Bad Dates with Jameela Jamil - I Gave Indiana My Banana (w/ Tom Thakkar, Charlotte Dobre, and Sam Lantz)

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

On a new episode of Bad Dates, host Joel Kim Booster welcomes Tom Thakkar, Charlotte Dobre, and Sam Lantz to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Tom’s date is sorry not sorry but she should ma...ybe explore just being plain sorry, Charlotte lives a reverse “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” and Sam’s daddy is a hoarder of everything, including his exes. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is baddatespod@gmail.com, we can’t wait to hear all about it! Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips. Subscribe to our YouTube Channel for video clips.Merch available at SiriusXMStore.com/BadDates. Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual, Fire Island, Loot Season 2Tom Thakkar: @tomthakkar on Insta, new podcast You Hurt My FeelingsCharlotte Dobre: @CharlotteDobre on YouTubeSam Lantz: @PaulBunyan_ish on socials Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Bad Dates ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Smart. Less. Neon. I was told by this bisexual guy one time that the reason we congregate in the kitchen during parties is it's an evolutionary holdover where we desire to be in the place where food is made. And it is like a draw for us. Now, I don't know if this is true. I did not fact check this. We all know they are liars.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Uh, every single one of them, um, kidding, of course, do not email me. Joel, you famously said pick a side, right? Yeah. pick a side, right? Yeah, that was you. Oh, hello and welcome to another episode of Bad Dates, a podcast where we, you guessed it, talk about bad dates, bad first dates, second dates, third dates, 10 year long relationships, hookups, we cover it all on the pod. It's a very loose definition of what a date is
Starting point is 00:01:14 because quite frankly, I wanna book a lot of whores on this podcast and they don't date, they fuck. So that is the reason for that. But if you are tuning in for the very first time, basically what happens here is I bring on three of my funniest friends and we shoot the shit about a terrible, traumatic dating story from their past. Pretty simple, right?
Starting point is 00:01:38 Well, buckle up, it's about to get complicated because at the start of the episode, we've been doing this thing where we have a list of questions from relationship experts on first date questions to ask that will lead to success for you. And so I'm going to ask my panel very shortly what their answer is to this question. And today's question is pretty fun. It is where would someone find you at the party? I think that this is a fun question
Starting point is 00:02:05 because you can answer it literally, but there's also a metaphorical answer to this question too. Like I will say for myself, I am outside at the party. If there's an outdoor space, I'm there. I don't care how cold it is. I need to be able to look up and see the sky while I'm listening to someone's story about how they watched Love on the Spectrum last weekend.
Starting point is 00:02:24 You know, that's what I need to be able to do at the party. But then metaphorically, I would say I am in line for the bathroom. That's what it feels like every party for me is like, I'm just talking, I'm waiting and I'm talking, I'm waiting to leave and I'm talking. And so that's me. But let's see what our guests have to say. Joining me today is a very funny comedian and old friend. I'll say it. He has performed on The Tonight Show in Comedy Central.
Starting point is 00:02:52 He's a regular at some of the best comedy clubs all over the country. And I gotta say, top five, one of the funniest people coming out of Indiana, my friends. Hey, wow. That started so promising. It goes Tom Ticar, Larry Bird, Megan Gailey. In that order. She'd love that. Anyways, next we have a comedian, writer, actor, singer, and content creator known for
Starting point is 00:03:19 her series, The Swipe Life. It's Charlotte Debray. Hi, Charlotte. You are like one, two, three, four, five. You are a what is it? A penta threat. What is it? There's nothing you cannot do. And it does not sound like you have. I can't do math. You can't do math. Okay. Nobody's perfect. I can't do math. Nobody is perfect. And finally, I'm very excited. I'm a big fan of this next guy. He is a fitness icon who has appeared on The Tonight Show and was a finalist on the Netflix series, Squid Game, The Challenge. It's Sam Lance. Welcome, Sam.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Welcome to me. Hello, Rob. Robbed, robbed. I'll say it again. The show is two years old, but I will say robbed for the rest of my life. You were so good on that show. Thank you for joining us here. So panel back to the question at hand. I'll start with Tom. Tom, and again, you could feel free to answer it in one way or the other or both, but where can people find you at the party? And what do you think it says about you? I feel like my answer is kind of both in one and that is in the kitchen. I love to hang out. If there's a kitchen that I can be in, because it kind of feels like I'm almost hosting,
Starting point is 00:04:31 like people go into the fridge to get a beer and I'm like, oh, they've got, they've got seltzers, they've got white cloth. I'm kind of like leading into there. And I'm, you know, that's where the chips and dips are. Yeah, no, I know who the Monica is. Yes, I like to be in the mix. Every party So we know who the Monica is. Yes. I like to be in the mix. Every party people are in the kitchen,
Starting point is 00:04:49 opening up a La Croix, taking a sip and then leaving it. Never has once has someone finished a La Croix at a party that I have thrown. Charlotte, what about you? Where can people find you in at the party? Usually dancing on a table. Oh wow. Dancing on a table.
Starting point is 00:05:04 I mean, if there's no tables, then I'm usually like dancing somewhere. And then when I get too hot, because I get very sweaty, I am outside as well. Great. Have you ever broken a table? I won't be dancing on just anything. It's got to hold my weight. I'm a tall girl. So she's a tall girl. She's now podcasting on a visual medium. But I'll say, I think you could, a lot of tables could hold ya. I don't know, that's all. And I'll leave it at that, Charlotte. I appreciate that, I think.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Finally. Oh. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Finally, Sam, where are people gonna find you at the party? With the dog.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Oh, that's such a great answer. That is such a great answer. Bad Dates Our first storyteller up today is the wonderful Tom Dakar. Tom, you alluded to this, that you've been out of the dating game for a while. What's your current love situation and what was your style, would you say,
Starting point is 00:06:11 before you met your current partner? Were you a serial monogamous? Were you a slut? Were you dating around? What was your deal? Oh, good question. So right now I'm married. I've been married for a couple years now
Starting point is 00:06:22 with my wife now for about eight years. Wow. Which is crazy. Ooh. But before that, I went through phases of both because I was a serial monogamous kind of, like I got engaged the first time when I was 21 because I am from Indiana and you have to do that.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Were you Christian at the time? No, that's the weirdest part is it was like, it was almost like a religious thing because I was like saving myself for marriage in some ways But like or for the person that I thought I was gonna marry whatever. I was like very sacred with my little V card Yeah, but so pure yes gave Indiana your banana. OK. Hold for hold.
Starting point is 00:07:12 OK, sorry. Sorry. I got to get room. That's hilarious. No, I did. In fact, I give an Indiana my but my banana. I was never hurt. I fucked a minion. And so it was so cool.
Starting point is 00:07:27 The title of that now, unfortunately, for everybody. Where in your life is the story taking place? So this would have been about 2013, 2014. So I matched with this girl and she's like, oh, my God I'm actually, I'm, I'm coming to your show tonight. And I was like, oh cool. And then I figured we would hang out. She seemed nice enough, but we didn't really talk much on the app. She was just like, oh, I'm coming to your show tonight. So I was like, oh, did she already know she already knew who you were? She knew who you were. I don't, that part, I still don't know to be totally honest with you because she was just like,
Starting point is 00:08:03 she's, I, she was like, what are you doing in town? I was like, oh, I'm honest with you. Cause she was just like, she was like, what are you doing in town? I was like, oh, I'm doing the show. And she was like, oh, I'm actually coming to your show tonight. I think I was opening for somebody. If this was when I was 20. Yeah. So I think she might've really just been happy to come through, but I also knew a lot of people
Starting point is 00:08:17 in that town. And I think she did know me through mutual friends or something. Okay. Here's why it's Harry. It'll make more sense as I go, because as to as to what I mean, whereas she might have already known what the deal was. But so she shows up with her brother to the show.
Starting point is 00:08:35 And I'm like, cool, that's great. We're obviously nothing is going to happen here. And I'm there for a few days. I was like, maybe we'll hang out tonight, like get a drink after the show. And then we hang out this weekend or something that would that would be like a few days. I was like, maybe we'll hang out tonight, like get a drink after the show. And then we hang out this weekend or something that would, that would be like a normal thing. Having the brother there actually sort of like, like relieve some of the tension that would exist if the brother is, it's like, you know, you're not fucking when
Starting point is 00:08:58 the brother's there, you know, you can just get to know her. Yeah. Yes. And she was, they're not gay man. So you can just get to know her. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. And she was, yeah, they're not gay man. Exactly. From her picture, she was cute. I was like, yeah, yeah, cool. Maybe this will be a real thing. Who knows? I don't know. I was like, I'm kind of up for anything at this point in my life. And, uh, and so she shows up, we do the show, everything's fun. And then we're at the bar after and she proceeds to get so fucking drunk, like crazy drunk. And I mean, I was pretty quickly like, okay, this doesn't seem like anything and that's totally
Starting point is 00:09:32 okay. But her brother leaves at some point during all of this. Oh, no, he was the safety net. Yeah. Yeah. They and they supposedly live like 30 to 40 minutes away. This is kind of a smaller town. So I was like, what the fuck? Like, what are we doing? And at first I didn't realize like, Oh, she's crazy. Cause I was drinking too, but she kept saying, I don't know if any of you guys have like tick, like tick words that you're just like, this is an immediate, I'm out. She just kept saying the phrase, sorry, not sorry.
Starting point is 00:10:07 And this was like, this is like, like I said, 2014 ish people were saying it a lot, you know, and it's a similar sort of right around the time of people ending stories by saying, so that happened. Yes. Or like somebody, you know, it's like, so that's a thing. Yeah. Yeah. We saw many of our fellow comedian friends use that on stage and our hearts would break. But the night progresses and this is like a late night bar. We're all hanging out and I also have a bunch of friends there too.
Starting point is 00:10:42 So it's not just like me and this girl hanging out. It's a bunch of people and she seems to know some of the people there. So I was like, okay, maybe she's fine. I don't know. But it starts to get to a point in the night where she's like stumbling drunk and it's like a problem and she doesn't have anywhere to go.
Starting point is 00:10:56 And I'm staying in the little area where we're at. And I was like, hey, let's get you into a cab and she won't tell me where she lives. And I'm like, you got to give me your address so I can order you an Uber. And she's like, I, I don't know. And I was just like, what? And so I call it. Finally, I call a cab company and I put her on the phone.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Yes. Yes. Yes. It's like what Jezebel article did she not read that she got incapacitated, incapacitated with a stranger 40 minutes away from her home? This chills me to the bone. I'm so glad it was you, one of the good stuff.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Not someone worse. Yeah. So you call that you put her on the phone with the cab company. I call it cab company because I can't get her address to put it in an Uber in the Uber app. And I'm like, well, maybe she'll snap to when I give her the phone with the cab company and she takes the phone, the cab company is like, Hey, we're on our way. Where do you live? And she hangs up on them. And it becomes such an issue. I'm staying with other comedians like in the, like, like I said, like near the club, like very walking distance to the club. So I'm like, okay, we have a couch, whatever. I I'll sleep on the fucking
Starting point is 00:12:12 couch. You can take the bed because it's like three thirty in the morning at this point, and I'm just like, okay, you take the bed. I'll sleep on the couch, whatever, and I wake up at like six in the morning to her going through all of their stuff. She's like opening drawers and she's like, I catch her and she's like, fuck, I gotta go to work. And I was like, what are you talking about? Work? I was like, you don't have a car bitch. What the fuck are you talking about? She's like was like, you don't have a car, bitch. What the fuck are you talking about? She's like, I need clothes. She like didn't have shoes or something.
Starting point is 00:12:49 She's like, I need clothes to go to work. That's what I was looking for is clothes. And I'm like, you're wearing clothes right now. I don't know what to tell you. She was looking through the comedian's, so she was gonna get like an oversized Looney Tunes T-shirt and a flat br rimmed baseball cap. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:06 And I thought, so this is the other part that's crazy is I thought she has to be stealing shit. I still kind of think she was, but I'm not sure about that. So that she leaves, we finally get her out of the place and I'm like, okay, I don't think she stole anything. I think we're good. And, uh, the, that night I have another show at the, at the club. She comes back. She comes back to the same bar attached to the club. So she comes and hangs out again. This is, this is like in similar vein to, so that happened and sorry,
Starting point is 00:13:40 not sorry. Unfortunately, another phrase that really gives me the ick, but it does apply here is we got a stage five clinger. It's like that kind of humor that like really drives me crazy. But unfortunately, I'm not now understanding why they created that phrase. No, she was, she was insane. She was like, uh, I have to go to work. And I said, ma'am, this is a Wendy's and uh, no, uh, she shows up the next night and I'm like, what the fuck is this lady doing back here? And it's before the show. And the other comedian, there's a guy, you're doing a guest body also works at
Starting point is 00:14:23 the club and they go and disappear for a while. I'm just like, I don't want anything to do with this woman. I don't, I'm out. Like she's a nut. And I see the open, the guest spot come in. He's all like red faced and sweaty. And he goes, yeah, I just fucked that girl in my car.
Starting point is 00:14:43 No. And then he said, then they tell me she was at the condo, the same like apartment. They were like, yeah, she was up there last weekend too. So it was like this weird game she was playing. I still don't understand it. I don't even think she came. I'm not even sure if she went to any of the shows. I don't know. I think she was obsessed with his apartment. I still don't understand. Bad Dates
Starting point is 00:15:17 We're moving right along now to our second storyteller, Charlotte Debray. Charlotte, paint us the picture. Where are we at? When are we at? When are we at? I think it was around 2016 and I was around 25 and I was living in Toronto. I had just moved here and I was using dating apps. What a great time to move to the US, 2016.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Perfect timing. Oh, I'm actually in Toronto, so I'm Canadian. Oh, I love you. Oh, I'm actually in Toronto. So I'm Canadian. Oh, I love you. Yes. Yes. So yeah, anyway, so I was using dating apps and I thought I was being pretty picky, you know, like making sure I was attracted to them, that they were, I paid for apps to make it so that I could only see tall guys, okay? And they could only see me.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Wow. I come across this guy, he's tall, he's good looking. He is a scientist and works for SickKids Hospital Toronto, which if you don't know is this world renowned children's hospital where they treat cancer patients. SickKids. It's very, very sick kids. Because it sounds totally made up. No, it's not. SickKids Hospital Toronto. It feels like a Looney Tunes facade on the outside that says,
Starting point is 00:16:27 Sick kids hospital here. Bring your sick kids. So, saw the scientists, tall, good looking, you know, we matched and we planned to meet up on a date. And, you know, we're on this date and he's charming. He's like, we're having a great time and, you know, we're having a few drinks and getting to know each other. Chemistry's there. And I'm like, dang, like this, this guy is great. I'm really, really enjoying this. When it goes this well at the beginning of the story, I'm always so much more nervous. Yeah, my palms are sweating where the turn happens. I'm setting the scene. And it's also kind of, it's Toronto, so it's snowing and in Toronto,
Starting point is 00:17:05 know, kind of, it's Toronto, so it's snowing and like in Toronto, the, um, the springtime is kind of snow and rain at once. So it's like, it's like mess of anyways, it's not, it's not fun to be in Toronto in the spring, but you know, so it's, it's snowing and, and, um, very romantic and he, you know, asked me to go back to his place and I'm a little drunk and I'm like, what's the worst that could happen? Oh boy. So, you know, we end up taking- Oh no, we're about to find out. We end up taking the subway home and it is so romantic. We're like making out in the snow and like it's this very, very far trip. Like he does not live close to me at all. He lives quite far out of the city. Eglinton West, if you've ever been to Toronto, it's like quite far north and I live very south. So, you know, we're on the way back to his place.
Starting point is 00:17:48 It's very romantic. We're making out on the subway in the snow. You get back to his place. Yes, I love that. You're only allowed to make out on the subway if you're in dates one through three and you were in the throes of passion of new love. Once you get past date three, it's no longer appropriate and you should not touch each other on the trip.
Starting point is 00:18:05 That's sad. It's such a fun, heightened experience. It's very romantic. So we get back to his place and we hook up and we have no idea what's going on outside because we're enjoying each other and having so much fun. So far, I feel like you might have misunderstood the premise of the podcast because this sounds incredible from top to bottom. Oh, just you wait. In the meantime, we don't really know what's going on outside. We smoke a little weed. We're hanging out.
Starting point is 00:18:35 And I haven't looked at my phone. And so I look at the phone and I have an email saying that due to weather, your acting class is canceled. It's impossible to get downtown, the roads are really bad, and I'm like, what the hell is going on outside? And I checked the weather and it's like there's a weather warning because there is like a historic ice storm going on outside. Like it is like ice pellets are like hitting you in the face and it's like knives to the face. Okay. And roads are terrible. Uber's are crazy expensive. You know, public transit is not
Starting point is 00:19:10 running properly. And you know, it was never my intention to stay, but I kind of, you know, ask him, I was just like, Hey, so this is like, obviously not something that I would normally ask. Um, but it kind of seems like it's going to be really difficult for me to get home. Remember I said that this is very far away from me And this is in my life fully the premise of a rom-com or a horror movie depending on Yeah, we're not sure yet, but this like Quite romantic. I'm worried. There's gonna be weird beakers and shit with human blood No beakers it looked like a pretty normal apartment But yeah, and so I asked him, I'm
Starting point is 00:19:46 like, hey, listen, like, would you mind if I just kind of like chilled here until like the storm goes away and I can take like the bus home or like Ubers aren't like $100 each. I could not afford $100 Uber at the time. Like this is like nobody should even pay that now but that's how much they cost. And he, I don't know if he was like really baked or something, but he basically told me that he did not want me to stay and that he wanted to be alone. Oh, shit. Oh. I was like, oh, okay. I guess I'll leave then. And I'm looking at my phone and like buses aren't running. Looking at the Uber app, everything's super expensive.
Starting point is 00:20:25 And I was just like, this is like, seriously? Like, you're just gonna like- You're living the reverse of baby it's cold outside. Baby, you're fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, baby, you're four outside. Yeah, but please leave. I'd like to be alone.
Starting point is 00:20:42 So anyways, I'm like basically stranded at this guy's house and he does not want me there. I'm so confused because we had this absolutely amazing date. We had so much fun together. Now he's basically kicking me out of his house in the middle of an ice storm and I have no way of getting home. I end up calling an Uber pool, which still was like $50. So he didn't offer to like pay for my Uber home or anything.
Starting point is 00:21:10 And like, you know, so I ended up calling an Uber pool and was just so taken aback because it's like, what the fuck, you literally don't care if I live or die. Like it is like, it is really bad out there. And so, you know, like I'm waiting for the Uber, it's super fricking awkward. And then I'm guessing he probably felt bad because he's trying to walk me to my Uber
Starting point is 00:21:31 and like there's ice pellets, like hitting us in the face. And I just remember turning to him and saying, as I got in the Uber, you know, it really is a shame. And then I got in the Uber and it was, I was sharing it with a couple that was fighting. And I was in the backseat. Oh my God, it was a nightmare. They were fighting and I was in the backseat.
Starting point is 00:21:52 I had sunglasses on, I was crying and it was a 45 minute Uber ride home and I was just crying the whole time. And I unmatched with him like immediately. Damn. So yeah. I need you. Bag fumble.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Now I wanna call up the Uber driver and be like, what was your experience of this? Two people screaming at each other. White girl in the back sobbing. That is I don't think I've taken an Uber pool since. Yeah, too embarrassed. I bet that couple was in hell too. They were like, we're trying to fight here. We got this girl crying, spoiling the vibe,
Starting point is 00:22:27 ruining the vibe of the Uber pool. Maybe you made them appreciate each other more. I was trying to hush it up though. Like I had the sunglasses on and I was like, were you in the front seat or were you sharing the back? I shared the back. Oh my God. You were fully riding in the middle. I love it. That's incredible. You know what my theory is based on you being in Toronto and the randomness of him asking
Starting point is 00:22:54 you to leave at this hour is I believe he wanted to do math. Bad Gates. Bad Gates. And finally, with a horror story all his own, it is Sam Lance. Where in your timeline does this story take place? You know, it's funny because I think I was about 20, between 23 and 25, I was living in Palm Springs and I was- You're about 50 years too young to be living in Palm Springs, but keep going.
Starting point is 00:23:33 No, Target Market, Joel, come on. That's my Target Market. No gray, no play. I'm a daddy chaser. I love that. So I'm living in Palm Springs. So you were in heaven, you were a hog inaser. I love that. So I'm living in Pumphrey. So you were in heaven, you were a hoggin' shit. Basically. Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:49 And now I live in Fort Lauderdale, which is all daddies too, so I got all the eye candy. Sort of the latter and move, yeah. Yeah. So I'm messaging with this guy on, I can't remember what it was, probably like Adam for Adam at that point. So we were chatting on some app and he was nice,
Starting point is 00:24:07 he was successful, you know, that's a benchmark. He lived in a penthouse apartment on Park Avenue, Park Place, whatever that is. You're essentially reciting the theme song to the nanny right now. I've been for my entire life. I was like, Rich, that could be fun. I was attracted to him and he suggested that I come and visit.
Starting point is 00:24:35 I'm like, yeah, sure. I am in my mid-20s and flying across the country is expensive. I'm like, I've got to save up my tips for a couple of weeks and then I can come and visit. And he's like no just send me your information I will buy the plane ticket. And I was like okay cool like not going to say no. You're pretty womaning it. Yeah I love it. Pretty womaning.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Again a huge fan so I'm like living my dreams. So he picks me up and we're driving back and he's like telling me all of this stuff that I feel like he should have told me before. Like, hey, my ex lives with me. Oh, that's a big E. And he's there. Oh. And he's sleeping in the common area.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Oh, absolutely not. Wait, I was about to sort of jokingly rib you and be like, maybe he was telling you things that you should have asked about, but in fact, how would you ever think to ask, hey, by the way, is your ex living with you still? That is like so crazy. We get back to the apartment and we get up there
Starting point is 00:25:43 and it is this gorgeous apartment, hoarder status. Oh, no. No. No. Like expensive shit hoarder status too. Like huge paintings just propped up on the wall one after the other. And I am claustrophobic and I'm a big dude. So when small spaces are even smaller. I mean, he's hoarding so much. He's hoarding his ex boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Yeah. He's gathered so much. Yeah. There's probably like five or six guys. You lift up a newspaper, there's another one sitting underneath like. Yeah, it's just some little twink. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Yeah. Yeah. So I'm just, I was like, I just want to lay down. Everything will be better in the morning. It'll all be fine. Just right now, everything feels like it's closing in on me because I'm tired. I'm stressed out. It'll be fine in the morning.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Listeners, things were not fine in the morning. Oh, boy. I have a mesophonial, which sounds, I get a physical reaction to sounds and especially eating sounds. And I woke up to that and my least favorite smell in the world, which is fish. So there's just this little- Eww. Fish in the morning. which is fish. So there's just this little fish in the morning next to my face. And I just opened my eyes and there is a cat right here. And I love, I love animals, but it was very spooky because a cat that close looks a lot larger when you first wake up.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Sure, sure, sure. And so I just kind of jerk up and I scare the cat and it jumps across the room, startling probably 12 other cats. Oh shit. Oh my God. Wow. These are the Eurista cats.
Starting point is 00:27:41 This is crazy. I wish. They'd be singing to me, not eating their tuna fish right next to my head. On top of all this very expensive stuff is just animal waste, just feces. Oh no, please no. And so I went into the kitchen and I was like, so when are you going to work?
Starting point is 00:28:04 And he's like, oh, I'm about to leave right now and here's like a key and do whatever you want. And he's like, here's some cash. I'm like, this is fun, but also weird. You gotta per diem. Right, he leaves. About two minutes later, I call another daddy I'd been talking to in New York.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Oh. And I'm like, I gotta get out of here. I take my stuff and I run down to the car. I get in and I'm escaping, I think, until the guy that I was going to hang out with was the headmaster of a Catholic school and told me that he was very excited because tomorrow he was going to have a party with all of his priest friends and they're gonna love me. Oh my God. You're living the Conclave porn parody right now. Like that is so psycho. So I got on my phone and I changed my ticket and I left. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Oh, wow. Very loud. Honestly, once again, you are a better person than me because I definitely would have gone to the priest sex party. Bad dates. That's our show. Three incredible stories. You guys have been so, so fun to have on the pod today. Tom, where can people find you if they're looking for you? What are you doing these days?
Starting point is 00:29:20 I got a bunch of shows coming up. You can find my road dates on my Instagram and on my website. It's Tom Ticard, T-H-A-K-K-A-R. And I have a new podcast coming soon called You Hurt My Feelings where I have comedians, artists, you know, whoever come on and tell stories about things that hurt their feelings and why. And we joke about it. Oh, wow. I can't wait for my infight. Charlotte, my dear, where can people find you and what are you doing these days? You can find me on YouTube and yeah, I'm making the content all day every day. So I think we post every other day. In the YouTube minds. In the YouTube minds, yes. Chippin' away, chippin' away, little by little, every day. That's amazing. Check her out. It's Dobre. D-O-B-R-E. And Sam Lance, finally, where can people find you and what are you doing these days?
Starting point is 00:30:08 You can find me at Paul Bunyan underscore ish, pretty much everywhere. So thank you guys so much for joining us. That has been our show. If you liked what you heard today, please give us a rating and review on Apple podcasts or wherever you're listening to this podcast. It really helps us out and people find the pod. We will be back next week with another episode of Bad Dates. I cannot wait. I'm tingling. Goodbye. Bad Dates is a production of Smartless Media created by Robert Cohen. Executive producers
Starting point is 00:30:36 are Robert Cohen and Stuart Bailey. Produced, edited, and engineered by Devin Torrey-Briant. Produced by Anne Harris. Edited by Kyle McGrath. Associate producer is Maddie McCann. Social media producer is Tommy Galgana. Executive producers are Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman. Executive producers for Smartless Media are Richard Corson and Bernie Kaminski.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Music by Cushi and Eben Schleder. If you've had a bad date or would like our advice on any dating issues, please tell us about it at baddatespod at gmail.com or call us at 984-265-3283. That's 984-265-3283. That's all for this week. We will be back for more... Bad Dates! Bad Gates

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