Bad Dates with Jameela Jamil - Polyassory (w/ Daphnique Springs, Tone Bell, and GaTa)

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes Daphnique Springs, Tone Bell, and GaTa to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Daphnique’s date divulges desires during the day shift, Tone’s mate is late for a very important date, and GaTa’s Italian stallion bobs and weaves at the Four Seasons. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [e-mail], we can’t wait to hear all about it.Daphnique Springs: https://www.iamdsprings.com/Tone Bell: @tonebell on InstagramGata: @gedgata on InstagramThis episode was recorded prior to the SAG-AFTRA strike on July 14th. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

some people trying something with me that I was like, whoa, hey, this is very new for me. I am not into this yet. What was it? She tried to put a pinky in my ass. And I kind of clenched up quick and then she was like, whoa, you good? I was like, what's happening? And she was like, I was trying to see if you were into this. And I was like, I'm not there yet.

I'm like, but you have to introduce somebody to somebody in my blood. She learned it from somewhere. Right, right, right. Yeah. I'm like, but you have to introduce somebody to somebody. My love that she is. She's learning from somewhere. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. I've not yet been in that situation, I think perhaps I'm not going to be able to go. Okay, I'll do that right now. Bye guys.

Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Get you a afternoon nap and see what it's like. Bad dates. Bad dates. Deaf Nick, tone and gator, hello and welcome to Bad dates. How are you? Oh good, good. I'm doing great. Oh, I'm so happy to see you all.

I'm a massive fan of all of you. I think you're also funny. And I have been told that your stories are fantastic today. And I'm very, very excited. Before we get into the exact worst dates that you've ever been on, I always like to get a sense of who people are in relation to the world of dating.

And so, and how they feel about it and and how they feel they are today. And so I'm going to start with you. Turn. Do you enjoy dating? Do you feel it? You're single right now, right? I'm not married. I'll say that. So yeah, I'm not married. But yeah, I enjoy this expense of these days, but I enjoy it because I don't like being out here in these streets. Right. Yeah, I don't I don't like I'm too over these streets. Right. Yeah, I don't like, I'm too old for that. I'm 40 now.

So that was a, that's a young man's game of just juggling and trying to figure it out. Now, I'm glad I'm with one. So it's nice, but I've been trying to settle down like the last 10, definitely don't even look at me like that. Like it's the last 10 years. I've been trying to, I've been trying to, we don't enjoy the full of wild. So in like the last 10 years, I've been trying to find one that's like, that can deal with this lifestyle.

Y'all know how I go. You know what I mean? It's just like, it's a lot of touching goes, nothing routine. So I know I'm a, that's the problem, man. I know I'm a lot though. Like the traveling, the mood swings of just like stress and just trying to get stuff right. And you know, it's just you got to figure it. The right person gotta be rocking with you.

So, it takes a lot to find that in this industry. But when we say that it's a young man's game, don't we also feel a bit though, like I feel as though I know myself, the best I've ever known myself in my late 30s. Right, I feel the most confident and comfortable on my skin, I know what I like, what I don't like. So therefore, is there not a fun to being able to date

when you really know who you are and what you want? No, don't know who you want. No, no, who in that knows who they really are. That's the problem. You don't want you to be dumb and naive. The dumber, the fuller of come and naive you are. The more likely you are to find a man when I was young and you know,

do to date and into the world. When I tell you I had a abundance of men, you know what I mean? I was like Jesus out here feeding a village. It was just, it was, it was an abundance, but now that I know myself and I know how to work and I have a job and a career, man, a lot of yo, get yo, all that's out of here here and I'm like, I've got that old. They like life's that was old. You look about 12 as well. So this is even more confusing.

Why should we even get even more men if I'm 12? Tony has been pushing against this. Gates has been I agree with me. He gave you one dumb, but you don't want, you don't want a lot of experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to be able to have a healthy balance. Do you mean, do you mean, vaginal or life? Toss.

I should know what the difference is. I don't know. What? But I'm like, Gator talk about it because I know Gator agree with me. So like, I definitely agree with you, man. God, I've never had an episode kick off of the debate so fast. This is amazing. Go on. I like how you said, yeah, let's just say I'm not married.

I like how you said that. That's basically saying you would play it. You got your options open, man. And so that's very relatable. I'm not married or nothing either. But yeah, I definitely dating for sure. I got somebody that I'm talking to and stuff, but even that.

Talk to you. I'm going to go ahead and make it to. Go ahead and make it exclusive. I don't like this little talking stage. And I agree with you, but for a second, that definitely felt like you're gonna be like, the problem is everyone wants to be happy. Bring back a range of marriages. Yeah.

Bring back, learn the love. That's what my grandmother used to tell me. My grandmother said, baby, you gotta learn to love. Nowadays, I'm even, I didn't even fall in the trap. One little thing that you do that I don't like, I'm like, ugh, get away from me. We're back in the day, you know. It was okay if a man hit you and slapped you a little bit.

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Death Date. Stephanie, will you tell me your story? It's called Tight End. Huh, where do I start? Oh, God, I aptly. Yes, child. Absolutely. I went out with this NFL player who played

for the Jacksonville Jaguars. Now, I'm not gonna tell you the year because I want y'all to go in and narrow down these 54 players to the one person I'm talking about. But I was dating this person for quite some time. We were already like six months in, right? And he was taking me out. We would go little trips.

We, he liked the gamble, I liked the gamble. So we go to the casino and I was like, oh, he gonna be broke soon, cause you know, with African, they money at the casino, it ain't gonna last long. So I was like, okay, this is about to be the person. Like for me, you know, we really got along, we didn't really get in the arguments, he was very sweet, very, very sweet. And then so I didn't know that he was starting

to ask me more questions sexually, right? Because he used to like to talk about stuff. And it wasn't something that was talked about all the time, but it was like talked about like he was grooming me. Grown me me. So one day he called me and he was like, yeah, would you, he was like, he was like, I said, what are you doing? He was on the phone. We was on the phone.

I said, what are you doing? He said, I'm watching porn. And first I was like, a hell, you were just watching porn. Like, and it was like two o'clock during the day. I feel like watching porn should have certain times. So you know what I mean? It's like seven p.m. for a business.

Yeah, it was like two early. Like you either got to watch porn before 8 a.m. or after 10 p.m. But just to be watching porn, it's a big work. I was just that worthy of shoes. It is a strike. So just to be watching porn, not to be. What is this? That will be a chance. So he said he watching this porn. So then he, I said, Oh, okay.

So like what kind of porn in your interest? You should get a good. But for the case of gay, so let's look at having a convulsions. It's too funny. I was like, what type of porn are you into? Because I think that when you're first dating somebody, you need to know what they're into.

Because at some point, they're gonna want that, right? And you know, I'm like, what are you into? You and that you into that step daddy step mama role play shit? He like, he like, no, I said, what are you into? He was like, oh, I like to watch Pagging. And I said, Pagging, what's that? And I didn't know what that was. And this was a little bit before,

you know how when your iPhone or your cell phone, you can switch apps and go Google something else. Like this was during that time where you was locked in on the phone. But whatever app you was in, that's what whatever you are. That's the app that you was in. So I'm like, what is it? Like I need you to describe it

because I never heard of this, you know what I mean? Ever in my life. And he was like, Oh, Peggy, that's where a woman wears a strap on and she have sex with the dude. And I was like, Oh, okay. Cause I don't like the shame people for what they like sexually. It just comes. But you are. I'm willing. How? Because I'm talking about it now. I didn't shame them in the moment. You know? All right. So, he said that's where a woman wears a strap on and has sex with a guy. And I said, he was like, are you into that?

And I was like, I mean, remind you, we six months in, everything is going great. And I'm like, yeah, he was like, ooh, what would you do? So he started to try to like have this fantasy fulfilled over the phone. And I was like, I just said the first thing that came to my mind, I was like, ooh, I get a big old black dick. And he was like, ooh, yeah.

And I was like, wow, you gonna start with black, you not even gonna start with Asian, that's crazy. Like we just, right, the black, big black BBC, like we gotta, you don't want to start here. You're just gonna go straight to the extreme. Like in my mind, you've done this before. Like, this is your thing. And why are you waiting like six months now to tell me?

And then he was like, yeah, big black. And I was like, okay, you, I said, you don't want to try to know other sizes first. Cause he was like, ooh, no, no, that's right. Where I want to be. And I was like, oh, wow. And I was like, he was like, what would, no, that's right where I wanna be. And I was like, oh wow. And I was like, he was like, what would you do? I said, I'll tear that ass up.

He was like, oh yeah, I said, I'm gonna get all up in that ass. And then he was like, oh yeah. And I was like, what is going on? And it made sense because he was a tight end. So he was always like bent over. So I'm like, yo, all this time you out there on the football team, that's why he had to have a wine cough to practice. He's just getting sexually frustrated.

Facts. And then I remember seeing him a couple of years later, and he was married and I was like, ooh, she probably 10 at ass up. Oh, man. Yeah, we need to hear that. We need the book deal cover so you got to warm people up for that type of stuff. Like you can't just be like, stuff Like you can't just be like hard. Yeah, you can't just be like yeah, give me the excel deal

They'll straight out the gate like that's crazy like yeah, that's crazy You post yeah, I mean you're a petite woman and and I imagine that that does take a lot of course strength And one would need to engage in some sort of kind of intense training, right? You know, I mean you'd need like a so I'd need several months because I don't do any type of Pilates, but I'd need a run up, you know, like a period to use a big boy. You got to really, really be with that person before you started just opening up like that.

I mean, there was a gather six months and she didn't ask because she found out about the porn. Not, I'm not gonna have to let people know up front. Right, yeah. How are you supposed to let somebody know that up front? Hey, you want some extra fries? Also, I'm not going to have to let people know up front. Right, yeah. How are you supposed to let somebody know that up front? Hey, you want some extra fries? Also, I'm in there. Pagan, yeah.

And then at least I know where we're at. And then I could be like, OK, make that decision now. Because sometimes people don't find these things out until a while in. I've spoken about this before on the podcast, where I personally respect the artel. And I love that people love to play with theirs, and each others, I personally, I respect the artel and I love that people love to play with theirs and each others, I think it's a beautiful part of the world.

But I personally, it's like off limits for me. It's an exit only zone as far as I'm concerned, both mine and the other persons. But I do have a rule of that, like if you are very into art play, that's fine. It just can't be mine, and therefore you are free to do whatever you want with all of the art holes and words. Nine billion art holes we're talking, and they're all available to you, just not this one. And so I feel like that's how I've been able to, because I don't think it's fair

if someone has to feel like denied of this thing that really gets them off. That's what I'm saying, are you? And we don't have to participate. It just has to be a, it's fine for you to go your own separate ways. But if you are someone who's comfortable with the kind of open vibe, then I feel like that's the one area where, where I would feel comfortable with someone like engaging in a type of asshole polyamory, polyassery.

There's real questions. How did he get into it? Who got into it? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't want. I think the bias is highly contagious. Is that what you say? Is highly contagious. Cause I had somebody try to stick a finger in my booty too. It was very surprising.

And I didn't like it because this person had a snag nail too. So I was like, whoa, you got to fix them nails before you just be trying to go into booties now. This respectful. Yeah. Jesus, you got to keep your nails clipped. Jesus Christ. Jenna Jackson taught me that with poetic justice. She taught me that when she

told to park the cleanest nails. Hands clean. Yeah, you got to keep them in his clean. Okay. Next to Godliness. Definitely. Thank you for that story. And thank you for being so incredibly candid about your feelings already. I really love it I feel like I know exactly what's going on in your brain and it makes really happy All right another two years being single. I might have to just strap on hey you never know Right we're all learning about all kinds of new things about ourselves as we get older. We'll be right back

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Yeah, so I won't say it's graphic as Daphneaks, but so y'all remember when a member, like back, I mean, six years ago, but remember when Kanye had that moment on MTV Awards where he just like went up on stage, not to take a swift moment, but remember, when Kanye had that moment on the MTV awards where he just like winnable stage, not to take a swift moment, but the one where like he just like took 20 minutes, like commercial breaks, it was the, I mean, this is probably 2014, 2015. It was that night. It was that night MTV awards. He went through an era of that. So it's hard to identify that.

This is like the second time. I think I remember. Right. Right. We're like, yeah, how long is he going to talk? It was kind of wild. So, I met this bar hanging out with the homies watching football a Sunday, had a little bit to drink, this chick walks in like, I'm like, oh, I got to go get her.

And so I go up, shoot my shot, she didn't want none to do with it. I work my magic. She's like, all right, cool. We can go out tomorrow. So, I'm excited. Text when I get home. Hey, but let me know when you got home. next day, we decided we're going to meet up about I don't know about 2 2 30 something like that. I hit her like 130. Hey, I'm going to come

pick you up or you want to meet what's going to be? Does she have a family? No, she just, you know, she's like, was she married? Damn, 2 30. Yeah, we just out the night before you got a sober up. We was all out to like 12. Definitely about people doing stuff in the the night before you got a sober up. We was all out to like, 12 minutes. Definitely. We're just about people doing stuff in the afternoon. And also, you met me yesterday, would you want to meet me at 10 a.m.? You don't want some time to get you to get you to get you to get you to.

No, I don't want to meet you at like six or seven. Yeah, I will. Yeah, I forgot how you want to be handled. I was trying to do something during the day. So I didn't try to look at what I was trying to smash. Yeah, also comedians, a lot of the time have to hang out with people for the first date during the day because they work in the evening. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, babe, I got your back. But here's the thing. So our relationship started how

it ended, which is, which is, it was oh my god. So you know how this goes. It was, it was like 2 2 30 comes around our hair from her because we supposed to like pick up place and meet her. I'm a scooper or something. And it gets to, you know, I texted like three and I'm like, hey, everything good. She was like, oh, I'm sorry about that. I, a friend of mine got her cartoed. I need to go, like, help her out of go. Hey, man, do you think just, you know, now she's been a good friend.

It was all I'm thinking. She being a good friend. She don't really know me like that. It's the first date. Ain't really that big a deal. So I'm like, all right, cool. So I waited around to like six o'clock six thirty She never hits me. Oh, you thirsty. No, I'm just I'm trying to be a good dude because she I mean she was she was gorgeous How you gonna be a good dude or somebody you just met but go ahead. I mean he's doing

Don't see this white single that Nick. I'm trying to be understanding and Tolerant and all these things and just be like, hey, you know what, I'm like, no sweat off my back. I don't even know you like that. So, 6 p.m. rolls around, she's like, oh, I'm so sorry. Like, alright. And then I ended up picking her up from her house at like 630. It's like four hours, four hours late.

I didn't know this was gonna be habitual for our entire relationship. We get, I get to her apartment, I'm standing there in the doorway, like grabbing, she's like, you know, put my shoes on, she's grabbing her purse on, it's kind of stuff. Literally, bends down, puts her last heel on, like straps her heel up, as she's standing up, Farts.

Oh, thank God. It was a small one, but it was like, and then she stands up, she's like, that is so embarrassing. I go, it is, but we're here now. So let's just go. I'm planning on making this girl my girl. Like I see it, I'm like, we gonna be together for a year, for a year. Every time I mean, she could not not be late. And I ain't talking about 15, 20 minutes like LA late.

I'm talking like hours, hours late. She was late for home, birthday party, three hours late for home, birthday party. We showed her her family had already eaten. The check had already came. They had already sliced the cake. Candles was. It was wild. We went to combo. People wait where people confronting. Pissed. Pissed. Okay.

I'm pissed. Did you ever confront her or have conversation? All the time. I go, I'm starting to, look, I really want this to work. And I apologize, but I'm starting to resent you. It's starting to feel disrespectful, and I cannot handle it. I mean, we went to Kabul for New Year's, and they had these shuttles like from the resort to take you downtown and go hang on the beach and whatever, watch the fireworks. She took so long to get ready.

The last shuttle was already gone. We missed fireworks, and then the hotel goes, hey, y'all can just go, we have a party going on, and the bar room like where the little club is on at the resort. Nigger, we get in there. It is me, her and the DJ that's also the bartender. It's just the three of us.

I am hot. Hot. She's like, we get back to the room. She's like, she want to fuck, I go, my dick cannot get hard right now. This is so unattractive. It's too, I wouldn't even let her take me to the airport. Did you say it like that? Eventually it got there.

Yeah, because I think if you would have used a little more aggression early on, be like, bitch, I'm sick of you being low. She was asking, we went like three, four weeks without fucking and she got a starter win. And she was like, still on the like, bring back hitting women. I'm sorry, go on, you got hitting women. Sorry, go on.

You got to raise your voice to starter us. I thought protesting dick was going to be like, no, you can't have none. You got to get your shit together first before I get back in. Yeah, I mean, yo dick ain't that good. It's trying to protect it. But you know what? My bank account is the combo should have worked. Okay, combination of both should have worked.

You were a good pick of the whole broke. And most y'all choose good, good, good, good, good. But also like, but also if someone cares about you, they shouldn't need something to be taken away. They should recognize that they've already taken away your fucking night on your fucking halt. I would go crazy. For her own shit.

I would go fucking back shit. It's not. Even her family was like, she been doing this for years. This is how she is. This is how, they've handled it. I can break this cycle. They're like, good luck, many have tried. Wow.

It was, it was, it was. So what was it about her where you said, you can stick in there with her habitual lightness for so long? She was, I don't know how she kept a job, but she did. Like she was a professional. She worked in the business. She was on, you know,'t know how she kept a job, but she did. Like, she, she was a professional, she worked in the business. She was on, you know, behind the camera, but she worked in the business, so she understood my lifestyle a little more. She was cute friends like there. Like, she was,

she was a sweet girl, but this one, it was, it was that, and she was also, which is crazy, because that same trip to, to Carbo. All right. So this girl was also narcaleptic, but refused to believe it. If it was quiet for more than 15 seconds, this bitch going to sleep. She going to be. Maybe that's the reason why she was always late, of course. No, I mean, yeah, coming could be, I mean, like even we, so we was with, in Cabo at the like pool, at the resort next one of the couple, and we just started talking to him, just do he's a photographer, the wife was, I think a dentist.

And we started talking about kids. And yo, I'm telling you, like it was wild because we talked about career and asking if they had kids. And she goes, no, we don't have kids because I'm not galactic. I'm afraid if he goes out of town for work, something's gonna happen. And I go, babe, look, don't be embarrassed

to have an archilepsy. She got an archilepsy. It's okay. It happens to people. And she would not believe this shit. You are so understanding. Man, it's crazy. I'm not married in the definite. Yeah.

No, no, no. You're crazy, bro. You, hey, you got patience, bro. You got real patience, though. I do have real patience. You got real patience, bro. I'm a goddamn catch out in these streets. I don't trust you.

You got patience, bro. So, sorry, what, so she didn't believe you, but what would she account for the hours that would go by in which she just was missing life? Like what? I mean, Lily, I watched her one time, I watched her one time, because we stopped going to movies because she fall asleep during the movie or be late for the movie. I would be tempted to set up, which I think is illegal, a nanny cam inside the house, just to see

what the run up to having to meet for a movie. You will blow your mind. You will blow your mind. You will blow your mind. I remember going to pick her up once and I'm waiting outside for like 20 minutes. I had a key at this point, so I go in her apartment and she's sitting there finishing the episode of Walking Dead. No.

And I go, what happened? She goes, it was like five minutes left. I've been outside for 20 minutes. You don't know Dead. No. And I go, what happened? She goes, it was like five minutes left. I've been outside for 20 minutes. You don't know time. Bye. You don't know time. I'm sorry, you guys together. By the year.

By the year. By the year. So I mean, I was just trying to make it work. It was like, she had all the rest of the pieces of a person that I wanted. So when it's time to break up, I was like, I can't go to her house, because you know, breakups happen.

You gotta be, I believe in public breakups. I don't do nobody's house, because you know, breakups happen. You got to be, I believe in public breakups. I don't do nobody house because somebody not going to leave. So it's got to be in public. We going to a restaurant. I texted. I texted. I texted you if you try to break up with me at my house. Now, you're probably going to be late and then my dick not going to get hard.

That's just how it is. I keep you around another six months. You could have kept you one of you to just peg them. Okay. But I set up a, I set up a breakup. six months. Just. You could have kept you one of you to just peg them. Okay. But I set up a I set up a breakup. We went to the most spot in studio city. And I was like, yeah, we want to meet like 11 30. Just I was like, given her time.

I was like eight eight in the morning, something like that. I was like, let's meet at 11 30. And then she texts right back, hey, I don't think I'm gonna be, I can't make it then. Can I make it at 12? Can I do, can we do 12 30? I go, hey, thank you for respecting my time. Cool. So just to be asked, so I show up make it then. Can I make it at 12? Can I do, can we do 12 30? I go, hey, thank you for respecting my time. Cool.

So just to be honest, I showed up at 12.45, just to make her wait just a little bit. Love it still like there. Damn. She showed up at 130. She showed up at like 12. She showed up at 130 late to a breakup about being late.

I swear to God. Damn. I swear and then I tell her, I'm gonna make, I don't really search on this. I swear to God. Damn. I swear. And then I tell her, I'm gonna make, I have to do research on this. Talk about consistency though. I go, but I'm gonna have receipts on why I'm breaking up with you. Don't tell nobody that I wasn't pacing with your ass. I tell her about the doctors and all this kind of stuff.

And here's what kind of laid out I think you are at the end. She crashed. She's like, but you just said I'm sick. I was like, I was like, get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. She tried to guilt trip you for leaving. So I'm with an illness. I'm like, yeah.

And all my homeboys, you know, all the, you know, girlfriends and wives, they would hang out and stuff. And they was mad at me being like, yo, she cool and she sweet and she, I'm like, she is. And I tried. They all took like a girlfriend trip because she tried to stay in the group afterwards. They took a trip to New Orleans during Asence Fest and they all called me back was like

Tony, we sorry. This bitch made us leave her. Every dinner reservation, every concert, she tried to wear heels on cobblestone like she don't think. And as long as I got, I'm good. But you're right. I had a friend that was like that. I had a friend that was like that, um, two, uh, tone.

But you said, had it, you said, had it. Yeah, because she was always late and, you know, it, it's kind of annoying to me because I would just leave her. And then my thing is if I'm going to go somewhere by myself, then I might as well not go with you at all. But here's the thing. I felt like it was, she was never late to her job. Oh, she was always like that.

Oh, you're talking about your own. But the first thing I had, she was always late getting ready and stuff like that. If we were going out and we were going to do things, but she was never late to her actual job. So it made me think like, is this intentional? Yeah, it's a choice. It is a choice at that point. Because you start to resent, you start to feel different about somebody.

Because I mean, because honestly, if you're taking this long to get ready, you like that, this outfit better be amazing. Long as her period on time, you do good, Brad. Long as her period on time. That's something that better, Brad. Long as the period on time. My friend was still show up. She would be doing her hair. She had to put on lashes.

She had to put on all this makeup. And she still look like Wesley Snipes into Wong-Fu. I feel very seen, I feel very seen by this episode. I feel exactly this pedantic. I mean, you was a little late today. You was like today. I wasn't like, I was on time. I was just having trouble.

I was here at 11. I was just having trouble. I cursed, not late. But you didn't have a good reason though, that's the thing. You can, if you go all, there's an accident, then I look on Twitter and I see there was an accident on one on one, I go, okay, this makes sense. But it better be something, it better be something.

Yeah, I need to watch it. I need a very good excuse as well, 100%. Thank you for that story. I'm glad you got out the relationship and I hope that the person, I imagine the person you're seeing now, the person you were just simply not married to has military precision.

Absolutely. She's doing way better, I'll tell you all that. Okay, great. Thank you for that amazing story. You are a symbolic level of patient and I respect how much you gave to that relationship she must have been screaming. Hi, Jack, I'm Jack Wavs. I'm out here. Yeah.

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From Wondry and Blanchard House, I'm Becky Milligan and this is Hooked On Freddy. Listen to Hooked On Freddy on the Wondry app or wherever you get your podcasts. on the one Dread or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. Gator, your story is called my sister's birthday. Oh yeah, my sister's birthday. That's the date that I'll never forget. So basically a couple of years ago, I was dating this chick, you know, she was from overseas. She's a Italian. She's a little bit older than me. So I was loving her style, her accent, the whole bostata,

bello, the child bello. I was just loving the whole everything. You know, it's so fucking hot. Yeah, it was just a face for me too though, because you know, the foreign chicks and you know, dealing with a chick that's from a different culture and everything, it was like a breath of fresh air. But long story short, my sister had a birthday. I told my sister, I said, man, I've been dating this girl.

You haven't met her, but I've been talking about her. You know, she's in the fashion. She used to work for a Donatella Versace, even when she was a kid, younger. Now, she working for a deor. She's like a personal shopper style. So I used to get hooked up, you know, 40% off the sax fifth deor, any high end store I'm getting to this count just because I heard like it was so cool. And I'll keep you in.

I'll keep you in. It's two sometimes. Go. Yeah, for real, bro. It was a major hookup, dude. I'll be coming home and she'll be bringing sunglasses. She was all type of stuff. Just crazy stuff.

But yeah, I was excited for her to meet my mom and my sister, you know, and my mom and sister, they adopted me when I was younger because I lost my mom and my real dad to crack cocaine addition back in when I was younger. So my mom and my sister is my auntie, they adopted me, they're my everything. So I was excited for them to meet her and I was dating for like six months. We go to the four seasons over there

and on for wheelchair and Beverly Hills. So I set up everything. I had the reservations, had my girl, had my mom, had my sister, everything was cool. So ladies, the monks, ladies, they sit down, my sister, she overprotective, she like my mom and my dad. You know, and my mom is kind of like my grandma. She's like the older or four-seer.

So my sister start interviewing her basically, just start shooting questions that are like, so wait, so wait, this is the like birthday. Yeah, this is the birthday bash that I'll never forget. It was crazy. So my sister just started basically ambushing her with questions like so yeah, what you like my brother for it? Yeah, I heard you better out of block. You used to data, a rapper, used to data soccer player. You better out of blocks. Yeah. So my sister was kind of my sister was kind of tips. He just like, what you want from our brother? Why you wore him this stuff? Like, he too high yet. He too a fancy chicken all that.

And she started trying to defend herself. Like, oh, I like your brother because it is. He's sweet and we both got the same passion and fashion. Are you telling your sister to calm down at this point? Yeah. I kind of was. I was throwing signals. I'm like, yo, just relax. Kick on at the table. Yeah. I would. I'm like, stay, stop giving her a hard time, you know, because my sister overprotective. She's doing it. Is this a pattern with your sister? Does she do this to everyone that you bring home? Oh, definitely, man. She feel like every girl's a gold digger, every girl one of you. This is, this is like Bruce Willis. This is

like Bruce Willis cleaning his gun collection silently at the back of the room. And he's always coming to the house. Yeah. Yeah. So she always got a evil eye out for these chicks that I just bring up in my life now that made me after the point of all my success and stuff. She gave people a hard time. So basically they are you in back and forth. And then the girl telling my sister, well, that's why you're single now because you're judging.

You don't even have a man. Like your brother's my man. Let your she told this to my sister. Let your brother's my man. Let your, she told this to my sister. Let your brother be a man. Stop, stop treating him like a little boy. Like, so my sister like, hold on. I love it. Like, who the fuck you think you are telling me about my brother

at all that type of stuff? But yeah, it was one of the worst dates ever because I was so excited. I'm like, yeah, I got my foreign chick with my family. We at the four seasons, everything gonna be smooth, player, I'm paying for everything, everything gonna be cool. But at the four seasons, everything. Go be smooth player. I'm paying for everything. Everything will be cool. But it was a tragedy, man.

And I was. Your sister called her a whore, right? Yeah, she called her a whore. Basically, she was like, you been around. She was like, you been around the block a few times. You had a soccer player who made this and you dated a rapper. Like, she was telling my sister, what does she respond to your sister with?

She was like, you need to stop judging me. That's so like, not lady like it's supposed to be women power. You should be on my side. You should understand and all that. And my sister was like, now I don't understand how you this much older than him and been through a divorce and like, I don't know why you want him. So, but she got spicy back with your sister, didn't she? Yeah.

She definitely got spicy telling my sister that she owed and then got him in. Yeah. It was crazy. Cause my sister, she know she ordered it me and she adopted me. So she like 60s and her 60s right now. And she just be awesome. Well, every man, I mean, ain't good enough. He got full kids. He a better, fact, he work at Target.

She always got a problem with the dudes at her age bracket, because I guess they, they come with baggage or whatever. But in my mind, once you pass 35, 30, you got baggage already. So my sister should be a little bit more, you know, understanding. Oh my God. Totally forgot. Your mom was there the whole time just sitting there silently while these two are fucking eating each other alive at the table. This is one of my awkward things I've ever heard. You know what's crazy too is I noticed too when you, I've been to the four seasons

and it's like very high in, right? It's a certain type of clientele that's gonna go there. And I noticed that successful rich white people don't like a lot of noise. So did anybody come over and shut ya all, or be like, hey, excuse me. Nah, actually it was the total opposite, the rich white people was annoying me. They like, we love the TV show, Brad, drink on us.

Like bring your mom and sister to the party. Oh, so they was encouraging the behavior. Yeah, that dude. It was crazy. It was a drunk lady bothering me the whole night, telling my sister, my mom like, your son so handsome, I love him on the show. It did. It was just crazy, dude.

It was just a weird bit. I could at least some more was celebrating you that night. Fuckin' else. I was like gladiator. Can I ask you something? Was it, was it, I know, was stressful, but was it also like a bit hot

to see someone like come back at home with that same heat? It kind of was, you know, I was happy that the Italian stallion was standing up for herself because she had, she just wasn't letting my children. The Italian don't give a fuck. It's amazing. Yeah, they don't.

She was very straightforward people. Yeah, it was crazy, man. That's why I love New Jersey housewives, boy, they had turned a table over the minute. Yeah, for real. Oh, I'm sorry, so it didn't work out with this lady. No, it definitely didn't work out because you know, it started to just not just be cool, but this is the only thing that I thought it was. Was it because you was your sister, right?

Uh, she was, honestly. Oh, fuck. Because like, they ended up getting cool. It got to the point to where I had my mom coming over, spending the night with me and the girl, and she would like wake up, make coffee, cookies, breakfast. She was really a cool person, but she was a little bit too judgmental for my liking.

I'm saying like, you know what I'm saying? She was on her uppity, high end, you know what I'm saying? She was just more just so just not into the certain things I was. Her morals was different than mine. She was just disrespectful towards my friend, calling my homies broke and shit. I'm like, hold on, you can't be calling my homies broke. Like, okay, so everyone that your sister has, I'm not defending your sister here too much,

but everyone that your sister has sort of snarled at, has turned out to not be right for you. Do we think maybe Gator's sister might have like a spidey sense for a wrong and always just a bit intense. No, she definitely got a spidey sense, but she is overprotective. I'm not a lie. No, too much. It's too much.

I just wonder if like, if it's a bit like my dog doesn't like some people. And I just tell it's because they haven't evil soul. That's what I presume if he starts growling at you because he's such a friendly dog. It's like, well, it's something. It's over a while, man, too like well, it's over a woman too. Like she had get mad like say if I'm going through something and then I have some relationship problems and I tell my sister and she had tried to be just some sort of like I'm about to call your manager. Your manager need to hear about this. I'm like, do what?

What? This is my relationship. You shouldn't be calling my manager. He had tried to hear you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's she's she to be a sister needs to calm the fuck down. This is, yeah, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's telling you a career. Jane. No, she, she told me this, this will, this will fuck be a last week. She said, about my manager, she said, when I call your manager, he need to answer just like how he answered for you.

I'm like, stays, he don't work for you. Because she like, no, he need to, he need to be answered. I'm like, also, how did you get his number? Okay. Okay. No, your sister sounds a little bit, a little bit like she needs a bit more. I don't know, she's, have a little chat. I mean, is she there right now? Do you want to bring her on and we can have a little intervention?

Oh, thank God. No, no, she's not around right now. That's why I moved around. Sure. I'm going to call all our managers. Yeah, don't call my manager. Please, ma'am. I'm sorry, ma'am.

Oh my goodness. I think her heart's in the right place, but her mind needs a little bit of tweaking and TLC. I think. And you know what? Some people think that being blunt and telling people exactly how you feel liberates them, but sometimes it can just be mean.

You don't have to be you, but imprison everyone else. Like you've got to say that I'm so, I'm still figuring out my own tact. Like, you know, it's a very straightforward person. Like I noticed in my family, I got to introduce a kind of one at a time. So, like, one girl at a time? No, no, to the women in my family. I got to introduce one woman in my family at a time, two who I'm dating so that they can have some time. So then they can go, oh, no, she cool. I like her. Like, oh, Then the rest of them kind of fall in line. It's like three or four heads of state.

And the family to go, if you get these four, you good. They trick her down there, everybody else. But if I gave you all four to me at the same time, girl, you're not gonna make it. No, I'm not going to survive this. My family just, any single person I would go on a date with, they would try and push me towards marriage. Regardless of what that person was like, so how much I might like them.

It was just like, marry, marry, marry, marry. Gator, that is such a fucking insane story and not at all where I thought that was going to go. Thank you for that. And I'm so sorry that happened and sounds like it's continuing to happen. Yes, it's still happening to this period. Call us if you need any moral support. We've got you. All right, we need to all sit down with your sister, we will.

Thank you for these stories, they're fucking great. And also, I think the first episode in months in which no one has shit their pants. And I'm really, I'm honestly, I'm grateful. I'm really grateful because- Some idea far though. Some idea far, they didn't shit their pants. Tiny little far, tiny little.

That's different. And it was funny and it was charming. But generally... Yeah, generally. So we visited our households in this episode, but no one shit their pants. And that is... You would not believe how rare that is these days. So thank you for bringing me these squeaky cleaning stories.

Bad dates. Before you go, I always ask my listeners to write in or call in with their stories and we have a bad date from Jen. happy chapter, hi, I mean the talking for an hour and making plans to see movies the next day. After we arrived at the theater, he tells me he didn't bring a wall, so I pay for the tickets in candy. Halfway through snakes gonna play and he turns to me and says, hey, I gotta go. Then he says, so sorry, it's my aunt, she's also the apartment, blah, blah, parapherry thing.

So call you tomorrow and leave. Horrible date, right? Well, love. 20 minutes later, I decided to just go because I was bombed and I wasn't feeling the mother fucking snakes on that mother's working plane anymore. I was on reading the theater as she policed late-slashing and this guy's sitting on the sidewalk in handcuffs. Apparently, he got set up in a sting in Disney because someone texted him for a

large amount of heroin that he had with him on the state. And also, how did he bring heroin and not his blood? Who? What the? She like bad boys. Yeah. Immediately shaming her, Daphneak, consistent to the end. Consistent to the end. At first, I was like, see, that's what you get when you date black man. But no, then when she said to heroin part, I was like, ooh, that can go either way. I mean, she didn't realize, I mean, she was an alibi the whole time. I was in a movie. Yeah, she was, she was a part of the scene, the crime scene. That could have went bad for

her. She made this call from jail. It was her one phone call. And sex was cigarettes. And we thank you for that story, Jen. That is crazy. God, I've never had anyone get arrested on a day. I've had some bad fucking dates, but that's intense. Crazy. Bulls, you've got a wonder, you've got a wonder about when you come home to a small town or maybe from the, you know, when you've been away and someone from high school, still there in the same sort of place. Maybe I don't know. But maybe that was like a little angel saving her because that was quick like in her face. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I would love like the dating, dating guys to hit me that quick to be like, yeah, this person isn't for you. It's like a real cause I got put over her. She could have said you this hurts. She would have been a part of it. Yeah. Yeah. That's that. I think I might be one of the biggest red flags I've ever heard of on this entire podcast episode. So thank you for that story, Jen. And thank you all. You've been

fucking hilarious. I've enjoyed how much we have fought, how much we have loved, and how much we have supported each other. I feel like this has become a real unit. But before we go, can you guys please tell me where everyone can find you and what you have coming out right now that you want them to see. Let's start with Gator. Oh, yeah, Y'all can find me on Instagram. G-E-D, Gated, Y'all can find me on Dave on FX and Hulu. We just finished season finale on season three.

And I got a bunch of new movies coming out, movie with City Swinney, Glenn Powell. But yeah, I'm all over the place. Be a Gated G-D. Amazing. And Tone. You can catch. GD amazing and tone. You can catch me my website and Instagram just tone bell T O N E B E L L and a couple of things.

I don't know the dates is coming out. So I'm not going to name it, but look out for your boy and watch Dave. Yeah, and dopey like. Yeah, and you know, and be on time. Be on time with the shit. And definitely, yeah, I'm deaf, but this shit. And Daphne, yeah, I'm deaf, and you can always find everything you need to know about me on my website, www.imdspringsspriangies.com. And I'm always coming to a city near you.

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