Back Side - Theo Calls Out ChrisMD! Valentines Day FALLOUT & The Russian Spy Parrot

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

Theo calls out Chris for not paying him £5,000! Reev and Tom lose their heads talking about Valentines day and a leaked video causes uproar as Theo and Reev are seen kissing!If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10Lewis:https://www.youtube.com/@lewisbowden1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Too busy nagging me to nag me about fucking valentines. Cut that. What water? Water, water. Water? I don't have any water. You can afford it. But why?

You can afford it. Why are can afford to why are you like streaming your head down I've never seen I'm just here you meet an alien you have the choice to meet the alien or not meet the alien

okay do you meet the alien what's the alternative not meeting the alien yeah but wow what a deep question Thank you for 50,000 subscribers. Thank you.

We're never going to hit it. We're never going to hit it. I think we did. Thank you so much. And guess what's next, Tom? Tell them. 51,000. And then 52.

By the way, ever since you told me, I got really good feet. Get your hands off me. Tom's so fit today by the look. Yeah, because we both just like footballers today because we both filmed football today, didn't we, Tom? Oh, that's the wrong show.

Look at that. Wiggle your feet. Footballer feet. We got a new addition to the set as well. Look, I got a family portrait of us up on the wall. And we got a new yellow lamp. That's really nice. Oh, with just us four in it and no one else?

Yeah, just us four. With some fucking sticky type. That is a new lamp, though.'s really nice. Oh, with just us four in it and no one else? Yeah, just us four. With some fucking sticky type. That is a new lamp, though. We should have got closer, to be honest. There's a massive gap in the middle there. That is a new lamp.

Yeah, we should have came together. That's a new Lello lamp. Lello. It's definitely not new. That is a new lamp. You're thinking about waffles. Fucking Teletubbies. Yeah, you're getting confused.

Lello! Also, I want to start. I came in after Hard Day's work. And you came out. Came into here and seen two bits of litter on the floor. So we have a new fine list

on this side. No, we do a backside. You owe a tenner and yous owe a tenner. Yes, you do. You owe a tenner for five. I'm actually more annoyed that it's not here

because I was going to drink it today. Don't leave your litter. Take it on with you. It's not litter. It is litter. Oh, so leave it in my chair, is it? You owe £10. You need to send it off. Yes, you do. It is litter. All right, so leave you my cherries. You're all 10 pounds. You need to send it off.

Yes, you do. You owe 30 then because we've had three pods where your boot box has been left. We're on backside right now. It doesn't matter. We're on backside right now.

The finalist is a finalist, mate. Also, Poois, these two are serious, serial litter offenders. Re-offenders. Re-offenders all the time. I never litter.

Yeah, you do. What was that yesterday yeah you do an empty bottle you were the first one to ever get fined and you're only to send the money

because at the moment you're not sending the money also I'm more than happy to buy a foreign one I've lit it leaving a drink for the next day is not lit

you didn't leave it for the next day we literally told you we left it your oil was full you're hitching on to his argument no you owe me a full bottle of pink hitching on to his argument. No, you owe me

a full bottle of pink joystick. He is actually, but I did say to you yesterday, I did say to you yesterday, I'm leaving that

bottle there for tomorrow. On Valentine's Day, how did you celebrate it? I didn't. Lewis, I don't know if you've realised,

it's actually the 11th of February. Yeah, yeah. No, off mic, they don't know. Yeah, but's actually the it's the 11th of February yeah yeah no off mic off mic they don't know yeah but how can we talk about how we celebrated it without I don't know what you're doing

fuck knows mate honestly of course you know what you're gonna do no I'm you just haven't planned ahead probably not gonna do anything you're yay fuck off

you're romantic I know how you asked to be your girlfriend I don't do anything for Valentine's Day I just paid a fucking wedding deposit mate we're gonna treat it as a it's a Friday do you know what Charlie was saying to me she was like

you haven't even asked me to be your valentines yet I was like I was like number one number one it's not valentines day number two and then number

two beers not 20 quid that you owe me number two like that's not a thing Shuley I don't think I've ever done

anything for valentines I firmly disagree it's so westernised and commercialised I completely disagree with valentines oh fucking hell you sound like

Jaden Smith it's like have a laugh it's Jaden Smith here. It's like, have a laugh. It's Jaden Smith. Oh, can we talk about the political state of the world right now? Me? Yeah.

Oh, it's all westernized and commercial. for your gal, though. It doesn't have to be a lot. You can get flowers and a card. I do. You can be romantic. I do, constantly. Something like that.

Oh, I hate this. These twat world. Oh, I don't need a deer to spoil my girlfriend. Shut up, man. Valentine's is literally just for people that aren't, like, properly in a deer to spoil my girlfriend. Shut up, man. Valentine's is literally just for people that aren't like

properly in a normal relationship. That's absolutely not the case at all. I disagree. I could Charlie-like presents in that, but we'll still do some Valentine's Day.

It's so much more important for a girl than it is for a boy. So all that for men. Where do men come into this? Well, this is what I was saying. It doesn't really matter, Tom, because if it makes you go happy, that's all that matters.

Galdem. That's true. I'm engaged. I'm on a different level. I'm on a different level. Oh, he's just 11 and we've done. Oh God, you must have a really fun date or like a cook or a meal or something. Why does that have to only be on the 14th of May? It doesn't have to be. Why do you celebrate a birthday then?

What? What's the point? Why do you celebrate a birthday? Birthday's a bit different. That's a bit different. I think that's very different. It's just a made up thing. No, it's not. It's the day you're born.

Valentine's Day is a made up thing. Why do you celebrate Christmas then? Baby Jesus. Are you religious, are you? Yeah. He is.

He is very religious. No, he is very religious. Obviously praying before him. Off mic he is, yeah. Fuck off. He actually is. He knows religion.

Mate, no. He is. Why are you so uptight about people celebrating Valentine's Day? You're such an angry man. Why would you choose? Look at me. I can't be on a celebrity Valentine's Day. That's not what we're saying.

That's what I'm saying. I'm saying it should just be normalized that you have to go on dates with your girlfriend. It's not like... I don't have to carve out my entire calendar for one day in the middle of February to go on a fucking date with my missus. No, no, no. All you've got to do is fucking

hook her up. You don't have to do a 24-hour deal with that. No, don't get me wrong. Like birthdays, anniversaries, I completely get that. That's a special day.

Just a random day in February. But if it makes her happy, why wouldn't you do it? And it's going to be like double expensive, double hard to go out, double busy. You don't have to.

You are pulling your money. You don't have to spend anything. Mate, you don't have to spend anything. Of course you do. No, you don't. At minimum, you have to. Of course you do. How would you not? It's not happening. You don't have to. You are pulling your money. Mate, you don't have to spend anything. Mate, you don't have to spend anything. Of course you do. No, you don't. At minimum, you have to. Of course you do. How would you not?

It's not happening. I'm not going to be doing anything to get over it. You're making out it's going to be really expensive. Just fucking cook her a dinner. Which costs money to do as well. What?

Buying chicken? What do you mean? If you want to prepare an actual really nice meal, it costs more money. Also, I'm not. You don't even fucking cook, mate. What are you laughing at?

Just buy some chicken. You don't need to buy oysters. No, man. I'm not going to fucking... Oh, I can't spend money on dinner. I'll get some flowers and I will go out somewhere. Are you sure? Yeah, I just used to doing his impression.

We'll go out somewhere. Why are you... Sorry, Casanova. You do what you want to do. We got the fun part. What's your plan then? What's your plan? Seeing as this date matters so much to you. It's just you want to do We got the fun What's your plan then? What's your plan Seeing as this date

Matters so much to you It's just an excuse To do something fun Like fucking fun Why is that a joke You should spend time With the girl you love You know

You should be treating her Like a princess Why are you so angry We don't care about Valentine's No it's not that It's mental It's more just like You're just shooting

Someone down for celebrating No we're not You're doing the opposite You're doing the opposite You're shooting us down for celebrating no we're not you're doing the opposite you're doing the opposite you're shooting us down for not caring as much as you do about it mate have you ever

thought have you ever thought about this go and do whatever you want I don't care I personally don't I don't want to do

anything wrong I think it's a load of shit have you ever thought about this Reeve you're not caring you're not doing it but what about what about your other half

maybe she does care she's fine with it that's absolutely fine maybe she's really sad she's probably planning the wedding that we're going to have next year as opposed to being like

oh that's gaslighting to the neck you're getting very rattled over this no I'm really not I'm really not you are rattled right now we should be too busy

fucking nagging me to nag me about fucking valentines cut that what are you doing then what are you doing to celebrate uh we're actually celebrating on the 12th right oh wow you know wow the day's irrelevant it has to be on the 14th special day no i'll cook her a meal on the 14th so what oh my god how dare you sit there for the last 10 minutes going on about your special day. You can't back this anymore.

Actually, we're celebrating in November. If you actually listen to what I'm saying, I'm saying all you've got to do, I'm saying you don't have to do something extravagant. We haven't said you do.

No, but you're saying it's too expensive to cook a dinner. No, we're just saying that the whole concept of it's over the top. Yeah, you're spending extra money.

You did say that. You did say that. If you want to prepare a really nice meal for your missus, it has to be all money. just making some pasta? Why do you always

jump to oysters? What the fuck are you talking about? If you buy expensive steaks, you buy sides, you buy dessert, you buy the starter. You can't afford to buy some steak.

It's not about what you can afford it. But why are you getting so mad? Why are you getting so mad? Why are you like streaming your head down? I've never seen him this agitated. No, you're gaslighting so bad.

You're unbelievably gaslighting. I've never seen him this agitated. No, you're gaslighting so bad. You're unbelievably gaslighting. I've never seen you do this. He's sweating. You're frustrating. No, because it's having a conversation with two people

that don't understand the other half of the coin. You're saying you can't afford a steak. That's not what he said. He did say that. He just did say that. No, I didn't.

I said, I can't afford a steak. That came out of my mouth, didn't it? Insinuate. I said, I can't afford a steak. That came out of my mouth, didn't it? Insinuate. I said I... Wait, what do you mean by... It's expensive to buy food for a meal.

If you want to make a dedicated meal that's more different than stuff you already cook for your other half, it's more expensive to go out and buy better ingredients and better food. Especially over that. Okay, you might spend 40 quid. Which thing you don't have to do that?

So why does it matter to do it on that day then? Go away until you've got a 12-pound meal deal. Allid. Which thing you don't have to do that? So why does it matter to do it on that day then? Go wait till you've got a £12 meal deal. All right, so why does it matter if I do that on the 12th of March? Why does it matter if it's 14th of February

or any other day that you're doing it? Are you telling me you're good, Fred? If Beyonce isn't worth £40? Oh, you're so weird. You can't gaslight me into anything else now. So you're going to buy her flowers?

Yeah, absolutely. Oh, so you're going to transform society on Valentine's Day. to buy her flowers? Yeah, absolutely. Oh, so you're going to conform to society and celebrate Valentine's Day. I buy her flowers fairly regularly. But you'll do it on Valentine's Day as well. You will do it on Valentine's Day. So you agree?

So you are conforming to society then? No, I'm not. I don't understand how that's different. But you are though. Why? Because you're going to buy her Valentine's Day flowers. I don't, I don't believe, I personally don't believe in the whole like,

oh my God, you should go out and prepare something absolutely incredible because it's a random day. You're just like us. I never said absolutely incredible.

No one ever said that. I said McPasta. No, stop it. It's so annoying. I said McPasta. You're being so annoying. He never said you two said that.

He said in general. I'm not saying absolutely extraordinary. He said in general that is the idea of our story. He's doing it again, man. He's doing it again. You are getting angry at us.

You are angry at us for not wanting to celebrate Valentine's Day. You're angry at us for saying, oh, it's just another day in the calendar. Yeah. But then you are also celebrating it. I'm not celebrating it. But you are buying a Valentine's Day flowers. That's not celebrating it. I would say that is conforming to society.

Would you say that? I've missed that.'s conforming to society. Would you say that? I've missed that. I was laughing at him. Would you say buying Valentine's Day flowers on Valentine's Day flower day? Right. You're paying the extra prices for the expensive flowers.

No, because what you just said, if it makes them happy on a valentine, that's why you're doing it. No, I know. I'm not doing it for me. No, I actually think most boys aren't doing it for them. No, but I'm not going out

and fucking no fuck off if I see you if I you said if I see you I'll just run a bit a plan for it

is not a blind flower that's not like I know what you're going to do it's like what I couldn't get my head bound is it's like

my Julie you're just like my missus will be working at 2 at like 10pm at night so what do you want me to do about that cheese board

go to her work and carry her home oh yeah with a stereo box take her a Chinese into work I'll hire you and you can carry her

and I'll play music on the side what are you doing what are you doing I don't know there is no way there is no way you have come at us

like that and I ask the question what are you doing you've got to have no fucking idea maybe like get her some flowers and deliver her in or something.

Yeah, sounds lovely. Get some takeaway in. That's every... You could do... That is the same as doing it at every other party. It's spending time with each other. Oh, don't come over

at your fucking romantic film or something. I don't know. Why does it need to be on this specific day? I do that 300 plus times a year. Why does it matter that it's on February 14th? 300 times a year?

You get flowers every day in bar 24. I had a romantic film or something. You had a romantic film 300 times a year. Your house is full of flowers everywhere. I might get some flowers.

I actually didn't hear that part. I had 300 times a day. I might get some flowers and then actually torture for 10 minutes and then that's it. Look at you conforming to society, man. Crazy. What are you doing then? torture for 10 minutes and then that's it. Oh, look at you conforming to society, man.

Crazy. What are you doing then? I'm going to cook her a meal on Friday. No, you said the 12th? Yeah. I want to check it out. I don't believe you're doing that. Is it?

Yeah, we're going to a... Yeah, sick in the head. It's like a murder mystery. Oh, wow, that's romantic. Murder on your own express. God! Like a taster meal thing. It's quite sick.

I'm quite looking forward to it. That's romantic. Yeah, six course tasting meal, but you've got to figure out who's murdered who in the night. I feel like that's more of it in a bit for you, not you and your mission.

No, it's not in a bit for me. I don't like this kind of food. I don't like the food. That cannot be true. Yeah, I didn't realise it was a French restaurant. You love French cuisine.

You lived in France when you were younger. I don't like snails. You literally had a... Have you ever had them? You went caravaning there. That's one item, by the way, which isn't an entire cuisine. I'm not going to have buttered baguette, am I? You lived in France when you were younger. They're like snails. You literally had a... Have you ever had them? You literally... You went caravanning there. That's one item, by the way,

which isn't an entire cuisine. I'm not going to have buttered baguette, am I? That's exactly what you enjoy. Yeah, they're not going to serve it at a restaurant. They might. They don't serve bread at a French cuisine. Fucking butter and snails. Butter and meat.

Hang on, hang on. They don't serve bread at a French restaurant. Yeah. That's exactly what they want. French onion soup? I'll bet you like that. Yeah, I don't think it's on the menu, though. Yeah, yeah.

How do you know? But it's a whole, like, theme. You either know or you don't because you've looked at the menu. It's a themed dinner now. It's quite cool. I'm looking forward to it.

But you said you've looked at the menu and you don't like the food, so you'll know what's on the menu. Is French onion soup on the menu? I'll find out. And has that been planned as Valentine's, then? Yeah. It's not like a Christmas present

that you've decided to chuck on there? No, no. I planned it. No, I planned it. I planned it I planned it also have you ever had snails oh come on man what did he say

what did he say he hasn't booked it yet he says I've planned it because I've put effort in you're a gaslighter let me try and get the menu up he's a kid gaslighter

you strike me as a guy who got a lot of Valentine's Day cards when you were younger no that wasn't really a thing you'd get bullied at primary school He's a king ass man. You strike me as a guy who got a lot of Valentine's Day cards when you were younger. No, not really. That wasn't really a thing. You'd get bullied if that happened.

No, primary school. No, you'd get bullied. I think I gave someone Valentine's Day card in like primary school. I think you should buy your Mrs. Valentine's Day card. I don't know, mate.

I think the last one was Valentine's Day. I hate cards. Cards are fucking stupid by the way. And yeah, you just stock them up in the house.

I can't stand the idea like give me the two quid of cost primary school shit I didn't realise romance was dead in your life Christ

yeah man I was quiet for your relationship do you want to know the courses when are you getting engaged crime scene yeah when's

when's engagement you were talking about buying a ring earlier I'm just asking a question you're allowed to ask questions on the. I'm just asking a question. You're allowed to ask questions. Why are you so rude? I'm not.

I'm not. You're invited. You have mentioned buying rings. Yeah. Crimes me. You do. No. You care about your girlfriend so much. You love her so much.

When are you getting engaged? When I can afford a ring. When you can afford a ring. When you can afford a ring. Right, so I can't afford steak and you can't afford a ring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, yeah. Did you ever get that? Those thousands of pounds back from afford steak and you can't afford a ring yeah yeah yeah that's uh yeah

did you ever get that those thousands of pounds back from Chris MD that you didn't know it's left you bank no I didn't oh I actually didn't

but you can't afford a ring now yeah can we talk about this can we talk about this on the pod like Chris MD owes you thousands of pounds and you didn't even realise it's like five grand five grand

and you didn't even realise it wasn't there oh he's like no actually actually I didn't realise. That's why I said, where is it? Oh, it was... No, he mentioned it because he went, oh...

I haven't had a train for like 90 quid. Usually I expense Chris for my Uber or the train or whatnot and Fee goes, oh, fucking hell, those flights. Oh, yeah, I remember the flight. Five grand for the flight. I didn't even notice. Are you like trying to embarrass me right now because you're so rattled about what's going on

why are you embarrassed about being so rich it sounds like you're rattled mate I'm rattled by Chris for not paying me yeah you haven't mentioned

it for months what what are you doing right now it didn't even make a dent I swear to god I've never seen you two so rattled in my life it's crazy

I'm looking because I get to watch you from the outside you got smoked ham tartar flat You're crazy. You agree with it. I'm looking because I get to watch it from the outside. You got smoked ham, tartar flat. Because you don't like tartar flat. We moved past the Chris Ornew

five grand for this. He was throwing the first two items on the menu and he's gone, I don't really like the cuisine. You love both of those. Goat's cheese mousseline with beetroot.

That'll be fine. Beetroot's class. Oysters. Yeah. Afro-Dizzy. There you go, Lou. Two rounds of oysters. There's your oysters. You're going to be getting the Beetroots, class. Oysters. Yeah. Aphrodisiac, mate. There you go, Lou. Two rounds of oysters. There's your oysters.

You're going to be getting the pump on. Why? Oh, it's an aphrodisiac. What's good? It's an aphrodisiac, yeah. Astrophiliac. You've got chicken balatine. Fuck it, I don't know what that is.

Which chicken? With Jerusalem artichoke. Chicken balateli? That's a guy dressed as Jesus. With Jerusalem artichoke. Chicken balatelle. That's a guy dressed as Jesus comes out with artichoke. And that's Bethany. And then Chef Gustave's special honey.

Special cream sauce. It's a special cream sauce, yeah. And a coffee lounge, whatever that is. So you like coffee, so you like everything on the menu,

well done. I don't like snails. Have you ever had snails? Yeah, I have. They're decent. I mean, they taste like chicken, don't they? They're decent. Yeah. They're decent. I mean, they taste like chicken, don't they?

They're decent. No, frog's legs. Do you think human tastes like chicken? Snails are just rubbery. Frog's legs look alright because they come out

like fried chicken, but snails look a bit grim. What's the actual word for snails? Escargot. Escargot. I had them actually in Val Thoreau

when we went to that French restaurant. I had them in Dordogne. Really nice. No one got food poisoning. Put a little toothpick in them, pick it out, and then put it on the ground. No, from in its shell. They't it it was nice really nice no one got food poisoning put a little toothpick in them pick it out

and then off to the ground no from in its shell they cook it oh no mine weren't in the shell they were like they were already out but they were

you had slugs they were like garlic you can that's the thing that's when it's bad though if you have to cover all the stuff no no but that's the thing

like frog's legs snails they just taste of garlic yeah it's garlic plus a texture of rubber because they're trying to cover the taste can you imagine just like first person ever yeah like oh shit look at that thing crawling on the ground that slimy oh let's eat it that looks nice who found it general g what was that yeah man look at that snail on floor y'all umall. Fucking wagwan. Um, what? That's wagwan. I've added some new words. I've added some new words into my... Wagwan?

Wagwan me? Wagwan? No, don't. Like... Oh, you're allowed to greet me. Hey, this is... No, he's taking it too personally now. That's wagwan.

He's soaking me in water. Sorry. Sorry. Um, who? Have you seen the fucking things on TikTok recently where, like, AI's gone mental? No. So, essentially, like... This is obviously your FYP, isn't it? I said, you know, like, Cleopatra and that, Have you seen the fucking things on TikTok recently where like AI has gone mental? No. So essentially like-

This is obviously your FYP, isn't it? I said, do you know like Cleopatra and that? And there's like statues and shit. Coming out. So like essentially it's like fucking shows them in real life what they would have looked like. Oh, I've seen this. Can you click on that link, please? Julius Caesar and that.

Yeah. So look at you, Ru. Honestly, I'd sling one up Cleopatra. Look at this. Mate, she was 12. So there's Cleopatra, yeah. She died when she was 12. No, she didn't up Cleopatra. Look at this. Mate, she was 12. So there's Cleopatra, yeah. She died when she was 12. No, she didn't.

She was 12. Look at her. And now look. That's what she would look like. Wow. That can't be her because she was 12. Yeah, that's... No, no, next one.

She wore 12. 7.6. She was 12. She was 12, mate. Yeah, but then she grew up. She said she was 12. Shakespeare, Shakespeare. They're definitely making him a lot more attractive, though, with the AI.

Because Shakespeare's not this good looking. He actually looks all right there. I have a theory about this. He was an ugly pig. They're definitely making him a lot more attractive though with the AI because Shakespeare's not this good looking. He actually looks alright there. I have a theory about this. He was an ugly pig. He looks very muscly in theory, doesn't he? I think you might like my theory here.

So do you know when you take a selfie and you try and make yourself look good, don't you? Surely when they were getting chiselled out of marble they were going to the person saying

tighten that up a bit. Yeah, obviously. And also they could have had them killed if they didn't like it. So they're doing them a favour trying to make it look as good as possible

100% he probably has had like 20 more pounds on him than that yeah yeah yeah he probably has had a big maul or something by the way

you know Julius Caesar and you know Cleopatra you know they shagged okay how am I isn't that in a carry on film as well no that is true

is that like the equivalent of like Tom Holland and Zendaya in like modern times no it's like the Queen of Norway and the King of England. That's a bit more. I would care more about Zendaya. That wouldn't it? I didn't know they were alive at the same time.

It would be like Trump and Kay Starmer shagging. She was 21, he was 52. But also, it gets even weirder. Can you open the Google Drive link, please? So there's other stuff that you can do which I found out so I did a couple of them I saw a crazy one yesterday we got the one of

oh it's so minging and we just cross polluting podcasts can you open the top one have a look Theo oh oh oh and the top one. Have a look, Theo. Oh!

Fucking hell, man. Hang on. Oi. Carry on. I can't, like, I look... What are you doing? He's Tom. He's doing a little cute dance. Go back on...

It might be you, Pete. How much do you pay for this? £15. Wait, look how wedge I look. Jesus Christ. Look how mental your face is. Your face is... But this is a real video.

That's the crazy thing. Like, this is even AI. Why do we look so big and hunky? That's what you pay for. How does that feel? Making you think that it went from AI, not being able to do shit all, now it's making you use two neck on.

I fucking love it. Well, that's the ultimate test, isn't it? It's Will Smith eating pasta. Well... I mean, not seeing that the newer the AI gets to video creation. Two neck on. I fucking love it. Well, that's the ultimate test, isn't it? It's Will Smith eating pasta. Well. I mean, I've seen that the newer the AI gets to video creation. That's the original. There's also like AI accounts now on Instagram of like 65-year-old women with like massive tits and arses. I haven't seen them.

I've been talking about them. You've seen this one? Because. That was really romantic. why is that one that looks so realistic he grabs the cheek anyway talking of Cleopatra

Julius Caesar old historic figures on Gaz Gobbles today Gaz Gobbles I have gone for historical theme oh I love this.

Oh, all the stories are historical headlines. That's really cool. They did have newspapers back in there.

There's like some of them I found were from like 1877. Yeah, that is a good point. Imagine some

modern day headline about anything BC. What? I don't know. I was back in the day. He thinks you're know. No, he's thinking that it was back in the day. He thinks you're

fighting. Yeah, like in the 1900s or something. Look, it'd be... Yeah. I didn't think they had printers back then.

You're absolutely crack as you. Julius Caesar becomes emperor. Have you had a lot of caffeine this morning? No. He's in a silly

goofy mood, isn't he? Yeah. Are we ready? Right. Oh, we're doing it now? Little team talk, guys. So we are... It's 3-1 now. It's 3- silly goofy mood, isn't he? Smart life. Yeah. Are we ready? Right. Oh, we're doing it now. Little team talk, guys. So we are, it's 3-1 now.

It's 3-1. Guessing Gaz. Let's keep this going now. We figured him out. We have figured your shit, by the way. Can we guess him? Do you want to make a bet?

We don't know. Yeah? How much? If we guess him right, he fingers our asshole. Right. But you get it wrong. No, we get it right.

I bet none of us get it right because you are quite angry done now right guys gobbles just had three intros yeah we've all done an intro

you fucking headline number one it's definitely that Julius Caesar slays okay I'm going to change it now so now you don't I don't think he has changed it

I'm going to change the order he's pretending he's changing but he isn't changing it I'm not I promise you I'm changing the order I disagree lion escapes into the streets of West Bromwich I'm going to change the order. He's pretending he's changing it, but he isn't changing it. I promise you I'm changing the order. I disagree. Lion escapes into the streets of West Bromwich.

Oh, I've heard about this. There is a zoo. Yeah, he told us about it, didn't he? Remember he told us about the lion up in West Brom? No, you're gaslighting us into... West Bromwich wasn't Dudley, though. Dudley, ah. Maybe it's the lion that went over to Dudley. Anyway.

But they should have started in Dudley. From Dudley, I mean. Fucking hell. The woman started in Dudley. From Dudley. Fucking hell. The woman who married a ghost. Oh, is it thingy from Scary Movie? Anna Faris.

Anna Faris. Damn. Why do you say damn? What's she up to nowadays, man? She doesn't do anything. Head on's too long. The woman who married a ghost.

Yeah. Man discovers his parrot as an undercover undercover spy oh this is difficult already really yeah now really but let's just go no no no but before we get into like shock you before we get into any more details how far back are we going here in terms of like timeline we can ask can't we yeah ask questions and I'll tell you I don't know about the ghost I'll tell you what I'll give you the date

of each one yeah go go the pet parrot is 1944 oh during the war spy parrot the ghost is 1901

okay it could happen and the lion somebody woke for 19 for the lion was 1979 was Dudley Zoo open in 1979 yeah it was

yes all the old pictures did it escape from Dudley Zoo no where did it come from he was trying to reach Dudley Zoo

because his mate was there ah the circus had come to town oh wasn't that convenient very convenient

in the days when circuses were still big attractions they didn't bring lions around in 1979 and they brought a two year old lion with them named dinner

fuck off fuck off that's a good point actually would they have brought lions to a commercial travelling circus not when not at that time

in the 80s mate the circus pitched up at Dartmouth Park in West Bromwich. They barely bring out... They don't bring out lions. They just got some guy on a unicycle and that's the whole thing. Dartmouth Park in Bromwich.

I don't even think circuses were big back then. And 1901 for a ghost headline and it's lasted 124 years. Tell me about the ghost. Please tell me about the ghost. Who was it? So, the ghost. Who was it? So the ghost. So in January 1901, Bessie Brown of Cameron, Oklahoma, married a ghost.

Oklahoma again. Oh. Bessie's fiance had died a few weeks before their wedding. After his spirit appeared to her, she decided she would marry his ghost. See, that could be plausible because it's just a manifestation of what you want to happen. Of course it's plausible.

No, it might have happened as well. So Bessie moved into... Do you believe in ghosts? Well, that should answer the question really, shouldn't it? So Bessie moved into

her cottage, arranged for a minister to come over and the following night they got married. How the minister feels, is that not... Bessie's very like 1900.

That is an old name, yeah. But also Chachi PT could come up with an old name from 1901. I think that's true. And also one for a lion, like dinner. And do you want to hear?

Yeah, they could come up with all of them. That's the whole point of the game, isn't it really? How many times have we been doing this? Look, he was fiddling with his knob the entire time during that. Why do you need it?

You touch your penis a lot. I do. Are you like that as a kid I don't know probably are you imagining that are you imagining that I didn't mean it like that

you're so weird I didn't mean it like that so anyway do you want to hear about the parrot yes so Greg Thompson was reeling

from the shock discovery that his beloved pet parrot what's it? Percy or some shit. Oh, I don't actually. Perky. He doesn't actually say his name. Well, Spice, his name's undisclosed, isn't it? He's been redacted from the past.

His beloved pet parrot had been spying on him for the Russian. Surely you know the name. For the Russian government for the past seven years. Throughout the whole war. Where's he throughout the whole war where's he from sorry where's he from who the guy who owns a parrot tampa florida fucking hell why would the russians be spying on america yeah because originally the russians were against us now he's only towards

the end we know 1944 is the end america weren't involved in the war at that point russia in 1944 it'd be going on for seven years he He found out in 1944 but wait Lou the Probably mental Americans were involved right up to the end The Russians originally were with Hitler. He said that the pirates have been swine on him for seven years. I've watched a lot of World War II. That's way before any American were with Hitler. You're saying they pre-empted it. Because that isn't true. No, I'm saying it could be false.

That's completely false what you're saying. You seem very passionate about this one. Because I know a lot about World War II. The Russians originally were with Hitler.

It's fake. He's trying to convince us. No, forget the story. You're wrong about World War II. I completely agree with that. But in 1937, why is there a Russian parrot in America? Exactly.

Because they were against each other in World War I. And I think, can I... Yeah, you're correct. Can I raise a theory inside... It was Western Europe versus... Why is there spies all around the world even though there's no World War going on now? Let me get deep side real quick.

If we were to get psychological, if we were to get psychological... Have you been told the answer again in your... No, I'm just speaking facts, bro. So you think there's... Well, think So you think there's valid reason for Russians... We're getting deep side. ...to stick a parrot in America in 1937? If we were to get psychological...

The point is there's spars all over the world at all times of centuries. How many spy parrots? Spars. Well, that's the question. That is what you're trying to figure out. I'm pretty sure I met a spy parrot in Thailand. Okay. Right, right.

But which country was he spying for? Have you seen the video? I was speaking to the parrot. Also, don't forget all pigeons are fake spies. Yeah, true. They're mechanical. I wanted to go there, but he's on about me and the spy parrot,

so I think he's too far gone. What topic is he most likely to feel comfortable lying about? It's something about the war, because he's watched so many documentaries. He can easily argue and talk his way out of that one. He feels comfortable in it. I have no knowledge.

And that is why... By the way, I have no knowledge of spies. You know about the war. All I was getting annoyed about is you saying Russians and Americans were together.

They weren't until the very end. No, no, no. I agree with that. He knows about the war so he feels comfortable lying about the war because he has the intellect to do so.

At what point were Americans really kind of encouraged to join forces with it's not even about that pretty like we haven't found out hey so why is it i found the spy parrot google shit you just ruined it now no it's his own thing is his's his photo. That was a weird reaction. Well, I thought you'd Googled it and found it. No, he's doing this on purpose. It was like the other... You just said, I've just found the spy parrot,

so I thought you just Googled the story. My spy parrot. Oh, well, why would you say that? Why are you getting... Why are you getting so angry? It's weird. Because then he ruins the whole game. Oh, there's a picture.

He's Googled it. It's unprecedented scenes in Gaz Gobbles with a retort from Theo about his own spy parrot story. It's not even a parrot, is it? That's not a parrot. That's not a parrot. Hi. How are you?

Good, how are you? Also, he's not the parrot talking. Bye-bye. That's the parrot. That was two different voices. They can do different voices. Hi. Hi. Wow. Hi.

How are you? How are you? And then... Bye bye! Completely different voice. Yeah, they can do different voices. That was the spy... I swear to God...

He memorised. Who is he working for? Well, that's the unknown question. How would a spy parrot even work? Bye bye! How would a spy parrot even fucking work? I'll tell you how it works. This is how it works.

No idea. A parrot is trained to... I don't know. He memorised it. Who is he working for? Well, that's the unknown. How would a spy parrot even work? Bye-bye. How would a spy parrot even fucking work? I'll tell you how it works. This is how it works. A parrot is trained to pick up anyone speaking, right? So say there's a parrot

in the room. They use it all the time in the war, man. There's a parrot in the room and say Churchill was like, say Churchill was like, we're going to attack on the 11th of February.

And he sees that with a parrot in the room. Three days before the commercial Valentine's Day. the parrot will then start. The parrot will then start. The parrot will then start. The parrot will then start. Yeah, the parrot will then start.

Yeah, but not that long to get into the meeting point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The parrot flies off to Hitler and goes, and the parrot says, we are going to attack on the 11th of February. Okay, so this is what you picture. So Churchill is in a serious meeting, it's towards the end of the war. There's a parrot in the room and Churchill Churchill's like right we're going to strike down

find them on the beaches the parrot flies out who's into that bird fucking flying about

why would they be so dumb to have a parrot in the room in the first place that was wearing Nazi colours well for Russia

red and black parrot so that means you think it's fake I think it's fake? I think it's true. But that's just all... You've just gone against...

What are you... No, no, no. He's used the spy parrot to prove that spy parrots exist. I think that's what he's implying. Okay. That's definitely true. So which one are you leaning to then?

Okay, so spy parrot's true. It's got to be true. No. There's definitely some psychology of his reaction to Theo getting the video. I don't know if that's him being... No, he'd be legit. I think he was like,

fucking hell, how did you find out it was a real parrot? Yeah, why'd you Google a real answer? Yeah, true. You couldn't Google a fake answer,

could you? Yeah. Right, so that's ticked off. What's the other two again? The naked ghost and the lion.

There's the lion and then there's I think he's got a smile there. He was happy about what we said. What's the name of the circus?

I think he's intentionally showered at him there there he was happy about what we said I think he is intentionally showered at him there he knew it could be reverse psychology this is why do you know why he can get angry at you

it's because he knows what he has it isn't real so you pretending that he did find the right answer means that he can only win yeah

he only wins no no no it's fake you're overthinking it the spy parrot is fake Luke you're doing the thing where you're overthinking it no I'm not I'm doing the thing where i'm doing we haven't even heard the lines no can i just say one point and then we move on to the other one can we just say like

think about a theory okay so you say you find the true story but he knows it's a lie so he's like oh why did you do that because he knows it's not real in that incident he can shout at you it's a win-win yeah believe him or not he thinks i found the real story but he knows it's not real in that instant. He can shout at you. It's a win-win. Believe him or not. No, he thinks I found the real story. But he knows it's not real. So whatever you found is only going to bring you down the wrong path. No, you've gone crazy again. I'm seeing logic. Am I seeing logic?

Slightly, but that would imply that we're either on a 50-50 or we got it. I think that's a lie. Let's hear about the lion. What? I think that's a lie. Let's about the lion what? I think that's a lie let's hear about the lion oh lion

so the lion uh dinner from a circus well D-I-N-A-H oh yeah dinner

so dinner uh fuck it's not called dinner did he have a brawny accent? he escaped from the circus visiting Dartmouth Park playing with your dick West Bromwich

and he was later found in a park sniffing a workman's lunch and then he was recaptured. Did it say where the circus was from? And what park was he found in? Because some circuses

come from like Europe and stuff, don't they? Oh, we'll have a look. What does ChatGBT say? It doesn't say where it doesn't say where

you can just ask chat gbt where was the circus from it'll give you an answer it doesn't say where the circus

was from unfortunately I'm sorry does it say what the name of the circus company does it say

anything for me she's 1979 yeah it was 1978 I didn't say that yeah you did no I didn't are you trying to

beat it I was about to call the oh well he did say 99 79 oh so a shop assistant on

Lloyd Street told the Birmingham Daily Post I thought it was a great day it was ambling towards the park

I was about to call the police when I saw it was being chased by three men from the circus so I didn't bother I'm surprised I

didn't think it was a German Shepherd I think it's real is that a German Shepherd that's not real. He doesn't say where the...

Eyewitness accounts are pretty normal article stuff rather than fake article stuff. He doesn't say where the circus was from but he was... Dartmouth Park, which

is a big park. It's only a two-year-old line so it makes sense they have it. But he was scared of three workmen. No, he was just three. He was running. What? He was scared of it. No one got injured. But it was scared of three workmen. No, it was just three. It was running.

What? What? No one got injured. It's only a two-year-old line, it would be this big. I think they have it. And also they're

domesticated because it's a circus. I believe they can't have like a raging line. So you're saying it's the married ghost? That sounds plausible. I think it's, I

genuinely think it's the war one. The married ghost, very plausible and real. I've read many a story on that, in fact. You you've married a ghost and he's fake smiling now because he knows we're onto the right track he's done that in the past i'm smiling and you like what did you just say i've seen many stories that's very plausible marrying a ghost like i've seen none of the stories are plausible i I married a tree

once and a car fucking hell how do you know that how don't you know that more like yeah well you need to decide I have never been

more certain about anything in my life I think it might be the ghost because I feel like back in day like in 1901 it's a very generic

thing to type wouldn't they just think you're a witch or something what how long ago do you think 1901 was? There's not a thing

of spying pirates. People getting burned at the stake. I think it's 124 years ago. What did they do to the spying pirate? Did they execute it? That is all the news article,

lad. I've got no more. What was he putting? Arrest. Literally, I've got one paragraph. What, the witches? The witches in the Titanic?

The parrot has got one paragraph and I've told you everything. I think the parrot is so fucking big. I'm so now hell-bent on either the lion or the Titanic. The parrot has got one paragraph and I've told you everything. I think the parrot is so fucking fair. I'm so now hell-bent on either the lion or the ghost. I think he could be the lion.

I think he's just going opposite for me. Why are you not about the parrot? He has limited information. Parrots can't be spies because they only memorise three words. And why would they be spying on a random American? I think it's the lion because it's very convenient that

it's in West Brom. No, but I feel like the lion might be real because it might be like an article that he's heard about.

He knows it's famous in the area. Remember that lion from 1979? I need to think of a real one. And then you go, okay, well that's a

historical article that I can't remember. Remember that fucking lion? Yeah. Do you see what I mean? Yeah, I agree.

I think that's what he's done. Yeah. And then the ghost one. Because he knows that's a dang article that camera yeah you see what I mean yeah I agree I think that's what he's done yeah and then the ghost one he knows that's a that's a dang historical he's googled write me a story about West

Brom and a lion what but it's Birmingham number one wasn't it and he's used proper paper nah it's not it's not a good people get married

to ghosts all the time they do mate he's done a Dartford Park chat GBT wouldn't choose Dartford Park Dartmouth Dartmouth I think this is the easiest one yeah I think it's the lion they do mate he's done a Dartford Park ChatGPT wouldn't choose Dartford Park Dartmouth Dartmouth

I think this is the easiest one yeah I think it's the line parrot I think this is the hardest one yeah

wait what do you mean ChatGPT wouldn't use Dartmouth Park yeah it just seems too convenient that's the exact opposite of what

it would be then if ChatGPT wouldn't use Dartmouth Park then it's a real article and then you'll want a divorce for it.

What do you mean? Do you know what you think? You're aiming against your own argument. He doesn't know what he thinks. We're aiming for the fake one, and you've gone, right, well, a computer wouldn't come up with that. So that must be the fake one.

So you agree. It's got the ghost in it. Dartmouth Park is like the biggest park in West Bromwich. It's not like, it would be like saying Hyde Park london chat gbt couldn't come up with that like it could okay we could or could it chat gbt could come up with that yes has it no

has it no it's real did it i promise you they're all real i still think it's either ghost or um i think why are you why are you so convinced that a spy parrot yeah he wants it to be true he wants it to be true so bad but you have no evidence that Why are you so convinced that a spy parrot... Yeah, it's because he's the only parrot that's spoke to him. He wants it to be true.

I love it. He wants it to be true so bad. But you have no evidence that that parrot that you spoke to is a spy. Yeah, but in seven years time

I might find out differently. What do you think... But you haven't spent seven years on it! What? I thought it was the BSL whole decision. No, no, no.

The whole point was is a parrot has been a spy for seven years with this person. Yeah. Not you saw a parrot one year, at one time,

and then seven years later you saw the same one. I remember distinctly reading about how spy parrots were a thing because they could repeat information. Oh, he's just lying.

He's just lying. It doesn't help. We have two people who are lying on one team. In fairness to him, in fairness, he was right about Labour. Oh. And you didn't believe him. In fairness to him, in fairness, he was right about Labour

and you didn't believe him. Yeah, but again, that's another conclusion to jump to. He was guessing. I'm half Australian. What do you think is? You know it's the goal.

I think Reeves struggling with this one. I really am. I think this is the hardest one yet. I think it's easy. This is the hardest one yet. It's the parrot.

I think all three are both kind of crazy but plausible yeah absolutely it's parrot and nothing nothing sticks out more than others

that you would put into a search bar yeah I've tried to be a bit more vague whereas before it was like poo gay sex

I think it's the lion I think it's the lion I will give you I will give you not a hint not a hint I feel like the lion. I think it's the lion. I will give you, I will give you a clue. Not a hint. Not a hint. I feel like the lion story is something that's

from his local area as folklore. So he's gone, right, I'm doing some old articles. I remember that time that my dad's told me about the law.

But what if he's intentionally choosing something close to home and trying to send us down a park? What are you about to say then, Tom? Lewis always.

What are you about to say then? Are you about to give us a clue? No, I can't actually because it'll ruin it. Okay. I just feel like it could be

just a normal, really well-known story from his area. Is it? But how would the ghost, you know, how would she put the ring on the ghost? Details we don't,

it don't matter then. Well, you, maybe the ghost isn't getting enough attention. How is the ghost going to sign his name? Well, Theo, biology? Yeah, but ghosts don't exist. Physics's the ghost going to sign its name? Well, Theo. Biology. Yeah, but ghosts don't exist.

Physics. We have just kind of like agreed that like the ghost one's real without talking about it too much. You said that's definitely true. Boys, Oklahoma. Come on now. Yeah, but you could just... You can just... That is the type of place they get married.

Right, we're going to have to come to a decision. I vote ghost. I don't like ghosts. I think it's the Paris of the bastard. You just started to argue against the ghost. I think he thinks that there's enough logic in a parrot being a spy because it can speak that it just about makes sense,

but it just wouldn't work. It makes sense because it's true. This is, he has got you. After you've gone in here. Can I just say something? There's a bit of logic. Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Can I just say, if that's the fake one, right, you think I've asked ChatGBT for a fake spy parrot news story. Yes. You genuinely think I've asked for that? Yes. You're an idiot then? He's trying to scare me off the parrot. No, no, no.

That is all you think. Trying to scare me off the parrot. I've doubled down. Do you think... Do you think Do you think I'll ask I'll ask chat GBT about

He's playing like a fool right now You've been found out Do you think Do you think I asked chat GBT about a woman marrying a ghost You owe me £10 Because you've been found out son No

You're nicked Is that a fine You're nicked I know It is the fucking parrot Being found out is a fine That's the entire point of the segment

It's the ghost It's the fucking parrot I promise you He is it's a fine. That's the entire point of the segment. It's the fucking parrot, I promise you. He is just shitting himself because he could see you turning around towards the parrot line. He hasn't said anything. I haven't given my advice.

Why is he turning? Not so much. Because you go on, like you've sussed it out. Go on, dig your hole deeper. Dig your hole deeper, Tom. Dig your hole deeper.

Go on, I'm looking in your eyes. Lewis. Do you know what? Go for the parrot. I will go for the parrot. This is getting dragged on. This is getting dragged on. It's the parrot. in your eyes. Lewis. Do you know what? I'll tell you what. Go for the parrot and see. I will go for the parrot. This is getting dragged on. This is getting dragged on.

It's the parrot. Cast your vote. It's definitely the parrot. Parrot. It is the parrot. I'm going to vote for the ghost. I thought you said that was real. I'm going for the lion.

I'm going for the lion. You cannot side with whatever he's said. I've not sided with either of you. I think he's typed in give me a ghost story into chat GPT oh so you're going for A I think that's people

I think he's found a real ghost story I still think it's a line he got really sorry he got really irate

when you because I found the real story he thought I found the real story that's why I think that could be a real one no because he knew

it wasn't real he's played you with that he's played you with that you've shook on it anyway so if it is right then you can take the credit so if the parrot one's right he's already shook no we need a win as a team though It wasn't real. He's played you with that. He's played you with that. You've shook on it anyway. So if it is right,

then you can take the credit. So if the parrot one's right, he's already shook on it. No, we need to win as a team though. No, it's a team bet. No, I know, of course, but you can take the moral victory that you've won.

No, it's no moral victory. If he wins, I don't take a moral victory over me thinking it and we vote something else. I take the moral victory from us fucking agreeing as a team and shoving this down this guy's throat.

But we're not going to agree though because we think it's different things. It's got to be the parrot, man. I think it's the ghost now. He doesn't, you keep changing, you make arguments against yourself and then agreeing with

what you said it isn't. Lock me in, boys. I'm ghost, man. He doesn't know what he's thinking. In fairness, he hasn't. He said from the get-go he thinks the parrot's true. Talk me out of the parrot.

I'm not trying to talk, mate, I know you're firm on that. I'm saying, you're saying he's... Parrot's definitely true. He's going flip-flopping but he hasn't done that. He was saying that how would

they know about the lion park and shit and then he was like I'm voting lion. No he said no I mean he was firm on it

not being the parrot. Offline. Yeah you've caught me man. You've actually caught me. What are you

whispering about? Okay Lewis cast your vote. He's gone parrot. Parrot. I vote lion. Lion.

You sure? Yeah that's locked vote. He's gone parrot. Parrot. I vote lion. Lion. You sure? Yeah, that's locked in. Reveal us. I thought you went ghost. Real us. Reel us in, brother. Okay. Nice.

What happened with your whiskey? It's so smug. I think we fucked it in. I can't believe it. No, we planned it. We planned it. Stupid twats. No, we planned it.

No, fuck you. Wait. Fuck you both. You did your little side conversation. Now look what's done. Yeah, because he... You twat. He was getting really confident

and we were like, oh, well, why is he getting this confident? Are we so far away? You're looking at... He did this to us last week. You're so mental. And we got it right. And we got it right.

We got it right last week. Let him reveal it. We got it right last week. Let him reveal it. So, the ghost... Oh, can't be arsed the ghost that he said

is definitely oh mate we've switched it up it's a true story you little sneaky buggers oh we've lost I can tell

look at him I told you it's not the parrot the escape lion oh fucking twat I can't be arsed it's true no

it was the parrot's fake escape lion. Oh, fucking twat. I can't be arsed. It's true. No! It was. The tower is fake. I don't mind it's history. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, do you know what? When we lose and you end up in this spot,

I don't even care, man. Lewis, why don't you just argue a case? And do you know what? Do you know what's funny? You, you, you, you literally, um,

what's the word you sussed out how I got these stories completely you're a fucking idiot mate you're an idiot I was you're a twat

I was thinking today oh I want to try and switch it up with like the topic and I thought oh I remember hearing a story about like this lion escaping from

I think it was West Midlands Safari but then I tried to find that story yeah yeah yeah so it makes sense. It doesn't make sense. Mate, why did you sign it with him? I thought, oh, I'll do historical.

He doesn't even know what he thinks. No, no, because we're content creators, and you going off the chain is much better than No, no, I don't like all this. It's for content. We're trying to win here. Otherwise, the game has no meaning. How did you find this parrot one? I'm intrigued.

I literally just typed into chat GBT, because once I had the lion one, I typed in, give me a historical fake story about an animal ah i didn't ask for a parrot like and then he just gave me a parrot could be true it's not i don't know because i think and then i'm looking at this like a silly little game this is serious fucking business and he's looking at it as if it doesn't matter serious little game uh oh they're funny funny law he's making dickhead. I was on the right train of thought. Yeah, but then he sided with his thought

where the gorse was definitely real. He's so quick to pass blame, but you didn't. I was serious, apparently, the entire time. You weren't very good at arguing. Also,

that reaction was genuine. I thought you'd Googled it and found a parrot story and I was like, well, you've just ruined it now. Either way, you would have won

is what my point was because the parrot you had isn't real. No, I get that, but I was annoyed just in general of you ruining it was because the parrot you had isn't real. No, I get that. But I was annoyed just in general of you ruining it now. I was showing you my spy parrot. No, I thought you'd Googled it. That was a genuine reaction.

That wasn't me trying to like play it. Lou, the problem is we thought that was a reaction to being like, oh my God, he's just found a real story. Guys, as an intervention, as teammates, I'm concerned personally. That's 4-1 by the way. I'm going to hold the talking fish a sec and I'll pass it to you as well.

Where did your turn to talk? No, I'm holding the talking fish. It's like a vinyl. I'm holding the talking fish. Also, do you know what's hilarious? Right?

He, he often gets, like, he gets there, like he gets to what the fake story is, but for the wrong reasons all the time.

He's like, I've sussed you, Matt. It's the fake one because of his reaction to that and he's like, I'm some genius. Well done, mate. I've got the tongue fish.

I've got the tongue fish. My name's Lewis, part of the team, Murder Sharks. Murder Sharks? Yeah, it's a badass name. Oh. I feel...

I've got the tongue fish. I feel kind of sad because I feel my teammates do not care as much. And also, look at this more like a fun little game rather than like the serious event it is. And I wish they were trying to win

the same way I was trying to win. Can you send me that money we were having later? Yeah. Hi, I'm Ollie. I have the talking fish mode shot. We gave you captaincy on one occasion and you fucked that one yeah

so since then you cannot really give any uh other opinions why are you signed with them there you go hi my name is Theo and this is murder

shock um that's not the murder shock you're part of the murder shock team we are murder shock yeah yeah yeah um I'd be very intrigued to see if

uh someone else did this segment if Tom would be able to get it right oh it's a bit irrelevant I'd be very intrigued to see if someone else did this segment, if Tom would be able to get it right. Oh. It's a bit irrelevant. We're discussing it as a team.

I've got the... Trish. Okay. I think that Tom being the person that we have to try and suss out actually makes it better. Yeah. Rather than it being the other way around. Sorry. I'd love to see like you do.

I'm Tom with the fish. i'm part of team uh shark slayer uh yeah so i'll slay the fuck out you uh we've heard the sharks for one hold that and you're a complete idiot you're actually you have the brain of a chimp the brain capacity of a chimp and you can't beat me i'm too clever for you. Hello. Thank you. Right. I enjoyed that one. I thought that was the toughest one yet, I'll be honest.

Yeah, that was easy. Right. It was easy. You know what? I had it all the time. Fucking Spy Parrot. It was stupid, man. I think that's... You will believe.

You will believe. It's definitely right. Definitely right. I've met a Spy Parrot. I've met one. In my defence, I had met a Spy Parrot. Yeah. I've definitely met... Oh, my right. I've met a spy parrot. In my defence, I had met a spy parrot. Yeah, I've definitely met one.

Oh my god. One of my new favourite games... Is Theo gets to go for a wee? Yeah. Okay, well I'm going as well. Hide as what? Oh yeah, he'll be fact. Hide, no, hide it

in one of the lockers. No, in one of the lockers. In one of the lockers. No, in one of the lockers. Look, look how good a behind spot that is. Where? Look, it's in here. Oh, that is a very good hiding spot. Damn, are you like-

Right, straight face, straight face. I'm here, I didn't touch your what? What, water? I've got this. What, water? What, water? Water, I don't have any water. What this What water? Water Water I don't hold any water Water

Now it's time for Paradox Paradox Paradox Paradox Oh nice Paradox Paradox

Paradox Paradox As always guys Can't be solved But give it your best Honestly It's probably going to be The most annoying

Nothing worse than Dead banter It's nothing worse Than dead banter Paradox You know exactly What I'm talking about. You can't even hold it in.

Just give me my water bag. What about... Oh. I don't know what your water is. I thought you meant like 10 years old. The banter of paradox.

I do not know where your water is. You do. Why are you looking at me? Well, this is a paradox because paradox. Yeah. Someone might not know.

There might not be an answer to that. What if someone travelled back in time? What are you looking at me? What if someone travelled back in time to take your water and then it was never there?

You 12-year-olds think it's funny. Good start to the segment. Cheers, guys. Fucking water. Stop ruining any segment. Yeah, we're doing paradox all the time. Yeah, this is called the liar's paradox. The what?

The liar's paradox. I want these two little tosses in the corner. I want you to think this through. That's incredible. A bottle of water. I want you to think this... A That's incredible. A bottle of water. A bottle of water. Sorry. Sorry, sorry.

I want you to think this through before responding. It's very simple. That was me thinking. This sentence is false. Wait, do it again. That's it. Yeah. Wait, hang on, read it again.

This sentence is false. It is false. I don't think it, no. Wait, I don't understand what you're asking us. Oh again this sentence is false it is false I don't think no it's wait I don't understand what you're asking us oh this sentence is

false grammatically it's true but oh it is false well if it was false then it would be true

wait what are you talking about oh that is a good one and if it's true then the sentence is false damn

which would make it true damn that's a thinker bro no it's true I can't understand this one yeah we're not

surprised alright well that's a little warmer, bro. No, it's true. I can't understand this one. Yeah, we're not surprised. That's a little warmer. I would like to say it's true. Well, if it's true, then that means the sentence actually is false. Yeah, which is correct. No, but then if the sentence is therefore false, it's true. No, you've only got double over

twice. No, no, no. You keep going and going and going. Not allowed. That's what a paradox is. All right, this one is fairly similar. You might have heard of it. I don't know if you've heard of it. Theo's got no clue in the corner. This is called the Pinocchio paradox.

I can't think of that in my water bottle. Yeah, true. This is called the Pinocchio paradox. So obviously the liar's paradox was something to wet your whistle. Pinocchio. I'm wearing ladies underwear. Another lie. Essentially, right?

Yeah, basically. Imagine Pinocchio says, my nose grows longer now. No, that's true. What happens? What is shit? My nose grows longer now. But it only grows

when he lies. And he... Oh, fuck. Wait, what do you mean? I think it'll grow longer. No, because there's a slight delay to when it grows. So'd go my nose grows now oh that's false yeah yeah there'll be two second buffer yeah no no no

that's not how it works when he's thinking of something and he knows it's true if he knows there's a lie that's what produces the but it's not him every and he knows it's true or if he knows it's a lie, that's what produces the... But it's not him saying it. Every time he even thinks about a lie, it grows. No, but if he says that, he says a lie. It's when he speaks it. It's a two-second delay.

It's when he speaks it. It's not like Pinocchio's got a two-second delay. He's got a lot of Shrek. Then it becomes a lie after a couple seconds. It's a lie! Yeah.

After a couple seconds. Oh, wait, no. But it's true, so it won't grow. Correct. But he said that his nose grows. Which is a lie. yeah after a couple seconds oh wait no but it's true so it won't grow correct no it's not but he said that his nose grows which is a lie

but he said now it's not growing now though yeah which is a lie oh so it does grow yeah but within like within a second but it wouldn't would it

yeah it wouldn't because it's a second delay it's a second delay oh so maybe he just like shuts down that's kind of what a paradox is he evaporates yeah

are you all right mate i think it grows maybe it's cock maybe his little wooden it grows do you know maybe reverse that is a really good one i think that's interesting that is a very good reverse and goes out the back of his skull yeah yeah no no what happens it bends over and goes back up his assse. It could do that. Wait, can he cut his nose off? Which is weird, isn't it? No, because it hurts. No, he doesn't have feelings.

He doesn't have feelings. He's got no nerve endings, mate. Pinocchio actually existed in the 1800s. Shut your stupid bitch mouth. Save that for the next Gaz Gobbles. It could have been a good fact. I used to line him up behind me

and go, oh, I'm a black man and he fucking knows I'm going to write up my arse. A bit random. I don't get it. He's getting anally

probed by Pinocchio at that point isn't he? I just go oh tell me you're a six foot seven Russian. Does it speak when he tells the truth? No it just stays

where it is doesn't it? That's so jarring. Yeah. Paradox. No I think he goes back and forward doesn't he? Up the arse. Tell me a truth not tell me a lie. Yeah. Paradox. No, I think he goes back and forward, doesn't he? No. Up your arse.

I was thinking he could do that. Tell me the truth, not tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Would Jews get, like, meet an alien and have them... Why is he always an alien? In the first five words. No, the question is, like, you have to think about this as well. It's not just an easy guess.

Oh, yeah, sorry. So, like, if you meet an alien and you, like... What? The ones I produce you don't think about. No, no, no. It's it. You're going to use my quick... Yeah, yeah, oh, no. you meet an alien what ones I produce you don't think about no no you say it you're going to use my quick yeah yeah

oh no you meet an alien you have the choice to meet the alien or not meet the alien okay do you meet the alien what's the alternative

not meeting the alien wow what a deep question fucking hell right no think about it because why do you want to meet an alien or not

because once you meet the alien right you meet him what two minutes and then over and you want to meet an alien or not? Because once you meet the alien, right, you meet him, what, two minutes and then over and you have to live with that for the rest of your life that no one knows, all these stupid cockroaches around forever. I have no idea there's aliens there,

nothing in your life. It's like when you have a bit of heroin and you're always chasing a high. I see what you mean. That's kind of what spiritual enlightenment is, isn't it really? But no, you have to try and prove it to everyone else that you have experienced that.

It's very difficult to. You're burdened. Yeah, absolutely. I wouldn't, I wouldn't bother. I'd meet him. I know you would.

I'm shocked. Didn't see that one coming. I wouldn't. I'll tell you why. First of all, what are you going to gain from it? He might kill you for two, three,

or pro. Well, you're actually, there's like a good theological discussion there because you change alien to god

and that's even and also you could think the alien might be like fitter than humans and then you

now find all humans ugly anyway my third point if they were like a different species and they were

just so unbelievable and your eyes are now infatuated with aliens how has your brain reached that conclusion

from talking about Pinocchio, by the way? That's a good point. My third reasoning would be if you meet the alien and you're the only person to meet the alien, if you then come back

and tell people you've met an alien, you end up sounding like him. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. So I'd choose not to do it. It's the burden of knowledge, isn't it?

Of course, you go to the Beatles. Don't they believe you? That wasn't an alien. That was Jesus. That was Jesus. Well. You know. Yeah, Jesus.

Not far off. Jesus the alien. Jesus the alien. A crazy guy in the corner saying he's whatever. Is Jesus. Could also be an

alien. Like, if he comes in and said I'm an alien and what's his name George Michael what if Jesus was an alien

what if Paul McCartney was like fucking hell George Michael walks in the building and goes I'm an alien and you go

right well he's Jesus Paul Mitchell Paul McCartney might be George Michael would finger him my point is Paul McCartney might be like yeah that finger him but my point is Paul McCartney

might be like yeah that's an alien come on in mate come down that's what he did with Jesus he said he didn't know if it was

Jesus or not that was just a normal bloke claiming to be Jesus he could have claimed to be an alien that's my point why does he have

to be an alien you should externalise what you're thinking I'm saying I want to say I was just thinking how like scary it is that we can't see aliens

painting across the night sky. No, listen. The fact that we can't see traces of aliens across the night sky, be it lights or buildings, whatever, makes it suggest

that either we're completely alone or they're hiding from something. Whatever happened to the aliens that came to New York? It would imply that they're so technologically advanced because they can actually

come and reach us, which is light years away from where they live. No, but we should still be able to see traces. They could remain undetectable. No, I mean like, if you looked at Earth...

If again, the aliens came to New York a few months ago. No, you've got to be like, if we got up and we thought, by the way... And the giant war

that's going to happen in the next few days. You misunderstand. What happens to that giant war? Race to peace agreement with a big grid. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, what you're overlooking here is like, if you look at Earth from the outside, you can see the lights. You misunderstand. What happens to that giant ball? Race to peace agreement with a big grade. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, what you're overlooking here

is like, if you look at Earth from the outside, you can see the lights. You can see everything. You can see there's living, intelligent life there.

Of all the planets that we've looked at, we can look across the span of the universe. There's no trace of any other life, which makes it quite scary. We don't have

telescopes advanced enough to know everything. We might not have the technology to find them. How do you know that? How do you know that?

I live and breathe this shit, my G. How do you know that they're so... You asked me to externalise what I was thinking about. I was just thinking

how scary it is that we might actually be alone. What if we're just a fluke? There's a holy chance they're so advanced that we don't have

the equipment to find them or figure them out. Do you think they'd like us? Is that what you're bothered about? Whether or not an alien

wants to suck you off? Not suck me off exactly but like if he likes me. What are you on about? I just think you want an emotional connection with an alien. I feel like these are

genuine questions. I think he's just looking for friends. I think these are genuine philosophical questions. I agree. He's scoured the entire planet and realised that

no one wants it so let's look elsewhere in the universe because people might be friends. from American Dad. I agree. I agree. He scoured the entire planet and realised that no one wants it. So let's look elsewhere in the universe. You look like the alien from American Dad. I think you'll be fine. I think I belong with aliens. That's the conclusion I've reached here. It's a weird route that you took us on here with Paradox Sully.

You took us on it? I finished the second one and you went, do you ever think about it? If you could see an alien, would you go and see it? Why are you doing a public party accent? It's Jesus, isn't it?

Right. All right. Anyway, let's actually talk. I said, I thought we were doing Mafia. No, we got the fact

from the quiz. Have you got your fact? No. Brilliant. Well, you do Mafia then, I guess. We put it in the group chat.

I said, do you want it? And you went to me in the group, so you don't do a fact anymore. I messaged you. You said I don't have a segment. Yeah, I don't know. Anyways, I got a fact, you do Mafia, went to me in the group so you don't do a fact anymore I messaged you I got a fact you do mafia easy to do your

combined intro man it was beast yeah Lewis has got a fact but it's not actually a fact it's fucking bullshit probably about aliens it's probably bullshit

about aliens it's pretty badass anal aliens why did you why you do that for a bully funny say sorry okay It's pretty badass. Anal aliens. Why did you... Why did you do that, bully? Funny.

Sorry. Okay. How about this? How about no? The man with no head. Ooh. What, from... I'm annoyed already.

Meet Jeremy Bentham. Is this the one where the bloke, like, his head twitched or something like five seconds after it was chopped up or his anti-blow jobs

better it's bullshit it's bullshit Jeremy Bentham who was an interesting bloke safe to say he was really big fan of utilitarianism

utilitarianism yeah which is which is a good question Theo it is essentially a moral theory that promotes actions that make the most people happy yeah so he was a big one behind like women getting the right to vote because that makes all women happy so it makes sense to do and he was like fucking like well into this like yo yeah some would say maybe too into this because he always thinking how could he like maximize like his death?

Like, how can he make that happy for people? So what he said is he gives his body to his friends and he's like, you can dissect us for scientific reasons.

Yeah. Whilst he's alive? No, when he dies. Well, he gave him permission when he was alive, but when he's dead.

So you decided to dissect me, but fair enough, that's for science, but then he went a bit further and then he was like, right, then I want you to stuff me. I you decided to accept me but fair enough that's for science but then he went a bit further then he's like right then i want you to stuff me i want you real good i want you to stuff me and preserve my body and i want to live a second life essentially i was like do you know how you taxidermy like dogs and that yeah so he wanted to taxidermy himself so that's what they did but how is that okay good point But how is that beneficial to people?

Genuinely, mate, I think he was a bit baloney. Oh, you're so shy. Like, he did a lot of good stuff, but like, get yourself stuffed and giving yourself to your friends. It's like,

imagine like Theo died and he stuffed himself and just sat him on that chair. Yeah, like, because genuinely, that's what they fucking did. So his friends, and then on different days, you'd have to move him upstairs and bring him back down, that's what they fucking did. So his friends... And then on different days,

you'd have to move him upstairs and bring him back down. That's what they did. So he slept in bed with his wife. Oh, that's so weird. He slept in bed with his wife. His friends would take him to parties. Wait, so he's dead now?

Yeah, he's dead. How did he die? He's stuffed like this. But he's still got his head though, or not? So is he like an old man? So a bloke got stuffed and then his head fell off

and then that's it. And his wife still slept in bed with his dead body. No, no, no. What a great fact. His wife slept in bed with his dead body. Morning, handsome.

So this is the issue. So when they tried to preserve his body, it all went brilliantly. Yeah. Except from the head. From how I just blew his eyes out. Luke, can I ask,

how would the skin not like mould? It's some weird that they preserve it, but it didn't work on the head so the head fell off. So what they did, they got a wax sculpture

and glued some hair on it. With googly eyes and through his mouth. And they glued some of his hair on it, and then, like, they just brought him around. So he was going around at his university.

Fucking heart attack. At his university. Is he not quite heavy? No, he's a smaller guy did he lose weight I don't know nah stuffed stuffed him

yeah he's stuffed aren't that heavy is there any bones in there just his skin what of course not why would you stuff it he wanted to be stuffed

yeah but how would you stuff it you have to get all the organs and bones out yeah how would you get all the bones out without fucking up the whole body I think he might have left the bones naturally and maybe take the other shit out I don't think you take the bones out. Yeah, you're not allowed. Yeah, I know. How would you get all the bones out without fucking up the whole body? I think you might have left the bones naturally

and maybe take the other shit out. I don't think you take the bones out. Can you do that? I think you take the bones out. Do you? Yeah, you would do. Otherwise,

it'd be a sack. In taxidermy, they remove them, right? I'm sure they do. Maybe. That's disgusting. There's a poor bommie

called the red lion that's got like a lion and a tiger and I've touched it a lot and it doesn't feel like he's got bones in it. But it's a stuffed animal. It's literally like, it's a tiger and I've touched it a lot and it doesn't feel like he's got bones in it. But is it a stuffed animal? It's literally like,

it's a real stuffed animal, yeah. Well, this is the thing, so Jeremy Bentham still lives, he continues life, he was going to parties with his friends, he was still sitting on meetings at his university.

He has and still does have a boat. Why does he go to university when he's like 60, 70 years old? He's got a boat at meetings. But Lou, how old was he when he died? Like, eh?

So he's going to uni at 80 years old. No, he works there. There's teachers and stuff. Yeah, he helped start the uni. Have you gone back to him being alive? No, he's still dead. Mate, he's not teaching. What do you mean he's going to uni then?

Because they carry him into meetings. No, they don't. How's he talking? How's he talking? No, no, no. He's just there. Yeah, he's just present. He's just present.

So he's involved in the association. Wouldn't the students be like, what's just so he's involved in this is a bit weird i imagine why would they do that because he asked for a damn what year is this it's quite a legend um it's still well i don't want to get to it but don't worry we'll get to that i do it may still be sort of happening now fucking that shut you man yeah so so what so whatever he kept going to the uni and that eventually he was just put on display because his mates died

and they're like we're not carrying the skis around for like passing them down on grandkids where was he put on display he's put on display currently at the uni and now

that is so weird isn't human taxidermy thing illegal amazingly the uni is in London and we could go visit this if we'd like.

Isn't it illegal? So what I'm going to show you is him in his case in his own clothes in his favourite chair sat how he wanted to with his cane. With no head?

No, there's a wax head on his head and then his real head is on the floor between his legs. Right. Is that not illegal? Oh,

fuck you now. I see. So if you listen to this, what they're realising right now is they're realising what I've just said is actually somehow fucking real. Oh, look at his head

on the floor, man. That cannot be legal. So the head, it was way back in the day, wasn't it, though? That cannot be legal. It's still on display. That's what I mean.

It can't be legal. That can't be legal. His eyes are fake in the head because the't it though? That cannot be legal. It's still on display. That's what I mean. It can't be, that can't be legal. His eyes are fake in the head because the eyes would not be there. Your eyes would die. Pass it back over. How is the skin?

The eyes would not. So they preserve it but the head clearly didn't go well. That's why the, you know what I mean? Borderline exploded. It was a bit scary.

That cannot be real. No, no, don't search it because I'm not. I'm not. That can't be real. That's got to be illegal. That's got to be illegal. That's got to be illegal.

It's dodgy. We can visit this in London. I can't remember if it's in London though. It's not even legal to taxidermy a human. Back then, he wanted it to happen.

How many years has he been preserved in this case then? Or like inside the... Since the show. Yeah, he's his... Sorry, that is so fucking weird. What uni is this?

Jeez. That's his head. What so fucking weird what uni is this jeez that's his head what uni is it I'll just find out for you it's in London though question how long has he been

sat in that uni then like this has been like a hundred years a hundred years so unfortunately though

being him is fucked up so unfortunately having to be is fucked up so unfortunately having to be in the uni around kids is like not a good idea no yeah because you are

accessible to pranks so his head went missing on a multiple of occasions wait sorry it's not like it's not like locked in a cage it is but somehow

they got in so there was a time apparently that some uni kids were kept stealing his head one time they were using it as a football. Another time it went missing and someone sent it on a train in a bag to Scotland. Is that not using someone's head as a football?

So now he sits there right here in uni in London. And his head is, however however kept separate because of uni students pulling pranks imagine if imagine if he was like his head was like that and then you could just get him and he could just eat your arse out

and this story was sent in to me so thank you very much for that like the Inuit yeah like the Inuit who got the sea lions how fucking mental is that I've lost the name of who sent this

it would be good if he was like that there we go Sophie thank you for that. Yeah, that's really weird. And then this is him in a meeting. That is so weird. I'd find that... Doesn't it smell?

That's what I said. Have you been sending this on DM? Yeah, someone sent this to me. I was like, let's truly challenge him. He looks like... That's his wax head. It's good, that, isn't it?

Wax figures are really good nowadays. That isn't that scary, but... Yeah, it's his real head. It's good that, isn't it? Wax figures are really good nowadays. That isn't that scary. Yeah, it's his real head. Yeah. But underneath those clothes, that is like real skin and body and it's fucking weird. Yeah, so that's my fact, man.

That's pretty cool. Very odd. You are fucking weird, though. Time for something new, though. With Theodore Baker. I can't remember what it's called, what we called it. It's not Mafia.

It's called something different. Killer Queen. No, it's not called that. That's a game show. That's it, yeah. Can you explain how to play because I don't know what it's called what we called it it's not Mafia it's called something different Killer Queen no it's not called that's the game show can you explain how to play because I don't know how to play it so you can do it we're playing a game

for everyone listening but we're doing it with four of us so it's a bit harder yeah it's much harder much harder so three of us will be what are they called

Faithfuls on the show Faithfuls non-killers and then one of us will be the traitor right murder is H going to then one of us will be the traitor. Right. Murder.

Is H going to text one of us who's the traitor? And you have to basically work out who is the killer. But you vote out one person at the end of each round. Yeah. Based on what you're saying. There's only one round, basically. And what do you do, though? Yeah, basically.

Huh? What do you do? Just chat. I have to figure out who it is. Chat discussion. Have a chat. Okay. So everyone's just going to go, well, I'm the faithful.

Yeah. But then you just have someone's lying. Yeah. How'd you figure out? Well, that's where we'll get onto that. Yeah. It's a little bit, it's a little bit better when there's like a whole backstory of you spent the entire day together and done challenges and stuff, but we'll give it a go.

How are we going to do this? Do you have everyone's number? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. then you can see on screen. Right, close your eyes. Not too much. Right, Tom, you always like opening your eyes. Right, no one cheat.

You have to touch one of our foot. Luke, your feet. Put your arm in front of your face as well. Put your foot on the table. Oh, I almost put my finger in the air. Right, turn up for shoot. I feel it through me. And your socks. Why are you being weird?

Right, take your trousers off. And you have to tell us when to open our eyes as well when it's safe. Yeah. What the fuck

are you doing? So for audio listeners right now, someone's foot is getting touched up. Is he done yet? Are you done? Are you done? Are you done?

Can we open? Yeah, I'm here. You look way too happy. Also, Tom's saying... He was there for a while. But Tom, you saying, have you done it? It's kind of sus.

Also, the thing moved, so I feel like... No, and also, you didn't say a thing when everyone said, are you done yet? You know... He was there for ages.

You looked way too happy. That's why I said, are you done? You look like a way too happy he was there for ages you looked way too happy that's why I said are you done you look like a guy who just had a little tickle yeah maybe he fingered my foot mate no he didn't

did he touch your toe no I think it's either one of you two it's 200% right it's not I think it might be Reeve but I actually think you're siding with me

but he's trying to side with me to try and it's not but this is what he does on Football Impostor as well so what I think it's either Tom

or you I think you because you didn't say anything and Tom because he said something first my theory is I heard that move yeah

and that that was there so therefore he moved to get to that side so it's one of them I think he's trying to side with me

but that's how you would orchestrate why are you trying to get an ally he's trying to get an ally side. It's one of them. I think he's trying to side with me. But that's how you would orchestrate. Why are you trying to get an ally? He's trying to get an ally with me. Is it you, Lou? No, it's not me. Look me in the eyes. Take your glasses off

and tell me you're a faithful boy. Oh God, put them back on. Oh no. I think Tom really is trying to look... Get your glasses, please. Are you ever going to get those fixed? I promise you it's not me. Tom rarely tries to get me on side about anything, but right now he's trying. Why would I choose you to get those fixed? I promise you it's not me. Tom rarely tries to get me on side about anything,

but right now he's trying. Why would I choose you to get on side? Why are you choosing me? Because I know we're faithful. I think it's Tom. I think it's one of you two. I know. It's 100% one of you.

You're so quick to try and point the finger. I think it might be you now. It's not me. Yeah, yeah, same. So I think... Yeah, same. What's that do? Yeah, but he moved the ball in the middle.

So it's either Tom or me. I think that's an irrelevant point. No, that's not true at all. He moved the ball to get to one of you. He moved the catwalk... He could have been moving it anywhere. Wait, how did he do it? Wait, who...

No, no, but who remembered where the ball was? Me, because I've been playing with it the whole day. Oh, it's so tough. I swear to God, it's one of you two. I think, well, no, it might be you actually. Why would it be one of us two in that case?

Because he moved it. He moved it to get to your side. I promise you. But he started this side. In the meantime, Lewis is not saying a word here. He's just waiting for someone. I think he's wrong.

He thinks it's me. That makes no sense. If Hayes started this side, why would he not just touch one of us there? No, no, no. You're missing my point. I've been playing with him.

It's been moving over. He then come over here and moved it. Therefore, it must be you actually. It wouldn't be Theo because Theo was... Which foot did you have up?

Both. Like that. But how would you... Yeah, he wouldn't move the ball to get to you. How would you know that unless you were watching? It's you.

I heard it move and I knew where the ball was That's exactly That's exactly my logic As to why I think it's you Where's he going Write down who you think it is And reveal I knew where the ball was

And I heard it move Did you have that prepped No I just had it He wouldn't have to move The ball to get to me Because He started this side The ball was in front of your foot

And he moved it this side to get to your foot Yeah, no, it's not me. It's Alright vote me then I think it's Tom if it's not We have one more guess and it's Tom. I promise you is Reeve I promise you is Reeve Feels really get it out as well. I promise you. I promise. I promise. I'm getting voted out. I promise you it's Reeve. Go with me. No, I'm going with you.

Go with me. I don't get why I should side with you. Lewis. Lewis. Go with me. It's Reeve. I think it's Tom Lake. I'm certain.

I'm absolutely certain. I know that makes you think it's you because you're lying. It can't be Theo because his foot was up. I know where the ball was. You're going too far into it. I'm going certain. I know that makes me think it's you because you're lying. It can't be Theo because his foot was up. Or nowhere the bowl was. You're going too far into it. I'm going into psychology. I'm so convinced it's him. Right. Everyone hide and don't say who you think it is.

We'll reveal one at a time. You better not have gone for me. Right. Theo, do you want to start? And say the name as you turn it around. Tom. You fucking idiot. You're an idiot and you're an idiot. Right, Theo do you want to start and say the name as you turn it around? Tom. You fucking idiot!

You're an idiot and you're an idiot. I've gone for Tom. The ball moved and it was right next to him so... The ball was in front of your foot. Look he's panicking now. Oh no, it's not me! It's your turn. Reeve, it was Reeve. The ball was in front of his foot. I'm sorry Tom. I said Reeve. Oh! Reeve? The ball, it was in front of his foot? I'm sorry, Tom. I said Reeve.

Oh! Reeve smiled as soon as we came out. He looked happy about it. It's Reeve! He looked happy and excited about it. Theo, I swear... I'm staying with Tom because it's not me. Theo, trust me, it's him.

The reason why I think now it may be you over him is that you're not really... You're sort of just like... You're not really nonchalantly... Explain how the bowl was in front of your foot and then when we revealed how would I know

how would I know that it was in front of my foot I'm not even I know it was that's my point you didn't know I know it was there because I've been

kicking it the whole episode I actually think it's not I think it's Reeve I think we got it with Reeve that's why I thought it was one of you two because I know I've been kicking it

over there all episode we get another chance yeah I think we got it easy itve. That's why I thought it was one of you two because I know I've been keeping it over there all episode. We get another chance, Lee. Yeah, I think we got it easy. It's Reeve. I'm not changing. All right, fine. I'm staying here.

I'm saying it's Reeve. I think it's... I knew it was Reeve from the start. Okay, I'll vote. Yeah, I see the smile. Ready? Reeve. Reeve. Reeve.

Do I walk to a circle and say I'm faithful or what? You have to say if you're faithful. Stand up and say it. Alright, cool. Oh no, you need the mic. I need the mic. Yeah, just sit down.

Sit down. Sit down, mate. Sit down. Lads, unfortunately, for this entire game, I have been... a traitor. Yeah! That needs to go next time, okay?

That guy's a liar. There's two people that can't even... No, that wasn't even... I wasn't thinking about that. When I seen you at the start, you had a smile. I was like, it looks like I knew

where the ball was. You didn't ask, is it done yet? Because you know you'd been touched. Yeah. I didn't even notice that. All three of us asked.

Are we done yet? Get in. Oh. Well, if you want to see that again, let us know in the comments. Thank you for 50,000 subs. But next time we move the ball.

Yeah. It basically isolated. It was either like a 50-50 shootout. If you want to see that again, let us know in the comments. Thank you for 50,000 subs. But next time we move the ball. Yeah. I mean, it basically isolated. It was either like a 50-50 shooter. Right. Podcast. Or don't move the ball. Next time.

Were you obviously up to to get to your foot? No. Although he could have reached over. No, he touched the top of my toe. Also, we're just forgetting that Lewis needs to do about 70 dances.

Yeah. You've got to start doing them. With your knee as well. I actually think the next one you should do, I'll tell you what. Naked. No, you've got to start doing them with your knee as well I actually think the next one you should do I'll tell you what naked no you've got to do it

in the office in front of everyone and on that note we'll see you next week you should walk in this is your puppet you should get a shotgun put it in your mouth

and blow your head off you walk into the office and go oh my god why does no girl like me I'm so I'm so good looking reason number one

why I need a terrible boyfriend I'm so ugly I'm so good looking. Reason number one why I need a terrible boyfriend. I'm so ugly. We print you off a scroll. And you have to do it for your boy. You have to go, here you, here you. I am an ugly chimp. You made it to the end.

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