Bad Friends - Bobby’s Beef with Adam Ray

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

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Do you wish you could just hit skip on the worst parts of your life? You know the same way you can skip an ad? I get it. I'm Siyaya and I live in Ice Cove. I've made some questionable decisions that didn't end up the way I planned. And today I'm still figuring it out. Somehow things usually get worse before they get better. Apparently, that's how I roll.

So bundle up and come along for the bumpy ride. Stream a new episode of North of North Tuesdays on CBC Gem. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. We're bad friends. We're going to lose gravity for seven seconds. Wait, really? Yeah, dude.

Wait, why? I'm so excited about it. Are we going to float? Yeah, that unique gravity to exist. That's okay. Right? You're going to flow, Doug. I think I'll be good.

Maybe not poor because you have wings. Yes. But does it, right, no. No, Earth will not lose gravity. The claim is a viral hoax or is raining from the social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram. Okay. I love how last like a week ago, he's like, you're, you're on TikTok too much. I'm on TikTok too much. You think the earth is going to lose gravity for seven seconds. For seven seconds. Insane. I'm going to be indoors. Just in case. Just in case, dude. Because it's like, I know where

I'm going to be standing to in my house, whereas the lowest roof. You got to be on the lowest roof. A level, right? Push back. Right. I have pillows and stuff. So I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I hit the ceiling. All right. I'll lay down for a second. I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, and I'll be hit the bed. That's the fizzy lifting drink in Willy Wonka. Yeah. You heard the latest internet conspiracy theory. Apparently Earth will lose gravity for a whole of seven. This is what you're watching?

This is your family. Apparently have you heard? Of course not. Oh, it doesn't work that way. I didn't know that. I had no idea it didn't work that way. What I'm saying is that be a red level. No, what I'm saying to you is that be prepared.

Why am I being prepared? Because of the fact that you don't know what's going to happen, August. 12. I would hate for you to be in the sky. You really care about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you fell down hard, hurt. I'd have to find you. I'll be on a golf course. I'll fall on a class. Yeah, okay. Doesn't I have to find your wife? It's the whole thing. Gravity can't turn off. It's not a machine. There's no power switch. And by the way, if it did, it wouldn't do it for seven seconds. It would be forever. Jesus is coming back. I talked to him a week ago. He's not coming

back? No, he's going down to the Bahamas. Oh, he is. As a Susu. He loves the Bahamas. Yeah. Yeah, okay. He's got a house down there. Well, I mean, he's doing the landscaping for a house down there. Where? Jesus. Jesus, down in the Bahamas. Oh, the Bahamas.

Oh, it's not different. Jesus. As far as I. Yeah, yeah. There's more than one. Yeah, I would hope so. Well, anyway, I'm preparing you. I don't want you to die.

And there's a lot of things. Cyclospora. We talked about that. That's gone. I've been eating salad every day. I know. I went to talk about five times in a row. I'm trying to find out.

Yeah, just to see. And it's gone. It's got to be gone. Yeah. There's no way it's going to stick around. Yeah. And by the way, I have diarrhea right now. Do you really?

My stomach has been killing me. You ate a salad, I saw that earlier. I did. I've eaten one hour every day. I'm testing the waters. I don't want to go on tour. Oh, is that's what it is? No, I want to get on a plane.

Actually, having a stomach ache on a plane is so much fun. Go to my diet. Well, what is it? Sardines. You're not still doing a sardine. Yeah, I am. Free holes? Beans.

Yeah, but in a nice artisan. artisanal beans. Artisanal friolis. That's what I'm talking about, guy. Right? Some kimchi and a smoothie. I love... In a smoothie?

They're all mixed together. Yeah, inside the smoothie, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Give it a couple of seconds because the kimchi, you know what I mean? It doesn't really grind up.

Yeah. But yeah, you should do my diet. I don't think so. Okay. I was making fun of, but do it out. By the way, last night, I don't know if I should call it out.

I love when you call things out. Well, should I call them? Let's call them to find out. Well, who are you finding out? Marin. Oh, my God. Here we go again. No, this is amazing.

Your mind's going to be blown. He's going to hate that he's on the show. I know. Jesus Christ. I told you never to call me. Hey, you're on bad friends. I need to say something into the show because it got brought up organically. Can I talk about your new revelation of life?

What's going on? What, meat? Yeah. Neath? He's eating meat. He's always eating meat. No. I don't know how long the meat thing's going to last.

You know, it was pretty enjoyable. I don't know if it's great. Do you know what I mean? Like, I was eating the plants for three and a half years. It got pretty used to it. Where would you eat the meat? He did it at the comedy store. Oh, that meat.

I know that show. You mean the barbecue? Yeah, yeah. Is Bobby there? I'm right here. Oh, yeah, you're the other guy in the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here working. Mark.

No, no, no, that brisket was good. Am I on right now? Yeah. Yeah, you're on right now, guy. The pod world needs you. The pod world needs you. We need you, yeah. Hey, Mark, but you...

That was the first time... Which glasses you got on today, Guy? Oh, my God, he sees through walls. Yeah, he can see everything. Oh, my God. You knew I had glasses on. Here's the deal. I mean, you can talk about it.

I don't know how committed I am to. But, I mean, why is it coming up on your show? Because we like the deal. We want to hear about the meat deal. We want to hear about the new meat deal. Yeah. And what's the meat situation? going on because I didn't know you weren't even

not eating it. He hasn't been eating meat for three years. I didn't eat meat for like three and a half years and I just got bored and angry. Yeah, you got sullen. Your fancy was sullen. I will tell you, there's a collection of comics who all universally said Mark's been in a really good mood lately and

somebody goes, he's been eating meat. You needed the hire. He needed the... You like the juice. You like the juice. Yeah, you like the juice. Yeah. I just got very bored of what I was eating and like it didn't really, the reason I got into eating plant base was for health reasons and it didn't make me feel better. It didn't change my blood, my cholesterol or nothing.

And I was into it. I'm probably still going to be mostly eating the way I was eating. But I just wanted to open up the lens a little bit, man. Yeah. I get it, guy. Yeah. That's right, guy. Mark, are you willing to try?

He does it all the time. Yeah, I've been doing it lately. Yeah. But it's kind of new. and it's like kind of off-putting. Because I said to that dude the other night, I think it was off-putting. It's awful.

Mark, Mark, will you try Bobby's diet? Bobby, tell him your diet. I eat frioles, beans. Black beans, sometimes. And then I eat sardines. Yeah. And kimchi. That's what he eats during the day.

That's it. No, no, it's great. Me but hard-bolded egg. And I got sardines stacked up in the cabinet right now. Because my original plan was to eat, you know, lean, grass-fills. I had grass-finished beef every once in a while and then have tinned fish.

I've got sardines right here. I got them right. Fish wife? What's the brand? I got the Russian daughters from New York. Oh, that's a good one. Okay, I know. I got the fish wife.

Yeah, that's what I just said. Fishwife, right? All right, yeah, I got two of them. Yeah, I said that and, you know. Okay, Mark. I love you. Bye, I love you, Mark. I love you, man.

I love you. We talk about this for one second. Wait a minute. Oh, fuck. Last night. You retired from podcasting. This is enough. Enough enough.

It's done. Go ahead. What, Mark? You know, last night, it was funny because, you know, we were, you went on stage and did almost the exact thing I did about, you know, busting balls on Jay and Howie and Russell. It was so funny. I love you. They went before you. Mark?

Because I got up there and I said, you know, you know, Jay Leno's been dead for three years. Yeah. That's what it looks like. Yeah. And, yeah. And he just shows up. He manifests. in the dressing room and then he

I don't know man flies into the sky after you think he's ghost rider you think he gets on his motorcycling yeah he's ghost rider I will let me know if you need any more help I love you bye bye he's the fucking fly

no we were joking around because the show was like 45 50 minutes late and I was like what happened it's not because of Jay tell me who how we went over

Russell Peters went over and I said to Russell I go hey man yeah did you not see the light you said that I turned into a Sebastian. Didn't you see the light?

Yeah. And he goes, no, I thought it was going to be on the face in the back. I go, it hasn't been on there in 10 fucking years. You know what you do now? And they let me do it. Play music. You tell the sound guy? Yeah.

Play the music. But he was doing Russell. I don't care who's on stage. Play the music. After 20 minutes, play the music. The music plays, and they're big headliners and their egos get affected. They do. Right?

And they're like, what's this music? Because they never heard it before. Right? And then I'm on the side of the stage going, you know what it is? Get the fuck off! Get off! All right, we got shit to do, man.

I'm tired of it. I revert back to childhood. So look, Jay went a little bit over, barely, by the way. Howie went way the fuck over. Yeah, I'm going to call him that faggot. And then, and then Russell goes over, and I said, Russell's like, why are you yelling at me? We're joking around.

But he was like, why are you yelling at me? I go, because you're the last one that got caught. Yeah. Right? Like the first kid that broke the window, the first kid that goes into the mob rob, he doesn't get caught. Talk about the mob rob. The mob rob.

Talk about it. When they do those mob robes, I love them. Yeah. Because if you're in first, they're never going to get you. They get the last couple of stragglers. Yeah, here we go. This fucker is not going to do it. Call him out.

Call him out. He's not going to pick up. Yeah, he will. For you, he will. If he doesn't, it's going to break my heart. Hello? Hey, Howie, Bobby. Hang on one second.

What? But you're on bad friends right now. No, I'm on. No, I'll be on bad friends. I'm on, I'm streaming live on TikTok. I have to ask you a question real quick, though, before you go. Okay? Why did you go over last night, your time at the comedy store?

Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, why do you do this? Because you know what it is? When you're... Why do you do this behavior? Yeah. They loved me. I know they love everybody there, die.

They loved me. This is Bobby Lee. Bobby, you're live on TikTok now. Hang up the phone. He's on fucking TikTok. That's why he's going over. He's on TikTok all day. Yeah, he goes over on that too. That's the problem is that there's so much love we have for all these guys.

You can't even get mad. Yeah. You're like upset with it. And then it's gone. But Mark went out with a little bit of a vengeance because he wanted it. It was crazy late. Well, Tiffany went on it, you know, midnight. Tiffany Haddish went on like dead last.

She loves that, though. Well, because she's a, she's the queen of the stage. She complimented us on our Sheet-Shea interview She said it was great She goes you earned a lot of black Support Like some like she was like You got a lot of black community support

And I said really So do you think more black people Will listen to our show And she said no Yeah they just like that you did the show They think you were funny on the show Yeah So the black community loves us now

We'll take it Good we'll take it Because we got the Philippines Locked up because of you We got the Asians Parson lock up years ago Locked in yeah Yeah but the Asian community

Still half and half on you It's not all of them Oh half of them me. Right. The other half love you. So we got the whites because of me and Carlos, even though you're not. I got half of the blacks. I've got, I have 75% of the black community. You're, you're maybe six. I'm half black.

I'd say we earn more from the black community. I'm Tiger Woods. No, you're definitely not Tiger Woods. Dude, I'm so Tiger Woods? Okay, you're Tiger Woods. Okay. You're right. Precise, precision. Look at how quickly I just was like, fine. Yeah. If we get any more of the black vote, it comes for Carlos. Black people love

Carlos. Where were the other ones? People from Shangri-La. I got those. You have two. Yeah. We can look at our YouTube analytics. I bet you we have people. Shangri-la, dude. I got that.

You have Mongolia. For sure, Mongolia. The Hawks watch me. They love you. Yeah. They do. They do. No, they do.

And sometimes I go out there with my little glove. I bought one. Well, you don't... A hawklove. Okay. Yeah. And it goes on to my... Right.

Get on a horse. I'm Gekis Khan! And I fire. It's the whole thing. We should buy hawk gloves. You seem we can summon a hawk in your backyard. You have hawks by you. I know, I do.

they fly up there all the time yeah what are the ones that kill the cats are there hawks that kill the cats I see one hawks pretty big they love kill the eyes my cats see if there's hawks that kill cats in L.A if you lose one of the cats which one would you lose to a hawk there is no that's that's that's that's that question is ludicrous what if it took it away and it was that was the good it was a beautiful end it was like no no no I don't want any I love my animals all the same you have to choose you have to choose it's like fuck Mary kill oh shit probably Ming It's so quick

Yeah Yeah yeah Because she's the oldest You're right That's what I'm saying It's a peaceful exit Yeah It's not a peaceful exit

I tell you that right No it would It seems terrible It gives her back to the earth It's a red-tailed hawk Oh my god Red-tailed hawk in Los Angeles That's what they are

They're swooping around And they're taking your cats Yeah Hide your cats Hide your kids hide your cats Yeah And then I hear the coyote Is doing their little

Conversations in the woods Dude they are They love conversation They are so great. Oh, I hear what he just said. He's like, I went to Giata today. It wasn't as good as it was. Yeah.

Yeah. That's not my skins. And I couldn't find a pair of pants. Want to yoke a cat. I ate last night dinner before the show and I ate on sunset. Pretty good. I ate by myself on sunset. The guy was like, oh, for here to go.

And I said, to go. And I just sat outside on sunset eating by myself. And he's cleaning up like they were going to close. And he opens door and he goes, are you good? And I was like, oh, I don't, yeah, I'm all. And he was like, okay. I was like, he was worried about me. Wow.

And so I was like, you know what? I'm going there and give him a nice tip. Yeah. He was very nice. You're a good guy. Well, you saw me eating alone, and I'm thinking he thought, is this got to get a jump on sunset? Can I have a story?

My broccoli bowl. I was going to tell anybody about it, but I was, you know where Prince Street is, that side street off of Lancasham? Yeah. You know that place? Yeah, we've been. I don't like your energy.

It's not Lancashim either. Yeah. It's Laurel Canyon. I don't like your energy either Well, just telling you the truth Yeah Talk about Prince Street pizza I like both of your energies

But But, uh... Okay, sorry There's a dick sporting goods there I think It's a big five Big five God, you're bad at stuff

I know He's changing the names for Yeah, for effect I just don't want to where to go there Okay, well then tell the story Yeah, I hang out there Anyway, there was a homeless man That came up to me

And he goes, can you buy me a tent? Did you? So I went to the store with him And he goes, no, I want a sleeping bag. I go, you fucking make your mind. Well, buy them both. You could afford both.

So I got him the most expensive. Did you really? Yeah, sleeping bag. Thank you for that, because now he's on my doorstep. Because you can't make it up the fucking hill. They sleep on our doorstep. I got him a pretty good one. Not that big.

$2,000 for a sleeping bag? I didn't do that. Is that how much they are? For like North Face. No, I got him like a $200. Who the fuck is paying $2,000 for a sleeping bag? I would if I go and camping. Mount Everest.

What would $2,000? $2,000 get you out of it's extra pillow pain stuff. No, the $200 one is just as good. I don't know, dude. $2,000? What could be different? Click on it. No, this is why it's a, what do you call it?

It's a designer. Yeah, I want designer. I want bears to go, ooh, Gucci. Leave the Asian one alone. He's in North Face. Yeah. Yeah, there's nothing. There's no difference.

Yeah. The level of impossibility to get it back in that bag. You should get awarded life points. They never tried that. Is that hard? You can't get it back in the bag. Oh, really? Yeah, there's a lot of things you can't get that back in the bag.

Like what? The cat? Yeah. Once it's out. Once it's out, it's getting scooped by a redtail hawk. Draw string hood, zip closure, wrist stop lining. Rip stop lining? What is it when they put the two cats in a, in a,

and they threw it over a clothes liner? Meal prep? No. I'm saying there's a, there's a terminology to that. Do you mean when someone ties shoes together and throws them over a fine? cats. The shoes mean someone died there. Yeah, I think cats mean something else. There's no single specific term for, let the cat out of the bag is what I'm saying. That has nothing to do with it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's the term I was talking about. You let the cat out of the bag. It refers to

an old German joke about selling cats in bags. People used to sell cats. That's what I meant. Over the phone wire? Over the phone wire. You're crossing your wires today. You're zip-zab zuman in two different places. You think B. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. I fucked up. Thank you. Let's go to a different direction then. Let's change. Yeah, yeah. I apologize. I thought it was a term, but it's not. Say, I'm sorry to Fancy. Fancy. See, you're fucking up to. You're doing it. You know, there's like when somebody yawns and you start yawning. Yeah, Foncy. You get me every time. Yeah. How's this going so far, Fonzie? Beautiful. It is? Yeah, you knew he was going to say that. Yeah. He can't say anything else. Carlos's hair is coming in phenomenal. I told him the other day

He looks good. It's getting good. It's getting real good. It looks different, too. I got to tell you, the energy in this room is so good without McCone. I'm glad he's gone. I didn't even notice he was gone. I don't think he's ever going to come back.

I really did not notice. Did I even mention where's McCone? Not one. Put up that picture of that dumb ass. This is what he's doing. We go, everyone's working hard. I'm going to call right on fire him. Well, he's overseas.

He's in Rome or something, right? Yeah, they have phones in Rome. Not him. You think you can afford a phone in Rome? His thing doesn't reach there? He's working on Wi-Fi. Look at this guy. Look at he FaceTime. Look at this, Bob.

Yeah. He phacimed him from the Coliseum. Wow. He went to go see Odyssey at the Coliseum. That's great. You're forwarded to an automated voice messaging. I'm doing a lot of phone calls today. Sorry.

No, I like it. Your call. Yeah, he's not. He's gone. He's dead. He's gone. He's gone. Yeah.

I hope nothing bad happens to him. Also, Carlos, bring that photo back up. What? You're facetiming with McCone and... Give me find it again? The idea of mask. I was in bed. That's just my breastplate.

Look at your tits. Wow. Did he comment about your... I see a shadow. Beautiful tit. Why's there a shadow? Who's in bed with you? And I feel a shadow in the other room.

What do you mean? There's a shadow that I don't like it. The shadow. Shadow. Oh. Hey, that's the shadow I was talking about. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Adam Ray. Captain.

Hi, sweetheart. Good to see you. Yeah. Adam Ray's here, everybody. Give it up for Adam Ray right now. Hey. Hey, hey now. Yeah.

So, you know, let's clear this up, Adam, for once and for all. Yeah. Squash the beef. Let's squash the beef for once and for all. Man, why did I just, on the drive over, I was like, I was going to bring up some sort of Korean beef right out of the gate. Yeah, I love Korean beef. Bulgogi.

Yeah, Bulgogi. And I always do it. And it's a sign, it's welcome. Welcome to Korea. You have the most sexual sounding foods. Bilgogi. Yeah. Kimchi.

It sounds hot. I used to go to school with him. Oh, Bill kimchi? Bill Kimchi. But for, perfect. Thank you. I like it. You have.

It's such a good laugh. Love your laugh. But real quick, and then I'll let you, we'll saute it. Yeah, William Pitchie. I went to high school with a girl named Bitch Ho. No, you didn't. Bring him a picture of bitch ho. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. Don't look her up on Facebook. She wasn't Korean. She was Vietnamese. Oh, yeah. Oh, I see. Yeah, and there was a hyphen after the H.O. Yeah, you're going to get made fun of.

Yeah. It's not fair. I was, Adam Ray was too easy for Adam gay, Adam Fatim, Petus and Tits Kid, you know. You're a fat kid. That's what I meant by that, yeah. He's not a fat kid anymore. Now he's a fat man. No.

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By the way, for a guy that was fat, you don't have any I was a fat kid qualities because you're in great shaping. In great shape. Since I've known you. No. No. When we met, you were skinny, dude.

When we met, I think. And then I definitely flushed. When you opened for me, how were you? Good. You were really good. Good, good. And then, but then I remember the day when we were in San Diego

and I was, you know, I did not dress well. I did not take any umbrage with the fact that, I mean, I didn't have any money. I remember when I got my first check from the heat, Bobby pulled me aside. He goes, hey, put that away, save it, spend it, whatever you do. But, you know, and I know you're all feeling good.

Wow, the heat, pretty cool, right? Yeah. Getting some 1130 spots in the OR. Wow, it feels good, doesn't it? Doesn't it feel good? Yeah. Guess what? When you, nothing's going to change.

Right back to the grind, baby. And, dude, I said that? Yeah, and I appreciated it. Because then we went to San Diego a couple weeks ago. Why would I see that? Because you're a fucking bully. No, because you were trying to shoot me straight and be, like, you could see me getting ahead.

I was getting a bit of a head. I was like, I'm going to fucking big comedy blockbuster. And then you were like, yeah. You've never been that way. But Bobby made me throw out my jeans. He goes, we walked into, what's your gene store? What you want, South Edge?

APC. Is it, there was one in San Diego that was around the corner from ACC that we went to. Maybe a fashion gal. Fashion gal. Yeah, don't make fun of my parents' business. Anthropology. You know, that was his dad on a store called Fashion Gal in San Diego.

I always wish my parents owned a store. Yeah, yeah. Not like this, you don't. You don't. Yeah. So you go, I'll buy you new jeans and I go, oh, okay. And I didn't like know how to say, no. I was like, yeah, I was like,

I think my jeans are fine. And you look like you order those off a website that doesn't exist anymore. Yeah. That's what it looked like to me. And they were also too big. Now I feel like at least like, you know, there's a, everyone figures out like what their legs can handle tight, too tight. Bobby goes, I'll get you these jeans. They're like $300 jeans.

I was buying $16 old Navy jeans. Oh, yeah. Two for one. I'd go down to the Braille improv and I'd hit that old Navy before or after the show and be like, Daddy's got a weekend wardrobe. And then Bobby goes, take them off right here on the street. So I'm in downtown San Diego, busy Gasland. district and I'm just dropping trow.

And I bought you a $300 pair of raw denim. Yeah. And you lost it. No, no. I still, well, I don't wear them anymore. Why don't you wear them anymore? It was 15 years ago. 15 years ago.

Do you wear anything from 15 years ago? I do actually, yeah. Thank you very much. What do you wear for 15 years? T-shirts and stuff? I wear 15 years. I have some T-shirts that are 15 years old. No, you distressed them to look there.

No, no, I have some. But they're so brittle now. I can even wear them. Right. But I have them. You have them still. You have them. It is funny how.

Do you think that's- You got to the thing or no. Do we, what? Of the problem that we and I have? No, please. He wants to get the beef out. Oh, let's get the beef. Yeah, the Korean beef.

It's bull gogy time. New segment. So Carlos told you, right, that I didn't, that I said that I didn't want you on this podcast, which is not true at all. Wait a minute. Is that what you heard? The Adam Ray's show on Netflix, you were being lazy about going on. Oh, oh, that's what, yeah.

And I, yeah, I hear this show, no. And by the way, I don't want to say, can I just say that? Yeah. You're sounding defensive? It seems as if it was real. Yeah, yeah. One would think this was real. Yeah, yeah.

I'm calm. You're yelling. Okay. So what, explain your side? What you mean? What side? Carlos, give us the setup. Adam has a show on Netflix called the Adam Ray show.

It's fantastic. Please watch it right now on Netflix. Santino's on it up and I just wanted to complete the puzzle with one of my other dear one of the funniest people I know. I'm not a puzzle piece. But okay. I think so. Okay. Yeah, you are.

You're a little. Okay. That's puzzle piece, Bob. So what did you want me to do? He got the puzzle boubley instead of you. Yeah, he went booblet over you. He swapped that. We went booblay over Lee.

All right. So I apologize. I don't know. So what did you tell him? I said he's being a baby about it. He doesn't want. That's not what you said to me. What you said to me is I told Adam Ray that he didn't want, I didn't want him on this show.

No. And that's what you told them. That's what you told them. No. I told you that it was about. the Adam Ray show, not about bad friends. Oh my God, what do you lie? Time out. Time out. Time out.

Time out. Can we please explain your story, then we'll hear the rebuttal? Because this is not solving any problems. So what happened? Adam reached out to me about having Bobby on Netflix's The Adam Ray show. Correct. Different from bad friend. Correct. I reached out to Bobby maybe 19 times about it. Every time he said no. What do you go through? Stop. He's not done. Because, because, because I texted yet. three times. So we reached out to the book or a battle.

Stop it. No. No response. Stop it. So I go, Who asks no, Bobby? Carlos. Carlos has control the calendar, so that was a good move.

He said Carlos controls the calendar. And also, I can read the room. I go, I'm going to stop blowing him up. Clearly, either he's not seeing it, but three is a crowd. Three is a crowd. I did it. Let me say this. It sounds to me.

Can I defend Bobby for a second. Yeah, please defend me, Andres. I feel like I'm browning. You know what? Last time we went to San Diego together. Someone came to us and said, you guys are into comedy? Do you know Adam Ray?

He is really funny. And as you might... So we've been holding on to this. Bobby took it really well and said, oh, yeah, he's my body. I love him so much. He's great. Why do I feel like that's not how it went down?

That's how it went down. He started smoking again. It stressed him out so much. He walked outside and smoked again. Here's what happened. The server goes, you guys are doing comedy down here. you guys are comedians?

And we said, yes, don't know who you are. Have you guys heard of Adam Ray? He's funny. Jesus. That's exactly what the con. And Bobby said, we know him. We do know him. Yeah.

That's what he did. We do know him. And then you guys, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we do know him. And you know that he stopped doing his podcast, but we started one and it's the biggest show in the world. So, yeah. I said, yes. He's one of our best friends.

And Bobby goes, hmm, he knows Adam Ray and he doesn't know who we are. I did not do that. What did he do? He said, Adam is my. boy. No, you. That's what I did. That's the title of this episode.

That's what I did. You are a fucking liar. He's a fucking liar. Bobby is the boy who cried wolf. No, I never cried wolf. I've never done anything of such such a short. Yeah, yeah.

Time out. 19 texts later, what ended up happening? 19 texts later, I decide I'm not going to lie like I always do. This is Adam. We've known him for 20 years. Yeah.

So I just gave him straight truth. Straight truth. Because I thought he can handle the truth. He can. I couldn't. Few good men. I couldn't. He is one good man.

I thought that Bobby could handle that Adam could handle the truth. Like, I thought that everyone could handle it. Yeah, but you're not, as my representative, you lie. I'm not just representative. I don't make 10%. So. Burn. He said, don't go through him then.

So don't. Go through Melanie? Go through Abby? Melanie. Who's Melanie? My assistant. Great. You have her number?

I think I still have Abby's email. She'll schedule it for sure. Maybe not the right date, but she'll be. That is a. fact. It's a fact. Who is this? Melanie? Melanie, yeah. Yeah. But Abby's still your manager, right? Yeah, but she doesn't do my booking. I remember when I used to reach out to Abby for dates and then she'd be like, oh, sorry, Bobby's bringing Dean on these. And then I ran into Dean. I guess, I don't know if you have to believe the same amount, but whatever.

No. It's a known thing. But then Dean and I talked to the Comedy Store, because it's when it's right at the turn of when I stopped opening you for, and I walked up to the belly, or the Comedy Store parking lot, which you know well. And, um, hopefully, let's a call back to the car thing. I got it. And so, when you crashed into Rickston he's the man but so so so so Bobby goes hey Adam he goes you want to talk to your friend Dean here

and I go out and you had a big grin on your face because you were like this is awesome like the opener's fighting over their feature time for you and that's the whole point of life totally and he goes hey Adam he goes hey cool guy Dean's starting to take your road gigs and I go what and he goes oh yeah man you're at Universal Studios you got plenty of money coming in yeah he goes you got that Wolverine cash He goes, I'm struggling.

Yeah. And I go like, dude, I need the road work too. And he was like, and you were like, yeah, he's trying to tell you that he should come to San Jose, Phoenix, whatever. And that was shortly after that, that was the end. That was the end of it. Yeah. Are you enjoying the road now? You know, I'll tell you this.

Because it's so exciting to see all these Bobby Lee dates, dude. Yeah. You are enjoying it. Good. I'm enjoying it. I know it goes on to November and then my special comes out. And I'm going to take a little breaky break. Yeah.

You know what I did today all day? What's that? What's that? I woke up, right? I had, next to my girlfriend. Awesome. We went to the pool, right? And we did a lot of ass and grab in the pool.

Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm a mermaid. Grab ass. Yeah, you're a pirate. Oh, so it's role play at the pool? Is it a public pool? It's my pool.

Awesome. But it is public, it is public. Yeah, yeah. You are allowed to go. You are that generous. I'm very generous. Yeah. Yeah.

Put a sign up, come around the back, no diarrhea. And I realized, and I'm eating better, so I realized if I can just maintain this lifestyle, that's it you just coasting into the sunset yeah yeah that's all of it that is you've done it all haven't

you've been doing that what the fuck are you taught you act as if this was like a rarity like woke up late and hung out all day that's all you fucking do I know but every time it happens I go this is what I want well good it's working

yeah don't change a thing kid yeah I'm just telling you that it could be your future yeah I can't wait yeah it does seem there are though but every time I feel like maybe just shut

shutting it down for a minute, but then you look at guys, I mean, Rickles went until the end, right? There's certain people that, I think in all of us, there's no, there's no you get to 60 and you're just like, I did it, right? I think there is. Maybe? Yeah, I think we're wrong. You mean in 60 years?

Yeah. Six years. Shut, five years. Five. He's 55 this year. Five year. Yeah, yeah. 55 and like a couple, and soon.

Like, how old are you now? 44. Yeah, it's like, it's happening. Yeah, it's wild. I mean, I coughed in my back hurt today. Yeah. I literally coughed so hard. and then I was like,

I don't think I'm going to be able to make the podcast. I've done this before. See this right here? Yeah. This hurts. That's how old I am. Yikes. Ow.

Should you be like that guy, that monk that held his arm above his arm above his head for like 50 years. Do you know about this guy? I could do it for the rest of the podcast. Look at this. Yeah. The monk, you could never. A monk or.

Amar Bah Hardy. Amar Bahardi. 50 years. 1973 has not lowered it for 50 years. Wow. How the fuck do you just pull the, where did you hear this? And why did you have?

absorb it and go, someday I'm going to bring this up. Yeah, like, how do I know about August 12, but you don't, but now I'm hearing this. August 12th is real. This is real. No, that's not, it can't be real. A hundred percent, this is real. 50 years. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's the same guy. That's like one of these before and after cream commercials. Yeah. Like, that's not the same guy. You know, these are different.

Oh, look at that. Wow. Look at him smoking. That's why he smoked so much pot. He just forgot that. Look at the fingers. He just forgot. Zoom it on the fingers.

He needs a fucking manicure, dude. Yeah, that's wild. Look at that. Look at the blackmail. Fingered by that guy. Oh, let's move on. Ladies. Ladies.

Yeah, this guy held it for a deal. How did I hear about this? I listen to these podcasts, these like weird, intricate podcast. My wife gives me. And it's all got these weird little quirky stories in it. What are they? Like self-help or just like NPR like world human interest stories? Yeah, human interest stories about the, the, the, the, the, the display of his beliefs and all this stuff.

And what lengths people go to to, to characterize. carry out their truth. Yeah. Right? Like pitting your openers against one another. Someone's truth. Someone's truth, you know.

You can find the truth in that. Wait, Andrew and I were talking about, you know, there's black don't crack. What is the Asian version? Yeah, we couldn't. Don't raise it. Don't raisin. Yeah, that's right.

Is that the only, that's just, that's what it is. Well, I'm not the present of Asia. You don't have to ask the- Yellow is mellow. Yellow is in the 70s. No, that's Mountain Dew. Or that was Yellow-mellow. Yellow-mellow.

Yeah, yeah. We're a very mellow. Look at me. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not mellow? You can be. Yeah, yeah.

Am I mellow right now? For five seconds ago, you weren't. But there are times I can go yellow mellow. You go, you do go yellow mellow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And white, what a plight. Yeah. Is that hard?

White, what a plight. I think at 60. It's going to be all right. It's going to be all right. Yeah. When you see me at 60 is when you're going to see the deterioration of my body. That's not true. I think we saw it.

but wait you mean like full beard like yeah you're gonna go oh he's now in the twilight you're gonna be pat marita oh my god yeah you'll turn into pat marita i'll be pat marita because pat aged very gracefully i think you'll do the same but he had alcoholism well you're an addict i know but i'm not an active but he wasn't active when he was on his end of his life oh he was yeah he drank till the end he drank till yeah he drank how old did pat marita live until i'm gonna i'm gonna guess 77 76 86 He's got a big getting to his 80. Wow, look at it said Patrick Swayze first. The internet's all hopped.

Look at it. He died at 73 years old. Wow. Wow. Terrible. It's awful. And look up. Pat Marita Alcoholism.

Karate Kid and Happy Days. Only two things he's known for. What else do you need? Wow. I mean, Karate Kid, look, battle severe lifelong struggle with alcoholism began during his childhood, ultimately contributed to his death 73 years old in 2005.

Most of the adult life while concealing the heavy toll that took on his personal relationships. and also his career. Well, I got to tell you, big fan. But did it say that he had an orgasm or no? It did. That's what I just said. Yeah, it started as a child.

Would you take... At 12. He started drinking at 12. Yeah. Wow. Riddle me this, Bob. If you got approached by, I don't know, Christopher Nolan. And there's probably a different director that...

Yes. Okay. Bad example. Ben Schwartz. No. Okay. You don't even know what it is. I don't even know what the Pat Marita story.

And you're playing Pat. It's too difficult a role, I think. You think? I think you could do it. In what way would it be difficult? Yeah. Is it a silent film? Dude.

Bobby would kill silent film. That's so funny. Climbing up a rope. They caught him. Oh, no, it's a surprise. He's doing a kid's party. He's running away. He's being chased by the kid.

They got him. I forgot my car. Oh, he has nice kids. Look my own kids. Like my own tits. Oh, I'm going to suck off this fucking orange Julius. Hey, fuck you, kid. Stabing a man.

Cutting his throat. And then squeezing tit milk and cool whip all over it. Perfect. Can we get another suggestion from the audience? I could be a nice guy. Can I be a nice guy? Yeah, be a nice guy. Picking up a box, taking out drinks,

serving drinks. I think he's at a movie theater by himself. Licking his tits again. You're always looking at his tits. I mean, it always goes back to tit licking. That's my go to. Why wouldn't you do the Pat Marita store? I think that's, you really could.

You would rip that up. Because you come from addiction, so you could. Oh, okay. They're never going to give it to me. Stop this bullshit. Who else? Who would get it above you?

Ronnie Chang. Oh, Ronnie Chang. Yeah. All those guys would get it before me. Jimmy O Yang. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, we can keep going. There's so many.

Yeah. So many talented Asian guys right now. I mean, the Koreans are killing it in film and they would find any good career. Yeah. It'd be hard to compete. But don't you know all the guys now, right? All the film. I do.

I do. I do. I mean, I had a call a text maybe a year ago from a guy that's doing very well. and he goes, John Chu. You want to do something? I go. Spacey called him.

But it never happened. He's back, by the way. He is back. Never happened? No. That happens all the time. That's Hollywood, baby. Welcome to the real world.

Hey, you got a call and it didn't pan out. Grab a number. I know. You know what? I'm getting used to the denial. Yeah. Shut the fuck. I have.

You're cruising at the highest altitude right now. You're on a rocket ship that is full of fuel, baby. Yeah, you're on a concord. I'm on a fucking cessna. I have to stay below altitude. I have to stay below altitude. You're on a fucking flying jet around the world. So many different chapters, huh?

This guy, he's working. I've had so many chapters. What's your favorite chapter? This final one. Awesome. This final one is already the best chapter. This isn't the final chapter for you. It could be.

Epilogue? This is the epilogue you think? Yeah, yeah. You know, I'll tell you, I'm going to say something cheesy. I'll bring it on. But I was in bed with my girlfriend. What are you listening to? In my mind?

No, like in the, what's playing. Oingo bongo. Oingo bongo. It's always on. Yeah. Because you don't seem like it just, we're going to listen to each other, breathe type guy. Yeah, also, not just Ongo Bongo,

I have weird science playing in the back of the movie. Weird science. Yeah. I'll only have sex with my wife with comics Unleashed on in the back of the back of the time. Yeah, yeah. I have to. Just because, so Andrew, I heard you like the fuck.

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Yeah, and I memorized her like the twinkle in her eye. Wow. Yeah, and just our faces, you know how many touching? Wow. You know? Look at you. A little. Oh, that's the taste.

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See ya, yeah, baby. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Yeah, you can stop doing that. We got that. Okay. That'd probably get him the role.

Yeah. They go, he understands Pat so well. He looked his own tits for five minutes. You never met him, I met him. He was just... That's so funny, you never met him. You're getting a fight with the casting director. You guys never met him?

All right. Oh, yeah, yeah. How do you know he didn't do that? He could have. Rest in peace, Pat. Those types of things, too, in auditions, right? You always hear about those guys that did the wacky shit. My mom used to read so many of those stories of like,

you know, Ving Rames took his cackat or something like some sort of crazy... Or Henry Winkler did a tap dance when they... didn't call for it, you know, but he thought his character did it. Just all these weird little like go above and beyond step outside the box. Yeah. And then they got tired of that. Yeah. And they were like, stay inside of the box.

Just stands the box. Do the stuff. What's his name? T.J. Miller brought a bear to the Yogi bear. That's how he got it. Well, for Bruno, I auditioned and I was wearing short, like, jean shorts. Yeah. And I pull a testicle out.

Oh. And I came in that way. Yeah. Because it was Sasha. That's so funny. And I came, the reason why I got the dictator is because he felt. bad that I didn't get the Bruno. Awesome.

Yeah. No, because Bruno would have been better, I think. Dictor was pretty great. It doesn't matter. It was great either way. It's my story. Yeah. It's my story.

What do you care more about making it to the world or making being. Well, let's define the definition of being respected by your peers. You know, I think I have a combination of both, to be honest with you. You do. Yeah. It's 90-10, though, for Bob. It's 90% peers. 90% peers, 10% world.

Yeah. You think so? Yeah, I think so. And that 10% of the world doesn't like you that much. Yeah, so it's really, they love you. So you're saying, well, I don't like to pull it back and forth, back and forth. Welcome to Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, I like to be real about things.

Okay, be real. Yeah, you like to be real. You were sucking your tits four seconds ago. Shut the fuck up. I like to be real. Cut back. I like to be real about stuff. Okay, my bad.

No, here's what it really is. He cares as much about the fan adoration as he does about the respect of his peers. It's a 50-50 split is true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is. I think you do. You care way more about that. Wait, you're talking to Merritt about the community. What do you mean? We're talking about, no. We were talking last night about the store. About people going over their time in the store. We called out some people.

Oh, man. I could talk about that for days. It's gotten out of control. Who we talking about? Well, last night, Jay, Howie Mandel and Russell Peters, we called Mark to talk about it. And then he called Hallie Mandel to talk about it and how he admitted it. Well, it was. Jay. It was a horribly funny show, right? Yeah, they give me, so I get the call from Greg, right? Yeah. Greg calls me up, and I need a good guy. He's a good guy.

And so we called me up and I go, you go, we're doing, holy funny, how'd be funny, home to come in the comedy film. I go, yeah, go, come on. You know, I don't want to get out in much and say, you know, and I go, who's going to be there, right? And I go, Anderson, Tina, having me there. And I go, I'm like to do 20 minutes.

I'm like to do 20 minutes. You know, we all know that 20s get turned 40s. You know, excuse me? Come over here. Oh, not bad. Oh, you want to come over again? It's so bad. He's doing such a good job, and you're just killing it.

I'm trying to learn how to do impress it. Fuck you, man. It's so bad. I'm trying to learn. Okay, do it. Go, learn, go. I'm in Jay Lowe. Actually, not bad.

Yeah, I think that's pretty good. Jay Renno. Jay Renno, that's a mad TV character. You know, I lose confidence because of you. Good. You have too fucking much. You live up here all the time. That's how you walk around.

This is you. This is literally you on the internet. Everything. That's you too confident. Okay. He does. Lano. You don't do it. I want to play.

You imagine if he just fucking Peter out on his own show. It's so funny. Do another one. I can do any person you do. Okay, anything Adam could do you can do. You think so? He's a fun game. Dude, Tony Danza. Hey, Bobby Lee.

Hey, Bobby Lee. Come welcome to the show, Tony Danza show. Hey, the Tony Angel. Yeah, yeah. Welcome to Tommy Lanzza. Angel. Angel, come over here. Come over there.

Jonathan, you know, man. Rudy! No, that's a different show. He's doing Tony Downsah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you do Bill Cousby? I can do what Bill Cosby. They all sound the same.

Give me the pudding in the puttops. Wait, how about this? Can you do Master Splinter from Ninja Turtles? That one's yours. That's for you. That you don't have to do it. Bobby. Yes.

Bobby. Yes. I said twice. You were going to be the fifth Ninja title, but we couldn't find enough ooze to make you fun. Okay. So what am I? You are one of Super Shredders.

I'm a Super Shredger. How did you make it Asian? You made it more Asian somehow. He was going there. I had to feed him to it. Splinter was he Asian? Yeah. Splinter was a rat, Sense?

Yeah, he was Asian. A karate rat? That's Asian, dude. With those eyes, baby. Gotta be. Yeah. Yeah. You know who does the voice of Splinter?

who same guy who does the voice of Elmo Kevin Clash. I know Kevin Clash. You see the documentaries? Yes, it was incredible. It was incredible. Unbelievable. Elmo. Finding, no, finding emo. Elmo started an emo band. It was Dasport Confessional. It was Dasport Confession. Yeah. He started an emo band. Emo Elmo. Wait, if it's Elmo following around. My girlfriend doesn't love me anymore. Yeah, that's Kevin. He also did Splinter? Yeah. Wow.

Kevin Clash is very talented. Very talented. came from Baltimore. Did not know that. Did he not? Did you Google it? I don't know. How do you know that? I saw the documentary.

Oh, right. It's so good that documentary. Can you do it, Joe Biden? It doesn't be challenging, but you have to do it first. Bobby. Why? Bobby. I'm here.

We're doing it. Come on. Yeah. And remind him the administration we had the first black little mermaid. You know, I don't know if it's your physical. features, but you've made all of these Asian, even if they aren't. Well, then forget it. I don't have any support from you ever creatively.

When it comes to impressions, no. Yeah, and I, all right, well, then I can sing. Let's hear. Can you sing? What? I am. That was just me warming up. Okay.

Oh, my God. You're on the voice. Everyone's like just turning around so fast. Guys, I was warming. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I love Go

Go on Somewhere Over the rainbow Yeah Oh, tits Right to tits Right The kid loves the tits

He did grow up in Baltimore Maryland Shouted to Kevin Clash Sesame Street I would love to know What the residuals look like for fucking Elmo Well he's executive producer of Can you imagine? Of Sesame Street.

It's got to be the most sold doll in Sesame Street history. What, you know, the story behind it, right, is Elma was a thing before, right? And they kept passing the doll around.

Right? And then one guy threw it at Kevin Clash, and Kevin was a young, you know, black puppeteer. Yeah. And he was like, you're giving me this?

I don't know what to do with it. And he went home and he kind of, because he used to have a gritty voice. Yes. Yes. Like Oscar the Grouch type. Oscar the Grouch type of character. And he goes,

I love that you know. The foundation of Elmo is going to be love. Innocence, yeah. Love and pure innocence. Yeah. And he approached it from that direction, and he created the voice. That's pretty beautiful. It's special.

Remember when we went and saw the Mr. Rogers movie and both cried, but we were four seats apart? Why would we four states apart? I don't know. Did I buy four seats? Yeah, you like your space. Yeah. It's like you treat movies like Maggiano's. Yeah.

You get a little extra space. I do. Yeah. You sit over there. I got all these. Yeah. Is that what happened? Yeah, well, we both cried, I remember.

Is that but we did have a separation? Like maybe one or two, so. But I think it's because there was no one in the film. Okay, good, yeah, yeah. But you looked over me and you were like, you're crying, right? And I was like, oh, yeah. Yeah, Mr. Rogers. Yeah, it was the documentary, right?

Can we cry together? So beautiful. You don't cry at movies, do you? It's the last movie you cried in. Oh, I know what? I know. We already saw it. Project Hell Mary.

Hell Mary, I cried a lot at everything everywhere, all at once. Oof, yeah. I cried about five times in that fucking movie. That was a great movie. And then I cried, I cried probably the hardest

that I've cried. I know what. What? The rental movie. Huh? Family. Rental family? Ben Frasier.

I remember. Bald. Yeah. It was so fucking, do you ever see that? It was so fucking good. So underrated. It's an incredible story.

Brenner Fischer plays this actor who moves to Japan to try to reinvigorate his career because he can't get working at L.A. anymore. Then he finds like a job, which is him being a rental friend basically.

And they rent you out for a companionship. And this connection and this, dude, it's absolutely stunning. That's great. One of the best cries I've ever had, one of the best like heartwarming film. I also cried. Ernest goes to jail? Bald.

No, camp. All the, those earnest movies I grew up with. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Jim Varney. Jim Varney, yeah. No, what were you going to say? Genius.

Jim Varney was a fucking genius. He was. I don't think we're ever, characters that get to make films like Ace Ventura, like characters that you really believed were human beings. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if that's ever going to happen again.

What's the budget of those movies? Oh, I wanted the budget. 70 grand. I used to memorize Ace Ventura, like long paragraph pieces of dialogue and recite it to Friends on the Bus. Oh, dude. I fucking loved that movie.

3.5 million and they grossed $23 million. And this is in the 80s, by it. 23 million. In the 80s. Yeah. So that's like 60 million now. What did he got for that? Not a lot.

I don't imagine they paid him a lot. Back then, they probably didn't get anything up front. He probably got all of his money on the back end sales. Yeah, but that did a lot. VHS, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying, for the film, he probably got, I don't know, maybe 200 grand or something like that. Because who else did, like, 100 grand? Like, who else created a character to where it was just like, now he's going to camp,

then he's going to the Boney Ranch, then he's going to the bunny ranch, then he's going to fucking, you know, wild waves. So good. He just went to every place. And it was like, just drop the guy and it's fish out of water. right? Yeah, fish out, yeah. That's crazy. Let's think of some in space. They do it. They probably did space. Ernest Goes to Space? Yeah. I think they, no, they did.

Muppetsets. They did Apollo 13. I'm talking about Ernest. Oh, gotcha, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm talking about fucking Ernest right now. It's kind of a human Muppet. Okay, so. It's so funny. Was it a play out of space. Hey, Vern, it's outer space. They did go to outer space. Ernest goes to space never produced a feature length, although an outer space themed episode aired during the characters 1988 Saturday morning television series. Hey, Vern,

it's Ernest. Wow. Wow. Ernest P. Warrel. When he died? He died. When did he die? Not too long ago. I'm going to say 2004. I'm going to go seven. Seven. Eight. 2000. 2000. Hey, go back to that real fast.

No, this. 50? Yeah. This is an exploration. He smoked a lot. You get hear from that voice, man. Now, is this, was this a clever writing? If you zoom in on his name is Ernest P. Worrell. So Ernest, when someone is earnest And Worrell is that a play on worry Or warrior or worrying? He was like an earnest warrior Is that the Dead Sea Scrolls?

What are you doing? You don't think many times They're trying to interject that into the film? I don't think it needs one of all. Why Ernest? I think they write in a minute. Have you ever heard Ernest before as a name? They don't throw that into many scripts.

Ernest. What are you getting so aggressive from me for? You came at me, bitch. You said this isn't the Dead Sea Scrolls. Don't fucking start with me. The space movie was unmade But some fans think Rocket Man may have been

Oh, that by Harland, our boy. Yeah. Such a good fucking movie. Yeah, it's so good. The reason I bring this up is because I read an article one time that went in the depths of Truman, of the Truman show,

and the meaning was true man, every man. He was supposed to represent every man on earth. Oh, that's deep. And how he was representative, we all feel trapped and a part of something else

and we're all trying to find the real us as life goes on. And most of the time, it's right in front of your face. You're doing facial stuff, huh? I see your face. You're doing facial stuff. Like getting facials?

You're getting some deep facial work. Your skin is almost too perfect. No, I shaved yesterday. There's something rosy about your face. Very healthy. Well, he's going to be a dad soon. Maybe that's it. Yeah.

Have you announced that? Yeah. Oh, you've talked about it. Baby girl. Yeah. I don't know if you talked about it on pods or anything like that. No. Did you take the test?

Do you do the tests? Yeah, we'll find out who the father is in like six weeks. No, that's what I'm talking about. Can I tell you? I think I know. Mark Marrne. Yeah. Mark Merritt.

Dean Delray. Eric Griffin. Oh, yeah, dude. Payback for taking San Jose. I've found your wife. You know how much I love that club? She loves motorcycles. I'm excited.

I'm very excited. I'm terrified, but I'm excited, yeah. But I think it'll be good. I'm going to be silly. I'm going to be patient. I'm going to be all about it. But I don't know. Who knows? You know?

We know. I know. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be disaster. You're going to be twice, if not three times the father that Andres is. That's a fact. Yeah, that's not too much, though. You're dead?

Yeah, he's got a beautiful daughter. Wow. Like such a sweet little, and she's bilingual. Cool. She's bilingual, and so he gets mad because she'll answer, she hears in Spanish, but answers in English. And so they're trying to curb that. Wow.

And what does she say? Will you do the thing? You want to talk about making me cry? She loves this. Here, you want to make me cry right now? Tell them what you told me off the air about her. What's Bobby doing here? and I said, well, he has a headache.

What's Andrew doing here? She's so cute. She's wanting to know what we're up to. How is she? She's three. Three. And she hears us in the background at their house. So she'll go, that's Bobby.

Yeah. That's Bobby with Andrew. Yeah. Andrew's mad at Bobby again. That's what she says in the living room. Wow. So yeah, she gets to be part of my mental health. So what I have at my house, Esther brings her kids over.

Kalila brings her son over. Wow. We have a little pool. party. And now you're invited. Saturday's at 9. Now you're invited. Now they have a kid.

You have a kid, yeah. Don't bring a cat because there's red-tailed hawks in the back. Yeah, yeah. My God, are they really? Yeah. Yeah, don't bring your cat. You don't have a cat. No.

You guys have a dog. Two dogs. I got attacked by my sister's cat when I was in eighth grade and that solidified. Me, cats. Oh, God. That's a fucking wild. When you get hit stabbed by a cat. Yeah, it's the worst.

Because they click before to let you know. Yep. Yep. And then it just hopped. By the way, I'm sitting there eat a cup of soup. Oh, this story gets good, actually. I forgot this is what happened. I'm sitting there a cup of soup by myself. Mom's out working, sisters out smoking or whatever, getting fingering. And I'm sitting there and I'm eating my cup of soup. She's getting fingered? She had a wild couple of years in high school. Yeah. But now she's great. Now she's great. Still getting fingered though. Yeah, by Derte. My white rapper brother-in-law. And so I'm eating, shout-up.

Shut out. Shout out. It's the best. Check out his music. Just look up dirty. So I'm eating the cup of soup. Don't. And I'm watching.

I'm watching. Save by the bell of the college years, most likely. And I hear, look over like that. And I'm sitting there and I'm like mid bite and it's fresh. I've taken maybe two bites. It's so hot. This thing lunges at me. And there's no defense.

It's in my lap. So I put my hands up because I'm like, I'm going to stop saying. Boom, spilled. I mean, soup. cock. Oh yeah. Yeah. Just fall on Fox. Hold on. Hosting it, Joel McCall. Joe McCall. Spilled, I don't want to say third degree burns, but

I mean, it was bad for at least probably three days. And then the cat, so not only as a cat, so spilled, and then the cat's on me, clawing, and then, you know, one of those things my sister, you know, gets home and I'm telling her what happened, and she's like, no way, he wouldn't do that. And I'm like, fuck, if we had cams back. Let me ask you

a question. Yeah. Let's say I work for National Geographic. Imagine. Imagine if you do that. Oh, my God, I would love you directing an episode. Bobby, you can't keep turning in articles about poop. We're gonna have to get something else. Bobby's looking over at all the African women

being like, well, this is me. I have a tiger sanctuary, actually. I changed it. My God, can you imagine? Go on. Right, and I raise cubs to tigers. So I go out and sleep in the sanctuary with the tiger.

They know me, right? But you come over. Yeah. Would you go into the cage? No. Exactly. So why would you eat soup and run a fucking free

cat. When has ever been... This makes perfect sense. Wait, what the fuck are you... Wait, what? When is eating soup in front of a cat been an issue? It's an old... Look it up.

Look it up. You're not supposed to eat soup in front of cats. Like showing red to a bull. Yeah. This is a real thing. Once you let the cat out of the bag, you can eat soup in front of it. You can eat soup in front of your cat,

but you must keep the bull completely out of their reach. Yeah, you didn't do that. You didn't do that. That was your fault. That was your fault. Out of reach. But not because it's going to attack you being because it's a... Adam?

Adam? It's our show. The internet. The internet says what it says. Can cats eat chicken little soup? And was it chicken? Was it Campbell's chunky? Yeah. It was cup of soup? Okay. By Campbell's, no less. They did cup of soup? They did cup of soup. Wow. Yeah. You had a cup of soup. So go back. Look at this. Stop right there. Right there going. No, go back. My friend. You were there. So zoom in garlic and onions. These belong to the elium plant family and destroy a cat's, uh, destroy the screen's cutting on. The story cat's red blood cells, severe anemia. So it was threatened by you. So you were eating something that was going to hurt it. So it saw you as a threat. Now, looking back...

I'm team cat. I'm team cat over team. Oh, good. Good, good, good, done. But now looking back, I might have egged the cat on because I was like... Oh, see, yeah. Oh, call back to my thing. So I did, there might have been a little bit of encouragement on my part to warrant the violence.

Yeah, okay. You can't egg. But, you know, I raised my cats. Am I know my cats? Do you raise them or do they just? No, I have three cats. I raise them as they were in their kittens. He did.

He breastfed him. Did you really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And it hurts so bad. You know, and no milk comes out of here too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, by the way, I'm a man.

Oh, I've read your blogs. Yuzu comes out of there. Yeah. Yeah, fuck. All right. All right. All right. Oh, you sound like a cat.

All right. But I'm saying is if I had a sink a lion sanctuary, you wouldn't go into the kid. No, no, no, no, no, of course not. Because you should be mindful. mindful and be aware of your surrounding. Oh, I get fired up when I see kids tapping on the protective shield of the zoo. It's like you, I almost want those guerrillas to break it down and just wrap the kids. I'll go one step further. Shut down the zoos.

Don't need them. Yeah, you really see. SeaWorld especially. Shut that the fuck down. How is that still going? I mean, I don't know. But San Diego is home to Sea World and the biggest most popular zoo in the United States. You see blackfish guy? Well, I don't see color. But I have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have, I have regular fish. A documentary blacker face. Uh, it's a white fish doing black fish. Uh, it's a white fish doing black fish. Blackface? Do you ever see this document? Tonight we have a white fish to see me in Blackface.

Mm, good. Is that new style? New style. Okay. That's crazy. Blackfish is wild. Chili's is really expensive. Do you ever see this documentary is what I'm saying?

It's so fucking up. It's unbelievable. I mean, you saw this. Yes. Yeah. It's so heartbreaking. Yeah, it's traumatizing. When a mother can't get a hold of his kids.

When they get separated, you. You know? Yeah. Okay, forget it. No, no, I was in full support. I'm off. I'm off. I went to, you're good. Have you ever been to the San Diego, the wild animal park?

Like, have you done the tour? No. When I was down there one time, we went and we went on the tour and you have this young, you know, I was a tour guy at Universal Studios. And so I'm already empathetic. Of course, I'm already empathetic to the tour guide people because I'm like, it's such a tough job because you're delayed, you're backed up. But at the zoo, this guy is calling attention to animals that 87% of the time are like, I'm going to fucking take a nap. Yeah, I'm tired. Inside the game.

So this kid couldn't have been older than 24. We're going around, you can tell it's like fourth or fifth day. And he's like, guys, my name is Brian and welcome to the San Diego Wild Animal Kingdom tour. Who's ready to see some creatures? We're going around like, yeah, yeah. And we're going to, if you guys, oh my God, we're gonna, our first stop is Tony the Tiger.

Not the Froster Flakes guy, but he might enjoy a bowl of fun if you guys get close enough. Look over there. Tony is right next to that big tree. Oh, don't really see it. Well, you know what? We're going to do a loop on the back, and we'll see if we can see Tony next time. And if you look over here, you're going to see Hank the hippo. Hank has a sister named Henrietta, and they came over from Zimbabwe.

Look over in that creek, there's a couple little, no, fuck it. Well, Google a picture of a hippo. And he just, like, kept struggling. And we didn't see anything. No. Every stop. And you could hear, you know, at a certain point, he was just scrambling. He was like, there's a Latino family sharing a churro, you know, just to, like, call attention to something.

And you could hear people on the tram, like, getting restless. me like these fucking shit sucks. $300 to ride that thing. The zoo is a scam. It's a scam. It's a scam. Oh, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, there you go.

Whoa, whoa. It's Tony, tough eyes. Remember who to to do it? Oh, yeah, who to do it. You remember him? How could I forget? Yeah. You don't do like this like an eager!

You were smoking inside the gym. I know, I do what I want. You did smoke in that gym? Yeah, you smoked in there. I didn't get in trouble, but... How did we end up in that gym after hours? How did you get us in there? Pull that up.

There's one. One line that Bobby has in that, I don't know, we, my friend's wife taught. We did an Olympic submission tape. Taught classes there. It's such a fucking insane. But, oh, yeah, your friend taught classes there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's how we got to run up.

And he was spitting on us and choking us out. It was so fucking fun, dude. It was the most fun. Yeah, yeah. Click on the video. What year was that, Adam? Do you remember? Oh, man.

2012. Yeah. 10 to 12? Yeah. 13 years ago. Wow. Wow. Our Olympic submission tape.

Look at that. It's a nice... Oh, my God. It hurt my hip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smoking in a fucking gym. It's the... My name, Houtoutori,

Jr. For 20 years, I have my name, quickly. I train Olympic anything. Watch your bar. No. Oh, you've got to be graceful like an eagle. Like an eagle!

Hey! Come down here. Come down here. Grabbed him by his cock. I can you! Right eagle out your back! You do nothing like that. I don't know what that means.

Look. From very athletic people. Oh. Listen, looking. Get back up there. Tell the guy that. You know, don't remember you born with the champion. In your heart.

Keep him away. You can lick a lemur! God, it hurt. This tangle. We listen to nothing, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember how hard that was. Oh, yeah, dear.

Oh, my God. You don't need to do nothing. You can smoke. Drink, two drugs. Yes, do drugs. In your heart, you have to believe. Let me help you. All right, get it out of us.

Oh, my God. Good day. Some of our work. We should have to do a part two. We could, we should. We should got to get back out to the Olympics. Do we ever make it? They would take you guys to the Olympics.

We didn't make it. We never made it. We never made it. NBC's going to pick us up from that. Guys, we saw the submission tape. We got to work with these guys. We couldn't believe it. It's unreal.

Would you mind joining Snoop and Martha Stewart at the panel? That is, what a revolution. Snoop's like, fuck them hoes. And now my grandmother is like, I love Snoop. Yeah. I love Snoop. How does he translate? through every...

Because he lasted so long on such a commercial level that like he just won over everybody. He wasn't just a rapper at some point. He was a personality. Yeah. And it just, look at that. He's at the fight.

He's at like Churchill Downs. Yeah. It's insane. Look at it. High as balls right there. You know, I've smoked weed with Snoop. No, you didn't. Yeah, smoke all I want to do.

Just once. Yeah. Yeah, and he couldn't keep up. With you? Yeah, he bailed out. Huh? Can you smoke a lot? No, dude, I'm exaggerating.

Of course, he could fucking. keep up. He just smokes circles around this guy. It's all he does all day. I think the only guy to compete with him would be Wiz Khalifa. Or Doug Benson. I think Wiz smokes the most pot on planet.

Does he really? I don't think I've... We shot an episode of Punk'd with that guy and he was chain smoking joints. It was just joints, just joints, just joint. It was chain smoke. So he'd light another one with another one. They didn't have a guy he'd hand it to him.

He'd hand it back and smoke it. Then someone would light a new one. I'd never not saw him with weed. It was, it was impressive. You were like, are you high? Are you high? Or he's functious? he was just functioning.

That is one of the best parts of sleeping next to a man. It's like when I'll get high like her pregnant cravings are out of control so I'll be baked and then she's like oh my god we should get a pepperoni pizza with hot fudge and a baked potato and I'm just like that's exactly what I want. I already ordered it. I already ordered it.

I already ordered it. From my way what I remember that kind of meal is very good when you're high? Oh yeah. You had your day in the sun huh? He did. I did yeah. What would be your go-to Stoney's It's actually in the dark. It was in his room with poop all over the walls.

That's fine. But hey, dude, sometimes people like to paint. Thank you. We'll get creative. Thank you. Hey, when you would smoke, what would be your move? FIFA for hours or movies for hours? Movies for hours.

Okay. Yeah. Would you play little video games high? I would as well. Well, I used to farm a lot. Yeah. Still farm. I still farm.

That's the game. What is it farm? Farme. Star do Valley. No, no, no, no what you just said. Star do valley. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

It does matter. Yes, it doesn't matter to me. I'm joking. I'm joking. Okay. No, no, no, I want you to sit in this. Let me ask you this. No, no, fuck you.

What do you have? What do your crops like? No, no, no. What are your crops like? It's stardoo valley, say it. Star-Du-Valilililil. Yeah. Big melons.

Summer melons. Yeah. Loddok choy. A lot of bok choy. There's some bok choy, yeah, yeah. There's carrots. I love that. Yeah, there's apples. Standard farm.

The apple tree, yeah. Standard internet farm. There's a mallet melon. Standard internet farm. Standard fake farm Yeah Yeah that's the melon Look at that

What's the name of your farm? It's a tiger belly farm I'm sorry Cool no that's fine Hey Every opportunity Hey every opportunity is a breaking Opportunity man

I don't know The owner The guy that created the game Saw my farm And he goes That's one of the best forms Ever seen So I don't know what you're saying

Drowly Wait a second Yeah I love that Dude you just got so genuinely Defensive and proud He does And I love that for you

Eric Barone He came came on the tiger belly, saw my farm, and he goes, that was the most amazing far over the scene. Good for you, man.

How does that feel? Okay, it feels good. And then he had a symphony at the Greek theater and went. That guy's, he conducts a symphony? He wrote all the music for the video game

and they made a symphony out of it. Wow. That's in your face. Bobby, I would love to have you on the show at some point. You're just one of the funniest people I know. No. But also, respectfully,

dude, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I'm not doing it. Great. Yeah, yeah. Great. Can I tell you tell you the reasons, though? No, I'm all right.

No, no, no, no. I'm going to tell you the reasons. Yeah, of course. May I tell you the reasons? Yeah. Thank you for being a bad friend.