Bad Friends - Bonus Episode: Drop Out of College feat Lil Esther

Episode Date: October 1, 2021

Enter the Candy Crush All Stars tournament here: https://ccs.play.king.com/qsWL/bfpod Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com More Esther Povitsky Trash Tuesdays: https://www.youtube.com/c/TrashTuesday Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster Twitter: https://twitter.com/littleesther Website: https://sleepoverbyesther.com 0:00 Bonus Episode Sponsored by Candy Crush 1:42 The Von Trapp Family Visit 3:23 Andrew's Little Sister and Fancy B's College Students 22:30 What Women Talk About When They Are Alone 24:15 What Would Andrew and Bobby Be as Parents 30:47 Dropping out of College and Working for Idiots 33:52 Bobby Gets an Unexpected Scene Partner for Goodfellas 40:45 Celebrities College Students Don't Know 45:20 Who Would Bobby Save on a Sinking Boat 52:48 Bobby is Living Proof Women are not Shallow More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: George Kimmel & Bryce Hallock - 7EQUIS Podcast Producers: Andres Rosende & Pete Forthun This podcast episode was sponsored by Candy Crush Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey! It's a bonus episode! It's our first bonus episode! Yo Andrew, do you play games on your phone? I do, I only play games on my phone. And what's your favorite game on the phone? Oh, Candy Crush. You know what? That's all they need. That's all you need is Candy Crush on your phone.

I don't know why you go... The app should be just the... You know, the app store should just be the Candy Crush app store. You open games, it just goes to Candy Crush? Yeah. That makes sense. Hey everybody, how about a shout out for this bonus Friday episode sponsored by Candy Crush? We don't do bonus episodes, and it's only a special engagement like this, we do it.

This is special, and Candy Crush is making it special for us. We all know and absolutely love Candy Crush. The Candy Crush All Stars Tournament is live now and still in the qualifying round. It's early. Andrew, all you have to do is classify as the top player in your leaderboard to move forward and compete against everyone in America. Everybody, Bobby and I are athletes, we're champions, we're both very good. Bobby's better than me, but that's fine.

We've been playing, and if you think you can beat us... I dare you to try. You can hit the link in the description to join in on the action. Everyone can play, and anyone can win. Divine. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Why do you need an Asian dude?

You two are disgusting. Well, you two are something. We're bad friends. Let me just ask my fucking questions. Can I just ask my fucking questions? Everyone calm down. Let me just ask my questions. Are we rolling?

Let me just ask my questions. How did this come about? Do you want to talk into the microphone? We're not starting this. This is not a podcast. Yes, we are. Do you want to introduce the team, first of all? I mean, they look like the Von Trapp family. This is.

This is the sound of music. Yeah. Doe, a deer, a female deer, ray, a bunch of brothers and sons. Me, a name, I call myself. Esther. A long, long way to run. Showing off. Showing off.

Ladies and gentlemen, Esther Pavitsky is in the house. Give it up for Esther Pavitsky. No, let me acknowledge fucking Esther. Don't roll me. Esther, thank you so much for coming to the show. Thank you so much for having me. I was told to just show up and be quiet. Correct, but bring the mic to your face.

That's what we do. We always yell at her about mic to the face. Okay. So you're auditioning to take over Rudy's spot. Esther, of course, is one-third of the... I guess you're not really one-third. You're like... Because you're not a full size. You're a fun size.

So you're like one... I swear to God, she's not a dwarf or anything like that. Here she is. If you were hanging out with Bradley Williams from afar, they'd be like, look, there's two of them. You know? Would that happen, do you think? Esther is one-third of the Great Trash Tuesday podcast

with Kali Lakoon and Annie Letterman. You say dwarf? Thank you for coming. Is that a little person? Is that how you say it? She's not. She's as tall as you, by the way. And I'm not defending my size. I'm a little guy. A little tiny guy.

And I have a fucked-up body. And speaking of fucked-up bodies, we have the Candy Crush team here. So the Candy Crush crew is here. They're all fucked up. They're pure people. And that's my little sister. Do you know that's my sister, for real?

Is that really your sister? Yes. Why? What do you mean, why? Well, first of all, your sister... I know. There's like one more attractive... I know, but can you take your mask down so I can look at your face? That's my sister.

That is your sister. It is. You work for Candy Crush? No, I'm the intern. She's interning? Yeah. She's staying at you with you? Yes. Where do you think...

No, she's staying at a hotel. Yeah, she's staying at my house. Congratulations. Thank you. And that's what your sister looks like. She's very attractive. That's enough. I didn't...

I wasn't... I wasn't hitting on her. That sounded like it. You just called the intern attractive. Yeah. Oh, yeah, problematic. Is that problematic? Yes, I like it.

Esther's R.H.R. What's your sister's name again? Yes. What does she look like? Livia. Livia? Livia's not that bad. Yeah.

Lydia. Oh, Lydia? Livia or Lydia? Well, you tell me. You're guessing, not me. Alice? Okay, Alice? Yeah, yeah. Lydia, and what's the third?

I want it to be Montgomery. And Montgomery. Good guess. I've never met a woman named Montgomery. Montgomery. Montgomery Santino. That's the name. That's the name.

Well, we have different last names, but yeah. Yeah, all of you have different last names. All because... Because... Let me guess. Well, I hope you know after all these years. I do. I actually do. You had the same, but she's like Prince or whatever.

They want to change their name. Do like a symbol. So she changed it to something else. That's right. Like a symbol of something. That's right. So what's the symbol? This?

Show them your symbol. That's it. Oh, that's a symbol. That's it. So her name is Montgomery. Her name is Laquina, but she goes by Locke. Laquina.

By Locke. But she goes by LOC. Let's go back to the Candy Crush? Yeah, sure. Let's Candy Crush. No, I want to ask some questions before we even begin. Okay.

So you're the president. You created Candy Crush. He's one of the developers of Candy Crush. You developed it. How many developers were there? Like around 15. Oh, so it's not... 15.

That's big. That's great. Yeah. You're one of 15, and do you get a piece of the pie? Yeah. You get a piece of the Candy Crush pie. So you have some...

Because Candy Crush is killing it. A lot of money. So you got... You're a rich guy now. You're doing well. Yeah. Right? He's killing it.

You don't ever have to work again. Can you tell? Yeah, I know. No, because I can. Because the shirt is Apollo. And it doesn't look like a vintage. It looks brand new. So that's the money.

I mean, those slides are something I would wear. So, you know, that's dope. The shorts, I don't know. The legs are fucking millions. Those are brand new. Those legs are fucking... Those are new legs, Lieutenant Dan. The next evolution of white legs.

And what do you think of Cherry's shirt? What do you think she does? She is a PR. Tell them what you do? You're right. Yeah, you are right. Are you PR? She does public relations.

You do public relations. She does. I don't even know what that does. I know you don't. Thank you. But why don't you guess? They deal with, like, social media. Also, creating, like,

contacting, like, newspapers and ad agencies and this and that to promote their... Let's go to Esther to figure it out. Yeah. Well, it's interesting that your first go-to for marketing is newspapers. I said social media first.

No, you did say newspapers. But, yeah, marketing, social media, yeah. Why is newspaper such a bad guess? I think it would be a bad place to advertise candy crush. There's feel... You summon through a lot of newspapers? If I met the LA Weekly and the last thing was, like, a bunch of, like, candies being crushed together.

Last time you read an LA Weekly. 15 years ago. Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? Okay, well, they would... But did they contact, like, fuck... Like, Ellen.

Yes. They'll contact Ellen. She could contact Ellen. Have you contacted Ellen? Not really. Yeah, but you have in your life? Yeah. There we go. Bingo.

There you go. Can we go around? Yeah, please. Stand up, please. No, don't boss her around physically. That's so weird. I just can't fucking see her! She's right there.

I can't fucking see her! Seven feet away from us. Yeah, yeah. Take your mask down, please. No. No, no. You can't tell people what to physically do. So, thank you for standing.

And I got a whole thing. You work also a part of the group. You're a part of the group. What do you think she does? Is there offices there? What? Is there a physical office? They work from a van.

They bought a Candy Crush van. Yes, there are offices, but all these people work in different locations. Oh, wow. Yeah. You're Europe. Esther, what do you think she does? What do you think she does for the company?

I can't imagine other positions there besides marketing. Is there like office supply organization? No, no, no. That's rude. That's so funny. No, I wasn't even looking. You do pencils, you do pens. You do paper, you do staples.

No, you're like an associate producer where you... Who an AP? Like an AP where you deal with money. Oh, wow. You know what I mean? She's in the finance department. Am I right? So you're pretty close.

Okay. That's really good. You're like so far, you're like three for three. And then the last girl on the floor... Also, or... Oh, sorry, go ahead. Sorry, or... Or?

They don't even work for Candy Crush, and this is your sister's friends. And they're in town, and they're just here. Ooh, it gets spicy. Yeah, so that could be also. Is that another option? That's an option, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think this last...

If she worked for Candy Crush, looking at her eyes... You're not going to believe it when I tell you. Okay, I'm going to say... janitorial? I mean... Right on the money. I'm kidding.

No, she is the poop cleaner. No, no, no. You're social media. They're kind of... Yeah, yeah, yeah, you kind of just social media. On the game, they, like, have animated people. She's one of the main models that they animated them off of. Really?

Yeah, she's the one. Wow. She was the first one. These two went to school together. Which ones? This gentleman, who's the developer. I want to see everyone's name, so I can memorize it.

Go ahead, let's see if you can try. Montgomery, we did it, got that. Montgomery symbol. You. Matthew. Vera. Like Wang. Do word association.

Matthew. McConaughey. Vera Wang. Victoria Beckham. Beckham. The queen for me. Victoria Beckham. Victoria Beckham.

Perfect. Victoria Beckham. Victoria Beckham. Victoria Beckham. Is that David Beckham's wife? I love it. You mean the last human? Sophie.

Sophie's choice. Sophie's choice? Yeah, yeah. At the end of the podcast, we're going to go back and see if you remember their names. Let's talk about the rules of what we talk about.

Obviously, we all know how Candy Crush is played. You played Candy Crush before? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Can I tell you what's really going on? Yeah, tell me. Because I know you want to know. I do.

That girl right there is not my sister. Okay. None of these people work for Candy Crush whatsoever. Okay. Yeah. These are Andreas's students. For what? The film school kid,

or whatever it is. Are you serious? Yeah. I believe that. Yeah, that was the point of it. What school do you guys go to? Quinnipiac. Quinnipiac.

Quinnipiac. Quinnipiac. Where's Quinnipiac at? Quinnipiac is where? Connecticut. Connecticut. What are you doing here? They're just having a good time.

You're having a good time? Yeah, they're interns. For Andreas? No, we all have different internships from different companies. Andres is... He runs the program. What? Andres is a teacher.

How is he a teacher? He's not even an American. He can't even speak English. He's insane. They had a non-English-speaking guy to teach. Did he even go to college? No. Why him?

I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I think we think Spanish people are astute and fancy. Is it the fancy accent? Yeah. Do you like him? Yeah, no.

You like Andreas? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he tell you, did you guys know that we call him Fancy B? Yeah. Some of you? Do you know why we call him Fancy B?

Why? Do you guys not know? Hmm. I guess you'll never know. I guess. So, Fancy, what would the B stand for? Well, he's Spanish, so... Or Mexican.

I don't want to give you a hint. Maybe you should do it. No, because I already know what it is. This is a game. So, what do you think it might be? Beats me. Yeah, you are. Fancy beats me.

Very good. Beats me. Fancy beats me. Fancy beats me. Fancy beats me. What are you trying to say? What are you saying? Fancy beats. He likes him. Close your hand if you need help.

Yeah. Mr. Huff, you've been. Good. How about you? What's wrong with you? Are you high right now? She's uncomfortable. No, I'm not high. This is weird for her. She's not used to this.

What's wrong with her highness now, right? I know about your smoking a lot of weed lately. I take edibles. I start it, yeah, for the first time. What are you guys whispering about? What about you? What? About what? I'm dressed wrong. I smell weird. I'm ugly.

Do you want me to put them in the other room? No, I like them here. Okay. We've never had an audience before. Uh-huh. What the fuck is your problem? Which one are you talking to? All of them.

No, no, no. Who specifically are you talking to over there? What the fuck? I knew you wouldn't remember. I will, um... Victoria. That's the one in the corner. That's exactly. I'm talking to a Victoria.

Oh, that's who you're talking to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Esther, what's up with the weed intake? I've been sober, like, for 33 years, and then this summer, I had to take, like, a really strong pain pill, and I was like, oh, I like how that felt. And so then...

Literally how, like, addiction starts? Yeah. And I was like... It was an opiate? Yeah. Which one? It was hydrocodone. Oh, my favorite one, my favorite.

So good. It's so good. So you took hydrocodone. And I was like, oh, I want more of that. And then to my friends, like, we don't think you should, like, get into pills. Yeah. I think what you're looking for is pot. And then I tried smoking, like, a...

like, a thing, but it was making me cough. So I'm like, oh, gummies. So now weed gummies. I'll do, like, five or 10 milligrams at night. Perfect. I cannot believe how amazing it is.

I can't believe you got so long without one. I mean, you came to my party high. Oh, yeah. You were high. Yeah. Yeah, I could tell. Is that bad? Like, I don't know.

What was I doing to you when I would walk by? You came into my ear, and you were like... That's what he does. Yeah. Right, and she would laugh. You said it in my ear, what?

What? What did you say in my ear when you walked by? Yours? I can't say it. Say it. What? I said, I love you.

Mm-hmm. Because I love him. Yeah. Do you take edibles? You know, no. But his eyebrows do. They do it. Look at those fucking eyebrows.

No, it's a... I take... I don't like edibles. I like smoking weed. I like smoking a joint once in a while. I just can't believe, like, how... Sorry, I know Bobby Sober. Is this, like, inappropriate?

I'm just jonesing. I'm sorry, never mind. I like watching Jeopardy 2. That's also fun. While you're high. Oh, you're high? Both. Yeah.

You guys smoke weed? Well, here's the deal. You're in the state of California. It's legal here. You know that, right? There's nothing, like, mysterious and weird about it. You guys are 18, correct? They're all above... They're all of age, right?

They're all adults. So you can go to a store, right? You can legally do it. In fact, when we were talking to you guys across the street from the improv, when I said hi to you guys... Oh, they are, because I saw a photo. That's right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know what they're doing here, then. Andres, drop them. I know, but I just... Do you don't like their presence? No, I love them a lot. They're really good. Are you guys all from Connecticut?

No. Where are you guys all from? Just say it real quick. Go, Montgomery. New York City. Can't you tell? Yeah, I can tell. She had that New York accent.

I'm from New York City. She had that New York accent. Boston. I'm from New York. New York. Boston. Boston. Maine.

Yeah, Quinnipiac. Maine. You ever heard of this school? Yeah, John Campinelli went there. Did he really? Yeah. What's it known for? It's liberal arts, right?

What is it known for? Liberal arts. Are you guys sure you're going to school there? They have no fucking idea. I think I asked them that other night. I said, what is it? And they're like, yeah, yeah, it's kind of like... It's just a small private school.

So this is what this is. It's a small private school. This is where mom and dad were like, where do you want to go? And they're like, we're not smart enough to get into Harvard. Right. And look at that.

Yeah, that's their bragging right. We're close to Yale, but they can't get into fucking Yale. They can't even go to like the games. How much is it cost a year? 60 grand. You went to where? University of Illinois. You went to U of I, didn't you?

Look at you. You stayed in Illinois like a good girl. My parents made me, and then I quit. Where'd you go? Oh. Yes, you. It's kind of funny I'm wearing this shirt. I didn't mean to wear this shirt, but I did. Yeah, I went to Arizona State.

I wanted to get the fuck out of Illinois. I was not going to stay. Yeah. Everybody I know went to Illinois, Iowa, Nebraska. Miami of Ohio. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

And then some of my smart friends went to like... Michigan. Yes, I did not get in there. No chance. I don't want to talk about this. You didn't get in anywhere, did you, bud? No, I don't want to. How many schools did you apply to

when you were in high school? I applied to one I didn't get in. What was it called? Devry. Didn't get in, rejected. So, yeah, couldn't get in. Did you really apply to anywhere? I went to Palomar.

It's a community college, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's a good CC. What does Palomar CC rank on community colleges? Yeah. I think it ranked.

Look at that. Look at the symbol, it's nice. Palomar College, that's it. Shout out to Palomar College. Yeah, I went to four weeks of it. And then I ended up going there. They had these little piano rooms. Mm-hmm.

So, they had these little tiny rooms, right? Instead of going to class, right? I would just go... And they have little mini rooms where you can close the door. How perfect for little Asian boys to sneak into little piano rooms. Like little magnets for you guys.

I know. They just place them around schools. Yeah. How are we going to trap the Asians on this campus? Right, right, right. Put a little piano rooms all over those motherfuckers.

It's funny because one of the rooms has a piano. The other one had, like, num chucks. I guess the wall. You know what I mean? I would go in there and do two hours of just practicing on that.

One just has a walk. Teach yourself how to walk. Yeah. What's... And at Punapiac, we talked and you guys were doing all different things. Only one of you,

you, are in the film business. Not really. No? You are? Yes. You are, too, I thought. I'm doing production, yeah. Yeah, well, you're in film.

That's film. And then you are... She's in production. Yeah, you're in production. And you are, too. Yeah. And what are you doing? So, I'm a double major

and I'm a minor in film. Let's not fucking brag to us. Okay? Yeah, yeah. We're blue collar dropouts. We don't need you fucking boasting. What are you going to do in film? Are you going to be...

I want to be screenwriter and actor. Oh, awesome. Get her out of here. Immediately. Hey! Hey! All right, everyone. This episode of Bad Friends is sponsored

by my, like, favorite game. One of my favorite games of all time. Yeah. Which is Candy Crush. And this is sponsored by Candy Crush All Stars. The All Stars. Bobby and I have been killing it.

We've been playing off-camera, off-show, but now we got to do the show. Yeah. So, we can't crush as much as we want to. And I think I might be doing better than Bobby. You're not.

No, you don't think so. I'm better than you when it comes to stuff like this. Okay, fine. I don't want to argue about this. Yes. But here's the deal. We got to do the episode.

So, we had to employ some of our employees to play for us. Fancy, you want to play for me? Of course. Okay, Fancy B is going to play for me. Yeah. And good old Putin Pete is going to play for you.

How do you think about that? I like it. Is that okay? I got you, Bobby. I got you. I'm going to make the arrangements. They're going to go head-to-head crushing each other, and whoever crushes the most levels is going to win

at the end of the episode, and whoever loses has to make out with George. That's right. I like that. Yes, George. Yes. Like, if Pete can't catch up to me, he's going to get half the kiss. George, open mouth or close mouth?

I think tongue. I want tongue. No. Yeah, yeah. French, French, French, French. All right, so that's the deal. That's what they got to do. Pete can't catch up. That's what happens. Check them out while we're doing the episode.

You can watch them go head-to-head, and you guys need to get in on this. It's free to play. It's so much fun, Bob. Tell them where to go. Okay, hit the link and try to beat us, and if you haven't joined yet,

you're missing out. Now, guys, everyone that we know, I think, is playing Candy Crush All-Stars Tournament. Even our friend Whitney Cummings. Whitson. Yeah. And also, you know who else is in? Chloe K is in.

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or go to anchor.fm to get started. Did you always want to be an actor? I don't really know what I wanted. I think I just wanted... Do you know what you want right now? No. I just wanted to be quiet.

It was good to get her for Rudy. I worked with her once. On what? We acted once. On what? Your fucking show. Oh, yeah. Alone together.

And we also worked together on Love. Oh, yeah. I was on her show, too. Yeah, you guys were both on it. You don't remember that? Was I that bad? No, I remember, but I was thinking of Love. You were crazy.

What? You seemed stressed out. I was very stressed out. You were running around. I always forget how tiny you are. Yeah. Look at your... Put your hands up.

Look at how small your little hand is. Look at those things. Oh, my God. They're not even hands or paws. They're a little tiny paws. Yeah. You are so fucking small. Thank you.

Does Dave's penis look big in those hands? Oh, my God. Come on. Hey, of course it does. Of course it does. I mean, because he's a little Jewish guy, right? He's not that little... He's not a little guy? He's a Jewish guy? That seems racist.

Do you say Jewy? Yeah, yeah. He's a brilliant little Jewy man. He is Jewy. And he probably has a cute, pudgy, kind of matzo-y... A matzo-y penis? Pee-pee, right?

But in her little hands, they look gigantic. Massive. Yeah, yeah. His penis is actually the exact same shape as a dreidel, genuinely. Michael, have you seen Kalala's hands? Yeah. They're huge and long.

He's got a penis that looks like, you know, like a Xanax. Tic-tac. Yeah, something like that. A pill or something. No questions about it. Are you mad? Well, it's just Dave's...

She doesn't want to talk about it, Dave. Dave's worst fear is that, like, I'm talking about... Like, that people are talking about his penis. Because every time he sees, like, women together, his first thought is that they're talking about his penis. I'm sorry, we could edit that out.

No, it's fine. No, I think... He's got to grow, though. Yeah. He's talking about his penis? Yeah, that's a paranoia that he needs to get over. Why?

I agree. Because it's like... I didn't say anything bad about his penis. But this is not your issue, it's his. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. He thinks all women...

But to be fair, and this is not being sexist, nine times out of ten when I'm going to get coffee or lunch or whatever in public, if I'm crossing... This morning, literally this morning, if I'm crossing the path

of two women in a conversation, it's about a dude. It was. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, almost always. Or something about a relationship thing, or... Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Two girls together. Two girls together, what are you talking about? Usually relationships stuff. Stuff. Wait, when you guys... What are you talking about? It's just you and another girl of coffee.

Go ahead. Hey, S, what's been going on? I like makeup. Ooh. I don't know. Well, I'm also, like, in a nine-year relationship, so I'm not...

There's nothing to talk about. Yeah, but they talk to you about their shit. Unless you're with another married girl or whatever, and then you're talking about... the annoyances of the marriage. You know what Dave did yesterday that fucking pissed me off? What?

That's what you would say. No. Do you never complain to girlfriends about Dave? Uh, not really. Dave is a pretty good partner. Like, I always say that if he killed me, like, I think it would be justified. When you guys look at Andrew and I,

and be honest, and I, you know, I'm Mr., you know what I mean? I like criticism. Because you guys are so young. Do you guys look at us as old men? Mm-hmm. She nodded her fucking head. She went like that, ready?

Which one? Ask me, and I'm gonna be her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you look at me and Andrew and I, do you look at us like old men? Um... That's literally what she does. Yeah, she nodded her head.

Yeah. Yes. Like, you guys look at us like... Older. Older, but your parents. Like, your parents? Like, we've hung out at your parents' house. How old are your parents?

64. Whoa, really? That's older than I thought. Yeah, yeah. How old is your parents? 50 and like... So, I'm 50. No.

Middle age. Can I guess your age? He's 50. I just said it. He just turned 50. I just turned 50. No way. Yeah.

Yeah, so I'm... You guys look at me like I'm a parental figure. No, no. See, ironically, they probably think I'm more of a parental figure than you, and I'm 12 years younger than you. Yeah, yeah. Who's more parental? Me or Andrew? Don't be afraid to say me.

Yeah, yeah. You saved this option. Your little friend that could save you from almost nothing. Yeah, yeah. Who's more... I'm for sure more parental. Who would you trust to take you on a road trip? Safely. Why?

That's offensive. That hurts me. You guys seem like he yells at the GPS, but he's like following the GPS. Thank you. And you think I'm going... What's going on? What is that?

I don't know how you... What? That sounds right, honestly. No, no, I'll be the one that already don't... I don't need a GPS because I don't fucking know where we're going. Oh, you know how to get there? No. You know how to get to Santa Rosa?

No, but I would pretend, though. I got this. I got it. We're on a dirt road, there's no street lights. You end up in Mexico getting robbed and shot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No thing. What do you think?

Yeah, for sure. There's no doubt. I'm a parental and responsible. Yeah, this is like not even a thing. It's not even... It hurts me, though, because it's like... I'm responsible. You play video games till four in the morning.

No, I don't. Sure you do. Three. No, I mean, what does that have to do with it? What does that have to do with being a parental and responsible? Yeah, you're right. Now that I think about it... Listen, I...

Just like Andrew, I own a home. Right? Mm-hmm. I pay my mortgage. Yeah. Those are basically the same thing. Yeah. What?

Owning your home. Just shut the fuck up. Hey, hey, don't you do that to her. I'm sorry. I love you, but shut the fuck up. Hey! Hey. Okay. I fucking pay my taxes.

You don't? Yes, I do. No, you don't. Your business manager does. It doesn't matter. I hired a businessman to fucking pay my taxes. I know, but you don't physically do things. I physically call the guy and goes, can you do my taxes?

Yeah, he says yes. You don't clean your house. I know, I hire... I could clean it, but I hire somebody to clean it. I know, because you're a fancy guy. Yeah, but that has nothing to do with responsibility. Kind of. No, I would disagree.

I wash and I bathe. That's... You want credit for that? I want credit for that. I want credit for eating... Meals? Two meals a day. Okay, I guess we're even closer to responsible.

But in terms of, like, on the general hour, like, military. Mm-hmm. Yeah, one to two. I had my lunch. Seven to eight. I ate my dinner. Yeah.

So that's responsible, right? You sleep until... So you all think that I'm less responsible... You're responsible than him. No, they would just trust me to do the parental thing. That's all. You'd be a cooler dad. Yeah, you'd be a cooler dad.

He's so much more fun. That's good. Yeah. Like, he would discipline you. That's right. He's a free-for-all. Yeah. In fact, you know what I would do?

If you guys are... Let's say you were my kids. All five of you. One, two, three, four. All five of you. This is what I'd do. I would go, hey, guys. Wink, right?

Don't ever go into my wallet, wink. It'd take out thousands of dollars. You know what I mean? I'll just leave it down on the kitchen table while I go upstairs and go to take a nap, right? Also, I'll say, I never count my money. Wink, right? And that's cool, right? Number two, it's like,

you guys are smoking weed in the house. Oh, no. In high school. I go, hey, guys. Stop doing that. It upsets me. Wink, right? You guys can watch anything

on the flat-screen TV in the living room. No, not from not in my house. None of you guys, no way. You let them steal all that money? Yeah, and also on this, it's like, no curfew. At all. Come home whenever you want. Yeah, and if I was your father,

you would all get cars. Wow. Yeah. And not like, we wouldn't go to like a used car, right? You buy them all brand new cars. Whatever. Teslas.

Teslas? Fucking Teslas, dude. All you guys are getting Teslas. Right. Well, first of all, you're all five sharing a car, and there's going to be a schedule on the refrigerator, and you're going to have to mark down when you need the car, and if the car isn't returned, you're banned from the car

for the next ensuing few days. You know that. You know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right? See, that's who he is. If I see $20 missing out of my money jar, you're all grounded, and then nobody gets the car. And what is the car?

What is the car? Your car? No, what is the car that they have to share? Like, it probably looks like that. Well, I'm going to get a fan... Daddy gets a fancy car Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The kids are going to have to share a junk piece of shit. It looks like that mystery mobile

from Scooby-Doo. It's a van. It's a gutted out van. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're driving a big van, a pass van. That's what it is. That's what it is. You're driving the Scooby-Doo van. That's what you're driving the Scooby-Doo van.

The mystery machine, yeah, yeah. You're driving the mystery machine, and there is no mystery. That thing's got to be back by 7 p.m., pal. All of you have a curfew. And you know what? Your curfew is staggered depending on your grades. That's right. And you know, you get a little bit more pass

because you're my favorite because of the red. Did you have a curfew? No, I had no rules growing up. No religion, no rules. That's a lie. No, it's not. But that made me a good kid because there was no restriction

so that I didn't want to rebel against anything. Are you half Jewish? Yes. Mom? Dad. So you're fake? Yeah. Right.

Yeah. You know that, right? Were you the funniest person in high school? I mean, when did comedy become a thing? No. Um, I just always liked it. I don't know. High school, you were in plays and stuff?

I was very silly. You know what? I took dance class every night after school and I thought I wanted to be a dancer and then I realized that the thing I liked about dance class that I was, like, embarrassing myself and being silly and making, like, the other girls laugh. Hmm.

Uh-huh. When did comedy kick in? I was still waiting. No, don't do that. That's a bad joke and you know you're very funny. When did it kick in? What does that mean, though? Kick in? When did you go, fuck, I need to do this

for this has to be my life? Uh, in college, when I decided to drop out, I was like, I'm gonna, like, pursue stand-up and any kind of comedy. It's so cool to drop out of college. Yeah, did you? Did you drop out? Oh, no, still in it.

No, they're in it, but I'm kind of trying to... Oh, yeah, yeah. Because I think it's... Not cool. What'd you say, fans? Not cool. No, it is very cool. By the way, what does...

Fancy went to college, you know that, right? And you know what he's doing? He's working for us. He works for idiots, okay? So who really won? He works for us. I went to Arizona State, so dumb.

but I went to the dumbest college you can go to. This bimbo... I don't know how to pronounce words. He's an idiot. I'm a fucking idiot. And your teacher works for us. Yeah, yeah. So who won?

I don't know anything. You know, I don't know how to do... We're so dumb. I don't know how to tell the time with the hand. Well, they're facing the same way as bad at the start, yeah, I know. I don't know.

I literally don't know. I've never learned. How to tell on a face clock? I don't know how to do a face clock. I don't know how to do a face clock. I don't know how to do it. And people have taught me, well, Bobby, it's easy.

I don't want to know. Why do I want to have digital? Well, because he... Yeah, he doesn't want to know. Can you write in cursive? No. Okay. No, please don't tell...

No, it's for fun. I can't hear, though, because I don't want to learn it. What time is that right there? 2.30. What? Is that 2.30? You think that's 2.30?

Yeah. I don't want to know about it. You don't want to hear. I'm just guessing based on what I see. Okay, 2.30 is right. Is it right? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, you're right. But then I don't know, like, also when... what side the sun sets. The sun rises in the... I don't want to know. Don't ever tell me. I guess that happens.

I always go, oh! Oh! Or when it goes down, you know what I mean? Have you ever seen the sun and the moon up at the same time? It's never happened. It's impossible. It's interesting. A sun and the moon aligned at the same time.

That's impossible. Both in the sky. They're on the opposite sides because... because obviously there's night and day. So the sun is up, the moon can't be up at the same time? No, they both exist. It's not like one goes... But can you see...

Can you see both in the middle of the day? Can you see the sun and the moon? Yeah, from these ends. Okay, if they're like this... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, so then you can see sun and moon. Yeah. Otherwise, you can't have the sun and the sky

and the moon and the sky as well. They got to be like this. Yeah. If you're at the comedy store, standing outside, do you know, like, which way is north, south, east, west? Yeah, because I drive. Because I know that...

The car has the fucking compass in it. No, no, no, no. That's not it, dude. I just know that, like, sunset goes west. Yeah. Because I can get to Santa Monica that way. So that's obviously west. So I do it by the road.

I'm not dumb. You know what I mean? You are dumb. I am dumb, but I just don't know certain specific little things like... How to tell time and stuff. How to tell time and stuff. Yeah, yeah.

But I know what's south north and where I am, like, if I'm walking around. You have good internal compass... Internal compass is good. Yeah. That's okay. That's all you need. You know, I have a job for her. Listen. Who?

What's her name? Montgomery. Yeah. My manager was like, well, Andrew and Bobby want to do a film and they're like, oh, we were really interested, maybe, right? Because my people

are trying to push a movie with us. Yeah. She could play your sister. That's right. We don't know if she can fucking act. You'd have to read. We're not going to offer. Do we have a scene down there?

Yeah. Throw up a scene here. We have a scene. You want to act? All right, let's do it. Wow, I like that. She's trying to get into the business. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want Esther to read action lines because she's really, really good at that. I don't want to be Tommy. I think you're better with Tommy. First of all, it's you and her. I'll do the scene again. I'll do the scene again after, and then we can judge it. No, you're going to be better

because I can't do the accent of Tommy. Or because I'm a better... No. Except because I'm a better actor? What do you mean, I'm funny? Okay. Okay, so here we go. Esther?

No. Tommy has just told a story that's cracked up the entire company of gangsters at a table. You know what? You're really funny. Really funny. What do you mean, I'm funny?

You mean I'm funny? You know, you're funny, you know. The story, it's funny. You're a funny guy. What do you mean? Do I talk? What? You know, it's funny. It's just funny.

You know the way you tell stories? Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it? Tommy, no. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, Anthony. Either big boy, he knows what he said. What did you say? Funny how? What? There's a look. Okay, you do it now.

No, no, no. Okay, I'm sweating. Maybe I'm not a good actor. You're a great actor. And what do I have all the lines? She picked the ones with the lines. Alright, sorry. Vanessa's scene.

Just, you know, you're funny. No, no, no, no. You mean, let me understand this. Because I, maybe it's me. Maybe I'm a little fucked up, maybe. I'm funny how? I mean, I can't do this. You're doing great.

I am. Fuck you guys. Like, I'm a clown, I am using, I make you laugh. I'm gonna fuck you, me and you. What do you mean funny? How funny how? How am I funny? I just, you know the story. You know how you tell it.

No, no, I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny. There's a long, suspenseful pause. One, and two, and three, and four, and five.

Shut the fuck out of here. You motherfucker. I almost had you. I almost had him. You stutter and prick here, Frankie. What was he shaking? I wonder what you sometimes had. I'm glad we did it. Oh, fuck.

Oh, god. You got the gig. You're way better. You got the gig. All right, you're in the movie. Sorry, I was just sweating my fingers. It was really, really good. Close it. X out that scene.

Do you guys know what movie that's from? No. That's sad. You guys know what movie that is? No, no. Wow, that really breaks me. I think I know. What is it?

No, hold on. You're a film student, aren't you? I'm trying to place it right now. Funny how? You think I'm funny? It's a classic scene. Yeah. It's one of the best movies ever made. That's right. What is it?

What is it? Godfather? No, it's not Godfather. Like 30 years after that. No. Say I looked on my little friend. That's Scarface. That's right.

Have you seen Scarface? Have you seen Godfather? What movie is it, Esther? I have two guesses. I think it's Goodfellas. That's right. It's Casino. It would be close if you said Casino. You guys haven't seen Goodfellas?

No. They're all 19 or 20. I know, but the thing is, I don't know. I don't get that. Because it's like, could I make my point? I sound arrogant sometimes. Right? But I was born in 1971.

Back when we only had crank windows in the car. You had to start an airplane by a rudder in the front. Yeah. What did I see? Apple Pay wasn't then. You couldn't swipe a phone and just get a product.

It was much different back then, kids. Yeah. You were born in 1971. Yeah, but I still saw movies before my time. Of course, yeah. You know who the Rolling Stones are. Yeah, yeah. In the 50s, you would watch certain movies that were like funny face or whatever it might be.

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What's a classic movie to you? Casablanca. Way before God's good fellas. You saw Casablanca. She just didn't remember it. Michael Jackson is? That's crazy. Everyone fucking knows who Michael Jackson is. That's not true. There are...

There is nobody on earth that doesn't know who Michael Jackson is. People who are 18 and younger kind of don't know who he is. I've heard. These people are all that age. Let's do a little fun game show. I'm going to throw out people that I think that you should know that are like Michael Jackson level.

Raise your hand if you've heard of them. That person. But they all don't have to have Michael Jackson type crimes, do they? No, they're all in this. They've all beaten a baby. O.J. Simpson. Alright, you know who that is. Maybe you're right.

Let's go a level below that. Do you know that he is a football star? He is? I just... I thought he was awesome. I'd kill him. I didn't know that. Best murder. You didn't know? Raise your hand if you know who Christopher Reeves is.

Okay, one. None of you know who Christopher Reeves is. Wow. Who is he? Who is he? Do you know? Yeah, he was an actor. What was the iconic role that he did? Oh, my God. I know.

This is okay. We're not making fun of you. I'm curious. The most famous superhero of all time is Oh, my God. She's not...

Yeah. So, he was the original Superman. And why did he not continue to play Superman? What happened to Christopher Reeves? No, what happened? He loves horses. He loves the horsey. He does a lot of commercials now.

He's not alive. He's not alive. They might CGI him into commercials. Yeah. So, Christopher Reeves is the original Superman. And then, unfortunately, he was horseback riding. He got bucked off the horse,

and he became paralyzed from the neck down. That's right. Superman? I don't know. Sonny Bono. Sonny Bono. You guys don't know who Sonny Bono is. Yeah, he fought a tree once.

Oh, my God. Well, I mean... The tree one. Yeah, one zero. One on the tree. Sonny Bono was Cher's husband. They had the Sonny and Cher. So, I got you, babe.

And then, he was in a skiing accident. Where he... died. He hit a tree. Yeah. One zero. Have you seen Titanic? Yeah.

You've seen Titanic? You have not seen Titanic, sir? What do you mean, uh... I don't know. Does it hold no interest to you? It's old. Do you know who's in it? Leonardo DiCaprio.

And... Who cares about the girl? Who gives a shit who she is? Yeah. Leo is everything. Could he have fit on the door? He could have. Isn't that the age-old question?

Could he have fit on that door? Why didn't she move the fuck over? I'll miss you. I could stay. He should have said, I could stay. You mean the floating door in the ocean? Yeah, she wasn't that big. It was a door?

I think it was a door. I thought it was a piece of wooden debris. I think it was a door. Look at how big it is. Scoot the fuck over, Kate. Scoot the fuck... There's James Cameron. Could have gone on there, too. All three of them could have been on that fucking thing.

Yeah. I'll miss you, Rose. And look at how comfortable she looks. Oh, good luck at the bottom of the sea. I used to do a joke like this. About this? Yeah, I did a joke about it. What was it? That I'm like a coward, right?

If I was in that situation, right, I would have been like, hey, Rose, it's much warmer in the water. Right? And then she plops it and I would jump up. The sucker! And I started paddling away. Shark!

I could easily see when they're like, women in children first and then you covering up your hair and scamper and you're like, I'm a lady! Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm a survivor in that way. Yeah, coward. No, it's not a coward. That's not a coward. No, let me defend myself.

Men and women are equal. Yeah, so they say. In my eyes, they are. Yeah, except for this scenario. No, in every scenario. So if you're sinking on a boat, it's not women and children, it's everybody who... I think it should be everyone.

Don't you think if we're all equal? I sort of agree because then you think about you're splitting up family. I would not be able to get on a lifeboat with my dad or Dave. I don't think I could. I think it should be just men. The women and children got to stay on the boat.

Do you think if you guys were on the Titanic, what person would you be? Would you be like the guys playing the music? So condescending. Him and I are in the bowels of the boat. I'm shoveling coal. He's in the kitchen. You know what's really going on.

Yeah, we're dead. He's in the walk. We're in the bottom of the boat. You're up top, swarang with the fancies. We're dead immediately. Me and Wang over here are dead within seconds. Why do I have to be Wang? Because that's what they used to call you back then.

No, Sullivan. No, I'm Sullivan. I'm the Irish guy. They'd call me a mick piece of shit. They'd be like, get down there, Wong. And you'd be in the kitchen and I'd be shoveling coal and we would commiserate. I'd say, call me by my first name, Frank.

I'm Frank Wong. Just call me by my first name. Right. I'm Frank Wong. You're Frank Wong. And what's an Asian first name? That's my first name. I'm Toshi O'Sullivan.

Frank Wong and Toshi O'Sullivan. We were best friends. This is the movie. This is the movie. Toshi O'Sullivan and Frank Wong. That's the movie. They were playing cards smoking as the boat is going down. That's a good premise.

A comedy about two other people's experience. Of the Titanic. I think we should seriously, that's so funny to me. Yeah, yeah. It'd be great if we did a bunch of shorts. If we did that short and then we did our perspective of a great movie from another viewpoint, right?

Yeah. Kind of how Ballad of Buster Scruggs where they did six shorts, it was fucking brilliant. What if we did that? A bunch of the other versions. Like Jurassic Park. Sorry. What's my beverage?

Oh no. Coming up. This is what happens around here. So you and I, I like the idea. Yeah. But I want to do more movies. You ever see the Highlander? Yeah.

So you and I are just the two only immortals on earth. History, Wang, right? Frank Wang. And Toshi Sullivan. And Toshi Sullivan are always in these tragedy. Like historical tragedies. That's so good.

They'll be in Germany. You know what I mean? At Auschwitz. No, no, no. Make it funny. Which one? The Hindenburg Crash. The Blippicellarius. You and me blowing up.

Stayed lines like that? Here we go! And then we explode. And then you and I survive. We just kind of... We survive the Hindenburg. Because we're immortal. We can't die. You and I are best friends.

And we always end up just in the center of these historical tragedies. How about this though? Why don't we do this? We'll do an episode where I go. You know Toshi? Why don't you visit my home? I don't want to...

I don't want to go there. I don't want to be over there. All the dumb things. This is 1945. I'm from Hiroshima. All right. Listen. Frank, this summer we'll go to Hiroshima.

You love it. This summer I'll go to Hiroshima. So now you and I are... We're out of vacation. We're out of vacation, right? We have our Hawaiian... For summers we have Hawaiian trunks. Got to tell you Frank, this place is beautiful.

I told you. What's that? And we both look up, right? Here we go again. So awful. This is really good though. A series of comedy tragedies. Would be a great way to go back in time. Do you guys live together here?

In the program where all these kids... They're staying together. You guys knew each other from the East Coast then. From school. Is that fun? Like a big sleepover every night? It seems like so much fun. It's almost like you're going back to your first year in college. Right.

Because it's like mom and dad don't know. I can stay up as late as I want. But you've already had that experience but now you're doing it again. Does it feel like you're getting away with something again? Because you're in a different place? Yeah. Fight? They fist fight.

They have UFC nights. You two fight? Do you really? But you fight because you're besties. What do you guys fight about? Guess. He's so loud. So you guys love each other.

Your brother, sister type of shit. But what's the fights usually about? You stole my... You stole my food type of stuff? I stole her pillow last night. I figured it was stolen so you do look like a fucking thief. He feels like he takes. You know what I mean?

And he just because he's cute and sweet, he gets away with it. Most people go, oh Matt, he's just... What are you going to do? It's Matt. Do you guys have your own private rooms or is there like a wall separate? I live in my own bedroom. You would. He is the little diva. You guys share a room.

But two different beds. Okay, cool. You share a room and you share a room. But old princess over here gets... You would get your own little room, brat. That's exactly how it would be if this whole office had to have something like that. I would have to share a room with those scumbags downstairs.

And this brat would get her own room. 100%. Am I right? Yeah, you know you. No, it has nothing to do with credit. Seniority. That's what I'm older. I'm like 15 years older than you. That's right. 13.

12. Can I just say something about myself? Because I know what my body looks like. Let me just say one more thing last thing. I know what my body looks like. I know what my breath smells like. I know what some of the orifices in my body are just stank and not natural and not good.

Not pure, right? So you look in the mirror, your naked, you look in the mirror and you go, what can I offer? You know what I mean? A partner. So I go the extra mile. You know what I mean? And that's, I think, I think, you know, girls are cool.

I mean, blessed to date someone like me. You think so? What do you mean? No, I think... No, no. I want you to be honest with me. I think you're the... I love you. You're my brother. I know, but say something to slam me down.

I'm going to. I love you to death. I also know that you're living proof that women care much, much more about more than what meets the eye.

I'm living proof. I'm living proof. Let me get this straight. Let me finish it. It's not done? No. That men are very shallow. Men are remarkably shallow, right? And women are intellectually

further than us emotionally because they have the ability to see past physicality and find something more real. You're living proof that women can... You know, have you ever gone...

You've gone swimming in Hawaii with a lot of seaweeds. And you have. And a lot of vegetation in the ocean. Right? And somebody says, if you dive down, there's amazing life down there. There's incredible

the seafloor is amazing. And a man might go, I don't know, look at all that fucking swamp shit. But a woman can go, I'm going to get through all the swamp shit because I know there's beauty way down there. Way deep. Way deep.

There is a massive amount of swampy shit. Stinky, sludgy. Particles. Particles. And maybe like man-made things, like plastics. A lot of man-made grossness. A lot of stuff that's man's own fault.

And they get through that to see the natural real beauty. Deep though, deep. Like in the bottom where the where the fish is translucent. Correct. You know how you go really deep and you have that one with the little tail with the bright... It lights up its own way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And deep down. This is you. That's who I am. Yeah. But you got to get through a lot of swamp. A lot of swamp. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so after all this time, I want you to go down the list and say our Candy Crush friends names there. Do you remember all their names

because you did that word association? It's been enough time where I think you should remember all them. We spoke to them heavily. We had a great time with them. Did you guys have fun? Yes. Good. Good. Now what are their names? Mm-hmm. Sweet Human on the Left is named Montgomery.

Montgomery. Correct. Now what's the gentleman next to her? Matthew. And next to him? I'm trying to think it. You don't remember? Give me like a hint. No, come on. Look at her. Look at her sweet, sweet face and you'll figure it out. I love her. I love you.

She loves you. I love Victoria. Victoria is over there. But that's that one. That's Victoria. Sophie. Sophie's Choice is how I remember. What was the movie that I... Can I be honest with you? Yeah. She is a huge fan of yours.

That's the hardest part. The two other girls don't even know who you are. I know they don't. I can feel their energy. And she loves you. I love your name by the way. It's a fellow old lady name. That's a good hint. A good hint.

But that's a good guess. That's a pretty good old... That's a fun guess. Yeah, yeah. Alice. Elise. Nope. Yeah. The hint? Yeah. Was the name of a person?

Was the hint that you used? Was the name of another person? Yeah. A designer. Oh, a designer. Oh, it's so... You should know it by now. Okay, so let me think of the designers that I know. Ralph? Yes.

Okay, so that's one. I think we mentioned it in the Titanic. We mentioned the last name in the Titanic bit. Okay. We did. I don't know. What were some of the names that we said you were in the Titanic bit?

When the captain came down to yell at us. Yeah, I was Frank. But he had first your name. Your last name is? Sullivan. Oh, Sullivan. I'm Toshio Sullivan. And you're Frank?

Wild. No, it was an Asian sound. It was an Asian name. Frank. You're so defeated. I'm in my head. I'm shut down. Frank. I'm in my... Wanda.

I gotta get out of here. I'm sweating. You're gonna figure this out for the sake of this... Just fucking tell me what it is! Sorry, sorry. Wanda. Wang Chung. Who Wang? Who Wang?

Feng Wang. Feng Wang. Fiora. Fiora? You're getting so close. Fiora. Who's a designer named Wang? I don't know her name.

I know she does. I don't know her. We're gonna sit here until you get it. No, I'm leaving. I'm gonna leave. You know what? I'm tired of this. I don't know why I'm in this. I know. I'm gonna give you five seconds to tell me

what the fucking name is. What are you talking to? Who the fuck are you talking to? Tell me the fucking name now, man. No, this is your responsibility with these young... Tell me the fucking name of somebody right now, man. These are the people from Candy Crush. No, not the Candy Crush. I'm not afraid of these fucking people. I want you to tell him your name

and tell him how sad it makes you that he didn't remember. What is it? That's what I said. I never said it. Fiora Wang. Wang, yeah. Fiora, I'm sorry, okay? That fast.

It's alright. He shut him down. I feel so bad. No, you're not around here enough. This is my natural state. Yeah, this is him. Also, he deserves it sometimes. Thank you for being a bad friend. No, I want them to do it. I want you guys as loud as you can

to yell on the count of three, thank you for being a bad friend so the mic's picking up. One, two, three. Thank you for being a bad friend! That's good. So, be lost. Close your eyes, George. Close your eyes, George.

Close your eyes. That's a tough one. Close your eyes, George. Close your eyes, George. Close your eyes. No! No! Why did that happen?

Why did that happen?