Bad Dates with Jameela Jamil - Welcome to Bad Dates with Jameela Jamil

Episode Date: March 10, 2023

Everybody has had them. Everybody can relate to them. And now it's time to laugh at them on BAD DATES, a hilarious new comedy podcast hosted by Jameela Jamil. Each week Jameela's favorite comedians, celebrities and funny friends share their epic and true dating nightmares and misfires. Like the tale of the guy who could only get frisky on top of a pile of stuffed "Garfield" toys, or the enraged beauty queen with food poisoning who chased her date through a kitchen window. There's even a bad date that involved gay Bigfoot.From the team behind the hit podcast SmartLess, BAD DATES will make you laugh a lot, cry a little, and cringe just enough. Because as we all know - the worst dates make the best stories.BAD DATES premieres on March 27, or you can listen early and ad-free starting March 20 on the Amazon Music or Wondery app.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bad dates! We've all had them. Everyone can relate to them. And now it's time to celebrate them. I'm Drameter Jamil and each week I welcome my favorite comedian, celebrities, and funny friends to share the romantic misfires that they've faced on the road to love, to shocking, or both. We'll have guests like Roy Wood Jr.

She has a place to live, I don't. So I'm on my hobo sexual shit and I'm over there. I'm on sexual. Yeah. Nikki Glazer. I dated this guy and I really liked him. One date he said, cool beans, seriously. And I quit not.

London Hughes and Grace Campbell. We were so obviously on a fucking day. What did they say? Yeah. And they were like laughing. They were Danish girls. Not that's going to do with that. Oh fuck the Danish. Oh, she's starting with that. Then it beaches. Wendy McClendon Covey.

So I'm on the turl it. I'm doing my thing. And the door opens wide open. Because little rickety cat looked at open with his face, walked up to me and maintaining eye contact with me, shits on the bathroom run. Affira Eisenberg, he reveals his room, which is filled with a collection of Garfields. He had like two hundred or so Garfields.

Jeth Hilla. She just put her hand on my arm and she said, Just so you know, your boyfriend is having sex with the birthday boy on the loft, Bess. Oh, my God. Celeste Baba and Jinx Monsoon. You know what I say. Chicks that wear glitter, take it up the shira. That's on the Mabeline package, too.

That's what I said. Poof-Eak. I start the slide off the horse. My foot hooks in the one steer. I fall off the side, but I'm hooked on the side. So I'm literally doing the splits on the side of the horse with my one foot dragging like a trick rider. Oh my god.

And a horse will not stop. He's going to kill himself and me. And Conan, no Brian. Let's just watch the swearing, okay? I'm, yeah. It weren't for that F-bomb. This whole thing would be suitable for children. So come join us for bad date stories that will make you laugh a lot, cry a little, Yeah. If it weren't for that F-bomb, this whole thing would be suitable for children.

So come join us for bad date stories that will make you laugh a lot, cry a little, and cringe just enough. Follow bad dates wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to bad dates early and add free on Amazon Music. Download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen early and add free with Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts. Bad Gates. you