Back Side - Theo CALLS OUT Jake Paul, Drinking Breast Milk & Why 'Six Seven' NEEDS To Stop

Episode Date: November 27, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, Catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. I shall, I will, and I can peg my face. She's the funniest girl I've ever met. Did you know what they actually shoole-h-themselves when they give birth? Welcome back to the quiz.

Today we've got six, seven questions up for grabs today. Jake Paul, I know you're receding and so am I. Okay, let's have a fight off for the hairline. Ah, my! Welcome back to the show, guys. It's Baxter. for a million subscribers. Thanks for coming back, guys.

And you know what we love at the start of every show. Oh, ho. Oh, my God, it's your time. Yeah, well done. Good time. It's the world. We've got to say hello first.

Yeah, we say a lot. We have a little. You were late for back time today. You were late. I didn't even finish my quiz. I wasn't late today. He was. You having a poo?

Yeah, no, you said be back by two. I was back in this room by two. He's still not. He said we were starting at two. He's still not ready. Why don't he just admit your rule? No, because I was here. No, that, that, you're at the point.

I was sitting. Not by two. It was by two. No, it wasn't. As when you looked at the clock. 201. 201. He's still not ready.

Oh, look at you passing blame again. I am personally. One for once, Terry Sol's responsibility and go, look, sorry, I should have been back earlier. Yeah. And you know what the word records attempt this week is, Lou? I have no idea. The most amount of sorry said in seat in second.

Yeah. Which you'll fail, because you never say sorry. I will. When has the last time he said sorry, do you think? Probably is when, like... You are pretty... I think I said I had to say sorry to Charlie the other day. We had a bit of a falling out over the setting up the tree situation.

Setting it up. We don't really have an argument about... Do you have a fake one that just... Yeah, yeah. And my rule is I let Charlie sort of pick everything. She's got... Picks the do vehicle is. Black, but it has to be black and white shirt.

Everything, whatever she wants is fine. I only ask for one. fit of input. Yep. And that is at the top of the tree. Alan Shear's face. We put the T-Rex skull

so it's a tree-rex. That's all I asked for. You think the T-Rex skull just line around? I have a T-Rex skull, yeah. I put it on top of the tree. Did he get it for like his birthday or somewhere?

But it's tradition. I put the T-Rex on top of the tree. You don't believe in dinosaurs? It's a tree. What? Yes, I do. I love dinosaurs.

I thought you don't believe in them. No, I love dinosaurs. Except they're a conspiracy. No, I know so much. What dinosaur? I'm the largest member. But the thing is, she was saying that it's not Christmassy, but so I put like a

gingerbread man in its mouth, so it looked like he was eating and then she's still kicking off all that, so we're having a bit of a dispute, so I'll have to say maybe sorry around that. You have to put your foot down? I'm still sort of, we're still sort of fighting out. There's not a solution at the moment. Nothing's on top of the tree. She ever looked you out on the balcony

like I did. No. He's a silly goose he is. Oh, you haven't been looked out of the balcony. I tell you, well, I've been locked out of my fucking house. Oh, yeah, saw that. Oh, man. Dodie wasn't getting back to you, was she? Oh, took at least 20 minutes of calling.

Do you know what I realized? I actually think I got very lucky that night. Where was she? No, wait, wait, wait, why did you get, look? Could you have died? Well, yeah. From what? Locked out for 20 minutes.

Hour and a half. Who still died from Hongka? You normally just go out. in your shorts or your pyjamas like you don't really wear a coat do you what way you know hold it is you but not you're only out there for like a second anyways this time right for the time reason i hadn't taken my coat off from coming in from where the pub quid yeah yeah yeah i was like i took the bins up with my coat on so you said are you said another pub cruise we're waiting what the fuck i can't believe in wait do you not get the invite no it's 14 minute fine

also they also went they also play golf if i didn't get any invite to that you were invited to that you were invited to anything you weren't invited to that no it wasn't you were it was a 90 the last day for all of her? I didn't say that. That didn't happen. It's not you. I didn't respond to that. No, you didn't respond.

Because I wasn't asked. You were. You were. I didn't go in. I responded to make sure what day it was. When did you ask? In the tobacco chat. Originally proposed like months ago.

Yeah, yeah. It did. I didn't go either though. No, I would have gone. But if I didn't wear my coat, I could have been a crocker, you know. Hour and a half outside. Your survival instinct is you're trapped outside your house, okay.

It's really cold, you got no caught, and you're freezing. And you're supposed to stay there, yeah? No, I went Tesco's. Well, no, but we're saying you wouldn't have died, would you? Because if you didn't have a coat. Got hot chocolate. And I wanted to warm my salt. No, but you're hanging outside for an hour and a half.

You could have just got to sat in a pub? There was no pub open. At 10 o'clock? Not near where I live, no. He's nothing. He's bad from them all. There actually is, apart from the one near me, there isn't a pub within, like, but is that not open until past 10?

It wasn't open that night. I walked it to a place. Sorry, sorry, sorry, 25 minutes. I know where you live. Yeah. Oh, that sounds like a threat. It wasn't open.

Yeah, I'll fucking up. No, not the, no, not, no, not that place. There are other pubs at the top that you're lying. I was in mind of like fucking shorts and shit. No, but we're saying, no, we're not saying you should have gone there. We're saying if you'd have forgot your coat, you wouldn't have died because you would have found. I would have panicked and just laid there and takes out his fate. Which was Jody coming and letting you in a couple.

An hour and a half later, though. Wow. She didn't join a night, wasn't she? Shored that you were quite perfect for each other because she just said, do you want to do high rocks afterwards so to quite match me in 11 now? Fuck your mouth. No, but yeah, so just another week

have not been invited to do anything by my so-called co-hosts, last friend. Don't we invite, you would definitely invite to our home. You know that Pubbizby went to, right? Yeah. Oh, that's a nice. Oh, thanks for the invite. Oh, thanks for the invite.

I just assumed that you guys have been invited. I couldn't go. I was, yeah, I know, but I've invited you to previous. You invited me once. You picked in truth. That's the first time I've ever been invited It's not picking and choose it, but if, he only invited me because everyone else said no. That's not true.

Well, at least you got, at least you got a sympathy invite, you know? Yeah. I got nothing. And do you know what friend? I was probably like, there's a few more people. And this is why I laugh, like people go out. Why am I getting picked on for inviting? It's no, it's him as well.

It's him as well. I, I thought you'd be. No, you two, you too. No, you play, you. I orchestrate stuff to do all the time. No, you don't. Yeah, dude. What was the last thing you invited me to do?

Pub quiz and golf. Yeah, how long ago? Two weeks ago. What about you? Well, where was the last time you invited us to do anything? That wasn't for a video. I don't look after motives. I just attend motives.

How was the Soho Farmhouse with your real friends? Didn't organise it. They didn't organise it. No. No, no. So me and Tom came to you and said, do you want to go to Soho Farmhouse? Would you be coming?

Yeah. You're a liar. You'd be there in a second. Yeah, I would. Of course I would. His birthday was it? Cowan Harry's. Double birthday.

Do you want to come to my birthday? Yeah. You're not invited. That's horrible. Why would you do that? Yeah. Well, Reeve, I have a bone to pick with you as well. Not a good...

You're not about to make a good point here. I am. I am about to say, it's not a good point. Mr. No-it-all. Mr. I didn't want to go back into medicine, because I'm too good for medicine. In to medicine. General knowledge quiz, I'm pretty good at right.

He doesn't think so. No, he thinks every answer I say. Anything I push? Wrong. I'm with you on this, Ray, Theo? What about men in black as well? Yeah, and we had a 30 minute discussion afterwards and I apologize profusely.

Lewis, who in these pub quiz, yeah? Everyone else, silent, not even saying a word. They're like not even offering anything who's on your team? Chris M.D. saying fucking Nick. Oh, Joe, so, oh, they're getting on. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Logan Paul.

Logan Paul. Luke. Yeah. Ben was there last minute and who else? Last minute. Who else was? Oh, because he's, he's, he's, He's embarrassed to be like, you're hanging out with Ben?

Yeah, yeah. I'm at one, no, no, I'm one about the invite boy over here. He didn't even inviting, I invited him. Exactly. Yeah, because it was a table. Right, okay, carry on. Oh, you're wrapped. Oh, one minute ago, he said they had full team.

What do you expect more, someone on a team that stays in silent and offers nothing? Or someone who's trying to provoke, a bit of thought provoking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like that, I'm like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because sometimes you may not get there yourself, but something else will, but something you say could get someone else there. It's all about the creative, yeah.

Yeah. But I don't get invited. I wouldn't know why, but I imagine it's like that. It actually has been invited. What was the first country to adopt Christianity? Oh. A, as a clue. Abba Zai, Jahn.

What the other? I like that. They're provoked. Yeah, no, they're coming up with countries. I would say, yeah, Andorra or Albania. I said, in hindsight, maybe a... Got to be an old country. I said Armenia.

Armenia. Armenia. I said that. In hindsight, it may be silly, right? Shut down instantly. Everyone looked to me, you fucking idiot. Obviously, not Armenianian. Actually, Luke was the one that said...

Oh, passing black, look him passing. Boys Armenia is such a stupid. I didn't say it was stupid at a time. Oh, you made me feel like a... You made me feel small. Small. What answer did we run with? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

What answer did we put down on the paper, this was question six out of like 25? It wasn't. It was question 15. I've pushed this answer, you're fucking idiot. You're so stupid. You're fucking pathetic. By the end of the question six,

quiz there was nothing written down for questions six i did put armenia down oh i bet it's angola good shout well i said put it fucking out he was like reluctantly reluct you did not you would no i said i said i'll write it down because if if you're correct is an amazing but you didn't believe me you you shut me down but if it's wrong then obviously like guess we've got no answer he didn't he didn't i hate people like austria do you know the correct What the answer is? Albania. Go on.

It was Armenia? Correct. Yeah. Very down. The point you're trying to make doesn't even make sense, mate. The point, no, it does. In a pub quiz, you should encourage people. I did.

And guess what we did for the second off? I let you have the pen and you can throw all the answers. Who got more points in the second half? Our team, because I was in charge. Our team. Everyone else. What about men of black? I said sorry for that one.

You need to start listening to people's ideas and thinking they could also be right. also be right you said brian may was born in zanzibar i was one that's called a joke no it wasn't because he's fucking brian mary everyone at every single other person said zanzibar right no he's fucking brian may a british people around it's funny to say zanzibar born in odby i guess it's one of those you know what i mean though you can no no don't guess don't guess like me now don't guess like me now when you were adamant and we were like okay right well fear keep suggesting in it brian may born in zanzibar yeah but you do do that yeah it's funny though isn't it when it when you're You'll say something, being serious, when people laugh and say you're being stupid, you're like, yeah, I'm just joking.

Obviously, I know Freddie Mercury's born in Zanzibar. You didn't. I didn't know that. I don't know what Zanzibar is. Country. Coast country. That is the country. What is a Zanzibar is a country? Zanzibar is a country. Yeah. My ass. No. No, that's not a country. Is it in my ass? What? Sorry. Freddy Mercury probably would be. Yeah. You're probably, by the way. Stunning. Great plan. What one photo. Yeah. Honestly, though, guys. Show the slums. It sounds like a, it sounds like a really. It sounds like a really.

It's a really good time. Yeah. Yeah, I know. What day was it? Wednesday. Do you guys have fun? Oh, do you know what I was doing? Wednesday actually.

Nothing? Just sat being a home alone. What? How's golf? Nothing to do. How's golf? Yeah, it was good. Just you two, yeah?

Nice. You were both invited. Everyone on the show was invited and no one responded. You really were. Yes, you were. So I had a great day with my real friends. It doesn't matter. Anyway, we're not going to go out of the album together.

No, clearly not because I, my real friends actually invited me places. You were invited to go four times and he ignores everything we say. Why doesn't read our messages? You can't be told to organise things and then when you do organise it and people don't respond, then it's not your fault. You only get angry when you think you've done something wrong. Pub quizzes are more like favorite things.

Theo, I'm sorry. Hey, let me, let me take this back. We circle back in it. You actually are a guilty party here. You're the worst one. You are actually terrible for this. Like, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't invite people to organize anything, or join us if we do do things. We're colleagues to you.

Yeah. That's horrible. That's what we are to you. We know it is. See, I'm not going to let that rattle me. I think you're fucking jokers. What's your fucking? I don't remember.

What you mean? That's such a weird response. Because of that rattled me, I think you're telling the truth. But it doesn't rattle me because I think you think. No, I'm saying you think of us as colleagues. So now you're purposely not getting rattled with the notion of your. try not to make us think that you know that you users as colleague. Yeah.

Yeah. So now you're actually trying to reverse psychology. Yeah, yeah, right. That you are a fucking user. And then add it on again. No. And it's back. Do you know what the one thing I want to raise?

We've talked about this a lot of time on the pod. Go on. Opened up. You're a soft of all. I asked you to come to the pub later. In fact, Will's more friendly friend here. I've got to lie. I probably still love one.

I thought you stopped drinking. Yeah, no. That's why I tell myself no, but like, based on that round and go, But we've raised us many times in the pod, opened up, shared our feelings. Phil has never changed his actions because he doesn't care. Yeah.

Do you remember he's, oh, do you remember his new year's resolution? Oh, yeah. You were never supposed to be late this year? Never to be late. Haven't me? I reckon you've been more late, more time.

This morning? You were late this morning? A baker is never late, nor is he early. It arrives precisely as many means to. Oh, that's so, so arrogant. That was all he thought was called. Also, so arrogant.

Third person. Do you want it is, right. No, I'm not making it right. You need to eat some humble pie. Yeah. I'm, I'm fucking bake humble pie every day. You know what? Joella didn't make you for you to become this. How can yow? Yeah. What? Yeah, Tom and Reeve made me. What? What? Wait, what? Wait, what? Wait, what? Wait, what? Are we seen how can now? I don't know. What is that relevant? Because you said, how can yow? Do you know what that mean? Yeah. You don't even know what it means. Like, how, that's a

I didn't use it with no reference point no uh oh yeah no you're not fucking educated what are you doing i've not been in frames no what time looks like we're waiting for that was an incredible looking at all look thorling are we gonna start your curtains are you what slick it back you're fully in a haircut coming from you we're called attempt mate coming for alken yao that is i'm backing up i can yeah he's not a fake friendship this is real friendship because i i can slit him you're bettendiest friend you don't know him is it when's his birthday you Yesterday, happy birthday, mate, actually. What does Vita mean?

Where's he from? Where is he born? He's Dutch. Where is he born in England? He's from, he's Dutch. Where is Clevo born? Amsterdam, he's Dutch. Where are you born, Clevo?

Fuck off, man. No, you're real friends, though. You're definitely real friends. I am. So we have your World Record then? Yeah, go on. Going to find out what it is, Tom. Tom Lewis.

Sorry, are the fellow struggling that much? The pod we're recording that he's gonna go out for people to see. You're having to use for your fucking vlog. By the way, the release this before our pod comes out. Are you gonna put the Guinness World Record attempt out on the vlog before it's out in the pod? Yes, you are.

Do you know what he's doing? Oh. I swear to God, if I see this out on Wednesday. Wait, you just come here perfectly by chance. Did we get many answers to my, many answers to my question last week? What's a question? No. No.

Wait, so you didn't even put my question in? So you've interrupted our podcast for this. This is a great bit of audio. Yeah, what do people say? Kendall Jenner. Nobody answered other than me. Did you ask anyone? No.

Who did you use that? No. Kelly Brooke. Kendall Jenner. Are you deaf? Should we do the pod then? Yeah. No, it's your attempt now.

We're on to your attempt. Come on then. Let's have a look. What is it, man? We have to explain to audio listeners what this is. What's, audio listeners, the bug is going to attempt to do a world, record. Oh, by the way, I'm called

the bug now as well. Every week. And then after... Not every week. How many episodes are we going to do before you decide which one you want to try again properly?

Every week. I just get it. It's every week. No, no. Oh, every week. Like, you go to the quiz every week and don't invite us every week.

Carry on. He's been invited more than other people on this month. Oh, I haven't. Oh my God. We're there. Have you just flexed the fact that you've invited them to plans

more than me? That's upset him. I'm not for you. How many times have you been invited to the quiz? You haven't invited me to fuck all Stop trying to get on my I don't do anything

You went to the quiz You went to the quiz I've never been I agree But he invited you more than he's invited anyone else No I've been invited one He did it

I've been invited one I've been invited me I've got to dog suit I fucking defended you Actually get up to much That you have invite I don't really do anything You're out every fucking day

I don't organ Oh yeah I try to I try to get stuff to do I play paddle with my friends I play football on Thursday with my friends I go to the gym sometimes with my friends

I'll go to Saturday I had my perfect day ever I just sit in the pub all day watching the racing watching the football all betting together all drinking together all eating together

it was amazing we won loads of money it was horny and then we played darts it was fucking amazing and then I was home I was home at like eight that's lovely

so had a good sleep it was perfect no I'd really eating at the pub so I just had I was an early start but then I'll be lost but we were two in a up and I won a lot of money on the game.

Then, yeah, because we started early, then you have the whole day, just having the best day ever. Then you're home early. So then the next day for work, I was fine. It was great. I was just sat refreshing WhatsApp, hoping that. Yeah, I mean, I was at the door looking through the, what's it called, letter box,

waiting for a fucking invite to the quiz. Went for a letter? Yeah, because I don't. Your phones must be broken. You wouldn't have seen the message by now. I was like, maybe my internet's dead, or I was looking for. for pigeons to drop a fucking bottle.

Do you only thing he ever messages me is this? He goes, I've been messaged that guy from the golf yet. Because you need to message that guy. Always about work. Oh, you're not getting away. By the way, can you message that guy? Otherwise, I'll stop message. Right there, what's the world record attempt? Oh yeah,

we're doing that. I don't really care because I'm just thinking about my real friends now. Lewis, the world record attempt this week is the most clothed pegs clipped on your face in one minute. So let's have a look. What that looks like. I have a big clips.

I reckon what's the record? That's going to hurt. Yeah, what is the record? The record's 52. Why are you highlighting that? It's not working. And then he write clips copy. Will, have you ever used a computer before?

That's computer. Why would you just do Control Z-52? That's going to fucking kill. Oh my God, look at that picture. Yeah, Lou, you're in for a treat here, mate. Oh, this is so horny. He's some inspiration for you. In a minute.

That's it. So get your skin ready as you're picking it. That doesn't even, it doesn't even look like he's going that fast. How is you doing that in a minute? That is going to kill. How much porf is on it? Can I practice one of them? Go on then.

Lou, you can do this. I'm not sure. I reckon don't practice because then if it hurts, you won't. No, I might want to put it back on, will you? Lay them out, lay them out. And guys, we're going to put the timer right across the middle of where I'm doing it. Lay them out so you can pick them up individually. Wrong.

Yeah, okay. So yeah, get it ready. I reckon, I actually think you could do this. How many do I need to do? 52, 53, yeah, to win. I need to think of which areas aren't pinchable. Organise that how you wish. You need to get a good bit of skin

otherwise it slides off. Yeah, don't leave, yeah. I think I'll go with lips first. Remember, you've got loads of space on your ears. Are you allowed to use it? Are you ready? Ah! Alright, you ready?

I can't fucking see. Am I doing another timer again? Put your glasses on then? No, they're gonna get in the way. How? I'm gonna use me either. Okay. Who's got the timer?

I got a timer. Right. We're there. We're there. Yeah. We can actually do this. This is doable. In a minute?

Yep. I don't have my face. If I start getting these messed up so I might need it all. It's messed up so I might need to organise them. You do have a small head to be fair. I'm trying to help you get them. Right. Ladies and gentlemen, I will be attempting to break a record that has been unbroken for a millennia.

I shall, I will and I can peg my face. Right. Louis, Lois, Lois, Lewis. Lewis. Lewis. Dior, you got the timer? I got the timer here, yeah. Right, are you ready?

Are you ready? Louis Bowden. Choose the one you're going to pick next. I reckon go ears first. Get like five on each year first. Yeah. I'll come back to God. Man, you can actually do this.

Okay. I believe in you. Lewis Bowden. Lewis Bowden. All right, mate. Three. Whatever you think. Two.

One go. Go on. Get your face ready with you. You don't need to pick it up with two hands. Lulu, he had his pin. He did like that. He did like that. Yeah.

Just ignore us and just keep going. Yeah. Getting a rhythm. Get your face ready with your other hand. And top lip. And top lip. Oh my god, he's actually doing it really well. We can cut him after, but as long as he keeps going.

Keep going. Keep going. Get him ready. Get him ready. Yeah, go on. Oh my God, he's actually going to do it. Oh my God, he actually might do it. On your nose, maybe.

I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Can you do your ear as well? It has to do your ear? Yeah. Oh yeah. You've got to get loads on your ears, mate.

Oh my god, he's actually going to nail it. Oh no. Oh my god, he's going to nail it. Oh my god. You got 20 seconds, you're actually doing really... Go on. Come on. You can do this.

This is happening. Witness in a world record. You can get more around your eyebrows, surely. No. Five. Go for your ears. Four. Just choke four on your ears at once.

Two, one. Stop. Get that one on. Yeah, we're left. Wait, count it. Reeve, count it. Oh, don't go. Hang on, no, no, no.

I hurt. Good effort, it's his best attempt yet though. Lou, Lou. There's not a world record though for how long you can keep them on your face for if you want to give it a goal. You could set one. You can't say anything with where they're placed though. I'm going to try and take it off you. Well, that was shit.

Only 30 off, mate. Close. Oh, I think I could do. Is, is that one a possibility to be trained at and... Yeah, the problem is, it's like... If I had a mirror here, I could see where the gaps are. Out of the three so far that you've attempted. I felt good about that.

Yeah, that's the best one. I think that's doable. That looks pretty beastful. I think I could do that. Have you tried any more with chopsticks since or not? I don't think I feel like I'm fucking... Oh my God, your face. Oh my God, it's falling off.

Your face is sliding off. Am I going to be your care? You look a bit of falling. Am I going to be okay? What's next on the prep? Well, look, mate, valiant effort, mate. That hurt that one. Your shit.

That was great, dude. Any crabby corners? Crabby corner. I kind of touched on my tree backs thing. No, mine's just like... Don't get invited to pub quizzes. Fake friends, pretending they're your friends and my actually, you're just colleagues.

Look, mate, no, don't because he's getting really upset now. Look at him. No, it's only aimed at you to me. Look how you don't get upset. You don't give it. No, you don't give it. No, because I actually care and... You actually cares about us.

Yeah, you only... You care because you think it's true, whereas I don't care. No, I feel like... I've invited him to stuff. It cares because you don't care because you hate us. Yeah. Tom knows I care about him. You just know, you...

If I had a million subscribers, you'd invite him. Don't wait. When you get to a million subs, don't reply to him. I don't want to be... I don't want to be that type of person. I don't really care about stuff. He doesn't have a million subscribers. Oh, you're counting it. Thanks for rubbing that one.

Oh, you're counting. it as well. That's probably what you didn't invite him so far, Matt, then? He was invited. No, sure, buddy. He actually said no. He wanted to do it with his other friends. Yeah, because he's loyal to real friends. Garif. You could tell those fake shit happening all of that. He's going to enjoy the fact that you shouting him out on there.

Jariff isn't a real name, by the way. It is a real name. Oh, but Theodorey. Well, let's talk about farmhouse then with all your mates who are you there with. A.B. You've known him a long time. Wait, how did that? How did that? It weren't my birthday. It wasn't my fucking birth.

Friendship come from, Theo? It's not my... You just met him at the gym, did you? Weird as well, because, like, I don't think he went to his birthday last year. No. He came out of nowhere. It weren't my fucking birthday!

It's almost like he's just... Nor did your weather either? He's really popular with loads of views and loads of followers. Wait, do you guys think it was my birthday? No. When's my birthday? Your birthday is in March. There?

I deleted it. Your birthday is March the 8th. When's my birthday? You didn't even wish me happy birthday this year. I don't know how you play on this car. Yeah, same. Is this a Chris' question? Yeah, we know.

You said. It was Josh, Ab, Ab, Lux, and Will. Well, there you go. Nice. Yeah, it's kind of cool. All really close, cool friends.

Got a bit crazy on the Friday night. Yeah, you had your cock out. Didn't do that. Yeah, that was sad. Everyone, Theo, Seor, infamously, had his cock out, I'm just trip. That was for, I didn't even get an invite

to the video call, man. I didn't even get it. I tried calling Pitchside, apparently. Yeah, he did. A 2 a.m. Is that the one of you answered? No. Oh, he was bringing me privately, non-staff.

I thought Josh was. It was on your phone, though. Oh, was it? Yeah. Why wasn't it off his phone? What, no. Go on then? What happened to, for this night to go,

so kuku. Crazy. How many drugs were taken? Zero. What happened to a sort of a farmhouse? I have no idea. Like, you go there into a lodge? He got turned up.

No, but like, what do you do? because I imagine you're not there to feed the pigs. Like, well, it's a farmhouse. I imagine, I thought... Oh, no, it's not an actual... I don't even. Is there? Is there any animals? There are animals.

Feet the horses. So you're not there to feed the horses. Let's get, have a fucking... We're just there to have it large for their birthday, really. So you're in... What I'm saying is, are you in the lodge? Just sort of drinking in like the lodge thing? Yeah, he booked a little lodge and we all just had some drinks.

Did one too many baby Guinness, one too many peronis. There's also bars. them out there yeah okay you don't just stay in a compound you don't just sit round of camp fire yeah but he doesn't know i thought you're presuming i know what soho farmhouse is just like a it's just like he's extremely bougie yeah but it yeah like very very expensive very high end you can't really like photos or anything like that why you're not allowed oh i hear places like i i hear places like you literally go george out yeah and i hear that as well i don't go whenever go there i hear at the ball it's so fucking stupid turn number one turn the phone

fucking lights up. I can't see a fucking thing. And you've got table tennis tables and I can't see. Number two, can't take pictures. Number one, you're going to stop us? You're going to stop me. Well, oh, oh, taking a picture. Take a picture. What are you going to do? Dickhead. I've got on a nice holiday out. Yeah. Have you tried doing that? We found out. I'm so glad they weren't taking photos, right? Have you tried doing that? I take child dog. Ever. We go out. I'm like, seeing the pigs. I'm like, oh, what a lovely memory. Let's get a selfie. I'm going to get No, no, not like that, that's fine. I took photos of the animals when I was there.

Yeah. So what are you on about then? It's not in the bar. It's because places like that try to attract high-end people. Yeah, and high-end people want to go there, have fun, get pissed, without people taking photos. Not everything's about them. But it is.

But that's why that's the selling point. That's the unique selling point, mate. That's why people buy it. And that's why it's so expensive because it's like a private getaway. So you used a scale of pictures like They just booked it for their birthday And I fucking win! Can you go there without being a member?

Yeah, I think sure you can. Extra expensive. I was just this? No, so when I went, obviously it was, she was working there So I just went to her. I mean, I've been before

But I could only go because I knew another person in there There was a member. I think a member can book it for a, like he's Cala member, I'm guessing. Yeah, he's a member. Are you all members? No, not everyone.

But Cal, I think you can, But I'm pretty, who isn't? A, B, I'm guessing. A, B, maybe shit. But Cal said he booked it for his parents before. Yeah, I'm sure you can. If he goes with it, you can't. No, that's what I'm saying.

But like, if you're not a member at all, you can't just go and, there needs to be some sort of member association to be able to purchase it. I'd imagine so. I imagine it's really nice. Is it not full of dickheads, or? It's my, when I went, it was a lot of older people.

Yeah, it's more like old people. People stick with themselves, I think, a little bit, mate. Yeah. Enjoying a weekend off. It was actually just like fun of Halsam, actually. You just got very drunk. I'd imagine your group were probably the youngest there. Yeah.

That's what I mean. It tends to be, like, I don't know. The older, like. Retired, yeah, retired well off people. I'm just, what I've got my head is probably based off Shortish House, which I can. No, it's nothing like Shortish House.

It's absolutely nothing like Shortish House. Playing with, it's kind of like a, it's basically like a high-end, expensive wellness place. Yeah. Got a bar and that. Yeah, you got, like, spa. I.

Nice. Yeah, really, I don't read spars. And the rooms are class, like the mini-bar. was unreal. Oh yeah, that got raided. Minibars clashed.

Just full of like, go on that. Well, what was the booze? I did a video on it when I was there. What's in the mini bar? There's loads.

Not even just booze, but like they've got like little bottles of, I'm sure. Oh, um, ponies, martinis. Yeah, loads.

There's class. A crisp. No, cookies, little cookies, mini cookies. Yeah. But basically, but think of like M&S,

someone like that. So, you enjoying that? Yeah. What are you doing? What are you doing? It's nice to have them. Curella Deville.

You literally go to Hawksmore like every week now. I don't know why you're trying to attend you're not this like, losing my flipper now. I've not when to. And you remember Shorty Charles, that's embarrassing. I'm not. I think that place is the worst place as well. What did you do?

I just played paddle. Is there a paddle there? Oh, I'm real. I didn't realize. He played paddle for five hours. All right. Drinking paddle? Yeah.

Not golf course? Nah. Just play paddle. Any funny stories from the drunkenness? Oh, well, there's, give me something. then you had your cock out yeah and you're talking to me about paddle yeah i'm trying like tell me why you had your cock out was face time and tom you were you were what you're doing nothing no i didn't why would you tell me the good what made you remember anything do that do you remember anything

he does he does he just started fucking around with them we had a few rules i guess for the whole weekend basically in it went in subscriber number order who can talk first no if anyone mentioned like their other half or someone else's other half you had to get a shot damn quite cool you're your girlfriends that's weird no he's quite funny he set him up what you were saying door oh josh you do your train video with me i do with sabina and then they be like oh yeah classic oh the bmol got back on youtube that's a classic i'm not ready for that i want to Oh, you're cock out? That caused the baby Guinness is to keep flowing.

Okay. Where were you getting the baby Guinnesses from? Just the bar. I was going to say, that it wasn't when you were drinking at the lodge, was it? Because I wouldn't even know how to do them. No, no. I don't even know a baby. Is it Bailey?

No, it's T. Maria and Kalu. Is it not Bally? No, it's Tia Maria. And then Kalu, what's the liquor? Kalua? Yeah. Especially a martini.

Yeah, the bottom. Yeah, I think that's what it. And then it's Tia Maria. on the top i think you can have valies but anyway does anyone have a crabby corner can we not hear why you had you because it's fun sometimes but like why can't he sit it is fun sometimes because he doesn't want to he's embarrassed really well okay not any funny story no i got a crabby corner oh this is the first oh here we go let me guess not enough people on your quiz team did have a dropout on the day too oh wow do you guys do

You've been invited You've been invited a homeless man on the street To fucking play with him Not me You dropped out of the days anyway On this So there was a dropout And the guy who filled in was Ben

Yeah he rocked up afterwards Yeah So I'm guessing the suggestion of inviting Ben Was from Theo, not you So Theo heard the dropout And he went oh, I'll invite Ben So it's always him It's always you

No Ben actually just put in a group chat What pub you're at Yeah I think this one Was you then? What I replied to my... Yeah, snake. What's your crappy corner, buddy?

If you don't upload it, it's going to be the fact that you put me through the worst temper. Oh, he's crabby corner is you? It's actually getting uploaded. Okay, well, that's not a crabby corner. Not on my channel. Who is it? I said Ben can upload it on his channel. It's going on Ben Brady's...

You put me through that for that. You got him home. Oh, my God. He made me through a fucking... He even said... I vomited two. and a half litres of liquid, mate. Let him have it.

Why, can I say, let him have it. You want it, you can have it. Oh, but you promised it to bed now. Can I get out of that video, though. That's not a good, why? You, that can't encourage that sort of stuff, though. Like, people just do it. You can, oh, so you don't want to show your true self.

Here we go again. You can 100% have that footage. I just can't risk any more. We filmed it, we filmed it basically in the pitch black around Victoria Park. It was light. Come on, mate. Let's have a look how pitch black here.

I can't believe you. you feel you get them out under the guys of oh i really need your help this video's it's going to get a million views we've got to do replacement because uh beer miles disappeared that's pitch black boys can't see it by the end of the race but that does look pretty dark by the end of the race it was yeah you can tell that's like the end of the day for sure it's a fucking shambled yeah but that i we did that before i found out about the beer mile getting reinstated and then i had the then i had the paragraph sent to me i was like oh i don't know if i I can risk uploading this a Sprite mile now.

Do it. Shouldn't you upload your second channel? I'm confused. If you ever want to go, if you ever want to go from a period of being totally fine, totally healthy to the worst you'll ever feel in your entire life, do like a BMI-A-M-A-M-A-R-M-K at full-Pelt, fucking disgusting. What do you think is worse? The Sprite.

I've never done the other one, so I don't know. I think Sprites's fizzier. I think the B-M-R-M-L is fizy, though. I've done the B-MILA, I was running and thrown up at the same time. I've never done that in my entire life. A weak stomach. Yeah, you are a. weak man.

You are. I don't you? Oh, no, I'm not. I'm letting it slide. I'm letting it slow. I'm letting it. Very, breathe. So, we're not even a man, a snake. Oh, it's an animal. I can't, so with that, so you brought him out under the false, but you snuck him into a Ben Brady club out.

No, no, no, no. Maybe Travis edit it, actually. Today. You're snuck him. You didn't, you didn't dare tell him. You were in the room listening to our conversation about, I, I couldn't upload that. He said he'll take it in that conversation. We were just in the office listening to our conversation

about how I can't upload it anymore. He was too busy all your guys, his next quiz team. Not in that one either. I'm never inviting you again. What do you mean again? Well, the one time I did you didn't turn up. Yeah, so yeah, do you notice that? The one time.

Don't let him jump on your side. You are four-time. I invite people to things, and now I'm getting fucking fingers pointed out. I don't know who to be angry at. I'm angry at the person that doesn't invite you to anything. You don't invite me to anything. I don't have anyone, I don't have anything to invite anyone too.

Oh, you would make something to invite me to if you really care about me. Yeah. Do you want to come to Speed fiends tonight? Here we go. What the problem for a video? Yeah. I know it. You won't get it.

What? Oh. The video. Yeah, you won't get the video up. You know. It's just the, oh, Jesus, it doesn't matter. Anyway, let me a big extra channel. Should we stop arguing with each other and argue with each other about courtside?

Come on, then. Yeah. baby put it on where's your rob everything gets stolen mate everything left it yeah if anyone from the fellow studios is watching this can you stop ruining our set and stealing everything like every time we come here this set is more broken something's missing and i quite frankly i don't think we get the respect around here i'll tell you what we can do i tell you what we can do moving forward this podcast is shit though we can do moving forward if everyone wants to go to a pub quiz what do we do a pub quiz against everyone else that watches the videos have

Fuck are we going to do that. Oh, that'd be a great idea, Reeve. That's the, that's the future idea. I know. Imagine if... I don't want to go. Right. Should me and you go to one?

Yeah, fuck him. I don't go. Have you ever invited each other to a pub quiz? We go out all time to do stuff? Not what I said, though, is it? Why, it's not about the pub. It's not about the pub quiz. It's about what the pub quiz represent.

Yeah. Thank you. But you wouldn't understand that, Reeve. Which is an invite to things that I've done. Fuck you, Theo. I've not done anything. You can shut your fucking bitch mouth. I've known you.

I've known you. long time i've never seen you outside the four walls of this studio know me longer than i've known him what oh oh that is you can't say that man that's fucking disgusting that's disgusting oh he's punched down there that's crazy that's absolutely disgusting is it presuming i watched the old baker's channel ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i watch i watch yeah we know we know joella i watch you not presumed i watch joe weller i know how do you know show me out you know Oh, is he commented on a video from you a long while ago?

I've never commented on a Theo video, I don't think. Oh. By the way, this is the perfect time to bring it out if you have it. He has nothing in the gym. He's just like, because I definitely didn't watch the big. I think you might. Anyway. Right, someone read it out. Case one.

Right, case one. Yeah, it is. Case one. Come on, guys. Hi, lads. Hello. Sure you're going to enjoy this one. I've been with my missies for a year and a bit now and never really had any

problems. She's a massive joker. No, Dick's Saw. What are you doing? You're meant to be a judge? Sort of professional. And we enjoy making each other laugh. She's the funniest girl I've ever met.

Recently, though, I've had my first stout because she is obsessed with the sick. Oh, mate. He's with a child. No. She does it all the time. My God. She did it in front of my parents and even at her own uncle's funeral. Oh, that's horrendous.

What, did they go? How old is he? Six, seven. Uh, what's... Good one, Tom. It would have worked better if you said 67. Well, no, it wouldn't because the same is six to seven. I don't think either way it was going to be that funny.

You, hey, you infected everyone with six seven first, now. You started it. Yeah, I think you're chronically online. What's really tick me over the edge, though, is that she even did it during sex the other day. Oh, leave her, mate. Six, seven seconds. Leave her, mate. I think this is bullshit

I can't stand it anymore but she's mint besides that I say I'm the villain I've said I don't like you but she finds it funny what advice do you have I'll take the lead on this because I think

you're being a big babby like the fact you know I swear it is quite funny though yeah the fact it now annoys you she has every right to carry this on yeah you should understand

and I actually understand why she's pro she's doing at a funeral she's got a good banter she's obviously doing this for a joke. Any final remark? Six, seven.

What's his solution? Is he thinking about finishing her? Yeah. Who else you're going to get with? Because clearly you've had to get with a 10 year old. So I don't know how much better it can get. I can't even lighten up. Go along with me.

Hey, six, seven. You should know. Every time she does six, seven, you should dab. Why don't I look like a fucking chugging? Oh my gosh, we start dabbing. No. Maybe that's a future Guinness World record. I think you've written this email.

That's actually my advice to him. dab every time she does it, hit her back with her own medicine. Or he starts doing go a dream! After he dabbs. He needs to start with the Wap then. What? The Wap. No, what's the weird look? Watch me, Neney.

What does Wap? Wet ass pussy. You don't know what Wap looks like. Do you like the word pussy? Wait, do you know what Wap looks like? Yeah, you throw it back, didn't you? Sorry? Do you know how Wapp is?

Wet ass pussy. It's a wet ass pussy. Yeah, but there's a dance we've got the Wap. Isn't that the Wap? No. That's the Wop. That's the Wop. The WOP.

Yeah, the what, the what, what, no, it's WOP. Let me hear you, WAP, WAP, let me hear your WAP. No, there is a dance to the song WAP. That's a WAP dance move, then. No, it's not a WAP dance move. Yeah, that's a, oh, Jesus, that one. Yeah, maybe do that, maybe do that in reverse. Yeah, every time they go six, seven, just go like this, where there's puffy?

And that would get back, wouldn't it? What more, this is going on telly? Telly. Don't tell it He made a reference You don't know the reference I haven't even seen the film It's not the film

It's Ali G, my G It's the allergy show Ah my G Right next one Go on Go on bug Hello Eltie

Hello lads No what's your Not having a long We've got to Yeah Do something back in retirement Lighting up a bit Yeah it's not a wall with her

Hello lads Love the show And a massive fan Fuck off My wife recently gave birth My wife recently gave birth So proud of Congrats, mate.

She just had to sit there, Lord, did you know they actually shit themselves when they give birth? Not always. No, that's not true. But that's a possibility. It can be, yeah. You came out of poo and you're so hard

that they'd poo themselves. That's mental, that isn't it? How is that mental? Use your brain. No, I never considered it. Of course she didn't. Yeah, they... I'm not a woman.

Your brain got mixed me one. But like... My God, it's gone inside his head, man. But like... You were eating it. Just shit in it? Yeah, there's definitely poo that... Shit eater.

You still... That's what your breast smells are. But I don't think Charlie would want me in the room. I don't think Charlie would want me in the room. It's a bug covered in shit. Well done, Mrs. Bowden, but I'm afraid to tell you, you've given birth to a bug covered in shit. Why are you doing that?

I almost died of her birth. We can tell. Her vocal cords wrapped around my neck. You've told us that and it makes a lot of sense. Lack of oxygen as a child? Yeah. Fuck, it all does make it. Yeah, it makes a lot of things.

Almost died. Run in. Run in. What we're doing? I had a baby, very proud of her, and she's an amazing partner in milk. Get out of her ass, mate. I was shocked to the very core the other day when I found out, we ran out of milk. Instead of nipping to the shop, she squeezed her tit and popped some milk into my teeth.

Oh. A fly, mate. Fucking out. Some people... That's not how it works That's not how it works It's not a fucking other How do you know?

Well, you've never seen Meet the Fuckers You have to get the boob device, don't you? You can't just squeeze the tit I think you can't No, yeah, if it's lactating, you definitely can't I think grown up grown-ups though And you got Mammy's milk And she squirts it

Who's tapping? Obviously you Go on then, carry on I was disgusted She said it's not weird at all And just to get it down me I drank with horror Am I wrong?

I'd say it leave her and the baby and move to a different country. What the fuck? I drank it with horror. Yeah, why would you drink it? Why are you drinking it? I don't even think it's that bad. Isn't it quite normal for men to like try the...

Yeah. Some people have a kink of it for his own, isn't they? Well, that's her baby mama. Mommy's milky? Mommy's milky? Mammy's milky. Mama Cedar? I bet you drank so much milk.

Yeah. Were you breastfed? Wait, do you know? I know I wasn't. You got, you had a go. You had a go. How do you know that? We've had this thing before.

It's not weird to know if you were breastfed or not. I don't actually know. I think I was. But like, you're all like, how do you know. You are? Yeah, but shit. No, I've never said to the mom was I'm breastfed of bottle fed. He must have asked.

I imagine at some point I have as a kid, man. Mom, did I used to suck your tits? So were you breastfed? Probably. I would presume. Oh, you're lucky boy. You're a hungry boy as well, aren't you? Lucky boy.

He's always, he's always had an appetite. Fucking hell. Yeah, imagine Theod's kid. You're like, I've got nothing left. Fucking red roarer, titty's there, weren't they? You have to cut some of that out of Olga. You'd have to swap to the dad's it. You're just sucking on your dad's nipples.

Maybe it's not, maybe not a nipple. You can get, there's something else that might give some fluid. I got nothing left. It's a bit for me. I can produce some white liquid for you. Oh, that's so funny. I bet you grabbed the balls at the same time. Oh, that's fucking way too far.

You're a discused. Over-imagined everything, don't you? Vulgar young man, aren't you really are crude? We could have kept it in him just licking his dad's nipples. To make it about you and your uncle, I can't. Fucking hell. Uncle Bow. Right, am I in the rung?

Yeah. She's being cost-efficient, mate. Don't drink the milk. I think you're in the rung for being horrified. Yeah. Why would you want to, it would be warm, though, it's the main thing. So, you never had warm milk? Wait, if you're having a cup of tea, it's going to be warm anyway.

No, but it's supposed to make it more drinkable because it's cold in the warm. What the fuck's happened to your eyes? I just yawned. You're crying, and I'm crying. You're okay. You know, I always cry when I yawn. Do you need deep sigh? Yeah.

We can't even change. That don't even exist. The pedals. I swear to go, if we find out where that, which set has recycled that pedal and took it away. I bet it's on this set next door. Also, yeah, why the fuck have they taken away? They take away the pedal that changes our light. Oh.

Yeah, that's a bit late. And that one thrilled, though. That's not the pedal. This one doesn't even turn off. Will, what the fuck is happening on this show? Where's my thrilled though as well? They've literally started scavenging from the set, like equipment. Hey, lads, then if you heard.

heard about the bird that's the word Jake Paul's fighting Anthony Joshua he is yeah he actually might be killed in Miami it called him a kill you guys going well no watch it the time I went to watch Jake Paul in Miami it didn't work out for someone else I went to watch did it chip Gibb no oh yeah yeah but the person he actually fought Ali didn't go off Gibb no yeah he got knocked out he's crossed Anthony Joshua can do the revenge job in a different year is this not just I It's a little bit of dangerous. Yes.

Yeah, a little bit. It wouldn't get sanctioned in this country, I don't think. No, I agree. Florida's really weird with the... But anti-just is like a world heavy-vade. Pardon? A heavy-vade. A heavy-vade.

It's a world heavyweight champion. He's a world heavyweight champion, yeah. And Jack Paul's a cruiserweight. And he's, I rank top 20 cruise away. Jake Paul actually said, I'm knocking this guy out, becoming the CEO of Matchroom boxing, changing the fans, and it's going to be me against Tyson Fury next year. Yeah, he's these.

I'll tell you one thing, right? I can't, you can't not respect him. Yeah, he has some balls like. He's going to be a knocked off. Anthony Joshua, when Anthony Joshua is not even out of his prime. And they're like 10 out of gloves as well. It's a professional fight, eight rounds, three minute rounds. The only limit is Joshua can't be over 245 pounds, which is fine for him.

Well, he weird in less than that for the first Ucic fight. Exactly. Like, it's, it is very dangerous. But boxing is dangerous. Joshua's going to go in there and try and take his head off. Do you reckon Jake holds his own or is you just going to go? I think it's 20 seconds. Really?

I think, yeah, I think two rounds. I think Joshua's not really going to be in a mood for just... I don't know. Maybe he will just, like, have a little bit of fun with it. I can't. I can't, because his reputation. No, but like 20 seconds, it might... I think he'll just want a first round thing.

But he doesn't want to kill him. Joshua will be there to destroy him. Yeah. He's going to... People are going to say, oh, I bet this is faked and stuff. I feel like they'll realize very quickly. If he doesn't knock... Did you see what Joshua did to Engarno?

Yeah. And also, did you see what Jake Polis? did against Tommy Fury. Do you know how bad Tommy Fury is in the landscape of boxing? Do you know what I think though? Like, say Jake Paul gets hurt, right? Badly, yeah. Very realistic.

Are they not gonna look at me? It's like, how the, how have you allowed this to happen? But what else can he do? It's like you're paying him 50 million, come on his show, and fight him. How much they get in each? Like 50 mil. Probably someone like that.

They reckon, yeah, I think between 50 and $70 million. So, Theo. Is this? Oh yeah. We can bring it back to that eventually. But does this not... Have I heard rumors of Tyson Fury and Anthony Joshua having a fight next year?

Yeah, they're on about signing a two-fight deal. Yeah. But I mean... I mean, Fury's still saying he's retired. Yeah, he's just doing that for all money, don't he? I might fight Tyson Fury. But that's what I'm saying, like, you really should be having a piece of the pipe.

What's your thoughts? Why not be calling out Tyson Fury at this point? What's your thoughts? You know, not many people in life, right? Not many people in life have had such an impact that they have caused such a crazy trajectory that it might have actually changed the world in some way.

You, jokes aside, you have genuinely changed the world. Like, the all ripple effect, from you being born and getting all the milk and that, to come into where you went, the ripple effect from that is going to cast me forever now. I'll ask you this question. And it's all from you. We have a lot to change the world for the better, though. Maybe not. But more ice to sport of boxing.

Now, let me ask you this question. No, but even across like, Jake Paul. Across everything like politics, it's going to ripple. It's such a big event. Can I send a message to Jake, do you mind? Yeah. Hey, Jake.

Hey, Jake. Hi, Jake. No, this is a serious address. Hi, Jake. Why, he put the deep voice on, start. Do you want to tell him who you are? Joke, it's me. Yeah, he knows why.

Does Jake, why the way? Does Jake actually know who you are? Of course he does. How could he not? I reckon he would. I think he might recognize that. Yeah, he started. Well, even so, like, in Simon Ferry matches,

he's not quite different. Does Jake all know who invented the sport boxing? Yes. You look quite different. Are you going to address Jekl? Hey, Jake. Uh, like you were doing, um, you clearly earn a lot of money from this. Uh, do us a favour. I'll write, write me a blank check.

Well, that's a shit message. Do it again. Sorry. No, no, he's at his time. What's next? Hi, Jake. You owe me royalties and Joe. Um, do the right thing. Can I, um, read out. Read that. George, Joe for Jake, though. Yeah. Cause I get 10%. Uh, can you get 10%? Uh, can you get 10%? Whatever he gives you I'll give you all 1% each 1% If it's 10 million quid

That's 100 grand He's not gonna give you 10 million quid He's saving it for his real friends Wait so if you get 10% Give me 5% of anything Jack gives you Come on So much money I want to have 100 million

You don't need it Why would you need it? It'll probably give you 100 grand I'll give me 5k I'll give you 2% 2 and a 3 2 and a half 3 2 and a half

3 2 and a half Okay deal Yeah. Jake. Why do you smile like you made a good deal? Like nothing of any other way. Jake. What would you do if you actually turn around?

Sign the contract. $1.15 million. I'll be like, what do you need me to do? Where do you want me to do? You just have to fight him. How much do I get for that then? Like 3 mil? No.

No. Right, yeah. 300k it would be. You supposed to be smart. Is there a legitimate world in which he actually does give me a few mil? No. I reckon he could. Yeah.

But out of nowhere, it's like, fuck. I think you have to challenge him for a spot. Call him out right now the camera and say, Jake, I will come and spy you. I created this dynasty. I will spy you on YouTube. You owe me. You have to call him on. You owe me. You beat.

The Torsi didn't go well for you. Now, go on. Just here. I started this and now it's time to end it. All right. Yeah, and also you big chin, Yankee, dinky, doodle, wanker. Give me my fucking money.

All right, Jake. All right, everyone look, good. Do it to the wine. Everyone looking timidant. Jake, Paul. I know you're receding and so am I. Okay. Let's have a fight off for the hairline.

We started this. You're now finishing it. No, you're going to finish it. I'm going to finish it. Why you said we start this? I'm referring to him. Yeah, but George's not here. I started this.

I started this. I'm apologising to Jake. I started this. You're about to finish this, but I'm about to finish you. Oh. Yeah, finish on you as well. Yeah, I challenge you to a spa.

Yeah. Not that kind of. Bar, but like the boxing spa. What, like a Turkish bath? I'm going to throw it back to the 20, 2017. Throw it back for Jake. When I stepped in that ring. He's going to throw it back for him.

That's what you're offering him. 15 mil to throw it back on it. I want you to pay me 15 million pounds. No, 20 million. 20 million pounds. And I'll step in. British pounds, not dollars. No, not dollars.

All euros. I want 20 million British pounds. Or yen. And I'll step into the ring with you and spar you for old times sake. What would you do if he offered you 20 mil? but you had to walk out on a leash for his walkout. Yeah, absolutely fine. I'll do that.

Obviously. But you're naked and you're only wearing a codpiece. That's fine. Yeah, fair enough, I'd do it as well. I'll do it naked, man. I'll ask for the heaters to be put on. Right, let's do the quiz. Hey, y' up.

Low gang, what's popping? Welcome back to the quiz. Today we've got six, seven questions up for grabs today. Who's ready for question number one? I'm so ready. I'm pumped. Yeah, boy. Play along at home and let us know how many get in the comments down below and on Spotify

Drop a like subscribe and rate us five stars Wait wait wait for this one no just a general general thing in the year Question number one wait I'm sorting out my I'll get OCD I'll say seven yeah six seven yeah Okay I'm ready all right What color jumper did Theo wear in the first ever episode of backside so that so

already the themeless general knowledge quiz is one question about is it a quiz about you maybe maybe not you know where many jumpers oh fuck I don't know

oh no a t-shirt now am i you just wear things stuff like that man united is how he does stuff yeah we all right we all we all done that one yeah i i i right right

Right. I kind of have. Chris MD was the first ever guest on Pitchside. In fact, he was the first ever episode of Pitchside. Who was the second ever guest? Second ever guest on pitchhide. Yep. Well, before my time.

Oh, my God. Pitchside, Lou. The channel Pitchside. Damn. Imagine I don't get that right. Chris was the first, but who was the second? remember how good their thumbnails were they were fantastic thumbnails

especially Chris's face Imagine me and you I do I think about your day and night It's only right Together Because I can't think about you Right

Question number three I'll give this nearest wins How many YouTube videos Does Reeve have uploaded on his main channel? Oh my God. Well, upload currently not privated, isn't that? What it says on YouTube. Look at all, does that car private?

No, it doesn't. Everything is public, yeah. Yeah. Closed. Oh, it's not that many? Closed. Oh, is it? Oh, is it?

Nice. Closest wins. I actually don't know. It's actually less than my channel. Okay, question number four. I like this quiz then, mate. It's about all of us. How do you know?

No, it's only the people that matter to him, so there's not going to be one about me and Tom. How many countries in Africa are there? What the fuck is this quiz? Got you off guard there, didn't I? I'll do closest wins again. Are you trying to count them, Tom? No, I think he's going to sleep.

He's no, trying to count them. Oh, I know Will's got an answer. Googling probably, I bet. I think you're tired. Okay. This is, the question is called Who Tweeted? This tweet was put live in March, 2004, during the 2020, 24th, 24th football season. If Newcastle don't get top four, I'll do pitchside in my panties for a whole year.

Next question. How much did the fellow studios sell for? Is that public knowledge? No, but there's a number they always throw around online. Oh. Are you going to answer that? Do you know how much you was? No, I don't know how much it was?

So how the fuck can we have an answer to this question? I know how much they say, but... How much do they say online? Okay. Oh, online. I don't know. Well, whatever it is, your 90% of all of us. What is your value, am I right, lads?

Arogent. Is it the true? Is it the true? What percentage is UK Amstall Lager? What the fuck is this quiz? Say that again? What beer percentage is Amstall Lager in the UK? Alcohol percentage?

Oh, yes. Right, right, yeah. Oh, like, like, a PPR, RPA. No, I thought you meant it's in like brute, like percentage of the brand that was brewed in the UK. So that just seems to be complicated. Very complicated, yeah. Beer percentage, man.

All right. And final question. You said there was seven? Yeah, one more question. We've already had seven. That's seven already. There's eight. Fucking eight questions.

And in one each What meat He's traditionally used in Haggis What the fuck is this Like whole quiz about Made it up myself No Google as well I can believe it

Don't worry Can I just say the animal? Say the animal Yeah Yeah Yeah You can say the animal All right

Thanks for playing My Baker eight questions I like That was my favourite quiz I hear general knowledge Shit who cares They're all generalised How many countries in Africa

Isn't general knowledge Nah, but that was like, this was barely. All right, question number one. Was the about the colour of my jumper during the first ever episode of Backside? Lewis, what do you put? You wear white? I've deported with black.

Green. That's my second guess. I thought a mint colour, maybe. Reeve was in green. I was in black. Were you? Yeah. Nice.

Yeah, white was a bit more of a Tom colour as well. Yeah, I would never, he doesn't wear white. He used to wear white. We wouldn't wear white because we had a white back. Wear white t-shirts. Yeah, white jumps on that background would be crazy. Yeah. Who was a second ever guest on Pitchside?

I can't remember. I said Spencer. Oh, good guess. I went Routre Shoresh. He was early, but it probably was Rottysau because it was early to get the big boys in. I think you're right. I was between Ben Foster and Routershaw.

Spencer was third. Yeah, the Rotteshaar before. It is, I can see the thumb. It's Ben Foster. Is it? Is Rottesaw fourth or sort of fifth of it? How many views that episode on out of interest? It's over a million, over a million.

Is it? One point four million. Ben Foster? What? That's been climbing. It climbs nonstop that. Yeah. Great episode.

Great episode. Um, no, win. All right, closest wins on this one. How many videos has YouTube has Reeve got upload on YouTube? I mean, this is a bit, this is a bit, kind of weighted to Reeve this quiz. I don't even, I took on my own. We've had a pitch on, an old picture. His channel question.

There's fuck all about me. And me. Well, because we don't matter. You're not on backside. You're not on backside, no? Because we don't have. You're not on backside, no. Don't have enough clubs, yeah.

You're not on the back side, no? Not, not really, you weren't on the first episode of backside? Why don't we ask a question about Tom's YouTube channel? Yeah. Well, we got another question, aren't we? No, we haven't we? No, we don't anymore, we want to go over. I said 272.

I don't know. It's over 1,000 at one point, but I took my FIFA videos down, so I put 360. 5754. Or one of you is just over 100 away. Oh, they're not bringing close in. And the guy who's the closest. It's got to be Tom, isn't it? It's Tom.

You took... Think about all the... The majority of my kids' videos down, yeah. Why? As soon as I changed across the fitness because I didn't want my backlog to be like... You got 680... You could have racked up views, though, on that and still got your...

No, no, no, a lot of life of videos are still there, but, like, the series and stuff that I didn't enjoy. Oh, six... That's a long time. That's a lot of admin to do. Yeah. 680 was the correct answer. Oh, play, man.

So, point to Tom. Thank you. How many countries are there in Africa? Eighty-seven. 48 54 one of you's got it bang on i'm guessing it's tongs you first change when you i told you i was counting them what did you say 48 48 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're wrong it's 54 what the fuck how did you count that i didn't really i was just kind of i know there's like 280 countries in the world and like get it that's two points thank you it's closest win but get it bang on

Mate, I'm sorry, get it bang on. I feel like you've got to specify that before, I'm about a tried harder. All right. Who, you were Moyles on? Who tweeted in March 24? If Newcastle don't get top four, I'll do pitch side in my panther. I want double points for this if I get it right. No.

I mean, I put Lewis. Yeah, that's too obvious. It's a trick question, it's no one. Oh, logically I put Lewis, because if it's not Lewis, then we all... Trick question, it's no one. You put no one, you put Lewis, you put Lewis. I didn't say that. That might be me.

Why are you typing? What are you doing? The correct answer at 326 on the 17th of March 2004. That could be Tom. It's probably tough. That cannot be me.

It is. It probably is pretty secure. 26 PM. I'll meet Cheltenham. That can't be me. Lewis Bowden tweeted. How'd you not get you around? If Newcastle don't get top four

I'll be pitched out of my panics for a whole year. Do you know where they finished that season, Lou? No. Seventh. Oh my god. And you did not do it. Don't recall. Oh!

Therefore, for the rest of this season, you have to do it in your panic. That's actually fair. Why would you not put your own name down for that question? I thought he was trying to be to a question. I don't remember saying that. I thought he was trying to get... You don't remember every tweet you ever put out of you? I don't remember stuff like that.

That's the 23, that's the 23, 24 season, finished seventh. Yeah, I knew that wouldn't have been me that day. That's the day for my birthday. I'm such a sneaky devil. Lou, you do realize I'm going to follow that up. You were a fucking pervert, mate. Why do you have that saved? How did you find this?

Don't ask questions. You don't want to know the other. You'd be pervin, brother. Right. How much did the fellow sell for? 40 million. What I put. 10 million.

No, half a billion in cash. That's not what it's sold for, is it? That's what they say online. Well, who online? No one said that online. I always say half a billion. What sort of question is that? Okay.

Well, I was only 460 million pounds. He's right. The Queen was seven questions. Go on then. Oh. Well, none of you got that one, right? What percent is Amsterdam? 4.7?

4.2. 4.2? None of you are right. Okay. No, okay. 4.1. Okay. In between both of you.

Right. I'll give you both the point. Okay, cool. Thank you. And what animal is the hangus? Pig, sheep. Correct answer is, of course. Pig, sheep.

Damn, that was a fucking... I got one, two, three, three, four, five. I got six. Six? Five. Six or seven. I got a few. Did you get one?

You didn't get one? I got none. He did his own name on the fucking tweet, mate. Why would you not write yourself down? I hear it quizzes me. He got his own. He said it's his favorite quiz and he got zero. The fucking shit.

The fucking shit quiz is like. Honestly, mate, why would you not put your own name down for that question? I thought it was a true question. I was definitely over for that one. Well, I am victorious. Hey, guys, thanks for 50 Kare. Oh, cold. Did you wait for that?

I know, I forgot. Hey, hey, we'll see you next week, boys, all right? Not bad yourself. Look at this. Get your cock out right now, everyone who's watching this. Also, Lou, you've got to do the rest of Pitside for the rest of the internet fans. Right, bye. You made it to the end.

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