Back Side - Winning "The Traitors", Partying With NFL Celebs & Surviving the AI Takeover

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

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Betmgmgm.com for terms and conditions. 19 plus to wager, Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact Conax Ontario at 1866-531-260 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario You were there last year the noise in that stadium Everything just stays in like when there's a good play

It feels like it's going on for like 10 more seconds than it actually is You were vlogging weren't you? Do you know there's nothing worse than a Lewis drinking and vlogging? I wasn't drinking can we talk about all these AI videos Here's the one I promise I thought that was real You did not think that was Oh Reeves said by the way guys Get ready because this is actually going to bore you.

Have you seen the Grove? The grove? Yeah, whatever. This week there. Obviously, you know, the mighty Jets, the New York Jets, was staying at the Grove all week. See what they do to it. Where's the Grove?

It's like, uh, Watford. Yeah. So it's not far from Wembleb. No, they're playing that. It's fucking mental what they do to that place. What do you mean? They bring like, I've never

they trance first of all they take over the whole hotel each room becomes a dedicated room they got massage tables they brought in a whole gym

from America a whole gym weights they bought in saunas ice baths I've never it's bonkers but the rest

in a hotel that already has a salon they also bring it Madrid stayed there for the Chamisley Fawn didn't they yeah but they they were at Wembley

when you see if you saw this TikTok you'd be like it's meant they bought it like I did actually 8 or 8 after 10 seconds

snack section they treat him like toddlers toddlers Thanks for 50K here, everyone. I haven't said it in age. We should see it. If you're an audio listener,

you'll see that I have an NFL top on. Tom, you also went. If you're an audio listener, you'll see you have an NFL top on. It makes no sense whatsoever. It would be. Right, okay. Why did you have a dolphin's

top on? Because I got giving it for... Fins up, baby! Is that your team? No. It's a cock. It's a scalpel down.

Oh no. It's your vagina. Oh, no. No, when we got to our seats, there was a free shirt on each seat. Really? You got a full shirt, like actual kit? It's pretty good.

It's like 80 quid. So they're your team now? No, no, I'm Eagles, man. Fly Eagles. By the way, 105 quid. Fucking hell. Yeah, they're more than that. There you go.

Made more money. Were you in those special seats? Yes. Were you? No. Yeah, so there was a very big difference of experience between mine and thoughts. No, by the way, I mean, you were there last year, the fucking noise in that stadium is so good for the end of it. Everything just stays in.

Like, when there's a good play, it feels like it's going on for like 10 more seconds than it actually is, because the noise is just like bouncing around. Is there a lot of Germans again? I don't know. Yes, there was. I don't know. Because I had a rivalry with what who sat in front of us. He supported the denser.

No, I'm more like. No, he was... No, I've read mine camph more than you. No, he supported the Denver Broncos, Denver. Denver. Denver. Well, that's why he turned around and stared at me,

because I went, I said out loud, the Denver Broncos. When we're in a jet top of him? I. Aye. Well, like, I said Denvo Broncos get you up and he turned out. Both words there were wronged again. Giddy up.

And he, like, turned around to me and he was like this. The Denver Broncos. Why do you say that? They're not that difficult of words. You know, Denver's a city in America? Do you know what state it's in? Go on. Come on.

Brooklyn. I actually don't know that. Colorado. Is it? Nice. They have games in Germany as well, right? Is that why a lot of Germany? Okay.

I think it's just really big in Germany. He started eyeing me up and like stare me down on that. So I was like, well, right, I see we've got a bit of rivalry here because I'm a Jets guy. And by the way, he's in the Jets end here. We got a free flag. You're in the fucking home end here, so buddy, calm down. They were whatever they want, me. It was pretty, like, sporadical.

I was Jets, because he all got Jets flags. Yeah, but even that end was very, there was a lot of orange. Yeah, we got outnumbered because all the Jets fans started leaving. Not really a homing then, is it? Ah, but I held it down, because so then I started, like, laying down some shit talk, and I was like, Denver Broncos, more like Denver shit, but, like, he was just like. I could just imagine, Louis, like, with Charlie, like, you were vlogging, weren't you? Oh, yeah.

Oh, I betcha. I don't know how Charlie puts up with you, honestly. Do you know there's nothing worse than a Lewis drinking and vlogging? I wasn't drinking. No, no, no, all right. But when we got that safety, oh, okay, that's fine, then you're fine.

When we got that safety, he came around, right? And he was, like, giving his, like, look, and he's like, and I was like, I didn't know what was going on. But then it came out as a safety, and he turned around again. I was like, shh, and I fucking owned his ass. Wow, you had like a vendetta against one fan in the same. Yeah, we lost those, so. We?

Turns out the Jets are shit. Did he have, did this guy have any idea that you had a vendetta against? Was he just vibing? No, but to be fair, me and Charlie started getting more interested in his relationship with his two mate who he was with because basically he was a purple. He was sat in the left right and then there was another lad in the middle and then there was a lass on the right and the lad in the middle left to get beers and then the last in the right

started reaching over and tickling the guy on the left's back. Now, I know what you're thinking. If that's his girlfriend, normally... I don't know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking this is the most boring story ever had. That was his guffing. They would be sat together, shooly. but then the guy came back

and just stopped taking his back suddenly so I think she was going out with the one in the middle and was cheating with the one that left what was you expecting our response to be to this I thought you'd be like oh she's cheating couldn't really follow the story to me to be honest your head he's like a pinball machine

but I'll just want to if the thing is like if I wanted to take this right way to the next level I could have told the guy in the middle that this is still the same German guy Are you still talking about it? I think he's on something today Lou when you're in silent waiting for their response

You're like this. You're like nodding your head. You're still doing it. Why? Knott in your head. A better story. I was next to some absolute world famous celebrities. Oh, here we go.

Go on. The family. You know, the dancing family. Weird fuck up. The dad and the son. Yeah, yeah. They do the TikTok. Weird TikTok dances.

You will know. They will definitely seen them. And do you know what? They're actually really nice, lads. I bet they are. I actually. It's all for camera. Well, no.

They're just dancing. I mean their videos are like, inoffensive and they never like, I hate these more than hit lads, like, they're just so, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're so, like, inoffensive. Is this a group dancing one, though? You need the group dancing weekend. Is that actually him? Yeah, go back to a group one.

But if not, that's pretty cool. A pose of his face. Well, they sound loud. Are they American? No, no, they're English, aren't they? They don't even do the group ones anymore? I only brief, I only kind of smiled and said hello as they walked past, but my mate, Jake, actually said. My mate Jake went down to have a piss just before half time.

Then Giggs was performing at half time. But gigs come up into the stand just above where he was. So they shut off. You couldn't come into the stand. So Jake missed the whole performance because he wasn't allowed back up because I had to stop anyone from getting near gigs. Oh, you're dancing. How far were you away from him then?

They were like five seats down. No, no, I mean gigs. If he was performing. Oh, he ran right past me to get to the bit. Say hi. Yeah. He stopped his whole performance and went,

you're that quacked off pictures. Who else was in the VIP? To honestly, not that many people I recognize. There was... Tyrone was there. Yeah, yeah. Tyrone was there.

Mings? Yes. Was that actually Tyrone? Mings and Ryan gigs, yeah. Tyrone, he does like the box. He's like... He's like, I don't really know what he does. He just does like screaming.

You would have seen him on TikTok probably. There was sort of... Yeah, over then that, I don't really know that. Joe Lee was there, the presenter. Oh, all the lead. Wait, the World Cup? From the World Cup? Yeah, from the Euro.

in it? Euro's. No, World Cup. Is it? Yes, how she got famous? Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Was it not the Euro? World Cup was Qatar, was it? Was it? There you go. Do you know what I was thinking, right? It was the Euros. It was after the Holland game. I thought it was out in Qatar?

No. It was in Germany. I know the one you mean anyway. Germany, Qatar. It's all the same, isn't it? Is it? Come here. The thing with the NFL, that was my first time there.

You're saying to open the borders? Oh, let's not go political again, Phil. Waffling, part two, isn't it? You guys are fucking political... Do you not think NFL is like... It's like a school disco for adults. The way, like, they keep telling you, like, turn the volume up.

It is kind of like... Is that not America? No, but it's because there's so many stops that. You have to keep your entertain. Oh, do you have a great job. T-shirt? I did. And...

I shit myself when I've seen that. For me and Jake got one. And do you know what we did? We turned around and gave them to two young Denver Broncos fans behind us. Oh, that's perfect. The whole point about doing a good thing is that you don't have to brag about it. No, you have to brag about it. It made me feel good.

Their mom and dad would like, oh my God, you made their day. I was like, all right, can I take them home? What? Also, you need to iron that t-shirt because it's really scruffed up in the gun. What are you on about? When them... Oh, the one they give you. I don't have it.

I gave it away. When they fired those, me and Charlie both thought it was like a bomb or something. Because, like, I'd never... Right, you thought that they were firing bombs. No, no, no, no. Hey, you want the t-shirt. Who wants to get blown up? Yeah.

It's actually coming. You are special. We didn't see it fire. We didn't see if all that scene was this thing come hurling towards us. Right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, logically you think, right.

You do think bomb? No, you'd stone lying to 60,000 people, full crowd. It's a bomb. There's also, there's also like 30 of those people with guns. Oh my God. What do you think it was? It's a coordinated terrorist attack. Fire and I'm not saying I was right.

Speaking of fire, I watched that film you tell me to watch. Lost bus. Yeah, I'm real. Good, isn't it? True story. True story. True story. Yeah.

pretty crazy. It's not true about Matthew McConaughey though, he's an actor but he's like the person he plays is the true guy that's true

that's true. What? Yeah, and obviously the guy he's playing is a real story. What? He doesn't think Matthew McConaughey

was the guy. Oh right, that's what I'm clarifying that. Why would you think he thought that? That's really weird. I'm with you on that.

Should we draw a card? He's trying too hard and he. Yeah, you need to settle down here, son. Yeah, if anyone's a lot of, I'm wondering why I'm wearing this, like, chewed a...

No, he's wondering because that's better than what you usually wears about him. Wait, we're doing this today? No, we're doing it in future, Theo. So we're advertising right now. Guys, if you have any problems or things you want to get discussed on this show, submit them

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You know what? sick that did happen recently which is coming soon we can leak it it's absolutely fine um it's coming soon either on fellas or fellas loaded is uh we did come stag with me ah yeah right guys oh where did they get their great ideas from

they did that like hometown thing it was really good that great idea great idea yeah enjoyed that one um it turns out we also didn't know it was a stag dude it's also mad they had like 450 people working on their show and they can't even think of an original idea Maybe that's why they're stopping us getting ours out

So they could get theirs out We found out it was on the morning of the record Yeah, we were told, oh yeah Do you guys want to come for a land party Like play call a duty tonight? It's like yeah, that's sick Which in actually sounds amazing Like a land party

So you're all playing like on the same server In the same room Really fun Is it? I'll be rubbish, I'm shit at God Oh mate Well we'll get onto it a sec That morning we find out

No it's a stag do I thought okay that's kind of fun Sorry that was the stag do Yep It's pretty good to me Well that's what the fellas do It's like everything we do, but like slightly worse. How is that a stag?

And then we find out there's what her drinking involved. And stripping. Now you're on board. No, it wasn't stripping. It's just Ollie decided to take it once. No, I actually played the game properly. For some strange reason, get his six back out, didn't he?

No, not really. Very hairy pub. For some weird reason, for some weird reason, for some weird reason, the most logical thing for eight guys sitting around playing cock. You have a big book? to invite people to do a strip search and destroy game. We didn't play enough games so you to lose all your clothes.

Yeah, we actually did. I had like four items of clothing on, and we lost four to, which is six games. Ollie was very excited that night, wasn't he? So when he whipped out his cock, all the cameras went on him. Onto his penis. I will say, by the way, I don't know about you. Unbelievable amount of fun. It was so much fun.

I want to do another one. Can I bring us back? You're quite a well-groomed man. Do you choose not to groomed... It was everywhere. It's so much hair. It was bushy. That's not that hair.

Oh, big bushy beard. Pretty bushy. It went out from your body. Thick bush. Do you know your cock looks bigger if you shave? Yeah, mine's pretty fucking trim. Maybe I don't. Anyways, yeah, we got very fun.

We played model warfare too. Yeah, remastered. That was class. Ollie decided to just hate on me all night, which I wouldn't like, actually. No, it's actually for the bit, though, wouldn't it? No, you kept saying it's only for the bit, it's only for the camera, but actually you're still doing it. It's still hurt my feeling. It still hurt my feeling. Oh, sorry, no, it's okay.

You had team captain and didn't say anything, so... I'm sorry, is that not what we do on here a lot? Well, no, should we pick this? Yeah, I suggested that ain't at the end. Because we need... Because there's nobody doing it at the end. We've got five minutes to fucking kill someone, have we? Guys, for everyone watching, if you're into the traitors,

the UK celebrity series is back, and the cast is absolutely insane. Obviously, everyone watching that knows traitors, It probably knows that... It's not an advert, but Nico's on it, one of our friends. Jonathan Ross, Kat Burns and Alan Carr are currently the traitors and killed off Paloma Faith in episode... Don't ruin it! Two.

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operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. Okay. So what are our thoughts on the celebrity version. I'm not watched it yet, but I'm going to watch it tonight. I actually really enjoy celebrity version because the money that they win doesn't determine how they play the game. Like it all goes to charity. So like on the, on the like the normal people show, or like non-celebrity. Yeah. Normal. Yeah, that's so weird. Sorry, that's out of touch. Oh, cancel him.

Cancel him. Cancel it. On that one, they, they care way to much about the money. So they actually get really personal. Yeah. So it's like, that's what I want. I would be. I've only ever watched it once. It was pretty fun, but I just haven't had. So what is it we're doing? I've only ever played it. I've been too busy watching the dance this week. What is it we're doing then? Oh yeah. Double in. We're playing wink murder. Okay, how does that work? Are you thick? Well, we need to explain to them. Yeah, we're going to know what wink murder is. You need explain it. You might not. We've just drawn out a card each and it'll either say faithful or traitor. So one of us here

is a traitor. So whoever's the traitor, he's going to wink at someone and kill them. Yes. And once someone's dead, we're going to decide who the killer is. Yeah, and then there'll be a roundtable kind of vibe. Like that, the killer. If we're unsuccessful, the killer in. What if I catched the murder? Well, then you know for the round table, don't you? You know who did it.

Okay. Right. Are we starting now? Actually, I mean, we all know the things. Can I understand the deal like this? Guys, Tom's in a bad mood and he's had his neck. I fucking hate sleeping badly on my neck because there's nothing I can do. Oh, you're a bad sleep neck.

What? Bad sleep neck, that's called. Oh, yeah, yeah. BCN. BCN. Yeah, so. Lou, you're doing too much, you're definitely the fucking murder. You're begging it, lad.

You're begging it of it. That's a good tackle. Right, anyway. Wink murder. The claws in your... I'm sorry, that's a good tactic. Also, if you're an audio listener, when someone winks, we'll just let you know. No, we'll go to a round table, won't it?

We're like, oh, someone's dead. Well, no, if you die, you have to just make it loud enough that the audience knows. Have you watched any of the series prior? Did we play yet? Did he just die? He's dead? Oh, fuck. Oh, it's Tom.

I think he's dead. It's Tom. Roundtable. How can that be when you're going to Oh, is he dead? Because Lewis died when me and Ollie were staring at him. Yeah, that is true to be fair. I think that's true.

And also, out of everyone here we would like to kill it, it's probably Lewis. Tom, we were stair, right, I vote as Tom. We literally had to... Let's draw a vote. Unless you've swindled me, it's probably him again. I vote is Tom. I don't think it can be you because you were looking at eyes. You were locking eyes.

It's literally impossible for TV, by the way. I think he was very, he was very quick to go, oh, is he dead? You were staring at my eye when he died. He did. He did. as we were looking into each other's eyes. When he's quite obviously dead. You meant to be dead.

Shut the fuck off. Ejaculating everywhere. Round table at this vote. It's vote. I voted Tom. Why are you so quick to vote and not discourse? It's about to win. No, but that's... Telling me, you're the fucking killer. We were staring into each other's eye.

Yeah, I mean, other than the evidence that we were looking at each other at the exact time he died, uh... It's not really fucking old. Unless there was a delay And you murdered him And he delayed his It would be cold

If it was me But it wasn't Reeve It was even me or you Yeah It's Tom It's not me If you know

If you know It's not you It has to be him Because it's obviously He's not me He delayed He kind of slum Because I was like

Is he dead And then I was like Can we ask the deceased If he died Immediately Is he got winged out Yeah Did you die?

Oh You have to not delay it though. When you know, then Theo immediately went, oh, is he dead? Oh, did you reckon we should do that for future rounds? I think you're allowed to delay the death. So you know you've died within like five seconds to die. Yeah, yeah. All right, cool. I'm going to vote Tom. I like Tom. Well, I vote.

Fucker to go to me. It's me. Brilliant. There. Game one to the we have to prefer to do that again. Okay, everyone back in. I will throw this away. Well, that's a demonstration round, people. No, we could, let's talk about everything else that's going on in the world now before we Okay, sure. I have a question for you guys. Oh, here we go. Oh, is this a philosopher folly?

No, no, no. Well, it can be if you think it's worthy enough. The loss, come on me. Right. Oh, what's Mission Impossible? The new one yesterday. It's not that good is it. I tried to watch that new...

It was stressful. Pretty crazy does all his own stunts. Have any of you seen the new monster series? He never mentions that. Do you know, have any of seen the new monster series where, like... I watched episode wide, I turned off. Yeah, I turned it off when he started wanking over his mom's knickers. I was like, oh, he's fucking...

What? It's not really... Oh, yeah, that gives away the whole plot, does it? I didn't remember the same series as like the Queens one. I also can't get, you know, like, I never watched the Jeffrey Darmone. I don't like, like, I prefer documentaries instead of like re... That's what I mean, I just felt like it was unnecessary. Yeah, I don't like.

Like the guy in real life made a belt of nipples. Yeah, and he preserved those... There are of humans. Those vaginas. He preserved the vaginas. By the way, do we start the straight away? the straight away i'm not even read mine yet but yeah we're in the game yeah we're okay don't do it straight away but um right question oh oh that's not ever

we'll find that one funny and get that little tickle one uh right i'm not going to name names but i got a colleague who uh leaves his toilet roll in the middle of the bathroom because apparently it's easier than putting it on the hooker and turning around and taking it off wait you said colleague because you've only got one of a year. Sorry, no, all right, not colleague, person I know. Who? The same as the colleague. The loop.

Yeah, that's Luke. Yeah, it's Luke. He leaves his toilet roll. My only colleague. I didn't say it. Right. Well, you're a colleague. Weird.

Slash friend. Wait, so he leaves his toilet roll there. Yeah, so he's, so. I come back to that, by the way. Do you know that's a little weird? He's a bit weird. You know, the toilet downstairs. You know the toilet just down there.

Yeah. You know, it's always behind you. on that ledge, in it? Yeah, but that's a public... I bring it and I put it on the tap to my right. I think I left it there just now. Yeah, I've noticed that sometimes like that in there. I mean, is it really, like, I've never gone into a toilet and thought...

I wouldn't leave it in. No, if you walked in and it's in the middle of the floor, you'd be like, that is weird. No, I would find that weird, but I also... I've never thought, God, I really need to put... I've never been that lazy way, I can't just grab it off the roll. It needs to be... Surely that's harder leaning down and instead of it just grab... I don't think he'll have a roller.

He said, it's always there in front of me. And I'm like, well, what if you trip over it in the middle of the night and go for a piss or, like, you get water on it from the shower? How do you wash your, like, wipe your willie? You got to bend down, isn't it? It's not my son. You wipe your cock with toilet roll after a pee? That's what girls do.

If I'm at my house, I do, yeah. You wipe you get that wet dribble. A lot of people do it. You wiggle? It's a movement. It's a whibble, isn't it? I started the movement a few years ago. Why would you do that, but then you won't wash your hands?

So you'll happily have piss on your hands But not on your cock Why have I got piss on my hands You don't wash your hands You know you don't wash your hands When you go for a piss Yeah, so I don't get why I've got So you'd have piss on your hands

Why would I have piss on my hands? Okay, you have sweaty penis On your hands But not on your cock No, I don't Well So what is on your dick What is happening there

Right so are you all validating This is a normal thing then I thought is a bit weird I think it's weird It's such easy To just have it on a roll Yeah, but their thing You know their little holder

For it may be too far It's like bad for his shoulder or something. Too far back. Yeah, but there's just a loose toilet roll in the middle of them. What bathroom ever is designed like that? Well, some. No, they're not.

Some are? No, they're not. Aren't they supposed to be designed so that's a really easy process? Yes, that's the whole. This one, I mean, it's only weird because he's not actually gaining anything. If anything, it's harder. Yeah, I feel like. What's there a question with this?

Is this just, you're saying, no, I'm saying, like, is it a strength? No, that's really fucking weird. That's really weird. Cool. Do you just do anything weird in the toilets? It sounded like a more normal question in my head. Yeah, yeah, what do you mean by that? I used to have a thing where, you know, the toilet, when it's on the holder,

you've either got the toilet who come over the top. Oh, yeah, which one are you? Which one are you? Well, either go over the top or behind. Yeah, so which one are you? Yeah. Oh, what are you? And, well, he was looking straight at Reeve.

By the way, thank God in Webberton, lads. Thank God. Pazoozvado. Yes, thank you. Oh, so by the way, should we not bought anyone else? We're not going to have bought anyone else. They all's going to see it. No, more Theo's story for the rest of the years.

Sorry, we're welcome viewers. I'm at last leg. You welcome. No, you're dead, mate, you're dead. No, you're dead. We'll never find out which way is toilet. Like, you just have to turn the toilet paper out. No, no, no, you're dead, mate, you're dead.

Right. And then I got over my OCD and I don't care what way around it! You're dead! You're dead! How are you still this annoying when you're dead? You are dead. Right. Well, well, mate.

I mean, he was staring right at Reeve when he got it. I promise you, he's staring right at me, but it is not me. That's not a very good difference. No, because there's a five second delay, so it could have been either hit for him. You're like, that's what a killer's rush is. Uh. You're dead. What are you laughing about?

I think I was just excited bit, Theo. That is true. I don't know who it is. It wasn't me. I think it could be you. I think he could have been you. He was looking at you before he looked at me and I didn't kill him. I'm pretty confident it's for you.

I promise you. I can't give anything away. That's dying position. That could be a double bluff then it. It could be him. You've pointed at me and Louie. My heart says, Tom, because you've seen very energetic. Yeah.

It reminds me on Postura and Pitside. You have a burst of energy. you're deceiving? I deceive all the time, to be honest. But you actually went quiet when you were the imposter. No, you can't.

No! No! Look, me, I'm more tough. You can't kill in... I was winking at you to kill yours. Winking at you as like... You can't do that. No, right.

I'm not the killer, so a wink from me doesn't kill you. How is he going to know if you're the killer? Oh, right. Yeah. I just know winged time. No, but wink murder.

What do you mean? You can't start winking. What you mean? What you mean? He's just gone to know if the game's finished because someone's dead. No, you can't kill twice. You can't kill twice. Well, that's fucking deception.

You can't be like, right, babe. I was winking at you. I was winking at you because you were looking at me like, oh, he's in you. Right, I bought Tom. Well, surely that, surely that means it's not you because you died. The killer. I thought you. No.

I bought Tom, Edd you. Oh my God. You bought Tom? I got winked out. I wouldn't go. No, actually, the opposite. You're now trying to, you knew the game was dead. What the fuck? No, I didn't. Yeah, you, you knew one person dies. You're giving me way too much credit there. I'm not big brain enough to do that. I bought Tom. Only because there was a Freudian slip as well where he was like, I didn't wink at you to kill you. Exactly. So that implies that you have the power to kill people with your wink. Revely this. Right, I'm bought

you. Or isn't you? Yeah, actually, you're very quick to go at me. Because I know it's you. Look at the Cameltoe. I know it's not me and he just died from a killer. Cameltoe reveals... I could have also... No, no. Right, well, I'm very tough because he just killed me. I'm on Tom.

Killer, reveal yourself. I mean, it is me, but that wasn't me trying to kill you. Well, I didn't know that, did I? I'm actually winking because you were, you were looking up like this, going... Yeah, but then you winked and then I paused and you went... But the game was dead. If I wink at you next week, when we're just fucking going for a Tuesday, night stroll.

I'm not going to die. Don't get angry because you had the power of the killed is with your wing. Don't wink if you're not the murderer. Yeah. The game was dead. You're like that caused without sin. Oh, winked a lot. Game was dead.

Is it old? We're missing one. Well, the killer winks at you and you're just fucking... You're an idiot. Actually, you are for winking. No, you're... Why would you die when someone's already dead? True.

Right, my fault. I'm getting gaslit here, am I? You knew only one person could die. We weren't down, though. Should we talk about, um... One final game for the listeners, but we'll continue to follow it on. Yeah, can it not be me this time? Fuck, break.

Yeah, can we talk about all these AI videos? Wait, look what I made on AI? No one cared. Someone's going to talk about it. What is that? Oh, it's on your phone. He's shown us a runner graphic if you're listening. I put that in AI.

You're so boring, honestly. Anyway, Hawking AI videos. Mate, so genuinely, I'll scroll in the other day, and I've never believed an AI video ever. Apart from a dead guy Will I'll send you I'll send you this now I swear down

I thought this was real Why don't you send it will I am sending it will now I swear down I thought it was like a real fucking It's the fucking Snoopy

The gorilla And the polar bear What the I really hope Bigfoot vlogs Oh mate they're like A year old

Big foot vlogs Strange question How can you be baited By a video of AI being real when the guy is based on his death. No, I was the one of Chris Benoit coming out on the WD over that. Was this the plan the whole time?

I thought it was like a vintage old video that I hadn't seen from like way back. What of him going on a skate ramp? No, it wasn't that one. No, when you see this video, when you see this video, you're going to immediately think I'm an idiot, but you have to bear mind. I never knew the AI videos about it.

And it wasn't until the very end bit where it was like, oh, that's probably... Have you seen the video of the deer crashing through into the guy's toilet And then a bear comes through. Yeah, there's also one where he comes through, like, the front room. They're fake, Theo. It's AI.

I don't think it is. Yes, it is. Well, what about all that, uh, hatred is in beauty and- Baker? Oh, mate, that's so good. He definitely hates that. No, he doesn't. He doesn't.

He's playing on it. He's getting so much money of views and stuff like that. He just keeps going up suing him. Yeah, it's defamation. Here's the one. I promise I'll know that was real. Ah! So it's not until this.

You did not think that was... Oh, Reeves dead, by the way, guys. Oh, for fuck sake. No, I thought... So, if you're listening, it was Stephen Hawking... Where's his head gun? Well, it's obvious... Theo's obviously the killer because we were watching the video.

If you listen, that was... That video was talking on a chairlift. Wait, wait, we're going back to the Queen? Yeah, but I just thought it was real. I thought it was like a vintage video of him. What, this? No, this skateboard was, the commentary on them is so good as well. We should probably discuss who the killer is.

Yeah, Lou. It was, it was there. What? Well, are you going to plead your kid? Oh, I don't know, no. I was looking at the screen. It's definitely not me. I was literally looking at the screen.

By the way, Tom, you'd know if it was me, because I was looking at the screen. I do think that as well. I was also looking at the screen. I don't know where either of you should look at the screen. You could have gone before you started looking. I don't know where either views would look. I don't know why you're coming at me. That's a bad tactic if you are the killer.

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Wait a second. Wait a second. Oh, no, you won't be on side. Now it's me. What are the chances he gets it three times in a row? Quite likely. I mean, there's only 4. 25% chance, I think. Is it 25% chance every time?

No, it's not how it works. It is every time. Every time is the 25%? What's the chance of getting it three times? But that's irrelevant. You're doing it individually every time. It's like flipping a coin every time is 50. You don't take it as a bolt.

It's quite a hard chance you get it again. 25%. No, there's 25% chance. It's you though, so I'm voting you. I'm voting Theo. Yeah, I vote Theo. It's not me. Try it to reveal yourself.

What? No, because I've not voted. It's Lewis. Okay, reveal yourself. Trita. Obviously, is you? Me and Lewis were watching the... No, you're actually wrong.

I would turn the same time. So how did you do it then? It is the delay. How long was the delay? No, I died pretty instantly. No, but anyway... Yeah, I knew. Me and him were literally watching,

talking about it, laughing. But on these AI videos, then, is it not a bit scary that they're a bit realistic now? Some of them are. Like Michael Jackson in the... in the burger diner. You can create... Yeah, Stephen Orkyn versus Einstein.

I do think things like that are quite harmless and funny, like this. It's like when you can't tell the difference, that's what spooked me. I mean, you can, though, Kari. The Stephen Hawkeman looks like... He's not even facing the tarboard. The Ocky's the wrong way. How can you be fooled by that? No, the Ock is the other way, mate.

It does look pretty pretty... It actually doesn't look real at all. That doesn't look real. Can we go back? That doesn't look real. Will, can we go back to the wrestler one? I said yeah, Tom, tell me this doesn't look like a bit of archive footage. I've seen it.

Yeah, but it looks real like archive footage. It, from like an old show, like they had beer weather on. Yeah, I understand what you need. The UFC one is unbelievable. You can't tell me that doesn't look real, mate. It doesn't look real. That looks real. It wasn't until this bit where I thought it was true.

No, look at the fucking pole he's attached to. Obviously, he doesn't even move when he's in his chair. With the commentary, with the commentary, with this crowd, with what it looks like. Real. May they be... He'd start up with Bob Dylan as well. Have you heard the... The rumor about Jake, Paul, apparently he invested in...

What's the app called? Sorra. Frankly invested in it, and he was one that came up the idea of putting his face as like the celebrity one. All right, nice, clever. Yeah, so it's kind of fucking... I mean, yeah, it is a bit worrying now. What the fuck?

That doesn't even look like him. The only worrying thing is... Got pushing the table! He went on Epstein's Island, you know? How mad's that? Is it needs to like... Oh, it's the queen. We all look...

This is the one. Hell of the fell. And what's here? We're there. What the fuck has happened? That is terrible that, like. I just died. I've seen a UFC fight the other day,

and it was the Queen versus Princess Diana. What the, like, what the fuck is gone? And Joe Rogan's like, and Diana's in with the low. What point do you reckon they could just make backside for us? Probably. I mean, it's pretty hard to make back side.

Like a one minute. It's hardly, uh, it's getting like... No, it is pretty scary considering what? Chat Chibouti's been in circulation, what, two years, three years? Yeah. This is already how advanced it is. You've not seen the video two years ago where it was like Will Smith eating spaghetti. Yeah, yeah.

It looks horrendous. Yeah, yeah. In two years, it's fucking... How does it do it, though? It's scary, me. be taking information or videos and pictures off the internet

like not even editors can make shit like that that cat's a fucking great ice game uh yeah I think that one was real they are worrying to be honest

we are just gonna get replaced didn't we chicken they're gonna use it for films at some point probably definitely why would you not like if it gets good enough

no that is that that is supposedly like one of the certainly in terms of when if an actor dies mid filming as well that's supposedly one of the upsides of it

whereas like say for filmmaking and there's like the barrier to entry is Hollywood like to make all this fancy stuff but now like the barrier entry to make like high quality films is like anyone can do it my whole thing is though like this could actually get dangerous to the point where

they could just they could just make an AI or video of me killing someone in the street and how do you prove it's not real you just tell people or if I let's say I was oh oh thank Jesus are you a defence lawyer because that was groundbreaking

just say I didn't do it Say I'm in the same place at the same time. Why would you be at the same place? Why, wait, wait, what? I'm starting to think you did. Is he laid down foundations from the birds? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I was there at Monday at 4 p.m.

Easiest hiding in plain sight. You can sound so suspicious. Don't stop talking before you get a lawyer. If someone made an AI video of me murdering someone at the NFL yesterday in this, in the toilets, I did this. Let's get a buckside court. That could easily be, how do I defend that? Well, isn't there, did they have like a, um,

Watermark on there, so rare stuff. I'll tell you how you defended. You make an AI-generated video of view somewhere else at the same time. No, but then that looks suspicious because they'll go, oh, that's fine. They won't be able to tell the difference? How do you know? Because the board-in-law-combe. Are we presuming that someone actually died horrendously in the NFL toilets at this time?

No, I don't think anyone did, as far as I'm aware. Couldn't you just ask the AI to AI remove its own watermark? I don't know. Why are you looking at it? In future, they'll just remove it. It's getting a bit worrying, but some of it is funny. Yeah, like, we can laugh now, but in two years' time, it's going to be pretty not beast mode, I reckon. Yeah, when I stitch you up, like, lock you up for 30 years.

Will we exist? Do you think podcast will be, like, another year, like, comedians? What? What? No, like, now, at some point, going to see, like, a comedian or a theatre, it's going to be like, wow, it's, like, real. The thing is, I don't know if it can make up its own jokes. Like, at the moment, it's sort of using stuff that exists to recreate stuff. Yeah, live entertainment will forever.

You're an idiot. It will it, though? You're an idiot. Oh, yeah, because it offers something different to online. Look at Abel Voyage, mate. What? That's because, what? Yeah, but it's happening.

Right, well. Because it's off of the day, right. Yeah, that's probably the... See, that won't be like a... It's not about jokes, so it's more like stand-up. Like, could AI come up with its own comedic podcast that's not sourced off other material already out there? I don't know if it can do that. So then hopefully that means...

No, but it's still assimilating information there, isn't it? So in a couple years, it probably might. If it learns... what human sense of different sense of humans are and then it can start fucking hell will be funnier than us yeah we're not even that funny so are that life's a mess

and so am I 20 minutes stand up set that mental but it's all it's shit Joe yeah they are shit hey everyone good to be here or anywhere really oh yeah that's shit

because my apartment's by the ghost of bad decisions we got a little buffer we've got a couple years yeah that's fucking shit these are like fucking I tried therapy my therapist fell asleep

mid-session, I woke her up like, I pay you to listen to me, be boring, not the other way around. This is like proper live at the Apollo fucking... Right. Yeah, fucky-eye. Oh, they're cranking up the funny. Oh, crank it up. I didn't sign up for this.

Open out. I'm at that age when half my friends are married and the other half think emotional intimacy. I've just... Can I think... Oh, fucking, let's just stand up. I'm sorry, well, listen to stand up here and you just interrupt. Where the other whole thing, emotional intimacy is when you both watch the same Netflix show separately. Just type in, stop being a boring cunt and tell us...

Yeah, say, make it racist. Put in some risky jokes. Risky. You have to be nice to chat to me to, otherwise it's going to come for you, though. Oh, no, I treat it like a fucking slave. By the way, I've got it... It's going to do the same to you in a few years. ...come up with a segment as if we're all ourselves, and it's pretty bang on about how everyone

talks. Go on then. It's really fucking weird. Especially him. Weren't about aliens. Especially him. Lots of science and intellectual speak. Does they hear other people?

Fred and Rose West documentary. Good, ain't it? Really good. Pretty terrifying. Yeah, they literally killed their own daughter and later in the patio. It's mental how many other people they kept finding though. Yeah, they killed. And how many more are there?

And he like, he was pimping out his wife and that one, he was fucking mental. Right, lads. Welcome Back to Backside. The only podcast, Brave enough. to admit we're scraping the absolute barrel of the content. Ha ha ha. And this is you now saying. Bro, we're not scraping the barrel.

We are the barrel. What does that even mean? And then Tom says, and today's barrel is particularly rancid. We're talking stag do's near-death experiences and Lewis's bizarre hatred of toast. And you go, well, hey man. Toast is overreated, mate. It's not just hot bread. Everyone loses their mind over it like it's Michelin Star cuisine.

You do, would say that. Wow. Toast is... Fuck, maybe we are getting replaced. I like toast. This did it in a minute. When do you come in? There's loads more than to hold.

What I reckon is after there is he's perfectly not red any of... Chatsimmy T's right in the back side. Oh, was that you? Oh, you kicking it off, all right. Yeah. No, thanks, for you. Can we stop moving this? That's you?

We haven't even congratulated the fellas. Can you put this back straight, please? Oh, yeah. Well, well done. Why? They sold for being Trinidad. Oh, yeah. Well done.

You're welcome. Ha, ha, ha. Now what do we talk about? I thought you might have had a follow-up. Why don't you tell them the thing that we discovered? Well, I told you by it. What was? Oh, yeah.

Do you know, aliens, spelled backward, is Neil Armstrong. Not quite. Is Neil A. for Neil Armstrong Yes, well done And on that note I have a good fact for you this week Yeah, there's a good one

Here we go I really So here comes a load of shoy No, I really like this The made-up story He's read on a TikTok So So, boys

Some absolute maniac Get ready Because this is actually gonna blow you bloody socks off So, right Years ago A bigie pan

Group of scientists, right? They're all having a little meeting Just chat He's already How long that guy? How long goes this? About 40 years? ago.

What about? About? Have you got a date? 1986? Born in 18? Yeah, it was 40 years ago from today. So that's 1990. 985, sorry.

Yeah, anniversary. What I'm going to do. Happy anniversary. And they were just at, like, what's, I typed to your science then, because I couldn't remember what the fucking word is. Sorry, so what of... Laboratory.

This is where I get annoyed. Laboratory? Laboratory. Laboratory. They typed to they had dogs in the conservative part here. Sorry. Lavertee? Lavertee?

They're in Lasolmox-al-al-a-l-lost, like. Stop saying like. Just like, they're having a chat about like, just... Stop saying like! I didn't say it again there. You said it three times five seconds. You did, but it's part of your speech, carry on. I'll blow your mind here.

Oh, pretty. Easy time. So they're all just talking about like stuff, just having like scientists banter. You know what I mean? Where it's like a fucking Big Bang theory and stuff like that. You're 27 years old. you should have outgrown the like portion of your life you know what I got told to do if you carry on saying like

is try and replace that with a pause I like saying like I like saying like just fills the gap doesn't it what's his problem I don't want to hide where I'm from yeah why should I hide where I'm not ashamed I'm sorry no it's like at the end of the word is fine but like in every other word

ending the sentence yeah but that's how he's always spoke what's wrong Or us snorling folks should speak all like you, eh? Let me take you back to 1930s, England. You don't get what's saying. Or should we go back to the 1930s England where you controlled us? That's not what I'm saying at all if you actually listen to me.

You're trying to control us. Like at the end of the centre is a Geordie thing. That's not what I'm saying. But you throw like in before every word. You say like as if his arm. And I would like to say that's my freedom speech. But we all used to do that at school. Okay, Theo wants us to now freedom speech in this country, guys.

So make up that what you will. Anyways, so they're all chatting about Big Bang and stuff And one of them was called Enrico Fermi And they were talking about aliens, of course Because they came up Of course, yeah, scientists do that a lot Rico Fermi

This was at Arrico Fermi Yeah, cool name that Now, um Because scientists It became a very famous name No No, it's funny actually you say that Tom Because scientists never used to really mention aliens

But this was like Yeah, because they tend to deal in facts And like things they can prove No, but they're having science banter at the moment They're just, like, talk about outrageous shit. Think about backside, but, like, in a laboratory with, like... Laboratory. It's crazy you keep saying, though.

Science, then. I now can't say the word. I can't think of the... I don't keep forgetting me. Laboratory. Laboratory. I can't say it at all. But it's not a laboratory.

That's why I've written down science then. Lab. Lab. Lab. Lab. A lab. You never say the full word, do you really. In the science lab.

Yeah, there you go. And they were just having, like, a few drinks of, like, water and that. Oh, yeah, classic. Well, you're not you the minute, ain't you fucking funny. We haven't even addressed that, actually. We'll touch on that after. Yeah, we'll touch big time. We'll circle back in on that.

I also have a great show. I'd say about last night. Oh, beast mind. Pretty sad on my end. Well, lads, shit, monster. If you're listening, I hope you're on the edge of your seat. Another one. Again?

No, not again. So, anyways, so they're in the laugh, having a chat. And the sciences, it wasn't really, aliens weren't really much of a conversation in pop culture at this point. It was just starting to emerge a little bit about it. What, 40 years ago? Yeah, and Fermi comes out, and he has the question, he's like, well, where are they? Like the aliens?

Now, this question became one of the most famous questions in science in modern day, because you might have heard about the Fermi paradox, which is, if you can't see the aliens in the night sky, maybe they don't exist. But, funnily enough, everyone hidden what was said after that sentence in that conversation. Because they all paid attention to Fermi, but they didn't pay attention to Leo Sizzlard. What are these names? Go on. They were like, I think they're Italian. I think they're Italian, aren't they?

Because Leo Sizzler. Because they were all laughing like having fine spanter, right? So imagine you're like, yeah, Fermi, oh, yeah, Fermi. Yeah, where are they? Where are they? Yeah, that's a great one. That should be a paradox, mate. And Leo Sislard was sort of there.

And he leaned forward and you lit a cigarette. He was like kind of... Is that how you blaze off? Yeah, it was how he did it. He didn't quite know how to do it. He was trying to hold in his cuffs because he wasn't actually that cool. But he was the cool. Just one of all the scientists.

You would have to teach him how to blame. Well, he clearly doesn't blaze like the big dog here, but... And he took, like, two big talks. Oh, my. Do you know, when they stuck it like that in the films, though, it's like... No? What films are you watching? It's like where they try and be cool.

Wait, pal. No, you're right, how to do it. And, like, all the laughter sort of, like, dim is out, though. And they're like... Yeah, my cheeks are really stoned. Yeah, it's all... It's out, and they look at him and, because he's smoking. All right, get to the bit where the alien's come in and bum him.

Yeah. And they're like, Leo, what you think like? And he goes, ah. And he sort of like, he sort of like, lent back in his chair, took a couple much more stokes. It's crazy, in it. And he had a little grin,

and he said, it's obvious. Of course it is. They're all around us. Yeah. And that's true. Yeah, he's just, and they're all looking up

and like the cool guy. Yeah. They're already here. They didn't say anything about this. That got redacted from the speech after. No, everyone pays to think of what Fermi said. They don't listen to what. Neil Sislard said, because he had a big theory, and he was quite unpopular in the scientific

community, and it went on to destroy his reputation. Oh, no. So, like, they all burst into laughter, but he didn't find a fucking funny at all. They're all laughing. Good one, Sislard, but he's not laughing. Is that what the banter comes down? Yeah, it was a great banter in there. They were good to the ones.

Yeah. Yeah. But he believed, he believed the walk among us as lizards. Now, this is genuinely, this genuinely believed. So why is this a fact just because one mental scientist did it? Get ready, it's about blame. What lizards walk about? Good question.

Also, is he only saying that because it's an anagram of his name? Sort of the plot twist. Oh, my fucking God. I've ruined a story. Coincidence? Yeah, very much so. Oh, my God. Sizzler.

You're a full lizards. Oh, my God. You're immediate. Coincidence? No. Because people often criticised and said he was a lizard because his name was an anagram or the lizard. But what about his dad? His brother or sister. Are they all lizards? They all have the same name.

Well, why are you presuming he has brothers and sisters? I don't know. I said he's like that. If he's a lizard person, he knows what he has. How would he have been born? You might have arrived here as an egg. So no one knew his death. Yeah. And then what?

Yeah, he's still a parent. From what? And why would the lizard look, why would it look like a human? These are good questions. You don't listen to the answer. Also, also, also, also, since when are lizards aliens? From different planet, isn't it? Wait, hang a second, Lou.

You said you, but we have lizards on this planet? But these are walking human lizard. Wait, hang on, Tommy. He said, you know, listen to the answers. So my question once again, Lewis, is where's his dad? Where's his dad? Yeah. I don't. Probably he's having a cup her.

Oh, so he does have a dead. On this planet. So he's not an egg lizard then, lay lizard. He bite a bit. Mike, so it's not a fact then. You could ask me what he had for breakfast and I might not know what does that mean? It's not relevant to the story.

It's not a story. This is fucking real simple. It's a real person. Does he have a father or was he born an egg? He would still have a father or a mother or whatever. None of us know. It's all an odd. I'm trying to.

So it's not a fact then. So you don't know any of the details? You know what? You must be terrible watching a film with. You watch a film's like, well, what happens at the end? I might tell you. Films are made up, mate. But you have to follow the journey.

When I said, when I said, lizards are an anagram of Sizzlid. You've ruined the fucking punchline? That was the plot to us. The whole point is meant to be Lewis's fact, not lose his fucking made-up story. Yeah, but I can't tell you the questions without leading your story. Get to the end. You want to know the end of the film. Why are you telling us the questions?

Go on, carry on. Anyway, so, like, Leo Sislard's, like, breaking out. That's so good. You cranked it, by the way. He started breaking out on his own. And he believed, he was quite the lizard blower on this matter. He thought, He believed that like many celebrity were lizards and they're controlling us.

So he's, he's just a maniac. Yeah, crazy man. Well done. He's hanging out with Fermi. Like, he's hanging out with top science. He's saying this as if we're supposed to know these people are. We all know the Fermi paradox here, right? Only you do.

And I can call the idiot. It's mental. Right. Oh, yeah, sorry, mate. He's hanging. Oh, he won the 1960s if I cup final? That's not, I'm top. Well, then, just because you know one thing.

I'm joking. It's the first major trophy last year. Anyways. So he's hanging around with top. signs us, but they start pushing him out because he started going too far afield for their light. Was it in which? No. But anyways, through the work, yeah,

some of the names that have claimed to be lizards are like Barack Obama. It would make sense. But he's also in the moonites. Why did it make sense? He's powerful. Often there are people in power. I thought he's like, isn't he head of your fucking crew? Funny enough, he got put in power. Yeah, because he was a... Lizard.

That's the end of sentence? Yeah. Pretty successful one, actually. By who? Humans. Who were controlled by? Lizards. Next, other than that... Rural family's supposed to be. Lizards, MacDonald's owner, Ray Crock

was, and that can make sense because Ray Crockadile. You are. It's not even a lizard. It's just so pathetic, though. Reptile. A lizard is a form of reptile. It does sort of make you think,

and they make fun of us, because Leo Sizzlard is a real person who thought lizards were there in control of us, and he must have been. He could have been a lizard himself Who's blown Whistled lizard blow Louis?

Mike, there's also people There's also people Yeah, the natural lead on from the name Lewis is lizard There's also people out there Who believe in Bigfoot Lewis

There's also people out there Who believe in a flying spaghetti monster? But this guy's a sign Who believes in a flying spaghetti monster? There's literally a whole religion on it Who? Who? Who believes in a blind

Spaghetti monster? That's like someone question. Not blind. Blind? Blind. Or does he have eyes? I don't know. So you don't know.

There's what you don't assume the gender of the fucking not. Not much of a fact. There is, the fact is, there's a religion that believe in flying spaghetti monster. Or kettle black then. So that does work as a fact. That is a fact. You always criticise me for saying it's a true story. It's a fact because this person said it.

And you're like, it's not a fact. But they're actually Googling it right now. That's a religion. Okay, so this is a fact as well then. Why? Because it's true that he thought this is people were there. No, he's got your pants down. I don't, but yeah.

He always uses that logic. I always use that logic against him. No, sorry, you're missing my point. I'm saying there's people who've literally made a religion that believe in a flowing spaghetti month. And I'll look into that. They're fucking mental. It's not real.

Bob, don't worry, I'll get to the bottom of that. But the fact is, yeah, there is a religion. Yeah, so I'm not denying. We all remember that logic for future. No, no, no. I'm not denying this guy is mental. I'm not saying he's mental. He's peered in the way.

Well, I'm saying he's mental. There's a lot of things in the world that sounds is mental before. He believes in, like, lizard people, he's mental. Do you know that the guy who invented gravity didn't know the earth was flat? They didn't know the earth was round, sorry. What? Newton thought the earth was flat.

He's an idiot, though. You would have said he was... But also he invented gravity. He didn't invent it. He didn't invent it. And Queen of Lizardbeth. Ah, very good. That makes sense.

Newton didn't invent gravity. So what they believed, though... No, Lewis. Just say that for me, so I know you're not... Newton didn't invent gravity. Good boy. Oh, did he? The logic was...

Is this story still going? That what these people believed were, it wasn't lizards in human skin. Why are we... They didn't... They didn't transform. I'm pretty sure this is an episode of Doctor Who... What they did was they would alter your vision.

So they'd be a lizard, but they alter your vision. So it's like different dimension. They'd... In your diamond, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. That's how it would work. Go on.

So ultimately, we'll never really know for sure if lizard people live among us or not. Well, we do. So that's it. No? But one thing we do know is, renowned scientist Leo Sislaid put his reputation on the line to expose the truth

and to point where people in the community to the point where people in the community accused Leo himself to be a lizard and how can you blame them? Because his name's an anagram of lizard. Yeah, that was the end and that you... You're fucking... I mean...

It is interesting though. It is interesting though. You need out. Well, you don't want to type that one down. It is interesting how, like, what are the chances... Let's that slip through the crack. What are the chances that his name is the an anagram of lizard?

Yeah, it's almost like, because of his name, this story was made up. Can you type in Leol Sisland, please? Yeah, I just googled it. He is a real guy, but I can't imagine he actually believe it. Can he type, Leo Sizzlard? Oh, get in. The taxi bloke's just gone to Jakes.

This is, this was going to be part of my story. Before we move on to that, Tom, because of why he'll be all over. I believe you. No, it's Leo Szilard as well. Also, there's no S in Lizard. It's not an anagram. Lizards. Lizards.

Lizards. Oh, sorry. He's also Hungarian, which comes up straight away. You said he was Italian? Sounded Italian. Does he? How does that name? Leo Schillard.

Do you not think he looks like a lizard? Will, are you right? Can he go out? Who are the neat? No, can he get rid of that and just look at a picture of him a sec? And tell me that it doesn't look like a fucking lizard. What? No.

Look at his eyes. Just looks like an old guy. Look at his eyes. I'm not saying he is a lizard. I'm just saying there's a lot of science out there that's undiscovered. What did he have to do with the atomic bomb? See, this guy's a renowned scientist. What are we googling it?

Yeah, this is fucking dog shit. So, anyway, I forgot to say, so I lost my, for the first time in my whole life, I'm not one for, like, losing things or, and I wasn't, like, I had a few beers yesterday. I wasn't, like, battered. Lost my keys yesterday. Don't know how.

Well, I didn't know how. Same wallet. Until I've just had a text, they must have dropped out the taxi as I got in at, like, 8 a.m. yesterday, got in the taxi to go, I mean, Jake's just said he dropped them around. Anyway, that wasn't the story. I then

They must have fell out my pocket When I got in the taxi So he's just gone to Jake's And said oh you mate Oh that's nice Nice that's driver Oh back at north Yeah good guy

Yeah No back at his Because we got the Uber from his Good guy taxi driver Yeah so fair play Anyway so then yesterday Liv flew home from She went on holiday

On her own Weird It's not that weird Anyway That was weird Yeah I didn't know how to I didn't know how to

I'd live it So I'd come back from That's that weird. Just tell you a story, fucking hell. I just love her so much. Basically, I went to a quiz on my own yesterday. Is that weird?

No. Did you do all right? I did it. I did a pub quiz or a football quiz? Yeah, pub quiz. But he wasn't designed to go on a own. I thought Liv was going to come and meet me. But then she went, I've got to talk sport in the morning,

so no, I'm not coming out. But you're already at the quiz. And I was already half after the quiz. Oh, no. And everyone there is like couples and groups. I'm just sat there. So I thought I'd give you some of the questions. Because you did a quiz last week, so I'll give you five of the questions.

I will say that it was hard, really fucking hard. It's cool that you did it. Don't worry. That's brave that you did it on your own. I didn't intend to do it on my own. No, I know you must have looked like such a fucking loser. Yeah, I mean, I am a fucking loser. Or people there half expected him to win because he came on.

He's a fucking egghead, like straight from the show. I also kind of had no choice because I got back before Liv to wait an hour anyway. So I couldn't get into the house. Wait, Tom, imagine she was, and you said, no, I can't be asked. I mean, I would never say notes, that would I? So, anyway, get your notes out, because we're going to do a five, um, 50, brown question quiz. I'm a reigning champ as well.

Wait, we don't want notes to me. Yeah, because, shatine off, it gives you all the chance then to answer, and then I'll go around, I'll, uh, right, question number one is, what chemical element makes up 50% of wood? Oh, what the fuck, mate? 40% is oxygen Oh, that was going to be my guess Well, that would be incorrect Question number two

What current Premier League managers, two current Premier League managers have won the Champions League As a player? Oh, as a player Player I don't know any Premier League managers You have a football show

Fucking hell my bit, Brin's one blank who even manages anyone okay we can come back to that one if I got no no no come backsies question number three I guess the second one now hear me out on this I can't remember exactly how it was said

if you type three quarters on a if you put in three quarters in a calculator and three times I think and if you flip it upside down

what does that spell what city what European city does it spell Sorry, wait, what? I don't really know how to explain it, but it's a good question. So if you put in, I'm pretty sure, if you put... I got it, don't worry, I got it. No, no, I don't understand the question.

If you put three quarters into a calculator and flip it upside down, what European country does that spell? What European city does it spell? Just three quarters, not multiple times. I don't think so. That can't be right. If you think of it, if you... It's easy, don't give it away.

Yeah, it's not that hard if you really, if you actually think about it. about it but it's not times anything it's fine it's easy i got it okay uh european city question number four what is the only tube station that has station in the name there's only one i'll give you a clue i thought this was a trick question and put none but there is one easy we've got five and five so far four or four I don't know the answer to that well got it okay and finally what is here what is the major Mongolian airport named after easy locked in I'm not sure if they've if there's multiple airports but it's the main

wait I want to go back to that calculate a question Am I right saying it ends in an E? I'm not giving you any clues. Three is always an E, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's not a... I've got it. Yeah, they're thinking they're not getting it, are they? Use a sore thick.

Use a dumb boss. Say the question again. No. If you type in three quarters into a calculator and flip it upside down, what European country does that... What European city does that... Oh shit, European? I'm pretty sure if it, it might be if you put it in ties, I don't know, but...

That's not enough letters on its own, is it? It's easy, I got it. You're gonna pipe up again, it's not exactly, obviously, because it's... It's like, boobes isn't something... Yeah, poops. It's just like, it's kind of a fun one. Okay, we ready for the answer? Yeah.

Question number one, what do you have? Carbon. What do you have? Carbon. Oh, fuck, iron. It's carbon. Yes! Well done. What was question two?

Two managers did it. Yeah, question number two. Pep Guardiola and Marasca. No, you got one. I only have Pep. I didn't put a second answer. Pet and Marco Silver? No, it was Nuno.

I was going to put Nuno! Jake! He was the sub-goly for Marino in 2004. I just guessed on Moreska. I thought you would have been about. Question number three, what do you have? Sicily. You are an idiot.

What's yours? It's not high. H-I-E, in it? I did have Mississippi. I've got Rome. 0.75. Raw. Oh, it's not.

Oh, okay. That's what I was wrong there was. Oslo. Not right. Oh, I thought you meant what the three quarters looked like. I thought it was been a long word. Three divided by four. It's actually 0.75. Oh, it was 3-4. If you flip it around, it kind of looks up. Okay. I think. I don't really, I can't really remember. That's a shit question. I'm sorry. I've got the answer to this one. What's next? Rickston Station. No, no chance. Station road. I don't even. Batsy Power Station. Yes. Oh, nice, good. What was the point so far? I've got two.

Oh, are you getting one for each manager? I got two. Yeah. I got two. I got two. Okay, what question we on? The airport. Airport in Mongolia. I put the sumo wrestler tackle. I don't know if I should say it's Genghis Khan. Why should you not say? I got Genghis Khan.

I thought it was, I had Genghis Khan, but I was like, they wouldn't name it after him. Yeah, that's what I thought it would be. I seen a ticker the other day that did you know that even though in sumo wrestling is a Japanese sport, all the, like, nine out of ten of the champions in recent history are all Mongolian, and the goat is... It's like golf is a Scottish sport. Yeah, but to the point where...

where they restricted the amount of Mongolians who are allowed to... That's a shit comparison, Reeve. Why? Because gold's a worldwide sport. Yeah, it is only... Sumo wrestling, you only really think of Japan, didn't you? And what they did, though, they literally limited the amount of Mongolians who were allowed to compete, and even the ones who came through, just started beating the shit of them.

Why were they better? They just better. Me and Reeve joint on three. Oh, we're going to have to have a decider. She should have got carbon. That's so dumb of me. What was the other curse? Everything made a carbon, yeah.

Shit, what was the other one? Okay. I can't believe I couldn't work out of the calculator one. I kept thinking it was the numbers. Yeah, three quarter. Rather than... What's the three, though? Oh, 0.7.5.

Right, I'll let me think of a quick one. What was it? 7.5. Why is that... Okay, here we go. What year, the closest wins? What year was Killian Murphy born? Oh.

Right, down, right? I mean, you don't have to write... You can probably remember what year you think. Yeah. You don't have to write... No, no, yeah, put your phones down. Why is railing? Alan, you do one question.

I was going to just do the math on my phone. 10. No, no, no, time, Tom, Tom. Yeah. Okay, I've got an answer. Do you have an answer, Reeve? Yeah. Go.

Ninety-eight. Go. Go. Go. I was going to say 1976. It's 1976. Oh! So he's 49?

Yeah. I thought it was 47. I thought it's late 40. Yeah, me too. I would be able to do the math. I didn't be able to do the math, sir. We just take 40 away and then you're at 85. I did whatever.

It took 25 years, so it's 2000, another 25 years. I thought he was 10 years younger than my dad, so I just did 72. Well, we both went, well, I mean, you got it spot on, like late 40s. You're wrong, and I'm right. Yeah, yeah, no. Well, do we both. Anyway, better. I'm a pub quiz boffin.

Yeah, you are pretty smart. You're a smart fella or a fart smeller. You're in between as he's returning, you happy, happy, happy, happy, happy reef? Not really. I think it's going to ruin it a bit. Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, what the hell is it? I've not seen this. Yeah, it's a return of the exact same cast.

Show's coming back. I feel like it could be good. I'm worried. Do you not feel like it's going to tarnish the original stuff? What is the premise of the show? We don't know. I'm assuming it's going to be them in adult life. Adult life.

Yeah. I'm hopeful. Are they allowed to say like... I mean, I can't wait. That's what I hope they don't hear me down. I want to see it again, but I don't... It's never going to hit the same as it. Yeah, but do you know things like this?

Like, okay, is it probably going to be better than the original? probably not. Why would that ruin the original? You can still go back and watch the original and it's still great. No, I suppose what it's like when people say that, oh no, it's going to ruin the... It doesn't look because it's like you can water down the product a bit, can't it? No, don't get me wrong. This might be shit. Yeah. It doesn't change how good the original is. It's like the whole Game of Thrones thing there, isn't it? That's my comparison. That's different though. That was that was carrying on something. This is going to be completely new. Well, it's going to be an extension of the original. Yeah, extension of the story.

It's season four? Yeah, almost. I don't think it will. I think they'll do, I think they'll brand it as a new. I think it'll be like a series of like specials, I reckon. I don't think they'll do like 30 minute episodes. And also they can never be as like non-PCs as they were.

But surely they can, though, because it's just acting. Like, you look at different films of all different words that are said in it by random people. And also how bad was in between us four. It wasn't how bad. It's coming back how people are starting to get over it. They've taken it off like replay TV channels,

haven't they, because of how, like, that's ridiculous. Alienating it can be. I'll tell you one thing is, I was thinking about this, is how fucking shit is it? How shit are writers? Everything's just a remake.

Yeah. Everything in the minute. It's not... Every film, every series, it's all like, even like football boots, I just bring back the pedd it out. What are you fucking make a new boot?

How about that? It's not actually the writers. It's the, it's the, see, a lot of films, especially, when they're pitching a film, film, they're so much more reliably to make money. Like, that's why you have, like, the Lego film.

Yeah, or even, like, you have a battleship's film because you can sell merchandise. I understand. The writers are probably there, like, fuck. I understand that from a financial point of view. But shit, any, like, let's remake the Lion King. Let's not. I tell you what, what, what, what are you think of a new fucking story about, like, a panther? That's why Chris Nolan is revered is.

Well, that's what, the new, eras. The new, uh, the new Leonardo DiCaprio films, unbelievable. What? Yeah, it's good. So fucking good. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's it called? One battle after another.

Who's this? Newly and another to cap your film. But it's actually fucking, it's like three hours long, which sounds ridiculous. What's it about? But it flew by. One battle after the other. It's, um, do you know, it's, it's best me not even...

8.3. Wow. It's not even worth, like, saying, really. Is you going to win an award? Yeah, it's, I think it's one of his best film. How did you watch it? Competing with the Rock, did you? Huh? I went to the seminar, Charlie's.

Yeah, you did. I actually did. It's an everyman job. Yeah, no, I was going to say, I said to Charlie's, I'd fall asleep. This is a cinema, like, you don't want to watch it at home. It's a cinema film because it's three hours. If you have access to your phone, you're going to tune in and out.

I'm going to watch that tonight. 95% rotten smart. Actually, I'm going to go to cinema tonight. That's a good show. It is definitely a cinema film. Is there any good ones in London? Every man. Yeah, every man's good as well.

Curzon's good. No, it is generally one of my favorite films I've seen in recent. He's a pinky fingers at the book of me. Curzon? Yeah, CURZon. It like, yeah, it like throws straight in. When we go to the cinema when you were younger, fingering girls at the back?

No, I remember hearing other people fingering and I was trying to watch the film. Same. Can you stop? That's the sloppy drink they have. You've never actually fingered someone in the cinema? No, never. Huh? What are you laughing?

I was still laughing at the sloppy drink thing. I was giggling. That was good. That's popcorn. When you go tonight, get yourself the cookie dough and ice cream. No, because I'm not a fat cunt like you. I might. Is there nachos?

I love hot dog. Oh my God. You know I found out the other day? Nachos were like invented by accident. How? In Penicillin. In El Paso, I think it was. I think this is the right practice.

It wasn't even in Mexico. It was a guy. It was, he was just Texas. No way. But they make all the seasoning? Yeah. No, that's, oh my God. That's old El Paso.

Well, imagine you have an old town. like when you're in a holster. That is very true actually. Yeah, so apparently it was a waiter or someone working in a restaurant but they've actually ran out of food and he just come up with whatever they had left and just served it and then it became a thing.

And you know what? I love that guy because I'm talking about crisps. Naffles are different, they're corn. No, nachosies obviously tortilla chips, isn't it? Yeah. Just threw on things they had left. Oh, so he didn't invent tortilla chips? No.

Oh, I thought you meant it. Just the best tortilla chips. Yeah, so he just, so he invented... And yeah, his name is... He invented Pondasco. And his name is Ignacio. Oh, no, maybe it was Mexico. Well, he invented putting things on top of crisps.

Okay, so it was Mexico. He invented the sandwich. But yeah, it's... It's like, like... That was the sandwich. He invented the sandwich. Oh, no, he was by the border of Texas. Yeah, in sandwich.

Yeah. Pretty beast-mod. Yeah, it's a hot dog of sandwich or burger. Neither, it's a hot dog. No, it's a dildo in it. His nickname was Nacho? Well, no, that's why he got cordoned... Is he also a wrestler, but how did he chance?

Leave me. Nine children, shagga. Damn. But yeah, any more stories? Anyone got a crappy corner? What happened this weekend? Oh, I did have one, but I've forgotten it. Oh, that's good, isn't it?

That's always good for the show. Been rolling in a while, though. Yeah, we've been going. Yeah. Do you know what? You can all fuck off. Go and like and subscribe. Leave a comment of Nacho if you made it this far.

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