Bad Friends - Bobby Can See!

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

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Hey, everybody. My best friend in the whole world, the funniest comic in the world, is playing San Diego in Del Mar. Del Mar, dude. And go see his show, man. It's fucking amazing. June 20th, I'm doing two shows at the Sound in Del Mar. It's a newer venue. It looks amazing.

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Magic. Pure magic. Yeah. It's good to see you on this. Thank you. Yeah. I'm very hungover right now. You drank last night?

Got the case of the Irish flu, baby. Where'd you go last night? Do you. Doyers. I want to go see the Doyers play. Oh. The amount of Japanese people because of Shohei, it's crazy. Half of the words at the stadium now are in Japanese.

What's next? What are they going to do to my America next? You were serving kimchi with the hot dogs? You think Shohei could have played during the 40s? Prohibition. Oh, 40s? In the 1940s. Like two days.

Would they sign them two days after Pearl Harbor, you think? I mean, he's good, right? But they're angry. We're hitting bombs all over the world The guy is amazing He's amazing He's so good to watch He's so tall handsome

This guy's so handsome Yeah he's a cutie ball All right and this guy's slotted to make I mean he's cute He's very cute Dude he's Astro boy He's Astro boy He's Astro boy dude

He is Yeah yeah It's me Shohi Yeah Look at how Dude he's Astro boy dude Yeah

He's got all of his vision now. I can see everything. You know I was driving down? So I just got glasses for the first time of my life. Yeah. And I was driving through Lancashire by Universal, right? And you know, when you're driving down that to go to Lancash him, you see the Universal City Park. Yeah.

But I never saw the rides. You just saw a bunch of blobs? I just saw a blur. Wow. And I was driving today. I was going, oh, they have rides? Like you could see the roller coasters and stuff. Yeah.

Yeah, I could never see them. It's crazy. Yeah. They have a new roller coaster. It's the Fast and Furious. Yeah. Vin Diesel is going to bless it. Yeah.

They are. And I wore glasses. I realized that my girlfriend's white. I thought she was black the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. There is.

Yeah, there's family. Have you ever been there? I've never been there all thing. Yeah, I have. What? Yeah. You did, Chess. You bailed.

Yeah. We went to Halloween Horror nights and you bailed. I only went when in the front when Adam Murray used to play Wolverine. Oh yeah, oh my God. You went when he was working there? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So long ago. He had the claws. He was walking around. Yeah, I had to throw pennies at him. That's, no, I did. To see if he can fling him with his plastic. See if he could hit him? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. But he picked them up because he's a Jew. But anyway, guys. I think you're, you look vibrant. What do you mean? Because your glasses, I think, are empowering you. Like, now you can see so much. feel more, you feel more up.

Well, there's trees in my backyard. I didn't realize. I mean, beyond the fence, it was just a blur. Right? Dude, the way you see the world. And how do you, how did you drive for all these years? Instinct. Just feel? No, you can see lights.

So it's instinct. You can't see the lines on the ground. That's why his guy has all this thing. I was going to say. He's never going to have a ding on his car ever again. Ever again. So it's instinct. It's like, I assume.

It's a vibe. I'm on Ventura. It's a lot of assumptions and stuff like that. I mean, I kind of know how to get to my house and how to get to the comedy store. It's like three roads. Literally, like, from here to your house is like three main roads. It's three main roads.

So it's, I memorize that. So easy. Yeah, but Mulholland is a windy, treacherous road. It can be, but there's two ways to get to your house. Three ways to get to your house. There is three ways to get to my house, yeah. And to the store. And I know three ways.

And the store is two roads. It's literally two roads. It's two roads. It's too road to my house. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude, it's so easy. But they're both, I mean, one of them's long, which is over a hill.

It's a hill. It's a long hill. Yeah, but I can see things that I've never been able to see before. I can see things I couldn't see before. Because I'm so in tune with you sometimes. You were really, yeah. Yeah, I went right into it, dude.

I knew, because when you did the Jew joke, I knew that was gonna. What do you mean? When you did the Wolverine Jew joke, I was like, ah, he's gonna say? I'm gonna start singing a song. Go. I want to be a Kung Fu fighter.

Dude. Do it again. What? Do it again. Believe in me. I just beat that up. Me too. By the way, we even sung the song wrong.

Yeah, yeah. And I still got it. It's not I want to be a kung fu. Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. I want to be. But you still were. Instinctually, I was there. We're humming.

We're humming. We're humming. We're humming. I can connect to you. I've been obsessed with comics unleashed. He sent me five clips. Same. Yeah.

And I've come to a conclusion. We're living in the dystopian. No, no, no, no, don't say that. We're not. We're not. All right. Yeah, yeah. It's so crazy.

It's crazy. And can I just throw my... Why can't we do it? Can you and I do it? Well, I pitch... So here's the deal. This is the truth. There's Freddie Lockhart.

Yeah, yeah. So here's the truth. Yeah. My manager manages the executive producer of comics on leave okay

that's not the joke that's a joke this makes so much sense it's not even a joke I literally pitch this that makes so much sense I literally pitch this what I go okay so

can you book Of course she does Yeah yeah Of course Remember when she lost a lighter at dinner? Yeah Do you remember this?

She got a lighter from the fucking waiter and the server was nice enough to be like, yeah, I can get a lighter from my car or whatever. Yeah. He gave it to her. She smokes and he comes back. He's like, can I get that lighter? She's like, I don't know where it is.

He just gave you his lighter. All right. What happened? So I pitched to the next day. So one night I couldn't sleep because I just kept watching the comics on Litch. I was obsessed with it.

It's so weird. It's so weird. So the next day I called my manager. I go, you know, I know the executive producer you rep right because she's this person used to open for me yeah so I pitched her this Andrew me Tim Dillon and Burke Kreischer that's pretty good pitch on a comics unleashed yeah and so I know that before you go Byron wants to know what your question is right so that he wants to know your

joke so he can so so he can lay you up yeah give you like you know mean I heard you got a new washing machine or whatever you tell you something about yeah yeah yeah yeah well fuckers be shaken yeah yeah My washing, because I sit on that thing, if I haven't gone to the bathroom a few days, to shake me right up. That's basically what it is. So this is what happens. I literally pitch this to Abby. I want this to happen, all right?

Me, you, Tim Dillon, and who? And Burke Chrysher. Or somebody, you know. I think Donnell Rawlings would be. Donnell would be funny. He would get so pissed at us. Yeah, yeah. So this is what we would do.

Okay. So this is my pitch. All right. Before the show, you know, you have to tell them what the setups are. I already know what you're doing. I know. We're going to swap jokes. No.

We're not even do the jokes at all. Okay. So he's going to go, oh, talk about your dad. You know what I mean? I'm going to go, there's a genocide in Gaza. All right? We don't answer any of the questions. They'll never air it.

And then at one point, I do an narcolyptic fit and I pass out. Right? Right. And the YouTube Byron Allen, right? He just let him be. Yeah. He just does this. I lay on the ground for the whole show.

The rest of the show. The rest of the show. The rest of the show. But I come back to a. live. What's the key word that brings you life? And I want Tim to go off on some sort of Israel rant or he has a rant on politics. Sure.

Yeah. Like I heard you from the East Coast and him going on some rant. He's like, well, the way that we're desecrating the world. Yeah. He's the best. So then what happens, I wake up, right, and I go, do you want to see my dog? Yeah, yeah. So I have a dog named Julio who no one can see.

Right. He's a rabid. Yeah, he's a rabid. Yeah. So we have Hulu in his math. You bring out honey, Jules's mom in a dominatrix office

With, was this a fever dream? No, no, no, no, no. It's what I pitched. Okay. It's what I fucking pitched, right? And Hulu goes, ah, right?

And she's coming out with it. Right? Insane. Like, Byron has no idea what's going on. No. Yeah, yeah. So pissed.

Yes. You think he'd be pissed. Yeah, dude. The guy who owns the Weather Channel? Yeah, he'll be mad. Yeah. But it'd be must, it would be the greatest rated show

that they did it. ever have. I just don't think they won't air it. Unaired. They won't air it. Why? Doesn't fit the brand. It doesn't fit the brand. Okay. I'm just saying. I want it to happen. I'm in. Yeah. I'm in. Yeah. If he said, if Byron, if you're listening, I know you. Okay. He's not listening. Okay. It'll get there. Okay. It'll, I could call and get it to one. Call them right now. I don't, I don't have his number, but I know the executive producer's number. Okay. Okay. So I have like one. What did the EP say when you pitch the this.

My manager stopped it right there and she goes, that's never going to happen. She's wrong. We'll make it happen now. Okay. So how about this? If we can make this happen? We make it a fever dream. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Where it's like what is the fuck is going on here? If we make this happen, okay, if I can make this happen to get us on there, then you have to fire your manager. She's the one that got us on. No, you just said she cut you off. She said it's not going to happen. Yeah.

I'm going to get it. How are you going to make it happen? Don't worry about it. Really. I'm going to make it happen. So we can make it happen. So we can make it a fever dream where we don't answer any of the questions. Right.

Right. We make it as chaotic as possible, right? We're wearing funny outfits. Fine. Right. How many times have you done Comics Unleashed? None. I can't believe you and I never did that or whole.

I did, okay, I did one Byron Allen thing. Funny that you have. Funny that you should ask. You should ask. That's a popular game show. Yeah, so I did that. I did two episodes and they never asked me back. Too good.

Yeah, they never asked me back. Funny, you should ask. featuring Louis Anderson. Good lineup, though. Sherry Shepherd, Tim Meadows, Caroline Ray, John Lovitz,

and Bobby Lee. Louis Anderson. Yeah, I said Louis, Louis. Yeah, so if you see the lineup on that, you're like, oh, okay, I'll do it. Yeah, I think you told me you were going to do this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I told you not to do it. Yeah, yeah. No, that's not. Yeah, yeah. So I did two episodes. They never asked me back. Yeah.

And they said, I think I didn't even ask, like, can I come back? And they're like, oh, it's scheduling. I think I was just off pudding or something Yeah Like I just didn't fit the

You should get back on pudding Yeah, yeah, yeah Great when you're on putting I mean, have you done any byron now? Bro, you know I've only done I've only done Conan That's so I did I'm sorry, I did

The only other thing I did was Dude, what's his name show? Kimmo? No, I never did stand up on Kimmel I just did Conan and then I did Not Craig Kilbourne What was the other one I did?

No, I did Ferguson. I did Ferguson. I only did Ferguson. You don't go. Tonight show. But Ferguson taped at the ice house. So you don't go to the studio. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. They filmed at the ice house and they cut to a clip. Yeah, yeah. Which is crazy. Which is still cooler, I think. It's cool, but you don't, yeah, you don't have to do a live. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a pre-taped. No, I never did anything. And I never got offers to do those other things, I guess. Or I just never. It never. I'm 100% guaranteed because there's a guy at the comedy store. his name is Eric Do you know him?

I mean, that's a lot of guys named Eric. I know, but he's an older guy and he's Byron Allen's right-hand man.

So he hangs at the store. No, na, we're doing it again, dude. We're in sync, dude. We're in sync today.

Yeah, no, now, now, now, now, now, now,

now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now,

No, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hoocha. Okay, so anyway. They do whocha at the end. Yeah, they do something. Hucha! Hocha! And they're dancing?

Fancy's loving it. Yeah. When they're dancing, it's a beautiful sequence. It's beautiful. Yeah. And the chair, you're on a chair. Yeah, sometimes you're on a chair. Well, let me ask you this, though.

Go ahead. Do you care that Colbert's gone? And here, and the reason I ask is because you never watched. This is my problem when people go, this is my same theory about, like, the Brooklyn Dodgers come to Los Angeles. Brooklyn's mad, right? Brooklyn's angry about that.

And their response was, you didn't fucking come to the games. You were barely a fan, and there was a better business opportunity out west. So you can't, when something's gone, you can't then go, well, I'm mad, it's gone. I never supported it.

I'm not saying, fuck him. I like him. He's funny. But I'm also like, yeah, but I don't like late 90s. Yeah, but who's watching? I think your point is that I don't watch

late night, but, you know, I am on TikTok and I watch his monologues. I just don't care. And I think they're great. I think that's your age, though. I don't think young people do. Yeah, that's because... Okay, and then that's guys in their 50s and up, they still watch it. I'll just watch a clip. But most

those guys are dead. You watch Bill Moore? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But do you watch Bill's show or the podcast? No, I watch it on Friday night. You really do. He does. I don't watch any of them. He can't wait, too. After Letterman... Bill Mars on, I gotta go watch it.

Oh, I tell everyone. He tells everyone. After Letterman left, I said... After Conan left, really, I was like, goodbye. I don't want to do late night anymore. I just didn't care anymore. Yeah. Conan and Letterman were the fucking...

Let's just focus on getting on comics on the least here. I don't think we're going to have a problem. Yeah, let's get our ball. Let's watch the ball. We have our ball. All right, so here's the thing. We're going to get on if you want to get on. Yeah, yeah.

How about this? Make it, make it. I'll make you a deal. Yeah. I would rather be on the Weather Channel. Really? You'd rather be in the weather channel. I would love to do a segment.

He won't have us on that. Let us do a segment on the weather channel, Byron. I can do Super El Nino. I'm good at Super Al Nino. You know what I mean? So I could do that. And I'm Hurricane Maria. Hurricane Maria.

Yeah. Come over here. I'm going to get you wet. Yeah. Because Super El Nino is coming. Is it? You don't know that? Super El Nino.

It happens. It happens. Four now. What? He's 54 years old, Super El Nino. Yeah. You called me Super Sperlino? Wait, is it really coming?

Yeah. And it doesn't happen often. I think this is going to be the biggest Super El Nino we've ever seen. I think 200 years. When is it coming? This summer. Who's releasing this? Marvel.

Guy, guy you beep me into the joke. I like it. Damn it. That was fast. Super El Nino this summer. A rare Super El Nino is expected to develop by fall, peaking in strength during the winter of 2026 into 2027. Forecasters at N0.

Oh, A's Climate Prediction Center, estimate two and three chance that this event will become historically intense. Yeah. Get fucked. What's it going to be a rain? It's going to be rain every day for like two months. So what? I know, but I have a, I have a patio. Open the floodgauge.

I'm spending money on, on clogging. I got you a clogging. Yeah, because I'm getting prepared for Super Lening. That's for L.A. Yeah, and L.A. is going to be super hot. Super El Nino defined by, uh, she's. shifts the gesture to funnel active moisture-laden storms directly into Southern California. Why can't they, you know how they do cloud seeding where they make it rain?

Why don't we do the opposite? What's cloud stopping? How do they do that to make it not rain? If they can make it rain, make it not rain. It's called a house. What are you talking about? No. They cloud seed.

They literally put seeds in the clouds. Stay inside. No, well, it's going to fuck up everything, though. Because we don't handle rain. Our infrastructure is not good for rain. There are opposing techniques, it says. Yeah, thank you very much. So I'm not a fucking idiot.

Overseeding involves intentionally injecting an excessive amount of ice nucleating particles, silver iodine, into a cloud because there's too many particles competing for a limit out on moisture. It creates millions of microscopic water drop. It's too small and too tight to fall as rain, effectively depressing, dispersing the cloud. That's amazing. What does that do, though? Makes the cloud just kind of... I understand that, but are there consequences of doing that?

Of course there are. But we don't have to deal with that. The next generation does. Oh, I see, I see. And by the way, I know we joke for years and says, they could control the weather, but I guess they can. Yeah, I think they can. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? Oh my God. Can you help me finish a joke? Go ahead. I was at the airport and there are these two like very funny, well-dressed, flamboyant gay guys. Like, and they're running around. Like, I mean, like, just making a scene.

Like in their sprinting around, like, hey, no, get over here. And they have obviously a son. is biologically there. Their son, yes. And it's like Obviously. It's like they turn around and then he's running away again full speed.

Wait, wait, he's wearing away from them? Yeah, he's like, he's like, he's a kid running through the airport. And they're trying to stop him, but it's like my dad was like, you know, my dad was like, grab you by your neck. Yeah, yeah. They're like, stop it. Get over here. Yeah.

Whatever his name was. And the kid, and little kid's wearing a maga hat? He was. He had his Trump shoes on. Yeah, yeah. But I looked at him and. He was running for. from everybody.

When I saw him, he had red hair. He was a redhead. Oh, no. What does that mean? I just, I just, I thought, what's the opposite of a head start in life? Right. Two gay dad's redhead?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a tough. That's a tough. He goes to elementary school. Yeah. Which one of your fucking dads is picking you up today, fire crotch? I mean, that kid is lit up.

Yeah, but he's going to turn out to be a great stand-up comedian. There you finish the joke. Yeah. That's it. You think so? He ended up being a great stand-up comic. Yeah, I mean, because it's like...

My two dads. I mean, you had two dads. Yeah, and they were both gay. Yeah. But you struggled, you know, you did. Not, not, yeah, no, not like... You were in poverty when your mom was single. I grew up in the ghetto.

Yeah. No, I didn't grow up in the ghetto, dude. But in projects. We didn't grow up in the project. That's the story I've been telling people. You know what's strange? When I take these off now, everything's a blur. Asian.

That's normal. That's how it works. That's how it works. But if I take it off, will it go back to what it was or no? Brother, what are you talking about? You're doing what it was. What I'm saying is. Look at this.

What it was. What it was. What goes on? No, no, no. What it was? Put it on. Yeah. What it is.

Yeah. Hey, hey, take it off? Yeah. And what it will be? What do you mean by that? Yeah. Remember how all those hot girls smile at you all the time?

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I put them on all the way Oh no They're actually really cool glasses Yeah Who makes them? These are Tom Ford Tom Ford Yeah

Tom Ford's nice glasses Yeah Must be nice I want to put these on Wow But just do Why don't you just do contacts? Well, I was thinking about LASIC,

but they're saying that I'm going to need reading glasses if I get LASIC. Everybody gets readers, though. I think that's the most common. I think people just get readers. If you read. I've never read. Well, why do you need readers?

Oh, so last night. TikTok. Yeah, TikTok glasses. Yeah, so last night I saw a movie better than Project Hell Mary. What did you watch? Obsession. So fucking good. Who's in it?

Nobody I ever ever, ever, ever, scene. Do you see obsession? Yeah, it's an indie horror that is gonna make a hundred million dollars with a budget under a million. He's getting his little winger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so fucking good. You know, the only thing bad about this story is it's going to give a lot

of people hope. Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean by that? It's going to give everybody help. They're like, I can do it. You can. You cannot. It's the Cinderella story. It's an anomaly. When you're watching the movie, here's what you notice. You go, oh, this guy knows what he's doing. Yeah, it's an anomaly. Yeah. And

I think that in the years of him leading up to the movie, like George Miller's Mad Max Fury Road, 30 years he thought about that movie. 30 years? Yeah, because since Mad Max, what's the last Mad Max before? Thunderdum. Yeah, Thunderdome with Tina Turner. What is the year difference?

1985. What do you mean? That's fucking 40 years. Yeah. So he laid down at night. He directed it when he was in it 70. He was 70 years old when he drank made Mad Max Fury Row.

What's so funny? It's just so funny to think so much time passed. I know. Like when they wrap the film, he's like, I guess we can't wait another 40. Yeah.

They did a furioso after that, which is pretty good. So he sat there probably for 40 or 30 plus years. Just in a tub. And just thinking about the next movie that he's going to make. You got to get out there a little bit fan. I understand that,

but what I'm saying. He made more movies. What? He made more movies. He did, but I think that he thought about Mad Max and what it's going to look like and scenes in his head. And you've been thinking about comics Unleash for 40 years ago. Yeah. We got to get you off.

We got to get on the show. Yeah, yeah. It's good. Is it in all the theaters? Yes. I saw it in North Hollywood Regal. And this fucking, oh, God. You went to the no home ring.

I know. This fat Mexican man next to me, right? Here it goes. He was drinking one of those icies. The big one? Yeah, yeah. Love. And he did double flavor, which is like, nah, man, no way. Yeah, it's a risky move.

It's a risky move, right? And he was kind of fat, too. Right. You mentioned that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. When you showed the size of the icy, gave it away a little bit. He also had three young kids next home. Oh, I got this Amber Alert.

You literally got an Amber Alert. Literally that, I had to turn my phone off during the movie during the Amber Alert. Imagine? It's him watching that movie. Wow. He's kidnapping kids just to go watch movies with. And there were young kids, and there's like sex scenes that is crazy. Is there sex scenes in it?

Yeah. And how young are the kids? 10. It's a rated R film? Yeah. It's not for kids. It's not for kids. It's not for kids.

So Mr. Icey brought his kids. Yeah, Mr. Icey. And so he was drinking his IC, the large kind. Like, it's literally this big. I'm not even, there's no high, I'm not being hyperbolic. It was like this big. Can I pause you for two seconds? Yeah.

did he say anything to you? No. About being like, hey, I know who you are as a fan of the family. No, no, no. Okay, good, go ahead. I was going to be like,

that'll be a big bummer if we're talking about him and he was like, hey, no, no, no, no, no, he doesn't know. Yeah, yeah, he didn't look at me or anything. Okay. You could tell. And he, um,

he got to the bottom of the icy. Yeah, and he was doing that the whole time to get every little bit of thing. And if you ever been to that theater, the seats vibrate. I went once. At the four X is what the call.

Me, no, go back. Me, no go back. Yeah, but I went. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the seats vibrate. The seats vibrate. There's other special, right? But his slurping was louder than the vibrating seats. Louter than the vibrating seats and all the other things that happened in that theater, like wind and stuff.

Also, I had my jewel out, right? And there was so much wind coming through the chair that it went shh. And it only exploded. It almost exploded in my fucking. But my point is that it kind of ruined. And also, we were in the last. last, like second to last seat. And I couldn't read anything.

Well, did you not bring your glasses? I got the glasses an hour before I came here. Oh, you did? Yeah. Well, you got to go back. I got to watch the movie because then I had to whisper to my girlfriend. I go, what does that text say? You know what I mean?

And then I got slurpy. And then he starts coughing and then he was crunching on something that was so allowed. It was. Did you say in a foreign language? Yeah. No. He's like, what did the text say?

The guy next to him is like, This foreigner speaks good English. What does they say? No, on the screen that, you know what I mean? Yeah, like somebody's texting on their phone. In the movie, in the movie they're texting. And you have to read it. You're telling me this is going to make $100 million.

It's that good. What was the budget? $10 million. Less than one. Less than one million. Indie horror film was actually gross and estimated 75 to 80 million worldwide. Oh, my fucking God. I know.

Oh, my. God. It's so good. Who's the distributor? Blumhouse. Oh, yeah, that's right. Another win for Blumhouse. Yeah. They literally hit home runs like this all the time. This is what they do. Yeah. I mean, didn't they, they get out. Get out. But, but I mean, but get out was an expensive film. No, a million. Was it? Yeah. That was only a million bucks. Yeah. Then his, that's why they gave Jordan a car. Yeah. Well, more than a car. No, no, he got the money and all that stuff and residuals or whatever he gets paid. What kind of car? They got him on a really nice car. He got a career. Yeah. He got a career. He had a fucking career.

He was on a hit TV show. On a hit sketch show. He was the funniest guys on planet Earl. You better watch him out the way you talk about Jordan. Clearly his career got better from Mad TV once he made Get Out, obviously. Damn, dude, a little bit of spicy attitude coming out of Carlos. No, no, no, no. I got to take my glasses off for this one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's too much heat coming from this. Well, we had two trials back to back last week. Yeah, yeah. No more trials because we haven't gone on the road yet. Oh, it's coming. Yeah, yeah. Like Nuremberg.

What? So, listen. Have you ever done this before? That's so stupid. Yeah, that's very funny. You're a dumb guy. Yeah, yeah. You know, a car, I hope they never got him.

Ferrari just released their new car. This, look, I know you're not a car guy. Never have been. Take one look at this car and give me your first instinct. Don't look yet. Give me your first instinct. You're the first word that comes out of your mouth. Go.

Look. Hold on. Love it. Gay. I knew he would love it. It's the color of his car. No, but I just knew he'd. like the style of that. I love it. It's Ferrari's first all-electric car. I love it. It is cool.

I bought one for the studio. I would mad at it. I would mad it. But it looks good. As a as a diehard lover of Ferrari. Yeah. I am. How much is that? I'm remarkably disappointed. Sad. Yeah. Oh really? It's one of the most atrocious designs I think they've ever released. I think it's the best design they've ever. I know. I know. Yeah. $640,000. I can't do it. Wait, come on. Why not? I don't want to do it. 640 grand, dude. I have a free Hyundai.

Yeah, free. Yeah, yeah, that or a free Hyundai. A lease price, $7,000 a month. That's insane. Wait, go back to the picture, though. This is genuinely one of the most upsetting. And the media online is joking about it, too. They're like, that's not a Ferrari.

I think it looks futuristic. Mad it, it'll look good. It looks so terrible. Is there a black one? Yeah, they're probably, you drive it in black. Oh, I like the yellow one. Luce. Isn't that what it's called?

How cute that is. Ferrari luce. Meep, me, me. Yeah. It's so cute. Yeah. I miss the bugle or whatever. Dude, I came home last night and I was eating chips and salsa in the kitchen because I didn't

want to wake her up. I didn't want to go upstairs. Who's her, your dog? Yeah, my dog. I didn't want to wake up my fucking wife. Well, my dog wakes up whenever you open the door. So I bummed about that because then she probably woke up from that. But I'm eating chips and salsa watching Sports Center.

and I fell asleep on the couch because I was like, if I go up there, she's gonna, you know, she, I don't want to wake her up. And I fell asleep on the couch and the amount of salsa that spilled was one for the books. You couldn't even put that much

in the jar it spilled from. It's as if somebody walked into my house and put other salsa all over the place and then left with the bottles. It was everywhere. And so no bueno. No, bueno. I must have had it on the couch.

And you fell asleep with it in your hand. Yeah. Yeah. That's insane. I was tired. Yeah, yeah. You cannot shame him for that. I've never had like a drumstick of chicken or anything and just fell asleep with it.

Any kind of food. Go ahead. Go ahead. You know what? Wantons? Yeah, go ahead. You know what we're going to go wantons? I've shit my bed.

Is that what I was right to say? Yeah, well, that's a little worse. Stop flour seeds, pizza. Oh, yeah, I've never done that. I don't eat on my bed. That's insane. I was on my couch. Okay, and that's fair.

You never eat on the couch? Yeah. No, I don't. That's what the kitchen table is there for. Okay. When you're watching TV, yeah, yeah. You eat at the kitchen table

looking through your living room? No, no, no, but there's TV food and then there's couch food. Oh, we grew up differently, brother. All food. And then there's table food. All food is TV food.

Okay, no. Popcorn. No, I agree. You agree. All food is TV. Popcorn, like pretzel chips. I'll eat a full meal in front of the TV. Yeah.

That's how we grew up. Yeah. What about you, Andreas? Of course. Okay. A full meal. We didn't do that. You're not talking to each other.

I refuse. to do it. So you sit at the table alone. I have an expensive rug. I don't want falling in sleep with salsa verde all over it. Well, the good news is when you sell your Ferrari,

you can get your rug. All right. Wait, you, you, when you're eating alone at the home, you sit at the kitchen table. By yourself? Yeah. Paint that.

Someone paint that. Yeah. Someone at home, please paint that. It's, yeah, it's normal. And you guys, and you guys, it's somewhere at the universe are eating alone at the exact same time. Yeah.

And above Carlos, it's a little tiny swinging light. Yeah. You know, and above you, it's a beautiful shandle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you, salsa, all the fucking body, dude. Yeah, dude. This morning, I did something that I'd never done before.

So last night we saw the movie Obsession, my girlfriend and I, and she is a witch. Correct. Okay. And the movie's very witchy. Okay. She gave you a wish stick. What? She gave you a wish stick.

Yeah, yeah. So. A what? Wish. Don't, don't ruin the movie. She gave you a wish stick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we went to Bob as big boy. Mistake number one.

Yeah, right next to us. Because you wanted to get diarrhea. Yeah, I wanted to get diarrhea before it went to bed. And we're sitting on the lobby and waiting for our table. And I heard this buzzing. It was probably neon light or... No, the flies. They have flies. They have flies all over bars.

They're in the kitchen. Okay. Go ahead. It's Bob. Just sit. I mean, ZZZZ. Anyway. Welcome.

So, do you hear that? Do you hear it? The buzzing, she goes, I don't hear the buzzing. I thought she was gaslighting me. Oh, your girlfriend said this. Yeah. And then in the, so, and then late at night, right when we're about to go to bed, she went, she kind of tried to scare me.

Oh. She went, ah, in the light. Why? Because the movie? We saw a horror movie. So this morning, she was out in the kitchen, and I, and she knows not to ever wake me up. Right. So I built my body on the bed with pillows.

Smart. Right. And then what I did was I pushed the nightstand closer to my bed so I can fit in the corner of the room. And I had a hoodie on backwards with the hoodie over my face. Right. Right. I was crouched down and I stayed down there for 45 minutes waiting for her to come in.

Okay. And eventually like everything's supposed to. started getting sore. So I asked, honey, Jules's mom, I go, I'll read you the text, hold on. So people know that this is real. I mean, I 100% believe this. There's no doubt in my mind, this is real. Okay, but I'll, really?

So funny. Is it or no? Yes. I mean, that's, what an elaborate ruse. I hope the payoff is worth it. Yeah, it was real. So I go, tell Sadie to wake me up because I have to pick up my glasses. So good.

All right. I'm trying to scare her So if you tell her I'm trying to scare her I'll fire you That's love Right Don't fuck this up I'm fucking serious

It sound like you're serious Yeah I was serious Because I had been sitting there For 40 In this tight space For 45 minutes All right so she comes in She comes in

And she wakes She tries to wake me up And she thinks it's me Yeah because I formed it like a body You know I mean And I go Right She screamed

And what is it about that? that feels good. Making someone scared? Yeah. Oh, it's the best thing. Do you do that to your wife? All the time. Yeah, yeah.

It's so fun. Sometimes I scare, I over scare. Yeah, yeah. I think I over scared her. Like one time she was, she was doing laundry back and forth, and I jumped out and I pushed her down the stairs. Yeah, yeah, I don't want.

Yeah, I really got her. Yeah, yeah. I got her good. Then I used a coat hanger. You know what? Actually, you know what the old school like dad, dad thing that I, my dad did to us that I always do is when she's walking in front of the car, I always hit, and she, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just, it's, it's, yeah, that's fun, it's, it's,

just a little one. Yeah, you have to do it. Yeah, you have to do it. Yeah, you have to scare. I mean, I've done laying down, like she's in the bathroom and I'm laying down. Oh, that's fun, right? And so she opens the door and my head's just down here. Right. I'm also going to get a mannequin of myself. How do you do that? Adam Ray. Yeah. He knows all those people All the fucking prosthetic people he can get And I'm going to have me standing in the dark He'll want the mannequin as a character though

You're gonna have to lend it to him at some point Oh yeah for sure Because it's expensive We'll go 50-50 on it Okay Yeah yeah And I want to me standing in the dark She goes Bobby I see you right

But in the dark so you'll just see a silhouette And from behind I scare her That's so good It's a good one Now when do you stab Oh you stab when she starts, I'm like, we should get married.

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And once again, thank you to Bobby's mom. Back off. I mess you up. Let's start this game. Each of you guys write down the slang term for what we're pointing at. What's this right here, guys? What is this right here? Kevin Spacey, Epstein, Weinstein. What do they have in common?

They're all scumbags. They're all scumbags. Incorrect. These are all classic New York guys. Oh my God. Is this the game where we have to figure out what the F your mother is saying? How old is my fucking wife? I'm going to put as many marshmallows as I can in Bobby Lee's mouth.

If you were in prison, dude, easy access. I am thoroughly around. Is this your son? Oh my God. How did I get here? I'm so thrilled that I'm only a lesbian. Oh! Wow!

Yeah. Stop hitting on my mom, okay? Our next game. Time to get Hansi. Buzz in before he does because it's a fucking game show. Asshole. Was that a good, do you consider that a good episode? What's the barometer?

Who do we have here? I'm going to guess their names. Chimbo. No. Alora. Alora means well in Italian. Yeah, yeah. Chimbo.

and... Baloco. Baloco. Chimbo baloko. How close are we? What's your name? I'm Jack. Not close at all.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about you? Catherine. Hi, Catherine. That's a bad miss. So Jack, are you nimble? Are you quick?

A little, yeah. When's the last time we played basketball? Because what the fuck is going on here? Do you just play a game with basketball? No. Okay. No, just Jack likes basketball. I do like basketball

All right Do you do play basketball, Jack? From time to time There's a court Outside my house That comes out of Okay Sometimes when you bring people on the show

They answer like they're being subpoenaed Yeah, everything's fine Jack, what do you do for fun? What's Jack do for fun? I like watching movies Yeah, you want to be a director? Yeah, that's what you want to do That's the goal

And Catherine, what do you want to do? I'd like to be a screenwriter You want to be a screenwriter? Yes You like sitting in the computer all day Yeah, basically What do you write? Do you write fantasy? I write horror stuff mainly.

Ah, did you see obsession? No, I really want to, though. I think I'm going to go on Friday, maybe. Yeah. You're in L.A.? Mm-hmm. Okay, good. Can you pitch me a concept of a horror movie, like an elevator pitch?

Give me your elevator pitch. Yeah, and we'll add on. Okay. Yeah, yeah, we do. And we're writers as well. And we will want credit for it. Yeah. Okay, I just wrote one this past year for...

We just wrote. We're going to write it together. Yeah, yeah. It's ours. It's a Western. It's set in 1890 and it's a werewolf story. 1904. If you don't mind.

If you don't mind. If you'd prefer it. As a producer credit, I got to add my... It's just because we're better. It's better if it's in the 20th century. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Thank you. Can we make it 904? Yeah, sure. Okay. Thank you. And the main character, Thomas and Bell is on this brand. Let me stop you right there.

Dimitri. Yeah. Dimitri and Dimitri and Barba Duke. Okay. No, no. Barber Duke is happy. It's a horror movie already. Barbarucas?

Yeah, yeah. So, Demetri and Toe. Her name is... Well, that's the full name is what she was saying, not two people. Yeah, Thomas and Bell, first name, last name. Thomas and Bell?

Thomas and Bell. The gentleman's name is Thomason. Yeah, yeah. Just call him Tom. Tom, is fine. Okay, sure. So we're not doing Dimitri anymore. Yeah, we're not doing Dimitri anymore.

You know what? Call them Big T. Okay. Yeah, big T. Yeah. It's T. Okay. Okay.

1904, it's T. T. Okay. T is working on. a ranch and it's being terrorized. Not a ranch. Not a ranch. Okay.

Yeah. The first... It's not a ranch. It's the first meth laboratory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ever. So, ever. And it's an airplane hanger.

It's not a ranch. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also it's... No, no, no, no. Like that at all. A country. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I know, I know. Lithuanian. Lithuanian. Is that fine? Yeah, perfect. So pitch it back to us again. Here we go.

Yeah. Okay. So Big T is working at a... What year is it? What year is it? 1904. Okay. Okay, it's 1904 and Big T is working at an airplane hangar.

Yeah, but what do they make? What do they make there? Math. It's the first... Yeah, meth lab. Okay, go ahead. Yeah. And it's being terrorized by did we decide?

You're Lithuania. Right, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. That's the pitch. That's the pitch. Yeah. What happens in the story?

what happens to T I don't know What? I don't know We do We know what happens to T So one of the Lithuanians Yeah

T falls in love with one of the Lithuanians That's terrorizing And they actually kind of Double, you know They double agent They double agent The Lithuanian over overlords You know, we're like organizing

Yeah But the problem is He's addicted to Math Yeah he is fully addicted To MEP Yeah And she's trying to help him Get Sober too

Okay. Which he gives it heart. She's in the program. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's her name? The program didn't start until 1935. Then this place, this place in 1935. 1940 then.

Define, 1945. Yeah, yeah, 1940, all right. And then what's the girl's name, the Lithuanian girl? What? What's the Lithuanian girl's name? P. Keep it simple. P and T and P.

Yeah, T and P. Okay. Yeah. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah. I love this pitch. I love this pitch. What's the horror element of it, though?

Well, it was werewolves until we changed it to Lithuanyanian. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lithuanians are were wolves. You can't call Lithuanian. Oh, you can? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I don't think we care.

Oh. I think they're one of those countries that no one cares. They're Lithuanian were going to fund this project. Yeah, I guess we're going to be able to do it now. Do you have a pitch, Chuck? I don't think I can top that. No, but do you have a pitch of your own movie?

You have to try. We can help you. Well, I, okay, okay. And chime in. Oh, of course. We're producers and the runners of the show. Gives us permission. on our show to chime in.

Yeah, yeah. It's insane. That's hysterical. Yeah. Sorry about the basketball short. I love, yeah. You attacked him and now he's, yeah, now you're being an asshole. No, no, no.

Yeah, yeah. Fuck you, Jack. He's defending himself. Jack, defend yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's this, um, we follow this artist who's like, he makes like sculptures and stuff and he's like. Michelangelo.

Yes. Nantella. Yeah. Is it Michelangelo? No. Can we call him Michaelangelo? But if you want it to be my husband. be Michael Angelo. No, we don't want it to be Michael Angel. He's like Michelangelo the eighth.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it's there's a hereditary line here. And what does he do, Jack? Well, he makes sculptures, but he's been struggling because he like made like a sculpture in college and it was like his magnum opus and he hasn't hit that peak since. Oh, let's think about the sculptor he made. Well, the sculpture comes to life. Well, but what's the sculpture that he made that people don't, they don't like it? It's Hitler. No, no, no. No. No. No. He sculpts Hitler and he comes back to life. What year is this? Modern day.

Oh, it's modern day. Yeah. Yeah. I say Marco Rubio. Rubio. Yeah, yeah. I say, Marco Rubio? He made a Marco Rubio statue.

Okay. And it came to life. Michelangelo the 8th. Yeah. And then what happened? Marco Rubio came to life? Marco Rubio came to life. Yeah, so then those two Marco Rubio's.

That's crazy. That is insane, dude. Well, I'll say both these projects. He fall in love. We'll fund. No, they fall in love. They fall in love. Marco and Marco fall in love.

Marco, Marco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love this. And they, they, they, they, they, they think, that one's good. I'm not done with it. I'm not done with the pitch. I'm done. They have a, a Havana in Cuba.

Yeah, little Havana. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And there's like, it's like heated rivalry. I knew, I knew it was going to get gay. Gotta go gay. You guys are very good pitch. Everyone's going to pitch.

Everyone think of a show idea. Thank you for coming. He's going to get you to pitch something else out there. We're pitching to that. Okay, he's going to swap out. Thank you guys. So fun. You guys have fun?

Yes. Insane, right? Doesn't make any sense? The name of this show. Makes no sense this whole show. Okay, switch out. Thank you, guys. All of these young people coming in here look like they were made at Quinnipiac.

Yeah. Like the school made. No, they look like they're from Hogwarts. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Quinnipea. Yeah. What's your name?

My name is Riley. Riley? What's your name, sir? I'm Jacob. You're Jacob. Do you guys, are you two friends? No. No.

Why? Why? I don't. Why don't you like Jacob? Where do I start? Start from the beginning. That's the best part of the ace. How long have you been here? Jacob.

I've met you five days ago. And you already pissed me off. Oh, yeah. How did he piss you off? He doesn't know when to stop talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what I did. Why do you talk?

Thank you. Yeah. Why you keep talking, dog? Communication. It's what I went to school for. Yeah. Went to school. You're still in school.

Oh, yeah. This sounds like a crush. This is like a crush. Yeah, there's a love here. There's something underneath. There's a deep love here. No. Because this whole, yeah, no.

Of course not. Oh, no. Yeah. I'm in love with Riley. Well, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it is, it's one side. What do you?

Whoa. Okay, they like each other. They like, it's so fun. I like girls. I like girls. Oh. Oh, the twist. Jacob.

Are you willing to get surgery? Yeah. The twist, you like ladies. Yes. Is that a problem? No, no, there's never been a problem. No, why would that be a problem? Well, it's a problem for Jacob, for sure. It's not a problem with me, I don't care.

Whoa, you can do better than Riley? I hope so. I hope so, too. Okay. Jacob, okay, so now that we establish, you guys don't like each other for literally no reason at all. Yep. Yep. What do you do, Jacob?

You're a writer. What do you want to do? I'm still deciding my place in the film. You're a writer, director, producer. Okay. Something in the creative end. I don't like editing. No.

Okay, good. It's a nightmare. Only weirdos like editing. Yeah. Right, fans? Fancy B. He loves it. Whoa.

Loves it. Yeah. And let me guess. Yeah. No, please guess. You want to be in front of the camera. How could you tell? Like a little bit.

Yeah, because of your energy. Yeah. Any of you guys have a Venmo? Yes. Yes. All right, I'm going to Venmos, one of you guys. and you're going to take the whole group to dinner tonight.

I usually pay for everyone's dinner anyways, but thank you. That's awesome. Thank you. Oh, I'm sorry. Please don't leave. I feel bad. Oh, no.

My father is rolling right now. I'm going to say that again. Did your father not know you were a lesbian? No. Oh, he knows now. Oh, wow. Well, he doesn't know. I'm sorry.

Yeah, we can cut that out if you want. Oh, no, I don't care. It's mine. This is how you're coming out? Sure. I'm bad friends. What a way? What a way.

He never watches this. He doesn't watch YouTube, period. Well, he's going to now. I know so. Because all of his friends at work are going to be like, I saw your daughter on my favorite show. Yeah.

And she's gay? Yeah. I don't think it would be much of a surprise for him. Your dad knew. Did you tell your mom? Yes. And your mom's reaction was what? I told her when we were in the car

so that if something bad happened, it would at least take both of us out. Oh. Good plan. You think your father would be angry? No. I think you'd just be a lot. little bit disappointed because I'm the youngest at four so if anything he'd look at me and be like

good word and no more grandchildren no no that's crazy that's not crazy talking about and how many other the other siblings are boys and girls I have one brother and two older sisters oh then that's fine it's fine if you're an only child that's a yeah you really yeah you really no no that's not sure that's I'm kidding Jesus Christ but you know it's when you I hear I don't know this is genetically real but I hear the more your kids you have the youngest one has more of a chance of becoming gay or lesbian or just messed up in the head. I'm on your side on this, I think. The conflict. I really do.

Yeah. I think you're, yeah. Jacob? Yeah. Jacob. Yeah. Jacob. Jacob, yeah. Jacob. I think I'm on your side. It's because I'm Jewish, isn't it? So is Jacob. So is Jacob. Are you? I'm not Jewish. No, I'm not. Jacob, Jacob. Jacob. Jacob, Jacob. Jacob, Jacob, you're Jewish. Bro, you should have just agreed.

Okay, sure. Jacob, get a, what are you, Jacob? If you're not, get a 23 and me, don't it. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. You're there, brother. But don't get it in Israel because they don't allow it. They don't. No, you'd have to take it 3,000 years ago or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. You guys have been great. You guys are, thank you guys. You guys are the best. This was actually, we thought this was a love story. And it turned out to be not a love story. No, no. But, but you are going to show each other love from here on now.

In my studio, be nice. Yes, sir. Be nice. We will be nice. Buenos Nogos, Amigo. How could you tell? Am I right? You're right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put that mic near your mouth. Yeah, get closer to your mouth. What's your name? My name's Jack as well. Jack as well. Yep. Jack as well.

Jack As well. Jack, ass well. Jack, just say this for me. Jack as well. Interesting. Please. Interesting. And I'll say, per se.

Per se? No, go per se. Per se. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very good. Do you watch Love on the Spectrum? Tiny bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got into, like, two episodes.

My friend was making me watch the finale of, like, the fourth season. Yeah. I was like... That's not your brother. You don't know that, man? Twice removed. Cousin.

I got to tell you, dude. How do you teach these people? Yeah, yeah. Jack, can you pitch to me a movie? Sure. Okay. Are you offended right now? No, sir.

Okay, good. Let's move on. All right, I was actually thinking about making this a lot in college. He's got kind eyes. He's a kind guy, I don't know. He's got kind eyes. He's got kind face. Give me a pitch, yeah.

All right, so this college student, he's feeling like he's getting followed every night when he's going back to his dorm, long day of classes. Not long dick classes? I thought you said long dick as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Long day of classes.

Long day. Does he have a long dick this college student? Yeah. It's helpful for the film if we're selling. Yeah. It's the writer's room, you could say it. We'll see a close up at the beginning of the movie. We'll see like the outline of its dick.

Does it go down below his knees is what I'm saying? More like ankle height. We say knees. Knees. Nees. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so go ahead. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Okay. This guy with this really nice cock as well. Oh, very long. Skinny, though. I know why he's being followed, I'll tell you that. Yeah. Someone's,

somebody wants to suck that big, beautiful penis he's got. Super long. Okay, so go ahead. He's got this bad feeling of someone being behind him, looks around, no one's there, goes to bed, thinks there's someone in the corner, but he just stares at it, doesn't, doesn't acknowledge it.

Wow, I like it so far. This is a real pitch. I know. I can see it. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. And he gets tired throughout the day. He decides to party.

Nothing crazy happens at this party, but he just feels like he's getting followed every day, every night, whenever he's walking alone. You're not repeating the movie It Follows, right? No, sure. Okay. It does sound like it. It sounds like, okay, keep going. That's about, I haven't actually seen that movie. Okay.

But, uh, no. So he goes to a party. Jack, Jack, Jack. Let's get to it. Yes, sir. Yeah, yeah. No, uh, end of the week with all this bad mojo around him. he sees that in class there was his test

that he forgot to study for. And that's what was following him this entire time. Like he's been wasting his time, studying, partying, drinking. He's got nothing actually following him. He's just been thinking about that test. The test? Yeah, it's a test.

Homework. Homework. We gotta make it a monster, you know. No, no, no. We keep it as this. Can it be a big, like... No one's gonna watch it, but... It's a short film.

I understand that. It's very short. It's so short. Yeah, I mean... Unlike his penis. Yeah. There you go. That's the hook.

Yeah. This film is short, but the actor's penis isn't. Yeah. And that's kind of the pitch. Yeah. Oh, how about this? I like it. He has a test, right? Yep.

So you see... As a director, right? You see his face. only his face from shoulder up, right? Right? And you hear him writing. The test. Right, right?

And then in frame, he puts his hand up like this, right? In the other frame, he puts his hand and stuff like this. And it's his penis riding. Like an octopus. So good. His cock riding. I could see it. Imagine.

Maybe like those footsteps were just like his dick hitting the foot. That's exactly what it is, dude. Right. What it was following it, he was dragging his penis. old time. His penis was following him. Yeah. And that's a good story. I'm so glad I had these producers helping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were

able to, you know, so go ahead. Your pitch. So I'm thinking like a meth-addicted grocery delivery driver. I'm in. Yeah, I mean, I'm already in. Okay, great. Drops bad. Are there were wolves? There's no any Lithuanians at all? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No Lithuanians, just poor white-laridian.

This meth-addicted grocery Delivery driver. Yeah. Be with me. Who's played... Let him pitch it. I mean, this is an easy cast. I go Simon Rex.

You know, I love Red Rocket. Have you seen Red Rocket? Yeah, we know Simon. Yeah. So I go him. That's his niche, you know. Has to drop bags off at this old lady's house. Okay.

And they can sort of communicate because she's like passed out in the upstairs. But she still has to get down and get the groceries. And at some point, I think she's going to fall. And he has to break in to the... the house to, you know. How are they communicating? Through cell phone? No, I think, uh, I don't know. The window. The window. The window. The window. This Morse code. What are you doing in this pitch? We're already making your movie. This guy's really greedy. Yeah, he's really greedy. He wants both movies. Yeah, you want both movies.

I have a idea. You're going to make it just fine. Is that the movie pitch? No, it wasn't over. Okay. I don't know. It's a slog. Um, you know, he's going to break in. When you're pitching something, don't call it a slog. I think that's the first bat He's going to break in Eventually maybe he'll steal something It's money, it might be meth But I don't want that to be revealed until the end

And then he called the police to come get her And then she's realized that she's been robbed And it's the beauty He called the police on himself And that is what I thought of Yeah, two minutes You gotta make him kill the old lady Yeah, think?

Yeah, he's got to do that All right, he's the old lady casting I was trying to think of that but I couldn't do Yeah, we're not making this movie No, but we're not at the process of casting yet. I don't know, you did to lead, though. I know, but we have to find a long dick person for the imp. That's a fun cast.

So that's the first casting, and we're trying to think through our minds. We're going to spend a long time on that casting. Yeah. That'll be months of casting. Because we're not CGIing or AIing this. We're the real deal. We're going to method this. You know what color preference?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Easier, easier to find. You can pick any. color. Well, make it harder for us. Yeah, it would take you. That's the name of the movie. Make it harder. Make them Asian. Make it Asian. We're never going to make this movie. Jack and Jack? Yeah. Jack and Jack.

No, no, Oliver. Oliver. Why did you say Jack too? Because there was another Jack that was earlier here? Was there? In the first group, that kid's name is Jack. Yeah. That first guy's name is Jack. Yeah. Great pitches, guys. Very good. Thank you so much. Oliver, great pitch. You guys. Thanks for the best. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having us. Bobby's going to take you guys out to dinner or well, give you money for dinner.

So pick a fun place. He'll be there. He'll go. He might go. I love you, dude. You're the man. We'll come say, we'll come say bye afterwards. I think you two are good.

I think this is the two favorite people already. You can't tell. What's your name? Katie. And? Angie, what did you, what's your shirt say? Mine says Stars Hollow, Connecticut. Oh, that's correct.

Gilmore Girls. Yeah? Katie and Angie. Katie, Angie. I bet you guys do you guys do drugs? Do you guys do drugs? Katie. I told you I'm going to like these girls.

I knew it. They're the troublemakers, aren't they? Do you have more fun? Are you more partied than everyone else in that room? Who else would be party in that room? I force everybody else's in the room. I told you I was going to like them. I fucking knew it.

I knew they were party. I could feel their vibe that she was partying. How old are you to be to buy weed in L.A.? 21. It's all 21. Have you bought any weed? I have not. Give her some money for weed.

You're going to get a big chunk of money from Benmo. Great. And some of that money is going to be spent on. weed. Perfect, yeah. Yeah. I bought nicotine here. I think you're in charge of the money. Okay. Yeah, yeah, you'll be in charge of the money. I'm the most responsible. I'm going to give you money to eat and get a little weed. Perfect. Angie spends it all on weed. If you spend it all on weed, like a thousand dollars on weed. So what? She doesn't even like those. I know, but I want them all to go out tonight to eat something nice. Okay. No, they're not. You're never going to see these people

like that. Every night we're like. No, I'm forced to see some of them. Yeah, but when it's over, it's over. Sure. You'll never speak. people ever again. I'm gonna need like a week or two. Because you're the only one that's gonna make it. No, that's crazy. What about Katie? I'm kidding, guys.

No, we're not. You're gonna get rid of me. No, Katie and I will make it. AI's taking the rest of their jobs. Damn. Whoa. What are you guys gonna do in the biz? I'm journalism.

What about you? I'm marketing. Oh, you're both good. Yeah. Yeah. I'd love to be able to like check back in in five years and see what they're Yeah, yeah. I'll come back, yeah.

I want to see because some of the cases, we've talked some of the cases like it's a court some of the times we've had, I wonder if some of those people worked out at stuff. I mean, Richie works for us. I fucking hate that guy. We love Richard. No, I love him so much. And Richie's from you.

Yeah, he's Quinnipiac. Wow. He made it. He lasted. You have any plans to move to the West Coast or no chance. This isn't for you. I've never been here before this and my parents are like, so you're going to move there and buy us house, right? And I'm like, you know what? Honestly, yeah, I like the weather here. I hate the cold. Journalism. You're a

Connecticut kid. I'm Massachusetts. Oh, what about you? New York. New York. You're gonna go back to New York. Hey. Where in New York?

You're at Long Island? No. Upstate? Brooklyn. Oh, you're from the city? Wow. She's from Brooklyn. I'm fucking Brooklyn.

You're from Brooklyn? You know Tony, no ice? Yeah, yeah. I'm Tony Noyes. How you doing? You like rice? Huh? That's all we do is fucking rice around here.

Hey, you do pizza. I do rice. All right. Okay. Oh, hey! I'm eating kimchi over here. I'm walking through, you know? You guys are going to, you guys are going to...

So what kind of journalism do you do? Mostly live, like anything like... I don't like politics or sports. Okay, so you report on like a... Okay, I'm setting the scene. The cameras are up. You're on the scene. It's a horrific 10-car pile-up.

I've done that. Okay, I'm giving you the scene. I want to hear you do it. Yeah. 10 car pile up. Nine of the 10 cars are school buses filled with elementary school children. No, no, no. And the 10...

But the nine cars are that, is that new Ferrari EV? Yeah, they're all the new Ferrari EV. That car was so ugly, by the way. Yeah, okay. All right. So dumb. All right, but don't put that in the thing because... No, yeah, yeah.

Now, how about this? How about this? It's a horrific 10 car pile up. Yeah. Elementary school bus is involved. A big 18-wheel truck is involved. Yeah. And there's bodies everywhere.

bodies everywhere. Yeah. Okay. And also the, the, the, the, the international, like the alarm that, that war is just about to start. Right. It's happening. So we're in the apocalypse.

Yeah. Not only that. Yeah. We're about. May I add? Yeah. Can I add? Yeah.

Right. When you look at a lamp post, there's just intestines. Wrapped around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then at one point, you mean, you're about to start. An eyeball just goes, pink, right up your face. It's your cheek. Yeah. Okay, perfect.

Yeah. All right, so report on this access. It's a Puerto Rican eyeball. That means anything to you. You're reporting from Puerto Rico. I'm in Puerto Rico. You're living in Puerto Rico. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, perfect. Yeah. So, just to get the facts right, there's 10 buses? 10, no, it's a 10 car pile up. Ten car pile up. One of them is a... One of them's a school. Elementary school kids.

And they're all... They might necessarily be dead. They're all dead. One kid lived. Confirmed fatalities. Nine dead. All dead except for one child. One child's a lot.

And you can make up that child. Yeah, you make up the child. Yeah. And we're, I'm a cameraman, right? You're a cameraman. We're a cameraman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

All right. All right. All right. Good evening, everyone. We are here live in Puerto Rico where there is a 10 car pile up and we are on the scene. Many fatalities confirmed by authorities. One of them happens to be one of them. You got to incorporate the eye.

Oh, the eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, start over, start over.

Very good. When I do this, when I do this, the eyeball hit your face. Okay, perfect. Okay, you just like, I need to be real. Oh, yeah, you got to be real. And take it again. And action. Good evening, everyone.

We are here live on the scene of a 10 car pile up in Puerto Rico. One of them happens to be a school bus with multiple children, many fatalities. Only one survived. A young child named Timmy. Timmy has words to say about how he is feeling tonight about all of his friends being lost Really good

That's really good The eyeball thing she didn't react to it No she did a good job She brushed it off It actually was perfect Yeah okay that was very good A professional would keep going Yeah

Yeah, I've been trained in everything In the rain I've had to do Oh okay You're gonna be she is I can hear it Because if an eyeball hit mine I would react to it You can't if you're live

Yeah yeah Let's do it What? I can't I do it. There's a way I can do it. I didn't memorize the situation. We made it up. Hi, I'm Bobby Lee, and this is KT. L.A.

And we were in Puerto Rico, and there's a 10 pile cover-up. It's a cover-up. 10-pile cover-up. Oh, I forgot to say there's war. Oh, by the way, everyone's going to die soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't get why you're interrupting my fucking podcast. Go ahead, go ahead.

I forgot. All right. Do I have to do it? Yeah. All right. And throw in the eye. Yeah. And I'm fucking.

No, you know, what? You throw that. All right. All right. We'll just take it to the eye. All right. Hey, this is Bobby Lee from PTSDDWXM. And I'm here live in Puerto Rico.

And there's been a 10 car pile up, including a school, a bus with nine fatalities. The I kill you? Yeah, I killed him. Yeah, yeah. You got taken out. That's not your, that's not your bag.

You're marketing. Yeah. But you know how to market. Yeah. But Katie, give it a shot. Come on, Katie. I know you're marketing, but give a shot. Okay.

And action. We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico with a husband of bus crash. Cut. The funniest part is everybody laughs when everyone, when you say 10 car pile up with kids. I was like looking to take up. Yeah, yeah. That was really real. That was really real.

And go. One more time. Go. We're here reporting, reporting live from Puerto Rico. where there's been a 10-car pile-up and everyone's gone except for Timmy and Timmy has some words to say about all his friends are lost.

And I also die from the eye. You die from that. You also die from the eye. Really great, really great guys. You guys, you have a bright future ahead. All of the Quinnipiac students. We love you guys when you guys come by. We appreciate you very much.

Thank you guys. All right, go sit in there. This is your doctor. This is your doctor. You performed on, you performed on, Carlos, yes. Yeah. Performed on Carlos.

I did. You know how many men have performed on Carlos? A lot. Hundreds. There you go. You look like Salieri from the movie, you mean, Wolfgang Mozart? What's that movie?

Amadeo. Amadeus. Yeah, yeah. Salieri's here. Me? Yeah, yeah. Salieri. Like an artist.

What's your name, sir? David Deutsch. Dr. Deutsch. Yes. David Deutsch. Dr. German. And Dr. Deutsch did this little work of art on Carlos's head here.

We wanted to bring him in the shout out. Thank you, my pleasure. So what do you think the chances of this becoming a nice head of lettuce like yours? Well, you know, when you... Well is not a good answer from... If the first word from a doctor are well, it's tough. No, the thing is you have to be realistic

about when you do this procedure. Sure. So, for example, Carlos and I had a very long discussion about what we can accomplish. Okay. I'm going to give you some numbers, all right? All right. So Carlos probably has lost about 70,000 hairs.

Holy, holy shit. 70,000. Yes. 60, 70,000. And we transport. What is his head, Normandy? I mean, what is going on? No, here's the thing.

What is going on here? The average human ed has 90,000, 150,000. That's insane, dude. Wow. So you guys are fat chucking me. Yeah, yeah. All right. So say we, he lost 60, 70,000 hairs.

We replaced about 7,000 hairs, seven or 8,000 hair. So, I mean, it's a fraction of what he had before, but it's not a numerical density. It's a cosmetic density. Meaning, you don't want to replace and you can't, every hair that's been lost, but you want to do it in such a way that it gives him a nice result. So what we did was we worked in the front, back to about the vertex of his crown year, to give him, you know, a nice hair line and a good appearance from the front. We'll see how things look in about a year, see what the donor looks like, and then hopefully attack the back. Wow. We also had to build up on the sides here.

Like the hairline normally plugs into, we call them the parietal humps. he has to plug in there. Carlos's had receded down. So I had to also build that up to plug the head. Why does this happen to a human being? Oh, God knows. Is it genetics? Yes.

So the major cause for- It's failed genetics, right? Well, I'm not going to say it's failed genetics. It's genetics and hormones. So we call it angiogenic alopecia, which is a fancy word androgen. Androgens are hormones. Genetics, it's heredity.

Yeah. That's the vast majority of hairwis. that's what causes it. That's what we see. There are other factors. It's multifactorial, but those are the- Does drugs have a factor? Probably.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The major thing is if you are losing your hair or you think you're losing your hair or you're concerned about maintaining your hair, you can come to Bosley. I mean, we have locations in almost every major city. All the consultations are free. So you can go on bosley.com.

You can set up a consultation and have a discussion. I have so many questions. I have so many questions. Good, please. The first question is this, okay? I have several, can I ask my questions? Did I say you couldn't? At any point, did I say you couldn't?

All right, so number one, I've always wanted a beard transplant. Yes. Do you do those? Yes, we do. Yeah, yeah. We do. And where would you take the hair from? So it's basically the same thing.

It's from the back of the head. Could I use my pubic hair? You could? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't do it. I want that. I would do it. Dr. Deutsch isn't doing that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But why wouldn't you do that? No, no. I mean, you could, but the hair is pretty curly and... Yeah. Not his. It's straight. Oh, maybe. It's unbelievably straight.

It's like a, it's like a, it's like a main of a horse. It's wild. Yeah, it's wild. They don't curl. They stick out a lot, right? Well, I mean, he has beautiful pubs, Dr. Deutsch. I'm sure. I'm not going to show you.

No, theoretically could be done just not in my wheelhouse. But, yeah, there's, I'm sure somebody out there. Oh, but, but Bosley does not do that. Correct. Bosley. Bosley. All right, so back of the hair. But we do, but we do do beards just not from the pubic region.

Yeah, yeah. Back of the head. This is, so, okay, it's what the facts. So this procedure is based on the fact that this area back here is called the safe donor zone. Like you can see dudes that are totally bald, right? They still have that ring of hair. Yes. Whatever reason, evolutionarily, whatever it is, they maintain that hair.

So we know it's a, it's called donor dominance. We know we can take the hair from back there and move it to wherever we want, including facial hair, and that hair is going to be permanent. Face on your face is wild though. Does that work? Yeah. But once I do the surgery, I can never go back. Well, you mean take it back?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Repossess the hair. Like bring them back to back back there. Well, theoretically you could because, you know, like the way that we took Carlos' donor hair out is something called FUE, follicular unit excision. That's where we take a tiny little drill and we remove them one by one.

Theoretically, you could do that to remove the hairs. I wouldn't do it on the face because it could leave. Scarring, right? Yeah, scarring. Tiny little dots. Oh, yeah, it'll look weird. I like your face just the way. I want a beard like yours, man.

Brother, you're never going to, this is just, this is, you either get these or you don't get. Yes, I do. I go to Bosley. Exactly. All right. But this, this. That's not his hair. Oh, I'm wearing a wig.

This is, we wore a wig for. That's so funny. Now, now that he's going to take that. We were, we were supposed to both, he had his wig on earlier. Oh, I got. Fancy on the right. We were wearing wigs for him. Okay, but that's your hair.

Oh, yeah. That's my hair, yeah. No, but I've seen you with your, your hair is great under this. It's fine, yeah, it's fine. But, but, but. Not as good as good as this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And now he's gonna take this to the bank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks a lot, Dr. Do you. Sorry, back, yeah. Is he he told the doctor, Tonyo, the week was better. Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so funny. No, but you know what?

Yeah. I don't think you should do the beard. Yeah. Because your face the way it is. How does it feel to have a beard? It covers up how fucked and weird my face looks. You've seen my face. Yeah, my face looks weird too.

Now you got a great face. Okay. I had it because when I was in high school, I could grow one. And I was like, oh, I could grow a beard when I was like 15. So ever since then, I was like, I'm never going to not have a beard. Yeah. It's fucking great. Theoretical, talk to our theoretically. If I wanted hairy feet, theoretically, could you put the back of my head and make my hair

completely fuzzy? You could. So we've actually done like a hollet. What? Like a hobbit? Like a hobbit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could, we actually did, my partner did a case.

The guy was very self-conscious about not having hair on his calves. And we did. Look, look, look. Yeah, he doesn't have any. Yeah, I have only blotches like, it's from Chernobyl. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turnable legs.

So theoretically you could do that, but, you know. I don't care about this. Could you ever make a palm hairy? Yeah, I mean, it would grow probably on pretty much any spin surface. I mean, that's crazy that you could do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just on your right hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You jerk off too much. So the joke lives. You wouldn't want to, but you could probably transplant any of you. I'll be honest with you. I would love a super hairy ass. Yeah. I have no hair on my ass and I love a very hairy butt. Honestly, when I turn 60, I'm going to get a beard transplant.

Don't do it. Because I'm going to retire and I want a large beard and long hair. I want to look like a, you know what I mean, a mystic kind of creature. You already look like a mystic creature. Yeah, yeah. In a good way. And we're gonna go mystic together. That's fine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr. Deutsch, we're gonna go mystic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds good. So at 60 years, you're saying that? In six years. Okay. Dude, you're 55 this year.

Yeah. I fucking forgot. Yeah. In five years. I'm not gonna get, I don't wanna get sad. Why? Closer to die. Because I think you're,

that means you're gonna die. I know. And I don't want you to die. Yeah. Ever. Anyway, thank you so much, doctor. Thank you, doctor. If you guys want to ever get a head transplant or a beard transplant or a beard transplant,

you have to. a head. Bosley can't give you a new fucking head. Yeah, they will. But when you do figure out that technology, I will swap. I want to be Michael B. Jordan

and pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to bosley.com for more information. Yeah. And that's right. Give him wrong. All right.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for being a bad friend. So good.