Bad Friends - Celebrate Christmas with Us Today on Patreon

Episode Date: December 20, 2024

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70,000 people are here and Bob Dylan is the reason for it. Inspired by the true story. If anyone is going to hold your attention on stage, you have to kind of be a freak. Are you a freak? Hope so. And starring Timothy Chalamet as Bob Dylan, he defied everyone. Turn it down!

Play it loud! To change everything. Make some noise BD. Timothy Chalamet, Edward Norton, El Fanny, Monica Barberow. A complete unknown. Only theaters Christmas day. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. Oh, you have cookies in there? Oh my God. Shit, no chocolate nuggets here, dude. Oh, nuggies. We're all from Tr Oh, you have cookies in there? Oh my God. Oh, shit, no chocolate nuggets here, dude. Oh, nuggets.

We're all from Trader Joe's, dude. Is that from Teegers? Pass that 10, playa. Mm. Pass that 10, playboy. One of our favorite traditions is here and Bobby chewing on the mic. Jingle jangle, fun mixer, favorite candy treat.

Welcome to our- Let it rip today, dude. Yeah. Let it rip. I'm. Yeah. Let it rip. I'm ready for it. I agree. I'm so depressed. I get so depressed on the holidays, I can't even,

it's like a, it's a deep, it's a deep depression. You don't get depressed? You love it. I stay depressed, dude. Let's see if this can make it over the crack. Yeah, December 1st is when it starts. Nope. December 1st is when it starts. Nope. December 1st you get depressed?

All the way until January 5th. What happens on January 5th? Cause the next day is our holiday. Three kinks. What? Three kinks. The kinks happen. Three kinks. What's three kinks?

What is it? Let's start good, let's start good. Let's not start like that. But do you get, you get real depressed. Oh yeah. Yeah, I could tell, I could tell, dude. Your face gets all red and all depressed, huh? I had a massage today.

And the woman said, is there anywhere I'm not allowed to touch? Really? I thought about you. Well, there are some areas that you don't touch. I said, I don't want my face. I don't like my face. I don't like my Achilles heel being touched.

Uh-uh. I don't want that damaged at all then. Didn't that happen to Troy? Who does that happen to? To Troy. Helen of Troy? What? Achilles.

Oh, Achilles, yeah. What? Achilles. This name is not Troy? No, in Troy. In Troy. Oh, Achilles, yeah. What? Achilles. This name is not Troy? No, in Troy. In Troy. Oh, that's what it is. Oh, here we go.

The Greek hero Achilles' only vulnerable spot was his heel. Left untouched until his mother dipped him in the river Styx, as in after the band Styx get their name from. Well, that's everyone's vulnerable spot. Their heel? Well, mine's the taint. Mine goes the taint.

Taint. It's so vulnerable, my taint. It's tickly wickly. I know, but there's probably a layer of skin that's not missing. There's something about the taint that area. Do you know what the taint is? No.

Can you guess what a taint is? It's on your body. I'm guessing like on your feet? No. Well, some of mine's on my feet. Yeah. Mine does stretch down, it stretches down to my feet. Is it on the vagina. Yeah. He's got a little bit on his feet. Mine just stretches down to my feet. Is it on the vagina?

No. It's the area between your balls and your butthole. Or your vag in the butthole. The taint is a vulgar slang. That little skin. Yeah, that little. That little gap. Oh.

Not little, some people have huge taints. I hate the way this started. All right. Let's switch it.