Back Side - Theo Pulled Over By The Police, Is Big Foot REAL? Lewis Tries WORLD RECORD of Doughnuts!

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. The fastest time to eat a jamed donut with no hands. Oh my God. Go on. I'd have run in with the feds last week.

They ran after me. They'd pin me down. They put handcuffs on me. They said my ice cream van had a flat tire. His car was a witness to a robbery. Yep. My dad has been retired for a couple of years now, but he spent all his time researching Bigfoot.

He can do what he wants. He's a grown adult. He wants to hunt Bigfoot. He can hunt Bigfoot. But Lewis, they didn't have video cameras back then. How did there's so much video footage of Big A? Big A. I find a secret talent.

Is it how fast you ate the chocolate Lint Teddy? Hello. Oh, my God. Is it Ventrella? Hello, I found out I can do this. Hello, Lewis. It's really easy. Hey, look, I can't do it.

Your mouth's moving though. All right, now, I can't. Hello, sir. Start stealing our talent. Hello. And you're supposed to say, Gotla gear into a bottle of beer. I got...

Sorry? You got... Fuck you, you, you don't talk. You're stealing our talent. Are you? Ventriloquism or raging drug addiction? I want to take up vantriloquism. Vantriloquism?

Aye. Should I commend in the dead terrorists? Yeah, I remember that. Aye. I kill you! Yeah. Yeah. No, Ahmed was the dead terrorist.

No, he was Ahmed and the dead terrorist. No, no. No, it was Ahmed, who was the guy holding the thing. No, no, no, no. It was Ahmed, did you? There was Ahmed and the dead terrorist. No, it was the dead terrorist. No, it was the man. No, it wasn't.

No, wasn't. And the dead terrorist was the man on his hand. Mate, the man was steep. Yeah, he's called Jim, someone on it? Yeah, I was like a white... No, it was obviously a stage name. Put it up then, yeah, put it up. Let's just really shut him off.

Isn't that weird that no one knows that Lewis is a stage name as well? Oh, yeah. No, we've actually never talked about it. No, we'll cut that. Oh, sorry. We can't see that, come we? Yeah. Wait, is that actually not known?

Cumbum Bowden. No, cumbum. Cumbug. Cumbug. Cumbug. Yeah. Cumbug. So everyone wishing for Christmas this year.

Death. Cool, man. I don't know. I don't know. I actually haven't really put any... Let me address happiness to my friends or something shit like that. I took a rule where I no longer... Well, I'm not wishing for yours anymore.

Take that back. Fuck you off. What do I want for Christmas? I want... More Godfless and suck. I could just go on swinging every fucking day. That's true. I want Reeve to return back to medicine.

Stop tapping. Stop it already. Do you go back to what? I want to read to go back to medicine. Yeah, thanks, mate. That's a good little present, bro. Can't wait. Yeah, and two just definitely just play a little present. to golf it's my new addiction i do i i do do do that like i get like really like like

super addicted or something yeah yeah yeah and like it's currently golf yeah well you can well yeah well yeah well well when i was the previous and now it's go up yeah um he's the blaze it's not it's not some of the laugh i don't i'm not proud of it well like i did i think you i haven't actually asked for anything yet i don't really know what i want do you think you are a little bit obsessed mate we were supposed to do back sarah recording you brought golf clubs in i but it's just fun swing in the minute even you couldn't resist you pick one Why is your legs okay? There's more to have a look at your clubs.

You've broken your leg? Yeah, that bag is four. It's got an ACN. If anyone has a golf bag, that they want to give me. Tailor made if you're watching. Taylor made if you're watching. Why are you begging for clubs? And you won't say yes to a free pair of glasses that you've been offered.

I did say yes. Where are they? You're the biggest fucking vulture grift at. You're always asking for free stuff. Free paddle gear, free all sorts. Do you remember when I gave you loads of free clothes? He gave them out to everyone in the office? other than you sell.

I didn't need that with stuff. Snake! You've got to hold that. Also, Lewis, I think you need to tell whoever's getting your glasses for a new prescription and get your eyes tested because when we did the ad reader

earlier, you had your glasses on and you still couldn't read it. I could read a little bit, which is a little fuzzy. I think you need stronger glasses. I think you need a new face. How well that? Oh my God.

Just in time for Christmas. No, explain. Why? Explain. Because it's called Brad Pitt. Explain. Because his current face is going to garner too much attention

for the Nortarari. What the fuck did you say? Garnish your new attention. Your face has got norovirus. No Ferrari. I don't believe in asking for Christmas presents anymore. I think that ruins of fun when you're an adult. I feel like you'd rather get something that you don't want, but it's a surprise.

But it is hard for an adult, you'll think. The action of not knowing what you're about to get is wake. Because I see to you, Mom, I'm like, normally when you're an adult, you just like, if you really wanted something, you'd go and just buy it. It's hard. It's hard. Do you know why it's yours? If I wanted some gold. I'd buy some gold.

Because you own so much money. Well, Tom, funny you say that, actually, the reason why this year's even harder for his parents to buy him a present is now because he's a rich and famous YouTuber and had everything and has everything and he just asks brands for free stuff anyway. I'm more of a given man these times.

I like to buy presents. I like to buy presents. I actually have bought you a present, but I left it on my kitchen counter. You just gave me a present. Would that apply for December the first? No, but it's not, I know we're going to I know we're probably do like a...

Secret Santa. We do need to do it. No, I've actually bought a present. I saw it, I said, fuck, I have to get that for him. Was it like, was it a rock with a smiley face? What did you say? He might have got me an alien. It's better than that.

It's something you'd actually use. I must admit, I'm at the age now where, I'm not like I'm old, but I look forward to Christmas for, like, socks and pans. Yeah, and they're actually good presents. New shower gels and stuff. Because I just, I just never buy, but I'd never buy myself boxes here. I mean, I do sometimes, I don't know, if I see them while I'm shopping, They're fucking price.

I do know what you mean. You know, what's your favorite shower gel? Because at the moment, you know, like, normal, you know, like, Radix is not like a quid radix. You know the quid radoxes. You know them, like, colored ones. Yeah. They don't actually soak that much.

They go through quite quickly. I started buying, like, £2.50, the Lynx one. Don't you have a... Yeah, why don't you, haven't you just come off the back of a shower gel brand new? Yeah. Original source, actually. It's all over the fucking office, mate. I have a Ted Baker, shower gel.

The Lynx one have just, it's so soapy. You only need a little bit. Yeah, I mean. No, I'm sorry. My favourite has always been an original source. They were selling Lynx Africa. I don't really use that much shower jelly. I have like a little scrubber thing.

Yeah. I used a, like, a roof. What, a foot for them? A sponge? No, but it's, I got it when I went to sewer farmhouse. What? Oh, you put it over your hand. Oh, wait.

Do you mean, like, the brown thing? Yeah, and you put it like a little like. And you scrub. They're really hard. And like an exfoliator one. Is that not, I thought it's like a skin thing. It's like an exfrileation, isn't it? Where do you think?

What do you think it is? But he's got on the shower. It's like, you get like three itches at the same time, like scratch, you and stuff. Well, no, he just gets, I, I usually get like. It's like all the dirt off you. Yeah, I have like. After a long hard day in the farm.

He was trying to guess. He's about to tell you what it does. You know, you know they know if you steal stuff, but what happens if you bring it. I took loads. Mate, if you bring an empty shower gel thing And then go, no, you're well entitled. You're well entitled to this.

Friends have an episode on it. Surely not what you spend your semi-farmer's trip, do it? No, you're well entitled to it. I've paid for it, mate. Exactly. I took loads in there, plus it wasn't my room. I almost took a glass. I was so close to taking a mug.

No, see, that's stealing. But it's like... I couldn't live with myself because I knew it was Josh's card on the room and stuff. And if they found out I took a mug, I was like, oh, like the biscuits and the shortbreads and that, you can take them because that's just with the room. Yeah, they can't take the food,

that's close to taking a towel. See, that's stealing. No, no, I think they'll be all right, you know. Because think about, I could wear a towel out of my... Me, that's bad that. Yeah, that's fine. You could wear a towel out your room into the pool and then leave the towel at the pool.

They won't know where that towel's gone from the room. If you took that towel into your TK... They will not miss towels and stuff. You could put the towel in your bag and they won't notice. Go on then. Every time we... Yeah, when we had an away game, I'd steal a pillow. How many pillars do you have?

Yeah, as a tradition. No, just, yeah, because... One every two weeks. It saves washing. face washing you just throw one away get a new one for the next hotel just the weekly Friday night pillow fights with the boys yeah with the lads yeah yeah I think you get cracking well actually got a story to tell oh oh even before our favourite segment actually because I am pretty tired actually so I could do the quick now

okay um okay uh uh something happened recently and it I don't know if you guys ever you guys ever you're always a bit weird about it it's kind of fun and especially when it goes well it's kind of fun you know what like two parts two parts of your life collide

yeah it happened what's up Friday night yeah it was quite cool though wouldn't it I was out with my college reunion

it was just the football lot went out for biz and and um I read finished it you'd finish the gym I was like

yeah and I was like come along with you on people don't like that and he did you get that message he was in the local area You can't believe you keep coming with these stories.

Every week, every week another event that he's not invited us to. It wasn't like that. Maybe my date has gone. I was out at my college reunion and he messaged me about it. I said, come along if you want. It's polite to say that

when someone message you about, oh, yeah, that is such bullshit. Everyone wanted you there as well. Sure the receipts right now. Rob and Bayer were like, where's Reeve? Yeah, but you just said that it was, you only asked him because it was polite, so you didn't want him there.

I did want him there. Okay. So you didn't want us there? It wasn't even on my radar from being honest. Oh, I don't know why. Not enough subs. Not even on my radar, baby. So I wasn't messaging you at the time, you're free.

Stop making this all about you. You've got to get a million subs to be on my radar app. He doesn't have a million! I'm so sorry. I've been really trying towards that as well. I'm just trying to keep grinding and get my fucking... It's okay, man. Honestly, you'll get there one time.

You'll finally be worth something. Are you done being butt hurt about it or what? Guys, tune in next week for another event where Theel did We're going for breakfast tomorrow morning when are we? No, we're not. We are yours. You go without me! I actually invited you, sir.

Yeah, I heard, yeah. We were sent your invite. When did you invite him? He was never invited. He's invited himself. He actually wasn't exclusively between these two and loose men. Do you want to come along? I don't know.

I said, can I come along? We said no. I am invited, yeah. We let me know where you're going. You're not invited. You're not invited. Why are you not inviting us to your stuff? your stuff.

I'm like my college reunion. Yeah, and it's a prediction show breakfast. Prediction show. We're talking about prediction show. I'm desperate to go to that. Yeah. You know what I'm having business meeting. I'm all going to be there.

I can't discuss that. Carry on with your stories. Is the cherry man going to be there? So I think you were starting off by the bit where you betrayed us. Yeah, fuck off, whatever. Anyways, so Reeve rocks up. Obviously, we're already a few beds deep at this point. Instantly clicks.

This man is loved by everyone. He starts neck and siders, pints. We're playing, what's that game? We're playing with the cards? Ring fire. Yeah, it sounds really fun. You played ring a fire on a night out? Yeah, out, out.

Yeah, out. In a beer, in a beer keller. That's so fun. You have to be there. It was actually a lot of fire white life. You had to be there. It's great vibe. Like, people were being sick, like.

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's sick. Oh, man. The amount of projector of vomit that counted for us. What a vibe, man. Everyone just throwing up and like, yeah. It was throwing silly goosey moods, man.

He was clicking around and he was like guessing everyone's like favorite sport and he got it all right and everything. Oh, oh, oh, the football. I'm up with the football team. Football, football, football. Oh my God, he's getting it right every time. He's had David Blaine. He said golf, football, cricket. Carry on, man.

Your stories are so fucking boring. That is true, but it was a lot cooler than he's just made it out to me. It's just nice to like into time. Yeah, you like to be there. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, long story short. get to the end of the night. No, no, no, I don't want a long story short.

Give me the full details of this night you snaked us on. Fucking just like, play darts. Oh, lads. Actually, before you got there, were playing darts. Yeah, I didn't have that pot. And then, um, loads of beers. Yeah.

I had a curry verse pizza. Currie versus pizza. It was actually fucking lovely. It was like a curry tomato base of sausage and onion on it. That does sound good. It was actually pretty good. Yeah. It was pretty fucking good.

Where did you go? You know the beer at London Bridge? Like downstairs. Under the ground. Under the ground. Oh, hot. So what? 45 degrees.

What, like hot, low, corny hot. I saw the Albania-Italy game there last year in the summer. Oh, but he was about to say we were there for the Albania, Italy game, but he remembers he doesn't hang out with us. No, it was actually, I was there with Jody and I'm, mate. Dordy. Sorry, Dode. Anyways, me, Rebo and Dio, we all went to MacDonald.

His name actually Dio, is that just how you pronounce it? Dio? Like Dordie. You're right there? Yeah. Anyways, next thing you know, I've convinced the neck of us. You know in McDonald's at night, they have the guy on the mic. 428, 428.

Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go. I was like, I bet you to sing angels. And he did. Yeah. He actually did. And he was going like, 1.031, 1031. There's an angel.

1.032, 1.032. Contemplate. It's actually pretty funny. I was like, how the fuck is this happen? You came back over going, I made him do that. Hey, everyone, I made him do that. It's actually so true, I did make him do that.

It was pretty funny. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. So what day was this? Friday night. Oh, were you doing Friday night? Oh, you didn't have to come to my college reunion. I was sitting at him just thinking.

If you went for a college reunion up in West Brom, would you invite me to it? I'm not far away from West prom and I wouldn't have a college reunion because everyone was a freak at my college. That's not true. That's not even true. That's just because you were the cool kids. Everyone else was a freak and you just walked.

We saw you walking down the street today. Like the, the weird Tom walks down the street. I'm gazz. I'm gags. Why have you got your hood up all over a sooner? He had his hood up? My name's me gairs, everyone. I'm gars.

Gazz. Gazz and my bow. Is that new jumper? Sorry. No, I don't know what I said that. I've still got loads of mine from college. Oh, well, Bath tracking.

Not anymore. I was just trying to be a cool cat, but it just failed. Yeah, well, what was your Friday night? Yeah, but I did I do Friday night? Was there any footy on? No. Friday night? What did I freaking do?

Oh, you were partying? You down pub with Jack. I remember replying to your stories. Oh, oh yeah, went to the Eagles. Where's that? Oh, we had a funny night. Wait, where was this? It's by, my mom, man.

It looks like you had your own pub. Yeah, there's a back room with the dart, with a dartboard and, like, speakers and they just let us kind of use them. Why didn't you invite us? He did invite me. I did. I said I could make it because it's West Brough.

Where's my invite? In Westbro, he just said he wasn't from there. Yeah, no, but that's where the problem. That's where the problem? It's in West Brum. It's in, um. So in West Brum? He's in Cuckley.

I thought it was in Aston Villa. You could have been there? Ah, I was going to make that about him. You got there first. We know, we actually had a really fun night. No, it's only the six, because basically... Is it football related? No, no, it's just me and my mates.

Are they like suit socks? What are weird to interrupt the story? What are we to interrupt his story? I know what I'll talk about before. You wear some really high up. They're just black socks. No, they're just black socks. I don't know.

They do not go out of the air force. That's for sure. They've got black trousers on. You always should know that you wear the socks of the shoe. I'm not going to take fashion advice with someone who still wears Addida superstars in 2020. I told you, all my shoes fell down.

this morning. What do you mean? Why? Is that mean the old bra? There was a big pile of and I just got to grab some.

Well done, buddy. Anyway. At least I match him with a sock cup. But they're just constantly falling. You had to grab a pair. Right, carry off.

Yeah, there was, there's only six of us. The pub weren't out busy. It was a live singer run and he was really good and he was playing like very singable songs. Was he singing an angel?

He didn't do angels now. He didn't do angels, no. He's like proper songs. Like, I don't know. Today's going to be the day. He just he's electric. How's that one going? Ah, y'all.

Do some oasis, nah. I didn't actually ask him to do any. I didn't... We didn't have to... That's the enemy, he's gone. Your video was made doing something and he'll turn back around and he's like... Oh, six of him.

That's Tom's stories when he's drunk. I was watching stories in the morning. Charlie wore past, he was like, popped over his shoulder. She's like, yeah, he had a good night, didn't he? She wasn't watched through, like, 10 of your stories. He's coming, like, five times. to not be important.

What is it? Deliveroo? Hello, Daddy. My pizza, your pizza's outside. Oh, that's class. You just carry on. He's so rude. Can we do something?

He's actually so rude. Like, what can we do to him? He puts in every conversation with shit fucking... He interrupted your story. You were mid-sentence in the story. I thought sick socks. They look a bit thin for a fair man. They're not even thin.

Look how thick they are. By the way, derailed the conversation for five minutes. Black Winter socks. Oh, God. Oh, she just does world record. It's better without him anyway. It's actually better without him. I forgot about this.

What can we do to him whilst he's going to win? Can you stop tapping? Mate, you need to accept my disabilities. Just take your feet off. We do. But I like having me feet on the table. Yeah, but so do we. But do you not realize.

If you want to tap, take it off. Can I say something? Can you say simple? This is your. You're the judge. Do you think, right, my tendency to tap my foot is equally as weird as his hatred of the slightest tapping.

Now, your foot tapping is a podcast, though. No, but I will tap it, I will tap it like this, watch. Why do you do that, look at it? That's so strange. No, think about how much that slight tap annoys it. No, but it's like when, it's void bright, you don't do that, you do this. No, no, honestly, when Tom picks up

on the slight, you do this. No, you pick up on that over there. Never, you'll do it, you know you do it, we'll be in the pub and you'll put your feet on my chair and then you're tapping that and that, I'll nothing fucks me off more than that. Why can't you just sit still? No, I can't feel that, but you don't tap like that.

He's got, um... You tap like this. I need to move. Charlie's Olsen. So just take them off the table, it's easy. But he's comfy, Matt. But you're not the best of both worlds. Oh, I just got something.

Oh, so you're also, people with disabilities shouldn't be able to enjoy and same pleasures as you. You don't have disability. I got something going on. You got loads of DC. He's got low. I'm definitely, come on, I've got some of it. Right then, what's Lewis's world record attempt this week?

Let's have a look. Try and read one page. Hey Will, Will's alive. He's back in the room with us. Oh, whoa, whoa, we're doing the phone. I can't know, you just fucking walked out to the room. I literally physically left the room. This is how important.

It was. Right, yeah, so every week, guys, just to give context that you haven't seen the previous episodes, Lewis attempts a world record every single week. Failed every week. Yeah, some funny ones so far, but we're getting better at each one. Explain how you came close. Came across?

No, you didn't. In which one? The pegged one? The pot. That wasn't even on YouTube. Yeah, you went home and did that one. I like that one. It's my favourite one.

Going from you? I've never been pegged. Oh, that sounds like, that's no. That sounds like somebody who's. That was way too defensive to clear my case. I haven't ever been pegged. No, I fucking haven't, all right? All right.

Lou, what are we doing this week then? Will he? So, Lou. You've got to try and break this week. The fastest time to eat a jamed donut with no hands and without licking your lips. Oh, yeah. Oh, man.

I'm so full. No hands. What? I'm so full as well. Can we see it? The one time you could actually complete when you're stuffed your face. Can it not be a custard donut?

Got to be a jammed donut. Really? Well, that's what the world record is, isn't it? How would you police licking lips? Oh, that's the hard. It's so odd not to lick your lips. He's like a sugar donut man. He's got goggles on.

Just keep mouth breathing as usual. Are you just gonna go one bite, you reckon? Oh my god, he could actually do so. He's got the recording glass. This is the pre-ection show fucking. Whoa. That's cheating. Taking the sugar off.

No, I know. Taking the sugar off breath. Oh, he's lining up to just shove it back there. There's no way deep roast it. There's no way. No, I bet you he does, you know. I bet you does. Two.

One. Go. Is he even glasses. He swallowed it, that, what the fuck? Oh my god. He licked his lips! No, he didn't. He fucking licked his lips!

You do it without even thinking though, don't you? God, that's easy. Eleven second, Lou, you can beat that. That's easy. But you know what it is, Lou, you will have a bite and then like, do this? There's four on them as well. Don't like jam.

Three for you. Come on, let's see what Lewis has got. You can't let a full stomach ruin this for you, mate. You can do this. You could be a world record holder. Lou Lou, press it in, press it in the table. No, no, no, you press it down, like, press it down. You want to get it like...

No, but press it down on the plate. Yeah, yeah. You want to put it down so it sits on the plate. Yeah, so when you put the bottom, look at where your fingers are. Look what your fingers are, that's the bottom. No, no, no, where your fingers are, this side, Lewis, no. What are you? Why, when it comes to food, do you have to talk, get up my door, let me go.

Why, when it comes to food, do you have to torture and, like, get involved. Let the boy eat! I just wanted him to do what... Yeah, thank you. That's exactly where I told you to put it. Good boy. Yeah, you with Theo. Louis, why don't you get off the seat?

Told ya, let's fall out. Yeah, there you go. On your knees. Okay, Lewis, getting you... Good boy. Right, Lewis, you have 11 seconds to beat. Make sure it's sturdy. Two bites I reckon, mate.

One big one, one second one. Oh, get it all in one. So Theo, you're on Tanjuti. I will not. Reeve, yeah. Make sure he doesn't lick his lips. All right, cool. On hands duty, she'd just keep in his hands.

Hand on your back, please, Lewis. I can't, I need to lean on something. I'll fucking face, fine. Are you allowed to do that? Are you allowed to put your arms on the table? I don't know, I don't know if he is, is he? I'm out of breath, no, he was. His hands right, right?

We'll let it off, though, because he stood up. He had hands behind his back. Yeah, but he stood up. Do you want me to hold? Can I hold it? No, no, no. Is that his dinner table? He's fine.

All right, Lewis Bowden is about to become the fastest human on earth to eat your jamed donut without licking his lips or using his hands. He's the villain. Three, two. Surely it goes when he takes the first bite, no? No, I start the clums. No, but surely it starts when he takes his first bite. That's what happened on the...

Did he not? No, he just started. Yeah, it starts when he took a bite. Yeah, it starts when he takes a bite. Fucking out. Can't just give a timer and then the second he goes down to the donut is part of the... What came first?

First. The chicken, the egg, on this. me. Is that meant to be light? No, no, no. It goes on your bite. It goes on your bite. Why do you say that?

Like, I'm the hell. Stop the timer. No, I'm not. I'm just getting you going. All, you ready? Right. Wait, can we just see that camera a second? And face down.

Put your head down. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. It's almost as bad as much. It's almost as bad as my crown. Right, Lou, you start when you're ready. Start when you're ready, mate.

You only got to do it for 10 seconds. Go on, then you're a world record holder. You can do this, buddy. Time risk. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Go on. Go on again.

Boy, chew. No, you're close. Hey, it's all you doing. Oh, fucking up. We've lost any of the DNA. You need to check for his lips. You need to check, he's licking his lips. Go on, carry on.

No, we can still do it. He can still do it. He can still do it. How slow do you chew? Fuck him out. You should have got a smaller bite, Lou. You need to make sure he's not cheating. Come on.

This is... This is embarrassing. You can get under a minute at this rate. This is embarrassing. I thought this is definitely possible. Really a minute. Lewis, what are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, no, it looks like a vagina that. Oh, look for that. Oh, look for that. They're so crusted. You can't tell me that's not a good looking pus. Lou, you might break a minute at this point.

I don't think so. He is. Is he? He's on a minute. He's too chewing. That's just time. I thought he meant get under a minute. This is embarrassing.

Go on, give it a little lick. Give it a little central lick there. He knows what it looks like. He's cheated. Right, time's up. No, time's up. You're fucking useless. Also, why don't for not licking your lips, yo?

Huh? Why don't I'm not licking your lips? I think the plan is just swallow, not true. Beater would be good at it. I think, yeah, smaller bites as well. I think he went too big. He did three bites. Oh, no, no, this is a thing, right.

One of you try it, then. Go on. No, I'm all right. No, you've just given it the fucking vegan. Oh, God. Yeah, go on. Sugar rush. Fucking eat yourself a donut then, big boss?

You're allowed to lick in it now. I just had some chocolate, mate. Yeah, me too. Yeah, Theo got a chocolate. One of you just have to attempt that. Fear should. Yeah, too fair. It's a contest that you'd be good at.

If Will, if you get me a custard donut next week, I'll do it. No, do it this week. They want to see it. What's what we're down? I've never liked it. Man, you're all giving a Billy Big Cocks. I'm not doing it. I'll do it for the end.

You're doing, you're doing a big talk at that, you were like. I'm so full. At the end of the episode, wait, it's settled down a bit. I'm not the food connoisseur on the show. Right, lads, at the end of episode, Tom's going to fucking do it, so we'll let that sit there right now. All right. Oh, I guess what happened to me last week?

Oh, higher than you, neither am. It's just hard. I'm trying to swallow it, but it's so thick. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. Oh no, not fucking rub, me. It's all right.

It's on the carpet. You never guess what happened last week. Look at that preemptive. What is that about? We got it. Just like the carpet soak it up at this point. Why are we even bothering on this set? This sets a shit old.

Look at it. Well, if we leave it there, the taller roll of going missing by next week. next week. Go on here, you got this at the time. I'd have run in with the feds last week. A running. Running.

You went running and you ran past the police car. Is that what you're saying? No, I fucking shouted to one. Or they chatted to me, she chatted to me technically. She? You've been reported to the police for all the school appearances. She actually came running off. How close to the school were you?

Out of interest. You look. Oh, I didn't know that far. I was just a minute. Wow, I won't tell my story then if I went here. Thanks, Bob. Oh, Jesus. You don't want to hear how the police officer ran after me,

stuck her right through the window? You're not telling us story. You're not saving your case here, but they run after me. They pin me down. They put handcuffs up me. You're not interested? Nah, my car would. They said you have the right to remain silent.

My car was a witness to a robbery. And they said my ice cream van had a flat tire. His car was a witness to a robbery. Yep. Well, how, what do you mean? What, because of the cameras? Yeah. Your car's a garage.

Your car was a witness to a robbery. You can't shock your car. I saw something. I saw the perpetrator. Yeah, it was a robbery in the car park next to us where we all park our cars. I don't park my car. Which one are you talking about? Don't docks it, but...

The only car park next to this building. Oh, this, okay, got you. I didn't know, I thought you made your private car park. So they ran after you. Yeah, she's like, oh, I almost lost you. I've been waiting for hours. And she's like, there had been a robbery in the car next to you. And what did you say?

Were you like, I said, you know, you were already in tears. Sorry, officer. I said, what? I never do that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, officer. It's a bad habit. No, I didn't do that. And I was like, I was like, and then we had to figure out how to look at the CCTV.

I couldn't figure out to me about. Because you already deleted all the. The robbers didn't walk close enough to my car to activate the century mode so I didn't catch it on camera. Century mode. So it wasn't next to your car then. It was on the boot cam. You could see the band. Yeah, on the boot cam. Well, so, like, she's just like leaving in my window for like 25 minutes while I'm there like, I can't figure it out. Oh, I'm this really hard. I'm so shit. I was like, I'm sorry, Ron Boyd is sorry. That's like, Started playing Christmas music instead.

Just clean the Christmas lightning. Sticky Dornalds and shit. Joke me. I'm sorry. No, no, no. Shit, no, no, no. No, no, sorry, sorry. I'm trying to close it.

Sorry. It's just, it's just a film. It's just a film. Jay, you fuck your granddad's time. Oh, well, he's that it. Okay, great. Oh, I'm glad we made that fun. Fucking hell.

Yeah, Peter Parker. Say Peter Parker. I got pulled up by the police one, so I tell you. Go on, God, no. I was only 70. You look like been blazing again. Why is that so, like, manly right now? Big cock.

I was 70-year-old driving me whip, and I was just like fucking whipping his girl. Just cruising. What did you have? when you were 17? I was just cruising. What was your? Proving. Cruving? I was just cruising. I had a Fiat Punto, who's my brothers, and then I got off

him. Nice. Just cruising. Then also in the fucking police lights come on behind us. That was you knocking. I saw you. One now. Weird thing to do. Mid-story. I said, I get an interruption. I need attention. You as a child must have been unbearable.

Do you know what? I was just like, I was just like tapping and then it made annoyed then you sort of started looking I just went through it you don't actually accidentally tap three times like that yeah you just do like do you ever just like oh carry on

literally got into the meeting bones please do it again now I was just driving down the road right and it was like police lights came on I'm like oh fucking no he's trying to go past me pull over pulls up behind me and I'll start like fucking breaking it like

because you were blazing I wasn't blazing but I'm 17 year old I'm 70 year old and you know hot ass like me down in the The groovy will, the juvie won't do too well. The groovy in there. The groovy pen. My ass being torn up if they put, throw me in the juvie.

Jesus Christ. And then like, he came over. Why are you from the Midwest? My ass going to be torn out if I come bound to do a jovie. Fucking, my ass don't last long. As you know. As you know, yeah. Well, the policeman touched me.

But you're about fine. That's defamatory. Yeah, yeah. So he comes walking the nup and I wound it down. I'm like, what seems to be the problem? Was that LST in that jam, mate? What the fuck is going on? Can you imagine?

What seems to be the problem? That was a bit nervous. It comes to the other window. I was like blazed up in that. Knocking on the passenger side. Have you been drinking, sir? What I'm having to do you? Well, I'm behind you.

Fuck, sorry, sorry, sir, do you blaze? No, I hear blaze, but I was like, are you stoned? Nah, I weren't blaze. I would never blaze and drive. You're a little bit blazy. No, no, not blaze, not blaze. I wasn't even a blaze era. I was 17.

I was like, what seems to be the officer problem? He's looking at it. All right, guys, we've got one. And he's like, do you have any idea what you did? I generally, I had no fucking clear what I did. Yeah, I know what you did. So I was like, no, man. I was like, I didn't touch him.

He asked for it. But I was like, no, no, what was it? And he starts, I was panicking, and you could see I was shitting it. And then essentially, I was doing a 60 and a 40. Oh, you're a bad. In my defense, it shouldn't have been a 60, 40, because it was like, there was houses all the way over here,

but there was a big grass in the way. And there was a fields on this side, and I was driving down this side. It should have been national, and it went from national speed limit into a 40. So it's the government's fault. Government fault. It's never your fault.

So the policeman's trying to talk reasonably to me, and he's like, mate, you know, I'm not going to do anything. I was like, me, fuck the feds, bro. I was saying, bro,

this is a long ting, fucking, good boy, now fuck off. I was like, what's your badge number? He said, I was like,

good boy. Now, fuck off, you pig. Exactly. I sent him flying, but anyways, he let me off.

Did he start recording him? No, not real, real, real talk, my jeez. Like, I said sorry, like a good friend.

I actually, I fucking, I got away. with that he just let me off. Is that your only run in with the old... The only time I ran in with the Juvie, I'm good at Overeating them now. With the juvie?

Have you ever ran in with the old Federales? Yeah, I had to do a little, uh, Nica Speed-style cool down. I parked my car up in like a little car park and waited for them to go fast. I shouldn't really say this to be fair. No, you should. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

Well, come on, it's a bad boy, there was a... Bad boy. This is before or after you wanted to go back to medicine. Were you a practicing doctor at this point? During the period of maybe Whilst you're practicing medicine No wonder you

I overtook a car on like a foie But it's like one lane system Shouldn't do it at all Gone around the car And then I nearly hit an oncoming car Oh you fucking idiots And the oncoming car was a police car Oh yeah it's bad running

Will they say to you And then in like 10 seconds later I just saw the lights come on I was like fuck boys What do we do I had Adam and Harvey in the car What did you do? And we went to like a nearby,

you didn't pull over? No, like a nearby local Tesco. Wait a second. Park the car and just stayed inside the shop. Oh, like a Tesco extra or something. Yeah.

In between two cars that were like longer than Michael. Was it like that? And Renner Cleo and then just like parked it behind two estates and then just like. So you know when the police like, you know the police were like behind you, you accelerated? Yeah. Yeah.

I see Blue. I mean, I mean, I nearly ran a police car off the road. Alleged. Allegedly, I probably should have decided... So you just admit it's a... Evading Captcha?

No, that's... You're not going to get done for that. Oh, they need a small boy. That's the closest I've been. What's the closest you've had? Don't too, the one you can't too. Yeah, I got... Well, I did get kind of banned from a country

because I was a bit of bad. Yeah, we had... What about UK cops? Oh, I've had a few of them. Oh, what a legend, by the way. Fucking hard not. Legend guys. Legend.

Red! No, mine are just like petty stuff as like kids. Just like... Just like, fucking, like, punching up some fucking loser nerd. Just like armed robbery. Just like wedging these fucking loser college kids. No, just like egging corner shops and stuff.

Oh, yeah. Innocent people trying to make their living. Yeah, I mean, it was, we were like 14. It wasn't, then the police come to the school. But it wasn't, I mean, we won't do nothing. Other than that, I don't think I've really ever had a running with the police in the UK. I'm actually not that. You're not a bad boy.

I'm a behave. I'm a bad boy. Yeah, I mean, I mean, not that they know of anyway. You know, do you get me? Secret's not, so, so what we're saying is, stitches get, fucking stitches. It's plighton. Stitches get stitches.

I was confused an officer for my mate. It wasn't very funny. Go on, wait, go on, no, no, no, no, you guys. We were playing manhunt. You know the downs, legislation, no. Um, what's your fault, mate? It's called the Down. You're playing manhunt after.

The Downs? No, you know the Downs, isn't there? Downs. Yeah, I do. Stop seeing it. So obviously before it was there, it was, it had to be built, right? Right.

So there's loads of, like, works and everything while they're building the Astro, and we go in there and play Manhunk, because it was all like, there was like, what do you call tractors and everything? So it was quite fun thing to do as a kid. What's the Manhound? Just like, you just, like, hide and seek?

What? I thought it was hiding seek in cars or somewhere. Manhunt's just like, everyone goes high. You've never played Mannhunt? Yeah, but like outside, isn't it? So it's outside and seek, then? It's not hide-and-seek. Kind of, but it's not.

You've been paid a man, huh? That seems, sounds like hide-and-seek. It's, but it's outside, it's more like, more dramatic, isn't it? Yeah, it's not. How's it more dramatic? It's outside in like an area. If you find them. Now, you go in like an area of like a, I don't know.

You can have like two teams and stuff. It's like, it's not like. I think we call this Fox Announds. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I've played. Box and Islands. I didn't know that, yeah, yeah. Or track out or like,

Yeah, Fox andounds. Rally-1-2-3 with the lampost and stuff. Is that a northern thing? Fox and Alms is class. It's like kind of a mix of TIG as well, though. Yeah. What's that? Fox in arms.

What's TIG? Tag. Tag. Tag. Oh. You call a tag. What do you call it? TIG?

He just called it TIG. But you tag someone? No, you tig. It'll just be different. Look, we need to. Anyways. We all have different dialects, don't we like. We've got past this.

No, you don't. But if you, anyway, manhunt. What do you put on a Christmas present? A tag or a Tig? That's a Tug. No, that's not even a tag. I wouldn't even call it a time. Yeah, that's where the name tag company,

you tagged someone. I wouldn't even call that time. In fairness, though, when we were in primary school, I think we used to call it Bip. Bop, boy, that's weird. Bip-bib-bib-b. Bip-b. Go on then, so you were getting arrested.

No, man, I'm being badass and all that, hiding in the tracks and whatnot. And then like the, obviously, we weren't there to be there. So the police came with their torches and I thought there was my mate with a torch. Oh, fuck up, oh, my, go hiding. What do you say to me? I was like, oh, no, there's a police.

Sorry, sir, sorry, sir. Oh, we're really sorry, they're like, we're going to have to give you a lift home. And we all got lift home, just like bad little boys. That's it. But it was an innocent thing. We were just kids, kids being kids. Yeah, how old were you? Like 21.

It's like a couple of years ago. I think one thing I miss about being a kid is snowballing windows. Buses, man. Oh, buses. Me, we did it before. We snowballed someone's window. It went past. It was glasses from our year group's dad.

And like, so picture we're here at the bus stop. Neil, nail his car. And then he puts his brakes on and pulls over. Normally at the point where he should run. Yeah. But like, for some reason, none of us fucking ran. So I think he was walking up to us, expecting us to run. And he just sort of comes up and then he just like, it's a bit awkward.

Hello. The funniest thing with that would, is you get him to pull over. Then when they get out, snowball, oh, man, that would be fucking be, snow. Do you ever do the invisible rope? Okay. No. Oh. You know, we know, two of you, you know.

That's really dangerous, man. That's really dangerous, isn't it? Yeah. That's in danger. You know, you go like on a main road. So you drive away from the police. You don't do on main roads. Fucking hell, you're trying to kill someone.

No, not do that up like side streets. Not like a main road, but like a main road in a state. You're gonna kill someone. What are you doing? That's so dangerous. You're evading capturing, causing accidents. They'll never get me. Well, they just admitted it.

Yeah, allegedly. You like the Joker? The Joker of Leicester. We always knew you had a dark side. What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done? I'm not in the bedroom. I'm not in the bedroom. What do you call me?

No, that said Mr. Dumbness. Oh, I stole a pack of tic-tacks once. I used to steal all the time, I was such a little show. I don't steal, yeah? I felt, oh, look about it, it's awful. I put the tic-tacks in my pocket, but obviously the tic-tacks, fucking really loud when you walk,

so I pretended to have a limp. He just fucking dobed himself in. I pretended that I had a limp, so I just limped out like this, so they didn't make a noise. What did they think you had a fucking hit replacement? They obviously knew, didn't they? They all went about.

They all know. For a 10-year period I don't think I went in a corner shop without stealing some chewing gun. So the thing is no one stole in my village but then some people moved there from like Bolton like into a village really random and they like one of them was like started stealing. How do you know? And then like

then that like open the door to everyone was like Sounds like xenophobic there Lewis. You can get a bit of a thrill from it, I can't lie. I never did it myself. I don't think I was up for the case. The college shop as you all know. My mates used to still jelly. I never used to roll from college mate. They're trying to give me an education. You're fucking sick in the

the edge, mate. You need genuine help. They're Chewitz. But what do you call them? Chewitt. But you evaded Capture, mate, and almost killed an elderly lady. Yeah, but how old were you when you were stealing from the college shop? No, he didn't steal. We just put it on tab. Like last year? You put it on tab. Sorry, that doesn't make sense. You have chew it's on tab. Yeah, put it on tab. I'll get this later. Is the tab been playing? Fourteen years later. It's outstanding at the moment.

Oh, it's been settled, fair enough. Yeah. That's like the world's best credit card in it. So good. Outstanding cab. Was it horny? So good. Before every football match, you just like, oh, add it on the tab, mate.

Damn. You ever called the police on someone? Two bananas and a fucking twigs. You ever call the police in someone? No. Have I ever called the police? No. No.

You definitely are. I don't think I've ever been in a situation to call the police. You definitely called the police, mate. I don't think I've ever... What's their number? 999. Of course you know it.

That's crazy. Oh. I called one-one-one. Oh, I have called the police was. when my, I come back from a night, I was doing a night shit. Of course you actually fucking grass. JD and my comeback and all my windows were in

and then robbed everything from my car. I mean, they weren't much in the car, but I didn't know what to do. I was like... I swear that happened to you like last couple years. Someone did it. That was in, that was in the Wormpton train station, as well, that was my B.M.

But this is like my old shitty car. I had like a polo and it. What are the police are there? They were like, oh, is there any cameras in the multi-story? I was like, I don't know. I don't fucking... Excuse me.

Did they take anything? Why have they turned to beat? Yeah, they just took, like, a bottle of aftershave, some coins. There wasn't much in there, to be fair, but... But what annoyed me is, what really annoyed me is, they could have just done in the one window and got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They did all four, was almost the fucking point of that.

And honestly, like, even to the day, the last day I had it, I was still finding little shards of glass. It was fucking impossible to clean up. Should have taken it to Tesco's, mate. They do an unbelievable job. You have experience with this? Smash your windows. and now I was going to put my Christmas tree in the car

and also this is it I don't even know if they would clean up glass from the back now but if they can get the needles from the tree like we'll try everywhere they can get something they can get glass also it was in like it was in like December

so I was so cold driving back oh dear oh dear but yeah I think that's the only I can't think of another time I would have ever needed the police because I'm just fucking tough yeah I like to Solve your own problems.

Yeah. On the street, we don't deal with the feds, the Federals. Yeah, it's a long time. Well, no, I just didn't know what to do. What do you do when you come back in your cars? I was like 17, 18. If I was out, I was pretty just get in the car and drive off. Just got to, you just got to firm that, bro.

Just drop the feet off the ledge of the car. Yeah. Look at it on the ground floor. Did they leave the windscreen alone? Yeah, the wind screen in the back, what was fine. That's all right. It's nice of them. But then it's not also, I was trying to like scoop the glass.

That's off my seat. Smashing the front through would be fucking insane. That would be annoying. And had a really nice bottle of half-trave in there, they took. I was like, Jesus. Stinky bastards. Well, not anymore. Exactly.

Yeah, they smell nice. Good point. Speaking of sorting problems, should we do courtside? Welcome back to Gordshire! Oh, God. Game on. Right, K-Swan, who wants to read it? I'll go.

Hi, lads. That's it, fair enough. Hi, lads. Hey ya! Okay, case number one. Hi, lads, my dad has been retired for a couple of years now and has spent a lot of time looking into mythical creatures. I like this guy.

He has become so bored he spent all his time researching Bigfoot and has now sold his car and probably his house next to move to America to find Bigfoot. This is bullshit. Is it Lewis? He believes he is real and thinks the best way to spend his time now, he's time now as becoming a big foot hunter

what should I do? Is he from one of your streams? What the fuck is it to him? What his dad does? His dad's put food on your plate raised his house and he can do what he wants He's a fucking grown adult

He wants to hunt Bigfoot He can hunt Bigfoot If he wants to go shagg loads of fucking Lasses over in Amsterdam He can go shagg lasses That's not the question Yeah he can do what he wants Or Germany

As long as it's not illegal I think the deeper question is Why is he trying to hunt something That doesn't exist? I think he's looking for something here and maybe he's looking for that. Bigfoot might have existed. The fact, you're one of the biggest supporters of it

and you just said might have. Yeah. Oh, no, he might have died off now. I reckon we would have seen him knocking about. What, you think there's just one? Well, about those videos on tape? I think he's probably said, but like big, the big ape-like creatures like that

did exist in the past. Yeah, they're called gorillas. Probably, yeah. No, no, not called gorillas. Orangitangetangs. No, not called that other. Thousands of years ago, yeah. Yeah.

Not now. There could have been a couple of survived around. No, they couldn't. How old do you think they get to? They didn't have video cameras back then. How does there's so much video footage for Big A. What? Big A.

What did you, sir? That doesn't make sense. They got Bigfoot videos are Bigfoot already, right? What? There's alleged videos of Bigfoot. Yeah, they're fight, mate. I don't say those ones are necessarily true. He's never, too fair.

He's never bought Bigfoot to the table. Have you not? I think I did an unreleased episode on like episode five. Why do we not release it? It was like a banker episode in case anyone was ill, and then we went through all the set changes and stuff. People are going to demand that now. It's gone.

It's gone. It wasn't a good one, though, boys. You didn't miss out. We might revisit Bigfoot, though, because it is worth delving into one day. No, it's not. I think you should just abandon your dad, because that's embarrassing.

I think he should abandon you. He's a grown man, and he thinks Bigfoot's real. Get a life, you sad old fart. And before he started criticising, remember, you came from his fucking sack, so. Why did you have to say it like that? You're vulgar. He came from his sack?

I'll come in your sack. You can't come into my sack. He could technically put his dick in your sack. If he put his sperm, if we injected his sperm into my sack and I impregnate a lady, is it your kid or my kid? Oh God, you'd be dead, mate. You'd be bleeding up in the bones. Case number two.

All right, boys, up the backside. I was meeting a final photo on my mate's phone the other night and swiped onto something I'd never expect. He was dressed up as a baby. He was sitting there with a bonnet on his head wearing a diaper and licking his rattle seductively. I've googled it, and apparently it's a form of age play that involves role-playing a regression. into an infant-like state. It's his birthday coming up and we said we'll do fancy dress.

I was thinking of dressing up as a baby as a way to show solidarity. That's good. You got to do it. Should I ask the other boys if they want to do this as well? Mate, I think if you did that, he might.

No, that's brilliant. If he's doing that, he's got to be like a funny guy, right? No, I think he's a fucking bitch. No, no, it doesn't make him a f***. He finds children attractive. No, but it is, he wants to be a baby. So he wants to be a baby. No, he doesn't.

He wants to be like, it's wanting an older person. I know, I'm sorry, oh, sorry, guilty for not getting this. No, he doesn't want to shag kids. He wants to behave like a child. He wants to behave like a child. I'm not sure if it's sexual. Didn't Louis Faroo do say on this? He said AIDS play and he's licking it seductively.

Louis Faroo did something on this, I swear. It doesn't make, it makes him, it does make him a opposite. Yeah, it makes him the opposite, anti-5. Yeah, he's trying to shag old of people. Yeah, he's trying to be. He's a, he's a, yeah, that's not a little. By someone his own age.

It is a weird kink. If you, your sexual kink, Theo, was you wanting to pretend to be a little boy getting... No one... That would be... Probably because you did it to all the other little boys. Come from you, you freak. Oh!

You freak? Nah, mate, I think you need a bit of all boys. Age play. Will, man dressing up as baby. Oh, God, look at that one down below. Man dressing up as baby is a crazy search. Big baby men fancy dress costume. Carl, why are you talking like cave, man?

Paraphylic infantic infantism. Oh my God, it's A-B. It is A-B. It is A-B. Or A-B as no one does. I think it depends on your mate if he's not going to take this well. I'd maybe take him to one side and be like, oh, come on. No, I feel like that's worse.

Or showing the clip from Roy Keene. No, it'd be like fella. You can't be doing this. You're a fucking weird. worse if that was surely you'd much rather take the piss at you mate rather be like no not if it's something he's trying to do in secret and if you if you then

take the piss out of something that he's really insecure about in front of people he's probably going to fucking shoot himself that's what I said you know that's bit horrible you might be insecure about it just be like hey son I'm going to make fun of this has to stop all right no you don't take it you don't have to stop it's prerogative I would say you

no he should definitely stop doing that why are you on side of him You should say to him, Bolly, I know about this. I'm allowed to take the piss out of it, or is there something serious? No, no, I will say, I'm telling you, this is serious, you have to stop. Yeah.

Stop being weird. I honestly, like, it would depend on the person. If I found out of, like, you doing it, I'd probably torture you. If I found out you did it, I'd probably take the piss. Who would it, out of all of us, who would at least surprise that they would take part in these activities?

You. Horrenders me backfired. Yeah, I would say one of these. Yeah, my picture a new pounded me. I can actually see. Well, that's not being a baby. That's just getting fucked my tom. Whilst wearing a bonnet.

You want to... On the car bonnet? Reeve, you get pegged. Anyway, I personally think... By the way, Reeve gets pegged. Yeah, I think you need to talk to him and he's a freak and he needs to stop doing that immediately because it's really, really strange.

And that's coming from a bloke who allegedly wanked his mail. You're tapping, like, in the air. Yeah, no, but it doesn't annoy anyone, does it? Knows me a lot. He just kind of in my face. What I can see is this. He's trying to see. seduce ya.

It's an amazing call. Anyway, there's a word of the year. It's called cum bum. Comebub. What's your favorite word? 16 cum bum hill. Appricity. This was in our quiz.

Probably Pub quiz. Was it? Yeah. Oh, I wasn't there for that bit. Oh, I wasn't there for that bit either. It's the one Reeve sent invites out to, but I missed half of people.

Yeah, because my girlfriend was having an allergic reaction. And he thought he'd rather just stay at the pub and said, go to help your girlfriend out of hospital. Well, I did eventually. Well, I did eventually. What? I wasn't invited to hospital. Reeve would just like show his pictures of Megan be like, ha ha ha, I'm at a pub quiz.

And I was like, Reeve, you should probably go to hospital, mate. I think she's okay. Oh, you're such a hero, Theo. Yeah. He died 999. Carry on. Why would he do that? He's a doctor.

No, not anymore. He didn't go back to it. You're not reached that subject when you're practice of medicine. Phrase is shorthand for online content that is intentionally meant to elicit anger. The term is tripled in usage over the last year. According to Oxford. Yeah, someone said it was rage mate, right?

I don't think any of us have ever heard a rage baby before. Who announces the word of the year? Oxford University Press. Me, I do. Why do they get to see? They write the Oxford Dictionary. Also, isn't words of the year done by, like the Cambridge Dictionary has their own word of the year.

The rivals. Can I ask a question here? And it may sound stupid, but I think it's quite... No. Okay. Now I say it. You know the writers of the Oxford Dictionary? The writers, yeah.

The author, Shakespeare. Call me crazy. Chris. What obviously? they like just forgot a word? What do you mean? How do we know they haven't just forgotten a word? Some words run out of circulation in English language all the time.

Do you admit, how do they know all the words? But I'm sure it gets like checked and verified by loads of people. But there's so many words, not everyone can know all the words. Well, no, they won't be done just by one person, really? Yeah, it's a team of people that will do the dish. But how do they know all the words? I don't know, Theo. What determines whether they go in the...

Some words... Some words I think the I can make up a word In the 1950 Oxford dictionary that don't exist in that dictionary anymore I can make up a word right now and give it a definition

No but it has to be used in pop culture It has to be relevant as well To something Go on then Eggler What Egluff

Meir that's fucking offensive as out That's racist What does it imply EGLA Yeah It's that Spell it

Spell it Okay, and what does it mean? It's that moment where you crack an egg and you know that a little bit that drips down the side of the bowl. It's that, it's that little bit. There's no way that that's too specific, surely. No, that's, well, of course it is. I don't know. What do you call a bit of fluff in your belly button?

I'm not there. I don't know. What's the bit you call in belly button fluff? What's that called? Fluff. It has a name. Will, type a belly button fluff name. It has a word, yeah. It does a word.

Lint or lint? I don't understand your point Oh yeah, you are right It is something Oh yes Lint, lint, yeah There you go, it's like Egliff It's like a little bit

that dripped down the bowl What's your point? Made up a word And a definition Okay, shit word So if I keep saying it It will come into Sort of circulation

It could end up enough to think You'd have to have enough people To agree to that being The word of the thing though Like if enough people just went No, I'm not gonna remember that And how often does that happen For that word to be used?

Every time crack an egg on a bowl. I don't really do that. You should crack on a flat surface first. But surely the word for it is egg. No. Just a dripped egg. Because why is that not called fluff?

A drippy egg. Do you know what lint is? Yeah, it's a bit of fluff in your belly button. No, it's, but lintz can be not in your belly button as well. There are specific things that have certain words for specific things. What, like knob cheese. Yeah, there you go. No, it's true.

Yeah. Also, do you see what I'm saying here? I don't want to be that guy. How can it be word of the year when it's two words? I said this when I first read it I hate the word rage bit because it's just what the fucking 6-7 brigade

rule out on fucking videos and stuff so the 14 year off they just automatically just see it yeah I'd challenge you all to come up with the word and a definition no

motor what does that mean M-O-T-A-R oh I like that like motor but with an A no Montar Montar what does that mean

it's uh i'm gonna double check that the one i just thought of isn't montaar can mean i'll tell you what it can mean it's it's the smell you get when you wipe your fingers on your gooch when you smell your fingers it smells like montar what is it's the action or the smell it is the smell oh smells like monta well i was i was going to say flibble but apparently that's like a character in the show already which is a bit annoying good one bro Yeah, a nice one, buddy.

Frib. Frib, what does it mean? Do you know when you get like a bit of skin around the side, you nail there and it really hurts? Oh, I like that a lot. Might already have a name to it. Yeah, isn't that like a cuticle? That's class.

That's freaking... Let's know your best words. Why don't you, everyone, in the comments, make up a word and tell us the definition for it. All right, guys. Ooh, I just got my start on. Today's quiz is all about our favorite thing. Alcohol.

Frismuth. I don't like alcohol. Yeah, I've quit. Thanks for a 50 cure. How many points are drunk slash sold every year in the UK? Jesus. What? Nearest wins.

Oh my fucking God. Obviously they can never have an exact number. Yeah, but it's an estimate. Oh, mate, I ain't got a clue there. Closest wins. Mine's probably crazy. You'd be surprised. Right. Question number two. What cocktail is traditionally served in a copper mug?

Huh? Don't repeat questions on this show, mate. Oh, I know it. If you drink it, you'll know it. I know it. Yeah. What cocktail is traditionally served in a copper mug? Question number three. What does... I love how he knows this. Competition here.

What does A, B, V stand for on a bottle? Anal bum vagina, the answer. Oh, I just soft. Can we get a point per word correct? Nope. No, sir. Surely we should. I think that's a good word, as though.

Nope. We've got a ghost thing, by the way. Yeah. Right, question number four. I'll do closest wins again on this one. Fuck it. Why not? Yolo.

How much was the average pint of beer? in 1970. 1970? Would you like a clue for the average house price in that? No. Yeah. The average house price

was around 2,300 pounds. Isn't that just mental? Easy. Okay. All right? Yeah, I don't like my answer, but it's fun. Wish we could go back in time and just take all our money with us and be rich.

Right. You already are. Yeah. You're pretending like he's not rich. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would be considered rich. You're a millionaire? I'm rich in happiness, that's for sure.

Are you a millionaire? Are you a millionaire? No. I think you're a millionaire. You will be. You both will be because you're... I'm definitely not. No, but the value of pitchside

accumulates your worth. Oh, well... Pitside is worth a lot of money? Yes. Well, probably not. Yeah. I don't know if that's... What is the number one selling beer in the USA in 2025?

And now, I have a... I have multiple choice if you'd like it. No, no, no, because I actually know the answer. I think so, yeah. You just keep making it easier when I actually know the answer. There's so many beers. Yes, and I know the answer. I don't think you do.

I think I do, but just have multiple choice. No, because this is my only chance of getting it right. Well, it is multiple choice the question, so... You bend over backwards for him. No, I wrote down four answers. I don't really care. I'll guess anyway, but it's, I don't mind. It's a multiple choice question.

Okay, the four to choose from are Michelob Ultra, Corona, Modelo and Bud Light. You're a disgrace you. Well, let's hope you get it rightly. I know what you're giving them a chat? I'm never going to catch up now. You should do multiple choice on the cocktail one. Why don't you just get more answers right? How about that?

Right, next question. The Japanese alcohol, this Japanese alcohol, sorry, the Japanese alcohol sake is made from water, yeast, Koji, which is a type of mould, and what? I feel like the question is always better when I make them up on my dome, don't you? You just made that up? Made all these up, yeah. Well, well done, buddy. Next.

All right, final question. What alcohol percentage is fireball? Oh. I'm a fireball. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Oh, fuck. One of the greatest shots of all time, I'd say. Oh, dear.

Do, do, do, do, do. Fuck it. Just a good board guesses, hey? Good board guesses. Come on, Grummit. Arsenal to sign Quintero twins, okay. I'm ready. All right.

Are we all content with our answers? No. Okay, guys. Obviously, closest wins on this one. How many pints have consumed in the UK per year? I put 800 million. Oh, 12.4 billion. Fucking out.

2 billion, 526 million, 321,100,000, 100. Okay, just round it. What did you put 2 billion? 2 and a half billion. 2.5 billion. 2.5 billion and I took it down. I just thought a billion is so many. You did 2.5 billion.

You said 800 million. And you said 12 billion pints of lot of pounds. 12 billion, just in the UK. Okay, can confirm Reeve is 11 billion off. Oh! The answer is 1.4 billion. Who's closer? No, Thomas.

No, I think it's you. Your 600 million away, Lewis, kid, 1100 million. Yeah, then. Done. 1.1 billion away. 1100 million. I originally had two before, I was like, I was like, yeah, but surely people drink like multiple a night, and then I'm fucking...

There's only 60 million people in the country? And then 90, yeah, and then 360 days. And then if people have an average of what, a couple of points a day. Yeah, but not everyone. No, I know that point. Yeah, and children as well. Alright, what cocktail is served, traditionally in a copper mug?

Dacery. Mosca mule. Obviously, it's Moscow meal, yeah. Dacery? Oh, no. Like, you get a nice clear glass. I didn't type in old rusty, hoping to get, like, lucky. But I changed dacery.

You've had a Moscow meal as well. It's always served in like a... I don't think I've had a Moscow mule. I don't really know what it is. It's a ginger beer one. Don't mind ginger beer. Right. What does A, B, V, stand for?

Alcohol busty volume. B. I don't know the B, but I know A and V. I've got no. idea i just put alcohol i can't i can't do what the bv sounds for why wouldn't you just put alcohol by volume oh oh oh oh yeah the percentage of alcohol for the yeah the answer is alcohol by volume yeah oh that makes sense i can think of the word no only rebe gets it right yeah what did you say alcohol by volume i think you're lying you just tucked it in as well yeah you just

uh how much was a pint of beer in 1970 p p p p p c 62 p p p 1 pound P. It can't be one. Wait, see, if I said the average house price was 2,300. You could have, what, 2,000 pints for a house? I can't be,

it was 1970s within that far, though. Like, me, me parents were... We'd be paying like 2 grand for a pint. My parents were around in the 80s and it would have been like a quid 50 or something

for a pint for a... A average pint of beer in 1970 was 11.5p. Jesus. Is it close? That's ridiculous. 11p for a pint. Apparently, it could go up to 20p

in certain place, What was happened to this great nation? What was the number one selling beer in the USA? Now obviously Lewis, you didn't want multiple choice here. What do you think that's? I was going to put Bud Light anyway, so I put Bud Light, but I actually think it's Corona. I put Corona. It's Bud Light, and you're a disgrace.

The correct answer is not Bud Light. It is but light, you lied. I disagree. Nope. Actually, a new one has taken over number one spot in September this year. Which one was it? Not Bud Light. Not Corona.

Madelo? Not Modelo, but it was Madello. First one you said? Misalob Ultra. What is that one? Never heard of it. You might recognise it. They've also just not like a zero sugar one as well, which has taken the world by storm apparently.

I've never seen that. It is true. It is not. You've got it wrong regardless of the multiple choice? Yeah. That's crazy that you moaned as well. Little cry, baby. You wouldn't think it was Madeleau?

Hey, the system's rigged against it. Why did you think it was that, by the way? Possible. You put Bud Light? You put Bud Light? It's not even tight. as if we had to guess, but I didn't know. Everyone drinks Budlite, to be fair.

No, Medellos and Coronas are really popular over there. There's also the pussies, they can't drink real beer. Yeah, they're all bottles in it, bottles and cans. Budlite's good. Oh, Budweiser? Budlis is not good? Like, is Budweiser not a big brand in America? Goodlight's bigger.

No. They drink light beers. They're all fucking, you know the word. Uh, Sarker's made from what? Rice. Rice. Oh, fuck it. He's off a potato.

That's what a potato. It's rice. I got a point. That was so obvious. Is that your first point? Well, it might be. What percentage is fireball? 45.

35. 35. Is it 40? You're out. You're out. Oh, okay. I thought it was stronger than vodka. You both, I'll give you one extra guess.

What? For a point. How's that? What works? You are both. 2% off. It's 37. Surely we'd both get a point.

Yeah, surely we both just like a point. We were both closest. No, no, you're 37, what are you going to? Yeah, the rules, the rules, right. Just give him, but they were the both closest, then. All right, mate. We've got to go, so I'm just trying to hurry off in fairness. How about, if he goes for 37, you go 33?

I refuse to partake in your game. Are you sure you don't want to go for 33? Just give us both a point. I wish to partaking your game. He's one anyway? If he's gone 37, do you want to go 33? I object. I'm like the, I'm like the suffragettes right now.

Are you sure you don't go? What's the answer? I'm making a stand. Lewis, I'm giving you a time. Do you want to go for 33%? I'm on protest. Okay, the correct answer is 33%. All right.

So you both get it wrong. I refuse your point. That's not true. I refuse your point. That was yet to be bang on. I was given the opportunity to actually get a point. Okay. Well, I prefer to give it.

I got four. I got three. I got one. You could have been on two. I'd rather go down with the ship than save myself in a life port. With pride. Yeah, I'll put the kids on my foot.

Just you jump on the light board with the kids. I stand with you, Admiral. Thank you. Was Bruglite the most popular one before? No, New Thinking. No. It was Modelo. All right. Anyway, thanks for tuning in, guys.

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