing me? No, it was just because I took stuff out and it's like, it's not only hot, it's not wet. That's a bit weird. Anyways, I make a coffee. I make a coffee. I come back later, look down.

There was a pool of fucking dirty, shitty, shitty, fucking water at the bottom. Fucking, like, honestly, this most rancid pool of death ever. And I've been fucking drinking from it. Oh, ring, ring, oh, you're going to have to unplug it all. I'm digging my hand into a fucking five-day-old

fucking salad, like up to my elbow. Also, I don't believe that for a second because a dishwasher would just overflow if it's up to your elbow. No, because there's a hole that it goes down. I feel down like that. By the way, if you've left it five days with that, it was only that.

With stuff like that, right, it is both your flat, so it doesn't really matter. She's not been scraping the plate. You sound like, it's your public. Hey, it's her fucking, I didn't say it's her. It's the person I live with. I foresaw this issue coming. I saw it coming

I was like please clean the plate There was a big bit of plastic in there I'm having to scoop it all out Let me get said She didn't do as she's told Which how you like it Hey No one said she

It's the person I live with Wow So you want to control it aren't you Was that right Control freak I agree with you I was right That doesn't mean you're right

You're still fucking mental though I forsoor the issue That's how my mom acts Why didn't take you five days To check the dishwasher No it happened Not the same day. It was just like all fucking, like, soup.

That's what you need. Wait, so I'm not allowed to tell her, please wipe your plate. Can't tell her anything, mate. You don't own her. Oh, that's why you need paper plates, mate. That is actually the fucking future. So, yeah. Genuinely, what I do is, I just every time he's a plate,

Binnit, get a new one. Yeah, that's my real. I'm put Charlie into the crabby corner. Who? I thought you said to your house. Wait, unnamed. Oh, whoops. Unnamed.

Hold that. Can I tell you about the early invasion that's happening? No. No, not yet. Do you the perfect light holiday? Yeah, perfect light to holiday, guys. Right, lads. Also, in the comments, I want you to tell me the most grotesque holiday story.

I'm talking, you fucking, I pund a whale back to your fucking... My mate... In fact, my mate, uh, paid for a hand job. He paid 50 euros for a hand job. On you. And he didn't come. That was worth it. My mate, shit in his other mate's been.

But it's like he properly only forced it out. It was like the most curled, a black bit of shit ever because he's not eating for four days. I don't know. I threw up spaghetti bonadonez and didn't clean it up and worked up the next morning. It's the worst smell of the smell. That is.

All over the bathroom. Wow, what a story. That's almost as good as when I threw up and you cleaned up my seat. That was, I'm fuming about that. He was incoherent. I was pretty fucking grew up. He came in like. It's the attitude, though.

I was skiing, man. It gets to your brain. He threw up all over. I'm looking everywhere. And just wiped one wall and just passed out. And the smell was a fucking vile thing in the world. My mate at a cockroach in Tenerife. But they can't die.

How do you have got cockroach in him alive? Have you ever swallowed a snus? Oh, that's bad. I didn't know what snus was then. So he had a pouch. He said my mate gave me this. And this is like in Maga in like 20. That's really bad for you.

Early, early like. You can kill you. It wasn't really. Can it? You can get nicotine poisoning, yeah. Mate, well, he was ill the rest of the time because he told me this pouch he got given by a stranger and I'm like, mate, that's what you're doing?

And like, he was just killed the entire fucking... What are you doing, man? You haven't even screamed your dishes. He said you could come out. He was just ill the entire fucking holiday. Oh, guy, like, honestly, imagine him on a lad's holiday. I bet he's at the airport. Everyone got their fucking passports?

All right, gathering everyone round. Yeah, we were in Dublin once. and we were in a hostel and this guy bent over and opened his arthur and we saw in sight. Oh my god, yeah. Do you remember that? That was, I've never seen some of the gaping arthur with my life. Or like when we were in Amsterdam this one time,

there's a group of mates like, and we were going to have fun and there's this one fucking nerd in the corner trying to get us to do a brand deal over and over again. Oh man, that was such a... Do you remember that time we were on a lad's holiday in Amsterdam and someone left us to go get a hotel because he's worried about his sleep? Oh!

Oh! Do you remember that? Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember when, You wouldn't know. Also, how did that go? Got about that?

Came last. Well, that's how it went. Who we talked about here? That was pretty cool. That is the outcome of what happened. I think that's top five cringest moments of your life. That is, that is actually mental. Looking back, that is sleep to prepare to lose to me.

And ironically, probably got less sleep because you actually spent about an hour get into the hotel. I actually did probably, yeah. I got loads of sleep and loads of sleep. You abandoned us. I just couldn't get to sleep missing to you then. So great in that room.

Yeah, they were amazing. Lou, what's your knee update? Any depression still? I did my armstring. Another part of your leg that doesn't work. That's great. Yeah, and also, it came off, if I put a plaster on.

Do you ever just think, I've got plaster on you? Why have you got plaster on? Because it came off. What came off? You constantly finger it. Is that what you're supposed to do? Wait, wait, what do you mean?

Wait, Lou, what came off? The, like, the stitches? I don't know. There's knee. Knee cap. I don't get why you want a plastered? No, weren't there be. His Patella came off.

It was like one of these and then the thing over it and it came off? Have you had stitches out? Are they dissolvable? Yeah, I had them, I had them out, but like, I think it's still open. Have you ever taken those socks? I think it's still open because he's bleeding.

Had the injury. Oh, shit. Huh? You haven't taken no socks since you had an injury? Also, are they pumice off? No, no. The pumice. He's definitely worn those puma socks.

So you tell your hamstring, how'd you do it? So imagine that, literally, I was like this, and I try, imagine I tried to gently pull this towards me. by just doing that I didn't even get to pull it at all I just did it and I just point Is that just because your knee so weak? It's because they took a graph

from my armstreet and I flinched in my sleep and did it a little bad as well but then I did it honestly I was just there flinched me sleep and then just You're okay

because ATL takes longer to hill than I've torn hands Yeah it's fucking an annoying It's a bit boring like What are the odds You just get it amputated It's sort of me I'm gonna wake up

Probably probably like Probably is like slightly high What give me a number percentage like one to a million one to a million well no percentage is done in hundred so one million one zero zero zero point zero zero zero one percent

right surely you losing a leg anyways like one to a million around there isn't it what we talking about and it's also it's also good content for the bottom like not not as part of the odds like if you just to if you thought about losing your leg

chances are Oh, shut up, mate. Maybe. Anyway, let's do the perfect lads holiday. Beer, sex, sun, sex, tits. Obviously, we're all lads, so we know what the perfect Lads holiday is. Yeah. Location.

Zanti. I like Zanty. That was a good time. I've never experienced that yet. I wish I would have. Bened dorm. Also, Dublin? What is?

Nah. Oh, no, I'm not agreeing to Zanti, but I'm saying. Are we talking about it? Ladd's Holiday now when we're younger. I look back at it when I was younger. I think current, genuine, I'm not even joking, like Valade de Lobo. Golf holiday.

Shut up, The other. Everyone plays golf. Doesn't matter. Just drink. Nah, if we're talking about the lads holiday, we're talking about like there's a strip you're getting fucked up. It's like a party holiday.

That's what we're talking. The real answers I'll be there in it. I've never been, no. It's enough full of dickets. That's my perfect one, actually. If you do it right, though. If you do it, if you do it right, Mabses, you're calm.

You're calm. You calm. calm. Ibitha for me actually because I haven't done it yet. That is the perfect one. Yeah, Ibiza is, it's just like, it's just the best.

You get the best of all the world. The best one I did was for Hydahl in Croatia. Where'd you reckon the best one was when we were 20 though? Zanty was unreal. Not Magga. Maga was class as well, my.

Magna's good, man. I think Frog is a good shout by the way, for what now. Prague's a good one. Or Budapest. No, they're more stagued. Is this a summer lad's holiday or general? Oh, summer, summer, summer.

Some of the last holiday's got to be a... No, because I would say, I went to Maguans when I was in a year and then famously went to Tenerey when I was 21. Group size. I think you want like, I think six years. I actually think Tenureth isn't a bad shot because it's an older crowd.

What is Tenorifah? What's the city? What area do you go to? Player de las Americas. Hell yeah. I think that's how you say it. Playa della baccarus. And the first year we went.

I'm an bratty man anyway. Loyal to the island. First year he went, fuck me. that was Garrett and his prime. Just fucking... Or first of insurer. Smashing up and down the street. We went to the same bar every night.

That's good, me's a good bar? Yeah. No, there was other reasons. Yeah, believe it. Group size, six. I think six to eight. Six to eight. But it depends who's in it.

If he's in it, none. Yeah, true. Is everybody done the washing up? No, drinking. Six to eight, because you can branch into little groups within that and create like little narrative stories. Any groups.

Yeah, you know like when two people just disappear and then they come back the next day and he never believed what happened last night had. One person disappears in the club and then they come back three hours later and like, where have you been? They're like, oh, I'm just talking to someone. Yeah. Why do you bother talking? I would say that yes, eight's good because then seven of you can just bully one.

Right. Who's the cut getting bullied? Host Park, man. To be fair, Lou, you actually were good in Dublin. When did we go there? Syke. You were great. Yeah, you were...

Oh, the generator. You were a Voldemort. We've only ever been to the generator, haven't we? That's generator as a heater. Generators is a heater. Well, you can't say Generators class, because that's what you left in Amsterdam. You did leave in Amsterdam.

No, the Dublin one was class, I said. Amsterdam one was beastling. Ah, you're a fucking embarrassing. I can't believe you booked us into the generator. You said you liked it. I didn't recommend it. I'm not gonna lie, we have to save money. We have to save money.

We have to save money. I enjoyed it. It's a good spot. Like the bunk beds. Yeah, it was pretty beast mode. Yeah. You're the one who first broken to me that how loud I am at breathing. Oh, so, I know this is a bit of topic.

Charlie's revealed, not only do I breathe really loudly when I sleep. And I just want to know if I'm the only one of ya. Apparently when I sleep, I hold my cock. I always, I'm always, I'm always, yeah. I do that when I'm awake, not when I'm asleep. I just sit down and hold me knob. Yeah, I do that when I'm awake, not when I'm asleep.

I do when I'm asleep. Maybe you're worried it's going to fall off? But is that not? Is that like evolution? You scared she might touch it as well? Evolution. Yeah. You're protecting it from her?

Will, can you search? Is it normal to hold penis when sleeping? Is it normal to hold penis when sleep? Self penis. I just thought that was weird. Yeah, my own. I was holding my ass one time as well. I'm not even joking.

You took a picture. Your finger's ass. Comfort. There you go, yeah. Oh, nocturnal erections, Lou. You're getting them. I've never had a way. Have you ever had a wet dream?

Yeah. I've never had one. When I was a child. No, I was really gutted. I never had one. I'm fucking, I'm still to this day. I get close, like. No, don't stop.

You're nearly 30, son. Right, we've got location. So we're going with Ibitha, 6 to 8. But I'm really lagging, by the way. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I need a family. Accommodation. A combination five-star hotel resort.

No. Shut up, you fucking knob. Generator. Generator in Dublin. No. Poole, all-inclusive drinks. No, show Airbnb with a pool. What Lads holiday goes on all-inclusive?

You can find a, you can find a cheap one for all-inclusive drinks. You can find it, that was fine, a shared-dair being in the pool. We had all-inclusive for like 600 quid. I want other people there. I think you also need your own room or shared rooms. I don't like it. No, shared rooms. You have your own rooms.

Now, then you always got a socialized. You need five minutes. No, shared rooms. The rooms are still funny. Yeah, but hotel. That's why you need a good group because I... The full we had no beef. It was class.

You want a pool as well. You want a pool. Now, but some of the craziest shit happens when it's not in a hotel. Yeah, no, that is also true. Like, going back to it, going back to a communal place where all the fucking funny stuff. I've never done that Airbnb. It looks like, who shit in the pool? What?

No, but then if you, if there's no other people there, you can't put you something else on a look, can you? Right. Oh, you want to mingle with the local talent? Aye. Surely you do. No, you want to, hey. You're doing that during the day. I vote Airbnb before.

I think hotel, but shared rooms. Yeah, that's the answer, man. And also someone, and also, you go, Oh, you get a two-man room with a sofa and someone has to lay on the boat. Of course, we were in rooms of two when we went. It was like, everyone's in rooms of two. Pull straws for the sofa. Why are you actually not even a whole ad's on with me?

Full straws for the sofa. And then when you're in a pool as well, and there's other people, you can, like, you can get a few games going on that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you definitely orchestrated those, aren't you? I mean, yeah, you get, you get, you get just organized. Nah, you know what is. You get, you get some games going.

And it's weird because when you arrive day... You can't play waterball or you left your fucking fork out. When you... Down a shot every time you touch the ball. When you arrive... I haven't touched the ball, you must down your shot. When you arrive day one, it's like you're the new kid on the block. But by day four, you like own the pool

because all the other people have left and you're like... And you've been in there 14 hours a day waiting for people to join you. All your mates have gone to the strip and you're like, guys, where's it from fucking gone? It's like, got an arts and craft stall now. Like day five and like the new people are rocking up on new arrival day and you're just looking at it like,

fucking haven't got it in them. Next one. Yeah, you just haven't got it. That can't be ass. Are you sound like a lot of fun all day? Use I'm making it out like I'm not, and I don't know why. Because you are a bit of like a control freak, fun police, boring bastard.

When I used to produce you, yeah? Because I had to produce you. What do you mean used to? Because I don't know, we have well. What the hellie? How did that happen? Breaking news! What does it mean by drinks?

Surely it's just everything and anything. No, beers. Beers in the things. day. Yeah. Shots in the night and then spirits in the evening.

I must admit while I was on a holiday found a little bar to go watch their phone. I had a glass of wine didn't you? No.

Did you see the mithos I put on my sword? Oh my God but I was a bit of a bad boy. Oh no you weren't. Stop it.

What did you do? Well, did you watch spa? No. No, it was like It was delayed. It was delayed.

It was delayed. Yeah. No, it was delayed. The race was just delayed for like two and a bit hours. Yeah. He's got pissed.

That's dangerous, in the sun, non-st, and it got, the race finally started, because Liv's just some bad, she's like, oh yeah, go down, watch the race, whatever. I was like, I'll literally only be like probably two hours. See, two hours goes by, and like, the race doesn't even start. But have you mentioned to live there. Yeah, I'm not dating, and she doesn't care, she just someday. You're dating her? Updated.

Oh, I'm dating, I was going to say. Carry on. And the race is starting, I'm like, three peanuts, that helps a little bit, but I was like, fucking out, I'm a bit pissed here, but obviously they're just, the guy's like, another one. I'm like, go on them. You're getting ready for an ear for one. Yeah, right. There was actually all right with me, but

then the lionesses were on. And Liv wanted to watch that. So, I quickly ran back, got changed, come back down while she was there, and then again, just keep drinking. And I, apparently, I missed the whole of extra time, just throwing up upstairs.

Growing up? I don't remember anything. It's not my VIX time. And then the next time she saw it. me, I was roaming the streets with a bag of crisps and a power raid. I don't, mate. It'd be like heat exhaustion as well then. Yeah, I think it was the heat as well.

Honestly, mate, I don't remember. She's like, where's Thomas's got his power? I remember the lioness's like first half and then I remember going for food after. In between is like a blur. What are you just thinking bit? Yeah, just. I reckon I sank about 12 though, mate.

And they're big. Not eating. I didn't eat it all day. other than peanuts The accidental blackout It was always fun I put it I put the same thing down to

It was hot on the Friday When we Because I had my top off and shit Oh shit Do I delete it I woke up to a video I sent them on my hates Whilst in the toilet

Oh no It's not like I don't want my cock on No I thought I haven't seen that anyway Shit where is it Also he's looking for this

I think length a week That's too long No I disagree complete. I think if you did less. I think four days. If it's Ibitha, mate, I've never been, but I feel like that's a long time. Four days. When we went for potter club, when we went for potter cup, we were literally looking at flights to stay longer after four days because we were like, I can't go. Yeah, but you were playing, you were doing. No, we're getting smashed afterwards. We're getting smashed. I think four days is good because you have three nights. No, you need longer,

man. You're dead. Yeah, no, I feel like, yeah, you should leave the whole day. Five days? Five days question mark, four nights? I really, I really want seven. This is in the video, but did you see the Raman I had? No. Sure, is it? Is that a cock? Do you eat that? Send that picture to Will.

Oh no. You got it? Are we going in a week? Let's see it. Oh no, that's not that one. Week in Ibiza? No, I think five days. I can't believe that.

I just, I'd feel so depressed leaving early. Week is too long. It's not, I feel like that's a normal holiday. I beef is full on. Well, I've never done Ibiza. I'm just looking at it like when I've never. The perfect one, aren't we? I know, but like, I imagine it's not different in terms of worn out every night.

Five nights. Four, five nights. I have a first night. I can't do it. I can't do it. I don't know how I do it now. I'm looking at a month. I want to see this video.

Maybe nowadays, I couldn't do it, but. All right, anyway. Beards in the day. Well, we've done it. The perfect holiday. You know what does go down a treat, which is always fun. Fishbowl. A bottle of champagne.

Oh, I don't, yeah. The bubblies. I can't say, I'm not going to disagree. Some, bubbleies to your head. You have a bottle of champagne with the boys? Sorry, quickly. I didn't get one, I didn't drink. I drank nearly every day on holiday,

but like some days I'd have like one or two. Yeah. But days I got pissed. No, hang over. Holiday. You got in a whole straight away, though, I bet. And I am a straight, swimming pool in a hang out of a coat court. We were going to bed, no.

We were going to bed about the sound time every night because we were watching the Little Island. You were in bed at 10 o'clock. Good, it's been good. You were in bed at 10 o'clock. No, no, two hours ahead. For midnight. Oh, no, 11 o'clock.

No, okay, sorry, most nights. What are you on about? So it's on 9 o'clock UK, so you're 11 o'clock in bed watching Love Island. So, no, not all. We just get back and you can click watch. It's important to know what time you went to bed exactly. I don't understand.

I think the latest we had, I have now realized I'm pretty old. I don't like that. No, that's like a couple holiday, though. I don't feel like... I actually don't want to waste the day. Getting up early is actually about a wrong holiday, man. Or just want to sit in the pool alone, listening to fucking...

Gary Neville. Oasis? Some, yeah, come on. Or... Backside. What do I... Oh, you've got lad points there, mate. Yeah, get in there.

Bill Burm into him at the minute. Really? Yeah, funny guy, man. Yeah, he's got Shane Gillis, a lot of him. He's got a few jokes, like... Also, have you read Hitler's book? Mine come. How do you know who had Hitler's?

You can't say that. You can't see it. That's the name of the time. How do you know his name of his book? You are disgusting. How do you know the name of his book? Of course he knows. That's his idol.

How he wrote it? Also, I'm an educated individual. He's published in his book? Him. Have you bought, how the fuck did you buy his book? You've got five of them, sign. That's crazy.

That'll go off a song with 20, you know. I was joking, to be honest. I didn't really like the other. What's not a black market at you on? He wrote it in prison. Yeah. He didn't go prison. He was in prison for a bit.

He's dead. Well, he's an Argentine. He might be in Argentina. You know when he got killed? He did not see that coming. Oh. No, sorry, what I was saying is... Thank you.

Yeah, it was... Thank you, Gastonbury! I was surprisingly... I don't know wrong, some days. I was having a few fucking beers and that, but I was making sure I had, like, a plant a lemon in between. Oh, limon.

Just a bit of re-hydration here. Yeah. And you know what, I was more... It's good with Mediterranean cuisine. I do think when the sun is that hot and you're in it all day, I'm just zapped at the end of the day. Do you know what? I just want to stick a bit of little violin, no?

Fees the day. You know, I'm going to stick a bit of little violin on. Maybe a bit of anky-panky. Oh my God, I've got a crabby corner. I've got a fucking crappy corner. Oh, shit. I forgot about this. Right.

If you go to like... Crete. I understand Crete is like a family holiday. Greek islands are very family friendly We chose an adult-only hotel Because that's what we prefer I don't want a little I fucking

I fucking agree with that life Oh yeah yeah So I fucking had kids me We live saw on TikTok near us There's like this It was called Barja Beach Club Look really nice So we booked like a bed by the pool

Whatever got there The beach was closed Because it was fucking so windy Well the sea was You weren't a lad in it Get there and we're like on See as close Yeah no honestly

It was fucking mental. Because it's too dangerous because the waves. Yeah, that does happen. I never knew you could close the sea. I just thought you'd look at it and think that's a game. Why do you have, like, beach flags? Yeah, close that. A flag.

Like, if there's a shark, if it would put a red flag out, you can't go. Really? I mean, you can go in, but, like, I don't think you'll get arrested. Anyway. The life goal can't running. No, if you, like a beach club, it was kind of like a Nicky Beach Club. Like, it was a really nice place. It was, like, service, food, like, adults, play.

Yeah Why the fuck And for some reason It's always more look Our like bed Seemed to be Everyone's like passage Right into the pool

Even though every bed Had a fucking gap The same as ours I don't know why It was fucking hard It's one fucking family With about eight kids Right in front of me

screaming, splashing Like I was getting so wild Obviously didn't say Were you So what are coming on you? Yes You should have said something

But what am we gonna say And like They're just laughing going, yeah. Manchester. And I'm just... They're laughing at you? No, they were laughing at the kids.

Oh, my. I can imagine a couple of the kids like looking at it, man. No, and other people getting annoyed because there was just like couples like kind of just like snuggling up like... And like these kids are trying to strangle each other,

splashing. Why the fuck would you bring kids to a beach club? Can you actually answer me that? I need answers. Because they didn't have anyone to look at them at the hotel. Fuck, oh well!

Oh, and also, also, on the way there, if you've got a kid, I understand it, I don't know why anyone under the age of three needs to be on a plane anyway, but if you do take your fucking kid on holiday, even pairing it right. Parent? Yeah, with what?

Parent it right. So if it's screaming or being a little fucker. Was it scared of flying? Tell it, no, no, no, no, it wasn't. It was being a little fucker, and she was encouraging it going, You know, it's all right, giving a sweet. You're encouraging the behavior.

She was literally coming around, pulling Liv's hair and stuff, and she was just, like, laughing, the mom was. There was Liv laughing? No, she was fuming. Pull him and lives here? Yeah. Coming around the spot. By the way, this isn't like a toddler.

How old is it? Like three or four. That's a toddler. It was a bloke. He's a big bloke. No, and I just thought, what, I understand that must be quite stressful if they are kicking off on that. But surely that you can just like, pack it in!

Do you know what I mean? Wait, how hard were they pulling lives hair? Not hard, but it was weird to the point where you think, stop it. Yeah. Get off. So bad parents. Get out! He said she's going, do.

You know what you've done there wrong? You haven't but business class, Tom. You need to be a way. Who's on BA? Yeah, do business class, Tom. No, they don't. There's no business class seat. There is.

Decree. Where underneath. At the front. Did you listen to the back side. They were all the exact same seats, I promise you. No, there's a curtain separating you from the race. No, there wasn't. There is.

How much do you want to bet both flights I was on? There was every single seat was exactly the same with no curtains. You fucking bald prick. British Airways. You're clearly so far at the back. You had no idea. Did your bucks side? You watch bucks on the way back.

There you go. Roe six and beyond is business class. And beyond? And beyond. Roe six and beyond. So I was in business class. And do we put it in beyond. You haven't got.

B.A. is class. I can't lie. But maybe you were in business. I'm fucking eight. I can imagine. I don't think I want kids Is that bad? Another lie

I do but Fuck I just want to kick them Can't be asked Why can't you just like Is it that hard Like more mom and dad Would like fucking tell me To pack it in

Yeah a lot of the time Of that stuff Help me Once they get into holiday mode They're just like Hands off parenting them aren't they And one thing I did see In the airport

On the way back Oh no And I must admit I thought God that must be hell a lady on her own I don't know if she's a single mom or whatever

with three kids how does she have an holiday and they were like I think the oldest would maybe seven oh I'd guess like three five seven

that is awful how do you even like how do you even keep an eye on all three I guess it's just for the kids isn't it at that point yeah that's yeah maybe just sit there

time up chain that was a thing Arden what chain he's in the kid No, you know you have the Todd the rope. You know you have the todder rope.

You must have seen them when they just like this. No, man. Yeah, when they like bounce back to the... Yeah. Like kids on Leeds though. I feel funny. I don't want to endorse that through all, if I'm honest. Do you ever hear about that?

Obviously, like, you can just like take that pill before sleeping your wake up in your home. That's not a real thing. No, that could be. That's called a coma. Yeah. Nobody could be. Anyway, to end the show,

we are going to do a dream blunt rotation yeah you might have seen this on TikTok essentially it's just it can be anything yeah this is

absolutely anything it doesn't have to be people this was Lewis's idea because he loves smoking blunts ah yeah you know I used to blaze

but don't hold that you should be the best at this then you should have I used to blaze you still blaze it up no I don't blaze these days

what we but just I've still got the bill did you smoke blunts or just smokes blitz or just smokes blitz? A blunt

So like it's the different wrapping paper. Oh no, blunts are too, fucking powerful. Is blunt the brown wrapper? Yeah, you can get different flavors, kind of. Got you, kill you there. Are you a lad as well? I don't really, I've never liked weed, genuinely. Yeah, it's.

Oh, I got, I do get the, I'm like, I fancy a, like, I'd quite like a split. Or a blunt. Oh, no, sorry, I have in the past thought, oh, do you know what, I fancy a bit that? I have it, and I just feel sick. What about the old gang. Have you been drinking when you do it? That's the same thing. But?

You've been drinking, no, no, just like, you know, you just like, you know, People smile to feed. He's big browing you now. When you blaze with me, I'll take care yourself. We'll get some good stuff. You should do that as a video getting blazed. Yeah, we'll blaze. But one thing I've never done is tried like space cakes.

I do want to kind of do that. I like the authentic career. Like the ancestors did. The ancestors did, was smoking the herb. Mushrooms are just very organic. I don't like, I don't want to get busy. Also, that's not the same. Like doing mushrooms and marijuana.

I feel like if I did mushrooms, I'll actually, like, they'll lose my mind. I feel like I'm already whiz. Can you roll? I prefer that other people do that. Oh, really? Oh, you're like getting all the glory? Did I ever tell you the story about me? Sorry, to put in.

When I went, right, so was this guy at our school who... Who was the King of Blazer? Basically, he'd smoke with him. Oh, fucking good, come on. He was a big guy, like, quite popular in that, and I was really small in, like, year eight or whatever. And we were all going around down Baggeridge Park, and I was like, oh, I'm going to take a fucking slip.

And I was like, oh, I'll meet your house. like roll it for me like sort of one out yeah roll this up for me yeah literally so gave him fibre

got my swift walked down to the park and I'm like I didn't even want to puff with it and then I was like it's just a fag he's just rolled

through a fag oh mate and I was like no no that's good yeah yeah that's good it's like it's literally

just a roll up mate yeah no you're right I didn't say anything to absolutely no no no no Mark is

don't mate literally oh man it was great weed i've got a fucking probably stone proper buzz off that guys but because i was such a novice to like ever like obviously smoking or weed or ever the i think the the tobacco like high or like the yeah yeah yeah makey rush made me think oh that's weed yeah yeah yeah yeah you just attributed it really so i have a blazer yeah you did blaze bro blaze yeah blazing yeah blizzard anyway dream blunt the rotation who's first okay so first so first

First up, we are going to go with double york egg. Have you ever had double york egg? No. If that's the level we're doing, what is going? Double york egg is fucking unbelievable. This is what I want. So my mom used to go to a farmer's guy who gives you the eggs. I promise you, the eggs were like they were fucking dinosaur eggs.

They were like this size. Without fail, without fail, every single one was a double yorker. I'm not joking. We sound like he was up to no good on that farm, I reckon. It sounds like he was fertilising those eggs. We just had like handfuls of eggs. of eggs. Oh, I bet you

I bet he did as well, man. Next up, I have went with supersonic eggs. Jupiter. I went with Jupiter. That is the shittest. Are we trying to create a bit of comedy here? What's going on?

No, no, this is the point of it. It's not people. It is things like what I understand that part. I love Jupiter. Do you know that little spot? Do you know Jupiter's spot there? Thank you for asking why. That's a great question.

Do you know Jupiter's a spot there? Storm. That's a hurricane that has been raging for millions of years. it actually fits inside at Earth so you could put Earth is the size of that dot. Actually, it's me, Jupiter's mold. How fucking mint is that? Yeah, it's big.

Big storm that. Does that not blow your mind? I mean, it's probably impressive, but I want to put it on. Are you things that blow your mind in space? That does it. You put a planet on the front of rotation. Before we'll have been born, a million years after.

What? Prove it. How do they know that? Preve it. Science. Do you reckon that's the bit that smokes the joint? I can't remember what I've got next. His little mouth.

Frank's red hot sauce. What? There's so many better hot sauce. With the eggs. What's it mean? You're having it with the eggs. Oh, no,

I have it with the chicken legs. I feel like you're trying to hard with this. I'm starting to, I don't think you understand what this is. I think he's not trying. He's trying to be rogue. This is, this is the point of the list,

you're trying. It's to be ruled. I've started the blunt rotation and all I'm realizing is fucking out, I'm hungry now. Let's look at the stars. That's what I mean. Pour on the eggs.

I fucking love that. I had a Chitulia the other day. Mate, how fucking good. Yeah. How fucking good. Why don't you put that in? This is what I mean. I don't think you understand it.

We enjoy. Yeah, pretty much. You enjoy Jupiter? It's just a meme that's going around, Theo. It's not actually, I'm not smoking weed with Jupiter. Because he really, because he's explained it to me. And I'm like, he's not going to roll up a fatty with red fangs with red on. See, this is, this is exactly what I thought.

might happen. If you were to do this as a slide by slide on TikTok, I think this would do really well in terms of individually what you've chosen. You go, that's quite funny. Yeah, that's quite. But when we have to explain each one, it comes across so fucking shit. No, I'm explaining why I like it. But that's what I'm saying. Well, I'm not explaining my

choices. You're going to have to live with them. I'd just like these stuff. Um, what have they got next? Explosions. Next. Okay, right. Wait, you just stolen explosions. What's that? I said everyone should have explosions. What's that? No, no. You can't, you can't. It's meant to be your own. You can't just...

So you're down to six original ones. What is your problem? There you go. Where you go. Round again. You just... The next one is friendship. That's a good one.

That's a gay couple. That's a bit wholesome. How do you know? They're touching... Yeah, they are touching hips. So you know about that. That's point in language of a gay couple, by the way. Does that mean you're a road story guy?

Well, you should see the video. Okay, next. Do you not like friendship? Ancleiosaurus. So let me tell you... I've been researching this board. A dinosaur from the thing again. Too out of the thing.

He's copied. I can tell, no, by the way, the one that you put in the chat, one had dinosaurs an explosion. Oh, my. The one that had, number one, was a spinosaurus and two, I've been learning. Right, yeah, because they're different. I've been learning about ancliosaurus, a little fact, you know, that thing, a T-Rex wouldn't even fight it.

It's the only dinosaur that a T-Rex was around at the time, that there's no evidence that it ever thought. Is that the one that has the thing on it, on its tail is like a heart? Yeah, because, well, CSU, this is the only animal that has no damage from T-Rex, like, on its bones because it's literally made of armor. It's literally made of armor. And if a T-Rex kit, it's because it's so low to the ground and separated, it couldn't flip it over.

Oh, no way you got this from? It couldn't flip it over. I've been watching loads of dinosaurs. I don't want to debunk it. You'll be watching that Harry guy? Maybe. He may have been watching a non-stop dinosaur. He's sick.

Oh, he's dead. I don't want to debunk it, but you know there's no proof. Dinosaurs had like scales like that. They could have just been made a fire. Oh my God. I'm so fucking up. Keep talking. No, you should be.

Is your blunt rotation? Genuinely, how do they know what's on the owl? Oh, that's the genuine question. They genuinely don't. They could have a chicken. Yeah, they reckon T-Rexies could have had first. So, so, there's no proof of them having any spikes like that at all. No, no, but you don't know what their, you don't know what their external is made of because you're only fine bones.

So fully enough, the reason I love at Ankleisaurus, there's only one that's the best preserved fossil ever where all this skin is still intact because when it died, it must have got washed away to sea and then it preserved everything. That is, and that's an ancliosaurus. And it's got all the spikes and all the skin. Has all the skin? Has the hair hair? No, it's, it looks dirty, but this is the skin you're looking at. Normally it's, normally a fossil is rough. But with the fur not of...

It didn't have fur, it looked exactly like that. They might have had fur. No, but so there is... It might have had a bane. How cool is that? Like, I don't have that big. No, they weren't, they were just tanks. T-Rex couldn't bite through its fucking back.

But how mad's that? Our circumstance, because it got washed away, so quick, it got preserved. That's fucking cool. That is cool. Next. My, Sandy, my childhood crush. Really? Yeah, back in the day.

You know, well, that's actually the best one on the seven to be there. Fuck teeth. Who's the fittest cartoon? Oh, Kim Possible's pretty up. No, he's got to be what's the face from Looney Tunes. Kim Possible. Jessica Rabbit. Yeah.

Who's yours? What, well, you have to be a knob all the time? Hey, I've just been. Ariel? Which one's Ariel? Little Man, da, da, see. Oh, what's Aladdin's lady? Jasmine.

Jasmine. Not really cartoons It literally is a cartoon Like the people Like a non-person cartoon Like the snake Like a Fiona Like an animal

Viona I like him thick That's nice Well you're up next Yeah come on then what we got Everyone close your eyes Are we rating his house 10 We're going left to right will

I'll give yours a four How mental is that ancliosaurus fossil though by the way? I haven't seen it I haven't shown her Oh well there let me I feel like you've used Does source material too much there? I've only used it.

Yeah, it's cool. Very cool. Very cool that. And the explosion. Yeah, it's like, oh. Hey, Reid's homework and make it not look coffee. Hey, guys, maybe, instead of looking on half glass full, I mean, half glass empty. I like the last one.

I don't want to look at this. I don't want to look at this. Oh, it's done now. Right, I can't remember the order I did. Ah. Ha ha ha ha ha. Food. This is important.

The extra hot pepper, army. Is it for your bum bum bum? Ooh, is that why you got... That's probably his way you're asking. This is fucked. Yeah. No, mate, they're really hard to find in shop.

Also, you know, he said, you know he said when we did the thing of, you can only eat one food for the rest of your life,

he said pepper army. They're unreal. That only food. It is, man, up with your ass situation and then you had 20 spicy nuggets for dinner. It's like,

I've got a modium in, ladams, son. You've got a modem in? Just backing it up. You literally just like fucking giving it worse. Like cordoned off the motorway and then four and

I'll be right. Eggs. A thousand cars of. Ah. Oh my God That's the best one yet So far No, Tom, that's the best one yet

Peace and quote That's the best one By any reason in particular Tom won this trend Following on to Oh, so low point Solo point No one about just the barman

Maybe an old man in the corner Betting on the horses Just me and my thoughts Next waiting. I thought it'd be number one, to be honest. This is specific, your horse winning in a photo finish. Right, right. Okay, yeah, that's cool. I'll smoke a doobie with that. Next, Dean Ashton.

Next. Oh, what the fuck is that? What is that? So this is my new invention. It's the, do you remember I said to you've ever seen a cat penis? Oh, is that what it is? It's the new thrilled home with spikes. That's disgusting. That is horrendous.

Oh, I don't want to look at it. Do you know why cats have penises like that? Very. Because what they do is... If they run away? No. When cats have sex with, like, another cat, the spikes are designed to scrape out the semen of another cat.

Only their semen. That must hurt the other cat. I think so. I think so. I think so. Shut up. And finally, Fred and Rose West shovel. I thought that's what it was as well.

Oh. That sums you up. That literally sums you up. Smokers, with fucking Dean Ashton and Katzkoch and less speed. No, it's a trouble. I don't even know much about them. You've got a couple ones on there that I actually quite.

I need to watch a documentary. Oh, no, I did. That's what I watched. They're more fucked up than you think. My favorite to a piece and quiet at Dean Ashton. I, Dean Ashton, some though. Yeah, doing it. Wait, he really should achieve more, really, but injuries stopped him.

Shut up, man. Right, close your eyes. We'll put that list together. He was having to put me on, Willie. Cocks and stuff. Cat Cocks. Is that in a museum then? You made a presentation?

What? They're all called that. So I'm calling it a spade. What's a different? A massive difference? A massive difference? A shovel and a speed? Yeah.

A spider is what you go down the fucking beach with. Yeah. That's a thing up. Bucket in a spider. A shovel's a big fucking thing. Shubbles is a square one and then. A spade square. I thought it's the same thing.

No, your spade down is like a... No, it's not. It is, because that's what... It's not a spade, he's like rectangular. We can't be, because that's what the suit of a card is. I promise you. No, when you go down the... I'll tell you why, they can't have square ones for kids.

You get spades on a card, it's the same thing. I thought they were the same thing. No, they're not. Shovels are like more like a vagina. Right. Anyway, I'm going to preface my first one. I started doing it quite wholesome. Go on, will you do it?

It's an empty gym. but you have like the best pump of your life and then I put that in and I thought fucking hell this is just not going to hit the same so I started actually trying wait no hang in a sec, you should do whatever you want I know you should have done what you want three scatters on fishing frenzy

that is fucking yes get in honestly that fish your mom when he pops up that is that is elite level moment in life yeah you can't be a bit an empty gym next

it's the gingerbread from Shrek, mate. Unreal. I reckon he would be sensational on a flat-night stage. Oh, I've seen the video the other day, and I agree with it. I can't remember who it was. It was a comedian talking about Shrek. They literally built him.

And they killed him. And just let him drown. Self-sacrifice, yeah. But he was happy about it. He's a big fucking smiling. He was there dry. He's like, no, my God! And he's like,

in the river. He's already, he's already pretty much got a blunt in his hand anyways. got a lollipop. That's probably full of LFD as well. Next. Chicken and rice. Twilight golf on holiday. I thought you were going to see a sunset there. It's also, Wilkin also put the other picture in, but it's mini golf on the seaside. That was another one. Next, David Gettor solving racism. There you go. This one goes out to George Floyd. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's probably no blunt in his time anyway, to be honest. Next, William. Love blazer.

All right, okay, that'll work. Paragon Falcon, elite level animal. Why? Tell me about the falcon. Fastest animal on the planet. Is it? Birds freak me out. Faster than eagle? That's the fastest animal on the planet, yeah.

I sent a video to Chris, because I thought I saw one. No way. It was a black kite. Can I just, I want to debate this? They aren't the fastest animal they are. They just fall the fastest. They have the fastest speed registered there. But they don't.

They're using gravity, yeah. Yeah, they're cheating a bit. It's like saying, why can't a pigeon get that? Yeah, but all the other birds can't... He's probably throwing a stone off a building and saying that's the fastest thing. Why can't the pigeon get that fast? Yeah, he's not.

Tom, but why can't a pigeon get that fast? Yeah, exactly that. Because they're fat. And not aerodynamic. No, but like, there's so many birds in the world and yet it can reach... And also, they do that speed and then they get a little worm.

And then finally, I can't remember which one this is. Oh, team of the season, Usman Dembele from FIFA 17. What a fucking card this was. If you've played FIFA, that could be the best card of all time. I don't remember that card. Five-star skills, five-star weak foot, 99 pace. He doesn't have a good card though.

Mate, he was generational, honestly. The first thing I thought of when I thought of FIFA in my background. There you go. My background. Not bad, I give that a... Hang on, you didn't write mine. Oh, what did I like about yours? Seven.

I like the piece of quiet. Yeah, seven, solid seven. What about the shovel? Close your eyes. I can't let you remember mine. What about Dean Ashton and the Shrine? Right, there we go. We're not too committed.

Right, come on, Leo. Oh, so my first one, I can't remember. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He, of course he has fucking pizza. You know what this is? I could have put serious money on it being a double decadence pizza from Domino's is number one.

Oh, wait, when you, when you go double decadence, how much food do you think is on here? I can't believe it. Nah. But you do realize you made us try double deacence and it's shit compared to normal? Oh. Oh, that is, that is, that was odds on coming up.

Wait, you know what do you mean? How good is it? Yeah, it is. Not better than David get some racism, though. Oh, yeah. Firing Range on Cooler Duty, Black Ops, Demolition, playing Demolition on Firing Range. I didn't play a demolition, but I like that, ma. Demilitaries, oh, firing range is a, a little bit of search of destroy on there.

Demilition was one with the two-bomb side, and you could spawn trap them. I, I never used to do, I played a lot, I played a lot of search. But I like that, ma. Demolition is basically respawned and search and destroy. Yeah. Unlimited. Killed Gillich.

Firing range, goaded, Matt. Kill Gillich. Kill glitch. This is a... How much food is on this? This is when you're on a bike ride or whatever and you stop for a coffee and a pastry. Oh my God.

You know exactly. Don't laugh. Don't laugh. No, I find it funny how everyone's tried to think outside the box here and you've gone pizza, number one, cycling and cake the thing I'd love to make fun of him but when I did the bike ride before

when we stopped and got a coffee and a bit of, oh it was actually you laugh and there was other cyclists who rode past and they give us a wave and I was like how good but how good is the coffee in the pastry

and by the way slim and bun is a fucking beast mode thank you next oh is you you know when you're freezing cold and you get in a hot shower and then just deep laugh

that's Santiago Lago Munoz did after training once. You still do that. You bought this. Far too many time. This exact scene, you bought up. He doesn't. What the fuck is next?

Wait, wait, wait, when you're cold and you get in a hot shower, it's elite. I agree with that, but what's the whole, like, putting your arm on the wall and thinking you're in a fucking edit? Obviously, camera is over there, and camera is over there. What's next? You're a weirdo. Nick Bear.

Nick Bear. This is Iron Man series on YouTube. Why are you? You got a naked male next to the naked male on your dream rotation. What is going on here, man? Two topless men, yeah. Two bits of food.

No, no, no, guys, I've just got, I've got to make sure you know the context, but it's a naked guy. You couldn't have chosen a photo of him with a top on, man. Or him, or him. He doesn't have any photos with tops on. He's definitely got a dry shit on his top.

In particular, it's his Iron Man prep series on his YouTube channel, Elite series. Are you doing an Iron Man? Next. Oh, it's a pub golf. Yeah. Okay, okay. Look at the phone.

I was so confused. I love pub golf so much. Yeah, I agree. With a passion. You could be off of zero, yeah. Oh, fucking. All right, do you like pizza? Do you like pizza?

Sometimes. Do you like Call a Duty? Sometimes. Do you like pastries? Sometimes. I'm riding the bikes. Do you like showers? No.

Do you like showers? No. Do you like men? Yes. Do you like men? Yes. Like drinking golf. No.

Pub golf. All right. What's last? Oh yeah, Greg. No way he's gone. Oh my God. Oh my God. Four items.

No, three items of food. Greg's ham and cheese, baguette. Three out of four. I had to choose something. Are you joking? That is the shittiest item at Greg. No, I'm going to, it's an example. It's so much butter on it.

Three out of seven are carbs. Eating cheese, the pizzas are elite there. Don't get me started. Imagine. I knew it. Greg's, and he chooses the ham and cheese baguette. This is your coolest things ever on. Of all types.

Like, these are just all things you've done now. You have, this is just what you've done like in the last week. Five of them are, five of them are related to Iron Man training, by the way. How? You've got pizza in which you'd eat as carbs. Oh, you can't relate food. Come on. You can't actually get straws there, buddy.

All right. Well, you've got pastries and cycling, which you would do for Iron Man training. You've got washing after you'd go for Iron Man training. Okay, well, having a shower, you're related to Iron Man training. Absolutely. Five of these you do weekly. No, sorry, having a shower is related to iron. You've got, you've got, you've got, you've got, you've got,

You've got watching Iron Man training and then you've got eating food. I was cool of duty related. I didn't say it was. I said five of them were. It's more like a week in your life. Five out of seven. Without two of them, it's a week in your life. Well, let us know in the comments who's got the best blunt rotation and let me know what it's mine.

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