Bad Friends - Coffee In the Pool w/ the Island Girls

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

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Hey, I'm Andrew Santino. And I'm Bobby Lee. And we made something completely insane. We took celebrities, we put them in my mom's basement. We throw trivia at them, we hit them with absurd challenges, and then, just when they think they know what's happening, we blow to ho-ting a pot. Nobody knows the rules. We barely know the rules.

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Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You're bad friends. What's going on with you today? You feel like you're, yeah, you're very Miyagi today. That's the Sunday. Teach us, Miyagi.

I woke up and it's like, you know, when you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're pissing on today. I'm living in the moment. Are we going to do a bunch of Chinese proverbs now? I'm not doing Chinese proverbs. I'm just saying that I saw a bumper sticker driving over here. Made me kind of mad. What'd say? It said, if you drive, if you get near me, I'd drive slower.

Oh. So I want a bumper sticker in my front window and says, well, then I'll crash into you. You just have to drive in front of them after you see it. Yeah. I went to the side of just to see what they look like. What did they look like? It's an old white lady. Ew.

Ooh. Oh, Karen. Pass. Stay hydrated. Look up how many babies born in 2026 named Karen, like nine probably. Yeah. I think that ruined the name Karen. Adolf is ruined.

No, no, that one's back. It's okay. Adolf is back? What does it say? How many babies named Karen? Plumitted. The name plummeted. It plummeted.

It fell out of the top 800. Pull pot. Pull, yeah. Yeah, see if pull pot. Potsy. See if Potsie. Yeah, pull pot. It can't...

Zero. Zero. Zero. There's no way. I created a name zero. Why? Because he was a bad guy. Give me a name.

Um, Trump... You can't beat... You can't beat zero, dude. Yes, I can. That's a lot... I mean, I'm champ right now. How many babies? I'm fucking named champ right now, dude.

How many babies in... You can't make up a name that no one's ever had. Like Zezas, Mokalakalangangangangah. Zezzer not... Zazzer back Hitler. No, no, no. Just say a name in the past.

How many people in 2026 were named Genghis Khan. Gangus? No, you said Pol Pot. Gangus does not appear in the top thousand recorded by baby names. Yeah, but it's still not zero. Yeah, but pole would be a name that would be a baby, but you said Pol Pot. You said Gangas Khan.

Yeah, Genghis Khan. Yeah, okay. That's what I'm saying. All right. Zero babies named Gengis in 2020. Well, if I ever baby, that's what it is. We're tied. We're tied.

All right, gangis pot and that's it. All right. We're tied. We're tied. We don't have to play. Well, there's no way to go lower. Okay. Yeah, there's no way to go lower.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I saw obsession last night. Did I not tell you it was good? Mm-hmm. Do you think it was good? What did I? I called McCone. Why are you?

Tell me. I called McCone. I went and got pizza. I called McCone. Yeah. What did I say? Terrible movie. What did you like about this movie?

What was good about it? And then he goes, ever the contrarian. I did say that. You said that. Ever the contrarian. Dush bag. And I go, what are you doing? He's like, hold on.

Sorry, man. I'm at karaoke. I have to go back in. They just picked my song. Yeah. Did you go to the place on Wilshire? What was it called the monkey bar? What's it called?

I don't know, but it had a bunch of Egyptian stuff in it. It's called Brass Monkey. Brass Monkey. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I was close. There's monkey in it. I mean, Beastie Boys, dude. Yeah, yeah, brass monkey.

There's one on Wilshire. That's funky, monkey. Yeah, and it's a huge... It's a massive carry. We've been there before. We've been there before. Yeah. You didn't go to that one with...

How many private rooms? Was it like a row of rooms? It was a lot of private room. Yeah, maybe that was it. Oh, it's in Korea Town. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been to that one. It was fine. Downstairs.

And then they have the girls that you can bring in. Why? Why not? Dude's only. That's the question you have to ask yourself. Why not? Why not? Yeah, yeah.

Why are you asking? Why always? You always say why not? You know what I mean? But why is it? What does that do with karaoke? I don't know, but Koreans, they just do the, come on in. You know, she don't.

Anybody's allowed it. Yeah. No, but you know how they, what do they call them, Carlos? They're like, they're like, they're like, a, uh, I was going to Grecious. They're not gaseous, dude. This is not Japan.

No, here in America. No, they have hostess girls. Hostess girls, that's all, yeah. How did we not get that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're hostess girls. Yeah, they're friends. Come on inu. Come, me, hostas.

Yeah, and then they try to sell you on a, you know, a really expensive bottle of whatever. And they flirt with you, right? You guys sing together. You buy the bottle. You buy the bottle. And then they just disappear. I don't know, they're like ninjas.

They're not gaseas, they're ninjas. They're ninjas. There are apparitions. After you pay the bill, they're just gone. Gone. Why don't you? Yeah. I did not.

I unfortunately wasn't a big fan. Did your wife like it? No. You weren't, you didn't like it. I thought it was a good, I'll tell you this, a good premise, very good premise. Yeah. We were hanging, they hung the film on the premise. And there was no great twists for me.

There wasn't enough where I was like, whoa. I didn't own. Wow. And then my biggest point that I made on the phone to him was he breaks it and he says, I want Nikki, whatever her last name is, to love me more than any one or anything, one of the two things, in the world. That didn't justify the behavior. To me, it should have been a clever phrase that would have been gray enough. Like, I wish Nikki Howard was crazy for me. I said that when I walked out. I was like, your rider's hat on. Yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't that have been better. You got to take it off when you go to a movie like that.

You wouldn't live without me. Something big. Yeah. Something that was like... Oh, okay. Chaos. Okay. Also, oh, you didn't think she was going to feed him the cat?

Yeah. She packed him lunch. Saw that coming for fucking 50 miles. Yeah. And also, when your cat dies, you don't keep it near your house. Barry it. No, you call... Like, when Remy died, when my dog died two, three months ago.

Well, you enshrined him in a throne. He's in your living room. I know. I understand that, but you had him mummified. It's lock and key. Yeah, you got to, yeah, you take the meat out. You gotta take the meat out. You got to put him in a funny position

with a tuxedo and a hat. This is what I did. But my point, no, I didn't do that. We had somebody take them to a facility and he's, we got his ashes. You're like, what the fuck is he doing? Did he bury it in the backyard? I don't think they showed anything like that.

We are doing spoilers, but it's been out at this point for, you know, two months. Right, anyway. No, I, what I enjoyed was, You weren't scared at all No, dude, I'm a 43-year-old man I wasn't scared Okay

I was scared You do that in the studio here I know I do that I know I do that It's not that crazy Yeah, yeah But I have ticks Yeah, you do

Yeah, you know Oh here's another I I'm gonna offer McCone some money And this is what the deal is If you want to hear my new thing I've been For some reason bad

friends and other my podcasts have been popping up in my algorithm. I'm trying to stay, you know, with, you know, the things I want to watch, which is what, Carlos? Like, people in Africa doing things. Football clips and people in India doing things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, you know, but for some reason, comedy is, like, coming up. Oh, good. Like, when you see your friend doing stand-up, you just, you go fast, right?

I shut my phone off. I see someone I know in, like, what's going on? What's going on? Who's this girl? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right away. Especially a crowdwork kind of video. I put the phone down. Yeah, I'm out.

But anyway, I realized, well, so I had a book signing yesterday. I know it's real. It's just such a funny phrase for you to say. Because most people, that book signings, they wrote a book. He's never laughed at much ever. Okay. Get it out. Get it all out, man.

What's the book? Oh, there was the... Dead way. Cartoon. Yeah, it's not a cartoon, man. What is it? It's called literature. It's animated.

Yeah, yeah. So it's a graphic novel. It's a graphic novel. It's a cartoon. No, but it's awesome. All right. I actually read it, by the way. I read it.

I read it. It's in our front room. I read one. Okay. I only have one. Huh? I only have one. Well, it took about...

It took about five minutes. All right. I think Dr. I just say I read it. I read it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not Harry Potter, you know what I mean? I really enjoyed it.

No, you didn't. And I don't care. Yes, I did. I don't care what you think about it. Now you're getting me wronged up. I'm trying to be zan. Uh-huh. Anyway.

Book signing. And so, you know, one guy said, can you write this? Now this is a war, Bobby Lee. And I go, why would you want me to write that? He goes, it's something that you would say. You say on the show all the time. Right. And then I go, what a story?

some other things I say, you know what I mean? And then also I'm watching algorithms. And so there's certain isms that I have that drive me crazy that I do. So every time I say an ism now, I'm going to give McCone $5. Oh, nice. What's the giving? I'll give you some of the things that I, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this that?

Yeah, is that. The thing is that. Yeah, yeah. Can I say something? $5. Yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, as well.

$5. No, we're saying, no, we're saying, though. No, you're not. No, no, no. We're saying what they are now, and then there's going to be a time when the game begins. Thousands of dollars. From now one. Yeah, yeah.

There's no way I'm giving you 25 bucks right now. All right. So I'm just telling, let's get the isms out now. And then if I say them, I give McCown. And we'll add it up through time and then I'll give them money. Okay. All right. So let's write them out.

So it's, I think two yes is fine. Three years? Yeah, yeah. It's got to be three years. So if I say yeah, that's fine. Mm-hmm. I can say two no's. No, you get one no.

I get one. That's not fair. That's not fair. Dude, this is your isom rule. All right, this is my ism rule. All right. Are you writing it down, McCone? But I want to see it on a, on the thing.

Can I say something? Can I say something? Which I don't even know that I say that. Do I say that? All the time. Okay. The thing is that, that's another thing that I say, right? What are some other things I say?

Whoa, dude. I don't, I've never said, Whoa, dude, dude. Give me the loot. I haven't said, give me the long time. Give me the loop. I haven't said that a long time. That kept, what?

Your urban Bobby. Yeah, urban. That whole thing, like, whenever there's a black person around, some octaves change in your voice. No, no, we can't do that because I'm being, you know what I'm trying to get to the rhythm and their energy. Like, vibe. It's a vibe. I'm vibing.

You do have to match there. Yeah, you have to vibe. Yeah, you have to vibe. If he's in character, he can say anything. How you doing, bro? You know, there's some people that you say that to, you know? Yeah, Mexican, okay. Yeah.

I didn't say that. I did. I did. He did. Oh, you did. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is. What else?

You know, you mean? That's a Ronnie Chang game. You know what? Yeah. He says that. You know what? Yeah. Oh, I say that?

Yeah. All right. That can't be a thing. Why? Because you say it. Yeah. Yeah. So that's not an ism.

I have no restrictions. No one came up to me about the isms. Take, take, you know what, out. War, war, war. Anything about war, unless I'm talking about Iran. Then we're good. Then we're good. But if I tell somebody we're in a war,

repeating what Andrew just said. You do that all the time. Whatever he says, you say the word immediately after. Like give me an example. Like if he calls something like ugly, you would say, yeah, yeah, that's ugly. But that's $10.

Because yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's ugly would be $10. No, it's two yes. He'll go, yeah, yeah, that's ugly. Double offense. Yes, well, then if two yes, it's fine because it's three yes is the rule. Oh, yes, there's the rule. Thank you.

Thank you. Are you out of your fucking mind, dude? He does say that. I don't think that's an ism. It's not. I mean, it's like angrily say it loud. Are you fucking mind? Yeah, and then you fall away.

You kick the table. All right. Kicking the table. Yeah. That's $5. Kicking the table is $5? Okay. Laughing like Elmo.

Okay. That's, McCone. Now you're being a jerk. Yeah. You're being a jerk. Breathing. Yeah. You know the way you breathe?

Yeah, you can't do that. Okay, wait. But that's enough. Can I finish? No, Elmo laugh has got to get out. No, get it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just put an X through it.

All right, put an X through it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have an elbow laugh. Sometimes. What? Just in case. Yeah, but I have an Elmo laugh. I never thought of it that way, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

He brings up. I said, yeah, twice. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Five dollars. No, that's not five dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I caught myself.

You got close. That's it. That's one. Write it down. There's no way I can do this. There's no way I can do it. All right, we'll try. Just for today. Let's just try it today.

Is anyway fine? Any way's fine. Anyway, it's fine. Let me just finish what I was trying to say. Oh, but the obsession. I'm happy a young filmmaker is sprouting and it's going to lead other young filmmakers to make stuff and then we can start getting back to making shit.

So maybe it helps. I think it proves a point that we can make a movie for the amount of money that they use. Now there's a weird thing that's happening with that. It's like everyone's like $750,000 it's going to make over $200 million and you're like, I know, but no one got paid.

I understand that. So someone makes a lot of money and everyone makes no money. And then they'll go, but they'll get it on the next one. You're like, I know, but some of these people might not get the next one. But that kid will. Yeah, but not everybody will.

I know, but when Jordan did get out, they bought him a car. It's the same company, Blumhouse. Yeah. On top of the money that he got. I wouldn't want the car. I'd be like, I have a car. That's how I got to the shoot.

I understand. Just give me the money. They did give him the money as well, but they also gave him a nice car. I think they were probably going to give this kid a bonus, and my guess was 10. Mill? Yeah, and sign him to like an overall deal

with them to make two more films. Yeah, but a different movie. Texas Taintown Massacre, I think, right? Oh, that's going to be amazing. Yeah, he's good. He's talented. Yeah, he's a talented kid. You can just tell by, yeah.

Why did you cover up your comedy store tattoo with a sticker or something? Because I have a new one right here. Oh, we didn't even see this. The Arsenal tattoo. Did you see this? Big Gooner. He Instagramed it, yeah. Instagramed it, yeah.

That's great. And then she retouched my... She would touch my comedy store and she would touch the mad part here. Was it the same artist that did the original? Yeah, he's only one, you use one girl char. And she's great. What are you doing with that? Star?

on your wrist. I'm going to get it removed. Really? Yeah, I'm getting this removed. What if you want to rejoin Fallout Boy? You got to have it. There's Elmo laugh. Yeah.

Yeah, there is an Elmo laugh. $15. Yeah, there's an Elmo laugh. I'm telling you, though, that good. Because that was so funny what you just said. Let me see your, you know, that was during the fallout boy era. Yeah, that's why I said it. Let me see the Gooner tattoo. Gooner for life, dude.

Good for you. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. Oh, we've started. been here for... We've been here for an hour and a half. An hour and a half and... You guys are late?

No. You guys are late. Sit out. Sit down. Guys. Guys, how are you? Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jules and Isa. Yes.

Back in the studio. Belated happy birthday, McColl. Balletta to be birthday. I went to his party. You didn't go. Carlos went. Yes, you were invited. It's in your tax.

He showed it to me. He was really upset. You didn't go. go. In fact, McCone, when I showed up, dude, this is so funny and pathetic. He's up, look at he's laughing. He knows. I walk in. I walk in with my wife and our friend and we walk upstairs. They're sitting in a circle. Yeah. In suits. Yeah. Like this. No one's talking. Of course. Nine people and I go, I'm going to leave this. This is not a party. It's midsummer. It's midsummer. It really is. But you change the vibe when you come in. I did. And we took us

outside and it made it so much better. Well, yes. That was always the intention. His friends are very weird. Can I be honest with you right now? Absolutely. Yeah, Friday night when your brothers and his friends came to my Minnesota show. Some of the weirdest people on planet. Yeah, and they try to be,

you know what I loved about your brothers? Because you gave them a talk, did you not? Yeah. You go, try to be more engaging. Right? So they're trying to smile and go, thanks, Bob! Right?

But I know that it's because you gave them a pep talk. So I don't believe what they're saying. Yeah. Yeah, they have to believe in it. They get scared of the Hollywood of it all. They're not used to. I'm not Hollywood. Why do you think we're doing this podcast?

Good, not yelling. Good. Take it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that a part of the thing? What is that? Yeah. Oh, is that you at Disclosure Day?

Did you see the movie? Yeah. That's why I left last episode. Yeah, what do you think? What did you think of the movie? I can say anything because I know, but is it good or bad? It looks like a cardboard. Yeah, it's so crazy.

Why'd you crop off? Why'd you crop out Steven Spielberg? Dude, Zoom in. He wasn't next to you? Zoom into this, Newark. Look at that. Look at. Look, look.

Are you looking for a condominium in Marina del Rey? Dude, you look, so funny. That is such a, it's like a press poster. Yeah. And did you purposely expose some of your belly or? Oh, is that a new fashion thing? New to this area? Come to Trivian at it, the local pub.

You're running for like state, something state government. That's insane. Girls, how are you? We're good. New glasses? No. I just wear contacts. You never wear that. I've never seen you in those. Have you worn these to the show?

No, I've never seen those. Do you wear contacts? Yeah, I do. What are those? Just sunglasses? Yeah. Let me see, put them on. Let's see what she's Bono. Yeah, let's go Bono. Yeah, let's go Bono. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where the streets have no name. Say that.

Where the streets have, go ahead. Oh, where they're from, the streets don't have names. Yeah, they don't. Yeah. So can I tell you this something that happened? Yeah. And just give me your best judgment as a, there's a couple of things I want to say. Okay.

Okay. All right. As a compadre. Yeah. As a patriot. Yeah. America first. God bless.

Yeah. No one's better. Girls say America first real fast. America first. Thank you. Okay. You don't believe it, though. Yeah.

There's no belief system. Yeah. You can tell. So I was, we're on a little break on our tour. So I said to the comment, the comedy store and everybody, I go, you know, I'm taking a week off. Nice. I don't want to stand up. I want to relax, hang out with my girlfriend, hang out with the family,

all right? And I had a friend call and say, um, you said you were going to be performing a couple of months ago on a Saturday night, this specific Saturday night, which is last night. And I go, yeah, but I'm not, you know, I didn't call in. So, but my family's in town, you know, is a whole thing that we're coming. Did you tell her you were going to be there that night? A couple of months ago, I think she had texted me saying that, like, are you performing whatever the day it is, right? So I go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, is yeah, fuck. That's $20. That's $20. Some of my isms, if I give, I say them, I have to give, yeah, I'm going to $5. Anyway, so look, so you did may have said, which we do all the time, they go, do you perform on Saturday in like August? You're like, I don't know, man, it's June. Yeah, probably, I guess.

I have no idea. So that's what happened. Right, I understand. And so all week, this person's like, you're not? I go, I'm taking a break. You're not? And so finally Friday, which is a couple days ago, I called the Comedy Store Rose. I go, is there any way you can just slot me into the main room at 8?

And so when you do that, what do they do? They have to readjust, call everyone and go. Somebody gets bumped. Somebody gets bombed. You know, there's, you know. It happens. Then I go reserve a table. Mitzie's table, they reserved.

Very nice. Right. And then I was also involved. invited to, I'm not going to drop my name. Should. I don't want to. Why not? Because I'm going to like you.

Hmm. Oh, my God. I mean, people who know, Elmo left. Five more dollars. Is that close? That's close enough. All right. Five more dollars.

This person invited me rock star. Mm-hmm. I can say that. Ace freely. Close. Okay. Close. Yeah.

A guy that's in a band, it was like, hey, do you and your girlfriend want to hang out and go have dinner out and watch a movie? and I said I can't because I have to do this show Saturday night right? I mean no

but go ahead what would you have said yeah I'd rather hang out with you I'd say I'd say I would take a week off and that's not what I do okay so you did the show for these people so yeah so I show up at the comedy store and I go to the cover booth

and I go are my people here and they're like OR main room they're like they haven't checked in yet but the show just started oh no I know and then I'm on stage and I'm on stage and I'm on stage and

You can see Mitzie's section. You see the booth from stage. No one's in there. Oh my God. Okay, no one's in there. Why are you shaking your head? It's crazy. We're in agreement.

It's insane. Right, right, right. And number one, also it's like, they could have sold those seats. Yeah, they could have. For a lot of money. And they're very expensive. They're very expensive.

Those are like nice seats. Right. And then afterwards, I go to the cover booth, they go, I should they checked in. They're not in Mitzis section. And they're like, I'm telling you, no one's checked. No one had a guest list.

Did you text her? No, I didn't text her. I just let it go. I went to dinner with my girlfriend afterwards. But you didn't check in with the pizza? I was so mad. I was so mad I couldn't even text. Okay, time out.

Okay. What if they tried to go, their name wasn't on the list? And they were like, well, we don't want to bother them. And they just left. There's no way that could happen. That definitely can happen. I know, but they have my number directly. But you didn't text her after she didn't show.

So maybe she showed up, couldn't get in and didn't want to bother you. The cover booth goes, we promise you no one came up and said, we're on Bobby's list. After this. I'm going to tell you what happened. I'm at dinner. She texts. So I tell her, my show was at 8 with her, you know, and she, at 9.30, she's like, we're at the store. So our dinner ran late.

And this is why you don't do that. Right? And I go, I didn't respond to it. Good. Then today, what happened? She went over. Came to my house. This woman came to your home?

Yeah. She's a dear friend. Oh, I was like, what is going on? Yeah, she came to my home and what? Why don't you love me? Yeah, yeah. What? She went with four Lucky Boy burritos.

Which is my favorite breakfast burrito. We know. Yeah. And then six fresh eggs from her own chickens. Farm. Yeah. I don't want those. Yeah, I don't want those.

I don't do foreign eggs. I don't do eggs that aren't free range. No, I got a free range of dog. Yeah. Are they free range? No, they're from Northridge. How do you know? You've never been there.

They're Northridge. Northridge, yeah. It's in her backyard. Her kid was there. Yeah, her kid was there, yeah. She tried to use that as, as sympathy card. That's right, yeah, yeah. How old is the kid?

Six. That's so mean. It's so mean. Boy, a little boy? Girl. Oh, even worse. I love her too. Because she's a sweet girl.

Yeah, yeah, it's one of those. Right, so she's playing all this on you. What I said was, I said, I don't want to see her. I don't want to see her. And I go, say that I left my girlfriend in her car. So I was just in my room when they were at the house. Awesome.

Right. So she was in your home. She's hearing this now. She's in your home. Yeah. And you never said hi. No way. He never came out.

No, so we had to entertain. How long was she there? Like 30 minutes. That's not bad. That's not bad. I, in my mind was like she stayed for dinner. Yeah, but you have to understand. That's a horror movie.

You can't leave your room. Yeah. She's like, you know, I think I'll sleep over. See when he gets back tomorrow. I understand. You're trying to get out of your house. But now while this is happening, I'm sitting in my room on one of my chairs like this. for 30 minutes

okay that's not that bad just lay down and I keep texting is she gone yet they're like no she's still here you could be doing seat ups I stopped doing that because you know why I stopped doing that the discouragement I thought it was 100 a day right yeah yeah yeah yeah I started

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I did a book signing you laugh You know You sang I did a book signing is so funny I know but it's it's Somebody on the internet Meme his face go I'm sorry for calling you Pippi up front That was wrong

I think that's what it is I apologize You know what But let me ask you something As my friend who's an author Thank you very much Stop it. Okay, anyway.

Is any way up there? What? Is any way an ism? Just a natural transition. It's a natural transition. You can't put any way up there. No. You can't.

How am I going to transition then? There's no way to transition. Only okay during transition. Okay. Okay. So this woman was there for 30 minutes and then how did you get? Did you say goodbye? How do you, she?

Yeah, because we're really. close with her. Oh, okay. You know her well enough. She's family. Well, she's so close that you lied to her and didn't see her while she was at your home. I mean, she must be close friends. Well, because I was, I would be enraged. You're right. Would you be enraged? I'll tell you something. They wouldn't be in my home. That's what I'm saying. I would call and go, hey, man, you bailed. They saved that seat. That's kind of fucked up. Which, by the way, this happened to me. This happened to all of us where people go, we're coming, we're coming. Somebody told me one time they go, I was like, you didn't, did you not show up there? We were like, we didn't see you. We were there. We left.

Oh, they're in a different room. They went to the OR. And I was like, did you say I'm Andrew Santino's guest? Because they would have gone, he's in there. They're like, no. It's like, okay, well. That's why you. I don't know what you want me to do.

I'm specific. I'm like main room. The show starts at seven. I'm up at this time. Yeah. You mean, talk to this person. And then they text you and go, hey, what time do you go on? What time is the show start?

Yeah. What room is it in? Yeah. And you're like, look up. I point, I do the arrow. I go, look up. Look at the text. fucking two texts ago. I just said all of it.

Or look up at the billboard. There's a main room thing and an OR thing, right? And you could just look at her, and we're always on the billboard. Yeah. So it's like, just look at the board. Look at the billboard. Yeah. So I'm at dinner at 930.

She goes, you know what I mean? Oh, dinner ran late, right? So what would you do? You would say. She was really sorry, though. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. That is also Urban Bob.

I would not tech. You're smart to not text to. get mad, but when they talk to you again, just go. No, it's forever dead. I would say it's not cool. It's forever dead. Well, I go, it's not cool. Forever dead.

I want to be forever dead. Do you really want to die forever? Forever. Do you guys know that song? Yeah. What shirt is that? Rocksie music. Oh.

It's mine. Oh, that's a cool. I was just going to say. Yeah. Is that Bobby distressed? Yeah. It's a distress. I didn't like the distress.

I think it just said it too much, so I gave it to her. He gives me his failure. one. So I have a lot of new shirts. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like every morning he's just on the dining table, just scratching all your shirt, he just looks so weird. That's his new hobby. He's Bobby distressed. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

he was all the coffee things in the pool. I know. Yeah, we already talked about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I already said it last time. Who had to clean out the pool?

My cool pool guy. What did he say? He's like, I don't know. He was really worried. He was worried. He didn't know what happened. Yeah, it's actually not.

Yeah, it's actually not. a good thing. Why is your pool black? Because coffee grounds are going to get in the filter system? You'll probably buy it. No, it's, it's, um, instant coffee. Oh, it's okay. It's not ground. Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine. It's totally fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's another thing. Because, um, when you take a white shirt and you soak it, if anyone wants to distress their shirt, right? Don't give away your secrets. Right? You take a whole bottle of hot water. Yeah. You put hot water in a bucket. And I take, you do want to, are you interested? Yeah.

I feel like you're not. I'm listening. Oh, okay. You take, pour the coffee in it, instant coffee, right? And you let it sit for there for days. And then do you scratch it with rocks? Sandpaper. Sandpaper.

But here's... Go get some rocks. No, but here's what I just found out. Hmm. And I found out a trick. Do you want to give this way? I do because it's free knowledge for everybody. Good.

I had a wardrobe for this movie I'm doing. And I asked the wardrobe lady, because they know all about distressing. Yeah. And I'm telling her all these things I'm doing. She's like, just go to this company. Just do it. Oh, yeah.

So I'm just got to. So what I'm doing, but they go, they do it in bulk. So you need 12 shirts at least. You got 12? No, I'm saving. I have like four or five arrived. I'm waiting for seven more. I'm going to bring it in.

And it adds, no holes, rock wash. And then I'll put paint and I'll do a little bit more distressing. But, you know. You should just throw them in your dryer and then throw some rocks in there. I don't know what it'll do. It's, you know, let's test, let's figure it out. You put coffee in your pool. That is true.

That is true. That is true. That's like Brewster's millions or something. Like a kid gets a house. He's like, well, let's put coffee in the pool. That's insane. It's insane. I want to build a slide out of my bedroom window.

Yeah. And I also want a publicly from these two friends of mine that, you know, publicly publicly announced that I'm UK. So. You're United Kingdom? No, Uno King. The Uno King, right? We talked about that.

Yeah, you're the Uno King. Does he beat you at a time? He won six games in a row. Five. But he is using tactics like threats and bribery. He is. Yeah. Yeah.

He tried to bribe our mom and he got really mad that he didn't. Well, that is what the kings would do. Kings would bribe. Kings are big bribers. Dude, we colonize. And you know what they are? In the kingdom? What?

I found this out last night. They're goop farmers. Do you know what a goop farmer is? No, I don't know what a goop farmer. You're looking at two of them. Yeah, it sounds racist. It's not. Goop farmer in medieval times.

There's one letter away for being racist. Goop. Do medieval times. It's called a goop picker or a goop farmer. What they do is, uh, oh, gong farmer.

What is it? Gong farmer. Yeah. A night. So stop. Sorry. Back up, back up, back up, back up. What'd you call them?

Goop farmer. Yeah, yeah, nowhere near. But Goop sounded funny. It is, but a gong farmer is a what? A gong farmer in medieval and tutor error labor responsible for manual removing human waste from city, cesspice, and castle privies. Right. So when you were in the castle, they have video of this, they would poop off the side of the castle in like a shoot. And then they had to go clean up the poop and wheelbarrow it away.

They were compensated very well. They said, this was a very good job. Picking up poop was one of the best jobs. Yeah, because you have to imagine in a castle, right? You're pooping out of a hole. And just off the side of the wall. Off the side of a wall, probably five stories up. The wall must be.

Look at that. Yeah, that's it. Oh, my God. Imagine. And there's the... Once a year they have to do the canal, you know what I mean? The canal cleaning. Got to clean it.

Some, like a little Brad Williams, that's a... You know what I mean? And get up there. And he would get stuck so they would tie some of his foot and just pull him down. Yeah. It's a Shoshak redemption kind of a situation Gong farming Remember when he escaped?

Yeah, yeah, yeah You guys are gong farmers Yeah, you're a gong farmer But me need good money That's a cool job It's a very good job You guys aren't good with smells though I can't smell

Okay, well then you'd be good at gonging Yeah Did you guys go to McCone's birthday? Tristan was there Why didn't you guys go? I had to babysit And then I got really tired Why didn't you go?

I didn't even know about it. Wow. Interesting. It was really, really fun. I didn't get invited as well. You know he did. Yeah, yeah. You have to direct invite me. You can't put me in a group chat. Our direct text message. All right, let me, I'm going to look it up.

Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, you should. Yeah, I'm going to look it up right now. Because I knew you'd make a thing out of it. And then as soon as I went to leave, I go, what do you need? What's going on? And McCone goes, can I have $100? Oh, it's this. Yeah, it's a part of full invite. Okay, so what I want to say this is,

Sometimes you send me videos. No, I'm being real. This is like, check out this silly video on like your TikTok. He does. Right? And so then I'll click on it and it's the most uninteresting thing that you could ever watch. So in my mind, I'm like, oh, it's just one of his silly TikTok. Sure.

It says McCone is 27 and has a, I don't even read. If I see a square thing and it looks like a video, I just, I just ignore it. You can't part of full, Bobby. You can't part of all made it. You got to write in a text what it is. Yeah. And then sent it. Part of full, he's never going to open.

I don't know what it is. He doesn't know how to do that. I do know how to press a button. He doesn't know how. Yes, I do. I can do it right now. Well, then why didn't you do it for his birthday? Because I thought it was a TikTok video.

I'm sorry, I'm raising my voice. Yeah, and you're leaving Tuesday and we're going to miss you. Wait, where are you going? Back home. Oh, no. Yeah. And so is your mom. Yeah.

How long are you guys going to be gone for? Well, she's going to be gone for the whole year. Until Trump's out of office, I guess, huh? Yep. Yeah, yeah. Wait, you're going to be gone for the rest of the year? Yeah. And then maybe come back next year.

Yeah, because immediately when I get back, my school starts. Okay, so what I want to ask, and it's not a personal thing, right? But you guys have two younger brothers who I don't know at all. Can they come instead? They don't have visas. They don't have visas yet. Okay. Get them a visa, Bob.

I'll get a visa. Yeah. Now, here's my worry, Andrew, and if you can help me. Please. Because I have familiars living with me. you know and you are a familiar you call them gong farmers I call them familiar

I actually call them goop farmers on accident but gong is the right yeah yeah yeah gong sounds more rare so um it does sound more rich yeah yeah yeah you gong piece of shit

what you're doing on my neighborhood or whatever get out of here you fucking gong farmer yeah yeah anyway um that's another transition yeah another transition

oh he's transitioning Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Get another five. 30. Yeah. $30.

So, my, your mother is my housekeeper, essentially. Yeah. She's going to be gone for three months now. Yeah, what are you going to do?

Well, she promises me that this one right here will clean. Pick up the slack, huh? Yeah, but she won't. Yeah. I will. No, you won't.

I will. So what I'm asking you is, do you know anybody that can help me clean? 100 million. Yeah. I will, I swear. No, no. You don't, you don't.

I will. If it's front row, Justin Bieber, you will. That's exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's Sabrina Carpenter, you will. Clean the house, you won't. I already promise you, I'll clean it. Yeah, but whatever you've done, it's not good.

What's this? Topless cleaning. I don't want that. What? Turn that off. What are you doing, Carlos? Carlos. Carlos, what are you doing?

What's a dream maid? No, no, Carlos, stop. Is that who you use Dreammade? No. I just do it myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about McCone? Macone can clean your house.

He always says he loves cleaning houses. Mm-hmm. Are you good at cleaning houses? I'm pretty good. Yeah. For money, he can be good. You could, if I gave you, let me. You don't think McCone's better than me?

Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, because he's scared of me. Yeah, he is. That's true. Yeah, you're not. It's like living with a fourth-dimensional ghost when everyone's gone. That's so.

We don't say hi. You're not. She doesn't acknowledge me. Yeah, I do. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. No, you don't acknowledge me. It's fine.

I don't want to acknowledge you either. I say, before I get to Bobby, and you're just like, uh-uh. Yeah, all right. So, I never made that noise. I've never made that noise before my, I've never done that. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So what, I don't want to get angry.

I was trying to be calm. Make it easy, baby. I know, I'm trying to relax. This is what he was like in Uno. He was screaming at us. back Bob. Yeah, I betrayed even my girlfriend at Oona. Be slick back Bob right now. You're good. Slickback Bob. That slick back Bob. There he is. I need help. Because I live in a house. She's not going to do it. She's not. Yeah.

I have someone that's amazing. Yeah, so thank you so much. Yeah, I would love to send her your way. No, you're done. How about this? I'll give you a shot. Yeah, she has to prove herself. I'll give you a shot. I'm so scared. So you're going to fold my underwear the way your mom folds them. Yeah. Okay. No, you're not. No fucking will. No way.

You're just going to throw them in there where they got all crinkly. I will. I'll call her. I'll ask how she folds it. Yeah, no, no, no. This is what she does. This is what she does.

Have you never seen them? You've never seen her do it? No. Oh. So what she does is she'll put clothes in the dryer, right? Then I'll come home, right? And there's a literal pyramid of clothes on top of the dryer.

And those are the clean ones. Those are the clean one. Okay. very nice. While she's washing other things. right the pyramid becomes bigger and bigger right and then it becomes geiza the pyramid of geiza it is yeah yeah and then i'm like and then what happens when you dry clothing and you don't fold them immediately tell me what happens wrinkles wrinkles babies wrinkles baby right building the clothing

pyramid of geiza of geiza yeah and so that's what i don't want right i also this is not my this is gonna come no she's not fold your clothes a 90 year old lady is going to come you're going to You're outsource it to a nine-year-old lady. That's insane. That's crazy. She has apps? Yeah. She has cleaning apps.

Oh, abs. Oh, abs. Oh, abs. Oh, I thought she's like, boop, boop. This has a phone. Yeah. Clean this room. Room clean.

Clean. Yeah. Hey. You got to prove yourself somehow. I will. You know what you should make her do? What? Clean the outside of the house. It needs a good washing because of all the dirt from the trees and the stones.

I know. He doesn't even care about that. Yes, he does. I do care. Appearance matters. The whole house looks like vinegar because of him. No. What do you mean by that?

The balcony and there's so much stains everywhere. And it's just his shirts laying out in the sun and it's like all kinds of colors out there. Even our mom gave up on it. Yeah. Oh, so you're, you don't make that noise. Yeah. Made that noise. Yeah, that's another five.

It's like 40 bucks. Yeah, it's 40 bucks now. You also have repeated me twice and we're up to. We're cruising. We're cruising, yeah. We're doing, I'll give you, I'll, I'll give me. I did this another way, I just repeated cruising. Yeah.

Another five. That's amazing. That's not a thing. Okay. You've never repeated a word that I've said. I don't like to sound like you. Okay. All right, that's fair.

Okay. I'll hear it. Anyway, yeah, yeah, thank you. Thank you. Anyway, anyway. The thing is, this is this. I'm going to That's another five

I'm going to give I'm going to one day I'm going to I'm going to move a couch I'm going to look underneath See there's a difference Andrew between Surface cleaning

Yeah And deep cleaning Yeah you got to give me the difference Tell me some of the difference Service cleaning is when you're just going over Just what's to the eye What's available? Deep cleaning is what's not available

Under the beds Under the couches Behind the refrigerator You've got to pull that thing out You got to pull that thing out. Yeah, you do. Can I deep clean once a week instead of every day? No, no.

Every day, absolutely. Every day, deep clean. No, not everyday deep clean. You do clean every day. Yeah. Deep clean once a week. Yeah. Okay.

Maybe twice if you feel like it. If I feel like it. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just going to do that symbol. That's how you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, oh, okay.

And then you're like, I'm busy. I got things to do. Yeah, so what's your job? The baby can clean. Yeah, the baby. That baby can clean. One years old now. Yeah.

Once you're one, you can start cleaning. Can he walk? Yeah. He can clean. The baby. If you can walk, he can clean. Baby's obsessed with you to Bobby. The baby's walking around a lot.

Yeah, the baby's saying my name all the time. Yeah. How? Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Oh, so it's clear. Even if he hears me in the phone, he'll yell my name. We ask him, like, who's your favorite person? He says, Bobby.

We should get him on the show. Can he get on this show? No, he's too young. Put him on the show. Yeah, he'll cry. He doesn't, he can't conceptualize what this is. All he says is this deep, gross orange. You're talking about me?

No. Yeah, and this color, it would freak him out. Yeah, too much. It's too much. I get it. Do you see all these paintings? He would think that he was in another world. He isn't here.

You aren't another world. Yeah, yeah. I'm sad that you're going to go home. That sucks. I mean, that's good. So what do you, so since you've been, how long you've been in America? Like four months? Four months.

What have you been doing? I've been, um. Have you learned anything? Yeah. What have you been doing? Like, I've just been walking around. Why? Huh?

I've been walking around. Yeah, I'll drive around. I'll see that. I've driven past you before. Yeah. And you don't even acknowledge my presence. Wait, what? I do.

You don't acknowledge me. Yeah. Where are you going? I'm going to like the coffee shop. Alfreds? I'm going to Alfred's? Yeah. That's the only place you're going.

No, I'm going to. Give me some other coffee shops in that area. Like the books and coffee one. Oh, the books and coffee, yeah. There's a, have you ever been to the Witches brew? No, but I just think this is America. What have you been doing? Walking, coffee.

Coffee, yeah. Nothing. Really nothing. So you really took advantage of coming to America. And she'll do stuff like this. I'll go, hey, me and my girlfriend are going to go to dinner. You want to come? She goes, no.

What do you eat? Oh, oh, oh, thank you for asking. I'll tell you what they ate. Like Chipotle every day? No, I'll tell you what they eat. What? Thank you so much for asking. Okay, you're welcome.

Thank you. What they eat is, um, two weeks ago, I ordered Sun and Dang. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Mm-hmm. Which is short rib. It's like in a stew. There's carrots in it.

It has, it's like a Vikings like of meal. It's the best. Sunndeng. Do Sunundang, right? It's been in my fridge. for two, three weeks. Okay. Right?

And the other day, I just see them eating meat. Just like a bone and meat. I'm like, and they're like, oh, it's from, and I'm like, I can order you a new one.

Why waste? That's right, why waste? You think meat for three weeks in a fridge is fine? I'm not going to eat it for them. It's got to be fine. I know,

but you think that you, would you eat meat in your refrigerator that's been there for two or three weeks? No. We're not having diarrhea, so it's good. Yeah.

What do you mean? Well, what do you mean? Carlos? I'm with diarrhea. What? She's a point. She's Filipino stomach.

It's different. A better question would be, why is it in there for three weeks? Yeah. Throw it away. Why three weeks? We want to keep it. They want to keep it. Oh, it's you.

Yeah. You think it's me? Keep it in your room on the floor then. Yeah. On the room in the floor. If you like it so much. Yeah, it's just stacked with old food. Yeah.

And then I'll go, hey, I'm going to get postmates. And they're like, we don't want to eat it. Yeah, but that's good. They're not wasting money. They're not wasting your money. I don't care. You should. Why?

You should. I don't want to get an argument with you. I know. That's an ism of yours. Okay. Give me a breath. I'll give McCone $5. Okay, yeah.

Well, and so 95 I own because I already gave him $100 the other day. Yeah. It's an exhausting breath that you do. Sorry. All right. And, um... I'm going to tell you why I'm concerned about your money. I used all the money we've made on bad friends.

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Yeah. But what I'm saying is if I'm getting a sandwich or a bagel shop and I go, yeah, you guys want to get a little breakfast bagel thing in the morning? And they're like, no things. And then they'll go to the fridge and eat the three week you're old. meat. Oh, it's good. They're cleaning it out. Okay. Yeah. We just want to clean it first and then we'll say yes. You guys want to come over to my house and eat all my expired shit in the fridge?

You're more than welcome to. Yeah. It's always in there. We got so much shit in there. A lot of bananas. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Banana bread? Who makes banana bread? No, just bananas. Can you make banana bread? Mama can make one. Can she for me? Tell her just for me. Yeah. Because she's still... Well, she has a bakery. She's still got a crush on me, right? Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Love that. Dude, she's leaving me. Maybe I should. She's going back to the Philippines. I know.

They'll be back. Maybe I should go with her. I'll be back. Yeah, they'll be back. I leave my life here in Los Angeles for your mom. Be such a great story. Yeah, but what about our dad?

What about him? Yeah, what about your dad? What about him? I'm sorry. I'm the new guy in town, pal. He's the new guy. He's the male version of Pippi Longstocking. Imagine me at a fucking village in the Philippines.

You be king. They'd be scared. Oh yeah, all the girls would. Let's do it. No. No, no, no, no. Come on, let's rip apart our lives. No, no, no, no.

There's no golf courses. How many redheaded people do you see in the Philippines? I've never seen me. Wow. Wow. That's me. Yeah. With my wife.

That could be. White guy enjoys holidays. You and honey. It's in a tent somewhere. Are there black people in the Philippines? Yeah. Yeah. Like, our native people.

What do you mean? You're native people. You're saying people native of the Philippines. Yeah. They're like... So there's like a Detroit in the Philippines. This gentleman. It's the indigenous people.

Oh, is, oh, she does look black. There's Negritos. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Little black person. Yeah. Well, that's for Spanish, it would be.

Yeah. Wait a minute. The name is Negrito. Yes. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah, yeah. Wikipedia is.

It says, zoom in up top. Yeah, yeah. You say it then because you're Spanish. Read the whole thing. He's got to say it. Thanks. It takes it off of me, yeah. The word negrito.

Yeah, beautiful. Spanish diminutive of negro. See, Negro. Yeah, yeah, very good. Keep going. Keep going. It's used to mean little black person. Yeah.

Yikes. So a lot of, yeah, Doc Willis is out there. Yeah. So you do have indigenous black people that live in the Philippines. Are you friends with any of the indigenous people grown up? No, why not? Why not? They live in other islands.

They live in the other islands. Right. South Central. South West. Southwest, yeah. Yeah, Southeast. Yeah, Southeast Central. Yeah, Southeast Central.

Yeah, Southeast Central. Yeah, South East Central. Yeah. Yeah. Do they have gangs? Gang, oh. There's no like, you know, they? It's a good tribe.

All right. We do have gangs, though. Okay, what are the gang names in the Philippines? Do you have gang names? Flip-flop boys. The flip-flop boys. They're flip-up boys. They're up to no good.

Yeah, they're up to no good. The flip-lop boys are bad boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are the name of the gangs? Yeah. Siegway, Siegway, Sputnik. Yeah, that's insane. One of the largest and most well-known syndicates in the country.

Oh, my God. Balana gang. Bahalana. Bahalana. I'm a part of the Waree Wari gang. I don't know if you know that. What's Baha'u'llah mean? Wari Wari Wari, Wari.

It's like a specific group. Wari Rori. Wari, Wari, Wari. Wari, Wari, Wari, Wari, Worry, Worry, Worry, Worry, Worry, Worry. We're going to get in trouble with the Wari Wari, gang, pal. Just a note, Worry, Worry gang.

We're just joking. We're just joking. You don't want to fuck with that guy. Is that a warrior warrior a game member? I hope not. What? A Bahalana. No, we like them.

Yeah, we like them. Yeah, we like that. We're good with all of them. Yeah, we're good with all. Let's go. Kurotong. Kuratong, belikeng. Yeah.

Did you like that? Did I sound close? Yeah. Rotong sang leit. Yeah. Go back. Go back to the names. Go back to the name.

All right. The last one is. Kutong. Belikeng. Yeah. Balening. Vigalaleng. Vigelelang.

Vigilanti group in the 80s. Oh, they're gone. Do you guys have a fat? What's wrong? Nothing. I'm listening. Do you know any gang members in the Philippines? No, but I remember in the village that we used to live.

Yes. There was this a group of guys and say, oh, we're like, we're gang members. So you have to do the, what is it? The initial. Let me guess. Let me guess. What's the initiation of the gang? Oh, what's the initiation?

You have to. No, we will go. go to the forest. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Okay. Okay. What's going on? What's going in the forest?

Is that where the negritos are? It sounds scary. We go to the negretto forest. What's going on in there? Yeah, what's going out of there? What are you doing in the forest? Yeah, what are you doing in the forest? Yeah, what are you doing the forest?

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, you used to eat a dead frog. Oh, you used to eat a dead frog. That doesn't sound that bad of an initiation. Yeah. Are they psychedelic frogs? And then after you get a spanking. They spank you?

They spank you? With a paddle? No, I said no to the spanking Yeah, yeah. Oh, you can say no to the gang. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll eat the frog, no spanking. You can just say no to a gang.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sopranos? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tony's like, you gonna pay us what you owe. The guy's like, I don't want to. They're like, okay, what can we do? Yeah, what can we do? So you said, but do you eat the

frog? I just like licked it. Oh you looked is it psychedelic? No it must be psychedalic. It's got a gross just like a nasty pond how do you eat fine like dead frog oh it's a dead frog have you done that no no so wait that's when you say initiation that means you'd be in the gang once you did it so did you get in the gang then you got to let him spank you to get in the gang it's not a real game yeah I think it's a fake to gang they were like oh like we're real we're real like we're bloods there's bloods out there. Is that what you're saying there's certainly not They're certainly not. That's what they said.

Yeah, yeah. They were lying just as spanky. Yeah. We had the frog bloods. Yeah. Yeah. They are active blood gang members in the operating sets in the Philippines. Well, we're wrong.

Okay. Yeah, we're learning. Yeah. Oh, in Cebu. In Cebu. In Cebu, wow, the true brown style. The name of the X. True Brown style.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. True brown style. Yeah. So have you run into True. TBS? And we should say something to the gangs. Philippines. We love you guys.

We're in the middle. We are big fans. We're corrupt cops. Yeah, we're correct. Like, if we were copped, we would do dealings with it. We'd let you go. Yeah. Bobby, be careful. We don't want these guys to get mad at us. Well, I've been to Subu many times. You know, I've never run into a TBS.

I haven't been spanked years. You're in the bougie parts of Shibu. That's right, girl. Say it, girl. Wait, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, he went to Marigondon. I went to Marigandon, okay? I went for a swim. I went to a swim.

in our Mar-a-Gondon? Many gun-down? Is that what it's called? Yeah. So, Mar-I-Gondon, I went, and what did I do in Mar-I-Gondon? Tell them. You recorded the podcast.

No. What about the goat and the feeding the children? That's not Mar-Gondon- What is that? That's another area. Oh, but you're not going to give me props for that. You fed goats to children?

No, no, no, no. I bought a bunch of spaghetti. Yeah, spaghetti. Oh, yeah. What? Like spaghetti noodles? Hey, fucking spaghetti. Oh, there is.

Yeah, that kind of spaghetti. Yeah. And I bought a bunch of spaghetti. spaghetti and there was also bread and a little salad and went to a village, right? Everyone was naked. Okay.

Coming out of the village, you know what I mean? A little bit. There was a goat tied to a right? There's always a goat tied up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Always. I just said it again, this is a five.

Yeah. And I, we had a truck, a van. Yeah. And I fed the villagers boxes of spaghetti. Yeah. Yeah. And that story's in the memoir

He was signing yesterday That's in the book Is that the author Bobby Lee Feeding a spaghetti? You just gave out Well I want to try Hard spaghetti No, it's already cooked

Yeah Cooked spaghetti I didn't give dry noodles like hey You have boiling water Wait you got to make your own pasta sauce Cooked spaghetti You told this story really bad Like he gave meal kids to be

Yeah meal kits yeah I wish it was the other way Just handfuls into their hands Spaghetti Spaghetti And they seemed to be very happy about it You did charity Yeah, a little bit

And then I did my talent show out there Which is fun Yeah so I've done some stuff over there I never ran it in any TBS or And you never want to You never want to We respect and love the TBS Do you have motorcycle gangs?

No Do people have motorcycles out there? Yeah, it's all motorcycles It's all motorcats No those are mopeds I mean motorcycles Yeah I think so What's a difference between

a moped and a motorcycle. A lot of CCs. It's a much bigger engine. Well, because of the conflict that we're in right now, I mean, Philippines was the hardest hit, really, in the beginning of this conflict, in terms of gas and all that kind of stuff.

What should we do about it? Can we do something? What are we supposed to do? There's nothing we can do. Other than house Filipinos. Yeah, that's what I do. You do what I do? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Spaghetti and everything. Spaghetti. Yeah, yeah. How some... Three week old meat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Black pools. Black pools? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do everything I can. Negrito pools. Yeah. Give me what's going on in your lives. Rudy, what are you doing?

Babysharing. That's all you're doing all the time. That's your full-time job now. American dream. Yeah. We went camping. Oh, yeah. Where?

We tried to invite it to Bobby. No, no, you never invited me. What are you guys? Joshua tree or something? Leo Corrio. Leo Corrio. You bought a tent? That sounds like home, huh?

Yeah. When we went, we went camping up Lake Kachuma. Oh, I love Lake Kuchuma. And the fucking dog, I was like, Oh, wow, she can, she's like restricted. She doesn't have to, we don't have to worry about leash or anything. Why? There's, it's like fenced off where we were.

Yeah. And I'm thinking, oh, this is great. She jumps into a, like a briar patch and has burrs all over. I spent like three hours picking out shit out of her fucking firm. I felt so bad, dude. It sucked. And then I was bummed because we didn't get the tent set up. And I was like, this is, we should just go.

Oh, my God. You must snap. I did. I was, I told you about my cousin, Andy and I, what my parents did. Huh. Oh, we equal camping. as what my dad said. My cousin Andy and

you know what I mean and also Andy's father and my uncle. Yeah. And so we set up a tent, right? We went to sleep and when we woke up they were not there.

Andy and his dad? My dad and my uncle were not there. They went to a hotel. That sounds right. Yeah, yeah. And they drove back and they would sleep good.

They were like, you left us here? Yeah. You would do that. It's camping. You got to learn. That's what camping is. I know, but I'm 12.

You got to survive. Okay, okay. You got to survive. All right. But let's go back to camping. I will never camp ever. Why not, though? I don't like it.

I don't like it. I like fishing and I like all that other stuff around it, but I don't want to sleep there. I'll go sleep somewhere else. Yeah. Because we have buildings now. Yeah. Buildings are great.

Also, the ground is very uncomfortable. I don't care how comfortable you are. You have a bed, though, like a padding thing. Oh, would? You guys do glamping. No. You don't have padding when you do that. Yeah, you could do like an insert into a sleeping bag, but it's not, that's not much.

We did not do glamping. No, you did sleeping bag with an insert so it's more padded. Oh. Not on a cot. No. Yeah, but the ground's not that comfortable. But you didn't sleep well because when you came home, you slept all day. So what happened?

Because I couldn't sleep because I thought we would just die. That's exactly right. True. You don't camp. Did you guys cook? Did you guys do grilling and stuff? Did you hear scary things outside of the tent? There was a guy screaming at his wife.

Like at 4 a.m. All right, what was he saying? What was he saying? First of all, I wasn't yelling at her. I was talking to her. He was screaming at his wife. Yeah, he was like, you're stupid bitch. Fucking dumb ass.

Like, why are you doing that? Whoa. Now that is scary. Yeah. What's going to happen? Yeah. He's screaming at her at 4 in the morning. Yeah.

Did anybody say shut up? No. How far away were the campsites from each of? other. Oh, pretty close. Oh, yeah. See, that's not also not camping. That's not camping either. You got to be way out. You got to be way out. Yeah. You got to hike. You got to do. You didn't have like a pepper spray. I didn't have a knife. So.

You have to go. You didn't have a knife. Strange. You have to do what Ivanka and Jared did. They went to that island. All right. Took their shoes. Went swimming. Yeah. They swam to an island. That's right. Barefoot. That's right. They hiked up top of the mountain. And then they bought it. They bought it. All right. That's a real. That's a lot. That's a real camping. That's real camping. And that's what you guys go to Albania. Buy a mountain. Yeah, that's a real, yeah, that's real camping.

So, how did you know? And they build a resort. You did, did you build a fire pit? No. You didn't build a fire pit and you didn't grill or anything. There was no like. There was no like. What did you do for food? We, sandwiches and mustard. You brought sandwiches and mustard? Yeah. What do you mean? What kind of sandwiches? It was just, um, just bread. Just bread, lettuce, ham, cheese.

and mustard. Yeah, prison food. I like a ham and cheese. We're just making it in the dark. Yeah. That sounds like the worst time ever. You didn't have a flashlight? No.

Our phones, but then that was there. And then we didn't have data. So at 10 a.m., we were just like, what are we going to do? Yeah, exactly. What, you know. It's like those cave people that go, what do they plunge it?

What do they call them? Spalunk. Balunking. Yeah. And they get stuck in a crack like this, right? And they get stuck and they're like, I think I'm going to die, right? But it's like, you chose to be there. You still.

You splunked. You did this. You spalunked. You know, I've never been in a cave stuck in a crack. Never. Have you ever been it? I'm thinking about it. I don't, I'm...

What about that one dude, that movie with his... 127 hours. What? 127 hours. Yeah, yeah, and he had to cut his own arm off. I've just never been in that situation before. Never. Do you know why? Yeah.

I don't go out there. You don't do that. Yeah. When people are coming back, like, you know what I mean? What happened to your arm? Shark attack. Well, that's never, will happen to me. Well, you do go in the ocean.

I know, but Tiger sharks, yes. Yeah, but in South Africa, no. Not going to go to South Africa? Well, I've been in there. Oh, then I grito shark. Oh, shit. You're fogged up again, huh? Big fog guy.

You know what's a good episode, if he's fogging. Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. So no camping anymore. No more camping. All right, never again. Never.

Okay. I think it's a good idea. I think that's a really good idea. You don't need to camp. You don't need a camp. You're comfortable where you are. You're living in his house. Living a good life.

Yeah. Oh, I'll tell you what I was going to see and I'm glad I bailed. I bailed on scary movie. My buddy told me he was like, it didn't, it didn't do it, which sucks is I fucking loved the first ones. I can do it. But the original was so. funny. You know why it was a moment in time. Yeah. I think it was just a great moment in time.

Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. More money, money, money, money. I'll say this. This might be the last time that we see you. Probably year, year and a half. Yeah, we'll miss you. Yeah. And go have fun back at home. You'll be back. Yeah. It's funny. She's like, I can't wait to go home. Yeah. You miss the Philippines like crazy. Whoa. And I can meet my friends and this and then. And then. I know. I know. I know. attitude to Tito Bobby a lot. Yeah. I can feel that. She's been doing an attitude to you.

Your attitudes, I mean, why, why, though? No, because like the last time he was like, I want a date and he was like, I want to meet this guy. I'm going to, I'm going to go to his profile. I'm going to message him. I'm like, what? And we're going to miss you. We are going to miss you.

And I also believe that you're going to miss being here. Yeah. That part I don't believe. I don't know. I think you'll miss some parts of the States. You'll miss Rudy. Yeah. You'll miss.

She prefers to be in the Philippines. Yeah. She prefers it. Do you want to go back? Yeah, you want to stay here. Yeah. You're an American. You are.

Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, good luck. Yeah, good luck. We hope you come back. We'll hope you come back. Yeah. Say thank you for being a bad friend.

Salamat. Salamat. Thank you. Masamangueing, Masamangue, great.