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Episode Date: January 17, 2025

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No, no, no. I liked your... No, you have that. Today you liked it. No, no, I liked... So you're saying that I could have died. No, I liked it at four in the morning. I promise you. I can see the phone right now. Yeah, you could see it. Well, what can you see? That I did it at four in the morning. I know... Oh, God. I can see the phone right now. Yeah, you could see it. Well, what can you see?

That I did it at four in the morning. I know, oh God, I could have died last night. You definitely couldn't have died. He. He could have died last night. No, he could have killed me. Well, he's sick right now too. Are you sick?

Yeah. From the fires, dude, it's the smoke. No, he's sick. You know he's sick. Those are meth. Meth nose, meth nostrils. I've never done meth. Those are mosteroles, those are meth nostrils. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bobby texted me at three in the morning saying like doors were unlocked and to come in if the fire hits. That's sexy. No, it's not, dude. No, that's not sexy? It's not sexy, no. Oh, I thought that was sexy.

No, I had everything set up. I had the cat crates, everything set up. And I liked it an hour later. No, dude, I could have died. Cause I fell asleep knowing that you were my garden angel and I could have died. Angels need to take naps. You say- So last night, what happened? You're saying garden angel? Garden angel've died. Angels need to take naps. You say- So last night, what happened?

You're saying garden angel? Garden angel, dude. Like he lives in a garden? That's right, dude. My little garden angel. He's a garden angel, dude. He's a London dude. He is, kinda.

So last night, when time did you get in? I kept texting you on the flight. I was texting you from the sky. Yeah. I landed at 1035. My God. Oh, wow. I saw the smoke the whole. I landed at 10.35. My God. Oh wow. I saw the smoke the whole way, it was wild.

Wow. I saw the fires the whole way. Last night, I texted Carlos because I was so tired, I go, so just, I'm gonna fall asleep, but just in case, if it gets out of control, I'm gonna leave my bedroom door open. Hot. Yeah, and then wake me up. Well, I'm gonna leave my bedroom door open. Hot.

Yeah, and then wake me up. Well, I have bags packed. Get the cats in the cradle. Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon. LA is on fire. And it's Newsome's fault. So, is that a mayor we have? Where you going to?

Hey, Los Angeles, this is Mayor Karen Bass. Yeah, where you going, baby? She's done, dude. She's done, dude, right? She's cooked. She's cooked. She's done, dude. Why?

She stayed silent there, interviewing her. Dude, that was crazy, that, yeah, yeah. They were like- It was some sweet British guys like, Madam Mayor, have you got anything to say to the people of Los Angeles? You cut, you know, the fire department fund and all that stuff, And she kept quiet.

But last night, right? So I'm like, I felt, I fell asleep. I'm like, okay, Carlos has me. This morning, he liked my thing. And so, which means that he had slept through it. So if my house is on fire, I'd be dead. You'd be dead. But I was texting you the whole night.

I texted you back and forth. In fact, I got a call from Kalyla. How many calls did you get from Kalyla? Yesterday. Two. Well, I got a call mid flight and I texted, I was like, I can't answer, I'm on a plane. Yeah.

By the way, why can't I answer, I'm on a plane? Can't they just make it available for us to take a call on a plane? It'll interfere with the radio. No, it won't. There's no way that's gonna happen. There's no way. There's no way.

There's a lot of things they should, like closing the windows when you're landing, what's that all about? Give me a break Yeah, I know why they do that. Why so when it's on fire you can't see you can't see