Bad Friends - Double Betrayal

Episode Date: May 25, 2026

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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. Here we are once again together. You see my fit today?

I'm a Netflix guy. I'm a Hulu guy, dude. Look at this. Whoa, dude. Where's that club at? Look at that. Netflix sent me this jacket for doing the festival. Are you serious? And this hat. Yeah, it didn't send me nothing.

Seriously? Yeah, I mean, I got nothing. I got an email. Interesting. Interesting. Please say yes, please, yes. Interesting. Interesting.

For say. No, you got a jacket. They sent you. Is it a medium? Oh, yeah. Interesting. Interesting. The old dogs are the best.

No, no, no. That dude and then Logan? I love Logan. I love you, Haley. He's one of my favorites. He's my favorite, too. You know my favorite is. Connor.

Oh, he's. legend. Because my impression of Connor is literally flawless. I know it is. A raven. He's the king. He's the king, did. You, you don't have to say that. It's so good.

It's so good. It's so good. Would you perhaps be interested in taking a walk? He's the best. I was thinking about like, they should love as, Connor. Love on the spectrum, Japan. interesting

interesting bro it's the best show it's the best show bake bake bake show's good it's up there too we want to thank all the fans that came out to see us

at the YouTube theater in Inglewood California for the Netflix is a joke fest but thank you so much a really good turnout and we got invited to the I think last year they had the Netflix brunch

and we talked about it Do we not? Isn't it every two years? It's every two years. It's every two years. It wasn't last year. It was two years ago. Ted Sarandos's house. At Tread. Tread. Tread. Yeah, Trette's.

Ted Sarandos' house. Yeah, careful. Thatta boy. Yeah, poke him. Hey, I heard what you guys said on the pod. Yeah, yeah, I know, but... I heard you were very, very punctual. First guy there?

I was probably the first guy there. I was the first guy to leave. Mm-hmm. It was me and Donnell. you were yeah I mean well you did it almost a trick to me it was a good bit gay the ladies are here the Filipino ladies can we talk up with the trick real quick yeah yeah sit down girls and we'll chat a little bit

yeah so um so we did the Ted Saranto's Netflix house first of all it was double the amount of people than the last photo did wow everybody got an invite everyone got that's why we went I know that's what it felt like once they knocked out all the legends they were like What Scraglers? I know, I know. I looked around and go,

I looked around and go, there was definitely some micers. Yeah, a couple bookers were there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was crazy. And then also the guests of other comedians. Plus ones. So what happens is, this is what happens, right? A big comedian will bring a smaller comedian

and there's a smaller comedian will sneak into the photo. And I can name a couple, I don't want to put them out, you know what I mean? But there was sabotage. on the photo, which I'd like to talk about openly if I may. If I may. You may.

Okay, so I think Tom Seguera, if you watch the big shot, right, they had us throw us a ball toward the camera. You all made us take a playpen ball, like McDonald's playplace. They made us grab a ball and they said, we're going to throw it at the camera at the exact same time. Yes. So what I did was not throw. Right.

I know the trick. Yeah. Yeah. I just did, when they said at three, right, they said, we're going to count to three, at three, throw the ball. One, two, three. Everyone threw the ball, not me. I did my best smile. Smart. Because I know the trick, right?

Because if I did any kind of motion, it would make, so what Segura did, which was crafty, right? When he threw, he exactly timed out where his hand went over Greg Fitzsibbon's face. And if you look at the photo up close, find Tom Segura, Greg Fitzsimmons' face is completely blocked out. Show him the photo. You didn't send it.

I sent him the big photo. Just got it now. There it is. Yeah, so go zoom in. Zoom in where I am. I'm in the middle. See that me? Right there's right there.

Yeah. All right. So right to my, right. Now there's Cigurra's right above me. Go closer. Go zoomed in closer. And there's his, and there's his face.

And that's the girl's hand. He fucked him. And look at Theo, by the way. Yeah. Finally closing his mouth in a photo. Yeah. This guy. Yeah.

The first time ever. Yeah. And you want to see how. Andrew handles these public events because he gets nervous. Go scroll to the left. Go scroll to the left there. Scroll to the left.

Okay, okay, that's not it. That's not it. I don't know what that is. That is it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what that is. So see the big yellow ball there to the left. Zoom in there.

No, right there. Zoom in there. Yeah, yeah. And that's me in the top corner right. Yeah. And I, look at how happy. Like, it's a basketball. You're Steph Curry.

Look at that. three-pointer, dude. Why do three-point that ball, dude? Look how happy I am. Yeah, you are so miserable there. That smile. Yeah. So, first of all, they shuffle everyone in here,

and then all of the hungry, give me need attention comics have pushed their way to the front, literally. All right, let's go to the front. And then I said, and I said, I'll just stand in the back. I don't care. And the girl was like, just get down there, go down there. And I said, don't worry about it. I don't want to do it.

Yeah. But everyone that forced their way down to the front, It was like, you know, and look at, wait, zoom out a little bit and look to the right. Jeff Garland did catering that day, by the way. Dropping off a plate of food. No, but Jeff Garland did something very interesting, right? Interesting. Interesting.

What he did was, you don't know the reference because you haven't seen the show, but. Insane. It's insane. It's such a good show. Great show. Love on the spectrum. Yeah. But anyway, Garland was the last guy to enter.

I saw. Hmm. Because you have to see, you have to witness their behavior. Oh, that's smart. Right? And he's like, oh, I'll just go over to the wall and do a, lean right so now he's a focal point that's exactly right he's pulling yeah yeah he's pulling focus and that's an interesting thing interesting yeah and then um what so then in the front go to the

front let's see who's in the front ooh carry Kenny uh roll will next to chape yeah yeah Matt rife who has his hand oh oh that's Robbie with chapelle right Robbie pro Robbie proe yeah uh where's bert he's to the right right Yeah, there he is. Matt Rife is above the guy in the red shirt. Bert is right behind Matt Rife. Yeah. That's above Matt. Steinfield is above. And that's Ted Serendos right next to Sandler there, next to Eddie Murphy, right in the middle of the black shirt. That's the Netflix dog next to David Letterman. Pretty cool class there. Legend. Yeah. Yeah. And then let's go back up a little bit. Back up. Go zoom into my face one more time. Legends. Legends. And look at my

face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Couldn't be more anxious. I think you, purposely did that. Okay, so I talked to you candidly about this. I know, I don't like these things. They give me really bad anxiety. I understand that. I just get nervous and I get weird and I don't like it. Well, it's because, do you know why? Because I don't belong there. No, no, I'll tell you why. What? This is my theory and don't get mad. Oh, yeah. Because Taylor Swift's off there. Oh, that's a good joke. Yeah. I think it's not big enough. Right. You need a hire. Yeah. It's got to be Zuckerberg. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'll come. Come on. No, it's just not funny.

It's just not funny. I mean, if it was funny, it'd be good. There it is. I know, it's not funny. What is that? When things bomb, I do that. Oh, yeah. You should do that on stage.

Yeah, I'm going to do that from now on on this podcast. I will lift myself up with something doesn't land. Yeah. But to me, it is funny. And if you zoom in. Those are just tough, tough for me to do. It's hard. It's really hard.

I talk to everybody about it. I walked up to everyone. I go, how do you feel? And they go, I don't feel comfortable and I feel anxious. It's anxiety-inducing. And I said, I feel the same way. But what I did was a couple of things. You took your Lexapro, first of all.

I took my Lexa Pro. And I went against my gut instinct on certain things. So I walked up to people that I never knew. I never met. And I just said, hey, I'm Bobby McCormick. I'm just a big fan. That's awesome. I did it to John Stewart.

I have a photo with Bob Odenkirk. That's cool. Yeah. So I would go up to people that I'm actually fans of. and walked up and I went. Now, Eddie Murphy was one that I wanted to do that. Yeah. But he has an aura that you can't,

you just can't break that aura. He's perfect. You know what I mean? It's like an energy field or something. But he did shake my hand when he was walking up to his thing. He goes, hello, sir. And he shook my hand. Wow.

And I'm like, oh my God. I couldn't believe it. That's awesome. Yeah. No, so this was, it was amazing. It was beautiful to be around all these legends. incredible. I just, it gave me. Yeah, it's a lot of anxiety. It's hard because there's too many people. Like, look at that. Like, there's Taylor Tomlinson up there. I didn't even see her there.

That's what sucks. It's like, there's people you didn't even see there. Kate Hudson's in front of me. I, she was literally two people away from me. I didn't even see her. Well, you also asked who is that. Yeah, because in my mind, I'm like, I don't know a comic that looks like that. I was like, you know her. Yeah, I know Kate, but it's like, I didn't know it was her because in your mind, it's like, if you're going to like, you know, a football Hall of Fame and a cricket player's there. Yeah. So in your mind you're like, what team, Falcons? You know what I mean?

I don't know. It was pretty cool though. It was a cool moment in time. And then when it was over. So here's, this is my favorite part. Is Falcons a team? Yeah, Atlanta. Okay, thank God.

So then it's all over. Come into a close. Bob and I get on the phone. He calls me. And I shared this. I called Louis. Louis was in the car with Fitz and I called them because I thought it tickled me so much. Bob calls me and he's like, hey, are you still there?

And I was like, yeah, I wasn't. I was in my car. No, because Andrew had told me. earlier on in the party. Be the first to leave. You pulled me and said, you go, as soon as the photo's over, you got to rush.

Gotta get out of here. To the, you know, me, valet, because there's going to be a line. So me and Donnell Rawlings, he beat me. Well, he's... Yeah, yeah, he's faster.

Faster. And we both were running with our ticket and her hand or her hand. We were the first to get to the valet. Right. You're right? But my car came first. Of course.

You're right? It was parked across the street. Yeah. Yeah. I saw it when I pulled in. It was it really? Yeah, they left you close. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I was the first guy there. Mine was about a mile away. Yeah. So then I left and then like maybe like 30 minutes later, I call Andrew or did you call me? You called me. I called you about something and then you said, I go, where are you at? And you're like, I'm still at Ted Sarandos is how. I lied.

I was in the car. I know, but what did you? Then what did you say? So then I said, dude, you're, he said, should I, should I not have left? Because I, he thought I was still there. and I said, you're not going to believe this. I go, dude, oh, no, I'm sorry. I called you back because I said, da, da, da, da, yeah, I said, I'll talk to you later.

So then I ruminated about this in my head. And I called him back and I was whispery. And I said, hey, dude, you're not going to fucking believe this. And he goes, what? I go, we're inside Sarandos's master suite. He has a movie theater in here. And it's me, Seinfeld, Letterman, Louis, John Stewart, and he's doing a private showing of new specials and stuff that are about to come out.

And then he asked me, where's Bobby? And I lied for you. I said you were downstairs still and he said, can you go get him? So I'm panicking. And he was like, are you fucking, should I, oh my God, should I come back?

And I was like, you got to. Dude, I don't know, man. I got to go. Maybe come back. And I called Louis and Fitz and told him and they were like, are you going to tell him the truth? I was like, I have to fucking. Because he would have driven back to Sarano's.

I was, I get a U-turn. Pulled into his driveway. I'm like, I'm like, I'm raising back to where, you know, the area. Right? And then he called me back going, I'm just kidding. You imagine he believed it for a second.

I'm in Sarandos' master suite with Louis and Letterman and John's. It's such a believable. Come on, guys. It's a believable situation. For Andrew, yes. Did they let us into the house? I mean, it's like you can't, you don't even hide the meanness. No, I said for Andrews have a believable situation.

I believe that he would be there. I'm agreeing with you. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. They didn't. I'm so defensive towards you now that it's like I miss. I gave you. I ruminated about any, you know.

I gave you a big hug the other day. You were drunk. Yeah, you were hammered. You were hammered. That doesn't count. We're doing that show soon with him. No, the comics weren't allowed in the house. You're going to let all these pigs inside the house?

That's insane. No chance. So obviously we weren't allowed inside of the home of Ted Serranos, but we were happy to be in the yard. Look at Fahim. He was happy. Yeah, Fahim's happy. He was happy.

Yeah. But, um, I was, Sam. I wasn't unhappy. I was, that's my face. I get very anxious at these. I get nervous out of my mind. Yeah. And then Sherry.

Terry O' Terry, right there next to me, who is one of the greatest legends. Oh, I love Sherry, yeah. Legends turned to me and said, do you have enough room? Are you okay? I said, I'm fine. I don't need to, I can, I don't need to like wiggle into the thing. And because I'm like on a side, standing on a side thing. Yeah.

And she said, what's wrong? I said, these things make me so uncomfortable. I know. I know. And she said, give me a hug. And she gave me the biggest fucking hug. And it, it, I still made that face for the photo. Yeah.

Yeah. But inside, I felt incredible because she's a legend. It was incredible to see some of these people, man. Yeah, it was really really cool. Yeah. And then, man, what a night I had after our show. And I'm right, look at him. Yeah.

So just for the fans, so I can say this. So because it feels incredible. It feels incredible. After we did our show at the YouTube theater that the girls were at. Yes. Thank you for coming. Amen. I get an invite to go to this Dave Chappelle after party.

I go to this after party it's for agents and managers it's a decoy I'll tell me about the I walked in and I was like oh no this is the decoy party because everyone was like

is Dave going to be here and you could tell right away you're like oh no this is for agents and managers and then I get my phone back because they're locked up I walk outside and I texted Chappelle I said I'm sure you're getting blown up

I think I got the wrong thing are you guys at another spot he goes you, pull up. Almost immediately he was like, you got to pull up. Who are you with? I said, my buddy, a few of my friends.

I said, I'm with three black adult men, if that helps. And he said, it does. And I went to his. I know one of them. That's a good thing. Devontre, EP and my buddy Spank. Oh, EP was there?

Yeah. Okay. And then so we go to this other spot that's like six blocks away. I walk in. The inside child, you're not going to relate to this as much, but the inside.

I'm all with it. The child inside of me. I'm telling. It was insane. Yeah, yeah. I walk in and on stage, there's 40 people. On stage is Talib Kali and Mostef, and they're doing basically half a black star the album, right? And then it starts to flood in with people.

Like more people are starting to catch on to like, oh, they're performing. Oprah was on drums. Stedman on bass. Yeah. Yeah. So then Bus, Bust the rhymes. Dennis Rodman. Dennis Rodman was there.

Yeah, yeah. Buster Rimes gets on stage. And I was already like, this is insane. And then I hear like a lot of people shuffling around and talking. Ooh. And Kanye gets on stage. No. My hand of God.

It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Holy shit. Kanye. Is it the night that we did last Friday night where we went to we did our show? After our show. Yeah. It's interesting that I wasn't invited with your little charade. You went to go get food.

Oh, that, okay. You literally were like, I'm going to go eat. And I was like, I think we're going to go to the Chappelle thing up. He heard me say it. I was like, I think I'm going to go to the Chappelle thing. And you were like, we're going to go get food. So you fuck off your own opportunities because you could have been there. And I was in the front row.

I went right up to the front row. I wanted to watch Kanye. He was in military boots and he kept doing that thing where he kind of smiles where he goes. Wow. He smiles and takes it away. And they played it all falls down. And then they did a few other songs. And he was actually rapping.

It was wild to see. Wow. And all that anti-Semitism went right out the window. Right out the window. Right out the window. Yeah. It was incredible to see him live. like that, that close.

It was banana. That's insane. And how many people were there in the audience? I would argue by the time that he got on stage because people were going outside to text. Like people had got their yonder bags

unlocked to go text friends try to sneak into this, you know, this venue. Wow, wow. Probably 200 at the most. Oh my God. It was like the OR. Maybe less, maybe like 150.

It was fucking incredible. What time is it? Midnight or one in the morning. I was asleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were never going to come to that. I was dead asleep when Kanye was doing it.

Yeah, yeah, hang, yeah. Do you know who Talib Kuali is or no? I am him. That's how good much I'm a fan. Good answer. I am him. Anyway, we had a great show. We appreciate all the fans

coming to the bad friend show. And here are the two of our favorite girls that did the show with us. Yeah. Our Filipino friends. Lisa and Jules. Woo. Rudy Jules.

East, the shoes are phenomenal. It's hers. Those are dope. Yeah. And she never wears shoes. And your mom came. Yeah. She was flirting with me so hard backstage.

I know. She loves orange dick She does Yeah yeah Orange chicken Yeah She goes where is you I can't say orange

Why? Huh? Why can't I say that? You can't And I did America first She asked me Where my dressing room was

Many times She goes Can I go to your dressing room? I said sure Man coming to my dressing room Yeah Tito Bobby was gonna push her While you were doing your

Set On to the stage Yeah Can't have a moment of my own Are you out of your Always got to sabotage my bit. Are you...

Can't have a moment of my own. Are you out of your gorge? As soon as the spotlight's not on you. Boy, oh boy, does it get dark? No, no, no. Do you think I would do that? Are you insane? Yes, you absolutely would do that. I would never do that. Lie, lie, lie. I just grabbed

her and I kind of pushed her towards stage. I go, interrupt Andrew said, but I would never push her all the way in. Are you telling me for a second that you wouldn't run a bit like that? Not in front of that many people now. Yes, you would. I wouldn't.

Who believes that he wouldn't do that? I don't think he would, so he'd be too afraid. Yep, there we go. How about you, Andreas? Yeah, I don't think he would. Yeah, it'll be so funny. Yeah, McCone. I think you would because you got the balls.

Yeah, you know what you did? You tongue kissed a man. No, you, I was there. I was there. You stuck your tongue out and you guys did a little sorley swirl. You did. In front of my face. And you are, my friend.

Gay. That is actually right. That's exactly like gay, right? Bobby did that to six other guys. I didn't open my mouth and do a tongue twirl. You open mouth this kid with your tongue. That is his rule, no open mouth. No open mouth, dude.

I don't want hauntavirus. It's out there. I've already had four times. Yeah, yeah. I don't have all the experience kissing men that you do. I don't know how to do. Whoa. See, you know why?

You know why you say why wouldn't I never do a cruise? Why? Haunt the virus. Exactly. You're right. I was right. But you never said, Yeah, I thought it.

Yeah, okay, okay. That's why I didn't do it. I thought it. I'm gonna say it. Imagine if a hauntavirus hit the Adam Devine fucking crews. Yeah, the important cruise? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Imagine if that happened. First one to die, throw it out. Who's the first one to go? Stop breaking the table. You know what, you know what, you know what, you know what someone said to me one time? What? Someone who listened to the show a friend of our family says, when Bobby kicks the table, Yeah.

My speakers in my car with bass are on. Yeah. It sounds like an explosion happened outside. Who would die first? Because I know we have the same answer. Yeah, I don't do it. We can't say it. We can't say it.

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Yeah. How are you guys? How are you guys doing? We're good. Yeah. You got a huge pop last night. Massive. Yeah. Rudy.

Rudy! Of all those people. Yeah. And then you said one thing. I waved. That's true. Issa, you didn't see anything. I think East needs a bigger pop from the fans.

I think she needs to come out and they need to explode more. Yeah, I think so too. She's our secret weapon. She's a secret weapon. She's the new funniest girl on this show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know you've been overtaken by a mile, because you've changed.

I haven't changed. You 100% are a different person. Oh, really? Last night I was at the house and she was working out, right? You're exercising. At late at night. She's like,

Oh, haka. Hockada. Right, and they're like, with weight. With weight. You doing the hockata? Yeah, yeah, right? Yeah. And I was going, it's

She's one in the morning. I go, what are you doing? She's like, I have a model shoot Tuesday. Oh. Oh, my God, no. And then she showed me photos of other models are going to be there. And like, I'm not a high heat is.

Yeah, but she was like working. I go, it doesn't work in one night. I mean, you have to be doing this every day for like two years. Forever. Forever. Yeah, yeah. Do you work out? Like she was doing it.

Yeah. No, don't worry about it. I think don't do it. I say don't work out. Don't work out. Everybody, don't do it. Everyone should stop. Look at this blob of yellow garbage.

Still rocking. Still rocking. No paulups, no cancer, nothing. That's true. In my butthole. It's good. You got checked. Yeah, in my butt hole.

Yeah, yeah. But yeah, so she was working out and then you never guys talked about Coachella. Oh, because this is the first time. Yeah. We've been here. You guys had so much fun. Yeah, it was so fun.

Yeah. Would you go back? I would. I don't think she would. Why won't you go back? There's so much people. So much people. Oh my God.

Give me a fucking break. You hated it. Spoiled brat. You hated it. I went for you. You spoiled bread. And I'm going to tell you something right now, Andrew. And you're just getting me off my rockers right now.

Rock off, dog. Get off my lawn! At the energy that I had right now. Get off my lawn. Get off his lawn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I'm so furious.

I have to slowly get this up. I'm so sorry. Hit her heart. Hit off my fucking one. Go for it, man. All right. Interesting. Okay, so, um...

I'm sorry. Ah, Jelly. Oh, did I step on you, Shelly? How does she even stand him? It's all right, James. You know they're doing Get Ready With Me tutorials and it's amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's putting on, she's taking off makeup and putting a moisturizer and he is doing the

voiceover. It's fucking incredible. Oh, I got to watch it. Now she's, Shelly's applying. Moisterizer. Yes. To face. You full glow.

It's amazing. Great impression. Thanks. They should have cast you on SNO. I could have made Mad TV. I honestly believe, because you were this close. To SNO? No, I was pretty far away.

No, there's no way. You flew to New York and did in front of Lauren. Yeah, it wasn't right for me. You know what's right for me? What? Bad friends. What I'm saying, though, is... This is the only show that matter.

They missed out so badly because this is the best guy out there. No, no, I would have drowned on that. Because of characters and impressions and all that, you would have killed. I would have drowned. They, they, they, they, they, they, they're. No, you're the, you're, you're, Daryl Strawberry. I do cocaine.

No, no, no, no, all day long. You hit the ball. Strawberry's the man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out to the yes. So, I wanna go, want to go, I want to go back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it, take it back, right? I went to Coachella.

I did not want to go. I did it for you guys, right? So then I ask you guys to do one thing for me, right? And you guys are like, we will not do that. What'd they do? I want to go to Magic Mountain. Magic Mountain's great. Right.

And they're like, no, something else. And I go, you know what I mean? One trip to Magic Mountain, you know what I mean? Is lighter than a trip to Coachella. I would argue you taking them to Coachella and paying for the tickets. Yeah. Is worth five Magic Mountain trip. Thank you.

Five or six. Right, right, yeah, yeah. Six, six, yes. But five, absolutely. Absolutely five. Yeah, at least. Yeah, at least, right? I've already went to Magic Mountain.

Does that happen? With him? It doesn't matter. Did you go with him? Yeah. Yeah. You were there too. Yeah.

Right. You were there too. Yeah. Okay, so that's one trip. That's one trip. No, I'm asking him for two and I deserve five. I agree. Yeah, yeah.

Do the math. And we took it in and out afterwards. Yeah, do the Coachella math. That whole day was incredible. Yeah. It's too. Okay, so. So, so they won't do it.

Winyy baby. So then I gave them two options. Move out. No. Okay. No. Magic Mountain or skydiving. Oh.

Oh. And what do you? No? East, no? They're both like dust. No one dies at skydiving? Yeah, yeah. Magic Mountain.

Yeah. What's more safer? Skydiving or Magic Mountain? I would imagine maybe skydiving. I think skydiving is more safer. No, because Magic Mountain, people don't die. While there is no single public record up to date for injury, six flagged Magic Mountain. Reports are valid.

109 injury complaints, but that's it. No deaths. No deaths. No deaths. Yeah. You'll break an arm. Big deal. You got another one. Yeah, yeah. You break a white. Why can we go to like Renfair? Because it's, this weekend's the last weekend and I'm on the road. Skydiving actions are rare with roughly 10 to 20 fatalities per year in the United States.

Over three million annual jumps. So that's not bad. It's not bad. So skydiving or Magic Mountain? I'll do Magic Mountain. Okay. I think it should be skydiving or bungee jumping. Oh, no. Oh, I can't do that. Yeah.

Bungi-Gert. No, that's... You're more apt to skydive than bungee jump? Yeah, because bungee jumping, it's just like... I don't know. Yeah, so is skydiving. Yeah, but you're with someone. You're falling.

But you're with someone, no? Yeah, yeah, you're with an insurrectionist, like January 6th guy. Amen, you know? Bungee jumping is very safe. One in every... This war is going great. Easy. It was...

What? Nobody dies. No one dies. That's so scary. One death per year globally. And that guy wanted to die. He wanted to die. He probably unhooked.

He went, nah. Unhooked the caraping. Yeah, yeah. That would be a fast, painful death. Hitting the ground. You know what the worst part would be? You would explode, right? I mean, you'd pop for sure.

Yeah, yeah, especially if you ate that morning. Yeah. The worst would be, it goes down, then it comes back, and then losing it then would be even worse. What do you mean? Like when the, Bungy goes, and then it goes if you fell from the set.

Like, you feel like the bounce, it held you, and then it didn't held you? Oh, you hear a snap when you're going up. Oh my. Oh, my God. That would fuck me. That would fuck you up. Because you feel like you survived the first.

Right, right. You would hear the snap too. Oh, my God. And you're like, what is that? And you do calculations. I'm dead. I'm dead. I die.

I'm fucking dead. Me die. Yeah, me die. Yeah. So skydiving, bungee, or magic mountain? Magic Mountain. We open with what? X2.

X2, you must. Open with X2. It's the best one. It's the best one. Yeah. It's the most fun. It's the most fun, yeah. Because you start off backwards.

There's fireballs. Love the fireballs. We love the fireballs. And once you survive the fireballs, everything's pretty easy. Everything's easy after that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you go on the Joker or something like that? It's a cakewalk.

All that stuff's easy money. Look at this. Oh, my God. Yeah, look at this. And the speakers pumping in the sound. screams, I love it. You're gonna die today. You're die today.

We'll die today. Die today. It's gonna be great. It's so much fun. It doesn't even want to go though. Who? Your girlfriend. Okay, I have a girlfriend.

And she doesn't want to go. Yeah. But she's going. You know why? Why? It's called... Or skydiving. Or skydiving.

It's duty. Yeah, girlfriend duty. But we'll follow her if she doesn't get on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's called duty. Okay. Not that I'm a king, right? But I'm a crown prince. You're not the crown prince.

What am I then? It's her. She's the butler. I'm a butler. Wow. Wow. She's the crown princess. Yeah.

Why? Call her sweetheart. Yeah. Yeah. Tell us more. He gets really nice when she's around. He's so nice. Yeah.

When she's around. We had dinner last night and he was very nice. So she should be around more. Yeah. Yeah, he turns into a better version of Bob. He doesn't even fart in front of him. Yeah. That I find hard to believe.

You know, I sneak away. You know what I do? She's in the bed and I'll go all the way down my hallway because I have a little hallway where I go to the very end of the front, the door of my bedroom. I squeeze my cheese and I go, I do it like, you know,

like an agent orange. Oh, you do to open your time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go, and then I let the smell simmer there. Because what happens is, I don't know if you know about science, you know what I mean? But it follows you, like a stalker.

Like a stalker. A little fart goes in the night. You know what I mean? A little Richard Ramirez. Following you in the night, okay? So I let Richard dissipate. Let him like a little fart. Right.

And then I'll go back into the arena, right? And lay down. But sometimes what happens is there's a little bit of another, you know what I mean? Zodiac killer that comes after. Ooh. So I have to leave the bed again and release the Zodiac killer. Aftershock.

Right, a little aftershock. So that repeats several times over the night depending on if I had ice cream or not. Right. Yeah. Remember when you parted on Andrew's wife? Oh. That's good growth

Dude Are you trying to start a war No I'm just Because that was let go in the past He was so mad Yeah so what are you trying to do? I'm saying that's beautiful character girl You're growing up

Oh my god dude Why would you bring that off Dude That dude We almost ended It was the Beatles were over You know Yoko had entered

I mean it was You know it was bad Yoko farted on Paul's wife. It was bad. It was bad. He pulled me aside and he goes, you don't ever do that again. And a million years.

Yeah, and I locked eyes with them. And just through the eyes I can see, right, don't ever do that. Evil, evil, dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it was bad. But yes, what else have you noticed about me? You're just sweeter and nicer and you're very, like, cuddly with her. That's cute.

you're a new man I'm cuddly with all creatures like my dogs and cats right but who goes dogs cats girlfriend well I've known my dogs and cats longer

that's true you know I mean yeah and um you know I have a connection with goby my first dog I've ever had

yeah she's still with me and she looks at me like dad she's your she's that's your daughter I was like there's a, there's a connection there. So it's like, I can't put that in order yet.

I agree. You know? You're right. Yeah, there is no order yet. Yeah. So, um. How are you feeling? Me?

Yeah, yeah. You want to talk about it? Yeah, so let's talk about Carlos's head transplant. Do you want to talk? I mean, it looks, it looks. No, I'm feeling good right now. Yeah. You're not in any sort of pain.

It's just a little sore, but it's been like, big shout out to Bosley for doing the hair. Yeah, congratulations. Thank you. Wow. Duck down a little bit. Let's see. Let's see just the, yeah. Wow.

Yeah, that's what's going to happen. Yeah. Yeah. But it's been going well. Could you do it? It's going to look like when we first met. Exactly. That's crazy.

Could the hair line be a little lower? Well, they were trying to be realistic. They, like, there's not enough graphs in the back to put on top. Imagine if the hair line was down to your eyebrow. It would just hair all the way. I mean, that'd be a cooler look. But it would stop up here and that would have no hair in the back. Wait, that's, no one looks like that.

That's amazing. Oliver tree or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I have, I have an, I have a thought that you're going to get the hair and you're going to still buzz your head anyway. And you're going to keep it short. I want to grow it out once I get it. Yes.

Yeah, I want to do the slick back. You got to, no, don't do the slick back. I like slick back. No, dude, grunge. Oh, see, that's kind of cool. Yeah, that's cool too. Yeah, that's cool too. Yeah, that's cool too.

Yeah, that's cool too. Like, I've been on the road. It's going to take a long time to grow a grunge hair. A mad sign. It's, he has, what, 40 more years to do it? Yeah. I know. A little bit less.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. You and I, You guys think you're going to die before, or that I'll die before you? There's a chance. There's a chance. And I would like to talk about if I may. May.

Gosh. What? We're about to hear Bobby's side of the story. Oh my God. That makes me so mad. What? Dude, that puts me in such a rage. What's wrong?

Because as if... There are two sides. There's no... It's not Roshaman. It's a personal reference. Anyway, it's not, you don't mean? a two-sided situation. It's one clear side.

Oh, you almost said? Why didn't you clown? Because he would have been on my side. I called you. What happened? Because I knew Andrew would see things I would hear your side. Can I hear your side?

That's a good strategy for me to go first. It's a brilliant strategy. Yes, you can come up with things to defend your... Okay, I'll just go. Queen's Gambit here, dude. You got to find out. I'll go because there's certain... I want to go first.

No, I want to go first. I'll tell you why, right? That's a good boundary. I'll respect it. There's certain things that I want to omit from. in the story. That's why I want to go first. So what is it?

Do people like listening to this stuff or no? We don't know what it is yet. That's true. That's absolutely true. But these kind of personal, like, I mean, conflicts. Yes, man. Okay. What is it?

All right. So I played New Jersey Pact. Wellington. Yeah. And then we did. Wellmont. Sorry, Wellmont. Yeah, and then we did Medford Pact, right?

Saturday I had a little problem in Atlantic City. Yeah. What happened? What was the laugh about me? I asked per se. Because I'm having a trauma response. Yes, what? I'm having a trauma response.

Oh, trauma. Interesting. What happened? So I, first of all, for weeks, I was like, can I get out of this gig? You don't want to go to AAC? It's that that when you, you know, before you go to a gig and, you know, there's that blue dot epidemic. You know what that is? Oh, yeah. No. You know about the blue dot epidemic? Is that antivirus? No, it's different. He doesn't have it ever. I know he doesn't ever have

the blue dot. What are you talking about? Blue dots on ticket mask. Oh, oh, the seats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what's your problem? You just angry about. I asked you what the What is going on? Yeah, I don't know. Are you okay? I don't think I am. You're on edge. I know. I don't. He does it. Well, what happened? I'm going to tell you right now. Fine. All right.

So not a good show, right? I think I did pretty good, given the circumstances. Yeah. In terms of response. And we had a great thing. Casinos can be hard. You can play Borgata? No, Ocean.

Ocean. Yeah. Resort. And, you know, I still got over a thousand, you know what I mean? Tickets sold, but it wasn't what, you know what I mean? I want to. Anyway, I get off stage and I'm sweating and I'm on the verge of tears. I'm literally on the verge of tears because I'd never seen anything like that.

You know what I mean? Where it's like, I'm so grateful that they all came out to support me, but, you know, I was just disappointed in turnout, right? Which really happens. And I was in the green room on the verge of tears, right? And I'm literally, I'm calling my agents. Yeah. No one's picking up.

No, that's right. And I'm just sitting there, like, hunched over like that, sweat dripping, in the verge of tears. And then all of a sudden I see cameras go on. Somebody walks in with camera, two cameras. Macone? iPhone. No. he invites a Tick-Toker

to do a video with me and I don't know what's happening Who is this person? When he's already met. I've already met him but it's like before the show I want to know who's going to come and do a video

with me after the show, right? Is that a proper and fair thing? Yeah. He doesn't tell me. Okay. So I'm sitting there and then I have to in that moment. Turn it on.

Turn it on. So I'm like, hey! You know what I mean? And he's like, hey, and I'm doing, now, I'm reading off an advertisement that he has it on his phone for his new product. You didn't have to do that. I'm just saying, I didn't know what was going on. Yeah. I mean, because there's no prep from my tour manager.

Right? And then, right, he leaves, it's done. And I look at Carlos and I go, what the fuck was that? And then he gets defensive. You like good shit. Oh, like good shit. And I go. What do you mean?

No, Your Honor, Your Honor. I thought you would like it, right? You know what I mean? So that's why I did it. I go, yeah, but I want to be fucking pre-prepared if I knew a TikToker was going to come in and do a video. Right. Especially with a night that like I had tonight. Right.

Your Honor. Yes, Case heard. Okay. Did you get good shit? No. Defense? My defense is that I didn't know they were going to be filming when they walked in. And I wanted to surprise Bobby on this tough night with two free pairs of golden goose shoes.

What did that have to do with the TikTokers? That was the TikToker was bringing that for him. But after the show had went the way it went, and knowing that the blue dot virus was going on this night, did you not think to preemptively say, let's hold off until a little bit after the show, or you just let him come in? I let him come in.

Without preparing me. You're right. I wanted to be a surprise, but in my defense, I apologize and said this happened on my watch. I'm sorry, Bob. I did say that. But in what world do I not say that?

See what he's doing right now? Yeah. He's winning the case. He's not winning the case. No, no, he's not winning the case. I'll tell you why. Yeah, well, I'm the judge. But yeah.

I'll tell you why. Please. Now we're at dinner afterwards, right? And I look at Carlos because in my mind, Gilbert from Tiger Belly was there as well. And in my mind, I thought that Gilbert had set it all up. So now I'm livid at Gilbert. Ah, so he's not even taking the fall.

Right. So I look at Carlos. I look at Carlos and I go, I'm so pissed off at Gilbert right now. And you're like, why? because I love the guy that came in. It was just the wrong timing. Sure. Right?

And I go, because of that situation. And you go, oh yeah, yeah, we're both. You know what I mean? Your Honor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're on both. And did I not take, when Gilbert sat down on the table, did I not pull him aside?

Yeah, and I was confused because when we walked into the restaurant, I said, that energy, just, your honor. I'm a passionate lawyer, dude. Look at the manager, that energy. I'm a passionate. Yeah. Thank you, Your Honor. There's gonna be order in this court.

Yeah, there'll be order. Okay, there must be order in this court. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I want to tell you about what happened when we were walking into the restaurant. Yeah. Which is I told him that wasn't Gilbert. Like that said, what you do? Oh my God, you lied, a piece of shit.

Order. I would have lied to the judge. And then I'll tell you another thing you did. Oh, when the girl thought I was on Tiger Belly and I got mad at her. I wasn't even going to bring that up. You know what? Sometimes I don't drink coffee because it keeps me up at night. Caffeine buzz gets you a holiday.

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Right? And as a tour manager, you know, you don't eat all day. Why not? I just, I ate a little light meal because you think after the show you're going to eat. Oh, okay. Yeah. So the tour manager. We had reservations.

Okay, so Bobby's mad for nothing. Go ahead. As a tour manager, you're supposed to set up a meal. Yeah. Okay. We go to the restaurant after the show. Sustained. After the show.

And we walk in. And the host goes, we're closed. P.F. Chang's? No. And I look at Carlos go, what the fuck? He didn't say we're closed. What do you say? He said, the kitchen closes in 30.

No, that's not what he said. He did say that. He was an immigrant, he was an immigrant, didn't know who you were. And I thought we would get celebrity treatment. Now I'm going to call somebody. Oh, my God. Now I'm going to call somebody that was there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you don't say anything, okay? Witness. Yeah, I have a witness. right here. You don't say anything. I won't. I'm excited. You are excited? Yeah. Is this Gilbert or con? No. Ramsey, my opener. All right.

Yeah, he's not compromised. Hi. So, you're on bad friends right now. Hey. Okay. So, you know, after the Sunday show at the, in Boston, Medford, I think it was, was it Medford? Yeah, it was Medford. Yeah, yeah. So afterwards, when we walked in that Korean restaurant, what did the guy tell us? He said that their kitchen was closing

And they didn't have time for us And they didn't have time for us, right? Yeah, that's correct. Okay, thank you. Thank you, thank you, bye-bye. And instead he went to the four seasons in eight. No. By the way, answers on the first ring.

I know, whack. Desperate. Hello! Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also have another witness if I could call if I want. You may. I may?

Yeah. Okay, thank you. But if you're mentioning the kitchen closed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. Who is the witness? Cat Bird. Calling the stand?

Yeah, yeah. Don't say anything, please. Thank you. Let's see how many rings. Each opener is going to get to switch. All right. The message. Thanks.

Sometimes you have to do it again. Sometimes you have to do it again. She's on Do Not Disturb. Yeah. One ring. Oh, cat's losing. Hi, Bobby. Hi, Kat.

You're on bad friends right now. I'm on bad friends? Yeah, just I have to ask you a question. I have to ask you a question, okay? It will be the only time that you're on bad friends. Right. Okay. All right.

So, Sunday night, when we were in Boston, right? Yeah. And we went to that Korean restaurant afterwards, right? Yeah, when we went, yes. Yeah. And then what did the host or whoever say to me when we walked in the restaurant? The host said, oh, you can't, the kitchen is closed. Thank you so much. Good night.

Okay. Bye. Unreliable witness. He's paying them. Two. He's paying his witnesses. Oh, so what you're saying that, It was open. If it was open for 30 minutes, why wouldn't I sit down?

Because you got frustrated that you didn't get recognized. That's what happened. Whoa. That's literally what happened. He didn't go, oh, Bobby, you're here. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Interesting per se. Bro.

Well, judge, please make a final verdict. I got to be honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 10 to life, buddy. Yeah. No, I beg you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, your hair.

What? Your new hair. How does you get your new hair? How did I get it? Yeah. Oh, from bad friends. Exactly. I got you new hair.

I got you new hair. Thank you, sir. You lied. I didn't lie. Yeah, and conduct conspiracy. Did you make a reservation? Of course. Did you tell him it was him?

When you walked in the kitchen was open for 30 more, but they still said please don't sit down. Exactly. Right. Well, they didn't tell us not to sit down, but they warned us. But they said, it's closing in 30, which is another way of saying, we're not going to, we don't want to do this. They didn't say that, Andrew, I'm telling you right now, based on my witnesses, right? They said, we are closed.

Well, the first witness said 30 minutes to close. No, he didn't. No, Ramsey did not. No, he literally said they're closing in 30 minutes. He said it was the kitchen is closed. Yes. Closing in 30 minutes. No, he didn't say that.

He didn't say 30 minutes. Yeah, I'm going to call him one more time. Sorry. 30 minutes. I have to call him again. closing in 30 minutes. First ring. Hello.

Okay, you're on bad friends again. What did you say again? He said that he didn't have time for us, the guy, and he was kind of mad about it. Because the kitchen was closed, right? The kitchen was closed. Yeah, thank you. Bye-bye.

He's leading the witness. I'm not leaving the witness. That's what he said the first time everyone was going to hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't say that. I swear to God he didn't say that. Double jeopardy. Yeah, so, it's not double jeopardy, dude. Yeah.

He said the kitchen is closing. Exactly. Thank you. So he changed his statement, so he lied. This is not, I'm sorry, but that first witness is going to be thrown out. Okay, I have one more witness. But the second witness is fine. Is she still valid.

Yeah, she's still valid. And she said the kitchen is closed. It is closed. Yeah. And would you side with a convicted liar? We usually don't in this court of law. Exactly. Somebody that's known to deceive.

What do you girls think? You guys are the jury. I mean, from our experience with Carlos at Coachella, he was really... We loved Carlos. So I don't think he... I'm going to side with the jury here. Carlos, you're cleared of all the charges. Thank you, sir.

Bobby, you're going to have to stay after. Carlos was the best at Coachella. Oh, yeah. And he stayed with us the entire time. He wanted to make sure you were safe. Good chaperone. And she gave me mushrooms. Thank you.

You did? Yeah. Did you do mushrooms at the show? It was a micro dose. Oh, it wasn't anything. You didn't do any young lady. No, he did. She didn't.

He didn't? Who didn't? She didn't. So you gave Carlos drugs? Yeah. She's doing it? Stop! Stop!

Go. You literally just betrayed me. I'm siding with Carlos. So I will betray you as well. I didn't betray. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't.

Go. It's fair. It's fair. It's a double betrayer. I did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no. That has nothing to do with the case that's before you. Correct. You're bringing you up a completely different situation.

What did she do? All right, what has she been doing? Oh, stop! Now, you stop. Betraying. I'm not betraying. Look at me right now, dude. All right.

She's smoking. Oh, no, I'm not. Are you really smoking? A little bit. Why do you say, oh, no, I'm not? Did you smoke right before you came? No You haven't smoked one cigarette today

No Oh my God I swear I swear No good Yeah yeah But so you want me to review I could reveal other things too

But I won't Do it But I'm just saying I know But when you betray Right I betray I just said

Carlos was so good What does that have anything to do With the fucking case Of the last weekend Plus that is a betrayal On its own Yeah that's a betrayal on its own

How come once on this show We can Can we can we can we Can we go a week without betrayal on the show? I know. I know. One week. I know how you feel.

I know exactly how you feel. Because I feel like everyone in the show is trying to betray someone. I know. I know exactly how you feel. I'm a victim of circumstance. We should be lifting each other up. I agree. Yeah, not bringing everyone down.

You know what I mean? It's like I gave you a job. You don't want to do it. See, you're not even listening. Look. I come. Dude, I'm so grateful for the job you gave me as tour manager. Well, do the job.

I've been doing it the night before you were like oh this is a good restaurant Carlos like you forget about all the good when one drip a bad Drops down interesting Mm hmm interesting I think my bad stuff is so bad it's like oil or something it just ruins every yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So we got an email to Carlos at the booth The a production company They reached out it's the production company that's handling the distribution for karate ghost before you push play

I want to say this, okay? When you're doing a movie like this, an independent movie, right, you take certain, you know, risks and you go, it doesn't matter. Like the risk of the whole film. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter.

I can do whatever I want, you know what I mean? I look into the camera, whatever. Someone will see it. Go. And he's going, it's good. It's really good.

Oh, you go on. Turn it down a little bit. Ain't the big city of Beijing no more, huh? I'm from Minneapolis. I don't know any other towns and Chinos than Beijing and Japan, but that's besides the point. Now, if you're going to be staying here for a while, you've got to get yourself a form of transportation. Okay, it's big out here. It's too far to walk.

Wow. And I can't be schlepping you around every day wherever you need to go. I understand. I am sorry for the Inkin Beach. I mean, I don't mind doing it. Today, I'm happy to bring you home, but it can't be an everyday thing. I mean, I've got stuff to do. Yeah, I know.

I'm getting acclimated. Sorry, but surey. Hopefully it will be sooner than later, I'll tell you that. I don't mean to be harsh. You know, I like you. Now, the dojo is a staple of our community, and well, hell, we're just happy there was someone to take it over. I want to thank you for welcoming me into the community.

everyone has it been so kind well except too nah nothing never I think that you too they you're doing a sinners

this town is there's some things about this town it's well this place is just unique okay I'll tell you about it another time over a beer how about that I would rub a beer

Well, I gotta head down this lonesome road here. Gotta get me home, so you have yourself a good night. Drive safe on the Ronesome Road. He's a white belt. Can I help you? Sorry to bother you. Are you the Newtown, Sensei? Oh, that's great.

That's great. You know, we heard a lot about you. I urge you pretty handy with the sword there. And here we thought we stopped by and welcome you to the neighborhood. I don't want no trouble. I want no trouble. Wow. If it's not me curing you, I don't have much else to offer.

My time will be up soon. I must say, you are a fine warrior, but you are not the best. Before we were a samurai, we were trained in the art of karate by the greatest sense who walk this earth with us but his spirit still lives on and he protects us and he will avenge his pupils about this here town you saved him right sheriff well couldn't have you go dying without us sharing that beer together I suppose the rounder will be on me hell I'd like that as you can see we got much to discuss you must

celebrate the demise of that of a worry being. Celebrate, yes. Demise, not quite. You see, that spirit's haunted this town here since 1868. I didn't do much to it other than get it off you or get it away from you for a little while. It'll be back. In fact, they sent in some of their best men without any warning. You had no prep whatsoever, and you took them out with ease.

Well, that gave me hope. I always thought you were sent here for a reason. And now I know that to be true. Finally, someone will defeat karate ghosts. Did you make that? No. What the fuck did you just say? Did we make that?

Yeah. We shot that. I drove all the way out to the desert after landing. I had four hours asleep and McCone and I, in a crew of incredible people, shot that. I had a two-day shoot. First day we did with stunk eyes and a bunch of blood effects and everything and second day we had a few hours with Andrew

and he drove out to Joshua Trina we shot that like two weeks ago. Wow, it looks so good. Take that film school. Wow, you are talented. Did you like that? I thought it was shot so well. McCone shot that.

He did. This was McCone's baby. All I did was show up and- For four hours. No, no, no. No, this was a whole day. So you liked it. Yeah, yeah.

You like karate ghost? Crotty Ghost was so good, dude. Should we show the clip of me giving you the note? No, no, no, Bobby will love this. You will love this. Okay, I want to see it. Okay, so wait, time out. Look at this.

All right. You just heard, I was traveling four hours of sleep. So four hours, I had to wake up and drive two and a half hours in L.A. traffic to get out to Joshua Tree. I can't even believe that you would even drive out there. I did this for you. Why did you slam that? I killed this fly that's been buzzing around the studio, literally. Oh, wow.

Yeah, thank you. And by the way, as I hit it. I smacked it. Are you karate ghosts? Yeah. So Bob, so then we're in the car. Okay, I can't. Wait, wait, this is the end of the day.

Okay. It's been a long fucking day. Yeah. There is no food within 50 miles. Yeah. And so I haven't really eaten anything. They were going to get Chipotle. And I'm tired.

It's like it's in the 11th hour. And he's in the back of the car. This is why I know you're going to love this. This is you and me to a tea. Okay, go ahead. Now go ahead. In the beginning you should be able to, yeah, turn that a little bit.

Pause it. Look at me. He's giving me notes. Oh my God. Stop. Watch. In the beginning, you should be a little more embarrassed that he's driving you. Look at my face.

Other than that, everything's great. I don't get any acting notes. You know, see what I'm not. Yeah. Have you ever done Curb Your Enthusiasm? Have you done the office? Have you done five sitcoms? Shut your fucking...

Have you done film? Major motion pictures? Watch your fucking mouth. Okay, great. Are you ready? Yeah, I'll try. Wow, dude. That was real, too.

No. No, it wasn't. That's what? You're just in... He knows. I was fucking with him. Yeah. Because also he took the note. Yeah, I did the note. Oh, you did the note? Yeah, I wanted to play with him in front of. You know why?

Yeah. Because he was doing director thing in front of his buddies. Yeah. And I was going to stomp on his neck in front of his friends. But of course, I did the fucking note. I just wanted to make him feel it for a second when he's going. He's got real directory at some point. Right. And I let it go all day. And then in the car, I was like, that's it. Dude, it's, you know, here's a thing.

Doesn't it give you hope that this little tiny crew can do. We can make. McCone can direct. So can Andreas. Okay. I can't do the notes. Oh, right, no. Yeah, so it's like, and I'll probably come off in the movie,

like not good because I didn't take any notes. That's not. And I, because I refuse to take notes from these two, right? It's going to come across bad because if it was like Tarantino. Right. Oh, yes, sir. What if it's a DP, your respect that we get a DP? No, no, no, no, no.

I can't because it's coming coming from them because I know the whispers. They go to the DP, right? And the DP comes to me. me and goes, can you do it more? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I know that it's all from them. You're right. So there's no way I can work with them in that way. So we won't do it. Yeah. I just thought. Unless you give me no notes. I will say this. This was a, everyone that worked on it, fantastic job. Everyone put their neck out for this. They did it on a low budge, on a shoestring, and on a whim. They slept at this house overnight in the desert, like literally four to a bed

because they wanted to make this. And everyone, we appreciate, this was just a fun little, a bit we wanted to run with you to show karate ghost. And McCone had the idea. I said I'm down to shoot it. We got one day to do it. Incredible. And we had one day and everyone did a great job. That's one day shot. Well, two days.

I did one day with him and they did the stunts and all that stuff. He had a stunk guy come and do all that flips and all that shit. It was nuts. Do you have any other grudges to hash out before we take off? I think we're good. Girls, do you want to say anything before we go? Well, they're doing live streaming. Oh, yeah.

Wait, what? No, we had to stop it because the PC wasn't. I know, but you're going to do it. Wait, you guys are doing, like, Twitch? Yeah. What are you doing on Twitch? We're playing games. games.

Okay. What? I'm a little concerned about the community. About our community or community in general? Asians. Oh, here we go. No, no, no, the Twitch thing, I'm unfamiliar. I'm ignorant.

It's huge. I know, I know, I know. I'm just saying a piece of it with a girl streaming feels a little dangerous to me. Like are creepos on there saying stuff to you? No creepos. No, but they were flaming us for the quality. Doesn't it feel like a place where creeps would go? It feels like a place that creeps would sign on.

That's everywhere on the internet. I know, but this is them live for creeps, you know, live for creeps. Yeah, but it's not like we're just wearing. That's the channel. I'm not saying what you're wearing. I'm saying creeps, weirdos. So nobody says gross shit, good. Don't because we'll fucking find you.

We'll find your IP. We'll trace you and we'll kill you. I just don't like that. Because it reminds me of what's the thing where you, omog, omogel, megal. Migel. Yuck. It just feels like it's like a breeding ground for weirdos to do weird shit. Who's Mookie Betts?

He's probably one of the greatest baseball players alive right now. Because tomorrow have to wake up early and meet Mumuki Brits. You're saying this as if I set it up. We're going to bowl at his house. Or you're doing it too? You're doing it because of me. Oh, I didn't know who Mookiee Betts was. Exactly.

You're an idiot. He's a great baseball player. He's like one of the best. Oh, I'm sorry. This is a sport that I'm not. familiar with. I apologize. I knew Daryl Strawberry. You did. Yeah, yeah. Wait, I want to hear more about the streaming. Mookie plays for the Dodgers. He's amazing. He's the man. Okay, good. So we're doing that. You're going to meet me tomorrow. Brother, you're meeting me tomorrow. You know what? I choose not to now.

Don't go. I don't care. I invited you. Yeah, I don't want to do it. You're doing it. See, well, then be more grateful. I don't need you. I'm doing it because I think it's fun. I'm going to do it too. Correct. Let's move on. You're welcome. Thank you for being a bad friend. Perfect. Hey, y'all.

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