Bad Friends - Bobby's Beatbox & Night Leaking w/ Rick Glassman

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

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Hey, we're going back on tour. We're going back on tour in the fall. We're going to be on the tour in the fall. We're going to Rochester, New York. Then we're going to Northfield, which is Cleveland. We're going to Homestead, which is basically Pittsburgh. Then we're doing two shows there. Boston Mass.

Boston, Massachusetts, Washington, DC. Denver, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Chicago, Illinois, Minneapolis, and Madison. Madison, Wisconsin. So go to badfriendspod.com for those tickets. Bad friends pod badfriends pod.com Jesse has a couple of shows coming up. Go ahead. I got Wednesday, July 12. I'm at the Irvine Improv and bringing some friends to open the show and Friday, July or Saturday, July 15th. I'm in Bakersfield. I'm new to this. That's okay. You're doing fine all the ticket links are on my website Jessica Johnson.com. You'll see some Salt Lake City and Vegas and Austin on there too. Go check her out. Thank you guys How is the Hawaii dude? I know so much how a bonga do how a bonga a low-ha

Mahalo to you my friend a low-ha Mahalo to the bad friends fans the first part of the tour is done Thank you so much for coming out on the first part of the tour. Yeah, we really appreciate it. It was amazing It was incredible. Did you have fun? It changed my life In what way? Well, why know who my friends are That's fact not him not yeah, yeah, that's not true. That's not true. What do you block me all the time? Oh my that girl live? So quick. No, this girl lied and said she didn't, she was single, then she shows up with her husband. Oh my God.

That's the crazy thing. Oh, wait, I need to tell you a story that this is about, that this is about. Well, I'm at the event yesterday in Vegas. Uh-huh. And a woman comes up to me and says, oh man, we're such huge bad friend fan me and my husband. Hey, he waves. I said, Hi, what's up? She go, what, how do you wave? Hey, he waves. Oh, like that. Okay. Yeah. And he goes, uh, we went to Philly at the Met and you guys came out here for the tournament. He said, Yeah, we loved it was so incredible. And then he goes ask him, ask him. And I was like, what? And she goes, the girl that said

her husband died It's an emboating ax. She brought this up and I said yeah, she goes she was a plant wasn't she I said no We don't have any plants at our show. No, there's no such thing. There's no greenery. What do we plant no plants? No plants? No plants that's it's reason stuff. Yeah, she wants to know if there's foliage She was like you guys plant her I said we've never done that anyone this from the audience that gets on that part of the fully hidden. She was like, you guys planned her. I said, we've never done that. Anyone that's from the audience that gets on a part of the show, it's organic. She goes, no way. You guys did that.

I said, lady, not only did we not plan her, she was a liar. Her husband was a liar. A liar. She said he died. We believed it. Yeah, we had a moment of silence on stage, I think. Well, then we were like, dude, dude, because he died in a boating house.

I was. We did make a lot of boat jokes. We did make a lot of boat jokes. We did made a lot of very good ones. But she got me. She goes backstage and she was just kind of, I mean, if you're listening, hi, but it was a little weird back then. It was clever of her. Yeah. She tricked us. She, but she booze. We brought them all back her and her three friends backstage. I think I got a little weird. I got mad. I think I got mad. Well, because you felt duped. You thought her husband really did. I don't like duped.

You were not a duped guy. Yeah. Nobody better duped Bobby from now on. Speaking of someone like Duped. Like Duped. I was there during Pearl Harbor. That's a big duped. And I was sleeping.

No, my cousin. My cousin's in the US Navy, does. That's right. Right. I was sleeping in his bunk. We're at the second bunk, man. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's right. That's right. Right. I was sleeping in his bunk. We're at the second bunk, man. Yeah, sorry. You know, I mean, that's what the sour inside Yeah, that's right

Because you know, I back then had an accent right of course What what right and Explosions that's in that my cousin died my point is is that was trickery too. That was bamboozlement Yeah, I don't like it. I got laid that night too. Whoa. During Pearl Harbor? No, the night that lady lied in the green room. Yeah, because that's what you do.

No, no, no, no, it wasn't. It wasn't. You grabbed me the liars. First of all, let me say something right now. Okay, I'm not looking for anything right now. By the way, you're good. You're good the way you are. I'm good the way I am and the way life is.

That's right. But my point is that I know your heart and it's dark No, I was such a good friend to you the whole tour that you're not that's insane I had your back. I bought you elf bars jewel pods Yeah, I forgot your friend. This is such a 22nd century friend. I bought elf bars jewel pods But so thanks for those. But let me think about it. And then I got closer to you and Jesse, that was good.

Yeah, the school. Yeah, and you got a face tattoo. No, it's a star face. It's like for a pimple I put it on there, but it's the pride one. Why? Just are you trolling? You know, this is called gaying and they don't like it. Really?

Yeah. Yeah, no. And the gay community, I think that's a very... No, no, no, no. I just support... Get skin colored next time. Yeah. Okay, well, you don't believe in the...

No, I'm not taking it all the kind of things you say about the... The LGBTQ... What do I say about them? What do I say about them? What do I say about them? Other than... I don't know. I just want them.

I just want them. I just want them. I just want them to troll the one hell. What do you mean? Oh my God, that's so easy. You said that. No, on the bus, you said they don't belong in the same schools as us. I did not mean you, but you did. You were the one that said that, man. You're right, you're right. You know what, you're right.

I got to say, I do that. I gotta tell you though. Yeah. And all gay school would be very fun to visit. Oh, I would look, I would have gone. Oh my God, would they get any work done? I don't think so. Nothing would get taught.

Yeah, yeah, nothing. It would just be just fucking and partying. Yeah, you know, you know, you don't use white out. You just come. It was just good. Yeah, you're gay bathing. It's actually, it's actually, I never said that by the way, everyone listening, I love the gaze. I love the LGBT and the other letters that are, I know you get along clearly. Bobby has never said that they should be in different schools. That's how to say that. That's just, he said they should have different water fountains,

but that's, I understand what he's saying. What's that? I think white people should have their own too. In Asian should have the art. And the Asian one will be fucking cleaner and it would have like other things that it does, like the toilets. It's a little soy sauce dispenser.

You know, we already have, why would have soy sauce in the fucking water? You guys always have rice on your person. You always have rice on your person. We'd have another fucking fountain for rice. No, no, I want to get two birds at once. Yeah. By the way, we do have, we do have Asian water fountains

and white water fountains already. When you look up school water fountains, there's always one at regular height because always one at a picker. Those are for the little people, dude. That's you, man. No, that's not for me. Those are made for Asians. You can't tell me those are made for it.. Those are for the little people, dude. That's you, man. No, that's not for me. Those are made for Asians.

You can't tell me those are made for, there's not that many little people. Yeah. No, those way more Asians. There's billions of you guys. Yeah, there are. They built that for you. You can buy one.

Yeah, you can buy one, though, too. Okay. Can we have one of those inside of the office? You know what they should have, then? Huh. A one like on the roof for like giganticism. Like giganticism. We should just do it for every size.

You know what I mean? So he looked at our, that's for me and for you. the roof for like giganticism. We should just do it for every size. You know, he looked at our for that. That's for me and for you. You know, that is me and you. I'm 100% yeah. And can I say so we peed one time in a fucking bathroom together. And I I took the little one. Yeah, and you giggled. I did.

What a piece of shit. But also I can see over the divider. So I can see when you I can see your little penis and the in the not little penis regular penis. What's that? What's that? What are you doing? What is that? What are you doing? What is that?

What are you doing? It's a kid with gigantic. That's what a kid looks like with giganticism. Oh no. Oh no. Carlos. Carlos. Carlos, why would you start that?

Thank God. Carlos, why do you start that? If you ever have a baby, it's gonna come out all fucked up. Yeah, 100%. It's gonna have a hand here. It's gonna be just the foot's gonna be gigantic and the hand's gonna be midget.

You're totally osus. It's gonna be a whole thing. And a progerian, all that. You're all that, you're done dude. You're gonna ever have a baby dude. First of all, you're evil dude. You're an evil boy who gave it. And I'm evil because I love every time

he puts out a fucked up. I know I love it So not good. You know what a girl said to me actually this bothered me a lot I've never seen it either God bless you very nice. Thank you. You're earning some points Girl said to me. I should be repulsed by Carlos. Yeah, but I'm oddly attracted to him. A random girl said that to me. Yeah, we would know.

Yeah. In Vegas, no girls, I should be repulsed. She I love bad friends. I said, thank you. She said, I should be repulsed by Carlos. Verbatim. She goes, but I'm oddly attracted to him. And I said, what is it? And she goes, I think because he's like an honest little grimy weirdo.

Mm. And I that was such a great phrase. An honest little grimy weirdo. Mm. And that was such a great phrase. An honest little grimy weirdo. That's what the liar girl, she said I was Bobby's sneaky little friend. And I'm like, oh, that's a great way to describe me. What, you're not sneaky. You're grimy. Mm.

Okay. Yeah, you're grimy. With a little sneak. With a hint of sneak. Little babe sneak. You know what I'm with you? I did something grimy a couple weeks ago. Give it. Tell us more. I went to a milking table What do you mean you use what we wait no I

Like clockwork orange one of those bars. No, no, no, no, like not like the milk. I love the milk. No, no Not the hallucinogenic milk. No, I went to this. It's like reverse massage Where you get on the table and there's a hole. We had one of these in the first season of Dave. We premiered, we had it on the show. I pull into the garage and he's getting milked. You put your cock through a table and they milk you from the bottom. Exactly.

I went to one of those. Wait a minute. You went to, there's a place that has these? No, it's just someone's apartment. I was going to say. But she's certified in milking, I guess. Wait, so how many people were getting milked? It was just me.

So wait, wait, wait, it's something that you met on an app? No, it was like through a website. A website, so it's a sexual thing. You paid. How much was it? It's cheaper than you'd think, because there's no sex. It was only 200. And then you put your penis to there,

and then what happens? And then she goes under and milks you, like you're cow or something. And you have to move. You don't. Do you have to move. You don't, do you have to, how funny would that be? You don't have to move, but she chooses her hands or her mouth. Although anything, but what did she use? Is there a pocket like a piece?

There was no pocket. Is there a spit bucket? Her mouth is the bucket. Wait, wait, wait, wait. She, so you stick your dick through the thing. She chures you out and when it comes out, she gets some protein. What the fuck is that on it?

Yeah, yeah. I don't think she might have a protein deficiency. She might have a deficiency. This might be a solution to her problem. Yeah, that's a good thing, man. I gotta tell you. Was she hot? No, she's underneath the milking table.

No, I thought she was attractive. She could have been hotter, but. You know why you thought she was attractive? Because she's one of you. It's one in the morning and she milked you. Yeah, exactly. P could milk me. I'd be like, she was attractive? Because she was one of you. Yeah. It's one in the morning and she milked you. Yeah, exactly. Wow. Pete could milk me.

I'd be like, she's all right. She's kind of hot. So you got milked, you paid $200. You say, thank you and go home or you chat. I actually, is there a chance I chat for a second. I'm like, oh, has the night going? Are you busy? Like, and I'm always like, get the fuck out of here.

Yeah. I'm always like, be safe. Like I can help it, you know, be safe. Yeah, like, you know, it's not even me. Like I'm a nice client, but you know, you don't know about the next guy. She's letting people into her house to be milked. So, where's the safety net? Well, I hope that she had, like if someone walks in and she gets a weird feeling that she's

like, sir, can you please leave? Weird feeling like a random guy that comes over to put his dick through a table and get milked. Yeah, but some are cool. Like I pass the test to be like, what would the test be? Is it riddle like golem? No, no, it's all energy. It's all energy. Oh, what's my energy like? You can get milked. Well, what about him? I'm not going to get I don't want to get milked.

Anyway, if you would, did he have the milk energy? No, I don't think he has milk energy. He has like undercover cop. That's what I would. I would. That right. Let me tell you something. I'm sorry. I would, I, that right. Let me tell you something to record a cop. Let me tell you something for us. You guys are fucking busted. No, you're seriously busted. I am a cop.

You're going to jail. Pete, put your fucking nose down. You're not going to jail. You're, you're his partner. Jeez. Yeah. Does he look like a cop cop? Yeah.

He looks like a cop cop. He looks more like a cop than I do. He looks like a long island cop. He's the guy at the station telling everyone where to go. I have a question though. Um, the still spatcher. When you, are you completely naked? Yeah. They say get comfortable sleeping. You know, and they, are you, I'm, because I don't get it.

When you're laying on the table, are you not, you're not hard at that point. I'm getting there because I'm so excited. I'm actually something when the milk, I don't know because I've never talked to a cow before, but when the cows are eating milk, I'm right here. Right. Well, you're, you wouldn't be milker your man. Are you a woman? Okay. Do they get, I mean, because it's a titty, right?

So you think it aroused, you actually? Yeah, it's a little aroused, like that feels good, you think? Yeah. There's gotta be some payoff for them. Yeah, yeah. That's kinda how nature works. There's gotta be a feeling of it.

Depends on how built up the milk is in the teeth of the cow the pleasure is more relief of being milk Yeah, so and it's like when you take a piss when you're like, oh that kind of sexual Yeah, but but sometimes taking a piss feels like sex. It's incredible. Yeah When you have to piss real bad and you let one rip in the morning and you're like my god It's just it feels like you you you did something you completed a task. I He I just feel really good when I take my first piss in the morning I feel incredible and look in the mirror. Yeah. Can you stare in the mirror red after you pee and you know it's so nice. You ever have pee contemplations at four in the morning?

If I should get up and pee or just piss the bed. No, I've had you wake up and you go I think I have the pee. I'm so tired. Oh yeah. And then you have that little contemplation like I think I have the peep. I'm so tired. Oh, yeah. And then you have that little contemplation. Like, should I go now, but I end up always going. I go. Have you ever had one where you, where you feel like you're peeing in your dream and it wakes you up and it's like last second, you got to go. Otherwise, it's coming out. I've never had that. Oh, yeah. I've had that multiple times where it's about to come out my dream. I'm pissing in my dream and my body's like, get up, get up. Yeah. You know, I have one time in my dream the other week. I spit and it woke me up and I had spit on my pillow.

Oh, really? Yeah, night spits is night spitting a thing because I I've had it multiple times now. Oh, so so while you looked that up, what's the deal? I got a massage. Of course I get naked every time. Druling in your sleep isn't uncommon. Not a sign of health problems.

Sometimes people produce saliva. They can swallow. Yeah, I guess sleep apnea. That's what I got. I want to know what you were drinking about when you spit. It's got to be a scenario. I was looking at a picture of you. You spit on that, John. No, it's a headshot of me. You know what I think it was. I think I was in the dream. I was like had a chewing or something and I was spitting in my drink. Like we were walking and spitting and talking. So do you get naked

in a massage? Or are you leaving underwear on? Well, I mean, if it's a guy, I never have a guy, I always have a woman. Well, then I don't get completely naked. You don't, I do, you do. What's a guy? With a girl, when you have a female masseuse and they say get dressed down to your comfort level,

do you not get naked? If it's at the gym, no. If it's at a massage place. Oh, I've never been to a real massage place. Like Berk Williams. Berk, dude, yes, pause. This guy never been to a massage place. Well, I have been to a milking apartment

and you've never been to a massage place. Well, I at the gym. In your 39 years of life, how old do you now? 36. 36. Ooh, 36 years. You've literally never went to a professional massage parlor. No, only at Equinox.

Have I done it? Yeah, but that's a spa. That's a spa. That's the same thing. Yeah, you paid. Yeah. Okay. Who knows what this guy?

Yeah, but of course I paid. Okay. But is it a private room or is it amongst all the gym equipment? I don't know. I never been there. No, no, it's a private room. Yeah, it's a spa. I didn't know I've never got. I don't think I never been there. No, no, it's a private room. Yeah, it's a good spot. I didn't know.

I never got, I don't think I got completely naked. Pete, what do you do? I just, just boxers. I don't get completely naked. I get naked every time. Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. Is it?

Yeah. Wait, really? Because they go take all your clothes off. They say dress down to your comfort level. And that's your comfort level. I love, I sleep naked. I love being naked. I sleep naked. I love being naked.

You sleep naked. Yeah, everything is insane. Why? You see, all the liquids that come out, what are you talking about? Nothing should come out at night. Okay, you have two holes down there. One, two. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there's seven all together. Yeah, there's one. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Yeah, there's seven all together. Chicks four five six seven. Yeah, they're seven all the chicks have 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but what liquids coming out? Well, those are the two holes they have the out of all the liquids that can come out of your body. Those are the two, you know, I mean, forbidden holes. I know, but what comes out at night? I don't leak at night. You leak at night.

You can fart, you spray things. You know, I just realized someone had asked me a friend of a friend who I really respect as much older was like, I gotta listen to your podcast. And now I'm like, shit, this is gonna be so much more sweet. Is a milking table and leaking at night. No, you don't leak at night.

Do you? What do you leak? Have you heard this? Have you heard this? Have you heard this? When you fart, right right and you could smell it Right, there's particles in the air. I move the blanket over when I fart. I know But I fart outside the bed. I literally will raise my ass up move the blanket

So there's particles on the side well, they're on the side of the bed by the dog. We're the dog It's okay. So for me, it's like I you know if you wear underwear or whatever in boxers The particles may stay in your underwear. No, they don't they don't I guess it doesn't make it look Do it show a fart show infrared fart going through boxers. They someone had you put this on And you don't have any pre-come that comes out Not look at watch, okay, look at that little booty booty. Whoa infrared fart turn Incredible By the way, this technology was developed for NASA

Yeah, and the military. And now we use it for this. This is what's great about the human race. Well, that's how the predator is 100 or people with the farts. Look, there's a little fart dog. Yeah. Poop. When you're dogfarts, did they look up at you?

Or did they not, they pretend like it never happened. When they fart? When the dogfarts. No, he just ignores it. Well, I was for them. They just ignore it She know she does a thing now where it used to be when she was young She would fart and then move about like it. It just didn't happen or she didn't really realize it but now she'll fart and then Look right up at me. Yeah, and I'll go what you just do and then she goes

A little breath like she knows he was a bad little bad duty booty. I was here with this girl a couple months ago and in the bed. I had you farted. I pumped in. When I pumped in, something pumped out. It was a pump in out. I've done. So I farted when I farted. You farted. Yeah. How you meant she farted? No, no, no, no, yeah, yeah. And I my mind when I thought you farted. Yeah, you meant she farted. No, no, no. Oh, yeah Yeah, and I and I my mind. I'm like, you know, do you acknowledge it? I did And I go like I said it like that. Sorry. Sorry

We in Canada. I don't know. I mean, that's how I say sorry. Sorry. And she didn't she couldn't like her eyes What like? Like you know, I mean like she couldn't like her eyes went like like like you know what I mean like she couldn't believe Her eyes went Yeah, yeah, like should I end it you know, I mean I want it done. No, I want it done. Yeah, would you have you done that? No, I've never farted while fucking no, will you pump will you pump in you pump out? But there's sometimes when you but there's sometimes when you take it out that it gives Oh fat you know, I mean yeah, but that's like that's them not us But there's sometimes when you take it out that it gets and it gets a little bit of that.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But that's like, that's them, not us. That's a, yeah. That's a, that's a trauma-queue. Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a pussy-queeping out of trauma. But that's what I said in that. When you get older, especially if you're in a relationship, like Pete knows, you have a big dinner, you're not fucking. When you're young, you can go out to eat, have a meal, have dessert, have coffee. You just go home and fuck. You get older or you're eating dinner,

I'm not, I'm not boning after. We eat a big meal. I'm gonna fart, she's gonna fart. You're gonna roll over and make, you know what, your stomach's gonna be growling. Oh, so you guys farting from each other? No, well, I mean, I do. She, she really rarely does.

She rarely farts in front of me. Do you poo? I mean, does she, does she, she doesn't poo since I met her? I know, but she, when she, did she close the door when she pooes? Yeah, I do. You don't close the door when you shit.

Well, I think that's a problem with Kalaina. We just kind of like, I took a, I would take a shower, watch you taking a shit. Absolutely not. Yeah, yeah. I think we, that's not good. I think we figured it out. What?

I think that was the problem. I think that was the problem. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you start doing things like that. It takes away from you. It's cool to be comfortable. But if you're in the shower when she's pooping, and vice versa, absolutely not.

Yeah. And do you want to be in the same bathroom? You have more than one bathroom. F3. Yeah, well, what the fuck are you doing in the same bathroom then? Yeah, that's true Okay, in the future and the next love of your life. Yeah, no, no, no no no farting even now you can find it so natural I know, but you've smelt mine. Yeah, they're bad. Hold on there's so bad. This guy wrecked the van twice He'd be asleep in the back of the van

You yeah and let it ride the worst smelling thing in life Second my fart what's number one? Carlos's breath okay, I got it. Yeah, I got it Then that's not true I don't look at me he did it We got to fight backstage a couple times about it You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not.

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You guys are like the most successful podcasts. They're like legit like 900 bucks. That's Gucci. What is $900? Have to be with nice. This is a they're from France. Oh, yeah Gucci. Yeah, those are Gucci from France. Yeah, it's it's the Let me say something telling you to do is my friend here. I want go ahead, baby. We're going. Yeah, we've been going I got a bud for my bud by the way. I don't care if your trans or not. Those are like that's a good beer. Yeah Let me let me pretend to be the CEO. Did you see him get interviewed about this? No, it's a very funny clip. Like ask me if I would do this campaign again, knowing them, know the knowledge I have now.

What's his name, do you know? I don't remember. Look up CEO of Bud Light who did that guy right there, that photo. What's his name? Brendan Woodworth. Excuse me, Mr. Whitworth, knowing what you know now, if you could go back and change the campaign that you did,

what would you do differently? I'm assuming Mr. Whitworth, knowing what you know now, if you could go back and change the campaign that you did, what would you do differently? Well, I'll tell you, you know, but we're gonna continue to listen to the fans and we're gonna listen to the consumers and we're gonna continue to strive to make some of the best beer that's ever been consumed on planet earth. That's what we're gonna keep doing.

All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm still a drinker. See what I mean? It worked. That scene though, that worked. If I did a movie, yeah, based on this guy, yeah, I would have a drinker. See what I mean it worked that scene though that worked if I did a movie. Yeah based on this guy Yeah, I would have kept that in that would have kept in would he be related to JG wet worth JG wet worth cur eight seven seven cash now I want it now you know what you just got himself a $40,000 ad for free at least

Rick um Bobby What up? Hi, I like your socks. Rick's about to leave the country tomorrow. What you going? I'll give you an impression. You'll figure it out right away. Uu, Zaba, Alaba, Zabugap, Jamaica.

There's London. Oh fuck. Jamaica. You gotta guess. What? Jumila, gajigabaa, ula. Show him You got a guess. What? Get you. Get you.

Oh, show. What you're making is Jamaican. Yeah, this would be Jamaican. Yeah, this is Jamaican. Oh, hello. Well, I'm Jamaican. Jamaican. Oh, yeah.

Baby boy. So you're going to love it tomorrow? No, no, no, I'm going to a few places going back home to Ohio to be with a family I'm gonna be going to New York and New Jersey You got some gigs set up. I don't have any gigs set up yet. No, I'm going to be with my lady But while I'm there, I'll do some gigs. Well, I have to say something You know me and Andrew been on the road. I've been seeing yeah, and And we do a lot of me greets and stuff. Very cool. Yeah.

And a lot of times we get to sign your cards. Tyso cards. I told you about that. I called you about that. My cards. They're your cards. Well, they're Tyso cards. You don't have any?

No, no, but they're your cards. We have two of them right up there sitting on our desk. Yeah, we do have it. Bob, he doesn't have a set. You brought more. I love this, Rick. Thank you. But my point is, is that in my mind, I'm like, oh,

This guy I think that you're really coming up in the in the world and people really are big fans of yours and Congratulations. Thank you. Honestly the amount of cars we signed of these So many so many people you know, I have to give a shout out then to the artist Scott Hepburn who is a marvelous Incredible. He does Marvel stuff. He does a lot of Marvel stuff and he does those. These are so cool, man. And people come up and say, Bobby, you suggested to be towed, so I hope you're not insulted. No, I love it.

Great. Yeah. What else would I be? Captain America. Okay. Fuck. I could have been Captain America. What am I?

Would you do a Captain America impression of Bobby if you were Captain America? If he was Captain America? Yeah. It's good. Go away. Is that good? Yeah. Bobby if you were Captain America if he was Captain America Good go away Is that good? I don't have an accent you in a mirror and Eric really don't have an accent what are you talking about? Yeah, you do I do go. Oh, baby. There it is captain America. Yeah, but are you a captain America? Is that an English accent? Whoa? My son like Captain America you do go with Get iron man around here to get you to iron man. Yeah, yeah, these things are

They're so fucking complaining about the chairs man bird broke that one. Yeah made a bind. I'm sorry. Thanks for coming I love you. Is that what you say to every girl you have sex with now? I'm saying it was a nice thing because you're a good lover answer it. Yeah. You know, I appreciate you coming. It helps my self worth. Yeah. But if you're wondering, yeah, you get them a tight so cards that kind of who gives a

show. Yeah, who gives a shit just by him. And I like your sweater to that dope. Thank you. What is it? Corridor. How did you know that? Because I was on their website earlier.

You were on this website? Earlier. I didn't know their brand until I saw this thing a week ago. Is it a good brand corridor? Yeah, I'll send you a link. It's in it to me. Can I get the same one or no? You can.

I don't understand the thing where people like, no, no, no, I have that shirt. Where the shirt? Yeah. Let's all wear the shirt. I would love for us all to wear the shirt. I kind of want to have shirts at a lot of them. Oh, it's a cute place.

You don't want your best friend to have it. Why? Because it's your best friend, you're gonna see him in it. He's gonna see you in it. Please, how many times a week is he gonna wear this? Four. Oh, those are cute. That's it.

That's the one. It's $795. Holy fuck. Oh, it's about as nice as this chair. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's done a lot of ties so far. I gotta tell you, that chair's more expensive than that. Sweater, so that's pretty much a deal. That's a pretty of ties. I got to tell you that's that shares more expensive than that sweater. So that's pretty much a deal.

That's a pretty good. But Rick, I was thinking, why don't you go on the road because so many people know who you want. I'm starting it now. He's doing it. You're going to play the club. Go to esteronice.com to find my to find my tour dates. Okay. Good. Go check them out. You're so funny. No, that's Esther Provitsky site. I don't have a tour set up yet. But you need to just like stream her site to yours. So when you go to her site, it goes to yours. I know I could make mine go to hers,

but I don't know if I could do that. Well, we can just try to hack it somehow. I make hers go. Do you have hacker fans? Yeah, pizza hacker. That's how we met him. Pizza hacker. Sure, then get me some without cheese. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, cheese.

We make sure that's a cool pizza joint pizza hacker. Pizza hacker. Pizza hacker. Pizza hacker. Yeah, get the pie. Good, right? I just beat that up. It's pretty good. Get the pie. Get, no, you're the puzzle. So you go pizza hacker get the pie, but it's pie 3.14 pie, right? Right. Pizza hacker. It's the sum. Get the pie.

Yeah. Would you like to invest? How much? $795. Or if you got a killer sweater, you know, we take others to take our sweaters for years. Yeah, can you be back a rug? Are you gonna you gonna throw it his commercial though? Yeah, so we'll get you a rug. Go ahead snap to it All right, yeah, so here's what we're gonna need from you

Send show a picture of where you want it to go. Yeah, I'll rock some it size What is it old? I feel like you have old timey Jew rugs. Yeah. I don't want old timey Jew. What do you want? New Christian rugs. What? That come out. Yeah.

That came out great. That came out anti-Semitic. No, that came out. I love Jews. I just hate their old rugs. No, that's not what I'm saying. It's just what I'm saying. I saw it in the body.

We got the Jew in there. We got one of the kinds, but we also go. What we would do is you would show me your colors and style influences. And my dad was sending you some manufacturer websites, manufacturer websites. Okay. Money of them, not even Jewish. You look through. You see what you like. And my dad is a saying, Andrew.

Sure. The show room. That's right. We'll find a few things you like. Pick something out. We'll send it out. Okay. Let's do it. I need a rug.

But they are Jewie rug. I find I'll do a Jewie rug. You're going to be okay. It's out of the weird one. weird when I said it and didn't mean it to come on that walk on they go oh Oh They really complain the rugs What is boy? I'm on my back. Oh my back. Oh co volt. Does he back? No, could avoid is back? Boy, yeah, Kevoy is head

Convoltation is a word. Is this going in and out? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, There you go. I did double there, yeah. You didn't do double there. I went to a double there event. I wasn't one of the contestants. They said that I was two. They said I was two, um, Jewish. This was the 90s. I'm also, they said the other one. They said no, they said we already have a Jew.

Do you remember that big nose with a slime that the flags came out for the picture? That was actually Jewish Whitmore. That's Jewie Whitmore? Jewish Whitmore. A Whitmore Whitmore and? Cabaugh. Yeah. And Cabaugh. Whitmore and Cabaugh. Yeah. He's one of the best. Yeah. He got strong recently. Yeah. What happened? He got that superhero movie. Oh, once you land Models, it's over. Yeah. That's crazy. That's supposed to be a comedian. Yeah, that's why we don't want you to be kept in America, because then this whole thing would go fuck.

I could be one. Bobby said he was going to get a start of training regiment to get in shape and get jacked by you. Oh, you're going to get fucked by a whole bunch of guys. Yep. Because that's the only training Bobby will ever do. We'll be right back. No, it is good to be here.

You make me happy and sad at the same time. Why do I make you happy? When I see you for a face, I just love you. I really do. I think we're friends and I look at you and I just, it's a ball of you. I'm not looking at me. There we go.

Yeah. There's just so much energy and all that. It's great. Did you see how it came in kind of calm though? You did. Came in great. I'm coming in calm. You had to go pee.

Yeah, I didn't know that you started. I thought maybe you were doing something else. We started earlier, but we just wanted to see you come in. We wanted to see your vibe when you walked in. How was it? Sun glass. Real strong. Real strong. Pretty strong. The Nickelodeon chain is probably pulling most of my focus. These guys like the sweater, but I've kind of been pining for that. I'm not going to lie. Chris Pining. I was surprised for you. Pine Tarring. Chris. Dude, if you do a Chris Pine pressure, could you come in and do Chris Pine? No, he can't With that guy how long that's a hard impression to do Chris Pine. No, it's not do one fine

What's the Wonder Woman? Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on let me be Wonder Woman Careful racist. I guess you could say. Oh yeah, well that was me clinking my fucking. Ooh. It's two times. What would you say would happen if you have a weakness in your armor? What would you call it?

Chink in the armor. Oh, it's not what I meant. Uh-uh. But clink is an racial turn. Oh, you fucking dirty clink. I've heard that before. Yeah, it's a plumber. Get in the whole clink.

It's a plumber's wife. It's a dragatory term for a Okay, so um You do wonder woman fuck it. No, you're doing it. You're doing I won't the woman Dude that's good That was canna Reeves oh I was thinking of matrix. Oh, I guess I can't do a Chris pine. No, I don't think anybody can't. It's really hard because he's kind of very like dude, that was it. He's he's brooding and approachable though.

I think he's an underrated movie star. I really think he underrated. Yeah, he's when people think of like movie stars, no one is like Chris Pine. There was like Tom Hanks. Chris Hemsworth. They give him the other one. Chris Hemsworth. That's that's I have to say. He's supposed to be. I mean, huge J.J. Abram Star Trek fan. Yeah, he's fanned. They're I think he I think everyone in there nails it.

I fell in love with Benedict Cumberbatch from that Star Trek series. And then I was like, what did you play? Bach Sebastian. Bach is. No, it is a book. Sebastian Bach is a one syllable name. You know what it is because the original movie didn't movie with the you know, I mean the original cast.

You were one of the wrath of Khan. He played Khan. Isn't that cool that I know that? I know that because I hear things and I tell it's the same thing with Harry Potter. I hear things. I don't know what it is but I hear it man He was good in that Harry Potter con but better to come about oh I would see if you can finish it okay And it was

Yeah, you know and it was Yeah, that was good see what I mean. I'm embedded in like when Hans Zimmer has diarrhea Did you know that it starts and start tracking it starts out with you know for they they're they're they're going on a mission for five years Yeah, that because they wanted it, that's five years of hits indication, and that's why they did that. No, interesting. 100 apps. Yeah. What did they say that they're going on a mission

for a 100 episode? That's funny. That came out a lot, that was made the same time, the show as the mission and possible show, and the network only wanted to pick up one of them, and they were going with mission and possible, and you know who made Star Trek a thing?

Who? Lucio Ball. Wow. Yeah, she was an executive producer and she was like, no, we like this and then they ended up doing both of them. Wow. Can we get a moment of silence real fast for Alan Arkin? Yeah, God.

Man, he was a good. He was so good. I'm just a bummer. Yeah. That's one of those where you read it and you go, no, don't do that, not him. He's a guaranteed laugh and everything. He's so good.

He's a good actor. You were great. You would have been a great spark. I there was almost a made a documentary on Leonard Neymoy. He was a rug. He was a rug. He was a rug. No, you're a ball.

Was he? Yeah. Yeah, he was a rug. Yeah. A rugman. You're saying he wore a rug. He's a rugman. We're going to refer to Jewish actors as rugman. You're saying he wore a rug. He's a rugman. We're gonna refer to Jewish actors as rugman.

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Bobby just checked out for a second. He does. You're okay. Ricky, I want you to see this. I just saw this the other day. Okay. It's from a while ago, but this is the first time I've ever heard of this. There's a prison where they give every prisoner a cat.

Oh, yeah. I love it. Do you know this, Bob? I never heard of this in my life. They used to do it to Vietnam. Oh, boy. Lunch. Hit play.

What does she say? And after about a month, the warden called me. They were worried that they would rape and go for a cat. It's not what happened. Well, they never told them. 25 to 30 cats here on a regular basis. This feeling of pride coming off of all these men.

Pause it. Can you, I'm not intended? You imagine that. Pause. At night, these cats are just like showing together at night, and they're like, how did we end up in this situation? We're surrounded by murderers. I'm in a rapist.

We've got to get out of here. But don't you think, don't you think, with, with, with prison being a for-profit institution, that a lot of these people aren't rapists and murders and actual the US government is the biggest rapist of them all will preach. Hey during the commercial week did you catch the pause joke I made? I did and I heard it and I just didn't let it land hard but I should yeah let's try it again. No no no we'll try it. We're back. Yeah. Can you pause it? Yeah. It's already paused. That's

what's not going. It already happened. That joke only had one life, one life, one life. One life, one life, one life, one life. One life, one life, and that's nine. I was already at nine. I took your, there it is. There's no way cats have nine lives. Yeah, but here's the thing.

Do you really think they got nine? Buddy, if I knew that, I'd be a millionaire. You are a millionaire. Well then, ask me off camera. What happens at the end? They kill and write the cats. No, really? Or they embezzle them.

No, really what happens? They fill them with cocaine. All of this stuff. No, what happens is they, what happens is for a moment in time, this does keep cutting out. Are you hearing me okay? For a moment in time, these prisoners get to just connect with something that, that reminds them of real life.

You know, we're a tribal animal, you and me. I don't know what this guy is. More than a mornin! What happened, Rick? animal you and me I don't know what this guy is Morgan what happened Rick I fell and I hit my dang elbow. Oh, no Was that from a previous accident that you were in well it happened once before and again on somebody else's property Let me tell you something what happens when you get into a little baby accident We don't know what to do. You don't know what it's turned to who has insurance who pays what happens Bob tell him Well, what if you're ever injured you can check out Morgan and Morgan because you know what it's turned to, who has insurance, who pays, what happens, Bob, tell him. Well, what? If you're ever injured,

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Who's old? Who banned booze would you? Who did? I'll tell you something. I'll tell you something. I know the first time I could remember being for real ban booze. Give it.

I was 18. Here we go. You know me, right? Doing my thing in New York, right? With my first girlfriend. We take a trip. We drove from Cleveland to Nantucket, her aunt has a house in Nantucket.

Yeah, she does. You remember? She's great. There's a hole in my bucket. Dear lies on Nantucket. Nantucket. So we're doing our thing, hanging out. Now all I'm on the street, I don't really drink,

but at the time, my people were going out to clubs and dancing and I loved that. And I didn't have a fake, I had, like my brother's old friend's ID, doesn't look like me. I was in the market for a fake ID. Psych, see what? That boy. So I'm on the street doing my thing.

And a guy walks by and goes, we check IDs. And I go, yeah, he goes, what do you want? Fake ID, how much? $50 bucks. I only have a hundred dollar bill. I gave him the hundred. I go to go, you have 50, he goes, yeah, I'll be right back.

He was gonna go, he went to go get the change. And while he's getting the change, and he's getting the change, why would he not be getting the change? He said he's gonna be the change. I mean, I'm giving them, you know, so I'm sitting there for three hours before it even registers. I think I was bamboozled. I wasn't like I'm like, fuck this guy probably fucked me. I was just,

I'm waiting for my fake ID for three hours, bro. The same exact thing happened to me. It's not about that. Why I think I've told the story before the surfer. I don't know it. What? The surfer in the frog isn't as an old creed. He who serves with frog on wave will end their beautiful glorious days, not alone, sad or thick. Something, something eat's deck. It's something about it. It's an old Korean problem. Yeah.

Was there a new bluer in the mind to suffer neither slings nor arrows for a lily pad could jump, but for me, I am barrow. I am barren. I am soul searched. I am empty inside. But my knees maybe weak. My soul flies high.

Pride is nothing in a mindset. When I look in the mirror, if I see myself as nothing more than blur your clear, it's a situation for me to speak to a situation of love because I can speak to God all day, but I'm the only one above what I can be. You're not my competition, but you may be. It's a sacrilegious situation because the only thing I can

peep with is a former version of myself. The only thing you can peep with is your God heaven. This is all written on his mirror. I know. Jay, did you just make that up? Yeah, that's insane. I would never be able've seen G. Well, did you just make that up? Yeah, yeah, that's insane. I would never be able to do that. That's one of my things.

You should check out the Harry Mac episode to take your shoes off. How do you even do that? Let me teach me. You can't. Yeah, you can't. I can. Can we just spend the rest of the time? Give me one line and maybe I can go.

All right, but here's something that you're going to, I, I'm judging you on this and I might be wrong, but I'm going to ask you a real question. Are you able to be present? I'm present right on this and I might be wrong, but I'm gonna ask you a real question. Are you able to be present? I'm present right now. Okay. What is something that you're ashamed of? I'm ashamed of my body. How so? I was doing the fucking thing that you were doing. Yeah, you used about to start writing. What is it that you're ashamed of? The way it shaped. Yeah How is it shaped? It's shaped like a bottle.

A bottle in the ocean. The ocean's filled with water, but the water is poison. C'm ocean. Oh, I like that. I like that. No, no, no, that's great. You're saying your body is shaped in a way you don't like, but even worse than that inside of you is poison.

That's what I said. That's dark, that's wonderful. That's so much. Is that at the rhyme? That's right. But it still did rhyme. Listen, I know you people can't drive, but I'll give you a poetic license.

Yes. Yeah. So one day I was living in Draper Street, LaHoya. Damn. Dog. Is that what you had for lunch? Yeah. And I get a knock on my door.

The door, we need to do this and I do the sound effect. Yeah. Okay. Oh yeah, yeah. So. Yeah. Why did you open before? Why would you open it?

And then now you knock and then what's your knock on my face? Oh. That's what the crazy thing was. That thing's crazy. I open the door and so what? And out. Oh. And it was not that my land rule was knocking on my face. Oh, shit.

She was crazy. Right. I go, don't fucking punch me in the face dog. Right. I'm sorry. You opened the door. You're being in me. Anyway, we're gonna do the body. What are we talking about your body? No, I'm talking about the when I was fucking bamboozled. I wasn't there. I am.

You thought I was doing another one of those fucking things? Another one, you never did one to begin with and you were crying over the island. You ocean the potion. And the fucking buddy. Boy is it, that wasn't honest. But talk about your bamboozlement. I guess.

One of any of those guys in prison with the cats was one of our people. Maybe. Yeah. Why is it, let me ask you something. Why is it when you told your fucking thing? Buddy, I'll tell you the truth. I'll tell you the truth. Yeah, go ahead. Do you want to hear the truth?

Yeah. I maybe am at a point in the day where a little bit of silliness just kicked in. Um, and yeah, with that silliness kicking in, I kind of zoomed in under where we were and I wasn't able to see all the balls in the air. Right. I forgot about it. Okay. And I remember now. And boy is my arm tired. Okay. So I'm gonna put it down. And please tell us about the time you. What about booze? Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun You adding that beat to the story to play with this and that's where I'm out Like I don't believe you about it, but I don't believe you okay. I'll be more real. Yeah, so he didn't knock on your face, right? No, right so because like that's already I'm not you already got You know what now the audience got bamboozled. I have to do sound effects and you guys Knock knock knock right who's there? Oh, hey, hey George. That's my landlord camel. Yeah, no, no

He was like an old man. He goes there's a guy outside to see you I go I don't know. I was 22 years old. I was working on a coffee shop called the Panic in fact Then in La Jolla shot a panic food. There's a good thing. So then I um I go outside and there's a fat man out there And he has no shoes. I told you the story. Oh, yeah, I don't know how I'm interested. Yeah, I don't want to say the same story again on the fucking thing. Maybe this time tell it was in fucking sound effects so people remember. Yeah, It'll sink in more Yeah, like me in this $900 chair. Yeah, and then $900 shirt. Well, I had to $18.000 vibe over there Well, if I were to...

Do you have a bamboozled? Do you have a bamboozled that we have not... When I was bamboozled? Yeah. When was I bamboozled? You were never? Andrew, why don't you check your back pocket? No problem.

You just got bamboozled. Hey, at some point I do want to mention that I'm doing a podcast with Esther. I know. What's it called? Rick and Esther have a time. And I feel like people who like bad friends would like it because it's a similar vibe to like what you guys have. Because I'm like Andrew and you and Esther are both little short losers with decent tits.

When I found out you were out doing a podcast with I really good at beatboxing and that kind of turned me on. I know I heard it first. Go ahead. While he was giving you an up a compliment, you. Could you rap it? Have you, you know him beatboxing? Obviously, you have to. He's an unbelievable beatboxer.

Can I beatbox it? I don't know how to rap. No, you have to rap it. Yeah, that's a point. Wait a minute. Can you beatbox him and the question? Beatbox him the question. I go ahead.

I don't know. I want you to beatbox him the question. No, he was going to give me a compliment. Beatbox be the compliment. Beat box in the question. I go ahead. No, I want you to be box in the question. No, he was gonna give me a compliment beat box Be the compliment beat box in the compliment. That's a fucking great merch beat box me the Combo. I want a compliment. What's my compliment? That's not your story. Oh yeah, okay, ready? When I'm No, no stop. Please keep going

When I'm out in that you Sounds like a mentally challenged Asian versus let me say this Nice pretty good. Yeah, really good. You do it. You be box. That's fine That was really good. Thank you, dude. How are you fine? Could you do that and you rap over it? Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah. Puh.

When I found out, you had a podcast. It's like you're turning into a frog. Yeah. I'm right there. I found it. It's a mark. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, I'm so excited.

I'm gonna pop up. Pop up. Pop up. Andrew, have you heard of B-Box? Good to what? Watch this. Like I'm mad at you. Good to what?

I can't do it. Man, you can't be put on the spot for a beatbox. You are so good at it. Yeah, ready? Then. Okay, go. Leave me in. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,

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Wow, I thought you guys were not going to do it. I was a little excited about that. I did it. I saw that. You did. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, I got a work from my wages I blew the cap, I blew the cap, he gave me a free ticket Tuck it up in bitch from South Korea This is my first cruise, my name is Bobby Lee

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Bobby, come on, that was a great place to do it Please do it. Go ahead, do it. Please do it. You can't ask. It's got to happen. I'll tell you one thing. Yeah. After the podcast.

Okay. Wow. This has been a human experience. It is, it's uplifting. It's Godlike. It's Godlike. It's another level. I feel the same

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But no for underneath the cell of pain in the ground in the ground. I will bury you I will make you freeze before the coffin drops Brother I forgot to tell you I'm doing like I'm working on wrestling guys. I like wrestling guy. Yeah, you listen to me and you listen good brother If you don't put your headphones back on that's me did I'll make you wish you could never hear again Do your wrestling guy, let's hear yours. Yeah, brother. I tell you right now me and me and Saliva, I'm gonna get together. Man will press your baby. Man all day, man.

Angelina here yours. Bobby's yours wasn't good. Andrew go ahead. I thought it was actually really good. I was funny, but like it's like how how you look at the clown. It wasn't like, he wasn't gonna play a wrestling guy. That guy was not gonna be able to wrestle. That was so stupid.

Who sets it off? I'm so sorry. Oh fuck. All right, I'm not. You just, all of your impression sound like you're turning into a frog. You do our very frog-like. Can I have the gong?

I have the gong for the rest of this. The gun? Gone. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Andrew, could we hear your wrestling guy? Oh, yeah.

You want to step into the ring with me? I'll dismember your entire body and frontier whole family. Nobody call and state to state County to County Begging to find out who ripped you to shreds. It is I, the red baron of pain, the royal rumble. The wreckage wrestler, the red rowdy redhead from space. How's that? What a gift. That guy. Now that's how you do it. Bobby, maybe you just needed a gong. Let's try it again. I'm not doing it again. Just get out of it.

Bobbi, just, you know that poison that society of your bottle of a body? This is where it's literally spilling out. Your voice is the melting glass of the bottle. Oh, good. Get it out. The afternoon before Sunday. Prime of the, look at me.

No, throw it, Bobbi. Look at me for a second. Does it different to been talking up here? Yeah, I'm talking probably. Yeah, let me hear it. Bring it down. Yeah, but you have to pronounce it. I'm going to.

I'm skipping the North Japanese more Japanese. No, I don't want to do more Japanese more Japanese. I want to feel this character. I want to feel like I could do something. We can't sell Korean. The networks don't like it. They need Japanese. Yeah, but I don't want.

Can I just be this guy? Yeah, one thing at a time. Yeah No, you're not coming. Well, I'm not feeling I like that keep coming Keep on do that a couple more times The night has a reason between the two thoughts of my own impressions Yeah, yeah creating mail I said yeah within your mind will contemplate all the seasons greetings. I ripped the bones within each other where it comes to a cascade of thought and expression. You will see the fucking fury of my mind's eye. Create the holes that you gave within the barriers of your own truth.

I am Yellow Thunder of Night Swings 2000. Oh. Oh. Whoa. That's the newest addition. That's good. Whoa. That was good.

There goes the Yellow Swings of Night Thunder 2000. Man, I used to want that bike when I was a kid. Yeah, and at seven speeds. No less. I thought he was at pegs., and at seven speeds. No less. You lay there. Yeah, I felt like he's had pegs. He's had his peg? What?

Bobby, question. Yes. How did it feel the first one to the second one? I liked the first one better. Really? Yeah. The first one was better. No, I liked that.

That was fun. I should have, the name Bobby, I want to change it. I think it's first one. What's the other name? What was the other name? What did gonna change it. I think it's perverse. What's the other name? What was that? When I said it was? Yellow Thunder 2000. Yeah, little yellow thunder.

Yeah, little yellow. 2000. That's pretty good. That sounds more Native American. Little yellow thunder. Yeah. I mean, they were the first. So, you know, you got a, we're all copying them at some point.

Oh, that was crazy. Oh, shit. Yeah, I rewatched the other day, the voice comes to it. I rewatched the Ballad of Buster Scruggs. This is unequivocally one of the best. Don't recall. It's fucking unbelievable. Never heard of it.

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, never heard of it. I heard the song of Buster. This isn't a moment for judgment, it's a moment for learning. This is an unfuckable belief, it's a Cohen brothers. It's maybe one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Oh, yeah, I remember this movie. It's Cohen brothers. It's maybe one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Oh, yeah I remember this movie. It's five short movie five short films put together as one film. I never saw any of them. I did see it It's I did see it. Yeah, so fucking good. I rewatched on the plane. It's five shorts. Yeah, it was so fucking good, man

It was so good Brendan Gleason, Zooka, Zan. That's her name Zoe Kazan. Yeah, yeah, Franco gets clear. Yeah, that's Zooka, Zan Right, that's her. She'sey Kazan. Yeah. Yeah, Franco gets clear. Yeah, that's Zo Kazan, right? That's her. She's so fucking good. She's so good. It's honestly, it's one of those, like, it makes me miss Westerns.

I don't know why we don't do more spaghetti Westerns or Westerns. I like this, because this is the character, it's characters. It's easy. Like Buster Scruggs at the beginning. He's got this great voice. I'm Buster Scruggs. And it's this deliciously rich character look at the beginning any sings I'm on my horse and it's just a it's a guy that existed in a time and we don't have in that you are so talented

But I'm saying I miss that don't you miss that characters that are fucking you two you're I mean that voice that you did I want to watch you do much more if you want to do voices. That's why I want to do this. I wanted this thing. Yeah, you're a great for this Rick I hate it get ready. Hey, man. How are they welcome to the town? You want to hear a tambourine From my old times Yeah, we'd like it. Here we go. Down here, down here, down here, down here, down here, down here, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, What could I do for you? Hey, how is the mind doing at this time of season? We're fine, not much of an audience. He's a mind.

He's been a mind for years. I said minds, but what are you doing a bit? Oh, yes, I know. I'm just trying to make light of the passing of Walter Scrigs. Ha, ha, ha. Scrigs died. Yes, he died. Why the squids died?

How did he die, squids? How do he die? I don't know man Just old old and just fell over 32 Two years old man poor old man 32 years old me and my cousin here just passing through town looking for somewhere to sleep Maybe well, we're singing below. Yeah, but we're cousins I'm his We're singing below. Yeah, but we're cousins You're my second cousin didn't you say I was your cousin? We're all first base. Hey man. It's Jimmy on cousin

Jimmy it's Jimmy here. Yeah, take that mustache off Jimmy there you That's right in recognize you fucking scumbag It's insane. You're always never had never had facial hair before you can't grow it I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm, even though I know you could do this, I'm fucking flabbergasted right now. How engaged and that's crazy. Bobby's is great.

What are you talking about? No, you're like, you're, that's what you do. This is literally you're a professional. This is top of the line of all the people in the world that don't actually talk like that. You're like, at the top of that, man, tiptoe. How do we monetize that? I mean, do you guys make money here?

We don't have made money in quite a while. Here's a deal. Here's a deal. Here's a deal. I mean, that's insane. That's nothing. You know what it is? It's like the sun. It's like when LeBron's, when is the month's kids was three.

And he's shooting like, you know, the big basketball, but on the small who. It's like very good. Hold on one sec. Hold on one sec. It's really good. I got that hurt so bad. Honey, that hurts so bad. That hurt so bad.

But it is. It's really good. But your dad is doing it, that's fuck you. It's not so bad. But it is. It's really good. But your dad is doing it for real right now. Yeah, people are watching. And you're stepping on it. We're on the tour. And we at McCone, we bought once a bonnetime in the West by Sergio Leone.

And the first 10 minutes of the movie, there's no dialogue. It's just characters. Kind of like no country for old men. Yeah, three minutes of dialogue. Like I think there's three or four, like, you know, not villains Yeah, three minutes of No, I think there's three or four like you know Not villains, but like you know mean bad guys. Yeah villains. Yeah close up other eyes You know mean they're little you know One guy does a thing with a fly the flight hit lands on his face

But it's a slow build up and then all of a sudden What's the guy's name Charles Bronson? Right harmonica what harmonica the heart you hear the harmonica right, but there's no What's the guy's name Charles Bronson? Sure, right. Harmonica. What? Harmonica? You hear the harmonica, right? Yeah. But there's no... Oh, fuck.

Oh. He's coming. Oh, fuck. I'm so fucking embarrassed. I'm so fucking embarrassed. Honestly, please take that out. I'm so fucking embarrassed. I have this thing sometimes where I just come if I'm listening to someone be so boring

Real I'm so fucking embarrassed take that out. I honestly I just fucking come from listening to you. That's the quickest I've ever come Oh, oh shit. Oh, oh shit. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Here we go. There's Jimmy again No Boris again, so we all died for it too Can I tell you what happened with me and Hawaii? I tell me I fell in love With the ocean, huh? I fell in love with the ocean. He did I went out there and I went free diving and I fell in love with the ocean. I Swam down deep and I got it. I understood. You're not coming yet. I am engaged. Why is his and then me come? I don't know. I think he knows the beats. He's got funny voices. He's engaged. He's present

I don't know. He's got something you don't have. Andrew tell me what about the ocean? I'll tell you something about the ocean. It reminds me of a movie. Point break? No, it's like an old western with Charles Brownson. You'd hear a harmonica. You'd see these villains faces at the people. Like an old western.

Do you hear those things? And all you would see is their eyes, sneering at the camera, the sultryness pouring out of them, heat exuding from their face. And out of nowhere, you hear our mama. Waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-w No, I mean this in a high compliment no chance that would make me come No, we're a different more Okay, okay, okay, okay, oh my god I understand

I understand We're enemies, we're enemies I got it. Oh my god. I understand. I understand. I understand. Yeah, I understand. We're enemies. We're enemies. Oh, more than I'm talking to me. Stop talking to me. Stop talking to me. You're so boring.

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