Bad Friends - Egg Roll Takes a Ride

Episode Date: January 5, 2026

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We're bad friends. Your mom fell and you didn't help her, Rudy said. What? Rudy said you didn't help your mom. Because she was next to her. It's your mom. I know. I understand that.

But when your mom falls, everyone knows this rule. When your mom falls, whoever's the closest picks her up. Everyone knows that. That sounds like a good rule. Yeah, yeah. She fell over, and before I could respond, Jules was already picking her up. And also, it's like, when you're falling off of a chair, dude. It's embarrassing.

Yeah, it's what's going on? Well, when you reach a certain age, you're going to fall. And your mom fell while we were in Phoenix. And I felt a little bad. Why? Because it's sad when old people fall. It is fall. It is fall. It is saddened. It's fall. It's winter. It is a fall. No, she fell over and I saw Jules do the movement of picking her up, so I didn't bother. But Jules did the fake where you're like, oh, oh, but you

didn't really, she didn't really. No, she did. Oh, really? Yeah, she's a caring person. She is? And then my mom goes, I like her. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a great time on Phoenix. We were opening for Shane Gillis Who probably once again Cracked a record of ticket sales out there in Phoenix The guy was incredible 20,000 something like that Norman, you, me, McCusker

Nate would a lineup It was an unbelievable lineup The black guy Nate Nate Yeah, his name's Nate He's awesome When I was on stage

I was just like Run applause for Santino McCusker Norman Because I forgot that black guy's name Did you really? Yeah I was I'm gonna say black guy, but in front of 18,000 people, I don't think.

You're just so calm up there and in control. You have to be. Yeah, yeah. I think if you go up there and you show any semblance of like nerves. I was more nervous yesterday for the Special Olympics. Oh, dude. Bro, let me say something about that. What's so funny?

You're a great catcher. You were a really good catcher. Yeah, yeah, I'm a good catcher, dude, no, and he was throwing it back with like some heat on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was pretty good. With a serious face? No, he was genuinely in there. Yamamoto style, dude.

I'm a little show hey, dude. Well, that's two different guys, but yeah. Is that showy at Yamamoto? Yeah, it can be. No, dude, I have those Asian baseball skills. You really do. Yeah, yeah. It's like it's in your blood.

I can tell the way you set up to the ball, the way you throw. Yeah. I didn't want to back because I didn't want to like bury Bill Burr. Yeah. And Burke. Yeah, you didn't want to see. Because Chrysler and Burke showed up. Let me, can I just see something about the Special Olympics event you did?

Yeah. I was, I felt I was. sitting there in the stands, watching you coach them. And I was like, and then it's your event. And I was like, what a good guy he is. You're a really good guy. No, no, you're a good person, dude. It was fun, man.

Yeah. I think it's a rad thing to do. For you to take your day out like that and get everyone to go. Crease was there doing the announcing. Nick was killing it. He was killing it. And I will say, and shout out to the people that showed up. And Frankie Kenyonez came as Creeper as Creeper Cholofet.

Were you there? No, where was he? Oh, bro, it was so sick. He came later because he had something to do earlier in the day. Oh, fuck I missed him. And Creeper showed up and he was like, he was like walking up to the money. He's like, hey, bro, pitch on my pitcher! And he was throwing pitches and he was dancing like robot in between pitches.

Oh, dude. He's one of the funniest dude. Frank Kinanez is so, so dope. And then he went up to everybody as Creeper and like took photos and was talking to them and stuff. Yeah. It was, dude, it was such a fun. He's a good dude. It was a super fun day.

Yeah. But just the That you do care And I I want to get involved I gotta do a charity I think we should We should do more

No I want my own charity What do I do? What charity would Who needs the most money? Yeah I just want to be able Let participate here You know we you know what we should do We should do Big Brother

Where we like it Because we don't have kids So we should like adopt You know like Big Brother Like you take them on the weekend To do cool shit Young kids without How many times?

Huh? How many times did you do it? It depends on the person. It depends on the person. Every weekend? It's not every weekend. Yeah. We could do shifts.

It is a commitment for a few years. It is? Until they... Can we choose the kid or no? You're usually a sign. You spin a wheel. Really? And then...

Oh, Puerto Rican. Blum, blum, blam. Oh, that's cool. Puerto Rico. Yeah. I think it's awesome. And you take them out and you kick it with them. You take them to go eat food to play video games.

Like, dude, we are big kids. You and I. We're essentially just big hit. We're doing Big Brother. I think it's huge. Yeah. Do I get a weekend alone? You take the kid.

You take the young person. No, because I'm going to spoil the fuck out of the kid. I know. Well, no, no. They do tell you you got to be careful with that. Why? They do research on the people, you know, and background checks and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're the foreigner. Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? I have no criminal history. I have no criminal history. My wife had one for a long time. What?

We would take her. I mean, it was big. brother's big sister so yeah yeah do the same with girls and we would take us Disneyland and things like that it was yeah so if i took our little brother our little brother right to Disneyland the foundation would be like nah no no no it's all good but they're but there i think you can do the VIP thing that you like to do i'm doing the VIP yeah yeah yeah light savers the whole thing I mean light saber you get three of them i do think that's the move yeah like you break all those rules and give them a magical day I think big brother big sisters rad we should yeah yeah um no

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Yeah, but heavy is good. Yeah, heavy is good. Smooth, baby. They look so natural. Are they really mine? Yeah, they're made for you. Okay, thank you. Custom.

The leather, you can smell the leather? Love the smell of leather. Yeah, I really do. And then it says bee on it. Is that? That's B for Bobby. No. Yeah.

Are you being real? That's your name. Yeah. Wow. Thank you so much. That's going to be there for six months. At least. One of the guys will take it home.

Yeah. They'll take some of the scraps. Are you drinking coffee right now? It's 8 p.m. Yeah. What's going on? Are you got a set tonight? No.

So you want, you do, because I go down to the hallway, I go down to the lobby at Phoenix to go get the car. He's already down there. He's cruising, but he's wide awake. And I was like, oh, someone's nice to him awake. He's like, I never went to bed. Oh, do I didn't sleep. I'm not kidding you, like four days in a row.

I would get like a couple hours. But it's like not, you're not dreaming. You're just laying there, right? And you're having horrific thoughts. Like what? You're drowning. You know, what a fire, all that stuff. You know what I mean?

That's not normal. Yes, it is. No, to have, like, just negative thoughts when you can't sleep? Yeah, where I'm trapped in a mine. You know what I mean? Tony! Tony! And, like, you know what, I mean?

Rubble up to my neck, right? Tony? Yeah, yeah. Tony Hintzzi was like, what the fuck do you want? Yeah, it's not that, Tony, but it could be. Death and a dream may not actually be dying. Instead, it often represents change, the closing of a chapter at the end of life as you know it. Mm-mm.

It could be. I don't think you're even close to die. Yeah, yeah. I have death dreams a lot. It's not healthy. Who dies in your dream? I'm always close to death. I'm usually on a plane that's crashing.

But they see that if you really die in a dream, you die in real life. Is that true? I don't know. Yeah, Google it. What? You wake up. No, no, no. Yeah, but if you really die in a dream, that means you die in real life.

That's what I heard. How would we know that? You wouldn't. That's the thing. So who would know that that's true? What? Dying dream does not mean you die in real life. It's a common myth.

It's a huge myth. That was a movie. It's a common myth. Yeah, yeah. Well, I believe in myths. Dude, I'm a myth guy, dude. I'm a myth guy, dude. You know what I mean?

I love fables. I love myths. You know what I mean? I love stories of all kinds. Give me a fable. What? Give me a fable. Well, long ago, idiomolo from, um, what?

Idiom. Idiom. Idiom mandoleau. Yeah. You know the story. I've heard it. Yeah. He was a farm boy.

A farm. Always a farm boy? Yeah. In a little island. Indigenous island. He was farming on an island. Indigenous island. So he's farming for indigenous people.

on an island. He is indigenous. So you're just getting food for himself. I could have said it that way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So indigenous, right? Or not indigenous. Idiomene. Edium. Are you saying idiomene? No, not idiomene. That guy's a bad guy. What do he do? He slaughtered people. How many? I don't know. Millions. Ediamine. Yeah. I like how you know what I mean. What? I didn't know that was a real person. Yeah. Look up Idi Amin, how many people did it mean? Oh, I thought you made up a name. I didn't go to college. No, idiom was a, I don't know, what's going on to that? Oh, he wrote idiom. Yeah, yeah. E. Ed, E.E.E.E.E.E.A.M. I.E. A.m. E.D. A.m. E.D. A.m. E.D. A.m. E.D. A.m. A. A.m. A.m. A. P.E.E.A.M. A. P.E. P.E. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. President. Well, while he was.

Pol Pot was better. Way better. Yeah, yeah. Pol Pot was so much better. While he was an eight-year ruler of the president of Uganda, he approximately killed, that's a huge gap. 100 grand to 500 grand. 400,000 people is a big gap.

But if you do it incrementally, not at one time. Yeah, it's like, what's his name, sleeping with all those women, Will Chamberlain? Yeah. It's kind of like if you did it over time, we did the math, it's like seven a day. Yeah. Half a million people.

Dude, that's crazy. Yeah, but for what? Power. It's power. That's what he was doing. I'm so guilt-ridden. There's no, I could even do one for power. You couldn't kill one person. No, there's not one person you think about it. It depends on what they did. Let's say I'm a, I'm a general of some sort of small country somewhere far away. You're my lieutenant and you'd ask me, you tell me what happened and I'm going to say if I want them killed or not. Yes. Sir. Yes. One of our end. What's your name? Makta.

Markta. What's up, dog? What? What is up? I haven't seen you around a long time, Makda. How's the family? Very good, sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Makta. Yes. I don't want that. That's your... Make up something. Oh. Make up... Mokta.

Mokta. So anyway, anyway, what's the problem, Macda? Somebody came to our barracks while we were sleeping. Kill him. Kill them all. His whole line, his family line, right? Uncle's, aunts. He was just dropping off food.

DoorDash? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Kill them all. In fact, kill everyone that's doing doordash right now. No. No, it would have to be like they destroyed a village, right? And they, you know, for no reason or something.

Imagine being a soldier and door dashing something while you're like waiting for war. That'd be amazing. And some guys, some Russian guys like, Dordesh. and drops it off. He's like, I have to get a picture of you with it. Why don't they always have to get a fucking photo? I was like, you handed it to me. And he's like, I need photo.

The guy dropped off last week dropped off pizza. I was like, thanks, man, because I saw him at the front gate. Thanks, man. And he's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. And I was like, I need picture. And I was like, he's like a picture of delivery. I was like, oh, okay. So then I was like, well, I don't want to be in it.

So I put the pizza back out and like close the door. So it's just my hand holding the pizza. for the photo and I was like good he's like okay and I took it back inside because I don't want to be holding the pizza

in his photo I don't know what they do would they upload that to the app for proof that they dropped it off and in my neighborhood now there's fucking robots everywhere

I love them I hate them they don't go to your neighborhood they can't get up there they can get up there I live in the hills yes he does but I got a pizza

for the hills have slanted eyes That's good That'd be a funny movie That's a horror movie The Wayans Brothers present The Hills have slanted eyes I got a pizza from Prince

And the dude left it on the ground And I was playing video games I'll get in 30 minutes Mistake Tell me what happened It got eaten by coyote No ants Oh yeah dude

It got in there dude I opened it up It was just filled with ants Oh my God You waited 30 minutes Yeah but there's a little table Did you eat it? Outside my what no

I threw it away There's a little table next to my front door That you put the shit on Did you just put it on the ground Oh yeah Yeah it pissed me off You should say in the app You can say please leave on table

Yeah You can put it in the notes Yeah I should do that I give them notes all the time What are your notes? Don't come near my house Drop it off on the sidewalk Pick up the dog shit in the yard

Yeah No, I give them notes if it's like, hey, I'm not, the gates open, I'm not there, just drop it off inside the gate. Yeah. Because a lot of times they like, if they see, sometimes I'll have like a delivery and if the gate's not open, they'll just leave. Yeah. I've seen them just like leave. I'm like, wait, wait, wait, where are you going? Yeah.

It's the weird. I'm like, just throw it over the fence or whatever it is. Yeah. Do you do priority? Oh, I don't know. That's a scam. What? Dude, I'll do priority and not to test that theory out.

We did this years ago. Yeah. Or not years. Whatever. when it first started we tested it it was almost the same time and you just pay five more bucks it doesn't even make sense so they don't go to your house first

no they don't they do not do that that's a lie because I've done both ways I don't know it's been the same you can tell if the food's warm or cold I feel like it's always cold no matter what I get it's cold yeah yeah I don't ever get a warm and you you wait 30 minutes it's always cold for you

yeah I don't think I got something today that was so fucking cold you know what was ice cream I'm on fire you're killing it right now I'm on fire today Settled down Yeah yeah yeah What kind of ice cream did you get I like butter peacon

Rocky Road mint chip Those are my top three That's top three Yeah I don't do this new shit Like you know what I mean Goat cheese You know I mean dandelions

And you know I mean Baclavat shavings So good You know how they do that Yeah it's like fuck off So good No dude You never had coffee toenails

I don't do coffee toenails One of my favorites Yeah yeah You got to get over to, what is it, salt and straw. They're the ones that do that. Sometimes they'll put one out that, that is genuinely. It's like lavender fart. And you're like, sorry?

Yeah, yeah. And they're like, it's one of our college kids made it this morning. Yeah, it's like they experiment, which is fun, but. Pair and blue cheese. I had that. It's actually fucking. That's good. The one you're talking about is black olive brittle and goat cheese.

Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. It's not ice cream. Ducks skin? Well. Duck skin? Yeah. You think that's good?

I mean, it's probably from a Chinese restaurant for sure. Yeah. Creepy crawler critters This is all salt and straw Yeah Which is, you know Probably one of the best Ice cream places on planet Earth

It's got there's a lot There's a lot more But I'm more old school Like I could just do Like a Van Lewin guy No I could just do Fucking Baskin Robbins dude You get a banana royale

You're out of that is Have you had a banana royale There's so many good new ice cream Like McConnell McCau's is great McConnell's great Van Lewin Van Lewin's pretty good

Yeah I mean, these are all better than Baskin-Robbins. Yeah, but I can still just do a banana royale. Look at that thing. No. Okay. I'm not fucking with Baskin-Robins. Especially now because you can buy those good ones like Jenny's.

You can buy them at the grocery store. Why am I going to Baskin if I can go get better shit at the grocery store for the same price now? Because Baskins, there's more of them. Like, for instance, if you want to go to Salt and Straw, right, you got, there's three locations. And there's 30 people. And then there's a huge line, you know what I mean, as if they're getting Taylor Swift tickets, you know about that. But my point is is this. Yeah.

But with Baskin-Robbins, there's never anyone there. You know what I mean? The worst is when there's a gigantic family. That's their slogan. Baskin-Robbins. There's never anyone here. Come on in. There's never anyone here.

Yeah. There wasn't. There used to be one on Magnolia and Burbank I used to go to. It's literally. So you have been. It's empty. You have been. I had been.

Yeah. And I stopped because I was like, this is not good. And the one teenage tweaker that's working there, not in, I didn't like it. Yeah. He just, his vibe was weird. Yeah, I hate those energy. The teenage tweaker, those meth vibes? This is meth vibes, dude.

What do you want? Like, what the fuck, dude? I've just got it in here. I know, experimenting. That's who's there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't do it, dude. Also, by the way, they don't have 31 flavors anymore.

That's also a myth. Yeah, it's not. It's 18. Change it to 18 flavors. They don't even, I don't think they, feature a 31. I don't believe they don't they don't when I'm ever in there it's always like 10 flavors they have 31 flavor at any give it says about 31 yeah bullshit yeah because that one that I'm talking about they'd never had they had like maybe 10 max I give them 12 on a good day

this is quality control that's gone downhill by the way this is why they're getting beaten by the other big dogs wait what's what's the ice cream store handles have you been to handles I don't even think that's right. Handles? Yeah. Handles? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, Hendels. That's how you said. Shut up. It's Handels? It's Jewish. Handels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the last name. Yeah, Handels. Handel. You know why I like that? Howie Mandel. Oh, I see. Handel. Okay. Yes, homemade ice cream since 1943 Handel's ice cream We're also a bank

Handel's is really good I'd like to make a deposit and also get a rocky road to go please it's a bank ice cream Star Handel's ice cream It's kosher I imagine What does kosher mean?

Huh? What does it mean? Kosher means like the It's blessed No but it also means two things don't touch Like two meat and cheeses don't touch Right like kosher means fit and proper refers to

according to Jewish dietary laws which dictate permissible ingredients, preparation, separations of food like meat and dairy that cannot touch. Ensuing items are richly pure and fit for consumption, which is fucking crazy because meat and cheese is like my favorite shit on earth. Yeah.

At the house, I'll roll up some meat on some cheese and that's a snack to go. I love that. One of my faves. Not kosher. Oh, pig is not kosher, right. What else? Is that a falcon? What is that? All scavenger and predatory birds are not kosher.

Oh, like you can't have eagle. Shouldn't. Yeah, yeah. Very good, though. I think it's so good. It's so hard to catch, but, you know, you know how hard it is to get to those eagles? Oh, my God. Okay, and then if something doesn't have both fins and scales.

Oh, so you can't eat up. Custations, mollusks, water. What about platypus? There's a lot going on there. Can't do it. Yeah, yeah. You can't eat. Why?

Can't do it. Okay. Not kosher. All right. Meat and dairy together. and then loin, sirloin, rump, flank, and heel steak. So anything behind, so they can't have to back half of the cow. They can only have chuck, rib, shoulder, and plate.

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Yeah, yeah It's one of those bands That's underrated I think people don't People don't really know Squeeze is such a good band Oh dude I heard a song yesterday I was gonna text you

Which is it Because I was like You know how sometimes you don't hear a lyric You've heard it for years But then you don't think anything of And then you hear it again And you're like

That's what the fuck they were saying Yeah Like you know what they're saying but it's a song where he says he says and I've never seen you do that before that was scary

something happened no but you know it's like but get behind the wheel what fuck who does that dude it's like a chess master would do that if they lost they go check the mic and you go

I can't think of the name of the song I was thinking of too and it goes get behind the wheel of a thing and it's like after you're drinking you're talking about drinking then after you after you then you get behind the wheel and crash into a fucking something and it's just and that's not what the song is about yeah I'm so bummed that I can't think of that

you know what song that you got me stuck on and I'm fucking mad that you influenced me in this way what oh black eyed peas let's get it started I know oh guess what it is guess what it is Guess what it is? What song that I get you stuck on?

Ooh, I'm thinking what I just recently gave you. I'll give you the gist of it. Yeah. What? That's not it. That Bill Nye song is so good. Wait, play this real fast. This makes me laugh.

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer. Pause it. They can't say Bill, so they say beer, beer, beer. It's the funniest. G.E.I. Xin Kong, Chin'ao. The Chinese, they're so. so fucking fun. Look, you guys are great filmmakers, but you don't do fun shit like that.

Yeah. That's fun. Yeah. When you say you guys, what the fuck do you mean? Do you? Koreans, you fuck, head. Korea, I just said you guys make great film, but you don't do goofball shit. I can say beer. Beer, beer. But this is what the Japanese and the Chinese do the best. I'll tell you the song. Weirdo stuff. Oh, give me a hint. All right, it's about

it's about a guy who's in a different country and he needs something from his dad. he's in trouble lawyer's guns and money yeah every day I listen that song it's such a good song that song warns Yvonne lawyers

guns and money I listen to it every day because of you send lawyers guns and money the shit has hit the fan yeah another one is the werewolf song I liked it oh where it was the London yeah yeah oh that kind of sounds like your stuff oh that kind of sounds like your stuff

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Bing, hi, Ji, I should call to be beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer. Warren's Yvonne, that album will get you, it's a, not relatable boy. Why can't I think of the- Excitable boy, sorry. Oh, so good. It's funny, it's like you discover things like, you know, I'm a music guy. Yeah. But it just, I never was introduced to him until I met you.

It's so funny, because this is exactly something you would love. I know I like I can't believe it like I you know when I listen to it now I'm like it's so interesting because maybe I you know another band that was like that with me is joy division oh I love joy division yeah I saw I didn't like joy division until I saw 24 hour party people you ever see that movie it's about the Manchester music scene and joy division's in it there's like a club scene where um joy division is playing and you're going what is this and they're playing in the movie as themselves. No, they're not in the movie. They're just actors. You know, playing Joy Division. And the guy does such a good job at portraying Ian McKay, Ian Curris, eating Ian Curtis. And I'm like, holy shit, who is this? And then I Google it. It was like, oh, fuck, it's Joy Division. And then I became obsessed. But it just never was something that when I initially heard it, you know, it didn't land. It didn't land with me until. Steve Coogan is so talented, by the way. He's so talented. It's like one of the funniest, smartest dudes, I think. It's so funny how, like,

American culture doesn't really know Steve Coogan. Yeah. You'd argue most Americans don't know who that is, right? Damien Cockburn? Yeah, Mr. Cockburn. You see these? The trips are great. That's why Americans might know them because of the trips,

but I just think they're so popular in England and not as much here. Yeah. But those movies are so good. The original trip is the best. What is it? It's just like, it's them two. It's literally like a kind of like a loose, it's like a loose concept film about these two. It feels docu style, but it's not.

but it is heightened versions of themselves they're in Hollywood still like it's them but it's not it's very brilliant and it's just two best friends on vacation then they just get themselves into some bullshit oh they're movies yeah yeah there's a series are they good they're fantastic

they're funny we should do that yeah we should do that we should do that we should do our version of the trip yeah I went to a Christmas party last night who Arden Marin oh I know I heard you told me this yeah but it was her and Bert Bert was there, yeah. It was her party, but Bert was there. At her house? At her house, and I ran into one of my favorite people of all time. Oh, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, let me guess. MH is his initials. Kevin Spacey?

MH, man. There's a lot of young boys here. Michael Hitchcock. I don't know who that is. You ever see Best & Show? Love Best in Show. Oh, yeah, he's great. Yeah. Hitchie was there. So he was there at Arden's house? How was the party? I was there for five minutes. So it was a good party? I do like a five minute. Whenever she has a party, I'll do five minutes. I'll do a round, hug and then leave. Why? Why go then? Because I, because I know, I'm a loner. Yeah. And I don't leave the house. Yeah. So my therapist is like, you got to just try to participate. So I try to participate. Yeah, but I see, I disagree. You're 54 years old. At this point, don't do anything you don't want to do.

I know, but if you look at my mom, that's where I'm headed. She looks great. I know, she looks great, but she doesn't like leaving the house, and she only plays iPad games. What's wrong with that? There's nothing wrong with it, but it's like, you know, I want to be able to be, you know, how do you, you got to be social. That's a part of the human condition. No. It's not?

No, you already did it. Oh, I did. For 54 years, you've did it. Oh. You've paid all your dues. You don't owe anybody's shit. You can go or don't go. Yeah, I'm just, I think I'm like my mom.

It's great. Yeah. She looks happy and healthy. healthy. But by the way, she got frustrated because she logged out of YouTube. That was like a huge debacle. Oh, yeah. She was like, YouTube. Yeah. And you're like, Mom, we'll do it. And she's like, now. You're like, we're doing the podcast. That's another thing that I have. I want it now. Yeah. If you wanted YouTube now, I want mine. That's exactly how you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it now. You want it right now. I want it right now. Yeah, yeah. But you're not a guy that if you say you're

going to do it doesn't mean you're going to do it now. What do you mean? You want things done right now. Yeah. But if you say you're going to do something, it doesn't mean you're going to, you're Oh, I don't do it now. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, you have to do it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do it when I want to do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm that guy. I make up my mind and I'm going to do something. I just do it. Yeah. Even if it's like, even it's chunking time out of something else, if I really want to do it, I'm going to do it. I don't give a shit.

I was like that with tennis rackets and ice skates. What? Not enough. What? Not enough. No, the other day I was like, I need tennis records. I went and did it. I woke up and I'm getting tennis rack.

See, I like that. Yeah, yeah. I want ice skates. I'm going to do it. And they just stay in my closet for like yours. But you got them. I got them. Just in case we need to skate.

Yeah. Because I've had a lot of people go, you want to play tennis. I got to get rackets. Who? Kirk? Yeah, other people. Just people, just random people. You want to play tennis?

I'll put tennis with you. But you don't. Because I didn't have any rackets. Now I have. Now you got how many rackets? Just two. Prince, red ones. Two prints.

So you bought two rackets even though you need one? I always have two. Overprepared. No. In case you break one? I hit so hard. Dude, I was on the tennis team in high school. I told you that.

I got those red ones right there. Tell me, what was the food at Arden's house? Tacos. A taco truck? No, just tacos in the house. Who's got, who made tacos in the house? So I was there with Andrea Jen, she came to. Yeah.

And she started eating the tacos. And you never, I don't know about you. You probably do it. Here's what I like about your parties versus other parties. Sure. Okay. so at your parties you have a dude making it

right yeah yeah like I've been to Carlos Mincea's house at first parties he has a guy you pay for someone to make yeah yeah yeah so he's then you can enjoy the party yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah whatever

the chi I shinko shi shi sure yeah right beer beer right so but then you go to some houses and it's just there sitting in a cylinder like it was ordered or they made it early I don't know how it came I don't know how it manifests itself.

You don't like it either way. But I need to see it made on the spot. I understand what you're saying. So if it's sitting there, who knows? It could have been there yesterday. Right. Do you know? You had two parties.

You got day two party. Yeah. So then Andre, I took a taco and I was like, I wouldn't eat that. She said, you're weird. And then 30 minutes later she goes, my tummy hurts. See? Yeah. See?

You're going to see the guy make it. Well, that's like when we went to Tim's, when Tim had his house here and he had, when Dylan had his Christmas parties, he would literally have a staff of 10 people cooking. Yeah. He had someone fucking, he had just a baker to make desserts. Yeah. He hired someone to bake just as a pastry chef, as I'm dumb, I can't say.

A pastry chef just for desserts. And then four chefs. Yep. Regular chefs. Yeah. And they were doing the yes chef. I heard the sous chef being like, do you know, like, yes chef, right here, chef? Yeah.

I was like, this is a kitchen. He brought the bear to his fucking house. Yeah. You know what also I like? He's extravagant, dude. He's an extravagant guy. He is. Yeah, yeah.

I also like places, what it looks like a lab at a restaurant, for instance. You're at Dingtai Fung, right? And there's a gigantic open window, and you see they're all in white with masks. Yeah. And they're folding the dumplings. Oh, I love it. Piquito Moss, you see them making the tortillas. Homestate, they make them there.

They make it right in front of you, right? So that, I like that. Right there. Yeah. No, that's a lab. That's the Wuhan lab. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're bringing up the food. bringing up the Wuhan lab. No, they're making dumplings and COVID. That's where they put the COVID. They're Asians. They have work out of them, right? They can do two things at once. One guy fucks up.

He's like, oh, he was supposed to make COVID today. Yeah. Wasted all of his time making dumplings. But don't you, you like in Taifung? Here's what I like about this. Yeah. I can see them putting in the work. That's right.

Like, did you see that video of the guy at that restaurant here in Southern California? They got in trouble. They got closed down because he was breaking up frozen ribs in the back. of the restaurant on the ground. I saw that. I saw that. On the ground. That's so gross. Have you seen that? It was a big frozen slab of ribs. He's slamming it on the ground. Dude, it was one of the funniest things that they've ever seen. And then the, yeah, that's him out back. Look at that. Played that video. He's behind the restaurant and he's just throwing the ribs on the ground. This is someone like from their apartment. Look at this. Hey. Just trying to break them up a little

bit. Whoa. On a box. Yeah. Put the cardboard down. Look at it falls on the ground. three or four times. They just fall on the ground. Look at that. Gross. Now here's my argument for this guy. You're defending him? For a second. Okay. Well, yeah. He's not Asian. Yes, he is. No, he's not. The way he's throwing is absolutely. Push pause. When it zooms in. You zoom in? No, let them do it. Here, she'll zoom in a little bit there. That's 100% an Asian guy. I guess so. There's literally no doubt in my mind. The way he throws is Asian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do Asians throw? Oh, okay. You can hear it. No, but listen, here, faux love. It was called faux love.

And let me tell you why I'm defending him for a heartbeat. Permanently close. That sucks. Here's my only semi-defense. They're frozen. Nothing is sticking to frozen. You could literally dip that in trash, take it out, blow it off. It's nothing.

It's frozen. It's solid. Then when you cook it, you're cooking away whatever would be. You can also wash it. 100% it's frozen. I think you're right. It's frozen. Yeah.

And by the way, I don't think the optics is good. No. No, it's bad. Also, how much other shit do they do that with? Right. Like, and look at there's a mop bucket right next to him. It's fucking gross. Yeah.

But this is the thing. As Americans, we're spoiled, Ron. This happens all over the fucking world, and they don't think twice. I think you're right. I think the reason why I like the lab atmosphere, right, is you have assurance. You're assured. You look in Dingtai Fong and you're like, okay, he's not throwing that dumpling on the ground. Right.

And then some places when you don't, you don't. don't know what goes like I believe that like I think that like if you go to talk about something they spit in the fucking stuff I don't believe that you don't don't think so because I worked at McDonald's I worked at fast food yeah we never did that yeah you because you're a good guy no no no but I didn't okay there were some other friends in mine that were there that were fucking up to no goodies yeah they never did shit like that you know what you would do instead what because if you got caught doing that dude that's also against the law you can you could go to jail for that right spitting in someone food that's how easy to spit without anyone seeing it's a biohazard though

okay that's bad no guys would do shit like that they would fuck up their order on purpose that happens all the time yeah they'd like fuck this asshole so they'd give them like one less nugget yeah that's like such a good because by the way you get the bag and most of us you go for fries on the ride home unless you're really hungry you're probably not gonna eat the nuggets until you get home and you open it up and see five instead of six pissed it's a perfect you're mad about that I'd be fucking pissed I want six if I order six I want six What if there's seven? Are you extra happy?

That's amazing. Are you not extra happy when an extra nugget falls in there? You know what I don't like? When a random thing that's in the nugget box, like one fry. I love that. No, I don't like that. Give me a rogue onion ring all day. I don't want a rogue one.

Love it. No. What is he doing in there? He's on an adventure. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I got free! I'm like, stay with your kind. All right?

Oh, whoa. Yeah, stay with your kind, dude. Oh, whoa. Onion rings, just hang out with onion rings, all right? if you come over to you know what I mean French fry land right I'm calling ice it's big secret

we should open up a fast food place called segregation yeah separate but equal yeah but they're not so you like that yeah onion rings belong with onion rings all right what about this you think I'm gonna let my onion ring date your French fry ass daughter

bullshit ass French fry ass daughter what if you open your a nugget box and there's something in there that's not even on the menu what is it what what is it Like, uh, like, you know, saute duck. Oh my God, how good.

No, but you're a Taco Bell. I know. It's a new menu item. Okay. No, no, it's something that's a, that why would it be there? Like an egg roll? Yeah, like an egg roll. Yeah.

You're at, you go to McDonald's fries, you open it, and there's an egg roll in there. Bonus. Bonus egg roll. Yeah, but where did it come from? Who cares? Is it the same thing as you're talking about? Like, I'm going for a ride? Yeah.

Imagine that adventure. I went from Panda Express I took a door dash ride to fucking McDonald's I hop out I jump into the This does happen because they have KFC

Taco Bell combo places now That I can see Okay so that does happen And I'd be okay with that I don't hit a ride We're different in that way I understand Okay yeah

If it's fast food and it's fried Who cares how it got in there I'll take it Yeah we used to fuck with people In that right But we'd steal from that McDonald's That's why my buddy's got fired Yeah

My buddy, Chris, because of our friends came, we'd give them as much stuff as we could. Yeah. It was hard to steal money. You could. We'd steal food, but sometimes you'd steal money, sometimes. You wouldn't put in a late order if it was super late in there in the window. You wouldn't punch it in. You would be like, yeah, yeah, I'll do it.

And then you'd make up the number of what you think. You'd be like $4.75. And then you would just go get the item and not ring it up. Ooh, they used to do that at a comedy club, I know. Seriously? Oh, yeah. Where? They had an old system.

And then the waitresses, they could like charge somebody and then void it easily. Oh, the void. Yeah, yeah. And then just take all the cash. See, the voiding is tough because it still shows up in the system. See, I've worked in restaurants. I know how that goes.

Well, yeah, because you can get the manager, but can you void that drink out there? No one wanted it, but then you'd give your buddy that drink. Okay. I've done that, but they're still traceable. With McDonald's, you would take the order, but not take it down, just go back to the kitchen and be like, can I get a double, double to go?

And then they'll, you know, they slide you that double quarter pounder. So they don't count the patties. what I mean by that is it's a box of you should see McDonald's gets a box of like 700 frozen patties yeah but if I was

I'm Asian one two yeah I'm counting Gai shing cold biao beo beo I'm gonna do it all day

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You're busy as fuck. Like fries is one thing. That's insane. You mean? We have 42,695 fries today. You better than I'm saying. You better not fucking steal. That's crazy.

Here's why it doesn't matter because at McDonald's, if you ever work in fast food, so much stuff ends up on the floor on accident. Fries, a nugget, patty. This happens. Because when people are moving fast, you're right, you're right. Shit spilled. I stand corrected. I stand corrected.

You know my, you know my face. favorite shit was when we'd have to replace the Coke bag. So because it's a perfect, because McDonald's has like the perfect mixture of Coca-Cola. Yeah. That's why it's the best Coca-Cola in the fucking world other than Mexican Coke in a bottle. But to go Coke is McDonald's because their syrup mixture is like perfectly measured, but it's so dense and sweet that you like hook up the sugar bag and it's got the, then the carbonation and the soda water. Sometimes it would leak out of the top, like the plastic top. And I, suck on that stuff oh my god it's so good dude i like that that's it you can feel your teeth falling

out yeah yeah it's it's got to be like a thousand grams of sugar per like because it's it's condensed yeah it's so fuck those are so good dude and the smell of those when you crack it open now i used dude i loved working at macdonald it was fucking it was the best first job i ever had i was 15 it was awesome and i fed all my friends i got paid good money yeah like i got paid like a minimum wage but it was like good when you could still fucking like yeah look at that smoking a joint a McDonald's Coke hey yo did they drug test there no I mean this was a long time ago they might now I don't think they drug no they didn't drug test us because everyone we was there was on drugs now would you feel safer when androids take over like robot like if like because

when you go to McDonald's eventually it's going to be no humans working there that's fucking well even now I went to a McDonald's where were we and and you have to order through the Fucking. Do you guys see the Tesla diner in Hollywood? All robot ties. Let's burn it. Let's go burn it down. Is it just made out of cyber trucks? That's it. Fuck that place. Fuck him. Fuck that whole place. Stupid. But that's the future guy. No, no. There will still be a need for human. I don't know. No, we will. We'll want that. Look at that influencer. Ugh. Hey guys, I'm here with my tits and this robot. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. He's making me popcorn. The Korea Daily. Of course. So funny. It's so funny about that. I'm just happy we made it all the way there in their news. It's pretty cool.

We go deep. Do you really think that that's good. I think that people are still going to want people to run a thing. I don't know. I like the niche of it. The niche of the future? Yeah. Well, it's going to be everywhere.

So the niche would be humans making food still. But right now, when I see a Wegovi, I get excited. Then eventually you get excited. Waymo. Waymo. Waymo. Talking about you. Waymo.

Waymo. You don't get excited with Wegoe. Waymo, I mean, Waymo. Waymo suck. Dude, they're the best. They stopped in, it stopped in front of us in the hotel. Remember that? And it couldn't get by us.

I know. The Olympics are better. Waymo suck You don't like that shit Fuck that I love it No remember what the guy said to us In the car when he was like

Waymos are bullshit Because what if you get to an accident Something happens The doors lock You know you can't get out of those things Until you're at your destination You couldn't just get out If you needed to in an emergency

Like poo Anything You'd have to poo in the Waymo Oh my God Waymo with toilet Come on up to the front If you have to shit But it doesn't blow your mind

when you see a wayma like it pisses me off too slow bob they suck i know but it's just being back it's just so weird when you look at the fucking driver's see there's no one in there okay let me get for someone like you i'm going to prove why you you don't need what you don't want waymo in the future if it's all waymos and they're all self-driving and no one gets to drive then you have then everything is going to be on time and you like that things aren't on time you enjoy the fact that there's leeway and there's wiggle room i like that about you screw we govy I like human error too. Human error.

Yeah, yeah. Human error is good. That's where the magic happens. The ribs on the ground. Right, that's where the magic happens, yeah. Yeah. That stores close down permanently. Full love.

There's a nail in my breadstick. I love that. It's a fun story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You eat it anyway. Think about that. The news is not gonna have anything to talk about if everything is automated.

Yeah. How boring. How boring. There is no chaos anymore. I want the chaos. We love chaos. Anarchy, bro. That we do need

fucked up stories. We need wild shit to go down. That's why if you married an android there's no human error there. There's no excitement. It does anything you needed to do. Exactly. There's no fights.

I want some argument. You need some combative. We love drama. Think about a TV. I want to watch Pride and Prejudice tonight. Right? You know, that argument. No, come on, let's watch Casino.

No, last night was your movie night. Right. Tonight Pride and Prejudice. I hate Pride and Prejudice Did you watch it? Pride and Prejudice? Yeah. I've seen it years ago.

God, it's so crazy because every girl that I know gets angry that I haven't seen it. You haven't seen Pride and Prideon? I don't even know what it is. There's a million versions too. Yeah, yeah.

But they go, you haven't seen it's a masterpiece. And I'm like, you just said that about the notebook. Oh, that was. You think it's a masterpiece? Can I tell you something? What? Never saw it. See, that's what I'm saying.

I never saw the notebook. Yeah. There's films that I know I, you know, what's so funny? Like, I never saw broke back mountain, but I got the gist. So I never saw, there's movies that I just never saw. I got the jiz too, yeah. I got the jizz. Yeah, I got the jizz. Yeah, I've, you know what can I be honest with you? It's funny. I didn't see broke back mountain, but I did see moonlight. I love moonlight. It's just black, it's just black, broke back mountain. Yeah, yeah. Black Mountain. Yeah. I've never seen broke back mountain either. It's just

I'm not interested in seeing it. I want to see it, though, because it's really good. We should all go see it. Doubt it. You've seen it? No. It's amazing. Yeah. Wait, why haven't you seen it? Just one of those? I realized I didn't even see the second Kill Bill till today. Yeah. These guys went to kill Bill without us today. You know what movie I'm trying to watch right now?

It's hard to get through. I don't know why. Barry Lyndon. Oh, it's so good. I know it's beautifully shot, but I can't get into it. Look at a Chinese, look at wearing a cowboy hat. I like Chinese cowboys. When have you seen them?

There's so many Chinese cowboys. You don't know that? There's a documentary about Chinese cowboys. In China? Look, there's an untold America. about Chinese cowboys. You've never seen this? No.

It's amazing. Go to the historical photo. Zoom in. Look at that, dude. Giddy up, doggie. He's doing wide eyes. Yeah, he is doing white eyes on the right. Yeah.

Ride to them a cowboy. No, he just got an order he didn't want to do. Hey, man, you're going to take that piece of dynamite going in that hole and light it up. He's like, what? Wait, this is not. That's Shen Yun. Yeah. That's just Chen Yun backstage.

Is that in America? Yeah. What? It's in 1888. Wow, there were Asians back then. The good old days. Yeah. But I'm sure they were like, I want to go back home.

Now, this is your home now, pal. But do you think they were, they were pretty miserable back then? And one day, your great, great grandson's going to open up a Thai food joint in San Jose and it will get closed down because of health code violations. You know how I know it was. bad for them? When you watch Tombstone, Deadwood, any of those things, there's only one guy. If that. One's enough.

You know what I mean? But so where are the other people? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. You got one. I watched Goonies again, you know? I watched Goonies on the plane the other day. It's a good movie. It's a flawless movie. Yeah, it's perfect. It's exactly what a movie should be. It's an adventure. I watched back-to-back with Sandlot. I went Sandlot

Goonies and I was like, this is perfect. These are just kids going on an adventure. That was movies. at that era was just like, put them in a weird situation, have them go on a whimsical adventure, you go along with the ride whether or not it's realistic, it doesn't matter, and a lovely... I can't watch Sandlot. Why?

Because my ex-girlfriend is married to the star of Sanlott. I think about it. The star's a vague, that's a vague term because there's a lot of stars in that. Okay. Scotty's Falls? The other guy. The chubby guy.

The redheaded guy? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Tell us the back. Of, what's it? Porter? What's wrong with me?

Yeah. Ham, Porter, yeah, Hamilton Porter. Yeah. Pat Renna. Yeah, go to Pat Renna, right? Do you know why it bonds me out? And nothing against him. I'm sure he's a great guy, okay? Yeah.

That's hot, yeah. Money. Who is that? Jasmine, my ex-girlfriend. How long ago? Many, many years ago. And when she, I was the, she was, he was the next guy she dated. And in my head, I was like, oh, I'm him.

You know what I mean? I'm like the Asian version of him. You think so? Yeah, I think I am. He's got that sandlot money. I know. Well, I thought you meant you were him for a second about, about like, what's that? Isn't there a movie, is it Ryan Reynolds or someone?

Like, he's the guy that the girl, after the girl sleeps with him, they get married and settle down. What's that movie? It's with Dane Cook. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah, it is Dane Cook. What is it called? She's very pretty, huh, Jasmine?

Yeah. Yeah. Look at their family. Go to the family. That could have been you. I know. So many, so many of my ex-girlfriends have kids now and are happy. They're just super happy.

You prepared them for happiness, which is good. Oh, you think? You think I was there like the dark, dark, I can't even speak English. The dark chapter? No, the preparing for happiness. It's a dark chapter. Is that, was it, my best friend's girl? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. So he would hire him to try to bone her. in order for her to fall back in love with him. Yeah, because, yeah. Twisted. Dane was on fire back then. He was starring in movies, man. It's crazy.

It's awesome. Love him. Anyway. Yeah, look. Yeah. She's happy. You're happy. I don't know.

Sometimes, like, what do you want? You want a family? Do you really want a family? No, he doesn't. Yes, I do. Yeah, he might. You would have had one already. He can still have one.

I think I regret some things. You got plenty of times. Like the airport, I was at the airport, L.A.X, and I would, did I tell you the story? I was at L.A.X. You write another note to a girl? No, no, no. I was. Did you hop off the plane at L.A.X with a dream and a cardigan? No, no, no. What? Sorry. Yeah. I was haggard. I had just done a weekend at some club, and I was at L.A.X. And I was

at L.A.X. And I have, like, my backpack. I'm walking through L.A.X. In the distance, I see this beautiful girl with a young husband. and their kid, and they're just laughing. And I realize it's my ex-girlfriend, and I run into them. And she was like, oh, and we hug. Which one? Not that one. No, it's a different. See, that's what I'm saying. I keep running into happiness.

And how did the conversation go? I go, oh my God. You know, we hug, I meet the kid, you know what I mean? And the dude, what's up, dude? What's up, man? You know what's up, home? What's up, homie? Yeah. Is it a black guy?

No, it's just a white guy, but it's like, white guys can do this too. I know, but you're doing the homie thing. You keep going to home. What's up, homie? Yeah, that's how I talk. Why? I don't know.

I'm urban. Irvin Bob is back. What's up? And I do, what's up to the boyfriend? Yeah, and then they go, well, see you later. And then they leave and I go, oh, you know, what did I do? What did you want? Were you in love with that person?

I think I was, I think honestly, I think there's some relationship. Maybe I should have hung in there. Yep. Don't you think? Don't say fucking yupp. No, I believe that. I think I should have hung in there because in rough patches, right? I go, mayday, may day, I got to get out, right?

But that's the nature of relationships. You're going to have rough patches. Of course. Yeah. And it's like the next time maybe stick in the rough patch. You know what I mean? And then you get out of it instead of like pulling the emergency cord. But sometimes it's for the better.

But I don't think so. I think every relationship I've been in it. I should have just stayed in it. That's interesting. Yeah. The butterfly effect. You could go back in time and. Yeah, because it's like, if I look back, they were attractive, good people, empathy, all the things.

And then you see them happy, but then they would have been miserable with me. How do you know that? I'm a fucking, dude, I'm a creature of the night, dude. Yeah. You know what I mean? Five in the morrow I'm playing Ghost of Yotai. What are you doing? The sun is up.

Shut up. You know what I mean? All right? I still have to level up. At 54, I'm like that. I gotta level up! But that's who you are, who cares? You need to find that a special gem.

I need another girl like, I'm leveling up too! You need a leveler. Yeah, yeah. We're playing two games at one time, maybe that. There's got to be a girl like this that exists. Yeah. A girl that's obsessed with those kind of things that loves her independent. But then we would get nothing done.

What do you need to get done? Make bread, you know? You're a big bread guy now? Well, I love, you know, that show. Bake-off. No, but you know what I'm saying? I don't think you would want somebody. exactly like you. That's insane.

You'd want someone that has similar interests. That's what I'm that's what you're saying. I don't know because I remember with Kalila it's like you know I mean we're going to do this thing and I'm like normally I wouldn't do it but when I do it then you're like oh I'm glad I did it if I'm with somebody that's like me

we would never do anything you know what I mean? You just be sitting there kind of perfect. No I need I need someone to like lead me into life. I see with a celebrity what? Only person you would like respect any of you with someone in no and i respect common people i'd even say that's so good it's like that song from pulp common people okay it's one of my favorite

songs we call them civilians we call them civilians well they're civilians because we're like we're weirdos we're clowns and those are civilians those are adult humans and we're different we're goofball fuckheads yeah we're children we're clowns you know what i thought about the other day after doing last night after doing a Friday night after doing that big show with Shane and you do this huge show and then you just end up in a hotel room by yourself just naked after a shower on a chair hunched over right literally hunched over and just just like what the fuck you could have got alone yeah I think it's that you think that's going to make you happy but you've been it doesn't yeah I know and you know that already you're just

experience. Every time I get reminded. Yeah, but that stuff doesn't make anyone happy. I know, exactly. You're happy because you did it, but everyone does have that moment at the end of the night. Of anything that you do or are, people that get home from a long day

at work, whether they like their job or not, everyone has a reflective moment in the shower, on the shitter, just being like, yeah. Because that happened. That's human nature. Yeah. It's just, that's the feeling of everything. It's like when you buy something you've always wanted, then you get it and you don't even fucking give a shit that's that's everything that's every so if you can't be

happy now you're never going to be happy then yeah I'm trying to find it yeah although I did hear that quote today on fucking TikTok it bothered me so much Warren Buffett was doing his speech and he's like if you're if you're not happy with 50,000 or 100,000 you're not going to be happy with a hundred million it's not going to make a difference it's like oh my god well you're worth billions of dollars you fucking idiot yeah yeah what are you talking about what are you talking about what are you talking yeah and then he does kind of back it up by saying like oh yeah and then there's a, there is a threshold of money that, that makes people, right, gives people comfort and everything, but like he's trying to do this,

whenever somebody like that, like, like an Elon Musk or like a Zuckerberg does that thing where they're like, not going to make you happy, man, and I got to tell you, just got to find it now. All right, later, then picks off in a fucking jetpack. Yeah, yeah. And you're like, what are you talking about? Yeah, I'm, um, I had a driver the other day and it made me really like reflect and I go, You know, I talk to the older drivers. You love talking to the drivers.

I'm like, what's up? What's up, dude? You know, he talked. I was getting into his life. He's like, and we got into his life. He's married two kids. And then I go, you happy? He goes, well, let me, when I go home after this shift, I'm going to sit in my driveway

for an hour and just look at TikTok before I go inside the house. Yeah. And I go, why? He goes, I just don't want to be there. Oh, shit. You know what I mean? I thought he wanted some like self-time. No, no, no, no, no.

he goes because when I go in there I'm just so unhappy oh shit and he goes I'm only with my wife because um we have two young daughters and I'm going to stay together for them andres was your driver and I was like dude just figure that out that sounds like a nightmare he goes no because what is he going to do break up a family and that's that's that's I don't want that I think that's what I'm looking for something perfect because I don't want that I don't want to you know what I mean but perfect doesn't exist but to be dreadful going home but I don't think that's I don't think that's going to happen to you either I think that guy made his real doesn't that sound like a nightmare he don't know what else is going on in his life no I I got into you guys what

happened he goes my wife um doesn't want to compromise she um it's her road or the high road you know what why you left out of it that's the saying you got it right i was just why'd you laugh because they don't get it wrong you said it a little funny that's all how do you say it my way or the highway is my high or the highway and no he was like saying like you know i i can't you know i mean do what i want to do it's always her way did he say what he wanted to do oh you mean just in general in general like it's like you know i mean as soon as i get in the house she's like do the this do that do this You know what I mean? And also he said that I haven't had sex, but there are 90 days or 100 days. He doesn't want to have sex

They're doing like a cleanse or something No, no, she just doesn't want to do it So my point is is that it's just He's trapped And I don't want to be in a prison You don't want to be trapped in a loveless marriage Or loveless relationship even I want to be free

You know Right, right Well then that's what I'm saying Then don't ever You don't need to But I believe that there is Got to be somebody out there that has that No, I understand about compromise

Yeah, you got to compromise I understand about that But to feel trapped Is a different thing Yeah, that guy was a bad example of what that that's not going to happen that's not you that's that man's plight okay that won't be you because I like going on adventures as well you're an adventurous man yeah yeah yeah I don't think that's going to be you okay you know and I

but but you can see the fear I think it's a real I think it's a real emotion it's a true feeling to have to be you don't want to be with someone that you no longer are interested in yeah but this happened last night I was at ding Thai funk not dington dang which is a restaurant another three three yeah yeah it's a It was a ping pong dong. And I was with Andrea Jin and my friend Andy and we see this couple and you can see the guy

and we were talking about him. He was just like and she's like doing all the talking. You know what I mean? And it kind of, it was like there was some like a confrontation going on. We don't know.

Couldn't hear it, yeah. But you could just see how he's just so sad, you know? And I go, I know what that is and I don't want that. What was it? just trapped and bummed and like you know what I mean like I'm I can't get out of the situation kind of you know what I mean and I don't want that I think that's the worst thing you know it's also like

sometimes relationships you they turn into your mother because I do have childlike behavior so women want to mother me like do this do that because you're not acting normal but I want somebody that just accept the fact that I just the way I am because I'm not going to really change that much I'll provide I'm fun da da da da da da you know what I mean but it's what's so funny the da da da da da da da that's that you're dating profile I'll provide I'm fun da da da da da da you know you know you know what da da da da da da is yeah da da da da da yeah it's the motherfucking Bobby Lee yeah but you know I think I think because when I see you and your wife I don't feel that I feel like, you know, she's just so cool.

It's my homie. Yeah. And, um, so you're, you're lucky. But we all have bullshit. We have bullshit. Fancy and his wife have bullshit. There's just stuff that happens and you got to wiggle your way through it. Now, if I was, if I had that guy's fucking thing, the drivers, like I sit in my car because I don't want to go inside. Yeah. I'm out of that relationship. That's, I don't, that's crazy. That's that guy. But you, you got to understand I'm stuck. I have kids. You know what I mean? No, there's a way out of everything. You think so? A hundred percent. That guy shouldn't be in that. Also, That's worse for the kids because he's probably not present.

They're probably like, Daddy! And he's like, you know, fuck out of my face. Yeah. Get away from me. I don't like you. But I see signs out front. I went on a date and she goes, oh, God, I don't believe this. She gets in my car and she goes, don't drive yet.

I go, why? She goes, I want to connect my phone into your Bluetooth so we can play my music. Oh, God, immediately stopping. That's the first thing she said. Okay, but you could go along and go, okay, maybe I want to hear your tunes. Maybe she want to share tunes with me. You know why my sideburns are shaved? No?

She grabbed my second. This is not going to do. My sideburns. This girl made you shave those? No, just a couple days later I looked in the mirror and go, maybe she's right. Maybe it's a grizzly. Let me see. No, I just shaved them.

But what? They were, you know, they were long and grisly, some of the white hair. I love it. I know you do. But she did that. And I was like, oh, I can't do this. because that's the beginning. Yeah.

That's out front, dude. That's what you're opening with? But what if she gets all the heavy shit out of the way up top? What if that's the only thing that bothers? Sideburns and I had to play my music. That's it? Those are the only problem.

I mean, that's pretty good. That is pretty good in the long time. And their dating profile, it's like, look, I hate sideburns and I got to play my music. But outside of that, I'm the chill chick on earth. Yeah. But that, I mean, those are warning signs, no. So you're never going to talk to that girl again.

I haven't, no. Yeah. Because it was like, it just felt, you know, It's just hot, but that's nothing. They're all hot. Yeah, yeah. Every girl is hot with you. I said that to someone.

Who was I talking to? You guys? Yeah. And I was like, they're all hot. They're all hot. But now it's like, I can't do it if they're like that. Well, it doesn't matter that they're hot because it's not, it's not, it's not, there's more that you need. There's more than you need.

There's more that you need. There's more that you need. This is also the New Year's episode. I want to talk about resolutions. Are you a produce Can I be honest with you? McCone Yeah

Are you a producer on the show? You're his boss I mean what Let me ask you What is your job description It's vague and it changes often But is it telling me what to do No is that

No is that your job description Telling me what to do I want to feed you the ball Yeah yeah yeah Did you come up with that segment Resolutions? Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah You know what? We're not doing that. That's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have any other suggestions? Not right now, but I'll let you know. Yeah, now look what your face.

You're getting mad. Yeah, right? You're getting a little angry and rageful, right? Resetment. Yeah, why the resentment? I'm just kidding. No, why the resentment, though? Let's get this out.

Maybe that should be the New Year's. Right? Yeah. What's going on? No, there's no resentment. Yeah, yeah, there is because you're hiding, I can tell. All right, we're good? Yeah, we're all good.

I can see your face, though. You can't hide your face. When I see you sometimes, like, you know what, last time we got in a little, you did a face? Yeah. When was it? When was the last time we got into it? No, it wasn't getting it. It was something that happened in Phoenix.

I don't remember. You got your camera in my face. Remember? No. Yeah. It happens a lot. I don't take these things you say seriously because you're just, you're a funny, silly guy. He doesn't take you seriously.

Damn, he doesn't take you seriously. That's what I'm talking about, dude. He said that to me one time. He goes, Bobby, I don't think. take him seriously? Oh, you want to get, you want me to get intimidating? You can try. Oh, shit. You can try? Okay. I love you so much. No, no, okay, okay. I'll try. I'll try. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to try. I'm going to try. That's my new year. I'm going to try. I'm going to try to be intimidating. Okay. Yeah, that's fun. What are you going to do? New year? I try to stay more

consistent at the gym. Okay. I was going to say J.I. Shingko, ching chow. Peeo, pio, pio. I was going to say you should be looking for a new job. Yeah. Might have to replace you. I mean, for your age, here's another thing that you do

that it's crafty, McCone. It's his networking. I see it. Oh, you're right. You know what I mean? Like when we're backstage at him talking to Shane. He's always trying to chump, chum it up. Got chom it up, you know what I mean?

Chummy guy. And I wanted to go to Shane and go, oh, no, that's the camera guy. He's just a kid, camera guy. He did say that. Yeah, did I say that? Yeah, I interrupted them. And Shane went, no, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ooh, you see, he's snapping on you a little. I know, I think he's the shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is interesting. It's interesting. Andrew gave him wins, though.

What wins? This guy. I know. I gave him wins? You pulled him up. Wings. Oh, I was like, I gave him wins. Yeah, I think you influenced him.

He thinks he's you. No. Yeah, yeah. He's an extension of your arm. He's an extension of my leg. Yeah. He's holding onto my leg. Daddy.

Daddy. I gave him, I gave him, right, I gave him lift. And so now he's flying at 35,000 feet. And he belongs in a Cessna below oxygen levels. Right. where he thinks we're peers right do you think we're peers

I think at this point we're work friends no that's not what he asked you definitely I don't think we're peers Bobby but also I'm not a comedian so it's a different thing I feel like if I was like an open mic

or I want to be a comic maybe but I'm not in that we work together I'm on this side we work together I know but it's like there's different planes I'm not even

do you think that you have As much power as I do on the show? No, be honest. No, of course. Yeah. What do you think the power levels are, though? You're 10,000 and I'm a, you know, 50 or something, you know? Well, then tell yourself that.

You're 50? I mean, it's a weighted scale. I don't know if you're 50. Yeah, I don't know you're 50. What do you think you're, if I'm off? If you're 50 and he's 100,000, what's Andres? Andreas is like 99,000. Wow.

So he's, I, don't make me one of this. So he's, so you guys have talked about this before, obviously. Doesn't that sound like they discuss this? So you're 10,000 less than us. No. And what is to know with me? You're 300,000. Oh, I'm, I'm 100,000.

He's 300,000? 99, 75, 10. And he's 300. I'm 100,000. Yeah. Okay, in what way, though? Edit, there's so much control in the, edit and the

original voice of the show shaped into what he is legend shut up no you're talking about Andreas right now right no I'm talking about why is he 200,000 more I mean just planning stuff putting stuff together special Olympics events

he's trolling you so hard right now it's fucking I know it's getting to you dude I know don't let him troll you I'm really mad I know he is dude I'm really mad right now Because he's trolling you. It's working. Here's why.

We come to this every year to this point where I get this mad and then I forget about it. That's why. The year goes on, I forget. But I think my New Year's resolution is not to forget. I'm not intimidating. Right. Right. And I have no power.

No, you have less power. My God. Yeah, but if either one of us, right, leaves the show, the show. over. Of course. Right. So I would say there were 50-50.

Or 50-50. Exactly. Yeah. But not in your eyes. Yeah, it's a weighted 50. One 50 is a little heavy than the other 50. Dude, he is.

I know. He's logged in. Yeah. Okay. That's interesting. It's so interesting. That's very interesting. It's very interesting stuff.

I feel like he's doing a very good job. And Carlos has stayed like eerily quiet. He doesn't want to fuck up any. Because he's learned. Yeah, because you do the forgetting thing with me a lot. I have to... I forgive.

No. With him, I forget. For you, I forgive. Yeah, okay? Don't get me wrong. I always remember, but I forgave you for those things. That's right. Yeah, yeah.

But for you, I forget. I go, oh, he's not as as annoying as I thought. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But then he is. He is. Yeah. I think I'm just a little sad that you canceled on Kill Bill today.

He canceled as well! I had work to do. You canceled to sleep in. It started at 1 p.m. I had to work. I hadn't slept in four days, I said, okay? I went from Vegas to Phoenix to here, all right? I hadn't slept, and tomorrow I have the busiest day imaginable.

So in my mind, like, Sunday is the only day I can sleep in. I'm not going to wake up during my sleep in day and go, I'm going to go watch Kill Bill. I'd rather sleep in. Who do I do, Andrew? I need your device. We're at a precipice here. I think, no, honestly, what do I do? You need to take some sort of disciplinary action.

Now, is that like a temporary suspension from the show? I don't know. What do I do, though? I'm just, I'm- Be my advisor. I think perhaps the temporary suspension might be there. I mean, not an expulsion, but, you know, I don't know if he's termination. You want to terminate?

I don't know. How close is he for termination? I think I'm going to do it because he's not intimidated and he's not, he doesn't believe that I'm going to do it. You know what I mean? And I'm going to have to do it so that he believes. I look, dude, the power's in your hands. Can I ask you something, Andreas, real quick, before I do what I'm going to do, right?

Who has all the cut footage of bad friends? You do. He has no, he has none of that to blackmail me or to put it online. No. I have tour footage. That's why he does have tour footage. Yeah. And I say a lot of things on the tour.

Yeah, yeah. But that's our property. That's illegal for him to, we can, we can, we can. Yeah, but I think he would if I fired him. You think he would release something? He would leak that stuff out. He won't. Oh, hey, you're fired?

It sounded intimidating to me. Yeah, yeah. You're fired. Why are you blushing? Well, I just want to know if there's anything I can do to win back. No. Oh, that's a good move, though. Smart thing.

Because with your networking, you're not playing it right. Okay. Yeah, yeah. The play is even if you believe these things, right, you say the opposite. Right? There's things that like, you know, you're Polly Shore or back in when I was a kid. you know what Mitzie Shore would say that I like didn't believe or like, you know what I mean?

But I wouldn't say it out loud, that's insane. I got you. Right? So it's like- Wear the pants on the podcast. Dude. Yeah. You had to do it subtly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not as overt, you know what I mean?

Like, you know what I mean? You gotta train, take some acting classes or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, how about this? You know what I mean? Do you want to dock his pay? No, just let him do. I don't give a fuck. Well, here's, this is fun.

No, it's okay. What if we give... That's his punishment. He doesn't care. I don't care. What if he gives his money divided into half to... Half goes to fancy and then the other half goes to car. No, no, no, he needs money.

So it's like, just let him do what he wants. No, he can sleep here at the studio. He used to do it. No, no. He did it when he had asbestos. At this point, it's like, you know what I mean? I worked so hard to get to this place. You did.

People still don't respect me. It's fine. I'm used to it. I'm used to it. I've seen it. Raise your hand if you respect, Bob, in this studio. No, no, no, no. Put your hand down. I don't, honestly, McCone, I don't care.

Any of you guys, all right? That's my New Year's resolution. I'm just gonna do what I do. You know? That's a good start to the year. Yeah. 2026 is off to a hot start. Yeah.

I'll tell you what I'm looking forward to. Well, I want to hear everything. A long winter's nap. Me too. With mom and her kerchief and me and my cap. Yeah. I can't wait. I can't wait to just lay down for like a couple weeks.

Me too, man. I need it. I want to go on my horse. I want to go on your horse. And just ride around that game. Ghost of Yotai. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Go on adventures. Let's get you a real horse. No. You could keep a mini horse at your house. Yeah. You got room back there. You know what I realized about you the other day? Uh-huh.

If you're not good at it, you won't do it. What do you mean? So when we're backstage in Phoenix, we're playing that video game. And we're like, come on, play it. You're like, nah. You played one round and that was it. Because if you're not good at it, you won't participate.

Partially true. I also didn't care to play. Yeah, but I think that's a part of it. No, no, I'll do stuff that I'm not that good at. I play tennis. I'm not that good at tennis. Yeah. But when it comes to stuff like that,

you're like, uh-uh, no. I just, it's cool to watch, but I don't care about video games. I just don't care. I like the competitiveness. You don't like the competitiveness of it? I love competition, but I like physical competition. It was a game where, I mean, you had four characters

and you're just trying to throw them off of a building. It's great. It was so fun to watch. It was so fun. I was more of a, the spectating of it was fun. Yeah. But no, I just, I like physical. I like, I like games that I can play. That it's an exercise, it's an exercise of my.

We talked about this, but I care. A build. Twitch his own. Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, you know what I need. It's either your role. I need speech class, I think. Yeah. Don't you think?

Why isn't anyone you told me? I need speech class. Well, we... And the thing is, is this. And I say that a lot. Don't I say that a lot? And I say, let me tell you something. We say the same things.

Yeah, yeah. But it's a habit of your communication on this. But sometimes I'll commit to a word that I don't know how to pronounce, but then it'll just come out of the train. I mean, the train will come out of the... Sometimes it'll come out of the tunnel. Too early or whatever. That's a bad analogy.

You know what I mean? it's tretsy yeah you do have a little yeah I'll just say it and I go I don't know the word but it's coming out let it happen who cares that's the beauty

that's the beauty of your artistic mind you let things fly where I think so fast that's not true what you're saying you're making fun of me no I'm saying you doing this made me laugh

and you go I think so fast I didn't think it was a funny it looks funny yeah I think fast right but then I want to get it out too fast and then it comes out all weird that's how I write if you ever read I handwrite

I can't handwrite because there's too much brain going like, and I just can't get it out. Well, more than anything, we hope everybody's 2026 is off to a killer start. And we are still going to be doing bad friends in 2026. We cannot wait. Well, it's here now.

That's right. And 2027 and 28 and 29. And for people that want to know, in six years, the show will be coming to a close when Bobby turns 60. We're going to throw a big bash and the show will be done. In six years. Really?

you want to do that in six years when i'm 60 we should end it yeah why because i'm going to die no i think that's i think you need to retire yeah yeah you from this from podcast yeah i think six years at 60 years old will be i'll drift into the wilderness you can just keep living the way i'll live i'll go okay i won't be doing podcasts yeah yeah let let's predict where the way you i feel at 54 i felt at 40 it's the same no no you're you feel better than i'm going to feel when i'm your age for sure Why? Because I eat unhealthy and I still drink alcohol. You have back discs that hurt.

I have back discs that hurt. Yeah. How about this? This is a fun little predictive thing real quick. Yeah. At 60, when we say goodbye to the show, where do you think your life looks like? What do you think my life looks like? I think I'll have a kid.

That's okay? By then. All right. I think I'll have one kid. How old is it? 18. I'm going to adopt. Good.

I'm going to adopt. You know what I mean? No, no, you might have a kid. At 12. I'm going to adopt a 12 year old. You think at 60 you're going to be in love and married? No, single father. Single father.

Yeah, with an 18-year-old Russian kid. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Where am I going to be? Oh, it's going to be great. What? Go on, yeah. You're going to make the stitching on a baseball.

See that baseball? That's going to be my job? Yeah, yeah, you just do that red stitching on the paper. So comedy, I'm out, podcasting, I'm out. Something's happened, yeah. Yeah. I need to go back to stitching. My original first love.

Stitching. Yeah. But you're going to be the best at it. So I'm the best stitcher in the world? Yeah, yeah. That's good. That's good. Yeah.

Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you. Yeah