Bad Friends - Bobby Turns 54

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

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or go to explorevolvo.com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. Don't, dude.

Happy birthday to you. Hold up. Happy birthday to you. You let the gong out. Happy birthday, dear Bob. Bobby, happy birthday to you. Very good, we here. 54 years old.

When Koreans turned 54, they told that talk like this. You look so good for 54 years old. Rudy, do you have anything to say to start the show off for Bobby's 54th birthday here in the year of our Lord 2025? I hope you don't die. I hope you don't die either, bud. I hope I don't die either, dude. Thank God you won't. Is that your fear that I'm going to die?

Yeah, you look really old. No, no. What? Do you think about me dying? Yeah, like, ever since I looked at that photo, I feel like you're closer to death. That's why. What photo? The one that Anthony sent me for your passport.

Oh, yeah. Oh, no, that was this more Olympic phase. Can we bring up episode one of this show just so we can stay a still framing? Look what you look like then. Look what I looked like then. We can just do a little throwback. Just so we can see what we look like Yeah

Click on the first episode we ever did Bad Friends Episode 1 And let's see what we look like I don't want to hear anything but wow Wow You look at the difference Wow wow Look at you now and look at you then

Like 20 years have passed Yeah you're like Obama after he left office Yeah yeah yeah That's stressful wow Wow The same thing I shaved my beard We both look the same

No, no. I look younger then? Yes. Yeah, you look like a child. Look at little young Bob, and now you're older and wiser. Look at how clean your arms are, no liver spots, no nothing. Oh, my God, you're right. Well, you look fatter.

You do look fatter. Thank you, McCone. God, McCone, you're trying to get on my good side, baby. Yeah, dude. You look skinny mini now. Yeah. I'm the Korean Luigi Mangione. You really, yeah, free Bobby.

It's so funny. People see it all the time online. They do. Yeah, yeah. Oh, one says that. They see it all the time. I'm the Korean. The sexiest guy in the world?

But the Korean version. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Do look younger. But they do call me the Korean man, Gianna. And also, I saw a photo of him today, and I have to be honest with you. Am I expressed my feelings?

About Luigi? Yeah, let's hear it. Yeah, yeah. Hot as fuck. You like him, huh? You really like him. Dude, he's so hot. Look at him there.

Yeah. He's a murdering fool, but he's a hot. You know, he looks like James. Franco and Sam Marelle. He's like if they mixed. A little Sam Merell. A little Sam Rale. A little Sam Rale.

The curly hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He also, like, bulked up. Like, he got bigger. Well, you got to get Jack before you go to the jail. Yeah. Prison rules, dude. Yeah.

Handsome. You think that he's going to get? Uh, is he's going to get the death penalty? He's going to go to, like, real prison prison prison? He's going to go to prison. Yeah. Is he in jail now or prison prison? He's in jail.

Yeah. You go to jail until you're hearing and then, but the trial started today. Yeah. Second degree. But the Mangioni Lawyer said they had a big win today, right? Big win. Big win for the kid, didn't he? No terrorism charge.

No terrorists, right, no terrorist charge. Good escape, Manj. Yeah. There you go. Would you date him if he got out? Of course. This is why they write letters to people in prison like this girl. You know, like those, those like, what are the, there's a thing on TikTok I've seen

where female inmates are like, hi, 14442, I'm in Pekoyma, and I'm getting out in June, and I just want to meet a nice guy. And the responses are, the amount of guys that line up. Oh my God, you saw on Netflix, there's this doctor who broke out a guy from prison. Yeah. A doctor. Well, just because she's a doctor? Yeah.

She likes dick. I think when you get excited, I think when you get excited, it just comes out weird. Well, he's the word. I was busy watching the Charlie Sheen documentary because he reminded me of you. McCone and I were saying... Tiger blood? Tiger blood. Yeah, yeah.

And also, he admitted that he... What'd you say? Cat blood. He admitted that he liked boys. He likes guys. Really? In the documentary, spoiler alert, he says that he was tired of the...

At some point, you get tired of one side of the menu, and you flip it over, and you try the other side of the menu. And we thought of you, because you try the whole menu when we go to eat at restaurants. So, you try on the other side? Well, you went when I was in high school, I did try some. Charlie Sheen. You know what I mean?

You share a lot of similarities. That doesn't offend me. It shouldn't. You know what offense me? What? Cat blood. That, I have tiger. So you're saying that Charlie Sheen, he loves tiger blood, but I love cat blood.

Why can't it be tiger blood? There's not that he loves, is that he has tiger blood. Yeah, I mean, I have it. I mean, yeah. No, you have cat blood. Yeah. You're more of a cat. You, you roam, you sleep, you sleep, your hours are up.

You don't really like people that much, but you really secretly do. You're a cat. How are you not a cat? You're absolutely a cat. Yeah. I am a cat, right? You look like a furry right now.

What? A furry. You look like a furry. God damn it, Jules. It's my birthday. It is your birthday. Be supportive. We saw weapons together.

You already saw it. I saw it together with her. Did you like it? It's so good. It is so weird. Did you see it? No. Why? I'm holding out. You refuse.

I'm holding out for when it gets to DVD. It is out. On DVD? We streamed it at my house. I want to buy it on DVD. Oh, Blu-ray. I still want to watch it. Oh, you want to put the thing. He was the VHS tape.

I'm old school. Yeah, okay. I tried to go watch it, but I was out of town, so I just got back. And then I tried, and my wife doesn't want to see it, so I got to go alone. Or I got to go on the road. Yeah. Why doesn't your wife want to see it? I think because she saw the trailer and was like,

it scary is it what is it she just like scary movies she doesn't she likes them okay yeah that's not her favorite yeah so i was like i'll go see it alone on the road scariest movie of all time scariest movie of all time yeah um quick the scariest movie of all time scary's movie of all time scary's movie all content when harry met sally yeah yeah yeah what's the orgasm scene in the diner oh my god i ran out of the theater what's the scariest movie of all time what's eating gilbert grape did you ever see born in harry met she doesn't know what that's this okay what's the scariest movie of all time i mean being real do i mean because i was gonna say shrek because you're doing that well shrek throwback dude oh guy guy fietti throwback yeah what what

our buddy guy was texting us today big time we love he was blowing us up i love it yeah um i would say the exorcist i freak me out the most because i watch it too young yeah when you were young watching it because you'd never seen anything like it i wasn't supposed to watch it my babysitter showed it to me yeah it's just the so so bad right is that what happened in your house did you watch stuff you weren't supposed to watch? Well, who was your babysitter as a kid? The trees? Maybe, but it's always my uncles were just like...

Watch over her. That smoking man in the tree. What's the smoking... What's the smoking... Huh? Agda. Agda. Please watch over her.

Agda. No, but my uncles were always just watching porn. Oh. Okay. Those can be scary. Those can be very scary. Those are very scary. Yeah, yeah.

That's gross. Your uncle would just watch porn in the living room? Yeah, and then my cousins and I would just be laughing. Gross. That's so insane. What about the uncle? chops people up with machetes. He's still scary, but he's so scary that guy.

I've never seen him watch four. Oh, you never? So for your birthday, what's big? What's coming up? Do you want your gift? Not yet. Edging. I'm going to edge the gift. He likes edging. Well, the thing about gifts is that people don't really give me the right gifts. That's right. Well, they don't cost enough for you. Oh my God, what?

I mean, we did put effort in this year. So to act defeated beforehand. Well, I'm just saying that it's just based on history. How about this? Yeah. What do you want to have happened this year different than the last year?

I kind of want to do it like mafia style, actually. What does that mean? You know when the mafia weddings? The envelope. You want to go around? You want the envelope of cash? Yeah. I'll do that tomorrow when I come see it around.

An envelope of cash is, I think, the most respectful gift. Yeah, but the amount of cash you want is people aren't going to give you cash. Even if it's $50. Let's see you work at Chupolet and you come to my birthday party. Okay. Give me five bucks. Okay. And then if you work at a bigger job, you have to give more money.

If David Spade comes, give me a grand. Okay, give you a grand. Well, you know, he's not coming to your birthday party. I know, I've had some people, because I guess it's a surprise. I don't know who's going. Yeah, you don't know. I know. But people are texting me directly like, I can't make it.

But I'm not the one that. Surprise. I know, I'm not the one. Do you know where it is? What's going on? Like Sia, you know, the singer? Yeah. She texted me today, I can't make it.

And I'm like, and then, and then, Kalila, in. I cannot make your birthday party, your birthday party! If she sung you that at a voice message, dude, that would a crush. She's the best, though. Have you ever been to her house? No, I haven't been to her fucking, I've been to Sia's house. I hate when the internet is like, do you know it's Hollywood for, you hang out. with fucking Hollywood people all the time.

I didn't know who she was. Liar. Anyway. Liar! And one time she came out on her balcony, right? Did she sing? During COVID, I think. The Pope? And she sang from the balcony.

And we're all like in the garden and stuff, like in a picnic kind of an area. Whoa. Right? And we were just tears. Just singing. Like an a cappella. Fake tears. Fake tears. But there are still tears, nonetheless. What?

Yeah. I put. Your sort of fake. Yeah, I put water. No, no, no. So do you know where the birthday party is? You do? Yeah, of course.

I'm asking if you do. I don't know. That's why I'm going to get it out of you right now. No chance. Yeah, because you're my best friend. Yeah, but why would I try to ruin somebody else's a surprise? It doesn't matter. It does matter.

That's why it's a surprise. So in the place that we're having it, is, am I going to be like, oh, my God, I can't believe it? Yes. I think so. Are you invited? No. Okay. Why wouldn't they invite the team?

I told them not to. I see It was pretty deliberate Carlos are you invited No I'm not going Yeah You're invited but you're not going And I said no

I'm not invited And I'm not going How about with you McCone Oh my God Well I didn't I told I said not to invite them You wanted to invite these guys Yes

Why? They're for my family You won famous people around Yeah No no no Oh yeah Oh what You do on famous

What's going on Yeah Yeah And if they did go they would have a separate wristband and be relegated to a different part of the Yeah, not in the same area Right, of course

Yeah, yeah, you're in the kitchen That's right Are you going? Yeah You are, interesting Do you know where it is? No. Oh

You fucking liar, dude Are you a liar? Yeah Yeah You know You know So I went somewhere Sunday night

And I was almost incredible It was incredible Where? I went to a symphony At the Greek theater Did you really? Yeah Who did you go see?

The L.A. Philharmonic? I don't know who. Who played there? It was the music of Stardue Valley. What? Yeah. A symphony played the music of Stardue Valley at the Greek? Or at the, what did you say?

Greek theater, yeah. I love the Greek. Two shows sold out. Stardue Valley, a symphony of Starduians. Yeah. And I went and I went backstage. I said hi to Eric Barone, the creator. Because he's done Tiger Bodes, I know.

and he went up on stage and when the music started playing and asked my friend that was with me I did cry it was that beautiful the tears was like oh I'm 54 and I play games that's cool

but that's your game golf is my dumb game you like this stuff everyone has dumb games yeah but it was it was kind of like surreal because it's like I discovered the game on my own just by somebody mentioned it somewhere So it wasn't on your own? I discovered it completely organically on my own.

A friend of mine recommended it. It's like the opposite. All right. So the symphony was great, and he went up on stage, and he made a little speech, and it was just nice. It was beautiful. Yeah. I really liked that, dude.

He mentioned your name? I'd say that. What did he say? Nothing. He just did the whole speech up on stage. What did he say? Did he say it's Bobby? Lee's birthday and happy birthday to Bobby Lee?

I just basically said, you know, last time I was in LA, you know, I hung with Bobby Lee. Did the crowd go nuts? Half applause. Were you backstage? No, it was in the audience. You sat in the regular. In the bucket seats. What is the bucket seats?

Not the bucket seats, but the, uh... No, the VIP. The VIP. Since her mom left, the house is a disaster. Quiet? It's a disaster. Smells like shit. Yeah, and then, uh, Jules is like, what?

I can do it. I can take care of it. Yeah, yeah. I said, I would help clean, but not do deep cleaning. What? Do you think you keep her at your house because you want someone there? Yeah. Well, you know, it's silent when no one's there.

It's nice to have people around. Yeah, when her mom and her are there and the dog. He loves my mom so much. It's crazy. Yeah. She is wonderful. She's a wonderful woman. And it's like what?

You're her kid. Yeah. And she's like my mom. She does everything The way she folds the socks And the underwear Everything is beautiful Yeah

She does a great job She does yeah I miss her And she's gonna come back In October You have a mom still You know Yeah but she's just like

You know Just knee deep And you know K-pop Did she call you Are she I mean She's texting She'll text to me tomorrow

All my birthday She text every night What's a late night Text from your mom say You up? No What? No she'll go

Rest in peace You know what I'm saying? Rest in peace? She sends you death test? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she'll go, she'll have some sort of poem sometimes. Give me a poem.

Yeah, I'll give you, yeah. Yeah, she'll have some sort of like wisdom or some sort of wisdom. New weird day. Yeah. Oh, what the heck? Stuff like that. Hope you sweep well.

Yeah. What's been going on in your world? Nothing. Nothing at all. You're not doing anything. Are you dating someone right now? No. Stuff like this.

But did you, Bobby thinks I'm a lesbian now. Soft night. Soft night. She texted you soft night. Yeah, that's not really a quote. No, that's cute. Yeah, yeah. Well, he's another one.

Good night, sweet dream of me loving you under the same moon and stars and beyond always. That's beautiful. What did you respond? Let's see. Just like nine hearts. Just hearts? Yeah. That's it?

That hearts. Say something nice back. I'll send her photos. Is she a Raya girl? What? It's like a, you're texting. Like, I'll send her photos like this. Of just you in front of thousands of people?

That's very funny. You know why? Do you know why? Why? Because they never, in the beginning they were like, you know what I mean? Never believed in you. Yeah, don't, you know, you're not going to make it. Right?

And so it's my way of just going, good night. That's so funny. Vindictive still after all these. Sleep time. You don't need to do that. I just do it for every once in a while. And then sometimes, I'll just send another thing I sent her. I'll make her a collage of like, you know what I mean, all my apps of her, of her, when she was young, you know what I mean?

Just a reminder, she's not young anymore? No, just to go, I'm thinking about you. I send her a photo of me, you, and Guy Fieri. That's a good photo. You know what I mean? What did she say to that picture? She has no idea who they are. Anybody.

So I'll send her stuff and, yeah. What was the question? Go ahead. why do you think she's a lesbian now are you dating women at all well the other night she doesn't know but I found out let me finish

okay I'm sorry I'm like no yeah what's going on it's your birthday you're emotional yeah I'm a little emotional okay so the other night I go good night she goes good night right so I go upstairs you know what I mean and I barricade my door so no one gets in who's coming in

the cat's Gooner oh okay yeah oh and then the outside remember Gooner escape anyway So I go Good night And then at like three in the morning I'm like God I want a chocolate pie Everybody does

Yeah Who doesn't want a chocolate pie Do you like those chocolate pies? Yeah I want a chocolate pie But then to unbarricade my door And then I have another thing That I had to unbarricade

To get to the chocolate pie Imagine if you If like something happened You somebody needed to get to you Oh yeah I'd be burned alive Yeah yeah yeah yeah So I'm like I laid there for like a bit Going

No chocolate pie no chocolate pie Chucco pie And then chocolate pie won't. Chaco pie always won't. Yeah, so I go out. And then when I'm going to talk about, obviously in my living room, I'm like, oh, I should just go out in the balcony and have a cigarette. Mm-hmm.

Right. So I chocolate pie cigarette. Great combination. Why not? And look, it's three in the morning. Taco pie puff. Taco pie puff, right? Chocolate pie always first.

Mm-hmm. Okay. I look at the driveway and there's another car in the driveway that wasn't there before. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting.

It's interesting. Interesting. And I'm not, you know, I'm not the, Pink Panther? I'm not an investigator. I'm looking at the car. I'm like, who the fuck? Right?

So I texted her. And I'm not going to see her name, but she goes, my friends, let's just make it up. Lulu. Lulu's over. Yeah, Lulu's over. And I go, oh. At three in the morning. At three in the morning.

And I go, that's fine. She's down here eating a chocolate pie too. Yeah, yeah. We're just friends. Yeah, that's what they say. But they were our party. He's my roommate, dad. But they were our partying, I think.

Yeah. Yeah, you guys were drinking. Yeah, we're being bad. We went to a gay bar. Which one? I mean, it's all lining up. You went to a gay bar? Where'd you go?

I forgot what it's called, but I gave a male stripper $1, and then he grinded on me. Very good. Wow. So you went to a gay bar. By the way, can we say this in all seriousness? No, no, at gay bars, you've got to be careful, a lot of spiking of drinks. You know that, right? That's a big deal in WeHo.

Yeah. Yeah. They got busted again, that place. What do they spike? They spike girls' drinks. With what? So weirdo, straight dudes will go to gay bars, spike girls' drinks. Straight girls feel comfortable at gay men bars.

They spike their drinks, and then they take them home. Wow. Yeah, it was happened all the time at the Abbey. They got in trouble for it. Wow. They got caught. The guys were out there. So be careful the drinks that you get.

Please be very careful because people are spiking their drinks. Yeah. Just be careful at all bars, not just gay bars, but all bars of your drinks because you young ladies going out, some creepo. You know what I mean? Be careful. Do you ever drink beer? I hate beer.

Damn, because that's what you do. You get a bottled beer that way they can't. It's harder for people to get to a bottle of beer. What do you drink when you go out? I just close it. With your hand? There's no lid? With her hand.

I just cover with my hand. You do? Yeah. Good. What do you drink? Just like a, well, I just do a tequila shot, so it's over. Oh, that's good. Take a shot and get it over with.

Be careful. But also be careful, please. Yeah. How are you getting home? Is she driving? Uber. Lulu didn't drive? No, and Kyla says not to drive.

Yeah, don't drive. It's so stupid. So I know the mattress that we're, because the mattress that she uses. We're friends. We can see. I'm not done stalking. I'm not done talking. Okay.

The mattress that they use is this big. It's this table. It's the table, right? Yeah. So you guys are just like sardines in there. Yeah. And we even shower together. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean, we've done it. Yeah. It's so funny For a second I was like That's, that's, yeah, we do that we do

Yeah, okay, that's fine Yeah, yeah But wait a minute This is your best friend Or just a friend I feel like we're best friends You are Okay, and she sleeps over

Yeah She's cool I've met her right No, you haven't Oh She's coming tomorrow too So you sneaker Is she white?

No, she's Honduran She's Honduran Honduran Oh, Honduran And how'd you meet her At college? It's cool, yeah Yeah, yeah?

When she was in a class? Yeah. Who initiated? What do you mean initiated? Well, who says high first? Who became, becoming a friend is a thing. I think I did. And I'm her.

I'm Lulu. Yeah, there's Lulu. God, this test is so hard. It's like the curriculum. Yeah. Tell me about it. The curriculum is difficult. Tell me about it, Lulu.

Jimmy, you're the best. You ever want to go out and get a drink for time? No. Why not? Because I like, Other genders Really? Yeah

Oh Other genders All right Anyway let's go back To this thesis Excuse me Yeah Gross be careful

I know She's a jungle Yeah My name is I thought was a baby orangutan at first What's your name Yeah what's your name

Hi I'm Lulu This is Jimmy What's up He's on the football team I just want to talk to the football team you don't want to talk to me I'm on the football team yeah wow gay yeah that's so gay anyway what's up uh you want to share um this book so we can work together on the lab

that's that's how it starts that's how it starts that's how it started oh and she was a guy yeah oh cool and does she does she know who you are a big podcaster a big pot she knows about bigger podcast of fame no yeah she does you feel famous You are, though I don't feel it Really? No one ever says Hey, aren't you on bad friends? No, when we hang out, no one

That's not what your sister and your mom says I don't know When you walk around L.A., people don't say hi to you Hmm No Well, everybody in L.A. please run up to her and stay hi Every time you see it, don't be shy Don't be shy, take a photo

She loves photo Yeah, she always wants to take a photo So this new friend of yours There is nothing there where you're just friends Yeah, we're just friends but then Tito Wabi tells everyone in the family that I'm a lesbian. Well, it doesn't mean you're a lesbian.

It means that you... And I would encourage it and I would love it in my life to be, if you're honest. I know, and then when I... If you want to disrespect the Lord, that's on you. Yeah.

That is on you if you want to disrespect the Lord. I won't stand for it. I won't be having that in my house, pal. Don't bring her over. I'm gonna meet... We're gonna meet her tomorrow? Yeah. Exciting.

Yeah. Okay. Imagine they pull up on a Subaru What car was in the driveway? I don't know what it was so dark. Should have clocked it. I know. Then we would know.

Really? If it's a Subaru, why? Subaru's that giveaway. It's a what? Honda. Honda? Very vague. Good.

That could be anybody. It could be anything. Yeah. It really could go anyway. They, them, he, she. Do you, how many of your friends have pronouns like that? Does anybody say, hey, please call me they? I think just two.

Two, that's a lot. It's more than zero. Just two. What do they say? They're they? They them. They them. Do you have trans friends?

No, just Gay lesbian They're about a grammar Yeah They're about a grammar They're about a grammar By the way Coming from you

Broken English guy That's what I'm saying Yeah Can you write a complete sentence I can I doubt it Did your students have fun at that show That you brought him to?

They love it They did? Yeah He wants to bring more students Back over here But I think been somewhat of a hit on the show, so maybe we should get one or two. No, but they came to the comedy store.

Oh, really? Was I on that? No, I wasn't there. No, it was Lano, right, Jay Leno? Jay Leno was on at the store. What a legend. And did they, they liked the whole show? Yeah. Why is McCone going back and forth like that? It's really driving me crazy. Birthday stuff, you know? Oh, birthday stuff.

Well, how about let's give you your gift. Let me give you a gift. Yeah, yeah, okay. It's Korean. It's Korean. I'm Korean. Happy, happy, birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy birthday Oh, this is what I like to see This is what I like to say

Happy Birthday Bobby the bad friends gang Already it's great Sunglasses I don't know I love it already What if you don't What if it's not It doesn't matter

If it's a I know You've done this before Right Where you used to You fill this bottle With tap water Sink water yeah

Yeah yeah So this could be from like You never know Pay less shoes It would be raw stress For less in there Yeah yeah But sometimes you have to learn a lesson

Other side Don't ruin the box Okay Oh it's already legit What is it It's glasses Is it? Yeah

Let's see Yep glasses Wow Wow Let's take a look High end High highest of the end What do you think kiddo

I have to see them first Let's open it up And let's see how you feel about it Oh my God Wow Put them on Look at these Oh

Oh those are pretty Your eyes live normal now you got me round glasses just to do that joke it did work I mean it landed yeah I just imagine look at you look skinny and cool I mean look at it in the man

wow that was just sick wow wow it's pretty cool man you like them I do like them so we're not going to return them

we can't because we bought them on sale did you really yeah we can't return I mean it's not really my style but I'll try oh okay so we missed that's that's see that's the thing

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Were two like gay Tim Dilliany Oh I see Less sunglasses Yeah yeah If you don't like them We'll take him back Okay We'll take him back

They look good though on you Good He doesn't like him I love them Thank you The hardest person to buy a gift for it So I would say that's all That's what cash

No one's gonna give you cash If you don't like them We'll take it back No I really appreciate it appreciate it. What a pleasure. That's all we wanted to hear. Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you so. I really, really appreciate it. And, okay. Happy birthday to you. Wow. Happy birthday, signor Bobby. Happy birthday to you. Whoa, make a, did you make a fucking wish? Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, thank you so much. Is there ice cream inside? We'll find out.

Oh, the dressing. The fucking icing is great. The dressing is good. Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. You want me to cut up pieces of cake? Yeah.

54 years old. I know, it's unbelievable. So how do you want to do this? You want me to cut this up? Or you just want to just eat it yourself? No, you cut it. Cut it, baby. All right, so you did or didn't like your first gift.

I loved it. Yeah. I thought about it. I love it. And I'm really grateful. And thank you so much for it. I'm going to keep him forever. All right.

Good. Well, we have another gift for you. I would love to see another one. We have one more gift for you. And I'm very grateful for it. Did you get him a gift? Are you going to bring it tomorrow? Tomorrow.

Okay. Put the mic close to your face. It's been so long since I've said that. Yeah, yeah. What? You're quiet. Yeah, get closer to the mic. Hello.

Just pull it forward. Yeah. There it is. And here comes your other gift. Hello. Hello. Do I know her? No, take a seat.

She's a psychic? This is the first woman you ever dated. No. She's a psychic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a psychic. You don't have to put on the headphones if you don't want to. If you want to, you can.

Do I hear myself in there? You can do, yeah. I don't want to hear myself. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. That's why some people don't like it. Yeah.

You smell so. Good. Oh, thank you. What's your name? My name is Ashley. Are you gypsy? No. Oh, my God. Right away. I want it. What? Right away. I want gypsy. Okay, bro. Okay, sorry. Can I ask, can I ask Turkish? No. Okay. Damn it. That's my second one. She smells good. They, they all, gypsies and Turkish people, they smell so good. I'm Yugoslavian. Yeah. We love Yugoslavian. Yeah. We love Yugoslavia. I love Yugoslavia. Okay. Are you, do you, were you born in Yugoslavia? No. Okay. I don't even know. the language. I don't speak any other thing. You were born here in California? Yeah. Are you an L.A. person? Yes. Wow. Let me guess where you grew up. Go ahead. Oh, I know.

Well, you do first. I know where all the yugs are. That's what we call them. Yeah, yeah. Where are the Ugs? The Ugs. Yeah. She's Western Valley. She's the West Valley. So she's North Glendale. No. West Valley. No, not? Damn it. Can we get second guess? Malibu. Close.

Santa Monica. Yes. Yeah. Did you go to Santa Monica High? No. I didn't go to high school. Good for you. You didn't go to He almost didn't go to high school either. Did you go? I didn't. What's four times two?

I don't know. She said she didn't go to high school. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I know. I was just seeing. Well, no, that's how it works. No, she's telling you.

She doesn't. So tell us your specialty, Ashley. So I specialize in psychic readings, tarot card reading and spiritual healing. And we think you need for your birthday. Psychic reading, spiritual healing. Yeah. So do you need to get closer? Can you do it from there?

I can do it from here. Okay. I don't need spiritual healing. You do. No, no, no. I want psychic. I don't need spiritual. I want her to do all. Okay. Will you run the gambit on this guy? I can't do a spiritual healing today, but we could definitely set it up. We can set it up. Thank God. Okay. So let's do it. Let's do what you do. I'm curious to see. What do you need to do? So we're going to be doing a full life psychic energy reading on you. We're not going to do the palms. Look at me. Do you feel it? He's about to fart. No, do you feel it? Okay. Damn it. to send her messages. I think we're too far away. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but a lot of people can feel my psychic energy. Can they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Whoa, I feel it. Oh, my God. Okay, good. Okay.

So, um, first off, we're going to be looking into your cards and your psychic energy at the same time. You're Korean? Yeah, does that help? It's probably, do you have a Korean deck there? There's got to be a different deck for them. Yeah, yeah. Probably, but I don't have it. Okay. Okay. Okay. So is there anything specific that you would like to look into, and have you had a reading done before? I went to the Renaissance Fair and I got it reading there. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Okay, how long ago was that? What? How long ago was that?

About four months, three months ago. Three months, two months. Two months ago. It was a month ago. It was last month. Very nice. I went to the Renaissance Fair. And I don't know.

Whenever, I think over the years I've done them, but in my mind I'm like, yeah, it's not even close. Well, you said at the Renaissance Fair that she got one thing right. Yeah. She helped you with one thing. But I bet you Ashley's more of an expert. She can help me even. I would love to know. I think my career is okay.

I think more love. I think your career is, yeah, sure. It's good. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, I think it could be better. We'll let her do her job. All right, okay. So, my main question for you, I know that we're filming and on the air.

So how personal do you want to get? Get personal. Get deep. He loves to get deep. He'll go. Let's go, Yug. Okay. Sounds good.

Yug. Yug. Yug. Yug. Now, that's not offensive because you're Yugoslavian, and Yug is kind of like a term of endearment. Yeah, no, it's fine. I think Yug is great.

I think Yugs are great. Mom and dad are both Yugues? Yes. Do you know where Yugoslavia is on a map, by the way? Yeah, it's Eastern Europe. Where? South. South of?

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right, baby. Do you have to draw blood? Yes. No? No?

We signed up for the blood package. You get the blood package? Not today. These guys are always doing discount stuff. You guys... Can I ask questions? Yes, absolutely. Can I ask questions about you?

Does he have to pee in something first? Don't you don't have to do that? That's only for his... Are those your real teeth? Yes. They're beautiful. Nice teeth. They're flawless teeth.

Yeah, no braces. You floss? No. Oh, wow. Nice. Yeah, yeah. He is. And it's enough.

Stop flirting. I'm not flirting. She's right. Stop flirting. Let her do her fucking job. Hey, you look at me. Do you, so personal and the other question is going to be full name date of birth. Ooh.

We know today's your birthday. Yeah, well, tonight at midnight. His name is full name is, can I answer? Yeah, absolutely. Robert Young Lee, and his birthday is September 17th, 1971. Yes. Okay. Yeah.

54 years old. Wow. Very nice. How old did you think he was just by looking at him? Like 48? Yeah. That's what I say. But here, this will make you feel better.

How old do you think I am? Like maybe 50. Yay! I'm 42. That hurts you. But you're right, you're right. I do look old. Thank you, Yug.

And I'm going to jump off my roof tonight, off my roof tonight. We look the same age. We do, it's really weird. It's weird. People on the internet go, I didn't know you guys want the same age. Yeah. Well, whatever. All right, there's four cards there.

So, the first thing. I like her balance. Yeah. So the first thing that I do see within your energy is that you definitely have a long life ahead of you. It's going to be the first thing that we pick up on your aura. That's, wow. He said he would die soon. Yeah, that's a win!

That's a huge win, dude! Huge win! Win! Huge win! Yeah, but will I be like all like this or no? No, actually. Okay, good. Actually, no.

I see you living into your later 80s, for sure. Wow. Huge win. Yeah. And I don't see any major life-running issues or events other than the ones that you might bring to yourself. Ah. He smokes.

No, it shows me that you put yourself in dangerous position. I'm a thrill-seeker. He is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sharks, I go in. Now, what card says that? Can we ask? So it's these two right here.

Yeah. Can you point them up to me? I want to see what one looks like. You're a thrill seeker. A thrill seeker, for sure. And now, does that one next to it, I think I've seen that one before. Is that one when you have an extra chromosome?

Is that what that is? You read that one for him? No. I have Down syndrome. All right, dude. You don't need to repeat the joke. Gosh. But yes, long life ahead of you.

Nothing major or life-threatting other than, other than, you know, things that you put yourself, in the danger that you put yourself in, it always comes with a risk. It does show me that... I'm in the alleyway. I see a tiger. Don't go in the alleyway.

Don't go to the tiger. Okay, okay. I guess we're not going skydiving tomorrow. We've got to throw that out the window. Energetically, I do see that your energy is extremely positive. You're not a negative energy. Pure energy. Pure positive.

Intuition is definitely heightened. You do sometimes follow your intuition, but it does show me that you kind of neglect it at times. You kind of just go where your mind. want you to go, our heart, want you to go instead of what you feel energetically. Right on the money.

Right on the money. Pretty good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. Connection. Yeah.

Within your aura. It's a pure connection. Absolutely. Yeah. It's like, it's like, you know what I mean, HD. It's 4K. It's 4K.

Is his aura yellow by any chance? There's different, there's different oras with colors in his aura. It's really yellow, though. What's a dominant color in his aura? Or, yeah. Well, right now, right now I'm seeing a lot pastel colors. Oh, I love pastel.

Yeah. Am I Alphor or beta? Yeah, pull that card. Look at my face right now. I do see that you definitely do take control of the room at time. I take control of life. Yeah. You do. Yeah. So going forward, energetically positive energy, you do surround yourself with positive beings as well, but there is some... I don't know. I don't know. Just let her finish. There is some negative energies around you that don't truly have faith in your visions or in your perspective of life.

You. Right there. Take a look. She lives with them and all she does is she's rude to him. And she's constantly like, you'll never amount to anything. Yeah, yeah. If you look at time, okay, at my bedroom, right, there's a long string of cat hairball. How is that my fault?

That's your. That's negative. I think you put it there. Is that to look like cat? He's right. That looks like it comes from your throat. Okay, okay. All right.

Let her finish. Okay. So, yeah, there is negative energy around you that doesn't really have full, I guess, on the same path as you or same vision as you. Their courage are basically, and your energy spirit is saying to kind of just keep pulling through and keep following what it is that you believe in, what it is that you desire in your life. Yes. There's no failure. There's only upward growth. told you.

So in your energy. Okay. Your chakras look good. Yeah. Like I said, aura looks good. There's good pastel bright colors. I'm seeing oranges,

yellows for sure. There is some vibrance like fuchsia colors, pink colored, reds. Any black? No. Damn it. No. I love black people.

It's not what the cards say. No. And then when we go into, it wants to pull up in your career. financial area. Is that okay? Yeah. Let's got to pull it up. Okay.

So when it looks into that area, there is no negative, like, connection coming through, but it does show problematic. Things that you're trying to pursue, investments that you're trying to make. It does seem like it's being prolonged. Now, I don't understand completely what's going on. He's got a business manager who's 104 years old. Is that say that he's stealing from him? Does that say anything about that in there?

Is he being taken from him? from? It does show me that you're being taking advantage of in business matters. That's not. No, it's, right? Who? No, this is not us. It's not severe. It's not severe. It's not severe. It's not life-threatening. Could it be that someone in his, in his world is, is taken advantage of him financially that he gives money to, like friends? Like, if he gives Carlos money, is that what you're saying? He's taking no. No. No, I don't see Carlos. I'm not saying you. I'm just asking the world. Yeah. Well, what's basically going on in your financial. Basically it what you're saying, my career is not great.

No, it's not. I'm not going to be Ken Jong. No, I do see positive things. Do you know who Kenjong is? No. And she knows who you are. Yeah, because she's here. Well. To be quite honest, I really didn't know who Bobby Lee was before I got the phone call.

You don't know who either of us are? No. That's great. Well, that makes it better than cards. Huh? In terms of comedy, who do you know? Nobody. She doesn't like stand-up.

She's from L.A. I don't follow any, like, YouTube, podcast. It's anything like that. This is a waste of most people's time. We're very popular. No, we're not. Well, that's great. We're very popular.

We're not. I'm very busy. Okay. Not into YouTubers. Yeah. Neither. We don't like us either. Don't.

I'll be honest, my husband loves podcast. Okay. Loves YouTube channels. Okay, good. You have a husband? I do. I do. Okay.

So all these cards were alive. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so what it's showing financially and within your career path is that there's no major problems, but there is, um, like, like pushback, like negative pushback. Think that you're trying to drive towards in this remaining year and in the upcoming year is that there's a little bit of back

back spacing instead of... My special is going to be a bomb. Yes. That's not what she's saying that. I'm doing a special for Hulu. It's going to be a bomb. I'm going to cancel it. Don't cancel it.

No, I'm canceling it. I'm not doing the special now. She's saying you are delaying the thing. No, no, that's what she's saying. That is what she said. No, no, no. This is what she's... I'm going to put the special out

and the audience is going to go, no! Push back. Push back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. We like Cheeseburger. You're special on Netflix. And White Noise.

We want white noise. We don't want finally. Yeah. Okay. But for the most part, when it comes down to the taking advantage of thing, there seems to be like there is some sort of person or some sort of energy that kind of

doesn't give you the correct answers that you're looking for or doesn't give you exactly. My manager. It feels like they're just like prolonging you and kind of stringing you along in a sense. It's my agent, CAA. I've said this so many times. Oh my God, they're prolonging it.

Now let me be honest, I did plant that card for her to read that. I needed that to come out. But, you know, energetically, you have leadership and your energy. I'm a leader. And you're meant to. I'm like Andrew Yang. Yeah, you're meant to succeed within your professions. I'm sexy.

No, succeed. Succeed within your. And sexy, though. Sure. Okay, okay. Absolutely. All right. But there's definitely some revisioning or reassessing that you might need to do in the next year.

I'm going to fire my agents right now. Right in front of you, man. Shit. What? Should I call Abby? Give her letter to finish. All right. You do the whole deck on him, right?

No. Okay. We go as far as we can onto the card, start repeating himself. And then if you have any questions, we go from there. Okay. Okay. Sorry. So, but when it comes down to finance, you're still are still growing.

there is no necessarily any issue or blockage in money circulating around you. Yeah, so you're cool there. That's fine. There's definitely a lot of creativity within your energy, and there's more creativity opportunities in the next year. So something that you've been waiting for for a long time seems to be coming up. I'm the Korean Luigi Mangione. Yeah, okay.

So there's something that you've been waiting for for a long time that seems to be coming up to surface around. To me, it looks like July of next year. So in this summer. What's happening in July? Oh, we don't know. There's an opportunity that you've been waiting for for a long time. Coachella.

We're going to Coachella, right? We're supposed to. I was thinking that's early. What? April? Well, they should move it. You know we were invited to Coachella? Backstage.

Not you. Not you. Not what that's fucking attitude. Deber? No. I'll tell you why. She just talked about negative energy. That's not me.

That's not me. Stop vomiting in front of the. my fucking bedroom door. You live in his house and you create negative. Okay. Is there love in there by chance? So we are going to get into love. Love, love, love.

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See the love Is it gay love? No No but you do have attractions from male energy For sure I do see that in your energy In your surrounding

Can you explain that please? Clip it Can you explain that please It just shows me that there's energies From the opposite sex That are interested in you Oh interesting to me Yeah

Yeah yeah I don't see you Pursuing them Is that is the energy a red energy no no told you I don't want to fuck you

please it shows that you're begging for guy energy okay but when it comes down to attractions there's a lot of attractions around you and some are very

not pure not positive energies energies that kind of just they're not pure but are they hot sure they seem like you're attracted to them as well

yeah so I do feel there being a lot different attractions coming from different energies, female energies, but a lot, like I said, a lot of those energies don't feel positive or good for commitment or long-term investments in love. Oh, my God. But when it comes down to love, your heart is still placed in your past.

So. That one hit like a fucking dagger. Energy from your past. Now, usually when I do. What do you think of white people doing Asian accents? I think it's really funny. Thank you. When your best friend is Asia.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure. But what I do see is that, well, before I go forward, usually when I see someone stuck in their past, I would tell them that it's probably better to just keep moving forward, right? Well, for some reason, your soul is tied.

So spiritually soul-tied. There's a lot of investment, energetically, and stuff like that. But there's not just one soul tie. You have two connections in your past. It's not me. So there's two connections in my past. Yeah. And so, okay.

Wow. Yeah. And I think ultimately that might be holding you back from finding yourself committed in other relationships or even with the people that you was with before. Wow. Wow. That is awesome. That's wild.

That's wild. Yeah. Is that it? No. There's more? Mm-hmm. Okay. But I do feel like you're definitely meant to find happiness.

I do see there being a lot of different energies coming in and out, a lot of dating, a lot of socializing, a lot of exploring, which is great. But you need to find your heart. Okay? That's what you need to find. But the problem is, where is the heart? That's right here. I know in the human body where it is. Yeah. What I'm saying is that I'm got to, when you say I have to find my heart, is it the one or my own heart?

Well, both. There's self-neglect, for sure. You have a lot of hidden- I got rid of porn. That's good. Yeah, yeah. You just told me you watched it the other day. I don't know. I slipped. Well, it's showing me that. No, I watched the video game. Same thing. No, it's not.

It's pornographic. They showed a titty in a video game. I jerked off to it. How's that? Is that porn? I mean... Show that in the cards. All right, go ahead. Let her finish.

But when it comes down to, like, where the heart is and all that, there's trauma tied to your heart. So there's definitely trauma. My dad. And you have, like, this stubborn energy towards giving yourself completely in a relationship, like, loving someone entirely in a relationship. So you have, like, this wall. Big wall. Of China. The biggest wall.

of China. The biggest well of China. But when it comes down to finding true love and true happiness where you can settle down and have a family and all that. True love will find you in the end. It will. It will. But I feel like you still have some searching. We can say soul searching. But that's probably. Yeah. Probably for like another two years. Two more years to you. Wait, wait, two more years until I find somebody, I'll be 56. So? So what? Age is just a number. thought I was 50. How old would she be?

Huh? How old would she be? Younger, yeah, yeah, yeah. 56. Oh, the girl he's going to meet won't be 56? No. I'd like that. Yeah, yeah.

Younger. Younger. Yeah. A good amount of years. Wow. It feels like your twin flame is here, and I feel like you have connected with that flame. Oh, so I've met this flame before.

I'm right here. From what I see, yeah. I'm right here. And I am younger. But you look older. I do. I do. That's the problem.

Yeah. Trust me. But what are your questions? Oh, I don't really have any questions. I mean, I, um, I mean, the two sole thing I'm trying to think, but I don't know. But maybe she's saying maybe it'll come to you. Yeah, maybe it'll come to me later. I'm so fascinated.

I've had one great love in my life. Okay. Yeah. Do you want to talk about it? What's her aunt? You know what I mean? And I, I, I went out with her. We lived together for 10 years.

Okay. It didn't work out, but she's still a great love of mine. Good piece of the life. She's still a piece of his life of everyone's life. Everyone's lives in this room, you know. She lives at his home, so her niece lives in his house.

So you're still very connected. Oh, God. A pure connection. Yeah. And if you weren't married, we'd have a connection. No, you wouldn't. You're not her style. I'm just totally kidding.

She likes the yugs. I'm not yuggy enough. Yeah. You're not a yug. Yeah. I'm so scared of this thing, but I'm glad it went well. Yeah.

Well, we're going to do you next. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it scares me. I've never had this done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does it say anything about being generous with his, you know, peers and enriching his life that way? Oh, you give a lot.

Did you understand a word he said? Yeah. Okay. But, yeah, you definitely give out to others. Energetically, you put a lot of energy out. You try to give. I'm like Mother Teresa. But there is a little bit of stubborn energy.

Like, you want to know exactly for what, for what. for why. What is it going to do for you? Is it going to... What is it going to do for you? That's not why! Yeah! No, I told you about the homeless man.

The one that you accidentally hit with your car? No, not that one. Yeah, he died. Okay, no. One time there was... Anyway, I don't want to get into it, but I... No, I secretly give money. I know, buddy.

I'm teasing. Okay. She doesn't know that. But money is not... It's like, even advice, giving, helping others with whatever their permissions... Not permissions, but whatever they're... encounters want they want to do with our life you're like it's like you kind of stand off a little bit

you're like wait a minute I need to know the details and how am I going to like am I going to succeed from this as well do I get any credit for this that sounds right I don't think it does okay it's wrong but it sounds right and it may not be in every situation but in some situations you get a little bit of standoff but you do people that you do care about and you want to succeed you definitely help them as much as you can thank you that is that is true he's he's He's extremely generous, both financially and as a friend. Yeah. He's extremely generous.

You also do a lot of, like, therapy work on your own. He does. I do. Yeah, not an actual therapist, but you are to your friends. No, but I have therapist. That's great. Every Thursday is at four. Awesome.

Yeah, she sounds, it's in the cards. Yeah, you need that. Everyone needs that. You need it. I do. I do. I love it. Don't be mean?

Because she's married. Because she's married. Yeah, but she's got a little combative. Okay. You know what I mean? Like, you need it. No, everyone needs that. It's that you need that.

Yeah, yeah, I've got to fight against it sometimes because of the war, that old Yugoslavian war. Was there a war there? I don't know. I have no idea. She's from Santa Monica. You have no idea about your people. It's not a country anymore.

Tell me everything about Korea. You know everything about Korea? Yeah. You're not from there. Samsung. Oh, right, that's one. You know what I mean? K-pop.

Old boy. Ashley, this has been amazing. The Yugoslavian war refers to a series of conflicts often called the Yugoslav wars that occurred in the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s. The country broke apart in independent states, the more you know.

I was in that war. Key conflicts include the 10-day war. We learned about that, the Croatian War of Independence, the Bosnian War, and the Kosovo War. Bosnia and Kosovo, George Bush, too. We remember. Interesting. Yeah. Learn something new every day.

You learned something new. God, that was amazing. Do you have the Internet? Hmm? Do you have chat GPT? I do. Don't use it. Okay.

All right. Is there more to it now? It's questions now. No, just questions? You can ask it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So two years. Will he ever be a father?

I don't see that. Wow. Can I be, yeah. No, really? Well, the thing about being a father, I mean, you already kind of are a father to people around. Yeah. That is very.

But I have a lot pulled out and I don't know what I mean. But the thing is that that's more of a question for a female's reading. Ah. Very potent. Yeah, interesting. What? So you could. You could definitely be a father, but I mean, it shows me father figure energy.

Right. It doesn't tell me how many kids you're going to have. Hashtag daddy. Hashtag Asian daddy. Hashtag Asian daddy. Please comment that everybody on his Instagram today. Hashtag Asian daddy. Okay, here's what I learned, okay?

Two years from now, I might meet, you know what I mean? No, no, no. You will meet. I will meet the love of my life, okay? I'm going to live up until my 80s. Late 80s, she said. Late 80s? Late 80s?

It's very possible. Very possible. So that's a win. W. Yeah, yeah. Like somebody's in bed. embezzling from me. So I'm going to try to figure that out.

Can I be honest? How many years have I been saying that to this? Literally, how many years have I been like? Somebody's embezzling. You're getting robbed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what else? And that you still are tied to the past.

Yeah, the past. And there's two, but I don't know who that might be. But there's something I figured out. There's one that is more like recent, right? But then there's one that's going to be way, way, long, long time ago. Yeah, and it feels like in your teenager years.

Oh, maybe, yeah, yeah, I know who it is then. Do you do? Yeah. Who is it? I can't tell you. Oh, that's why. Yeah, there is one. I strongly believe that that first relationship

has caused a lot of different ways. It was an unrequited love situation. She wasn't allowed to date Asians. Yeah, back then in this country, we had a rule. Okay. Yeah, I mean. We still have it, but people will disobey it, I'll tell you that. Yeah, because her stylings, you know what I mean?

In the sack is too. Yeah, no. Okay. Cut that out. Yeah. So no, what I'm saying is there was a girl that I had a huge two, three year crush on. It was, and I could never tell her. I was in love with her.

Well, I hung up with her every day. She knows. Yeah. And then she married somebody else, you know what I mean? But it broke my heart. And it could, because of business before I did stand up, so I had no confidence. Yeah. So I couldn't say anything.

but I still feel those things and you know what I mean? Yeah. And also I'll be honest with you Kalila, but that's the only time I felt those feelings. Right. You know what I mean?

And it's like, I know that I can access those feelings, you know what I mean? But because of, I think that particular incident, you know what I mean, it closed my heart. You know what I mean? And then I opened it up for Kalila

and then devastation. And Kalila is your aunt? Yeah, yeah. Do you feel like, a little bit still very much so tied in a romantic way no that's good but your energy doesn't say that and it and if it's love it's love you care about this person well I you know how dare you no no no I get defense I get defensive leave the yug alone I can't believe youks come in here all that's no what I'm saying is is that

No, what I'm just going to say to you is this, is that, you know, what I love, I love, here's the thing, I'm super loyal. Yeah. Okay. That's true. And, and, and, but to gain my loyalty, it takes a while. Long time. Yeah. But once it happens, I'm your guy forever.

Okay. And so when people are my people forever, that'll never change. That's right. You know what I mean? So, you know, with this person that you're talking about, you know, we talked today and we, you know, I saw her yesterday. I mean, we still, there's, you know what I mean? You know, her, you know, stupid fucking niece lives in my fucking, too much. Be nice.

Yeah, yeah. This lovely little, yeah, yeah. But, so, yeah, I mean, when I love, I love. But anyway, can we do Andrew or no? We don't have to do me. What, listen. I'm a little scared. Yeah, you have to do it.

You have to do it. I've never had one of these. I still have stuff to tell you about you. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. So, you talked about confidence, and spirit right away started going crazy within your energy, that there's confidence when you do your work. but in your normal life adventures and stuff that you do,

there seems to be lack of confidence there and questionable areas. Yeah, because I, okay, I think she's right. Yeah. So there's some self, self work that needs to happen with confidence building outside of work. Because here it's like a, okay, let's go. Because when I'm at home, she's here, I'm a piece of shot, kill myself. Don't say that. No, but I do.

I'll just mope around. It's like, why I even live? Why even live? You like those chairs? Yeah. Yeah, very, very Eastern European. I love them. We got them made in Yugoslavia.

I love them. Yeah. There are chairs from my people. Well, that one's from Bosnia. That's from Herzegovia. Yeah. Come on. So, yeah, so confidence building.

I definitely see it needed outside of work. You put on a different persona in different, in front of different people. Yeah, I'm a changeling. He often will do black scent in front of black people. Oh, okay. What's so, man? See, he does that. What's up, dog?

Like, dude, you got to stop. Yeah. Raise the roof, dog. Yeah, and they don't say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stress is very normal. Give me the loot. Give me the loot.

Give me the loot. They do say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your stress levels are pretty normal for this common day and age, but it does feel like your stress sometimes gets the best of you, and it puts you in a negative place emotionally. Oops. I don't know why I just did that.

He's getting stressed. He's getting stressed. He'll kick a shoe. I struck doing my check window, dude. I guess I started going to throw. Yeah. And then there's trauma. Oh, you want to talk about that?

There's trauma. Trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma to me, and who caused it? It seems like a number, a lot of people. Oh, my God. Thank you. There's a lot. You've caused trauma. No, I haven't.

Yeah, yeah. I've only helped you. I feel like there's trauma from a long, long time ago that you still haven't resolved. That's right. Yeah. Energetically, if anything. You've got to find that kid wherever. he is, whatever grocery stories work.

London was traumatic. London was, but she said it was a long, long time. So it definitely feels like it's somewhere within your 20s. 20s. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So trauma, but, I mean, you're still doing well. I still see many opportunities for you in your life, positive, and both negative.

Life comes with both negative and positive. So it's fine. You work your way out of most scenarios, which is great. but just kind of pay attention to what's happening in your work life with that kind of don't let your energy get prolonged anymore kind of if you want something go and get it and then with the energy that I feel taking advantage of you in a negative way that one you need to kind of seek out because it is kind of not allowing you to reach your highest goal but you've done well for yourself thank you so much who's smarter you both are definitely very wise yeah but the car is What do they really say? It shows me that you have, well, it doesn't show up in the cars, but it shows up in your energy

that you have strategies. Ah. Like I'm playing chess and he's playing checkers? Maybe. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop. You, you. Check it out, check it out. You, you.

I have no strategy? I mean, we're not doing your reading anymore. I can't really look into it. Okay. Energetically, what? You go with a flow. Yeah She said that

It feels Yeah like you kind of like Like a surfer You don't really follow your intuition A dolphin She did say you follow your intuition I'm a dolphin Yeah

You need to start getting in touch With what it is you feel If we were animals Does it say anything about Like what kind of animal energy That we have? If you were to guess What kind of animal would I be?

You'd be a tiger Remember? Yeah What would I be? Yeah Oh no Oh no It's an orangutan

No It's an orangutan No What is it? What is it? I don't know I can't base off It's a beaver.

It's a beaver. A platypus. I have beaver teeth. Yeah, yeah. It's beaver. Yeah. Fuck. Well, she said it.

That's fine. I'll stick to it. Beaver. Well, that's great. So how do people hire you? How? So they can find me. If you're in the Los Angeles area.

I'm in Burbank. I run out of the, I own the House of Terror in Burbank. And people can find me through my website, the house of taro.com. That's you? Yeah, that's me. Wow. Mm-hmm. Gosh, you did a great job.

Great job. We found our inner truth and a right path for today. So if you want to get this and you're in the L.A. area, thank you so much. What a birthday gift that you just got. Thank you so much.

Yeah. And that cleans the energy. I'm going to say something in Korea. Thank you. He said, please drive safe. Thank you. All right, good. Thank you, Ashley.

Thank you so much, Ashley. Give a round of applause. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Honestly, I will say, it's probably one of the best birthdays you've ever had.

It's joyous. It's beautiful. beautiful and I'm content. You feel good? I feel pretty good. You're going to keep your glasses? I'm going to keep the glasses I really like them. Wait, you see the gift I got you tomorrow night.

Really? And you got me this expensive water. Expensive water. You love fancy water. You love fancy water? You're going to take that home or share with your crew? No, take it home. Smart. Yeah, yeah. Smart.

Very excited. Thank you so much. And, you know, um... Give a heartfelt to goodbye to the fans for how, you know, how much they've been there for you and what they mean to you on your birthday. Well, I have to say in general, what I have to say in general is that, and I want to be real, will you stop the gong? Sorry, sorry about that.

Stop the fucking gonged. No, I just figured just for a second. Yeah, you've been gonging all night, dude. I apologize. All right. I have to say that, um, okay, in the, okay, keep, I'll do it over the gong. I, I, I, in my 50s have been, my 50s have been, um, the best years of my life. I want you to be serious.

Yeah. I'll stop. Okay. And it really has been And I've had a lot Start it over I had to do with the little one Start it over

It's so fun to hit I know I think it's your OCD Can we keep it? Can we keep it? That wasn't on the cards All right tell me Be honest, be honest, go

Your 50s have been Have been turbulent To say the least But positive There's a lot of negative But also so much good But I live through them Yeah, a lot of dark, a lot of light

But I've grown a lot And ultimately I'm just Like when I was at the Stardue Valley Sitting there watching And just looking at the beautiful sky And just being in the moment Why'd you rub your eyebrow like that? I had an itch, man, don't stop

You were saying something nice But this is like a face gong You don't do face gongs Your fucking face looks like a gong of all faces. Because it's flat? Well, go. Turbulent, but you got through it.

And when you're sitting at Stardue Valley, looking up at the sky. And just listen to this beautiful music, and I was just like, it does not get better than this. It doesn't. You mean your life as a whole? Yeah.

I mean, I had nice seats. But no, you know what I mean? Ultimately, it just doesn't get better. Life is really good. Yeah, it's exciting. I um yeah it's been good you know life has been very good to you so far it was a rough beginning I mean my the first 22 23 not 22 53 years old 51 52 52 53 were a rough years the first 53 were rough yeah 50 but 50 51 50 49 49 50 50 50 50 but right now you feel good

I think I feel like I'm out of the woods a little bit me too do you I feel like you're out of the woods yeah I feel like I kind of got out of the woods and I'm looking around and I'm looking in them yeah yeah you should get back in the woods but I really do and I feel stronger just even my character you know like criticism and you know things I can take

better you know what I mean and I also I can throw things away in my mind you know what I mean like negative thoughts right yeah And, no, I mean, I have the best job in the world. All my dreams have come true. And it sounds cheesy, but. It's not. Yeah.

And I, you know, you've been a dear friend. And, you know, if you just get, let's get rid of this house smell. You know, and then we're good. And then we're good. Yeah, but I do love you. I love you. Okay. So hard to.

say i know i honestly say it honestly you're like a daughter of mine and i i just there is a deep i'll do anything for you i love you too okay good yeah yeah and i love everyone in this room mcone you know we're trying i love yeah i love yeah i love you know i mean and um there's a lot of love carlos he's up he's sick is he really he had he didn't eat all day what's wrong he almost passed out with the taro girl was i didn't feel good so i switch a mccone he eats you know he eats every, like, once a day. I post-mated nuggets during the fortune teller. Oh, okay.

You feel better? A little better, yeah. Yeah, nothing says a good pick-me-up for your health like chicken nuggets. Yeah. You ordered, how many nuggets did you order? Ten. That's not enough. Ten's not enough.

You ate once. That's your only time eating a meal? Yeah. Get to 20, man. I only had a bagel all day. Buddy, you've only been up for about six hours. That's true. He's been up since 9 a.m.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, um... Speech was, the speech was... What a great, what a great. And what a great birthday. And it's not over. Yeah, tomorrow. Well, I'm just curious to see what happens.

Me too. Don't skip over me. What about you? He's just giving love to everyone. Anyway. Tell the poor you love him. Yeah. Andreas.

Andres. There you are. Andres. That's it. Yeah. Thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah. Woo.

Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Woo. Yeah. Yeah. Ooh.

Woo. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah.