Bad Friends - Don't Bring a White Girl

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

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You two are bad friends! Who are these two idiots? Woo-hoo! What dude? I'm an Asian dude. Woo-hoo! You two are disgusting. Woo-hoo!

Are you two or something? We're bad friends. Oh what a night, Rating May about the 31st, I put together a show of hers, And hymns from Asia, what a night. I'm gonna get the lyrics oh what oh what night lyrics oh what a night oh what a night.

Oh, what a night, late December, 1945. Look in the sky and what a night. It was so unbelievably bright. Was it 45? I don't know. 45? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about similar time too, from the German's perspective. Yeah, that would have been a terrible night, actually. What?

Just you're out, you're like, you know, me picking rice. I don't know how they do it. It helps you look in the sky. I know. What a dreadful. It doesn't even make a noise, does it? Dude, have you seen the rehearsal with Nathan Fielder? He learned to fly a commercial plane.

It's like one of the craziest things I think I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah, I think I saw him in a news interview saying that. But he really did. Wow. Like I thought I was a bit, and then I was like, is this a bit inside of a bit? Because he's very layered. He digs down as deep as he can go. He literally did. Wow. Like I thought I was a bit, and then I was like, is this a bit inside of a bit? Cause he's very layered.

He digs down as deep as he can go. He literally flies. He looks like one. A 737, he does look like a pilot. Yeah, yeah. Does he land it so it sucks? Obviously. Smooth, dude.

Really? He does a great job, but he had tons of hours of training. He did all the training. Wow. So he flies a, he has a commercial airline pilot's license. You need to watch it, man. That's incredible, I wanna watch it. The guy's absolutely brilliant. Oh, he's so, I wanna watch it. The guy's absolutely brilliant.

Oh, he's so, he's top level. I know, can you imagine the difference between guys like him and us? It's unbelievable. Yeah, he's at the top of it. Like I met another one of our- Do you think we're bottom dwellers? We're, yeah, we're, what are the fish at the bottom?

Carp, what are the bullheads? Whatever feeds on dirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's us, dirt, dust, and grime. No, we're like- That's us. Yeah, we, yeah. That's us, dirt, dust and grime. No, we're like- That's us. Yeah, we are that. Yeah. Yeah.

That's you for sure. That's me. That's for you for sure. That's absolutely me. Yeah. And go with the- What am I? I'm the black one. That's you, that's you.

That's me? I'm not even the black one? You're an angler fish. Oh yeah, where am I? There you are. That's me, dude. Yeah, yeah, for sure. That is one of the ugliest fish

I've ever seen in my entire life. I know, I know. It's unbelievable. Would you eat it? Would you eat it? Would you eat it? It depends on how hungry I am. See, this is the thing about food. Food has to look good for me too.

If I was a chef, I would slice that up, dude. I bet you can make it look nice. I would chop the nose off. I did the ice house last night and I went back to back with Arsenio. And I'm telling you, man, still to this day, Arsenio Hall is a joke writing machine, a cultural icon, still up on his game.

He's on his A game. Not just A game, he's oh so kind. He's the sweetest guy, man. Yeah, yeah. He's so not, anybody's genuine. It's not his generation, like right above you, his generation has a lot of, well, he is- He's three generations before me.

No, what do you mean? He's one class above you. You're 53, he's 68. What class are you then? Two below you, pal. No, you're one below me. Two. There's no way.

Yeah, there's people in between you and I. You're 40. I'm 41, you're 53. Right, so that's the same difference between me and Arsenio. You're not listening. There were less comics back then, though classes were smaller.

The people that made it back then. Are you reminding me? That was the boom of comedy. Everyone's nodding at me. There's way more comics now today than there was when you were- I was around back then. There was triple the amount. Not- And then the comedy death.

Successful comedians, there's way more now than there's ever been. Oh my God, this is the most insane thing I've ever heard. There's way more comics selling tickets now on the road than there was when your generation. You had like 10 guys selling tickets. There's way more comics selling tickets now on the road than there was when your generation. You had like 10 guys selling tickets. There's like 30 people selling tickets now. Like real tickets.

Eddie Murphy selling tickets. Go on. Martin Lawrence selling tickets. Okay. Jerry Seinfeld selling tickets. Who's that? Okay. Carlin, I mean the list goes on.

I'm telling you. Cosby. There's gotta be more comics now than ever. Cause the internet, there's guys that we don't even know that sell out theaters that we're not even aware of. Because comedy is just so broad now. I would hate to be Bill Cosby's assistant. I mean, imagine the errands.

Go get it. Okay. It's like, here's that medicine that you did. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Why so much, Bill? A lot. Did you see Rick at your base got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and he goes, I'm here next to so many legends, Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby.

It was great, dude. It was great. It was a great speech. Really? He's the man. He just did the Hollywood bowl. He sold more tickets. I'm sorry, not more tickets.

He had the highest grossing sale at the Hollywood bowl because his ticket prices are set differently, but he had the highest grossing sale at the Hollywood Bowl because his ticket prices are set differently, but he had the highest grossing Hollywood Bowl sell. Wow. Isn't that crazy? This is crazy. He's so funny though. So famous, so funny.

I love all the specials. I know, I begged him to be on this show. And I think I wrote him a DM one time and I said, would you come on Bad Friends? I'd love to have you on the podcast. And he just wrote, I'm all right, mate. And I was like, great, that's good. Did he really respond?

Yeah, he did, yeah. You know him? No, he knows us. Yeah, yeah. He knows we know him, we love him. He likes us. Right. Here, I'll try to find it.

Oh my God. I try to find it. I hate rejection. Oh, right, he just wrote cheers. Oh, cheers, that's good. No, it's nice. Cheers is yes. No, I don't think so.

Yeah, cheers. You know what cheers is? Cheers is the. No, I don't think so. Yeah, cheers. You know what cheers is? Cheers is the British thumbs up to a text. When you just get like a thumbs up, it's like saying, yeah, sure, whatever. No, Liverpool won, cheers. Cheers, cheers mate. Yeah, but Liverpool won cheers.

That's a different cheers. That's a yes, but otherwise like this, say have a good day to me, go. Let me give you something else. I stubbed my toe. Nah, cheers. Okay. It stubbed my toe. Yeah, cheers. It's applicable for everything. Right. It's kind of like our what's up? This Jamba Juice line is too long. Oh yeah, cheers. I see. Because you could be

annoyed. I understand it. Are you getting geared up and excited for London and Dublin? I'm actually so excited to go over there. Yeah. Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers. Yeah, yeah. So on this show, what we do is we banter about stuff and what I do is I find ways to like lead us down new conversation paths. It's so funny what you're doing right now because a lot of times you don't agree.

Last episode you didn't agree. You negated it. So I just negated you. And don't ever talk to me like that son. I'll talk to you how't agree. Last episode you didn't agree. You negated it. So I just negated you. And don't ever talk to me like that son. I'll talk to you how I want. You're one generation below me. Two. No, dude.

Listen old man. I'm two below you pal. You look older than me. Okay, let me just say this, okay? If no one knew who we were and we lined us up, right? And go how old are these guys? We'd be the same age. That's not true.

And that's the sad part. I mean, they do that to be nice to you because you're portly. They do that to portly guys to be nice. Anytime you see a portly guy, you're like, you look young. Okay, I'm not portly anymore. It stays with you.

Do I still look portly? What Carlos, what? You look great. I look portly, be honest. You're like, you're 70% there. You're skinny fat. You're skinny fat. Because your body is skinnier, but they're still fat.

I know. It's the level of health. I looked in my mirror today, oh no. Just gotta change your diet. Stop eating trash, I know you're eating trash. What'd you have for breakfast? Nothing, that's not trash. That's not good.

That's not bad either, nothing. All right, what'd you have for lunch? I didn't eat anything yet. Okay, this is bad. Yeah. And by the way, there's gotta be something else. It's not intermittent fasting. You're intermittent.

I woke up at three. What can you eat from three to four? I raced over here. I had to do things and then come over here. What did you have to do? I had to look at my body in the mirror. I go, oh my God, I'm portly. You're not portly Yeah, you actually look better than you've ever looked. I'm shocked. What the what would you say that even out loud?

I'll be all paranoid on a comedy show. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know what? I'm tired of you'd lecturing about comedy, dude Okay, say that again. Why don't you why don't you lecture me about just say it? Yeah, you're excited about London Start there, man. I'm so excited to go to London and have London. Me too. Oh my God, cheers. My God. What are we gonna do? We gonna get some fucking crumpets?

Yeah, we'll get some crumpets. Yeah, yeah. I watched a clip the other day. You know what, I would see a Nutcracker. Are there Nutcrackers out there? Oh, they got them. Okay, good. I watched a clip of a bunch of,

what I assume to be female footballers, and they were asking them what their favorite biscuits are. Now biscuits here, different story. Biscuits there are cookies, right? Yeah. This is interesting. Look this up.

Look it up. I don't know, it's a team. It was like a TikTok, but they're like about to go on a bus. But my point is, look this, they all said the same thing. They all said chocolate digestives. That's the name of a cookie. Oh, you have had those. But they're so good, right?

The name digestive is so off putting. Have you noticed that it does digest better? It does, it goes right in and out. Chocolate digestives, milk chocolate. It's a weird name. Everything about this place is goofy. Look at that, 266 grams of chocolate digestives. Yeah, wow.

Be normal, look at the name of the company. McVicTees. Yeah, yeah. All right, get some McVicTees there. These guys are cartoon characters. Right. Like they haven't caught up. Look at that though.

They are very good. I mean, you know my favorite. A candy anesthesia. A candy anesthesia. Yeah. Would you like a candy anesthesia? Yes, please. With a glass of warm copuloso.

Yeah. There it is. McVicTees Digestive Milk Chocolate Favorite Coating Waffles. Would you like a candy anesthesia? Yes please, with a glass of warm copuloso. Yeah? There it is. McVicty's Digestive Milk Chocolate Favorite Coating Waffles. I mean, it's insane. It's crazy, yeah. Since 1839. It's very Japanese actually. It is quite Japanese.

Right? It is, that is exactly what Japan, what are they called? Japan people do? All what the night. So what I'm gonna say to you is that let's start over. Start over. Don't be negative.

Yeah, I'll be positive. Yeah, yeah. Cause since we've been here, you've called me portly. Right? I did. Since we've been here. I take it back. You do?

Take it back. Okay. I just took it back. You say that I negate jokes. Careful with that word. Yeah, yeah. Why? So you saw MI. What? You see that I negate jokes? Mm, careful with that word. Yeah, yeah. My. So you saw MI.

What? You see Mission Impossible? No. Let's go see it together. Tonight. You wanna see it tonight? Yeah, I have tonight for you. But it's gotta be IMAX.

Let's IMAX it tonight. But there's only four IMAXs in LA. Let's go tonight. It's the only night I can do it because I go to Hawaii Wednesday. Let's do it. Okay. Okay, tonight.

I've heard it's- Dinner and IMAX. I heard it's not that good, tonight. I've heard it's- Dinner and- Dinner and IMAX. IMAX. I heard it's not that good. Yeah. I've heard a lot of different, oh, you didn't like it, you saw it?

I saw it, I think it's pretty good, but- Well, the first hour is flashbacks of the previous movies and I've seen every single one, so that'll be very nostalgic for me. I haven't missed one. It's some white girl that's never seen it before, like, what the fuck is going on? You know what I mean?

I mean, that's not as, you know what I mean? HT as, you know what I mean? Is that gonna be their promo is like, don't bring a white girl. Yeah, I did. Mission Impossible, don't bring a white girl. Yeah. I can't wait to see it because it's his last one.

I hate romantic movies. Anyway, I saw it last night because people on TikTok. You saw what last night? Taken. The original Taken? Yeah, I've never seen it before. Oh my God, it's such a good movie. I hated it.

What? That movie's so good. It's after you see all the equalizers and John Wick, and you go back to see Taken. Right. It's like, what is this bullshit? This is the problem. It doesn't make any sense. Well, because it's old, dude.

The movie came out such a long time ago. It's not gonna stand the test of time because there's so many better versions You go to Paris and all of a sudden there's a guy that like puts you into fucking human trafficking That's fucking that's never happened. I know but what that's happening right now all the time and Elliot I've had it twice at LA. Yeah, you've been kidnapped twice Yeah, I've come back every time though you have without a fucking father who is part of the CIA or whatever You know me I did? I did the math.

He will be back on my son. Yeah, I crawl through the mod. I will kill you. Right. Listen closely. If you have Bobby, I will find you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will kill you.

Dude, the Asian version of Taken would be so fucking funny. It's so funny, dude. But they would turn him in right away. Yeah. Can you imagine how quickly they, if he was ever captured, how quickly would they give him back? If I was in the story, if I was in the story

and my dad went to the brothel, I would have been like, I wanna stay. Leave me here. Leave me here. Leave me here. They have opium, right? And I'm fucking a lot, you know what I mean? Leave me here, papa.

I would stay there. So you're telling me that MI is not gonna be worth it to go see. No, it's worth it, it's worth it. It's his last movie in this vein. Yeah. What are we gonna do without Tom Cruise? I'm not even kidding, what are we gonna do?

He just did a movie with Ari on the Rato. What's his name? Alejandro Gonzales Inerrito. Did he do that? Don't ever do that again. Yeah, don't ever do that. That pissed me right off. That pissed me off. Number one, he already did that film,

That's in the Can, right? He's thinking about doing another Maverick. Yeah, I know, but this is something, MI is so special, there's something about it. It's like Bond, it's special. It is pretty special. The first one was so good. So unbelievably good.

Yeah. I've seen it maybe a thousand times. Me too. It's my go-to movie to be relaxed. What's that song? Oh, hot Betty, bandy band, oh. That's what you look like, Macon.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, back. Oh, black Betty, bonga bong, oh, black Betty. Yeah, look at that. That's you, Macon. Oh, what's going on here?

That looks like you doing an impression of me. That face he's making. But is that the look you're going for? I just like long hair. I mean, yeah, I like a 70s vibe. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I think that's what it is. Talking to the mic.

Why is the mic so low? I can't hear anybody today. You like a 70s vibe. What are you complaining about all the time? Have you seen them today? Everything, oh, this is it. You know what it is? I'm anxious.

Okay, let's talk about it. Well, I'm leaving tomorrow for two weeks and I'm like, I'm all, every time I gotta go, pack in the suitcase and my dog sits and she cries by the suitcase. No. She sits and she literally puts her head next to him and goes, oh no.

I hate it so much. I hate it so much. I hate suitcases. When I roll it out of the closet, immediately she goes, she takes a breath. Oh my God. She knows when you're gone.

Dude, it's awful. Not only does she know when I'm gone, this is something, and look, I know I'm being a dumb dog guy right now. Yeah. She has no idea when the fuck I'm coming back, right? Right. She has no clue. Right.

For some reason, the energy probably conveyed by my wife in the house or something, she will just sit by the front window that day and wait for me to come home. Oh my God. It's like she, I swear to God, it's so stupid. I know I'm being annoying, but it's one of those things where she won't do that any other day that I'm gone, but the day that I'm coming back, it's not like, how would she know? She will sit by the front window.

Wow. It's creepy. Their intuition is- You know what my dogs do when I'm leaving? What, shit all over the house? No will sit by the front window. Wow. It's creepy. Their intuition is- You know what my dogs do when I'm leaving? What, shit all over the house? No, they just go- Party. I go, I'm leaving. They go, they go.

Oh. Oh. Yeah, yeah, and they just, they walk away. They don't give a fuck. That's because you have too many foreigners coming and going in your home. I have three foreigners in my house now. Gotta get rid of those people.

Yeah, I know. Maybe it's the foreigners fucking them up. They are. They're manipulating them. I have seven animals, no one gives a shit. And when they come back, they're like, oh, you again. You, is this you? Is this your place?

I honestly believe my cat, Bojo, doesn't even know who I am. No way, Bojo loves you. No, every morning I go, good morning, Bojo. And he's like, where am I? Maybe he has Alzheimer's. No, he's always been like that. I've raised him since a kitten. Every morning he pretends like

What's going on? Do cats get dementia and Alzheimer's? Do they he's six years old it starts early. Oh Yes cats can develop a form of dementia called feline cognitive dysfunction similar to cognitive decline seen in humans above 52 to 53 years old Especially those that are Korean That doesn't say that. That says it right there. That doesn't say Korean, man. Wow, cats with dementia.

Dogs don't get it though, right? Please tell me dogs don't get it. Do dogs, they have to get it. I don't know. Yeah, dogs can get it. Canine cognitive dysfunction. Yeah. Com Max doesn't know, is it?

By the way, look at this. This is what all your animals do. Signs of dementia, not responding when called to, forgetting how's training. Yeah. Your dog's pissing, shitting. Yeah. Yeah, this is all, your lesson.

He peed on me. Do they have any play, do they have enthusiasm to play or no? No. By the way, getting stuck in corners is the saddest shit. That's the saddest thing. Seeing a dog stuck in a corner.

Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. Nobody puts puppy in a corner. Well, when cats are about to die, you know what they do? They disappear. Yeah, well, dude, that's like a nobility thing. They don't want you to see them die. Yeah.

That's kind of rad. It is not. Dogs are like, look at me, I'm dying, look at me. By the way, I saw a cat fight on a walk the other night. Two cats in the neighborhood. My neighbor has an outdoor cat, you know? He just roams around and comes and goes as he pleases. And I was walking and he was on the street over

and I was like, oh, what are you doing over here? And he like looked at me and then he slowly turned and I saw there was another cat underneath a car tire. I was like, oh, is this his fucking enemy, dude? And he was slowly creeping up to him and I was like, and I'm encouraging, I was like, get up. Cat fights are so fun to watch, dude. They beat the shit out of each other

because the paw can go up when the paw goes up and they start smacking each other in the fucking head. What is that dude? Coyote killing a cat. Oh my God! Carlos! See that Carlos! God damn it Carlos.

They're in my fucking backyard. I can hear them. You need to be careful though. I know I have a fence, but still. Yeah, you do. I gotta be careful. I hear them all. You know what I mean? Is that a coyote? Yeah, they do I gotta be I hear the monkey You know a coyote yeah

That's how they talk Boy, they should clear it what a shank they're not Asian coyote fuck you What's going on today, man? What is going? What's everything Asian today? Yeah, let's cut this out Yeah, I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of this shit sick of this shit. Yeah, but the thing is is that um Will you cry when your dog dies? Cut this out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of this shit. Sick of this shit. Yeah, but the thing is is that, will you cry when your dog dies? Come on. Why are we doing this? Who would you though?

It'll be the saddest day of my life. That's what you get when I get more. I know, but if I get more, then more of them die. I know, but the less you feel, no? I don't think so. I think so. You probably feel even more. I think so too.

Like we have, in our family, an extended family member, they had, they did it smart. They had the dogs have puppies. So when the older ones died, then the next one that had puppies. So they had, they still had the same like generation. They had like four generations of the same family. Oh my God.

I thought that was rad. That's rad. I was like, we should have done that, but we snipped her too early. I have a dog that's 17 Blind who crickets? Remi is 17. Yeah blind crooked spine. You know, I mean Good morning, Remy

Like crooked spine. Yeah crooked about to die at any second. I wanna ask you a real question. Do you take your dogs, and I know the answer, have you ever taken your dogs to the dentist? No, just. Never. Never. What do you mean? He doesn't go to the dentist himself.

Can I go first? You gotta go. Yeah, why? Because you can cause brain damage from not having your teeth. Bro, I have so many techniques at home. You have no idea. To cleaning your teeth?

Yeah, I don't want to reveal certain things, but. Reveal. Okay. Do you water pick? What? Do you water pick? So I'll tell you what happened. I have a toothbrush that shoots water into my mouth.

That's a water pick. I have one. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So I bought on TikTok, you know what I mean? One of those mouth pieces. I was gonna buy that. It doesn't work.

Of course not. Yeah, yeah. So I bought one, but what you have to do is you have to heat it in water. No. No, really? I'm not doing that. All right.

Before I brush my teeth? No, to have it formed to your teeth, this mouthpiece. Oh. You boil it and then you chomp down on it. So it's like a mouth guard. So it forms like a mouth guard. Like a mouth guard, right? But what happened, it pushed this tooth into my gums. Right?

And then I had a fucking boil above on the gum that was like gigantic. Like a canker sore. It was bigger than that. Like I couldn't chew on this side, right? This happened for months. Months? Yeah, yeah.

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potentially spread to the brain. It's rare, but they're starting to do more and more research on it. Wow. And it's crazy. This doctor was like, stop getting this. What does it do when it gets to the brain? So Botox is a thing called botulism.

It's actually a bacteria, right? Right. It kills the muscles in your face. That's why people with Botox look stiff as a board. It's dangerous because it can seep into your blood and into your brain. It causes brain damage. Brain's ability to interpret emotions,

altering unconscious mimicry of facial expressions. Neurobiology and learning and memory. Research suggests Botox have cognitive and emotional, this says, kind of emotional, alleviating depression. Oh, sure, yeah, yeah. Yeah, wow. Yeah, sure, yeah, because you feel better because you look better, but it's in your fucking brain.

What if it goes to your brain and your brain looks younger? Yeah, that's smart. Takes away some of the wrinkles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's actually a really good idea. I mean, you're stabbing your face with botulism. Yeah. I mean, think how crazy that,

and that's this way everybody does this shit. Wow. You and I should get Botox. Where do you, I've thought about it. I've never thought about it. What do you want it done? I don't. Okay, well then why'd you even say that then?

It's for the show. All right, but now I feel like a piece of shit for say, I do you want it done? I don't. Okay, well then why did you even say that then? It's for the show. All right, but now I feel like a piece of shit for saying I want to get it done. Where would you get it done? My whole face and my fucking arm. You don't have any wrinkles, bud. You're wrinkle-less. Well then why would you, oh, like that.

There you go. Yeah, yeah. My 57 year old sister got a full face lift. How do you think she looks? Look at her. She looks great. Yeah. She looks fancy.

She looks like a Remy. That's your 17 year old spine crooked dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She looks great. Yeah. She looks fancy. She looks like Remi. That's your 17 year old spine crooked dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She doesn't look good. How do I look? Yeah. Do I look good? She looks like she's wearing a mask.

Yeah. Hannibal Hector when he put the other face on. Yes, this is what we're turning into now. Oh my God. Just get old, look old. I'm going to Washington DC tomorrow. Really, really excited. I get to walk in the streets by our president.

I'm going to the White House, baby. I got invited. Congratulations. I got invited. Yeah, great. Wow. I got invited to the White House and I'm gonna go over there and hang with my dog. Who's your dog? JD Burns.

In the hoes. In the hoes. Yeah. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. I wonder what he's like. JD? You're hanging out with. In the hoes. Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I wonder what he's like. JD? Yeah, hanging out with. I mean- Fun.

Huh? So much fun. Fun? You think he's fun? His Indian wife's sexy. He has an Indian wife? Yeah. I know nothing about anything. I'm so stupid. You've never been to India. Would you ever go?

In what, how much money do I get? I would go with you for like a bit. A gig? Yeah, no, like a video. Oh, to film it? Yeah. But do you know what, and they're vegetarian. Most people are vegetarian.

Yeah. Yeah, they are. They really are? No, seriously. Well, the cow's not good. Sacred dog. You can't do it. Can't eat the cow.

Yeah. In fact, the McDonald's there doesn't have like burgers. Look at that, okay, 39%, so just under half. That's a lot. That means approximately 39 out of 100 Indians don't consume meat, that's a lot of people. That's a lot of people. How many vegetarians in the United States?

Six percent, nobody. Wow, wow. Would you ever switch? I think I've been thinking about it. I've tried so many times, I can't do it. Every time I do it, I get really depressed. I can't function right. But when you go to a restaurant like Crossroads,

have you been there on Melrose? Oh yeah, Neil took me there. Yeah, yeah. I've been there several times. It's phenomenal. It's phenomenal. Yeah. So I could do that every meal.

Yeah, but then you gotta eat high end. So this is the difference, this is the problem. Are you eating a five star vegetarian restaurant every day? No, a lot of times you're gonna have to eat at home. That's right. I don't even know what to do. Let's say, let me see. I can get bread. God, you check.

Yeah, avocados. Check. Check this out. Bak choy, I don't know. Check this out. Look at this, check this out. What? Anything but meat.

Okay. But I have to rattle through all of them. I know. He's like, is apples meat? Yeah. Are pears- You can't even have eggs, right. He's like his apples meat. Yeah. Our pears. You can't even have eggs, right? That's if you're vegan.

Oh, but you can have eggs. That's a good thing. Yeah, most vegetarians eat eggs a lot. You have fish. That's pescatarian. Okay, but let's be pescatarian then. I mean, I'll be honest with you. I eat a lot of sushi and fish and then,

so I do do that, I could do that. But do they have feeling? Fish? Yeah, like when you stab them, you know what I mean? Do they go, ow! Okay, how about this? I feel bad if they look cute. Right, like a clownfish you would never eat.

There's no way. Nah. I saw those whole. Right. Just right from the lake. Yeah, they're, like if you, I like if you, I can't eat Nemo. Yeah, no way. Would you eat that?

No, I can't, too cute. Yeah. Too cute. That's cute in a weird, ugly way. Yeah, but it's also. But look up tuna. Look up tuna fish. Look at how fucking unattractive these things are.

Look at that big dumb idiot. I'm eating that moron. Yeah. That's a cow of the sea. Those are like white walkers of the sea, dude. They look dead. I mean, they look, they, Lou looked dead. They looked dead in the eyes.

Yeah, they looked dead in the eyes. Yeah, like sharks. Yeah, we're eating the blubber fish. I mean, that all day. Going back to that, dude. Get the fuck out of there, dude. Stop it. Typed in ugliest fish.

Yeah, yeah. All right, well, let's do this. You want to feel good? Do you want to feel good? We got a bunch of submissions for Carlos replacement because you know you wanted him fired like 10 times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Trump thing, even though Andrew's going.

Okay. What do you mean? I didn't trick him into an invite. I'm actually going because Trump invited me. I mean, JD invited me, my dog. I know, I think it's more like jealousy of things like that, that it's getting me fired. I don't think so.

I think you're getting fired because of your behavior. Yeah. I'm sorry, Bob. All right, let me see these submission videos. Let's see what we got coming up. Is this really to replace Carlos for real? Do you think we have any prospects that are legit? We got some good ones.

Wow. I like that. Oh, this guy, I'm already in. He's already in. Start auditioning for Carlos' job. Hold on. Push pause. What's going on in the background?

Oh, there's a dead girl in the background. There's a dead girl in the background. Wow. Wow. Well, at least he's a hoarder. Right. He's super messy. He's perfect. This is Carlos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. It's my do know what does is in the bios means. So I think I'm pretty qualified for whatever the fuck he does I am a single dad unemployed right now no children of three oh mother just passed away so damn I think you should give me a chance I think I might I might help

you guys out a little bit you know what mean? I'm not gonna go to Japan and bring you back change out of my pocket. I think I'd bring you back. Okay. Definitely some porno. Push pause. Hold on one second. He's a raccoon.

He's had me and lost me about six times. I know. He had me, he's funny. And then he lost me. And then he was like, then he was cool again. He was like, hey, I'm a single times. I know. He had me, he's funny, and then he lost me. And then he was like, then he was cool again. He was like, hey, I'm a single father. I was like, I'm in. And he's like, and the mother passed away.

I'm like, I'm in. And then he's like, but I'm, you know, I'm not gonna bring you back stuff that you want from Japan. I'm out. I'm out. Next submission. What's his name?

He just wrote his name was Sharky. I gotta say, I like this guy, especially if he would be in the booth with his shirt off. Yeah. Sharky's a high contender. He's up there. Yeah, yeah. He's up there for sure.

We can move on. Sharky's the man. Sharky, you're gunning for Carlos. I'm gonna write this down. Yeah, can you write it down, please? Yeah, so I'm gonna put Sharky. What are you ranking on a scale of eight out of 10? Chances that he'll take over the job?

Yeah, hold on. What are you gonna give him, like seven and a half? So Sharkey, hold on. How did we get one fly in here? I don't know, I hate it. It's amazing. Why is he on me? It's on your wrist.

What would you? Sharkey's seven and a half out of 10, to me. Okay, this is supposed to, that's a two halves, that's a seven. All right, seven out of 10 for sure. Okay, all right, go ahead. Who's this? Here we got Matthew Roman.

Full name. Oh, look at this guy. Hey Carlos Who's this? Here we got Matthew Roman. Full name. Oh, look at this guy. Hey Carlos, just finished the latest episode of Bad Friends. Saw your job was up for grabs, so I wanna make sure I got my application in early. That's for my qualifications. I'm not sure what a producer of a podcast does, but I am good at standing in a window.

I'm pretty good at laughing at other people's jokes. I can't laugh on command, sadly, hopefully in the window. I'm pretty good at laughing at other people's jokes. I can't laugh on command, sadly, hopefully in the future. Maybe I can show you more of my laugh and how good it is. Push pause. We have to do it. DEI. With the DEI. Is that his nickname? I mean, he is mixed. Yeah, mixed. Yeah. He's cute.

Well, I like that we don't know what kind of mix he is. That's my favorite. But his lip proportions are perfect. Okay. Yeah, mixed, yeah. Yeah, he's cute. Well, I like that we don't know what kind of mix he is. That's my favorite. But his lip proportions are perfect. Okay. Yeah, I agree. For kissing. No. We must kiss our producers. Okay, that's right.

That's a part of the job. Yeah, his lips are good. All right, so. I'm gonna give him a nine. Roman's gonna get an eight. Okay, an eight. That's insane to go nine. Nine's like a lock.

Okay, all right, eight. Okay, go ahead, next one. This is Mackenzie McNulty. Hold on, Mackenzie. Yeah, maybe we do need a girl in here Hey guys Mackenzie here. I am from Right outside of Philadelphia. So I'm a Philly girl. Oh, yeah, which I think is what you guys need I think you guys need a little bit more feminine energy up in that joint jewels ain't always there just 20 men That's the problem. There's too many men in there. You have nothing to break up the monotony. I get it. All right

Problem there's too many men in there you have nothing to break up the monotony. I get it all right Second off Carlos leave the fuck leave Bobby the fuck alone wow so dude. She's a 10 What I think needs to happen here is I think Some of you guys just need to smacked up a little bit. Oh wow oh here. She's a great I'm half-heart is that weird. Oh, yeah, okay? Why can't I say that handle some you guys can handle some shit for you, I will handle it with a smile on my face, okay? But in all reality, you know,

thank you guys for everything that you do. You definitely get my work week going when you're with the podcast. Push pause. So that's a nine. That's a nine for sure. That's the difference. She's a nine. And let me say this, Mackenzie?

Yeah. Mackenzie? Yeah. Multiple levels of great. She said, nine. And let me say this, Mackenzie? Yeah. Mackenzie? Yeah. Multiple levels of grade. She said, leave you alone. She called out Carlos for his bullshit. Right, right.

Then she said she'll smack up some people if we need it. She does look tough. Yeah, yeah. Okay? And then on top of it, she's recording this while she's driving, presumably with kids in the car or something. So good.

So it's taking on danger. I like all this stuff. And it's in the rain no less. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is very dangerous. Okay, I'm influenced by you. So nine. Nine, I put it nine. She's up less. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is very dangerous. Okay, I'm influenced by you. So nine. Nine, I put it nine.

She's up there. Hey, bad friends. Hey, Andrew. Hey, Bobby. Okay, push pause. Where he's out. You don't like that you said hi? I don't like the hi.

Yeah. Hey, Barry. You don't like he said hi, Andrew, first. That already every day we do a podcast. Hey, Bobby. Give him a chance. Okay, go ahead. This is my application to replace Carlos on the show.

I feel like I meet the only two requirements that are needed to be in the role, which are being good at Googling things, or I guess being okay at Googling things, and being Mexican. I also don't do drugs. So I have that as an added bonus. You know, if I were to pee in a cup for you guys,

you'd probably be able to drink it. Unlike with Carlos, you know, you'd probably like die in like six days. I'm also a big fan of soccer. So I have that in common with Bobby. Although I'm not gonna say what team I support, just cause I think he wouldn't approve. He's out.

He's out. He's a man you guy. But here's, here's, here's a thing. He's a seven, but what's his name? Jordy. Here's the thing about him that would have made that, if he zoomed out and he was naked from the bottom down, would have been so funny.

Oh, I loved it. Let's see, maybe just in case, no. No, no, seven. This is Ethan Vo. What's up, Andres? My name's Ethan. I live in Orange County. Close.

California, and I'm auditioning for Carlos' job. I'm sober, I don't do anything. I can stand there and not say anything. I like him. I'm fans of Bobby and Andrew. I'm seeing Bobby in Brea coming up in June. I like him. I canceled that gig. I'm excited to see Carlos.

I can drive up to LA and that's pretty much it. I love this guy. I love him. Precise. And let me say why, he's quick to it. Yeah. He's good looking. Yeah. And also go back to about two seconds. One of my favorite things, he say why. He's quick to it. Yeah. He's good looking.

Yeah. And also go back to about two seconds. One of my favorite things, he strokes a beard that isn't there. Watch this. Oh yeah, yeah. Watch this. I live in Orange County, California,

and I'm auditioning for Carlos' job. Ready? Yeah. Um. Dude. Dude. I can't. Guy strokes a beard that isn't there.

That's fucking unbelievable. He's stroking a beard that isn't there. Fucking unbelievable. He's stroking a beard that isn't there. I love this guy. He's lost his mind. He's a nine. Dude, bro. I love this guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a bro. Strokes beard not there. That's amazing. Let me watch it again real fast just for fun. I mean, that's incredible he did that. Yeah. It's not even there.

Yeah. Look at this. Yeah. Um, I'm doing it. It's incredible. I like them did that. Yeah. It's not even there. Yeah. Look at this. Yeah. Um, I'm doing it. It's incredible. I liked him so much. Yeah. Nine.

Yeah. By the way, he lives here. Yeah. And he's good looking. Yeah, so what, you're gonna give him a nine? Epps a fucking loser. Yeah, he's great. He's also not annoying.

Not annoying at all. Yeah, he's just gonna be there, a part of the wall. That's right. Yeah, yeah. We'll have to say that you can't do, stroke things that aren't there though. I don't like that. Well, the assumption you're giving him is that

he's gotta earn camera time. So he's gonna be in the back, back, back, right? I think he's a mime. Oh, he's a mime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's gonna be back there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how to do it.

We'll see. Yeah, okay. Who's next? This is Ernesto Gonzalez. I already like him. Hey Bobby, what's up, Andrew? Heard you guys are looking to replace some of the booth boys. You know, hopefully I could do that for you guys

or, you know, my therapist has been saying I got some anger issues. Okay, response? What was that? Well, first of all, take whatever's out of the microwave. Take it out. I know. It's done.

It's done. It's done. Yeah, yeah. But I love this guy. He's got anger issues, which I like. Yeah. Because he. It's done. It's done. It's done. Yeah, yeah. But I love this guy. He's got anger issues, which I like. Yeah. Because he looks big, he could be our muscle. Yeah.

Unless because the up angle. He could also be five one. I know, the up angle. Yeah, the up angle. You're right. You're right. So I'm observing that. Let's see.

I think, although that's one less observation, I think his eyebrows are way too spread apart for me. You like them closer. I want them way closer. Yeah. What do you think? That's an aesthetic thing. You like what you like. You like what you like.

I like what I like, dude. Yeah. Anger issues I need to find an outlet for. So maybe I could just be Bobby's henchman, maybe security guard. I could really kill two chickens with one rock here if you guys let me. Pause it.

So it is two birds with one stone. Not in Mexico. But in Mexico it could be different. It's two birds with one stone. Not in Mexico. But in Mexico it could be different. Two chickens with one rock. Right, right. It could be different. I understand. Well look, chickens are birds.

So he did say the same thing. Yeah. Okay, keep going. I like it. Well, the Booth Boys, whenever they start acting out and help Bobby out at the same time, you know. My name's Ernesto. Ernesto.

I'm 23 years old. I'm 6'4", 300 pounds. so I'm a pretty big fucking guy I feel like I could handle those guys no issue yeah you could you know and I I never even I'm 23 never been pulled over before yeah I could really be like Bobby's like personal driver even yet turn the bike yeah you're right buddy take it out take it out yeah yeah push pause for a second all right also, I've never been pulled over before. I don't know what that has anything to do with it. It has nothing to do with it.

Also, what I don't, so it's a little weird, is I don't even think he's from our fucking time. No, oh, he's from the future or the past? Past. Oh, henchman. You know why? Henchman. Oh, he's a henchman, right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, say bodyguard. You know what I mean? Henchman is like, where'd you come from, guy? He's another time period, he's posing as a current day guy. Yeah. Smart. But he's doing it right. Yeah, yeah. And they built him in a good frame.

Six, four, 300. What are you gonna give him? I say nine. I say eight or nine, yeah. I'm gonna give him nine because he's gonna bodyguard me. I like that. Yeah, go ahead. AJ Nicholas, the name.

Yo, what's up, bad friends? My name is Anthony Nicholsols and I reached out to Carlos the other day to see if you guys would be interested in a birth chart reading for me for your astrology birth charts for Bobby and Andrew. And actually I would do everyone on the podcast if you guys were interested. Push pause.

My only question is where were you January 6th? Is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha at that moment you took your first breath, that is supposed to have something to say about your life. And I study ancient Hellenistic astrology, which is like the original form of astrology. Pause, okay, look, he's not gonna be in the booth because I don't want him to know where we do the podcast, but I do wanna call him because he is worth a call because he will give us some astrological insight. Yeah, I don't think he can work with it because he's every day. Do you want a reading?

He'd read a lot. You know what I mean? Yeah. I've got these crystals for you. Buddy, you read me last week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's something else changed. Well, I do like him and we do want a reading from you, AJ. We like you. Let's give him a six.

Six and up. Okay. But that has nothing to do with how much we like or dislike. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just that you're our reader. We like you. Yeah, go ahead. Sam?

Sam Weckman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just the kids. You're our reader. We like you. Yeah, go ahead. Sam? Sam Weckman. Sam. That's good, guys. Oh, shit, Airpods just died. I'm at work right now. I just watched one episode.

Pause. I'm at work right now. No fucking shit. Yeah. Buddy, he's like, hey guys, just woke up from a nap. Yeah. I have to wear this, Otherwise I pan that paragliding Yeah, what do I love this guy Sam? Come on?

Ricardo's is being an asshole true to Bobby true I've been watching the podcast a little bit and I just turned 18 on May 8th And I moved out on my birthday because my parents were hella strict I'm out of there now. Okay, and I low low key need a job or else I'm joining the Air Force and I don't wanna do that shit. Okay, pause. He needs a job, he's at a job. He's auditioning for a job while he's at a job.

I don't know how much he gets paid there though, guy. He needs another job. But I do say joining the Air- I wanna say, because what if he goes to the Air Force and he dies in a war? What war? We don't know what wars are coming up.

I do. You didn't get that email? Oh yeah. Yeah. Are you not logged in? He's like a young Mike Young. Once I signed up for Kamala Harris's donation emails, she tells me what wars are coming. We did it, Joe.

We have another war on the way. Don't you get so much from them? The amount of spam I have, not from them, from fucking- Cory Booker. Politicians, my phone, my email, every politician, Republican, Democrat. Oh, I'm all Democrat. You are? Yeah. Loser.

I know. I get everybody. Honestly, it's shocking how many I get. I got two phone calls the other day. What are we gonna give Sam? It's tough. I don't think he can be in the booth, but I do think- Why?

He's a runner. He could be an assistant. Yeah, yeah, he could run. He could help Sam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 18 is quite young to be in the booth because you gotta have a lot of technical skills. Oh, so McCone will be threatened.

Yeah. That's not sad. You know what? Then he's an eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he's an eight. I think he's an eight. Yeah, good call. Yeah, yeah. Fuck McCone. Fuck McCone.

Piece of shit. You'd be threatened by that guy, dude. He's better than you. But he doesn't have as good a hair as McCone, that's for sure. I mean, I don't even know what's underneath that hat, but it ain't that. Okay.

Tell you that. Next one. It ain't that. Cody. Cody James Christian. Hello, my name is Cody Christian. I'm from Knoxville, Tennessee. Knoxville.

I work at Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. But yeah, I work at Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. But yeah, I just wanted to submit a video. Yeah, Carlos has to go. You guys got to replace him. True. And I'll roleplay. He's a 10 for me.

Hold on one second. He's going off on a rant. He's a 10 for me. Pause. Things that we like already. Nondescript apartment. Yeah. A lot of closets. He's a 10th. Pause. Things that we like already. Non-descript apartment. Yeah. A lot of closets.

He hates artwork. Except for this MC Escher tattoo he has on his right arm. Yeah. Which I imagine is that's what that is. He's also willing, just based on what he looks like, to do anything. Yeah, the Puka shells give that away. Yeah, yeah.

You don't fucking put those on your neck unless you're willing to do anything under the sun. He can do anything for you. And the gauges. The guy who gauges, I'm gauging him by his gauges and I like him a lot. Like, hey, get me some meerkat feet. He's like, what do you mean, right back here? What do you think is in that bin?

In two hours, meerkat feet, here, buddy. Done. Name anything. Anything, he can get it for you. Yeah, name anything. Anything. Yeah, yeah, get me Lincoln's top hat. He's like, I have it.

Yeah, yeah, he already has it. I'll ship it to you right now. I'll ship it to you right now. Get me, you know. Yeah, give me the gun that we used to assassinate Martin Luther King Jr. Got it. We don't even know where that is, he got it.

He has it. Yeah, yeah. A toenail clipping from Cleopatra. Got it. Got it. Absolutely. It's a part of my necklace. He goes, give me a bag filled with Gandhi's pubes. Yeah. Got it. Got it. Absolutely. Yeah, it's a part of my necklace. He goes, give me a bag filled with Gandhi's pubes.

Yeah. Got it. Who got it? He did. He has it. He's got it. But he has it in those closets. They're right there.

Yeah, they're all stored in his closet. He has everything. All right, so 10 for the, nine? Nine. I'm gonna give him a nine, Dan. What's his name again? Cody. His name is Cody James Christian.

In love. In love with Cody. There's one big hiccup. What? Knoxville's very far. It's the other side of the country. He'll move. God bless. Yeah, yeah.

Do you wanna watch anymore or move on to the next one? I wanna move on. Yeah, we're gonna move on to all of them, yeah. Yeah, I think there's very- There's gotta be a 10 in there. Arsenal. Aracely Esparza. It was close.

Oh, okay. Hi, friends, my name is Aracely. I am inquiring about replacing Carlos' job. I have zero experience in show business, but I have my bachelor's degree in sociology and I have my master's degree in social work. I have quite a bit of few years of professional experience outside of college.

Also, please don't hire me. I love bad friends. I love Andrew. I love Rudy. I love Bobby. I love the whole crew. Please Bobby, forgive Carlos. Love you guys.

Pause her. We are gonna hire her now. The fact that she was like- It's psychological. Yeah, that's it. That always works with me. She's good. She's fucking good.

That kind of shit always works with me. Don't go to the party. I'm gonna go. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take her information and log her because we need to FaceTime her at some point. Also, we need a Dora.

Yeah, we need a Dora. That's the element that's missing here. A Dora. A Dora. A Dora Explorer.'s the element that's missing here, a Dora the Explorer. Hola, bad friend. All right, that's good. We do need a Dora. Yeah.

Hello, bad friend's audience. So what are you gonna give her? A nine? Can you find racism in this episode? Yeah, nine? It's everywhere. I think she's a nine. Okay. And she doesn't want the job,

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Hey, what's up guys? My name is Aaron. I'm 29, I'm from Chicago. I currently work as a real estate agent and for progressive insurance, but I have a lot of sales experience. I used to work at Foot Locker and T-Mobile for a lot of years.

My party trick is shoving my fist in my mouth. Oh wow. People love it when I do that. Yeah, I love creative ideas. I currently help my girlfriend with the TikTok page. We've been doing it for a few months now. And we're almost at 50,000 followers. We've actually gotten John Cena to post one of our videos and we get a lot of interactions and a lot of repost from other wrestlers. It's mainly WWE content.

Pause it. Are. He took this very serious. It's too serious for me. I like it. I don't need his resume. I work at Nike, corporate. But it is funny to give a professional resume

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On July 18th, it's the blue crew to the rescue. It's smurfing time. Hefty. Can you even lift, bro? Grouchy. I hate the radio. Quiet. I have no idea what he just said.

And smurf it. That's how it's done, boys. Smurfs. Only in theaters's something important to tell you. I have no idea what he just said. And Smurfette. That's how it's done, boys. Smurfs, only in theaters July 18th. Can you do it? No, and I won't, try. Okay. Because I don't want that screenshotted. Yeah, you will.

No, there's no chance. I don't want to do it. Yeah, I can't do it. That's incredible. It's an eight. It's an eight, yeah. So what it's boiled down to me. We have three nines.

The nines are whom? Mackenzie. Right. The Philly girl. Arsali and Cody. Yeah, so here's my debate. I do think we need female energy in the booth because these three pigs have been up there

doing their fucking bullshit for far too long. I think we need another female submission. I agree, we need, okay, so how about this? We're logging these in, please submit. Females only on the next round. Cause we have to get one or two more females because then we can, then we can call them all. We can get that little down.

I think you're right. We need female energy here. We do. Yeah. Yeah. Sharky with the shirt off was cool. He's single dad. I don't know. The Cody for me. It's a home run. What about the big guy? What about the six, four, 300 pound guy?

Yeah. What was he? Ernesto. Ernesto. Ernesto got a nine too, yeah. So put him in there. Yeah, we got a lot of nines. We have McKenzie. So funny, you're like, we only have a couple of nines. Ethan, Ernesto, I already know, Cody, and Arcelli.

All right. Yeah. We're locking that in, you guys remember that. And then we're gonna whittle it down, and the next time we're together, we have to FaceTime these candidates and see what we can do. Someone will have an opportunity to come up here by the fall, end of the summer of the fall.

Carlos, how does that make you feel to see your job kind of going up in smoke? Well, because of y'all, I'm actually, oh, I'm pretty qualified for a lot of really good jobs that would probably pay me more. Damn. I'd probably get a job at any talent agency. You're going to make him throw a water? Let me tell you something. When you want to go, you're more than welcome to go. Don't even say goodbye.

And this is something that I'm gonna share with Bobby right now. I'm gonna share something with Bobby right now that I probably shouldn't. I know a lot of things, but please share. A little piece of privacy that somebody bestowed upon me, and I'm gonna blow up their spot. Andres the other day Andres the other day goes uh I'm ready for the next phase of my life I don't want to do the show too much longer. He said that Speak your mind

Did he did he fucking say that or not? But it was like in a Spanish way go ahead more Bobby listen up Interesting tell the truth be honest stroke the beard stroke the beard But it was like in a Spanish way. Go ahead. Bobby, listen up. Interesting. Tell the truth. Be honest. Stroke the beard, stroke the beard. I was saying in a philosophical way, not in a practical way.

Not in a literal way. Exactly. No. But eventually you do want to leave. Let's be honest as a family. Let's get it out on the, I think that's the problem here is that we're hiding what we really feel.

Is that what you're doing? What? Hiding how you really feel. We're so honest here. Wow, he's taking so many shots at you today. I'm with Andrew for life. For life. As long as he makes you money.

Wow. You know he's doing, you know what he's doing. He wants out. He wants out. Yeah, yeah. No, that is so like you doing some mind trick on me to quit or something. Well, let me tell you something.

Yeah. I have a buddy that's just- It's the drugs. It is the drugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I have a friend that I know that worked at Footlocker and at Progressive. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got a buddy. Yeah. So we can get you there. I didn't say I wanted to go. You said before this whole thing started, you literally just said, I have enough qualifications. Now I can go do, get another job. Yeah, if I get fired-

I have a friend that has a Cyclops eye. All right? If I got fired, I could get another job. I have a friend that has a cyclops eye. If I got fired I could get another job, is what I'm saying. Okay, well that sounds like you don't care if you do get fired. No, I do care and you know that. Well see now- No we don't.

We actually don't! We don't know that! Do you know that? I don't. Yeah we don't, so convince me that. Damn dude. Damn dude, I'm enraged. He's honestly so fucking good.

I'm so in rage. Why? Go toward him again. No, no, no, no. You can't really do that. Oh, I don't know. We got the submissions in there. Carlos obviously is threatened.

He's getting defensive and a little mean, and that's fine. Here's the biggest trick of all. I don't know. You know what my opinion is? What? Oh, you want a real fucking What's a Medusa? You want a real hurt ball? Give me a What's a Med trick of all. I don't know. You know what my opinion is? What? Oh, you want a real fucking What's a Medusa? You want a real hurtful? Give me a What's a Medusa, dude.

All three of these schmucks are gone and we get three new people from that list. Oh, it's so fresh. The fans would love it. That'd be great. The fans would love it. We should try for a bit. Yeah.

Yeah, because you're ungrateful, Andreas. Fact. You should never leave this. Fact. Right? Yeah. Because if you leave this, guess what happens what happens no zombie movie No zombie, that's right

Know a lot of things you lose access to us Right cuz I'd be furious. You'd be mad. Yeah, what about McCone? He's your bitch he is yeah, yeah, yeah I don't know what happened my little toy and the reason why I turned on McCone all those years It's because I saw him to go towards you right so I can't get you happened. It's my little toy. And the reason why I turned on McCone all those years is because I saw him go towards you. Right. So I'm like, he can't get all that love.

That's right. I do love the guy, you know what I mean? But it's like, it's too much love. Too much. Yeah, and you, Carlos, oh, you just blew that fucking smoke in my face. You're vaping on the show and you're blowing it at us? Yeah, yeah, it's so rude.

I only smoke joints. Yeah. Yeah. You know what it is? He got celebrity from us. Yeah, yeah, it's so rude. I only smoke joints. Yeah. Yeah. You know what it is? He got celebrity from this. Yeah, he did. We fucked it up. Yeah, we fucked up. It's awesome.

And I will say something. These guys are irreplaceable. We love them so much. They're our brothers. We should do it. They're our brothers. We love them so much. But we do want to bring in somebody.

We're interested. I really want this to take place. Yeah. It's good fan interaction for celebrities like you to interact with normal poor people. He's being facetious. That's so funny when he takes shots. I really want this to take place. Yeah good fan interaction for celebrities like you to interact with normal He's being facetious. That's so funny when he takes shots. I know well, let's bring in some of the students How about that? Yeah, cuz maybe someone in the student pool. Maybe Yeah, let's grab some does anybody want to let know let's see a sensitive. Don't grab them yet Just don't grab anybody go back in your booth. Wait

Here's I want them to have incentive. Incentive, right. Incent? I hate when you do that. I can't hear you. We need to incentive. I want them to have incentive. I want to be incentivized.

So they need to volunteer themselves and walk in. Okay, volunteer for someone to walk in, whoever wants to be on the first up. Go ahead. Who is, hi. Hi. Take a seat there. You want both? We get both. Oh, both is fine. Both is fine. Oh.. Take a seat there. You want both?

We get both. Well, both is fine. Both is fine. Both is fine. Do we have a camera for two or no? Yes. We do. Did you get your pants from Target?

No, Urban Outfitters actually. I'm kidding. Why, is that a shot? I don't know why I did that. That was so rude. Very weird. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.

Because they're nice. Those are really nice pants. Pancakes and fries. Yeah, yeah. Somebody had to serve breakfast this morning. God bless. Serve it up, girl. Go off, queen. Yeah.

Serve, she's serving. She's serving. She's serving. Yeah. What's your name there in the blue chair? I'm Sophia. Sophia, put the mic up towards your mouth so we can see.

And try to be a little louder, both of you. Sophia. Sophia, do you broke the mic? What's going on? Five seconds, she breaks the mic. Yeah, yeah. No, it's fine. Sophia, what is going on, dude? Sophia. What are you, Johnny Rotten? She going on? Five seconds she breaks the mic. Yeah, yeah. No, it's fine. Sophia, what is going on, dude?

Sophia. What are you, Johnny Rotten? She's fine. She's fucking destroying the set. Johnny Rotten? It's very funny. Yeah, yeah. What does this say today?

God save the queens. Yeah, yeah. Hey, so Sophia, just leave it alone. No, no, no, have her fix it. I want her to work under pressure. Fix it. Sophia, fix it. What's your name?

Amanda. Hi, Amanda. While you're fixing that, we're gonna talk to Amanda. Okay. Amanda, you guys are both at Quinnipiac? Yes. Are you both East Coast kids? Yes.

Where are you from? Jersey, Central Jersey. If you believe in Central Jersey, if you don't- I'm a big believer. It's a real place. Yeah, I honor it. Sophia and Amanda. Yes. Sophia, where are you from?

Long Island, New Jersey. You didn't fix the mic. Yeah, yeah, you gotta fix it. I don't know where it came from. Try to figure it out. Don't worry about it. Okay, don't worry about it. And you're from Long Island.

How far out? Middle. What town? You're both from Middles. Middle Jersey, Middle Long Island. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know Suffolk County? Yeah, Suffolk, yeah.

Yeah, I'm like right in the middle. Give me your home address. I'm driving there in the middle of- Give me your home address, I'm driving there in five days, I'll be driving through, I'll say hi to your parents, I'm not even kidding. Wouldn't that be fun if I stopped by? Because I'm going out to Long Island,

so I'll be going out, way out, so I can stop by. I'll never stop by. No, that's true. So what year are you guys at Quinnipiac? I'm a junior, I'm gonna be a senior next year. I'm going into my third year. So but you guys are, let me guess, 21? No, 19? I'm 21, I'm a junior. I'm gonna be a senior next year. I'm going into my third year. What so but you guys are what let me guess 21 no 19. I'm 21. You're 19. Yeah, okay about to be a junior. Okay, 19 and 21. Hmm

So you're you're almost on your way out. Yeah, you have any hopes for the future a lot actually and what are they? I want to work in the music industry post-grad That's where you're at bad friends, huh? That's good. Exactly. Yeah, what do you want to do in the music industry post-grad. Oh, that's why you have bad friends, huh? That's good. Exactly. What do you want to do in the music industry? Something like... I want to do marketing for a record label. Ah, very good.

What about you? Kind of whatever can get me on my feet. Yeah, you're my kind of person. Yeah. Already. This is so funny. She's you, she's me. I know.

It's so crazy. This is the weirdest thing. She's you, she's me. I know. It's so crazy. This is the weirdest thing. She's you, she's me. What are your skillsets? Just say nothing. Nothing. Yeah, yeah, good, you're me. Yeah.

And you have a litany of skillsets. You can do a lot of things. You're a good student. I can. You work very hard. Yes. This is interesting. Did you get straight A's?

Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, you did. Not me. Not me. Oh, no, I don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, that right there is me. You don't stand on anything. You go back and forth.

That's great. Flip-flop. What do you watch? Horror. Oh, what's your favorite horror movie? I love them, they're huge. Top three horror movies, go. Scream the Original. I guess the Fear Street series.

Yeah. Yeah. What? Are you guys best friends? We're gonna be after this. Cause you look at her like she knows your answers. Yeah. We do, we're both horror fans.

Yeah. Oh. Are you guys close in real life? What's a Fear Street series? What is that? It's like a Netflix original series. They just came out with a fourth one. Yeah.

Fear Street? And it takes place in like a long time ago. And it's- They're like kind of spoofs on the original Slashers. Cool. Yeah. That's cool. Okay.

What does R.L. Stine have to do with it? R.L. Stine is the one who did Goosebumps, The Haunting Hour. I know that, but I'm saying, why is that, does he have anything to do with Fear Street? Oh, R.L. Stine wrote the original Fear Street? Yeah. Prom Queen. Oh, look at that.

Well, is it, it's campy then. Very. Yeah. I don't like it. Oh. That's not real fear. Cause R.L. does do campy stuff. He does like kind of like kitschy. Yeah. Isn't it right? Yeah, kitschy, yeah.

I mean, you don't like the exorcist? Not really. Right, you like it to be like light and goofy and kind of like joking of it in and of itself, right? I like it to look fake. Yeah, right, exactly. Like kind of he's right behind you. Right, spaghetti western type of goofball, wackadoo.

Hereditary? Loved hereditary. Now we're... Parasite. Yeah. You like that kind of thing? I did not like that. Right, they don't like... Parasite's not a horror movie.

I know, they don't like gross, weird, psychological fucked up, they like on the nose, goofy. God, it makes me mad! That's all right. Oh, it makes me mad! No, they don't- That's not real horror! I'm not saying parasites are, I'm saying they don't, they like-

No, not you, them! Oh. Fear Street? I'm not gonna watch that! Give me Fear Road and I'll watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know this show? Have you ever seen this show? Yeah, we've seen it once or twice. Oh, cool. You've heard of it. Jesus. Okay. You're not nervous here.

They hate us. I know they do. I can tell. I know. Yeah. Fear Street. We've seen this show series. It's sophomoric. Well, wow. Sorry. So sorry you hate us. So you want to be in the music industry. We don't know what you want to do. Something that involves... Entertainment. Yeah. Like a producer. Can you write? No.

Okay. What can you do? Give me one thing that you do very well. Photography. Okay, photographer. Okay. That's a good start. Yeah.

What do you have, like a bunch of cameras? I have one, yeah. What is it? Canon Rebel T6. Look it up. I want to see what it looks like. The Canon Rebel T6. Rebel T6.

That's a camera. Now that is a camera. That's a real camera. Right. How much is that camera? It says it right there. $1,200. Wow.

No, it's 400 bucks. It's very old. So you bought it when it was cheaper than that? Yeah. All right. Like 2016. Good for you. Is it digital?

They are digital, yeah, everything is now. Okay, I don't know. So you're out there snapping pics? Yeah. Yeah, and is this your hobby or you're trying to slow, is this something you really wanna make your career but you're afraid to tell everybody? No, it's more of a hobby.

So you have no future. Exactly, actually. No, I think you do, I just don't know what it's more of a hobby. So you have no future. Exactly, actually. No, I think you do. I just don't know what it is. I think you do. I'm trying to figure out what it is. I wanna do something like with social media. There we go.

But I also wanna do managing. Managing of? Talent. Yeah. You wanna manage talent. That's what you're gonna do. Right. When you move out here and become like a-

Do not move out here. Do not. They don't wanna move out here. They're East- Do not move out here. Do not. They don't wanna move out here, they're East Coast kids. They're gonna stay east. Lionsgate has that job open right now. Manager of social media, WWTV Marketing. Yeah. Also you could get like a mailroom job at an agency.

Yeah. Very hard to get. Yeah, that's a hard gig to get now. We have connections. We don't fucking know her. That's right. I can't vouch for something I just met for the first time. I mean, she doesn't even know if she wants it fucking know her. That's right. I can't vouch for something I just met for the first time. I mean she doesn't even know if she wants it.

I know, that's right, you just have to want it. I'm willing to try anything though. You have to work hard though, and it's, what? Are you calling me not a hard worker? We don't know. I have no idea. Yeah, you don't even. I can't tell.

You don't even know what you wanna do really. I can't tell if she's like very smart and astute and good at stuff and she's playing with us and she's just toying with us. But this is my energy. Right you like this. Yeah because you look at me ask me with something. What do you do? I don't know. Oh right same yeah same thing. Yeah yeah that's who I am. All right well Jersey knows she wants to be in the music industry and has Quinnipiac been great? We visited your school. Yeah, I actually came in as a criminal justice major. So I'm like, I made the switch my freshman year,

but it's been great to me. She's so you. What does your mom, she's me, yeah. What does your mom and dad do? They both work in the steel industry. Vague, I like vague. Well, my dad has an engineering degree, so he does all the engineering kind of stuff,

but he definitely wanted me to be a doctor. Yeah. And then your mom, what? She works in more of the clerical side. So she does a lot of- I thought you were- Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Do they work together? They used to, that's how they met. Right. Yeah. I could see that. That makes perfect.

You have that kind of energy. Are you an only child? Yes. Yeah. Saw that coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could feel it. Now you, you're definitely not an only child and you fucking hate your older sister.

I am an only child. You are? That's why I was like, fly for that. What is it, you're psychic? I was trying. That was the biggest fail ever. I was trying. I was so perished.

I tried. Our guy gave me influence. The astrological guy was making me feel like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't have the talent. Nah, I don't got it. Yeah, you don't got it. I don't got any fucking talent. You're an only child?

Yeah. What does your mom and dad do? Mom's an accountant, dad's a mechanic. Car mechanic? Yeah, he owns his own shop, yeah. Blue collar. Well, shout out his shop. I'm blue collar.

Let's promote him. I come from blue collar too. What's your dad's shop name? He comes from blue collar. Get fucked, dude. You went to a country club. You lived in a mansion growing up. Yeah, but my dad had a blue collar job. It's not blue collar when you dude you live you went to a country club you lived in a mansion growing up Yeah, but my dad had a blue collar job. It's not blue collar when you own a shop fucking liar

Fashion gout look at that his dad owned my dad owned that retail. That's not blue collar You don't understand blue collar means it's laborers Yeah, you fucking liar shut up oh Yeah Her father works with his hands. It's blue collar. Yeah, but he owns his own shop. How is that not apply? He uses his fucking hands. My dad worked-

He had no employees. He worked everyday. That's because he was a cheap Korean fuck. He didn't want to hire anybody. Okay. But see those mannequins? He put them together. Yeah, I know. Okay. Do you know why it's called blue collar? No. Seriously? Please don't do this right now.

I'm being serious. Yeah. I look like a fool. No, but think about it. They have a collar. And it's? Blue. Right.

And versus white collars, usually guys who wear suits, right? Right. Right. Okay. Right. So people- Thank you. Right.

Okay. My dad didn't wear a suit. That's right. He wore a blue collar shirt. No, he didn't, no, he wore a blue t-shirt. No, blue collar. He didn't wear a collar. Yeah, I did. No, he wore t-shirts. Fashion go t-shirts. Okay. That's what he wore. Okay.

That's what he wore. Okay, anyway, let's go back to. What's the name of your dad's shop? Can we see it? We can cut it out. Old Nichols Service Station. Old Nichols Service Station? If your car's broken down,

go to Old Nichols Station. In Long Island. In Long Island. In Long Island. Is that it? Yeah. That's fucking awesome. That's obviously your last name, Nichols? Nope.

Who's Old Nichols? It's clever. By the way, it would be better if it was Nichols, like the coin, N-I-C-K, like Old Nichols. I think someone died outside. Oh, who died out front? Family member? Plants? Oh, they do die.

That's a death burial. That is a burial. Who died there? Old Nichols. It's on Old Nichols' road. Did you kill somebody? Yeah. Okay.

Well, thank you. We're gonna get the next group in. You guys are great. You guys are great. Thank you. Give it up for them. Yeah, yeah. Give them a round of applause.

Long Island and Jersey. Very nice. Two of the best. Two of the best in the game right now. Old Nichols Auto Center. Old Nichols Auto Center. Bing bang boom boom boom. Is that your car making a noise? Boom boom. You gotta take it down to the boys. Boom boom. Yeah. Old Nichols will fix up your car. Next two. Boom boom boom. You'll go far. Old Nichols Auto Center. Macon, incentive. Yeah, Macon. Incentive. Incentivize.

Back up. Yeah. Whoa, yay. Yay. Hey. Two. Four students. Yeah.

All right. What's your name? Where are you from? Where you do? I'm Judy. Judy. Judy. We love Judy. Judy, where are you from? I'm you do? I'm Judy. Judy. Judy. We love Judy.

Judy, where are you from? I'm from North Carolina. Which part? Cary. I know Cary. You do? I do. What's there?

My dad's from North Carolina, you know that. Oh. My dad's from a small town called Valdez. You don't know it. Nope, you're right. No, it's near Hickory. You do know Hickory though. Yes, I know Hickory.

Is that where from Hickory Shoes comes from? That's exactly right. It's no, it's Hickory Furniture.'s exactly right. Okay. It's no take a refurniture Okay. All right, Judy's from from North Carolina. And what's your name? I'm Zoe. Hi, Zoe Zoe very calm. Were you from where you from Zoe? Do you know about old Nichols Auto Center I don't you do now. Yeah, let's play a game. Guess the race That's the race Here we are on Guess the Race.

Guess the race, yeah. You're half of something. I'm a quarter of something. You're a quarter of something. A quarter, a quarter. Let me guess. I already know. You gotta be a quarter Asian.

Well yeah, dude, but which one? That's that, anyone know? You can't guess quarters of what. It's watered down, there's no way to know. I can tell. Okay, which one it is? My instinct says Chinese. Okay, can I just? Am I right?? God bless Wow, you do have psychic ability

Oh you did. Yes, I know my Chinese. Did you know your Chinese? grandmother or grandfather Yeah, my mom's have Chinese yeah, yeah, and your dad is what wait Are you have Chinese. Yeah, yeah. And your dad is what? Wait. Boo. Boo. Boring. You have Chinese? Judy, are you Chinese? You guys wanna guess? You guys wanna guess?

I know mine might be hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Judy, I feel like you might be Puerto Rican and Puerto Rican and Moroccan. And Moroccan, yeah. Yeah, did I get it? Yeah, you got it, 5%, yeah. Knew it.

Knew it. Knew it. Yeah. All right, so you guys are Quinnipiac and you're what age, what years at Quinnipiac? I'm a grad student. Yeah, you look more mature. You look like you've been through the Gambit. Yeah.

And what about you? I'm going into my third year. Third year. Yeah. Junior. It's so funny, I was gonna wear my Brad Pitt t-shirt. Really? Yeah, yeah.

Nice. Yeah, so. Pedro Pascal fan. Pedro Pascal, he is the man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Yeah, so. Pedro Pascal fan? That he is the man. Yeah, yeah. This guy's a fucking mega baby. Why? This guy thinks he's Pedro Pascal, by the way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stupid Spaniard. And Judy, what year are you? Is this your first year in grad school? Yeah, it's a one year program, so. You're in and out? I'm almost done, yeah. What do you wanna do, Jude?

Hey, Jude. Hey, Judy. I wanna be in sports media. Sports media, like you wanna do, Jude? Hey Jude. I wanna be in sports media. Sports media, like you wanna do on-camera stuff? Yes. Easy, easy, you got it. Caitlin Clark, another three. That's you? That's me. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you are, she's very personable.

I love Caitlin. What do you wanna do? I'm studying film. Film, you wanna be, what do you wanna be, on-camera or behind it? Probably behind it. Behind it. I can tell you wanna do? I'm studying film. Film, you wanna be, what do you wanna be, on camera or behind it? Probably behind it. Behind it. I can tell, you wanna be a director. Yeah, actually, I could see that.

I can see that, yeah, I could see that. You wanna be a director? Yeah. I like editing. Oh, you like editing? Yeah. We need an editor, cause we're about to lose one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aren't we, Andres? Yeah, yeah. Yep. You think you could edit as good as he does? I mean, maybe. Ah, dude, I like this. You think you could edit as good as he does? I mean, maybe. Ah, dude, I like that. You seem like you have deep film knowledge.

What's your top five films, my friend? I can't do that. Top three? Oh, just give us a chunk of films that means something. Yeah, you. Well, just give me a chunk of films. I'll say My Cousin Vinny. Ah, such a good movie.

Good, yeah. Fantastic. That's it? That's it. That's a movie she likes. I have some more. Okay, I like his, okay. Give me some more. Okay, give me some more. Okay, I could go Singing in the Rain.

Okay. Singing in the Rain. Singing in the Rain. It's a classic, yeah. It's very sweet. And then. It was shot in about an hour and a half. I don't know if you know that.

Yeah, yeah. Singing in the Rain. Quick film. Who's in it, Sinatra? Who's that? Fred Astaire? Fred Astaire. What?

Gene Kelly. Gene Kelly, yeah. Gene Kelly. Oh, Conner. Singing in the, yeah. Singing in the rain. Just singing in the rain. It's so white, that movie, I can't even do it. I get like trembles when I watch that. I'll do your version then.

Me? Yeah. Screaming in tsunami. Yeah, that's a movie I wanna see. That's a good movie. Yeah, screaming in tsunami. Have you guys ever seen this show? No. Okay, good. Have guys ever seen this show? No.

Okay, good. Have you heard of the show? No. I've seen on TikTok. TikTok. Yeah, like a little. Oh, so vaguely aware. Yes.

You nothing. No, something. Like, the name is very pretty. TikTok. I'll go. Well, lock in, you'll be one. You'll be a TikTok here in a couple of weeks. You're on the show now.

How do you feel about that? Uneasy? My favorite're on the show now. Yeah, how do you feel about that? Uneasy? My favorite thing about the show is, people who get on this show because of this stupid program that he does, they don't wanna be on this fucking show. You know how many millions of people wanna be on the show? I know.

It's the funniest thing in the world. I love it. People who fucking are like, I don't know, these two dummies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's great. We're called dummies. We're us dummies.

Oh, okay. See, that's how dumb you are. You're just talking about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm dumb, yeah, I am dumb. Yeah, dumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, that's how dumb you are. You're not talking about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm dumb, yeah, I am dumb. Yeah, dumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Judy, what's a dream job?

ESPN? Yeah. Yeah, ESPN, listen up. Disney, ABC, Hulu, we're working with Hulu. Give this girl a job. Yeah, give her a job. Now, what sport would you wanna cover? Basketball.

You give me like a wrap-up of a game, just as best as you can. Just give me like a wrap-up. Like, you know, like what Doris does sometimes or something. All right, so the Indiana Pacers just defeated the New York Knicks in game six, and we had Pascal C. Ockham as the finals MVP. They'll be looking to go against

the Oklahoma City Thunder next week. You're, she's great. Bro, bro. ESPN. ESPN. What the fuck are you waiting for? What are you waiting for, right? That was incredible. Judy, it's in the bag. All you have to do is not screw up

the next year of grad school. No drugs, no drinking, no dropping out. Stick to it and you're good. And you, do drugs, drink, make film. That's the only way to do it. Two opposite ends of the spectrum. All right, give them a round of applause. Thank you guys, you guys are amazing.

Appreciate it. There's no other students. We got one more. Oh, there's one more solo? Can we do one more? Yes, put them in. I'll just do one more. Mike, closer to your mouth.

What's your name? Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Ms. Rachel. Ms. Rachel. Ms. Rachel. Where are you from, Ms. Rachel? I'm from upstate New York.

Oh, right. How far? Oneonta? Albany. Albany, we've been up there, the egg. Yep. Yeah, we've been up there, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you gone to the Egg to see a performance?

Not to do a performance, but when I was younger, I did like drama classes and my performances were there. At the Egg? Wow, what roles have you done? I was like in middle school, it was like- Doesn't matter, I was in middle school, I was Huckleberry Finn. I don't remember, I think-

I was. They were like original plays, I don't like- All right. Can you sing? No. Oh. But you can act. I think. They were like original plays. I don't like the other one. All right. Can you sing? No. Oh. But you can act. Not anymore.

Oh, you've given it up. You lost a touch. What are you doing at Quinnipiac? I'm a media studies major, so I'm also not really sure what I wanna do, so. That's okay. That's okay. We don't either.

And he's 53 years old. Yeah, I don't have, I like your whole look. Thank you. It's really cool. Where do you get clothes? Thrifting? Yeah, this whole outfit is thrifted, actually. It's amazing. Thank you. It's really cool. Where do you get clothes, thrifting? Yeah, this whole outfit is thrifted actually. It's amazing.

Thank you. Ms. Rachel, so what year are you? Let's get, wait, let's get. A little further, Ms. Rachel. Let's guess what year Rachel is at Quinnipiac. What do you mean what? What year, freshman, sophomore, junior, senior. On the count of three, one, two, three.

Sophomore. Junior. Junior. Yes. I'm good, dude, my psychic shit is. I only know sophomore and junior, so I will thank God. And I can, I'm psychic. Oh, senior and junior, and freshman. Very good.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. So I'm psychic, I can guess. I bet you she's from, I bet you're from Albany. Yeah. Pretty good. Where did she sit? Upstate New York. Now we're gonna cut it to make it look like I just said that.

Okay, here's one, let me guess what your parents, your parents still together? Mm said that. Okay, here's one. Let me guess what your parents, your parents still together? Okay, good. Let me guess, your father works for the government. Yeah. No fucking way! Yeah. What does he do for the government?

He's a mailman. Ah, that technically is the government. That's not what you were thinking. And your mother used to be a nurse. No. Oh fuck. Teacher, teacher. Oh, oh, oh, your mom, oh yes, I know.

She's dead. She died. No, she's alive, thank God. Rachel, thank God. Your dad is a mailman. And your mother does what? She's a computer programmer. Whoa.

Whoa. Very cool. Yeah. Still working? Yes. Amazing. So you come from bright people. Yeah.

Good people. Good people. Very good people. Now a mailman would be what color? Blue collar. That's good. Exactly. Now you're getting it. Fuck you. Dude, I love doing shit like that. Is your mailman the type of guy that everyone knows? Mailman! No you open your mail? What's your dad's last name? Carzone. Carzone? Oh Mr. Carzone, hi! Are they? Or they don't know? He talks to everybody. Oh he does?

Yeah. And dogs love him. Mailman! Get that dog away from me! I'm the mailman! mailman. Okay, good. I can see the character mailman. So mailman. Yeah, yeah. I got to deliver the mail. Get your dog away from me. Bro mailman is on fire. Can somebody write a mailman movie? I'm fired. Mailman. Yeah, he knows everybody talks to everybody. He's the man.. Mailman. Yeah, yeah. He knows everybody, he talks to everybody. Mm-hmm. He's the man.

Yes. And you love him. Mm-hmm, we go to a lot of baseball games together. Wait, wait, time out. You're, so Upstate New York, so you gotta be a Yankees fan. We're Phillies fans. What?

What the fuck is wrong with these kids? You have a brother. No. Fuck. Upstate New York. Sister? Mm-mm. Your only child.

Yeah. That's what they're doing lately. Well, they're all putting them into Quinnipiac, apparently. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Judy, are you an only child? No. that's what they're doing lately. Well, they're all putting them in a Quinnipiac apparently. Yeah Judy are you an only child? It's okay. Judy's not so we got one. Okay, so Upstate New York The Bronx is not that far from you and yet you like Philly Yeah, my dad well the Phillies were good when my dad was a kid So then he just passed it on to me when you always adopt me. Yeah, I get that his dad was an Arsenal fan

So that's why he is He can't even say Arsenal. Also no. Oh, no, no, no. Okay, that's how my dad says it. Cannon breast. Mailman! Yeah. Can you do an Asian accent?

Jesus Christ. We can. Yeah, you're not gonna. Miss Rachel. Dreams and aspirations. I'm a sports studies minor, so I would maybe like to go into sports too, maybe baseball, but can just...

Can you call a game? No. You don't want to call it, you want to do data and analytics? Yeah, I like that. I can, I love learning baseball history, like off the top of my head I can go back to like 1967 and like in the World Series winners. Are you fucking kidding me? I don't know anything about it. This is amazing. You know Daryl Strawberry?

Yeah, I know. Okay, awesome. That's the only name I know. Big Coke fan. Jackie Robinson? Pink Coke. I have a ball signed by him, my uncle. Oh my God.

You have a fucking Jackie Robinson ball? She's really into it. So wait a minute, you can name every World Series winner back until 1963? 1967 around there. Okay, look at me, don't look at the screen because he's gonna pull it up. Yeah, don't pull it up.

So I can't name a year and you can't pull it out? I could use- Like if I say 79. Pirates. Wow. 76. I do know that give me the 70s because it was like there were three back-to-back winners. That's right. I think 76 was the Reds. See they're the Reds of the Yankees? I think it was the Yankees, but you might be right if it's the Reds. Reds, holy shit. It was Reds.

Wow. How about- Dude, she's great. All right, how about this? I'm gonna jump time, I'm gonna time jump. Okay. 86. Mets.

Holy fuck. Holy, did you know that? You know the game? Oh, yeah. The 86 Mets, you know about, okay. All right, so how about, God, this is insane. 2017. Astros.

Because that was the gene. Bang in the trash. Yeah, you remember. Look at the, oh my God, Astros. Bang in the can. Who was the year before, though? 2016, Cubs. God bless.

It's my hometown. Who was the year before us? 2015. Royals. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, I guess, fucking, I don't even think it's wrong. This is a nod, I she's like, fucking, I don't know. This is a nod, I'm asking this, Jen, are you autistic?

No. You're just brilliant. Wow. Because we have a lot of autism in this room. And this is just brilliance, guys, this is regular. Are there other people you know, like presidents? No, no. No, she loves baseball.

Maybe she's one of those, you know what I mean? She loves baseball. Favorite Philly. Of all time? Yeah. Ryan Howard. One of the best. Wow. I played golf with him a couple months ago.

Really? Yeah, how cool is that? Love him. Oh my God, I've named her wrong. She said she had a ball from back in college. Who's the bally one? I played golf with him the other day. So what the fuck off?

He is the fucking man. Jimmy Rollins, you like Jimmy Rollins? Played golf with him too. Yeah. Okay, yeah. I'll just name a bunch of fucking Phillies. Yeah, did you like Schwab or when he was on the Phillies or no? He's still on the Phillies and I thought you guys got rid of him. No, it's his contract year God man. Look at her. She's a big fan Well, you know why I don't care about him anymore because when we dumped him off to you guys we didn't give a shit

He didn't play that good without us. We're better without he's better now. Well, we're better without it. Check the record You know what's going on. Would you take Sho Shai Oranani? Would you take Shohei Otani in cosplay? If he walked up to the place. Is he good? Is Shohei Otani good? Yeah, yeah.

Would you take him on your team? Of course. Okay, good. Would you take him? What? He's probably one of the greatest living baseball players. He's so great, I've seen clips. No, no, no, no.

I'm trying to explain to you. In the way that you talk about, like in the way that you talk about, I'm trying to give you the best example I can. Pierre Henry. Henry. No, no, no, even better than Henry though. I'm saying like-

The greatest- Like Maradona. Messi. Messi. Yeah. This guy is messy to baseball. Wow. He's unfucking believable.

He's a statistic's unfucking believable. He's a he is a he is a He's a statisticians mind fuck He's a mind fuck how good he is. It's like shocking Wow. He broke a wreck Yeah, I mean he shattered records in multiple of multiple lanes Yeah, and he's a pitcher who also bats. Yeah, he doesn't even have to fight two home runs it or day Yeah, they beat him 18 to 2 He's so fucking good Bob Yeah, that he doesn't even have to pitch and they're still beating the living shit out of everybody Wow easy good pitcher fucking awesome Yeah, yeah what you might start pitching this year? Yeah, they said maybe but I think if they're smart

They just don't need to I wouldn't do it if you're on the tear that they're on. Why would you do it? There's a lot of sports talk radio, but I will say I do love that you love baseball I gotta say my favorite Quinnipiac students so far. Do mailman again. Mailman! Mailman! By the way, there's, how about this? Do we have any fans that are Jamaican mailmen?

Mailman! Please fucking email us. You know there's a kid in New York who's a Jamaican mailman. I bet my fucking life on it. And email Carlos in the booth and give us a video of you saying, give us a video of you delivering mail.

I'm the mailman. So, can you do me, you're gonna close out the show and we need to look into that camera and say, thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend. Miss Rachel. Amazing. Battered bastard to baseball.

Woo. Woo. Woo. Amazing. Battered Bastards to Baseball.