Back Side - Theo's NYC Marathon Experience, THAT Sydney Sweeney PICTURE, Lewis Spots a REAL UFO & Reading Our Viewers WEIRDEST FETISHES

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week? And if you want to see more backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram where all you have to do is search backside. Let's get into it. Genuinely, I saw a UFO the other day. I'm not taking the piss here. So here we go, here we go, here we go. Do you know four away? You probably are for that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I reckon you clean your camera next time because that's just the laptop. I'll do your marathon, well done, you broke you. Yeah, free party, man. Very good time. You won't me all? I said thank you. He said, too, fuck off some messaging me.

The whole shit in the UK has been revealed in a new study. It's... It's... It's... ...wool... ...whoeoh! There he is. Well done.

One of those! So conveniently late. Wow, that was really convenient. Brosraman fucking crocodile shooting. You actually was an hour and a half late, though. You always come back with a different form of, like, medal. Would you have it any other way? It's because he's so successful.

Yeah. Do you get a medal for being a G-star? What does G-star stand for? Granny. Gay. A good star. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's good.

Welcome back to the show, Theo. That was weird. Anything else gone on in your life? Over than being late? Yeah. Oh, I've got a show you sight. No. I got a show you sign.

Guys, let's just talk back up. We are going to momentarily talk about Thiel's running, but he has promised us from a good story. No, he's earned the right to chat by it. Oh, let me guess. He put one foot in front of the other for three hours. You were proud as well. You even post a story.

I'm proud of me, but I don't want to talk about it. I do. He met Casey nice stuff. Did you actually? It was up at that point. Yeah, it must have been because you won't me up. I said, thank you. He said, fuck off some messaging me.

No, I was on stream when I mess up. Oh, that's adorable. I was on stream and a message on it. And then he replied until he was later and it won't because he double message

it won't, you know. I popped into your stream actually and he didn't read me message but then he didn't know it was there. No, no, but then I happened to join

and he had a few beers at this point. Oh, I had a few beers, yeah. Oh, he was being so nice about me. What does I say? You were just saying how I was the goat

and like, oh yeah, you did, you did. You were saying I was the goat and then he did this thing where he puts a drink down and he took a break from his laptop He's like, yeah.

And he started just singing my praises and I was there on the other side of the laptop just fucking goonin. Gooning. Yeah, the gooning the gyms. But surely if he loves you so much, he would have read your message out. He obviously doesn't.

Yeah, that's the problem. I'd chat's a bit more busy than he, so I'm miss of you. You need to donate for him to see it. Yeah, you actually never donate to me. You never donate to me? Actually, you did five questions. I'm your top subscriber. No, you're not now, though.

No, not you're not now. I'm like his top don't. No, I would say that to your face. I do think you're really iterating. Your Lewis's top, Don't happen in it. Tommy, you're like, I hate you.

I hate every fibre of your being and I wish upon your downfall every day. But I do find you, I find you hilarious. He's implying that no one else does, by the way. Even that's a backout. I think the prediction show has shown you in the light, I think people should see you in. Finally.

Instead of coming across like a complete idiot. Do you know what's interesting? I actually spoke about this with Charlie last night. I was saying I'm just amazing I know no I was saying to it I was like I

it's weird because you go out and you meet people and everything whatever and they see your pitch eyes but I don't think anyone actually knows

what I'm like and they so I feel like everyone in the world has like a misconception of me because of how I am

on pitch side but that's the same as all of us I do yeah they take what they infer what they see they don't

like I'm with your own stuff no but I'm saying if I went out like on a night out with them not just for a rive on people Yeah, you're known, you're, like, you're, like, Chabber's true, that's true.

Like, man, what, oh, right? No one got, like, the amount of people who, like, come up to you and go, oh, like, they talk about your channel and your feet. Got you, got you. You mean, that's the only platform that you're. And a lot of people don't just, a lot of people don't actually, watch pitch side. So all they'll see of me are these, like, random 60 second clip.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which are, like, are normally, like, the worst clip. Yeah, yeah. I was, like, the ninth first playing. Yeah. Yeah. But I was thinking it's like, it's kind of fuck, like, because it's like 90% of people out there hate you. Maybe hate me or love me for reasons that aren't actually even me.

Yeah, I mean, it is a part of your... Yeah, it is a part of it. I've voted more. Yeah, it's weird for us. I was just thinking that Tom's your biggest donator. Obviously, I'm your biggest t-shirt buyer. And we all gave you a career. It's what we do.

Every time we come in trying to make up one of those is like the worst friends. I mean, it would have been nice for you to invite one of us to the man. Oh, I'm looking after his physical world for me. I'm taking to the gym. Oh, you, is it a diggerie? Was that made to be a diggerree? Oh, my God. He's saying you're saying your top donator, his top shut up by that.

I'd like to say, what are you doing for him? I'd actually like to just say, you know, I don't think, I think both the user treat me like some sort of charity dog care. And I like to say, Tom, you're the only one who actually treats me like a human. By donating to you like a charity. You're treating me like a favor for the gym. Lou, he knows he donated you. You're now using me as a porn in your games.

Well, we're doing online saves. Yeah, we're an online save. We're an online save. We can be full-time Twitch stream. We're the biggest Twitch to you, whatever. Specky Board on Twitch, guys. You never heard of the crack shot. You bet, you better watch your bat because we might leave pitch side.

The way we're going. Fuck it, I might leave pitch side. Nah, I'll never fucking leave. It's just me on my own. Tom, you know what? Just thank you for treat me like a human, mate. Shut up, your chimp. Thank you.

Right, what are we talking about this? You're marathon. Well done, you broke. Yeah, three-party, man. Very good time. That is a bit tight, though. Very good. Yeah, but you also predicted one second before.

So you got way better than what you predicted, too? What? In your video, you said, I'm going to do it in 3.29. Sorry, it's just... Yeah, it's pretty hard, like. Yeah, it's actually hard without your... I don't want to be that guy. It's actually harder than the Iron Man.

Really? Yeah, because you were sending it there, haven't you? I have never been so fucked in my life. Is it because you're less fit for this compared to the Iron Man, though, sort of thing? No. No, did you try... No, like, you would probably be more...

You would probably more peek and your top fitness for the Iron Man, not. Because your heart rate won't go as high. Yeah. This would go higher, won't it? Like last 6K, I was at like 1,8,5, 190 heart rate. Well, you showed me the video of your knee shaking. It looked like you have the world's best orgasm crossing the life.

You know them blokes? Like, when they cross, or anyone who went to fly them, pass out, that was almost me. I was almost meeting. The medicates is there, like, you're right? No, I was almost me. I showed them. You get the foil round. No.

On the video, on the video, someone comes over. He's like, you're right. Do you need a wheelchair and his voice and his knees are shaking? He's like, yeah. And then I think you said, no, dudes. I didn't know what she said. Imagine he got, like, wheeled off. Oh, I'd be a word.

Kirsten, nice to our blogging, and he's on the background, like, oh. Trishendor the video. I ran it with Dom, which was kind of nice. We did 32K. From Dick and Dom. The HZ, the 8 to Z, the 8th is head. The eight of Z, the dick and Dom. He started cramping, and I was like, I can't leave it.

Is that why you're left? We got a lot, yeah. So you left him? No, I was like, are you not? I was like, you've got to go. Keep pushing through this. Oh, man. I don't believe a man.

You like Rocky? It was like, no, picture like wars or music in the background. Yeah, no, I felt like it. And then he was like, you've got to go on without me. Meanwhile, he's still running. In other words, leave me alone. And then the hand, you know, he picked me. He faked cramped to get away from him.

That's what three hours of running with the audience. Could you imagine, you're absolutely fucked running a marathon. Your legs are battered and he tries talking to you. Bahari is three minutes. I think you have for breakfast this morning. I'm into my red dog. Oh, my God. I did carbload to be fair.

And then I was like, you've got to go on without me. man, you're not going to make it in time. I'm going to do this for you. No, I fucking did. Isn't he English? How many minutes was he? How many minutes did he finish behind you? Two.

It's not like you left him miles behind. Why is that funny? No, it's because it's not like you left a mile behind. It was quite a long time. If they'd be racing together. In 6K, two minutes. Yeah. I feel like that's very close.

Like, no. At the end of a marathon? If you got six kilometers left, two minutes apart, it's quite a lot. He was obviously fucked. He was fucked. He was fucked. Got fucked. Yeah.

I felt like I got a dog. Yeah, that's how I felt on the lot of there. A wild Labrador. 18th Street. Bummed him. Did you ever see... On 5th Avenue? Did you know on Grom Pains when, like,

Ethan was saying how like, if he scores a hat trick, he gets lucky? I've never seen it now. Oh, are you asking the question if you break free 30, do you get... When you get a medal, do you get lucky? Did you and Dodee get it on? Do you wear the medal?

Hey, why do you think it's shiny? Was he bashing her against the face? Actually, that's not the perfect location for Jody to be Jody. They're like, Doody. Yeah, come on. Now, I had steak and just like I went to bed. You had some day and watched the door to plan.

Wait, you didn't have a celebratory pint or? I had four pints. Oh, fucky. Oh. What? He's not even lethargic the next day. He really did. Oh, I actually did.

Now, this, oh, we had to, um. What, you didn't get some, uh, sloppy toppy. Hey, do I was, I was actually, we chiv to fuck like, gee, I, that's what I mean. I was thinking I was like, I wouldn't, if I wouldn't get near that anyway. I don't think it's an offer for us. I'm just saying, if I was doughty, I would be like, tomorrow. I actually wasn't chaved. Tomorrow.

I was just like borderline. I couldn't lift my arm. You didn't slam your bollocks against her ass. I couldn't lift my arm. I crossed the finish line. I couldn't lift my arm. Yeah, shoulder. I was like, what?

I was like, will help you in between. Yeah. Paramedics coming all that. Mommy or ambulance. I was like, no, me. Sir, sir. So you're only there, what, four days? Yeah, sick.

Had a lot of steak. It's a lot of trouble in that for four days. Yeah, it's good fun though. I was a BIP. Oh yeah, so I didn't mean that one, not in a bad guy, but. Wait, because you got, get there at 6.m. So you're up at 4 a.m.

Then you got to get a bus and you're there at 6 and you don't start the race till like 945. So what's to do that time? You just, well, we were fortunate. We had VIPs. We had a hot tenting bagels. We're VIP? Oh my God. So what's it like the people who are?

I was gasped about this. I was like, fucking hell. It's going to be like celebrities. I'm going to see Casey Nice. Who's Casey Nice? You keep mentioning. He's like a gore. He's like a goat. He's really good. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's, he's like, he's, New York Marathon.

He's like major beast mode. Fair enough. Shout to Casey, I know you're watching. Yeah. Fuck you, Casey. No. Me, friend of the show? He's a friend of the show.

He's about learning about how he all met him. He's not a fucking friend of mine. Fuck him. And I met a guy, he was meant to be pacing him. He was like, oh, have you seen Casey? I haven't seen him. You've got his number. I don't have his number.

And then, uh... I don't have Casey's number. Did he mean phone number? Like, surely like one or G YouTuber to another. Well, I must have got lost in the fucking... Orgy YouTube, Gube chat. Coop churns out. Oh.

Goon chat. Turns out there was another tent. Oh, for the V-VIPs. Oh, you got fucking mugged. Oh, no, they're dunked on you, bro. Oh, you got mugged by a thing. You're not a celebrity? And, uh, did you not wear your shocker-eyed jacket?

Mate, it had gold with appeal on my thing as well, uh, apparently, apparently we could just go in it, but we didn't know it existed. We didn't even know. Sure. Yeah, yeah, you could. Yeah, you could go in if you on. But they seemed to avoid, they avoided where they let us know about it. Oh, could have gone.

Just I want her. Selective. No, I did want to. So what kind of people were in there? Oh. Casey Knice.

Yeah. Trust it by himself. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. How's did it? Do you know,

he could have had an all-time story about Theo, like with the top brass in America. Ben Stiller. Yeah, like Ben Stiller. Yeah. Sounds like you're fucking cold.

But instead he was at the bagel. Like, Trent. Maybe Trump was it? Well, given the choice, I think. What did have in there?

We had these toilet, obviously, Port-a-Loo's. No. And that was good. Port-a-boos. They let you have a piss in a shit. Did you have a shit before the race-out? I've got to show you this. You're not showing us another poo.

I'll show me this. I walked into the Port-a-Loo. It's not as good as that video I sent in anyway. Oh, mate, waiting to you see this. Yeah. Warting the port-oh. Oh, yeah. I look at it and I go.

Yeah, but it'll be a collection of shit. No, no, no. No, no. Hell, yeah. This, see, I don't get how it's happened. Go on. This is one foot. I need to put it on Reddit and be like, oh, not.

And surely the person doing this is like eight foot. Mate, at this point, would you not just sit on Steve? Is it a King Kong's finger? It's like 7am. The tent is quite that busy. It's not that busy. Can you just show it? Show me the poop.

Which means I'm dying to see it. I'm walking around. Can we show this on YouTube? Yeah. Just blur it a bit and you can see the general. Mate, I am walking around knowing that I'm meters away from someone who's done this. A beast. There's a beast of monger.

This should be illegal. What was it? What if it was a kiss? you came i'll just be oh sure's this shows this that's a dog how the fuck's he done that

yeah just missed it you know what it is someone's squatting someone's squatting because they don't want to sit on the seat yeah just missed it right and he's because by the just sit on the seat

oh do you know what's funny there can I make an observation here can I make an observation that's quite clever it's hairy this is going to be quite clever so see how with the seat oh it's a huge is sort of matches like the general size of it.

They went to cause that to try and hide it. And then they realized that's not going to work. It's going to squish. So they put it back up. Yeah. But the thing is, the worst thing, right, an hour later. You sat on it. Can you imagine someone just, like, wiping it up?

You ate it. I need to carve loud. I'm sorry, like, so whoever's on that needs to be fucking locked. And then we got onto the top. I showed everyone in the tent who we're with. And he's always. You've come back when everyone's got, like, rough stomachs anyway. Because they're like pumped full of gel.

and car blown it and going, guys, look at this. And he wonders why he didn't get in the celebrity then. But then obviously we got... No, they've looked over and they were about to invite them and they've gone.

Oh, who's the weird? He always made it. But then we were talking about like poo stories. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. At 7 a.m. Yeah, yeah. We had three and a house

to kill, come on my God. I obviously showed the infamous shit from the ski trip. Yeah, yeah. And then, uh, all my mate put up this picture of his mate. He was obviously, like, drunk. Just covered in poo.

He's, I don't know why he did this. He showed me a picture. He's in his nightclub. And instead of taking a photo of this massive shit in the diner, he picks it up and takes a... Oh. What the fuck? I still don't want to keep in fact that.

That's class. That is actually... It would be solid one, were you? No, imagine you on that. Hello. It was so thick. Hello. Like, look at the size of the picture of shit,

and he's just like that. Would you, how much would it type for you to do that? Oh, I pick a... It might be worth a laugh. What? It might be worth the last You've done it No, that's different

I didn't fucking hold a foot my hand You walked your ass with your hand That is the room by the way man And then didn't wash your hand Especially when there was toilet roll there That was weird No that's not true And he loves shaking people's hand as well

He went to the bar on Yeah I got you number of it Always shake me Play five in the bar staff Nice to meet you man Yeah anyways Marathon's pretty fucking hard

Yeah anything else That's the most The bin in the bin By far I was destroyed Well I was destroyed Yeah, we're all proudy, man.

You did well. Never talk about it again because it's boring as far. 455 average made it of 28 seconds to spare. Yeah, baby. Well done, man. Are you going to keep running your running career? Yeah. Is there just marathons?

Are you going to upgrade? I'd like to do an ultra at some point. Oh, Goggins. We've got a marathon book for next year. Should be good laugh? Moab. No, it's too far. Has anyone got a cobby corner this one?

I'm interested to see if you have one, because you've been over in America. Is there any different things that you've... A wise guy! You know what? It's not that... On the plane When I was getting off the plane

There wasn't enough food in fact I wasn't allowed to get off the plane You let the seat In front of you go And then you go right It's an order Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I was just stood there about to get off

And then they all just keep walking past Yeah And I did Stood there and took it I stomped in front of this one guy He was trying to get off I made he was like an older man Who wasn't a big geez

Sorry sorry can I just get off me And then I shook my head in disgust To him, he didn't even do it. He tried. But they'd already gone. He tried. He's already gone fast. Also, that is...

I'm just picturing like an old, like, old E's there. Just like... No, but that is so darned. Really frail man. He's given his wallet all. You! That has reminded me of mine, because I was on a train the other day. Oh my God.

Fucking, I had another disaster on the train. For some reason, on the weekend, they just weren't doing trains back to Birmingham. So I'd go to rugby and get an Uber home. Oh, I bet you're weird about that. Yeah, it wasn't very nice. But in fair, but I'm sick of people, like five minutes. Obviously, it was a full train, so there's no trains to Birmingham. I had a seat next to this guy who was on the, by the window.

And literally, five, at least five minutes before the stop, he's like, like, bustling. He's like, can I just get my suitcase? And I was like, okay, so got out, let him get his suitcase for him to sit back on the table and put the suitcase on the table. And I was like, what is the point of that? Like, I'm going to get up and get off. It's the last stop. Sure do you just wait? That's a busy guy.

What did... That didn't save him. Yeah. That didn't save him any time at all. Everyone else, he's like hustling getting their coat and I'm just like, people do it on planes. It's like, what are you getting up for? Sorry, can I just get my suit? Do you race to get the...

I think that's a man who's had his case stolen before and he doesn't want someone to accidentally tear him. That just doesn't happen. It happened to him. Oh. We actually did it before on the back of a... I can remember on the end of a pitchside shoot, like one of the cam-ops like took someone else's bag. Yes. in the back of the taxi

when we came back from Houston do you remember? I'm sorry but okay okay but my I arrest my case where his bag to say I was Maybe it's the same guy

Say I was Say I was saying We're on the one side Literally opposite me to the right Is where the case is where And there was like Oh yeah that's pointless then He's not even doing anything properly there

I just I didn't even If he's got his eye on it I didn't say anything to him But I just thought That doesn't make sense He's got his eye on it That makes some difference

Does it? Indeed Fucking freak If it was a bag I'd kind of understand it but he plonked a whole fucking suitcase on the table. I was like... Funny, a little bit funny though.

Yeah, he's mental. It was mental. I was all what you're doing. But yeah, it's not really a crabby corner. I just thought people are fucking weird. It's strange. And everyone should just be like me. You what?

Had some good burgers. Not crappy. What is that? Another core memory, Theo. It's not crabby corner. That is not going to be a story of you explaining a burger. I got crabby corner. We kind of touched on it.

Not really. So I went to the West. time away game, mate. Did you. You didn't mention it. Newcast, you know. They literally, they just only sell sold like five hot dogs, five pies. That goes straight away. They only had fucking popcorn. Selling popcorn

at like a football... Sweet or salted. I didn't buy? It's obviously. You've got to get mixed. I'll get mixed. I'll get mixed. I'll get salted me if I have to choose. Sometimes it's nice to have a little sweetness in your life. But, mate, popcorn and like five sausages, it was shit, so that's my... Actually, talking of that,

Whatford, don't sell booze in the away, any. Yeah, bullshit. That's crazy. Why? Don't want to get your Audi, I think. Apparently, so I haven't been to Watford since like 2008, not yet. John did it. So I would have been a kid anyway. But apparently it's always been a rule.

Why did out, what are you on about? Well, did he... I think he did eventually. Yeah, fucking we were fuming, won't we? Yeah. People had to, like, smuggling in rum. Yeah, that creates an even worse thing, because you have to take it in yourself.

Stupid shit. So I just thought that was really weird. It's really weird and annoying, but we had a hot dog, didn't we? We got a glizzy down. Oh, you know what? I like a fucking crabby corner. Here we go. Oh, here we go.

Yeah, but the burger didn't have his best sauce at it. Dode. Cheezed your cremary corner. Her level of skill in mini golf really fucks me off. Oh, my mom's really good at mini golf. I lose every time. Yeah. And we always put things on the line.

What do you put on the line? Eonel. Pegging. Yeah, I just do like lunch or something. Oh. What, you make a pay? Oh. Millionaire YouTuber.

Oh. Like a foot massage and she'd be like, can I get an aloe sex? An anal sex? Allo or something. I love all she asked, the prospect of giving you a foot massage. She just proper locks the fucking. Poor grip.

Prime Tiger comes out. She pulled out. She's like a drop her knife point on a straight. She goes right, just throws your toilet. It comes out with Scotty Cameron, brand new. But I'm just so shit. Like, why am I just... How many she beat you, boy?

Two shots. Through nine? Through 18. Oh. I was five down at one point. Did you not have your glove? And then on the other one, on the first game we played,

the nine holes, lost by seven shots. Oh. In nine holes. Yeah, that's impressive. Also, that's probably just a slight on you. Hey, those are great.

Yeah, I got like an 11 on one hole. Oh my God. On a mini golf on. You got done a mini golf on a back. I have to admit, I just shit it. Yeah, minigolf is a bit tricky. I think we overthink it. The girls don't.

They just eat it. Yeah, we're thinking about real golf. Golf. It doesn't work by those rules. Aye. Aye. All right. Well, golf aside, what's yours? Actually, I've had a good week, mate. I've not got anything to moan about it. Boom.

Oh, I'm grateful for life. You're not pretty much, mate. Fucking people that don't suggest things for crabby corner. That's my crabby corner. Hey, ban on. No, there was someone who's caught wanking in a park outside my building. Yeah, you. Yeah.

He's getting videoed from by yourself.com. Did they have glasses and a hat on? Yeah. He did have a hat Oh, no, he did have a hat on. Was it a beast's not a shot? It was not a beastnay shot. No, but he's like, it was weird as Almey.

He's like, because it goes into like the safety chat that Charlie's in. By the way, he's not in ironically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The safety chat of the building. Half the time they're just winging. Yeah. Can't be high. That fucking guy's, you know, you should get in it and then stir the pot.

Oh, mate, I do. Sometimes I want, there's another chat. I'm in. There's another chat. There's another chat. There's another building. chat that I'm in because one of them was slagging me off at one point because I was doing that exact thing

while I was streaming and he's like who's screaming and it sounds like someone's been murdered and I was playing Outlast on stream and I was getting a bit angry. Not angry but scared. Yeah it's like 10 on a weekend. You don't you scream louder. Yeah well they're going to have to fucking deal with it. Oh, bad-hael of it.

Who's the guy moaning? Who's the guy moaning? How many floors difference is it? I've no idea, don't know it? It could be like five floors. I do you all like What's it going to do? Do you have people below you? Or could they be next year? Nah, I think my balcony door was up

so it could go anywhere outside. Look, I don't even think it was 10. I think it was like half nine or something. But like 7 p.m. I wasn't, I'm not a bad neighbor like that. But now this guy who does cock out, a cock out in the park. And he was like, there was a last sat behind him.

And he was like facing his bike with his fucking cock out. That's what I'm, there's already been. Wait, so did you see this? Yeah? I've seen the video. Oh, Charlie's got it, I ain't got it. Exactly that. The age?

Oh my, you think it was him? It was me. Oh my God. Do you see that guy? Wanking in his car? On the motorway, did that? There's a guy in a truck. Driving?

Yeah, he was driving, wanging? Fuck it. Oh, bleep that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bleep that. You've done that as well? Yeah, he's openly admitted it. That's mental.

No, he didn't in the back of his van, don't you? I just don't understand. He's openly admitted it, allegedly. Originally. Although you said you did it. No, I was going to say I know someone who's done it as well. Oh, wink, wink. No, you said to me you'd basically done that.

I'd pull over me. He said what he did, he was getting towards his flat. Oh no. Oh, no, was he actually weren't you? He was my other mate. I thought I was going to see him. My other mate said, oh no, to be fair, I have kind of done that. I was like, what do you mean, kind?

He was like, well, I got it all loaded, ready for when I pulled up on the drive. As soon as I got in, I ran in and started wanked. I was like that, it's in the same, but it's still weird. Like, surely you can just weird. Like, how can you be that horny? I know, look. Time's tough for some people, man. You know me, I love a horny, like, just,

horny guy, you love a horny guy. I just, everything's horny. Like, those fucking shoes are fucking horny, but what the hell's at the back? But anyway. Welcome back, go back side, court! No, I don't like this outfit. Take your top off. No.

First case, whoever stole my bloody gown, You've been judged. Oh, can I do this one? You're a wanker. It's Ozzy. Go on that. Stop shaking your leg, please. Galae, boys.

Listen to hear from Australia. I got a missus, and she's not bad. But she snores a lot. Now, after a night out, I come home to her, I fall asleep. As usual, but if I wake up in the middle of night,

I can't get back to sleep because she snores so bloody loud. Need a voice. Need advice. Do I tell her? She's the reason I can't. Right, well that was bloody awful. What do we say?

I think, mate. She's a snorer. If you can just wear earplugs or air pods, that's what I do with. If I ever go on a stag doing, I'm with, like, in a room or on holiday with a lad who snores, I just put air pods in. I didn't write how bad you were until Amsterdam. I don't snore, I just breathe really loudly. Even then, I wore... By the way, that's the most criminal thing that's happened on this show.

But I wore AirPods when you were snoring in. Yeah, and I just used that. I sometimes have to push Charlie for. Charlie, if she's doing me head in and like, I do the same to me, kick her away. Charlie's do, this is, oh dear, crabby corner, but she, what Charlie will do in her sleep is she'll tug, tuck the covers underneath her

and live on the covers, so I'm like, like, oh, you're fucking mind. Because she's trying to like, she's trying to, like, she's trying to cause you and herself, mate, it's mental. You're snoring, mate. I think, I think here, like, when you just push them on their side,

you gently roll them on to side. Oh, I don't, I'm gently roll them off the bed. I shove. My, my, my humble opinion here would be, I don't think you need to tell her. anything, maybe take the piss out and we go, you got to have a laugh, but she snores. Yeah, but if you can

just ignore it by either putting AirPods, AirPods or ear plugs in, or smothera. Yeah, yeah, just put AirPods in and stuff in. Or just tell her to wear breathing apparatus. Oh, yeah, she may need to go and have good operation. Or try, you know what? You can try them like magnetic

things. No strips. No, because then you just want to tell her she's the problem. I don't know why, by the way, just tell just the problem. Also, if you, if you If you can't tell your missis that she snores, Yeah, yeah, get some balls. Oh, scared of. You actually, why, you're scared of her, mate.

What's gonna do, mate, fucking slept me out of fucking Barbie? Mate, fucking, ugh. Well, you should have some shrimp up to your ass? She might be in, I would say, every time she snores, you get your beard trimmer out and just take a little bit of hair off the back of bread. Off of, that's really specific in knees that you do that. No, no.

You just like, come back. There we go, case closed. Stop knocking it off. I'm really hungry. Yeah, it's really easy to do. that. Hunger? Taste two.

Who's... By the way, he's just said he's hungry. He's just fucking smashed the McDonald's. Yeah. Farn meal as well. Chips and bloody milkshake. Right, next one.

Hi, boys. My boyfriend listens to this podcast every week and loves you. Oh, no. Podcasts are not for me, but each of their own. Well, fuck you.

Fuck you. You're stupid. Dickhead. You somehow know this email. Oh, yeah. Fucking joggle. Is this Charlie? You silly.

By the way, you only know the email to listen to the podcast. Why I order. But wanting to get in touch. because I wanted him to hear this. He recently went from wearing regular fitting boxer shorts to wearing Y-front underwear, which I hate. What's white?

Is that pants? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even worse, he's bought some speedos to wear on holiday. He's a rugby lad. I actually think the sight of him wearing them might make me leave in disgust. Can you tell him to fix up and wear normal shorts and boxers? Hey, Lionel.

His name is Leonel, by the way. Lionel, mercy. Thanks, kiss kid. Right. Get him off. I'll go nude. He's a rugby player. I think, get the bloody boxes off, mate.

He plays rugby. I think pants are fine. They are actually more comfy. I used to wear them for football. They're not, they just feel like it's gonna have the body to go with it, like. No, they just see a picture of a little, Nile. I think Speedo's a criminal and...

What is if they're, what's... Did they set a picture of them wearing them? What, budgie spongy? That's a speedo. Yeah, no, it's a different brand. No, it's the same kind of thing though. Yeah, but they're cool. But they're cool.

No, they're not. I couldn't wear, though. You just wouldn't look like you've got a cock. Depends you have a cock. I'd happily wear him. When you have, like, the pants actually might you have a bigger ball because it all goes into one. But what happens when you get out of a cold swimming pool? I don't think I'd fill it out.

You wouldn't know. Yours would be baggy. No, I think we need to see a picture of him. Well, that was an easy, God. He's obviously a rugby player. How do you know that? And he lives and clapham. It's got Lee in him.

No, I reckon they're Ozoo. No. Another Aussie. If they're Australian, she'd love him in Speakers. Yeah, good point. Do you know what I'd say? Do you know what I'd say? What if he started telling you you, you had to wear a thong every day?

Are you going to listen to him? Maybe he can choose his own clothes. She probably does wear a thong over there. Yeah, they probably do, man. What are you thinking about other girls in thong? That is out of all about it. Oh, that's crazy. Why are you presuming she wears a thong every day?

I'm not pursuing. You just said she probably wears a thong every day. Objectifying. Sorry, Yolo. Lionel. That does not defend. Lionel. Yolo is not a defense.

Why is the objectifying women, George? Lionel is thinking of your misses in a thong. Yolo. So, go on then. What's your... I think, do what you want, send us a picture. Yeah, follow a B-mail. Lionel.

Send news. What you should do, yeah, is in retaliation, you start wearing, like, them big granny knickers. Oh, yeah. See what he does then. Don't shave your pew. Or you buy him a pair of speedos that are like the dissolvable ones. Like I did to you boys, which failed miserably.

Yeah, that's just a crap ban. Oh, well, thank you. Taste free. Did he say he was guilty? No, you decided, did you? He's guilty of being... The jury's out. Yeah.

Granny pants for the future. All right, lads. Oh, my God. Go on, Lou. All right, lads, up the bloody backside. I've started dating a girl from uni, who is easily the fittest girl on the course. Well, fuck off.

My mates are amazed. I pulled her, and it's got the past the point of casual and now getting a bit dainty. But... Really quickly, what course-tricken it is? Because fitter on the course. Not fittest in the university, you said. Sport science.

Oh, here we go. Good fucking... He might be on, like, the hair and makeup thing. No, it's... Undercover. No, because then he wouldn't know. No. It's sports science.

Undercover. What do you mean by that? Biochemistry. But I have a slight concern. And it's called... Agal Matafilia. What the fuck's that? For those of you who don't know, that's being sexually attracted to stater.

Oh, bloody hell, mate. She told me this and has since made me stand still like a statue while she gets off. Which she absolutely loved. Wait, hang on a second. She has it or he has it? She has it. She's a sexually attracted to statue. I'm all for trying new things, but this seems a step too far.

A, should I carry on this, even though I find it weird? Yes. B, what's the weirdest you've heard of come across dating? on Noah May has Or say, don't do anything Wait, so hang on, so he has to stand there Like this And she'll just fucking sit and finger herself to him

Yeah I mean, I'm sorry Like, why is this a problem You're punching above your weight mate Fucking Fucking, take But he's just got, he's not getting He should at least get sucky sake

No no No, he's gonna get traction But he has to stay still That's good though You'd have to do no work Exactly mate, what are you complain about This is, you can sit there

Do fuck all He's better there like a... He's less attractive than her. You don't know that? You don't know that? You said, he said fittest girl. Allegedly. He might be the fittest guy.

They're all seen as me as can't believe he's pulled. He might be the fittest lads you've ever seen in your life. Well, they can't give you polder. Jeffrey. I think, mate. You're at uni. Do whatever you do. Like, relationships aren't serious.

Keep this freak on the... Keep her going. Grab a cardboard cart of yourself and then carry up with the rest of the women on the course. No, because then he won't get sucked off. The carball cut. You cut a hole in it and then you just leave them there. No, what do you think is the sexiest statue then? Julius Caesar.

The old drew them with small cocks, didn't they? They did have small cox. The newest renowno one. Back then, it was like better to have a small cock. No, no, no, no, no, what it was. A lot of the people in power were like white or whatever. They had small cox because white people tend to have the small moor mage. Back in the day, people believed that small cocks were like.

No, back in the day, that was in fashion, bro. You're not listening to what? Small cox. They made it in fashion, the powerful people, because they had some more cocks. Satchel Liberty is my favourite. Oh. Shuck. Fucking hell.

I actually didn't see the... Wanking over her. Bros. been New York once. How about the statue of the Holy Ghost? Well, that'll be... How can you do a statue of the Holy Ghost? Makes you think they, don't it?

Exactly. You just got mugged. I'll do one of the... I'll do garden, norm. Yeah. What? God. Buddha?

That's good to think. How about Buddha? It makes you think, doesn't it? Got a lot to hold on too. Especially rub his head. More cushion for the pushing. Um, I bought steer, stick the field and go be smart. Yeah, keep going, mate.

Yeah, I reckon stay with the freak and then get more freaks on your roster. Do weird uni shit. Good for the CV. And what's the weirdest fetish of cut? I don't know. You have one, don't you? I can't know what you told me about though. You said you had like a really weird, like...

What are we doing here? Go on. Go on. It is like that. Yeah, you do have stuff. You're like sniffing bums. Okay. I did have one.

I did, I did. You're getting your ass licked. No, what? No one goes near my ass, mate, so that's wrong. Did like having your ass lift? No, I don't like anyone coming anywhere near. Oh, no. But you've had your ass licked.

No, never. How do you know you don't like it? Oh, it's the eighth one of the world. Okay. The weirdest one I had, it's not, it's probably not a fucking thingy. But I used to, like, see this girl. This is when I was like 18. Allegedly.

Allegedly. Allegedly. No, because he's legal. Allegedly. No, but allegedly you saw this girl. We don't know you'd tell them the truth. Telling the twos. She used to eat raw pasta as like a snack.

She'd like... That's really bad for your company? Is that sexual? No. That's not weird. We just like, we like stick a film on or whatever. She's squirrel. Do you want like a food or something to drink?

I'll take a squash right at that. She comes in with just like a pot, a bowl of pasta and just eating raw pasta. raw pasta. Like, salt it? No, just raw pasta. That's so bad for you. It could be like crisps. What? Well, yeah, and I was like, and also, it's the most annoying thing in your ear. So loud. Someone crunching past that.

Nagging and raw pasta. She weren't nagging. She wasn't nagging. Just eating. Eat them what? Pasta. Anyway, guys, if you want your confessions answered, send them into backside at feldorstudius.com. I have a very topical quiz today, guys. Before we do that, can I please show you the earlier in a scene?

Oh, no. We're on to Sydney Sweeney, mate. Yes! What is this? Yes! Sydney, what is this? What is this? Oh, it's good. She wore a see-through frock.

Well, no, but underneath it, Variety's 225 power of women. But which person below was caught liking the image on Instagram? Oh, shit. I can't remember, but I've definitely seen it. I don't know if I liked it. I've not seen this. Can I see the picture? No, I've seen the photo.

So the options are A, Lewis B, B, Tom Garrett, C, Reeve, and D. As he is. Definitely. Wait, can I see the picture? Wait, she may as well have gone naked. It was so horny. something oh my god that's fucking early as well 287 gay life that's like why that's not hers why are you even oh likeing that though because it's not like she's gonna see tom garrett's like

it's not her her insta no it's someone else was posted i don't like things for people to be like oh why are you liking this because i like the photo the photo is that real photo yeah 100% real photo yeah she there's a she's doing like a speech in her i'm sorry right if that If I'm wrong for liking that, then fucking shoot me, strike me down, almighty God. I liked it, but I don't have to physically like it. I can just look at it and be like, I like that.

And then look it at all day for the... I don't like complex pop. It was obviously, sometimes some come up on your feet, don't they? They aren't, you don't follow. Yeah, it only shows you what, like... I don't think I follow them. But, yeah, come up and I'll...

Just by the way, 287K likes. 475K cents. Oh my God. Mental actually that's actually mental me how long ago is this post? It's not here. They deleted it. No, it's on her account though The actual photo but you know how do you know that harvey told me about this day. I'm probably gonna be in the dog house again Oh it is yeah five days ago three point eight million likes two point five million shares yeah 2.5 million shares that he's so horny that's It's time to say it as well.

Yeah, if you haven't noticed by now, Orney can relate to anything, not actually being horny. Right, do you quiz, mate? No, no, no. Before that, do, say that till the end. Oh, speaking off, Horny. I feel like the quiz is more ending those.

Speaking of Horny, we've actually got the UK's horny as city. I feel like that quiz is more to end on. Yeah, we can do that. Well, let's stop talking. Then we do the UK horniest city, mate. Look, throw it. Oh, it's got to be. I actually read the prep, so I know what it is,

but you guys get. Manchester. Manchester. Manchester, Manchester. Oh, London. New York, I just missed it. Oh my God, Theo. We're not, what are you doing?

You're just that stalked. 400 ping. I think the Hornier City is Manchester. London. I know the answer. I reckon it is. Brighton. Oh, Brighton, yeah.

Brighton. The Horniest city in the UK has been revealed in a new study with the area being dubbed the most porn-obsessed city in the country. No, I know the answer, though. It's Newcastle! Yeah! Top of the list, Newcastle has been branded the Randy Northern City, with residents averaging 629,267,000. searches monthly for porn.

Fuck me. Durham. North and South Divide rings true with four of the top five highest porn-consuming cities in the north of England including Durham. That's where you're from.

I'm making up the numbers, bro. Yeah, you actually are, mate. At the other end, Cambridge is the least porn of their city. North point north-six. Oh, I'm reading books. I'm reading books. Followed by Nottingham.

That's not too far. Nurt. You're not even one? Newport and Carlisle. Lewis, how many of those do you take credit for? I'll take credit for all them. Just the too busy revising in Cambridge, the fucking nerds.

Yeah. I'm calling them nerds. I'm surprised by them not even. Call them what a court nerds? They're all nerds. Ooh, I got to a, I go to a punsy uni. You're jealous. By talking to nerds, let's do the quiz.

So, I thought it'd be a bit topical today because all the questions about Idney Sweeney. Oh, you are, Joe. No, I'm joking, yeah. It's all about court and law. Oh. Fuck. Oh. And as a guy's engaged to a lawyer. Let's see who wins this one.

I'm 100% going to come the last one. They're pretty easy. You should get them. I actively switch off to everything she says. All right, guys. Question number one. Play along at home. Let us know how many get out of ten.

About ten? Lewis, John, ring us in. Quiz with the all. Fuck me. Okay. Let me just delete all these. From the quiz earlier, go on in. Question number one.

In the UK, what is the highest court of appeal? Fucking hell. Oh. Oh, what is. this. What is the higher... Are you playing along? What is the highest court of appeal?

I don't know what that means. I think it's that. I could be completely wrong. I've just made up... I think it's that, but... Do not know what that man. You know, it's the bloody court court. Reeve the governor.

I'm guessing it's completely wrong. Okay. Number two. What animal appears on the official symbol of the UK's Crown Prosecution Service? I know that. How do you know that? Easy.

Why, do you? Yeah. From just like... like being out in the bat. I've guessed two for two here. Sorry, Meg. Sorry, Meg. Okay.

Yeah, if you knew all this, it's actually quite working. Question number three. What famous English document signed in 1215 limited the power of the king? Yeah, got it. What? I know this. I should know this.

What is it's it? All you got to say is famous document from ages ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the easiest one. an easy good. That's general knowledge. That's not even... What the fuck? I don't even know what he said. Think of just a famous document that got signed ages ago.

To stop King having too much power back in the day. Yeah. It still applies now, yeah. No idea. What do we call... What do we call the questioning of witnesses by the opposing lawyer during a trial? Oh, yeah, go ahead.

Oh, he's yeah, you boy in the corner. new way but if you don't get this one right shame on you is it an easy one I'd assume so if you said that really it's easy if you've seen it yeah exactly could be from a TV

and I expect you all to have seen this because one of the best shows ever it's from suits in the TV so in the TV show suit yeah you told you what is the name of the main lawyer played by Gabriel Mac the main lawyer

at least I've got one point by Gabriel Macked or Mocked or Macalar Maciato Shut the fuck up McAley Claude McAleely

Who's ready for question number six? Go on mate I hope you are playing along well at home And if you're in the car listening Thanks for 50K

Hey Thanks for 50K Yeah Oh yeah Of course that Oh yeah We're trying to hit 60K

What is Stealing something called In legal terms do you remember this argument we had don't give any clues who's only for question number seven yeah

I think that's right you've got a true or false in the UK true I mean going blind me I'm gone true I'm going to true it's illegal

to be drunk in a pub true or false what I'm sticking with true like I ain't scared you go with your heart not your brain

I can't all right in the UK it's illegal to be drunk in a pub true or false yeah do you think it's true or false really

that can't pretty simple question is that it's either true or false is one of the I mean it's true or false which one do you think it is true or false I know what I think it is

well put it down it's fucking it down you write that down then all right all right cool man cool man yeah bye okay question of eight what color are the robes worn by u.s supreme court justices fuck oh i think it's that i could be wrong oh you think everything but you could be wrong and everything but he could be wrong and everything so yeah that is actually so you should know this one easy you've had a lot of dealing with um supreme court Oh, yeah, yeah!

I'd guess him. Oh, no, he's going to guess pink. Not. Only certain ones. Two in there? Stink. No. Are you ready for question number nine?

Early yet. Number nine. What do the letters? What do the letters say to me? What do the letters? CSI stand for in crime shows. Is that even law-related? well yeah

okay oh yeah yeah I suppose it is yeah do you want to argue with the fucking no no sorry Lord Lord yeah

good boy good boy all right then who's ready for the final question question number 10 if you made it this far congratulations

thank you and please subscribe what is the term for evidence that is allowed to be presented to the jury or judge in a trial

What is the term for evidence that is allowed to be presented to the jury or judge? I think I've got 10, me. I reckon you've got three. Lou, if you correctly predict how many you got right, I'll give you an extra point. Four. I don't even have to look. Okay, you think you got four right. I think that's right.

I don't know. You said that for every question. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm guessing, mate. Let me guess you... I've got two and I've got two. Let me guess you were going to start. Kessa, but you didn't.

Don't happen. There you go. Okay, right. All right. Answer to question number one, which is the highest court of Supreme. Wait. I mean, the highest court of appeal is the Supreme Court. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Up a court of law. It's definitely the Supreme Court. Does the court of law even exist? I don't know. That's all I think of. Supreme Court, so that's zero. Crap. I'm guessing you two smarty boys got it.

Supreme Court, yeah. The animal on the UK's Crown Prosecution Services. What, Tom? A lion. Is it a lion? Yes! Yeah. Do you get that one?

That's Scotland, isn't it? A unicorn? Fucking Scotland. That wouldn't be considered an animal. That wouldn't be considered an animal. Fucking hell. It's a national animal. Scotland is not an animal, you thick fucker.

Well, what would it be? It's a magical animal. It's a MISB. Well, it's a horse. It's fictional, but it's... I know, it is a unicorn. Is Centaur an animal? No.

It's the answer's lying, mate. It's a mink. Unicorn's not an animal, it's a mythical creature. Yeah, you're going to have to hold that, though. Oh, true. All right, what was the document called? It was signed in 1215. Magna Carta.

Independence. Oh, Magnicator. What do you say? What do you put? The declaration. Of trust. I've never heard of the magic guy. Is that an American one?

Yeah. And you said what? Independence. Independence Day. No, it's Magna Carta. That was like the easiest question. It was not, though, is it? Really not.

It's like general knowledge. It is. I know, but we all got lies you. I never put Magna Carta for the UK guy. But as soon as you heard it, you went, I've never heard of that. No, but I still want to put it for the UK. I thought it was like Italian.

I've never heard of it. I thought he was Jay Z's last fucking half. No, no, no, that's, no, that's number five. Number four, um, questioning of witnesses by the opposing lawyer during a trial is what? Cross examination. What do you vote? No, no, it's cross-examination.

We, two, two, four, yeah. You're four-for-four? Yeah. What are you, Lou? Two. And Tom is on three. Number five, who plays, well, what character does Gabrielle Mac to play? Harvey Spector.

Jim. Mr. Blobbery. Jackson. What's the guy called? Harvey Spector? Harvey Spector, of course. I would have known Harvey Spector. Have you not watched suits?

Yeah, however I was thinking about Mike Ross's guy? You've watched suits and you don't know Harvestick. Patrick Adams or someone. You said main character. He is the main character. He is not the main character of that series. He's literally the equal. I also named the actor who plays it.

By the way, by the way, he isn't the main character. He is, I promise you, mate, he's the big. What's the story line about? It's his firm. When Mike's in, mate, when Mike's in prison, who's the main character? Lads, when did it go down here when Mike Ross is, Mike Ross is the main fucking character of that? No, it's no.

Luke Skywalker is the main character of Star Wars, not Darth Vader. It's Harvey versus Martin. Also, I said, played by Gabrielle Mac. Yeah, he did actually give you the actors. I gave you the actors. Yeah, I'm just saying, main character is Mike. Carry on. He's his boss mate, his main lawyer, I said, anyway, not main character.

Number six, what is stealing something called in legal terms? Burglary. I've put burglary. I was going to put theft as well. I changed the burglary. Where would you put? Cool beans. The correct answer is, of course, theft.

I had theft and then you'd give the clue when I'd change it to burglary. I had fucking theft written down. He went to talk about it the other day. He gave the clue and he said that. Yeah, that's what I thought. You threw me off. You little bitch. Fush your gut, mate.

Burglary has to be like... It's with trespassing as well. Yeah. You have to dress, right? But that's what he baited me into. I literally rent down theft and then he went, we spoke about it. Right, guys, true or false?

It's illegal to be drunk in a pub in England. True, true. Oh, it's false, no. Everyone's drunk there. Cause it's true. Obviously, you don't break any laws, do you? Because you're goody two shoes. Yeah, goody two shoes.

The correct answer is, of course, true. Three. Under the 1872 licensing. Illegal to be drunk in a pub. One of those silly laws that around that, no one in force. Yeah, the silly laws. Obviously it was true, mate.

Why else would I bring out that? Yeah, like that. It's like illegal. It's a trick question, isn't it? It's illegal to own three ducks. Oh, right, isn't it one, like, riding down without that or something? Wait, what are you on, Revo? Five.

Three. Oh. What did I say a four? Yeah. All right, what color of the robes worn by the Supreme Court Justice in America? Is this a true question? Is it two colors? I put red.

I put red, but like burgundy. It's burgundy. What do you put? Brown. Burgundy. The answer is. Black. Alves, God, you fucking dickhead.

Damn, that's annoying. Yeah, but they're black with a colour. By the way, white striven. I would argue black isn't a colour. That's the absence of. Yep. Yeah. So, I was going to go black, but I just thought they all wear black red.

Yeah, I thought it was a bit too easy. Yeah. Oh, well. Right, CSI. Crime scene investigation. Criminal suspect investigation. Crime scene investigation. Lewis is wrong.

You're an idiot. The other two are correct. Crime scene investigation. What, it comes down to this then? Wait, so, Lou, you need this right. You need this right, and I get an extra point. And you're both on... I'm on six.

I've got three wrong. I've got burglary, wrong, false wrong and red wrong. I've got three wrong as well. I'm still going to come last, even if I get this one. Yeah, so it's between me and Reeve, the last one. What is the term for evidence that is allowed to be presented to the jury or judge in a trial? Exhibit. Oh, fuck.

I put permissible. I put admissible. Exhibit. Admissible, permissible. Exhibit. Exhibit A, exhibit A, exhibit B. Okay, Lewis, you're wrong. What?

I think it is permissible, actually. The answer is something evidence. Permissible evidence, no? It is, isn't it? Tell me I'm right. Yeah. You're wrong. It's admissible.

Yay! Yeah, because they say, oh, it's not admissible in court when they're not allowed it in. Yeah. Oh, God, on every quiz so far, by the though, you all stink. Yeah, yeah, you're fucking, you're beast made. Well done, well done, beastful.

Right, boys, I've got something I've been bursting to tell you. Yeah, I'm going to go to this. You've built it up in the chat. So, lads, I know we talk about aliens a lot and we have a laugh and like, oh, is that true? Is that true? Genuinely, genuinely, I saw a UFO the other day. And I'm not taking the piss here.

So I was just sat, I was in me flat. And, like, my flat has, like, windows around the side. It's, like, a little bit high up. So, like, you're getting, like, a nice sort of horizon view. We know. Yeah, thanks for reminding. Also had a sofa in it and a kettle. Yeah, no, but, like, all flats have, like, window wall.

so I have like a nice view. Yeah, prisons don't. So it's like, I was just looking out right, and I was like, what the fuck? This object, right, is just there floating. And I got with long nails. The DJI drone. I went, hello, there, Lewis.

Hi, Luen. The object starts to move. Hey, Louis. And I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. Now, I, I, oh, you can do it. Fucking hell. Now, are we all, can we all, can you type in the TikTok,

TikTok UFO? I just want to establish. Oh, you have. seen this. I just, I know, I just want to establish what modern day videos show the UFO to look like and then we can cross match it. I'm saying, you're the only person in London who's seen this. I don't know. No one else has a video of it. But I would like to say, I'll just type in UFO sight in so we can see the different ones. Weird how all the UFO hunters are the only people to find UFO. If you're listening to this right now, why haven't we seen it?

If you listen to this right now, I actually videoed it. I videoed it. I have video proof of the UFO today. Lads, I listen to the thing, right, I don't want to just show you off the goal because you just you'll just dismiss it oh these aren't like these are just silly UFOs this own there right now just show us what you got right can we just show the initial video please and bear in mind i'm trying to look at it whilst so not the zoomed-in one i'd love this so much to just be like the mate like it's just a fake alien you've got you've got you've got the chance to do something really funny yeah the way you've built it up mate i've not i've literally poor yeah no i'm not okay so

here we go here we go here we go here we go keep an eyes peel see if you can spot the Where are we looking? Video in the clouds. You might be like, well, where is it? Oh my god, you can see that there? Across and across the... there. That's a bird or summer? No.

It's not, it's not. Cause we're gonna have a zoomed in video. So let's do the zooming in video. Boys, I swear down this is a UFO. All I saw was Mark on the window. No, I saw remember. They're not even going fast. I didn't see that.

It's far away. It was floating and it disappears into the clouds. Is it in a plane? It doesn't disappear. behind the clouds. Watch. Look at it. It goes behind it.

Look at it. It's a plane. That's not a plane. It just goes behind the clouds, which... That's a UFO. It's not a plane. No. That is not a plane.

Can you show the picture that a... Could be a... Army... That isn't even going fast. Why'd you presume UFOs are always speaking about? Can I see where to look at the original? Can you show... Can you show that you're a UFO?

What makes in a UFO? identify flying option identified because i couldn't identify it oh so just because you can't identify you show the picture please i feel like we should we go back to the time i've seen an alien space brother why don't we go back to flight tracker and see if it happens up at the same time by the way like this is this is one thing that's going to know me you're allowed to not finger but we're going to start calling a plane that's not a plane that's not a player as an investigator you should investigate this so i live in the flat the planes go over all the time because they go to london city the planes are coming into land all they're taking off you They're very, always very visible.

What about the army base in Norfolk? So what, what do you think? I have a more pressing question, by the way. I have a more pressing question. Why are you just filming the sky hoping to see something? No, no, no. I saw it and I grabbed my phone and I started video on because there's a fucking UFO right there.

Right. It's the original will. You can say it's not real all you want, but like say it's aeroplanes, it's silly because it's not an aeroplane. It's not silly, all it could be as like a small aircraft. Yeah. It's not, it's a circle you're going to see of this screenshot. Yeah, but you can see it.

It's still a wet, you can't see it from a distance, that's all it is. That looks so fake, isn't it? Can you open it? Oh, it looks so fake. You can't, you can't say, it's circular. Well, I can't see the original video. There's no proof of that. Like, can we just actually be doing, it's obviously not a plane.

It's blurry, though. It's obviously not a plane. From that distance, anything would look circular. Tom, this is actually frustrating me. It's not a plane. It's obviously not a fucking plane, man. Because I live in that, not a plane's fly over all the time.

Oh my god, you can see it has wheel. It doesn't usually go through. It could be a black hawk. It's an alien. What's frustrating for us is, or blackbird. You don't think of the plane, so you naturally go to aliens.

I didn't see it aliens. I said UFO made. Let's let me show you. You did tell us you have proof of aliens. It's an advert for Blackup 7, it's a stealth bomber. You said you had proof of aliens. Could be a stealth bomber, yeah. Stealth bomber.

Lads. It's stealth bomber. I've already said. Lou, can I actually look at the video on your phone? No, I've learned that I'll pass before you get all and does go. Can you just trust me now. Trust me. I just want to see it properly.

I can't see it, Lou. I'm trying to find it. Look, there is moving. It's really not, it's not that amazing. On your camera. Look, I can't see your hands in the way. Look at it, it's there moving. It's not moving like a plane.

It's moving weasily. That could be a plane so far away. I love it. Is it not a helicopter? It could be a helicopter. Yeah, it could be helicopter. It's not a fucking helicopter. How'd you know?

Helicopter, helicopter. Do you know, four away you probably are yeah yeah yeah a couple miles a couple miles i reckon too high too high there's nothing abnormal about the way it's moving yeah it's living it's flying in a straight line was there like 4 000 feet what the fuck is abnormal about that it's a fucking new effor me it's not lou i mean by definition it is to you i was really looking forward to this i thought you i don't know what you expect to expect the alien out of the window going You said the TikTok thing which went like this.

They also slow down, they also slow down and then they shoot off. Did that shoot off did it? Well, I don't have a video. I didn't say a lot, if I'm honest, on that video there, I actually didn't keep filming, even though you knew it was a UFO, you're all right. Very convenient for a UFO hunt. If I actually see it what happened, I was looking at it and I could see it moving

and then I went and got before, but I lost it. So on that video, I can't actually see it with my eye. Oh, interesting. So you can't know what it is then. Lucky. Well, I can't get it's got a video of it. I've got a video of it. Do you know what's annoying?

You said it came in just instantly will close my mind. No, no, not at all. I was excited for this. No, Tom, do you not think that's an abnormal looking thing? No, not at all, genuinely not. Yes, it is. Investigation and gone on flight tracker to confirm whether you're going to. I know it's not a plane feel.

Well, you don't know. I do, because I've got fucking wings. You don't have no idea. What do you mean? You wouldn't, from that distance. Sometimes wings don't, you don't see the wings. Can we bring up the, you know, understand. The further things go away.

Can we bring up the zoomed-in video, please? A bit of a braisery, mate. Oh my god, I don't understand you in this week. Chelsea! I got Chelsea badge on the screen. Look how it moves. That's not a plane. That could be a plane!

Not a plane! It wouldn't be, if it was that far weird, that the wings were blurring, it wouldn't be moving that quickly. I think that's a dragon. I think it's a dragon. I think it's a dragon. I think it's a helicopter. You said just jealous.

I saw an alien you have and that's all this. Yeah, but what I don't understand is why you just decided stop filming after you found a UFO. I couldn't see it. Wait, I thought it was already disappeared when I went and picked my phone up. It wasn't until I went back to watch the video. I thought it's not an alien.

Oh, people in the UK spotting UFOs on the US. Oh, no, no, man. I thought it's not an alien, though. I think it's an alien. No, it's a helicopter, by definition, it's a UFO. Yeah, because you haven't identified it. Why don't you go on flight tracker and go back to the time and day and have a look what it was?

If it's, right, if it's an aeroplane, like, it's so far away, that's blurry, it wouldn't be moving that quickly. And the way it goes, it's going like this. It's a helicopter, bro. It's gone like that. Helicopter? It's a chopper, man. It's not a helicopter.

It's a black hole chopper. Why? It's annoying because I can't show you what I've seen before. It's the Fortnite part. I actually think, I actually think Hughes back at home will see this and think fairly. But if you think that, you're deluded. If you see UFO footage, that right there is a great image of the UFO. Have you been to Reddit yet?

Do you not think that's a least interesting? That's the Blackup 7 blimp thing. What percentage of the user thinks that is quite weird to see? I reckon you clean your camera next time because that's just the net. I'll take the top of it. I really think you've overplayed. I was really excited for this. I don't know what you expected.

Something better than that. It's a UFO, me. There are, there are, there are, there are flying machines. There. Aircraft that are shaped like that anyway. Yeah. Can you, write, type into Google, please, helicopter from far away. Helicopter.

I'm not saying it's an helicopter. I'm not saying it's a UFO just because you can't identify it. You're identified with certainty. That isn't the definition of a UFO just because I can't. Oh, yeah, it is. Oh, mate, zoom out a bit more, well, that's actually probably bang on. You can actually see there. That actually is, yeah.

Go up there and click on, no, go up, Will, please. And then click that. No, any of them. Oh, man, that's actually bang on, you know. No, you're very much. It's very much not this here. Will, just click on that one. Fucking hell.

I'm trying to see if anyone else saw or UFO. Any of them from far away? Down, left. Yes. Click that. You can see that's not. Because you can, yeah, that further away would be a circle. Also, it wouldn't end up like that.

It wouldn't end up like that. I don't know. I do because I have a brain Louis, it's just weird that I can't Actually, I know I've seen this I know in the comments right I know the comments

is people are actually fair play Lewis Have I got another video of it So you're telling me People close to where that was Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So boys there know videos And people spotting this boy

Close to where it was actually Yeah I'm mad that you're the only person In all of London And happened to be looking at that direction It wasn't going fast It wasn't at that moment Also So, why are you the only person in London

that spotted this out of interest? Why were you presuming I'm the only person who spotted it? But surely, surely, if it's the only person who's video with it, there'd be stuff online about it. No, not because not everyone always sees it, really. No, but the people that did film it, I'm sorry. You have to think I was, I already happened just to be staring out the window.

I already happened to be staring out the window and then I had my fall next to me. I looked there and even I lost it with my eye. Yeah, you don't think any of the millions and millions of people in London happen to be looking out. I feel like they're getting on with wrong. lives, they're not looking at. Yeah, yeah.

Whereas me and open-minded, Jordy Mail, looking up with the sky 24-7, are always gonna spot. I'm just on hitter energy. We're not. You are. For that spot, UFOs are UFO hunters. Of course, yeah.

Use are on hater energy is all I'm saying. It's weird that I've never seen. One, because you know how many they usually are, but it's weird. It's four night back. You know, not even give a smidgen of a... That isn't true at all. That actually isn't true.

We all said to start. You found one. We're excited for this and we want, but we're not impressed. Rude. Rude. Actually, right, thanks to tuning in, guys, like and subscribe. I know I use nor.

We'll see you next week when I'll get a sparrow up from distance and say it's a fucking UFO. The way it moves on the video is weird. Going in a straight line. It's not, it goes like this. It doesn't. It doesn't. You're actually blind, bro. Your issue is.

Oh, I'll tell me. You want to believe it's real. I'm saying it's UFO. Lou, it's flying in a straight line. Right. Do you know what the definition of an unidentified flying object is? So many you can't. It's unidentified.

It's flying and it's an object. That's unidentified by Lewis Bowden. No, any, you can't identify that. You can't identify your pants in the morning. Yes, I can. Fuck check, yes I can. Goodbye. You made it to the end.

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