Bad Dates with Jameela Jamil - Sir, This Wine Tastes Like Grapes (w/ Kerri Kenney-Silver, Cedric Yarbrough, & David Wain)

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians Kerri Kenney-Silver, Cedric Yarbrough, and David Wain to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Kerri is all aboard and then all overboard as the Wine Train leaves the station, Cedric’s date delivers him an uncommissioned line of merch, and an indecent (and highly-priced) proposal emerges from David’s past. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [e-mail], we can’t wait to hear all about it.Cedric Yarbrough: @cedricyarbrough on social media, Lucky Hank on AMCKerri Kenney-Silver: @kerrikenneysilver on social media, What We Do In The Shadows on FXDavid Wain: @davidwain on social media, DavidWain.com, Miracle Workers on TBSSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I'm adorable, I'm sweet. You are the catch of the century. I feel like I... So were you David? Yeah. That is kind of a coincidence. I was just gonna say, because I actually happen to have no faults and no baggage. Well...

Well... No, it's just one of those weird things about me. Yeah, it's cool. Got you so lucky, David. Yeah. Uh... At least... David. Yeah. Bad dates. Bad dates.

Seedrick, David and Kerry, welcome to Bad dates. Hello. Hi. How is everyone? Hi. Hi. Yo. You feel me good?

My days become more beautiful now that I'm hanging out with the three of you. Wow. He said that yesterday, by the way, when I saw it. It was also the emotion seeping out of him as he said it out of his face and voice was overwhelming. I'm doing for the audience has benefited. I should say this is David's voice. Oh, good. That's good.

voice. Oh, good. That's good. Guys, David has a large framed photograph of me in the background. Can I to explain? I photoshopped a photo of you in the background of my office so that you would feel the true fandom I have of you in a visual way. It's amazing. It's so good that it's not even vaguely creepy. It's genuinely I've moved and I'm going to have it as a requirement, I think, going forward for all of the guests and Kerry and Cedric, I'm a little disappointed if I'm asked. Well, I tell you, I'm feeling a little embarrassed because mine is actually a life-size statue of you that it's out for it's a fountain. And I couldn't fit it into my office. OK.

So I'll text you a picture of it later. I feel a little bit more of a kinship to you because I feel like your name is one of the blackest names I've ever heard. And so I already have a kinship with you already. It's all we already there. I don't need the pudding. It's blood. Yeah.

Yeah. And see, direct, tell me first of all how you feel about dating and if you feel like you are a good date, you're currently single, yes? I am currently single. I'm still in this sort of I have. Have you ever been out of it? Yeah. Oh, yes. I'm still in this sort of. Have you ever been out of it? Yeah, oh yes. I have. I have. But I've been in it for a good while now. I'm Carrie. I think when I first met you, I was in a relationship. Yes. And that ended. I ended that. I ended that right away. Yeah, Kerry was like, no.

Nope. Next. No more of that. And so I do what Kerry tells me. And I haven't been in one sense. But yeah, no, I'm still in this. And it's awful out here. It's not good.

It's not fun. It's not cool. Has it been bad out there? And what part of you played in it being bad? Do you feel like you're a good date? Do you show people a nice time? Oh yeah, I show people a great time. And none of it is my fault.

That one bit of it, right, Carrie? I believe that 100%. I wanted to jump in, but I wanted you to be able to say it for yourself. A million percent. This is so loaded. Jamila, this is so loaded. David, how do you feel about dating? I don't love it at all.

I was in a marriage for a long time, and then I've been single for a long time, and I've had some relationships, and definitely just sort been single for a long time and I've had some relationships and definitely just sort of going out and being like, I gotta meet someone is not my favorite use of my bandwidth, but you do it. But I think any actor would understand this sort of analogy which is that I don't audition well,

I don't enjoy auditioning, it's just like a different level. So dating, the idea of that feels like that to me. But if I'm comfortable, I, you know, can just, if I can just be myself and, and I don't know, I somehow, I somehow enjoyed that better than the idea of dating. Or just maybe know what everyone wanted to ask me on on a date. That's possible too. No, I can tell you that objectively Kerry was such that cats me out in New York in the day that this was 1952. That's a real millennial term.

Yeah, David. That's a real swinger. That's a real swinger. I'm going to just be under given another confession. I'm a very proud member of Generation X. I mean, I don't want to buy, but I was the bee's knees. Go on. And so, yeah, you didn't need to go on a date because you got swooped up by whoever was around before anybody had a chance to ask you out.

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or by subscribing to Wondery Plus on Apple Podcasts or the Wondery app. Carrie, would you tell me about Wine Trade? I certainly will, and I would first like to apologize to the gentleman this is about. David, you know, we don't have to say his name. This is more an embarrassing story about me, really. When I did like a guy, I would, early in my dating years, I would sort of morph myself into what I thought, you know, this person might, they would want short of a face tattoo. I was pretty much

up for anything. And I was very excited to be invited to go by this guy on a wine train. I had just moved to Los Angeles and from New York City. And so just the concept of like we're going on a train or drinking, it was like another planet. So it's very excited. It's very exciting. It's just a wine tour train. Correct. We like more. I've never heard of anything like this. No. Okay. Well, it's a thing. If they have a theme like a everybody going to board the wild train. I wish you see I wish this guy had been there. If this guy had been there, it would have been worth the 35 bucks. How many days of board?

Every bottle on the wild train. How many years ago is this? I was, so this was 1998. Was that internet? Oh my god. Well, let me tell you, Jamila, back then, we had the talkies. No, I'm waiting. She's turning into Angela Lansbury, everyone. No, no. There was, there was email in 98. There was, what I mean, what I mean is that you lost Google the wine train. So from another place and you have never heard of a wine train, then that is also the beginning

of a Liam Neeson movie about a thing. This is a wonderful point. However, I feel like I've misled you all already. You are under the impression that something about this wine train was problematic for me. I was the problem on this particular wine train. Oh, wait. So let me be very clear. was problematic for me. I was the problem on this particular wine chain. So let me be very clear. And it started with early morning,

I think it's called Boone's Farm Whiskey. So I want to say we were supposed to be on the wine train at 11 a.m. and I was proper sideways by 10 a.m. Because again, I was dating a gentleman from the South and he loved the whiskey and I thought, this will be a good thing to do. I'll get us some whiskey and we'll start drinking before we get on the wine train.

So we really get our money's worth on that wine train. Wait, Keith, are you like, have you been dating for a while? A little, I see like not long enough for me to have been acting the way that I ultimately was. Was there a part of you that was like, I'm going to show him that I'm not like the other girls.

I can imagine in the alcohol state. One thousand percent. I'll drink him out of the table. And then he'll tell his friends what a good time I am. Because there's nothing a guy loves more than watching a woman, Tasmanian devil vomiting on a wine train. So it, I mean, we were all, it was him and his two friends who are now very good friends of mine.

And we, the thing that's heartbreaking is the people on this wine train, most of them, you know, were older couples who had, it was probably their 30th wedding anniversary and they'd spent a lot of money to go on this beautiful wine train. And then there's me. I remember, like, sort of in snapshots of things, I remember flashing the back of the train at a certain point because I thought that's what they needed to see. I read number and Vaj, which was it? Just Tits, I'm a lady. I'm a lady.

Harry. 100%. And then I recall. You're saying you're a lady, meaning I only flash my Tits, not my vagina. Yeah, there you go. That's just what my grandma used to say. Good thing.

And I- Is that what you're saying while you're- I'm a lady? Probably, probably. And I recall, I made a big scene with the waiter because I called him over and I thought, oh, this will be a great bit. And I remember spitting out my wine and saying

at the top of my lungs to everyone in the car, sir, this wine tastes like grapes. And I'll give you a plus for that. Thank you. In my side, much funnier than in person. And wait, was he participating in any of this? He being soiled with you. Right.

All the all four of us were participating. So that's the saving grace. So it wasn't just I'm making a scene. What you, him and your blouse. And his, and his, my boobs were the only thing behaving like that. You brought the girls with you, I guess. I brought both of the ladies. Fine.

And for clarifying that, see, just after the wine training. No, but who were the four, you, there was another couple. I don't want to say, you know them. They're lovely. They're all lovely, but they don't need to be dragged No, no, I don't care what their names are. I was just saying you was two other friends. Is that what you're saying? It's Barbara Strysan Yeah, and she had another Clarence Thomas and yeah, they were his friends and then now carries friends I know you were joking about Barbara Strysan, but she actually is a good friend. So if you wouldn't mind. Oh, sorry Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I thought I just saw her.

Oh, he can. She's kind of my best friend. So, so after the wine train, we are in San Francisco. And somehow, somewhere, you know, like, I don't know if any, you know, people drink and you have like snapshots of memories of things that happened on days like this. A ditch, there was a didgeridoo, and I don't know where it came from or who brought, who where it came from, but all I know is that my boyfriend at the time was playing said digery do on the edge of the golden gate bridge.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, you've missed a part of the story, which is that you've been thrown off by this point. No, no, you can't really get thrown off a train. It turns out because it has to keep going. So we really explain how you got to Golden Gate Bridge, just that it's tolerated us till it was over, to be arrived. And then somehow we ended up at the Golden Gate Bridge, goddling us.

This was before Uber, who perhaps we hitchhiked. I don't know. Wait, so where did the train begin? In Los Angeles, somewhere in Los Angeles area, or maybe it was up in North America a little bit. So it took a few, all the way up to San Francisco. And you were having at the beginning of a six hour journey. All the way, these poor people had to put up with us.

But you know, it could have been too, that it started a little further up like in wine country. Some more, listen, I don't know. I just remember that it's a cautionary tale. Any time I met a party and someone hands me whiskey, I say, you know, I'm good. I had enough.

It was, I wanna get you back to where you were. I was just trying to figure out how you got from the train to Golden Gate Bridge. It's a great question. So it's clear for the audience, because it's clear in your head, because you remember it, but I just wanted to be clear for us. Not so much. So at some point you got off this train, and you ended up unbeknownst to you at Golden Gate Bridge. Correct. Let me also clarify by saying, at 53 years old, I also don't have a great memory to begin with in life. So then you add like cheap whiskey and if you get it.

And a few decades. Yeah, I've got it. And a few decades. Literally forget it. I don't know even if I put my pants on today. Like, that's how bad my memory is. But you remember that he had a didgeridoo and what were you doing? How do you forget that? And I have a photo of it. he had a didgeridoo on what we do. Oh, yeah, how do you forget that? And I have a photo of it. He started playing didgeridoo. And so a couple people started coming over. So I did what anyone would do who's wasted

on the end of the Golden Gate Bridge while someone was playing didgeridoo. And that is sing opera at the top of my lungs. And then someone put out a hat and we made some money. Sorry, sorry. So you sing opera or is this a first time? Not cool. Well, I shouldn't say that I don't. I didn't know that I could until that moment And I did and then Snapshot, okay, so then there's a little blackout moment and then the next snapshot is that we are getting tattoos

moment. And then the next snapshot is that we are getting tattoos. Myself and the girl, the other, you know, the, the woman who, friend, tattoos. We're getting tattoos. Of what? I didn't have a star on my back like you do. I do remember someone trying to lick the tattoo while the tattoo was being done. They don't love that when people do that. They frown upon that, drunk people getting tattoos and people licking them. And then the night ended with, or I should say the next morning ended with me waking up in someone's house covered in hair in a dog bed,

someone's dog bed with like saran wrap on my back. And what's this? San Francisco. So you stayed the night in San Francisco, apparently random persons house and woke up in a dog hair covered in a dog bed. Yes, yes, you're on it. You apparently went sleep in a dog bed. That is fucking mad. Yeah.

And I have a tattoo now for the rest of my life. Cut you a month later, she is leading player in the San Francisco opera. Yeah. So, which you were so great. I was just a tears. Thank you. I had a certain point I did get bored just, but it's just opera. So, well, Lobo M is long.

Yeah, it's longer than it needs to be. The second act is repetitive. So was your date also there in the dog bed? Where was your date? I don't know. I don't have a clue. You know, was he staying at the same apartment as he was? I guess, I guess we all were. I don't know. Again, is this your husband? Please let this be your husband. I wish. Wouldn't that be a great. It's a such a good,

I feel like the fact that you both got hammered together, the fact that you both were dickheads on the train together, terrorizing L.D. Yes. A real bond, he experienced it. And then he find a didgeridoo and you are so compatible that you then sing opera and you start to make money while hammered and then end up in some random person's house together. I can't believe that you didn't end up with that person. No, this is also, I'm just gonna tell you the truth. I'm lying about this whole story. This is actually the story of King Charles and Camilla. This is how they met.

This is not my story at all. Don't you mean Prince, oh, wait a minute. Okay, David, I see what you did there. Yep, time has changed. No, this, this happened. Did you ever speak to each other again? Oh, I see him. I see him all the time. He's lovely as Mary-Dia's children. Yeah, this, this, you have a speak to each other again. Oh, I see him. I see him all the time

He's lovely. He's married as children. Yeah, I believe he sober. I because of that day. I don't know I'm sure that I'm sure that factored into into you know a meeting at some point, but yeah So I mean, I don't Recommend that sort of thing kids, but it was a different time. That's what I just say about everything now. When I tell my son not to do something, I go, I think that sounds like a blast. Yeah, I mean, a lot could have gone wrong. I could have fallen off the wine train.

You could still be- Full of the golden gay bridge. Yes. What an embarrassing way to go. She fell off that she tripped over a didgeridoo singing opera, Drunk on Boone's Farm. But we saw her great- She got licked off. Yeah. Yeah. She tripped over a didgeridoo singing opera, drunk on Boone's farm. But we saw her write it.

She got licked off. Yeah. Yeah. She got, yeah. She died of sepsis because someone licked her tattoo while she was drunk. Yeah. It's a good area.

I'm really happy that you survived to be able to tell the tale. I know me too. You need to be disappointed that that is not now your husband, but it will eventually get over it. But thank you for telling us that. Honestly, it feels like a over it. But thank you for telling us that. Honestly, it feels like a movie. Well, thank you for giving us that.

I'm available right now. Yeah. Well, thank you for creating that inspiration. Jesus Christ. We'll be right back. Bad dates. And we're back. All right, Cedric, you are up next and your story is called The Artist. Okay, well, I'm intrigued.

Okay, the artist was, I met this woman at a karaoke bar and I love karaoke. I love your song to amazing at it. Well, name one. I'll do a set for you. Whatever. I'm down for. Oh, this wasn't an invite apparently. All right.

I thought it was. But that's okay. But I enjoy karaoke and I met this woman at a karaoke bar. We hit it off and I asked her out for a date. Good for you. You know, I felt so bold and to do that. And it was cool. The first date we had dinner and it was just kind of flat and fine. I didn't think it was going to go anywhere after. I could tell this wasn't anyone that I'm going to fall in love with. And I thought that was that. But for her, it was on. How does that happen? How does that happen? How did two people not both register at the same time?

So I can not reception. No, no, no, no, no, no, kind of stocking. Well, no. Second date does happen because she asked on the on the first date, she's like, you know what? This this was cool, right? We should go out again. And me and my Midwest upbringing is like, okay, I want to be polite. Let's go on the second day, as opposed to just going, I wasn't feeling this, you know, I don't know how you tell someone, you know what, no, after she asks me out for the second date. So you just got to say it straight. I feel reference, I guess, but not in it. It's difficult. You know, what doesn't everybody appreciate it though? Everyone appreciates honest. No, they do. They do. And I love being straightforward. But also I totally

understand the instinct to be like, Oh, God, you don't want to like alter someone's perception of reality. You kind of want to then just show them maybe on the second day why this isn't a fit. Do you know what I mean? Like, because then you're a bit nervous. You make someone feel so awful about that they thought that you hit it off and that they are so bad at reading people. The movie the movie version of me would do that. Yes, but in my real life, I couldn't ever. I've gotten so many texts that are like, you know, yeah, thanks for dinner. I don't feel the connection, you know, good luck.

And I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I do agree. I just also, I empathize. I do empathize with Cedric. Okay, so you said, yes? I mean, on that first day, I could tell she was a quirky individual. And I like quirky, but just the connection just wasn't, she was way more mathematical. Yes, yes. And she was just I don't know if she did things a little bit more by numbers as opposed to I don't know maybe it yes instinct or or feeling and I felt like this wasn't going anywhere, but

She wanted to go on the second date and I thought okay She arrives for the second date to my place and He arrives for the second date to my place. And oh, yes, yes. Well, we decide that she's going to come to my place and then I'll drive us to dinner. So she comes with an uncommissioned painting. Oh, now I recall this story of me. How many days after the last date was this second date? This was a week, I think, after this was, you know, we had a weekend date for the first second date.

She has shown up with a. How'd she take in a picture of you that night? She took off the internet. What the hell idea where this image even came? Was it of you sleeping? No. Can we see the picture? Do you still have it? I, I, you do because you have sent it to me. I have seen this. Yes. Yes. I'll, I'll try to find it. It's it is. Yes. So she shows up with this painting and I'm infuriated. I am I am not happy with it. It is weird when you never read. Well, you don't really know someone and they have a giant picture of you, mate. Isn't it, David? And also, I'm not a great liking of that's what I was mostly, I think.

Like, what? How? That's what you see. So she shows up with this painting and I'm like, what is, why? Why would you, well, this is how I see you. No. Oh, no. And now I have it here in my bathroom.

Oh, my fucking god. Oh, my god. Oh, my bathroom. Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't you have a nose. There's never nose. I just never predicted that. And if you see this pain, she's got three dingoglias. She's glued. Yeah, like cookie monster. Google Oh! My friends that have come over to the house also make gifts of that painting, like towels. Stop it. Oh, yeah. I could.

Stop it. It. There's a candle in my bathroom. Oh my god, this is full of merch. You have full. You have merch. So is she in jail now? Do you think? I hope so. Damn, I hope. You're gonna come across her on an app and it's gonna be just a picture of her with Google eyes and do not swipe. So fucking mad. We'll be right back. Bad dates. And we're back. Okay. Well, David, how's that shrimp dinner going down? You know what? I've had enough of it and I don't need to keep eating it.

Cool, cool, cool. Well, that's good because I need you to tell me your story titled Everything's DOOM. I mean, I think the title of it is that because mine is just more like thematic truisms that course through so many different attempted dates or relationships in my life. So tell me, tell me about this story. I was in love with someone. I had a relationship with her. And I thought this was literally the absolute and I'll be all of my life. I was obsessed with this woman. And then I was 26 at the time.

And she was like 23. We were young. And she sort of on a dime dropped me one day. She was like, I'm moving on. But I don't know. It was very quick. And I was devastated. Did she say why? She just broke your heart. I have no idea. Really? She was just sort of like, yeah, I don't know. I don't really remember.

Like Carrie, I don't remember things that well. But I do remember that I was just so heartbroken. And I was like, I will never meet someone like this again. I was so, you know, yearning for her. And... How long had you been together? Not that long, maybe eight months. Okay. There's enough time though to be attached. Yeah, especially at that age. Yeah, yeah. And she ended up moving upstate New York and getting married. And then one day, I think we had run into each other once or twice or maybe met for coffee with strikers to say hello.

And I was like, oh, you know, but she was off into her new life. But then one day she called and she's like, hey, what's up? And I'm like, what? And I had been married. I was married at the time. And she goes, so you know how like you're like, you know, super into me, right? I'm like, Jesus Christ, you met a few people like that. She said that. Yeah, and I'm like, yeah, what I guess, like, you know, and she's like, well, I was just thinking like, you know,

since some could be sort of a mutual thing. Basically, I really need our car broke down and I need a new car. And maybe if we could have sex and then you could give me 10 grades. What? Oh, you have to tell me who this was. So kidding, you can't dig me who this was. So cute, you're kidding me. And I was like, what?

And I literally, I pretty much had never heard from her in years before that. And I was just like, oh my god. And of course, my mind swirling like, do I say yes? Can I figure this out? Oh. You're married at the time. Wait, how long has it like, do I say yes? Can I figure this out? Oh. Could I look at you take a shot? You're married at the time.

Wait, how long has Vincent seen her? Probably at least a couple of years since I'd seen her at all and probably five or six years since we dated. And you were married now and then considering, considering having? Well, for a second. But I think I quickly determined determined I went down the road and I was like, okay, no, he called the accountant, he didn't have the money, so he decided

not to go through it. So many reasons about it. Partly because my ATM didn't have a limit. So this woman, that's one of the most shocking things I've ever heard. That someone is so up their own ass and clearly desperate for money, that they call you up and try to engage you in what's basically sex work where in order for an, it's also like the fucking bulls of anyone to price themselves and to like sex with me.

Really highly realln it. If the only person who's allowed to say sex with me is amazing, I really, I really know. If the only person who's allowed to say sex with me is amazing, like, calm down, 10,000 pounds for $1,000 or $10,000, for one shag. You know how you love sex. That was, remember that part? How you love me and how, you know, this is how you live.

I got a second. You can tell she's done it before, because it was just, it's sex though, really was. Well, was it worth $10,000? No, it wasn't worth that. Sort of an eight and a half a name should have talked her down. It depends on when you catch me, but yeah.

Yeah. We had to determine the price. But yeah, now I'm thinking maybe she was making a series of calls, maybe she was like doing a phone bank and like going through her whole book and being like, like a telephone or just to see how much I'm a big clerk telephone who knows maybe her and her husband were And they were like and they were like

That's what it sounds like to me. That sounds like yeah, yeah, yeah, like it sounds like a Hamilton where they they're conning you Yeah, and she's having it in I don't know that I would have quated to Hamilton. Well, in Hamilton, yeah, no, they had the husband and wife that like, you're she. Oh, yeah, no, okay, sure, no, you're right, you're right. Yes, yes, yes. Your situation was less musical, less rap, more. I didn't get it because it wasn't so musical.

See? Now I understand it, though. Yeah, she called me on the phone. I said, what's up? She said, give me some money. That's what's up. Wayne, W-A-I-N, Wayne. Yeah. Do you have the money, Wayne? She said, it's 10 G's. I'm like, what are you talking about? Dear David Wayne, give me. Oh, you're crazy. I said, don't do that to me. You weirdo woman.

Okay. What was in your shrimp lunch? I'll find out in about 10 minutes. I'm very glad that you chose not to give this woman what she was asking you for. I think she sounds like a bit of a dick to be perfectly honest. It was a dick move. Well said. Through and through.

Leaving you in the lurch, playing with your feelings and then baiting you for $10,000. When she knows you're married, dick move, like dick hall of fame. I'm reminded of one little thing, which is the one time that I tried to cash on on my micro-commonty nerd fame was when we were touring around the country with doing comedy at one point. No, this was a little bit later in my early 30s.

And I was like, you know what, it's good. I'm single. I'm just going to try to meet girls after the show every time. You know, and so after one of the very first shows, somebody was like coming up and flirting. And I'm like, hey, come out and have a drink with us. And then she pulled a knife on me. It's a long story.

But that's the most difficult. It's a long story, but that's just a... Our tour manager who has gone on to become a huge producer was smart enough to end that situation, pull me away. She was trying to be flirty, but she pulled out a big knife. I was like, whoa. I thought, I thought, what? I think you guys have had some incredibly weird luck, but I will say that I stand with Kerry in how she stands with you.

I've never met you both before, but you both seem like wonderful, wonderful men. I wish you the most of the good dating luck out there. I think Kerry's right. I think anyone would be very lucky to be with both of you. You luck out there. And I think Kerry's right. I think anyone would be very lucky to be with both of you. You're very sweet. Thank you. That's very, very nice. I wanted to give a joke response,

but I'm too overcome with sincere gratitude. That was very sweet. That was true. And so before you go, will you tell people where we can find you and what it is that you would like us to see of yours? And obviously, David and Cedric, if you want to give out your phone number,

so any listeners who feel like there's a compatibility there, I can call you. Cedric, will you tell us where we can find you? Yeah, my socials are at Cedric Yarborough on Twitter and Instagram, and you can see me on Lucky Hank on AMC right now. By the way, I really love that show. Thank you David. David, that's why I saw you wrecked the screening of that.

Yeah, we saw, even though we don't know each other, I'm a big fan of you David, you know. And then tell me your children, you know that too. So you can see me on that and I'm on animated show called Fire on Mars on HBO Max right now that's I think it's pretty fun and cool. Amazing. And Carrie. I never think to give out my social deets. I guess coming up soon I have some what we do in the shadows action but I don't know when it's gonna air, so we'll have to see. Yeah. Fabulous.

And David. Well, I'm David Wayne, which is WAIN. I guess Instagram, TikTok, DavidWane.com. And I don't know. You can check out my middle-aged dad, Jam Band. And I worked on this show, Miracle Workers, which is gonna have come at the summer, the fourth season.

Yeah, I mean, fabulous. I've got friends on that show. Well, you're all wonderful, lovely, beautiful people. I hope to see you. Oh, one thing. Oh, see to go on. If you don't mind, I'm, guys, we can cut this out. I'm not, I'm about to work with Clint Eastwood.

Oh! We're not gonna cut that out. I would cut it out. We should cut it out. Well, because he's a close friend, close and personal friend of yours, David. Yeah. Yes, because those personal,

do you have any questions that you want me to bring to Mr. Eastwood? Where did he find that or rang a tang? OK, that's a good one. Yes, that's a good one. Yes, that's a good one. That is a good one. Let me write that down.

From David. That's for David. Why does he always squint? What's going on with that? He always squint. That's a great question. Yeah, why does he never, I've never seen his eyes fully open. That great, I'm writing that down.

And Carrie, do you have one? Which is I guess which of my basic cable shows was his favorite? I guess we'll start there. Yes. I don't want to I don't want to You know pin in the corner Squinty eyes and Carrie's career Well, C. Drick. I'm fucking thrilled for you, that's so exciting. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. And listen, as you're both still out there in the wild, if you come back with any other stories, I'll have you anytime. Thank you.

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