Bad Friends - Draft Episode for Jun 16, 2025

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

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You two are something. We! You two are something. We're bad friends. I can kill a gorilla on my own. I don't need 99 other men. He's doing this because there's a guy who's wearing a shirt that said, I'm not a gorilla, but I can beat off 100 men. Not that based on that, I saw that.

That's what we just talked about at lunch. Yeah, but there's these memes and stuff going around about 100 men versus a gorilla. You couldn't, you could not. A hundred men versus a gorilla. Yeah. We'd lose. It's not how big a gorilla is. It's not how big a gorilla is. Oh, I mean, how many, okay, let's go, let's go all animals. How many men will a Yorkshire terrier? How many men would a Yorkshire Terrier? Like a grown adult male, just one. One, but not Brad Williams.

How many kids? But not Brad Williams. No, BW would be taken down. Yeah, he'd be taken down. How about how many people would it take to fight off a Doberman Pinscher? Ooh. I saw a guy manhandling his dog this morning

speaking of which, and it really pissed me off. Why? Dude, cause you know how like people tug on the chain and he whipped it around cause he was barking at another dog in a fence. Yeah. And he whipped it so hard, it leapt off the ground and then he grabbed it by the neck.

That guy, write his name down, that's uncalled for. A pit bull. He had a pit bull. I hate when animals are treated that way. I don't like it at all, man, it pissed me off. There's my dog in the window. Yeah. He scared both Carlos and me.

Did it scare you guys? Yeah, it jumped, literally. Where they'll see like a puppy being beaten down on the side of the road. Disgusting. Right? How come I can't find them? You know how there's this show on the internet where they-

I can't find kittens or anything. You's this show on the internet- I can't find kittens or anything. You know the show on the internet where they catch, there's a guy named Colorado Ped Patrol. He like baits people that are trying to interact with underage people and then they beat them in public. They like beat the life out of them. Why can't we bait people that are abusive to dogs and beat them in public and stream it?

I think if you beat dogs, we should beat you in public and stream it. You know what I do? I put peanut butter on my butthole. Yeah, I'll get them out there. That'll get the dogs excited. I don't know about the guy who does the abusive stuff. I'll make him eat it.

Oh, that's smart. Yeah, yeah. That's very smart. After the dogs are done with you? Chunky peanut butter. Extra chunky. Or crunchy. You like chunky or smooth?

I'm a crunchy guy, dude. Really? Oh, 100%. Yeah, you're kind of crunchy. Yeah, yeah. Well, you like smooth? Nah, smooth is so weird. It's so weird.

It feels weird. What kind of jelly do you use? Mm. Mm. Raspberry. No, what brand? I use the one, what's the one that's, you know, you know. Yeah, it's the one that looks like a mom and pop.

Yes! That one. Who is that though? I don't know. I don't even know, we just buy it. We buy it because it looks so like a cottage. Yeah By an old white lady. Yeah, I made you some jam Yeah, where is it? No, no, man, we're not smuckers. We're not smuckers guys for sure that one the first one the first one go up top The first one the first thing that girl, that's what I use. Who is this woman?

This one. Bonnie. Bonnie. Bonnie Mayman. Oh, she's got a skillset, that one. Huge rack, Bonnie Mayman. She's just an old fat white lady. I'll make you some strawberry preserves. Yeah, that's a really good one.

Do you refrigerate your jam? No, I don't think so. Do you refrigerate your peanut butter? No, and I definitely don't refrigerate butter. People that put butter in the fridge, weirdo. Leave it out. Leave it out, you weirdo. Let it get soft.

Yeah. Butter should generally be refrigerated. No, that's not true. Yeah, I think that you're wrong about that. I was going along with you and I'm like, butter. No, butter lasts longer in the fridge, but you don't have to put it in the fridge. You don't, look it up.

Here's another thing you shouldn't put in the fridge, sashimi. Leave it out. Leave it out for a month. Wherever the sun is it in the fridge. You don't, look it up. Here's another thing you shouldn't put in the fridge, sashimi. Leave it out. Leave it out for a month. Wherever the sun is coming in your house. Yeah. Big slice of tuna in your front, just in the front.

Recommended refrigerated jelly, especially if it's not high sugar variety. I'm gonna tell you, I don't oblige you any of that. I drank spoiled milk yesterday and I'm fine. Really? I did, I'm not kidding. I had cereal, looked at it, it was like seven days past when it said don't drink. Was it curdled?

Tasted fine. I mean, my farts smelled weird, but who cares? I do. Your body is- I'm lactose intolerant. Oh, well you can't have it. Curdled milk, forget about it. You're lactose intolerant?

Yeah. You're Korean and Jewish? Yes. That's what I had for breakfast. Yogurt. Yogurt. You had yogurt, yeah, okay. By the way, yogurt, isn't that curdled milk?

There's nothing wrong with drinking spoiled milk. Thank you. It just doesn't taste good. But it doesn't do anything to you? No. No, you're fucked. How old, how old? Drinking milk can be dangerous.

It's so good to have doctors in the house. Yeah, like we're on Rogan show. Just giving out medical advice to two fucking idiots giving out medical advice. Does your mother have titty milk still in her breast? Cause that's, I'd like to try it. We know yours doesn't. Yeah, I know.

You see those fried eggs hanging off her chest. This thing's hit her belt. Dude, you know what's so funny? Your mom goes, are you looking at my boobies? No, you know what's so funny? No, I'm looking at your face, not your fucking belt line. Yeah, you went mean with it. Are you looking at my boobies? No, no, no, dude, you're going mean with it, dude.

You started it. I just said are there, like a scientific question, and you went- Clearly there's not. ... dug into my mom. Clearly there's not. You know milk goes away. Yeah, okay. How long does breast milk stay in a woman's breast after giving birth?

After they stop breastfeeding. That's what I mean. You know what your mom's titty... Two years after cessation. You know what comes out of your mom's titty? Mac and cheese dust. The cheese dust. Did that land? You thought that was going to hit, didn't you? You thought about it and it didn't hit. It's going to hit with some of her fans, I think. Okay. Well, let me have the line again then. Go on.

The cheese powder from McEnroe and Cheese. That's pretty good. Kraft? Yeah. Yeah, Robert Kraft? You know what penis I want to see though? Who? Remember that flying horsey and never ending story?

Falcor? Yeah. It's packed. Yeah,? Yeah. Packed. Yeah, it's gotta be packed. Dude, I saw, I read this thing, this is crazy. He's an OnlyFans now. Oh, Falcor's on OF? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, look at that tongue though, Jesus Christ. The never ending penis. It goes on and on and on and on. If you were given Falcor, that actual fucking robotic, whatever thing, would you display it in your home? Yeah. Where? Front door.

Yeah, amazing. Right out the front window, so people coming up. No, I would have get wrapped in my roof. Oh, that's smart. I think so. I put an Asian like roof, right? And wrap that thing. Oh, that'd be so good.

You have an Asian roof. I do, yeah. It's on your house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Amazing. That's funny that your real estate agent will have an Asian roof. I do, yeah. It's on your house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow. Amazing. That's funny that your real estate agent will sell your house afterwards and be like,

and this is an Asian palace. They're like, it doesn't look, it looks Spanish. They're like, wow, it was Bobby Lee's house. Wow. It was an Asian palace. Well, just by me living in it doesn't give it value. You're King Lee. Are you not King Lee?

You think you give value to your house? I'm just a white. You're King Lee. I'm giving a white. You're King Lee. I'm giving you credit. You're missing a compliment. I'm the fraud king, fraud king. Fraud king? I can't talk today.

It's all right. I'm burnt out. To drink some of that coffee. Hey, look this up. This is crazy. A guy on the internet said, you know when somebody goes, I'm hung like a horse? He's hung like a horse. Yeah.

They did like the math comparison of a horse's penis in comparison to the weight of the horse and its size. And technically, look at this, here you go. The average horse weighs a thousand pounds and has a 20 inch dick. That's a ratio of 50 pounds to one inch. So an average man weighing 200 pounds only needs a four inch dick to be hung like a horse.

Wow. We're good. Yeah. Well, I mean, you're much less than two, how much do you weigh? I'm hung like a giraffe now. Well, I mean, you're much less than two. How much do you weigh now? I'm hung like a giraffe now. Sure, dude. With that metric. But isn't that brilliant to think about? That's hung like a horse is very average penis. Oh wow, I did not even realize that. News from Spain.

A day without power. What 12 hours of darkness looked like in Spain and Portugal? So I read this. The trains went down. Everything went down, huh? What'd you do, fancy? Look at all those fancies. Yeah. I can't catch the bus to the place. Look at their bodies. Just like, it's like a fucking village of porgs. It's a porg convention. Dude, they're all, wow. It's not your fault then.

It's not, it's genetics. It's the people. My God. It's genetics. Yeah. It's genetics. It's not genetics, dude. It's like that movie, Wreck.

Remember that movie Wreck? Wreck, yeah movie wreck remember that movie wreck wreck. Yeah, you remember that movie. Yeah, great movie You know wreck. Yeah, did you see wreck too? Yeah. Yeah, there's not three and four There's four of those. Yeah Wow Wow in an American version called quarantine. Oh quarantine. Yeah Rec was good Honestly, dude. Yeah, yeah. Shut up. Wreck was good. Honestly, dude? Yeah. You're a little snippy today, aren't you? So you haven't watched any Last of Us.

I've never seen The Last of Us, no. Why? I'm stuck, I told you, I'm stuck right now on the studio on Apple TV. I was watching that and you haven't seen it, so we have, you know, that's the divide. Interesting, okay. I gotta tell you, it's very meta.

It's inside, inside, inside baseball. Yeah. We get the jokes. Yeah. The problem is I'm so fucking jealous. That's why I can't watch it. I went to bed last night so fucking jealous. That's why I can't watch it.

It's cause I was like, why can't I be just- I have friends in it. I cannot watch it. Let me be a page. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Why can't we get work? Duh.

Cause of this? Probably. Yeah, it's gotta be a piece of it, right? Yeah, yeah. But this is- I'm gonna email Seth Rogan and ask him if he can cut me out of that one too. Put me in this, cut me out of it.

Just so I can be on set for a little while. All right. Just like the room. I'll get cut out too. You'd probably stay. We apparently did kill the Pope. Our 266 episode came out the day he died. And he was the 266th Pope.

Are you serious? Yes. No. That's confirmed. I knew we had power. I knew it. Oh my God. Did you see that Pope, Pope Francis as a young man?

He was a hottie. Was he hot? Yeah, a young Pope Francis. Please be right. No, that color photo right there, that one. Zoom in. Yeah, he's a handsome cat. Dude, look at the eyes, dude.

Piercing eyes. Those eyes have some- Betty Davis' eyes. Betty Davis. She got Betty Davis' eyes. That's what it is, yeah. A ton of music to them. Betty Davis' eyes. She got Betty Davis' eyes. That's what it is, yeah. A ton of music, aw. Now, he could get girls. He had to resist it.

Do you think, don't you think some of these guys are, they're getting top and just not telling anybody? You think so? I think if you get to heaven and you're Pope Francis, he's like, you did so much good, but I do know you were getting your wank sucked. But just to get message that you're gonna get dove put a message on it put in the sky It takes three months for it to come back. That's their Raya Yeah, that's their Raya as long as you confess that you're fine if he confesses that he did something bad What are these ones hottest Pope's?

the hottest popes, but. Okay, let's go with the hottest popes. I'm too tall for most of them, so I gotta click on this. No, it's gotta be, that dude is not hot. That guy's hot. His civilian name was Fabio. You know what he looks like? Dirty Harry, you know who Dirty Harry is?

The porn star? Oh no. I thought Dirty Harry, the movie, the movies would be. Look up Dirty Harry the porn star. He does look like Dirty Harry, dude. Dude, that colored one. That's my old landlord. I'm not even kidding.

That's literally my old landlord. Yeah, go to the first one. Dude, that's the po. This dude is an animal. Let me guess. This guy died of a bad, bad disease. He's still alive. Is he?

Yeah, I think Dirty Harry's still alive. Dirty in the name is great. But he is, wow. Is he alive? I'm seeing. Dude, Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry, Make My Day, so good. How does that line go? Make my day.

Go ahead. Make my day. Go ahead and make my day. Imagine saying that to somebody and then beating the shit out of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Make.

Yeah. And your kids are there? Damn, no! Why would you say that to him? Tell me about David Harari. He was born in the Bronx, New York in 1951. Yeah. I love how it says he's an actor. Let's see some of his titles. Go and zoom in. Play Daddy. Dude, he was great in Play Daddy. Bang Bus, relax, he's my stepdad. I thought he deserved a Golden Globe after that one Bang bus. Oh I suck is so good. Yeah Cash for chunkers for oh, yeah, he does chunkers. I love chunkers you do. I think cash for chunkers is great

Yeah, I'd have to get cash for the chunker 29 of them He did 29 how many films has he done in total go back up to the top? I'll show you on I TV. He did 29 of them. How many films has he done in total? Go back up to the top and he'll show you on ITV. He's done so many. How many titles? 323. Dude.

And he's got one coming. Oh, really? Pink visual pass. Oh, I gotta see that. Oh, he's keeping up with AI. It's released already. Also, I wanna do a alert. Can I just go back on my word about the

death and ramen real quick? About death and ramen? Yeah, yeah. Already done a spell on rival. I know, I feel bad. Is there any way to get rid of that spell? Let me read the bottom. Let me see, let me see.

Look in, let me see the bottom. It says. I think I overreacted. As the day progresses, those changes will gradually, steadily become more apparent. However, you cannot reverse any of these spells as they are permanent within the universe.

Oh my God. I resent the fact that, do that do do's hair looks better. It does look really good. Does literally look better. It looked cool. He does look good. Yeah. I don't like there's definitely like a tension

between me and Carlos. Post Trump. Maybe maybe. You think because of Trump's election, you guys have had like weird beef? No, since you know what, since Bobby was invited to the White House. Oh yeah, are you gonna go to that?

Are you being real? What are you doing? You're talking- Are you being real right now? You brought up the tension. That wasn't the tension. It's the overall tension. Oh, okay. What are you doing? What? You know what you do? Put gas on the fire.

You're a fireman. Let's say I'm stuck in a house, right? And I'm on fire. I run out. And you're a fireman. And's say I'm stuck in a house, right? And I'm on fire. I run out. And you're a fireman. And you just throw more gasoline on me. 45 for 79. It's a Korean family. We're gonna let this one burn. Yeah, yeah. That's you. No, dude. Yeah, yeah. You're not on my side half the time. Dude?

Yeah. That's true. You really want to do... What are you doing? What are you doing? Yeah, because he's the logic and reasoning behind this whole operation. No, he's a piece of shit. Yeah, no, he's on my side all the time. He left his daughter in a hot car for hours.

Do you know this? They called the cops on him. No, didn't they, through? Yeah, he was going into Ralph's. Only once. I know, but why do you, dude, you left your child in the hot car? Yeah. Five minutes in and out.

Five minutes? Did you get in trouble? Yeah, the cops came. It was fine. He doesn't want this stuff he brought up. He tried to murder his daughter. He did. Yeah.

It's generally not safe to leave your child alone in a car, not even for a few minutes, and you did it for five. I love the windows open though. She's not a dog. Yeah. This is one lady that came out of a casino casino and they're like, do you know your children in the car? She's like, I was only gone for 10 minutes.

Meanwhile, she had been gambling for 10 hours. 10 hours, 10 minutes. What's the difference? Yeah. I mean, was she on a heater? If she's on a roll, you got to let her do it. Yeah. Also those kids, that's her mom.

I mean, that she's the mother. They're going to turn out shitty anyway. What's the difference? What? Because she's the mother. They're gonna turn out shitty anyway. What's the difference? What, cause she's black? That's insane. You never even said that. That's insane that you would say that. You just said she left him in the car.

Yeah, you might as well just say, well, you know, they're used to heat. They're from Africa. You know what I mean? Like, where is your mind today, dude? Who made up all this stuff? You did, dude. I didn't know the race of the woman. I said she's a bad mom. It was a viral your mind today, dude? You made up all this stuff. You did. I didn't know the race of the woman.

I said she's a bad mom. It was a viral thing, dude. I said she's a bad mom because she gambled. God damn you. Nice try. All right, God damn you. All right, anyway, what is this? Police are planning to charge a mother

to whose children died inside the van of Detroit Casino Garage. Wow. Oh, they died. Yeah. I saw this dude, I was at Vegas last weekend, and I'm telling you, what breaks my heart the most is when you see people with babies

at like one in the morning in the casino. Jesus, what are you doing? I mean, but the fact that that's not, how is that not illegal? What are you doing? You gotta be 21 to gamble, right? Yeah. So it should be like no babies on the floor also,

that's a law. Yeah. Can't have babies on the floor. What would happen if you did get- Look at that, no baby, babies generally not allowed on the casino floor. Yeah, it is, I saw it all fucking weekend. All fucking weekend.

Do babies get drunk? If they have alcohol, yes. Oh. If they have alcohol, yes. They can come intoxicated from small amounts of alcohol. Oh my God, imagine your baby drunk. Did your dad ever give you- The baby's like,

I need a cuckoo. I want a laugh at this bit. It's not good, I know. I'm throwing blanks. No, you're trying. We're thrusting in the sky. Nothing's happening. Did your dad never, like, you know when you were teething, you ever heard this and they give whiskey on your gums? No.

We do that. That's the whites do that. My dad used to do it with sake. It's not the same thing. Yeah. It's not the same thing. We're dying. If you put a piece of kimchi in your toes. Yeah, we're dying.

We're fine. No, I'm not. You think it's the fucking, the interns that are here? Where's these interns? Send them down here. Let's get them. Camera going? Yeah.

What's your name? Diego. Diego, you know what you are? Diego. What am I? A young, dirty, hairy. Look at that mustache. Is it bad or is it? No, it's a good look.

No, it's pretty bad. We're kinda like rocking the same thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, mine's a little better. Little bit better. That's you right there, Diego. That's you, dude. Diego, what happened?

I saw you on the, I pulled in the parking lot, you couldn't get in the bathroom. Couldn't figure it out? The door was jammed. Yeah, jammed. I mean, this is the new generation they don't have to turn it in a push yeah let me ask you this guy what's up guy are you it who careful sorry sorry sorry damn Diego Audrey sorry sorry are you skating on

thin horchata right now are you in the movie Zanadu what's up with your shoes dog do you like them no wait why not what brand is it let me they're like the kill Bill like yellow type you know you think that's yellow no they're like the same ones as they kill bill ones yeah they're tigers they're tigers okay the pants pants you don't like them no I'm just analyzing you dude that's what I'm doing I appreciate it yeah yeah can I analyze you I like your hat okay you want to you analyze me and I'll analyze you. Alright, let's go.

Well, tits for tat. Alright, alright. Go ahead. I love your hat. Where is it from? It says right on it. Yep. But made horn. Made horn?

Oh, made warns. Bad vision. Bad vision? What are you, 19? 20. You have bad eyes at 20? Horrible. What's your vision? What's your number? Like, 8 out of whatever it is. Did you do vision? What's your number like? Eight out of whatever it is eight out. No, no, it's like isn't it 20 20 like eight 20 or what is it? Well, you should have you ever been to an eye doctor. Yeah, but do you have contacts? I do you don't know your prescription

I don't cuz I don't wear them. They see what these kids they don't what do they know can't open a bathroom Don't you threat do you thread your eyebrows? My barber does them the he does turn on? He does thread them on my barber. They're really nice. Yeah, thank you. What's your barber's name? His name's George. George what?

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No, never had empanada. I guess it right. Never. Empanada, never had. You've never had. Spear? Yes. Oh yeah, whatever.

You own a spear? I never, no I don't. Bingo! He's right. Spear fishing. That's not the same thing. Oh, okay. I'm talking about a Viking spear.

A Viking spear? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never seen one. Let me do another one, okay? You've never been to Canada? Been to Canada? Yeah. I'm actually Canadian.

I knew it. How'd you know? Wait, how I asked you. How'd you know? Wait, how'd you know? How'd you know I was Canadian? Look at your weak mustache and your tender face. Thank you, I appreciate it. That's Canadian. Well, you got a new Prime Minister, congrats.

Yeah. Oh, I didn't even know that, but thanks. Yeah. How do you not, you don't know this? What do you guys know? Yeah. What do you know? Yeah.

You're a film student, right? What do I know? Business. Oh, you're in business? Yeah. But I am. Can you tell? Yeah. Oh, yeah. in business? Yeah. But I am. Can you tell? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. What business do you want to do? Like social media management? Oh, no. Wait, you guys want to know a crazy story? Oh, we love your stories. Go ahead, Dirty Harry. Speaking of business and all that, you guys were, or you had actually gone on Instagram

Live and I had commented, oh, would it be cool if I ever worked for you and like what it and you're like no you're never gonna work for us Are you working for us now? I'm not where I'm just saying look are you working for us now? I'm not working, but look where I came look how far I know but you're never gonna work In fact, we're never gonna see you again. I'll tell you what we'll hire you for no money though. I'll do it damn Well, are you seeing somebody? I have a girlfriend Is she living here in a little crack in the voice when you say girlfriend? That was good. Yeah, let's analyze that Wait, what? No, hold up. He got nervous. Yeah, I'm a little nervous How deep is it is the relationship three and a half years? Wow, well sweethearts Wow. Wow, you know, it's not gonna work out, right?

Did you know that way why do you say that? Wait, why do you say that? It might. It never does. Wait, why? What'd you say? He's autistic? What'd you say? He said show him the statistics.

I got some of that tism. Show him the statistics, that's what he said. No, what I'm saying to you is that you're ultimately not where you're going to be. Do you understand what I'm saying? You're gonna become successful, we don't know what's gonna happen to you, right? 2% of all marriages from high school sweethearts last.

Success comes, I'm just gonna like. I've seen it all day, every day, dog. Well, I might be the. You won't be. 2%. No, because when you fill out, you're gonna be a chunko. When was the last time that we had tails connected to our tailbone?

That's a weird question that you came up with. I have a little pain in my tailbone. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking about that humans lost Our tails 25 million years ago. Oh my god Really, why did we lose us? Yeah, we didn't need it Fuck it. Don't you know? No, it'd be nice to sit on a tail. Yeah We didn't need it That's crazy That's what we used to look like what would you do with your tail if you had a tail me yeah I would bling it out what would you do bling it out my tail yeah I've talked it between my legs you

need Tucker yeah yeah Tucker for sure I'll make the tail look like my penis and then I'll pull it forward oh there you there you go. Would it be hairy or would it just be skin? I would clean it, I'd clean it, I'd manscape it. Manscape it? Yeah, I would manscape it too. You gotta keep some orderly fashion to that, it's wagging around everywhere. And also I would rocket money it.

Pfft. No. I definitely would rocket money it. Yeah, yeah. You know what happens, the first time you clean it in the shower you go, hello, Fresh. Yeah, yeah. Look at that.

Oh, so some people are born with it still. Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe. Wow. Who's he wearing a jockstrap? Why's he got like a line by his butt cheeks? Yeah. Maybe and it's just chubby.

Well. That's a chubby baby. That just looks like dough or like clay. Doesn't even look real. You better be careful with your girlfriend. You might have one of these babies with a tail They say you could it's the higher percentage that you have a baby with the tail if you get married your high school sweetheart Oh great. What color is your girlfriend? What color oh I get your generation you guys don't see color. No, is that what it is? No, she's same color as me Yeah, yeah, do an Asian accent

You can ruin his entire business career. Yeah. Oh, yeah. See I can't do that. I can't just do this. How raw Are dirty hell way you got permission? Oh my god. What was the second? I'm dirty Harry How roll I am dirty Harry. I roll. I am dirty Harry No, no, what do I need to do like it a little bit more under it or what? There we go. I'm all right. Let me do the heavy. Yeah, hello His is immaculate You go go ahead. Hello. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dirty. My name is dirty Harry Yeah, this is a bad idea put this kid through this all right the last exercise We're gonna do you can't think about it. You're gonna go Dirty Harry. Yeah, this is a bad idea to put this kid through this. All right, last exercise we're gonna do. And you can't think about it.

You gotta go right into it, all right? You're doing, you're a college professor and we're a film class and you talk to us about film. And you have to introduce your name and all that stuff. Not your real name, make it up, right? Three, two, one, you go, we're kids. Okay, so welcome class. My name is Bobby Santino

that's a mix of Korean and Irish my parents are from my mom from Korea my dad's from Ireland ironic, I don't know how What about film dude? This is getting to know me right a, dude? This is getting to know me, right? It's a film class. This is getting to know me, right? What's this guy doing in the film class?

I don't know. Let's get into the films, professor. So what kind of film did I do? That's a great question. I couldn't tell you because. The history of film. Oh, the history of film. Yeah, and go.

Blank. I would just walk out. No, you don't. You know what I would do? You don't know how to do improv. Is this LA City College? I'm not improv. No, I'm 20 years old. This would just walk out. No, you don't. You don't know how to do improv. Is this LA City College? I'm 20 years old. This is Quinnipiac.

You just make it up. You make it up. This is the special Nates kids that we. I'm part of that group. Yeah. All right, let's bring the other incel in. Intern. Intern, I mean, oh yeah, intern.

Tap him in. Oh, look at this guy, dude. Thank you, Ronaldo. Hey. We like him. Yeah, we like him a lot. Oh, look at this guy, dude. Thank you, Ronaldo. Yay. We like him. Yeah, we like him a lot. Hey, how's it going? You know.

All right. Can I gotta say this because it's been it's been burning me. All right, Bobby, you always transition with this word ALSO, but you pronounce it oh so and it gets under my skin. And now that I've said that, I feel more clean. Give me an example of when I said also. Don't get under this guy's skin. I don't wanna catch you at a music festival anytime soon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel clean now that I said that, so I appreciate you. No, but give me an clean now that I said that, so I appreciate you. No, but what, give me an example. I have no idea what you're talking about. Oh, Andrew, also, I am gonna be hanging out with Klyla later. You say oh so instead of also.

Oh so, he's saying you say oh so. With no L. Yeah. Oh so. I'm not joking, but that's all I got, but yeah. Have you ever noticed that? No, but I do notice that fanny pack and it's giving me the, Yeah, what's in it? the AVG. Let, but I do notice that fanny pack and it's given me the heavy jeep.

Let me guess what's in your fanny pack. You wanna guess? Yeah. A Swiss Army knife. Gun, first thing gun. Okay. First thing gun. You know what?

I actually did bring a gun on here. No, just kidding. I scared you. I scared you. I don't know about this guy, dude. Thanks, Fluff. What's in there? Open up your fanny. I'll show you.

By the way, how much does this guy love Asian women? A lot. A lot. This is the kind of guy that loves Asian women. Yeah, yeah. It's like everyone you work with. You're going to live in 20 years the Philippine Islands. Who? Are you dating someone right now? Yeah, I am. Is she Asian? She's not, but you know what? I'm practicing ethical non-monogamy,

so I'm allowed to explore. Wait a minute. It'm practicing ethical non-monogamy, so I'm allowed to explore Wait a minute. That's good. It's called ethical non-monogamy. I'll tell you about it. So you tell your girlfriend Hey, we're gonna sleep with other people. Yeah, so basically if I Talk to her I have open communication. I don't like it the way you see that well. That's because he's Eastern European He looks like it though, where are you from I'm from here, but I'm I have a lot of friends from all over the place and then I develop fake accents and fake personalities Whoa, let's do a Eastern that's how we got the internship. Let's go with I want to stick with it an East European. Are you so sad?

Hello Bobby, my name is Jackson. Yeah, it's good to meet you man. I'll tell you what dude Meet me down at the casino. We could play some blackjack Hello Bobby, my name is Jackson. It's good to meet you man. I'll tell you what dude What meet me down at the casino? We could play some blackjack. You know what I'm saying pretty good Sure, which Naya cut cup, but yet go into another one Another watch acts any kind of character that you did what's going on, dude I'm from North Carolina, and I fly a damn airplane And you know I chewed dip on the side of the road sometimes and I gotta spit it out there,

but the damn raccoons be eatin' it up and I don't know what to do at that point then. Okay, good. That's Theo, for sure. You have any suggestions? I just hope we're not on a kill list. No, I'm a lover. That's actually my biggest... That's the first thing they say.

All right. As they're stabbing you to death. How about this, a sensitive vampire. A sensitive vampire. Yeah. There's lights, oh hey, how's it going? No, a sensitive vampire is, would it be okay if I suck your blood?

I don't want to impose. Yeah, that's good. Give him another one, last one. Give him one last character. Shy Bill Cosby. I actually saw Bill Cosby before it went crazy. And he's kind of like... Before, before they...

You know. It went crazy. I kind of want to eat the hoagie, but I don't know Yeah, that's pretty good North Carolina guy Wow Chris can I see your teeth with a smile? Yeah, it's nice I actually part of the reason for my body looking so fucked up is I actually called on the show one time to tell you guys about this is that like I found out that my biological mom is actually my cousin I called you guys on the phone

about that one time nobody could tell and that's why I look you're in bread basically what happened is my mom who gave birth to me her eggs were all fucked up so then they put an egg of my cousin so then my whole family tree shifted and I also have a lot of Neanderthal lenses DNA, but Dude, that doesn't mean that I can't have a good time. You know what I'm saying? Yeah No, it sounds like your family has a real good time Your mom is your cousin. Yeah, so biologically, my mom gave birth to me, she's my great aunt.

So they use your mom's cousin's eggs. They use my cousin's eggs, but it's my mom. My mother, who gave birth to me, her niece put egg and then I spawned and now I'm here ready to rumble. Did anyone regret that? your cousin is your mother Biologically, yes. Yeah, your cousin's your mom. Your actual mom is you the woman who who pushed you out of her body is Your cousin. No, no, no, that's my great aunt. That's his aunt. Oh, wow technically his yeah, that would be his right That'd be your great aunt. But my mom who pushed me out of her body,

she looks up to you because she's in the program and she talks about it and how you're a good influence on the program. Where does she live? She used to live in LA and now she lives in Northern California. Wow. And you grew up in California?

Yeah, I grew up, I was born in Burbank and then I moved up to Northern California. Then I went on a couple of alien spaceship travel adventures, and I'm back here somehow I wound up back here when you say an alien spaceship. Do you mean Sandy Hook? Listen man like I said The only guns I have are these ones right here. Do the gun thing I swear to fucking God You were never gonna see you again. No more gun arm jokes What a fucking god dude, we're never gonna see you again. No more gun arm jokes.

I'll show you I'm not armed. Don't, don't, don't pull out a gun. Slow down, slow down dude. Show me your hands. Yeah, what does that say? I got some thing here. What is that? Hand sanitizer.

Hand sanitizer. Sleeping mask. I got a battery pack from the casino. Cause I do go, yeah, I'm learning poker. This guy is unbelievable. What medication you on man? I'll tell you, I take a daily dose of good vibes and also anxiety and then you combine those two.

You take anxiety medication? No, I don't. You don't take any medication? I am on copious amounts of caffeine. Maybe that's considered. How many cups of coffee? I drink roughly about 400 milligrams per day, which is about four cups of coffee a day.

But if I want to, I'll push the limits. Maybe there's a side meal I gotta deal with, maybe six, 800, we pushing. But my heart is pumping, so I'm alive and I'm, I'm. It would do that without the coffee, you know. Yeah, it just goes a little faster. And it certainly does. How many times have you been at Burning Man?

Dude, I've never been, but I've gone to a couple of raves here and there. I like to turn up, but I'm sober at the raves, which is funny. All my friends are like rolling and tripping out. And I'm just like pumping my fist on caffeine, just having. Stop waving those guns around on caffeine, just having a good time. Stop waving those guns around.

Yeah, it's scaring us. Wait a minute, so you're sober completely, yeah? No. For the most part, I like to live a sober lifestyle but because of all the addiction in my family and stuff but I've never actually been sober. I like whiskey. I've been trying to experiment a little bit,

but I'm not like drunk, I'm just for the flavor, like old man, and I'm 23. Interesting. How was the dating life? It's great, like I said, ethical non-monogamy, it's a lot of fun. Do you have a girlfriend, but you're practicing ethical non-

Yeah. Okay. So they're hooking up with other people. And is she allowed to? Yeah. Does she tell you about it? Yeah, she does, and she's bisexual, so it's mostly women. And is she allowed to? Yeah. Does she tell you about it? Yeah, she does and she's bisexual, so it's mostly women, which is a good time for me.

That's the dream. But you know. You guys live together? I, no. Not yet. Yeah. Because. That's one thing to send.

Well, it'd be hard to live together and fuck so many other people. Get a camera set up in her place. I trust her. No. Well she tells them. My feeling is it's bad. Why?

She tells them, they tell each other. She tells me and that's. Does she show you photos of the guys? We respect each other and it's like I said, it's mostly women. Oh it's mostly women. Because I don't have that kind of part. I don't think so, my gut says it's mostly men.

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Nah, the only threat I am is to if you're having a bad time You're gonna be having a good time and that's not a sexual innuendo. Those lies work still with women? Yeah, dude. My best line with women is like look is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. It's a working, it goes 10 out of 10, you know. Their legs are trembling. You hear a clam getting wet, huh? We're gonna die today. Yeah.

This is it. That's when we looked at each other, we knew we were gonna die today. Yeah. Thank you. My God, don't kill us, please. What do you plan on doing when you get older? I like the bad friends.

What's your goal? My goal in life? Or what? No, in somebody else's life, maybe Harry Truman. Yeah. Harry S. Truman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your goal in life?

My goal in life is to make enough money that I don't have to worry about bills. How much money is that? That's maybe $100,000 a year. That's a good level for me. And then I just want to make cool art and enjoy the world and practice mindfulness and creativity. I want to also make movies.

I'm in film school right now. Yeah. Well, you know what? I bet you he's a better director than you are, bud. Okay. I trust him before you bud. I Don't I can direct Can you get financing? Yeah, I can get financing Sometimes it's a little under the table. You know, you know, it's Hollywood. This kid is from the Eastern

He's not from Burbank. This kid is from the Eastern block. Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind In the name boy, he talks this little Russian in the background Bloc. Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind. Inland Empire? The way he talks, there's little Russian in the background. Oh, there's a little... He's got a little sneak in there. Where were you really born? I was born in Burbank, California. Yeah, Burbank Hospital. But like I said... I hear it, dude. I was born in Burbank, Moscow. See? Burbank Hospital. My bad, diamond. Say gulag. Gulag. Welcome to the gulag. Gull of duty, man, you play. See? Let's get it bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's how they talk. I know, there's something about them though. It's a good meme bro. Are you good or bad? I think there's a combination of both. Yeah. Bobby, I've seen you one time like polling in real life. I saw you at the comedy store

and you were getting mobbed by a lot of women and I was like, good on you. Yeah, did you say anything to me that night? No And I was like, good on you. Yeah. Did you say anything to me that night? No, I just watched it from a distance. I said hi, but you're busy, bro. You're busy navigating the precious female. Well, my friends are there.

Let's go over preventing gun violence here. Let's signs of a shooter, critical signs. Number one. Suddenly withdraw from friends and activities. OK one. Suddenly withdraw from friends and activities. Okay. Do you withdraw from friends and activities? No. Very social.

I'm pretty social, yeah. Excessive irritability, yeah, that one's up there. Yeah, like one time I heard fireworks going off and I just hit the deck. I thought it was something else. This for sure, experiencing chronic loneliness or social isolation. Yeah, I play games, dude.

Yeah. On the internet. Okay. Making direct threats towards a place another person or themselves, you ever done that? Only the haters. There you go. Do you have any guns or at home?

No, just samurai sword. Number 10 is the dangerous one. That's worse. Cruelty to animals, have you ever been mean to an animal? No, I love animals. Good, then you're clean. I really do love animals. That's worse. Cruelty to animals. Have you ever been mean to an animal? No, I love animals. Good. Then you're clean. I really do love animals.

That is the testament for me. I just moved in with some little wiener dogs. What do you mean? They had an apartment and they put out an ad? Four little wiener dogs put out a fucking... The wiener dogs, they look nice, but then they are fairly football shaped. And I didn't want to- In need of human roommate who will pick up poop,

get us food, and also pick up our poop. Please walk us. But it's kind of like a football. And I didn't want to hurt the dogs, but it's just one of those, oh. That's my dog. How many dogs are in the house? There's three.

And then me, of course, cause I'm an animal. I'm a creature feature, you know what I'm saying? My guys, for sure you are. Hide your kids, hide your wife. Because they're gonna fall in love, dude. That's why you gotta hide them.

Well, cause you know, they'll end up a member of the family of the family, you know? Get this one, I'm saying, also. Thank you. How this one. I'm saying also Thank you. How's your also? Thank you. They didn't play but anyway, I'm buying a dime bombing today Well, you know, you're a very interesting guy there consensual nominate open book. I think he's he could be in the crew

Just promises you won't kill us. I won't kill you. I promise ever I'll defend you with my life Yeah, if there's a rhino coming down the road, I will not be able to stop it, but I'll try. Where are we with the rhino coming down the road? I don't know. Bar-Bank rhinos. You never know. Are there rhinos in Burbank?

Have you seen Babylon, dude? They've got animals hooking off trucks every day. So, who knows? There's a stray rhino. I'll defend you, Bobby. I won't stop it, but I'll try You know, I like you. Thank you. I like you. What's that? You like him? You know Yeah, yeah

Yeah, I do like I do I do like yeah. Yeah, there's something special about him Yeah, you know, I feel like he's got something extra like a chromosome or something Yeah And you have brothers and sisters. Oh, that's where it gets complicated, right? I love, so. Okay, wait, we don't wanna go down there? No, no, I do.

I wanna hear the complication. I'll tell you, so I got one brother, and like he's always. And he's my dad. And I have an uncle who's also my brother. And I have an uncle who's also my brother. Yeah. You're not gonna believe this. My sister is my mom. Yeah. My cousin, my aunt. Is believe this. My sister is my mom.

My cousin, my aunt. Is my dog. Yeah, is my dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it, tell us. I mean DNA is a double helix. That is true. Okay.

Shit gets complicated, but. Tell me about your family line. I'll tell you, I'll tell you. So I had a brother. I always knew he was my brother. I always knew he was my brother. I have him still. He is 13 years older than me.

And he's an interesting fellow. He's gonna be moving to Thailand. He's a DJ, but he still lives with his mom and stuff. But he's cool. He's moving to Thailand and he's also a DJ? Well, why else would you go to Thailand? Call the FBI, dude. No, dude.

What the fuck? That's who moves to Thailand, DJs. And then. DJ Island. This is the cool part, or the crazy part, is that essentially my second cousins, who I thought were just some distant ass relatives, they're my biological siblings now.

Uh... Uh... Uh... Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude, it's so... Ba da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

Hell yeah, dude, white trash baby, what's up? Ba da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. So, Burbank, who would have known? Where do you live in NorCal? Where in Northern California? I used to live an hour north of San Francisco. Where? So that's out in the wine country, it's called Santa Rosa.

Lodi, yeah. Yeah, so then there's a lot of animals out there. I probably got some brain damage. One time I drank a puddle. I drank a puddle for $5. Cause you know when you're a kid, $5, $5. Yeah. So I drank a puddle and then now I'm here.

Drank a brain eating amoeba. And even the amoeba got up there and was like, not much to chew on. That's crazy, crazy. I'm just gonna hang out for a little while. What else have you eaten and drinking that? Besides my own bodily fluids on accident a couple times. Couple times.. Yeah, what like your pee one time shame on me two time I like to taste the piece

Players fuck up man. That's what happened. Yeah, play Wow, but fancy get it out clean if you're gonna get it out god every time yeah, I think you're rubbing off on me, dude Like this I know you dude So Bobby I was wondering can you give me some advice I'm trying to learn on what on how to just be out in the world like in this crazy world. Oh, okay So I think you need more flames. Okay on your body You're right like flamie pants like on fire or you know that yes flame stitchings on your jeans Yeah, he means like Guy Fieri. Yeah, I met Guy Fieri

Doesn't surprise me. Yeah. Yeah, so that I think you need some chain mail chain mail. Yeah. Yeah That's pretty cumbersome. What? Chain an entire bodysuit of chain? Just a chest chain mail. I was considering going to the Ren fair and I saw you were out there and I was thinking, you know, maybe I should get some chain mail out there.

How'd you meet Guy Fieri? I'll tell you, I was a DJ technician, so I was setting up cables. You were out? They have technicians? They always put me in the grunt work, so I was out in the dark, fricking setting up cables. Do you have technicians? They always put me in the grunt work so I was out in the dark freaking setting up cables and then they were having some kind of salvation army event donation and Guy Fera is walking around so I said what's up I took a picture with him and then my boss got mad at me but

I took it on the chin because I'm not a beta male. I don't tuck my tail as we were talking about. Whoa. Whoa. Making shots at me. I'm ready to rumble. Yeah. Well. Is that the biggest celebrity you ever met?

The biggest celebrity that I ever met is probably PewDiePie, who's one of the biggest YouTubers. I don't know who that is. Actually, no, you know what? The biggest celebrity I've ever met is Bobby Lee. PewDiePie who's the one of the biggest youtubers Actually, no, you know what the biggest celebrity I've ever met is Bobby Lee That's true. And I saw what's his name Anderson? You know, I saw Bobby Lee. I thought you had forgotten in the order. That would be great Enough. All right. He looks just like you. Yeah, but you met him are his cousins married If I asked him do you remember oh hell no,, I remember him. Yeah, he freed me out How obviously foreign is this guy yeah, it's from Sweden yeah, no shit

See you look just like this fucking guy, dude You do doesn't he look like this guy in my shirt the same type of guy Yeah so going along with the style, like flames on the pants, what else should I do? I'm trying to up my, you know, I'm a newbie. I'll be honest with you, with your look, I could see him in Game of Thrones or something. You know what I mean, like a weasel or something, right? Yeah, that's- But you do have, you are kinda oddly good looking

in a weird way. Nope. Yeah, you're not seeing it. I'm not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks like a nice guy. Like a Jude Law. But Jude Law was an accident. He looks like Jude Law? Yeah, look up Jude Law. I'll tell you though, you mentioned weasel and I like to consider myself a certified lord. A young, a young Jude Law. So like I'd be loitering around waiting, weaseling out, you know. I don't think he was anything like that.

Quiet. Those are old Jude Laws. Oh, dang. I think I'm wrong. Yeah, no. Like that. Boom. Nope. There you are, dude. Yeah. See, look at. Oh, no, it's more Romulan. Yeah. It's a Romulan as I was thinking. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I think that I did have a cameo in Game of Thrones as one of those guys who just incident got archered down I fell off the wall. Yeah, are you being real? No oh

Couldn't tell no no he's confusing. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, he is confusing all right bud. Well. You know we Very good interview. Thank you. You remember his name Do you you don't remember his name he said three times I'll tell you no give me the first give me a hint it was initial J J J is the no oh Jason you're Jake it's partly Jason Jackson yep there you go now you know who to call the cops about am I right yes dude this guy I got I love this guy don't give me a restraining order cuz like I said I speak a lot of languages but my favorite language is the language of love and I'm not I'm not here to and you speak so much I also speak jiggly

puff boom hey yo hum what's jigglypuff the Pokemon do it do more yeah dude Jigglypuff yeah do more please Jigglypuff goes hard I don't know if you've seen but give me what you we can do Jigglypuff give me an uh YouTube give me what he sounds like I Can't do it. He's saying oh jigglypuff I'm not gay, but I just felt something I Just did you feel something? Well're serenading me, man.

Look at my eyes. Don't. Look at me in the eyes. Oh, dearly proud, where was my wife? This guy reminds me of when we would do fan meet and greets. And this guy would show off. And he'd be like,

Dude, Andrew, I'm sorry, but I just love Bobby so much. And I'd go, I know, dude, Andrew, I know, I know who your fans are. I know who your fans are. No, no, no. I don't want any. I gotta be honest with you. I could tell who your fans are. What do I say? Well, from a mile away, when they come up, I go, Bobby's fan. Hardcore Bobby's fan. I actually really like your stand up comedy. Thank you, I love you.

Let him finish. Let him finish. I love you buddy. I can just tell from a mile away. Shut up Andrew. Go ahead, finish. So I love your stand up comedy. It's really witty. Thanks. And I've never seen your pubes on stage or anything like that. No? Like another comedian who I've probably seen.

Oh, that's what it is. He's connected to your pubes. Stand up, stand up and show him your pubes. Would you like some to take home? Give him some to take home. Dang. Can we get some scissors real fast? Do you have any scissors?

Would you like some home? Give him some to go pubes. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that sick? Yeah. Oh, not a knife. Oh my fucking God.

Not a knife, dude? Get scissors, fuckhead. Well, give me that knife. No, no, no, dude, don't cut yourself. Yeah, yeah, I god Get scissors fuckhead. No no no dude. Don't cut yourself No, no don't do that. No you'll cut yourself don't get the scissors I want it well. I have to sing the song I do it I do it I do it I don't have any pubes. Yeah, you do. Yeah, there's some there. You gotta go to your nutsack.

Go closer to your nutsack. Be careful, bud. You do it then. You put your ballsack out. The ballsack is shaved and cleaned. There's nothing? No. Get this section right here. No, it's so close to your penis. The ball stick is shaving clean See how do you grab it you scoop it off your chest there you choose scoop it up

I'll come no no no no back up sit back down all right we'll deliver to understood I understood the assignment now you could you know you could do you could sniff these scissors hey, man I drink a puddle so anything for money at this point. What would you do? I have a hundred bucks in my pocket would you do for a hundred bucks? I'd do anything for a hundred bucks from Bobby Lee man except some some sexual acts that no we're not doing that We're not doing that about how about brown nose him what brown nose and lay on the ground you guys stick your his nose in your butthole I'm down for some experimentation right stick this in your butthole. This is monogamous not monogamous Central monogamy I'll tell you what what I'll give you some insight just because I like you guys. Oh, thanks, brother Thank brother All right.

I've tried some kind of stuff along those lines before, and you know what? It's pretty fun, dude. And look, I'm telling you, man. Well, give me that thing. I'm securing my masculinity, dude, but listen. Oh, give me, Pop. When Voldemort is coming for me, dude, in both ways, you know, what are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Dog, it's a little bit of a cursed object, so I only like, you know, made objects, and that doesn't have a good enough flared base, you know what I'm saying? Can you do a handstand? I could do a cartwheel, but it's pretty mid I Don't want to see you break. How about this do just pop locking for a minute pop lock. What do you do for us? By the way, yeah, what I'm a is he an intern for us. Yeah, I'm an intern Wow a lot of research and

What I got to come here. This is tight. What do you do for us? Same thing. Do you guys get What do you do for us? Same thing. Do you guys get along? Are you guys over at Seven Echies? You guys are tight? So George hired you? Bryce.

Bryce or Lane. It was one of them, but Bobby, can I tell you something? Not me, not me. I objected. Bobby, I tried to walk up to you one time in real life and I tried to give you my resume I'm not even joking and that was a bad mistake on my part very very fuck up like I said yeah But I don't do that anymore because I'm a cone remember what you did to me there

It took what did I say you said? I'm gonna lose in my car, and then you went to go Get some more pretty accurate beautiful women. Yeah Okay, I gets beautiful women. Hey, but guess what guess what dude. Yeah Jackson hey, thank you Sorry from now on I'll say hi to you. We know each other now. Oh, yeah. No you you'll forget No, I will know Jackson. We met that before I have to warn all the other comic You'll forget no, I will know Jackson. We met that before I have to warn all the other comic

Yeah, yeah, I'm sort of a creature feature and people always think they know me they they seen me around they probably have because like I said, I'm a loiterer but a Creature features the type of film typically horror science fiction where the monster supernatural creatures the main antagonist Well guys if you're talking about the period the inter dexicality of the film industry, all right I'll tell you a thing or two about there's different genres You got to be pay mind of the mise-en-scene all that kind of stuff is quite important So I was not quite referring to the creature feature It's per se but you know, that is a good genre. See, this could be a PSA for inbreeding.

How dangerous it really gets. It really is dangerous. Don't fuck your cousin. By PSA, I thought you were gonna be talking about, like, everyone should do it. Like, no, buddy. No, bud. Get on board.

No, get off the boat. Get off the boat. No way, guy. Get off the sink. Dude. I gotta tell you, Jackson, Jackson Hole, you're an interesting guy. Interesting guy.

You've got a bright future. Like the baby, if I hire anyone to babysit my kids, it would be this guy, but. Yeah, this cat, this cat seems. He's normal. I'd hire you to. Landscape him? No, fuck him, I care about that.

But landscaping in North Dakota. Like. Far away. Yeah, yeah, I know I live in, you know what I mean, LA, but go to North country. Have you ever done manual labor? Dude, I have. They put me to work, man. Like I said, I was a DJ technician,

so I cared a lot of speakers and stuff. But then there's like situations where you just go off a Craigslist ad, and they're like, we got some machetes. Can you just go cut some shit? And then. What would you go cut? Dude, you cut bamboo you cut whatever and I know you you did that you hired What else did you go cut my pandas were hungry

You got to feed them. They can't just not eat. Yeah, did you know that bamboo is technically the largest grass? Yeah Yeah, we didn't even know that but I do know that I'm technically the largest grass? Yeah. It's a grass. Yeah, we didn't need to know that. But I do know that. I'm like an encyclopedia, dude. I know about every single thing. If you want any information, I'll tell you how to. I'll tell you first.

What do giraffes eat? I'll tell you. Giraffes, they eat the conifer tree, because it is quite high up. And it's very nutritious as far as the Photosynthesis goes within the the plant and the second half was bullshit. Yeah, ask him but ask him another one Describe describe to me the the the give me the scientific explanation of why Fish can breathe underwater how gills work. All right, so listen, there's a fish, right?

I don't know. Good start. You've eaten a couple of sashimi, but they can also be our friends. So you see a fish, and as the trajectory of the fish cuts through the water in the perfect angle, the oxygen is absorbed in the gills. So for us, that's like, I don't know, maybe if you're 69ing and you just get a second

and you get a fresh of breath air, oh, that's what it feels like when the fish swims through the water at the perfect trajectory. It's getting that extra air in, you know, but if you take them out the water, dude, you're back underneath and you gotta hold your breath again I know who you are now

Who am I? A fucked up Willem Dafoe Dude, and I also have the big penis Can you see it? Can you see it? Just kidding Yeah There is something about him That's Willem Dafoe

Actually not now, you're way worse Dude Do that smile AI is gonna fix Yeah. Actually, not now. You're way worse. Yeah. Dude. Do that smile. AI is gonna fix. AI is gonna fix me, dude. Pretty soon it's gonna be like one of those video games. You just customize your character. I can add a couple of inches to my height.

You know, maybe lose the fucking expect a patronum that hole am I right yeah yeah we're muting you now well Jackson hole thank you thank you I think you're a fantastic okay you don't have to bow to me all right I's polite. Thank you Jackson Hole. Thank you Jackson Hole. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, that's good. That's not because. It's not screwed in. No, no, that's not your fault. Mako didn't put the weight back on the fucking.

It's okay. Thanks Jackson. What a guy. Where do we go from there? I don't know. What a guy though. Interesting guy. Yeah, yeah.

That was wild. He's wild. Should we fire him? No, I kinda wanna keep him. I'll leave one more month. Really? And then we we fire him? No, I kinda wanna keep him. Only one more month. Really, and then we gotta get him a job, I think. Yeah, I think we gotta get him a job. And then what?

What are we gonna make him do here? Landscaping. In North Dakota. Yeah. In North Dakota. I like this guy. Both of them I liked. They're both great.

Yeah. We've done a great job having a good crew of interns come through this show. What? He wants we've we've done a great job having a good crew of interns come through this show What he wants a job you want a job? Okay? He wants a job. What are we gonna? He just begged I was so sad Give him money. I'm gonna get money. Yeah, so do it now Come here guys No, no, here's some money for you. Are you serious? Yeah.

Cause I actually have not paid at all. Yeah. There's money. Yeah, just have a dinner. Nice dinner for you guys. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much. That genuinely means a lot. Thank you.

That's very nice, Bob. I don't want to shake hands, but... Thank you. Do you want to talk about your business? No, no. Back off the fuck up, bro. One day? No day. When I get...

No day. ...hours paid. No, no, no. No day. No, no. Don't worry about it. Yeah, get out of here. You deserve that. You deserve it. Thank you. You guys deserve that., no day. No, no, no, no, no. Don't worry about it. You deserve that. You deserve it.

You guys deserve that. You guys are both fantastic. Thank you so much. You changed their day. You see what you do? That's like five Chipotle's visits. Can I do like a little Larry King out for this? Yeah, please.

Here's the deal. What we've learned today is the levels of which Bobby Lee's depth of love in the public eye goes deeper than any of us ever anticipated. He's able to reach out and shape lives he's not even really connected to. We learned that Jackson's mom, cousin, sister, brother needed help with sobriety,

found it through you and your humor and who you are and your commitment to the program. And we learned that Barnacle. That's his name? Yeah, Barnacle. Diego. Diego. Diego.

Oh, Diego. Like San Diego. Yeah, I know. We learned that Diego. No, he's a good guy. He's a good guy. Bob, you got any final words for the kids? No, absolutely not. Thank you for being a good guy. Bob, you got any final words for the kids? No. Absolutely not.

Thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah