Bad Friends - Cindy Lou Who Christmas

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

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Today You two are bad friends For these two idiots A white dude And an Asian dude You two are disgusting You two or something We're bad friends

Welcome to bad friends It's wonderful to see you. I'm Jack Skellington. What's this? What's this? There's comets everywhere. What's this? What's this? Tony Hinscliff everywhere. Hello there, Grint. I'm Jack Skellington. Hello, Skellington. Hello. How are you? I'm at bony chills. And who the fuck is that? Lulu? Lulu? Who's Lulu? Who's Lulu? Who are you referring to? Me? Who's Lulu? Who's Lulu? Who are you referring to? Me?

Who's Lulu? Me! Are you a looboboo? Ah, you bought me a Labubu for Christmas. There is. There's a lalobu, an expensive one. I'm Jack Skolinton. I imagine this laboobu was a little bit cheaper because it's a Filipino laboooo.

Yeah, a jungle liloboo. A jungle boobo. Yes. Happy holidays, oh, I'm Jack Skellington. Hello! Hello! Hello? Welcome to the bad friends show.

Oh. Do you want to play a Christmas song? I don't, well, we can make one up. Let's make a Christmas song. What kind of snow is this? Cancer? It's crack. By the way, this is obviously so cancerous.

Yeah. I mean, we're gonna breathe this in. We're all gonna have, this is asbestos, live asbestos. Yeah. Sing me a song. You've got to turn it on. Christmas time for you. It's Christmas time for you.

No? Yeah. Yeah. You gotta be silent with the red nose and the reindeer. You gotta have pumpkin spice and all the glory. As you did. You know? You get it?

You know what I mean? The human spirit's alive this Christmas. Right? Duality, duality and expectations. What are you doing, dude? Cowbell? How do you not know how to do a cowbell? There it is.

You turned. Christmas time is forgiving and receiving, but mostly giving, mostly giving, mostly receiving for me. I know, yeah, and taking, and stealing, and looting. So please, please don't be biased, right? Just try us. Pius and don't be Pious Merry

To marry Yeah, yeah And don't be Trying trying Right Yeah Wow Wow

Is it nice? Will you sing a song Play a rhythm so she'll sing Yeah Yeah Ready? Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

Be good Eggnog Don't be on the naughty list I love Christmas Yeah Wow good It's a hit

It's a hit It's a hit It's a hit It's a hit Welcome back to bad friend No. Merry Kwanza. Kwanza as well.

And all of them. Yeah, marry all of them. Dude, let's marry, I mean, would you get the Buddhists? What do they do? Yeah, what do the Buddhists do for Christmas? Well, you know, they're eating rice for sure. And they're lighting candles.

Christmas rice? Yeah, yeah. They're also doing a... I'll tell you what I love about Christmas. It's a white Christmas. I'm the racist Grinch. I'm racist as well. I'm Jack, and I'm racist.

Look at my white face, but my black body. Which means... Best of all the worlds. I'm half. Merry Christmas. I can't do the mask. It's too hot. I can't breathe.

It's far too hot. So, um, what did you do for Thanksgiving? What did you do? I went to the Bay's house. Oh, you did? We would go to Michael fucking Bayes House. Yeah. You texted me.

I did. Okay. That's insane. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I don't know if it was insane. It's crazy you went to Michael Bayes House for Thanksgiving. Yeah, yeah. But it would-

Hollywood. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I'll tell you what I didn't do. What didn't you do? You know, I didn't laugh at it. No photos are you like that? We didn't take any photos. No, I went there because the worm of the previous year,

I said, hey, you bailed. I bailed. That's right. Out of fear. And then we FaceTime Jules. From Michael Bay's house? Yeah. Because they wanted to talk to Jules.

Yeah, but I was out. She was out. You didn't pick up. Yeah. And then it was a little awkward because it was a, I thought it was going to be like lots of people. But it was like pretty intimate. It was just you guys? It was me, Michael, his fiancee.

And then his mom. Michael Bay's mom? Yeah. And she was super sweet. Was there an explosion at dinner? Did anything But then I saw Bumblebee Do you borrow his shirt?

What? Do you borrow his shirt? What shirt? Bumblebee's all because it's yellow Really good one It looks like a bumblebee shirt Yeah yeah yeah You know what he had though there

He has like a little museum down there In his bottom floor And he had the you ever see the rock The movie the rock Yeah One of my favorite He directed it right Yeah

He has that cylinder with the little balls in it No way Yeah And I held it Did you want to steal something? Yeah, there was like all those like little knickknacks. Wow. Like a full-blown teen, yeah, that.

He has that in his house. Wow. Like, it's the original. And then he also has like teenage mutant ninja turtle costumes and all the stuff. Did you put one on? No, no, no. I would. What ninja turtle would you be?

Um, Michelangelo. Definitely. I'm Raphael. I know, you're definitely Raphael. 100%. Yeah. And you guys thought I was going to be the rat, huh? What's his name?

Splinter. Splinter. That's splinter. That's splinter. I want to be the orange one. There's an orange. That's Leonardo. No, that's Michelangelo.

I'm Michelangelo, dude. Yeah. Dude, that Calabanga did. And I'm Raphael. I'm tortured. Yeah. What are you? Donatello for sure.

Donatello. Donatello has a sigh, right? He's purple. Yeah, Donatello. That's 100% bottom. There's a Raphael, right? I'm Raphael. Oh, you're Raphael.

I have the size. I'm bad. That's her. That's Donatello. That's Donatello. What else is there? And then he goes, after dinner. I mean, it was a great dinner, too.

But it was, like, awkward because there was a couple of guys there, I think they're arms dealers. I don't know. They're just strange guys in, like, turtlenecks, and, like, you know, I don't know if they're Persian. I don't know what they are, and they don't talk much. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So I don't know who they were. And then afterwards, he goes, let's watch a movie. Don't tell me he put on one of his own movie. No, no, no. That would have been so funny. No, we watched Running Man. It's a great movie. in his theater.

Yes, you sent me a picture. A photo in the theater, yeah, yeah. It's huge. Huge. How cool. He's a full-blown movie theater out there. Wow. And then they wanted us to come over Saturday to watch a movie, but you were not available.

You went back? No, but they want to watch a movie with Jules. Hmm. They invited you. I have the invite, but you were out of town. You have my invite? Well, they go, why don't I have my invite? What do they go?

Is Andrew, I thought you were in Chicago? No, I was here the whole home. Fuck! Really? You could have gone? No, I was in Chicago. Yeah, yeah. You would have gone? With you to Michael Bay's house? Yeah, yeah. For sure. You would have? Fodder for the pod. Yeah, fodder for the pod. I would have gone. I mean, Michael was very nice when I met him. Yeah, he's, yeah. I mean, you know, was it strange at some point? Like, when you wanted to leave, were you like... I wanted to leave as soon as I got in the house.

Because it's not my... I realize that I'm just not a social person. You're not. Yeah, I'm not like, I don't do these things. No. I'm not good at it. Well, there was food So I eat the food And then you're fucked I'm out Yeah Yeah, but then I wandered around

And then in this backyard There's deer What? Yeah, but if you like If you go to like Bill Maher's house You've been to Bill Maher's house? Yeah

Wow And it's, you know What these guys do Is they'll buy like Six houses And they'll just You connect them all And it's a compound

Oh yeah It's like one of those fields It's like vast That's cool One day you and I will have a compound. I don't think so. Together, maybe. No, not individually, but like, you know what I mean?

I'll get this house. There's like three or four buildings. You get the far house. Whatever house you want. You know what I mean? And then in the buildings, maybe this one will live there. Maybe the kids here. Yeah, yeah.

No, thank you. We want a house. And then there's a golf cart. Oh, a golf cart. Yeah, house to house. I love this. This is like the secret life of Mormon watch. What do you think?

Yeah. You do? It's so good. I heard about it for the first time. last night. What? The secret lives of Mormon wives. This is what it's like. Don't they all live like right near each other? Yeah, they're all in Provo, Utah. Yeah. Well, tell me about the secret lives. I don't know what's to see. What's their biggest secret? Because they're Mormon, their secrets aren't a big deal to us. Like, they just kissed each other's husbands.

So like one time I drank Coke. It's exactly. Yeah, yeah. And everyone's like, yeah. I celebrated my birthday. Miranda! Miranda! I did. You bitch. I know. They do coffee animas. They do coffee enemas? What is that? They put coffee in your ass. Do people are addicted to that shit? Well I mean, I love coffee. Yeah. I do imagine it would be good in my ass.

No, I, a strange addiction does show that? And there's a couple that do it every hour and it's getting out of hand. You think so? It's getting out of hand? Yeah. They shove coffee in their ass. Well, the first couple months, you're like,

all right, I'll let a slide. But every hour for like six months it's out of hand so because they don't drink coffee they can put it in their ass is that the loophole that's like catholics with anal but what's the point because then you don't drink it and god's not mad of you but you put it in your butt and it's fine yeah you get high no you get like the same pickup you must get a buzz yeah Starbucks it's like a Starbucks butt high Starbuts yeah welcome to Starbuts bend over gl gl gl glug glugglugglug glug gluck gluck I've done wheatgrass animus what you put wheatgrass in your ass Dude, you don't know that story?

Wheatgrass ass. When I was doing, when I was detoxing off of Vicodin and all my opiates, and then I, and then Abby brought me to that wheatgrass farm. I remember. Yeah, for like a month. Yeah. And then I woke up one day, I was just like going through detox. And I woke up in the bathroom with a fucking green juice all over the bathtub, bathroom,

the floor with a tube in my ass, and I was shaking. I was trying to do my own wheatgrass enema. you're doing your own yeah but they but they have the you know i mean the apparatus and all the stuff and they teach you how to do it but so this is a normal thing to put wheat wheatgrass up there or this was your solution maybe i improvised i think it's yours yeah i think i found a garden hose right that just sounds like a bit someone's like you know what i did i made bobby lee put wheatgrass his ass but look at wheatgrass enemas yeah it's a thing that's i've never heard of that my entire life yeah wheatgrass enema yeah it's it's up yeah it's it's yeah it's it's

It's the whole thing. Benefits. There's good benefits to it. I'll tell you what. Probably just as beneficial to drink it than to put it up your butt. Yeah, but I think it helps with colon cancer maybe. Oh. Helps loose in stool, obviously.

Yeah, let's the stool green. It dies it green. That's all it does. It's like the river on St. Paddy's Day in Chicago. Yeah. This is not a new issue. Thousands of years ago, people were taught to purify the body with a live, raw, vegan diet, and enemas. So people have been doing this for a long time.

Yeah. essence sect of Judaism understood that fasting and colon cleansing help clear negativity and toxins out of the physical body so the mind could be quieted and the spirit renewed. Yeah, dude. We should do it on the show. I guess if the Jews have been doing it for thousands of years. I gave Bert Chrysler one. You gave him an enema? A coffee one, I believe. You gave me a TikTok one. Yeah, I put a TikTok in his butthole. Some say that's still up there. Yeah, we had to cut that. Yeah, we did have to cut you doing that. You putting a TikTok in his ass? We couldn't air that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's funny. It's funny. Was it an orange or a white one? I think it was white. Yeah, good, because the orange ones, I chew too fast. The orange one, you do too. It's candy.

Yeah. Nobody fucking sucks on an orange tic-tac. You just eat the whole thing. You chew the whole. You chew the whole thing. You just, the whole, yeah, in your mouth. Dude, I got into a car back from the airport, and the guy, you know how sometimes they have like mince and water and stuff?

This guy had high chew. I love high chew. I suck on high chew. I told him, I go, I'm going to eat this whole thing. You chew on them and suck on them. Both. How long do you suck for? I'm a pretty good sucker, dude

I suck hard You suck way hard Yeah, too hard almost Hichu's so good Hichu's the best dude So I told him I said I'm going to eat all these high chus He's like, that's all right

That's what they're there for Eat the Hichu I love he was such a nice guy And you know what the Asian candies Are doing now? What? They start putting like other things in it Like a little

You know how you suck on like Asian candy And then there's like a little Mochi or something in your mouth Like a random bit Yeah That they stick in there I like, it's a little delight. It's a little treat, it's a little surprise.

It's like, thank you, it's like, thank you. Like little things like that. Mochi rice, mochi fruit cake, uh, daifuku dessert. Yeah, the agent's really. And then, do you go to, you get Asian chips? Like, it'll be lays, but they'll have different flavors. Oh, I like the foreign flavors. Yeah, like, yeah.

The Asian one I had, I think I had Doxon, was a Chinese chip? Doxon. Yeah, doxon, yeah, or Weimarroner. I don't remember which one it was. Yeah. I had dog It was like dead on That was my joke

Oh that was it It didn't land at all in this whole room Oh oh Doxon's a dog Doxon is a dog Oh fuck I miss She got it Did you get it?

I smile It went right over everybody's head No it went over my head I didn't know what a doxon was Or I said Can we rewind that It makes me like a fool What kind of chips did you have

Chinese chips? Yeah what did you have Same for Nars I've had that before Have you had St. Bernard lately? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're so good. But you really like pug chips.

The pugs are good, but you know what, right now? Because I'm on Wegovians now, right? I get the chihuahua. It's a smaller chip. It's a tiny chip. Yeah, yeah. You want yourself some Chinese chips? But give me the exotic flavors of the Japanese, like, chips.

They do have really wild flavors. Yeah. You know what I kind of like is ketchup. You're at ketchup in Canada? Yeah. Those are good. Those are good. I'm a Trader Joe's now.

They do? Yeah. Yeah. Give me some unusual chips there. Have you tried banana ketchup? What? Banana ketchup. Filipino ketchup.

Banana ketchup? Yeah. No, dude. That's not a real. It's the wrong fruit, dude. It's so good. Banana and ketchup? Yeah.

Is there tomato in it or is it made out of bananas? There's maybe a little tomato, but it's sweet. That's it? It's so good. Is that banana ketchup? ketchup. Yeah. Is that the kind you have?

Yeah. Tommy Sangang. Yeah. I want an order of French rice with banana ketchup. Yeah. I mean, so jungly to have banana ketchup. Sponsored by Dana White, UFC. UFC can come up with a different.

It's a time! Chocoladale! Loves UFC. Banana ketchup. Banana sauce. UFC, that's insane. Tamis Chachang. What is that, what's the, it's an abbreviation, but what is it, what is it stand for?

I don't know. United Flavored ketchup. Is that what is? No, I'm just, that's really good. No idea. Yeah. UFC stands for Universal Food Corporation. So boring.

But I believe that the Japanese look at our flavors and then go, oh, I can't believe they do, you know what I mean? Barbecue. Yeah. Salt and vinegar. All right? Yeah. Or chive. We never thought of that.

Thai. Yeah. Do you think or no? Yeah, they must. Honeybutter. That one's so good. Calbi. Yeah, honey butter. Well, honey butter sounds good. Yeah. I like honey and butter. Which this one? Zoom it in. Just chips. Oh. Just chips. A lot of words for just chips. What, what do you? What does that mean? Doritos. What flavor? Wasabi Doritos. I bet you that's so good. Wasabi Doritos. Mike Popcorn. That's a guy named Mike. They made popcorn out of him. And the other one looks like Wagyu beef. Yeah. And you know where you get them here is like fucking like vape shops.

I've seen them. You're right? You go to a vape shop. It's like, why do they have these here? The smoke shop you go to, I go to. Because he goes, Bobby was just in here, man. Yeah. By the way, last night I went and got pizza.

Yeah. And the guy's like, the guy who works at a sweet guy, he's like. Prince. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, are you famous? I was like, no, man. And the guy in the back, he's like, the guy in the back says you're famous, man.

And then he comes out. He goes, we should get your picture on the wall. And I was like, no, no, that's very nice. Thank you. And he goes, but it's got to be you and Bobby together. And I was like, okay, he goes, he was here like an hour ago. You had just gone to Pratt. Yeah.

You know what I got there? The greatest pizza I've ever had. I just got that with the short ribbon side of it. Bro. It's bro. What? Guy. Guy.

Let me say something, guy. It's so good. Not just the best piece I've ever had, dude, guy, right? They're ending it. No, it's only for a limited run. Yeah. They're going to end it, guy, right? and I'm telling you right now, guy, dude,

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Let me guess. What? Michael Bay had a 10-pound turkey. Am I close? Yeah. Got to be. Michael Bay had He had two or three kinds of stuffing

I bet you one of them was like a gluten-free stuffing One stuffing? One stuffing Cranberry sauce Yes Did he have green bean casserole? No

Interesting move Because the crispy onions Are probably one of my favorite things On top But can we go back to the stuffing? Yeah It was Homemade

Not just homemade High quality breading Yeah, it's homemade probably Yeah And it's I think they use Different varieties of bread in the stuffing Wow

Well, you use sourdough and then this brioche. You know what I mean? And these different, because they were different texture, cube size, right? The best stuffing I've ever had, right? He also insisted on carving. He carved. It's his house. Because his dad's a surgeon.

No, you should let him. He's like, my dad's a surgeon. I could, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Well, his dad should have done it. Oh, he's dead? You can carve from the after. Yeah.

I mean, surgeons are the one that should cut a turkey. But it was a great turkey, and then they had nine varieties of different pies and cakes. It was incredible. Pumpkin. Apple. Yes. Two. Cherry.

Talamook. Talamook. Talamook ice cream. Telemook. What is it is? The cheese company? Tillamook. Tillamook, yeah.

Telamook. Telamook. Vanilla ice cream. Was that fancy or? Just vanilla? I don't just vanilla. No. Come on, Michael.

Here's another thing that I was like, uh-uh, which is one of the servers or, you know what I mean? You had servers? Yeah. You didn't go serve yourself. There was staff there. You were staff there.

And like, yeah. That's not what that is. And they were like, staff. Like flotto sparkling water. And I go, I'll have a diet called, we don't do soda here. See, this is a.

And already I was like, I don't know. Should I leave? What is with celebrities in that? I think I'm going to leave. It's soda. Celebrities, dude, this is like a Hollywood thing. It's a Hollywood thing.

Like, we don't have soda in our home. Have you been to my house? Look at what's in the fridge. It's a soda can. His whole house is a soda can. How many Diet Coke do we have? A lot. There's the upstairs fridge and the downstairs.

Yeah, yeah. When you turn on your faucet, Diet Coke comes out. Exactly. Wouldn't that be sick to do that? That's like Brewster's millions. Another thing is also... What time did the sex party start?

There was only... Well, what happened was there was only his fiancé there for the whole, and aside from his mother, so they were the only two ladies there. But then later, another group came. Women prospect for you? But they were, no, they were all hitched up with, like, guys, I don't know much about. They all had, so. Hello, I am, I'm nool.

Oh, I'm noo. Yeah, yeah. I go, what do you do? Okay. Okay. And you're like, okay. So in my mind, I'm like, oh, there's, there's, I don't know. There was no single ladies there?

No. Nothing. Yeah, and then, yeah. And then in the movie theater, there's like the back row is like a gigantic kind of couchy kind of situation. Rutt row. What? Rut row. So is Michael and his fiance just laying there with the pillows and stuff?

And I'm just sitting there in the chair. By myself, there was no popcorn. I just sat there. No popcorn? No popcorn. This guy's got nine times of high. Oh, you know, Jeff Beecher was there? Beecher's, yeah, they're good friend.

I see them at the store all the time. I love Beecher. They're there all the time. Yeah, yeah. What if they're in like an open relationship? Who? And that's why you got invited over. Wow.

They were looking at. I would say no. Really? Yeah, because I know something about Michael that I just don't think I would feel comfortable. He's got the biggest dick in Hollywood. And you're not down for that? I heard Cameron, too, has a big one. It is true.

I bet you director's penis. The big of the movie. Yeah, the big of the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why directors don't need to be on camera. They must have nice pipes. I think Wes Anderson has a thin one. His dick's like, yeah.

Maybe this, maybe that. Yeah. Yeah. Wes Anderson's penis goes like this. I'm going to come? Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm going to come. Let's move my sack over here because, you know, I mean, visually, you know what I mean?

It's got to be, you know what I mean? What does that say? Michael Bay has a big cock, but I'd like to believe mine is bigger. If he's up for it, we can both reveal ourselves. on the Spartica steps at Universal and put the question to rest. Who is this and who said that? It's McGie.

Oh, McG's penis. But I want to also say about Michael Bay's penis what I heard, it's also perfect. There's no twist and turns. It's straight shooter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like...

You're a lefty, right? Or a righty? Mine leans all the way to the left. My left. I'm a righty. Yeah, yeah. I don't know why, but I'm trying to like center. Trying to get it back.

Yeah, so I'm trying to go more to the right so it goes back. You got to pull it. Right, but it's been bent so far to the left that it kind of hurts. It's almost like it's looking away from you. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't want what you're trying to do. But he's just like, you know what I mean?

Leave me alone. Yeah, no, you know what I mean? But I try. But then sometimes I just go back to the left, you know what I mean? But it's like, I don't know why I did that. I imagine your penis in therapy. Yeah. Like your penis is in therapy smoking a cigarette.

Yeah. And the therapist is like, what is a problem? He's like, I don't know. After 54 years, I thought he would just leave me alone. He just can't seem to stop yanking on my neck You know what Polly Shores looks like? No, no It looks just like that

A gremlin Yeah It's scary, anyway What did you do for Thanksgiving? We just celebrated at the call Ice Place What'd you eat? The night before Yeah, the night before

But not the night up Would you do the night of? Nothing. What do you mean? You guys don't do Thanksgiving on Thanksgiving I FaceTime to you and why didn't you pick up? Because I was at my friends.

Doing what? Nothing. Oh, you just sit on a couch and just stare at the wall? What do you mean nothing? We were just watching a movie. What movie do you watch? Show, Stranger Things. Oh, yeah, the new season came out.

And 11 is 46 now. How old are those kids? Yeah, they're old. I mean, it doesn't even make sense. They're younger. She's 21 years old, and they're still pretending to be like teenagers? Yeah. Or younger than teen.

Yeah, they're all early. Aren't they supposed to be in middle school or in high school now? High school. High school. Yeah. Yeah. Good show? Yeah.

How many have you seen? I watched the first season. I think I did too. I think I got what I needed out of the first season. The first season I saw. Should have been a movie. Yeah. It's a great movie.

But outside of that, I'm like, what else are you going to do? Are you watching anything? Right now? Yeah. Let's see, I watched. Pluribus? I didn't see Pluribus. I'm caught up.

It's so good. It's good? It's so weird. Do you like it? Yeah, it's great. Weird good. It's weird, yeah. We watched throwback movies over the holidays.

My sister loves retro movies when we go home. So we'll sit for hours and hours. We ran through all of the Austin Powers series. Of course. Probably one of genuinely some of the greatest front-to-back comedies. I mean, two is by far the best. I want to take over the world. It's so good.

It's layered with jokes. Yeah. Like layered, layered, layered with jokes. By the way, did you see what Beyonce was? to F1. You know, I was in Vegas. So hard. Did you see that? Did you see that? No. I was in Vegas for the, I didn't stay for F1, but I went for the week of. Look what she wore. Jesus Christ, she's a runner. She's a track star. Wow. And Jay Z just wore all black.

And she wore an unbelievable outfit. I think it has a cape on it. Yeah. Fly away with me. She's so perfect. She is fucking perfect, huh? They probably smell so pure. She I bet you she smells like you ever been to do you know what I mean oh yeah like if you see a Rihanna and you just go I smell their photos and I imagine they should do scratch and sniff trading cards yeah so you know what they smell like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you ever been to Iceland no no no no are you ever been to a place with that's remote that has like fresh water flowing that's what she smells like fresh water flowing oh yeah yeah yeah yeah now Jay Z how does he smell unbelievable see I just think he he's got his own scent now. Like he probably, you know, you get so, these people that get so famous and rich, they have like made up colognes that you're like, I don't even know if that smells good or just weird.

Yeah, well, I'm like that. No, you smell, you smell good. You smell very good. Yeah, but how much cologne? I mean, I try to buy the weirdest colognes I can get. Yeah. And I try to mix a match. Do you have Frogwort on tonight, don't you?

Frog warts? No. No. No. No, the mood killer. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't know you, I thought you were being serious.

I thought there was an actual Colon called Fogwarts. There is. Yeah. You own it. Yeah, because there are smells that I'm buying that are like that. I know, you told me some of the peculiar things that you've got. Yeah, like Vietnamese coffee and stuff. Oof, that one I'll take.

Yeah. But I'll take the other coffee, Turkish coffee. Yeah. I love. Let's come up with it if they don't have it. Do the thing? What? You and I could do a scent line.

Yes. It'd be rad. Because we always smell pretty good. Yeah. That's too. Does she, do you wear perfume? Not really. Do you wear deodorant?

Sometimes. When, when? Like, what day do you choose to wear deodorant? When it's, like, really hot. But most of the time, I just don't wear. Yeah, it's probably better for you to not. Everything has an essence. What's your...

Think about this, okay? Even if, like, I don't want to be controversial, but even like an IED, a bomb, right? If you smelt an IED bomb, right? There's probably, you know what I mean? It's got an essence. No, yeah. Just listen.

Just listen, don't, don't ring it. Recool right back on the essence, right? No, dude. Bombs have an essence. It's crazy. I know what I'm saying. No, not when they're off. That's the commercial.

Smell like you've just been bamboozled. Not when they're off. Not when they go off. I mean, before when you're making it. Yeah, the smell of like. The smell of like, let's just come up with a different one. Like, oh no, that one's good. Yeah.

Like I'll smell like a super. Suicide bomber. That commercial would be awesome. That's not what I meant. Such a good commercial. Yeah, yeah. So. You want to smell like death?

Death by Calvin Klein. Okay, yeah. That probably has an essence. It's got an essence. Notes. There are notes in it. There are flavor notes in it, right? Right.

Right, that you can't smell anywhere else. So, you know, the t-shirts I get? Yeah, from Madewell? Made warne. Yeah, yeah. So I went to their factory once, right? Downtown? No, it wasn't downtown.

They used to have a place on Fairfax, right? Oh, yeah. And I used to go in there, and the guy that, you know what I mean, created the president of the brand. He goes, you know, I created a Cologne, but it's like no one likes it, but I like it. And I go, what is it? It's called Smoke. And I wanted to see like, you know what I mean? And like a car engine smoke, a combination of the, like a combination of these.

these kind of fuel like smells. And he gave me a bottle. And I used it all. And it smelled like, you know what I mean, I had just came out of a coal mine. But people would go, you know what I mean? Interesting. You know what I mean?

Smoke. Yeah, sometimes, you know what I mean? Interesting. It doesn't have to smell like good. It just has to smell interesting. Interesting can be better than good. Yeah. So what I'm saying is that...

But you don't want to smell bad. Yeah, but it doesn't smell bad. No. It just smells unique. It smells unique. Like, what's your favorite smell on a guy? Nothing. You don't like, you like people to have their own body scent.

Yeah, but I sucked someone's dick last week, and it smelled like guava. We'll be right back. Holy shit, like guava? It was so good. It tasted like guava. Tasted and smelled like guava. I was shocked. What do you put guava lotion on?

I don't know, but it was so good. She obviously blew a koala. No, I did it. Or some sort of, you know what I mean? A tree animal. You know what I mean? They ate a guava, right? And he peed the guava.

Yeah, yeah, and some sort of like... Guava tastes like a mix of strawberry and pair with tangy, sweet floral flavor and juicy, sometimes grainy texture. He probably put guava lotion on his weener. I don't know, but it was good. Yeah, okay. The best tasting you ever had? Yeah. Okay.

Well, may I add? Throw in my bit? Yeah, they have... flavored lube. I was just Googling for my own. Yeah. Yeah. There's a girl I'm seeing that has,

you know what? Her chochia? Yeah. It tastes like life. Life cereal? I love that. No, no, no. 2% or 1% milk?

No, no. What? 2%? Cinnamon life. Oh, cinnamon life. It's so good. It tastes like there's no like, you know, I mean, weird, it's pure water like.

Not for me. What do you need? I like a little, I got a little stinger. I want it to be like, ooh. Right. Like whiskey. I want it to shock you a little bit. Have a burning.

Just a, not burn, but more just like a little like, oh, oh, oh. Well, it's the afternoon. Yeah. I want to taste the day. Let me taste the day. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I like life. You like life. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's just like pure. It's like how Beyonce smells. Yeah. Pure. And there's no be, like, and she's a white person.

Of course. That's why you said pure. Yeah. No, that's not what I'd say. Because usually when you date... Damn, dude. No, that's not why I said that. That's not why I said that.

What I'm saying? What do you have in mind when you say pure? What? Which color do you have in mind? When I say pure? It could be Beyonce is what I'm saying. But wasn't? No, it wasn't.

No, it wasn't. What I'm saying... Let me... Can I have my points out, man? Please. Please. Okay. What I'm saying is is that, you know,

I've been with some white women. Oh, yeah. and there's there's been like a funk sometimes we got the funk bannam yeah

we got the funk like studio 54 it sounds like studio 54 yeah yeah we got the funk we got the funk yeah

we got the funk yeah I don't like that George Clinton yeah yeah it sounds like George Clinton a little George Clinton it smells like parliament

And the funkadelic Yeah Yeah Yeah I don't like it I love it Yeah yeah A little bit of funk A little bit of stank

Do you what You only like American cheese You only like like cheddar You don't like any funk cheese No I don't like you know The sweat between Miles Davis's lips Yeah that

I don't want that Yeah I don't want the sweat between The lips You know what I mean So is this guy that you're hanging out with now Are you gonna get him A Christmas gift?

I don't know, maybe Is she really like somebody It's serious, huh? Yeah Yeah So you're gonna get him a gift Well, first of all I thought you were gay

Everyone thinks I'm gay Yeah, yeah And I guess you're not Yeah I think I thought Because I went to Joshua Tree And she thought Oh, you're gonna have

A lesbian gang bang With all your friends Yeah I'm like no Yeah I didn't Okay How many people went

Like four girls Okay, Jules That does sound like A Joshua tree Yeah. They're like, we're all piling the Subaru. Also, they also didn't do hallucinogensics. What did you guys go out there to do?

They watch stranger things. I don't know. It was my birthday weekend. We just went hiking. Sounds like a gang bang. No. Drinking? Drugs?

No drugs. We eat nothing. No. Do you don't do drugs ever? I don't really do well. Do your friends do drugs? No. That's good.

They're all like her. They're just chill. They chill. Here's the thing. Jules, since we raised you, we view, I feel you like you're in high school or, you know what I mean? So let's stop that. I know.

The talk. What do you mean the talk? I don't, it's, it's, you're too young. It gets mad when I go out with friends. When you, when fucking McCong goes, you know what? I was at an after party at four in the morning. You know what I saw there? I go, who?

Jules. She's an adult. That's right. She can do whatever she wants. Exactly. How old are you now? 24. Yeah, what the fuck do you?

I mean. I know, exactly. It's just the Bobby gets mad at me. I went to rehab. My first rehab, I was 14. Yeah. You're right. Yeah, yeah.

She's 24 years old. She's a grown-up. She can do whatever fucking do. Will you worry? You don't fucking worry. I do. Do you have her location? No. You don't worry enough.

Yeah, yeah. You should have her location if you really cared. Turn on your location. No. Do it. Why? Kick her out of the house if she doesn't turn on a location. Yeah, turn on your location.

Because you got to, he wants to know where you are at all times. He's worried. Does Kalila have your location? Yeah. Yeah. So then I'm fine, I don't have to. Okay, but you'll ask her if you need to know. Yeah.

Phoenix was awesome. I want to move there. Yeah, great restaurants. I do. I want to move to Scottsdale. I do too. Are you being serious? Yeah, I would move there.

Let's move the show. To Scottsdale? I would love it. I would love it. I can golf every day. Really? Every day. Yeah, yeah.

I'd be closer to my mom. True. Yeah. We'd be closer to everything. Yeah. You want to go? It would make me so happy. I want to make you happy.

I want to make you happy. No, yes. What is this? Don't have in a moment. It's mistletoe. Dude, he rigged it. You rigged it. It's bad luck if you don't do it.

You have to. It's mistletoe. It's missile talk. Can I grab your head? No, no, no. I can be honest. Oh, my God. Canada can be a lot like you.

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I think there's some more footage. Extra back footage. I think that... It's going to move seamlessly between two movies though that's the whole goal wow yeah I'm excited I'm excited I've never seen anything like it then it's funny because when I saw them both

I've seen them both in the order that obviously they were released but I saw them so far apart I want to see what it feels like when I'm back to back which one do you like which one do you prefer two you do I think two is a better movie wow I mean I think one is great I just think two is just a I don't know why I think maybe nerd wise I think

cinematically two is more rad. Yeah. Some of the fight scenes in one is so good, though. They are good. Like the bar, the go-go bar, is it right? That's an incredible. I just think two is, I don't know why I like it so much. The fight scene between Uma and,

I didn't move with her. What's her name? Vivica Fawkes. Yeah, Vivica Fawkes. So annoying, we didn't think of her name. She's so famous. Yeah. And that house scene with Vivica Fawkes,

that fight is, that's in the first one, right? Incredible. fighting her while she's trying to like temper her child and then just sitting and having coffee after. Well, they fight first and then they see the bus drop her off. Yeah. And then they start fighting. Yeah, yeah.

And then they stop and then they have coffee together, which is fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great movie. I just think two, I don't know, what's your vote? Two. One. Both ones, yeah.

I think one too, yeah. Have you seen them? Yeah. Maybe watch them. I mean, they're both great. I don't know why. I mean, you know, they're both awesome. I can't wait.

Yeah. Exciting, dude. It looks pretty exciting. By the way, we went to the movie with my family over Thanksgiving. This is my favorite thing in the world. You know, jokingly, my sister was like, well, let's go see the magician movie you're in. And I was like, I don't really want to. I don't want to go to the theater with you guys and see that.

I don't want to. And then my dad from the front of the house, he goes, I got a movie. I was like, what do you want to see? And he's like, Nuremberg. I was like, we're not going to see the Nazi trials. In Chicago, it's dark at 3.30. It's gray all day. I don't want to go see the Nazi trials.

He goes, it's fucking history. I go, I know. He goes, it's important. I was like, I know what happened. That's incredible. And he was like, what do you want to see? Then we all decided to go see rental family. And I'm not kidding.

Masterpiece. I cried five times. Masterpiece Five times I cried five times The best movies I've seen Did you see I put it up on Instagram I said this is one of the best movies

I think I've seen in fucking years I gotta see it It's so fucking good It looks good And I'm gonna say something that sounds out of pocket Yeah Japanese people are the best

No they're not Yes they are They're not They're not the best They are The Occupied China Korea They're oppressors

Kings What about Filipinos? Boom! Yeah, right? Did they go to the Philippines? Yeah. What do they do to your people? They murdered, they killed everyone.

Everyone. Japan! Yeah, you know. It's so good. Yeah, now you're seeing them in there, oh, you're sorry? No, they're not sorry. We do but things, who's sorry? Yeah, no.

We never forget, right? And never forget. The reason that's so good. And I'm going to see, this is, don't take this the wrong way, world. The movie's so strong. I bet it is. Story-wise, structure-wise. Brendan's a great actor, but he doesn't, like, he doesn't need to be.

Do you know what I'm saying? The movie's fantastic. So it's not like he doesn't need to overact. He doesn't need to, like... And does he? No, no. I'm saying his emoting is good. It's just a lot of times in this kind of film, it's so emotion-driven.

You, like, you see actors, like, overact the thing. He doesn't need to. He kind of stays level, and your heart... I cried, like a thought. fucking bitch multiple times. He does deliver. He slant. It's a home run.

Oscar. Unfortunately, no, because it's not getting enough attention. Don't you agree? I don't think anyone's... I mean, on my TikTok, it's every other commercial. I know, but that's internet driven is not going to be the same as the business. The business is going to want something. You know, like, why don't you do the predator badlands?

I don't want to. Yeah, it's like everything that I ever say to watch you haven't seen. That's not true. I've seen everything that you want me to see. Right? No. Nothing. That's right.

Yeah. Yeah, nothing. Stand my ground. And it's because you don't trust my opinion on things. I trust your taste wholeheartedly. You have phenomenal taste. Don't I won't? Because I just wanted to see what I want to see.

I'm a very like, I want to see this right. This is what I want to see. And my dad was mad for an entire week that we didn't go see. He cried. Nuremberg. And walked out being like, you should have fucking saw Nuremberg. Like he was. But did you like rental?

Loved. He loved. loved it. Your whole family. It's a family movie. It's so fucking good. And honestly, dude, Japanese, God damn, they're rad. Would you see the Japanese currently do better films than Koreans? Koreans right now are leading the film industry. Thank you. A hundred percent. But that's just a fact. Yeah. Well, that's not an arguable. That's a, I think that's objective. But best movies come out of Japan. Historically. Yeah. Yeah. The best directors. Yeah. Yeah. But right now, Koreans, I mean, K-pop demon hunters.

Korean dramas Yeah K drama K drama That one's in now you can see me Part three Who me Yeah you

I was in it I think I'm in it For like five tenths of a second I think it's like a frame That's not true No it's longer It's longer You didn't see it

No my parents did And they told me It was longer at the beginning It wasn't just a scene at the beginning I love your mom They made me see Nuremberg You saw it Yeah

How good is it? I got in charge for vaping in the theater by my dad oh my god oh your dad did but he got mad at me for i thought he said the staff got you in trouble you're like what is this nazi germany i can't vape in the theater what kind of oh so you still spend wholesome time with your family he just went back yeah it's so nice it was fun tell him about texas who did you see i saw tony he him and tony hung out i saw tony you were in austin yeah when's last time you guys hung out last when i saw tony was benjie's wedding like 2021 yeah it was a while but i saw him but i saw him

What'd you guys do? I just went to Mitzies a couple times. Oh, that's nice. I met up with people there. It's fun, though, right? Old friends. What were you doing in Mitzies? Just hanging out, smoking weed.

It's a late-night bar. I got it. You know why I really went? It's because Red Band hit me up and said there was a girl there that wanted to talk to me. And? I went and talked to her. And? She drove me home.

And? And? Wabba. Gwava? Gwava. No guava. How did her dick taste? There's no guava, no nothing.

Yeah. No hookup? No, no hookup. Good boy. Yeah. And also because my mom was inside, I was like, oh, you can't come in. It's loud. My dog will be a whole thing.

Why couldn't you go to her place? Because she's staying with her brother in Austin. Oh, okay. So, yeah. Let him join. White? White? No, actually, not white.

Good. I think maybe kind of Indian. Ooh, what's this? Oh, ho, ho, ho, oh, bad friends, Miss Jeopardy. The categories are Movies, music, history, and random. Bad Friends Miss. Jeopardy.

All right, let's see it. Here we go. You ready to play? I don't know how the game Jeopardy plays. You just have to ask things in the form of a question. Okay, in the form of question. Bobby Sarge, you can pick any number. But if you get it wrong, you go down.

That's fine. I'm going to lose. You know that, right? Okay, I'll have a $100 movies, please. This is the name of Chevy Chase's character in Christmas Vacation. fuck do I get to steal can you give me the last name no no that's the hardest part I pass Clark W. Griswold 100 points for Andrew negative 100 for Bobby and Jules negative negative 100 for Jules back to the Jeopardy board all right Andrew it's your board movies movies 200 please

movies 200 Kevin McAllister gets left behind in this classic Home Alone What is Home Alone? What is Home Alone? That's it

I guess What is Home Alone? Good job Everybody gets that one 200 points for everyone This is not working Why? Because we got to buzz in

Yeah We'll do buzz an individual All right All right Rudy, you're up I'll do random Random for how much Which dollar amount? Go high, go big

300 Random for 300 Santa Claude's wife is the most underappreciative person in Christmas. This is her name. I don't know. I. If you want to pass, Bobby.

Who is Mrs. Claus? Who is Mrs. Claus? That is her name. Good job, Bobby. So we have to fake buzz in? Yeah. I just tapped. Don't tap the piano.

Why? So since we cleared. Isn't that hard? Bobby's in first. 300 to nothing to nothing. I mean, I have 200. We cleared after we. No.

Fuck you. I'm not taking away. me my fucking points he only had any where's my buzzer okay i'll just tap this then okay i'll tap the santa we're tied 200 to 200 and then negative 100 for jewels okay yeah it was it my turn now yep all right um history for 200 history for 200 jesus was born in this little town i got it since he guessed oh what what is the point of the buzzers then oh yeah i guess i chose it what's the point in my turn I don't know fancy Whose turn is it

Bobby? Bobby Yeah Where is Balthlehem You are correct I don't understand Yeah Yeah good You're just mad

Because I'm ahead You're gonna get ahead Get ready Go History for 100 History for 100 This was the first song Broadcast in Space

I pass We are the world What is we are the world We are the world Is not right Jules You want to have a chance to guess or do you want to pass? What is...

Where is the love? No, it's jingle bells. This is Christmas. Fuck. Oh, fuck. So, Jules is at negative 200. Andrew's at 100. And Bobby's at three months.

I still run the board? You... Wow. Run the board. Thank you. All right. What am I at? You are at 100.

What is he at? He is at 300. Okay. What's your problem? I don't get it. Are we not buzzing in? No, I run the board. And once I get it wrong...

That's not what Jeopardy is. What the fuck are we talking about? That doesn't even make sense. Oh. No, you have to buzz. It's not Jeopardy. Yeah. You buzz in.

Jeopardy, you buzz in? Yes. Oh, yeah, okay. So you pick the question. I didn't know how... I've never seen it. Fuck you. All right, ready?

Yeah. Music for 200, please. Music for 200. Santa's 3 Reindeer. Who's named start with D. Dasher. Um, oh, who is Dasher, Donner, who is Dasher? Who is Donner? Who is Daughter? Who is Daughter? I don't know. I don't know the third. I don't know either. Three, two. It is Dasher, dancer, and Donner. Fuck.

Dancer? I never remember dancer. I don't remember dancer. It is 200, so it is still Bobby's board. Thank you. Random for 200. Random for 200. This famous ballet takes place over Christmas.

What is the nutcracker? Correct. The nutcracker. Let's go. He's fast. So Andrew is up to 100 points now. Cool. All right.

No, you're up to 400. Yeah, here we go. You ready to go. All right. I want to take random for 400. Random for 400 Yeah The meal Japanese people have

For Christmas dinner Who got that? What? Oh, I did not mean to buzz I'm sorry I'm sorry You have to answer What is duck?

Does anyone else want to give a chance at it? What is Omacasa? Does anyone else want to give a chance to guess it? No I don't know. That's wise, Jules, because these guys last 400 points. It's KFC.

Ah, that's right. So I'm down to zero. He's down to zero. He's negative now. Negative 100. All right. Negative 100. Oh, if you guess that...

Negative 200. Yeah, it's Jeopardy. They take your money away. So it's a pretty close game still. Okay, go ahead. All right, it's, who's bored? We'll give it to Jules. Movies for 300?

Movies for 300. This man plays a lead in 1940. I got it. Bobby. Yeah. Who is Jimmy Stewart? That is correct. Jimmy Stewart.

Can you be careful with the piano? That's mine. Okay, I'm sorry. We'll lift the mic off of the fucking... All right. I apologize. Thanks, man. I'm sorry, man.

It's Bobby's board once again. Yeah, we get it. Yeah, we get it. You're actually really weird right now, dude. would you get competitive no no there's something goes on in your eyes you I mean there's stuff going on I don't like it your stuff going on in your eyes okay all right all right movies for what 400 yeah go ahead the highest grossing Chris's movie of all time Bobby what is it it's a wonderful life isn't correct anyone else want to try

home alone yeah what is home alone what is the Grinch 2018, negative 400 for everyone. Wow. So, Jules is at negative 600. Andrew's at negative 400. Bobby is at negative 200. Nice. Bobby.

I'm still running it? It's Bobby's board. Movie is all done. Okay. Music for 300. Interscope Records, 1987 Christmas compilation, a very special Christmas, had its proceeds donated to this charity. What is AIDS?

No, does anyone else want to guess? What is AIDS? I've been asking that question since 1988. Like, what is it? I don't know. I'm not going to guess. As soon as I heard WAM's first song hit, I didn't know what it was.

What is it? The Special Olympics, a special Christmas. All right, music for 400. Music for 400. For 400. This 1980s Christmas song is a rare example of a holiday song. that uses the F-slur,

popular 1980s Christmas song. I mean, it's going to be my new favorite, whatever it is. Yeah. It's definitely an AIDS song. When did Philadelphia come out? Yeah. I don't really know.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm not going to, I don't know. Pass on this. What is it? It is fairy tale of New York by the poves. Love the poogs. Oh, yeah. Okay.

All right, music 300. Music 300 is 100 is the only one that's open. Then that. What is the highest-selling Christmas song of all? Go ahead, Jules. What is Mariah Carey's? Incorrect. Anyone else want to guess.

What's the highest-selling Christmas song? It's one of the highest-selling songs of all time as well as being the number one Christmas song. Guys, can I just type the song or no? Yeah. Go ahead. I can't do it. I don't know. Enough for sure.

Do it. It's only 100. You're not going to lose much by guessing. Am I still on top? Technically, yes. Okay. I don't know the song to, but can I sing it? Yeah.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Incorrect. I'm not going to guess. Fuck you. It is Bing Crosby's White Christmas. I knew it was Bing Crosby. Who sings chestnuts? The best Christmas.

Matt King Cole. Okay. All right. How many musics are left? No more music. We have history for three and four. History for three. History for three.

George Washington was busy doing this on December 25th, 776. He was crossing the Potomac. I don't know. He was crossing the Delaware. I meant Delaware and why I said the Potomac. So currently we are sitting at Jules with negative 1,000, Andrew with negative 700, and is Bobby in the lead with negative 100? No.

No, no, negative 300. 300, yeah. Okay. So we have history for 400 and random for 100 left. History for four. Let's do it. St. Nicholas was born in this modern day country. Go ahead.

Germany. What is Germany? That is incorrect. Does everyone else want to try to guess? Might as well. Yeah. He's so far behind. Yeah, it doesn't matter.

What is Denmark? Oh, that's good. I don't think so. I don't know. Why did you say you don't think so? I don't know much about Europe, but it's Turkey. Turkey's different from... Holy fuck, do you think Denmark and Turkey are the same place?

They're not the same. They're completely different. It's Turkey by Istanbul. Istanbul is in Turkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's running the game? Yeah. All right, let's go.

One more left. This is for everything. You get this, you win. You can still do Final Jeopardy. Oh, okay. You can... All right, whatever. Well, we all just took a loss on that.

Frosty, the Snowman. man's pipe is made from this. Corn, what is corn cob? No, it's correct. What is corn cove? It's 100. What's that? He is at... Well, we both just got 400 wrong again.

I know. He's at negative 1,000. Jules is at negative 1,000. And Bobby is at... He's at... Negative 6, 7, 8. Oh, 900. All right.

So... Wait a second. If Jules hadn't guessed anything, she would win with zero. That's funny. Final Jeopardy, the topic is Christmas music for Latin lovers. God, why did we make him do this? The question is, what is Fancy B's favorite Christmas song?

Felice Navidad. No, she got it. Yay! Jules won. Jules won. Why are you mad now? What is Felice Navidad? She didn't fucking know how to play.

Nothing. She gave it. All right, man. It's fucking bullshit. Did you already know the Feliz Navidad? No. Yeah. No, but it makes sense.

Yeah, it's bullshit. It's not. Yeah. God damn it, dude. What do you want for Christmas? Let's say, I'm Santa. What do you want for Christmas this year? Oh, boy.

What do you want for Christmas, Jules? Um, hand mittens. Hand mittens? Yeah. Like a cute one. You want mittens? Yeah. It's 75 degrees today.

Yeah, but it's cute. All right. I want two new bits. Anyone can write it for me for my special. I just need two more bits. I'll give you two more bits. Okay. I got stuff for you.

That's in my voice. You know, a lot of comics are like, I got a bit for sale, right? It's like, I wouldn't say that. You would say something like... Okay, here we go. What do you want for Christmas? You know what I really want for Christmas?

What? I want to be... I want to spend just one more minute of time with my good buddy, the Big C, who's not around anymore. He's not on the show. He's back east. And I miss him. Oh, the Big C. The Big C.

You know what? Can I change my Christmas? Yeah. I want to, you know what? I want to exchange oras with him. I like it. And the only way you can exchange oras with somebody is to be with them constantly. And we should be with him.

Yeah. Who's Big C? Okay. He replaced Fancy B. Just for one episode. Is this my Christmas wish coming true? Yep, it is. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Wait, let me tell me that. Okay. That wasn't good enough. Big C. Big C, do you miss us? Yes, a lot. Yeah.

We had some good times, huh? Yeah, we had a lot of time. I'm happy to see you, Bobby. Yeah. Maybe turn down a little bit. Don't turn the camera around. Andrew kind of hates me. Who do you like looking at better?

Me or Andrew? Both of you. But if you had to choose. If I had to choose? Yeah. It's kind of difficult right now. Why? Because Andrew's holding the phone?

Yes. Okay. Yeah. Come on, Andrew. I like you. but you prefer me right maybe yeah

yeah yeah don't feel bad Andrew I'm just I'm just paying I don't fucking care see how he treats you you you can't

nope sometimes what what do you say exactly I mean that's what you said right that's what you said right I say what? What?

What? Is this who's on first? What the fuck are you guys doing? I mean, if that's how you feel... No, what I'm saying is if that's how you feel, then that's what it is. No, no, no, no, no either. I know either.

Either way, either way, we're good. Let's change topic. I don't want to. I want to finish this. Like, why did you say what you said? What did I say? Can you repeat what I said? I can't remember.

I mean, you're the one that said it. But I can't remember. Okay, well, let's move on then. But I disagree. Okay. And that's fucked up. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Merry Christmas, too. Merry Christmas, dude. Merry Christmas, dude. What did you wish for for Christmas? Well, I already got it for myself. Wow, very cool. That's great.

You know, it makes me look good, look good. But everyone watching can look even better if they go to bad friendsmerch.com. God, I love this guy. And I said a few things. Yeah, go ahead. The episode that we did. Yeah. Are people recognizing you from the episode?

A few did Like from work From like past work Places and Blah blah blah So I want I wanted to say Because

To grow You have to like I have no idea You do To grow as a human Are you a gardener? What's going on here dude? No no no no

to grow as a human, you have to like, I keep like, I keep Hey brother, let's go ahead and write it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then read it off. Breathe, calm down, dude. Calm down. I mean, I don't know if I should because you are not going to like it, kind of.

What is it? Throw it out there. We talked about taking risks. Take risks. To grow as a human, you need to kind of like admit your your thoughts and reading the comments of the episode that we did together I see a few people saying like oh I don't like you know his voice and I have to say that you know my voice is not everyone's everybody's cup of tea but to be honest I never

had a voice flavor tea before so I don't know how it tastes like No, I knew it was going to be a joke. I knew he, I knew, I thought he was going to be sentimental. Right, right. And I was about to fucking be like, you know what? Yeah. Don't read the comments because you're the shit and fuck that, Bigsey. You're the man.

And then he did a joke. I don't even get it. Can you explain it to me? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. From the beginning. Now I know how you feel when I talk. That's, see?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's frustrating. He said, I know my voice isn't everyone's cup of tea. Yeah. But I would know because I've never had voice flavored tea. Before. Oh, before. Sorry.

Before is the land. That's the fucking kicker. I'm willing to try it now because people are, you know, talking about it. And, you know, it takes like a whole amend, you know, to admit your mistakes. That's something that Andrew doesn't do. So I try to, you know, be better. Yeah. Next time.

Like Andrew needs to be more humble, right? Yes. It's all eager. is it not yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's a good guy I'm just messing with him okay you're never coming back yeah yeah yeah now since we last saw you have it been have you had some sexual relations with the woman this guy he this guy why you said this guy God, he can't even stand on his ground I know, dude

this guy No, Bobby, you're my favorite I mean to say that's a man Not to you, Bobby Yeah It was a sleeper Thank you I forgive you

I love you bud Yeah I love you too Yeah he's your best friend I got it I have a gift for you For Christmas For me?

Yeah Yeah It should be What time is it right now? It is, it's six, ten, ten. Okay, so ten o'clock, ten o'clock, ten o'clock, ten o'clock, ten o'clock p.m. your time, there should be a gift coming to your door. You did. You don't even know where I live. Good luck with that. What do you mean, Carlos? Carlos gave me your address. Yeah, I have it. We have it. Yeah, we do.

For real? Yeah. Yeah. We had to book your flight. Yeah. You got to go outside, though. Oh, yes, I gave me my info. Yeah, you got to go outside. and wait in front of the house and you'll see a white van go inside it you gotta go inside the white van what

it's too cold it's too cold to go outside trust me the ice agents will come inside your house now we we have to hear it going full volume

oh well you'll melt the ice agents yeah yeah yeah you know we come from a tropical country but the ice season they don't want to go in the house we'll get them out Big C, we miss you, buddy.

We really do love having you around. We think next year you're going to come back on the show. Yeah. I think the fans want you back. They want you back. I mean, 50% want me back. Who gives a shit? We love you.

We love you. I love you. We hope you have a wonderful holiday, and I think you're the best, Big C, and we're going to get the boys to hopefully get you back out here first quarter next year. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. and and uh we love you and we want want to tell the audience have a happy holidays and thank you for being a bad friend will you do that yes okay how should you how should i call the audience

the people watching your it's on you it's on you baby you do it to everyone watching and the 50 percent actually likes me and have a nice holiday and and the phrase that we say at the end of every episode thank you for being a bad friend or yeah that's it that's it we love you buddy bye big C say bye everyone say bye to big C bye gift time time for gifts thank you McCone. Why do I have a pen? And I'll open the gifts. Okay, hold on. Thank you, McCone.

Madlibs. Madlis. Happy Quanza Madlibs. Very cool. Jokey gifts. Mine is Hanukkah Madlibs. Yeah. Because I'm Jewish. Yeah. Everybody knows. Really funny. We're not giving me to air this. It's bullshit. Holiday spirit. No, no, it's bullshit. This is very nice.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. You don't like it? It's for a laugh, right? We're never, I'm going to leave it here in the studio. Why? I'm going to take it home.

No, you're not. Thank you. Thank you for being a bad friend and Merry Christmas. Yeah Woo Yeah I don't know if you can't go, don't know,

so they're going to talk to get a boy P.