Back Side - YouTuber Day Drinking, Lewis' Last Back Side?! And Skywalker v Postman Pat

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

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Welcome to a new episode of Backside with me, Reeve, Theo Baker, Tom Garrett and Lewis Bowden. If you haven't already hit follow, why not tap it right now for new episodes every week. And if you want to see more Backside, catch us on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram, where all you have to do is search Backside. Let's get into it. Who did Theo Baker see in the park yesterday? He started the casting whilst they were running. Do you think he knows you? Probably yes. He knows who casting while they were running No nausea probably. Yeah, no see you. Oh, he follows me. So I Don't believe you that's a bottle to have your barns. You know, you have met Harvey Barnes before Tickled you and everything. I like it

We were on our TV. We have our own league pitch side 25. So, yeah, you know I'm gonna get a good really positive feedback for that. What is the best day drinking session? The races, England playing in a major tournament, bank holidays, festivals, airports slash traveling drinks. Officially gone up a prestige. On Cod. I was in charge of the barbecue at the weekend. Is that it?

Shirley Henderson. Who the fuck's that? Moaning Myrtle. Do you know who Jake Lloyd is? Oh, also from the autumn film. Jamie! Anakin Skywalker's more famous than Moaning Myrtle. who Jake Lloyd is. Oh, oh so from the film Anika's car was more famous than money. Mo. I don't like Sam. It is now time Lewis's journal entry tomorrow. I am up for 6 a.m. What are you doing a fucking 20 you are doing that I?

Was building a YouTube Empire 20 This is me last episode. So before my surgery, I might actually never return. I might just die. What would you actually do if they went lad? We've chopped your cock and balls off. And you look down and you go. Oh, how do you feel about the fact

that you have no self control? I actually do cause I got myself up out of bed today, got to the gym, did some work. No you one of you... It is actually quite, it is much harder to do when you're just like you don't have to. When you do have to, you have to get up for today. No but getting up before that to do like shoot some stuff work and then gym and stuff. What were you shooting? What were you shooting?

I'm trying to put effort into my vlogs. You have to stop doing that immediately. The tapping. I like tapping me foot. Tap it on the carpet then. It doesn't feel the same. Well, obviously welcome back to backside and thanks for 50k. Thanks for 50k guys.

Anyways, boys, I pose a question to you pause one feel who did Theo Baker see in the park yesterday? He saw the past in what they were running They were running that's it. She's right. I know Farah. No Closer Steve Redgrave needs a rower No, he's a Redgaze a rower. A rower? No, he's a... You said he's a runner? Your person's a runner. Steve Redgate's a rower. Aaron Wan-Bissaka.

He doesn't just live in his fucking canoe. Wait, so is he a rower or a runner? He's a runner. He's a runner. You just said he's a rower. I said no, he's a rower. Got it. So the guy was a runner.

He's a runner. Is he a runner who's a track star? Adam Shkibler. I don't know any runners. Adam Lallana. No. Ross Barclay? Almost.

Was he doing... Cole Barber. Cole. Who did he say? Ross Barkley. That's a call. Ross Edgeley. No. Ross Kemp. No.

Change one letter. Ross Cook. Ross Cook, hardest geezer. Oh, I have seen his Strava actually. He was running around Victoria Park. Yeah, I thought I didn't- Why are you checking his Strava, you freak? I didn't-

No, it comes up on the homepage. You're chasing after him. I was cycling that way. I was cycling that way. He was running that way, but I had my glasses and my helmet on and I thought, oh, I probably should have go turn around and say hello. Just cycle next to him, be like, all right Russ.

Yeah. Did you know him? But I didn't know. Leave me alone, I'm jumping tarmac, one two. Friend of a friend. Yeah. Do you think he knows you? Probably, yeah.

He definitely knows who you are. He follows me, so. Arrogant. No, but I couldn't say hello, but then I bottled it. So Russ, I'm sorry I didn't say hello. Typical Arsenal fan. You're not the only one. He was locked in.

Yeah. I was locked in. I was locked in because I feel like he's quicker than the speed he was doing. He was locked in. I can see he was locked in. I was locked in cycling the other way. So we were two lockages going out. I don't blame you that because I bottled Harvey Barnes and Mark Klappenberg or Cavendish.

Mark Klappenberg slash Cavendish. Did you just call Mark Cavendish Mark Klappenberg? He's done that about four times. Yeah, I bottled them. Have you already met Mark Clattenburg at Ballers? No, I've seen him at the Newcastle final. Wait, so you know who Mark Cavendish is though? I didn't know who he was, no. So how did you know it was him?

Someone said, that's Mark Cavendish. I went there, I went to get a cigar, I think. And I said, who's that? That's a very cool person to say hello to Mark Cavendish. I don't like bothering people, like when they're out living their lives. Yeah, fair enough. Why aren't you on this show then? You know you have met Harvey Barnes before?

I know, but like, okay, so this- Oh, that is so weird! That's why I said you should go over that. So I can explain. It's not even, you're not even acquainted with him. Technically, actually, I hasn't met him. Harvie's met him. So he's met me whilst I was sat there.

You should have gone, you should have gone, Harvie, it's me! He's met me whilst I was sat there with a blindfold on. He was sat there with his mates. He doesn't want me to come up and say, you all right, mate? I met you. I was blindfolded and you rubbed my shoulders. That would have been funny.

He's like, all right. You should have gone up to the mate. Yeah, but you're the only person that thinks that that's how the interaction would have played out though. I don't like just, he's with his mates. He's at the races. He's probably he's in down south. So he's actually not getting bothered as much.

I don't like. Oh, he's saying he's not known. He's saying people down south don't. It'll get bothered all the time in Newcastle. I did see a photo. He had a photo with the blogger and he's toy was terrible. Oh, beef friend of the show, the beef. No, I love all the ones who's cost of the album, but he's toy was terrible Oh beef friend of the show the beef no I love all the ones he was coughing Alvin but he left us for fuck you also he was class with you tickled you and

everything I like that you should yeah you should come what we said the hands around his eyes and sat massage in it yeah yeah that would go okay right yeah that's all you see apart from mark and half. Did we see anyone else crept and Conan? did we? Which one? Bet you both. Crept and Conan. He said both of them. Otherwise I would have said crept or Conan wouldn't I? Yeah, you did say crept and Conan. I didn't see anyone else. There weren't that many. I've seen the King. Oh really? Left early? Oh, there was that girl I don't know who she is, but Elliot knew who she was. She does like the present in, um, she does like the fashion things on Instagram.

So she's quite big apparently, but I don't know who she is. So Olly Palmer? Who? Olly Palmer? Did you say hello to Olly? Did you say hello? I didn't see him. I was bogus.

I seen him when he was in a crowd like waiting for the king to leave, but then he went like chasing after the king down there. I was like, oh. King, King, it's me, Olly Palmer. It's me, Olly Palmer. He said you'd get eight girls in the prem. No, he's me. He said, he said, he said you'd get eight girls in the prem. No, he didn't. He said to get more. That's what you said. That's what I said. This is all kind of ask that though. We did have a bit of a weird one after.

So we went to that Ascot fest thing, which is like an after party, whatever. How long does that last for? What's the time that you leave? Let's go after and then we were there till half nine. Okay. Anyway, we had a really weird encounter. This guy, he was funny to begin with. Lewis was giving him a bit of stick. Well, he's a funny, I say he's the most, he just, he was sounding off, but like, do you know when you look at someone, he's the most stereotypical, like, born into millions of pounds ever. You judged him?

Yes, and my judgment was very correct, as you've all found out. I read. So then he was being all right, we were like, well, Lewis having a bit of a laugh with him being like, oh, you're born into money this and that and he's like, ah yeah yeah yeah. And then randomly he came up to me and was like, I want to, I need to talk to you about the Nazi party. Oh wow.

And I literally just went, mate fuck off with that. And then he's like, no no seriously, I want to talk to you about the Nazi party. And I was like, mate fuck, like clear off now with that shit, like you've been a weirdo. And I'm like, Will you there as well, how fucking weird was that? And then he kicked me over and then he was like, as if like I was out of order for sending to fuck off. And he's like, no, no, you've got it wrong. I just wanted to talk to you. I was like, mate, fuck, like seriously, fuck off now. And then I started getting angry boy. Cause the champagne was flowing all over. You were getting angry.

Oh I did get angry. Cause he'd been so weird. By the weird. By the way because this happened over the course of about 20 seconds where it was all kind of nice then he said that then he was like no fuck off and he sort of pushed him out the circle then he kept trying to come back. And then he kept trying to get back in. And then do you know when you can just tell that the tensions are going and I'll know that. Did you not want to see him again? You know when you told him to f off first did you?

No I didn't tell him to fuck off originally I just wrote mate clear off with that shit. Yeah I was going to say yeah. And then he kept coming back. You know when you told him to f off first? No I didn't tell him to f off originally, I just wrote mate clear off with that shit. Yeah I was going to say yeah. And then he kept coming back. He was so, have you watched, he hasn't seen it, you know the new gentleman series. Yeah yeah yeah. You know that the really posh guy's got like the shrine to Hitler. Yeah yeah yeah.

He's like that. Oh fucking hell. And I was like what are you actually, then I'm getting annoyed and even Will's going mate, you were right there like you're going to fuck. I don't know what his goal was out of, I don know whether I look like a Nazi sympathize I don't fucking know you don't but I was just like mate fuck off yeah yeah yeah we are one race I just know you're going to turn and I was just right and then he kept right looking over being like no you've got it wrong I was like what could I get wrong about

that like you yeah yeah yeah fucking weird and I was like, no, you've got it wrong. I was like, what could I get wrong about that? Like you telling me. Yeah, he tried to recruit you. Yeah, fucking weird. And I was like, look, after I'll talk to you about it after. Was he there with it? It seems like he was. Yeah, and then they were right next to us. Yeah. All right, that's even weirder.

Big group of like 10 of them. Yeah, weirdos, man. They just get one by one. What, what, let me. This was after, it was like, it's right by the stage and it's like this area with like loads of food trucks and food and stuff. And like, yeah, we were just upstairs

and he was just being a freaking freak. Apart from that, Ascot's a good racer. Royal Ascot's a smart, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's best? Royal Ascot's Cheltenham? No, nothing beats Cheltenham, but. So I suppose.

No, I must admit. Royal Ascot's a good fan. I prefer the race in Cheltenham, so I'm a bit distorted in my view of it. But as a day, it is really good there. It's very well taken care of. It's very fancy, like proper. You were in Queen Anne.

Really fancy. Yeah. You go to the picnic bit. Sorry. Yeah. High mouse. Say that sentence again. They were selling cheese on toast.

No, he said, it's really fancy. They were selling cheese on toast. Yeah, but I'll add some of that, by the way. It was... By the way, is that not posh to have a cheese on toast, Van? Cheese on toast is not posh. No, it's by the way. By the way, is that not posh to have a cheese and toast van? Cheese and toast is not a fucking stone normal. But to have a cheese and toast van?

I know what you mean. You know what I mean? It's like having a pickled egg van. Fuck, do you have beans in it? That would be all worth the price. A normal van would be like burger hot. A lot of it there is like a mac and cheese van. Like street food-y style.

By the way, I had Mac and cheese stand as well. And I had cheese as well. It was so good. The picnic area is class though, because I think they changed the rule last year. Normally you're allowed to take a bottle of champagne. I wasn't allowed to say so much food. You're allowed to take a bottle

as long as you've got a picnic with you. Right. You can take a bottle with you. If there's food alongside. You can have like a meal deal. Yeah, yeah, got you. Oh, and shout out, there was a pitch-dive fan there. Well, he worked there.

Oh yeah. One. He didn't know. The reason I'm shouting him out is because he literally he caught Lewis I went there when this happened and then he said I'm gonna sort you out with some drinks loose is like, all right This is like half hour before he came and found us He must know look for ages. We like this box of just bottles of beer and he's like, I called us I he's just gave us all this cold as I Don't know I don't know lose job. Oh, he's called a size. He just gave us all his cold as well. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, birthday party. Yeah. We kind of wounded it, wasn't a kick. And then we were on ITV. Oh, you had really positive feedback from that.

Did you see that? There was a few older racing fans on Twitter that had seen crying. No, but the majority were like, that's his class. Like these two lads clearly just here for a good laugh and having a fun time with it. He clung it well. That's what the races is all about now.

And Olly Bell. Olly Bell give us a 22 to one. Well, he placed as well for me. His uncle, his uncle was trying to get this. Uncle Bell. Yeah. Big Bell. What is the best day drinking session? Is it the races England playing in a major tournament, Bank holidays, festivals or airports traveling drinks? Should we rank them?

I think five to one. I have a strong opinion that England is one. I agree. England is one. Bank holidays is last. Really? No, that's so good. No, yeah, okay.

Out of them lot. Footage now, cause we're not trying to sound out of touch. Bank holidays don't really apply to us that heavy. Be welcome bank holidays. Because we don't, like we're not working normal jobs where we have, it's a day off. I'm not agreeing to it in terms of, I could never never good people. Everyone else is out. That's the thing You don't remember how many people come to it. Oh, you put me. Okay. I'm gonna do we'll do our individual fires

Bottom for me would be airports last traveling just because that's a lot of like ag or whatever. They're not probably go festivals Then I'd go because they're so expensive to yeah You have to you have to take away the expensive because no no, no, no, it's expensive They're not go. And because they're so expensive too. Yeah. They're not go. You have to take away the expensive because every travel is expensive. Okay, but conversely. I know I was finishing my five. But conversely.

You did. Think about how long. No you did. He interrupted first about the fucking traffic. No he didn't. I agreed with him. I said agreed. Think about conversely how long it takes on average to get a festival drink as well.

That is a long time. No, you can have cans at your campsite. That's what I'm picturing. I'm talking about, oh, so like a Tomorrowland job. Free drinks at the house. See, I was thinking like when you're going to the stage and you're trying to... No, no, no. I feel like that's like, it's sunny, you haven't went to the main stage yet, you're just having drinks around the tent, having a bit of fun, people nearby.

What about if it's a day festival, you have to get drinks on site? Oh, it's still fourth. Then I'm going bank holidays. Then I'm going the races. Then I'm going England playing a major tournament. Yeah. What about you? I'll go from bottom, I'd go bank holidays.

Then I'll go festivals. Then I go airport traveling. Then the races, then England. In particular, 2021. races, then England. In particular, 2021. Oh, airport bottom, then festivals, then races, then bank holiday, then England. Bank holiday over the races. Just because the people that are there.

Yeah, yeah, all your mates, right? And they're like, they're drinking up rum and that on a bank holiday. Yeah, but you can have races with your mates. No, I know, but. It does isolate a lot of people that can't go to those events, though, doesn't it? I'm going to go airport, races, festivals, bank holiday, England. Damn, that's freaking beefy.

Anything else we've forgotten, like the random ones that you didn't plan? Erm... Well, holiday... Oh, that's not really... Oh, holiday drinks, I suppose. This is a full day drinking session. Oh! When you're abroad. I know? This is a full day drinking session. You're abroad.

I know this is very niche. Skiing drinks. Appre skis. Yeah, appre skis, good shout. I know it's not everyone. But where was that? Where did that slot in? Could be number one.

Could be number two. Above England playing. I think number two. World Cup football. Below England. Below England. Below England. below England, below England. Below England. What about England playing in a major tournament that isn't football?

Oh, UK's. Oh, well. Cricket, World Cup, what the fuck? All right, fine. What others am I? Rugby. What, there's cricket? I avoid, I avoid fucking.

You got a point. No. Test cricket day out, mate. I avoid the pubs when the rugby's on and test cricket I've done that It got fucking rained off anyway, and you know doesn't count That's because it does is part of the shit On a good hot I experienced rain and it got when we went oh, there's no point fucking going

Oh, but that's like a bank holiday and then all the pubs are closed. But they're not. What are you on about? That never happens. That doesn't happen. Yeah, it's just unlucky. It does happen. This one does happen. It's just unlucky.

Okay, can I nominate another one? Pubgolf. Yeah, that's a good, that's top for me. Oh my God. Top for me. Chris perceived pub crawl. You never done that? Not really.

It's not really a fraud, but I used to just- When I was younger, yeah. Chris perceived a really good one by me because it's literally like every... People you haven't seen for like 10 years are all out, and it's like hundreds and hundreds of doing like the pub crawl. I used to play that, but now... But then you became boring?

No, see if it's done. Oh, you dropped... No, you ditched all your mates at the start. Oh, whatever. It's just like... We're like 18-year-olds and just like all the places have shut. Everything's shut and see... Yeah, I assume a pub crawl trumps that for me, though.

Yeah. I've golfed. Yeah, pub golf in the sun, mate. I've never done a non-film pub golf, so I haven't experienced it where it's like, so good. I'm so good. I partly almost prefers the filmed ones.

No way. Because you're doing things you wouldn't normally do. What, like drugs? No, no. Oh, you do them off camera. Oh, you do them off camera, are you? No, but you're doing like random challenges that you wouldn't normally do necessarily, or you'll be dressed up as something you maybe wouldn't normally do them off camera, I see. No, but you do like random challenges that you wouldn't normally do necessarily,

or you'll be dressed up as something you maybe wouldn't normally do if it was just a random. Yeah, but also- That adds a bit of spice to it. Oh yeah, like a cycling outfit. Yeah. But the pub golf that you do at home is with all your old college mates. I've never done one.

Whereas filming is with people from YouTube. I've never done one really, like. I've never done one with my mates. Oh mate, pub golf, so that's class. It's fucking top mate. Or just like a- YouTube mates are still never done one really. I've never done one with my mates. Oh mate, pubgolf's class. It's fucking top mate. YouTube mates are still your real mates though. No I know but it's a different demographic of people doing the pubgolf isn't it? That's all I'm saying. Like you've never done pubgolf with like Dan and Harry etc. I think just like me, just like a general party in like one of your mates, like a barbecue, sunny day barbecue.

I just have me mates like midsummer thing and it's just class. That brings me on to the next sub. But that doesn't get hella right. Nah, it gets a bit funny though. I've officially gone up a prestige. Alright. On Cod? In life. Go on then. I was in charge of the barbecue at the weekend.

Right. That's just age though. Is that it? That's trustworthy age. Who are the other nominees? Jodie. To take over? Who did you fight off? I'm surprised they let you have that because as soon as it would have been cooked it would have been straight. I never wanted to do the barbecue. That's actually really poor planning from the barbecue host because as soon as that food would have

been done that's straight in your gob. I was the last to eat. I took it very seriously in my role. Also what they've done is they've- They've actually fixed it. Yeah, they've like- I took it very seriously. I've really enjoyed being locked in though. They've actually played you. They've gone, you can't eat

because you're in control of the barbecue. I just want to drink and have fun. Like you're doing the barbecue and everyone's laughing over there playing game. And I'm like, oh. You can have a drink next to it. You're like, I've got something. No, but all the-

I don't enjoy that. Because then all the pressure pressures on you as well. I know what I can nail it. I know I'd rather be playing one band. How many times have you been to, how many times have you been to a good barbecue where like you remember who the person cooked for us? Yeah, many times.

You reckon? Yeah. Calling King BBK. He's always like your dad or something. Yeah, BBK, BBQ. They call you BBQ. King BBQ. King BBQ. KBBQ. BB call you BBQ. No, King BBQ. King BBQ. BBQ. BBW. BBQK. I've got a weird

question for you guys and I want to hear an answer. I thought of it, don't ask me how I thought of it. Right. Who's the craziest person you can think of that you don't recognize the name, but as soon as you say something that they've done or they're playing, oh my god. So my example is Shirley Henderson. Who the fuck's that? Mourning Myrtle. Oh, so you know, okay so you don't know. Would you explain who they are?

You don't know who Mourning Myrtle is? No, no, I know who she is now, but is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of crazy names that we would go, who's that, and she'll explain. Yeah, she's like, she's absolutely, Murnie Myrtle is household name in every UK house, but no one knows the name Shirley Henderson. That's stark contrast, you know what I mean? Oh, okay, okay.

I don't know anyone. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know what you're saying, but I don't know anyone. When I heard her name, I was like, I've never heard her name. But you can't search them. Of course you can. That's heard her name, I was like, I've never heard her name. Kushken.

That's not the point. They're searching people's names. They're thinking of the person. Do you know who Jake Lloyd is? No. Anakin Skywalker, like the little kid. Damn. I've got really good luck.

Also from the Arnold film. Arnold. Oh, of course. The Christmas one. Yeah, yeah. Jingle Bell. Jingle Bell. Oh, the Christmas one. Yeah, yeah. Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell. Jingle to the Chopper. I think I've got the best one.

It's Jingle All the Way, that's the film name. Who is Patrick Clifton? I feel like this is a murder of some kind. Clif with the Big Red Dog. No, but you're not miles away. They're in the big blue house. Barney. The dinosaur. Winnie the Pooh. Mr Blobbit. No that's no. Howard Henry. Postman Pat. Oh wow that's a good one. The character's name is that. Well it's not a real person. No no he's not talking about the actor he's talking about the character, it's not No, no, he's not talking about the actor talking about the character

They took a fucking you might have plastic seen any it was the actor I thought it was the voice. I thought he's the voice real name of postman party's Patrick. Oh, that's crazy. That's a good one I mean, oh, I thought you want about like the actor. Yeah, you can jump to my case There is no actor for him what you want about the guys the voice Sorry to my case. There is no actor for him what you want about the voice actor. Sorry. Not inside the suit. I know he's not a real person. This is not a real cat. This is mossy's face again. He has a helicopter now. Stuart Little you freaking freak. I don't know. I think that's the best one. Everyone knows who Postman Patty's. Yeah well everyone knows who Money Myrtle is.

Everyone knows who Anakin Skywalker is. Surely, surely majority of people in- Anakin Skywalker's more famous than Money Myrtle. Do you reckon? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Money Myrtle's been in like, in like 10 minutes of postman pot. Yeah, but Postman Pat's more famous than all of them.

Anakin Skywalker's been around for years. I don't agree with that. Anakin Skywalker's more famous than Money Myrtle. I'm well aware of that. No, actually that's not true. Postman Pat's England only. Actually that's not true because that's episode one. Guys.

Yes, it is true. Yeah, but he takes his mask off. Guys, Anakin Skywalker is more famous than Postman Pat, right? Yes. Yeah, a hundred. Globally. Globally, yeah, not in this country.

He's saying Anakin Skywalker is the child actor that's been in- No, I'm talking about the character. No, I'm talking about the character, Anakin Skywalker. Yeah, but that's not even what he's saying. He's saying the child actor. No, he's saying Anakin Skywalker. I'm saying Anakin Skywalker's the child actor has been in circulation for ages. No, I'm talking about the character. Anakin Skywalker. Yeah, but that's not even what he's saying. He's saying the child actor. No, he's talking about Anakin Skywalker.

I'm saying Anakin Skywalker. He's talking about Anakin Skywalker. The child actor. No. Yeah. The character. No. I'm saying the character is more famous than the character of Eddie Merl.

Yes. No, I'm not disputing that part. But the Star Wars episode one where he played that character is actually fairly recent. He was saying... No, I was talking about... No, no, no, you replied. Yes, I was. You replied and he's from like the 70s.

I said he was in the first one. I might have topped it. Who is Edson Arantes do Nascimento? Jesus. Jesus? Jesus is Jesus. Jesus is a real name. Christ?

That's his surname. I don't know. Pablo Esc Jesus is a real name. Christ? That's his surname. Pablo Escobar's real name. This is definitely more than Anakin Skywalker. Is it a character? No. It's a real person. Say the name again.

Edson Arantes do Nascimento. This feels like Pablo Escobar's real name. Maybe. Pablo Escobar is Pablo Escobar's real name. Maybe. What's that? Genghis Khan! No Pablo Escobar, Pablo Escobar Gaviria. Give us a clue, give us a clue. What sort of area they in? Sport. Are they a footballer? I can't give you any more clues. Oh it must be someone like Edison. No be like, not Pele obviously but it could be someone in. Pele. Is it Pele? It's Pele. Is it actually? No way!

See that's a good one. That's why it's Pelle now. Because everyone knows Pelle. Yeah. I don't think he's bigger than Anakin Skywalker. Pelle? Anakin Skywalker's bigger than Pelle. No.

Are you fucking joking? Yes. Think about the amount of people that... Pelle! ...know football more than... People in countries... There's so many people who don't like football. If you showed me a photo of Anakin Skywalker, I wouldn't know who that was.

Wait, hang on, ready? I think Pelé. Who is more famous? Pelé or Anakin Skywalker? No, I think football's universal, mate. Football's watched by billions. Think about all the nerds who don't like football. But they still know Pelé.

I don't know. No, no, no. Think about everyone in South America or third world countries that plays football that don't have the capacity to watch. Or they don't have a telly, but they know who Pelé is. Yeah, exactly. Everyone, mate, Pelé is way more famous than Anakin Skywalker. I actually do agree with you.

It's a weird bit. Any human who died before like 1972 or wherever the first one came out, didn't know who Anakin Skywalker was, but did know who Pelé was. Exactly. But modern day, no, it's Pelé. Still Pelé, mate.

It's Pelé. Even with three forle mate, it's closer than you think it's the reason why Ronaldo's probably the most famous person in the world Pop culture fame, Anakin Skywalker, real world historical fame for Pele close to bit though well we know what Anakin wins in a fight though well because he's a Jedi I've never seen Star Wars so like I said I wouldn't even know what he looked like well also that's an unfair fight because one has a lightsaber. Actually I think Pele wins because Anakin Skywalker's not fucking real. Yeah. All defunded early. It's a dead guy versus a fictional character. Also yeah, Pele's dead so. Yeah,

like who's winning that? That's a good question I like that. Yeah it's nice isn't it? Anakin Skywalker's dead. What? What in the? The kid. In the film. Oh, Darth Vader. Yeah. Anakin Skywalker's a boy, right? Yeah. Yeah. He turns into Darth Vader. Sounds like a girl though, doesn't he? Anakin.

Annie! Come here, Annie! Did you see- You know, if you ever thought about how fucking weird that- Getting groomed. Yeah, he was getting- It was, wasn't it? I know, but it's by Natalie Portman.

Right, no, no, but that's the character. I've never watched Star Wars. Natalie Portman. Natalie Port- No, no, Padme's a character. She spit the oil. And Natalie Portman. Sorry, are you saying that you would accept to get groomed by Natalie Portman?

No, I'm not saying Natalie Portman was my crush growing up. Oh, yeah. She was fit like. Was she Princess Leila? Leia. No, that's Harry Fisher. Nice. Yeah.

No, Natalie Portman was fucking beast. I know Natalie Portman. Well, that was my only question anyway, Lewis. Are you looking forward to your surgery? Oh, yeah. Oh, good chap, man. This is me last episode, so it'd be former surgery. Forever!

We're kicking him off the show, guys. I might actually never return. I might just die. We actually did send a doctor's note back to the doctors saying if you want to just end it all then open me up. And also we didn't realise you're having this surgery at a vet's aren't you? No. Because we're a little. No it's for the goose. You are going to do some beast mode vlogging in the surgery though. Yeah I'm going to, Charlie's on strict orders to come in and instantly video me. Make sure I'm still alive. I am going to log out of all my social media because

you saying that you posted that Twitter photo scared me of Make sure I'm still alive. I am going to log out of all my social media because you saying that you posted that Twitter photo scared me of what I might do. Bang. I know, but I might post some stupid shit. Well, that's, that's par for the course, mate. I don't know, but if I get cancelled. Lewis, why don't you just- And I wake up from surgery and I'm missing a leg and I'm cancelled.

Oh yeah, cancel if you don't care, mate. Yeah. Also, you can't get cancelled. Actually, take it to him, really. You'd only do something, when you're like on that, you only do stuff that you actually believe. So if you're saying you'd get cancelled therefore you believe some really What was the thing that you posted?

I got the nurse take a photo of you Oh, that's what you believe Take a photo I am excited to try out morphine Also, I feel like you're the type of guy no offence here that when you're a morphine you're gonna like pretend It's affecting you more and you're gonna be like whoa crazy You do. That's helium.

That's helium. So funny, everybody. Whoa. Sorry, carry on. No, I am excited for morphine. My dad said, apparently, as soon as you wake up, you just score morphine and then they give you it. Yeah.

So I'm excited for that. When I woke up, I was in agonizing pain set to give me more. So it's not that fun. It does do good pain relief though. They are saying it does work instantly. Is it going to hurt a lot, do you reckon, like when I wake up? No, you'll be right. I don't know.

They'll get you to start. You might just have a really sore leg. They will start doing physio probably when you wake up. Just bending it in surgery. No, they will start just probably start trying to move it as much. Really? With an ACL, the sooner you can get it moving the better Yeah, not when he's just come out next day you're gonna bike

I remember I remember me my dad when he got it done He didn't want any scar tissue so he used to get me mom to force it straight on the first week. And he was like, then that's the AC. That's fucking that's the scariest bit. I've never had it. But what I've seen is in the first couple of weeks, they they'd like, you have to force it. And it's like full range of motion. It clicks and like straight.

Oh, mine clicks when I squat. No, but it's your ACL. Mine clicks when I do that. Yeah. My dad says it squirts. OK. He's on about your mother. I didn't want to bring that up, mate, but fucking hell.

Are you nervous? Not yet. I feel like I probably will be before, because I've never been even in a hospital bed. I thought I was fine the whole way, even when I did it before. When you're going into surgery, it's daunting. I better will, then I'll be shitting there. Especially when they're putting stuff in your arms.

And they get you to count to 10. I didn't do that, I didn't do that. They didn't count to 10? She just was talking to me and then like. Yeah, I don't want her to count me in, just take me out. I remember, no, no, no, I remember what the nurse did with me, she was like, oh, she just started asking me questions about my life and then that's the last I remember.

And then I woke up with a tilde up my arse. Do you remember the last thing that she asked you? Uh, yeah, she said, what's your number? And I went, come on. I went, ah, ah, ah, ah. Please. Mine was, we were talking about the South Downs, like Cook Me, and then I was just like, yeah.

What's your drink about? And then the rest of the Anifatist was like, I don't remember, you don't remember anything. My dad said, you're out and you're off. Yeah, yeah, literally. That's gonna just you're out and you're off. Yeah That's gonna be shit. I'm gonna go off feeling sad. I'm like, ah Nah, I don't mean you're sleeping. I'm gonna be so sick. I'm ready to be depressed for like a fucking like I remember you might wake up mid surgery and feel all the pain. Oh My problem was they didn't they didn't bandage it properly. So I was seeping blood

Oh, that's why I was in part Like usually you're fine when you wake up. You should be, we should be anyway. I just can't, I can't. Or maybe you wake up and they've just took your leg off. Also, Lou, where you're getting it done is like where footballers get it done. You'll be in good hands, mate. It'll bankrupt you, but you'll be fine.

Yeah, Johnny Depp, apparently. Oh, it's just same clinic? It's just gonna be a clinic. Oh, what's he saying that then? Fuck, no, it's the same one. No, you're going to my clinic. Oh. Usually he said that's where Johnny Depp was. No, we're going to my clinic. Oh, he said that's where Johnny Depp was.

No, Johnny Depp's your surgeon. Wait, I already have his. Jack Sparrow. Does he ever sound like that in the films? In Bristol. I just proper can't be arsed for not being able to... I can function nice and play golf and do stuff. I'm just going to sit there like a fat slob.

Do that anyway? What's the difference? and function nice and play golf and I would do stuff. I'm just going to sit there like a fat slob. What do you do that anyway? What's the difference? I can't go. I want me to walk in the gym. I'll just sit there be more peon. Just get an arm. Get an arm. You need an indoor exercise bike.

Wank. I'll do a lot of that. We'll get Charlie. So you actually know you're going to be paralyzed. Isn't that the yes, you probably won't rank. You probably have no sex drive. Oh, you don't know. No blood thinning you're going on. No, I't you going to be paralysed, isn't that the... You actually probably won't wank. You probably have no sex drive. Or you don't know me. Also, you know what blood thinners you're going on? No. I don't even know what they're doing.

Oh, you don't even know what blood thinners you're going on. They probably will have... It's either a pill or an injection. I had to inject in my tummy for a month. I'm not doing that. What? No, you do, yeah. I'm not. Charlie can do it. I hated it.

Charlie can do it. Is that for your... Yeah, I thought that. Is that for your... Nah, I ain't doing it. Charlie can do it. Mate, I had bruises all over my stomach. Yeah, mine was on Yeah, I thought that. Is that for you? Nah, I ain't doing it Charlie can do it. I had to bruise all the way in my stomach. Yeah, my mom's in my stomach. But did you start doing it yourself?

Yeah, I did it from the start. I was a bit scared at the start and I made it. Nah, Charlie's doing that. It's actually better if you do it yourself because you're anticipating it. I don't want to anticipate it, that's the worst. Right, let's go back now. I won't do it, I don't, yeah.

Nah, Charlie can do it. You might just get given blood. Also, I found out, I did it for a month then I could have just asked for the pills Yeah, I didn't bother me. It does it does bruise you but you have to change your and you're mentally but Yeah, you have to change my nan does that every day for a diabetes. I was like my nan can do it I can do it. Yeah fucking beast mode. She's fit What?

Healthy and fit. Yeah Thinking like what if I wake up and I just don't have a leg that'd be funny That'd be start. That would be a good vlog. Oh, but it'd be funnier if you wake up and you don't have the other leg. And they chop your cock off and you've got a funny now. Oh, sorry. That'd be the same. Imagine if you had the ACL still injured and then they've amputated the other leg. If they've chopped your cock off when you woke up and they said, look, sorry, things

got way worse. I think we all went out the night before the surgeon didn't realize what he was here He saw you assumed you're having a sex change. So now it's on your head. No, no, he's chopped And they went lad lad. We've chopped your cock and balls off. Yeah, and you look down you go But then you're pissing out your hand like you wanted that you think that would be good and then you could play for Everton Why how many times are you yeah, it's a little well not gone. And then you could play for Everton. Why? How about you, Rodrigo? Yeah, it's a little...

Well, no, go on. What would you do? Oh, yeah, you... You're getting shrewd, like... Yeah. I'd become Doctor Ball. Oh, my God. What... What would you do, right, if that happened and they're like, well, actually, you can't sue us,

because while you were off your face on MET, you signed it away. What'd you do? And he said low racist stuff on there as well. So if you try and sue us, we're going to cancel you? Right, so what I'd do is, would you tell us you didn't have a cock? I think I'd have to talk about it on the pod. I've talked about worse. I'm at this point. Piss on me and North. Imagine I could just do that.

That's what you said. Do you remember what he is? You trade your cock for your hand piss. You've got piss on me and all. Imagine I could just do that. That's what you said. You trade your cock for your hand piss. This one, yeah. Imagine. Fucking hell, I thought it was the other one. Do you reckon that must have happened before? No.

Yeah, they do. The surgeon's got the wrong legs before, yeah. They'd triple check, surely. Yeah, but stuff with the idiot's done. No, not like nowadays, like back in day. Oh, right, yeah. Imagine having surgery back in day where they just pull out a saw and just start chopping you up. What do you think surgeons were?

That's what it was. They used to do it in front of an amphitheater or a bullacra. There used to be a crowd with an audience. Yeah. Cutting you up while you're away. You know what? If back in day, if you'd done that to your arm, you would have died. Yeah, you probably would have died. You would have been dead. They would have been doing bad shit to you trying to fix would have died. Yeah, you would have died. You would have been dead. They would have been doing a lot of shit here trying to fix it.

Yeah. And an audience would have been watching. Although at that point, we'd not be in a studio recording on cameras. No, we would be. We were surrounded by rats and death. OK. I'm surprised they didn't come up with podcasts back in the day before cameras and mics. How would they record it?

Like, could have done a live show. Like, let's talk about stuff. That's more podcasting, is it? Like, if it be a live show? Like, a talk about show. That's more podcasting, is it really? Like, if you just got like... That's called a live show. Like, surely they had Ant and Dex back in the day, like on talk shows. Yeah, that's just a live show though. What's their face?

Laurel and Hardy? Do you think they had like an Ant and Dex? Toveld indeed. Who'd had an Ant and Dex? The Olden days. Do you know what's mad about that? Maybe. Yeah, they would have had like presenters of like, the gladi like, and coming into the ring, we've got big fat Tony.

You think they had like, Ben Quixel. Alex the Lion. No, but do you know how Ant and Dec, Do you know how Ant and Dec, like, have their, like, funny jokes? Is your obsession with Ant and Dec? Ant and Dec? You're not even from Newcastle? Stop it. Do you find it weird that Ant and Dec just aren't known outside the UK?

They tried to bake America, but it didn't work. Yeah, true. With them and Robbie Williams. Yeah. Do you know, back in the day, it's because they won't understand them. Oh no. I figured I'd seen something amazing the other day so apparently right back in the day. It's a film right but Robbie Williams is actually like a chimpanzee. Oh wait sorry, sorry, sorry. Luke and Joe had not heard of the Robbie Williams film. Why is your... You're obsessed with Robbie Williams. I'm really sorry, I shouldn't have done that.

I shouldn't have interjected there. You know what I think, that's mad, they'd never seen... We don't give a fuck about Waffling. Do you know what I think, that's crazy. I thought it was crazy. It's one of the biggest films of last year. Okay. Come on, guys, that's mad.

I don't understand if you went, can you believe they haven't seen it? The godfather. It's Pele bigger than Robbie Williams. Okay, carry on. So basically like this... He broke America Pele, didn't he? This scientist back in the day, he made this machine of this man who beats everyone at chess.

Oh yeah, Kasparov. And he's like this thing... No, but the machine played Kasparov, right? What? Carry on. thing nobody right what carry on and he's like this robot I mean like he beats he built be Isaac Newton he beat Einstein he traveled world chess players Rob nice yeah the geniuses of the world right but how did he manage to make a machine back in the day that could play a chess and beat non chess players I don't know in very different crazy. So he's third year in very different time periods. He secretly controlled it.

Chest person machine. Brilliant, this is going to come up really fast. Well that's like saying, oh fucking hell. I built this machine that could beat anyone at football, so then I beat fucking Johnny Wilkinson at it, like... Wilson's got to hear me right now. It's honestly not that important. When did he make this machine?

No, it looks back in like the 1800s. Right, so Isaac Newton was alive from 1648. He's around two of this day. Wait, yeah, so, hang on, wait, Lewis, he beat Isaac Newton, but... 200 years in the past. No, but he's been around for 200 years. I'll type in chess person machine. So Isaac Newton could never have played the thing then, could he?

It's been around! It's still around! But how is he playing Isaac Newton is the point I'm trying to make. Or Mechanical Turk. Yes! There he is. But how is he playing Isaac Newton when he died 50 years before that? 1773. There you go. If you type in the actual images there's actual pictures of it. They didn't have cameras though.

Isaac Newton died in 1727. So how did they have cameras? He didn't play Isaac Newton. He didn't play cameras though. Isaac Newton died in 1727. So... How did they have cameras? He didn't play Isaac Newton. He didn't play Isaac Newton, mate. You're a Waffler! Wait, hang on. It's just a guy. It's a guy in a suit.

That's the robot. That's the robot. That's the robot. No, look on the left. That's the point I'm... It's a guy! You know when I mentioned the point of Garry Kasparov? Hidden person side.

That's literally the first fucking image that comes up. How can you see what's happening on the chessboard? He's got a mirror. Isaac Newton. I just thought it was cool. They also found a new planet in between. You ripped that from a series as well by the way. On TikTok? No it's a new Netflix series coming out. I've not seen it. Man vs. Machine for chess anyway. I just thought it was interesting. There's another string of your information that's just bollocks. Anyway can we have a team talk because we keep playing Gaz Gobbles and keep... We haven't played it for ages. We haven't been on the same wavelength.

Well, it's interesting you say that because this week, I'm joining you. What? I don't know the answers this week. Oh, that's a good one. How does he though? On my... Is he playing to have a turn? On my dog's life?

Yeah, good point. I've no I've asked Chuck Gbt for three crazy news stories and one is true and Wait, no, that's not right one's fake one's fight. Sorry He's given me three and which one do you think is the fight? Do you want the answer? So I don't know Oh, this is good. I'm gonna join him with wow. We've got skin in the gate. Oh, wait, so you're at the start He's on our team because I don't know we're just switching it join in with you. Wow, we've got skin in the gate. Wait, so you're at the start. He's on our team. Because I don't know, we're just switching it up. So he's on our team.

Right. Number one. We're winning. He wants to join the winning side. No, you're not winning. I think we are. You're definitely not. Oh, this series you might be.

Last series you got battered. Man marries a hologram, but government refuses to recognize the marriage. Oh, I can see that being true. Head on number two. Florida woman trained squirrels to attack Headline number two, Florida woman trains squirrels to attack ex-boyfriend. Florida woman, man.

It's always Florida. Headline number three, NASA accidentally tweets coordinates of secret alien base on Mars. Wait, didn't you tell us about that? No. It wasn't a tweet, but it got leaked. It didn't. It said it got leaked by like an email or something.

That was me. That was him. I'm Godgobble. That was the wrong one. It wasn't a tweet, but it got leaked. No, it didn't! It said it got leaked by like an email or something. That was him on Gadgobble. That was the wrong one. The first headline. In Japan, a man has spent over 13,000 on a wedding ceremony to marry a hologram of his favourite virtual pop star, Hatsune Miku. The government declined to legally recognise the union, citing the non-human nature of the bride. The man insists it's true love, and lives with a life-size plush version of her. I think that's true off the bat. Do you think he could fall in love with a hologram?

No. Well, there's a guy who used to shag cars, innit? Depends how fit they are. Yeah. Right, number two. A woman in Florida was arrested after allegedly training squirrels to attack her former partner. That's true. Authorities say she used food-based conditioning over months. A woman in Florida was arrested after allegedly training squirrels to attack her former partner. Authorities say she used food-based conditioning over months.

The man reported repeated rodent ambushes outside his home, eventually leading to an investigation. That's definitely true. Squirrels are known to be aggressive. And number three, in a social media mishap, NASA's official ex-account briefly posted a string of coordinates, along with the the caption they're not ready to know I think that's the tweet was deleted within minutes but conspiracy theorists and UFO forums exploded with a speculation that it pointed to a hidden alien facility on

Mars I think that's nonsense I think it's I think number two's fake no I mean the squirrels are fake yeah I think the squirrels are fake. Yeah, I think the NASA one, you get in, the headline is confusing you, saying, accidentally tweets coordinates of secret alien base. It didn't do that. I think coordinates were posted or they got hacked and were posted and they got deleted straight away and people are putting two and two together and claiming it's alien. NASA couldn't get hacked. That's not what the question was. Governments have been hacked before what you want about.

They accidentally tweeted it though, no? That's a bad password to get into that. I don't think it's just one password. Moon 123. Is that what you think hacking is? Hackers just guess at the password before they leave. I can't believe they've been hacked when their password was NASA 123. Have you ever thought about that?

You know, like NASA or like the the US government you know their Twitter accounts They'll probably change it daily. They'll just have like a password It'll be a backup email address. It might be done like AI encrypted. Yeah, they're changing like it every second. Yeah Also, so we agree in I think number one from I think number one is true Second it changes. I think the holograms true. How could he make I think out of the three that are most realistic The hologram one sound how could he think the holograms true. How could he make I think out of the three that are most realistic the hologram one sound How can you get a hologram? What do you mean? What like 13 grand on building it? He spent 13 grand on building a hologram Yeah, yeah, what does it look like?

I personally am going with the squirrel fake one because I think I think the NASA one Oh, it's confusing you with the wording, but I think that's mid squirrels Fucking train and screw you can't attack a certain person. You can't fucking train a squirrel to attack a certain person. You can. You can't, mate. I mean, Florida woman sounds... Actually, to be fair, they're usually fake. Exactly.

Have you not seen the homeless guy in New York who controls the pigeons? It's not true. Home alone? I'm sorry, God. Roden ambushes. Yeah, it's true. A squirrel? Yes.

You've got to think how... If NASA did that, that's true. A squirrel. Yes. If NASA did that, that would like... You're all idiots. That would cause a really big issue. You're an idiot. What do you think? The stink of fuck logic. I am actually being a little bit swayed by your logic.

It has to be the same. You can't try in a squirrel to ambush someone. Yes, you can. Less so that. It was more so the... It being taken out of context. Yeah, the wording's major. Maybe it's port monkey sign language, we can do fucking squirrels. All it is is NASA, NASA account tweeted a string of coordinates along with the caption,

they're not ready to know. They didn't mention aliens. The headlines are ran with that. Could have been in April. Doesn't mean that, you can't train a squirrel. I think it's more likely for NASA to be hacked than a squirrel gets trained to ambush people. Squirrels hold grudges. Hey Lou, I'm with you on this.

I think NASA likes to bake. You can't give them caffeine because they go mental. You two going with NASA, what are you going with? Read them out again, read the headlines. Are we guessing the real ones? We're establishing A is true. A man marries hologram but government refuses to recognise the marriage, we're saying that's real. The first one's a beer car thing. Laura the woman trains squirrel recognize the marriage. We're saying that's real. First one's fair, Karthik.

Florida woman trains squirrels to attack ex-boyfriend. Definitely real. NASA accidentally tweets coordinates of secret alien base on Mars. Actually, I think that's fair. I see that as a headline, that sounds so not true though. I know, but when you read the context of it. But I would have seen that tweet. But we have to come to a universal agreement.

Yeah, I'm in the meetings. I'll go against you then, that could be the game. No, no, no, no. I'm going NASA. I'm going- When are you going? I'm going Florida, I'm going to the squirrels. Fuck man, he raised a really good argument,

but I should stick to my initial- Why didn't you make your decision? Well, it's based on evidence, isn't it? That's the whole point of it. No, I said, why don't you, yeah, but why don't you make a decision now? I will go... NASA.

Yes! NASA's fake. So you three going NASA, I'm going squirrel. Which one do you think is fake? Imagine it's a hologram. Oh that'd be so funny. I think that's a little shit anyways, you can't just make a hologram like.

Correct, the NASA alien tree is fake. Well done mate. Told you. How did a squirrel? You're a fucking idiot mate. You're an idiot man. It's the NASA alien tree is fake. Well done, mate. Told you. Told you. How did a squirrel- You're a fucking idiot, mate. You're an idiot. It's Florida woman, mate.

Florida woman. They do it at America, bro. It's easy. Mate, you can train animals to do anything for food. It's true. Oh, so- A chicken little. A Florida man reported being-

Chicken little! A Florida man being reported, a Florida man reported being attacked by squirrels and claimed his ex-girlfriend trained them to do it. Oh so that's hyperbole. Right, got it. Charges weren't filed due to lack of evidence.

Yeah. So he's made up a load of bollocks about how he's been attacked and his ex-girlfriend. Well played. I'll give you the point for that because I got it wrong. Yeah, we should get the point because we got it right. Yeah, that's what we do. No, but I was technically on your team. Some of us.

That's what happens when you're not just there trying to get in our heads. We can think clearly. Yeah. Think clearly. Think clearly. Well, it is now time for the return... You've just come off the back of a W there, so this should be alright. ... of Lewis's journal entry.

Mm. Yeah. Lewis, I want an extended one today. I can actually read into his book, I'll let you score one. Well, so today, it's not that good of a one, I want an extended one today. I can actually read into his book at this point. So today, it's not that good of a one, but what I will offer you is that passage and then at the front of this book, I discovered there's a list of goals. So I set myself goals way back.

I reckon we read the goals this week. I think we'll do the passage just to keep the story going, but because it's a bit boring, I'll treat you to the goals. Also, you know you just said you discovered at the front of the book. So when you open this book in the park, you don't look at the front page. There's nothing here. So where is it? Why would you start that deep here? It's because I started on the actual, I started on the actual, you've done loads of journals. I started on the actual like dates that I started doing it. I know what one of the goals are. And then at one point, at one point we can also do the things I need to improve or change list that I've done here, which I've just found now. Oh, that's weird.

Wait, so when you, when you miss an actual day from your life in terms of journaling, you just missed the day in the book. I didn't do this for a while. I stopped doing that after a while though. I just got a novel book. It is weird, because you end up with a lot of waste. That's a diary, not a journal. Yeah, it really is. Yeah, it's not beast mode. Also, that's...

All right, give us it. Go on then. Mate, you've got pretty intense handwriting, you know? Yeah. Intense. In big writing at the top of the page on this one, it says, Don't be all talk! Oh, and now you're on two podcasts!

I'm getting a...ah, so I'm giving myself a telling off. You didn't really listen to yourself, did you? I think...I think I am hitting a wall. I feel like until 1pm. once I wake up, being gym, eight, et cetera, my routine is solid. Then after it goes downhill. Oh. Oh, man.

It is just discipline and I need to improve. Tomorrow I am up for 6 a.m. No excuses. Do you know what's crazy is we've heard five now and they all say the exact same thing. I'm saying to Theo, I'm being lazy, I don't get up, I don't get any work, I need to improve. But rather than do it, I'll just write it down. So I was saying to Theo, at the moment I know to Tom, it's actually quite daily now but as we get through it becomes more sporadic. He said that because he's in his chair. So it becomes more sporadic. He said it's in his chair.

So like it comes more sporadic like once a month when I'm really angry at myself. Also for the other days that you're not right you're embracing the... Yeah because this is new I'm doing it every day a little bit but that wears off. Work ethic eh? Yeah. Lazy twat. Tomorrow I'm getting up at six, no excuses. Meditate, read the whole routine. Meditate? It's doing that miracle morning routine at the moment, aren't I? You're going home for a while then? Not in about seven days.

We've only done like seven. We've only done about... It's been a century. When you meditate, what do you think about? I don't think I was doing it right. Like I'll probably... You're sitting there like, this is so fucking boring. You're falling asleep, aren't you? I was going back to sleep.'m probably sitting there like this is so full you're falling asleep

But bear in mind it's six o'clock. I'm just downstairs by myself in me living room just going Oh weird so weird would you be at home here with you? Yeah Well, you know, I think I'll get up and go for a run or something. No, that's like actual effort. What were you doing at fucking 20? You weren't doing that? I was building a YouTube empire at 20. Oh, you can't ever take something at face value can you? Why didn't you just try to find a way back where you were then? And then I must do some work when I get home.

Set a time and work until then. I've made good progress. Now it's time to stick to it. I make it a full blown habit. You haven't made good progress though. You've been fucking lazy. You're right in the exact same thing. I can't lie.

Today you showed me your calendar of how you look up time for everything. Like brush my teeth, wake up, do this. Doesn't actually do the things, he just sets time. You went for a pint at lunch. Yeah, mate. I didn't know anything in that block. You said you'd given up, do this, do that. Doesn't actually do the things, he just sets time. He went for a pint at lunch. Yeah, mate. I didn't have anything in that block. You said you'd given up drinking,

it lasted three days. That's irrelevant to this book. I'm gonna journal about that. Yeah, let the boy drink. I'm gonna journal about that. I made good progress with the athlete. No, you haven't. Went to, oh, we'll skip that, that's depressing.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, you can't, no, you can't. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And I'm doing your voice as well. But this is sad. No, that's the whole point of it. But I've still never felt the touch of a woman. Went to see Gran today though. Spoke about Grandad. I miss him.

Oh, that's nice. How is that? That's the whole point of it. That's comforting. It's sad. Well, no, it gets sadder a bit, but it was nice to hear her stories of how they... I'm not writing well here. Stories of how they met and things they got up to. That's lovely.

That's a lovely thing to put in. I've left it there to be a good grandson. So I'm pretty easy. I think I'm- That's also not true. That's also not true. I think you're being harsh. I think I'm a, well,

it must've been quite recent to this. Also that's contradictory anyway. If you're around there talking about your granddad, I think I remember right. That's being a good grandson. I think I remember, that was the first time I had a grandparent die. Yeah.

So I think I was like, it's the usual, oh, I should have went round more. We're not going to bully for that. That's nice. No, I know, but it's just like, it's a comedy. It's not worried about that. It's like a comedy podcast. No, it's not because this is what happens. That comedy podcast. No it's not because this is what happens.

It's been real. It's not what happens in life mate. It makes the question of how much else have you skipped in the past. I've not skipped anything, I've only missed things where I've said personal names. That's actually probably the most positive thing I've ever heard. It makes you highly relatable as well. It's not that positive. I've called myself a bad grandson.

I'm a fucking waste of space. After going the sentence before my great program, I went around and had seven sausage sandwiches and I didn't really give her anything. I love how he's like, he was like, no, that's not nice. That's nice. I was like, well, I'm a bad grandson. You're like, Oh Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. He might have been though. You are too harsh on yourself. Oh, definitely. I am so. I might have been a bad grandson.

I was. I'm very nasty to myself, isn't it? Even today he's nasty sometimes. He's always harsh on himself. Yeah. Good. He goes home and punches himself in the face. That's the only way you improve.

That's a piece of mud. Positive net, well, negative reinforcement all the time. On yourself. I'm not that, I'm not that all the time. You're a piece of shit. Let's get out of the pub. All the time. On yourself. I'm not that all the time. You're a piece of shit. Let's get out of the pub. I just catch 22 here. And then last bit before the goals,

but at least I am changing now before it is too late again. That's a bit depressing. Pfft. It happens mate. The fact that I'm staying before it's too late again. It's part of life though, isn't it? It's true though. Yeah, it's true.

Possible question. Is it too late? Oh geez. I've had another granddad die, yeah. Is your grandma still alive? Ma, I've got a grandnana nana. No. Would you say you've been a better grandson? They're both a better.

I've been better, but like, no, I've definitely been better. But like, as you grow up, I think it's as you grow up and then you start. I do agree. I don't see my nan as much as I should. Me neither. But it's also hard. Not even half as much.

It's hard. No, man, because, I'm worried. Yeah, yeah, all mine are deader than my nan, man, because, I'm worried about it. Yeah, yeah. All mine are deader than my nan, but I should- All of mine are dead. She literally lives two minutes up the road from my flat as well. I should go and see her more. Like-

A few minutes? My sister does, and like, my cousin does. I rarely see her, unless it's like family events. I think everyone's like that. It's like, it's normally in retrospect. I always, she sees me. She snogged me, but- Okay.

It's normally like in, not retrospect. Is retrospect the word? Yes, retrospect. Yeah, where we're looking back we could all do that moment someone does you know i wish i could have done that could have but 100 it's life like people have shit going on that's life uh i will i will be back tomorrow after a productive day i won't let myself down good i'm excited to see if you let yourself down the next day carry over no that's that's what that's all wait so you

didn't get the next day so whether you let yourself carry over? No, that's, that's all. Wait, so you didn't even get the next day to see whether you let yourself down or not. No, we'll get that next week. We will find out soon. We'll see if I feel like I might let myself down. Clearly if he's journal the very next day, he's obviously not being productive. Cause the days that he's actually productive,

they're empty spaces. I wasn't on the six. And I thought I'd give myself the morning off until I started working at four. So woke up today, yesterday yesterday didn't go to plan. So here are some goals that I set myself. In what year? 2020? Yeah.

Oh, it's going to be June. So, bearing in mind, I had a glance at these, I'm like fucking hell. That's my goal. Be able to self sustain, create visual and audio content, doing what I love. Boring. That's happening right now. That's my goal. Be able to self sustain, create visual and audio content, doing what I love. That's happening right now. That's quite nice. Oh you tick! Yeah.

Tick it! Have sex. It's quite funny later on actually. Create things that make a difference and impact people. Tick. They definitely impact them. I didn't say positive. True, very true.

No, people tune in to pitch side and stuff. Yeah. They laugh, so you're impacting them. And also to hate. And also to write nasty things. Yeah, and also, Beast Nesh hairline hiders are gonna help. Yeah, hairline hiders. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not a carpet, it's a hairline hider. Yeah. Yeah, can I have them? Yeah. That's a positive impact. You need to. You got some boring ones. All of them.

All of them. All of the gold. Take my mom down the red carpet. I had this thing. Are you still seeing that to a grown up? Is that a euphemism? Oh, that's a red carpet. That's a red carpet.

Peel off my parents' mortgage, or however you spell it, I put in brackets. That's one of mine as well. That's a red carpet. That's awful. Pay off my parents mortgage, or however you spell it, I put in brackets. That's one of mine as well. That's the goal of mine. M-O-A little scribble, I think I might have put a U-R-G-A-T-G-E. No, it's mortgages. It's M-O-R-T-G-A-G. You put mortgages in tape.

Buy mom and dad apartment in New York. Jesus. Fucking hell. That's a big goal, fuck me. I think she's going to pay them all yourself and buy them an apartment. How much money do you think you're earning? No, my mom likes New York. New York. New York. Wait, have you been to a film premiere? Is that what you mean, a film premiere for a

record? Yeah, well, I wanted to make films or TV. Oh, your own? Oh, just A1. Oh, right, right. It could have been the shittest one as well. Mate, you could definitely get invited to a film premiere. You could easily get a red carpet.

Yeah, no, I could still cross that off, like. I don't know if she'd want to go though if it was just for a shit film. No, he's right. It could have been the shittest one as well. You could definitely get an invite for a film from him. You could easily get a red card from him. Yeah, no, I could still cross that off though. I don't know if she'd want to go though if it was just for a shit film. No, he's... No, it could be a good film. When you find out a film she wants to watch and then try and get a ticket to that. Yeah, you dickhead. Most people work.

Send Mum and Dad to Monkey World. It's called Filkin's home. Sorry, that's... It's just called Filkin's home. What the fuck does that mean? What's Monkey World? You've never heard of monkey world? Oh it's monkey world. A zoo just put monkeys. Is it like a northern one? What do you mean send them there?

I don't know where it is. Just pay for them to go to monkey world. Isn't it a... it's down south ain't it? Or is it a board? Do you know what though? All these goals are very... for people. It's very very where Why monkey why it's crazy How much is like a monkey well ticket? Really not that I could do that today. Like, that is such a weird thing. Let's do that live on, live on top. Pay off their mortgage, buy a house in New York, take a Monkey World.

Give it in, in priority order, which way are we going? Monkey World first, we'll do that first. Have a world renowned podcast. Oh, no way. Oh my God. I don't know where world renowned. Yeah, I don't know. Are we?

Also, he's kind of just on it. We're listening to multiple countries. This is World renowned. That's fair. Australia's our second biggest listeners. Are we giving him ownership of the pod there? No, he's on it. He's fought on it.

He's talent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, man. And he owns backside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Backside multiple countries. As I say, these are just a bit... You're fucking ticking off everything at the moment.

Director TV series and write. You could do that. Might do. Ricky Gervais did a lot of live, yeah. He's got 37, 38. Go on a late night talk show, that could come hand in hand. It's Carl Pilkington. You literally just want to be like Ricky Gervais basically.

I do, oh Carl. Win an SRA award, so that was like a student radio award. MRF, did you win? It's failed, did you fail? M, did you fail? Preferably best male. Winning with an SRA award. So this is that was like a student radio award I'm already Filed and did you file preferably best male? I won voice the world and I got bronze on best male So you would I did tick this back. I've already so this has been ticked Oh, wait, Lewis is this but like in the past Lewis has ticked this I'm at nationwide award That I cross you needs across like yeah, you won an award across all of uni. I won a community radio award.

I got gold for that one. I got bronze best male award. The guy who got gold is on Radio 1 now. That is what they give you if you win. Yeah, but they do bronze, gold, silver. But look, for best male, you came third in the country. That's really- I should have got first.

Except for the guy who won is really good. Who won? He's called Sam McGregor. He's on Radio 1 now with Danny. Both really nice. The Irish guy? No, you might know him. I used to listen to a lot of radio when I was on the site.

Alright. Travel the world, haven't done that. Direct and write, create movies that's boring. Travel the world is so broad. You literally can't get to every country in the world. Create music videos for mainstream artists. Me? Say that again. Create music videos for mainstream artists. Me? Say that again.

Create music videos for mainstream artists. Have you done it? No. Well yeah, us for the- Oh, you pitched that song? Yeah, we'll count that. Yeah. Have a sit down with Gary Vaynerchuk.

Oh. Oh God. I must have been very into watching this stuff at that point. Gary Vaynerchuk. Just go to a garage sale, pick something up. Just flip it. Guys, you're 25, you have 150 years ahead of you. You're so young.

I wish I was your age. I wish I had nothing. If I was 50, I'd consider myself still really young. This one's bad. Like, I wrote, be proud of myself. Oh. But I ticked it, right? Then I must have went back at it.

Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. He actually screwed it out. Yeah.

It's got like a different pen on. I don't know what I expected. You're writing purple. Purple wings. I like this pen. Winning the world for directing writing and final one go on I'm a celebrity. Oh, that good goals man. Wait, so your goal was literally to be like world famous.

Yeah. Yeah. So when are you going to take your parents to the monkey world? You should do that as a Christmas vlog. I would want to go to you can do it for 36 quid. Well, 54 quid. Hey, what you can do 12 pound 50. 12 pound 75, sorry. Why? I think my mum has a monkey. I think she's adopted one.

There's Lewis. Having a watermelon. Family, here you go. Two adults. We should all go monkey world. That would be beast mode. Do you not get return prices for that? I can't go back actually, they'll put me back in. Yeah, yeah. That's what he just said.

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