Bad Friends - Comedy Store Snitch

Episode Date: July 20, 2026

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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends. So what's going on in the booth? We have E.T. and Clayface

in the cover booth right now. Oh, he stands up now. He stands up now. What's going on with your face? Can you get invisible acne patches, please? Why don't you look? You look like an aerial view of Iran. I mean, there's explosions.

It's stumbled, but you still got through that. They're just little stickers, like every teenager uses. Okay. You're 40. I'm 39. Yeah, you're 40. Okay, you're 40. That's the same thing.

That's interesting. When do you start rounding up in ages or down in ages? At what scale of your life do you go, you round up, automatically versus when you start rounding down. 38. 38, you start rounding up. Yeah, you have. No, I think at 35, I was like, I'm almost 40.

Yeah, you're 40. You're 40. Yeah. I know, it just feels weird. I'm 60. That's, yeah, I'm 60. That's the most true thing he said to. Yeah, I'm 60 years old.

Yeah, yeah. And I'm 50. You're 50. You're for sure 50. I'm 50. I look 50, I act 50. My body feels 50. Yeah.

And guess what I did? yesterday. Hmm. Two things happened. What happened? Two things are going on. Well, first of all, I got caught. I got caught.

Doing what? I got caught, dude. Oh, yeah. What? Getting caught sucks. Yeah, getting caught sucks, dude. What did you do? I thought I could get away with it, is what I did.

What did you do, dude? So I was at the comedy store Friday night, and I took my car, and I, for some reason, thought it was in Forward. Hmm. But it was in reverse. And who'd you hit? And I press the, you know what I mean?

The gas. Right? Right, the pedal, yeah. The gas pedal. That's right. Like any 60 year old would do it. It does sound like an old guy. And I crashed into a car.

Whose car? Well, let me finish. Okay. I put it in forward and I just left. And there was cameras. Well, I didn't know that. So at around midnight, Joe, the comedy story.

manager goes, you got caught. And I go, what do you mean? And he goes, we have it on video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Steph Tolliv texts to me late at night. She goes, I saw it. And she goes, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's her car?

No. Whose car? Ricky. Rick Ingram? Yeah. Oh, my God. I know. So then what I do is, and then here's the thing.

the thing is that you thought you were gonna get out with you but then Joe says something very interesting he said so Steph saw but she didn't wrap me out they just drove away they said there was somebody that Joe walked up to and goes

did you see it and the guy said my name and ratted me out and I asked Joe for the name and he wouldn't give me the name and that guy I'm going to find out you don't know who it is I don't know who we're going to find out we're going to find out and we're going to find out

and then And then I call Rick and I go, I guess I got caught. Hello? Hello? Hey, hey dude, you're on bad friends. Nice. I have to, I have to, who are you talking to? Who do you think?

Rick or Joe? Yeah, the man's car that you hit. Okay. Rick, how much damage is on the car? I mean, at this point, it doesn't look like almost any. It's like just a dent. we apparently have security guards who buff out bumpers on the store. Wait, someone fixed your car at the store?

Dude, I never even got to see the damage. I saw the video of it. You asked for the video, though, no? I like that. I heard you asked for the video. What's that? I heard that you asked, let me see the video. I said, yeah, I said, is there a video of this?

And he said, yeah, we can pull that up. And it's fairly crazy. Why is it crazy? Why? What happened? Because you just, you hit the car pretty hard. And then you just kind of pull forward and then back up and then just like repark. And then he gets out.

And then driver's side or passenger side? Passister side. Because I was so close to your car, I couldn't get out. After hitting it, after hitting it, he parked very close to it. And then climbed out the pastor's side door and then went inside. What I find amazing is like, there's like eight or nine people who all witnessed this. Yeah. Nobody says a word.

Nice. Yeah, except for one person. I'm going to find that person out. There was one person that said it was Bobby Lee, but I saw. I know that eight witnesses shut their mouth, and those aren't rats. No, they are rats because as soon as they saw me, they were like, Bobby Lee hit your call. No, seriously, how many people? I mean, five or six people immediately.

Was Steph told of one of them? With Steph told them? No, she didn't tell me. Exactly. She's not a rat! Yeah, these are like. People who work there. Yeah.

I'm going to get a list. I'm going to call Joe. They're all so scared to say something to Bobby. They don't want to offend, you know, the famous person who talks to him sometimes. Obviously, they're not that scared because they risked at all. They saw me and then they were like, wait, he might actually one at a time eliminate each of us from this planet. You do have a little school shooter vibes, a little bit. Yeah.

Well, then I texted you. I texted you. How much does it take? What do you need? I'll venmo on you, whatever you need. I'll take it. And you said no. Yeah, I don't think that's a nice thing.

I mean, my car already sucks. No, it's a nice car. Let's get a new car because of Bobby. Let him get you a new car. I would say. No, no, no, no. He said it were cool. I would say, and the fans of this show would agree,

I think you should buy him a new car. Yeah. I think it's the right move. Because what happens when you hit someone's car? One little nudge. What year is it? Man, this thing's a classic. A 2013 Toyota cameras.

13 cameras, yeah. You can look this up. They had a problem with the chassis at the midpoint where if any slight ding or accident could render the car totaled. You could look it up. This is why I didn't want to take it in because that's the last thing I need. They'll total it, right. I'll make it up to you, though. I think whatever.

So Rick, start looking. looking for a new car for your family. No, no, no, no, Rick, I will make it up you in a different way. I think you should give him a new vehicle. Okay, well, we'll talk about it with Rick personally, him and I. We're doing it right now. I think what I'm going to give him is going to be better than a vehicle. A spaceship.

Guys, I can't wait for all of the rewards. Yeah, you're going to get so many rewards, dude. You'll see. You're going to get rewarded. You know what I mean? More than Chris Rock gave you. More than Chris Rock gave you. All right, buddy.

All right, buddy. Thank you, Rick. I'll talk to you later, dude. All right, buddy. Let her, dude. Follow Rick Ingram, very funny comic. One of, if not, one of the funniest working comedians here. Yeah, here we go. Joe, the fucking manager at the comedy store.

Hey, dude. Hey, Joe, it's Bobby. You're on Bad Friends, the kind of famous podcast. What's it called? Bad Friends? Okay. Okay. Have you heard of it? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. So you're on here with Centino, and I want to ask you, What did I do Friday night? Okay, you want me to tell the truth? Yes. Okay, so you left the comedy store. You started to realize you got your phone. Yes.

Came and got your phone. Yeah. And you backed into Rick Ingram's car. Yes. Yeah. So everyone knew about it, but I think you? No, I knew about it. When I hear a crash, I go,

Whoa. Well, that's when you speak up. No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't speak up. That is when you speak up. No, you don't speak up. You try to get away with it. Now, Rick's car might be a dumpster, but it's his car.

Yeah, I understand that. I understand that. Well, you saw the tape. And now I've owned up to it. Yes. Okay, so what I need to know is who the rat is. Okay. One of the security guys.

And Rick just said, hey, I heard my car. No, Rick, we just talked to Rick on the podcast. He said there were six people. Yeah, there was a lot of rights. Well, there were probably a lot of people because people came in and say, yeah, it was Bobby. And I said, I want to know a list of people that went in and said it was me. I don't know that I could name them all right now. But do you remember when I closed your door, I didn't know that that had happened?

I said it, you hit his car. I said, no, I watched him drive away. I didn't know that it already happened. You had already happened, yeah. Can I say that Rick has not responded to my. text saying, hey, here's what happened and Bobby's good about it. And he's not even responded to me. We just called him.

Bobby agreed on the podcast to get him a new car. No, I did not. I did not do that. I'm going to give him other thing. No, a car. Yeah, anyway, thank you, Joe. I would like a list of the people that ratted me out. That's all I want.

Okay, you got it. Okay, thank you. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, yeah. So, um... We love Joe. We love Joe. You got caught. I got caught.

What are you going to do? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

What could you do? Well, all I can do is like, what are the damages? Give me the price and I'll pay it. Right. He said nah. Because he's humble. Case closed. Now reopen it.

No, no, no, no, no. Straight our moves. Keep it closed. No, open it up. Yeah, yeah. No, please open it. All right. So that's the first thing.

Okay. The second thing is I did a 24 fast yesterday. 24 hour, I mean. You didn't even for a whole day. Yeah. Why are you doing that? Are you trying to get into fast? So you're on GLP ones and you're fast?

I know I quit the GOP ones. What's up, man? How are you, dude? There he is, dude. Yeah, it looks like a fucking future nurse. I love him. Yeah, yeah, I love them too. Look at them.

Doc, always stands on business. Simple, basic, clean. Yeah, white gray. Yeah, what's up, man? Are you feeling, don't? Yeah, I'm pretty good, dude. Doc is back. Doc is wearing what all Filipino nurses wear on their downtime.

Yeah, that's how I do it, you know. I like to make with single people. You know, you do look sharp. The shoes are nice. Yeah. I like the shoes. Yeah. Oh, I appreciate it.

I love your Harry Potter glasses. Doc, I just finished a 24-hour fast. Yeah. It was hard. Very different. And then what I've been doing now is I bought $1,000 worth of sardines from all over the world. Oh, you doing the, oh, wow. Yeah, yeah.

Cardines. Broccoli sprouts. bone broth, blueberries. Okay. No, am I doing the right thing? Yeah, so, yeah. Definitely recipe for diarrhea, but yeah. Yeah, yeah.

No, but they say that this is the way. Is this from the blue zones? Is that what you're doing? You're doing the diet from the blue zones? No, I've been, just my TikTok algorithm is just saying. I thought you was going on a keto diet with their Chinese on me. What's a keto? It's close to keto.

Yeah. But, well, he'd mention all that other stuff. Yeah, yeah, so I've been, yeah. Keto, Keto is fats and oils, proteins, veggies, dairy, nuts, seeds, and fruits. Yeah, a lot of walnuts. So the 24 hours you went without water and? No, I did water with a little bit of Celtic sea salt. Okay.

Celtic. Celtic. Well, that's the name. Is that Celtic? The Boston Celtics. Yeah, yeah. Well, we don't call them the Boston Celtic. Celtics then.

But they probably are. Okay. Well, then we've just mispronounced it for a lot. All right. The Boston Celtics. All right, so but it's Celtic. No, it's Celtic salt. Celtic salt.

Celtic salt. Okay. That's true? So was you taking a Celtic salt because in your mind you believe it's more healthier? Yeah. Well, there's also something called Baja Gold. Oh, yeah. It's a salt.

Yeah. Put a little bit in there with water. What about lemon? No, I didn't do any lemon. No, I didn't do any lemon. So Baja gold salt. You mean Himalayan sea salt? Yeah.

Himalayan's good too. That's the third grade. Okay. Okay, so that's what I did, all that drank water. Third World Country when it comes to salts. That's the information. Okay. All right.

So what do you think of this, right? Just sardines, right? Bone broth, right? Some veggies like broccoli sprouts, spinach, stuff like that for fiber. And then a breakfast burrito the next day. No, no, no, no. No, no. This morning, I opened up a can of the worst sardines.

They taste so awful. They're all bad. Yeah, and I poured it on a plate and I ate every little, with the bones and everything. Water? Why? Water or oil? Olive oil. Oh, olive oil.

Yeah, that's game, right? Yeah, that's game. We're on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, um... What are you looking to do?

I don't know. Yeah, this is like a... I don't know what the fuck you're going with this, because it went from fasting, but you're still eating healthy regardless. So I did 24 hours and the next meal I had was what I just told you. Did you feel good after the time? I felt great. I went to sleep. Yeah. Waited two hours, right?

This morning I had a can of sardines, the best kind. That's all you've had is chardines and coffee? Yeah. Your toilet's going to break. What do you mean? Sardines and coffee is going to run through you like a river. Yeah. And I got some really fancy Greek yogurt tonight.

I'm going to do a little smoothie with blueberries. Who did this? Who did you? Who got you into this? I did. I went on TikTok. My algorithms. kept saying, you know, and I was like, oh, I'm going to do this, and now I'm obsessed with it.

And I've looked up every best sardine in the world, canned salmon, and this is what I'm doing for the next week. Well, you know why he's doing the yogurt because he's getting the bacteria. He needs the probiotics. I need the probiotics. And kimchi and sourcrow as well I've ordered. Love sourcrum. Yeah, you own it.

Yeah, I'm on it. And guess what, dude? I'll tell you another thing that I'm on, dude. What you got? I'm a believer, dude. Oh, yeah, we're on. I believe what you believe. about the because I saw it.

What did you see? You know what I saw. What did you see? Look at me right now, dude. I'm looking at you. I'm gonna do you. I saw it, dude. I fucking saw it, dude.

Disclosure day. Exactly. Oh, you saw that? I fucking saw it, dude. And now I'm a believer, brother. Hold on fuck. I'm a believer, dude. Bobby's so God damn holly.

It took Steve and Spielberg. He knows. He knows, dude. He knows. Yeah, he's a religion. Well, he's high into it. He's high into it. it and also there's themes in all of his movies he's been trying to tell us for years dude

yeah yeah yeah me disclosure day dude oh what's the day it's just so uncomfortable we don't know when you know what this means dude yeah that's the alien artifact it's a alien you see a movie yeah what is that he grabs an alien artifact and he does this dude and in disclosure day dude spoil alert god damn what that's in the trailer dude oh it's in the fucking trailer dude yeah yeah I didn't watch it. I saw it. I'm not interested. What?

I'm not interested. It's not a good movie. You shouldn't be. Really? Did you like it? I heard it wasn't good. I think the filmmaking is amazing. Filmmaking is superb.

Look at him sucking Spielberg's dick. Music superb. But when I walked out of it, I went, what? He's a film school buff. That's what he gonna do. That's what he gonna do. But it's funny because you know it's not a good movie. That's what he gonna do.

It's a boomer movie, you know? It's a boomer movie. It's a boomer movie. Oh, I should go. Dan X boomer. I should go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're boomers.

Mm-hmm. Wait, give me box office mojo. 160 million, that's real bad. Mm-hmm. They thought that was going to make a shitload. I think it's good. Click on the box office mojo logo, take it back to the homepage real fast. To see what the...

I just want to see Zoom in. I just want to see now what obsession is at. Click on it. 333. Oh, my God. And by the time this pod comes out, it'll be 400. Yeah. Right.

That's mind-boggling. It's mind-billing. Because disclosure date costs $200 million to make. They're never going to make their money. money back. 200 million was the budget. Then they're marketing and everything they're probably, they're going to be in the hole. Because you got somebody from the outside end trying to. No, inside out. Yeah, inside out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think Spielberg knows something. You do. Oh, yeah, oh yeah. I would give them that. I would you give him that. You give him that. I mean, you have to think

that he's close with the obamas. You know, I mean, he's been there. You think the Obama's are aliens? I don't know. He looked at the files. What files? The, the, the, the, the, the, you know, the extraterrestrial files, dude. No, but I do, it did give me something where I think that he knows something. Spielberg does. Yeah. And I think that like, maybe there is. Give me a list of Spielberg films from top to bottom.

And then we can see if there's maybe a pattern or a puzzle that he wants us to figure out. Do you know what I mean? Maybe his entire career, he's been layering it into us and we're just blind. And now you finally. You don't have to, I can tell you what they are. You don't know all of them. I know all of the alien ones. Most encounters the third kind.

So I'm going to talk about that. E.T. Yes. Hultergeist. That's not an alien. Now, E.T does look like the fake mommy that they say is fake. From Mexico. They're from Peru. These are all alien films.

Same thing. All aliens. All alien. It's Twilight Zone. All right. And then we got. The color purple. That's an alien film.

Yeah. I don't know how. I don't know. Yeah. Well, if that's the case, than Ambasat 2. 100%. Yeah.

Go go down, keep going down. AI. Schindler's list. Minority Port is a... No, that's not alien. No. The world's for sure.

What do we got? Then he did a bunch of stuff that... No. And Disclosure Day. Well, he also has the encounters... Close encounters a third kind. No, no, no, no. He has encounters on Netflix.

It's documentary on Netflix. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. That's what he first revealed. That's what was first revealed the prayer man in species. That's a, yeah. So at any time I can go and speak an alien language,

and you'll be able to understand it, because some people do. Well, either that or you're talking to somebody in Africa. Because you got to watch either one. Yeah, you might be saying, yeah, yeah, who knows? Fuck this guy bobby. Yeah, no, no.

That was in the movie. You start. Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah, I'm just doing the movie. I'm not doing African style. Right, right. But that's, but that's, well, there when I saw that, I did remember that part.

And I was like, it's kind of racist, but I'm, uh, yeah, yeah. You called on to it, maybe, maybe. You called my name? No, no, no, no, sorry. Bantu. Bantu. Bantu does it. Zulu and Zochia.

Yeah. Do you know what tribe, are you from or no? Oh, boy. I'm from. No, no, no. That's a good question. That's a good question, dude. Congol.

Congolese. Can we go to hereditary.com or. Police people. Not heard of her. 77%. Congolese? Yeah. Yeah, somewhere around there.

You're 77%? Yeah. Condolees. Yeah, and 18% white. Well, I'm 10% Japanese. You are? Yeah, so I think there were some... Yeah.

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in La Jolla, right? Oh, I remember. Do you remember this story? Right? And he goes, hey, I'll give you, you know, my car got dispossessed, right? Give me this money. I'll give it to you back, right? But back then there was no internet. But back then, but back then there was no internet. But then I would have used Cash App, right? Because then I wouldn't have got scammed. Yeah, and they have security lock. That's the best part, man. Keeping your money safe from fraud deserves to be a high priority.

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Yeah, from the Congo. I had a lot of, in my DNA. Well, some people don't know. You could be Congo. And 3% Asian, Latino and Latino. What do you mean Asian and Latino? From the waist down. I mean from...

From the shoes, from the shoes. From the shoes. Because what they were made. Anyway, no. I showed some of, I'm from the tribes from Louisiana. I know that. It's just a bunch of shit, man. I just did much.

Hold on. Hold on. Stop. I got to do some talk out here. What the fuck do you mean? There are tribes in Louisiana? Yeah, like the Indian indigenous tribe. Oh, those tribes.

I thought, I thought you mean the Condolees. From Sri Lanka. I got people all over there. I got people in South America, Puerto Rico, so I just had this whole thing where I was looking up my own 23 of me. Chittie Macha tribe of Louisiana. Wow.

Shuta tribe of Louisiana. Jenna Band. Sounds like a porn star. Of Chok talk. And I found out I was a part of the lineage of Rams. Ferricon? No, Rams either third. Oh, wow.

Whoa. That's crazy. Farrak. So you're a mixture of people. Yeah, I'm really up in this bitch. All right. All right. Yeah, yeah.

No, nothing. No. Yes, you're your role. You're loyal to us. I'm going to get a little bit of amyons in this video. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, speaking of which, I found out I got a sister through the 23 of me.

Where's she at? Where's she at? She's in Detroit. And have you contacted her? Yeah, because she was my uncle's daughter. Holy shit. Yeah. What?

So your uncle isn't her father. Wow. Wow. Yeah, so she wound up being my father's daughter. And it's your dad's brother. No, no, no, no. It was your mom's brother. No, no, no.

Your mom had a kid with her brother. Wait, wait, start from the beginning. I know, I'm kidding. My father had a kid with her mother. I know. Yeah, so in other words. So there's some cheating going on. Yeah, it was some.

Wait a minute. How old is this sister? She's two years younger than me. Oh, wow. Have you ever met her? Right when my mother and father had separated, and they, in a little spat to the head. Yeah.

Have you met her? No, I just told you. She was, at first she was my cousin. Now she's my sister. So yes, he's mad. I imagine that. Yeah. Imagine.

So all this time I thought she was my cousin. I was like, oh, no, father. Do you feel closer now to her? I've always been real close to her. I think my father knew because before he died, he was like, make sure you take care of her. You're your dad, Darth Vader? Must be. Yeah, yeah.

It's Anakin Skywalker, your father? 23 for me is crazy because then I found out that through ancestry, I found out that my grandfather isn't my mother's father. Wait, let him finish, say it again. My grandfather isn't my mother's father. Whom is he? I don't know. We still trying to, I just say, fuck it, I cut all of it off.

I just quit 23 of me and ancestry. I don't even want to fucking deal with this. This is insane right now. I don't think I want to do it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't. I've done it. I found out some shit, you're like, fuck.

You find out no one in your family is your family. But would that even matter? I don't think so. But I do feel like, part of me is like, man, you know, I should, should have, because they were reaching out to me. The other side, they were like, who the fuck are you? It was this whole batter back and foot, like this. And I feel like now that I cut off the, but I cut the websites off because they had these leaks

with the data and the information and this breach of air with 23 and me. and stuff, but I'm like, at this point, I'm like, they're out there. They went to Congress, they proved that they leaked that shit and nothing happened. Yeah. Nobody cares. No one gives me.

You know my shit. You're out. I'm out there. Yeah, but we all are. This is gone. This, I love how Apple does commercials for security. And you're like, but you already sold us up the river. Yeah.

What's a different? I turn up. Closure day doesn't work because it's all based on like something that if you were to know, if you would put a news thing that said, this is real, the whole world would be cool. No. Like nobody here. What are you talking about? And nobody cares.

Like the whole premise of the movie is that if you get it out. Yeah. And this is on the news, on an old TV, like, station news. Yeah. Everybody would like look at it, say, oh, yeah, that's true. Right. And then everybody will be cool. Right.

The internet now is giving you 10 different opinions. Yeah. And you're allowed to start eating sardines and blueberries all that. Without any basis of health reality. Are you saying that if they knew, like CNN, all the legacy media outlets, right? Yeah. We're saying the same thing. Like this is real footage of aliens that we've tortured.

People wouldn't care. Some people will care and others will say, okay. Who doesn't care? What kind of person wouldn't care? Dude, come on. The media now. The media now is so twisted. There's things that happen in front of us and we still don't believe it's real.

Well, you know what I think? It doesn't even met. People thought the Charlie Kirk thing was fake. It's preparse. But I'm saying it's because there's so much noise. Nobody knows what's real. All right. You don't even want to get me into that, but because, you know, Carlos and I.

This is my point. I mean, my point is that just don't even get me started. Go ahead. I won't. But what I'm saying is, that is true. It's just there's too much. That is true. That's a truism, what you said.

But what I'm saying is that that's a significant thing, right? Because that would mean that they're coming down. So you're saying to me right now, if there was an alien, they came down and was just that had his arm around Trump. What's that? They did that. They did that. Josh Hocom.

Josh Hocom did that, right? And he said that Michelle Obama was a man. Right. Easy. What did he say? She had a penis? Is that what you said? No, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, this was AI. Dude, look at my phone, dude. You're going to look at my phone right now. That's his screensaver. It's not my screensaver. But literally look at my phone right now, dude. Go back real fast.

Just go back real fast. 23 and me, data leak compromised a personal and genetic information of roughly seven million people. I was one of them. Yeah, what? That's on my phone. I know you have the photo. We just found it on the internet.

What the fuck does that do? Because I'm into dogs frequency. We're sequencing you. I think you got to lock in. Stop eating anchovies. Cardines. Okay, either way. Cardine.

No. No, but I think that. Freak, look at me right now. No, nothing. No int the end. Okay, no. Okay. I'm doing disclosure day, dude.

Yeah. Summon. I'm telling you this. The legacy media, people don't ingest it the way they used to. So even if they all said it, everyone at home would go, fuck them. They're in it together. Well, even if they introduced them, I think this whole world after so long would just be like

Guardians of the Galaxy and Bright. You ever seen Bright? Oh, yeah. On fucking on Netflix, Will Smith? No. Like after a while, people would just be like, man, fuck these motherfuck. Why is they used? Oh, right.

When they work together. Yes. Like, they would just be this whole. Wasn't this movie atrocious? Yeah. It got, it got just lit up. You saw that movie. Yeah, I watched it.

Was this post? This was pre-slapp or post-slapp? It was pre-slapped. He could get away with this. Isn't that funny? He could make such a terrible movie and it's forgotten because he was so beloved. He does that now. We're talking about it.

That's Will Smith's Pluto and Ash right there. Look at this guy. Yeah, this is, no, this is... Yeah. So what you're saying is that if there's alien colonies that land on planet Earth, and they start like... I think nobody cares. No one would care.

The premise is that they've been here for... They have. Years and years. Right. So if I look at it, I look at it kind of like... You ever read The Prince by Nicola McAvelli? No, I haven't read it. I have its album, though, Purple Rain, Purple Rain.

And it's very good. But in chapter three of Prince, right, he talks about how like when somebody comes in and takes over a region, what they want to do is the best thing for them to do is to allow the people to keep their religions, to keep their laws and everything, and to go amongst them and live with them. So that's what I would think, what is happening to us. Right. We're being slowly moved into an area where they already been here. They already like, and then they're just going to come out.

And they're going to be like, hey, want to introduce you. Come on now, fucking prayer man is. That one time, Bob. You know what? Bigfoot, come on the fuck out of here. A big foot's part of it. Yeah. Is a Loch Ness Monster too?

Yeah. He's an UFO. He's an intelligent species. The lock this monster. Yeah. Wow, dude. If you would stick up with him, not the Loch Ness Monster. See how Bobby is?

He always got to go. I don't think that's in Machiavelli's book. I don't think Bigfoot is in. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. But the whole point of that in chapter three is that. Like they live amongst us.

Sure. The crack. and all that. So that brings in hybris. Hybris makes sense. Bobby. Pretty, pretty much. I'm a hybrid, bro.

You just said it. You was Korean and part Vietnamese? What the fuck you do? Japanese. Japanese. Yeah, yeah. Don't let us get started. This is going to be conspiracy pod now.

I know. Yeah. This is a conspiracy theory. Well, I mean, the information we present in so far is not conspiracy. It's just the information that they're given us. Yeah, but that is conspired. That information is because of conspired. conspiracy. That's why it's the alternative to what's going on. It depends on what you're reading,

right? Well, I know, but then yes, everything is a conspiracy. That's the point. Okay, look, here's apropos to nothing. Hey, are you? Okay, apropos to what? Appropos to nothing. What is that even mean? He's saying, he's saying, he's transitioning into something. Okay, but let's go back to apropos and nothing. I never asked you this. Is your name, what? Is your name Robert Lee? Are you named after the general or is your name just Bobby? His name is Robert. No, don't answer that. He fuck you, man.

Maybe. Yeah, yeah, he fuck you, man. I thought we were on the same frequency. Alien frequency, but I don't know, man. You have fish frequency right now, dude. You're the one from the tribe down south. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, you know, Robert and Bobby's.

Yeah, it's Robert. It's Robert Younglee is my name. Okay. I'm not going to give you my Social Security, though, okay? Put it up on the screen right here. 464, 26, 19, 18. Yeah, yeah. Why'd you ask?

Because Bobby is short for Robert, right? Yeah. So is your, is it? Do black people do that where we have like 10 names for one name? Do you ever do that? Yeah, I call you Tino. No, but I'm saying, no, no, that's, no, that I love. That's the type of shit I fucking love.

No, I'm saying white people will be like William is also Bill. Like Richard is Dick. Sometimes William is Dick is Bill. These are all, black people don't do that, right? Yeah. Like Bob is Robert is also Richard is Rick Richard Dick William

Richie Bill They're all kind of this There's for some reason They all get like mesh Black people don't do that That's why your names are so complex It's you were doc Yeah

On your birth certificate It just says DOC No that's not his birth name No that's not my birth name What's your birth name? William You knew that How do you know that?

I didn't know that I got the same name as Bill Burr Yeah Some people call me Bill Some people call me Will I can call you Bill I can call me what the fuck you want

call me. You know, it's people who call me that. Like, if I go to certain white people, Tito. And then they'd be like, hey, Bill, come through. I'm like, all right. I just call him Bill. I have. I've never called you Bill ever. Well, why would you? Yeah, but you don't know. You didn't even fucking know that was his name. So you just would call him a name you don't even know? Doc. That's the name that you're for, yes, that's how you know. I was conditioned with Doc. Right. Right. It's a conditioning system. You know, my life. You did that. You know, my life. You know, family call him. me? What is he called? My Uncle Pete. He calls me Willie Boy. Willie Boy. What's you doing? Hey, Willie Boy. If I called you Willie Boy? No, no, no, no, no. That's not going to work the same. I don't think you can call a black dude Willie Boy. In public. If I get his permission, I could. I don't think it's going to go over well publicly. He's Korean. He's Korean. Yeah, you and a group outside and we go, hey, Willie Boy, get over here. I don't know if that's going to work. If it was your mom, everybody, what the fuck? This guy. He's goddamn Karen out here.

So I'll do apapod and nothings too. Apropos to nothing What's your shoe size? Eight. Eight. We know that. Great. Judd apropos to nothing. We know.

Yeah, yeah. No, but that's what's interesting about like the, the, your name is what white guys do with white names. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's what white guys do with white names. But I see that more often not, black dudes don't have five variations of the same name.

No, we get. nicknames you get nicknames based on you whatever your physical disability correct what do you mean what i mean if i was growing up in your neighborhood right and i had three toes missing what would be my no no no no they'd be like tipto come on up in the okay i just had two nubs and i walk in a what's up willie willie boy what's up right what would you call me no if you had two nubs yeah yeah yeah no arms yeah no arms oh shit there's a comedian on social media called trainups. And that's what to say.

Yeah, let's look up trainups. Yeah, let's look up trainups, dude. Shout out to trainups. Yeah, what's up, train up? Damn, damn. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that.

He got some funny. Yeah, okay. So that's true funny. That's so funny. Rock paper, scissors. Yeah, yeah. He wins every. Well, I follow him on the gram.

That's my dog. I like the laugh. That's fun. That's incredible. Wow. So now because we're so progressive, Are the bathrooms now signs going to say Please wash your nubs before you go back to work

Instead of having hands Well look at that, go back to that one Go back to the first clip of that He doesn't even need the barbell His arms are the belt He's out there Getting them shoulder strong right there I'm talking about

How did he lose He was born with no nubs I mean with the nubs? I didn't even dive into it Okay I got to follow a lot of people with their handicaps I just be like Give us some other stuff

please. Why, why, though? Shout out to Traynabs, by the way. Because they inspire me and shit. Oh, yeah, and it keeps me a check. As soon as I started complaining, then I'm going through my feet, I'm like, God, man, you mother, okay, let me get my shit.

It makes you appreciative for your blessing. Yeah, it's like my boy, Luis, you know, Luis, remember Luis, the comedian and Puerto Rican comedian in the wheelchair? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I always put them on my Instagram, because I like my little brother. But I like to be around him

because he checks me. anything I try to say, if I go to, like, complain, he'd just be looking at me like, you little bitch. Why? That shit feels good. Because he's saying, look at how good you have it. Yeah. If he's just like, man, I can't blank, blank, blank,

Luis is like, yeah, I can't get in most bills. I can't say shit. Yeah. You remember fantasy or Carlos, my cousin, I bought? He has MD. No, MD. He's a doctor? No, no.

He wished. Cure himself. I don't have any friends that have that. Does that make me a bad person? Yes. No. You don't have any handicapped friends? Yes, you do.

Who? Come back to you. Yourself? No, not with my back. He is his closest friend to be fair. You don't have anybody you know? Can we go back to the joke? I would have dressed the jail, right?

What the fuck do you mean, dude? I mean, you think I'm handicapped? Well, he's saying you're, you're high functioning. I'm a hard to, oh, I see what. Right. No, you're not handy. Are you, are you, are you, are you, are you spectrum a little bit, nothing like that? On the way.

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Are you on the edge? You know what you? Yeah, I'm not. I went to a doctor. Oh, you did. My therapist says you're not, my psychiatrist says you're not. I took the tests.

So proud of you, Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't. But people think that I am Spectrum. But you lied on the test when we took it. Oh, yeah. You lied. We had it on camera.

We took an autism test. He lied the whole time. No, I didn't. That was the gay test. Oh, the gay test, you lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't the autism test. Do you have autism?

No. Whatever. Okay, all right. Okay. The way he answered, it was like something he didn't need. He was like, no, I don't need that. I don't need that. I don't need that at all.

But who knows? We're not psychiatrists. Why do we know? Or we're autistic. Yeah. And they're not. I think that, I mean, I think you have things that I'm not a psychiatrist, but I think you have them. Autism?

No, something else. You remember the movie with a... I don't want to say it. You say it. I think you're bipolar. Oh, 100%. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I think you're bipolar.

A hundred percent. Remember Robert De Niro? I know Robert De Niro. Anger management a little bit. There's no way I'm not bipolar. There's 100% you are. You think you are? A hundred.

Oh, my God, dude. Do you find yourself in the bottom of the, like at the rock bottom? When I can tell that he's down, I step away, because it's sad. Well, I have clinical depression. I've spoken very openly about that. I mean, I've been diagnosed with depression. But I mean, that's when I'm very low. But extreme emotional highs, mania or hypomania lows depression.

Yeah. I absolutely have mania swings. I used to be like that. Oh, dude, yeah. I have it bad. But I'm definitely not going to take anything for it. Let's ride the lightning, dude. I'll see you when it's over.

That's what happened to me. I just don't want to take pills to like level me to a place where. Willie boy to speak. Go ahead. It hurts to hear it. I heard a little bit. No, why? Willie, Billy.

Willie, William. Do you know like the history of... It was a joke. William. No, no, Willie Boy's cool. Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Willie Boy's cool.

I'm trying to. We're all good. I was about to do a... But this depends on what's your heart. What? I love you. Calling a black person, boy, is offensive. It has tripped some of their dignity and adult.

Holy man. Black whole son. Yeah. Black hole son. You're your T-shirt. I know. What? So what are you going to say?

What were you saying? What were you saying? Oh, I was going to say, you were clinically depressed, went through clinical depression. I did too. My mom sent me to a psychiatrist. When? It was right, maybe the first year I moved out here or the second year.

Why? Wait, why won't you take medication? Because at that time, I just didn't trust this person who I just didn't know. You know, the one thing about meeting somebody and they say in there qualified, when you go to them as an individual who's suffering, you're like, you don't know me. So there's a defense mechanism to happen. So in order for you to be open to that, you have to be willing to say,

either they have to put you in a jacket and make you take it or you have to be comfortable with who you're dealing with. And so for me, I was like talking to this person and I'm like, I didn't deal with the streets and did shit on the streets that I can't even talk to you about. You telling me medicine? It was just like one of those things where I was like,

nah, I'll figure it out. And plus side effects, you know, it bothers. That's a big, big issue with people. Well, with Lexapro, right, I can get erect, but I can't climax. You know, and but it took two years with my psychiatrist knowing me, talking to him every week, and he's like, I think we should try it.

Lexapro. Because it was too many days of just being, you know, I don't know what joy, I didn't know what joy was because of the ruminating thoughts, constant ruminating thoughts about the past or, you know what I mean? And constantly, and it was just, I've always been in low level depression my whole life and then what happened was I took it

yeah I can't come that's the most makes me a little more sad I can't come right but I don't have those ruminating thoughts anymore that's good you trade so I'd say either come or be depressed I would rather be depressed interesting no I mean what are the options I mean if I'm if I mean

you can get a wrap keep it real I'd rather be the, damn, because I was depressed and still jacking off. So that's what I'm trying to say. Like, I was still watching porn. Yeah, yeah. Well, that didn't help.

That didn't help. That probably pushed you deeper into the depression. Well, yeah, probably did. But I think for me, I had others. I was surrounded by more positive people, such as my mom. And I wasn't afraid to. So a lot of times. I give you two options.

And you're just really just either come or be happier. Be happier. Okay, good. I think some people that work, some people that doesn't work, I didn't like taking it. I tried it and I did not enjoy the way I felt. I felt super, because I had depersonalization syndrome. You know what that is?

It's terrible. For people that have lived through that, you want to talk about insane. It really felt like I was looking at my, well, if you've ever done psychedelics, Alex. Occasionally you feel kind of like you're like looking at the machine. You're like staring at like, what is this thing carrying me through time and space? But it's not fun or interesting. It's sad and weird. It makes you feel like you're detached from your surroundings. You physically feel like I would get sick. If I went somewhere, like I would go to class sometimes and I would get to the class. I'd fight through all these feelings. I'd get there and then I'd get right back on my skateboard and go right back home because I just couldn't do it. I felt like it was like, I wasn't me and I was in a body. Yeah, you feel like you're just floating.

Yeah, you feel like you're floating. It's awful. Yeah, it's a bad, but that I will say, people that have lived through that, it's not fucking fun. It feels weird. And then when I cracked, when I leveled out or whatever, I don't know what they call it, not medical. Best feeling in the world.

I remember when it happened because I was leaving my buddy's condo that I was staying in. And on the floor of the front door, there was a mosaic tile. It was like a sunrise art piece that someone had made. And I've never noticed it in the two years I lived there.

I never knew there was a fucking type of picture on the floor. And I was leaving and I saw it when I opened the door and something was changing in me. Like I felt like myself. In the moment. Myself.

You got in the, you observed something. It was wild. Yeah. Well, that's what basically my mother told me too. she said why are you laughing

you bring up your mom a lot she loves her I know I love my mom too go ahead I'm not laughing at you at the hip with her that's actually but we'll talk about that now the time

but anyway my mom's told me she said because I had that moment of clarity like you had after so long yeah and then when it started happening

and she saw it she said had you just stuck with the therapist you would have been at that So there is. You would have got there faster. Yeah, we'd have got there faster.

But who cares? I think it's all part of the thing. Yeah, yeah. And that's the beauty of understanding yourself and knowing where you are. But in that moment, that's the hardest thing. I don't really know. Because even when we talk about Lexa Pro, we see what happened because Brody Stevens talked about Lexopro. So that's the other side.

So it's just you never know how it's going to affect you, but you just do your best. You don't know how it's going to affect you. Yeah. People change medication. What was your buildup to that, to that moment? Do you remember what was the... Why did all that happen? Well, what was the...

I had a bunch of... I had a bunch of... Not the bad part, the part where you pulled out because that's what the fans would really want to hear. Oh, when I crack... How do you know what our fans want to hear? I don't know. It sounds like he does.

Because they always... They hit me up all the time. Okay. You're like, I like... Or when I'm watching the stuff that they say, they're like, yeah, yeah, I love this type of car. They like stuff like that. Okay.

What pulled me out was... I mean, I hate to say, it's kind of like time. Time helped me a lot. And I slowly started to, what's the best way to compare this to? It's like, this is a very weak comparison, but I can't find that. I can't articulate. No. You never skied?

Ever. Good laugh, Bobby. Ever? Ever? It was the most preposterous way to look at somebody like, fuck doc, you've been, come on. It's possible. Do black people ski? They do.

They do. I've seen them. Some of them, yeah. Yeah. They look like penguins. So funny. I'm going to be honest, Ricky. I don't personally, I don't know, no body, black that said.

Black skis. Yeah. Let's get these skis, go and hit these slopes right quick. So you're going to relate to this. Two percent of black American ski. Yeah, exactly. All right. So, you know, that's why I laughed.

You know what it feels like? It feels like... Not racism. It feels like once you get over... Once you've tried something over and over and over... Okay, here. You know in a video game, you know in a video game

when you can't beat the boss? And you keep doing it and you try different ways to beat the boss and when you're a kid and you're trying to figure it out, and it kind of everything lines up. And it is if you're like, I could have easily beat the ball.

How did I not... How did I not know how to do that? Elden Ring. Exactly. It's the same thing when they say... It's like Elden Ring. That's what it feels like. Eldon ring.

is the hardest game ever made. And once you beat it. And it takes a month just to kill one boss. What are you doing? What's the name of that again? Eldon Ring. The fuck is that? It's a video game.

Eldon Ring? Yeah, yeah. And it's the guy that did Game of Thrones. What's his name? Peter Jackson? Not a Peter Jackson. So this game was once popular amongst... It's still popular.

What about you guys? You guys heard of it? Yeah, it's a movie coming, though. Yeah, yeah, there's a movie coming. How long ago did this come on? It's, I don't know, three or four years ago, but it's an open world game. Every time you meet a fucking boss,

it takes weeks you die over and over and over and over again. But there's something about the game is when you fucking actually beat one, the fire giant is the worst. That took me two weeks. Look up the fire giant. This comparison was good. That is what it feels like.

That's exactly what it feels like. Once you crack through, you feel free. This thing right here, dude, this guy right here dude that's Blanca from street fire No it's not Blanca No it's not Look at the size of that guy

Look at the size And look at how little your character is And he has a mouth on his body Dude he touches you You die Yeah well he has fire in his hand Yeah yeah Any of that touches you you die

You know I think you get the same Like feeling and excitement When you be Bowser Oh yeah That's where my wife Yeah yeah yeah I guess Bowser Yeah that's a good reference to

No that is true That is exactly where my mind went That motherfucker when he was throwing a fireball is that, oh. Look up Bowser. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think my fire giant is a little scarier, but.

There's baby. Yeah. Here's another thing I discovered is, is that your body just instinctually tells you to stop. So like when I quit smoking, it's, it's, it's, it's stop. You know what I mean? This new thing, this new sardine kick. I know you're not laughing at me. And you keep bringing up these sorrows.

I know, I know. And this whole health thing and the fasting and stuff. You influence me on the fasting. No. Okay. Because when I got my colonoscopy, I had to fast that, you know, the day before. Yeah. Right?

And I showed up. And I felt better that night. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because. And when I eat processed foods like hamburgers or whatever I might be, it makes me feel like shit. Yeah. And so I think I'm in a new era.

Because my body is telling me to do this shit. Yeah. I'm being real. I know you're... I think you're mocking me and I think you're mocking me. I think they're mocking me and I think they think it's a phase? How? I just said, yeah.

If you can... Wait, well, first of all, first of all... If you can do it. I'm not mocking you, but it is a phase. These two things can be true. Okay. You will 100% knock stick to it, but I'm not mocking you. I'm supportive.

Do you remember in Australia when you were like, wait to you see how fucking jacked I get? And then you wanted to bet me you were going to get jacked? Then you were like, I'm going to be in the gym. Remember that? Yeah, and I went to Planet Fitness and they wouldn't accept my fucking membership. And then you started doing a thousand pull-ups. A thousand. How many days did that last?

B-Doc. Yeah. Don't listen to them. Yeah. Keep going. Yeah, I know. I know. Willie.

They're trying to deter you from fucking success. I know. I know. What would Tray Nubb say? What? I'm going to get a break. That says W-W-W-T. Tray-Nob.

We tell them to get more Dorito. Don't listen to Tray-Reed out. I love Trump. I believe in you and I want you to be healthy. I've encouraged you to be healthy our entire friendship. I'm just saying you do great, you have big phases. Have you fasted? No, no, no, no.

Oh, God. No, I'm not. Oh, Lord, I'll have mercy. Just try. Bro, I'm telling you. I don't want it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you can discipline yourself, though, and get into the 48 and then in the 72, and you get, once you get that.

Enlightenment. It's like a lightheaded feeling people say, but for me, it's like a, or like you float, it's the one most beautiful feeling. Here's the problem. It's like a bottle of pino. Yeah. Yeah. So yesterday I wanted to do a 48. Thank you, Dino.

But I knew I had a pod today. So I don't know if I was doing a 48 that I could have potted. What, if you did 24, you still is like really close into that. Well, it's halfway. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, literally. But 24 is hard. It's fucking hard, dude.

Yeah. The first eight hours, it's fine. But then it's like, you know what I mean? I had a fucking Mendocino Farms, untouched. chicken Parmesan sandwich in the fridge. Sounds so good. Right?

And it was like talking. Hey, how you doing, baby? I'm in the end. I was like, shut the fuck up. Pick one bite, who cares? No one's gonna know. It's fine, man. Been fucking ten hours.

Take a nibble. Yeah, yeah. And I did not do it. Good for you. Yeah, yeah. I did not do it. But at midnight, that was the 24-hour mark,

I ate the sardians. Good. Yeah. Anyway, I'm still fasting. I'm still doing it. Oh, what day are you on? I haven't done it today, but I did it this week. So it's like...

How many days are you doing it? I'm addicted to the high, the feeling of it. It's just this feeling. I'm telling you, team. How many days are you doing it? Two days? I do two days, yeah. And just water, lemon, salt.

Water and lemon water, that's it. That's it. No salt. No salt. Wow. Yeah, I don't want to do it. It's a small amount of electrolytes, but it's just, I just like it for just the citrus.

Well, I'm going to, I've never done a two day. I need two days off. And when I have that two days off, do. Do. What the fuck what that? Do. Do 168?

What's a 16 8? That's eight hours eating and 16 without two days. Do them to back back and see how you feel. Okay. What you're doing, you're trying to jump straight into 24, 48, which is actually fucking pretty pretty good for you to do the 24. Yeah, yeah. A proud of applause for Bob Lee.

It's so hard. And everything. You're not going to clap? Try it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You do it.

I'll do it. I'll clap if you do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll get to 48 before you will. Oh, okay. We got to be together. If it's a competition,

you got to be doing it together. We have to do it together. We have to do it together together. And I'm going to have. You know what's going to happen? Dude, that's good. We do it together in a house. And how about this?

Yeah. And then food is getting delivered the entire time. Do a challenge? Yeah. Us three should do it at the same time. People just people coming and going eating at the house. No, we do an air, we get an Airbnb. He doesn't need to be, because he can be there, but he can do it.

He's a lying Willie. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. You're a lying Willie dude and I don't know, dude. So that's your new name right now. I don't even know, right? So what I need to do is I need to get an Airbnb somewhere in like fucking, you know, Joshua Tree. I don't want to go out that far.

All right, we'll go to where. We'll just stay. Victorville. We'll stay here. All right, we'll stay here. No, but we have to be, get an Airbnb. live together for three, two days. Why would we order food?

No, he's making it an extra challenge. No, I'm saying people. For me, it's nothing. Yeah, for him, it's not a problem. For you and I, it's a problem. Yeah, so we get Arctic, I get my own water though. No, no, no, no. Yeah, I want Arctic water.

Tap water. No, not tap water. I get Arctic water. I need my, tap. I need my Celtic Sea, salt. You do, you do drink tap. I drink it all the time. Do you ever go to a restaurant and get water?

No, I don't. I get a bottle. Yeah, I'm mostly there. Yeah, that's tap. But bottle is tap. I ask them sometimes. A lot of bottles are equivalent to tap, by the way. That's why I said Arctic.

Yeah, you want fancy. No, I look at the best water in the market with less of all the... Where brand you get? So that Mountain View... You think that's the rest of brand right there? I like Mountain Valley. I love this water.

I haven't drank any of this. This is my favorite. You got some... What is that? But actually, if you look at the rating on it, it's not the high. But anyway... It is pretty good.

We did. We looked it up. It's pretty good. It's one of the highest? I'll go, it's good water, then. Interesting. But can we do two days of fasting? Yeah, we could.

I don't think this is going to happen. I think Doc and I'll, I think you'll give up. I'll 100% beat you. The sheer competitiveness in my body will make me beat you. No, we'll just do 48 and then. Oh, no, I'm going to go as far. I'll die. Just to beat you, I'll die.

I'll just die. I got to see this because I don't believe. Dead friends. I don't believe him. He's born. What? I don't believe him. I don't believe him.

either. I don't believe you lying, Willie. You don't think I'll do it. No. No. That's insane. Yeah, I don't think you would do it either. 48? I did 24 on my own. I'm not saying you can't. I can. I will. Do you do 24 tomorrow? Okay. I have to fast tomorrow

morning anyway. Oh, you're weaning them on. He said he can just do it on the first take. I can. When's your last meal? What was your last meal today? Today? Earlier at like 11.30. 11.30? I haven't eaten since then. Do you believe them?

You could call my fucking family. I mean, what do you? Okay. We ate together at 1130 and then I haven't had anything in my body. Well, if that's the case, I had eggs and spinach at 8 in the morning. I haven't ate. Yeah. Yeah, I had a can of sardines in the morning.

But I already fasted yesterday. So it's like, should I do it again? Well, yeah, we were going to two, this is the second day. So remember what we was just talking about discussing? I could do it because tomorrow morning. I can't have any, I have to go get blood drawn and I can't be, you can't have anything. All right, so don't eat until tomorrow at 1130. Okay.

Tonight. Sure. What time you're going to get blood drawn? 7.30? That's the, I don't trust him. I don't trust you. I don't trust anybody in this room. We have to be in the same house for today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get the nicest Airbnb in town. I don't want this, uh, yeah, me either. I'm going to set it up. I can tell you. I can trust myself. Because if I go home tonight. What's is, let me the two dates.

Give me two dates. Give me two dates that he's not traveling. Okay. so that I can myself get the nicest Airbnb in Studio City. Can we record it? Yeah, we'll record it, right? And we're going to do two days of fasting. Okay.

I'm in. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So the two days of fasting, are we going to go straight? No water and food too? No, no, no, no, we got to get water. You have to have water. Yeah, you have to have water. I know, but that's foolish.

That's dying. That's bad for you. That's what I say, but people do it. Okay. Yeah, people do it. Right. And there's no side effects to it. We don't need that.

Water's good for you. I want my salt. And it's going to flush you out. It's good. The water's good. Yeah, it's going to be the two worst days of our lives. Because it's kind of hard after coming up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's torture. The bad fast. We're going to do it. Yeah, we'll do it. Okay. And the fans, you want to join with us. When we do it, join with us, and we all going to have that enlightenment together. Two days.

It's going to be tough. Yeah, it's going to be tough. Can you do three? I don't think I can do three. Once we get to two, we might be able to just go to three. Now, here's the other stipulation. Are we sleeping in the same room? No.

No. We gotta keep an eye on each other. I don't know what you're up to. I don't think we need. The way that this guy orders food through his phone, he's got a little secret people. No, we'll be there. Will, gonna be the guardians.

You're a rat. You're a rat. Carlos is a rat, too. You should. I won't be eating either. I'll just be fasting now. Carlos, always fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

For years. I've seen Carlos not eat for a couple days. Carlos also will, him and have side hustles, and he'll do things for me that you won't even be aware of. That's my point. That's why I don't try. He can't be there. No.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he'll get you stuff. Carlos, you went fasting before? Yeah, yeah. I've been having smoothies and avocado toast for a year. That's not fasting. Playboy, what does he say? Yeah, yeah, Playboy.

He's a long time without eating. He doesn't, I'll be honest with, when we're on the road, we'll go to a steakhouse, he'll just get a chicken Caesar salad. No chicken. It's not fast. No chicken. But then he also won't even finish it. He'll get like he'll take five bites and stop.

But I had a quarter pounder before I came here. This is another thing I want to talk to about. The fasting outside of that they have, but I'm talking straight, no food. Yeah, no food. Just watch. Yeah, exactly. The amount of McDonald's human eating is alarming. Oh, it's a treat for myself before bad friends, so I don't like.

But that's like three days a week. You have trauma responses to this place. What do you mean? Like, you feel like when I walked in the door, it was almost like you reacted like it was a trauma response. Yeah, because you showed up so early. I've never seen that my life. Yeah, we've never seen that. That was wild.

Do you get a happy meal? How does this make? What are you doing? No, so I don't need the fries or drink or the toy, obviously. Yeah. You need the toy. Wait, you got a double quarter pounder? No, I got a quarter pounder.

Just one patty. No cheese? No cheese. No fries. No fries. And then four nuggets on the side. The nuggets? Yeah, I like that's so bad. That's not even nuggets.

There's no chicken in there. I don't care, man. I'm a human in America. See, that's why why, if you want to just do Chick-filet, those that's real chicken. It's about convenience off the freeway. Oh my God. Oh, you like Chick-fil-A, don't you? Yeah, we love it.

The spices. The spices, this is. When I bit into my first Chick-fil-A sandwich. Tell us this experience. Man, I was like- Yeah, detail it. It just was just like a mesmerizing experience. When I've been into that fucking-

Well, let's go to the ordering process. I was like. Hello, next. Order it. Doc. The fucking you. Oh, God, God, God, God, God, God. No, that was you said, my bad.

My bad, my bad. Jesus Christ, Doc. My bad, it was that delicious. Yeah, I stay away from there now. I know you do because you tongue it. And the chicken doesn't like it. When's last time you had fast food? Last time I had a fast food, I had in and all.

When? About two, three days ago. Oh, what the fuck? You can still do that every once in a while. Yeah. Yeah. What do you get there? I just get the same number one.

Every time. Double, double. With extra tomatoes and no onions and chilies on the side. Arriva los chivas. Okay. Let's get it. Wait a minute. Do you get extra tomato?

Yeah. That is a wild order. No onion? Onion is key. Man. Wait, but extra tomato, so it just makes it sloshier, sloppier? It's not sloppier. No, they got fresh.

You got it? I don't mess with in and out. You don't? Yeah. I can't. The single burger, the number two. Yeah. shit on myself every time.

But if I get the number one, I don't know what it is about the single. I get that number two. It's not enough ground beef on there or something. Oh, okay. I do a three by three. You shit on yourself? Yeah, it's like you give me diarrhea.

I don't know what the fuck. Every time, I'm just holding on the throne. Oh, God. And no fries? Yeah, I get the fries. But they, in and I'll make you mad with the fries. You just got to ask for them extra crispy. I hate that.

That's what I hate. You gotta just ask for it. He doesn't like extra crispy. Oh, no, see, I feel like they're always undercooked in and out. That's what everyone feels. Really? Always. I mean, that's like part of their thing.

The last couple times they've been crispy and I'm being mad as fuck. Well, give me your order. Come over to the house. Okay, dude. Yeah. Yeah. It's the main one that make them crispy if you want is the one right there that I go to off of Van Nuys. Over there, been Sherman.

Okay. You go to that one? We don't go to Sherman. Yeah, we don't go to Sherman. Yeah. We're not allowed over there. Boojie. All right, send us off, Doc.

Say, say, bye. to them. Bye and we'll see you and fucking... Thank you for being a bad friend. A little rusty. A little bit. Hey, thank you for being a bad friend. Love you. Wait, do this one more time. Say it again and I'm going to mouth it and make me do it. Ready, one, two, three. Thank you for being the bad friends.