Bad Friends - Bobby Fires George

Episode Date: April 26, 2021

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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. If Andres was a pastry, what would he be? If Andres was a pastry, he'd be a Danish.

Croissant. A Danish. No, croissant is very delicate and beautiful. He'd be a Danish. Oh. By the way, a cheese Danish. Yeah. Yeah, mozzarella.

Pete, Pete of course would be... He would, I know what he would be. A hard muffin. Old muffin. I think more of an English pudding. A bread pudding. Like a bread pudding. Yeah, he'd be bread pudding.

What about me? If I was a fucking pastry. If you were a pastry, you would be... Old school. Picking a blanket. So perfect. You would literally be a picking a blanket. You would absolutely be a hot dog wrapped in a croissant.

Because the outside looks sweet. You're burnt toast. That's not a pastry. Yeah, I know. That's why. You're not even in the fucking... You know what I mean? When you go to a pastry shop,

you're not even in the fucking glass thing. I'm a cranberry muffin. No, you're... I'm a cran orange muffin. You're in the fucking garbage pan in the fucking bag. Why? Because you're just a burden. It's like, they burn it and they're...

All right, well you're still picking a blanket. You're fat and unhealthy and disgusting, but everybody kind of likes you. That's a picking a blanket. You're fat and unhealthy and disgusting and bad for people, but unreasonably so, we still like you. That's why you're a picking a blanket. And Rudy?

And Rudy? Rudy has some sort of weird fruit in it. Yeah, it's like a passion fruit or it's like a... No. It's like a kumquat. Like a lychee, you know? A lychee... A lychee donut.

A lychee donut, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're like a persimmon. You're like a persimmon, a weird fruit for no reason. You're a persimmon... Look at that face. Look at that face. What do you...

What do you... Audacity for apocalypto? What are you? What are you? I can see you're an apocalypto. Can't you? What do you think you are, Rudy? A cookie.

A cookie? What kind of cookie? Yeah. Just the chocolate chip cookie. No. No, you're not chocolate chip. Yeah, you're fucking mind. You're not white.

You're not white. You're not white. You're a macadamia nut brown sugar cookie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that. Burnt, by the way. Yeah. Burnt oozing on the inside.

Fight your way back. Fight your way back. Can't... What a mean guy. I pulled my back golfing. I know. That's so dumb. No, it wasn't golfing.

Sorry. You just said it. Well, I was golfing all day. Uh-huh. Afterwards, I was blowing one of the guys that I golfed with and I had pulled my... When I came up, I just threw out my back. It hurt so much.

That's hilarious. That was golfing, man. So, you swayed... So, you swayed. It wasn't even on my swing. I was walking. I was grabbing a club to bend down and I just popped something.

Wow. Are you being real? I wasn't. I didn't stretch. But does it hurt right now? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, I could fuck with you.

Yeah, I mean... Physically. No, you couldn't. Even on my worst day, I'm stronger than you. It's unbelievable. That's how weak you are as a human being. On my worst off day,

I'm still remarkably stronger than you. I'm strong for my size. No, you're not. I'm a weight class. No, you're not. Yeah. Think about how many guys... Let's think about types.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So, in this building, my type... Dumpling. Is Andreas. No.

Oh, you mean your weight class? Weight class and we would be pitted against each other. Andreas, how tall are you? I'm 5'10". 5'10". You're 4'7"? No, 5'5". 5'4".

Okay, you're 5'4". It doesn't matter because it's like, you know, sometimes, like John Jones, right, in the UFC. Yeah. He was taller and, you know what I mean, and slimmer. Right. Skinnier legs, right?

Yeah. Than some of his opponents. Okay, so you... So, like, Andreas might be taller, but we're the same weight class. How much you weight, right? 170 pounds? Yeah, that's me.

That's me. You weigh 172? 170, 175. All right. Mm-hmm. And then... I would destroy him. I would break his fucking cheekbones.

No way. No way. I would shatter every bone in your face. Dude, he's a conquistador. You would sneeze the door. He's Spanish. They're crazy, dude. I'm Korean, bro.

What have you guys... There's so much fucking rage. What? What do you mean what? What do you have rage about? All right, name me once Spanish. Yeah. Name me once Spanish UFC fighter.

Uh... Exactly. Uh... Korean zombie. Enrique Ruiz. Korean zombie. The Korean zombie, right? Yeah.

Okay, one. Superboy. He's very talented. Okay. Yeah. So you think... Name me once Spanish. Uh...

Sergio Garcia. No, there is no Sergio Garcia. Yes, there is. No, there isn't. Enrique Valdez. There's a lot of redheads, though, huh? Yeah. Paul Felder, I think, is a redhead.

Anyway. And Corey, we talked about last week. So you would be against Dres and you think you'd beat him. And then Pete, I'd go against Pete. But you know why I couldn't beat Pete? Because... Pete's got... Go ahead and say it.

The syndrome. He's got... What strength? Well, he's got... He's got somebody's strength. He's got... You know, he's got... H...

RS. Yeah. I don't think it's hidden. Yeah. He's got it. Pete Lofes around here. Lofes is the word. Pete Lofes around here.

He reminds me of my friend Brady. I've talked to him about Brady, who, like... You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pull the pole. Yeah, pull a lot of the ground. So... And then who would she fight?

She would get the winner of UN... And... Well, with people that we know. Probably... Who would... She... Esther Pavinski. Oh, what a good fight.

That's a great fight. I would go with Jules. I don't know. No Jules. I want to say Jules, but no weapons. Do you know how... Have you ever gotten to a fist fight, Jules? No.

Have you ever been to any sort of fight with another girl, like when you were younger? Did you get into, like, a slapping fight? No. Nothing? Nothing. See what I mean? I'm too weak. Wait, did you get in fights in high school?

Mostly when I was younger than high school. High school was a few. Yeah. There was this Jewish kid who lived up the street from me. Can we even say that? All right, so there was this Jewish human. Right. That's good.

Okay. There was this Jewish human that lived up the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I used to bully the shit out of him. Like on the bus, like he'd be eating, like, you know, like a little breakfast sandwich that his mom made. And I would just go and hit it out of his hand. What?

Yeah. Why would you do that? And then he would go, what the fuck? And we would go, ah, fuck you, whatever. You know what I mean? What? Yeah, like I was so mean to him. I would just like, you know, hit him in the back of the head just in the hallway.

What? It's very, it's terrible. Yeah. And so the one day, and my brother was friends with his little brother. Right. And my brother would at nights go, Bob, yeah, can you not pick on, you know, my friend Oliver's brother? Yeah.

And I go, nah. So one day I was on the, this is so embarrassing. So one day, I was on the school bus and I hit him on the head, this kid, right? And he goes, that's it. Like a what? What's it? After school, there was like a field right by between our houses. It was like this empty field, right?

He goes, meet me at that field. You made it at 430 and we're going to duke it out. And then I don't know, he must be a promoter or something, but everyone in the school was there. Right. After work, right? It was like a circle, right? And I go, I'm there, right?

I think I took my shirt off. What? I don't know why, but I took my shirt off. I go, what's up, man? Next thing I know, I'm on the floor. He punched me so hard, I'm on the floor. And I'm like winded too, right? And I get up and I just start to, you know, just start swinging.

Hey makers. Hey makers, right? Yeah. Nowhere near him, right? And he has a straight and my, just a straight in my head. I pop back. I fall on the ground again. And now I'm like bleeding, right?

And my brother now, he was in the front of the circle. Now he's somewhere like in the back. Like just contemplating his life, right? And I go, God, time out. I think I time out. You can't time out a fight. I know. Come on.

Come on. Hey man, it hits me again. Cut it out. He beat the shit out of me. Beat the shit out of me. What was his name? Then this is what I hear. I'm not kidding.

I hear this. A car, right? My mom had a red, like, red, like sports car. My mom is on the dirt, on the field. Coming again. Coming to get me. Right? She goes, get in!

Right? I'm bleeding. And all the kids are laughing at me. Yeah. Like, ah! I get in the car and I never bullied anyone again. That's what you get. I know.

I deserve it. You definitely get it. But that's like, that's like, if like, it can encapsulate my life. That's it. That's it. Right? You're the bully that can't really fight. I talk shit, right?

And I, you know, I talk a big game, right? But when it comes down to it, I'm a, I'm a bastard. I get destroyed. Right. I'm meat. Well, but also then, why do you think you were allowed to talk shit? It's fun. What do you think about that kid made you pick on him?

For real? Did other people pick on him? I think because he played the trombone. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He always had a trombone. Hey, you gotta pick on him. Right, right.

You had a trombone and it had nothing to do with it. I didn't even know what the Jewish meant. Right. It wasn't going to be Jewish. I never saw Schindler's List before that or whatever. Got a film. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't, no, it's not because he was Jewish.

Because I was like in sixth grade. You didn't even know then. I don't know. You know, I know anything about it, you know what I mean? Right. And then later, you know, in high school, I think I saw like in history class some films about Holocaust. And I think I walked up to him and I said, hey man, sorry about, you know, four years

ago when you beat the shit out of me in that field. Yeah, you were sorry for him beating the shit out of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no problem, man. How did your mom know? She was a scram kid. I'm like, oh, sorry. What?

Did your brother snitch? How did your mom find out? No, she was just happened to be driving down and she looked and she saw me getting my ass kicked. Fucking walloped. It's getting my head walloped. Yeah. Do people get in fights and in the Philippines in school?

Did you see a lot of fights? A lot in my public school. Yeah. Oh, right. And they would use like pencils. And then they would stab. Smart. What?

Yeah. That's smart. Did you ever see girls fight or was it only boys that fought? I also saw girls and then they would just rip their skirt off their shirt. Yeah. I was scared. No comment. I got beat up by a guy named David Koch.

David Koch? Yeah. So I took karate, tech window. Yeah. And I took it for like two weeks. I'm not kidding you. Yeah. You thought you were a black belt?

Yeah. And I thought I knew everything I needed knows I'd stop going. I'm good. And the only thing that in the beginning they teach you is the bow. Yeah. Right. And then block. Bow block.

Yeah. I was like tech window teacher. It wasn't this mini mall. Yeah. In highway. You know what I mean? You go block. Right.

And I'm like block. You know what I mean? Block. Block. And that's all I took. And I remember David Koch and I got a fight. Yeah. And he kicked me in the nut sack.

I was falling backwards. Block. And I ended up like this on the ground. You know what I mean? So I was like, I should have taken more classes. You're nuts going up in your body. I never want to fight ever. But I was a good wrestler.

I was undefeated. Well, that's the thing with fights you should have just gone to the ground with them. That was later in high school I started wrestling and I started, you know, my brother and I are very good at wrestling. The worst I ever, the worst I ever had was in college. Me and my buddy Colin and my buddy Travis and a bunch of idiots. We were drunk and we were in an apartment complex. You know, notorious.

It's art stone notorious like, bro, bro, we'll solve, we'll solve, dude. Everyone wanted to. Arizona. Arizona is just like San Diego. Wait, wait, wait. You went to college in Arizona? Arizona State. What?

In Phoenix? Yeah. We've talked about this before. Because my brother went there. We've talked about this before. I forget. Yeah. I don't memorize.

That's fine. I don't memorize. You lived in Tempe? Yeah. Did you really? Yes. Of course. That's where I went to college.

But it was all bros. It's all, by the way, Arizona State is all bros from Southern California that can't get into California schools. Right. Yeah. And they want the cheaper route. So they go to Arizona. That's literally what it is.

So it's all like, well, flak in a fucking lifted. That's all it is out there. And we're in a parking lot and a dude backs up his car and he almost hits somebody that we're with. Now, my memory is foggy about it in terms of why that started. But then somebody hit the trunk of the car like, hey, what the fuck? Yeah. And this guy gets out and he's running his mouth and there's like four or five of us

and there's one of him and he's like, you fucking bitch, all this stuff. And then I'm thinking not much of it because they're kind of chirping, everyone's chirping. And he goes inside and comes out with a team, a fucking superhero squad of big adult black men. And I was like, oh, what the fuck is this? The football team comes outside and then at this point, it's over. We have to, they're going to fight. You're going to fight.

We had to. No, you didn't have to. Yeah, we did. Why? Where were we going to go? The other way. We're on their turf. It's over.

All right. So my buddy, Colin, is the first because he's the one that's talking to the guy. I think he's defending this girl that they almost hit and they start going at it and right away I turn around and I'm just like, and I'm just met with one right in my face. And then I'm swinging like a, like this, like a loser, just getting punched by three people, not hitting anybody. Yeah. And I go down to the ground and when I kind of come to, because I must have gotten knocked

out, I had been kicked like in the back of the neck, shoulder or whatever. Yeah. My buddy Travis was getting worked to. And when we got up, we had to walk back home because we had walked to this party so fucked up and sad. Yeah. These guys got to go back in and drink with some of the people that were around us. Oh, wow.

Yeah. We got the shit beat out of us in the parking lot. Now we're going to the next day. Were you soaring stuff? Dude. After a fight, everyone who's ever got there. What year is this, by the way? My freshman or sophomore year of college.

So what year is that? 2002 or three. It's so weird because I was still, I was doing the Tempe improv then. So yeah, we could have been in one of your shows. I should know. I could, I was probably in the same town with you at some point. You could have helped. Oh yeah, really.

You could have helped me out. But I'll never forget the first, that wasn't the first bad fight I ever lost in. But any fight I've ever been in, you feel like you got hit in a car accident. For a couple of days, everything is stiff and it really hurts and it just doesn't make sense. And you're like, I didn't even get punched here. Why is my fucking neck so sore? I mean, everything hurts.

I never, after stupid fights as a kid, I never wanted to do it ever again. Yeah, because you feel bad too. So when you win, you lose. There's a guilt there too, right? Well, you lose. You lose. You always lose. There's no winning.

We need to get Jules into a fist fight with somebody. Yeah. Let's start a beef with her and Esther, I think. You should tell Esther that she's been talking shit. Right. That she wants to replace Esther on my girlfriend's podcast. Right, because she thinks that she's stronger than her and she thinks she can do it. Right.

Look at her face. I'm going to tell Esther, yeah, she still says something that you're shaped like a marshmallow. No, Esther's too kind. No, I'm going to say that to her. No, we're going to say you said that. Yeah, yeah. By the way, the amount of people that got upset about us even mentioning the idea of Rudy getting replaced.

It's insane. It's just absurd. So it's not going to happen, I guess. Yeah. You're just going to make it. You're not going to UC Davis. We're going to choose your college. Okay?

Yeah. We're choosing your college. Imagine me and you being counselors. Oh, my God. Just go somewhere close. Yeah. Well, if I was her actual dad and she listened to me, I'd probably go, don't even go to college. Me too.

Right. What? Yeah. What is the point though? I don't know. What do you want to do? I don't know yet. What do you think you'd like to do?

I want to be a vet. A veterinarian. Yeah. So go to a veterinarian school. You don't need to go to college for that. But you're the first one to make it out of the Philippines and get a college degree, huh? Yeah. I guess that's important.

Well, I mean, you know, she's out here for that. That's the goal. And it's like. But she goes to a fancy school now. Yeah. She's out here to get her education. I get it. Yeah.

But veterinary school is good. She gets straight A's. I know. If you can get into a UC school, might as well just go. Yeah. You should. You should go. Whatever makes you happy.

But I think nothing does. So. But I have to say this though. I'm telling you right now, and I'm not fucking around here, you have to pick your boyfriends wisely. Yeah. That's a big thing for us. For us.

Because you're going to bring your boyfriends around here. Because I don't want, you know what I mean? I don't want to be doing bad friends five years from now, and then she brought Antonio or whatever. Hey, fellas. And some doofus. Yeah, some doofus. Why would I bring my boyfriend here?

Because it's a requirement. We need to meet him, and he needs to come to the studio. Yeah. We got to rip him apart. Yeah. What the fuck? Look at Antonio's eyebrows or whatever. You know what I mean?

He's like, hey, what's wrong with my eyebrows? Antonio's sexy. Oh, yeah. See, that's because he wants another Spaniard in here to help him out. By the way, whoever you start dating, you do have to bring them by here. It's just a rule. Yeah. You don't like that rule, do you?

No. Well, too bad. What is this? This is a song a fan wrote for you guys. Let's hear it. Anyway, what a... I'm gay. I'm gay.

I'm gay. All right? Bobby, it's okay to be gay. Tons of people come out of the closet each day. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Hi. Hi. Hi. We're delay. Hi.

Hey, hey, hey. Hi. Hey, hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hi. ramer. Hi.

Hi, lady. Hi. She's peeing in here. Hi. Hey. What's up? I'm Heidi. How are you?

I still love you, thanks for being a bye friend. Is that you, Rudy? No. That sounded like her. You know what? We should go on a date. You and I? Yeah.

Why don't we go on a date? We'll film it. Why don't we go on a real date? I'm dead serious. It's so gross, dude. Would you go on a date with me for real, please? But take it serious. All right.

But I'm serious, like take it for real. Okay. You look nice. All right, let's do the date now. Do your makeup, do your hair. No, I wanna go. We're at a restaurant. I wanna go to a real date.

No, we will. But let's, so let's, how does it work? I pick you up. Well then, Rudy, I pick you up. I pick you up. No, I am the guy. No, you pick me up. I pick you up.

Well, you pick me up on time. You won't be ready, so I'll be late. You know me well. I know. Very good. That gets me a while's a little bit because we have a connection there. So, Rudy, you're our server.

Okay. All right. No, wait, you pick me up first. You won't be at the restaurant yet. All right, sorry. Yeah. I. What's up, man?

You know, walk out the door and say hi and walk down the steps. What? I'm a. What? Oh, there he is. Close the door. Yeah.

Hi. Hi, Bob. Get in. Hey, Andy. Get in. Oh, are you gonna open the. Oh my God, I'm sorry. I opened the door.

And then close the door. Thank you. Yeah. And then we would have to talk about something that's a little uncomfortable. No, I would probably do this. You look nice tonight. I go, do you?

You would this? You would open with that? You look so intimate. You look nice tonight. Thank you. You know, it's funny. I would say something nervous because, right? So I go, yeah, because, you know,

I just joined Amazon. You know, I figured out how to get Amazon stuff. And I got these new men's soap. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I got a collection in a box. It's like, and one of them's like patchouli, but one of the, this charcoal one.

Yeah. And so like, and you know, I saved the charcoal one, you know, for a special occasion. Yeah, you smell good. Thank you for noticing. Well, let's go. You ready to go get some food?

Where are we gonna go? It's a surprise. Okay. And then we would have another awkward thing where I'd go. We'd speak at the same time, like a bad movie. You know, we go like this. Do you want it? Do you want it?

Oh, go ahead. Go ahead. Are you, are you, are you going to ask me to go? Go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. Oh no, I'm getting pulled over. Oh no.

Are your tags up today? No, I think everything is okay. Oh, hi officer. How can I help you? Why were you speeding up? Oh gosh, I didn't, I didn't think I was speeding. Yeah, we were just- You were going over 60. Wow.

Was I, what's the speed limit here? 55. And you just, let me interrupt. So you thought that five miles per hour was a little too much for you to handle? And you pulled us over? Yes. Well, okay, well- Let me do this.

I'm on a date. You're gonna give us a ticket then? No, not yet. I'm on a date. I'm on a date, as you can see. Yeah. Yeah. Where are you going?

Well, it's a surprise. It's, yeah. I've known her for years and then we just started, we realized. We just wanted to try it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really sweet. So do you think we could be on our way?

Okay, okay, I can let you go. Thank you, officer. Thank you. Appreciate it. Have a good night. Have a good night. You too. Janks.

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What the fuck? It's a same, same cop. What the fuck is her? Officer, what's the problem? I forgot, what were your names? Why? Why? Why would that ever matter?

Why would it matter what our names are? I just like taking gay people's names. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's your badge number? What is your badge number? Yeah, we're gonna report her, we're gonna report her. You're like taking gay people's names? Oh my God. Officer Dominguez, write that down, right?

What's your number? Six, seven, four, three, write that down. We'll be on your our way, thank you so much. Officer Dominguez, I'm Andrew and that's Bob and we are offended. Yeah, wow. We're out of here. No, I support gay people.

Yeah, but for you to pull us over and, no. Well, why do you need our names? What are your names? I like to keep it on my house. You like to keep it on your house. So you pull over gay people, you get their names, you just kind of like, you know, write it on the walls of your house?

Yes. Wow. Okay, we get it now. Well, we'll be on our way. Have a good night. Okay, thank you. Bye bye, please do, okay, let's go. What was that about?

That was crazy. I mean, and it's like, you know. Woo! Woo! Oh, fucking. I can't believe it. This is not real. There she is again.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Officer Dominguez, what could you possibly want? What do you need? I just smelled a perfume that I really wanted to buy in the store. Were you? Oh, thank you.

So it's like, what's this? It's, it's men's nature. It's the scope of the company, right? And if you go to Amazon, right? It comes in six pack and one of them is charcoal. And that's what I've been using. It's not really a perfume, it's a soap, but it's a scented soap.

Yeah. Yeah, so yeah. We really are late for our reservation. We've got to go. Let me ask you something right now, Officer Dominguez, because I have a feeling that you might want to pull us over again. So, so, so we get everything out now, right?

All the things that you want to ask me now. Please. Because we're really late for our reservation. Do you have any hair style that you would say? Hair style? Well, I like the Roman cut. I like the Roman cut. I also like when they shave the sides,

what do they call it? When they shave the sides. No, for me. Oh, I said, I'm sorry. Your hair looks great, Officer Dominguez. We could make some bangs. We could do like a bob bang thing. You could easily get a bang.

Should I get a tattoo? We don't know you at all. What would your tattoo be? Yeah. I lost my dog. So, I wanted to. Oh, so you lost his dog? So you want to tattoo your dog?

Yeah. Officer Dominguez. I'm going to throw this out there. This is crazy. Yeah. Do you want to just come with us to dinner? Sure. Wonderful.

Just park your car. No, no, no, no. I don't want to interrupt your first day. No, it's fine. You already have three times. We're just afraid that you're going to pull us over again. Right. Do you promise not to pull us over again?

I promise. OK, so you're not coming with us? We're not coming with us. And so you asked every question that you want. You're not going to pull us over again? Yes. OK, thank you. Have a good night.

Have a good night. Officer Dominguez again. Thank you, Officer Dominguez. All right. All right, let's go. So let's go. Please. That was crazy.

I've never experienced it. All right, finally. We're here at the restaurant. Yeah, we're here. Oh, my god. So what do you think about it? Have you ever seen this place? Oh, Luigi's.

Luigi's. Yeah, yeah. Delicious. Yeah. Is it based on the Mario Brothers? Well, the iron is it's Luigi's, but it's actually Argentinian food. Wow.

Yeah. Have you ever had it? Not really, no, it's breaded chicken, it's steaks, a lot of steaks, and chimchurri sauce and stuff like that. You're going to love it. OK, good. You're going to love it. Oh, there's the host down there.

There's the host. Let's, hello, sir. Hello, sir. Hello. Hello. Welcome to Luigi's. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. I guess there's a reservation under the name of Santino. It's actually what? It's Santinli, because I thought we would. That's cute. That's really cute. Yes, Santinli. Santinli.

Is there a Santinli here for $8.30? No, I'm sorry. What the fuck? Wait, did you call? Did you call? I made it on Open Table. I put it on Open Table, and I also called and made sure that you guys still

had the table on the terrace that I requested. It's a parasite. I don't see it here. Maybe you guys can take it to go. Hold on one second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop. First of all, I'm sorry. It's under Santinli, but this is Andrew Santino,

and my name is Bobby Lee. This is Bobby Lee. And we're both comedians. We have a podcast called Bad Friends. It's pretty popular. Oh, I thought that was with Tom Segura and Baird Kreischer. OK, embarrassing. What's your name, sir?

Yeah. Pete. Man, do you not sound like a Pete? But Pablo. Oh, Peter Pablo. Peter Pablo. The rapper, Peter Pablo? You're the rapper, Peter Pablo?

Yes. Well, listen here, Peter Pablo. I have a weird feeling, and you can say I'm wrong, but are you not giving us our table because we're two guys on a date? Yeah, it looks a little bad for our clientele. That's disgusting. That's disgusting.

You know what, we don't want to eat at a place like Luigi's. You know, because this is, whoot, whoot, whoot. In the restaurant? In the restaurant? Pete Pablo, hi. Hello, Officer Dominguez. Hi, Officer Dominguez. I'm not talking to you.

I'm talking to Pete Pablo. Oh, my bad, wow. I know Pete Pablo. Oh, OK. Oh, you guys are part of the team. Go ahead, have a conversation. Yeah, sorry. He's my brother.

Oh, no. That makes sense. That makes sense. The gay collection of names. The gay collection of names. Refusing me a table. Yeah, wow. Go ahead, have a conversation.

Wait, he's refusing you a table? Because we're on a date. Yes. Pete. No, I love gays. You have to let them in. Pete, let them in. OK.

Let us have a table, Pete. Would that be OK? Yes, Pete. Thank you. The corner table over there. Thank you, Officer Dominguez. We really appreciate it. Can I sit with you?

Honestly. We might as well. We have to at this point. We might as well at this point. Yes, so. OK. Come sit with us. Come sit with us.

Let's put up a chair. Let me take out. Let me fill your chair. Thank you. No problem. Thank you. And Dominguez, I'll do this for you as well. Thank you.

Just because we're here. There's our server. Hi. Hey. Hi. Hello. How do you do? Oh.

OK. Are you Argentinian? I am. Wow. OK. Wow. So do you have any specials? Chimichurri steak.

Chimichurri steak. That's all you got? That's it. Can we get a menu? Chimichurri steak. That's all they serve. That's all they serve. OK.

Chimichurri steak. Well, do you guys want to put in a drink order or something like that? Do you want something to drink, Dominguez? I want a lemonade. A lemonade for Dominguez? Do you have a lemonade? First of all, because you only have chimichurri steak here. So what are the drinks options?

It seems like you would have lemonade. We have wine. Wine. And water. And water. OK. With lemon. We can put it lemon.

You can put lemon in the water? Yep. Or the wine? Would you like lemon water? Yes. Will that suffice? I don't drink. I don't drink.

So I'll have just, I guess, a water. OK. I don't really want wine. I'll just have some water as well. Are you sure there's nothing? There's like nothing else back there? We have energy drinks. Oh.

I'll have energy drinks. What brand? We have Red Bulls. Perfect. Perfect. You have sugar for your Red Bull? No. Only with sugar.

OK. I'll have a regular Red Bull. Fine. We'll take those. Yeah. Thank you so much. What a weird restaurant. I mean, honestly, just chimichurri steak.

Wine. Yeah. Chimichurri steak. Red Bull. Red Bull. And water. And water. That's it.

I don't know how they say in business. So Dominguez, oh yeah, sir. And we'll just take three steaks, obviously, because we fucking can't choose anything. Can we medium? OK. Do we have an option? Oh, we can choose. Can we do medium?

No. Yes. Medium. That's the only thing you do. Yeah. I'd like medium rare if that's possible. No, that's not. They only have medium.

You can just undercook it a little bit. They only have medium. The chef doesn't like suggestions, so. Yeah, yeah. OK. So I guess we'll have three medium chimichurri steaks. I'll have a Red Bull. You want a Red Bull?

I'll take a Red Bull. Three Red Bulls. Lemon water. Water's all around. No lemon for mine. No lemon for his please. Yeah. And no ice in mine, please, if you could.

Yeah. OK. Do you get all that? Let me write it down. Why don't you... You can't memorize that? Can you repeat it back to us so we make sure you get the order right? You can't memorize that.

I think you guys are one of this thing, right? Yes. Yes. Of course. Yes. That's precisely what we wanted. OK. Three Red Bulls.

Yes, please. And two waters. One with ice. The other one with lemon. Yes. Yes, please. Got it. Thank you.

Yeah. Sir, how are the steaks cooked? Medium. Medium. Right. OK, great. That's it. That's it.

So, wow. Dominguez, how's the night been going for you? Really tough. I just caught two... A couple of gays on the way out. I dropped it. Caught two lesbians. What?

What? Where did you catch them? What were they doing? They were speeding up. The way we were speeding up five miles per hour faster than the speed limit? Yes. OK, so you caught them, and was their infraction serious enough for you to pull them over? I was going to let them go, but they were really angry at me.

Really? Oh, shit. They were mad because you pulled them over. How many times did you pull them over? How many times did you pull them over? How many times did you pull them over? Five times. Five times?

That's why they were angry. Yes. But I had many questions about them. Oh, OK. All right. OK. Did you pull over anybody else? Did you let them go?

Did you let them go? Yeah. Did you let them go? Yeah. OK, good. I did. What were their names? What were their names?

Because you collect names. You collect names. Oh, yeah. Their names were Jessica and Olivia. Oh. Oh. We know them. Yeah, Jessica and Olivia.

Yeah, we know them. They live over on 18th. But a couple of old people. Do you tell me were they? I'm assuming that they were gay. The one guy was bisexual, and then the other was trans. Oh, OK. What's the second one?

The other one was trans. One was biome. Oh, trans. Were they together or? I didn't. I don't know because they were talking really slow. So I just left them. Oh, because they're old.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 85. 85? They're about 85. 85 trans. Right?

And bi guy? And bi guy. OK. I don't even know how you would get that information. Did you ask them those? Yes. Oh, I see. Officer Dominguez, correct me if I'm wrong.

It seems like most of the people you pull over and give offenses to are gay or in the LGBTQ community. I'm just interested in them. Right. I know, but you could like look up online or like ask a friend. Why do you have to pull us over? Officer Dominguez, let me ask you a question. Are you bi or gay?

No, I'm straight. OK. Well, don't get so defensive. Yeah, really. Jump down my partner's throat there. So why are you so interested? I just like their personalities, just the same as yours. OK, that's very sweet.

Can I ask you another question? Please. Please. We're here waiting for our stakes. When did you two first met? Well. Well, we first met. We've known each other for a while.

Over a decade. Comedians over a decade ago. Oh, comedians. Yeah. And we met at the. Do you know Bert Kreischer? I like Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura. Yes.

We know them. We know them. Have you ever pulled them over? No. Because you know there? No, they have families. Oh, I see. I see.

I'm seeing. I'm seeing a pattern. Officer Dominguez. I'm seeing an obvious pattern with this place. It's becoming a little apparent. Can you please? You're very, you're very, you're fending me. Why?

Because. Well, you know why? You know why? You know why? We need you to leave, please. We don't want you. I wish you to leave the restaurant. Yeah, please.

But I let you in this restaurant. Yeah, but. But I think it's just for your own benefit. Yeah. You're doing that for yourself. Oh, here are the. Here's the service. Here's Pete.

Here's Pete. Thank you. Thank you, Pete. You only have one. I think you said. Give that to him, Pete. Okay. There's only one.

Okay. Thanks. Thank you, Pete. Pete, I'm good. I have my water. A lemon. Okay. Thank you.

So should I just leave? The water is already here. I guess you could finish your water. Yeah. She can stay, I guess. Yeah, that's fine. Fine. Excuse me, Pete.

Yeah. How much longer on the steak? Because medium, I feel like might be done pretty close to now. Also, do we get any sides? Yeah. We didn't even ask for sides. There's nothing here. You guys can get fries or salad.

Well, that could have been an option in the beginning. Right. Yeah. So if we didn't ask, we would just get the steak and that's it. Where are the fries? You're out of it. You're out of it. All right.

So can I have a salad? Can we get the salad? I guess. Yes, or you guess? He says he guesses. Yeah. It's like the rudest. He's so rude.

Can we pick a dressing? Or no. Is there dressing? Olive oil and vinegar. That's it. That's all you've got. Okay. So let me guess.

It's just lettuce and that's it. And chimchurri sauce. That's what I'm thinking it is. A little bit of tomato, too. A little bit of tomato. Okay, thank you. I'll have some salads, please, while we're waiting. You don't have soup?

Is this such a steak soup salad? Yeah, you know, Andrew, this is a terrible plate. Have you eaten it before? No, no. I read one Yelp review. I did the Yelp review. That was you? No.

And you know what it said on there? I should have known. What? It said, a great place for gays. Yeah. And that was a trap. It was a trap. And that's why you were like, gays, I'm thinking about, you know.

100%. Yeah, place for gays is what it said and I just thought five stars, this has got to be the spot. It was only Yelp review. Yeah. You know, Andrew, let's forget dinner. Let's just fuck. Let's go over there.

Right here at Luigi's. Yeah. Wow. So that was, let me just say something about your improv skills. Amazing. Very good. Amazing. The callback was so good.

So two callbacks. Really bomb. And can I tell you, that restaurant is a lot better. I know we got bad service at it, but it is pretty good. I think we should go back at some point. Okay. Would you seriously go on a date with me? You're acting weird.

No, in real life. Would you do it? No. Why? Because it's, don't. How fun would that be? You and I go on a date. Yeah.

Do we film it though? Yes, of course. Okay. If we film it, yes. Yes. And we go on a date and we film it. Yeah. And will you wear a dress?

Please. Yeah. I'll wear a suit. I'll wear makeup the whole thing. Will you get your hair done? Yeah. Can we get your hair professionally done? I'll get a perm.

It's phenomenal. I'm not shaving my mustache though. Why would I want you to shave that? I like you the way you are. Thank you. So we're the makeup. Yes. We'll wear a dress.

And you'll get your hair done by, we're going to get like a good hairstyle. Yes. We'll get a fill, we're filming it. Okay. And we'll go to like Nobu. Nobu. Where are we going to go? Like somewhere really nice.

No. No. Nope. Where? I don't want to go anywhere where I'm going to know anybody. Well, more people would probably know us at a, at a not nice place than a very nice place. But if you and I went to a red lobster or a sizzler, yeah, I think we're safe.

Like an outfit. And we're not going to go anywhere near the city. We have to go like out to Encina. We're going to Riverside. Riverside. I'll go to Riverside with you. Yeah. I'll wear the makeup.

But we can't say that now some of them will go. We're going to go somewhere. Somewhere. Yeah. Somewhere else. Barstow or whatever. Right. You're going to pick us up.

She's, no, no, she's the driver. I want her to drive us. Yeah. You're driving us. Right. Yeah. We're not going to sit in the back seat together. How cute.

Oh, fuck, man. Please. No. For me. All right. Thank you. All right. Are you down for this?

This is fun, right? Yeah. You know, you brought up Segura and the other guy a lot. You, you got to be honest with me. You really had more fun with those guys than you did with us. No. You love us. Yes.

But I do believe this. So she liked it. So much fun. I do believe and she's going to deny it all she wants. Right. Which is like her thing. Yeah. Denied, denied, denied.

I believe and I'll bet my life on it that she likes Tom and Bert more than she likes you. What? Why did you do that? Why are you doing that? Her just to hurt my feelings? No, no. I believe it.

I mean, it's probably not true, but that's just the thing that I have. I've been so nice. I've been so loving and nice. I'm like this. I love it. That hurts my heart, Rudy. It hurts my heart. Why are you believing Tito Bobby?

Because he's pushing this narrative. He loves you. You're pushing this narrative. She loves you. Why are you doing that to her? I just wanted to see what would happen and there was the. I like it. Look at this.

I know. I look that she got mad at you. I like it. She got mad. Yeah. Upstart. Oh my God. Yeah.

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Yeah. Everything is good. Have you seen it? Live. Yeah. Can we bring up a picture? You literally saw the baby? Yeah.

He's vaccinated. He went and saw the baby. You could too. I could see the baby. Yeah. You're waxed up, dude. And then what did the baby, did the baby like open his eyes, the lies? Yes, he did.

Oh, how cute is that? It's very cute. Honestly, what is, how does, how is George feeling? I think he's very happy, tired and happy. Yeah. Yeah. And his wife, this is her third marriage. Yeah.

Third marriage. Third marriage. And how many kids does she have from her previous marriages? It has like five. All together. Five kids. So the house looks like a little, it's like it's a runabout of all little kids. No, no, no.

She didn't have five kids. She has five other kids. Yeah. Three other guys. Two other guys. Wait, wait, wait. So George lives with like five kids. Yeah.

Yes. How do you not know that? We have five Asian kids. Well half. Half Asian. Yeah. And now they have a sixth. Right.

Yes. Correct. Third marriage. She doesn't have other kids. There's no way. What do you mean? She's been married twice before. It doesn't matter.

She doesn't have other kids. There's no way. I would have known about it. How do you not know this? Call George right now. She did. You could, it could be a bit. You're doing a bit.

I'm not doing a bit. There is no way. I'm not doing a bit. I'm not doing a bit. All right. Let me call him. You call him. Just everyone shut the fuck up.

Okay. Dude, give me your phone. Put it down. I don't want you to take it. Okay. I'm not texting him. Give me the phone. It's down.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm little. I'll show you. I'm not texting him. I'll show you. All right. Hello.

How are you? Oh, doing good. How's the baby? Oh, baby's doing great. Hey. Little kid ever. Hi, George. Hi, George.

Your wife. Does she have other children? Just five beforehand. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? How about your wife. Five beforehand? Why? Did they live with you? Yeah.

I did not know that. Told you. How can we never brought it up? I thought I told that to you guys. I knew George and I said that to him and he was like, no he doesn't. And I was like, how do you not know- I didn't know that, you had five. How old were these kids?

Between like two and ten? Two and ten. Yeah. Two and ten. 10 and you have, so you take care of five other kids from a woman and, um, and now you have six kids. Yep. Uh-huh.

Let me ask you something, George. What, Bobby? Okay. And I'm going to say something very honest with you, and I've never been so sincere in my life. I believe what you're saying to me right now, but if I find out that you're lying, I'm never going to work with you again, and that's a real sincere thing. So tell me now that you're lying, right?

But if you, and, but if it's truth, that's fine, and I will accept the truth. But if you're lying to me right now, right, I honestly, and, and you would take my word for it. I will never work with you again. Okay. You'll be fine without him. Tell me the honest truth now, Bobby, I've offered you to come over to my place for dinner with my family.

And you won't go. Many times. Uh-huh. That's already made it difficult to work together. So I would like you to take me up on this once, uh, once COVID's over and you're safe. And you'll find, and I'll see six kids there. Meet the brood. Meet the brood.

Yes, you will. All right. I believe you. And I'm sorry I didn't know that fact. Love you, George. Love you guys. Okay, bye. Bye.

I did not know that. I feel shitty. Should. See, you've been working for them for seven years. Why wouldn't he show me photos? You wouldn't look at photos if someone had to show you photos. No, because I hate this little sing-sing. And you'd go, I get the fuck out of here, I don't care.

You wouldn't. I wouldn't. Yes, yes, you would. How would you, is that sing-sing? He said, come over to the house and have dinner. You've never gone over to the house for dinner. That speaks volumes. He's worked for you for seven fucking years.

I feel bad about it. Should. Wow, so he has. Have you known about his kids, Rudy? No. He's never said anything? Yeah. Well, she's too new.

Yeah. But I'm telling you right now, I know, I know for a fact that he's telling the truth. Because he would, if he's tricking me, I'm not kidding you right now, I hate when people lie to me like that. So if he's tricking me, dude, I'm going to burn him so hard. I'm being real. But I know that he's not because he wouldn't risk that fact, right? So he's telling the truth, but, but there's a part of me that wants wants him to be lying

because you're not, you're going to see a side of me. You've never fucking seen before. Not, not being real. Why? Because I don't like being lied to and I don't like, I don't like pranks on me. I don't people pranking me and deceiving me and I'm going to tell you who else I'm going to take it out on. Who?

All right. These two. I will. I'm not kidding you. I will take it on you. You know, people are listening right now going, Oh, what is he going to do? What is Bobby Lee going to do? He's acting strange and he's a bully or whatever right now.

You've never seen the side of me. What is the side? The first thing I would do is I'd be like, I would probably go to Kalala and go, listen, I just have this feeling. I just kind of want to start over and she's going to be like, well, like what I like? How difficult would it be to start Tiger belly over with a different name? I'll be mad at you. I'll be mad at you.

Right. But I'll let it go. Yeah. We'll do bad friends. Right. Yeah. We are going to find a new fire. Everybody find a new people.

Yeah. So I tax it. I made him say that. No, no, no, no. Come here. You guys come in here. He needs to work. Come in here.

Come in here. Come in here. Come in here. Come in here. Come in here. Come in here. Come in here. Come here.

Come here. Honestly, dude. Right. Yeah. I'll tell you something. Okay. Here he goes. Here we go.

Last week. Right. Hey, George. No, no, no. Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby says because because because you have kids. He's going to fire everybody. He's mad. And he said we deceived him and we like to ask you something right now.

Turn it off. I'll talk to you later. Last week. Last week for the first time. Right. I said, you know what? We'll exchange numbers. Did we not exchange numbers and whatnot?

Right. Because I and also, you know, earlier today, I was kind of playing around with you. Isn't that I'm trying to have a different relationship with you. So we can be closer and we can do other things together. Right. If you're lying to me right now, dude. So does George have five other kids? That's right.

Fucking cancer. You see how much you see the right fucking answer. This is the bully. You see the bully. You see the little bully. I don't know you anymore. Right. I don't know you.

Right. You're new, right? Yeah. Let me ask you something right now. Let's build this fucking relationship you and I with honesty. Right. Does he have five other kids? What?

He doesn't. You may be removed. Oh God. You're such a fucking brat. You know what I mean? I just want to fucking go out here. You fucking lie to me, George. In front of my fucking eyes.

And you know what's so funny about that? Kudos for George for finally getting a pair of balls and fucking having some fun. Because he always gets scared of you when you say some shit like that. It's super irrational and you like force him into this weird bully corner. I'm texting him right now. I'm calling him right now. Call him. I'm calling him right now.

Hey. Okay. Time out before you do it. Time out. Time out. I'm not going to fire him. No, no, let's talk. Let's talk.

Let's talk. Let's all talk for a second. Okay. Call him. Yeah. And seriously be like, I know that Andrew made you lie. Yeah. So I'm not kidding.

I'm going. Bad friends is over. Let me call him. He doesn't. I've never pulled up. Yeah. So what are you going to do? You're going to say you're outside because Bobby just fired you.

Yeah. That's better. Okay. But we got to have it on the, you got to have it on the mic. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah.

But let me say something right now, dude. You have to be Academy award-winning convincing. Well, get on the fucking camera so we can watch it. Yeah. Get down there so we can watch him get fired. Okay. Huge. By the way.

George, by the way. Do not break. I don't want to feel bad. I swear I won't. You break. What a nice quality. Yo, yo. Hey, George.

Hey. Sorry. Bobby got really mad. I think maybe you have to call him. I'm outside. He just fired me. Just actually? Yeah.

He, uh, I don't know. I think Pete is fine. You know, he's, uh, he's finishing the show today. But, uh, I guess I'm, yeah, I'm just going to go home. But really? Yeah. He's like, yeah, I just, I mean, he's really, I think he's really mad at you too. And, uh, I'm just trying to calm him, calm him down, you know, but poof.

I never seen him like that. He just broke the, the Tito thing, the bag on the table. He throws something on my face, but you know, I dutch it, but yeah. Um, shit. Yeah. You told me that he was fun. He's an asshole. Um, there must be something else going on.

Well, anyway, uh, I want to let you go, but yeah, I think you should call him. Okay. Okay. Sorry. Bye. Very good. He's gonna kill me. He's gonna kill me.

He's gonna kill me. He's gonna kill me. I think you, I think you went a little too far. I thought you did. He was fun. The throwing stuff. That was overkill. You know what I mean?

I wanted to make sure that I threw something in there. No, no, no. You did good. Yeah. You did good. So I'm not going to call him until he calls me. But he's gonna, when he calls you voicemail him, voicemail him, voicemail him. I'll go right to voicemail.

Yeah. Right. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to get fired on the other end. No, you're not. You're hired. You're hired here forever.

And if he fires you, I fire him. You're gonna be the guy. All right. That's the power. He fires you. I fire him. We rehire you. You own the company.

Okay. Now he called him again. Right to voicemail. Right away. Right away. But the third one I pick up. Yeah. That's fine.

All right. But I need to hear it. But you've done this a lot with him of making him feel nervous, but I want you to be like super low-key. Okay. Be like, no, I made up my mind. I'm done. Because if you're high, he'll know it's worth.

Oh, all right. No. That great. Great acting note. Thank you. Thank you. He's not calling me again. Because now he's nervous.

Now he's actually fucking nervous. So do I call him? Yeah, before he calls Kalayla. He'll call. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I've got to call him now. You're right.

You're right. I've got to call him now. You're right. You're right. You're right. Right. Let me text Kalayla and say, don't pick up a George calls. Hey, Bobby.

Hey, um. Dude, I just, I just fired Andreas. And I think I'm thinking about firing. Peter. I don't know. Pete really didn't do anything, but I just don't like being lied to and listen, dude. I'm like. you know I was rageful at first but I'm kind of to my senses and I think it's just

I think what happened was like over the years I um I just felt like the deal between all of us I think that's what the bottom line is like the deal between all of us I felt like it was unfair and then like it just came out when I found out the lines finds a prank or whatever but I think that that you know I mean the hidden thing underneath that was like this might just resentment or whatever and it's just I just think that you know I I think I want to start over man I think that's what it boils down to it's like I know it's like something stupid and petty about lying and being tricked I don't know it was so fucking weird man I never snapped like that before my life I've never fucking I've never done that before my life man I feel fucking I fucking

got violent man and it's like I just don't I thought I don't know man I can't even know what words to say man um maybe we we wait a couple days and tie calm down but it's like I don't want to do it's like I don't like being made fun of that I feel like I was just being bullied or something you know uh because I fucking asked you I go directly I go dude I go you you're honest with me and then you just didn't you went on with it and then it's like I thought like you would owe it you would always back me dude no you would always back me dude that's the trust that we have I will always back you I thought it was part of a bit it's not how is that a bit when I when I call you when I say dude you you fucking it'll be done between you and I if you don't tell me the

truth and then you you hang up and now in my head I'm like I feel guilty that I don't know the fact you have five other fucking kids Bobby I from my perspective I was just I was got a text from San Diego but like I needed to tell you I had you were fucking signed with that piece of shit sorry you would sign with him either we're closer we are close Bobby I thought it was completely a bit so I didn't want to ruin the bit I did not know if the bit is the bit okay let me just say something dude in comedy dude the bit when when when when when when one of the guys in the bit says to another guy hey be honest with me dude right now or these consequences you know because and then it's like when you don't do it it's like it crosses a line bro I did not know I'm told like

Jules did I confirm for them for a bit before like by saying that she brought the knife well I know I'm gonna say this right now dude Andre's is done I fucking that guy is a weasel and he's done all right so I'll talk to you tomorrow don't call koala don't don't contact me I'll contact you fuck man what no he's gonna lose it he's gonna lose it he has a newborn baby sink okay okay let it sink oh god dude he's panicking how are you on his side she knows all right let her call George then who let Rudy call George this is your acting no well then call him and tell him it's all okay okay yeah that's nice yeah why don't you do that

because he'll like it coming from her because by the way he's got a newborn kid he's probably having a heart attack there's a guilt there's a guilt but not really that was fun though god they were good don't prank me please god you sold it so good what a not prank we just we're joking about him having kids I know all right put it on speaker let's keep talking about blowing something out of proportion hey George yeah it's a prank it's a prank George it's a prank it's a prank it's a prank George George you gotta double raise he said they made him so funny you know you know he's calling my girlfriend calling no he's calling someone is he calling you yeah should i pick out a hundred percent speaker speaker speaker hey boss uh we go back there is trust

between us we go back how many years many years over 13 years ago yep there is trust between us that trust is broken right now don't call my wife don't call anybody you just drive straight home we're not having a tiger belly upload tomorrow i'm not sure if this episode of bad friends is going up this week he's kidding he's kidding when George when George tries to get tough yeah it's it's a thing he can't do it's like miss it's like unacting George we love you George yeah George get back to us soon bye guys bye dude yeah well let's give let's give a little clap for uh Andres for participating and coming here for a second that was good well he knew he has to get off the mic when he comes in here i don't give a fuck then we can't hear him it doesn't matter i

don't i just want to tell him something i want to tell you something listen he's sweating i know last week last week last week last week when we exchanged numbers you know and then today you know and what you just did today right huge it now brings you up to a level with me that's like now we're peers yes i'm a little ahead ahead of you i had a little bit more power but my point though is is that we're getting there and i wanted to say um thank you so much for your service congratulations let's do great work together in the future let's make movies let's do be creative and let's um find a way to get George out of here okay all right thank you honestly honestly find a way find a way

so you wouldn't do you wouldn't like let's suppose okay let's say i go all right i have a is it a comedy you're gonna play what is it a comedy no well then why i don't know why i'm saying that so you wouldn't do a movie just based on money if it was a fucking absurd amount of money right a million dollars right million dollars to do what um it's a movie called gay hitler um uh first of all keep the money i'm in right yeah that's that's hilarious but you're you know hitler's lover okay i'm in okay and um it's kind of it's kind of like soft porn i'm in right so you know there's not going to be a real insertion going on even better okay but but if i want to i can well you know yeah i mean perfect we well let me see who's playing hitler perfect we just broke Ron Jeremy

i'm in so he's playing gay hitler okay right there's no real insertion going on but there is like um skin contact fine right love it hold the penis skin contact like i said keep the money that's my film