Bad Friends - Bussin' Boys Bully Bobbo

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Starting point is 00:01:05 It's the first night out. out, there's much more to come. Yeah. So Bob. Yeah. Nothing has changed for all of the bad friends fans out there. But if you want a little extra and you want to see the episodes on Friday instead of Monday without ads, join the Patreon. You can go to high school, right, But you could also be a cool kid. You could be a cool kid. And I wanna be a cool kid. You do.

Starting point is 00:01:28 So, if you wanna be just a guy, go to high school, that's fine. That's cool too. Yeah, that's cool too. Yeah, yeah, but I, you know, I got the leather jacket, cigarette. You do? Yeah, and I'm the guy that leading against the wall going, hey, baby, what's up?

Starting point is 00:01:39 I'm the cool kid. I ain't got it. I ain't got it. Go to patreon.com slash bad friends. Patreon.com slash bad friends. I honestly love you click on it. Yeah, go to patreon.com slash bad friends patreon.com slash bad friends I honestly love you guys so much and I'm being real and I was I feel like I was being a bully this episode What are you talking about being really mean? Well, then do you want to make up for it? Give them a kiss on the mouth both of them Okay

Starting point is 00:02:01 Give them a kiss if you want to feel good about the boys give the boys a kiss. If you want to feel good about the boys, give the boys a kiss. Nobody's going to think you're a bully now, pal. Get in there for that one. He enjoyed it. You see that? I'm sorry. Do you feel better now? My lips were a little bit open, and then when you hit them together, the saliva closed my lips.

Starting point is 00:02:35 I was puckered up too. And honestly, there could have been a spark. A little zest, a little zest, I guess. You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. Shit a little zest a little It's Introduce our guest Bob oh, I'll try man. Yeah, um bus and man. You like bus and you like bus boys. I love restaurants Bro, you know, you know, you know, you know what the waitresses the waiters they get all the credit and the manager servers and Surveks exactly right but what the people the dishwasher and the bus boys did to get nothing Let me get dishwasher bus boy. Let me get there and these guys are the bus and boys and let me say something

Starting point is 00:03:21 We got right here, dude. His name is will will what Will Arnet it's a city in Southern California Where is where is no no no, no, no, no, okay South Central Los Angeles South Central Los Angeles. Compton. Inglewood. Yes, will Inglewood. Will Inglewood. We got Will Inglewood.

Starting point is 00:03:47 We got Will Inglewood. Taylor. And Taylor Hawthorn. Hawthorn? No. It's just naming cities. All right, Taylor, is it city? It's another city in Southern California.

Starting point is 00:03:56 Anyway, we got Taylor. Because, oh, no, what's not fair? Because I never met him before. Will Compton and Taylor San Pedro. Ah, where the bell is. Ah, so, so. Lewin. Yeah. What are your last name?

Starting point is 00:04:09 I'm sorry. Lewin. Compton. Hey, fucking man. Hey, dude. What, sorry. What's your name? What's your name?

Starting point is 00:04:17 Yeah. No, no, no, it's good. I'll go back. I'll go back. We were... You guys look like we usually look and then we were trying to look like buses for the bulls. Oh, yeah, this special guest. We're like, let's be festive of a guy. We got excited. You guys look great we usually look and then we were trying to look like buss with the boys. Oh yeah, special guests.

Starting point is 00:04:25 We're like, let's be festive of a party. We got excited. You guys look great. You look great. So we heard that we couldn't coordinate this with you guys because you guys were at camp. Did you boys go to camp? We went to camp. We went to camp.

Starting point is 00:04:34 What happened at camp? You know, hung out with some boys. What else do you do at camp? Got a guy. Hang out with a couple of boys, relax. Did a little podcast with, just, you know, grab everybody. Hey, how you feel? You healthy? You healthy out there? Size them up a little podcast with just you know grab everybody. Hey, how you healthy you healthy out there? Size them up a little bit. Yeah, they were a camp. Do you know where they were?

Starting point is 00:04:50 They were somebody yeah right you said big bear the way I'm it. They were at mammoth mammoth. Yeah, what were you doing out there dude? Our parents were away and so we went there for a three-night stay and we just finished we're back in town baby when mom and dad are Or having the bus and boys will play Yeah, you guys are at the chargers camp today charges yesterday Raiders today. Yeah Raiders dog They're in the but they're in Los Angeles. They're in fucking That's really good. Is that good? That's a fucking really good fucking Raiders dog I'm teaching Ronin's Hey, Ronin's Amigo Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We went to see the they were going to get the Saints beautiful mind right now Nothing's adding up

Starting point is 00:05:49 You're not as much a football guy. He's a football guy. He's a football guy. He actually is a football guy Real Bobby, what is your soccer? What's your fucking deal? What's yours? Do you have a sport? I have many deals? What's your name? What's your name? What are you into? It's me little homie? You know all the little homies were based tough. Yeah, no What do you mean like what are you into buddy? I mean this is you and I am a job dude, so you know, I'm into like fucking you I mean the likes Stop looking at them

Starting point is 00:06:23 Are you shocked your papers? that's your favorite story. What's up? Well, hold on. OK. I'm going to tell you something about myself, dude. Wow. I know Ram Grasky. Rob Gronkowski. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:34 No, he thinks his name is Ram Gronkowski. I know Serena and Jesus Williams. I know. But I watch soccer. Slow down. It's OK. Listen, when I when I have I'm doing it again. I know when there's Alpha mills in the room do you when there's alpha? I feel like a I feel like when you get so nervous I'm a predator. I'm a

Starting point is 00:06:55 Yeah, you guys gonna predator durmye. You're okay, buddy. All right. So anyway, I'm surviving did Can I do what we go ahead? Do you want to go? Yeah, I think he's a great player, but no, that's why I wasn't not. If you were to say that, like, because I'm an arson of C-Fan, if you said that Bukkai Osaka was going to be a great player, then I was going to say that, like, because I'm an arson of C-Fan, if you said that Bukkai but I think he's a great player but no I saw I was a not. Now if you're gonna say that like because I'm an Arsenal FC fan if you said that um Bukayosaka was going to LA Galaxy I'd be excited. Yeah but you're gonna like the MLS. Yeah but if one of my Arsenal dudes came to America then I'd be a fan. Yeah but what would you do you wouldn't go to a game? Are you my? I might make him a jersey. First of all dude Arsenal was here and played here. He didn't even go to that game His favorite team was here from London. Can I tell you why?

Starting point is 00:07:48 Of course. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah gentleman Because you said you can pick it. I did get you a ticket. No, you didn't but I gave it to someone I dare you go you you you you you beat it. Oh gonna get box seats. We did yeah Red great car but the whole day. I love that nothing you never call me nothing. Well, I would just be So many more important came along Who is it? Yeah, who was it? Ken Jong? Okay, that was funny. Well I'm an easy crowd. I'm an easy crowd guy. No, he's a hardcore soccer football fan. I'm a football fan, but that I wouldn't say that's my...

Starting point is 00:08:32 That's not your bag. No, no, it is. I just think like that's not my number one. I'm a baseball basketball guy. Really? I can get behind basketball, but baseball. Love baseball. You got to put steroids back in it.

Starting point is 00:08:44 Baseball, you got to fucking get it. Baseball is the greatest. but baseball. Love baseball. You gotta put steroids back in it. Baseball, you gotta fucking, you gotta, baseball is the greatest. Not cancer. No question. Live sport to go to, No, it's not. You don't have to be at. It's the best.

Starting point is 00:08:54 Best live sport you can go to to not be at. The best live sport you can go to, and you don't have to be at. You can just exist. You catch a couple innings, you go get drunk, you can mill about. You don't need to physically zoom in. You can just kind of go as you please. You don't need to pay attention the whole time. It's so fucking long. You just take your time at a football game at a basketball. I have to watch all everything all the time.

Starting point is 00:09:18 It's because baseball is not as fun of a sport. No, no, it's not so fun. No, you're looking at it wrong. It's more goofball-ness going on. You just go do other shit. It's more of a thing that's's no you're looking at it wrong. It's it's more goofballness going on you just go do other shit It's more of a thing that's happening while you're there. I feel like if that was the intention of other baseball games They would put some stuff they do at the park. They do what do I do there's a pool there's a pool in Arizona Dodgers Games they're stabbing out in center field all the time you get a knife fight in the middle of a Dodgers game nothing like a little Reign react Away. Why does it in football you take breaks bro. Yeah, keep it going Yeah, just keep it going

Starting point is 00:09:52 And they're huddling what are you talking about just fucking what to do next brother? Oh, yeah, brother. Yeah formations formations right You know what's gonna happen soccer soccer. They just jog around the whole time. Oh, They jog they just jog the whole time. Okay, they jog the ball. The ball's player. Let's try to kick it. I tell that to Christian. I know. I don't know. I mean, I would have you see how many calories does the soccer player burn in the course of a game? On average more than more than fucking football. No, I tell you that right now. Get your cracking the fall brother average person burns 500 700 calories per hour Directional soccer game 750 900 50 calories per hour in a competitive one. So it's how long is the game?

Starting point is 00:10:32 90 minutes 90 minutes. Yeah, but it's always overage. So it's so let's just say 93 minutes. No, it's more than that Is it what's the other one? The average game soccer game is like over a hundred minutes a game of catch 175 this is football. That's soccer soccer. So game of catch. 175. This is football. That's soccer. Soccer is. Soccer is, huh? No. Yeah, there we go.

Starting point is 00:10:50 Football. Who's jogging now? Nothing like two podcasts coming together. A high-end mutual. And this is not staying. You know what, you know what? You know what? We're being too competitive.

Starting point is 00:10:58 This is your not just... I don't like it. I don't like it because you came in with the alpha. I was thinking of you. You got nervous. Bobby, I literally... I want to reset. Bobby, I literally walked in. I shook of you. You got nervous. I got nervous. Bobby, I literally want to reset. I want to reset. Bobby, I literally walked in.

Starting point is 00:11:07 I shook your hand. You go, this is your word. So, oh my god, what is that in my eyes? And I shook your hand. And I literally said, been a big fan of my whole life. And that is true. When you two went on the bus, I was literally like, fuck you. Yeah, where were you?

Starting point is 00:11:21 I was hated having to tell him that you all were coming on to. Another camp, I'm sure. Yeah was hated having to tell him that you are coming on another camp. I'm sure yeah But dude fucking comedy central mad TV was my shit wrong You being out there doing your bitch doing the thing I fucking love Let's go. Fuck man. Hey man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I love it. You never did that will how to do I try to do it right if you got done as I can take it out and take it however you want when I picked you up I I expected you to weigh away more than

Starting point is 00:12:11 I was expecting I was expecting a problem it's not Yeah, I don't feel it didn't feel good but I was expecting to lift and go in my back area and I didn't have to do that at all Yeah, because the outer I'm hollow Yeah, right, but I just got a lot of skin. Got a lot of skin. It's all helium. You're like a fucking puppy, bulldoin.

Starting point is 00:12:29 Yeah, dude. He's like a squash that's been scooped out. He's like a muscle. Muscle weighs more than that. He's so funny. He's going to get out of a scooped out squash. So let's say this. Can I say something, Lossas?

Starting point is 00:12:41 I saw a clip that went online about someone chirping at you recently just got circled around again. And you were teasing someone. It was all over Twitter. Josh Norman. I had to be... Was it Aaron? Was it Aaron Norman?

Starting point is 00:12:54 Yeah, the arrow. Why didn't it get circled around the internet again for some reason? I don't know. People were texting me and they're like, man, did you see this? I was like, it's like five years ago. Watch him, you're gonna like,

Starting point is 00:13:01 even if you don't give a fuck about football. No, I'm gonna love it. I feel like there should be a little backstory on this before we show Bobby. So Bobby, there's this corner back, his name is Josh Norman. It's right there, I see it. It's similar to your third video.

Starting point is 00:13:11 Well, that's it. Josh Norman, one of Josh Norman's. It's possible for a second, okay? So that's Josh Norman. One of his like celebrations, he pulls out the arrow and he shoots a figurative arrow into the sky. It's badass.

Starting point is 00:13:23 It is badass. Like Robin Hood or Legolas. Like one of the reds, what's badass. It is a badass, like Robin Hood or Legolas. Like one of the reds? Which one? Robin Hood or Legolas? I don't know who Legolas is. Honestly, when you shoot in the rings. I felt uncomfortable.

Starting point is 00:13:32 I was a lot of say that word. I know. But was it like Robin Hood or Legolas? Oh, I think it was. It's Robin Hood. It's Robin Hood. It's Robin Hood. We'll play it with him.

Starting point is 00:13:44 Yeah, he literally statues it. We're playing this guy. These guys like Hood. It's Robin Hood. Okay. We'll play with him. Yeah, yeah, he literally statues We're playing this guy these guys like December 23rd like right before Christmas and we're in four minute I'll explain you a four minute. There's four minutes at the end of the game. We're up. We need to run out the clock to win the game I know I know But just like you're listening that hey that's it's so I understand your baggage get to the good parts. Okay, so yeah So what's up? So we we were gonna play in Josh grabs there Ken our running back in Gatorolism and I didn't fucking like that

Starting point is 00:14:08 So after the game he's soaking on the sideline and I Don't you like gator to go get a role? So that's not kind of sending I was gonna explain that to but it seemed like there's a And alligator ate this guy's mom when he was a child. Yeah, I don't eat as like a Roll I really appreciate it. You know, Riptis mother to shred. You don't know about this was in the fucking news. Oh shit. My bad. He's been up for a while. It really has. You're my mom died from the seal role. Your mom's still alive. I know. She's eating a seal right now. Go ahead.

Starting point is 00:14:38 Strong. Yeah. So anyway, so I go to Josh after the game and he's soaking on the silent of Hayd. Josh, and he looks over at me and I fucking give him his own celebration to his face I said get the fuck out of my stadium Love that and this is essentially what happened whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa so he fronts on it look at this Bailey miss roses helmet at you boop and you don't even move Take the noise out buddy You know, it's incredible about this a couple bump shut up Ben Jones coming in there Ben Jones breaking up wait back it up real fast the best part about this is he throws his body against you

Starting point is 00:15:14 You look at this watch out look at our hearty pushism. It doesn't do shit. Where the hell met it? It's like Gary Coleman attacking Hulk Hogan Right, I mean, it's like, what a guy, huh? I told you what, Gary Coleman. But we'll play with this Josh guy and he said Josh is fucking awesome. Yeah, I love Josh. He is cool.

Starting point is 00:15:31 Why did you antagonize him though? All right, it's what I am. I'm gonna see. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna, I like the... If he was white, would you have done it? No. I just can't, I just can't.

Starting point is 00:15:41 And you didn't like that one, though? I gotta tell you something. I gotta go to the wall. I won't stand on the show The crux of this entire show He's a he's a country boy Everything I've heard about Josh is a very broad individual well very sweet zest Zest

Starting point is 00:16:02 Well, nothing I know what is that maybe I know. What is Zest maybe? You know, Lil Zest. Lil... No, I don't know the terminology. Lil Zest. What's Zest? Yeah, yeah. Like, if you were in our club.

Starting point is 00:16:13 A couple of boomers. Where'd a club you were in our club? We, okay. You look at each other. It's like 80s, late 80s. A little bit of speed. Done, done, done. Right.

Starting point is 00:16:21 I'm at the bar. These guys. I know, they don't get it. They're millennials. What? Not 80s? They're teasing us. No, they're probably born in fucking the year 2000. They don't, they don't, they don't. He called it the Beast You Sky. He called it the Beast You Sky.

Starting point is 00:16:30 How old are you? I'm 40. He's using terminal. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, fucking kiss that most that's right off your fucking face. mid 30s at the most. Oh boy. I'm 92. That's out actually. Bobby died twice. The Asian community. The Asian community does a fantastic job of aging. Everybody take a soy.

Starting point is 00:16:53 It's all a soy. Everyone that comes up with this live at the show always goes, man, you look good for your age. They all say that. How old are you legitimately? He's 52. You're 52 years old? Well, 51.

Starting point is 00:17:04 No. 51. 51. 51 yeah, you know what? No, right You're gonna try to fight everybody here. Sounds like a focus on Sounds like this is become more like Yeah, what are you talking about these guys coming around you guys? Yeah, what are you talking about these guys coming around? Yeah, just these guys but just in general man, you know, just I am say that I got you think you're the tough guy that owns this town I think so, dude. I think I'm good. I'm the captain of the sheriff in town. Which one captain or share? I'm both I have two badges on my fucking outfit and wow you make the call. Yeah, you come around my town with that energy

Starting point is 00:17:41 Dude, I'll fucking get you. What's up? Where do you just chill? you just chill what's you you gotta put it on your own but oh we zest is he's at my zest is what I'm asking now he that sounds a little zesty yeah my energy is a little weird today I had a weird day why what I can't you know why fuck you dude well I had something personal happened today that I can't talk about that was so devastating That's the devastating day today, so I cannot talk about it But I'm gonna say that I've had a bad day and you guys came and you guys are really making my spirit so good right now And I'm so glad you guys are in my life right now, and I'm thank you so much for being here And let me tell you something Taylor. I've never seen you on YouTube or nothing before,

Starting point is 00:18:25 but let me say something. That hurt a little bit. I know what kind of say this though. Yeah. As soon as I met you, I get it. Dog, you have a future. Wow, oh yeah. She's living it right now.

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Starting point is 00:21:10 He said see him house. Is he? But he's wearing some weird butler uniform. Oh, all right. He's wearing a butler uniform, right? And he's just always smiling. And also on his lips, you can see poo because he's kissing and half so much.

Starting point is 00:21:24 Oh, right. And you're the captain. You're the guy. He's just kind of like, hello, sir. Is it just these two men? Or do you see women inside the house? No women. No women.

Starting point is 00:21:39 No women inside the house. It's so weird. My vision. No women. OK, so late at night, can you see and delayed at night when there's so many men in the house? There's a double king He invented it a bed a double king bed. Yeah, yeah a triple king

Starting point is 00:21:52 Triple King. I just it's how triple king bed gigantic bed. I get it right Two guys I feel is it just two guys are in there. Yeah, two guys just making the bed What are they doing? Are they cleaning up in the room yet because something happened? What? moisture Yeah, two guys just making the bed. What are they doing? Are they cleaning up in the room? Yeah, because something happened. What? Moisture. Moisture. There was things that went all over the sheets. Condensation, maybe. Very good, blood, calm.

Starting point is 00:22:13 Okay. Puzz. No. I don't know. I don't know. I don't, I just see yellow, red, and white. Moisture. Yellow.

Starting point is 00:22:23 Yeah. What's the yellow from? Wait a minute,. Yellow. Yeah. What's the yellow from? Wait a minute, time out. Yeah. Yellow, red and what? Is it me and you, are at their house? Oh, no. We're there!

Starting point is 00:22:32 Oh my God. That's what I'm at. Yeah. That's just outside their house. We're like this. You know what? You're watching Android. No, I don't think this is my house.

Starting point is 00:22:40 I think this is your house. Your calls are coming from inside the house. Oh my God. This is your house. It's a painting of you, too. you don't even live there. We're not even this you and I Holy shit, dude. Wow. I see your future. Oh, tell me do you want me to tell you about your future? Wait hold on. Yeah, why do you have to take your hat off because I want to make my hair nice. Oh for your future Yeah, please give him a future in Southeast Asia. I'm seeing Southeast

Starting point is 00:23:05 Asia right now. And it just go down and there seems like buildings and buildings and they go straight up in the air. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. Is it nighttime daytime? No, it's it's dusk. It's dusk right now. And there's two gentlemen, three gentlemen, Watts. And they walk into a restaurant three white to catch some Asian food and you're there. Okay, who are Working for the restaurant. What's the what's the restaurant called? Yeah, what's the call? What kind of food? I can't pronounce it I can't pronounce it. I don't have I don't have that journey. I don't Easy. I can't say that. I can't do that Bung mung guy is still there. Yeah, yeah

Starting point is 00:23:44 Great is it it's French hardies on Bungaungai is still there. Yeah, bungaungai. Yeah, bungaungai. Yeah, bungaungai. Great. Is it... It's French. Hardies don't know. It's not a buffet. Is it a Chinese buffet? No. It's very affordable though.

Starting point is 00:23:52 No. It's extremely affordable. It's French. It's not French. No, it. Yeah. There's little pieces of wood. Sticks.

Starting point is 00:24:00 Every single table. Is it bamboo? No. Drumsticks. Oh, drumsticks. Yeah, everybody plays the drums while they're Oh, yeah, boom boom boom. What's my future? Do you see my can't that's for will But will you will? Well, do you see my eyes? You better than I get closer eyes and see my Feet right now close on what you said there we go. Well, I see a bright sun. Uh-oh. You do your

Starting point is 00:24:21 eyes are open then. Yeah, close your eyes. Yeah, close your eyes. You're looking right at close. I see you Outside First of all the sun and outside two things that are really I see Bobby. He's yelling at you. Yeah, that sounds right. Get in the shade. Get in the shade. There's a No, there's not an shade. There's a Island. No, there's not an island. There's not a tropical. What's this? Where are we? Yeah, yeah. Cave. No, we're outside.

Starting point is 00:24:55 The sun. Just getting the shade. Yeah, there's a sunlight and we're outside. Yeah, yeah. Who's all there? Just him and Bobby? No, I see you as well. I'm here. You're running a stand, you're running a stand. Our friendship's gone a long way. Well, you're running a stand. Yeah, I'm running or I have a stand. It's a food stand? Yeah, it says like a sun bomb.

Starting point is 00:25:14 Sun bomb. Oh, sandwiches. Sun tan lotion. Yeah, okay. Is that it? That's it. That's all I saw. Man, you're in pro work?

Starting point is 00:25:23 Not good. No, it's great. I got to tell you your visions I look at that in pro class for you. Yeah, I'll fucking move. We'll start getting after you I would love to improv with you right now, dude. All right. We're on state. Where we go? We're we go here. We got right. Okay. Hey honey What's the cat? Yeah, what do you want to make it? What do you know what it what it might be? You're gonna be getting your shows over you guys. Thank you so much. Hold on.

Starting point is 00:25:46 Everyone's already gone. You're on the two rules. Okay. All right, I feel like you don't know the rules. You never always agree. Do you know what that means? You look at that. No, no, no, you said something like that.

Starting point is 00:25:55 Oh, is it a good person? Nice call. Oh, never does agree. Always agree. Okay. And also, add information. Always add information. Do you understand what that means? Yeah, add information. Always add information. Do you understand what that means?

Starting point is 00:26:05 Yeah, add information, add value. So here we go. Hey honey, how was work? Sweetheart, it was great. I had a great day today. Did you get it? The job? Yeah, the job and also the thing

Starting point is 00:26:19 that told you to bring home. Okay. Sweetheart, I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't remember what you told me to bring home. See, that's disagreeing. Yeah, that's disagreeing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me go back. Let me go. Let me go to Taylor. All right. Yeah, go try. Yeah, yeah. Let me see this happen. All right. I feel like that's you. I feel like that seemed. I think you're going to do it. Right? Yeah, yeah. Hey, sweetie. Welcome back home, Taylor. What's- how was your day? Well, how do I look?

Starting point is 00:26:46 How do I look? Not the best day, obviously, but here I am. Well, you look fine. What do you mean? What's wrong with it? It was a tough day at the office. You know, Bill, you know how he can be sometimes and he was riding my fucking ass the entire day

Starting point is 00:26:56 to be honest with you. I love to get that TV dinner that you like to cook all the time and just sit down and watch the news. I'm tired of you being so abusive. I've been fucking your brother. Excuse me? I've been fucking your brother. Excuse me I don't care. I've been fucking your sister. So how's that son my dead sister? Dead you've dug up my sister and you're fucking her honey pig You know what I like in the bedroom. Why do you think I was like to you like you asked me to head fish?

Starting point is 00:27:21 You sit there and you ask all the time. you think I I'm not into that kind of stuff That's me my brother. I've seen his piece and you're It's smaller Why in God's name would you want to be with this guy right this is different? Because it's different. We look the same where you do you do look the same and he is a little bit smaller But don't say it Don't say it. He's smarter than you. Don't, you know how I feel about my mental state.

Starting point is 00:27:49 My talk to function. Behind your back, we call you stupi poopy. Dude, you call me stupi poopy? We say he's stupi poopy. That's funny. He must have told you that. That's from high school. Who's this man you brought?

Starting point is 00:27:58 This guy right here? Who are you? Yeah. Have you ever heard of it for a friend? Who are you? Who are you? You got to do real. You can't do real. You can't do real. You can't do real. Have you ever heard of a friend sweetie? Who are you? Well, you know the rules you know the rules if you can't improv you have to take your pants off That's that's the whole rule around here buddy. It seems like I got to take them off

Starting point is 00:28:20 You with the pants to come up. Yeah, yeah, you got to be pants us on Be like I didn't hit a pass on women's tea. I'll just go down to the ankles. Hey God bless Hey, Taylor sir great job, bro. Hey insane spades man real good. Well, I don't know if that's actually how much did the bus cost grand To the money we put it's our yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean you bought a school bus for two grand two thousand dollars And then we put eight into it so technically it was also correct when you put eight grand in yeah into outfitting and with everything but two grand Where did you find a two thousand dollar bus just in a back grab a parking lot god fucking Tennessee huh? Tennessee got a love it. You know when I went you guys should move there. No, why?

Starting point is 00:28:59 He's liberal. No, I'll get I'll go down the You're wrong about that. You're wrong about that. Tell me why. What? Am I not a little bit a little bit? I would see you're in the middle. I am definitely a centrist. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:14 I'm a centrist as well. Yeah. We're definitely centrist. We're centrist. You guys are smart. You using a word like that around here? That's pretty wild. What's a centrist?

Starting point is 00:29:22 What? What's the core root of that word? Yeah, hey, don't fucking talk to my guy like that. Hey, that was kind of sending us fuck, but I learned something But he learned something and it's all and it's all about just saying having my political views or policies I feel like I'm a little bit of a centrist. I'm somebody who Would you guys say you're a centrist? No, absolutely. Yeah, yeah Let's be real right right We'll comment that political view just a basic one. He'll tell you exactly how he feels

Starting point is 00:29:50 The Mexicans Build it And they will come build it and they will come see that was the miscommunication Yeah, there we go. They were like feel the dream come They will come I'm all I'm all about the Hispanics dude me, dude. They fucking grind. Do you ever see a homeless Mexican? Yeah. No, you have actually here. I'm 34% do you?

Starting point is 00:30:09 Are you really? Holesco, Mexico. Really? Yeah. Well, what are you? What percent of white are you? 100% white. 100% white.

Starting point is 00:30:17 Greatest country world. Dutch, European, German, all of it. European, European German. Mostly German. Mostly German. Wait, time out. Why wouldn't we move to Nashville? I'll tell you. I'm not going to say German. Mostly German. Wait, timeout. Why wouldn't we move to Nashville? I'll tell you.

Starting point is 00:30:30 We don't have any family or everybody over there. We would know you guys. That's a good time. That's all you need. We know just you guys. Theo barely lives there. So we wouldn't see him. He's never fucking there.

Starting point is 00:30:41 You guys don't see him. Court McCallan. Court McCallan just moved there. Mm-hmm. And Bargazee has a family. So we're never, who are we gonna see beside you? We can't bug you guys every day. Hey guys, let's hang. Hey guys, you'll get over it. I feel like I'm gonna move out there. I don't think so. I don't think so. You guys would go to me. Yeah, you'd go. I got to sell my house and go out there. I call you guys.

Starting point is 00:31:01 Hey, I'm out here. Nothing. Yeah, what do you got? Yeah. I think we would have a great time hanging out together. I know, but look at this, it's the eighth day in a row. We're calling you. Boy, I swear Taylor wants people around him at all times. Okay. I mean, it's a hard way for me to get around that. But for the sake of this argument, I will 100% agree with him.

Starting point is 00:31:18 You're gonna say, yes, that's true. That's true. When you wouldn't disagree with that? Yeah, but I feel like it's not, I didn't like the way you make me sound needy Did sound need I don't like I don't mind being solo. I don't mind, but I do enjoy People at the house is enjoying with the house people being around wait. Hey, where's Bobby yet? You know We go live with it. How many bedrooms do you have at your house? You could for sure live with Taylor. I got a call. I have four. I think. Dude. I'm so old. But we have about this. No nicknames. No. I feel like you're going to give me a nickname.

Starting point is 00:31:51 You got to have a nickname. Hey, come on chopstick. No, no, no, no. Ah, job. No, don't see. I'll job you. That's a good poll. Go on. You put the 164. It's fun games the best but in 64 is the best console. Give me a nickname. Oh big. That's tough. What would you call me? I Feel like a nickname it has to be kind of in the moment when something happened Oh, I can't It can happen anytime pf. Chan for example. Oh, okay fancy. What was it? P.F. Chan for example. Oh, okay fancy. Oh, P.F. What was it? P.F. Chang.

Starting point is 00:32:26 But what did you say? How did you say it? He's from Spain. He's from Spain. He's from Spain. Yeah. You just call me P.F. Chang? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:36 That's a nickname? It doesn't even hurt. What's P.F. What is hurt? Yeah. He's taking shots at you, buddy. No. Bobby.

Starting point is 00:32:44 I know what I'm not doing your move. Oh, what? I'm going to be a mover. I said I, I know what I'm not doing your move. Oh Catch me a movie. I said I would do it. I'm not doing it now. Well, that's that buddy That's how that's what you get are you guys single? What's the situation? He's married married married You're both married. Yeah, two kids on here one kid over there So if I went out on some single guy, you know, I mean yeah, you set me up or what no question dude You want to see a wingman? I am the best fucking me. He's very good Really the best wingman you've ever seen your life okay good I am just loud okay prove it yeah here we are right now we're bar I'm a hot check okay yeah obviously yeah okay place of music play something like a loud

Starting point is 00:33:22 like a loud Well, no, no, no, we have to have that in the maximum play music. Okay place amazing All right, but before we're walking in we're walking in Bobby Point of mail Here you Who why why why push Who? Why? Why? Why? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? This is low expectations. Let's keep this thing rolling brother. This is not the second. You're gonna be alright, follow me to test your name. I'm not saying this is the second. What's your name? Sheila.

Starting point is 00:34:09 Sheila. You're gonna cover your own life. This is my first time in Chicago. I'll tell you what, nothing says Cabo. Like a hot Asian man. I'll tell you what, like I said, this look like much. Hey! Hey!

Starting point is 00:34:21 You're in the second. You don't seem to have Asian. You can't hear us, buddy. I know. You don't seem to have Asian. Got you. You're in the second. You're in the circus. You don't see them Asian. You can't hear us, buddy. I know. You don't see them Asian. You never heard the word. You're in the circus. I'm kind of into black guys.

Starting point is 00:34:31 Black guys, I'll tell you what's the second best is you don't see a lot in combo. Well, for me it goes black, Mexican white, and then that's kind of it. Oh yeah? He's Mexican, he's 46%. He can't have that Mexican. It's alright, brother. I'm gonna get your home. We're gonna get you home. We're gonna get you alright.

Starting point is 00:34:46 Alright. So what do you say? One drink, talk to him for a second. The second is a cure dick than his. Alright man. That's very nice of you to say but you've been very disappointed. The tall statue is all going for it.

Starting point is 00:34:55 We're gonna throw it out there. You see the piece? What? What? Alright. Can I tell you? Yeah, yeah. This is the problem that I see? Yeah, yeah. This is the problem that I see.

Starting point is 00:35:06 Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. That he's out there, you're working like a dog. Like a dog. But the girls are still wanting to fuck you. That's the problem. That's the problem. That's the problem.

Starting point is 00:35:16 You can't have a wing or a wing man. This good looking, that's a fucking thing. In two months. I will say. You can have six foot seven fucking adonis wing man. Yeah. No, it doesn't work, dude. You got to have an algo be a wingman No, I will say when you were trying to make that happen. I was like man. He's why wouldn't she want him?

Starting point is 00:35:32 I did I told him I feel like I feel like we're in less like we're less complementing me and more insulting Bobby No, what you did what know that's not true But what you did was you were so sweet and cute and fun. He couldn't even hear us. Yeah, if I'm in a club, Gal Gadot, is that, is that sort of name? That's who I was. Right. That's who I was. Who's Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot? Yeah, if Gal Gadot walks up to me and goes,

Starting point is 00:35:54 Hey, my friend Kathy Bates. What? Yeah. I'm gonna be like, Oh, Gal Gadot and the Kathy Bates, I'm gonna be like, now. It depends on how much you really appreciate acting. Oh, she's a better actor. She's a much better actor. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. It depends on if you're a much you really appreciate active. Oh, she's a better She's a much better You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. It depends on if you're a cinephile or not

Starting point is 00:36:08 Yeah, yeah, because I got to tell you Gal Gadot mega babe fucking Kathy Bates come on legend award-winning. Yeah, I mean Yeah, but if it's it but I couldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I would if it's go with will what what I feel like you're a better wingman Shots fire. That's tough. Yeah, what was that? And we'll told you I'm a great wingman. It's not about it's not about who you're interested in Yeah, it's about just bringing her along getting her a table. Yeah, and then you ignore I get it that smart Thank you, and you walk away right you ghost. Yeah, and I just hand them drinks over the shoulder Who is it? Who is a good wingman to you Bobby? Stop for a second. What? Let me ask you something go ahead. You think you're the same

Starting point is 00:36:48 Will's hands hang on hang on are we talking about looks? You you shouldn't miss this is bad in every department boy. What are you doing interesting? What are you doing Bob? Maybe you need to see a head head. Okay, do you think so? Yeah, because you're delusion. Paper gloves off will. What it out what it what makes me delusional? I'm just saying you're a good looking dude. All right, and I gave you respect when I went to Nashville. Didn't I do night night?

Starting point is 00:37:17 Did I not? Absolutely did. I absolutely did, man. Mm-hmm. Give you respect, right? To what you did right now, he's like laying the blanket over you before he hits you. I'm just slowly putting the pillow on. Yeah, but I'm gonna say it right now. Okay. No offense. None taken. You can't you can't say the none taken for him. That's it. I will. Hey, absolutely. I did do it. You can't say you can't go hey, I'm sorry It's like a tell day nice at all. Do respect no offense. None taken You heard it here first. Okay, I'm the first guy to do it right

Starting point is 00:37:54 What are we talking are we talking about he's a crazy great-looking individual? He's the best. He's a great looking the best in the market, but I'm but I Dude this guy my brother. Hey, number one'm but I'm not in the market. I mean, dude, this guy, my brother, bro, hey, number one guy, I'm not cattle. I've literally seen I've seen women take shots at him flight attendants while we were on the plane. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:38:12 I'm very aware of the leak he's in. Mm-hmm. I'm just saying you're like, oh, it seems like we'll could be my way, man, that you would think that I'm on word on the same. It would just be easier with you. Why? We're in the same.

Starting point is 00:38:23 Because it's like All right, I'm gonna say something go ahead. This is free. This is free Please The worst thing to do would be to walk out Root you know when I got my car what'd you get it from well? You know a lot of people go go to the go to the lot I'm not gonna do that. I want to go to the future. I want it simple and I want it honest

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Starting point is 00:41:30 what? How many? I'm going to have Bobby. I have so many. You're you're accent fires me up. Yeah. That's right. We have. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It's not the result that you're saying. It's the way you're getting there. It's the hey, well, yeah What I'm about to say yeah, you know what do you do? That's what makes it that's what makes it a little bit more. Yeah Yeah, because I kind of say this to I'm gonna go fuck. I know yeah, you're Guys have it all they do right I want to get mine to play oh, so this is project I want to get my two-player. Oh, so you're the words. I read the roll. I look at you

Starting point is 00:42:06 Okay, so it's like I love you guys, dude, but I'm gonna get mine This is this is like if this is like if they remade ET today They would cast you as ET 100% yeah, cuz you phone home. Let me see you phone home They would cast you as ET 100% because you phone home. Let me see you phone home. Oh my god. I'm gonna send you back. You're right Dude, I am ET. But by the way, who is it? Who is the best wingman? You know, say it. Go ahead. You are yes. I'm your greatest wingman I'm your greatest wing Carlos. Fuck you. I booked you up with girls. No, it's fine No, you have it. You're a sabotage that's insane. Please don't tell I'm gonna say this if men were if you can Manufacture men in a factory. Yeah, you're not even the same department. This is like the great a I know

Starting point is 00:42:56 You're the same like grade A like this what floor are they on their unlike the fourth floor? No, they're in like a basement because it's like private Oh, that's security codes to get to these guys. Where do they make Carlos in a different country somewhere deep in Mexico? We outsourced him to China. Yeah, yeah, they don't give a fuck about this right. Yeah, yeah But it breaks down in a year. There's no war into nothing. No, no warranty at all on this guy Yeah, no more to know. I don't I don't want to return him before we break the year So I'm the same dimension. Okay, I got fancy. What about fancy? Where's he made in space? I knew you were gonna say that in space Star Wars the pork

Starting point is 00:43:34 You remember the pork I never really seen so right so there's a bird call this right right. He's a pork. Yeah Yeah, that's fancy that's right there Same body. It's loving him. Love you. I think it's a door. He had to Google that for you Like you were just typing your way into an insult Fucking terrible. I'm sorry. I was being aggressive. You know, will let me say let's start over Hey make will I love you guys dude. I love you guys and things will come here. Awesome And I think this has been a magical time. I've had a great time. I really have.

Starting point is 00:44:05 I mean, some lows, but I don't think it's been mostly high. I think it's been more high. I think I'll get, yeah. Yeah, I did as a good combination to forecast. Why don't you, why don't you do it? This is a nice little, and a matter of fact, them, them, you getting the show off your improv skills. It was fun to watch.

Starting point is 00:44:22 I do. Why don't we do it? Why don't we take some time here for you to really get to know the boys. That's right. Okay, without any attacks. That's right. And ask them something that you really want to know.

Starting point is 00:44:32 Okay, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we can feel like they're more at home and are home. They invited us into their bus. Lovely. That's right. Cheerful, sweet people. You know, I will.

Starting point is 00:44:42 Okay, so go on. Okay. Fire away, Bob. I will okay so um let's three we're in the same platoon in Vietnam with a fuck of mine you're dead oh yeah yeah that makes perfect sense and we don't even talk about you yeah yeah you guys don't even know am I laying near you you died in the first campaign you sent me out early early. Yeah. Yeah. No, you were just like wandering around and you got shot in the head. Anyway, we don't know what your body is. Thanks, man. Oh, you want to be included? Yeah, man. What the fuck? Yeah, I want to be fucking included. There's about these guys.

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Starting point is 00:45:54 And you know, dude, I was drunk, you're the only one I'm telling, if the cops come, can you back me up in life for me? Well, I was with you. Well, that's the easiest. Absolutely. Yeah, I'm thinking 100%. 100% gonna get a little horrid. What you gonna do? Wow.

Starting point is 00:46:11 If the cops came to me, we were out all night. There would be no, I think I, I think I, I think I, I think we can actually try to help him get a girl. And I struck out, but thank God for you. You helped him be the wingman. Okay, another layer. Another layer. Go ahead.

Starting point is 00:46:23 I would literally be like, hey, I fucking hit somebody and they're dead and will so yeah I would say I would say I this is what I would say I would say well how do we get out of it the cops are coming wow I'm going to literally you're gonna have to lie to them for me okay check this out but there's another layer in your freezer yeah I don't know why I would never it to my freezer. Oh, it's a private freezer. Well, I mean, you get some freezers. Oh, he's got several freezers. I don't think, hey, I'll one freezer. All right, in this situation, you got to hold factory. Listen up, boys. I don't know who I believe at this point. Yeah, now will we cut you going you know

Starting point is 00:47:09 Going over to Taylor's house first thing in the morning is security footage of it. What were y'all doing over there? Hey Sheriff Johnson you didn't help. No, I got this one long I don't take care of it for now. Can you call me private young long listen up private one back to the vehicle? All right, let me hand me a boy. I'll tell you later Wait, wait, wait, what long long long long. Hey, hey, Sheriff go get me some to eat what you like man, sir Sir Good boy, sir I'll give you massage later sir. You're boy. I'll get you whatever you want. Thanks, Wong. Bye bye bye.

Starting point is 00:47:49 I'm gonna say this. I want to say this. Imagine the details were worse than that. If you called him and you go, brother, hit someone last night. Took it about myself to dismember the body already. There's stuff all over the place. I need you to help me hide all these body parts. Are you doing that? No question. Parts everywhere. It's a mess. I would use it. I would do. Yeah. I would meet Will wherever he was at at that moment. I would find all the body parts. I'd

Starting point is 00:48:15 figure out how he's a kid rocks bar. I would figure out how many body parts there were. Yeah. And then I was partying. I'm partying after I discovered. He's partying after. I was strategically placed a body part in the To where when you looked over on a map of Nashville it would say fuck you whoa That's how she is I would fucking not only save will but I would taunt the police as well How long have you guys been close like this not long? No 2018 I'm so amvious of your relationship Next on Magnum PI

Starting point is 00:49:09 Was that a good ad for Magnum PI? Yeah, but you just made foot away acting. Yeah, can I tell you something? Magnum PI acting yeah, kind of it. That was HBO. That felt like Magnum PI And my run that was Magnum P. I can only fucking daytime TV. Yeah, yeah I didn't buy that you needed a tear to come out Yeah, I was getting there you fucker, but it's not all the way there. That's daytime TV. You didn't get it there All right anyway, I am and you want to call for max would you wait? Hey, would you guys not do that for each other? Yeah, he knows the fucking fact. There's no way I Mean he would go he would be like this is what you need to do go to the police

Starting point is 00:49:42 I mean, he would go, he would be like, this is what you need to do. Go to the police. Say you, I mean, it's real. Go to the police, right? Say, just be honest with them. All call Theo to replace you for a while. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, I'm going to the truck.

Starting point is 00:49:56 He's not, he won't even show up to court. I show up. I show up. I show up. I have a sentencing. Well, yeah, and I go, you're on a given the max. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's got a relationship we have. But he't we don't have that and I'll be honest with you

Starting point is 00:50:08 I fucking love that that is not true. We would we would never do that Barry a body with you. Yeah, be real What happened today? Okay, that's what I thought okay, you guys will talk about Yeah, can you Do you want to go ahead? Bobby, this is a safe space space. I can't go ahead. You own you own all of this creative You have the creative freedom to cut whatever you want and we do your spaniard. We'll do whatever you said I told you I would do anything

Starting point is 00:50:37 You know, it's a new I you keep a secret I told you that I've been so close. I've got you can keep it. You want to you want to talk about it? Bobby and I have known each other for 15 some odd years, 16 years. I've brought him to we've gotten him through rehab three times. I've been there through all the pain. Have a knife. Pain. A lot of the strife, a lot of things I hold dear that he says, please don't tell anybody. Not a soul. Protected him. Helped him. Loved him. Nourished him. Cherished him. So don't do this that I wouldn't do that for you. Don't do that. That's not true. It's a soul. Protected him, helped him, loved him, nourished him, cherished him. So don't do this, that I wouldn't do that for you. Don't do that. That's not true. It's a body. It's different. Well, okay, first of all, is it a guy or a girl? How old is it?

Starting point is 00:51:15 How heavy is it? Oh, the body? Oh, yeah. Oh, it's like a 400 pound, like 600 pound life guy. He was an actor on that show. On my 600 pound life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he never got the operation. knows that we can't do it buddy. No way we can do it. Yeah, so he's just You know, I just stepped on him Bobby would you do it for Andrew

Starting point is 00:51:37 No That's strong of you to say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I ask you a hypothetical such a That's strong of you to say. Yeah, yeah. I ask you to have a medical situation. Look, look, look I'm sucking who? No, he's sucking you. If you don't suck this guy off, you can't throw that stuff around. He loves suckers. That's why I said I was gonna ask you

Starting point is 00:52:09 and not, he's quick to suck. Okay, I'm quick to suck. That's what they say why. Yeah. Yeah. You don't even do the gun. Yeah. Just do this.

Starting point is 00:52:19 Yeah. You're fucking tired. I told you. You do a finger gun to this guy. He's sucking you dry. So go ahead. There's a gun to your head. Yeah. So you. You do a finger gun to this guy. He's sucky, dry. So go ahead. There's a gun to your head. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:28 So you don't have to suck. They say, me and Will are out. We're all just sitting here like, oh my god. And he's like, who's this guy's friend? You're like, I'm his friend. Yeah. He says, you got to suck his dick. He's going to blow his brains out.

Starting point is 00:52:39 I have to suck him where the guy's going to kill him. Yeah. Oh shit. Well, if you guys are here, legitimately. If you guys were here. He would do it. Well, you weren't here. He would do it. If you guys weren't here, I would do it. But also I'd want to put it on Patreon. Oh, that's right. I want to get some hits for you. But what I would really do is I'd go down. Right? I'd go down like I was going to do it and I'd sing our little song,

Starting point is 00:53:02 our little code fight song. Because he knows a little bit. Can you give me a taste of it? gonna be on patreon right a double a triple So now reverse guy comes in puts a gun to his nut you guys suck and I have to suck Andrew What I would do you know what I would do I would suck will first Him what's coming? What's coming? That's how well you would suck will that he would suck the gunman Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like yeah, he'd flip it on himself. I'm a gay man. I don't know what we're saying You know, I listen man dude. I'm good. Did can I ask a question? Oh my god. Yeah, who?

Starting point is 00:53:58 Honestly, do you guys think is a better actor between the two of you? That's not a It's not a fucking it's not close No No, I'm saying it's not that's we're totally different. No, what do you mean we're totally different? You you offer things that I don't I couldn't do and I offer things that you couldn't do. Like what? But that's how you feel. What does he offer that you don't have? He's good. He's good at so okay, what I'm good at is if somebody gives me a script, I'm good at like seeing it and justing it, learning the lines.

Starting point is 00:54:30 Learning the lines become in the character. I'm not doing your movie. And Bobby's good at showing, being there and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, you know what you're doing right now? You're doing it. Yeah, you know what you're doing right now, dude? It's blasphemy. It's uncalled for.

Starting point is 00:54:48 Bobby's a great actor. Categorically, he knows I'm kidding. No, no, no, he's a one of, he is actually a very good actor. I don't think I mean, I think we're just two completely different guys. Also, just can I say this? I know what you're trying to do, Taylor. If I call you that, it's pretty smart, right?

Starting point is 00:55:02 You may. But look at my MDB. Yeah. What I tell it. Hey, what I constantly worked in he is So I don't know what you're trying to do. Yeah, I mentioned the fucking engine room. No, I'm saying that I Continue to work. Do you think? All right, so here's what's happening. I hate that you're projecting Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm trying to yeah, I don't like that photo. That's a good photo of you Yeah, that my favorite thing very early two thousand. Yeah, exactly. I don't like it The faux ha one of those three words to the top above the photo what Actor writer director what writer direct would you written or directed? I've written my life and directed my life

Starting point is 00:55:35 To this moment. Yeah, yeah, what's the box office return? Nothing He's been killing it. Let's pivot on that. Tategorically. Okay. Key enough. Bobby, in the Asian community, where would you rank yourself? Are you top five?

Starting point is 00:55:51 What do we do? What are you trying to do? What community were you? 3695? It's a much stronger category. Are you gonna take it? I'm pointed to that. I'm who I am. Listen Taylor, listen. I'm who I am.

Starting point is 00:56:05 All right, listen Taylor, listen. I love you, Will. And I get, I understand. I will. No, I want to say, Will, dude. Let me say something. When it boils down to survival, dude, you and I have it. And we will beat these guys out.

Starting point is 00:56:18 And we will be the winners. Remember that. Absolutely. And when we look at each other, I'm going to go, we got them. Okay. We're on a team now. Is that what you're saying? Let's do a competition the crazy break Let's break off you and I do a podcast him. I do them do do a podcast Oh, you don't like it. No, no That was that that was an look of no, you got to to Nashville, buddy. Okay. So you'll do it?

Starting point is 00:56:45 Yeah. All right. Honestly, I think you can mix and match any of this. I think we can mix match. Don't you think? Now, how are your employees that work with you guys? Those guys are all steel vals. They wouldn't fucking say anything to anybody

Starting point is 00:56:55 about anything. Who do you think would stench? Who's the fuck? Yeah, which one of the guys is going to bring him out? Bring him out. Bring him out, bring him out. Let's compare. Honestly. what we have on what they have But let's see if they get let's see if they can get so they can get on camera

Starting point is 00:57:10 Okay, so over that way in front of the producers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see who we think would snitch All right, all right, Jesus Bring four guys guys What do you mean? Let's do it. You go do because hell yeah boys stay strong. Okay, you ready? We run a great scouting department. Yeah, I yeah boys, stay strong. Okay, you ready? We run a great scouting department. Yeah, I've got this figured out. Okay, who's the biggest stanchion?

Starting point is 00:57:29 Okay, far left, that's your lawyer, right? Yeah. That is your accountant and or lawyer or manager or- Or manager or- How much do we, we would buy them for like, they were slaves. Ah, okay. Yeah, it's the second time today.

Starting point is 00:57:41 Yeah, okay, so here we go. I love the experience of- Well, what's our budget? How much do we have? We have slaves, we gotta buy them. We have 10 grand. 10 grand. Right. So we're just make it $10. Yeah. I'm 10. Hang on. Hang on. What work do you need done? Are we talking? What? I mean, you like different jobs. A lot of stuff to do. We talk of manual labor. For laughs. How about this guy? 45 cents.

Starting point is 00:58:03 I know. Trust me. It's tough tough taking it's tough taking so I sit there Steven and take it Very I'm so sorry Check this out Two bucks a guy you got two bucks a guy. You got two bucks a guy? Well, it's two bucks a guy. You know what I mean? That's what I treat everybody.

Starting point is 00:58:28 Yeah, yeah. But behind their back, I treat him worse. But right away, you know, the one thing I had this guy's got a lot of stuff in his pockets. I don't know if he's trustworthy or he's busy. I was going to spend four bucks on him. That was a four dollar guy. Yeah, yeah. I got to tell you, this guy right here with his arms crossed, that guy and that guy right there,

Starting point is 00:58:44 those two are worth them, are to me, were at the most. Why? Because this guy right here with his arms crossed that guy and that guy right there Those two are worth them are to me worth the most why because because this guy can kill people That guy can murder humans and this guy knows what to do with it. Do you understand this guy can make bombs? He's made bomb. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's made bombs. Yeah, you can make bombs dude. Huh? He's got the brains and he's got the buff But you know what I'll make money with this guy this guy yeah eight dollars a pay spend I got to be honest with you about this guy what what do you do on the show Steven he just did the same thing to Whale that he just did to you I want you to know what did I do you just said four or five cents you felt bad so would you went back to the A that's right that's that's essentially you're

Starting point is 00:59:17 you're the abusive person yeah you're the use of human being emotionally abusive you're right you're right would be a good thank you boys I appreciate all you guys the bus and boys They do have a real good crew you know who you are Oh, you think you know I'm trying is like a two-trust in a lie type of thing So you also two true some alive I'm gonna say something see if I'm lying or not. Let's see. We have to fill two true send one lie That's how it goes. I can't even think of a line. Oh, all right. Hmm. Okay. Um, I Got it. It's all right. I

Starting point is 00:59:56 Was molested by a guy with Down syndrome. I've seen this bit But you don't know if it's a truth or not. I know I seen the bit Let's move on. Shobbing talent. Yeah, but forget it's move on. I'll do it. it's true or not. I've seen it there. Shob and talent. Yeah, but forget it. I'll do it. You're fucking library. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:14 I'm a fan, bro. That was very funny, too. All right. I was in the Minnesota boys choir. I played ice hockey. And I'm a purple belt in Taekwondo. There's two truths in a lie. That's pretty good.

Starting point is 01:00:31 Do you know the answer? I do. I know which one is the lie. Willie, go first, buddy. The first one was you were in a Minnesota choir. He wasn't listening. Yeah, you weren't even listening. Minnesota boys choir were in a Minnesota choir. He wasn't listening. Yeah, you weren't even listening Minnesota boys choir. Yeah. Yeah, Minnesota choir. I think that's the lie

Starting point is 01:00:56 No, he's asking. No, I was asking what they are. I was giving the three against Minnesota boys choir. Yeah Ice hockey. I played ice hockey plays ice hockey. I played ice hockey. Yeah, and taekwondo. Purple belt and taekwondo. Who the boys? I'm gonna say. Who the boys? And could I say this too? If you get it right, dude? I'm gonna give you a leg massage. Which leg?

Starting point is 01:01:17 Both. Whoa, that's, he never does both. That's so nice. That's fucking cool. I'm gonna go with Minnesota Boy Squire. Okay. Go ahead. So here's where I think I'm gonna go with Minnesota Boyz Choir. Okay. Go ahead. So here's where I think it might like Minnesota Boyz Choir.

Starting point is 01:01:29 Just don't see him being in Minnesota. They're in the same game. I don't see him in Minnesota. But then he said purple. He said purple belt, which I'm like, man, he's just going off like like Minnesota. And it's almost hockey. It's almost racist of us to even believe the purple belt. The type one.

Starting point is 01:01:41 Who are we to put him in a box to say, oh, that's true. Wow, you're good. I took old box but putting Minnesota choir and then hockey and together the sport in Minnesota is hockey. Right but I don't think you're from Minnesota. That's what I was going to have it. These are all very good fight words. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Can you stand up and can you show me a hockey shot? Oh, it's fuck yeah. You got to show them what you do, baby. Pfft.

Starting point is 01:02:09 Pfft. Pfft. He played hockey. Pfft. He played hockey. Because can I be honest with you? Yeah. And what I'm about to say might hurt, but it's OK.

Starting point is 01:02:20 Yeah. You don't strike me as a very hand-eye coordinated individual. Oh, boy. This guy is a game. It's a game. I'll let that slide. Yeah. You don't strike me as a very hand-eye-coordinated individual. Oh, boy. This guy is a good game. It's really good game. I'll let that slide, but it burns. It burns bad. And I know this is weird because we kind of just met,

Starting point is 01:02:33 but that was a legitimate shot. So the hockey's the truth. You know he's a video game. Which makes me believe that the choir is now true because Minnesota and hockey play together, I'm gonna go, well, Purple Belt and Taekwondo. My fucking cut, dude. You got it.

Starting point is 01:02:48 No, wow. I sort of got it. Really? Yeah, because I lived in a diner, Minnesota. He's my dad's from Adana. Okay. So, and when I was a kid, right? My favorite topic there was,

Starting point is 01:02:59 Dinosys Arelli in the 70s, right? And I played hockey, and I had a good voice, so I was in the Minnesota boy's choir. I just never took tech one down seeing us some Loves Hitler socks Kansas favor. Shit to say Every morning you greet me. It's been a while. It's been a while.

Starting point is 01:03:28 Yeah, it's been a while. So Bobby, you came from money. Yeah, my parents had money, but then they went bankrupt in high school. Oh, wait, no, you're 50 something. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're doing. You did it too. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:41 You said you went bankrupt in high school, so how would O8 beat that answer? Well, you're smart. 1908. 1908. Yeah, no, after the turn on the subject, you play the same game. Do you like this game? I love it.

Starting point is 01:03:54 True true. I feel like that could easily get sponsored. Your EP should have been on top of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a pretty good thing. That's a pretty good thing. That's a pretty good thing. That's pretty good. I started about these games.

Starting point is 01:04:02 Pretty good game. Okay, two truths in a lie. So you're going to do it? Sure. Because can I play or no? Yeah. OK. But don't say the answer, because you're probably going to know the answer.

Starting point is 01:04:11 I probably won't. I don't know anything about him. He doesn't know who I am. Yeah, I really don't know much. Um, it's fun. I used to coach Will Ferrell's kid. I lived for a short period of shit near the Eiffel Tower outside. Okay.

Starting point is 01:04:57 Hey, Andrew. Yeah. That last one bugged me because I thought you're taking away too long with this. I was obviously alive, but then the shit near the off the tower. Yeah. Yeah. I bug you because it tricked you a little bit. No, because it's like, what is near with the way you this?

Starting point is 01:05:13 I said, I took a shit near the Eiffel Tower outside. Okay, can I go? No, but you get the frame. Oh, yeah. I don't know much. Okay. I'm going to say the Will Ferrell is a lie. He's kid You're right. We'll go have gas. You're gonna say the will Ferrell one is a lie. Yeah, do you know the answer? I don't

Starting point is 01:05:33 See you guys are thinking more than you will give me What yours you go ahead? You said the John Hancock building that's right. Where's that located? Chicago, Illinois Chicago, Illinois. How much where did you start doing comments? You can't ask questions like that man That's insane. That's why you do it. That's why you should have never got up and did the hockey shot Oh, I feel like that's a fun part of the game But they'd be they'd be giving you too much information. That's okay. Go ahead. You can ask In this game, you can only ask two questions two questions

Starting point is 01:06:06 Okay, so John Hancock building is in Chicago Yeah, where did you start doing? No, don't I started doing comedy in Los Angeles California. Yep, and we didn't have to waste that question Yeah, he's a Chicago bear fan. So yeah, you are a good play. Oh, yes, that's his truth. That's his truth Fucking but I can ask for each I can ask for each right so I know you're out though you can get any more questions Yeah, you just said two for each For each for each yes, so now I can go to pooping go to pooping. Yeah, no, no you get two questions in total. That's insane Was the first one again. What was that what was that you taught he taught I told wheelfills?

Starting point is 01:06:42 I coached coach wheelferyls kidseral's kids what you coach him in you He just do it you can use it to yeah, you are This is your segment that's right. Go ahead rules. What you coach him in soccer Are you looking at my leg? I'm gonna say I'm gonna say uh Who is that what is that what the fuck is that go ahead? Go go go what is it kids you want to go you want me to go you guys right? I'm gonna go with coaching wheelferals kid This is good I'm good yeah yeah what it? I never lived in the John Hancock. God God, and hey, that is really good. Yeah, never

Starting point is 01:07:29 Never. I never would know. That was really cool. Copwell's Pharrell's kids in soccer. Yeah, I coached him when when when his kid might one of my first jobs And I moved to Los Angeles was coaching little kids. By the way, he was like fucking six. Yeah, It was little kid soccer at the park behind the Fox lot. And Will Ferrell, Ryan Philippe and Reese Witherspoon's kid were there. It was like celebrity kids. I got it through a friend of a friend at the movie studio

Starting point is 01:07:53 you guys to work at. Wow. And they were like, they need someone to coach soccer. I was like, I've never fucking played soccer in my life. And they were like, they're six. I was like, perfect. So I coached a bunch of little famous kids. Isn't that fucking, is that what you're doing? I was like, do more of that. That of famous kids. Isn't that fucking is that

Starting point is 01:08:08 Now the John Hancock was a good sell that was a good poll because the bear's thing and that was a nice poll from that Dude that was fantastic. You want to you want to use first? I want will to do two true cinema. I fast I need to think about something real quick. Think about the lie I need to think about something real quick. Think about the lie. I wet the bed until I was 14. I won a Yu-Gi-O tournament in high school. I lost my virginity on the 4th of July. I didn't like your seat. Why? I want a Yu-Gi-O tournament in high school. It's fucking what do you

Starting point is 01:08:53 want me to do? I wet the bed till I was 14. I lost my virginity on the 4th of July. Just mad as fuck. What do you want me to fucking do? I'm saying. Let me tell you something. Because I think with the light, go ahead. I get two questions. You gotta let them just do their thing. Because he's not allowed to play. He knows what's going on. I guess he might because I low key.

Starting point is 01:09:12 Yeah, yeah. He knows too much. So we only get two questions per person. Yeah, yeah. So I'll get one and you, I'll get two you get two. So my first one would be, where was the Yu-Yi-O tournament? where did it take place Missouri? No, I mean like where My area I'm saying like in a what in a warehouse at a school where was it flea market at a flea market. Oh, we get really

Starting point is 01:09:41 Okay, hold on let me get one more question insane You already didn't you just ask a couple? That's one. I answered one, but I said, I didn't mean the state I meant like, where did the tournament take place? And like, what room? Facility.

Starting point is 01:09:52 What facility is what I meant? It just give me a brief example of how you give your tournament. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, We're the rule. Let me get one more question. He's son of a bitch. You're a fucking son of a bitch. Yeah, he's a son of a bitch. One the purest kind. This is one of the purest son of a bitch This fucking German son of a bitch. Yeah, Nazi fucking son of a bitch. I would say the other question I would want to know is, what was the first thing you said? It was the you go tournament. No, you pissed yourself until 14. He doesn't remember that one.

Starting point is 01:10:38 And lost my virginity. I'm a fourth of July. I believe the fourth in July, virginity. That's corny, but I believe the fourth in July. Yeah, we're going to have to watch July. I believe the fourth in July, for Unity. That's corny, but I believe it. Yeah, I believe it. He's a type of white dude that would do that. He would. And it will do.

Starting point is 01:10:53 I'll be coming when the fireworks are on the air. Yeah. Yeah. It's America. Our freedom. Right, he's America. Yeah. So the pissing the bed thing is the thing we think we do in a lot.

Starting point is 01:11:02 Let me just say, you know, because it's like, I can see this guy pissing off in those 14. I guess that's the thing. I guess I could too. It's just an offie. A yugio thing seems like, but you know what, dude, it's so specific. It's you.

Starting point is 01:11:19 It seems like a shot it is, but it's also a specific thing. And it's like, for you, you, you, you, okay? No, it was not you, you, you, oh, it's like for you you you okay? No, it was not you go guy. Oh, why'd you say oh? There you go the other pieces Yeah, there's the fairs that puzzle coming. Oh, I'll make my guess. Oh my god. You have one go ahead You can ask another question if you want I think I'm good because other ones are You don't piss your pants into your 14 that's crazy. Go ahead Because you wouldn't be a real man if you did that go ahead you didn't lose your fucking virginity on the 4th of July

Starting point is 01:11:51 you geo was the lie yeah let's leave work it oh my god god damn it and you only knew that because I flex on the Pokemon badge yeah recently yeah I I feel like you've talked about Pokemon. I did with switch Pokemon and Yeah, you go. All right. What's the difference? It's a fucking difference. Yeah, but it worked Yeah, but it was because I could answer your quiet. I could answer questions Okay, okay. Yeah, he did something so similar. I was like So right, that's why he was pissed because you want a Pokemon tournament on tournament poke him on tournament at a flea market you cock sucker So it's partially true. He played he won a card just qualified

Starting point is 01:12:30 Go ahead Taylor this call you sneaky son of a bitch. You did you think you I think you're pissed I lost my Virginia. What's your lie? No, not a chance. Where was it? The my room It was it wasn't that uh you invited a girl to your room when you were a hold. 14, 14. Right after you stopped peeing in the bed. No one, he stopped peeing in the bed. Yeah, let me ask you something.

Starting point is 01:12:51 Your parents didn't say anything, or take, get you psychology or something. Your dad didn't hit you or nothing? It was the, the only, are you talking about pissing the bed? Yeah, of all. The only thing was like, we go to the doctor and the doctor would just say, I couldn't drink cool late after seven o'clock.

Starting point is 01:13:03 He's right, though, he's the same. Yeah, I don't, he can't do it either. Yeah. All right Taylor, give me two truths and a lie. Let's go. I'm having a hard time. I know you saw me. And the scariest thing is pissing your pants over at your boy's house like when you're

Starting point is 01:13:16 having a little slumber party. You still pay your pass now? No. You still pay a little bit? I have before. I have before. My have before my latest. My latest time was college. You pissed the bed and.

Starting point is 01:13:27 Piss the bed. But drunk. That's why. No. Oh, wow. You shame. You're shame there? No.

Starting point is 01:13:35 I'm talking about it right now. When you piss. I love it, dude. In college, when you do it, are you cognizant of it while you're sleeping like you? You know you're pissing? I hate it. Yeah, I mean, I would like wake the at the tail end of it. Oh you

Starting point is 01:13:47 be done fucking piss that Wow, I'm ready. Okay, he's ready. I'm ready. I Once won a Nintendo 64 super smash brothers tournament when I was 12 years old Okay, I kind of piggybacking go ahead I Did it's good. I have rough piggy bank over 20 hours in flight lessons. I've landed a plane 20 hours that much I get to go ahead and everyone's on a session. You know, I mean go ahead and I Proposed to my wife in five weeks of knowing her. Okay, off the bat, the five-year thing is true. 100%.

Starting point is 01:14:32 There's no doubt in my mind. He looks like he loves hard and he loves fast. Yeah, dude. 20 hours. 20 hours of flight. Anybody can do 20 hours. I think you and I have done seven. I've done many.

Starting point is 01:14:42 Yeah, I was gonna say. I didn't know what it is. So the problem is the tournament thing sounds too close to home. Yeah. Like he's gonna get us again and be like, I fooled you too. Yeah. You don't have him? Yeah, but to me, the number one first thing, the tournament thing.

Starting point is 01:14:57 Super Mario Smash Bros. seems like a lie, but still, I did that with the last one. It wasn't Super Mario Bros. It was Super Smash Bros. Super Smash Bros. Whoa. We got two questions. I did that with it wasn't super marbles. It was super smash bros Whoa You were 12 years old 12 years old. Yes, what was the prize? The prize was a $250 gift certificate to David Buster's this is a lie That could be true though. No, I can I can smell it D&B didn't have 250 the only at $200 gift cards. I remember didn't have 250 they only had $200 gift cards I remember. Okay.

Starting point is 01:15:24 Yeah. Go ahead. What do you mean? What's your other question for him? So, um, it's five weeks when you, you know, you, you proposed your wife. What's the funny? What? What?

Starting point is 01:15:40 I just love you, man. Why? Because I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah. Yeah, I know. You're saying the question just so you kind of start to find it. I'm trying to find it. He's in the dark with the flashlight.

Starting point is 01:15:49 I'm in the dark. I'm in the dark. I'm like, yeah. So the five weeks, did anyone tell you that it was too soon? We didn't tell anybody. Yeah, he did it on the blue. And did she expect it? Did she expect it? Did she expect it? Uh...

Starting point is 01:16:08 Yes, yes and no. Oh wow, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Alright, I'm gonna pay. Go ahead. He doesn't have 20 hours of flight lessons. A flight time. Go ahead. I say the plane things bananas. I

Starting point is 01:16:30 Still don't believe the five weeks. Okay, so no on the five weeks. Yeah, what is it? Man, I thought you guys are smart. I literally piggybacked off Yeah, five weeks You had it for a minute dog. He really did. I thought to myself, you're such a fucking idiot, not like navigating through essentially the same thing. I knew it was the live day. I mean, you're like 12 years old. I had a fucking move on the El Noggin for a second. I was like, goddamn, what was the prize?

Starting point is 01:16:56 That would have been iconic. If you're like, you just stick what they didn't have 200 Fideoli, they just had 200. It's that one. There's no chance. I did think that would have been nuts. These guys are fucking with us. God. All right, well, here's the deal. There's no chance. I did think that would have been nuts. I knew these guys are fucking with us God, all right. Well, here's the deal the bus with the boys boys are here

Starting point is 01:17:09 It makes my heart glow to know that you guys are here in our studio after we came on your bus and we came on your bus And we appreciate you. We love you in the next time we're in Nash Vegas 100 percent we had so much fun in that city man the rhyman was one of the I mean One of the best venues. I think we've ever played credible. Are you feel doob? Do you feel bamboozled? I feel he doesn't like to be lied to I would like to Most like we lost we did there's some losing here. We mean they didn't guess mine. So I was good and I didn't guess yours either I guess yeah, yeah, yeah, Taylor did. Oh, he guessed your part. Taylor piece of that part. So honestly, yeah, they won. You lost. I did lose. Yeah. I did lose. Do you want us for a second? Yeah, you're the only loser here. Close us out then.

Starting point is 01:17:53 Thank you for being a bad friend. Woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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