Back Side - YouTuber Holiday in Dubai *GONE WRONG*, What Speed is REALLY Like & Mr Beast's £10,000 Gift

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

After the Sidemen Charity game Theo reveals what Speed is REALLY like, how Mr Beast disrespected a YouTuber and much much more!If you'd like to work with us, email the studio on [e-mail] by The Fellas Studios: https://fellasstudios.com/podcastsTheo:https://youtube.com/c/HiMalfoyhttps://youtube.com/c/TheoBakerVlogsOllie:https://youtube.com/c/reevhttps://youtube.com/c/OllieFletcherTom Garratt:https://www.youtube.com/@TomGarratt10Lewis:https://www.youtube.com/@lewisbowden102:00 - YouTuber Dubai Holiday4:45 - Celebrating Joe Weller's Birthday Surprise14:00 - Driving Formula E Cars With Mr Beast and Aguero18.30 - Mr Beast Crashed his car28:30 - Sidemen Charity Match29:00 - Mr Beast Shoo’d Chip away32:15 - Logan Paul thanked Theo for creating boxing50:25 - Speed called Theo the goat51:30 - The flag dilemma58:00 - Speaking with furries01:03:00 - Would You Rather Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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mr beast crashed his car they let him in without any training how the did he crash that it honestly felt like i was like on the edge of death*** did he crash that? It honestly felt like I was on the edge of death. Why did he go to Dubai though? As a result of Joe being on the trip, he goes BOSH

on Reeves' head. It's like splurting out. Bleeding for 24 hours. Yeah, yeah. It stopped bleeding the next morning. The Sidemen gear where it gets juicy, baby.

So we're all training and that, getting to know each other. And Chip's like, where the f*** is Jimmy? Where's Mr. Beast? We should be doing it. He's over there.

Get involved in training we need you and Mr Beast would go shoot chat with Logan Paul I knew you were going to ask that well he owes him a thank you thank you for 50,000 subscribers

please like, subscribe and rate us 5 stars if you're not rating us 5 stars in audio it's not very nice hey Lou why are you wearing the same shirt as next week don't you mean this week

you know Tom's this week on the internet, this week on the internet, Theo saw someone doing a bench press and as they lifted the bench press, the humour snapped in half. That's not very humour. That's not beast mode. Also, yeah, I've got a bone to put with you, Lou,

because it's now March. Oh, we have a choice of calibre. Yeah, there it is. Let me see. That'd be... That's pretty beast mode. I've got a bone to put with you Lou because it's now March oh we have a Chainsaw Calibur yeah there it is let me see that'd be that's pretty beast mode do you know what's beast mode

Theo has had the best week of his entire life and you were involved partially as well I was I was I was almost pre-involved are you had the best week of his entire life and you were involved partially as well. I was almost pre-involved. Are you including that? Best week and a half then?

Yeah, definitely. I've done things I've never done before in my life. Things on the agenda. Theo went to Dubai and did amazing things. He crashed a Formula E car and he played in the Sidemen charity match. Not only just played he got the exclusives of behind the scenes yeah

should we throw it back then a backside hopefully you enjoy the podcast stay tuned for all the information so it all started one and a half weeks ago yeah this can't happen why'd you go to

why'd you go to why'd you go to Dubai like we film vids man we film vids me and Reeve decided to go to Dubai to film film vids man we film vids me and Reeve decided to go to Dubai to film and video yeah so

Theo and I have a shared content office it's just me and him and our videographers and the boys that's so beast mode it is beast mode and we were like

alright have we got a spare week yeah okay that's FA Cup weekend we're not going to be streaming should we go to Dubai and film stuff

and we decided to take Arthur and Joe yes yeah for the content for the better and for the worse. This is the life they live, by the way. We're just going to go to Dubai, just because we can.

Big time. You heard it here first. What were we doing? We were at home grafting. Were you? Yes. Yeah. We were abroad grafting.

We were filming every day. You were at home, sat on your ass, watching the FA Cup. That's exactly what happened. Excuse me, by the way, I was in the pool for one and a half hours out of an entire

90 hour weekend. You were in the pool for an hour and a half? He was only in the pool for an hour and a half. We went in the pool. Oh my God, how did you come?

How the fuck did you do that? I got in the pool for 10 minutes. On the final day. So you grafted, so fucking hell, you grafted. day oh so you grafted it's fucking i filmed more videos about a graft in someone you're out doing this so you two went on a holiday well done i was uh i was caressing my brain damage what did you do oh my god we haven't even how is it it's all right now there's a ridge there do you want to feel it no not really

is it healing up so basically it's a shame you're not dead really I did a video so we did loads of videos out there right I tested the world's fittest hotel

I went to the world's first football theme park Real Madrid World hotels aren't even good looking what's a football theme park got it's Real Madrid World mate oh okay I see it was mega he just like looked at Mbappé t-shirts and like yeah got? It's Real Madrid World, mate. Oh, okay, I see. It was mega.

He just looked at Mbappé t-shirts and like... No, it was genuinely Real Madrid World. We basically went there expecting it to be really shit. Is that alright? To mock it. But it was empty. Oh, that's nice. We had a theme park to ourselves.

It was empty. We went there just to take the piss out of it. We went there to bully it, but actually it was alright. It pleasantly surprised us, didn't it? It was actually really good. I think we had it to ourselves. It was beast mode and we had it to ourselves as a private theme park

I booked out the entire thing that's beast mode that is beast mode you should actually just title it that by the way I booked out a beast mode day I had a beast mode day

no but then Reeve you also did a lot of nice videos as well yeah I did five star gyms in Dubai I did testing viral Dubai food spots and training with Joe

which was pleasant. It's really good. It's really good video. It's like a 40 minute length podcast style. Oh, long form. Yeah. We're going longer with it now.

I'd be good for this for a while. That's what I want. So it's because of you. No, I'm just happy he's doing it because I enjoy longer form gym content. Yeah. It's good.

It's good. It's good. Unfortunately though, in, yeah, as is good. It is good. Unfortunately, though, as a result of Joe being on the trip, I don't want to ruin Theo's video. He was on the trip.

I can explain the video. He was on the fucking trip. So I basically, with Joe's birthday, it was out there while we were out there, right? It was on Sunday.

So I thought, fucking hell, I could surprise him about his dream birthday holiday. You know, he's gone through a bit of crap, whatever.

Has he? Well, anyways and um he uh i surprised him with like an upgrade on the flight we did loads of we did like shark diving zip lining we ate the world's tallest restaurant on top of the burj we tried the world's most expensive ice cream yeah um and then we went to this dinner spot so you did all that but you still can't pay me the 40 quid you owe me from that bit. Well yeah that's not my business. That's kind of crazy. That's crazy. We went to this

dinner spot called Opa. I'd recommend it. You know when you smash plates? Yes. Anyways we all get given our plates.

Is that not like a Jewish thing? No it's Greek. It's Greek. We all get given our plates and we were like oh. At weddings?

It's Greek. It's Greek. Mazel tov. It's Greek. It's fucking Greek. That's what i was meaning yeah so anyways we all get given up that's glass anyway not plates mazel tov anyways we all get given our plates molotov sorry i should anyways we all get given our plates and we and then someone goes oh can we smash them over our heads and they're like okay who raised that point out of interest you

no Joe Jodie Jodie she went can I smash it on your head oh she wanted to kill you

yeah yeah yeah and he was like yeah of course you can let me show you did it on Arthur yeah I think I think you did it on Arthur

yeah yeah someone demonstrated it on the group and they were like oh that's actually not too bad but the most important thing is

when you do it though, so you know how like a plate sometimes has like a little ridge underneath? So a plate looks like that. Yeah. You have food slightly, you do it that side only. Yeah, you do it that side only.

And it was like, whatever you do, do not under any circumstance doing it bottom side up. That's the strongest bit, yeah. Yeah, because that's the strongest bit. That is like, it won't break, right?

And we're like, yeah, fine, fine, fine. Joe then is like, oh, Reeve, let's do it for you. Let's do it. Yeah. I was like, okay, for your birthday, all right, fine, but please get this right. And then the guy comes over and says, yeah, of course, but make sure you do it this way. And Joe's like, yeah, no problem, no problem. He says, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He does it the other way. And as he is about to do it, he's filming this way and he swaps hands like that to do that on Reeve's head. But as he does it the other way and as he is about to do it he's filming this way and he he swaps hands like that to do that on reeve's head but as he does that yes it swaps sides and he goes bosh on reeve's head split the video was bleeding for 24 hours was bleeding for 24 hours yeah yeah it stopped bleeding like the next morning he had blood on his pillow i was i was convinced like i was saying to the guy do i need like you did i think you need to go i know it's so stupid but you didn't need to go you need to go doctors yeah but i thought i thought that's how much it hurt right from it being this and then everyone went oh my god Joe

you idiot it's the wrong side the wrong side I went did he feel bad oh he felt awful oh

who Joe yeah yeah he felt really bad but I was when it happened though I was like oh my god you said that with a smile

he felt really bad I thought he was about to just go like start splurting out yeah that can't happen to your head surely it can there's no arteries in your head your head bleeds a lot doesn't it like it can just go let's start splurting out that can't happen to your head surely it can your head bleeds a lot doesn't it

like it can just go I thought it was going to start trickling down his face and like he starts dying yeah chicken neck you should have

pretended to die I did as a joke I was like I'll just see you in the bathroom but he was bleeding he needed you did need

I think it did need closing it it did need to close it I've got a ridge in my head now yeah you're supposed to get it like if it was bleeding you did need I think it did need closing it did need to close I've got a ridge in my head now yeah you're supposed to get it like if it keeps bleeding

in your head it bled overnight it's normally a sign blood's bad yeah blood's bad but yeah I've got a genuine like

dent in my head now at the back of my head do you feel like not as clever as you were prior I did wonder that because my dreams for the next few days

were so weird and strange and hallucinogenic a plate smashed over your head yeah I've been having some weird ones I know we ain't but my dreams are alright

and I usually remember them but all I woke up each morning being like what the fuck was I that's so weird mine are like

dark yeah I could figure that one out killing people no like like yeah to do with like war, like the Nazis. Well, I know why, because you... I'm not even joking. But you're around him all the time.

No, genuinely. Like the one last night, it was like the whole, the whole like dream was just like me and my dad were like infiltrated. I don't know why we're talking about dreams, but we like infiltrated a Nazi owned area. I mean, you were a hero. I mean, not really a hero. Not really, but it was not, yeah,

it was, I don't know what. The theory is you're looking into like the parallel universe where you were there. That's what dreams could be. No,

because if we get sent to war, I'm just going to kill myself. Well, hopefully you don't. In the parallel universe, you were fighting Nazis. I'd rather not go to war. Fuck that.

But other than that, it was relatively, relatively no hiccup. Yeah, relatively smooth trip. Try five. The zipine we did by the way

it's the world's longest zipline is it fucking oh my god yeah I didn't when Joe was explaining it I didn't realise

it was the same height as a building in Dubai they were freaks they put you on this mat and they go 3, 2, 1

and you go whoosh like that yeah it's like a kilometre long zipline and they're jumping out of like a 30 storey building

mate it was terrifying. That'd be alright if you zipped on. No, but before they start... Do you know what I think that's a little bit scary when they're like rocking you back? Before they start, they were rocking us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like teasing us.

They were like, huh? Yeah, but you strapped up. Nah, but it was scary. It was scary. It's coming from... It's coming from both our arms. It's coming from both our arms. Like the stadium.

Oh my God. They walk down the stairs. It's exactly... It's not. You strapped up there as well. You're coming from a stadium. Oh my God. I walked down the stairs. It's exactly a bottom-out zip line. It's not. You're falling. I'd do a zip line. Oh, fuck off. I wouldn't walk down a building, though.

Absolute nonsense. I would. You wouldn't even walk and you'd just have to sit like that? No, you didn't. That's easier. That's what I did. That's easier.

You get to the bottom quicker than a kilometre zip line. No, no, no. Look how high it is. No, no, no. I can that's easy you get to the bottom quicker than a kilometre ziplock no no no I can't believe I even tried to get by that you would do that I think I would this is why my fear

was talking about all the animals you could handle when they left those kids who were doing it on the other one you walked all the way

down from the roof down the stairs I honestly think I could do that he didn't even do it forwards but at least he did it yeah I don't know do you know what the worst that? Oh, no way. He didn't even do it forwards, but at least he did it. Yeah, I don't know. Do you know what the worst thing about it was?

It was walking to the edge to get strapped up. That's what we had to do. No, he strapped you up in the back. That's just not what happened. Mate, you have to jump onto this mattress and then they hook you up. I feel like it's safer there. That one at the Tottenham was not safe.

Right, yeah. I'd heard some bad... People had died there. One of the lines Tottenham was not safe. Right, yeah. I'd heard some bad, people had died there. One of the lines was shut. For construction and ours, they only had one

working. Oh my God. What does happen? Why is that bad? Only one of them's working.

It does beg to differ. When did they find out it wasn't working? Was it when someone was mid on it?

Oh shit, snaps. No, it's not like that. It's like a cruise. They're flying forwards like that. snaps no it's not like that it's like a you go face first they're flying forwards like that

oh so you give me like this we obviously go zip line they're not holding it down like this no you hold on no that's like a zip line at a park

yeah they're like a map forward like that yeah no they're they're like squirrel suit you go head first over the fucking building oh no

do you know what what if someone's on the other he wouldn't even fucking do it backwards off the spires ground what if a person on the other end is supposed to

catch it like bends over and gets his arse out and you just have to fucking head first into it why would he do that

that's what you would do what are you talking about if you were the person catching the people coming back

not in a Muslim country mate that's offensive and it was Ramadan at the time I find that very offensive hey

hey then we did shark diving that was cool in a cage yeah in the middle of the aquarium which is inside the Dubai moor

so fear and Joe going and then these strangers looking at us going back to them like sharks there was black tip

reef sharks reef I don't know one of them giant eels when you knock oh it looked like the devil eel. It was like a monitor. Move like a Dementor, you know?

Oh, mate, it was like... That's not very nice. Oh, because they're like flappy, aren't they? Yeah, I know what you mean. It looked like the devil. I made a big fish stage at the moment. Have you seen that guy who used to catch the scariest fish? No.

Yeah, the real monsters. Yeah, it's beast mode. You should watch it. He caught them all. It's mode you should watch it he caught them all it's like he completed pokemon he caught them all every fish he caught all the sea monsters we have to stop the program but how would he know that they're all caught some are all known sea monsters caught ever except for the loch ness allegedly allegedly go on then but do you know why that is because Because he's been... He did catch the Loch Ness Monster, but... You didn't believe him?

No. He bummed him. Yes. He bummed him. Well, Dubai was a success. Great load of videos. And then from Dubai, I flew to Miami.

Yes. First class. Where the heat is on. First class. Did you see some big... First. Business. Oh, okay.

Did you see some big fat asses in Miami, yeah? What? In my... Nah. Did you see some big fat asses in Miami, yeah? What? In Miami. Nah. Did you get to Miami Beach? What? Nah.

You did. Nah. Or South Beach? I know you did. No, I didn't. You took a photo in front of the hotel we stayed at. Oh, yeah, I did, yeah. But it was at night time.

It was raining. It wasn't the same vibe. It was really empty. Did you go to Miami Beach or South Beach? We went to Ocean Drive, South Beach. South Beach. But that's because the first time I

remember was Super Bowl weekend. Yeah, but we stayed in Bricknell. Are you sure that's not like North London? It's like somewhere

in London. Bracknell. Yeah, Steve Bracknell. Miami was intense so it was like 6pm every day. You're standing on

the calendar. No. Yeah, I have some respect. I'm going to be standing. They're driving Formula E cars. Fastest accelerating car in the world.

Really? Yeah, no engine, is it? Faster than an F1 car. Do they go faster, though? No. Not top speed, but you can get up to 270 kilometres an hour. Wow.

175 miles an hour, something like that. Pretty rapid. It's mental that you're in the actual one. I don't know how, it's crazy. They've got to be safe if they're electric. Well, no, I guess,

they must be, they must be. It's not 100 kilometers an hour in 1.8 seconds. Did it hurt your neck? It was, like, it was the braking. You're quite good with your neck.

Yeah, very good with my neck. But you asked, like, so I did two days of sim practice. You can't just hear that. I'm good with my neck. Okay. I did two days of sim practice to be allowed in the car basically

it must be like a bit easier to drive where Formula 1 it's like you have to get the tyres and also it's like the way they behave you have to go fast enough for the tyres to even work otherwise it's not even going to go it's the same in these cars as well it's just there's no gears in this car were you worried you were going to crash and die?

terrified, genuinely terrified someone did though, someone did it well come on to that come on to that come on it yeah because all the practice led up and also one thing you didn't realize you know when you drove our single seater cars in france yeah all right when it was like wasn't that bad yeah these are really claustrophobic yeah completely like you're lying down aren't you really yeah you can't move in the car because you have because of the g-force and the wind you have to be like you can't move you're strapped in you're strapped in you got your neck thing i can't remember what it's called yeah yeah yeah but you and then but you only move you still move in the car because of the g-force but it's crazy that you're moving in the car

because when you're actually still you literally like how many laps you do you reckon total i'll do about 13 or 14 laps each time so maybe 30 laps jesus and how long was it 22 20 minute sessions okay the pros were doing in 107 the pro the professional did 107 i got down to a 116 flat pretty good pretty beast mode hey brooklyn beckham on the first day did 117 i did this at 117 i was like yeah i've got Brooklyn in my sights going to get him an Aguero Aguero did 1.16 or 1.15.8 so I was just off him Brooklyn got down

to a 1.10 he's really light though isn't he Aguero is yeah but Brooklyn both of them are yeah they both are actually no

Aguero I reckon Brooklyn is probably lighter than Aguero I think Brooklyn must have done some proper driving or something

he was 3 seconds off the pros yeah maybe go I reckon that's the time turn the power up maybe drag your to be a couple turn the power up maybe drag it plug it into charge

turn the power up how? we were driving 300 whatever that is and they were driving the pros drive 350 well of course they were going to get

quicker times and that's unfair isn't it? no but we were all meant to be on 300 they don't want you showing them up imagine if the old

vehicle comes out and breaks their last record why were the pros giving more power? we were driving rear wheel they were 300 they don't want you showing them up imagine if the old vehicle comes out and breaks their last record we were driving rear wheel they were driving a four wheel drive so it changes it also more power

like we're already driving a car that goes north to 100 in 1.8 seconds like even more power would just be so hard to control yes if you're not

used to it I suppose but first day no one crashed first day because of the nerves I think everyone's a bit cautious, taking it easy.

Second day, fine. Were you all borrowing the same car or you have individual cars? Each guy had their own team. I can't believe they let you for like... Crazy, isn't it? How expensive were the cars?

They were about... A couple hundred grand, easy. No, no, the cars were like one point something million. So what? How would they just let you? Probably they'd let you just drive. I was in short for a million pounds, I think.

I'd be scared. I'd enjoy it for a million pounds, I think. I'd be scared. I'd be scared for that. Yeah. I'd feel bad. Also, if we crashed... Well, we've seen outside Thomas anyway, so...

If we crashed it on the first... It's more than that. If we crashed it on the first day, the engineers would have to stay up all night fixing the car for us next day. Yeah. That's their job.

And it's not even like your... It's not even like your... Lewis us next day yeah that's their job and it's not even like it's not even like Lewis that's their job yeah but it's not even like their Max Verstappen for example it's like

Theo Baker crashing a one million pound car and then he just gets a plane home and these guys have spent their time training me in their car yeah

so I crash it who was there so it was like Aguero Mr Beast Brooklyn Beckham Malfoy Malfoy met him yeah Mr Beast was there as well yeah it was under A it was like Aguero Mr Beast Brooklyn Beckham Malfoy met him

Mr Beast was there as well yeah it was under Apso as in like we had no idea he was going to be there he was there doing the whole thing with us and

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oh yes well i met malfoy which was kind of sick 10 years in the way thing finally got the pick but then the second day people kept spinning out agu. Aguero spun out. Loads of people spun out. Mr. Beast crashed his car. Do you reckon he did it on purpose? No, you can... No, I know exactly. For a video? He hadn't had training. They let him in without any training.

So it's his second time in there, so he had a bit more confidence. He put too much torque on the corner. As you're turning, they're so easy to spin out. Mate, I died about 10 times in the sim. Yeah, legit. He crashed out, but it was the perfect crash. Have you seen it?

Yeah, there's like a couple spins. Perfect crash because... How have I seen it? It's all over internet. Online? Yeah. I'll show you. He crashed it.

I thought it was going to be this week on the internet, Tom's internet. He crashed it. We have very different conclusions. He didn't get hurt it only caused i think about 150 grand worth of damage oh yeah just uh and um but 150 grand at how minimal the actual crash was is still insane yeah i looked at the car so when the car got wheeled in

i looked at an honest honest god it looked like he just like curbed the wheel that's what I'm saying for it to be over 100k is mental it's crazy here it is this is him crashing it here how the fuck did he crash that

just put his pedal he would have put his foot down too quick that's 150 grams worth of damage mate he's going quite he's literally tapped the side of the thing

it's like you're supposed to be like really gradual yeah you have to if you honestly if you're going around a corner That's 150 grams worth of damage, mate. He's going quite... He's literally tapped the side of the thing. It's like, it's... You're supposed to be like really gradual. Yeah, you have to. If you... Honestly, if you're going around a corner,

if you go... Basically, if you accelerate too fast when you're not straight, you just go... Yeah. Spit it out.

Same with braking. You have to brake straight. Don't brake... Curve. But yeah, he crashed the car. That's peaceful. I didn't crash the car I didn't crash it but I did have a

does that mean you drove like a bitch though yeah they were well happy with that where did you finish in the end the team were happy

I finished like fifth or sixth out of like eleven people that's solid but mate fifth is pretty good there was one corner

that in my head so I lost grip and I held it I was like oh my fucking god i almost just died you look back on camera it just looks like a little wobble yeah yeah yeah it honestly felt like i was like on the edge of death well the videos that you showed me i was like oh mate that looks i bet that's slower watching than it was in real life it was like yeah it was about

160 miles an hour yeah Yeah. It just doesn't look... What the fuck is that? But on the straight, because I'm bigger than the FE driver, Nick DeVries... Is that who it was? Yeah, it was Nick. He went for Formula 1 and he didn't get a team, did he? No.

But he's won the FE Championship before. And he's on Mahindra as well? Yeah. Oh, shit. He hasn't won an F1 Championship. FE Championship. Oh, sorry. I sit taller in the seat. Right. and he's on Mahindra as well yeah oh shit so he he hasn't won an F1 championship FE championship oh sorry he I sit taller in the seat

right so on the straight the first the helmet was coming off oh no oh my god oh no we hadn't

because of the wind it was done I was getting dragged in the wind yeah yeah yeah so it was pulling my head up like that in the straight because I was going 160 miles an hour so he's bobbing

just flowing out so I got to look out for like that in the straight. I was going 160 mile an hour. And his body just flowing out. So I got to look out for like the 150 marker to start braking. Like, you're going 160. I need to brake hard at 150 to get around this corner. I was like, where's this marker? I fucking stare at it. So next time, the second day, we went.

I couldn't barely breathe. That's fucking beautiful. The only way the only way the wind is so strong at 160 miles an hour yeah I'd imagine it would be I was like but it's a G-force then you go

I'm actually very jealous of that I think that is like I was really sad when we went to France because the weather was shit

I was going to jump in for like a couple laps after filming I was I would have loved something like that

it's so much so that someone ended one lap early yeah to get you in no no no but we had to get you in no no no but we had to get

no we had to get I missed out on a lap no I came in early I drove third yeah you know I'm sure someone drove first I came in early

and then you must have got the full amount of time then you came in early and then it was just like I came in early but it means coming early I thought it was the hour yeah that's true

I called me in early because of the weather I actually love shit like that I will say it's definitely top two or top three things I've ever done in my howling that's true I called me in early because of the weather I actually love shit like that I will say it's definitely top two or top three things I've ever done in my life no that's like such a

that is such a once in a lifetime what about because of the adrenaline of just like I don't want to A die or B ruin would you have died though

could easily 160 mile an hour crashing yeah but it's all into like to be fair you wouldn't die but you'd probably be seriously hurt most crashes in Formula 1 that don't they don't even get hurt yeah but it's all into like to be fair you wouldn't die but you'd probably be seriously hurt

most crashes in Formula 1 don't even get hurt you would have been alright but it's not fucking good it's the impact you're not built

for that impact actually no yeah you would have fucking died there's a button that comes on if you crash and it registers

over 15 G's and the blue light comes on you have to be taken to hospital oh really yeah you have no you have no, you have no say.

Just imagine him just like, you'd have been in half. Totalling it in the side and he's getting out, takes his helmet off, you know, like fucking seven hour top gun and they're looking at the car going,

that's one and a half mil. Shit. Can I tell you how fit he looked though on that picture? Fuck me. I wanted a bit of Baker. Yeah, but Theo had a, Theo had a, Theo had a hypothesis as to why he looked so in that picture. Fuck me. I wanted a bit of Baker. Yeah, but Theo had a... Theo had a...

Theo had a hypothesis as to why he looked so fit. He said, because you can't see much of me at all. Yeah, he had a helmet on, but he looked... Oh, he was looking.

If I was Geordie that night, I would have been ripping your suit off. I actually thought that was a bit offensive when you said that to him. I actually didn't even mean it in that way.

It sounded like a dig on Twitter. I actually see... You're fitter the less I can see. I think I was with Charlie. I was like, Theo looks fit here. Mate, it was so much fun i would i want to do it honestly like the adrenaline was crazy yeah i was terrified i was knackered though more or less adrenaline than uh way more i'd be i'd be more jealous of the formula e thing than wemblue like that's one thing to do i think he's like you you come out it was only 20 minutes I came out shattered

I was like my triceps were aching my neck and the thing is it's like it's similar to because when you play Wembley

you kind of experience what it's like to be a footballer but not properly because of the competition if that's like the genuine car you do get like

the absolute proper it's serious life for death like it's like we're playing in a good golf course you are it is the same they said to us as well

they were like you know just so you know guys if you're not good golf course you are it is the same they said to us as well they were like you know just so you know guys if you're not aware of how cool this is more people have been to space than have driven

a Formula E car wow I'd rather go to space like bro that's still bitch ass cool meet an alien yeah I'm going to space one day in my life

because some things aren't beast mode some's are bitch ass I'm bringing bitch ass into some competition you're bringing that back as well yeah that was pretty bitch ass. I'm bringing bitch ass in as a competition. Right, you're bringing that back as well.

Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was pretty bitch ass. Obviously, all the names we mentioned, right, Aguero and that. And then sat the army on the plane from Dubai to Miami was Carlos Tevez. Oh yeah, he was out playing golf, wasn't he? He was playing golf in Dubai. No, it was Thailand.

Oh, really? Then I thought, why is he going Miami? Then I realised he must be mates with Aguero and Messi yep

but then Messi wasn't in the squad maybe he just has a house there or maybe he is in Miami yeah he's going to meet his friends maybe I don't know

did you get chatting with anyone like there like Mr Beast yeah what was he like he was like wait the game's on Saturday he didn't know he sort of knew but he was telling me he didn't realise it was this Saturday.

He was telling me his schedule. He hasn't been home in a month and a half. What's he like in person? So obviously you have the perception of Mr Beast on camera. He was just like, so just like normal. Bit like socially awkward. Yeah, you get that from him a bit. But just like a normal guy, just chatting about real things, real life.

Did he know who you were? Did you have to be like? Yeah, I met him before the football match charity match last year oh okay yeah and i got i got his team's really cool tariq's really cool as well and um he was telling me about his videos coming up he because he was filming a video as well they're fucking crazy yeah i imagine it's like a part of a bigger video yeah yeah but then he's also filming a video in africa soon which is really cool which is well i thought he's building hard like oh yeah he's doing a really good thing in africa yeah boring yeah he's pretty beast mode with what literally beast mode yeah literally the definition of beast mode i'd say actually yeah yeah he went yeah that is oh fucking hell that is beast mode no no yeah

I tried to Aguero yeah he was pretty beast mode can he speak English here and there yeah he can speak English but his translator sort of helped a little bit

oh right did you just track to Aguero or track to his channel no I tracked to Aguero but then sometimes he didn't know the word to say oh yeah he was pretty beast mode

did you say beast mode and his translator was like what is beast mode he was telling me tips and I was like well mode did you say beast mode and his translator was like what is beast mode he was telling me tips and I was like well he did spin out just now so maybe I shouldn't be

listening he's giving you tips tell us shut up who was 1, 2, 3 out of the theatre tips well driver 61 he was an actual

like he's an ex-pro driver driver 61 no no no but out of everyone that's not like an ex-pro I'll do this I'll tell you so when 61 plus this as an ex-pro driver driver 61 no no no but out of everyone that's not an ex-pro or

I'll do this I'll tell you so when 61 plus years driver 61 Duker he's like a Colombian

driving driving Instagram YouTuber he specialises in driving that's a little bit unfair isn't it Brooklyn wow

yeah Amelia Hartford she was third so she beat it okay yeah that's really good then Aguero and then I just missed out okay yeah that's really good then Aguero and then I just

missed out on Aguero I finished behind Aguero then Yes Theory Supercar Blondie I mean she's got 22 million Instagram followers is she a car YouTuber car YouTuber

tech YouTuber Vinnie Hacker yeah is she really fit is that why no we thought no with 22 million she's obviously like

and then Cleo Abrams she uh Megan Fox in Transformers kind of vibe you know Cleo was a again like a driving

tech people Renault Cleo Renault Renault Cleo and then Tom Felton as well he finished last

well he didn't drive the second day but he drove the first day so you got anything else crazy up in there or were you straight off to the Sidemen game where it gets juicy baby yeah i want to hear about sidemen man i want to i want to hear the behind the scenes world of that i find it quite

interesting we got out of the car at 6 p.m on the thursday and then went straight back to the hotel and got went straight to the airport to catch a flight overnight to training yeah so what so you did like a big training day that's the first ever training session yeah it is really cool actually yeah speed was like uh streaming the whole thing and at one point goes up to chip walks past him i don't know if you've seen the clip and he's like is that my manager and he's like chip just walks past us and see how and he runs up he's like yo yo you're the manager chip just looks at him him and says, get involved, mate. And then he just said, he just goes, okay.

He just goes off. He didn't even know the camera was on. You did. Say it on camera. Say it on camera. Go on. I think it is on camera. It's on someone's stream.

Yeah, it was on ours. We'll put it here. So we're all training in that, getting to know each other. And Chip's like, where the fuck is Jimmy? Where's Mr. Beast? Like, we should be doing it.

He's over there, like filming something. And he goes over, Jimmy, get involved in training we need you and Mr Beeson goes shoot

he must have been joking it's actually if there was no cameras on and he's being serious I don't know if the but he was being serious but Josh actually just walked off

Chip was like there's no way he's that rude he walked off no he's not I agree what was the that has to be a joke

Chip held that L by the way. He walked. He got shooed. Did he maybe not know who Chip was and he was just like sorry he's beneath

I think they were in the middle of filming his announcement video. Shoo. Shoo is terrible. If someone ever shoos you away

it's like you're a little fucking cat. You're a little jerk. I'd have to go. Mate, what can you do? What's he supposed to do he's either

you either fight him or you shoot if you get ego'd so hard you've been shooed you have to you have to hold him I don't know how he's ever going to recover from that

you'd have to slap him I know you do have two choices you slap him or I either go or you have to I ruined the announcement video or you shoo you have to shoo

I'd have to slap him I'm going to shoo this and then put my cock in his gorge I think it was a joke but uh it doesn't sound like a

joke chip backed off how did you hear but did you see this first time chip just

comes up and goes I just got shooed I just got shooed I just got shooed

I just got shooed it's kind of funny though um it's like getting caned

it was hilarious you just got shooed and then he and then he did this like so training went

really well we didn't I don't know just at me as well training went really well no we did yeah apparently training was sexy

we were like it was really unique I've never really experienced anything like that there was loads of cameras on us the whole time

we were like oh it must be fine but then the sidemen didn't have any cameras on them at all during training we were like hang on, it must be fine. Yeah. Sidemen didn't have any cameras on them at all during training. We were like, hang on a minute,

all the cameras were the boys, they were all live streaming. Yeah, speed stream. Oh, no way. There was cameramen, they followed around. Mr. Beast was already announced like way before it was announced.

Yeah, he was just live the whole time. How big's the camera of the camera? Just like a little DSLR set up with like an internet. And it goes straight to the, yeah.

Wow, that's crazy. It's good. And then he has a little mic and he just picks it up throughout the game. That's genius, man. It was like for Match for Hope, he was cutting to the match footage

to himself. I always wondered how the live ones worked. He didn't really notice it, but then you're like, then you're like chatting. Are you like on right now? So the only determining thing

of their stream going down is like battery. Yeah, essentially. Yeah. Or loose signal. They have loads of stuff, I guess. Yeah. It's pretty cool.

It is weird. Like they're always, what I noticed about the American streamers, they're always on. Yeah. Like always cool it is weird like they're always what I know about the American Swims they're always on yeah like always it's sort of crazy I don't know how

they must get so drained the thing is that would never work yeah there's not enough going on in England yeah like that sort of stuff in

America it's so it's so different yeah but they were all really nice like the phase phase look really cool no sound yeah did you ever see speed break

character at any point yeah yeah we we got Like the phase, phase looked really cool. No sound. Yeah. Did you ever see Speed break character at any point, Phil Baker? Yeah. We got it quite well. I feel like he's not a character though. He's not breaking character.

He's just, he's just relaxing. Just calms down sometimes, yeah. But that is him. Yeah. But he is just like, Joe.

Joe in Dubai was a bit like that. Yeah, but that is him. Yeah. I mean, it's an extension of yourself a little bit. Did he drink any piss in Dubai?

What, from his own knob? Well, someone else is him. I mean, it's an extension of yourself a little bit. Did he drink any piss in Dubai? What, from his own knob? Well, someone else's knob. No. He didn't have any bubbly. I did see after the game on the coach, Speed and Kai were just asleep. They were just like, they were wrapped. Chat with Logan Paul?

The only chat I had with him was after the game. Did he say thanks for creating boxing? Well, he said... I knew you were going to ask that. Well, he owes him a thank you. the only chat I had with him was after the game did he say thanks for creating boxing? well I knew you were going to ask that he said thank you for saving my career here's 10 million pounds this whole time you've been saying that he owes you so you better not bottle it, you should have went up and

brought up a chair what did you talk about? pretending I had it all together I need to escape my circumstances i am not a doormat stories that heal share yours together we are unsinkable we are unsinkable.com we talked about his um the celebration with jo with Joe. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait, hang on. Did you go,

hi, Logan, really enjoyed your celebration with Joe. And he went, thanks, man. Thanks, man.

George wanted a picture with him. So I took the picture with him and George. Right. And then we just got chatting. Okay. Yeah. That's beast mode. That was pretty,

yeah, pretty beast mode, I guess. But our training was cool. We had like dinner and that and then went to sleep. Was anyone a dickhead? Don't have to say the name.

Was anyone a dickhead? Just say yes or no. No. Really? Maybe two. I feel like in those situations, no one is going to be a dickhead. Everyone's riding such a

like communal high. Yeah, and it's not like there's anyone who's like, I don't know, like they're all pretty big creators in their own right. It's not like there's anyone

looking down the bus wasn't delayed leaving the hotel a half an hour though people were late weren't they yeah because speed weren't there

that's bad and Deji that would piss me off Deji was late just get on the fucking bus he was just late why were they late Deji stayed at his own house

what was speed's excuse they're on the same hotel Deji's obviously not. I know he's Speed. Yeah, that would do me head in. He's like, well, fucking leave. I'm going to tell him to get an Uber. But everyone was sound.

Everyone got on really well. I found out Danny Aarons didn't know Hey Jude. I don't believe this. I refuse to believe that. He didn't know the lyrics to Hey Jude. I could understand. No cameras were on. No, no, no. I could understand the song of Hey Jude

right because it's a long build up to Hey Jude I can completely understand him never hearing that or knowing that the chorus

there's absolutely no way he's never heard there's no way he didn't know a couple of the football songs and he's like

it's not my era surely there's a couple Spurs champs that are done with that pattern as well nah nah nah nah I doubt it

cheers but like in general that is a common Danny Aarons has definitely heard that let's call out to you Danny Aarons I'm calling you out

I'm not even calling him admit it I'm actually not even calling him a liar I'm not sure he's mistaken yeah he's listened to the rest

of the song and thought I've never heard this because to be fair it's not that isn't the most I can't even repeat most of the stuff like it's quite a long build-up to hey dude yeah you're right well i was on the dj on the bus i was dj as you were djing in the i've seen a thing where you

were why'd you say it like that dj you were djing in the changing rooms and you what you put on thick of it and speed was shouting you down. You quickly did what he said though. Well, obviously. I have to do what daddy tells me. I've got a few questions from listeners who wanted to ask you stuff about your experience.

for my next hair transplant. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, yeah. I saw that on TikTok earlier. Yeah, I uploaded it. Yes.

Oh yeah, it was on your own. I made Jinj send me the clip. Is he going to do it? No, off camera. Then he said, yeah, I ain't fucking

paying for it. He's a fucking scum. Yeah, you know. It was like a joke. He's a fucking scum. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know. It was like a joke. He said it was too expensive. Too much damage. Too much damage.

Oh. So Dan asks, who had the biggest chopper in the showers? Oh, 100% these are just your questions

that you've added somebody's name. Don't ruin the illusion. Sorry, yeah, no. Dan said. I actually didn't shower after the game. We could tell. I was too busy.

I was just trying to hide. I was trying to get the matchable signed. So I was going around everyone. I missed the showers. Everyone had already gone. So I was like, fuck's sake, I don't want to be too late. I want to see my family.

Yeah. But Joe did come up to me and said he saw Logan's dick in the shower. And, well, I know the answer, but go on, say it. Well, obviously,

like, he's a big guy, right? Big dick. Juicy. Is it a small dick or does it look small because it's a big?

Was it shaved? Come on, give me details. apparently, Logan Paul's got a tiny cock. Are you both on the same page here is that what you

were about to say the first thing I asked Theo when he came off after the game the first thing he asked me was whose cock did you see who had the biggest cock

he's like I haven't seen anyone's but Joe told me he saw Logan's and I was like alright any good and he went not as big as you think

but also like I'm going to say that anyway so I'm taking that as Logan Paul has got a tiny little cock another one is what's Sketch like

off camera really like innocent I guess who did you say Sketch he's very polite extremely polite

and personable I feel like he's different he's definitely different but he as in like to like I guess other people he just seems like a nice guy different. He's definitely different, but he, as in like, to like,

I guess, other people. He just seems like a nice guy. I think he's my favourite. Yeah, I really, I'm happy that that moment happened to him. Not for those reasons either.

I didn't really know much about it. I didn't, I've not seen much of his stuff or anything. Obviously, I know about the, the stuff he did before, I guess.

That's fucking, what, you don't know special teams, special players, special players? Special teams, special players, special players. He got big doing like, Madden. What's up, brother? Wait, what? That sketch, what's up, brother? No, you don't know special teams special players special players

he got big doing like Madden what's up brother wait what that sketch what's up brother no I know that sketch what's the special teams

what he do on Madden he goes special teams special players special players what's up brother what's up brother I thought it was just what's up brother

no no he's got loads of little sayings he was so nice but he was so nervous yeah I can imagine he was dripping with sweat with nerve it was nice but he was so nervous he was dripping with sweat with nerve

it was nice when he got the playoff I was really happy for him that was a good moment that was a good

decision by the higher ups to be like that moment deserved to go to there were so many good players that you could have

said deserved it but he was going to get it and then they gave it to him I feel like if you got that and all the other rewards it would have been over

yeah I'm glad he got it for someone who considered nine goals he played well yeah he did he exceeded expectations what about though the big after party

the game's over everyone's there massive session how'd it go what was it like it wasn't really a massive session it's exactly what I said would happen by the way when we were discussing it I can't even remember I was it like? It wasn't really a massive session. It's exactly what I said would happen, by the way,

when we were discussing it. I can't even remember. What did you say? I was saying, like, all the players are going to be so tired that by the time they get back, it will fizzle out. That's what I felt.

The high of the day. That's what I felt like after we fired. I got there and everyone was, like, drunk and that, but I just couldn't be arsed to drink. You're just tired. We stayed till it closed at one o'clock,

but we hadn't eaten as well. They had loads of food that was really nice, but all the Americans weren't there they were there for a little bit then left I think they were shattered but the people who made it

to the end are like me Chip Lachlan Vic and then like George Arthur

they didn't play but they were there Arthur and Arthur Batch Batch was there to the end yeah well Lou tried going he was going to walk

though, weren't you, mate? I was walking. I was halfway there and then you're like, oh, mate, it's over. I was tucked up in bed and Lou sent a picture from being like,

I'm still here outside Wembley. What time is that? How? I wasn't outside Wembley. You were, mate. You were. We were in the pub.

You were begging me. You weren't even there. Why didn't you come with Elliot to the after party? I got to an after party that I'm not invited to. You were. We were in the pub. You were begging me. You weren't even there. Why didn't you come with Elliot to the after party? I've gone to an after party that I'm not invited to. I told you to do that. No, I...

That's... I'm not invited to a party. I go get on the bus and then I'm there. That is so weird. Elliot didn't get on the bus, I don't think. We did it last time.

I know, but like... I don't... I would feel so uncomfortable being at a party. You wouldn't have to get on the friends and family bus if you hadn't got it to the stadium. That's what I mean, but I'd... Yeah, but you could have gone to the place. I know, but I don't I just I would feel so uncomfortable being at a party you wouldn't have to get on the friends and family bus if you hadn't got it to the stadium that's what I mean

but I'd yeah but you could have gone to the I know but I don't want to go just rock up randomly at an after party I'm not invited to that's really weird we did that last time

loads of people did it yeah loads of people did it and also loads of people that were supposed to go didn't go so there was space yeah I agree but I just

I don't feel I feel really socially awkward there and out of place without being wanted. Yeah, you did that anyway. Yeah. Oh, Joe was there to the end. All right.

Logan went to Box Park because he was trying out burgers. So that was going on. No, no, no. They had a pop-up. Yeah, they had a pop-up there. So the niggas mash-tagged

in the outside. Wait, before or after the game? After the game. Because we were there and like, oh, Logan's just left. Yeah. We went outside Wembley Stadium. To the pop-up there?

To the Box Park. that must have been carnage yeah he's got all bodyguards with him man his bodyguards are fucking oh yeah by the way Jesus Christ yeah he's insanely big

he's like 7'4 I'm not even joking you think Logan's big yeah the guards are crazy the guards they weren't the guards you would have thought

it would be some big cool szechuan me and Deji joined AMP oh don't start this again. Don't start this again. Oh, God. I don't even want to... You know, if you listen,

you don't even want to know what this is. It's fucking weird. Oh, that's so cool. It makes me feel sick. To be fair, even the party like two years ago, it was like only...

Like, it wasn't even a party. No, no, no. It was really small. The one two years ago was... Where was the one two years ago? It was just in a hotel in London, though. It was at the hotel. It was upstairs in the hotel. But the it was at the hotel it was upstairs in the hotel but the differences

with that one it was obviously they did all the training the day before so it's like a two day long whereas

the one the other year it was just the game yeah yeah yeah obviously he wasn't there he was crying in hospital I was crying in hospital so they just had the game so more people

were at the after party and like getting on it kind of thing but I can understand that one just being like we had a good day yeah it's borderline

the whole weekend's been this giant high as soon as it ends and having a party after that is really that one there was loads of like

tagger alongs like including us but you still we still did like shots in that yeah nice fucking I just realised

in the vlog we uploaded of our time on pitch side he deleted us me spanking you at the game. Who? Jamie. When I was on the kick. The other few little games, I beat him on kick football. Yeah, you lot came up to me in the after the game and were like,

Lewis ain't doing any of the challenges. No, he's not. Because he refused. Basically, you gave me a challenge too. You said we could choose for each other to go to someone and ask for a photo anyway logan paul comes past so he goes go and ask logan paul for a photo and i'm like okay it looked like he was going to the toilet with his bodyguards so i was like when he comes back i will he never reappears i think he might that's might be where he went anyway so in the meantime i was like okay you've

now chosen one for me the stipulation is you choose one for me i choose one for you cool that's the rule yeah rule so I said there's a seven year old boy over there go and ask him for a photo no I'm not doing that that's not in the that's not the rules

that's not the rules I said the rules are there are no rules so you're telling me Lewis is refusing to do a forfeit or anything

yeah once again a seven year old child so it's not legal I even asked Arthur who is basically a lawyer I went

is this illegal he went no by the way that's friends and family so it's like probably he's like someone's nephew who was playing with the kid

hey hey do you know who I am I'm Lewis from Pitchside do you want a picture yeah I didn't want to ask Logan Paul for a photo but I would have done it

why are you a big fan no I'm not looking for that Tom can I ask a question Lewis on the the other Saturday match did he become main character everywhere he went

I don't think he was in fact we just made I watched the vlog back a little bit he wasn't that the vlog edit does me actually

a bit dirty because like Jamie did cut out a lot of stuff that just because of the speed but it looked like I don't know

I don't think he's trying to be main character but he's just a content producer yeah he was definitely up for

trying to he definitely wasn't helping my illness you were encouraging me though no I was on about more forcing me to walk down Wembley Way

and shout also apparently you boys just didn't even include some of the challenges that I sent you we did no we did

we spoke this is a day turn I didn't get to give like notes on it so like there's a lot of stuff I recorded it five minutes before kickoff in the changing room

no you didn't yeah you looked at your challenge video there's your challenges and the challenge video you sent you said you said two challenges and then you keep filming and

going uh oh let me think of a third one you meant to cut that out in the edit you didn't even think of a you were doing it on the spot you were like oh yeah just kiss every

time there's a goal did you do that that's pretty smart the camera kept cutting we did the chant he started the chant with mash tag what did he do

the viking the thing is in that edit there's so much that's been cut out I feel like he cut out two of the other attempts where we were just doing it

it's his laughter that is encouraging though when you're like he cut out two of the other attempts where we were just doing it it's his laughter that is encouraging though when you're doing it and someone's laughing you want to keep doing it Meg said Meg said the first one was so embarrassing

on the vlog in the vlog you can see in the background she's wiping her like eyes literally three people joined in and he stood at the front in his vest

oh yeah you got it in the end no no it was the pauses in the and then he pauses for a good five seconds and I'm just like

dying oh I can't Mike's not that serious man you're at a Simon game have a little laugh you know what I mean no no but you were laughing

you encouraged me oh no you are very you're way better than me at things like that I just couldn't I sort of get off I really get off and embarrass people

so I although that's an embarrassing thing for me I sort of get off. I really get off and embarrassing people. So I, although that's an embarrassing thing for me, it doesn't feel embarrassing because I'm embarrassing you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if he wasn't even paying attention,

if he wasn't paying attention, I'd be like, yeah, if he didn't care, you get the embarrassment. Yeah, I get embarrassed. But because he cares, it's like reflective embarrassment. How was it for you lot

getting into the stadium? Can I ask? Oh, really easy. Terrible. Really easy. Oh. I put my hood up, my sunglasses on and my cap so oh we didn't really know it's terrible why was it why was it it wasn't that bad

stages and i and i basically just kept my head down and walked all the way but they obviously didn't no they were more than wembley why White. They were filming and then... With 30,000... With a camera out. No, didn't you say, here's Tom Garrett? Yeah. I love it. Guys, it's Tom! I didn't actually see it loud. I didn't see it loud.

And the problem is, you know what the worst thing is? People, one person asks for a photo and other people don't even know who I am. They probably don't and then they just see

someone having a photo so they want to... The floodgates happen after one picture. Yes. Did you stop for the photo? Yes, obviously. You should say, yeah, but keep walking. I'm trying to and then he's got a stupid fucking jester having a photo the floodgates happen after one picture did you stop for the photo yes obviously you should say

yeah but keep walking I'm trying to and then he's got a stupid fucking jester hat on drawing attention

and I'm like let's just walk and he's like no one needs to get a b-roll stood in the middle of everyone so I'm just

stood there like that just getting bombarded and he finds it funny that's funny it is funny don't get me wrong

I'm not claiming to be fucking David Beckham. You are. You felt like it. You're in the context of where you are. The context of that game. Everyone there. Yeah, absolutely. Are involved.

They know about these scenes. It's good for the vlog though. It's good for the vlog. Get in there. Get amongst the prisoners. I can imagine he was just laughing. I just thought it was funny. He wasn't even involved in the vlog.

Did he not even include it? No. Yeah, Jamie cut that shit Lewis just for his own personal wang bang I just thought it was funny man no we had to get on Webley Way

because it was a good season it was packed out it was like weird yeah but it but he didn't get on the vlog it takes so long though I didn't edit the vlog I would have kept

some of it you definitely did notes on the vlog I didn't give it I promise you I didn't see any of that vlog you know it didn of that everyone was lovely and it was fine

but other than one knobhead who oh here we go this fucks me off so much so much when someone sees me

can you make a prediction what you think he's going to I think he's going to be saying like I don't know who you are but can I have a picture what about you

what's your thoughts yeah something to do with my child or person I know loves you but let's have a picture I don't give a shit about who you are but let's get a picture what about you what's your thoughts yeah something to do with my child or person I know loves you but let's have a photo I don't give a shit about who you are

but let's get a picture no very close see there was a guy and then I think his mate and then someone else he come over and asked me for a photo

and gave his phone to his mate and his mate was like I don't even know who he is and I was like what I don't know who you are who says that

who says that to a random imagine me walking up to someone at Sainsbury's and going I don't know who you are who says that who says that to a random imagine me walking up to someone at Sainsbury's and going I don't know who you are okay what do you want me to say

to that like it's just weird did you take the picture yeah I don't know who you are but click yeah fucking take the picture

you knobhead but what did you say what did you say I didn't say I just looked at him like alright so you said nothing no I said nothing yeah shit myself but in your head but in didn't say I just looked at him like alright so you said nothing no I said nothing

yeah shit myself but in your head but in your head you were swearing at him yeah I knew as soon as he said it I was like

oh Tom's gone I just thought what a weird thing I just find it such a strange thing to say I don't know who you are it's just generally just so belittling

for no reason yeah like you don't even need to add that just keep it in your head just take just bro just put the fries in the bag bro and take the

photo you fat lumb but you had a great day it was good it was enjoyable I'm glad that there were so many goals

because at points in the game it did get eerily quiet did it yeah there was no chanting only because

nothing was happening exactly that was all but well they were chanting I couldn't hear it from that

side there was no screamers was was there? Pardon? I'm trying to think. Christie's was probably the most... Yeah.

It looks better on camera, doesn't it? Yeah. That's because you weren't shooting. Well, I'm trying to think what... Would probably help

if you shot outside the box. I think the best goal was Kaj Sanat's. I can't remember that one. Yeah, but even then... Oh, the tap in, though. Yeah, but he's tapped in from three yards.

My header. No, your one was the best. The right foot shot. Yeah, probably. Oh, call it shouting at them. Oh, Ginge playing it long. And then I was literally, I was

sat next to Seb at that time and I was like, anyone but Theo just leave the ball here. Every single person bar you was on. Do you know why though? I was screaming,

screaming. I'm like, do not touch the football. I shouted, leave it. Did you shout, do you know who I am? Get out of the way. I said, do you know why though I was screaming I'm like donut touch it's not football I shouted leave it did you shout do you know who I am get out of the way

do you know who I am let me do this and then you went this is about to be beast mode it was a smart decision because otherwise it was just blatantly offside

but you're not allowed to shout leave it you're not allowed to shout leave it oh yeah because in a charity they're really going to pull you

trust me I shouted leave it but also Mark Klamberg and his what like lethal bizzle yeah leave it yeah also shut your mouthlamberg and his con. What, like Lethal Bizzle? Yeah. Leave it, yeah? Also, shut your mouth.

And that was it? Not all the craziness happening in the change rooms behind the scenes? Speed and Chip had a few disagreements. You've been over that? As gaffer and captain. Not in this episode, I don't think. No. You spoke about it.

I don't know. No, you didn't. Oh, sorry, that was Mr. Beast. Sorry. Go on. They had a few tactical decisions that they didn't agree with in each with each other just does speed even know any tactics well to be fair he was speaking sense actually he's like why man why you take off theo and chris man oh so that's why he's talking sense

he's like i really want to win you did then at halftime jimmy was like, hey man. Why is he fucking? El, El, hear me? Hey man. Hey Omri. We need to get Theo back on the pitch, man.

We need to get Theo and Chris back on, man. Theo's the GOAT. He didn't say the GOAT. Yeah, he did. I was fuming

because I hadn't vlogged it. He didn't say the GOAT. He did. If he did, then he needs to. Eyebrows. What? Eyebrows.

What? Eyebrows. You know what eyebrows is, right? If you're lying, you needs to... Eyebrows. What? Eyebrows. What? Eyebrows. You know what eyebrows is, right? If you're lying, you have to shave your eyebrows. I've never heard of that. If you're telling the truth, you can keep your eyebrows. Yeah, eyebrows. Okay, I keep my eyebrows.

I've never heard of that. Really? He said Theo's the guy. Yeah, I was like, can you say that one more time on camera, please? Did you though? No. I said to Will next to me, I said, fuck's sake, I wasn't vlogging. We had the whole flag fiasco as well

yeah talk to me about that flag I don't know what's it all I ordered a custom flag for us to hold up which is on screen now which by the way

Lewis then texted me saying hey mate can you just send me a challenge where I have to order a custom flag and shit no it was get YouTubers in pictures

in front of the flag so our challenges aren't honest or legit you've just ruined all the challenges he gave us three challenges normally it's five we only did two anyway we didn't even use them yeah we've just ruined all the challenges. He gave us three challenges. He normally has five.

We only did two. You didn't even use them. Yeah, we didn't even do the second one. And they're not even in the vid. Oh, we did the point as well, but I didn't fully finish it. We didn't spit out.

Before you tell us about the flag, Luke. Yes, so I go to order a flag. It's basically, if you listen, it's an England flag and then in one corner it's him with the mullet.

You said a flight then? In the top right, it says we are the Baker Boys with the bulldog. We are the Baker Boys. At top right it says we are the Baker Boys with the bulldog we are the Baker Boys at the bottom left it says the original half iron man

and then the bottom right it's Paul Breach and an iron why have you got him on it anywho we order it and by the way to get this

what's that saying we getting it on time I was literally I was up at 7 o'clock ringing this fucking print company that's fine mate because you've been up at 7 o'clock ringing this fucking printing company but that's fine mate because you've been up

from 5am to 5am you've been grinding for two hours at that point also can I say you are having a go at us constantly

about how our work is so not work you're ordering a flag this is so stressful I was see is ordering a flag stressful

no it's not it is when it's next to delivery and I'm finally getting it through to him and it's like at this point it's probably 8, half 8 when I'm on the phone with like a flag stressful no it's not it is when it's next day delivery and I finally get through to him and it's like at this point it's probably 8.30 when I'm on the phone

with him like look I need it by tomorrow otherwise I don't need it all I'm saying it's for this reason whatever and they're like

yeah we can do it and like the design's getting fucked up and we had to get it submitted by 9 we end up getting submitted at 8.57 so I'm like

thank fuck it arrives there's like a 90% chance it would arrive wait it took more than 20 minutes to design the flag that you showed me yes

that in itself is a crime I've seen it and honestly that would have taken me like less it looks like a chimp just got an iPad

it's more about the creativity now their site wasn't working and stuff anyways it arrives seems like a lie I open it up are you telling me they're the only flag place for next year have seen now the site their site wasn't working and stuff oh anyways it arrives like a lie i open it up are you telling me they're the only flag place for next day yeah these are the only ones

i could find that were good yeah it's hard to get a custom flow we're good they're clearly not good yeah exactly yeah i was trying to fucking find out my god so anyways it arrives i open it up i'm like what the fuck's this it's a colorful stripes all over it and there's bear on it and it's got like utb on his shirt i'm like what the fuck so i was like yeah is this have i got some kids sports teams like flag or something you don't know what you want yeah i was like have i got some sports? I can't believe I had to Google the bear on the front. He was telling me a very detailed background

of this bear in the flat. What does the bear mean? I found out, no, I found out because I laid out flat, I took a picture, I put it into Google image search. Oh, I'm sure you did.

Google image search came up with a picture on someone's Twitter. I was like, what the fuck's this? And it was a furry account and I was like, what the fuck?

I saved that image which was a high quality image google image searched that it came up with this game where there's a gay bear and it's a horror film I was like what the fuck so it's a gay furry bear and then I was like oh these stripes maybe that's like one of the flag things for like pride and that search that it's specifically the gay men's pride flag so someone's got a gay fairy bear and a gay but gay pride flag

which is quite fitting for a Theo Baker flag as a substitute well you'll only know exactly the about wait look hang on hang on why is that thing because you're a

cuddly loving person oh why is that thing for bears are cuddly and loving but what's that to do and it had UTB on it up the baker. I think they are.

I think that's very aggressive and deadly. Wait, Luke, I don't get what you're trying to say. Had UTV on his top, up the baker. Why is that fitting to the gay fact? UTV.

Does that mean up the bum? It might actually mean that. It's actually going to be... I don't get what you're trying to imply. I'm not implying... I don't know why you're taking it down the wrong route. Who says it's the wrong route?

Some people think that's the wrong route. Yeah, well, I don't get... Wrong route in terms of what I meant. You're really digging yourself in a hole here. Sometimes, mate, when... I was out supporting fucking Gear Pride. When the river runs red, you've got to take the dirt track.

So anyways, I have that, and I'm like, fuck's sake. So I start trying to find Gear Pride events around London, because I'm like somewhere... Somewhere? Oh, God. I thought,

oh, I better keep doing my research as to what's gone wrong with the flag because of this flag I have to just go to all these

gay pride events yeah and I somehow loaded up Pornhub at the same time oh you don't help yourself

Theo so I'm like I'm searching up gay pride events and I'm messaging like people who I know and mates who I know who are gay who might you I'm messaging like people who I know,

mates who I know who are gay, who might, you know, know. Okay, now really? I messaged all the gays. Yeah, you were like, I have mates who are more in tune. I'll message my gay friends to see what's happening. Well, they might know if there's a pride event. You didn't ask me.

Lou, why have you done so much research? Yeah, I was so desperate to get the flag back. Why didn't you just put it on your story and say, what does this mean? I did. This was all played out on my story. I what does it mean I did this was all played out on my story so rather than

rather than going straight to the source of where the problem is the flag manufacturer and deliverer you've gone right let me try

and find the exact person who might have the flag that I've got I did try that and I was ringing them because the guy the morning before it arrived the guy rang me who was like one of the higher up people in the company caught when that like we're at the fellow studios he's like yeah big fan do you have

any printing needs blah blah blah i call this guy back up so luckily i've got like a higher up guy's number i'm like what the fuck's happening i've told you what do you actually need i said i told you i need this tomorrow and it's arrived and I've got a bear and like a stripy flag I'm like we need it tomorrow I was like oh yeah sorry and then it's like Simon's trying to look into it he's like

you know a big fan of the fellow studios I'm there he's winding me up I was like so annoyed anyways he's just like yeah there's nothing we can do it'll come Tuesday

I'll refund I was like refund but you got so you got a free flag you got a free flag and you ended up going to loads of gay pride events so I don't understand but it's free actually you got a free flag you got a free flag and you ended up going to loads of gay pride events

so I don't understand it's very true actually you got a free flag more than one way and you had a great time about it and you got loads of free TikTok

so I messaged a furry group oh sorry this is getting really gay now a little bit excessive mate so

I did a fuck in this bloke to try and find out where the flag I went down I went to try and find out where the flag I went down I went down the rabbit hole of where my flag disappeared and now I'm married to Steve

so I ended up flying to Thailand because why did you fly to Thailand I don't know I'm going there on Wednesday I know why mate so shout out to

London Furs mate what have you actually so I said and this is what he does I know why, mate. So shout out to London Furs. Mate, what have you actually... So I say... And this is what he does when he says he's so busy. This is mental, by the way. You're chasing down a flag. By the way, this is before my shift has even started. I start work at nine or ten.

This is extra labor. Were you doing this on the company computers, typing in all these... I hope by myself, don't you worry. Can I just ask? Lewis. Lewis, can I just say that, like, you know you, like,

we talk about next week how, like, you bring stress on yourself. Like, you know you could just not have done this. Yeah, absolutely. I've wanted it so bad. I thought it was funny. What? I'm sorry.

Like, Lewis, you didn't need to do this. You're adding more stress to it. You didn't need to do this. But I wanted it for the video it would be a good video you also said you went down a rabbit hole of watching tons and tons

of gay porn to see if the flag came on the screen wait are you only doing this though because you wanted to get your own TikTok out of it no this wasn't for my TikTok what do

would they get the flag I wanted because for the vlog we would have had like mash tag in front of the bit of the flag loads of YouTube and it would have been funny

and it would have been like a good thing for the vlog well you did but just with the wrong flag no oh no well I want to no because then I was like he kept asking me to like

parade it round I was like no because if there's actually gay people here we're supporting them but you're not though and he was like yeah but we did

it's an accident he came and said yeah but on the looks of it seeing us just parade this it seems like we're taking the picture I don't think so I think I do it with love I do came and said yeah but on the looks of it seeing us just pervasive it seems like we're taking the piss I don't think so

I do it with love I do it with love man but nobody that is not how it would work I think it was that's not the event to do it at yeah

the Sidemen charity match going we support gays yeah I feel I'm just reading the comments on your TikTok so you did do all this

well that's included every minute long by the way so it's actually... Oh, it's a bit... Oh, no. Not monetised. You reposted. Fucking hell.

Did I? Yeah. By accident, probably. Anyway, so I messaged London first. I messaged London first saying, hi, guys. Trying to find my flag. Any room for a new one?

People are saying that you might have an idea of the one. This is my location. I sent the picture of the flag I'm 26 I'm a male

and I'm from Fishburn sent the picture of the bear he says oh happy to meet in a park I said do you recognise this

he said nope looks cool though what what the picture of your cock and then he said ah man do you know

any events that might be happening and cock and then he said ah man do you I said do you know any events that might be happening or an order on this and he said yeah I'll keep you updated mate do you know the more you're going into these

are you realising I just weird you are fucking I was so deep I was like I'm fucking getting this flag and then you've got to go to work

yeah that's what we've established from he said that's a bear flag right and I found that a weird response cause I was like yeah can he not

fucking see it I'm like you're a fucking idiot come on thanks the bloke he's a wookie a bear no to that one that's what I'm pulling

so there's a wookie um I said yes from what I found it's from a game called archers he said amazing the flag is like a pride flag for gay men and the gay bear from a furry

video game and then he asked what flag were we waiting for i had to send over that one what to the to the furry group again he didn't have to do that yeah that man in the top there yeah he could come in he said slight different mix-up dude dude. Big John's here. Dude, good luck. And then he said, good luck in my next fight. He said that to you? Yeah. Oh. The guy that owns the first.

I might do a video of the furries. He knows who you are. I know I'm a bit annoyed with that because I messaged, I emailed these before and they turned us down and now he's quite sad. Sorry, how many comments

such do you have? Hang on. This does not sound good, mate. We're now pen pals. You've tried to get into the group originally.

They've said no, leave us alone. And you've gone, I'm missing a flag. Can I come to the group anyway? No, because for my own channel, I want

to do like bits with people who I find like loving. Yeah, but like people who do abnormal things to the usual. Because I'm a weird guy.'m a weird guy so i want to hang around people who are weird as well in the wrong way not you have to be gay to be a furry you don't be gay to be furry i thought the whole group was like gay

that's like a gay bear no that's a gay bear you can be a furry but it doesn't mean all furries are gay can we calm it down but no I wanted to do like so if you're from the furries can you join in with one

please oh my god he's even asking on air as well three different times and also if you have Theo's flag

because some bastard out there has Theo's fucking flag oh no they all comment on your tiktok everyone has it oh yeah I want it back well you know you got refund well that was that was a good update out there as Theo's fucking flag. Oh no, they all commented on your TikTok, everyone has it. Oh yeah. I wanted that.

Well you know, you got refunded. Well that was a good update. You can't get the flag mate if they said we'll offer you a refund.

No because he's on Did they deliver the flag out? They would have been delivered my flag to someone else. Whoever owned my flag, the one I got,

has the Theo one. But no one's asked you for their original So there's someone who's expecting a gay bear with the gay men's pride flag and they've received

Theo Baker and they've gone fucking hell we'll just keep this even better yeah this is called Would You Reaver

ahhh I like this segment already I like this segment already that name is fucking beast mode it depends how quickly we get through each of them I could do a couple

but it's up to you. Would you rather have unlimited money, but no close relationships, or deep, meaningful relationships, but also always struggle financially? Say that again. Would you rather have unlimited money, but no close relationships,

or deep, meaningful relationships, but always struggle financially? So you obviously, like... How much of us struggle, though? Like, homeless? Or like... Your paycheck-to-paycheck, kind of, like... Oh. A lot of people live like that. But you obviously like... How much of a struggle though? Like homeless? Or like... Your paycheck to paycheck kind of like...

A lot of people live like that. But you'll be fulfilled. Yeah. And yeah, that's... That is tough, isn't it? I think that's more fulfilling than having no closeness to anyone.

Because the obvious answer is obviously I'll choose no money and have deep meaningful relationships. But also, your life would be a con... It'd be stressful you got but what was it again uh unlimited money but no close relationships or deep meaningful

relationships but always struggle financially you can't just be lonely forever no but you can have relationships people just not deep ones that's not very nice yeah i'll probably choose unlimited money do you know what though actually i, I can see why you'd choose it. Why? A lot of parts. It's about struggling. Because. But the whole point of life is like.

No, I understand that. And I want to say that, but also like. You can say it. But when, if you are living paycheck to paycheck though, would you. Not even that. No, living paycheck to paycheck, I don't consider struggling. No, you're saying like you're really. I'm worse than that then.

You're in so much debt. You're in all of this. Yeah, that's not... Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fuck that. Oh, fucking hell. That's a bit aggressive.

You're about to feel aggressive. I think if you were like... If you're homeless and you're in so much debt, and someone said to you, you can have unlimited money. I didn't say homeless. No, but let's take it. Let's make it even worse. Struggling to me is like unlimited money. I didn't say homeless. No, but let's take it, let's make it even worse.

Struggling to me is like... Struggling financially doesn't mean homeless. No, but I'd say a considerable amount of the UK live paycheck to paycheck. I wouldn't say that's struggling.

No, I agree. I would agree with you more now. Struggling would be like, oh, I'm not even going to say it because it's mean if people are watching you. But let's just say you're homeless,

you're jobless. No, not homeless. Let's say... You're on the street. Jobless or you're on, you're jobless. No, not homeless. Let's say you're on the street. Jobless or you're on, you need, I don't know, this is weird. I think it's money.

I think it's money. I choose the money. I think a lot of people would say I would sacrifice my friendships to be out of this position. Yeah, at that point

where you have all the stress. I think more than you, I think more. That's a good point. They probably would do that but don't you go the other end of the spectrum

where like billionaires are like, I'm just never fulfilled. True, but I'd rather be never fulfilled and I can at least do shit and enjoy my life. You can still go skiing with your mates, you just can't have deep DMCs. DMCs. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, no, they're all... But that is, yeah. I know it's a superficial answer, but it's an honest answer. Yeah. Would you rather always have to take the blame for things you didn't do or never be able to take credit for the things you did? Definitely never be able to take credit for things I did.

I think getting the blame for something you didn't do is the worst feeling. I do agree with that. It's so frustrating for other people to perceive you as the culprit when in reality you know the truth. Do you know what's even worse? When people go, you're only when in reality you know the truth. And do you know what's even worse? When people go, you're only getting angry because you know

I'm getting angry because I know I haven't fucking done it. Yeah, 100%. Should I fucking bend over? It's so jarring, isn't it? And the more angry you

get, the more they don't believe you. So things you do though is someone else there like taking all the credit. No. Because that's

irritating as well. I won't bother me. It's a bit annoying. You could be semi-humble and like knowing yourself that you've achieved something but you just don't

get a credit. But what happens if like you score a hat-trick at Wembley and then like... I don't know how that would play out

in this system. How do I not take the credit for that? I did it. Because people say it's only because of you teammates. Fair enough.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and you know you scored it. They were good ones. But what happens... Can I do a high rock still and talk about it no that's part of the rule isn't it

would you rather be given the chance to change one major regret or see exactly how your future will play out oh I don't want either change your regret

that's a bit of a weird one I think change your regret oh that's a good question nah because that might have a butterfly effect and then you might like disappear no change your regret

but everything still works out yeah but it just carries on definitely change your regret I know exactly what I'd change what would you change I don't think I want to see my future what would you change

I'm not going to say it so harsh I don't think I want to see my future play out so harsh I don't think I want to see my future play out I don't want to see that

I think experience to me has to happen yeah I think yeah I'd go change but I don't know what I'd change maybe like a horse that lost

would you rather be respected but feared or loved but not taken seriously respected but feared really I am loved and not taken seriously

that's me yeah I'd go for second one I feel the same I wish you guys took me more seriously I agree man respected but feared

you get shit done man nah but then you just you seem like man. Nah, but then you just seem like an arsehole. Yeah, then you just seem cold to people, don't you? I would say like Putin's respected,

but feared. No, he's not. Putin's not respected. Putin's not respected. In general terms, he is. Putin is not respected. He's invaded

a country. But he would still be... He's not respected. He's feared. He's not respected. Oh, well well fair enough okay would you rather have fingers that scream

when you touch things or toes that giggle when you walk toes that giggle does it tickle how loud is it oh how loud oh man

you can't you wouldn't touch anything imagine walking how do you go to sleep how do you go to sleep how do you go to sleep how do you sleep how do you sleep oh god what do you mean your hands are on do you go to sleep? How do you sleep? How do you sleep?

Oh, God. What do you mean? Your hands are on the bed. Oh, yeah. I pick the toes. Can you wear gloves? Oh, if you wear gloves, I'll be a toes.

Yeah, definitely toes. Definitely wear... It's toes one, isn't it? Well, if you're putting your hands in gloves, they're touching things. You definitely... But your step count

would go down. Also, a marathon would be annoying. Well, you wouldn't hear it. You'd put headphones in. Everyone else would. Does it tickle? Yeah, it's just

fuck is that who's laughing I don't know if it tickles how would I know that that's not part of the question yeah I'd have to if they're giggling I'd just presume it tickles

well this is pretty relevant to Lewis would you rather always smell like garlic or always smell like wet dog because you you smell like some sort of hybrid anyway

garlic garlic's quite nice no it's I don't know if the smell of garlic's nice wet dog is just grim yeah it's just garlic's quite tasty no it's I don't know if the smell of garlic's nice wet dog is just grim yeah it's just bad garlic's quite tasty

and then the final one because obviously I can't just keep doing this forever and I'll save some more would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to yell whisper

whisper yell I feel like I already do that yeah you are really loud actually I can't help it annoyingly loud I can't hear you what are you saying

I can't hear you what are you saying I've got no I can't hear you. What are you saying? I can't hear you. What are you saying? I've got... No, I can't hear you. Speak a bit louder. I've got a dildo in my house. And that was... Reef that again.

That's not what it was called. What was it? And I have loads more. It was... Would you reaver? Also, put your would you reavers in the comments as well. No, reaving. I enjoyed that a lot.

You created a new segment. What would you reave? It was called. Why No Reeve-ing. I enjoyed that a lot. You created a new segment. What would you Reeve-ing? It was called. Why do you Reeve? Reeve-ing. Yeah, he said do something. Actually, do you know the reason why I created this segment?

Because he let other people take control. It's because, Lewis, I'm out of paradoxes. Something else needs to be brought in. And I'm so busy, I can't think of anything. You're going to have to think

I haven't got time at the moment sorting loads of shit. Yeah, like messaging furries. Yeah. Yeah. Trying to get, literally watching gay porn on work time I

didn't take a dinner break today guys neither did we oh no you went and got food no we didn't I put it in the bin for you

when I ate when you tell me you've not ate food today when have you ate food today

when I ask okay well on that note guys we'll see you next week. Weird five stars. Where Lewis will be in the same clothes. Like and subscribe. And kiss me.

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