Back Side - YouTubers Drunk Day Out, Theo Hosts A Quiz & Lewis Invents A New Colour!

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

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you've got a date in the diary for stag number two which is going to be tom's yes and you're going to get a christmas special when you're in space does the astronaut sperm like are they like what the f*** going on here we actually might be immortal and they've left like not crisp rapper but like they left something behind, like aliens, like they'll go to the shops and they'll eat food. Aliens may not actually have human concepts. Oh my god, you were the thickest person I've ever seen in life. Hell yeah.

Yeah, Ruinly. Yeah, thanks for 50 guys. Have you watched Peace Maker? Did John Cena? It's season. It's like two seasons of it. I've been meaning to watch it. I wanna watch.

It's like 90% of Rotten tomatoes. Yeah, it's really hard. I'm actually, it's quite, um, promising DC now. James Gunn's doing it all. He did like Guardians of Galaxy and that. I saw a big tweet about it's like, the John Senors is the rock. everything the Rock wanted to be if he didn't put in his contract

he has to win every fight. Yeah, well, Rock's trying to go all on his off-go-run now. That can't be true because he lost two fights in the smashing machine. Spoiler alert. No, no, because he's...

What? Have you seen it? Yeah. He's changing his whole thing now, though, aren't he? Oh, I haven't seen it yet. It's a true story. Yeah, no. I don't know a story. No, I'm not familiar with the...

Joking, anyway. Oh, the hell. It's a very good film, by the way. Emily Blunt is fantastic in it. Yeah, is she? He fancier. Oh, yes. What?

Oh, we found Lizard Man. We didn't even need to go to America for it. He was right here all along. Tom, we know we started. Have we? Oh, fuck, I didn't realize. No, it's okay. We haven't started because the camera's been on YouTube for last one.

What do you think of me, guys? What do you think I'm wearing? Buck it on in you, my protein chores. I can look kind of hard. Yeah. Feel hard. Like British autumn, British winter. It looked like a schedule.

Mendel. He's been... sucked through the mouth of a lizard. Oh, my God. I'm not the lizard man. The Lewis fan. Oh, yes. I'm going to pick this off because I can't hear it.

You also can't see him. I discovered Reeves' second life that he's been living. Oh, here we go. He's been caught out. Believe it or not. He's actually part of an Australian band. I promise you, this is fucking Reeve. Okay, right.

I can't see. I can't see it down. I don't know how to show it. You need to get it down to it up on there. Also, we're going to get copyrighted. Yeah, what if they're actually... Actually, but you can't copyright us because you're here. Oh, yeah, that's true. Actually, I am in that band.

He's part of the... No, he's part of the butler's music. Okay. Because you're a butler. Naked butler. That fucker. Well, you can see him there. You can see him right there. Is that not you?

Let's have a look. I'm going to mute it. Yeah, because we're going to get copyrighting. It's a video. No, because it was the thumbnail. It does look like. Wait, I'm not even, can I see? Oh, my God, that's fucking Reeve.

It's Reeve. It's Reeve. It does look like Reeve. It's Reeve if he moved to us. Australia. I reckon, right? If you're watching this, type in the butler's... Hey.

Don't burn off the show. Hey. Oh, what? You're really getting a behind the scenes look at this shit podcast now, aren't you? Yeah, Lou, you've got to... You can see both of the tellies. Lou, you've really nailed it. This is looking great.

Oh, my God. All of this is staying in, by the way. Yeah, thanks for 50K. Yeah, this is fantastic here, Lou. You're nailing it. Great job here, Lou. You can see all the lights. Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Yeah, that's right, keep it like that. Yeah, Lou, keep it like that. You've just moved it. Great job here, Lou. What's been going on? You just tilted it. It looked fine.

Wait, wait, hang on. Wait, point it up more, a little bit more hot, up. There we go, perfect. Do you know what I realize? What is interesting about this set is actually, I think we are too much of a semicircle. We should all, you know, in the white wall, we're a bit. more straight now we're a bit too bent i think it never used to be like the chairs have slowly moved further and these used to be like touching on this side and now you show's a fucking a shaman you

like that the lamp the fucking lamp hasn't even got table before the lamps on where's our table what's going on who's stealing our table people literally coming in just like wrecked don't even have the table guys if you are part of the higher ups at fellow studio this is a call out to everyone working in the higher ups okay stop stealing ourselves Set, every week we come in and there's something missing. I feel like the fellas are playing a joke on us. Why is it over there? Oh, you've got Moved for Chips episode, isn't it?

No, but I think someone's playing a prank on us, and every week they're trying to take something off our set until there's nothing on the set and we haven't realized. The Tom needs to come out of eye. That would be quite a funny prank to do, actually. Do you not think? I'd be curious. Take one thing off the set every week until they realize.

Can we get a screenshot of like this set on like the first episode when we're here and we'll be able to see everything that's slowly move? I do that. I do think the best set was when we were just... White Wall? White Wall. Oh, I don't know, which one's that? White Wall.

When we started? No, no, no, no, no. Well, we were in, like, that corner and, like, the club used to be. Maybe. When I told the story about the guy in Everest. Yeah, that was next to Wofflin. Yeah, that's, we've had, like, five different spots. There's a new guy in Everest.

Have you seen? Have you seen the guy who skied down, Everest? Yeah, Rebel guy. You see how much he was coughing? He was one of a bit slow as well. I expected him to pick up the most speed. He was a bit slow. He's at 8,000 meters.

I know, but, like, well, he's skiing. At that's skiing. Yeah, it's probably more difficult than going down a... I know, but the point of doing it from Everest is get a bit of speed. You know what happened to the last person who tried to ski down Everest? What? They died. Put the sausage up their ass.

Might think you're actually. But why do it then? Break record. It's ready. Yeah, it's interesting to try and break. Pushing the... It has got me very excited for my ski trip. Oh, a ski trip.

Not that. No. What are you going? I think we're going to do... Valterent. I mean, you're all more than welcome. When you're going, we should line after all the way at the same time. It's more of a joint 30th for me and me and some of the lads.

That's interesting. What? No, no reason. Yeah, I can go on more than one holiday. Well, it's not, you're not the anyone turns 30 next year, Tom. Yeah, I know, but I haven't been invited to any of yours on your 30. That's a good point, actually. I decided, yeah.

Well, then, so what you want to be 30? Mark. You're 29? I know. Fucking hell, are you? I thought you were on, like, a year older than me. You're a baby, aren't you? You're 22? 27? Yeah, thank you. I look like I'm 35. You look 30. No, genuinely like... Yeah, you look 40. I might actually send you a picture from like when

I first started on pitch side. I just like, I looked so much better like as a human. No, you didn't. You have aged a lot. I've aged tons, mate. You've grown facial hair. It's fine. No, it's more like just the skin looks unhealthy now. I think you, I just think you look more man me, mate. No, sunlight. Oh yeah, I, speaking of losing hair, I had a message from Cali. yesterday. He basically messaged me saying, like, I'm so sorry to hear. Like, what the fuck is he on about? He just saw a photo. He'd been talking to Arthur and like, he found out that I didn't go on finestride after my hair transplant. He was like, I'm so sorry to hear. No wonder it. It didn't work. And he was like genuinely sad for me. I was like finestriads not how it

worse. It looks at side effects. I don't know what finestride is. Basically stops your hair falling out. Oh, so it wasn't like a backhanded. No, he actually felt like, badam, your hair could have been good after your transplant if you actually just took this thing. Why didn't you take it? I took some herbal remedies instead. Had he had a drink or something? Erable remedies. No, he's just like, concerned.

Maybe it's because you can, like, relate to that at the moment. Talking of drink, we had a drinky poo on Saturday. Yes, we did, go ahead, so we reenact it. Oh, yeah, we were getting. By the way, what, what happened? You just got to feel the vibe of the music sometime. We were just feeling the vibe of the music. Yeah, you've come back of it.

Yeah, if you do it, yeah, you two were feeling the vibe of the music. You were feeling the vibe of the music. Me, I can see this. scrolling on TikTok this morning and like there was a video of me which I don't know where you posted it because it was from a Tom Garrag Clips channel of me like my belly dancing I was like I remember doing it belly button but I didn't where did you post that on my Instagram story so that would have been guilty as charged no no it was the one from mine oh they do get your belly out a lot though and

Charlie did constantly say you've given me the ick and you were kept no we had a really fun day we mixed we mixed a bit of work with play yeah that's how you do I was a bit too drunk on the stream, though, like, because I know I was too drunk because, like, the more, like, genuinely, like, I couldn't remember the score. There's only a few things I remember. I can remember you shouting at me for sitting too close to you. I can remember doing the quiz. And then that's it.

Oh, my, I stand by that. The weekend. I don't remember that. I just seen the clip. Do you don't think our weekend lasted, like, really so much longer because it was a Saturday. Yeah, 100%. It felt like I had my entire weekend. I had a struggle yesterday.

You weren't even that drunk? I was. Towards the end of the stream, I was like, I could actually go home now, but everyone was like, just goes to the pub. I was like, oh. In the pub, I remember, like, you just went up in a minute.

Who were you talking to? Oh, there's some Irish lads? Was it? Brad Dablin, they spot the Ravis. Thousand Ravis. No, but I... Oh, yeah, they did. They didn't.

They did. They were from Dublin. He was from Dublin. He was from Dublin. Whatever's name. I just assumed he spoke with the Rouse. No, they... The Rows.

Yeah, I had the training one to go to the match. and honest, I'm so fucking ill. Should you just watch it on the telly. No, genuinely, like, the thing is, like, I was, I never wanted a Newcastle ticket less in that moment when I woke up in the morning. I was, like, I booked everything. I was like, fuck I was gone.

And I only managed, like, half a pint before the game. I know how you got up for it? Surely you got off or you're hammered. I hate, no, I hated my life on the morning. I was literally sat on me. When did you get up? I had to get up at like seven. He didn't shower then.

He didn't shower. No, I actually had to shower. My train was like a quarter to the nine. You know what? I actually think there may be. nothing worse in the entire world than having to wake up at like 7m after you've got into like 2 and you're steaming.

It just hits you, doesn't it? In the entire world. You're off, better off, not having those few hours. Like, you might as well have not of sleep. But you wake up, you wake up, you're still fucking hammered. Yeah, yeah, it's horrible. And you just feel just like, oh, it's the world. The only way around that is you've got to drink again, genuinely.

It is, yeah. The only saloon. Hair of the dog. Hair of your mother's pussy. No, that's horrible. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

But you were, you having a great time We all met early for a pint before the old Yeah, no, we didn't I had a pint Yeah, they were fucking wanker I didn't want to get drunk for I really didn't The dragon was awake

And like he was getting me to drink more I rock up and Tom just looks me like this I was like He actually had food as well Yeah, I only had like three points of you It's quite rare for Tom to be the sober I'm a little bit of the duration Yeah but I'd been out grafting

I know I'd been working The only thing like it was your spice of pizza Came and met them. Oh, that piece was really good at, do they. Came and met them. So, yeah, basically the lads went out for the half-12 and three o'clock. Although they didn't even put the three o'clock's on until about fucking half-time. They were like, we can't put it on.

We were like, guys what's on? Yeah, we were seeing. Well, there was only two, three o'clock, though. Well, no, there was more than one league, Theo. What? And it was, it's an Arsenal pub as well, and Arsenal playing at three. So you'd think that they'd put the... A little bit.

Right by the ground, isn't it? He's an Arsenal pub? There were loads of... Do you're proper assmen. You're an arseman, aren't you? You're a total, total odd. So we had a fun weekend and then obviously the Comastagrimmy video came out, what, last week?

Yeah. Yeah, but we haven't reacted to. We all made predictions, didn't we? Shot guys, it did really well. Who would have thought that? Oh, and thanks for 50K. Not on this fucking shitty channel, on my first. Yeah, gang shit.

Gang gang. Yeah, so what were the predictions? I think I predicted 85. I fixed 100K in 24 hours. I said 120 in a 24 hour. And what did we do? We broke 120 on the morning after like an 8th or... At the day before it came out.

180. Oh. You were in Berlin? Ah, that would be why. Yeah, it was very beast mode, guys. And more importantly, guys, we have a date in the diary for Stag. I'm still getting 45K views every 48 hours. Wow.

That's going to cook forever. Yeah, that's a cook city. Right, we're nearly 400k views. That's unbelievable. We've got a date in the diary for Stag number two, which is going to be top. Tom's. Yes.

Can I just say, I think this, across pitch side and backside, is the best performance blog we've ever done now. Yeah, that's perfect. Because, yeah, it's beat the pitch side off. I'd imagine, sir. Beat it off hard. I mean, yeah, I wonder why. Tom's got a date in the diary for the stag,

and then we've also got a date in the diary for the Christmas special. Have we? Yeah. What dates are? I think it's like November the 9th, I think. Okay. He's actually in the diary?

It's in the calendar. In the calendar. That's for his one? No, no. We've got stag do, and then we got Christmas special. Mine is this month, then? My stag do is in January. Oh, like, no.

Mine's next month as well. Yeah, it's all in November. Oh, they're within a few days of each other. Yeah, they are, yeah. It'll be a heavy week. And I messaged Will over the weekend with my idea from Mike, the stag do. I think you sort of helped me with that idea, didn't you? Did I?

Do you remember this? When? On Saturday? Yeah. Oh, God, I don't remember that. Well, you came up, I've got a funny plan. Get game day ready at BetMGM, an official sports betting partner of the National Football League in Canada. From improved parlay selection features to original bets, player props, and more,

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Okay. Oh, no, we're not actually going to do that, though. That's like... Oh, that's Tom. Don't give we anything in front of Reeve. Anyway, yeah. No, yeah, I wasn't concentrating anyway. But we have dates in the diary, which means before Christmas you're going to get.

Vlog cider buck. Yeah, stagged. Are we, though? Are they going to get it, though? Jamie is working entirely on Come Stag with me, too, isn't he, when it comes out? We have an NFL vlog at some point as well. And, wait, no, it's true. You're going to be filming the cum stag with me.

UK versus a... And you're going to edit it. And then you've got to go do the Christmas one just and put it out just and have a Christmas. And you're going to get a Christmas special. Christmas bonus. Christmas bonus. Christmas bonus all around.

Christmas bonnet. From Bakai Osaka. I saw a lot of comments about Lewis taking main character again. Oh, yeah. Also, my fucking... The wrong kind of video. I just got a shout out to his guys, yeah. Also, my camera was shit.

It's like dirty, It's all blurry Dirty, yeah Fucking Stan Yeah Yeah That's Stan and Bradmovic My favourite bit was

Everyone rocking up to begin with Because it was a total surprise Yeah, you actually started crying at the start Didn't you like Oh my God, I'm so happy You're here And then Seeing Adam being the bride

Was a cool moment Because I didn't He played off the He played off the fact That he wasn't going to see me For a quick Obviously it was loose static But I actually organised

The entire thing Yeah He did to be fair What written did I get? 9.4. That's going to be pretty hard to beat. You get a high rating

because you got everyone hammered. It's a cheat code. Well, you, yeah, so now you know the route to success.

It was a good fucking day out. It was a good day out. Was it, was it a 9.4 day out? You just said, you just said, I really enjoyed how nice of a day out.

I enjoyed the lack of, like, I felt the pressure was off to do contents. I mean, there were big shots in the, in the video.

There's a lot that happened once the cameras stopped rolling as well. Yeah. No, I'm very, yeah, I actually haven't discussed this.

Fucking Georgian everyone, went live on Twitch in the pub. That was so weird. Yeah, you turned it off at the time. We haven't talked about this, though, previously. Yeah, we are. When it came out originally. There was too many words getting thrown around

with a live camera. Yeah. Yeah, that's scary work, that like. What words are they? Yeah. Swear words. Which ones? Sure, buddy.

F-bomb. C-bomb. Does anyone have a crabby corner? I have one. Food. Well, no, before we get onto a crabby corner, you said you got, what, you got pressed by,

Some people on the street. Oh yeah, and they said save for the backside? I didn't. You got pressed by people. I did not get pressed by people. Yeah, you did. Or did you press them? You G-checked someone.

What the fuck does that? That's what it's called. What does that mean? Like G-check, it's like, gangsa check my G-ha. Oh, right. I think they gangsta check me, bro. Yeah, so you got checked. What did he do?

Well, cycling back after our pub. I hope you weren't because that's illegal. No, it's not. It's not. Drunk cycle? It's not illegal. It's a motorized cycle? No, it's not.

Human powered if you if you if you if you if you if you go on an electric scooter Yeah be smart What's I hadn't even drink drunk drunken I hadn't drink um anyway Cycling obviously my North V hat and I had the trackies on so a little bit like you know Like a bad man yeah and as I was cycling this this car with like blacked out windows comes right next me He rolls his window down sort of like looks me like this like and then he drives off because he obviously realized I'm not Yeah that's it You know he thought you were he thought maybe I was up

No good. You intimidated him away. Yeah. You showed him, you chained like this. Was it an undercover fed? No. You are fucking embarrassed, dude.

We came across an uncovered fed actually in the pub. Did we? Yeah, because when you went to the tour that he turned around was chatted to me. And then he was asking if I had blaze and I was like, Hey there, my slime. What are you said about this? He asked me if I, if I blaze up. No, how did he actually say it?

Not anymore. He's like, Steve, how did he say it? He wasn't there. I was having a face. How do you imagine he said it? Oh, I can't. do that. What's up? What's up, my gangster? I don't suppose you're looking for some

sweet Mary Jane over here. This is how we're down, right? So I'm sort of holding down the table, like, Reeves went, the muscle, you could say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, I'm sort of sat there, a guy comes, he's like, you're a young working professional in East London. He's like, he's like, you support Arsenal, and I'm fair of mind, I've sat there and, like, in Newcastle jacket at that point. He already clocked on this guy, may not be here. And I was like, no, I support Newcastle. My G, I threw her on that. Just so he knew we're on a vibe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he sort of like leans in close, he says, now at this point, I don't know if there's danger there, but he says, do you blaze? He said, do you play? Well, in other words, but I said, no, I don't believe it. What do you actually say? Would you like in your drug?

Oh. And I said, no, don't blaze anymore, me. Not anymore. I've given up that life, brother. Then you came back and he started talking to you, and I was like, I went to Reeve, I was like, be careful because he's a nap. He's a fucking narc, dude

Be careful I got my narca vision on this guy Yeah And then he started talking My narca vision A what? I can picture a narc anywhere You've been

Stop saying Nicker a knock Well I have street talk Gee Street creed Yeah So I give a Mean streets of fish burn

He didn't pass the narc check So he won't catching me out Anyway Has everyone got a cabby corner Oh no But I can make one up right now Go on, man. You know when you're going into a shopping center or a train station

and you're the door, you've got to hold a door open for someone. Yeah. And then they just walk through and don't look at you, don't even acknowledge that you've opened the door for them. People with that man is. Fucks me right off. Yeah, people are rude. Fucks me right off.

Oh, you're welcome. Yeah. It's not even a nod. I do that. You don't do that. You don't do that. I think of my head. You just go, fink, fink, feng, d' head.

Oh, yeah. They just do it all the time. It's just like, no, I don't think it happens. Rude. It happens all the time in London, all the time. All the time. Every day. I think you're lying again.

Every day. Every single day. I think he's lying again. Every single day in my eyes. I have one. I have one and this is aimed at women because women do this. Okay. Right.

Strap in, ladies. You know, like, you're about to be strep on. I'll often. Sexualize. I often, I often, oh, no, I've never sexualized. What do you often do? I often fall asleep downstairs on the sofa. Really?

So what? I thought you were on about, like, Raquel dysfunction. What? Do you have a downstairs? No, like, sorry, either at lives or at my mom's. Not, oh, oh, sorry, or... Live at the downstairs? Yeah, or in my flat, I fall asleep often on the sofa and basically in the living room.

Yeah. Sometimes it's nice when you know you got now on though. I hate it. I hate it. I'm a big, look, I'm a big fan of just passing out on the sofa and just, you know what, if I wake up in the morning there, then it's just like, oh, it's a little news from, whatever. whatever. Why wake me up?

Why wake me up and tell me to get to bed? She wants cuddles. So when you say, as it to live on your mom? So she has to go up at like half two or something for talk sport, right? So she goes to bed at like 8pm. I stayed downstairs watching like tires or whatever on Netflix. Tires?

Yeah, it's decent, no. Yeah, it's quite funny. She and Gillis. Very good. Anyway, I fall asleep. Next thing I know, I've got a fucking flashlight in my face. It's a fed! Being told.

Oh, bitch. No, no. Clearly didn't pass a narcica. Yeah, she's in that. Go to bed, go to bed. I'm like, why? I'm like, no, I'm fine here. Did she flash a badge?

Yeah, it's quarter three. Wait, go back to sleep. She comes back in, wakes me up again, going, just go to bed. I'm like, why? I'm fucking, I'm happy here, leave me alone. She's like, oh, because it's more comfy? No, it's not in my opinion. I'm comfy here.

Leave me alone. My fucking mom does it as well. So I'm waking me up when I'm asleep. I love sleeping. I'm happy. I'm comfy. I'm asleep. Why would you wake me up?

So now I'm now wide awake. He's going to take me another half hours to get back to fucking sleep. Leave me alone. Just everyone in life, leave me alone. I could never fall asleep on the sofa. I'd have to go to bed. Is that then people that fall asleep with like TV on? I can never do that.

I can't fall asleep in silence. Yeah, I need to listen to some shit like. That's some issues you might need to address. Later down your line. No, it's not a... Let it down your line. Your timeline. Ding.

Just fucking... Let it down the timeline. Honestly, people... Why can't you just leave me alone? Let me sleep. And then you said, I'm so sorry I snapped at you, babe. Have a great day at work.

I didn't snap. What'd you do? What do you do? You crackle? You grumble, run out. I just went, what I said, leave me. You mumbled under your breath. I said, I was really, I was obviously.

I don't know. But she did apologize to me, so we're tight, we, we said, I'm so sorry, babe, waking you up at half a second. She fucking walks into the living room, like a navy seal. What are you? What was you?

Get so bad. The flashlights unnecessary, by the way. What are you got torching me? The torch is mad at it. When she finishes work comes home to get it back into bed, you want you in bed for cuddles. Yeah, but there's an easier. I'm left for here.

Yeah, it'd be gentle. Come back, the torch at the eye. You're not pulled both. Fucking out. Nah, I love doing that at Charlie, like, when she's trying to sleep. As girls close to a break up after that, no one fucks you in my sleep. Have you ever done that, though?

Like, when Charlie's trying to sleep, I'll, like, pull her eyelid back. And she's like the undertaker in bed, like, her eyes have rolled in the back of her. That's not really a fool. fucking wrong with you pulling people's eyelids back because it's funny it's like your eyes are like undertaker not when she's asleep she's awake she's awake she's a what do you mean she's that's weird because you'll be there and i'll be there and i'll be like i'll be annoying or whatever

because it's just like funny i'd never live with you all right i get so much joy out why did she how does she have to pay but it's good she's trying to sleep and you're just playing with her eye you have to find the right balance of like she's laughing but annoying sorry is that how you come I don't want to it. You put her eyes it is, babe. I've never done that someone that eyes at the back of the end that they're rolling. It's like the Undertaker. That's a weird thing to do. I've never had someone to pull my eyes open when I'm trying to sleep.

I'm laughing. You are what? I've never had someone try and pull my eyelids open when I'm sleeping. No, no, she isn't asleep. She's awake. And she goes, not this again. You joker. I've been, well, but got banned from part.

Another scientific experiment, love. I'll tell you about this. What? I'm no longer allowed to fire. Or you obviously do. No, but there was like a correlation between like the romance and our relationship and my, my farting. Like, it was getting through a point where it was like, she, she was not attracted to me anymore because I was farting. So prolifically, but by the way, so smellily as well. It was your diet, though, Lewis.

You should die it. You can always let out a test the fart. Are the next 10 minutes going to be bad on that? I've started creeping her back in now because now I'm sort of like, do you know what? No, I'll, I'll fart. So the romance is back. Yeah, so it's awfully thought. Well, I came up with the rule here with.

As long as she laughs, it means the fart's okay. So if she actually laughs or giggles in some way, then the fart must be fine. Has to be loud or proud. If it's a deadly quiet one, I hate to submit that. Oh, I'm still yet. Or hear a woman who finds them funny.

She was, go. Nah. You fucking fat ugly pig. Don't do that again. She was going to go to the toilet the other day. That's nuts. She was getting ready in the morning, and I walked in. I farted.

I farted. I farted, and then I closed it on, like, held it behind. You trapped your girlfriend and... I can't remember what she did all, but she deserved it. Yeah, that's crazy. That's almost as bad as Robbie Mersey's new tune. Anyway... Lou, seeing you two together on Saturday night,

I was speaking to her about you, actually. You called her a good girl, but you call my girlfriend. Good girls. You're a good girl. It's a fucking... What was a fart? His will doing something. I don't know.

She isn't more like your carer than girlfriend. We have a girl. We have a will. I'm her carer a lot. I promise you. I'm her carer. a lot of the time. I think there's a correlation in life, right, where,

don't do that. Say your brain here as a person, you're more docile in life sort of thing, but like, and it's like, ying and yang. I'm confused. So if you're smart,

you're, you're quite a good example. You could be, you're quite intellectually smart, but you're a bit thick. Uh, right. You know what I mean? Like,

she's intellectually really smart, but like, I could convince her, I'm like one of the most important person out there. Got you. I could tell her the guy who's actually blurt air pink. What am I thick about? I love you know, I did a pub quiz yesterday at home

and I fucking blitzed everyone. Yeah, that's intellectually smart. The book smart. Tell me what I'm a big about. Go on. What do I know? Well, you're not really that good at speaking. But that's the too many fanters, to be fair.

Yeah, that's the fanters. Yeah, that's the fanties. Yeah. I'm going to ignore that one, Tom. Anything else? You can't speak, I think it's quite a good one. We have dressed it. Well, I feel like today you've had five different scenes

that you've said. I think most people would agree. I'm not messing up the same for the purpose. Oh, engagement. I'm so smart that I'm actually rattling you. Yes. Or you're just gaslighting us right now. What about reading?

I can read. Oh. Actually, you do that on purpose. I can read. I read my book. What book? Iron Cowboy. I think, what?

Mine Camp. Fucking hell. I'm sorry about it. I read nonfiction. We're on about when you read chats out and fuck them up regularly. Cats. Chats tonight. You are right now proving our point.

I'm the smartest person here. I don't think you are. Well, we were supposed to do an IQ test ages. Let's do a pub quiz right now. We're supposed to do an IQ test. The one that I took yesterday and got four marks on, I'm doing it again. Do you have a crappy corner? We actually should do a point for a video.

Yeah, we'll do that. I'm going to give you. We should have gone, yeah, we should go to one anyway. Obviously, I'm the smartest here. So I've got 10 questions for you guys first. Your buzzers only, please. Okay. And these are questions you answered?

No, they're coming here. So, Will Lewis, what's your buzzer? Bong. That's funny, that was my buzzer yesterday at the pub quiz. You went to an actual pub quiz? No, he did it at home. Oh. And he won.

Who were you competing against with her? Where was who? You and Dordy. Who were you competing against? Dodey, her family, and family's boyfriend. What's up? You didn't realize COVID's finished. Who's the hope?

Why are we doing Skype fucking pub quizzes? Not in Skype, but it's in person. Where? At their house. Oh, I thought, sure. I thought you meant you. I want to, was this a hard pub quiz or was this? Have they, she got a smart family?

Oh, sorry. Oh, that's quite a, that's got to be stinker. Anyways. No, is the family smart? Bong. I said buzz. Buzz. Bing.

What's the smallest country in the world? Bing. Back in City. Correct. Thomas is not so far. Which band released the 1973 album, the Dark Side of the Moon? Bing. Metallica.

No, Buzz. Oh, I was going to say that. Led Zeppelin? No. Pink Floyd. Correct, one-one. That's a band? Pink Floyd's a band.

I hope Pink Floyd was one person. Yeah, I'm not supposed. Same a bottom. What, oh, sorry, who won the Oscar for Best Actor in 20, 2020? Bong. Leonardo DiCaprio. Didn't let him finish the year? No, 2024.

Oh, Buzz, Killian Murphy. Correct. For what film? Penal. Correct. What river runs through the city? Bong. Nile

No Of Paris Buzz Sen Correct What planet in our solar system has No No no I'm seeing

Yes I'm excited For the most moons Buz Wrong No it's Jupiter Wrong Right Correct

How many moons Lou 73 Wrong Oh it's in like the 30s Isn't it 133 Wrong Okay

38 145 Okay And what year Did the Berlin Wall fall? This is a trick question No, it's not It is because technically

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What is your answer, Tom? Depends what they want to go 91 Your answer Wrong Bong 89 Correct

I buzzed before him I buzzed I buzzed immediately when he's What can't be won the 22 FIFA

Bing That is Agen Dina Half of here No football allowed on here Who wrote

The dystopian Novel Farenheit 451 Bong Who Who I don't know

any fucking Writer I don't know Rodahl Oh, no. Children's all. Yeah, he tried to expand that with children's bugs. It's not George Orwell, but...

No, it's Ray Bradbury. How many? I thought we were doing ten questions. And last one, or no, no, penultimate one, what type of pastry is used to make the traditional Greek maclava? Bon. Bong. Feelo. Correct.

What? Pfeelope pastry. I don't know where, by the way, I have no idea where that logic just came. Like, I was equally a surprise at my face that I had an answer there. I thought you said Theo. People. And finally, if you don't get this correct, death to you. What?

Jesus. It's a pop culture. In the TV show Friends, what is the name of Ross and Monica's dog when they were kids? Oh my God. I don't know the answer to that. Bing. Bong! Bong!

Bong! Pee-Pim. No, Tici. Who? Tici. Chee-Chi. Chee. Yeah, it's Chi-Chi.

So what we found out there is Lewis is the smartest, followed by Reeve. Oh my God. Okay. That is, by the way, shock results there, boys. We'll do an IQ test one day. We'll come in with our scores. Did I get the lead then? Yeah.

We'll come in with our scores after doing an IQ test because that'll be pretty beast mode. I'll just fake it. I don't really have a Rob Rattle this week. A Rob Rattle? Just trying to use some of the iteration. Cravy Corner.

What, like, Fabi Corner? A Rob Rattle. Is it a Rob Rattle? Why are you changing the name of the thing? Don't know. We changed it to Gaz Gobbles before. Rattled Rob? That's not the same thing.

It never used to be guys. gobbles who's tom's brain teaser or something exactly so we changed it to alliteration this is already alliteration crabby corners this that's true you really struggle with these don't they're not simpson's movie too yeah it's gonna be freaking 27 what why they take so long i think they're gonna bring back i think that's the first film that maybe made me like close to tears isn't it weird that simpson's movie one basically was covid no it wasn't are you know it no it Oh, it fucking wasn't at all.

It was 20 years. What you're talking about? About the premise. This is where we notice an intelligence difference. Oh, I agree. Is that Reverend over here? I hear the fact that Arthur said he had some good points.

Yeah. Oh, he has this. Steve understood what I was talking about. You dummies. Okay, so actually addressing the point you're making, it's also not even similar because in COVID, you were restricted to your house. Yeah, not a whole city.

Yeah, it was kind of a similar problem. No, no, it wasn't. That's why. The intelligent one in the corner in the yellow chair. I understood what I was. Okay, fair enough then. We didn't immediately. Fair enough. That's okay.

Moving swiftly on. We did initially... No, no, I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop. We didn't initially understand your point, but your point is stupid. It doesn't make sense? No, that's what an unintelligent person is. Okay, so why does it make sense?

And what was it similar to COVID? You're an intelligent gathering. Really, really, like, is on that weird. He's in the sequence movie or smugly. When he's got nothing to be smug about. It's because Arthur told me he was smart one time. Now he's carried it on through life. Arthur is not smart.

He's just great at using chatGBT to Google. Oh, you're going up against Arthur now? Yes, I can't? Because he plays chess. Blow you in the water? Oh, can I talk about this? I forgot to talk about this. I have a crappy corner.

So I went in a sensory deprivation pool. I've done that as well. Tank. Yeah. Tank. It's like, it's pretty fucking, like, stupid, like. Do you have the head ballad? Wait, let me. Oh, wait, I just, Lou, but we just...

Oh, let me guess. Theo thinks this is like the great thing ever and every... No, I've never done it, but I think... I think Lewis is probably unable to get the benefits of a sensory deprivation tank because his brain is constantly going from thousands of miles ago. That's what was happening. I was, yeah, I was having... Exactly how I am...

Thank you, Doctor. I saw I went in, I was like, it's kind of fun when you start flowing about a bit. It's like, ooh. Do you actually float? Yeah, you float to float. What is it? Salty? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, trust me, I learned it's salt, because I went to close the... I went to close the lid, right? instantly trapped my fingers in the fucking door and then I'm like, ah, start splashing. Splash water to my eyes. Fucking stings to fuck, by the way. Then I'm in the pitch black in this fucking dome trying to find the water of squirt

to give me. Start squirting on myself. Realize I've left me glasses on so I'm squirting on the outside of my fucking glasses. You're right, you're fucking idiot. Taking off, start to open it. And now I've lost my glasses. And it's like, stupid squirt, leave the glasses out.

And then you just sit there. What's the crabby corner, though? The tank. What the fuck are we doing that for? Because people go in there when they need to just remove themselves from a hectic life and disconnect from the world. I tried that. I wanted to go hallucinate and stuff.

I just felt like I was in a limbo between like a sleeping awake. Kind of. I thought, I kept thinking this is what would be feel. This is the closest you can come to in life to feeling like a sperm. No, genuinely, it feels like you're floating in a sack. You're getting salty eye from the other sperms. You know, when you're in it and you get in, how deep is the water? for you to have to float. Do you just float really easily?

Float as easy as fuck. Yeah, it's like you don't have to, you know in like the swim pool when you have to really get my head back. No, no, because they give you a, uh, almost. You can do that with it? They give you a head rest. Have you done it? Yeah, I've done one. And you literally just float. Is that salty? Yeah. Yeah.

That's kind of beast mode here. So did you discover anything about yourself? Did you have any realizations about your life? Um, so I was there thinking like, well, this is what I was doing. I was trying to like, um, picture like a new color. So I was trying to, what did you come up with? I don't know, no, it's weird because if you sit there and essentially depravition time

and you try and imagine a new color I got pretty close Yeah, but what was it? What did it look like? Well, I just didn't quite get there But like you're close Yeah, yeah No, so one, yeah, so

They do discover new colors Like I was, I was me I was close to, I was close to getting it It was kind of like pink purple Okay But it's like, that's what I was close to getting a new color

But like that would have meant If I'd left there with a new color And I was like, I couldn't ever show you what I pictured. Yeah, you should pitch it to do that. Well, that's what I was trying. But then I was doing that. And then I was like picturing I was in a black hole.

Then I was imagining like, what if this is what it's like when you're dead. And then imagining being like that for like the end of time, just like full old. How long were you in there for? You get an hour. An hour, apparently. Have you done it? Do you want to get bored? Why is so confused by the fact?

How many times you done it? I've done it once. And then I did a hyperbaric chain mode directly after it. Yeah, and you went mental. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was the Super Sixth night, actually, I think.

Sounds so boring. You just keep getting so old, you know, though, it stinks to fuck. It sort ruins the immersion when, like, you're there there. Why did you do it? Are you able to... A singular drop goes in your eye, and they're like, fuck! Why did you do it? Funny for the vlog, I guess, and also, like, I've always wanted to flow.

How much was it? I know, I put my hat on and put the mic on the hat and then left the camera outside, so I had the... How much is it? How much is it? Blog out now, I'll lose one vlogs. Now, was it, um... How much was it?

an hour. But they do deals and that. Pretty, okay, I guess. So was it funny for the vlog because there were a deeper meaning behind why you went in this tank? I watched it, but I watched it. I watched it, I watched it, I watched it,

I watched it, I watched it, I watched it, I watched it, I watched it, but it's just sort of silence. And then it'll be, and then all, then all you'd hear was, oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. And then you, and then, and then you'd hear. It's getting stuck again.

As I'm doing the squirt. Boy, that's actually quite a good final destination thing to die. Just die. How, how many minutes do you reckon you use as like productive? mindful thinking. I did like...

That weren't like trying to clean your eyes. I put the Twitter, mate. It's hard because you keep thinking. I took it out for 20 minutes. It took a mic off because it was showing a little bit of light. I was sort of floated there. But I was just sort of there. I was like...

Your brain might be curked. I was all right. I tried to have a little sleep, but like... How do they wake you up at the end? I feel like it's a rich person thing that I need to do all that. Oh yeah. They just play a bit of music. You come out and you feel like you came out the womb again.

like you feel like you're oiled up right oiled up because all the salt this is the worst fucking thing all the salt like dries up

and you realize you have white all over you but everything you've touched in that time also has white on you this is very very weird I'm hearing

like you went into this pitch black room and all the camera could pick up was oh fuck every two minutes then a when you came out covered in white

good blog footage you have a wank no that's what I wanted to ask Do you think you could shag in one? Because that's what I was thinking a lot when I was in there. I was like, could you shag floating? Oh, I don't know.

Like, do you think people have sex in space? On the international space station, surely if you wanted to touch the bottom of the tank. It's not like, oh, you can, it's me. It's not like that high. Definitely would have fucking spice just aside. But I don't think it's possible

because where's, well, to get pregnant and you can't get pregnant because it won't. That isn't what you asked. Because all the sperms won't be able to swim. What? We've gone, why, of course.

That's not, this is the sort of stuff I was thinking about, though. Yeah, you got... No, like, if you shagged in space, would the sperms be able to swim? Well, yeah, if they were directly up... Oh, when you're in space... You're jacketed with force, that's what... That's what sends them out of your...

When you're in space, does the astronaut sperm, like, are they like, what the fuck is going on here? You know what I mean? Because they can't... They're not... No, but they're not able to move the same way as normally they would. So they're all there just like floating, like, what the fuck is happening here? But it depends... am I being stupid?

Is all of space zero gravity? Yes. But the moon isn't though, is it? The moon has sun. Well, this is an interesting thing. So technically, when you're actually in space, on the National Space Station, you're actually affected by pretty much like 95%

of the same gravity we are right now. But you're not actually floating, you're falling. So like, as the Earth, you're actually falling continuously around the Earth. That's like what orbit is. So the Earth is moving and you're falling, but it's moved. So you're always falling.

Interesting. Isn't it? I thought that was quite cool. So that's what orbit is. Orbit is falling towards the earth, but it keeps moving. Is Simpsons the best animatic comedy ever? Yeah.

Is it? Is it funny than Family Guy? Probably not. South Park, South Park's best. My favourite. Oh, South Park. But do you not think the Simpsons is more impressive because obviously...

How long is almost 30 years? No, but I mean, the Simpsons is... The South Park and Family Guy is much more obvious comedy because they can swear and be more crude. The Simpsons... They're not swear if Family Guy doesn't... Yeah, they do. They don't say fuck off on that.

They're swearing family guys. They never swear. Yes, they do. Yeah, it's Seth MacFarling, so I imagine they do. Do you? Yes. They definitely do. Tell you what is shit, American Dad.

Yeah, I don't like that. But I mean, I feel like the Simpsons is more clever comedy and also comedy for all ages. My dad loves The Simpsons. The Simpsons is fucking funny, man. It is really good. Look, when you watch it back when you're older, you appreciate jokes a lot more. I actually had a weird obsession with The Simpsons growing up. I had all the DVD box sets and everything.

You used to watch it every... six o'clock on channel four yeah yeah six 25 then you get to training for six 30 yeah do you five minutes get to training yeah that's right around the corner I was always late we'd have two too many pizzas and beans and I get that's not like you pizzas and beans always late even though you're around the corner that's this new year resolution must be on time one yeah we all made the same mistake today no we did I was here on who was here on what you're doing the prediction show he'll be lucky actually even when I miss a fucking win.

Oh, you've ruined it. Yeah. No, but either way, your resolution did fail completely, isn't it? Probably. It's not probably. It's hard for a debate, though. A mass debate. What was all our resolutions?

What were our New Year's? Because we all made resolutions on this shore. I was going to do dry jam. But actually, Reeve did dry Jan. No, I was going to do damp Jan. Yeah, that's a good one. No, you did, I was last year. You did, like, dry year and then dry three weeks. Try through.

You was like that. I decide I'm going like shredded mode these days. Oh, yeah. So like, I was like, I'm just going to like actually eat good and then go gym like twice a day and go like full on like winter arc shredded mode. But autumn arc. And Galaxy. Yeah, no. I don't really get chocolate.

Yeah, lock in, man. Beast boarding. Yeah, okay. All right. He's looking in. Yeah, I'm locked in, man. You are going to. Are you actually?

Back on what are we on about? Back on fire. Training and stuff. Oh, no, to you fair. The last week, obviously. I've only been to gym once, but before that, I've been going, I'll go today, I'll go all this week. Damn.

Bit of golf, bit of paddle. Yeah. Padel. You're fucking weird. What was the next question? Like a retired CEO. Oh, wait. There's a paddle tournament coming up.

Okay. Do you want it? Do you want in? Who's in it? You need a partner? I don't have a partner. Oh, yeah, I'll play. Well, I wouldn't be running at that point.

Realize it. Oh, volley at the nap. Who's playing? I don't know. No, but I find out everyone, I think, every single person in the world. In the world. In the world. Okay, maybe.

Anyway, go down. Lewis. Oh, yeah, this is crazy. Obsessed Britain. This is crazy. So, new research has shown that Britain is obsessed with boobs. Not me. Why is this, why, by the way, can I just say it?

New research. New research. Why the fuck are we doing research and if we like tits or not? Isn't that, oh, whoa. Oh, wow. Wow. I think we've sold that, that one in the research. searchable. That's got to be wrong. I've not searched it

1,418 times. What boobes? Their name's Warrington. Our top fixation is how to get bigger boobs with more than 2.5,000 Google searches every single month. That's actually not that many. That'll be women though, not us. The top 10 most boob-obsessed UK hopspots are as follows, guys. In 10,

we've got Bolton. Wee! In 9 we got Swindon. That's quite impressive if there's only one more search. Allegedly, yeah. Eight, we've got Aberdeen. We've got seven, we've got Gary Neville, Salford. It's just Gary Neville.

Fingo calling. Six, we got Peterborough. I'm not from there. You know the half is? Not really. Okay. Five, we got Durham. Newcastle.

He's not from there, though. Yeah. Like, do the girls get boob pains when they grow? I think so, yeah. Is this right? Is this right? Because when I was young, do you know when you're younger and you're going through puberty?

And, like, you just get random, like, fucking boners and that. Yeah. Or sticky, they weren't painful in the day. They weren't pain. No, but, like, what I thought was happening back then, and I'm still not sure. I thought it was your, that was your dick grown out. Right. So it was like, it was like, no, every time it went boner mode, it would like, it was pushing out a little more.

And then when it went down, it would be like a time. Wait, so your dick actually grows, isn't it? That's what I thought it was. Is that not the, like, turtle head and out? I don't know. Yeah. Or is it like your ears? Your ears are the same size.

The ears aren't the same size. That's a lie. No, they never stop growing. Yeah, they never stop growing. But isn't your nose, something doesn't... Your nose, your ears and your nose and ears and your nose and ears never stop. Yeah, your nose and ears never stop. It's your eyes that don't change.

Mine stopped growing years ago. I just thought like, yeah, I thought it was like a, like a... Yeah. Someone breaking out the age. Nose and ears, never stuff. Your eyes are the same size from birth, I think. Fuck off, really? No.

Right. I think they am. I'm dry balls, yeah? I think that. I think he's bang on the money, yeah. Check that. That's where babies have giant. Do you eyes grow?

Do eyes grow? Oh. Didn't think so. Go rapidly after birth. Amphro? Oh, fuck you know. Oh, shock. The most intelligent one here is correct again.

Have you seen the... In five, we've got Newcastle, four we've got Wolverhampton. In three, we've got Rochester. No, they're just going to say the wrong things. Oh, five got Newcastle. You did so well. Really got Wolverham. I mean, we're fine outside of the top five, like, we're just listening to.

Rochdale 2, and then Warrington, the most boob-obsessed town in the UK. And that's where Lutlitt is from. I just think it's a waste of research that. Have you not seen one hand cock in the other? Have you not seen other researchers? A dart up his ass? Oh, sorry. Have you seen other researchers that you've grown a human brain in a lab to power AI?

I've seen a better one where they've cured, what have the Chinese done? The Chinese can fix a broken bone now in like six seconds with this glue. Glue? This is genuinely legit. Oh, crazy stuff. So they open you up insurgents and just glue your arm back? No, but this is why it's so much quicker because now they don't have to do deep insurgents because they only need to get near, like basically close to the bone just to see the bone.

They put the glue on and it fixes break. I wouldn't want a bit of super glue in my arm though. Nah, mate, he's right. Because you know what else they've done over there? They did this on. Will, type it in. Yeah, I want to have a look at it. Super glue bones or something

Chinese glue bone Don't get Don't get it confused between the Austrian glue vine Bono two Bono too Bono too Bono Bono

Bono The China is barbed by oysters Yeah because oysters do it Fucking hell I'm not written that Yeah I'm surprised we haven't learned more from like Three oh sorry three minute not second Now in China as well right

They've um You'd like this They've like they did it on chimps as well Who would cause to humans but the injecting them with a new type of stem cell that's shown that this chimps actually aging backwards in it yeah no and they're bringing it out for dogs they are younger I've seen like dogs are going to live forever

I've not seen like the Chinese the Chinese what's his name emperor a president emperor that's fucking racist man not anymore they used to have different rules emperors I'm not if he is a prime minister emperor they used to have lots of emperors I don't hear you calling Kea Storm with the emperor well no because we're calling Kirstong

They're calling Prime Ministers? Yeah? Yeah, but then you call them your greatness in Saudi. No, your... Your Excellency. Your Excellency. Nothing to do with... It's...

I don't know what the correct... His Excellency, he's got nothing to do with, like... That's a... Saudi Arabian, like, government or whatever. Yeah, that's not politics, that's morality, isn't it? Yeah, it's a Prime Minister, like I said. Okay, well, the Prime Minister, he was on, like, he was caught on a hot mic with Donald Trump on about, like, being immortal and stuff.

Like, we actually might be immortal. Well, Arthur did... Yeah, they said that we're going to deferred. reverend in the Arthur and Batch I don't think I don't think they give it to

like us though keep it to themselves wouldn't they oh plus you might feel sick sometimes I know

but I kind of who do you think is the most boob obsessed in the room I'll go through phases you do

like because if you know I reckon it's Lewis yeah probably I'm only Cheryl Coles yeah

what would you do Cheryl Cole's Tits nothing I have a lovely girlfriend oh you seriously

Please tell you me, if you get home, mate, Cheryl is, she's nothing more naked on your bed. She's nothing more than a friend. If she's doing that, she's out of the cult. Like, she's just a friend. That's what I was going to say. She's, uh, the moonies. The moonies, yeah.

Yeah, but you don't even remember your own fucking group. The moonites. Yeah. But you said, Charlie said you could have a hall pass for Cheryl Cole. No, she didn't say that. You did say that. Maybe I imagined that, but I don't think I said. You said, you both chose one and she.

No, I said, I said someone like Sabrina Carpenter, because I thought we were just playing in a city game, but she chose the one who lives down the road. I was on the train with them. I was on the train with all Sam Fender's people, actually, on the way to the match. People? Yeah, like, all the people from his band and that. How do you know? Because one of them's, like,

he does loads of, like, he performs at James and Park. He's like, he has a recognisable look. And then, like, they were all taught, I don't know if you've been playing in Australia, but they were talking about just coming back. Did you beat them? No, they were just talking to another guy. You were earwigging them? They were talking quite loud.

So they were just coincidentally going through Newcaston. Well, from what I got, they just got back from Australia. Sound like your worded, like you were hanging out with them. No, they were literally all right in front of me in the front of a group. And they were chatting. They had good crack. I was quite enjoying it, to be fair. They were having some good crack.

I will say, a nice little earwig, it's fun. I like, I enjoy it. They have some good crack. They were making that. You sat next to me on the train, just so you know, we are listening. Now, but the problem is, though, like, one of them said something funny. One of them said something funny, but I found something funny, but I can't laugh because then they know I'm listening, so I just kind of got a boy.

Anyway, I'm going to say, you're fucking ugly chimp. Um, it's not a factor. This one's just more of like, uh, just a few things. They never fact, so they don't matter. No, they are. Some of these, a few things, some just stuff to think about. Whoops. Um, little warmer.

I've never heard anyone say whoops. Little, in real life. Whoops. Ouch. Little warmer fact is, um, giraffes when they're trying to like shag. Instead of like, you know, some animals dance. Some animals like, like, court ship.

Yeah, some animals like clean up the, like, the area. wings like, or make noise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These, like, basically, like, so the neck is like that. Imagine they go straight like that. So, like, aerodynamic

and they just ram into their pelvis. That's great. That's like how they, like, I want to shag you. But I don't know if it's like to kill any babies that might be in there. Oh, like the previous. That's just my thing.

It's like cat penises, isn't it, to scrape the sperm out? Yeah, that's ming on that, though. Yeah, they're Christmas. Because imagine if we had a point on our dick, you'd scrape against your leg all the time. You'd have to put a cat.

You'd have to put a cat. tap on it. Don't act like yours touches your leg, mate. We can dream. Little prick. What do you call me? Um, so a couple things. One of them want to talk about.

They sort of linked together a little bit. So, have you ever been of the Tunguska event? No. Pretty beast more of this, right? So essentially, back in like 1900s. Now what date? Ninet hundreds. Um, there was the biggest ever explosion recorded in human history.

included nuclear bombs and stuff. No one has any clue what it was. And they're all... So, well, they went there and there was basically, there was a, like, there was like a fuck-off forest there

and like these, you know, they're working at a forest go away. And then they come back and they're like, what the fuck is that bang? Turns out,

the forest is just gone now. The bigger than Hiroshima. Yeah, it was the biggest explosion in human history recorded. And no one... To this day, no one has a clue

what the fuck it is. You know, a lot of it is, like, the obvious one to go to is like aliens. Oh, is that your... You're like,

Why would that be the opposite? Not like fucking people defrostation. Oh, man. Why would that, why would that be the ghost? Yeah, aliens. Yeah, yeah. You know, aliens, I've never been proven a lot. We actually don't know existing.

It's just all, like, kind of made up. Must be them. What else would it be? I'm confused what you think else. I don't have a, not, I don't have a dog. What would your thesis be? I've got no idea. You'd have to, you're in Parliament.

Here's my thesis. Here's my, all I've heard so far that apparently, the biggest, the biggest explosion ever, has been recorded but not recorded because we don't know how it happened and now you're asking me to give you a feast so I've got no fucking idea so I don't even know if this is true

can I give you my as a smartest person in this is what happened I reckon obviously this is pre nuclear bomb so the after bomb hasn't been invented no this is like early 19 there you go so what I think's happened to it is all those people

cutting down trees and deforestation you know miners and all that they set a load of dynamite around you think a dynamo oh my god you were the thickest person I've ever seen in my life the biggest explosion in human history even comparing it now to atomic bonds.

And you're saying it's dynamite. Less thing he hasn't heard of it. Do you know how small dynamite is? How little of a explosion it is? A load of dynamite and then... Oh my God! Is it mental? That's how they do the nuclear bomb.

Do you know how you actually register how big nuclear bombs are by the amount of megatons of dynamite you would need to create the same explosion? And nuclear bombs like 50 megatons. You think they had 50 megatons of dynamite in a forest and no one noticed. Okay, and here's my other question. And here's my other question. Slams, that's a bit of deforestation. Here's my other question.

How do they measure it? Have you of you lumberjacks chopping down trees as well? If they didn't see the explosion, how do they measure it? Have you not seen that wall that goes around going after the roadrunner with all the dynamite? How do they measure it? I just don't know how you think it was a few people with dynamite and also some lumbed no, no, no. He's fucking low.

He's fartist in the room. Let him finish, go on. So the wall's got loads and they said. So the wall got loads. Fifty megatons. Yeah. Okay. And how do they measure it, Lou, if they didn't see the explosion?

What? you can message the impact. How? By being clever than I am, what you mean? I'm not assigned. I had the instruments to do that. Yes. Really?

Yeah, the early 1900s. That's only like three. In the room. You realize, that's only like three generations ago, the early 90s. That's only like three generations ago of people. Yeah, but what I'm saying is how did they, if they didn't see it, if no one heard this. We had dynamite and training and similar things at this point.

You can register how big of an explosion something must have been off the distance that was impacted. Can I know where the exact rule? of it was. Yeah, because it would be where the deepest hole is, I imagine. Where was it? In the center of all. Where was it? You know, you're really proving yourself the smartest, dude, man. By Tunguska, River. Where's that? Where's that? Poderkemenya, yeah.

In Russia. There's another thing, if you don't like aliens. So it could have been a nuclear bomb. Well, because at that time, there's nothing else that could feasibly give off that big of an explosion. How do you know the Russians? So it has to be something from another world. Lou, how do you know the Russians didn't develop an atom bomb before everyone else? Because they would have used it in the war when everyone was having a race to make it.

And they actually got it like, do you know what? I mean, maybe this was like a rookie error. To be fair, I should listen to the smartest person in the room. Maybe that was the home of the secret. It was a rookie error. That was testing nuclear bombs. They fucked it up and went boom. And they killed everyone working on it.

And that's why they didn't have a atom bomb in the war. And another's, others people think. Like it than aliens, mate. If you don't think it was aliens, other people to blame Tesla. Nikolai. Nikolai himself, yeah. Because he was doing electric shit and pretty stuff. So it was him.

Pretty much to the day we're like, what the fuck caused that? Wait, so that's how he died? No. How did he get out in time? But it does lead to me into this other one a bit. Have you ever heard of the cosmic garbage theory? No. This is my, like, leave.

It's something that just out of space hit the Earth accidentally and... No, not necessarily that. It's more... The cosmic garbage theory is that. because all humans all life came could you not have just been an asteroid yeah that's what yeah

no because there'll be remnants of rock okay dway the rock just in the middle it just comes in for face no the cosmic garbage theory right so like obviously human and all animals and beetles and worms all come from

like the same thing ultimately all from the same thing so that means there must there should have been a same causation then if it all comes to this point you know so a leading theory is and I quite like this is the idea that I like say

aliens oh fucking out every theory he's not fucking aliening him by the way there's no proof of them oh yes there is every isn't

have you not seen the star I've not seen the news from Mars just recently no news on clearly so a man doesn't what you're like is someone who doesn't follow

like football starting to say that like on raging play football yeah you know you know I'm in tune with the alien shit we're almost We've almost proved life on Mars.

Go back to their public garbage period. Okay, fair enough. There may be life, but there's no proof that aliens have come to Earth and done anything. There's a lot of proof. There's not just, those flying objects are not proved. Hardly not proved.

What causes than that? Just because we don't have an answer to it doesn't mean it's a alien. The explosion in Russia. Could you not think it's at all interesting? The description like say someone like Bob Lazare gave like 60 years ago has now matched like military aircraft

and video of what these objects look like and how they move. I think, I think, and there's a disparity of like 60 years. Yeah, I think, I think it's very interesting and I understand the correlation, but it's not proof. There's a little bit. It's not, though. Logically, you know, so I'm right, there is no proof. There's no proof of alien life.

The logic of this, and it's, I'm not saying it's fact, well, I'm sort of starting to believe it a little bit. It's like, the idea of like aliens, obviously, like, well, what happens when you're a civilization, you're so advanced you fly about wherever you want, you go on holidays and that. the idea is that say aliens came to Earth you might have had a bit of food or whatever and you're like

doing whatever aliens do and maybe researching and they've left like, not crisp wrapper but like they left something behind and that turned into their picnic and then they fly away and then that caused everything or maybe they inject it in a sort

and this is the elite theory from sciences so like their waste started evolution of amoebas into what we are you'll say Tom's an alien right and he's like I'm going to go on holiday Saturn He brings some hobnobs, leaves a hobnob and the wrapper on the planet. Yeah. This planet now takes those hobnobs and creates a...

And creates a biscuit army. You don't find it kind of naive. It's kind of naive, though, isn't it? Like, thinking that aliens have holidays and have the same human constructs as us. They probably will go on holiday. Based on what? All the way across the start. Because you get tidies if you work in all the time.

Again, you're relating them. You're expecting them to have these human constructs of money, jobs and all this stuff. They will do. Why? Why don't they get anything done if they don't? Are you fucking dumb? I think you're done. Are you dumb? No, you're done. They're not going to build for no reason. The fact that I've actually can set like thought of that. Oh, he's going back to his intelligence. No one else around this table would have thought about the fact that aliens may not actually have human concept. I just said that as well. Yeah, you were clearly smarter than these two then, Tom. I actually didn't say anything. I think like aliens, like they'll go to the shops and they'll

eat food. Oh, they have a Liddle around the corner today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it won't be called Lidol. It won't be called Liddle, will it? How fucked would it be, by the way, if we, like, did a fly by your planet? We had a look and we microscoped, and it was like, they did have a little. And we're like, what's the fuck? He copied a little. Yeah. Right.

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