Back Side - What REALLY Happened at Ethan and Faiths Wedding! Tom's Ski Trip Nightmare & UFO Invasions!

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

Theo and Reev reflect on Ethan and Faiths wedding! Tom returns from his first Ski trip after being rescued from a mountain and Lewis actually predicted the UFO's in New Jersey!If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10Lewis:Worm.00:00 Toms Ski Holiday03:00 Tom gets stranded on a mountain19:00 Tom Bought everyone a present22:40 Back Side Ski Trip Vlog28:00 Theo Went on Holiday31:00 Theo’s YouTube Karaoke night33:40 The Fox With a Sex Toy35:00 Ethan and Faiths Wedding!39:30 W2S Best Man Speech43:45 Reev Wedding Plans47:30 Lewis Cruel Proposal Prank49:30 Lewis Predicted New Jersey Drones!59:00 Murder Mystery1:05:00 The Great Syrup Flood1:14:00 Pub Quiz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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black slow what you put in the face that's parallel skiing oh wow don't tell me that's the puke there that was one of the lads yeah oh mate that's in VT innit that's Valter innit yeah we went to the Irish pub

and we was making him down oh you went to the Irish pub is it I'll tell you what the best meal ever over the road it's like a small

little no no no we had like it was like it was meat that you cook on the stone and like my mate had duck honestly the food and it was like, it was meat that you cook on the stone and my mate had duck, honestly the food.

And it was like 50 euros each. We had bottles of wine, a start, we had snails. What's the place across? What's the place across that's like a bit fruity? It's like a cocktail-y.

That's to the left of it. That's to the left of the Irish. That Irish pub was when I met that family. Well, the Irish pub was when we were with Pete Sampras. Was that the Irish pub? Yeah. When Harry rocked off. Yeah. We were like, I've never ever assisted Erling Haaland. Yeah. in that family well the Irish pub was when we were with Pete Sampras was that in the Irish pub yeah opening the gate when Harry rocked off

yeah we were like never have I ever assisted Ernie Holland yeah so good mate that Irish pub is unreal

it's good it's good parking it's to be fair but yeah so obviously I went skiing last week Theo went skiing last week I do have some stories

to tell Tom had a a fun time shall we say Tom goes on holidays you weren't in the same country

how do you know that we weren't in the same country that's what I'm saying I spoke about him oh he went on Waffling you do have good

holidays this comes out before this comes out before in terms of like getting up to funny stuff

yeah how did how did he get the memo before me? We did a double episode yesterday before Pitchside and I knew Tom was in, so I was like, do you want to come on? Oh, that makes sense. All right, I'll let you off, come on. And they said I was the best guest I've ever had. They did actually...

That's why Buckside is the greatest podcast in the world. We did actually say that was our best guest. It was a good episode, I enjoyed it. Tom's good. Tom's good. Because you had 50% of Buckside. So anyway... Yeah, of skiing right so is he outgrowing me is that what's happened oh i mean reed i can't like everyone around you right now has outgrown you yeah you do it really you're not very small you're a very small man oh my god go on tom so first day so i've

never been i've only been skiing once before to Val Therain and Tenerife and before I went yeah yeah that's one poll okay yeah I meant actual skiing

not yeah so I've only ever been once before to Val Therain and when I went that time I literally had an hour lesson before I went and I thought I'd be fine

hour lesson by the way how hard can it be because you do just have to stand and bend I'll tell you how hard it can be yeah is the first proper time i actually went skiing i crashed into one of the lampposts that i padded and broke my ribs yeah but have you not seen eddie the eagle wait wait and then the second time he went skiing

uh he had a choice of yeah we did this last week okay um so yeah that's a new thing is it christmas here or the lights this time I had like two lessons and I thought I was like yeah I'm alright fine first down the mountains

yeah I was fine I was practising my parallel skiing because before I could only snowplough so I was practising my parallel skiing and the lads were like

oh we're going to go right to the top and leave the girls because the girls were in like what do you mean parallel skiing what does that mean

so when you ski like that you wiggle as a beginner you learn like that you wiggle as a beginner you learn like that like slow down like pizza slice yeah you slowly bring that

pizza slice and then slowly you have to turn that into it is easier once you know parallel skiing it's easier

pizza and chips it's harder to learn that's fucking easy so we went up to the top and I shit you not the visibility was from here to that camera

and I was like oh fuck and I'm immediately I camera. And I was like, oh fuck. And I'm, so immediately I'm panicking. I'm like, I've been down the green and blue, so I'm fine.

But we get over there and it's a red. In the skin. And I'm, so someone who doesn't know our skin. So people don't know our skin, how much harder is a red than a green and blue? What's that mean? A red, a red is often quite vertical.

Yeah. Right. So it's actually like, it looks like it's going really down. And there's less stops. So like a green, you might have one that's slightly vertical,

but then there'll be a flat bit for ages. And then, basically green's easier, blue's slightly harder, then you've got red and then black. As a beginner,

going from blue to red's hard because if you're a beginner on blue, your turn, you won't really pick up much speed. Yeah. Whereas if you turn on a red,

you'll pick up a considerable amount of speed. And also, they'll be narrower. Like the blue ones will be nice and wide and you have more good people around you were scared no no there's less people on the better side in that in a whiteout situation you all of you should be skiing within like two meters of each other well we were then but i kept having a problem on the first day my My skis weren't locking in properly. I think it was my fault. Did you have snow underneath your boot? No, no, no. I don't think I was putting the thing down properly,

so it wasn't clicking in. So literally, immediately as I got on, my ski fell off and slid down. I didn't fall, and Dave got down to the bottom. Let them know that. Yeah. I didn't fucking fall. We skied down one ski.

No, went down one bit, no. And then one fell off, but the ski went down. So I was like, fuck's sake. I had to take my ski off, go down, get the ski. That's so shit. Yeah. You slide down, you're about to left it. And by that time, they're at the bottom, but they can't see me.

Yeah, true. And then I get it, get back on, go down. And then I can't see them. And they left at that point. No, no. They told me they were waiting, but this is what I'm getting to. Then I got down to this one bit and it was literally left or right. Oh, no.

And I was like, fuck. I couldn't even see the signs. It was that foggy. I actually know where you're talking about. It's so fucking scary. And I was like, and then I was looking around and I was just looking for bodies. And I saw bodies, right? Turned right.

So this is Marybell we went. Anyone who knows Marybell, it's like the three valleys. You can ski to loads of different places. I didn't realize right was to Courchevel. bodies right, turned right, so this is Marybell, we went, anyone who knows Marybell, it's like the three valleys, you got Mary, there's, you can ski to loads of different places, I didn't realise right was to Courchevel, left was back to Marybell,

so I took right, then I'm going down, and I'm like, okay, again, no one are on, no one's on these slopes, so I'm trying to go really slow,

just to see the turns, bro, it's scary, honestly, so then, it starts to get clearer, and I start going down and by this point I'm just following bodies

I'm not even I'm stupidly I thought all roads led back to Marybelle so I thought as long as I get down get down and it's Courchevel

and I'm like oh my fucking god ring the lads and they're like mate Courchevel's like two hours away to ski back what?

mate yeah how can it be that fucking far? you split down different sides of the mountain and then there's no ski slope and you also have to

get the chairlift back up. And bearing in mind, it's like my first... Because some lifts can be like 30 minutes long. So fuck off.

Yeah. So bearing in mind, it's my first proper time skiing on my own in terrible conditions. So I'm asking people, how do I get back to Marybell?

And the guy's like, oh, you need to take this ski lift, then go down, then take this other ski lift, then go down, then take this other ski lift. So I do all that, how do I get back to Marybell? And the guy's like, oh, you need to take this ski lift, then go down, then take this other ski lift, then go down, then take this other ski lift. So I do all that,

get up to this one called the Swiss and the only one's down. Oh, and that's it. Going down to Courchevel, I twisted my knee. So I'm in pain with my knee. I'm just like,

and when you're skiing, you can't just get home. You've got to ski, like you're fucked basically. Probably like an hour drive as well. Yeah, I looked, it was like an hour and 10 drive.

I was like, fuck's sake. Get up to the Swiss, this Swiss one, and it's only black and reds. And I swear to God, this red was like that. And I'm like, bear in mind, I've twisted my knees. I'm like, I'm stuck. So no, no. That chairlift you went on was quite cool.

Fuck off. See, this is how I get to. So I go into the guy guy and my knee was genuinely in pain but I overplayed it because I was like oh they'll just take me down

like they'll just they'll just get me on a snowmobile fuck me so the guy's like so you need you need rescue I'm like yeah

get me rescued that took like an hour to come bear any mind you've called you've called the rescue mate have you seen them yeah

on the skidoo yeah they're they're so elite. So it's a stretcher attached to a snowmobile and you lie down on the stretcher. They put like a blanket over you, then a cover, then another cover. It's terrifying. And a head cover.

So you can't, and you're strapped in like that. Was that better than skiing? That is so much scarier. No, no, if you can't use your legs, that would be better, wouldn't it? My knee was actually in pain. I wasn't confident on the reds on the first day anyway. I look not very good.

And you can't see anything. And then the guy was like, when they were all strapping me in, one of them tapped me and was like, what is your name? And I went, Tom. It's like that, yeah? It's that.

Fuck that. You look like a dead body. You're in a trailer. I can't believe you got it. The one guy tapped me, he's like, what is your name? I went, Tom. He went, Tom, good luck. And just pulled it over me.

What do you mean, good luck? Anyway, then the fucking, the guy was taking me back. He was like, visibility is very low. So I try to go slow for you. And I was like, yeah. He's like, if you shout really, really loud, I may be able to hear so I can take a break. And I'm like like what the fuck

when he said slow mate this was me on the way down because they just go straight out it's a snowboard and then also because you're strapped in

you can't see anything and you also can't because of the visibility even when I try to peek out it's just fog you then get disorientated

so at times obviously I'm laid out like my head is that way I felt like I was going up when I try to peek out, it's just fog. You then get disorientated. Yeah, yeah. So at times, obviously I'm laid out and like my head is that way. I felt like I was going up. Yeah. So I'm like, why the fuck is he going up? I was like,

is he, can we not get down? He's got to go back and then I'm going to get, and then I'm also, and then I'm also thinking, mate, is this the right way?

Yeah. And do you know them things where, what are the like, the little like, Avalanche. No, when people,

when people like fall into those like holes. Cravats. I was thinking, oh, we're going to get out. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to die. They stick to the slopes still.

No, but, yeah, I know, but I don't know that, do I? I was like, so then,

so then he's, and what was funny, on the way there, we had really bad turbulence, and me and the lads were joking around, going, oh, fucking hopefully this goes down, like, oh, obviously joking, and I remember the way there, we had really bad turbulence and me and the lads were joking around going, oh, fucking hopefully this goes down.

Like, oh, obviously joking. And I remember lying in there going, I don't want to die. I really don't want to die. Not on your own. And then I lost them about just before 12 and I didn't get back down. And that was another thing. When I was at the top of Swiss, it was like three o'clock. So like the light was going to go.

So if I took ages to get down, it goes black. I'm fucking... Take the wrong turn again and go back to fucking... I was at the top of Swiss, it was like three o'clock. So like the light was going to go. So if I took ages to get down, he goes, black, I'm fucked. Take the wrong turn again and go back to fucking. So I was like, fuck it. I've got insurance. I know it's going to cost me. The insurance can pay for the recovery. Because he's like 500 euros. Is it?

Is this day one as well? Day one. Then I get down. Day one. Terrifying. And what's also hilarious is when I got back down to Marybelle and they took me out, the lads literally. He's going, Tom, you okaybelle and they took me out the lads literally he's going Tom you okay the lads the lads had only just got down like three three minutes earlier because

they were like they obviously I would not know at this point what was again that was another thing I'm free because I fell over that many times as well because of my knee and stuff I was covered in snow freezing yeah yeah yeah so I'm freezing can't see my knees fucked scared to ski it's going to get black soon at the top of the mountain

I'm like just get me back get me down just in the bag and I walk into the barn and I'm just like that and everyone's like if I don't make it

I love you mate I had Liv's phone as well oh my god I was looking after it because I had a pouch and she had no pocket so she couldn't. Oh my God. I was looking after it. Because I had a pouch and she had no pockets. So she couldn't get hold of me. So I was having to take,

I was having to go into like toilets at the top of mountains to like get my hand warm enough to text just to be like, I'm on my way. They're all ringing me and texting me and I'm like, I can't answer my fucking phone

when I'm like that. I can just feel it buzzing. Walk into the bar and they're like, oh my God, you're right. I reckon I got back into the bar about 4 and I left them

just before 12 so it took me 4 hours just to get back down it was a fucking shit show well you know the thing to do next time don't get lost go left

wait so it cost you £500 to get back but I'm insured so they'll be true I think my excess is £90 so I'll pay the £90

and then they that's so fucking funny but that didn't deter you that didn't deter me and then quid so I'll pay the 90 quid and then that's so fucking funny but that didn't deter you that didn't deter me and then

the next day I'll be honest I was a little bit shook up

so the next day I was stuck to the green and blues because I

was like I just want to get some because honestly skiing down to Courchevel on my own

I actually practiced a bit and it was actually quite good it was a nice run then I

thought oh fucked I'm lost I've been fucking it you just in the... It was a nice run. Then I thought, oh, fuck, I'm lost. I'm in fucking Italy. You should have just got the taxi. I know, but...

So then the next few days, I was practising, then I built my confidence back up and I was fine skiing. And then by the first year, I was like, yeah, flying down Reds, well, flying down,

getting down. That's sick. And then last day on the Friday, I know this one. The lads were like, oh, we're going to ski down to Courchevel where I went and then ski back. Don't worry, Friday, I know this one. The lads were like, oh, we're going to ski down to Courchevel where I went and then ski back. Don't worry, boys, I know this route.

Yeah, and I was like, and again, skiing back down, I was like, oh, this is really nice. And then we get down to the one and to get back up, it's that Swiss one again where I got stuck. So only reds or blacks.

Do you not see the rescue people thinking, what the fuck you do? Yeah, I saw you yesterday. Tom, you know that the chelif you're referring to, fuck you do, do you? I saw you yesterday. Tom, you know that the chelif you're referring to, by the way, do you know it goes over

the Swiss wall, I'm pretty sure? Yep. Did they talk about the Swiss wall? Did they tell you about the Swiss wall? No. It's the hardest ski ride in Europe. Yeah,

so I went up and the lads were like, we're going to try a black. I know exactly where you're going about now. Because a few of them, the one lad's really good, he's skied all his life. Another lad's skied a lot,

he's really good. My mate Will's a's skied a lot, he's really good. My mate Will's a good skier and then Snape, Snape. Snape. Liam's been skiing once and he's had lessons and so I was the worst

of the five but I was just below Liam. You felt safe with them. Just below Liam's level and obviously you get down together. But yeah, you're in a group. So I was like,

fuck it, I'll give a black a go. It's the last day, give it a go. Fuck me. Start going down and it is hard. It's hard on your legs Give it a go. Fuck me. Start going down. And it is hard.

It's hard on your legs. And there's not, you can't really stop to have a break because they're like that. Also, when you do stop, as a vegan amateur, if you stop on a black run, it's very hard to start again. Exactly.

You've got to turn. And then, so then, what I did was, I turned too sharply. So kind of come back on myself. My skis went, and I'm on my face

facing up skis down and I just go sliding down yeah yeah yeah and I'm absolutely no no but it was actually

quite fun I was going to say that sounds a little weird so you can't stop but then in my head I'm like I can't stop here so Joey

the really good skier saw what was happening because they were just waiting for me so he's a buddy. No, no, no.

So he had to ski across to just stand there and break my fall. And obviously, I took him out as well because how fast I was going. The lads reckon I went 150 metres on my belly,

facing up. And obviously, because it was really ice, it wasn't really, the black times, they're not, they're not, they're not snowy.

So like, it's just pure ice yeah so then yeah so then I'm skiing down I just see Joey come across and he just stands there breaks my fall

I smash into him my arm and oh my my arm into his ski boots I was like oh my fuck then to be fair

after that that was about half way down then I got down the black slowly and then come to the end. Whose picture skis are put at this point? No, they stayed on. The skis stayed on, yeah.

That's really bad, they stayed on. No, it's good. No, imagine if they had to climb up and go and get it. Your mate would have got them, but they should come off for safety. But yeah, it's a way off, Phil. I was kind of like spread-eagled. Yeah, that's hilarious, man. And then also, as you're sliding down, all, like, snow's going up,

and it's all on your face. I don't know how you didn't get ice burn, you know? I don't know. When that happened to me, it was like a few years ago. By the way, do you know, like, when you go to a water park,

it's like, yo, you have to be this high, or three bar. Is there not a ski guy saying, like, you shouldn't do this? Mate, you can never ski down your life and go down a black slope.

That's mental. You should not allow that. Mate, worse, when you go upright skiing and then ski home, that's fucking dangerous, mate. It's within your own intuition to know mental you should not allow that worse when you go up race skiing and then ski home that's fucking dangerous it's within your

own intuition to know that you can't do that that's why people don't do that no because there's stupid people evidently who

exist in the world no no no you need to try it eventually other than that fucking 200 metre fall I did get down I didn't

enjoy it though I don't enjoy black slope you have like crushing yourself with the back that is like one of the hardest

black runs in Europe you didn't do the Swiss Wattle I thought you said that's not no no no Swiss Wattle was full of moguls

it's like meter high moguls oh right no yeah there was no yeah he was flat but it was just vertical but if he had fallen down the Swiss Wattle

he'd be boing boing and then after that my arm was the swelling's gone down a bit now but it was really bad I couldn't even like you batted into a skee

that's why my nails have grown because I haven't been able to bite my nails because of my arm I've literally even like you batted into a skee that's why my nails have grown I haven't been able to bite my nails because of my arm I've literally been like that trying to bite my nails other than the falls

you had a great time in Aprae yeah it was a great so we stayed in Marybell and it's another thing we get there and the guys a lot of eyes

when we got there it was absolutely shitting with snow and the first day it was the first day on the slopes when we got there they'd opened apparently two days before we got day it was the first day on the slopes when we got there they'd opened

apparently two days before we got there it was green there was no snow so what would you have done you'd just go and just have a piss up well yeah we would have been

but that's another thing Marybell could have gone to Vow Trends a bit higher yeah but we couldn't have skied there we couldn't have skied to get there

but yeah so Marybell the Folly Deuce wasn't open the Folly Deuce opened the day we left we basically we did wonder why we got such a cheap deal on it. It was like, because no,

the only people there were like the workers, but the slopes were all free, which is nice. Yeah. Good for beginners to learn. Evidently. Yeah. You went to Folly Deuce in Val Terenza.

Yeah, so then after about, so then the second day, when I was still a bit shook up from my fucking getting lost, the lads went off and worked out the route to Val Terenza back and come back and they were like, oh The lads went off and worked out the route to Val Therène and back and come back and they were like,

oh lads, lads and girls, piece of piss. And then we did that the next day, skied over to Val Therène, got there, and Val Therène, they're like,

the girls got there, we went off and carried on skiing and the girls went to Folly Deuce just to get tables or whatever. And they rang us going, they're not letting us in because we haven't got ID. Yeah,

you have to have ID. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. So we got on, I went, I did a week in Valtor and never got ID'd once. I got ID'd.

They were only, they were only IDing the girls. Lads were like walking past and they were like, yeah, yeah, come through. So then we turned up and like Liv's 30, the other girls are 28,

but you know what they did? They went up to the bouncers with fucking masks up, their hat down going I'm fake can you let me in so I was like we'll try and go up

together and Liv come with me and the guy was like oh how old is she so I pulled it down pulled her hat up I was like

she's 30 she's with me so yeah fine go through I was like you fucking idiot why would you walk up and snood

and your hat on? yeah, so then we stayed there for like an hour because we had to ski back because obviously it would get too dark otherwise.

Was it starting to pop off though? Yes, it was, Valtren, you know Valtren. Did he have the saxophone? Yes. Yeah.

And then, so then what we did, we said, we'll have an hour in here, ski home, then get there really early tomorrow and have the whole day then get a taxi home.

Oh yeah. We did that. Oh mate, Valt, Folly Deuce is just, you'd a taxi home. Oh yeah. We did that. Oh mate, Valt, Folly Deuce is just, you'd love it mate. Mate, you'll never guess.

And he's an English DJ which is really good. You'll never guess who they brought out last time I was there to sing like on the top. Beyonce. Michael Bublé.

It's a older singer. Robbie Williams. Was I there? Was it the fact that you went with Yeah, You might have been. Yeah, you might have been. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were there.

Bruce Springsteen. I can't remember them. I'll give you a clue. He's got a scar on his face. Seal. He put a seal. I was just about to say seal as a joke. No, seal.

He just put him out. He was just there skiing with his family. Like, yeah, I'd do a couple songs. I didn't do A Kiss From A Rose. I'm not surprised though, the money. Oh, actually,

yeah, I'll get on to this. The fucking... Toilets. You've got to pay. No, no yeah I'll get on to this the fucking toilets you've got to pay no no I didn't have to pay in the toilets what you've got to pay a euro

to use the toilets no I didn't pay once what hmm I think it depends if you're buying stuff I don't know no no you've got to pay

to use the toilets I think it's if you just go in and out you have to pay what time did you leave there when it shut like four we got there at like 12

just to get to like 12 must be your pearly blue eyes no none of us did anyway that's bizarre yeah it's really good the money they must make they sell these

six litre bottles of wine and they're like 1500 euros and we saw a couple people get them but what's hilarious is they come out

with sparklers with bright sunshine you can't see the sparklers people are coming out with sparklers you with bright sunshine. You can't see the sparklers. People are coming out with sparklers. You're like, what the fuck are they holding? Bright sunshine. I learned to harden my heart. Leading me closer to my purpose.

Be patient with what's coming. Stories that heal. Share yours. Together, we are unsinkable. We are unsinkable.com. I do have a present for you all. I know you know what it is, but I'm going to go grab it. Did you get on the tables of your ski boots?

Yes, I did. Oh, class. Such a vibe. Yeah, it is good. If you have never went skiing, I've never also. So this is all you to me too. We should take you for a backside vlog, class. Such a vibe. Yeah, it is good. If you have never went skiing, I've never also, so this is all you

to me too. We should take you for a backside vlog, man. It sounds very cool, but like very fancy. I'll change my hat. We've got to wear these. Because I'm just

such a nice guy and I was drunk and I was spending money. Mate, Tom, they ain't cheap. No, they're not cheap. How much are they? What do you mean? Like 35 euros or something?

Each. Oh, fucking really? That's how much he cares about his career. This one I did buy with Ree something? Each. Oh, fucking really? That's not what she cares about. This one I did buy with Reeve in mind. Thanks, mate. That's such a vibe. You said you wanted the black one.

Yeah, I'd have any. There you go. This is a Folly Deuce official hat. Oh, thank you. No free band deals, but we'll put it on because Tom... And also, look at this for a shirt, man. Oh, this is kind of sick.

Oh, is that the one you bought? Yeah. Yeah. Why does that not look... Lou, why does that really not suit you? How nice? How nice? How nice is that? That's really nice.

Kappa. Wait, that's sick. How nice is that? That is sick, Tom. Yeah. That is really nice. It's almost like

our lovely pizza top I know yours now. There's a Folly Doo shop. Yeah, I know. Do you get it from in there? Yeah, and Liv got a really nice, like a woolly jacket Kappa with Folly Doo.

It's really nice. That's so nice. Yeah. I didn't realise they did that. Did they do that when we went? There's a shop in there. It woolly jacket kappa with holly juice. Really nice. That's so nice. Yeah. I didn't realise they did that. Did they do that when we went? There's a shop in there. Yeah, it's by the, it's by the,

it's by the toilet. It's by the toilet, yeah. Fucking whole fucking face. Brilliant. Keep it that way, yeah? So yeah, that was my experience. Would you go back?

Oh yeah. Yeah. It's so good. To Maribel or? No, you go VT, wouldn't you? I don't know, because do you know what? We enjoyed,

when I went to Valterren we paid it was a lot more expensive and the rooms were shit really shit Maribel we had a five star hotel but it was really cheap

obviously we know why it's cheap now Maribel is expensive though it's all expensive though we were spending as much on meals in Maribel as we was in Valterren it's free value

and it was good in Maribel because the slopes were pretty much empty because not many people were there. And you can get everywhere from Marybell, so you can ski over

to Valterane if you want. They are the best, it is the best skiing in Europe. But, yeah, Marybell apparently is where the Beckhams go and the Clooney. This just feels

how much you help. No, that's just, I mean, I don't want to brag, but... When Humble Tom appeared on Pitchside for the first time...

Who would win in a race between you two? On skiing? Yeah, but give Lou a week. Me. Well, probably Tom. I think we're going to have to test that on a backside ski trip. I feel like I would die. I feel like I'd genuinely die.

No, you won't. You'll be good at skiing because you're fearless. I know, but that's why death, there's trees in that. Tree? What? No. Not a lot of runs are trees. I will say, I can go faster skiing,

but I am not like an adrenaline junkie. I don't even like going that fast in my car. I've definitely tamed myself over the last few years. I don't really find it that fun. I actually just like to ski and have a look around. Yeah, yeah. And talk to people. You wear headphones or not?

No, no. We get down together and talk. I'm not really an adrenaline guy because that's why I hate roller coasters. Like, I guess I'm scared of them. I hear that.

You won't be good at skiing then. I hear that like feeling of like dropping. But skiing, because I'm in control, because I'm a control freak, I think I'm alright. Love it.

A roller coaster, you're not in control. How's your knee? We're working on it anyways. I do think we should do a backside skiing vlog we'll go to a football match and a ski

I think you will rest me on how much money this channel makes we'll fund it ourselves yeah I'll go on holiday just go on holiday and film

yeah we'll go to Bar 360 I'm really gutted you didn't go to Bar 360 I did Bar 360 last time in Valtteri but everyone wanted to experience Folly Do's

Bar 360 is the one that you have to ski home in the dark it's terrifying yeah it's because you Bar 360 is the one that you have to ski home in the dark it's terrifying yeah it's because you went skiing with Theo as well

I did how was that it's good time mate he's really good at skiing not to blow his trumpet Reeve is one of the fastest learners

I have ever met I did pick up in like a day legit he was went from never skied before yeah back of the pack to like second

next to him he's just a funny a funny guy but back of the pack to like second next to second I'm not surprised he's just a funny a funny guy but I'm not afraid to just point my skis down a slope I think that's the difference

what do you mean point them down a slope as in like skiing is essentially the sport is like a controlled stop you're trying to slow down at all points

it's basically just slipping down a mountain people get you can't use a sled you can that'd be fucking class we did see oh my god

the cutest things. There's families with little babies in, their ski suits going down on sleds. It's fucking honestly. But their centre of gravity is so low. But then also, I was seeing four-year-olds fly past me. Because they can't fall over.

Yeah, they can't. They can't fall over. They're literally immune from falling over. And that is fucking, that's oldish. Or there was a few ski schools, but there's like 20 of them in a row. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Perfect times and everything. Oh, mate, they're so good. But yeah, it is... It's inspiring, man. It means you can get there one day. a few there was a few like ski schools yeah there's like 20 of them in a row yeah yeah perfect times and everything oh mate they're so good but yeah it's inspiring man it means you couldn't get there one day it's a cool hell yeah i want to take lewis bowden to it is a very i'll be very out my element i feel it's a very fun holiday but i will say it's a very expensive holiday very getting the uh getting the rental equipment and your own ski like if you don't own a ski jacket and i was I was that guy who bought a big bottle of champagne

as well yeah but you're you're gay you weren't fun gay on that holiday you were gay was that the day where you spent

a full day there yeah yeah it lasted a while exactly getting to follow a dude's at 12 is kind of right

yeah no they yeah the girl no yeah no we did yeah because we were like because we got up at like 9 we skied all,

we skied there, had lunch, did a few more runs, and we were like, we might as well just go to Folly Do's, get that front table. So we got the front table, best spot in the house. How often were you actually going out in the evening, though, until, like, late? No, no, not every, I mean. Is it illegal to drink and ski?

Yeah. Is it illegal? It's legal. Is it illegal? Oh, it's definitely legal, illegal? It's legal. Is it illegal? It's definitely legal, mate. It's almost encouraged. After Folly Deuce,

literally, the way home is like 10 minutes. I fell over like four times. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. That'll be smart shit. I'm not even joking. I think people ski best

after the one or two pints. One or two pints. So they're a bit loose. Inhibitions are gone, but you're not drunk. Not like five bottles of champagne in lockdown the funny thing about

follow deuce is that people out if you want some entertainment you'll sit on the ledge yeah there's loads of people trying to see you

typing follow deuce on tiktok and you'll just see hundreds of people just coming down that blue run down to BT after it's carnage

that's the one I want to it's actually really bad everyone's shit face so like then you just see people stopping Is that blue run down to BT after the It's carnage It's carnage That's the one I want to watch It's actually to the point where It's actually really bad Everyone's shit face so like then you just see people stopping having a piss on them

on the slope Oh my god I've never seen that No one would ever do that like normally They're just like But you do see a lot of like serious crashing

Yeah But not even at crazy speed because everyone's batting but they're just like tripping up and laughing We were there We saw one No you didn't go skiing but not even at crazy speed because everyone's batting but they're just like tripping up and I was laughing

like were you there we saw one no you didn't go skiing because you didn't invite him don't you remember oh yeah

we saw this one person come down just straight lined oh my god it was awful he high fived someone he went body on body

high five it went fucking body on body body on body body on body so yeah anyway that was the end of my stories I thought you might enjoy that you came back alive it sounded like a good trip though body on body high five. It went fucking body on body. Body on body. Body on body. So yeah, anyway, that was the end of my stories.

I thought you might enjoy it. You came back alive though. It sounded like a good trip though, man. It was a very good trip. We enjoyed it. We all liked it a lot. It makes you really want to go skiing,

doesn't it? Yeah. It is a lot. Does it make you want to go skiing? I'd love to try it out. I've always wanted to do it. Some of you made it to go on that, but I've never been able to.

Just work and stuff. Yeah, I'll be shit at it like but yeah but everyone is a few lessons go milking a few lessons before you go

I'll snowboard would you snowboard I feel like that's worse than my knees it's probably not no it's probably not it's wrists and bums that get torn up

by snowboarding you will spend the whole week on your arse forwards or backwards whereas skiing is like snowboarding is less dangerous isn't it because it's more of a controlled fall.

Is that right? The falls are arguably more painful. If you catch a back edge, you're off. Yeah, true. How hard can it be, realistically? You just fucking slide. But you were a skateboarder, weren't you? With snowboarding,

the damage is usually in the upper body. Yeah. Whereas with skiing, if you do something wrong, it's always... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why you were a snowboarder. A skateboarder.

I wasn't, no. You had a skateboard. Why do you have a backwards cap on then if you weren something wrong, it's always... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were a snowboarder. A skateboarder. I wasn't, no. Well, you had a skateboard. Why do you go backwards to Capone, then, if you weren't a skateboarder? Yeah. Can you make skateboarding videos? What are you talking about? Who made skateboarding? Was it Prodigy or someone who made skateboarding?

I have no idea. A little skateboarder as a kid. I did a BB Good review. You remember the weirdest things. Someone we know was a skateboarder as a child. Wow. Probably. No,

Christmas Clue said he was. Arthur was a skateboarder. Yeah. Come on. He used to wear DCs and that. Fucking weirdo. What's DCs?

The shoes. Oh, yeah. How crazy happened on your big cool experience? Minus 27 degree weather. You didn't ski in it though, did you?

He did minus 15. That's what the outdoor boys camped in. That's, by the way, what the fuck? I chucked hot water off my balcony

and turned to snow. Yeah, that's what happens. No, but it's, I could, it's, it's,

can that be true? No, I think it is true. Goes to snow? Yeah, I've seen it on outdoor boys. Goes to snow, yeah.

Goes to snow? Yeah, because it doesn't drop far, does it? Oh, okay. I couldn't it's so bizarre

like you walk outside your clothes are just ice yeah like you're free think outdoor boys camping yeah it's mental like even breathing right

do you watch him your nostrils inside your nostrils it's not freezing it's not freezing it all freezes up in your nose yeah but you've got to wear like a

yeah I couldn't I've never I've never felt anything like it. It's so bizarre. And there was no light as well. Did you see Santa Claus? Santa Claus? Well, that's where he lives, isn't it?

Did you see that they found his grave? Oh, shut up. Did you see that? That's not true because he's right there. No, genuinely, have you seen they found St. Nicholas's grave? Don't say that. He's still alive, mate. He works...

You know what, Lewis? Stop talking, actually. That's his nephew. I will say this, though. He works. You know what, Lewis? Stop talking, actually. That's his nephew. I will say this, though. Family bandit. It was very cute. On the plane, to and from, I guess we were going to Lapland, right?

Yeah. All the stewardesses, the air hostesses. There must have been a lot of kids on your flight, right? So many kids, right? They were dressed up in, like, Santa outfits.

Guys, before we start the plane, I want you to scream to wake up Rudolph oh my god and then they invited loads of kids up I went to Lapland as a child and they invited everyone up all the

kids got in a queue and they either had to tell a Christmas joke or a sing a song which one did you see how did you see that in first class there's no first class on the internet

can you get these out the first class, please? But what I want to know is which one did you do? You went up on your, put your shoes on your knees and then... I bottled it.

Can I do one? I want to do a Sub-12 Iron Man. I do. Sub-12 Iron Man for Christmas. Santa can't give you that, mate. You've got to work for it. It was really weird

with no sunlight. That was weird. Yeah, that's... I have got a good article about him. You're staying a log cycle? No, hotel. Trigger warning. Oh. That's... I have got a good article I found. Is it in a log cabin? Article? No, I don't. Trigger warning.

Oh. That's always good. Residents, this is truly sickening and outrageous. This is the shade, but I don't know where it is. Wait, what is this for? What is this? He's just telling us a cool fact, I guess. A headless fox with a sex toy inserted in its backside

was found in a street in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire. That might be the biggest segue. inserted in its backside, was found in a street in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire. Why? That might be the biggest segue. I've been waiting to get this out, but I've been waiting. He's just randomly... What he's realised is Theo's ski trip has come to an end

just as he's boarding the plane and decided that this story is more important. We've listened to his trip for the last 20 minutes. We've got on the plane to begin with and then Tom's gone, right, there's this story. He skied for a bit

and then he come out. I didn't get to karaoke night. We'll come back to that. No, we'll... Let's just fucking do this. No, we have to do this now. We'll come back to that. We'll come back to the headless fox.

No, no. Okay, yeah. It was like a little... It's like a little Easter egg. How can we compare? How can we compare? I feel like now we're just going to sit and listen to Theo's story just thinking about the headless fox.

I've got a bit to say. Okay. Deanna, you go. You go. No, you go. No, you go. Okay, fine. You go.

You go. I think you go. We'll come back to Theo. Chris got food poisoning. Did he? He's only little though. He is little. We did a karaoke.

We went to a karaoke bar which was empty let me guess you sang angels no I didn't but they put me up for angels I told the guy

change it I'm not a one trick pony what did you do unwritten by Natasha Benefield oh god I thought you were going to sing

another Robbie Williams song do you know who can sing um Batch yeah unbelievable I've done karaoke with Batch Chip he sang Dead dead or alive by uh oh he sang

that when i went with him yeah it's like a country or dead or alive i'm a cowboy lyrics were a bit deep but we let it slide he was really good uh and then and then it started to get busy and just as the night ended George went one more song and it was Haven and he sang oh the window

and the door it was funny it was funny do many people recognise you all? a few every now and again what the six year olds

that were there to see Santa? no the Finnish guys yeah we did have one British guy who was was he there?

He moved away. No, there was a six foot four model trying to hit on Chris, so that was kind of

interesting. Female? Female. Damn. Apparently she's a famous model, but. Went down a

black run. Yeah, it was good fun. But it's floodlit. Everything's floodlit. I've always wanted to do night skin. Have any of you been run. Yeah, it was good fun. But it's floodlit. Everything's floodlit. It was really cool.

I've always wanted to do night skiing. Have any of them not skied before? Yeah, Batch had never skied. Did he pick it up? He was fine by the end of it. Yeah, it was absolutely fine. Mark was there as well. Same time.

What was that about? Oh, yeah. Mark Upson was there. Yeah, I thought... Really random. Videographer Mark Upson. Really random. And then he got the fight to Gatwick. Bumped into Joe at Gatwick

which Joe Weller Mark was like what the fuck I've just seen all the other guys Joe went to Rise Festival which was the same time

in the middle of there it's like in Le Apdouez yeah ah nice it was really bizarre having all days rolled into one

it was really weird there was a lot of people on our flight to Geneva going to RISE. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were going to RISE. I was like, fuck off. Yeah.

I don't talk to people when I'm there. But it was some of the most beautiful sunrise slash sets. Yeah, some of the photos did look really nice. It was absolutely,

I'd recommend going there not for a ski holiday. Stop doing that. I did. As a child. As a child. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't see the Northern Lights

so that was sad. All right, can we talk about the gay fox? Gay? Right, start again. Sex toy up can we talk about the gay fox? Gay? Right, start again. Sex toy up him? Might be a female fox, though. Might not be by choice.

Also, might be a female fox. So, residents, this is truly sickening and outrageous. A headless fox with a sex toy inserted in its arse was found in a street in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire. The animal was discovered by a member of the public along Springbank Road, a residential street about two miles from the town centre. On Wednesday,

the police said in a statement, police were called on Wednesday to a report of a dead animal that had been mutilated and left in a public place.

Are we pretending to be animals here for the moment? But this isn't this way to a buddy rabbit. I didn't do that to be a rabbit. That might be the same person.

They have since removed the animal and appropriately disposed of it, whatever that means. What did he say? You need to talk into your microphone. It's right there. You were talking like this.

It's right there. You can pick it up, you fucking bald... I'm glad we're like 150 podcasting with each other then. Investigations have taken place in the area, including a review of CCTV and house-to to house inquiry.

Also, what would you tell him? I need to talk to him. Yeah. And ruin the flow of the conversation too. Fucking idiot. Including a review of CCTV and house to house inquiries in an effort to understand the circumstances leading up to the Fox's discovery.

The outcome. The Fox put it up his own arse and chopped his own head off. What was the point of that? Is that actually what it says in the article? No. Did you make that whole article up? No.

I was expecting that to be another riddle. That is a real article. Someone just went and chopped a fox's head off and put a fucking up his arse. I think it might have been the other way around. And chopped his head off. They shoved a dildo up his arse and chopped his head off.

Why? I don't know, sexy, isn't it? Poor little fucker. I don't really know where to go after that one. Well, I know where

to go for that. No, I know where I want to go because we have to use Went to a Lovely Wedding, which I wanted to put you on.

That was a beautiful We're going from Beheaded Fox with Dildo and Bum to Ethan and Faith's Wedding. But that's just what we do on the show.

Yeah, it is. That's part of the game. They've all spoken about it now, so you used a free two. Yeah, no. How was it? You were all looking dapper in your the show. Yeah, it is. That's part of the game. They've all spoken about it now, so you used a free two. Yeah, no. How was it?

You were all looking dapper in your bow ties. Yeah, I mean, it's a black tie occasion and unfortunately for me, I didn't get the right size collar so you can, on all of my pictures,

you can see the black. He's just getting short. He had no collar. Yeah, well, I was told because I've never worn a tuxedo before. That was my first time

wearing a tuxedo and I went into the suit shop like trying to organise it. I was like, mate, honestly, I've got no idea what. That was my first time wearing a tuxedo. And I went into the suit shop, like trying to organise it. I was like, mate, honestly, I've got no idea what I'm doing here. Please just sort me out. He's like, all right, cool. You need a winged collar, blah, blah, blah. I was like, oh yeah, cool. I'll take all that, blah, blah.

Put it on. You can see the entire fucking back of my bow tie. Because the collar doesn't actually fold over it. So apparently I've got the wrong bow tie for the collar. And I just look stupid throughout the entire day. It's like an outfit you've got the wrong bow tie for the collar and I just look stupid for the entire day. It's like an hour before you got a beanie. I'm the only person in every photo where you can see the surrounding my bow tie. I wouldn't know that was not the style.

What's it for? I think it's for an actual bow tie. Yeah, not the one that... Oh, you should have had an actual one, Mark. You have to do it proper. Vic had to redo my bow tie for me. He's a bow tie specialist. Well, he didn't go, according to everyone.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, because it he's a bow tie. According to everyone. Oh yeah. Yeah. Well, cause it wasn't in, he did have to leave though. That's what they, um, they do in like military events.

You have to do your own bow tie. If you get caught with a clip on, you have to like down this massive wedding and no real punishment. It was a really, it was a really cool wedding though. I really enjoyed it. Like the vibes were immaculate. It was beautiful

everyone was there because everyone's all these people like where's the why is he not there super intimate it was in london uh it was just a lovely day and the party was class at the end as well no one was asking me why i went there it was sick they had a good DJ and then oh the London Essentials yeah they played yeah they got you up singing angels

yeah I performed angels in front of the whole wedding but that's why you couldn't do two in a week yeah I felt like I'd overplayed it

by the way they did the song I had to get up on the stage and do it I had to I had to do it guys

it was a bit like I don't want to do it mate I came off stage yeah I sat back down and went it's a bit like i don't know i came off stage yeah i sat back down i did nail it though come on you were good you're really good sat down on the table afterwards shaking yeah wow no genuinely that was magical the person that watched it and we were going mate that was so good that was great and fear's going oh my, that was so good. That was great. And Fierce going, oh my God.

I'm fucking buzzing. Wait, I was shaking for about 10 minutes. Was that the full, you did the full song? The whole song. Oh my God. They were an incredible band. They knew everything.

They come over and you suggest something and they were like, bang, straight on it. Were you sounding good? Because remember on the, where were we? High Rocks,

where I secretly recorded you singing and you hit the note. Oh, I hit the note. No, he genuinely hit a note. In a song where- I wouldn't say you're a amazing singer, but you hit this note perfectly. I thought it was crazy.

But a song like Angels, where everyone knows it, provided you're good enough to hold the front, when everyone joins in, it sounds like you're a great singer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're just like hitting the same- It is a cheeky thing. It everyone joins in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sounds like you're a great singer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're just like hitting the same... It is a cheek.

It works every time. Yeah, it was good. Oh! And they were... They were brilliant. They were brilliant. They looked amazing. Jeremy did a performance

of the other day. He did. That's class. With... I was waiting... I told him... Frisco and... It weren't Frisco, was it?

It was. Sure. The Vic Nugget on the deck, surely. Frisco weren't there, was it? Yes, he was. Was he? Yes, he was. There's two of them. But yeah, I kept saying... Oh, the video I saw, I didn't't Frisco was he he was sure the big knockout on the deck sure Frisco wasn't there was he yes he was was he

yes he was there's two of them but yeah I kept saying when the party was going on because we were like standing around

the outskirts because it was like the first dance and stuff and then you know people had you know normal songs

before it got a bit more ratty I was going to I'd go to Jamie I was like when are you getting up there mate

he's like no I'm not going to do it ten minutes later he's banging out like does he drink he doesn mate he's like no I'm not going to do it ten minutes later he's in the middle banging out like does he drink he doesn't drink does he

no I don't think he does obviously I don't know how much he can say but Harry's best man speech was it good killed it so good

but the thing is he says stuff and it's the sentence shouldn't actually be that funny but the way that he delivers it it's just like a road to shore way, everyone's just cracking up.

It was also like a lot more heartfelt than I thought. Yeah, it was. It was a really wholesome day. He put a lot of effort in. Yeah, it was really good. He was well aware of this issue. And I'm pretty sure he only got given like two days notice as well. So considering he had like 40 hours to prayer is really good.

That's what I'm... Because I'm going to be best man. I'm like, oh, the speech. Because it's like everyone sits and expects you to be funny. Yeah. Yeah. Trust me, guys. I'm going to be best mates best man I'm like oh the speech because it's like everyone sits and expects you to be funny yeah he has trust me guys I am going to be

he has more fuss at my boxing thing and then he asks us me and my mate me and my other mate Robbie look at each other and we're like nah it's like too much hassle

you know you need to have mates to be a best mate yeah that is true but it's like you have to be like a stand up for like a little bit it's like I don't want to be

like a funny command it's a hard thing it's a very fine line between like keeping it wholesome for the external members I also don't think you need

to be funny yeah well we said we're just going to go live still pinpointing the both the bride and groom where it makes but like what sort of stuff

can you say because like the only funny stories I have of him are like probably things you don't repeat exactly exactly so it's a balance

you have to remember as well like even if the joke you're telling is not that funny, people are going to laugh anyway. Yeah. It's best man speed. Everyone's there for like a good time. Plus like imagine having like someone like famous

like rock up and do your best one. Oh Christ. You know what I mean? That might be the worst thing you've ever said. That must be pretty good. You're going to dress in black and white. Yeah. I'm going to,

we have an autograph stand. So. Anything else? Fabian Shah. At the wedding yeah? Uh. black and white yeah I'm gonna we have an autograph stand so anything else Fabian Scha at the wedding yeah not really Olive stole the show

she was great I got signed by Portville yeah who's that Ethan's Ethan's on the lead team we're gonna send a transfer request

to Garden FC tomorrow yeah and I kept saying you're gonna get 10 minutes out of him you're gonna get 10 good minutes I went back you'll get injured I'm fucking back of him. You're going to get 10 good minutes. I went back.

You'll get injured. I'm fucking back. He's back. You'll get injured. I was the actual like, were you getting emotional when they did the whole walk and the music?

Yeah, I was probably crying. Reeve cried. I was probably many tears I wasn't actually crying but I was very on the edge. I was like, I can't be the one that does that.

I saw you crying. It was really, it was genuinely. I've never seen Cal's lip wobble as much. Yeah, he was an nervy boy, wasn't he? He was a nervous boy.

He had the ring duty. What did he have to do? Oh, so what, you just give, don't you just like give it to them? Yeah, but you don't want to screw it up

because that's the, that's the moment. Oh, he did it. It's like you in the shop with the comedian. Oh, fuck.

He had to avoid the dress as well, obviously not step back. Oh, Lenny Emery. Yeah, Lenny Emery. You do it accidentally. Yeah, you put on Lenny Emery holding your rings. It was really wholesome.

That was it. That got well out. Did it get you excited for your wedding? Wait, what happened to you though afterwards? What do you mean? Your issue afterwards.

You shit yourself again. Oh yeah, you got locked out of your flat. Oh, fucking hell yeah you got locked out your flat oh fucking hell yeah that's funny do you know what i can't even be honest talk about it's so embarrassing so we left and obviously because at midnight because i've got a dog i had to give my keys to uh someone else to let the dog out whilst we're at the wedding because we didn't want to go back and then yeah it's just really rude um so i've given my set of keys to someone who's come around my house to sort the dog out. We left the wedding

and Meg's left her. We got back to our front door and Meg's left her keys. I was actually live messaging you because I was on the way back from the party as well. So yeah, it's fucking rad.

Yeah, locksmith round. He comes around and goes, oh mate, this is a really high security lock. I don't know what to do here. We're like, okay, cool. Sort it out if you can. Pulls that fucking massive drill and just drills through the hole and then resets the lock. I don't know what to do here. We're like, okay, cool. Sort it out if you can. Pulls that fucking massive drill

and just drills through the hole and then resets the lock. That's what they did. That's what Chip had to do when I was saying it is. Just drill through. That's the sort of thing where there's like no point

getting annoyed at the person for that. But you just have to have just the upsetness about the situation. You carried on. I ended up at Albert Schloss. I did not want to go out.

I thought there was only Albert Schloss in Manchester and Birmingham. I didn't realise there was one in London. But you carried on. I ended up at Albert Schloss. I did not want to go out. I thought there was only Albert Schloss in Manchester and Birmingham. I didn't realise there was one in London. That must be new. It is new. It's good as well. I'm surprised you lot

went in there because that's like... There's quite a lot of fans, yeah. Very public. Oh, is it? And we were in our tuxedos. Did you not get a private boo for nothing?

Huh? It was like 1am. Albert Schloss is like very populated we were pretty hammered yeah everyone was vibing it was good

do you get excited for your wedding now it's gonna be you too very much so where are you having it do you know it'll be in England somewhere

it's not good when is it you don't want to have the date I think so yeah you should do that as a vibe yeah

have you planned have you planned a date planned a date planned a date a date yeah planned a date Meg has yeah she's fully Planned a date? A date? Yeah. Planned a date? Meg has.

Yeah, she's fully... Antarctica. Damn. Oh, you should do it in Antarctica. That'd be class. Yeah. Peru. Buenos Aires.

Brazil. Colombia. Bolivia. Why don't you just do something unexpected and go Blackpool or something? Why don't you die? I tell you what, on the invite,

I'll say, it's in Blackpool. I'll send that one to you. I'm there. Lads, where are yous at, man? I'm at the pier. I want the Pepsi Max, man. You're stag two, Cal's in charge of, right?

I'm in. And you, there's only one place you have to go. Why don't you shut up? Are you on the planet? Are you involved? Yeah, seriously. Are you trying to be my main character again? He did this when we first spoke about it.

It was the place he wanted to go to. I've not been to two places. I'll be honest they're regardless they're a great place you have many qualities and many strengths planning a night out for the lads

he's not one I don't think quite the contrary I don't think that quite the contrary I think I'm going to plan a night out than you actually

let's have a night out off on backside yeah what are we going to go everyone plans a night out that's what we what are we going to go everyone plans a night out that's what we should do we do like a it's just me and you rock up

and then we go on two nights out it's almost like we say which is the best it's almost like we did that with the come down with me and you had the better night out I just want a night out

how's it come down with me exactly you took us to Eastbourne and go rock climbing to be fair you just took us to a pub like yeah wow good

it took us ages to get to the pub. I thought we would be there all day. We didn't take ages. We were there all day, Lewis. I went to the Black Panther Museum. Lewis, we were there all day. We got there about three and we left about 1am. We should actually do that, though.

We should do like Reeve Stag do, but for Black Panther. No, we'll definitely be doing that, yeah. I mean, yeah, no, yeah. We'll both do a night out each and then I've already meant to be prepared for Tom to win

so we'll just go on two nights out for free anyway but what happens if I win you won't it's a good bet no actually

I tell you what if you win I'll let you join the committee of planning oh that's good because he's such a no that's good

no he's trying to do a better job then but he can be assistant to the regional, that's good Stig. No, that's good Stig. We've got to do a better job then. But he can be assistant to the regional manager. That's good. Trust me, I know how to have a good

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I'm not going to have it let's do it multiple episodes of the series that's a great idea let's do it in order of who we think is going to get married

so you'd be second yeah no way it'll be Lewis no it's you mate I don't think he's close

I think he's very close do you know what I've been doing with the little Christmas cause obviously I got like the boxing

bonus in keep smiling maybe you are I've been hinting to Charlie Lords that I'm going to propose that's fucking

mean that's really cruel if anything that's reaffirmed he's why are you going to post about that if anyone has reaffirmed that he's closer than you

no she doesn't want me to propose like she's not ready for that they have to say that no but no no she genuinely doesn't yeah she really doesn't

I really want you to break up with me wait a second maybe she does want me but like why are you doing that that's really mean that's not

that's my biggest bad point because I keep telling her that we need to have a kid in the next year as well and then I explain it to her why and she's like, shit, maybe he's right

and then she gets panicky in here. She's already looking after one. What's the second? That isn't true there. How have you been dropping these hints? I've been saying, I'm going to propose to you. I'm going to propose to you.

I've been writing it in fridge magnets. Yeah, wow. I'm going to propose to you. He said, I've been slowly dropping it in. How have you been slowly dropping it in? I've just been telling him I've been writing it in fridge magnets yeah wow he said I've been slowly dropping it in how have you been slowly dropping it in I've just been telling

I'm going to propose that's really bad I'm going to propose but like look I know you're thinking like I'm saying that and I'm joking but I am the kind of guy

to say that and actually propose so like and she's like wait so what you're saying is you're the kind of guy that's just going to take that joke so far and actually propose like wait so what you're saying is you're the kind of guy that's just going to take that joke so far

that you'll actually propose yeah yeah yeah got you until they get to the altar it was a joke what the fuck you're doing

what no I always make I always make a proposal when we're in like public and that wow that's really nice of you Lewis you actually shouldn't do that

you're a really nice person what do you mean that's not funny you know what we find it funny it is pretty funny he's laughing about it he's like stop I see it a little bit because one of the things You're a really nice person. What do you mean? That's not funny. Do you know what? We find it funny. It is funny. He's laughing about it.

He's like, stop! I see it a little bit. Get up! One of the things I agreed with Meg. Get away from me! I see it a little bit because one of the things I agreed with Meg is if we ever did get engaged,

we should go around to public spaces and do fake engagements where she would say no. That'd be a good video. It's funny though, isn't it? Yeah. Let's describe it like,

babe, I love you so much. This is your first date. And you've got to think, if I keep doing fake proposals, the. It's funny though, isn't it? Yeah. Let's describe it like, babe, I love you so much. This is your first date. And you've got to think, if I keep doing fake proposals, the time it's actually real, she's going to tell me, get up. I'm like, no,

it's fucking real this time. You can't do the boy you cried for engagement, mate. I could. Okay. Different kind of engagement. Do you want a murder mystery? Can we hold that?

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Stories that heal. Share yours. Together, we are unsinkableable we are unsinkable.com that i said that he made this prediction talks about cliff hide so have fun in 39 days you're gonna die from an orgasm so also it's basically every prediction had a pre-trivia is that philosophy can i just say uh soon and not die so this is this is very interesting it's breaking So basically every prediction had a trigger effect. Is that philosophy? Can I just say, sooner not die. So this is very interesting.

It's breaking. So essentially in 2009, it predicted there will be a battle in our skies between like military jets and UFOs, the classic. And the trigger event for this was Donald Trump being interviewed by Joe Rogan. Now this is in 2009. Okay. So that happened a long time ago.

Yeah. Okay? Precisely 39 days ago from today that I made that prediction that there'll be a battle in the skies. What's the 39 days relevant for? 39 days are relevant because of what I'm about to show you right here. 39 days from that day,

there's going to be the UFO battle. So, 39 days ago that day there's going to be the UFO battle. So 39 days ago I said that and the trigger event was that Donald Trump interview. 39 days from then is today

to the day. Have you seen what's been happening in New Jersey? No. How have none of you been seeing this? Because it's not real.

This is worldwide news. I don't want to be that guy. 39 days from upload date. not when you actually said it oh this has been going on for a couple weeks it's the date still match up people have been messaging me saying please bring this back up because i can't believe you show me the movie i'm actually i'm pretty on this by the way i'm really amazed that none of you have seen this news because this like jokes aside like this is genuine breaking news right now in the world. Are there any jokes there? Huh?

It's happening in America. Yeah, so in America, there's all these drones over New Jersey, New York. There's like literally hundreds of them in the sky. All of them are reporting on it. The Pentagon's speaking on it. All the broadcasters speak on it. They have no idea what these drones are.

Here are all the pictures of different ones. That is a real picture ones that is a real picture that is a real picture these are real pictures and if you're still thinking that the and one was seen here spraying stuff onto the ground if you're still thinking i'm wrong that this isn't true this is a real news reporter right here no but i don't just that is a real video you might be true but, but what are they? That's pretty weird. Oh, man, that's crazy.

Theo, look at this. I'm reading up about it. This is happening live today. He looks like a planet, though. Isn't it crazy? It's some weird, crazy orb. Is that not like the drones that you had over St. James' Park, just saying Newcastle are back? Nope.

Why doesn't this happen in Africa? Here we go. Why is it always America? Local law enforcement. Our initial assessment here is that these are not drones or activities coming from a foreign entity or adversary. You're telling me... It's not coming from a foreign entity.

Or adversary. No, countries. That's not what that means. Mate, a foreign entity or adversary means it's not from another country's government or whatever. I don't think that's what you mean. It is, mate, because they go on to say this again. That's madness that we don't know what these drones are. From the Coast Guard who said that one of their

27 foot motor lifeboats was followed by between 12 and 30 of these drones as they went... Mate, this is real life. If this is world news, why have we... I actually genuinely have no idea

how all three of you have not seen this. Are they still up there? Yeah yeah to this day right now no one has no one has any clue of what these are they're seen every single night for like the past two weeks and since the trigger event which i predicted there'll be a battle in the skies and today's the 39th day so mate by the time this video is released the battle because the trigger event it's coming to the point we're starting to see them now made about to come in the battle is going by the time this video is released, because the trigger event, it's coming to the point, we're starting to see them now. Mate, the battle's about to commence. The battle is going, by the day this video's posted,

on Thursday, there is going to be a battle in the skies, which I predicted 39 days ago. I have a question. It's not fair. You didn't predict it. Don't try to take this away from me. I have came true. This guy's machine works.

You didn't predict it. I told you it was going to happen. Yeah, yeah, works. I told you it was going to happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I told you it was going to happen. I have a question though.

They said it's not foreign, but it could be someone from America doing that. Yeah. So when it comes to that, they've all What actually could

happen is it could be Cliff Hyde doing that from his back garden. Yeah. To make him look like a genius. Let's not be silly. Let's be serious here,

there's going to be, why is that not a logical argument? There's going to be a battle, in the skies of America, which I particularly, there's genuine UFOs, spotted every single night, they've been seen spraying things,

they've been flying away, and also the other thing, when they go near them, with our drones, like to try and track what they are, they run out of battery, and they get just shut down, and they like,

can't go near them, why do you keep saying our drones? like sort of humans, right, okay, could be could be the rush no but this is crazy so this is the hilarious thing you's fucking shouting at me there but i predicted in 39 days time there will be no one shouted at yeah we just went okay no i skipped out the shouting bit because like yeah 39 days man it was it's not is this really what we're sticking to there's fucking ufos in the sky. The Pentagon are commenting on it. You don't know they're UFOs.

They're American, mate. You don't know they're UFOs. They're American. You can never trust in America. I've seen the back of them. It says made in America. Yeah. And I raise the point again. Why does this only happen in America?

Not in fucking... Are you... Are your minds not blown by the fact that there's fucking aliens in the sky? We don't know that, though. They're not aliens. What are they, then? I don't know. What is this technology? Well. What are they then? I don't know. What is this technology?

Your issue is, it always has to be aliens. It is aliens. You said to me. Let me just give you a logical argument of what it could be. That Cliff Hyde did it. No.

No, I said. Cliff Hyde's dead meat. No. Okay, maybe not. Or just an American. Or just an American. Not, not, okay, not. Also a conspiracy theorist thing is,

if I put these up in the sky, people are going to think aliens are going to be. No, no, no, no. Here we goists think, if I put these up in the sky, people are going to think... No, no, no, no, no. Here we go, here we go. Can I answer that? If we had watched the drone show at the

World Cup or at Newcastle, yeah, and instead of being welcomed to St. James, it was just like some rat, it was like some... That's what I mean, yeah. You say, lads, UFO.

This technology, no, can I actually be genuine? This technology, like, obviously, you've looked into that. This technology is far more advanced than that

and they look weird. How do they know? Because they're looking at it, they're trying to track it, the FBI's investigating it, they're costing them. They genuinely,

the technology is beyond what we know at the moment. But what is the technology? They can't get near it, it shuts down the battery whenever they get near it. Oh, that is pretty cool. If it turns out to be aliens

and by the time the upload comes out, I'll shake your hand, mate, because we'll all be dead anyway. I predicted aliens. No, but genuinely it's really weird because there's a video

of one spraying like down below with like some sort of liquid. And then they checked what that liquid is. Should we not quickly get on a flight to New Jersey?

Mate, we should go investigate this. And investigate it. We should. Backside should go investigate it. I feel like we should leave the professionals. No mate, Lewis can get

kidnapped by the aliens. Don't forget he predicted this. Where are the fucking men in black in this situation? I'm going to be annoyed. backside should go investigate I feel like we should leave the professionals to do it no mate Lewis can get a kidnap by the alien don't forget he predicted this where are the fucking men in black in this situation where are the fucking men in black in this situation

look at that look at that fucking orb there like that's on a news station that's real yeah that looks mental where's the fucking

reindeer head bloke sorting this all out what's he doing where are the men in black in this so I just don't want any more. How about this?

It's a plane. It's a fucking fucking Star Wars fighter. It's a Star Wars. That is not a fucking plane, you know. Isn't that a DJI 4?

I know it's not a plane. Is it just a drone? You see what I mean? I was finally right. That isn't even going fast. It's far away in the distance, mate. I mean, it's not. So that one looks like, yeah, a plane.

That looks like Santa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This one, I don't know what the fuck that orb is. That could be Mars. This one's crazy and it keeps changing shape. Isn't that a snowflake? That's similar to one to what we've seen before. That's a planet.

That's Earth. Mate, you think you can see planets like that from... I don't want to be that guy. You can't. I saw Jupiter the other night. It is halfway through December. Maybe he's doing a test run.

That's the one spraying down below. You can see it there. No, genuinely, track this. And if you listen to this, you know I'm right because you must have seen it. But genuinely, track it. They're fucking all over.

Keep us up to date. Keep us up to date, please. I beg you, keep us up to date. Well, can you just apologise because it to date. Well, I want you... Can you just apologise? Because it is pretty crazy. It's Santa. 39 days since that...

It's Santa. It's not 39 days. 39 days since I predicted there'll be an alien invasion. That is not what you predicted. You said there'll be a war in the skies. It hasn't been a war in the skies. It hasn't started yet.

By the time this episode... So when it starts, we'll apologise? Okay, on Thursday... We're going to die. That's what I said. If and when that happens, I'll shake your hand before we get eradicated by an alien species. So if you're watching this on Thursday,

look into the sky tonight because it's actually happening. And if you're also watching this on Thursday... Ah! It fucking hurt, that. It hurts, does it? Knocked me jaw out of line. It hurts, does it, Lou? No, who's the alien?

Yeah, if you're watching this on Thursday, just remember I was kind to you. I'm like... It's not cool. Oh, please come on the pod because I knew you were real. Where'd you get this from? I think it was pretty impressive.

I'm really happy about it. Do you want to apologise a little bit for me being right? I... You said so much nonsense there. I don't know what I'm apologising for. Can we just actually

appreciate the coincidence then? Yes. That's 39 days ago to the day that I said so much nonsense there I don't know what I'm apologising for can we just actually like appreciate the coincidence then that's 39 days ago to the day that I said that I said Joe Rogan going on Donald Trump

going on Joe Rogan's pod I can't remember it anymore a trigger event a battle of UFOs in our skies and we're literally seeing that happen today

it still could just be a coincidence but even if it's coincidence it's pretty fucking crazy. It's pretty fucking spot on. But apparently, if you go close enough to them,

you can hear them go, dashing through the snow. No, you need to not. Not more of a... Luke, take it out. He's just ruining the vibe. You can't. No, you're ruining the vibe.

Just fucking be nice to him. No, it might go in my eye. Why wouldn't you cover him like that? Can you stop? You're ruining the vibe. Am I a threat of being hit here? No. Okay, cool.

I'll chill. Lewis, should we do it? Your fact. Off. No, it's like the end. He's got Tom Riddle. Tom Riddle. I don't even need philosophy today.

No. No, we don't need philosophy. Tom Riddle. Riddle's in the sky. Tom Riddle. Now, this is a brand new game. Tom, what is it? Riddle me this.

It's not brand new. Hold him up. People might be... It's a murder mystery slash riddle and you've got to work it out. You thick... The best part is we get to play characters.

There's no characters in this one. Hey, guys. Oh, what? No, I can make characters. I think there's a character. I'll let you guys have a go at this one. Yeah, actually, yeah.

Come on. You two are thick. Wait, do you know it? No, I don't know that. Oh, no. So a senior police officer sends... What's happening here then, gents? No, you are the junior police officer

that he's on his last warning for being a pervert. Okay. And you are a junior police officer who has no cock or vagina. So it's just flat. It's like a Barbie doll. PC Ken. Like a Barbie doll, okay?

PC Ken. Right. And I'm kind of into that. You have to visit a murder location and know everything you see there. Oh, God. The officers return with the information. Why is it so strong?

I can't hear it. It's a horse. Body lying. It's a robot. Television on. A cup of tea on the table. Newspaper opened with page numbers 7 and 8. Are the officers lying? television on a cup of tea on the table newspaper opened with page numbers

seven and eight are the officers lying say that again say that again so the officers the perverted officer and the you look really nice

and the Barbie doll officer I still can't wee come back with the basically this is the facts they come back with the body someone's been murdered

yes you honestly listen to it because then you can process what's happening. The body's lying, the television's on, a cup of tea's on the table and the newspaper's opened

with pages, page numbers seven and eight. All the officers lying though. Ah, I see. How, what do you think of this mystery, Mr,

what's his name? It would be open, yeah. What's his name? Deputy. Deputy, what do you think? I conclude that this body is lying because pages seven and eight would not be on the same newspaper page what eight would be on the other side of seven what yeah but that's why is the cup of tea still hot ah so not to that for me oh oh um also tom yeah did i get deputy yeah uh queen you said the body is lying

so lying down yeah that's funny how can a boy be lying down when they should be in this how did he die tv read the newspaper and drinking their tea. How did he die? Has he got like cut marks or anything? I've read everything. Deputy, check the body. The body has been moved because you, the pervert,

has moved it. He's got his cock out. Does the body have this cock out? He's getting his cock out to tease you because you haven't got one. So, the cup of tea, why is it still hot we don't know it's hot

it is hot I've just touched it well you're adding things and making it all no Tom the problem is I know that they're

lying because who's lying someone who's watching TV having a cup of tea and reading newspapers should be sat in their seat not laying down why would I lie

why would I lie that's what the question is that's the answer no we're not lying is that what your final answer is we're not lying no yes but you're, we're not lying. Is that what your final answer is? We're not lying.

No. Yes. But you're saying you're not lying in general? It's because there's a body on the floor, the newspaper's open, and there's a cup of tea. And the TV's on. I'm not lying, yeah.

It's like that. Okay, do you know what the answer is? I didn't really hear it. I was listening to both of them, but I'm not lying. I'm looking at it right now. I'm on the side with Theo, because that's too much stimulation. Trick question. I'm not lying. You actually got at it right now. I would end on the side with Theo because like, that's too much stimulation.

Trick question. I'm not lying. You actually got it right in the first place. Yeah. What? It's correct. It's because newspapers

don't go seven, eight. Yeah. Evens usually on the left. Yeah. But isn't that what you meant? That's what I said. Isn't that just a mistake? Because it's obviously

the first page is one, you open two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. But what I i knew i knew there's a reason why he's told us it's page seven and eight yeah why would we why would we want one more yeah that was my first win well done mate yeah what does that mean does that mean you changed your answer does that mean he killed him or what no it means the policeman were lying about this yeah i figured

it out because here's what is a wrong the police visit a murder spot the police are all gay by the way it's a gay police force yeah fair enough they there they see a dead body with a bullet

shot on the head with a bullet it should say bullet wound a bullet wound on the head and the gun

is near the victim's right hand on the floor his left hand is on his cock but we don't you probably the officers probably put it there just a bit like tomfoolery near the victim's right hand on the floor. His left hand's on his cock. Oh. But we don't,

you probably, the officers probably put it there just a bit like tomfoolery. There is a tape recorder which police play. It has 10 second audio with crying and then a sound of a gunshot. Is it a murder or a suicide?

You have three answers. It's not clear. It's a suicide. Murder. Murder. Hmm. Which, where is the recorder? Just there.

Tom? Deputy, what do you think? This is a murder. Why? Because. I'll tell you why. Go on.

Because, to suicide, and you wouldn't put it here, would you? Is that what you said? Is that where the bullet wound was? No, just the head. It just said head. It didn't specify where in the head. Back of what you said? Is that where the bullet wound was? No,

it just said head. It didn't specify where in the head. Back of the head or the front of the head? There is a big, it doesn't say, it just says head. Just in his head, mate. So,

there's a dead body with a bullet wound to the head and the gun is near the victim's right arm. I understand it was a murder because

who stopped the recording? Yeah! Nice, mate. Now, it is time No, no, put it back on there. for our fact-off. Are you doing one each?

We're not doing a fact-off. You're just doing the fact, remember? Oh, yeah, go on. Oh, you don't have one? No, you swapped them all. Well, you're doing some facts. It's a good one. Are we not doing the quiz?

I do. This one's a good one, boys. So, let me tell you about the great molasses flood of 1919. Can you not, can you put it that way?

What do you want me to do? He's not going to give it to me. Now, a little backstory, boys. Well, not me. Here's a backstory, okay? What is molasses? Place where man united, left by.

It's a place in Africa. I took the reins down to Africa. It's a place in Africa. I took the rains down to Africa. It's essentially golden syrup. It's an American version of golden syrup. It's a thick

sticky syrup but that's a byproduct of mining sugar. Now the great aka let's call it the great

golden syrup flood of 1919. This is bad boys. It's really bad. Is it? Guess where it happened. Sydney. Boston, America. Always. It's really bad. Is it? Guess where it happened. Sydney. Boston, America.

Always. It's always America. Always America, yeah. Boston, Massachusetts. Now, there was a guy called Jeff, okay? And Jeff was driving a huge steel tank. A shock. What was it filled with?

Golden syrup. Over two million gallons of golden syrup. Oh, I'd love to swim in that. Get all sticky. Kill a man in there. All right. Anyways, it was driving along the motorway. Actually, no, not in the motorway.

So he was in Boston High Street. So it's quite... Boston High Street. Yeah, Boston High Street. Yeah, well-known place, yeah. Next thing you know, he loses control of the vehicle. No. Smashes straight into a lamppost.

Oh, my fucking God. Causing the backside of the tank to fall. That is fucking crazy. This meant that two million gallons of golden syrup burst through the tank. I bet it was like seeping out like a shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, it exploded through. It released a wave of golden syrup

that raced through the streets at 35 miles an hour. I don't believe it. Is that because it's hot? Mate, there was so much of it, right? It created a 25-foot wave. No way. It demolished...

That cannot be right. Mate, it came at such speed. It went bang. 25 foot wave. It's sticky, isn't it? Do you know how waves are caused? The 25 foot wave demolished buildings, overturned cars,

and tragically killed 21 people while injuring 150 people. But what makes this disaster so bizarre is that the survivors described the scent of golden syrup lingered throughout the city for decades afterwards scientists now believe the disaster was caused by a combination of poor construction and an unusually warm january so it basically exploded causing the wave which caused the golden syrup to expand and explode the poorly made tank.

But I thought it's quite... This event single-handedly... This event single-handedly led to stricter building regulations in the US because they didn't want them to be taken out by golden syrup. Oh, God. 25 foot wave, yeah?

I'm not having that. Now, what is interesting about molasses, obviously the golden syrup, it used to get stored in large quantities because it was a key ingredient in fermenting alcohol, particularly rum production. It's incredibly dense. So when it spilled during the...

See, this is why I don't think it could go quick. So when it was spilled during the flood, it became so heavy and it basically became an unstoppable force. Yeah, but that would imply that it's not going very quickly. Yeah. No, it went 35 miles an hour.

How can it go that fast? It heated up and went bang like that. 25 miles. How can you shoot out of a tank on the back of a lorry that high and fast? It doesn't make sense. Mate,

it's fucking mental. Lord, answer. Do you want to see photos of it? You don't want to see photos of it? If you went to Boston in 1920s, it smelled of golden syrup. Remember, builders made a wooden ship back then, smashed them up. Damn. This is actually, it's real.s, it smelled of golden syrup. Remember, builders made a wooden ship back then,

smashed them up. Damn. This is actually, it's real. Look, it's fucking battered. It's everywhere. I don't understand how it can travel that fast,

You can still smell the smell of molasses. Yeah. 50, oh yeah, loads of people killed, mate. Molasses tank explosion. Mate,

it was mental. So because it's hot at the time, it's, it's, yeah. I just don't think it was 25 foot. That's so fucking tall. I don't know if I'm buying that.

Mate, it's the great Boston molasses flood of 1919. That's insane. They recovered from World War I to get fucking bummed by golden cereal.

That sounds so unbelievable. It could be true. Yeah. What if you liked it? Like golden cereal? You're never going to guess how they cleaned

everything up. They licked it all up. They just licked it up. Oh, God. Serious. It seems like he's right. all up. They just licked it up. Oh, God. Serious. It seems like he's right. Mate, dogs came and licked it up. Yeah, everyone wiping pancakes everywhere.

Yeah, loads of rum was made because of that. Really? That's mental. Why do you believe it when he has TikTok? Because I'm actually reading a fact. No, I still don't. I. That's mental. Why do you believe it when he has TikTok? Because I'm actually reading a fact. No, I just, I still don't.

I think that's crazy. With Boston streets retaining a molasses scent for years. This fucking Harry Potter tune as well. Is this the exact one you watched?

No. I didn't watch any TikToks. Would you know what? What a shit way to go that is by the way. I'll type back while I'm pessimistic.

Can you see that though? Do you see the difference between that and yours? I literally just predicted an alien invasion and you're still annoyed. That's a well researched fact that actually happened.

Fuck off. I literally predicted an alien invasion which has happened when I said it was and that's still not good enough. That's where the phrase originated from.

Alright, tree cool. Did you guys hear about the Battle of the Bees? No. We're not doing another. Save it for next week. Nah, nah, it's a short one. That gives Battle of the bees no we're not doing another save it for next week nah nah

it's a short one that gives a battle of bees so the year is 1802 mate it's mental it was one of the one of the strangest military events

in history guys also last week you were telling us there was a fucking chimp that was also a man yeah the human Z the human Z

it doesn't exist do you know what a skirmish is? Yeah, fucking idiots online. A little rough-de-tough. Yeah, clever. So during a rough-de-tough between the British and the French forces

in West Africa in 1802, the fighting was interrupted. No, don't you mean West Africa? Definitely not. The fighting was interrupted by a massive swarm of bees were they on their territory no i don't know man like the emos

as both sides clashed near a beehive the bees started to attack everyone in discriminality so they didn't care who they're attacking they were fighting too close to this major beehive it's a non-english major beehive is english word actually indiscriminality yeah no indiscriminately yeah that's not what you said potato potato the bees were so angry they were fighting on their turf basically soldiers had to drop their weapons and fled and fled into the jungle to escape the stinging swarm of killer bees. Do you need best to stand still?

In the end, the bees won, forcing both armies to retreat, and the battle actually ended in a draw because of the bees. No one could come back. Do you know with bees, you're supposed to just not move? Yeah, well, if they sting you,

they're dead, aren't they? No, no, no. It's because like you give off like a pheromone when you run and move about lots. Yeah. But I'm just saying

the point is like bees only get one chance, don't they? See that guy who got charged by a moose and he just stood still and screamed at it and it stopped.

No. It's like because all animals are scared of humans evolutionarily. We just shouldn't act like a pig. One little mini one to finish. I know Luke likes to start with his little mini one.

You know Napoleon? Not personally. Defeated by chickens. He wasn't short. Yes, he was. Okay. No, he wasn't. The average height in the years he was around,

so what was that, 1800s, was five foot seven. He was five foot six so it's actually average height for the size below average who's short yeah so like we say short you believe he's believed to be five foot six five or seven no we say short because he's short compared to us this is genuine question so it's chris md it's the reason we're grown taller as a population because the short kings are failing to breed and it's like natural selection. Probably, yeah. Same way with giraffe necks. Probably.

So like Chris MD is dying out. Hopefully. He might not breed whereas we will breed as the taller people. I think Chris will breed. Right. Okay, right.

I think Chris will breed. He's a king breeder. Are you ready for the quiz? Quiz! And you're going to have to dance. It's a general knowledge this week and I've got some good ones. Who hasn't done their dances, by the way?

I've done all mine. I think Lewis has done about five. You have too, anyway. I'm pretty sure. Right. It doesn't matter anyway. No one gives a fuck about it anymore because you've ruined it.

Watch your buzz noise. B. Buzz. Douche. Douche. Who was the ancient Greek god of the sun? B. Buzz. Douche. Douche. Who was the ancient Greek god of the sun? B. Buzz.

You don't know. Buzz. I know this as well. Zeus. What? Apollo. Correct. I thought that was the moon.

One to you. How many minutes are in a full week? B's. Fuck yeah. Is this closest to it? I don't even know how many minutes. 5,024. 60 times 24. Come on, no.? We're due closest to. I don't even know how many minutes. 5,024. 60 times 24.

Come on, no. No, that's not due maths. Go on. 10,000. 10,000. 7,000. It's 10,080. Oh my God.

I swear to God, do you know what I was going to say? You did. 10,070. That would have been wrong. I know, but I was pretty good. So do I get a point for that? Yeah, you get a point.

Yes. What company... Have we already done this? I feel like we have. If we have, then we're... We haven't done it. Don't worry. What company was initially known as Blue Ribbon Sport?

Don't do shit as me. We've done it, haven't we? Nike. You did it, yes. We'll take that off. So it's still 1-1. What software company is headquartered in Redmond, Washington? Washington?

Go on, you know this. Yahoo. No. Does that even exist anymore? Douche. Google? No. Buzz, Microsoft.

Correct. I was going to say Microsoft. I just thought it was too obvious. Was it? It's a general knowledge question. I thought it would be somewhere else. What is Acrophobia, a fear of? Buzz.

Buzz. Spiders. B. No. B. B. The letter A. That's arachnophobia, isn't it?

Ish. Holes? No. B. Buzz. Small things. We get a clue now. Oh, okay.

No, he's buzzed. Honey's buzzed. B, B, B. Sticky things. I know okay. No, he's buzzed. Honey's buzzed. Bee, bee, bee. The sticky things. I know this one. What's my clue? Do you want a clue? No, no, just kidding.

Well, we buzzed, by the way. You both buzzed. You get a clue on the third one. It's not like the football case. Tiny cocks.

Acrophobia. Yeah, right. I'll give you a clue. I have this fear. um smelly people douche irritating people no but you it's not heights is it yes okay acrophobia scared of heights yeah no way so that's three one zero yeah you've pitch. You've pitch. Pitch. Pitch. I'll try and find one that lose. I got that because I know Tom, not because I knew what... I was technically right.

I went wrong as well. You are scared of... Yeah, yeah. It's just a different fear. Have we done this one? In which country would you find Mount Kilimanjaro? Beach. Fiji.

No. Fiji? Yeah. Not in the right continent is it oh my god it's in the middle of fucking shit

oh my god Zimbabwe no Kenya yeah no oh that's Mount Kenya though

that's Mount Kenya Madagascar no it's in the middle of Africa Ghana no Ethiopia no

right B I was going to give you a clue Zambia. No. It begins with T. Douche. Tanzania.

Yes. Nice. 3, 2, 0. We're going to get to 10, though, because you're fucking muted. Remember that. True or false? Oh, no. I can't do true or false.

Here we go. where would you be standing if you were on the Spanish steps B what city oh Valencia douche no

Barcelona no but it's Rome yeah that's fucking stupid isn't it like 4-2-0

why do you know that? Why would you guess Valencia anyway? That's so rogue. Spanish Steps. Yeah, yeah, but you could have picked a bigger city in Spain. Because he's not going to pick. Like, he'll pick rogue ones. What's that for?

The Vatican. Don't know. How long is this quiz? Well, we've got four questions left. Four more questions. Technically, all we've got to do is win one. Right, here we go. This is closest to

what year was the United Nations established the um US douche 1965

1970 is it oh I'm not okay uh 1951 it's 1945 so really gets a point

it must have been just after World War 2 yeah it was then that's right yeah so that's 520 have been just after World War 2 yeah that's right yeah so that's 5-2-0 and it was after World War 2 I just didn't know

when World War 2 ended you need all three say that again I just didn't know when World War 2 ended that's horrendous oh my god that's crazy

what country drinks the most coffee per capita B per capita America no Japan no you were so confident then per capita B per capita America no Japan

no you're so confident then coffee Italy B Turkey no

good guess though yeah they like it though it's in Europe douche France no B

you've already I can't say France and then say I thought it was England no it won't be Europe. Douche. France. No. B. You've already buzzed this round. You can't say France and then say I thought it was England. It is England. No, it won't be. Greece. No. B.

England. No. Is it me? You buzzed. Spain? No. B. You've already buzzed.

No, none of you got it. No, come on. It's too far. Come on. No, no, we need to keep going, come on. It's too far. Come on. No, no, we need to keep going. Come on. I know it. B.

Morocco. It's his go. That's not in Europe. It's Reeves' go. I thought it would be Italy and Canada. Mate, I know it. Ariel. Shut the fuck up, you little weasel.

Is it like a major country? Croatia. No, it's so stupid. B. Fucking spit it. No. He's already said that. um area shut the fuck up you little weasel is it like a major country uh Croatia no it's so stupid B uh fucking spit it no he's already said that you are so far out of the room

it's a cold country douche oh that's a wrong Norway no Norway B

uh uh uh uh what oh are you telling him the answer Finland

is it actually Finland that's crazy you just told him the answer I know you didn't I just said think right think he just said Theo's just been there

what meat is used in a traditional shepherd's pie that was definitely me a traditional shepherd's pie that was was definitely me. A traditional shepherd's pie. That was me. It is lamb. Yes! That was me.

I answered first. No, it wasn't. Because of the shepherd. Because it's sheep. Sorry. Are you hearing this? I'm not partaking. I'm on fire.

Right, so it's two-two going into the final question. I was getting a nod. First of all, you told me getting a nod. First of all, you told the answer. Second of all, I buzzed before this to break over it. So irritating.

Beat him now. Beat him now. Beat him. So irritating. Beat him. Beat him. Tom, I love how you always argue

the integrity of the quiz. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don talks to the quiz, man. I'm sorry about this. It's Christmas. I'm sorry about this. It's Christmas. I'm sorry about this language, sir. It's Christmas. He buzzed in first.

Shut up. Whoa, he just told you to shut up. Is that a pipe question? You should have one for saying Morocco's in fucking Europe, mate. Yeah. What height

is a regulation NBA basket? Big. Oh my God. Closest will win. You can't store. You've got to say a fucking number. That is, it's easy.

You can give me feet on me as. 12 foot. 11 foot. It's 10 foot. Yeah. Yo, I fucking played national basketball.

I didn't measure the basket. You're fucking shit, mate. One more, last one wins. No. Yeah, last one wins no yeah that's no well it's his it's up to him

no we've already done 10 questions you've lost you've got three dances now no you've lost three dances is mental mate it's like doing like general knowledge quizzes

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