Bad Dates with Jameela Jamil - Campground Rules (Advice Mini Episode)

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

Get to know new host Joel Kim Booster as he answers your dating questions and gives out advice in his own inimitable style. Today, Joel replies to a letter from a listener who said thanks, but no thanks, for the mammaries. All-new episodes begin next week! If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [e-mail], we can’t wait to hear all about it!  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Smart, Class, Media Bad Dates Hello, hello, hello. I am Joel Kim Booster and I am the new host of the Bad Dates podcast brought to you by Smartless Media. And this podcast is, I mean, it's pretty straightforward. It's exactly what it sounds like. It is about bad dates. I gather together some of my funniest friends, comedians, writers, actors, and performers of all types and they come on and they share with us some of the most formative,

the most traumatizing, the funniest bad date stories that they have experienced in their lives. And boy oh boy is it a lot of fun. I cannot wait for you guys to hear it. But here's the thing about our little podcast is we don't just overshare our own bad dates. We give you a platform to share about some of yours. And listen, sometimes you need advice. Sometimes you need to know how to move forward after a bad date, how to avoid a bad date that you can sense coming.

And sometimes you just need to get it off your chest. Either way, that's cool. You will send it in, we will read it, and then talk about it. And yes, we might make some jokes out of your trauma. And you just gotta be okay with that, okay? So this first piece of advice that we'll be doing on this little mini episode today is from Olive.

Olive writes in and says, "'Hi, bad dates. "'I started dating this guy and everything was going fine. "'On our third date, I invited him over and we went straight to my bed. We got undressed so fast and it felt like it was going to be an all-timer. He goes straight to my tits, which is fine, but the problem is, he just stays there. It gets weirder. He starts making these gentle moaning sounds and I can't help but feel like he's freaking nursing. I try to move him away, but he's not ready to move

on and the lactation fixation kills the vibe dead. Do I need to move him away, but he's not ready to move on and the lactation fixation kills the vibe dead. Do I need to give him feedback for his next girlfriend or just get out? Boy, oh boy, I love this story so much. I love that you make it very clear at the end of this story, Olive, that you will not be the current girlfriend anymore. This is purely advice for the next woman in line. And listen, I get it. No one likes to be a part of a kink without knowing it, without at least getting consent from it. Yes, you wanted to have sex with him. No, you didn't want to breastfeed him. And that's fair. That's totally fair position to take on this gentleman. I think you definitely

need to give him the feedback because here, just to give him a little bit of grace Okay, and just a little bit in this situation all of it's maybe he doesn't know he's doing it Okay, this is why it's especially important for you to give him the feedback because maybe He just read somewhere whether it be online on Twitter or on reddit somewhere or he read it in a magazine He read it in an old on Reddit somewhere or he read it in a magazine. He read it in an old GQ magazine that he's had in his bathroom for over a decade. And maybe he read and found out somewhere

that this is what women like, okay? Because listen, we know famously, famously straight men find female sexuality to be a complete mystery. And not all of them are fucking Colombo about figuring it out, okay? That's what we just sort of know this to be true. And maybe he read that article, he read that Reddit post,

and he just thinks this is what ladies like. In fact, maybe even his last girlfriend is to blame for this. Maybe she has the fixation and the fetish, and she told him that that's just what girls like, that every girl likes to have a man on their tit for the better part of intercourse. Okay. Maybe he doesn't even know he's engaging in a fetish of some kind. Maybe it has nothing to do

with lactation. Maybe he's just been lied to. Okay. And so for the sake of the next girlfriend, I do think you give them the feedback. I don't think there's any saving this relationship. Once you have the ick, it's very difficult to get rid of it. So I understand completely why you need to abandon ship. But you know, it's like, it's, it's, it's every relationship and sexual encounter I ever have. I always play by campground rules. Okay. And campground rules. It's, it's, you leave it better than you found it. Okay. You have an opportunity. Yes. You stumbled upon this great campsite that happens to have one weird thing about the campsite and you have an opportunity now to clean it up a little bit.

Clean it up for the next campers to come around and possibly fuck it up even more. So that's my advice to you, but it's ultimately, it's up to you really. The stakes are very low. And that's exactly why I love these bad dates stories. So listen, if you have a bad date question or story, you need me and my comedian friends to answer

or talk about, please email us at baddatespod at gmail.com or leave us a message at 984-265-3283. That's 984-265-3283 3 try to keep those messages under a minute long at most for a better chance at hearing it on the pod and stay tuned for all new episodes of bad dates our first episode is out next week i'm joel cam booster bye bye bad dates It's Smart Plus Media.