Bad Dates with Jameela Jamil - A Slut Abroad (w/ Zach Zimmerman and Stef Dag)
Episode Date: February 10, 2025On a new episode of Bad Dates, host Joel Kim Booster welcomes comedians Zach Zimmerman and Stef Dag to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Zach sets sail for a voyage of sexual discovery but he ...simply doesn’t have the language, and Stef starts having immediate arguments with this Brooklyn Nosferatu. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is baddatespod@gmail.com, we can’t wait to hear all about it! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips.Merch available at SiriusXMStore.com/BadDates. Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 2Zach Zimmerman: @zzdoublezz on socials, check website for tour dates, new standup special Surprise Me coming soonStef Dag: @stefdagz on Insta, tour dates and tickets at the link in bio Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.
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Smart plus media.
I will say I did meet my partner at a gay party.
So it is possible.
I was also paying a lot for the premium app services as well.
And then I just went to Mexico.
And you paid for the party ticket.
And I paid for the party ticket.
It's a different kind of-
I played for the plane ride to Mexico to meet him.
You guys are so hot.
I don't understand why people aren't paying you to date you.
It's the personality, Steph.
It's the personality that's the turnoff.
Not any of the Bad Dates Podcast, which you are currently
listening to right now in case we started autoplaying at the end of your last podcast
that you really wanted to listen to, and now you're stuck listening to me instead. Just kidding. I know you love
me and this podcast, which is of course a podcast about it's right there in the title
bad dates. I bring on some funny friends. We shoot the shit. We talk about their time
in the trenches and what they've learned possibly from that experience. But first we're going
to learn a little bit from you,
a little bit of listener advice,
as I always do at the top of the show.
This one is from Doug.
Bad dates.
I've been told before I remind women of their exes,
but listen to what just happened to me.
I am on a first date at a pizza place with a woman
from the apps I had been texting with.
We'd been flirting quite a bit,
so it seemed like we were going to have a great time.
She orders a red wine and I get a club soda with lime. She kind of stops short and says that's
exactly what her ex Paul used to get until he dumped her. Then it's a bit warm in the restaurant,
so I roll up my sleeves. She gets a bit teary and asks if I could unroll the sleeves because
that's another classic Paul move. Somehow we get over it and we do have chemistry. We make it back
to my apartment and we are having sex.
Out of nowhere, she says she needs to stop saying, I fuck just like Paul.
Okay, what?
If she means by inserting my penis into her vagina, then yeah, I guess I do fuck like
him.
So I drove her home without saying much in case a Paul turn a phrase slipped out.
I must look like this Paul guy, but has anything like this ever happened to you guys?
So listen, Doug, aka Paul, I have to say, this has not happened to me. And I've fucked a lot of guys. I fucked a lot of Pauls. I fucked a lot of Dougs. And I have to say, like, I've never
pinpointed and said, this is familiar to one or more of those guys, and I have to stop because it's too familiar.
But sex is kind of samey samey, isn't it?
I don't know.
I'm gonna bring in my guests really quick
because I can't handle this one alone.
We have a comedian and writer whose book is,
Is It Hot In Here or Am I Suffering For All Eternity
For The Sins I Committed On Earth?
It's Zach Zermiman.
Hi, Zach.
Hi, everyone.
Great to be here. Welcome, welcome.
And secondly, we only have two guests today,
but there's such powerhouses in the space
that we only need two guests.
She is a stand-up comedian and a writer and an actor
who hosts the digital dating show Hot and Single.
It's Steph Dagg, everybody.
Hello. Hello, Steph.
Now, Steph, Zach and I are famously both big sluts.
Yeah. Big time sluts. big time slut of a year.
Big time slut.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I want a female perspective on this.
Have you ever had sex with a man who has reminded you so much
of a previous sex partner that you had to stop?
Well, I think all boys are ultimately the same.
There is no differentiating qualities between really any of them.
The movie Fight Club kind of showed us that and validated that very real phenomena
Yeah, um, I have been having sex with guys and and been like, you know what?
Both of you watch the same porn and that's why you're both doing the same thing
So it could just be that both of those boys got in Pornhub watch the same fucking
Whatever stepsister video,
and we're kind of fucking in that way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stepsister Bukaki Christmas is a fave for both of them.
Yeah.
That is a big... I wonder, I do wonder if she is how old she is.
Because here's what I'll say about Gen Z.
I do think the men of Gen Z specifically
are suffering from a terminal case of porn
brain in a way that obviously millennial men are watching his shit out of porn. But I'm
just saying we hadn't, we didn't have access to it in the way that Gen Z has had access
to it in just terms of ease and age. They were so they, they had it much younger than
we did. And I don't know about you guys guys But my computer was in the kitchen growing up. So my porn watching experience was very covert
And very hard and dial-up to be frank. Sure. You really have to wait for it
You really had to edge for a little bit. I just think Instagram is now PornHub
you know what I mean, like I follow so many girls that are posting nudes myself included and
So it's not even like porn brain.
It's just like hyper saturated sexualization.
Which I can't decide if I'm pro or against.
I really go back and forth.
As I have a pole in the middle of my kitchen,
I can't decide.
She has a stripper pole in the middle of her kitchen,
which is not a common facet of a New York apartment.
It's kind of shocking, quite frankly,
that you found a New York apartment that has the sturdy...
The studs to really hold a stripper pole.
Yeah, it's a tension rod, I'll say that much.
And I got it on Amazon.com.
I love that.
Just to bring us back to the text, though, this woman cried that the man ordered a club soda with lime.
Did I hear that correctly?
So I think she got broken up with that day maybe
and tried to bounce back on a date.
That said, it sounded a lot like my ex who ordered pizza
and had sex with me and I can't go on.
I really,
it's just too much hearing this story.
I also think that we all think these things
when we start dating again after a breakup,
I'm going through this right now,
but you don't say it to the date.
You're not like, oh, the way you're blinking and breathing
and have human skin reminds you of my ex,
keep that to yourself.
Wait, you're dating human skinned people?
Brag, oh my God, Jesus Christ, Steph. It's like keep that to yourself. Wait, you're dating human skinned people? Bragg, oh my God.
Jesus Christ, Steph.
It's like put that in the group chat,
don't say it to the date.
Yeah, no, that is, I mean, what a rule to live by,
just generally speaking in terms of things
that you say out loud,
so much of it could be kept to the group chat.
So much of it could be kept to the group chat.
Yeah, potentially, depending on, just in the inner monologue.
Maybe don't need to share it with a friend.
Why say it at all?
Yeah, I say your damn mouth shut everyone.
I can't stop yapping. So that's impossible.
The thing is, is I would have to say to somebody to if this man felt like a ghost
that I was fucking, I would definitely want to share that as well.
But it is I think Steph is exactly correct,
it is like know your audience a little bit.
And also, it sounds like a chance to get back with him.
Just pretend he is the ex.
Yeah, John is actually,
I don't know that this woman is listening.
Unfortunately, we are just reacting to Doggie
telling his tale.
So maybe he can relay this to the woman in question,
but I don't know, yeah, I think it's like
a really good spot for her to be in,
a really weird spot for Doug to be in.
Yeah, like use Doug as an avatar.
Like one time I was really obsessed with Timothee Chalamet
and I hooked up with the only guy
who kinda looks like Timothee Chalamet.
I'm over him now, I'm over my king Kara.
Don't lie to yourself. We're going to dive right in now with your stories, Zach and Steph.
We're going to start with Zach.
Where in your life does this story take place?
This story in particular happens in October.
I'm visiting. Wow, recently.
Kind of a hot recent story, yeah.
Maybe not fully processed.
Minds are in sight. I was gonna say,
sort of the big thing with storytelling
is we don't always know when the story has ended
until we've had some distance from it.
So I'm interested to hear the story
and to see if your story has truly ended
or if we think there's a postscript to this
That's beautiful. Well, are we when I die my story will ultimately end and will make sense of this existence. I
Hot take or not a hot take breaking news
I've been experimenting with some bisexuality over the past year or so Trump's gonna ban being gay
So I'm yeah, you got to have a backup plan
We all have to have a backup plan sexual. Yeah, that's what I've been saying for a long
It's like a 401k for sexual relation. Yeah, but I've yeah, so I this I visited a friend on a cruise ship
She was doing a game show on board it
It was in Europe and I was gonna stay in her cabin and like explore the ship with her
We had worked together on one ten years ago
And so we were catching up enjoying each other and she there was a girl on the ship in the cast of the musical that
Was on board and I thought she was cute
She was a friend of this woman and so before we go to see her big game show of the week
I
Like actually like cruise ships. I think like though I
Know it's a little basic but I'm on a cruise.
Yeah. Like gorgeous hotel.
I think people that don't like it are judgy.
But I asked her before, like, hey, do you want to get dinner before the show?
And I read that you're supposed to be mean when you're straight flirting.
So I was like, hey, where's something cute?
If you have anything cute, I really I went.
I got her good
Whoa, but the thing is is she I assume assumes you're gay at this point
What is this?
Guy doing yeah, and so to hear that kind of neg from a gay guy is a whole different thing
It's a whole different you've you've put her in a very separate arena bully her
I feel like I could be a little bypassing.
You never know.
You could be bypassing.
I honestly did know you were a little bit.
That's true, you have biface for sure.
Listeners, I want you to know,
Zach Zimmerman has biface.
These cherubic cheeks, those.
Yeah.
And so then she comes back and she's like,
oh, I don't have anything cute.
Guess I'll have to wear something slutty.
Okay, so she went there. She's playing the game. Now we're having a little fun. And so I don't have anything cute. Guess I'll have to wear something slutty. Okay. So she went there.
She's playing the game.
Now we're having a little fun.
And so I went in for the kill.
I went, I knew what needed to be done.
I went, good girl.
I went, I went, good girl.
You can vomit in your mouth if you need to.
Wait, wait, wait.
So you went straight from being a gay guy
to being-
Baby girl coder? straight from being a gay guy to being baby girl, baby girl, like
styled dom straight guy.
Sexuality is a spectrum.
It's a performance.
It's no. Yeah.
I mean, listen, you're in international waters.
Everything is.
Were you like turned on during this conversation or were you like?
I mean, she said the words. Oh, my God, I wish podcasting was a visual media.
Like I'm sorry. I just I'm thinking of like when I tried to be by
because I went to NYU and I would like flirt with girls at bars
and then like give them my number and like hook up with them
and then just be kind of like, well, like going down on them like.
Well, not to spoil anything, but it didn't go anywhere.
You know the face, it's a little, it's a silly tongue
stuck out to the side.
It's a Gen Z tongue.
Yeah.
That is Steph's approach to bisexuality.
But yeah, no, my same question,
were you turned on by this dynamic?
I found the woman attractive and where, you know,
the people, everyone else on the ship is fucking.
That's like why you book a cruise vacation
with your spouse or whatever.
And so I'm like, oh, this could be like a fun experiment.
And so, yeah, I think so.
I'm not like jacking off to the text thread,
but I'm like, she said the word sexy.
That to me seems sexual.
No, a little. This is crazy.
I you're the third gay guy I know who has experimented with bisexuality on a cruise ship.
It really does something about getting out on the water on the open sea.
Really is like it's pirate mentality is what it is.
It's a yeah.
It's saying any any booty that I can find. It's giving me is what it is. It's a pirate mentality. It's saying any booty that I can find.
It's giving siren.
It's giving Vikings.
It's Wench.
Yeah.
Or there's so much imagery here.
The water too is very feminine I think.
Fluid.
Fluid even.
Yeah, Mother Earth.
Yeah.
I would never hook up with a girl on a cruise.
I wanna say when I'm on a cruise,
I feel my most straight. Well, I mean, hook up with a girl on a cruise. I want to say when I'm on a cruise, I feel my most straight.
Well, I mean, and apparently so did Zach.
So, oh, yeah, it actually turned you straight.
Left all my all my boas in the room.
Wait, but you guys didn't hook up.
We didn't hook up, but we go to dinner together and she's got her little name tag on and the table next to us.
So it's a date to me, but the table next to us starts
talking to her.
There's like an old guy, he sees the name tag, he's like, oh, you work on the ship
or whatever.
And they end up having a diagonal date because she like has to work.
She has to be nice to the passengers.
I'm just a passenger.
And so the wife and I are like, oh, yeah, smiling.
You basically hired a prostitute is what you're saying.
But I didn't get the lovin'.
Nothing happened.
Because as you mentioned earlier,
I found out from my friend, I asked the next day,
like, hey, so what did this woman, I forget her name.
That doesn't look great, but...
Yeah, you just mentioned she was wearing a name tag in the story.
Right.
It might be...
I don't totally remember.
Okay, well, either way, we'll bleep it.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Yeah.
But the next day my friend is like,
oh, I told her you were gay.
And so I am going back and processing the whole exchange
through that lens.
It wasn't like my thumbs in her mouth, like good girl.
She was hearing like, good girl.
Good girl.
Wear what you want.
Good girl. Yes. The night is yours. Yes, hunty, good girl. Good girl. Wear what you want. Good girl. Yes.
The night is yours.
Yes, Honte.
Good girl.
Gorgeous.
So I'm, yeah, I'm trying to figure,
and it's not the first time, I feel like I need to,
I can't say, hey, gorgeous,
because that comes off gay too.
You can't say hey, gorgeous.
You cannot say hey, gorgeous.
I don't know what to do.
When you use Stanford Black and Sex and the City, like you can't say hey, you cannot say beautiful. I don't know what to do. Stanford black and sex in the city like you can't say hey, Gordon.
No. So I'm trying.
What do you say to un-gay yourself?
I've been getting different stand up clips to the Instagram, you know, not leading
with the legacy gay stand up I have, which I think hopefully is helping slowly.
But but are you forcing this bisexuality onto yourself or like,
were you like, OK, I have to be bisexual?
Were you starting to be attracted to girls and you were like, I'm bisexual?
It's been a dormant, shameful, even behavior that I was was starting to.
Want to explore, like I've been watching straight porn for a very long time.
Wow.
You're hooked up with women in high school and college.
You're doing it in reverse.
I know.
I'm ready to figure out who I am now.
And I hooked up with a very hot trans woman in LA and sort of like, I don't know.
It's all, it's all blurry.
Yeah.
You're not gay.
You're not gay guy no more.
You're not gay guy no more.
Queer. Queer. I do like it. You're not gay. No more. Yeah, we're we're I do
Queer gives a lot of room for messy. Yeah, there's a lot of wiggle room with queer
Oh, I'll be wiggling this art not showering
Let's go now to another self-professed experimental bisexual, Steph Dagg. What is your current love situation? What's going on in your love life these days?
I'm recently single as of two months ago.
Whoa.
I was a straight person in an open relationship,
which I don't think is for straight people.
Brave of you to admit.
Yeah, I don't... I feel in retrospect,
when a straight person tries to do an open relationship,
it's like when a white guy gets into anime,
you're kind of like, that's not for you.
No, that's for Asian men and black guys. Yeah kinda like, that's not for you.
That's not for you.
No, that's for Asian men and black guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exclusively.
Yeah, so I-
I did just buy my first manga a week ago.
Wow, you're really diving into bisexuality, Zach.
I watched Alice in Borderland on Netflix,
had to get the source material.
You are a Brooklyn buy through and through.
Yeah, Brooklyn buy for sure, through and through.
So you're recently out of this relationship.
How long was the relationship?
A year and a half.
A year and a half, that's not nothing.
It was a long, it was a-
When did it open?
It was open from jump.
Uh-huh.
And why, was there a specific reason why this one was open?
He wanted it to be.
Oh.
And did you, do you feel you both
took advantage of the openness equally?
No.
No. And who would you say
took advantage of the openness more?
Him.
You're like the perfect witness on a stand.
Just like...
Yes. Your honor.
Just the facts. Just the facts.
Just the facts.
So I'm in an open relationship and our relationship, we take it sort of like down the middle where
it is like, listen, if I'm out of town and you've had an amazing hookup with a stranger,
I don't necessarily need to hear about it.
But if something funny happened, I want to know about it.
Like if there's a story there, like let me in a little bit.
But like if it's just a one-off, I don't necessarily care.
And also for a while, our rule was also,
the only people on his no-fly list for me were his exes.
And then I met all of his exes and I was like,
oh, nevermind, I'm not threatened by these men.
So.
Well, that was the thing is I wasn't like threatened by anyone.
So like it wasn't like that's why I was able to get through it because I was like, I don't
I'm not scared to leave me for another girl.
But at any time it was just sex, like he would just hook up with someone on a night out or
I would.
I feel like we both were okay with it.
It was more like when I would hear that he was hanging out with them.
I would be like, why?
Why?
If it's not about the logistics of your hookup,, I would be like. Absolutely. Why, why?
If it's not about the logistics of your hookup,
you shouldn't be talking about it.
Agreed.
I reminded the words of the late Jimmy Carter,
who when asked had he cheated on his wife,
he said, not in the way you mean,
which is a very like.
Christian.
That's an iconic word, I'm so glad.
Thank you for bringing that into my life.
I think I was told that in a sermon once as a child
and like a Christian,
because it was sort of like if you sin in your heart,
it's less.
Right, they were thinking the other way.
They were thinking the other way,
but we took it to me in open relationships.
Jimmy Carter was in an open relationship.
Wow.
We were taking away from this.
And thank you for bringing up Jimmy Carter on this panel.
Yeah, RIP.
Gone too soon. Gone way too soon bringing up Jimmy Carter on this panel. Yeah, RIP.
Gone too soon.
Gone way too soon.
He had more houses to build.
His base pair has in heaven.
Steph, so you've been trying the open relationship thing
with this partner.
It is going so-so at the start of the story.
Take us to the story.
at the start of the story, take us to the story.
So my story is pre this relationship.
It's unrelated. Yeah.
But okay, so then my story is I was at a bar
in Greenpoint for my birthday two years ago
and I spot a man from across the bar.
He kind of looks like Nosferatu meets GQ Magazine, if that makes sense.
Love that, I mean, that sounds like Greenpoint to me,
if I've ever heard it.
Yeah, he had porcelain white skin and black hair.
I immediately was like, look at this beautiful gay guy.
So I went up to him and I was like,
what is your skincare routine, tell me everything.
And immediately he bit the bait and he was like,
I use Korean skincare, blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, okay, I'm hanging out with this
legit gay guy, we're dancing, we're talking.
We go outside to smoke a cigarette.
He's like, can I kiss you?
I'm like, in what way?
In what way are you gonna kiss me?
It was Zach.
And he says Jimmy Carter style, not the way you think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, this was me and Zach's date.
But we make out.
It's like really good.
So I was like, okay.
And then I pull away.
I'm like, you're gay, right?
He's like, no.
And I was like, okay.
So then we go on a date.
A few days later, he doesn't text.
He just calls me.
I'm immediately like, and he's like weird.
He has like a really unsettling vibe, okay?
Which I'm like, okay.
Well, I mean, you could have just said
he called you on the phone and we would have gotten all,
we would have inferred all of that.
Yeah, yeah, he called me.
Just that statement alone.
So we go on a date, we go to a jazz club,
we're immediately fighting about Taylor Swift.
I'm saying like within five minutes of this date happening,
he's telling me that he thinks Taylor Swift is bad for women. I'm saying like within five minutes of this date happening,
he's telling me that he thinks Taylor Swift is bad for women.
And I'll say this, when a woman doesn't like Taylor Swift, I'm like, fine.
When a guy doesn't like Taylor Swift, I'm like, you got a manifesto in your backpack.
You know what I'm saying? Like you're going to shoot up a sorority you hate women. Run don't walk to the FBI right now, yeah. Yeah, you're on a watch list.
I'm calling the police.
He was going off about Taylor Swift.
He was trying to convince me Taylor Swift
made his little sister bulimic.
Which song?
What?
Which lyrics?
I was like.
This is the thing.
I think it's perfectly fine for anyone of any gender
to dislike Taylor on the merits of musicality and not vibing with her musical style.
Sure.
Fine.
But to take it to the step of she's bad for women, for you to proclaim that as a straight man, that is, that is Luigi coded.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
So we're fighting. and by the way,
there's like jazz, live jazz happening.
So I'm like trying to kind of like do this,
but being like, you know what Taylor Swift actually
speaks to the nuances and experiences of young girls.
Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da, you know?
And like-
It's La La Land.
You're living out an immersive La La Land experience.
Yeah, we're like legit fighting.
So then at one point he just gets up,
walks across the table and kisses me.
And then I'm like, OK, whatever.
I'm back in.
I obviously go home with him because I have a bad dad.
So I don't really know how to say no to that.
And then we go to his apartment.
We go to, the date was bad is what I'm saying
and I still went home with him.
And then we're hooking up, we're about to have sex.
He's doing the thing where he keeps asking me for consent
but in a way that's like, he's like,
do I have your consent to kiss you?
Do I have your consent to take your shirt off?
Do I have your consent?
And like, yes, consent, we love it, it's amazing.
But like, I was like, at what point can I just give you
consent for the whole thing now?
Now.
Right, yeah, a package deal.
Because when you start to itemize it like that,
it sort of becomes like, what do I look like?
That you think you need to ask for this much consent?
Yeah, it's like when you're friends.
Because if you have to ask for consent
more than three times, I think it should be a no.
Yeah. Yeah. I was like, what is happening? Yes, you have consent to take this sleeve off and
this sleeve off or whatever. Whatever, but he's good at what he's doing. So I'm like, okay.
So then we're having PNV Catholic sex. We are having sex and we start arguing again.
So by Catholic sex, you mean unprotected, right?
Well, here, just wait, just wait.
Oh, okay, okay.
Spoilers.
No spoilers.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
You're spoiling it.
So we're having sex and then out of nowhere,
he goes, did you get your third booster shot?
I was like, what?
I was like, no, I mean, I got the vaccine. I'm like, what? I was like, uh, no, I mean, I, you know, I got the vaccine.
I'm, I'm good. I'm chilling. I don't think I'd go rogue in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like,
I don't think I need a third booster. I'm like young and healthy. I'm fine.
And he got all offended. We're still actively fucking at this point. He got all offended.
And he's like, um, that is so selfish, you obviously don't care about more vulnerable populations.
And I look down and I go,
that's a lot coming from a guy not wearing a condom.
Talk about vulnerable population.
You're vulnerable to having children.
I'm popping out as a little nose for ought to little fucking-
What is pregnancy but long COVID for nine months?
Yeah, so true. So true.
So true.
So then I was like, you didn't ask me if you could wear a condom.
And then I was thinking, I was like, wow, it's crazy that he asked me for consent 300
times but didn't put on a condom.
Like, what is going on there?
But yeah, we were fully fighting.
We did finish having sex.
And then I ghosted him.
But that's like the second date I've been on
where we've gone into legitimate couples'
domestic arguments.
On an early date.
Well, and the thing is, is you said like,
I have a bad dad, I still went home with him
even though the date was terrible.
But for me, I guess like, I always look at it as like,
no matter how bad the date is,
usually like, we're going home together
because that's the opportunity to rescue the date.
You know, like.
Yeah, I was like, I wanna,
cause whenever we were hooking up, I was having fun.
It was just the second he started talking,
I was like, shut up, shut up, shut up.
So I was committed to hooking up.
And also I'm someone who I'm really like a slut abroad.
Like I really do my best work when I'm like in Portugal.
Okay, I will go to
Portugal for a week. I'll have sex with five guys in six days. You know what I'm saying? Then I come
back to New York. I'm Catholic. I don't know what's going on. I don't have sex with anyone in the city.
All my relationships have been long distance. So in this moment, I was committed to having sex
with someone in New York City for once in my goddamn life. And you know, it was fine.
Yeah, it was fine. It was fine.
And now your Hyman has grown back because it's been so long.
That was the last one, right? That was the last attempt.
Well, then I got into a relationship pretty quickly after,
and I know I did hook up with some people in the open relationship, but,
but yeah, that was the last time I hooked up with someone,
I think who legitimately lived in New York City.
Huh.
And boy, he was giving you the full Brooklyn experience, the full Brooklyn straight guy
experience.
Looks terrible, personality terrible, but all wrapped up in the performance of like
benevolent feminism towards his female partner.
Yeah.
Don't try to tell a girl about what's feminist.
Like it's so crazy.
He's the type of guy that's like,
I get pleasure from giving pleasure.
And you're like, shut the fuck up.
Which is like, you want, hey, say less.
Do, don't say, you know?
Like there's a really good way for you to communicate
that you get pleasure from giving pleasure. And that's by shutting your mouth and giving me pleasure, bitch.
Yeah.
A smile says a thousand words.
Yeah.
Jimmy Carter, 2020.
Oh, Jimmy.
Bad dates.
Bad dates.
I did used to ask people, even strangers, if they'd rather blow Trump or get fingered
by Biden and the answers would shock you.
Huh.
It's fingered by Biden, right?
By a landslide?
I think it's blow Trump because hear me out.
I think a blow job I can kind of disassociate and nothing about him is inside of me.
I don't want Biden's grubby little. That is a good point. What you're saying is a good point.
But I don't want Biden's grubby little fingers in my vagina.
I would rather have Biden's fingers in my vagina than Biden's fingers in my mouth.
I'll say that.
I'll say that and I'll co-sign that.
But I said blow Trump and I stand by it.
Interesting.
You know what?
You know he comes quick.
So it seems like,
cause then the onus is off of you
because when does the fingering stop with Biden?
That's the real question.
So true, it's my responsibility.
When you're pleased, baby.
I don't know who that was.
Yeah, I don't know.
That was George Bush. I don't have a bite.
I don't. And George Bush, I'll do anything with him.
Hey, everybody.
Just paint me like one of your French dogs, please.
Bad dates.
Well, you guys, on that note, we're going to wrap up the story. But before we go, you guys,
Zach, do you want to tell the people where they can find you what you're doing
These days what you want them to know about. Oh, I have hopefully a special coming out this year if you follow me on
Facebook or no Instagram easy. Well humiliating. I know why that was buried deep in me
Yeah, I mean now there's not facts I can lie on there as much as I want. Yeah, exactly
You either even if you don't have a special coming out on Facebook, you have a special.
Yeah. I'm ZZ double ZZ across all those little things, except Red Note.
What is the special called?
I haven't. Well, maybe this is breaking. I'll give you the exclusive. It's going to be called
Surprise Me. Oh, love that.
Surprise Me. Perfect. Well, look out for Zach Zimran's special Surprise Me.
Coming soon, follow him on Instagram to find out the details on that.
Steph Dagg, where can the people find you?
What are you doing these days that you want them to know about?
I am on Instagram at Steph Dagg's, S-T-E-F-D-A-G-Z.
And my tour dates are in my LinkedIn bio.
I don't know when this is coming out, but I got some dates in North Carolina,
I got some dates in the United Kingdom coming up, so.
Whoa!
Come see me live.
Whoa!
Yeah.
Yeah, check her out, so funny.
Such a pleasure to have both of you on the podcast.
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