Back Side - Theo's Ironman Experience, Holiday RAGE And Lewis Falls in Love With A Donkey

Episode Date: August 28, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week? And if you want to see more backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram where all you have to do is search backside. Let's get into it. I met my animal mayor. Charlie comes over. I'm like, Charlie, is this not weird? And she's like, what the fuck? Like, even she agrees, like, what the fucking donkey is like iron you up for miles away? Actually, how far was it just out of interest? Oh, they have excellent eyesight.

Oh, wow. See? Do you know how stupid donkeys are? How are you feeling after your own, man? Yeah, all right, to be fairs, all right. Swim went piece mode, bike. What was the worst bit? There's millions of jellyfish.

Really? But like, do you eat a jellyfish or do you drink it? Does anyone have a crappy corner? Yes! Oh my... Can I open up on something? What? Oh, God.

I've any use, and like, this is going to sound really weird and you're going to want to laugh at me straightway, but have any who's been getting served on TikTok a lot of dating websites for trans women? No. Served, what do you mean, sir? Like relentlessly getting served adverts for trans women dating ads. Do you think this isn't anything to do with how drunk you are

and you forget what you're searching on TikTok? No, no, my worry was. So I had one of them come up and I was like, that's really specific because I know how the algorithm works and it's like, you would presume I have then been looking at a trans sport. They only show you what you're interested in, Lou. Oh, is this you trying to clear your name? This is fucking like...

Not with anything. I'm muddy in my name. But then I sort of saved it, bookmarked it, because I wanted to show you the ad. That's why it's showing you more because you just saved a... Yeah. Then I realized, shit, I've saved this

and now it's going to send me more, so I un-saved it, and now I've been relentlessly getting served dating ads to, like, trans-dating site? You realize, if you skip past and they stop showing them to you, but if you keep checking them and checking out. It's been pretty relentless.

No, I haven't. Just to answer your original question I haven't received any of them. me either. Okay. So we addressed the elephant in the room and you on holiday because you, you need, even Tom was telling you off. I wasn't telling you off. I just think you're a sad little man. Yeah. I thought you were being a bit weird, if I'm honest. Louis, you went on holiday. I thought he was. I thought he was. I thought he was. I, no, no. No, no. At some point,

you went on holiday with your girlfriend. So I had a good time and there's like, oh, how can we shit on him in any possible way. You went on a holiday. We've your girlfriend. Didn't chat to her once and said, oh, talk to us not on date night. You're an holiday. Every night's date night.

That's true. Can I ask a genuine question? Yeah. Were they alcoholic? Yeah. I don't know why. Again, hater,

hate a mentality from this guy. I'm only, no, there's no way alcohol. The only reason why I'm asking is because you were 20 cocktails deep and it's the most coherent I've ever seen you in the back side picture.

It doesn't, it's like 20, I started 11. I went from 11 until 11. at night, that's not actually that much with food in between. It's like it was the hardest thing about it wasn't drunk. It was just the sugar and heartburn. It was like brutal.

For 11 hours. To an hour for 11 hours. Mate, when you're on holiday, you don't get drunk. And they all water down in all included. You don't get drunk. Nah, no, this was. He reckons it wasn't even though. I tried to tell him this.

When they pre-mixed cocktails from like. Premium stuff. I only go to the best places. Oh yeah. But you did spend more time on your phone than actually like. It's not true. Okay

It was a pretty beast mode like Went to a donkey sanctuary Where they had donkeys and dogs And we were like oh this would be lovely Like they've saved these donkeys But then you get there And it's just like really fucking sad Because like one didn't have like an ear

Well that's the whole point of it being So you keep in there trying to remind yourself That they're having a nicer time now But then like you just keep being a bit sad like But I tell you what Fuck me I met my I met my

animal what? Animal mate Sorry Are you alright? What are you on about? You met you heard this So how Do you don't know how

So everywhere I heard about Polydey hasn't told us As in like you No no Everyone in life Has their animal mate In the world somewhere

What you're talking about Haw cracks No No it is No you're It's like a double gang Everyone has a doppelganger out there Everyone out there

Has like an animal That like you connect with like that Oh and yours was the little worm next to the donkey's now I was just there and I was like

looking at all these donkeys and that and then like there's like a big barn over then I was with all these Oh so

because they stink as shit in the thick as fuck you it's you mate I look to my right and miles away

peeking around the corner of this barn donkey's just staring at me right and I and you've gone

fucking oh Lewis sounds like you when you're asleep so he's it's like it's so intense it's like

you know when you stare at a like like a lass and like she's staring at you in the eyes. Like you've been on a few days. Well, you're staring at women like that. Yeah. No, if you want to take your last line.

By the way, just that you know, he's just prefaced this with the donkey's peeking around the corner staring at him. So that's what you do to women is peek around corners and staring. I mean, like, you've been on the date with your last for a few times. You mean, you stay on each in the eye and you can just feel that spark there. Is that what you felt with Charlie? That's what I felt with this donkey right now. With a donkey? So like, he was miles away and I was just staring at it.

And I was just staring at him. Are you about to tell us that you think bestiality is actually okay? No, he was staying at me, right? And I was staying at him. And I was staying at him. And he was a massive distance and we were just looking. Right. And Charlie comes over.

Are you sure he was looking at you? Charlie comes over, right? And it's like, what are you doing? I'm like, Charlie, is this not weird? And she's like, what the fuck? Like, even she agrees like, what the fuck this donkey is like iron you up for miles away. So I'm like... So I understand that you've just created this whole scenario of like an animal

mate to basically imply this. you were getting... Unless what you're about... ...dared excessively by a donkey. He comes over to you. No, so I started thinking, like... Well, people aren't about, like, reincarnation. It could be like...

But, like, oh, just... I don't know. In life, there's just... Everyone has an animal, mate. So I went over to him. I've never heard this before. How are you allowed to go over? Are you allowed in, like, this?

No, I went over to his section, because he's miles away. And, like, we were staying at each other. And, like, we're still... So you've... You've went further into the farm... Well, I'm looking at each other. Mate, I swear to God,

I read... You know you said miles, wait. Actually, how far was it just out of interest? Well, you're going like all the way over, I don't know how to... How many years? Huh? Like, do you know, like a long barn? No, no. How about you measuring something we know, like a football pitch?

But half the half to halfway line, you're half of the... How the fuck would you know the donkeys looking at you from that far? You can't see you're blind. But it's like he was doing it and he didn't want me to... Could donkeys even see that far? Can we check? Yeah, I'm sure they wouldn't. Can we check a donkey's eyes eyes?

He's actually just looking at the fly in front of his... Yeah. No. Oh, he's actually dead. By the way, do you know how fucking stupid donkeys are? Have you seen the clip? Oh, they have excellent eyesight. Oh, wow.

See? No, but have you seen... You don't. Have you seen the video? Yeah, so it can't be your mate. It can't be your mate if it's got good eyes. See how far can donkeys see? Have you seen the video of the donkey on the road?

Like this guy... No, we have donkey here. It's so good. This guy's in a test that. He's like loads of beeps going around him on the road. He's stationed at least half a kilometer. Wow. These donkeys are just like headbutting his car.

I was on about a different one. Anyways, no, so I see this, I see me animal, mate, and we're having, like, this connection. So I'm like, right, we're going to have to go over here, but I didn't want to break the eye contact. So I'm like walking over to him that I get to him. He shits. The donkey, of course he shits.

I know, but it's like, it's... Oh, I'm shrugging what you think we're going to get out of it. Yeah. I thought it was, like, really cool that, like, I felt like a bond with this animal that I never met before. He immediately pooed himself. the closer you got. Yeah.

You shout himself out. But it was... I'm going to ask GBT who our animal equivalents are. But it was... I just thought it was interesting. Like, I found... Winnie.

Eora. Yeah, donkey. I was lucky enough to just out of nowhere in this random place, in this random country, at this random sanctuary, I found an animal which I bonded with.

And then what did you do, buy it? Don't these shit, so I thought that was a bit disrespectful and I believe. There was another one smiling at me at the same time, though. So you're two donkeys? Yeah, the other one's trying to woo me.

Sorry. weird guy what's going on right now I found my animal mate everyone this is a new thing to me I've never heard so out there in the world

it could be an owl it could be a beetle but you have an animal mate and you'll only know it when you see it see I don't think yours is a donkey then it was that donkey

mate I always thought I always thought you'll always think it's bullshit until you meet yours right so I've asked chat GPT who is Lewis Bowden's animal equivalent

first of all he said can you give me a bit more context on Lewis Bowden basically who so I explained and he went got you. Lewis Burnham and Pitchside backside. If we're going out animal equivalent, I'd say an owl. Where's glasses? Observant. Newcastle fan. Owl also links nicely with the northeast

vibe, apparently. Alternate shells. Hals don't wear glasses. No, but you do. And they have portrayed. But they are portrayed to have some glasses. Oh. The alternate shout is an otter. I like otters. You're slightly quirky, playful, easy-going vibe, but still sharp when it counts. Do you want me to do the whole pitchside lads as animal list? Yes.

Donkey not on there though, Lou. No, but not. What you think they are? I reckon you are like a

wise lion. Wise lion. Oh my God. No, I reckon that I don't have a really good. Wow,

these are actually pretty good. So, you're a wolf. You're wolfie. Guess what you said for you? You're a

what is the year? I reckon mine's a dog. I know I'm, what's that thing from that film Suicide Squad? Weasel. I'm the Wheeh.

Right, so they said Theo Baker, border collie, because energetic, always chatting, super loyal to football content. Border collies are clever, but also a bit chaotic. Fits Theo's energy perfectly. Wow. I am clever and chaotic. Reeve, a fox. Smart, sharp, sometimes the quiet assassin in conversations,

always got a cheeky grin, fox-like sliners. Wow. You're cunning. Then obviously, loose bone, an hour. You're sly and sneaky I'm not sure that's a confidence Lewis Boat and the Al The Glasses, The Thoughtful Takes

Newcastle fan with a calm Northern wisdom I mean There you go Gives off quiet intelligence vibe Until he drops a zinger That's pretty good A what

Then me Brown Bear Right The Alpha of the Rome Big presents Loveable but can also Come out swinging With strong opinions

Bear energy War Bare energy Warm funny But don't poke too much or you'll get the claws meow me out and then Harry Hesker's come up

for some reason what? I don't know because we steal all their content from He's a monkey, absolute joker loves mischief and can't sit still donkey. Hey welcome Harry Heskef to backside by the way but yeah comment below what do you think your

animal mate is hashtag house and have you met and have you met it oh I wonder if I've ever met mine I guess you won't you know what you're only You know what, man, you're only know what you say. I swear to, I don't know, I've got it on video. I swear to God, you can, it's like you can hear the thoughts.

Can I see the donkey? I ain't got it. Are we, are we happy with... You didn't even take a photo? No, I haven't got it on video. Oh. It's on your phone? No, it's on like, me little...

Disposable. Yeah. Are we happy about the animals we've been given? Yeah, pretty much. What did I get again? Border collie. Yeah, what, what kind of Google that looks like? I can't remember what it looks like a sheep dog.

Sheep dog. Oh, sheep dog? Yeah, that's really smart. Yeah, they are. They're smartest dog. Yeah, for a dog, they're smart. What's the hungriest animal? Me?

Hungriest? Hippo. The one that eats the most, I'd say. It must be like... Elephant? Yeah, a whale or a whale or... It'd be an elephant, yeah. A wheel?

Whales don't eat that much, I don't think they're hungry. They eat like 50,000 tons of macrol. Every time they open... Lads, oh, screli. Oh, I heard... You said they eat 50,000 tons of scrella. Blah, blah, blah. nah who i heard something crazy the other day like so they had this there's a massive

fuck off great white shark right that was like floating about like so um they put a tracker in him right put a tracker in him and all sudden like the tracker started going deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and it went way too deep for like where a great white shark had thing it's been eating yeah but like by what the fuck ate the entire great white shark so something came up ate it and then went back down so now they're tracking this like now they're tracking I think it died

and then as it sunk something's eating it yeah he died and sunk yeah but now this is moving around this tracker so it's like we're tracking

this monster oh it's still moving something's like pecked it and eating it probably the dolphins no it's probably it's like a big octopus or something like a dolphin

yeah big octopus would do it well deep sea known for a killing star they've seen the deep where do you think the tails of the cracking come from

it's from deep sea off the cry I don't even laugh about that because it's enough evidence the crash right

The Krakken? Yeah. What, from Parks Caribbean? Yeah, it's based off a real animal. It's like, it's a big octapagint. It's not. It's a mythical creature. It's not based off a real animal.

Deep sea, you need... Use this so thick. Yeah. Alright, Mr. Owl. Can you type in Cracket, real footage, please? Real footage. Oh, shut out. Yeah, and then type in Loch Ness Monster,

real footage as well, please. There is real footage of the Lockness Monster as well. There is a big, fucking nose out in there. Not that one. Go on to the TikTok one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There, there, there.

Oh, yeah, that looks so real. Wait, for it. No, but that's an accurate representation. There are giant squid. There. It's just a giant squid. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's a fucking giant squid, mate.

That's an awesome purse. No, giant squids are massive. Yeah, the giant. Look at how big the giant squid. Look. Oh, my. It's not the cracking though. The cracking used to take down ships on its own, didn't it?

Giant squid can get up to 30. In law, anyway. in reality. They're alien. Wait, can you actually imagine seeing a 13 metre squid? That's from here to the end of the room.

That's some big calumari, that is. Oh, I love calumari. That doesn't come as a shock. Anyway, what was the thing you were angry about it? Oh, yeah. Oh, I was going to make some of them. I'm just angry he's back.

I hate him. There's a round of applause in order. Yay! I've gone a week with that wanking. Well done, so really proud of you. Massive achievement. Should we move on crabby corner.

Do you actually... You went for a wank. You were staying at, um... Everyone said this as well. You were staying by himself in the hotel room. Oh, yeah. And similar to you know, like, can we check your room now?

You had a wank, didn't. You had a wank. And they were like, oh, have you had a wank? And I was like, I've only been here like 10 minutes. So, yeah. Yeah, well, yeah.

Did you lock the door so no I could come in? No, I actually left it fully open. I didn't realize. How was the wedding? Oh, it was awesome. Yeah, very crunk? Yeah, I got hell of drink.

Crunk? I love my favourite part of Reeve is when he says he's not drinking because that always means he's going to get the most drunk And the dragon comes Every time he says he's not drinking, he gets... Usually when he says he's not drinking to me, he doesn't drink Then he gets... no, no, no, you can get him convinced You don't know the real Reeve Clearly I don't. You don't know the dragon

Yeah, the dragon came out Oh, he's always trying to come out So how is your relationship with alcohol these days? Really good, I can say no when I want and I can say yes when I want Oh, I don't believe you All right, let's dive deeper No, that's... Oh, Jesus.

So, you told me you weren't drinking at this wedding. But then Meg was a bridesman and she was like, you have to drink me. So I was like, yeah, that's fine. So what I thought you do it when you don't? A bit opposite to what you just said then.

What? No, I chose to drink at that point. After you were told to. After you were told to drink after you happened to be told to. Hmm. I said I tried to avoid it if I could. But you couldn't. You've always drank, by the way,

when we convinced you, remember we were like on his hometown thing? And he were like, no, I said I wasn't going to drink before a certain time we'd easily convinced you when we content

yeah so you're convinced yeah own it own it say I'm a drinker see I'm an impression I used to go periods of like six months sober it's just not as fun

right guys same I've quit drinking to be fair I'm sober you haven't about 12 awesome where they mocktails

12 hours ago I quit right right well someone who has been drinking heavily is Theo Baker Oh yeah. He even asked us to go for a fine. Mr. Iron Man. I had been 1664 Blanc yesterday.

That is insane. You've been having quite a few, I've seen. Are you off the rails now? After all these things that you've done, you always wore your medal. And the one time you do, like, your Everest, you don't wear your medal in? He's wearing the T-shirt. You've surprisingly not spoken about it. He's trying to be, oh, he's trying to be humbled now.

What the fuck? You're supposed to... He's got nothing else to achieve. I think that's it. Yeah, we just have to... He's moved on. Can I be honest. It's time to come to my side, Theo.

I don't know if you feel eyes. Just drink, get fat. The new Theo, the new Theo post, the new Theo post Iron Man is a cocky little devil who's, he's got some, he's fallen off the cliff. Well, you're not cocky little devil. Yeah, you are. What the hell is it? Yeah, you've dropped it, man. What the hellie?

You need to, like, put that down and that. This fucking set is shit. Yeah. We need to go back to, I was watching some old clips of the backside of the old set was better. Yeah. Fully whited out set is the, is the goat, mate. Did you hear what happened to the man on every strip, by the, remember? Oh, the sausage man?

The one with the sausage up his ass. No, what happened? No. He got that frozen when someone went up to rescue him because it turned out to be someone's dad. And they went to pick him up, and when they picked him up, he's splitting off. Oh. And when they're splitting half.

The sausage fell out? He was full of frozen cum. Oh, Tom. Yeah. The sausage remained on which half, though? So that was suggested... Oh, sorry, yeah, I forgot to say. Then, you know, obviously, there was a sausage up his ass.

Yeah. It was actually a link of sausages. So would that suggest that the... And then it just... Just kind of like an anal bead, but sausages... So would that suggest that the come entered from the mouth if there's a sausage in the ass? I don't know.

That's a mystery, isn't it? That is a mystery. How are you feeling after your iron man? I didn't like that sentence, he said. How are you feeling after your iron man? Yeah, all right, to be fair, it's all right. Are you physically feeling okay? I was fine the next day.

which is sort of freaking me out. Are you feeling proud of yourself? Yeah, I guess so. Pretty cool. I don't know what else to ask you because I find it quite boring. Yeah, it was just like, if you honest, it was actually quite hard at moment. To be honest with you, it was quite hard. Yeah, I can imagine that, yeah. How is the shafing?

Oh, I can finally show you. I don't want to see. I've seen it. I'll have a look. So I had no issues the next day. You're going to have to stop tapping immediately. Yeah, like, my legs were like fine. It was almost like a training day because I've actually prepared.

for it, which is kind of cool. Yeah, it's almost like you've prepared like four years. Yeah, but the only issue I had was going into the race I had a bit of chafing issues with the new bikes and new saddle. Yes, you told us last time. Just show us. So obviously... Show me now.

I'll show me right now. I'll do. Gizze a fuck. Yeah, it's pretty grim. I will say it started hurting. I had my wank to. It started hurting at around 90K. So...

Out of what? What's the full K? 180K on the bike. On the bike. So for about three and a half hours, it was just... Yeah, it's hard to battle through that, ain't it really? It's one of the worst things that we're seeing. Wow, that's painful.

Then that was the next day with the pus and the stickiness. Oh, that's not cream? That's pus. Oh, Jesus Christ. Gorgeous. Have you seen it? No, I saw on the side. You got to look.

What's that fucking Winnit that's hanging in the... That's just hair. Was there a dingleberry? Yeah, the fucking bottom. left oh it was painful like no um what was the worst bit that that no no like as in out of a three um i would say so the swim went very well in terms of like it's went well fast beat all my time but there's millions of jellyfish really oh it's freaking me out were they they were non-stinging they were everywhere i don't like jellyfish it was just all you could see was

just pink how do you know they're not pink they're pink and clear cool how do you know they don't sting. They told us. I just had to... Is that maybe they just tell you that's even scared? I touched loads of my hand. It was just...

But every time I touched it, it just like, oh yeah, I've had it. Oh, it's the worst. And it was a fucking freak. So obviously, I had the wetsuit on

so I couldn't feel it unless I touched with my hands. There was a guy swimming next to me in his swimming trunks. Was he in the iron man? Or just like... I don't know.

But imagine all them just hitting you. Like, oh, horse racing. There's no jockey. Can you eat a jellyfish? Because it's 99% water, but can you eat it?

It's not 99% How'd you drink it? It's really high in protein It's 99% water It's really high in protein. It's like, do you eat a jellyfish Or do you drink it? You'd eat it.

You cook it. Yeah, you'd eat it, wouldn't you? You fry it on a barbecue. But it's more water, so it's then Can you eat it? Humans are 99% water? No, we're not. What are you on about?

Do you eat a cucumber? What fuck are you on about? 80% of water? No, that's not, but like, I've never seen so want to eat a jellyfish. I don't think you can eat them. Would you eat a cucumber or would you drink it? That's watermelon.

I had a lot of that on the... I don't think you can't. You can't. Right. We've just established you can. Anyway, so... Swim went beast mode. Bike was unreal.

First 60K, I was like, holy shit, guys. Flying. You see a lot of people. I was like, going past. Like, well, hell, I'm not even trying. Turns out, I'd have a filthy tailwind pushing me along.

And then on the way back was pretty horrible. That was a lot of fun. And then the run, the bike actually went, it was really weird. I had a sound of the underground. You know, if a girl's loud in my head for four and a half hours Did you not listen to anything?

Not loud So I was on the bike It's going Sound of the underground Going past people And they're hearing that And go oh my God I've trained for four years of my life

And Cheryl Coleman I didn't know the lyrics They'd be like New direction Neumee knee knee It's a part of the song right Yeah Yeah that's all I knew

That's all I knew So I just did that for four and a half hours You went NeNeakten Neumee Neumee Newee Wees Then started the run The bike went

really fast. It went all the time. Started the run for a class and then did a poo at 18K and off. Did you? Like, stopped and did a poo? I had to. Where? Was it sloppy? No, in the Portaloose. Oh, there was Port-Lew? I had to go, man. I was like, fuck, I can't do this. How long did you? Was it like a sloppy poo? Or was it nice and dry?

No, it was just like wet and everything was like... Oh, that's shit. So you're there, white men? It was a lot. It only took me like three or four minutes. It was a quicken. But you beat your time by quite a considerable... Yeah, I was really happy with that. But the run after that at 18K like, it was so fucking hard. But the clip I saw of you finishing, you seem to... Yeah, but that's finishing line.

Getting a little psychological boost, yeah. Like, when I got two and a half hours into the run, I was like, holy shit. Got another round after this. No, I got two hours. Were you like, I want to quit and die? I said, I want to break free. But the support was actually unbelievable. It's the best supported Iron Man in the whole wide world.

Seeing you getting interviewed? The best Iron Man and they were annoying. You're getting interviewed? You know, they got banned. They got banned. What? So the Swedish media were there, and they snuck into the... the transition to like interview me as soon as I got out of the water.

It's like bang, bang, bang, bang cameras. They knew Theo Baker was there, didn't they? They did, yeah. Honestly, I just thought, end of ears, one. The guys running the event was so angry that they wouldn't leave me. They banned them from everywhere, including the finishing line. I snuck into the finishing line. Not good security, like, is it?

Across the line, go see my family, do my video. No, I had this Swedish media in my face. Can you not just say it fuck off? Well, I know. I can't do that. It's quite not bad. Can't if they've broken in after being banned? You didn't know what I didn't know that at that time

they were not allowed to be there. I feel like you're really right after you've just finished this big accomplishment. It's like, let me have my own... Pretty jarring moment. That's a... I think he's well on his right, though. A bit of an eager to the mentality.

He doesn't know there, Mel. There's a camera in a mic in his face. He loves it, like. I did love it. I will say that last 2K though, drop down to a pretty fast speed. It was pretty unreal. The streets were lined with, like,

of supporters. Also, it turns out in Sweden, I'm not known as Theo. Theo? No, Baker. Baker Man. Baker? Baker.

Let's go Baker. Um, I thought it. I didn't, I was a baker. I'm Baker. Well, maybe we could, when you've played in charit matches and stuff, first of what's on the back. Was, yeah? Did Chip not go out with you?

I thought Chip was going out with you. They didn't come. He went to Micanos instead. Wow. True friend. So is he not directed in the video? No. Nothing to do with it.

False promises. Promises, promises. Not a good look, is it that, Josh? I don't want to talk about it. Mix up, sir. Well, anyway, I'm very proud of you, man. You did very well. It actually, was that, I'm not even going to die.

It actually went perfect on the day. Nothing went wrong. Even, even, like, my family watching it, nothing. It was just, like, unreal. But I tell you what was the most impressive thing the entire day. On the run, it's a three lap thing. So you get, like, a wristband every lap. And, like, you'll be on your second or third lap,

and you see people who aren't, like, haven't got wristbands on. And they're, like, on their first lap. Oh. I just thought, like, I'd rather go out for you. Oh, it's a long day. And then I finished like half seven, quarter past seven, came back at half ten to the finishing line

where they had this like hour of heroes. They tell them the music, it's like a Tomorrowland kind of festival vibe. And like watching these people finish who'd been going for like, not like that. They've been going for like 15, 16 hours. Fucking nice. It was 11 o'clock at night

and they started at 7 a.m. Does that still count? 16 hours is the cut of time. 16 hours to finish. Like, can you imagine me now? They were running through the forest. I'm just doing 16 hours in one. Oh, baby.

You fucking live it. Oh, well, wow. Funny to say that, Tom. So to start the third lap, you have to get a cutoff time. I can't remember what it is, but like some people wouldn't have made it, but then they're like, you can't finish, right? If you make the cut off time to do your last lap, you then have a certain amount of time to finish in the 16 hours. Yeah. The oldest guy doing with 75, he crossed with two minutes for spare.

Jesus. And then at the 16 hours, so you see all these amazing people who've been out of since 7 a year. Like, fuck that. Running for the forest in pitch black. Nope. Um, like, honestly, that's a long day. That's more important. I think that's more impressive than the pros, personally.

Yeah. But at 11.15, when the cutoff time stops, it goes silent. All the music gets turned off. And everyone holds their torches up. And, like, so every time someone crosses, they go, so you're an Iron Man. And they found out there was one guy on the course who was, like, five minutes out. And he crossed the line five minutes after the finish line in silence.

And no music, no. No music, no, you are an eye man, nothing, just silent. And then you got... Come on, guys. Guys, I'm here right now. Yes, I've done it. Everyone's turning their back now. But they gave him his medal.

They gave him his medal. They gave him a medal, yeah. But not, you are enough. Seriously, guys? Not to be your thing about, like, guys. It should not really, no. Guys, you've just finished, guys.

You're walking away. It's not in the time. Normally, it's 17 now, I'll cut off. Oh, is it? Is it? Oh, you do. Oh, really silly. He's going to have to hold that.

I just thought, like. Oh, I'm a savage. But look, mate, what an achievement. I feel like now you've reached your Everest, so you can just become. What the fuck do you do now? Fat and old, like the rest of us. I'm just going to drink.

Yeah. And then also eat a lot of food. I didn't eat that much the next day. Plus, yeah, I feel like, but I was a bit like that after football. You're all right, right, man. No, because I don't know what he's going to compare this to. No, no, I was trying to compare it in the sense of your eye man so, what was it, 12 hours? Yeah, I ate a lot of food on the day.

I feel like that would almost take you another 12 hours to be hungry again. Yeah, but. Because any activity, if I ever do sport, it takes me as long as I've played to feel that hungry again. I couldn't eat that night. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. But even the next day, I only ate like 4,000 calories. I thought I was going to, like, go to town. Will you eat that on a normal day?

I know, exactly. I have eaten a lot this week, though. I still lost weight. I'm like really light. Lost muscle. Gooch is falling out my ass. Got piles. Got half.

Kind of piece more. But it was pretty piece mode. Yeah, I can't lie. Video's going to be pretty epic. It's quite funny seeing the response. response on TikTok, though. Why? Because it's like, there's a divide between, like,

oh, this is unreal and just trolls. Oh, that's your kids hitting on you regardless. Yeah, and all the people reply to the trolls saying, as if you're hating on someone finishing an eye. Yeah, like, they're all just like kids, aren't they? You got to remember, these are like saddos who never done anything with their lives, have they? So, fucking.

Pretty good. No, I'm proud of you, man. I'm looking forward to seeing the video, actually. Yeah, I'm interested to see how you filmed it. I think that'd be quite interesting. It was quite, yeah, it was pretty epic. I was vlogging on the bike. I interviewed someone on the bike course.

With what? Just a little GoPro thing. Yeah, I was like, oh. Did you manage to get the setup going? No, I just handheld it. I just asked him, I was like, oh, why do you sign up? He was like, oh, I'm having a midlife crisis. On the bike?

Yeah. Good chart. I thought you're not a quick. You pedal a bit quicker to get away from him. It's fucking weird. I got permission to have a... Actually, I'm so glad you asked. I'm actually in the stage of depressed.

Sorry, my God. No, no. The only reason I got out and asked him. He was a viewer of my videos and we were talking. And I was like, oh, what's your wife? I feel like this question for months. Insurance events is the only thing that kept me out of my head. Hey, where you go?

He's Joe, man. I got time to it. Cheerio, pal. He's called Stephanie. He was class. He's a legend. Stephen? Stefan?

Stop. Did he help you have a poo? No, he didn't help me have a poo. Not a real friend then, is he? No, but the guy's running. It was pretty cool. Like, the people who, like, run the event are like, She's sick. Yeah. They're really cool. It's like race with a smile. This is Sweden. Yeah. They had Copenhagen the day after, right? Well, they have this. Yeah, Copenhagen's the next. I went to, by the way, have you been Copenhagen. Yeah. Go. Yeah. I want to go. It's great. I want to go. It's great. I want to go. I want to go. I want to go. I'm beautiful. I want to go. Allegedly. But, um, you could read, you could swim in the river. It's just amazing. Yeah. It's just amazing. I said that when I left. I think. I said that when I left. I said that when I left.

But, yeah, they have the Copenhagen Iron Man the next day. A couple of my friends were doing that. And there was 10 fucking freaks. There's this thing like, the 10 people in the cowmar got in a van and did Copenhagen the next day. Saddoos. They're just like, they've reached the Everest and now they're just doing. Is there like an ultra Iron Man? Now they're climbing to the movie.

There's loads. Yeah, there's more. There's more. Yeah, you can get the tattoos. Yeah. I think you should have. I think you should. Yeah.

On your forehead. I'm going to get some tattoos. We should go together. Do it? Should we get the stencil guy? Who did yours? I'm going to wait till I come back after holiday and get some stuff.

I want to get some sturt around there but I just don't know what I'd get. Does anyone have a crappy corner? Yes! Oh my fucking God! Here we go. Right, so... Charlie on holiday!

She just wouldn't drink to me! She didn't want to vlog every second of every day! She kept telling me to get off my phone! It is holiday related, not Charlie related for once. Fuck me. The little absolute nerds freaks who get up early on holiday

to go fucking lay a towel out on a bed. Can I just talk, right? If you're one of them, you're a fucking loser. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, you're actually a fucking loser. Why don't you go out and have a good time? Waking up at 6 a.m. to lay out a fucking towel on the bed. You're a freak. Get a life.

Are they, are they just putting the towels down and going back to their room? Yes. Yeah, that's so good. Dude, can I ask you a question? Wait. You're a loser. Ness you're up at 6am. How do you know they did that?

The only, number one, it's how they do. It's how they do it. But I know, because I wake up, when we go on our breakfast, like half eight, eight, it's already there. When we're leaving. How do you know they haven't got there 10 minutes before you? He always does this. No. It's like, okay, yeah, you're right.

Okay, not six. If you get up at 10 to 8, then, Theo, does that work? God forbid the guys with young children getting up go to the pool. No, kids at this hotel. They're all adults. He's saying people who lay towels down to save us someday, then fuck off. By the way, this is adult only hotel. Oh, there's no kids.

No, I don't want kids to. No, I don't want kids. Is I don't, the little fucking, you're actually a loser. Like, get on with your life. Because it's fine. Just why did you live life and you get up? And you might have a bed that you really want or you might just get one a little further back. Maybe you'll get looking next day.

You're fucking absolute freaks. I can't stand. However, I will play devil's advocate. The hotel should make sure there's enough sunbeds. Last, no, last year. Because some don't. Did you have an issue of not having a sunbed? Is that why?

No, right. Well, my issue is a bit different. We won't put this in. But obviously, for Charlie, like, she can't sit in the sun for medical reasons. And so it's like, I was really annoyed because I'm like, these cunts are coming out early just like, we couldn't use the She couldn't, we couldn't

use like, um, the actual bouncing pool because it was just, all the ones with umbrellas were taken instantly. I'm like, you're just fat, lazy pricks. Oh, you could have gone, I reckon if you went to reception and said medical ground. I went, I went. Oh, you did Karen. Karen did it.

I'll tell you what, some people recording their own pod off the back of their holiday in Corfu going, oh, there was this one guy that went to moaning about in reception that claims through medical reasons. Is the answer not, you could have just got up at like half seven gone down? No, at that point, because I was like,

Charlie said, should we do that? I was like, do you know what, no, because then I'm just part of the, I'm a hypocrite, I'm part of the problem, let's go to the other pill. I like that one anyways. And at that pool, I was just, I was literally wound up, sat there

because I was looking at all, I was looking at them all who got up early under the umbrellas, and I was sort of rationally angry looking at them. Instead of putting your ego aside and just doing the right thing for Charlie getting up early and just go doing it put your ego aside surround myself with that cunts no way for the life of you couldn't I want to sit I don't want to sit alongside these little pricks fucking fuck off you need an ego

deaf son I took the higher ground and I just went to the other pill and we had a lovely time man but what was the absolute pricks one was like the more quite a chill one to be fair I preferred that top one I just want the other one was closer to the food bar on that you really have a night in trunning armour for that girl aren't you so you hang on How am I getting me and out to be the villainy? Luke, so you actually prefer... So the pool you end up, you preferred. Yeah, but I just wanted to experience the other pool just once,

just so we could say, oh, we did that pool today. But I was like, fuck him. Also, you spent your whole holiday even on your phone at the bar anyway, so it didn't... I was at the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, not with you, miss. I just, like, I don't get it, man. I feel like... I do agree.

Charlie, I've got your bed, but it's 14 kilometres away. Like, say if you just get up at 6, like my dad gets up at that time. And you go down and just get your bed, cool. But people who go in and save, like, beds. It's so, that's so bad, that. You're on holiday, me? I do really hope you die. Yeah.

And I actually think, I actually think it's speak. I agree, by the way. He's so right they should die. And it's because it speaks to them in other matters of life. The type of people who do that will be pricks in every other way of life, I guarantee. They'll be doing stupid, annoying fucking stuff across everywhere because that's their personality. You're a fucking loser. There are some people, though, who see that and then go complain at their reception.

I want to some bed. I actually, I think I did if I wouldn't complain, but I felt sorry for me last. I had a very, I wasn't being a, like, a job to it. I went to him and look, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to make a fuss me, but like genuinely, I just want to try it for one day and I, but no, the fucking umbrellas, I was doing what I was going to do. I was going to pick up an umbrella and just like move it to my bed. I was like, that would be healthy with your leg.

The bolted in the floor. That's so embarrassing. So annoying. I'm not moving. The people whose beds can see me. Like, what's the, uh, what's the, uh, What's the guy with the sword in the stone? King Arthur.

Yeah, it's fucking freaks. They had a great time then. I actually had a great time. Being away from them in a different pool. Sounds like it, mate. He's not bothered. Lou, do you think maybe... I'm so angry at, I'm honestly...

Luke, and I ask you... That seems a little bit over the top to get that anged. Nah, no. I've really got things. Oh, it gets so internally angry at things I shouldn't get angry at all the time. I actually think I have every right. I'd be angry.

No, I agree. I think that... I think they're fucking losers. It's my opinion. you and you might think I'm a loser for not doing. I got nearly that angry in Tesco earlier be next to someone on the self-service checkout because she's stank of shit.

Why are you smelling like that in Tesco? Good for a wash. So annoying. It's fucking, like deodorant's like 50p. You're like, poundland, like you stink of shit. Wouldn't it be a pound? And the guy next to me is looking at me like it's me.

Oh, you know what? That is the worst. You know in the tube when someone stinks a B. And then you think, shit, someone might think it's me. But I make a point of it. I'll be like, fuck. Just to, but then, because I make a point of me, you're trying, fucking, now.

Or I'll go like that. Right. You're going to put that throw, love. Good, like, what is wrong with you? What is, wherever you live, you've got running water. Like, they're saying 1924, we have toilets, we have, like, specific year. We have baths, we have showers, we have sinks. I actually do, I actually do have another crappy corner.

I don't know if anyone's seen what's happened last few days with that Rajar Jackson. Oh, my God, yeah. It's actually awful watch. And I just think it actually is a sad state of the current generation of like streamers and clip farming and all this bullshit. I think set it up for these.

So basically Roger Jackson, have you ever heard of Rampage Jackson? No. He's an ex-UFC fighter. Big, tough man. Big absolutely, like light heavyweight like psych. He's nicknames Rampage.

Like he's got a son called Rajar Jackson who has just started streaming on kick. And the other day he went to like this pro wrestling event. It wasn't like WWE. This one when he bobbed him and then... The guy... One of the wrestlers thinks he's involved...

Because he's got a camera crew with him and he's streaming. They're like outside. And the pro wrestler thinks he's like creating a storyline and doing a bit. So he picks up like a prop can and like hits him over the head with it. It's completely fake the can. It's like, you know, in like TV with the glass bottle, just sugar. It's like that. And this Rajar guy just stands there.

He's like, what the fuck you're doing? And then after he goes up to him and apologised. mate, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you weren't one of the wrestlers, this and that. And this Rajah Jackson was like, oh, no problem, yeah, I'll completely get it. Then the rest, the pro wrestling firm or whatever, or group, whatever, say, oh, it would be a good storyline to now get you involved in the, when he's having his match, you come in, like, slam him and, like, make sure, like, he loses kind of thing. You can get, like, your little pay back on him, whatever.

And anyway, so he's, side of the ring. Brandon won this guy's 25, Rajah Jackson. He's an M.M.A. fighter as well. so like he knows how to fight yeah um basically he's sitting around the side of the wrestling ring and he's saying to his and all his stream obviously 12 year old fucking fans going oh you're a bitch you're a bitch letting him do this to you're like blah blah blah so he's like all right chat like i'm actually gonna go in there and like knock him out this and that basically have you got the clip i've seen the clip yeah it's one of the most disgusting things

it's actually it's gonna get down for life well i want to see it's the thing is it's we'll get it up rajar jackson he actually The one thing is, if this wrestler decides that he's going to rise, he could easily just let him off and not press charges. He's not been arrested yet. No, because he's not, he's stable. He's alive, but, like, he's critical. This is the mental thing.

Arrest him in the meantime, then? Like, how is he not arrested in the meantime? Because I don't really know what's going to. It's fucking crazy. They're probably building up the case on that. I don't really know, but. Rajar Jackson, Stewart's, yeah, fight video. And then it'll be, it's all over.

Big on videos. Big. Top one there. Watch this. It's so bad. I don't know if he's even going to show the whole thing. And also, people don't know if it's part of the show, like... Right.

Sparly mind, he was just meant to go in, like, slam him. And this is what he does. Oh, my fucking God. It doesn't stop. It doesn't stop. Why is the ref not intervening then, man? It doesn't... No, because I don't mean the ref knows what's like if it's...

Yeah, you are right. The ref's a bitch here, but... No, all are me. Like, look, they don't know if it's part of the bit or the show, do they? He's still gone. He keeps gone. Is he dead? He keeps gone.

No, he's not dead. Apparently, he's alive. He doesn't stop until this guy probably saves this guy's life. This is a vet wrestler. I mean, I've seen the clip of him afterwards going outside. He's like, I'm tired of people fucking singing on my name. And then when he's outside, he's still like being streamed. And he's like going, he's like going, I'm trying to people calling me a bitch.

I ain't no bitch. You're a 25 year old, 25 year old man getting baited by your 12 year old chat to attempt murder this guy. You've tried to murder him. And this wrestler, I'm pretty sure. this true, but obviously it's always in there. But apparently he's like, he subs from PTSD. Ex-Pilitary, yeah. Ex-Pilitary, and he joined wrestling to try, like,

help himself get over it all, and it was doing well for himself. Roger Jackson, he's going to prison for a long, long time, and rightfully so. He's a fucking piece of shit. What the fuck? It was actually, it's actually, it's mentored. And then there's a clip of his dad Rampage Jackson, he also streams now, being shown the clip.

And he's like, what the fuck? You can see in his head all the fucking dollar signs of how much he's going to cost him in legal fees and all this. And also he said, I mean, it's going to be hookline and sinker. It's going to be the quickest trial ever because it's premeditated because it's all on camera him saying what he's going to do. Then goes and does it. And then after he's like, I hate that fucking bitch. But this is what kick, like, kick, it has so many stupid fucking people.

I mean, you have Vitale who went out in Thailand. And he was just like harassing everyone. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But I think he's doing like 25 years at the max prison because America's not helping him. They just like, no. Really? Yeah.

And they're making an example. out of him. Yeah. He's gonna have like 25 years in like the worst prison. Wow. This new fucking generation just like clip farming

and all this bullshit like so, and now it's linked to something like this. What a poor bloke fucking. But I think you can see all the kids in like in comments across everything.

It's like you run about on TikTok. I feel like it it's just so much weirder like the TikTok sort of audience and all the streaming audience. I could see the difference between TikTok and Instagram

there's a huge difference. They just regurgitate the same sort of like phrases. phrases, memes. And the same. And it's like, sometimes you're reading it. And it's like, this doesn't even make sense to the situation. You just regurgitating shit. It's just a generation of fucking dwebs.

You don't leave their bedroom and just all they ingest is this social media clips and shit. They don't go outside and do anything. Do you know what I mean? Like, we're lucky that they've, they've grown up with TikTok. It's just imprinted in their head. We obviously came out when we were already grown adults. And even we're a bit kind of, I mean, I know I am.

I'm always on TikTok. But it doesn't, like, control my life. Like, I think the way it does them. No, yeah, it's obsessive for them. And I also don't want to sound like those people, you know, when we were younger, people go, oh, your generation's fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do look at their generation and think, fucking hell.

Like, they can't escape any form of, like, the internet. Yeah. I don't understand anyone, by the way, who sit and watches these streams. I'm like, you spend your whole day. For hours. By the way, donating. Some of them donate, like thousands and thousands of pounds. To millionaires.

And they get no attention. By the way, those, I think they've seen a clip of Aidan Ross. And he was like, guys, we need like 10,000 gifted right now to prove that you appreciate us. And that's what he said. I'm like, I think he was streaming with Ed Matthews. And even Ed Matthews was like, what the fuck? Like, even he wasn't like out of touch. Hi, guys, just don't at me 50 grand.

It's like, yeah, guys, don't know it's 10 grand as you make sure we know you like us. Anyway, I've got a bit. That is a horrible video clip. Disgusting, ain't it? Right, I do, we are going to do guys gobbles this week. I had a lot of messages last week. I didn't realize we didn't do it last week. And a lot of messages saying

We went on for a long time I've gone for a different route this week and I have suddenly become addicted to like when I've been liming biking places and here and then everywhere just listening to Brian Cox facts Ah Brian Cox's class So this week we're doing a gas gobbels

Future friend of the show And instead of three news stories I've got three facts Oh different space facts Oh, I'm going to rechaculate! But one is made of. Ah. I've got this, guys.

Okay, right, well, are we ready? Team captain facility. Yes. Fact number one. There's a planet where it literally rains glass sideways. Oh. Number two. Was that rain?

There's a perfectly cube-shaped asteroid in the asteroid belt. And that sounds alien to me. And fact number three, there's a giant cloud of alcohol in. space. I, my instant reaction is the cube because. Yeah, I don't think it, because any form that, that shape, that simply doesn't naturally occur. I agree with that. Oh, it doesn't. Is that why it such a crazy fact then? Do you want to, possibly, but it is supposed to be like impossible for it to naturally occur. Obviously, there's more info on all three. Yeah, let's hear about the glass, because is that rain or is it the same bits of glass that are just circulated? So, so,

heated to make glass. Might be hot planet. So, HD 189,000. So HD 189. 9733B, a gas giant, 64 light years away, has scorching temperatures and winds blowing over 5,000 miles per hour that whip molten silicate particles into razor-sharp glass shards that rain sideways. That's pretty legit. So it's the same glass that just going around in circles. It's not actually hitting the floor. Probably creating more and more.

I don't know. That's cool. I think the alcohol one, I think the alcohol one's definitely true, because... Come on to hear about it? Yeah. Astronomers discovered a massive cloud of methanol near the constellation Achila, which is... Tequila.

No, there's a beer called Achila. Ah. Big enough to make 400 trillion points of beer. Oh, my God. 10,000 likes and we'll go there, lads. And then do you want to hear about the asteroid belt? Asteroid in the Astroids. Yeah, go on.

Scientists discovered one asteroid that is almost a mathematically perfectly perfect cube, making it one of the strangest shaped bodies in our solar system. It was found in the asteroid belt. How do they find that? I do. Not perfect, but that could be real. I know, but even like naturally, I don't. That could be real.

He said almost perfectly shaped. I know, but even, even that in itself. If he just said perfectly shaped, that might be. But even that in itself, like, it, squares don't happen in space. They always, because mass comes in like this. It's never going to come in like that. How would it break off like that unless someone's true? No, but like,

See, when it's created, it's all coming in like that. It doesn't come in stronger, weaker here and then stronger here. What's the planet name again? Of what? The giant gas planet. HD 189-733B. That's a pun for like that. No, that's what we're selling on the ad, aren't we?

Yeah. I think that's definitely true because there is that gas knocking about. What gas? The methanol. That's the different one. That's not the beer one. Yeah, I believe the glass one. Yeah, I feel like that could be the most...

I think it's the cube. Four hundred trillion points of beer. I feel like the alone time and I just feel like cube just don't happen. Because there's that big thingy on Mars where it's like a massive... It looks like it's an old structure and it's massive and square.

And they were freaking about it on about it on a juror organ because it's like that just doesn't happen naturally. Because they were saying aliens. I think there's cube. Yeah, I mean, I have to go. I'd be very surprised. If not, if it's not the cube, I'm going to be Googling

about that lately. Cool fact if it's not. Look in the cube. Yeah, let's go for the cube. The cube. It could, hmm. Raining glass sideways. It's true.

Hmm. The giant cloud of alcohol in space. Not a Tom Garrett Masterfactor, is it? It's surely not. It's true. Yes. Cube's don't happen. The cube-shaped asteroid in the asteroid belt is the made-up fact.

Yay. So this week on gas gobbles, the gobblers win. We gobble. Can I have? Gobble on these. Where's your journal gone? That's a bit bar, won't it? Yeah, I feel like it did get a bit.

Really? Yeah. I'd much rather, like, the... It was funny to begin with, then it was kind of like... I mean, like, we couldn't bring it back, and I'll skip to a better bit, and I'll just pick out the best bits. Right, boys, I've got a nice little fact for you. Quite a quite a fact, though, is it?

I really like this one. Is it as cool as glass raining sideways? Well, that's for you to decide. Is it also a fact? Is this, have you checked this? If you researched it, is this correct, and is it true? Yeah. No, no, no.

Don't say something that we're not. Because they never are. Which ones aren't? Every single one you ever bought to us. Last Thursdayism. Last Thursday was the worst one yet. Last Thursday isn't. We're not doing that again.

Prove it. We already did, actually. When did we do it? Last Thursday. And this is the 30-year-old baby. I'm annoyed already. It's actually class this. Like Benjamin Button?

But it's got quite a good little, like, it'll make you think at the end. You know? Can I ask, is this the story when that woman and found out she had a baby living her side of for 30 years that I'd been dead. That is not true. That cannot be true, no. Oh.

That's really sad as well, actually. It's really sad. Is it as sad as that? No, this one's a bit more like, oh, is this the right thing to be doing? Do we want to play with life and fire? Fire? Okay, I'm in true. We like my fire.

So it's 1970s, right? You know, rock and roll era. And this nice couple, Tim and Lindsay, right, they thought, you know what, might want to have a kid's one. there but was you know not sure right now so basically they got like a just made that they froze the embryo thing you know when they like they put it together yeah they had it frozen so the baby's there yeah frozen put it away in the we understand what freaking the embryo means yeah so they put the bag they store it at like minus 16 degrees it freezers yeah yeah

so just just so the fertilized they put the baby in the freezer and then they just sort of left it for a bit but then boom oh money gone jobs gone tough times and it's just like never really got around to fertilizing the baby. Tough time never last. Only tough people less. That's true, my G. You must know that, right? I'm no idea what you're not.

What? Serious. You're fucking serious. It wasn't the best impression, to be fair. It wasn't. It's one of your worst. No. Sorry.

Carry on. I'm sorry about him. Sorry, it's okay. I'll forgive you. That's about the doctor from Futurama. Yeah, I've done that. so anyways they're like they get a bit older and life moves on

and it's 30 years down the line and they're like do you know what so it's 2000 now it's still in their freezer they get a letter through it's like are you wanting this baby by the way and they're like oh it was

I don't have the exact level essentially was like we got you got your baby here by the way 30 year old probably gone up past the expiration day a bit but if you want it to there baby and they were like

You know what? We never had a baby. By the right, it's not a point of milk where it's three days off. I think, smell it, see if it's all right. No, it is a bear. Like, it has an expiration date. It's frozen. It's frozen. Because they can die and stuff.

It's frozen. Yeah, no, but it's like, you can't do it forever. Well, that's why they send them a letter. You can't freeze anything forever, brother. There you can. What can you freeze for 30 years and still eat? Markham. A burger?

Well, apparently not, Thomas. Barger? Going, current. Anyways, so they were like, look. They had to sit down, like, fuck it, yeah, let's fucking have this baby. And, like, they wrote back, like, yeah, we're going to have this thing. So, let's do it. And then the-

This thing. So the doctors, though, obviously, like, quite concerned about the risks around this. And we're like- Trying to talk them out of it. Like, the obvious ones were, like, you don't really know what you're going to give birth to after 30 years. What? Could be an 80. Yeah.

Well, it's been 30. We're so going to be a lizard, is here? But it's not. No one's ever went this long and done it. Yeah. All right, go on there. Like, there's obvious concerns. I swear to God, if a baby

If a monkey comes out of her pussy, then No, but it's like 30-year-old man comes out of us No, but it's like, it's a baby out of time I feel like I'll miss a section of this Have they, um, is he infertile or something? I think he was struggling They were struggling to do naturally

Well, obviously something in there I don't think that's the important part of the story, Theo, I think I'm getting ill But I think essentially it's a baby out of time in it So it's like, there's some concerns Get to the bit where it's a chimp And they insist to go on through with it And the doctor's like,

fucking hell, we're playing with We're playing with, like, life. Yeah. Like, what, the Jurassic Park court? This is in the year 2000 at this point, so I mean. Yeah, yeah. But the embryos from 1970s, brother. Like, you don't even know if the process was followed right.

I don't even know if freezers worked back. Yeah, it was dodgy old-skill freezers. Like, mate, things changed a lot on those 30 years. This baby might not be able to survive in the modern fucking world. Yeah, because he won't know about the internet and that, well, because it's from the 70s. It's not really, we're barely invented, mate. Yeah.

What about the Cold War? Well, that's just not the right time, is it? Happing. I'm not tapping. Anyways, the insist and go through with the right, and amazingly, the kid comes out and seemingly fine, no, like, different accent, no different hair. A different accent. Why would it be a different accent?

You can't talk. You learn the accent from the figure around. No, it's not. Stuff is hereditary as well. Lewis, it's a baby. It can't talk. Fuck are you on the balance. Right, don't show him.

That is the baby. It can't talk. I know, but they have a little different twang. It can't talk. No, no. You're not through the noises. Is that I mean? Your accent is in her entry is what you listen to as you grow up.

No, but it's also the time. No, it's not. It's really not. You can't, there's no genetic thing for how you in. Lewis, you do realize you could be born in Australia, right? But if you, from day one, if you then go to the UK, you can't an English accent. Yeah. Everyone in your family tree could be from Australia, but if you grow up in Singapore, you will speak.

I don't think this is quite different. This baby's 30 years old. I don't, I don't. It is. It's nothing to do with their accent, though. That's what the doctors say You're shouting to the messenger I paraphrasing

No, didn't this is my whole point Yes again Unresearched Absolute You're spout in here What all I said was The baby didn't have a different accent I was just wanted to clarify

Different accent to what To who To like The modern day people What are you on about? What from the 70s to the 2000s? I'm just clarified To those at home

They might think the baby comes out And has a different twas Hello you young gentleman So my dad, who was born in the 60s, right? Will he have a different accent in the 70s to a present day? Yeah. Yeah.

No. Different words. You're an idiot. Of course you do. You have to go back a good hundred years for the accent to check. Longer than that. Probably not, no, 1920s. I'm just clarifying the baby didn't sound any different. We're just clarifying.

You are mentally ill. I'm clarifying that his hair wasn't any different. His noises went any different. Any different to what? Like a modern baby. What is a modern baby? If that's when he's born. No, he's a third, he's been alive for 30 years.

No, he fucking hasn't. That implies you think, that implies you think embryos are just like, Lou, do you think Walt Disney's still alive already? Embryos aren't alive. Yeah. Do you think Walt Disney's still alive? In some form, yes. He's frozen, he's dead.

But when he comes, that's, well, this is a great example. When he gets brought back, let's say he gets been frozen right, not. Will his accent be different or the same? Same. But he's already, they're arguing it would be. He's already had an accent, though. He's already had an accent, though.

He's already had. Yeah, an embryo doesn't have an accent. They learn to talk from their parents. I'm just clarifying. No, they're doing this on purpose. I'm not, I'm not, I'm just clarifying. Walt Disney had a life before the ice where he developed his voice. I'm confused, why is the accent of the baby?

An embryo is a stupid little fucking egg. Because he didn't come out and stuff still. They don't talk. He comes out smoking a blunt-blood. They have balls in their head, though. The 70s were different times. Yeah. Different size, man.

Comes out speaking like Ringo style. This is neither he or nor there, though. It's neither he or not there. Oh, sorry. Yeah, this bit isn't important. Go on. Hello, Mom. Hello, Dad.

Thanks for it. The point was, on the face of it, just a baby. Although, technically, 30 years. It's not 30. The baby has been on ice for 30. No, can we clarify this? It is the, when you're, see you're pregnant, I'll see how far along are you? Three months.

This embryo, this embryo is 30 years a loss. So when that baby comes out, right, how old's the baby? 30 and like It's not nine months old, is it? Oh yeah, I guess, yeah You fucking idiot Yeah, that's true That's true

I'm just reading it though Oh, this is my point Unresearch It is research, it is research It's 30 years old in the womb You thought babies were nine months old Actually, it's already been out the womb So maybe it is 30 years old

Because it's not in the womb Do you know when you had your first birthday party Was it actually only three months After you've been born? No, because I was I was in the womb, I was in the womb, I was in the womb. I was in the womb, the embryo was in the room and taken out. But also, Lou, also, sorry, you know, are you sure to throw an embryo?

Yes. Anyways. That's it. Don't they freeze spurt? Yeah, he's blocking me off as well here. Don't they freeze sperm? I don't know they freeze embryos. Is that loud?

I don't know, mate. I mean, can we really trust anything he said. It is a bit scary because we don't. It's scary, you believe this. I know they freeze eggs. We can all honestly say. That doesn't, that means they've been fertile. Yeah, I don't know. Can we all agree here, honestly? Like, we don't know because it's not been done before this.

No, stop. Sorry, I'm not a scientist. But for them to freeze an embryo, they have to get the egg and the... Can you freeze embryos? To be fertilized, which happens inside the womb. So can they do that outside the womb, I'm guessing. You can freeze embryos, well. Can you? Yeah. That's really impressive. I've got no idea. And then you can incubate. You can incubate. You can be through IVF. Created in a laboratory. Yeah. And then you can incubate them. No, but they haven't been in the belly.

Oh, he's been done in it again. Well, I guess it's a real line, isn't it? No, it hasn't been? Yeah, IVF's done in the lab. Because is it 30 years old, yes or no, because it's never been born. It's a 30-year-old embryo. It's also never been in the womb, which is the argument that it's a 30-year-old embryo. But it's not a 30-year-old.

This more feeds into the science behind this, because, like, we all... By the way, you started this by basically making out that they got pregnant in the belly, they created an embryo, and then took it out and froze it. Yeah. What kind of... Maniac are you? That's so inhumane. I thought that's a fucking Frankenstein.

No, they're doing the lab. I don't know how they do it. I thought that time you did it in the 70s. So you're researching everything by the actual one. Thank you. This is my point. Unresearched, that wasn't important.

That was an essential to the point. It's the main part. That's not. That's not the big part at all. Carry on with you. That's not the, that's a technicality. That's a check of a story. What we can't agree in.

This so-called fact, by the way, which he claims with research. And I asked him twice, have you definitely researched this? And is it a fact? He said yes. And his first sentence was, the embryo got taken out of the woman's belly and frozen. That's not, that's more of a technicality to the story rather than being important to the story itself. You make me want to shoot myself.

One thing we can all agree on that we don't know if it's safety in the bollus. We don't know what happens to the embryo. That's 30 years old. We don't know what happens to the embryo. We don't know the safety measure. You don't know anything. But anyways, the kid comes out seemingly the same as, What are we would... Minus 196 degrees again.

Just carry on. So the kid grows up and this is actually... That's how poor. This is actually interesting bit. So like the parents obviously like watching him carefully and like the kid grows up and from young he like he didn't seem dodgy but he seemed a bit... Don't why is he laugh?

You're going to tell us it's like... Yeah, like an Eastland and gangster. He just seemed a bit odd and like they always like watched out. He was one of the cry twins. So apparently he didn't... See, you're going to shout at me here, but this is what the research said. So, like, don't... Fucking hell, what are we pretending we're doing here?

Like, you're actually researching this shoy. It's actually a headache. I'm not researching. I'm not researching, but scientists obviously keeping track of this. Are they? Trig on what? Of the baby. Can you get on up?

How often are IVF babies tracked by scientists for the rest of their life? They're often born after 30 years, mate. Lou, can you just get to the point? Me. Trying to, you don't understand. You don't know, man. You went there. So, genuinely, in the report,

he was saying that he wasn't grasping technology that well. It's 2,000. Yes. You got to remember he's from the 70s. He doesn't, it doesn't understand me. He's still doing just like fucking dial-up phones. It does make your question that is stuff hereditary like that? No, it's not.

He's fucking... You learn things in the environment. One thing you need to realize. Lewis, when we were born, the iPhone didn't exist. There's a point... How do we know how to you from now? There was a point in time that the smartest people than the earth

thought the earth was flat. Lou. Sometimes what we think we know Right, right So why don't the descendants Of those people Believe the Earth's flat But anyways

Apparently his parents said He seemed relatively mature And beyond his years Also people Those are people Like no It's more like a T-year-old And like kids have key parties

Everyone was wearing like football shirts With jeans And like T-90s He had a leather jacket Chelsea Yeah I can't I'm smoking a cigar

Guys, can't compare to... Aviators on, it will be. No, legit. I know someone who's like this. Have you never considered you might just be autistic. Yeah. Like you.

Like, he might just love... You know, there's people, like, there's kids that grow up who are slightly different and they dress up like they're from the 50s. No, he's kind of like Jaden Smith. Like, do you know, when Jada Smith was like, like, he doesn't like hang out with kids his age?

It was sort of that vibe. So when he's two-year-old and all the kids were playing tea parties, right? He just didn't get involved. He was smoking cigars. Yeah. Go on then.

He was a bit beyond his years with that. Yeah, he was playing Sudoku. But the kids are playing Connect 4. But they were saying, like, he's technically our little 32-year-old is what the parents. That's what the parents said. I really didn't. That's what the parents said. Happy 30-second birthday.

Love you so much. But, like, it all kind of begs the question. It kind of begs the question comes down to this. Cheers, man. Cheers, man. He's too. Yeah. It begs the question, are you fucking all right in me, eh?

That's what it beg. Well, number one, he's going to technically be, like, the Earth's, if he lives a full, nice life. He's going to be the Earth's oldest person, technically. But then it also begs the question, has science gone too far? That's it. So when he was two... The big crescendo. Hang on.

Sorry. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where's the fact? Yeah. I'm sorry. What do you mean? Where's the fact? The fact is we have a 32-year-old baby, brother.

It's not 32. Wait, surely... Technically. Wait, Lewis, can ask you question. So this kid was born in 2000. What's the fact? Yeah, technically, I don't know where he is these days. He's technically like 60, like now.

25. No, he's... What's the fact? A baby was born after 30 years. So, so an OVF baby was made and then born. No, that's it. That's it. And apparently, and apparently he dressed beyond his years.

Are you skipping past the fact? No, no. You've just given us a story, which I most likely believe he's completely made up and bullshit that you've seen. You're skipping past the fucking is 30 years all there. That you've probably seen on TikTok. Like, where's the most of the fact? Over then, over then, an embryo was born.

He came out of the word in the beard. Yeah. They were like, is science gone too far? What do you want for your second birthday? Tim and he went, I fucking mold. It's like, are we,

we're playing with life. Did he come out with his bones? Okay, so you've asked us a question. You haven't given us a fact. That's not the fact. Your final crescendo was, has science gone too far? You didn't even finish with it.

We're sort of like meddling with stuff, though. It's like, do you know, scientists now? I can't say it any clearer. Do you're not scientists now? You're 55 now, that kid? Wait, Lewis, could you not argue that actually scientists that gave this young couple?

Without him, we wouldn't, yeah. But should we know, yeah, but like, it's 30, is that putting the child at risk or the parents at risk? Well, clearly not. It's not 30 years old, Lewis. I mean, it could have been tongue contaminated. You don't know what I went through in. But he wasn't, he was born healthy and happy.

You see that? Well, yeah, but he's a little dodgy. Lou. And so are you. Did you find out what he's going around and not. Oh my God, the twist is. He's the baby. No, it was little things like, when, like, certain kids would, like, read, like, Dr. Seuss books.

You're making this up now. No, but it's like, it's like trying to get through your brain because, like, it's hard to give an example. What was he reading? Well, they probably just read to him, but it would be, like, more sophisticated stuff. Oh, no, like, where's some people get, like, Hamlet, he's reading Hamlet. But maybe, maybe it was the parents forcing him to listen to Avicamemann, but he just seemed more interested in. Right, right, yeah. So all you're doing, all you've done.

Tell us a story, speculate, and then said, this is a fact. But do you know, I think it's coincidental that he just so happened to, like, I've made that up on the spot. So now I know that he's not interesting. You can think of that you've said. But no, they've made the point that he doesn't, like, Legals weren't really. You're going to make me throw up in a minute. Let's leave it there because I just think, I think you are completely and utterly insane.

Just to let everyone know. One after 30 years frozen. I am not claiming it's not interesting. Would you eat your pizza that's been frozen? It's not a fact. It is a fact. It happened. Would you? That's the fact.

I actually thought that was so interesting. I think you proposed it. Nobody denies it's not interesting. It did mention, like, it's not a fact. You said it was a 30-year-old. By the book's bit is a fact. I don't know the exact books, but he was mature reading. We want to know what's doing now.

He read mature material. He's the president of the United States. Trump. Anyway, thanks for tuning. Don't forget, well, not don't forget, we're going to tell you right now. Next episode. We've got a special guest for you. Mr. Jamie Hutchinson is on the pod.

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