Bad Friends - Eric Andre Goes Full Korean

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

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Hey, everybody. So our friend of ours passed away. We're recording it the day after. It hit us hard, and it's for Oliver Tree. He was a dear friend of ours. And I just don't really just don't know really what to say about it. I'm still processing it. Yes, we don't know what to say.

So we're not going to say much other than we loved him so very much. He was a good friend of ours, a part of our world. his um he'll be on the uh an episode of the bad game show in a couple of weeks but uh he was uh near and dear to us we loved him very much he was a really good dude and we're gonna miss him a lot and uh we love you we love you and uh he'll forever be a bad friend hey everybody andrew is the best comic on planet earth and he's doing shows in san diego the sound delmar um june 28 two shows we're doing an early show in late show down in Delmar. Bobby's hometown, please come out and see me, San Diego.

I love you very much. And then I'm playing St. Charles, which is St. Louis, Missouri there, August 7th. Go to Andrew Santino.com for those tickets. Andrewsantino.com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots. White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

You two or something. We're bad friends. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. birthday to you. Happy birthday. Here McColl. Happy birthday

to you. It's funny because you're dressed in a suit, wearing a tie because you're going to a big event. You're going to an event where Stephen Spielberg is going to talk about Disclosure Day.

And I told you, let me finish. I told you before this pod goes just go now go now because you're not going to be here for the pod and i realized why you stayed for the happy birthday song because also i wanted to because you didn't know it was my birthday yeah nor did i care i know that's fair yeah yeah yeah um blow out your ralph's cake happy birthday kiddo thanks bob that was crazy my wish was i wish bobby cared about my birthday and right when i blew it out you said happy dude it's so weird that you just said that because my my

emotions just changed about it. And I'm gonna give you a hug. It was like obsession. Wow. Wow. The wishbone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come here with wishbone.

You saw it? I saw it. No. And I'll say this, are you drinking? You're not drinking this. No. So you got this just for me to drink alone? Well, for, I want him to have some, too.

Okay, I'll, I'll cheers you. Yeah. And you know what pisses me off about this kid? I sent him a text this morning. And in the text, it said, happy birthday. you continue to let me down. Here, cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Okay. Kind of operation are we running there? Can we get new? I sent them- Glasses at least? I sent him at- Real glasses.

We're from Riles. Okay. Happy birthday, you continue to let me down year after year, and I know this following year will be just the same. Love you. I didn't text you,

but I like to do a live text. Yeah, live text them. Yeah, you've grown enormously over the years. I've realized you do have talent. You really do. Thank you. Yeah. You're a creative kid.

You have talent. And I, you know, being a Hollywood piece of shit, I'm going to treat you nicer. Because I believe one day you will get that opportunity. So I'm going to change, right, and go, kiddo, dude. You got it, kid. And you're talented, and I embrace you, and I want you to have a good time tonight. And whatever you need, I got you.

If he gives you money, I'll give you double. Wow. I gave him five grand. I'm going to give you 10 grand. No, but I'm giving him five grand today and five grand on his birthday. For why? Birthday party. Why'd you give him five grand today?

Because, well, he needed the money. He said he can't pay rent, so I gave him five grand. And then I said on Friday at your birthday party, I'll give you another five. So 10. I'll give you. So 20. Yeah, but then I have to see the receipts first to know that you got the money. And then I will do it.

It was cash. I gave him cash. I'd like to see the cash. Yeah, yeah. Do you have the cash on you? It's in your car. Go grab it. It's redheaded trickery.

He's not a redhead. I know you. I'm not a trick. You're a deceiver. You're a treat. Yeah, yeah. Well, what annoys me about the kid is he saw me get out of my car and he stared at my hand like an autistic, an autistic little spy.

and he was like, oh, what is that? Is that a gift for me? And it's annoying because it is, but it's so annoying that you stared. You didn't even say hi, you just stared at my hands to see when I walked out of my car. Like, he's just such a little autistic weirdo.

He didn't say hi. He just looked down at my arms to see what I'm carrying and then looked up at me. That's why I pushed him as hard as I could. What did he give you? He hasn't given it to me yet, but I believe it's a record.

Oh, it's a record. Based on the shape of the package. Two records now. Oh, two records now. Okay. Well, three, including the two, the Bobby will give me. No, I'm not going to give you record.

I'm going to do something better. Yeah, I'm going to double down on it. All right, get the record. Okay. Happy birthday, bud. This is a very special, and so let me warn you something. Before you do this, know that this is graded and rated twice, okay? If you know anything about collections.

This guy. Okay? You're so annoying. Okay. You are so fucking known. I learned it. learned it this morning. You learn a lot. I don't know anything about it. It's like the cards he gave me from Arsenal. You know what? Those were super valuable. I understand that that's why it's not safe.

I didn't know anything about cards. I understand. So tell me how much this is. So all I know is yeah, this woman told me these are graded the the cover is mint. It's M. It got a mint cover and I got two pluses plus plus on the physical like air one water. It's very special on the physical on the album itself is graded. Oh, this is sick. That is so sick, dude. It's a Japanese press. Now, check this out.

Be very careful. Open it up and show the record. This is the sickest part. Look at that. People can see it's red vinyl. That's amazing. Don't take it out. How much is.

If you take it out, she said, make sure you play it. If you're going to take it out, play it. Yeah. But don't like take it out and pull it out of the... No, no, no. I take my record. Can I be honest with you?

What? This is a copy. It's 96 cents. I bought it. I got it on Amazon. Thank you. That's very nice. It's very rad, right?

Well, I'm just going to let you know. I know how much it is. You do. I know. Because I'm going to Venmo you later. And I want that receipt. Yeah. That's a receipt we need.

Okay. It's not a competition, but. It is. You made it. For life. I don't make it? Yes, you did. It's your energy.

Even when I came in here, your energy was. like fucking angry and like I had a tough day that's why tell me about your day no I had an ocular today I had an ocular today I had an ocular migraine today I had but what happened I haven't had one in months and months but they're where you go blind I go blind in my eye my left eye oh no I know it's really it sucks it sucks shit did you have a dizzy spell in the bathroom again remember yes the little slip oh oh boy oh boy yeah yeah I can't wait till you have a stroke and when you do, I'm going to walk into the hospital and be,

Oh, do you have a little fucking stroke? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you'll re-learn how to speak again. Okay. Well, that's, I. Yeah, I. Fuck you. Fuck you.

What are you doing today? You started it. No, you were angry before. And then I came in, and then I'm just trying to have a talk with the guys, and here's you. Yeah. Can I say something? Can I say something? Can I say something?

Can I say something? and I couldn't let I couldn't get anything out. Yeah, we're living in a simulation. That's a fact. I believe we're leaving in a simulation. That's a fact. I'll tell you what's happened. Okay.

What happened? I was in Toronto. I was in an elevator with this tall man, white hair, glasses. And he was particularly hip but old. And, you know, when old people get, um, they, they stop turning sexy,

they start dressing weirder. You know what I mean? Like loud sweatpants. So you now? Yes. It's you now. Yeah, that's me now. I don't care how my hair goes.

Right. Yesterday I did it all green with socks. You've never cared how you dress. You've always dressed funky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've always been like that. You've always been a funky guy. Right.

So this guy had a specific look, right? And he had this smaller wife, very pretty, right? And I just go, dude, I like your style. He's like, thanks, dude. You're a comedian, right? I go, yeah. And that was pretty much the conversation. Right?

I'm in Chicago. at the hotel and they just walked by me. The same couple. The same couple. And he goes, hey, I go, what the fuck? And he goes, what do you mean?

I go, didn't we? He goes, yeah. And I went, simulation? He goes, maybe. Dude, you're telling me he didn't go to Chicago to see you? I assumed they saw you. No, no, no. He was just randomly there.

No fucking way. Yes way. Here's what happened in my mind. This guy's trying to play a cool. No, no, that's not what? Can I play it out? No. Gets back to the room with his wife and she's like, I love Bobby Lee.

And he's like, you should have said something. She goes, oh, I don't know. He's playing a show. It's all sold out as it always is. And then the guy goes, oh, there's tickets available in Chicago. Chicago, Toronto, very short flight. And he goes, you know what? Let's go to Chicago and see him.

And it just so happens are the kind of people that can pull the trigger last minute would stay at a hotel that you'd be staying at because it's five star. I know that. Okay. And that's what happened. All right. And I believe that's exactly. exactly what happened.

That's not what happened? What happened? It's a simulation. Okay. Here's another thing that I experienced that my girlfriend could even, you know what I mean? Tell you.

She can attest. We're walking down the street. This is a couple weeks ago, right? There's a car, a Lincoln. Continental? Yes, an old school car, right? Black. Yeah, love him.

Lincoln. So we're walking down the street. On the left side, there's a Lincoln Continental Parked, right? There's four black guys. The windows rolled down. There's a woman in the driver's seat, but she's parked. Okay. Right?

And they're dancing. They're always dancing. They're always dancing. And I love the freedom of dance. You know what I mean? I don't care what color you are. We're pro dance. Yeah.

River dance. You know what I mean? Break swing, whatever. Break dancing. I love it, right? They're fucking dancing. We're walking by, right? Boombox?

Yeah. Boombox. Guess what? Yep. No music. They were in sync. They were in complete There was literally no music

And they were dancing And she's dancing in the car Like bobbing her head And there was no music And as we turned the corner I looked at my girlfriend I go Are you real?

Did she hear music? No And I don't even think you're real Do they have headphones? What? Did they have? No headphones Silent disco

Yeah yeah It was so surreal You know what it is They were shooting Like a Target ad and you can't play the music while you're filming and he just saw a scene from a Target ad or can you imagine if we aren't a simulation

and there's a crack and they're letting you see it I know I think they're letting me see it they're letting you see it because they go no one will believe Bobby he says crazy shit for years 20 years he's been saying nonsense on podcasts no one's going to believe him and so they will tease you that's what the aliens would do

they go fuck them they'll never believe him he's crazy okay last simulation I'm at a restaurant okay but I don't get a menu okay no menu

right so I just walk up to the house and I go can I get a menu and you go what are you doing here what

what they say what you're in Truman show yeah like I'm in Truman show what what like it was almost as if right I wasn't supposed to

approach this person you weren't supposed to be there today right another day you could have I could have been there like he was rehearsing

right Right. Okay. The cooks were like, oh, shit. Oh, shit, right? And I looked in the kitchen, no vegetables. You know what I mean? Nothing's going on.

Right? There's a cast chair. Someone gets up. Like, I just, you know what I mean? Reading a newspaper. Yeah, yeah. And he was almost as if like, I wasn't supposed to be there. And he didn't even know what I was talking about.

Well, he wasn't told. And then he was kind of looking around from it. It was really fucking weird. And let's play the logic card. They're probably switching from lunch. to dinner and he's like, what do you, we don't, we're unprepared. Okay. If I'm, if I'm gonna play devil's ever very, I want you to, because I don't want to lose my

mind. Well, you should. I mean, we are, yeah, I don't want to lose my mind. Yeah, so what you're saying to me is this then, okay, that the two people I ran into from Toronto and Chicago secretly. Fines. Right. Our fans.

Not secretly, they're fans. You have millions of fans. He has no, he, I had to tell him what I did. You said, he said, you're a comedian, right? Right. And I go, yeah, he's like, oh. Which is him playing coy. Okay, okay.

He's a rich guy playing cool. He doesn't want to in front of his wife go, Are you the comedian? That doesn't make any sense. It does. People do that all the time. People try to act cool all the time. All right.

You're a stand-up, right? And then they know everything you've done. Let's just say, okay, so Lou Reed, for instance, when he was alive, right? He did a poetry reading. I went to it, right? And if I ran into Lou Reed on the street, right, it wouldn't be like I would pretend, right?

that it wasn't fucking Lou Reed. But you're in entertainment. You're talking about a guy who's probably in finance. He doesn't do this for a living. All right. And you're a guy who's famous. What you're telling me is the black people dancing is a target commercial. Yeah.

I mean they are. I just happen to walk in for a shoot. Could be Walmart. It could be Walmart. Ooh. Interesting. Costco. Let's go Costco.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kmart. Is Kmart still around? Yeah. And I came in the wrong time. at that restaurant. Yep. Okay. These three things. All three things

can be true. 100%. It's not a simulation. I mean, I'll give you that. I had one. I'm not going to love it. Okay. Give me a simulation. Something fucked me up in a, the garbage. The garbage can. The garbage truck came. I sat at the front window. Yeah. I was looking out, having coffee in the morning. I watched the gar, because my house

was asleep. No one's awake with me. I'm up early. Yeah. I watched the garbage truck grab my bin, my black bin. It's so, it's unmistak... What time? It was about seven in the morning. Okay. It was an Italian garbage.

Yes. Oh. Yes. Because of the man, no one. Mar-a-Mu-O-N-UCHO. Okay. And I see it happen. Yeah.

I go back, I sit down. I'm on the computer. I'm doing some stuff. Bar-da-da-da. She wakes up, dogs up. Dogs need to be taken out to poop and pee. You have one dog. Huh?

I said, she wakes up, dog wakes up. You said, "'Dogs. You said plural. Hmm. Oh, so we're correcting each other's English. Well, when you say dogs, you imply there's more than one dog. Maybe. And you have one fucking dog. There is. No, there isn't. Maybe. Oh, so you got a new dog. Maybe. It's so funny because it would be something that you would tell me. Maybe. Okay.

But the simulation hasn't communicated whether or not I should tell you. Continue the story. I go outside to take dog for poop. Your pack of wolves. Well, they're... It might as well just embellished. Okay. The hurt. The hurt. The hurt. The herd and the herd. And my garbage can is closed. Yeah. So I grab it to wheel it up to the house and it's full of trash. Oh my.

Dude. That's so annoying. No, but I was like, somebody switched trash. Somebody didn't take out the trash or some shit and they just moved theirs where mine was. Okay. But wait a minute. Okay. My fucking address is on it.

So it was mine. But what you have to do then is open up the trash can to see if those are your items. Because if you look at my trash can, you know it's my trash can. There's banana peels. Wait, what else? What? Banana peels? I have banana peels.

Yeah. Right. I'll probably empty bottle cans of red, sugar-free red bowl. I'm sorry. Kimchi. Yeah. Old bottles of kimchi. Bob.

You know, fuck you. Some flower seats? Yes. I think your bit, that was. No, it wasn't. There's no way. Your bin was... Yeah, yeah.

I also have empty bottles of instant coffee. I buy 15 empty bottles of instant coffee. Why are you buying instant coffee? You have no idea. I have a factory at home. You're making instant coffee? No, I have 15 bottles. My...

Okay, so my pool, my pool, ass honey. Today they said, um, your swimming pool is black. And I go, yeah. It's pure black. I go, yeah, it's fine. But how is it black? Instant coffee.

Why are you putting that in your pool? It's not of your business. Trying to crack the simulation. I get what you're up to. It's a simulation cracker, dude. You're trying to crack. You add weird. You buy olive oil, which is I have,

not olive oil, a white vinegar. I bought 15 boxes of white vinegar. Uh-huh. Yeah? the simulation doesn't know what to do with it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It's going Why are you putting coffee?

You know what? What? Your pool. What? Why are you putting coffee in your pool? It's for my t-shirts. It is. What?

It's for my t-shirts? You're dyeing your shirts with coffee and chlorine? The fonts. The font. Yeah. Although today... Have you lost your fucking night?

What is going on? I'm trying to recreate Maidworn. Google. Oh, you want to do what Maidworn did. Yeah. Google Instant Coffee. But why is it in your swimming pool? It's not literally that.

So this is what happened. Just put in your tub. I know, I know. This is what happened, okay? Who told you how to do this? I'm making it up. I'm experimenting with different things, okay? So this is what I did.

Okay. Dude, you're bored. I'm so bored. No, I have hobbies. I'm so busy. Yeah, this is what my... And you get to fill up your pool with instant coffee. All right, so check it out.

This shirt I got yesterday. Uh-huh. Brand new. It was white. Yeah. It's right. So it's like you put, right? You put like little paint.

Right? Got it. Right. That's what my daughter does. Yeah. I do with sandpaper. You sandpapered it. Yeah, I sandpaper the whole shirt.

So you buy new shit and make it look old. Yeah. I do experiment. So the swimming pool thing doesn't work. You need probably a truckload of coffee for it. to work. So, you know, I mean, 15 bottles of instant coffee does not work. Yeah, dude, Supreme Pool is so big. It's so big, yeah. It was too much. The tub. You're right. I'll go, I'll go tub next time. Right. But I do, I do things when I, not bored,

it's not boredom. It's not boredom. What it is is, it's not the time either. Because we've been very busy, you went on in the road, all right? But you're at home. I know. So at home, it's either I play video games okay which I haven't played in four or five months a single video game girlfriend guy what he's your girlfriend guy now

I'm a girlfriend guy and number two right I haven't doom scrolled oh that's great right so then to occupy by my time I have a hobby which is distressing shirts I like it okay but are you planning on selling them no you should

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I'm obsessed with their health and well being. Yeah. And me as well. Like for instance, that bad friend's shirt you're wearing is a great shirt. It's one of my favorites. I could distress it for you. Actually, that would be cool distressed. You don't want to distress? I definitely want to be stressed. Okay. He wants to de-stress is what he's very stressed out. Because to me it looks brand new, too brand new for me. Well, do you want to tell Bob the unfortunate news, his child is leaving him and his wife? Yeah.

His kid is getting a divorce from her parents legally. Emancipating. Wait, wait, your child is leaving your wife and you. Yeah, decided. And your child is what? One years old? Three. Oh, three.

One? I don't know how old this kid is. She's been around. I've never met her. She's big, she has a bank account. Oh, she does? Yeah. Okay.

And she just said, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Yeah, so this is what you do, because I know this is what happens. It's happened to him before, he knows. I did it. Yeah, and my parents were too weak. What you do is this, right?

You let him leave. Yeah. And so I left. I packed all myself as a kid. Me too. I go, Daddy, Mommy, I'm gonna go leave home. I'll come back. And my dad was like, okay.

And my dad was like, okay, go. I made it to the driveway and I cried and I ran back inside, right? You don't do that. You lock the doors. Yeah, yeah, you change the locks. You lock the doors. You give it a week. See, they never do it again.

I say lock the doors, change the locks, call the police if they try to come back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is someone is a B&E. Because what it teaches them is strength. Yep. You know, and that's why I've been able to win Uno. So in the house, I'm sorry. I like it.

No, I... You're the Uno King, babe. I'm gonna show you some photos that I have. How many games of Uno are you one in a row? I'm four in a row right now, dude. Wow. Yeah, and I'm gonna just show you, and I've been trolling anyone that plays Uno with me.

I troll them with this. And this says, Uno King, four in a row. Four in a row, four in a row, guys, okay? And I played with me, my girlfriend, Honey, Jules, and her sister, Issa. Do you ever let your girlfriend win? I say I help her.

But I sabotage her. You do. That's smart. Yeah, I play mine games. That's good. Yeah. You think equal rights, man. If we want to be equal, we got to play it up.

For instance, if I'm sitting next to my girlfriend and she wants to plus four me, I'll look her right and I go, do we have a nice dinner tonight? Oh, you manipulate. I manipulate. Smart. I look at honey. She's weak, yeah. Yeah.

Not, no? She's weak. Okay. And, you know, like those mystery cards. You know what I mean? I always, when if she looks at her, I mean, I was, when if she looks at the at me, like exchange your hand with my hand, I'll go like this. Right?

And she won't do it. Go ahead. You know what I mean? Smart. I do. Yeah, yeah. So when I play Uno, I use mind games. I use mind games and manipulation.

Manipulation and power. Power. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's how Uno was, that's what it was meant to do. I mean, bring up Uno. When did Uno start?

I got to tell you, I bet the origins of this were, we're using the same tactics that Bobby's using to win this game. Uno was invented 71 by Merle Robbins, a barber from Redding, Ohio. Created the game in his kitchen table to resolve an argument with his son about the rules of crazy AIDS. Yep. Original decks were the Robbins family. That's crazy.

So it was another game they were fighting over to make a new game. Anyone that says that Uno is pure luck is out of their minds, there is skill involved. Tactics. It's tactics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's using what you have. It's what you have. Oh, he died, huh?

Yeah, he died. died. And God bless you, Merle. What a great game. Great game, bud. Yeah. Merle Robbins. What a great game. And he probably made a good chunk out of that game, you think? No, this is one of those things. I bet you he never made a lot of money. You know these stories where they're like, you know, like the chick who did the Nike swoosh. They gave her 35 bucks. That was what it was. And then he gave her a bunch of stock, but the stock wasn't worth. Oh, wait. Did make money. I know. Right. Sold the game for $50,000 up front plus a royalty of 10 cents per game sold. Oh, that's good then.

That is really good. That's good. Well, let's see this. Google about how many decks of Uno have been sold since it's in September. I'd like to know. I want to know how much Merle made. Yeah, 10 cents was low. 500 million decks?

500 million decks. Times 10 cents. It was 10 cents? Is that what it was? Yes. A dollar. He got fuck. I mean, he probably didn't know inflation was going to be what it was.

He had no idea. He had no idea. But I would have done a dollar instinctually. You know what I mean? Highball it. Jenga. What do they sell it for? Let's go Jenga.

Who made Jenga? Who made Jenga? And what do they sell it for? And now I'm telling you, Jenga, I'll get you every night. Oh, invented by British board, Gizane. It's a great Quintan, Tarantino,

oh, fuck. You'll get it. It's a great Tarantino movie anyway. Jenga on the chain? No, yeah, cut that out. I'll leave it in. Jenga unblocked. Leslie Scott,

in the early 1970s developed the game from a wooden block stacking actively her family played in Ghana, West Africa. Scott interested the game in London Toy Fair in 1983. It originally came with mosquito nets included in the Jenga set.

Sold millions of copies. They launched at the London Toy Fair. What? Do we have a toy fair still? Is the Los Angeles Toy Fair still a thing? We should go. No, but let's see. 1986. Okay. It brought to them about 96 and sold millions of copies of one-one. So how much, let's see, how much did Leslie Scott make from Jenga?

Yeah, I want to know. How much did Leslie Scott make from Jenga? Michael Scott's first love. How much did she make? Five cents per every $10 in sale. So a 20% royalty rate on the game. That's really good. She wants upward. So how many, what? No, no, no. It says, it says, Scott's initial licensing agreement was not highly lucrative in the beginning and she once owed upwards of 238,000 early debt before it became a global phenomenon. Then I'm sure after the fact, it worked out just fine. Okay. Because the super, super-soaker guy, the black guy that invented that got stolen, that got stolen from him.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like that. You know, I don't like it at all. Well, what are you going to do? Well, didn't he get some money back from it? We looked that up. Remember we talked about it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But anyone that invents a game that's like cultural and, you know, they should reap the rewards. but these gigantic companies gobble them up. In the beginning, they were like, great idea, bud. We'll give you 10 cents a game. And that sounds pretty good. Yeah, no, it doesn't.

No, but at the time you go, oh my God. In 68, 1968, yeah. Right. Yeah, but right now, like, you invented a game. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I'm Mattel. Oh, hi. Hi, I'm Dr. McHell.

Well, I'm, Mr. Dr. Mattel. Yeah, hello. I know that you love the game. I love the game. And it's called Catch them While You Can. Catch them while you can. I love it. Right? And you see the game here's laid out very easy. Yeah, yeah. I love the figurines. A black guy.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the white police officers. Well, those are actually ICE officers. Oh, these are ice officers. And there's a brown guy too. Yes, he's working on the game. What a great game. Catch you can. Yeah, yeah. And they can never catch him, can they? They can't. Much faster. And the buildings that you have. Yeah, I love it. They hide in the buildings and this and that. The buildings are all owned by those guys over there. Oh, the one was with that little funny hats on. Yes, I love that. It's a good game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and they're in the sky for some reason.

They're always up top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in clouds and they're in the sky. Unless they can't be in those buildings because something might happen. Exactly. Right out of the building. Exactly. Yeah.

Anyway, I love the pecans of the game. Thank you. Catch me if you can. Yeah. But anyway, so I'll give you, I will give you $1 every, and every game sold. Done. Really? Yes.

One dollar for every game. That sounds incredible. I made this in my garage. We're selling this for $100. $100 for the game. For the game. We're charging $100. You'll get $1.

I'm just a humble man from Mansfield or higher. So I just, I think I'll take the deal. You'll take the deal. I will. Okay. 30 years later, broke, living in a lot of stuff. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You got to go higher.

Well, you got to get a lawyer. You can get 25%, 50%. 50% they'll never do. 25? 25 will do. Yeah, yeah. 25, I'd take it. 25% of every game you should sell is, I think, is fair.

You know what? We should invent something and see if we can go to patent with it. I had an invention. You know what I'm funny? My wife had one today. We were on a hike and she goes, she had like a little sling backpack, the ones that you have. And there was a dude with an umbrella to protect him from the Asian guy, son.

They don't, you know, yeah, my people. And she thought, wouldn't it be cool if there was like an umbrella in this little like sling backpack so you could use for the sun or something changing? and then folds back up into the backpack. Okay, don't say that a lot. Fuck, is that a good idea? Yeah, it's a good idea. Fuck.

You don't, I know. Can I give you one idea that I never, I thought of in high school? We had in, like, economics class, they were, like, invent something. Yeah. I played tennis, like, one time in high school. I never played in gym class.

And then every time you hit it into the net, it bounces, right? It just will hit, stop, and bounce, unless you're good and you never hit the net. But I thought, amateurs hit the net all the fucking time. How come it just stays there? Like, how come there's not a quarter,

pipe on each side of the net. So at least when it hits, it would roll back some of the way to you. In fact, you could invent a, you could invent like a wheeling system to kick it back to you a little bit more. Yeah, but you stand there. Not at the net. You almost never are that close to the net. Yeah, but your toes are sometimes at. Almost never you that close to the net. And also, it would only be used in amateur practice, never for like play. I don't like that idea. Because it's good. No, it's not good. It's very good. Because if you've ever played tennis, you're like, God, I got to go. Yeah, I play tennis. But it would help get it halfway back to you. Okay, so it hits the net and there's a curve.

There's a quarter pipe on each side. Right, right. And I think, yeah, but a tennis ball bounces. But a lot of times it hits the net because of the give of the net, it holds it, right? So it would hold it and then slide it right back down. How about this? I want to do it. Let's try it.

I think it's not going to work. And guess what? And now and now, well, yeah, you figure out. Engineering and physics-wise, I don't think it's going to work, right? Back me up? Let's test it. Let's test it. Because it might.

Let's test it. How about this? We would toggle with it to figure out. I have another idea for us. Please. Yeah. Professor I was in Chicago. And these are all copyrighted and you can't steal these.

You can't steal these. All right. Professor Pizza. Yeah. Wants to do a frozen pizza with us. Really? Yeah. Interesting.

Wait a minute. Yeah. Like a bad friend's frozen pizza. Yeah, with in conjunction with Professor Pizza. And what is the, what makes ours like unique different? What do we do with it? Bulgogi, meat, kimchi, stuff like that. Phenomenal.

Yeah. And it's, it's, it's. Some of it's deep dish. I think half and half. Half and half, right? And we do it on Goldbelly, start there. Yeah? Yeah.

That's a gene. You know, can I pitch something? Yeah. I don't know how hard this is. He wants to do it. I don't know how hard this is to do. But I've told you before, deep dish isn't what, we don't really eat that in Chicago. We do when you guys are in time.

I ate it there. I know. But we don't. What I'm saying is. And so you do. When you live there, you just people don't eat it that much. It's just, we usually eat thin crust tavern style, which is square cut pizza. Detroit style.

Ooh, it's tavern style. It's Chicago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Detroit. It's ours. Anyway. Tavern style. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Taverns.

Eminem has something else to say about it. Eminem's wrong. Yeah, yeah. Eminem's not even from 8 mile. He's from 6 mile. Okay. I've been over there. Yeah.

Mom's spaghetti, they don't make that on A mile. Okay. That's only on six miles. I've been there. Okay. Let's move on. Half of the pizza is tavern style thin and half his deep dish. Okay.

It's a monster mash up. It's like a Taco Bell KFC. Here's the problem with that, if I may. Sure. You put it in the oven, how do you cook it? Well, the deep dish dough is going to be, you're going to be layered differently. You could do that.

Yeah, because by the time it comes to the oven, the thin part is going to be black. No. That's Andrew's part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your part's going to be black and burnt. Check it out. Check it out.

Yeah. You cook that half separately and you would join it with cheese. And you would join it with cheese. What's the binding agent? Cheese. So they're half moons. I see what you're saying. So the frozen pizza comes to your house,

there's a side of sauce and cheese. Yep. Right? Yep. You put the whole thing in. Correct. Right? Yep.

You cook it to a certain point. That's right. Then you pull it back out. Then you add the sauce and the cheese and some toppings on top of that part. At your leisure. I love that word. I love the phrasing of that word, right? And you put it back in.

Yep. That I can think, but we'd have to test it. Bad Friends mashup. We would. get in the kitchen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'd have to eat so much. Can I say something else? Yeah. Yeah. The tennis thing? Bullshit. It's fogged. It doesn't work. I like it. Yeah, I don't like it at all. I think. But the bad friends pizza I like. Bad friends pizza we can do. The monster mashup will do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he really said that. So that's something that maybe we can talk about? I'm down. I would love to do that actually. Because every time I go there, I eat his pizza. Yeah. Can I just say on the tour with Carlos, there was no real hang up? Really? And there was one thing. And that's all. wait a minute time out before you play anything yeah before you play anything yeah what what give me your

grievances air you out your grievances there was only one grievance it was only a grievance um it is it was at the airport and you were being Andrew you would have been on my side what happened um a lady got in my no no no that's not what can I say well I feel like you're not going to tell the truth let him finish it's his birthday it's my who's birthday McCone he's gone yeah yeah yeah yeah so someone Someone gets to pick up the birthday time. All right. Right. So that could quite possibly be true

what you're saying. Someone got in your way. They did. Yeah. But then you said, excuse me. Yeah. They didn't say anything.

Yeah. And then you said what? Say it back. Say it back! You said that to him? No, he said it to the lady that he said, excuse me to. Oh, he's right.

Yeah. Thank you. Say it back. Yeah. Are you kidding me. Say it back. Then don't say excuse me in the first place. No, because it's a cordial.

Two people were at him at fall. Who was at fault? She was. She was in my way. But that's, that's arguable. She was in your way while you're walking. Yeah,

she like did a cross like a 45. What was the ton? What are you? Let's hear it. All right. So, all right. I'm walking.

Let's hear it. Yeah, let's hear it. Excuse me was fine. It was excuse me. It was very. No, the excuse me was perfect.

Thank you. Yeah, it was a perfect excuse me. And in my mind, I'm like, what a mindful thoughtful thoughtful person. Right? Regardless of who was at fault,

right? That's a sweet, very traditional way of saying, I'm sorry, my bad, or whatever. Excuse me. Right. Then she didn't say anything, right? And then what did you say? Say it back. That's not how you said it.

That's how I said it. That's how I said it. Say it back. Yeah. That's how he said it. He's right. Yeah, yeah. Say it back.

When I hold the door for someone, they don't say thank you, bullshit. I go, you're welcome. You're welcome. That's such. You would be mad at you on the road. I would be mad at you on the road for that. You don't get to tell me what to do. You specifically know,

It works for me. So whatever he does, right, is a reflection on me. Unless she has no idea you're together, because you could go, I don't know that weirdo. Someone goes, this fucking guy go, I know, he's a piece of shit. Listen, I don't have any grievances. I thought that everything was actually perfect. It was good. Meal was good.

And okay. Yeah, he didn't invite any strangers, you know, me into dinner. How was, do you got up on stage now? Is that 12 minutes? Oh, yeah. How much time did you do? Six. Let me, but.

It's an eternity for me. But I'm going to say this. very good really I thought for a guy that doesn't do stand-up and to stay on stage for six minutes in front of that many people it's a big deal

is a big deal what we're gonna get you on kiltony now what venue are we watching Minneapolis the orphium yeah the orfeum we're gonna get him on kill Tony now yeah I'm serious you should go do kill Tony now you did open in

which all right so I'm just gonna say this can we see before we even see in Chicago the live nation rep walked out to me and goes, interesting. I go, why?

We opened with Israel. Okay. Yeah. It's topical. Yeah, I know. But it was like... I said that's where I got my hair done. It was cheap. Yeah. It's funny. Okay. I have to survive up there. I'm not a comedian.

Yeah, he's trying. He's swinging. He has to swing. He's got a swing. Thank you. Do you want to play his? I want to see some of it. Yeah, for sure. I mean, we could watch a whole thing. I do like your black people, though. Hell yeah. They're different from the ones in Texas and California, though, I noticed. They're not all like Anthony Edwards.

Anthony Edwards is the ones I expect. They're more like the I am the captain now. Wait, stop. Stop. That's awesome. Wait, stop, stop. Stop for a second. That's so good.

Can I see that again? No, hold on. Wait, let me play that again. That was, I'm telling you right now. That's so good. You guys added, you guys added laughs to it. I swear to God you did. What the fuck are you?

You added laughs to it. There's no way that was a pop like that. Play it again. Let me hear it again. Wait, what do you mean added laughs? Dude, there's an added track. There's no way it's got a pop. This is footage of the show.

I was there. See where the darkness is? I'm standing in that darkness. Well, probably because he's ripping. Yeah. Let me see. Say it again. Do it again.

California, though, I noticed. They're not all like. Anthony Edwards. That's a good pop. Anthony Edwards is the ones I expect. They're more like the I am the captain now. Dude, you ripped. Dude, dude, dude.

Did you get laughs that loud? No, no, no, dude. He never got an applause break. It sounded like it. He never got an applause break. Proof is in the pudding. I was going to say, it looks like it. Did you edit it?

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We're in the presence of a movie star. Big movie star. An actual movie star. Jim John Sina. Wow, wow, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The star of the new movie Little Brother with John Sina is here, him and John share the screen I saw the poster

proving I watched the movie they sent it to you I have it on my Netflix I watched it oh baby I love to hear it yeah homework you know what I'm never gonna see it okay weird start weird start I'm gonna see it I'm gonna see it I'm gonna see it's good you promise me and Bobby almost did a Comedy Central show together

yeah we did yeah back in the good old my God dude back in the good old days what was that called? What was that called? I don't say anything about it was called the Bobby Lee Bonanza Wow wow and he played you played a Sue chef

it was the predecessor to chef and what were you I was a very racist character of a black You played me like a Sambo Okay Bobby

Like an Al Jolson kind of thing Okay Yeah it was everyone yeah Literally wasn't it was like a black face You were my best friend All right, you were literally my best friend You're still my best friend Yeah, yeah, yeah

And that's whatever There was no Sambo It was a bit You know, it didn't age well Let me put it that way It never got picked up Give me one of the lines It never got picked up

One of the lines Yeah, yeah yeah You will your shoe shan balls Yeah, because my shoes were dirty His shoes were dirty It is defense No, no he was just like a regular guy Oh, soup's ready, bow

That's not what it was And when we shot the pilot, we were having a ball. It was a good time. Yeah. No, he cast Donald Glover instead of me. No, I didn't cast a Donald Glover. That was a word around the campfire. Smart move.

If you want a good career decision, you're going to cast down Glover. Donald Glover. You know, there's a couple of things that you brought that up before in front of me. Bobby, I'm trying to give the audience. I understand. The audience needs context for our friendship. When you look at me like that, I feel like you're looking at me like to calm down. No, go ahead.

Okay, I... You're very sweet to me in the beginning. You took me at the dinner at the farmer's market. Yeah, and we used to go to... You used to have those great parties? He still has great parties. Block party. He's a big party guy.

Why make you know, I'm making it weird? Yeah. I know, but there was... I think it's the fucking coolest. I understand that, but there was a 20-year gap between parties. Wait a minute. You took me to dinner when I was a very young comedian.

He treated you like... A king. A king. Yeah. Right? Didn't cast me in the show, but that's okay. Okay. See, there's these little tiny,

that's what I'm up with, it is with this guy. With this guy, he has, he's like a Korean. You're very Korean. Why, like, massive aggressive jab. Yeah, no, you have little, like resentments that build, because this business is hard, and it comes out in weird ways, right? And this is the way it comes out with him, right?

He has another one about, about, about, holding on to resentment. Yeah, yeah, holding on to resentment, about how he's perceived this, which is fucking bullshit, that he auditioned for Mad, TV, he didn't get it, and he thought that I treated him differently after that he didn't get it. Is that true?

No. He got a little Hollywood about it. Is any of it not true? I don't know what he's talking about. Let's just say the texts, the responses, they didn't come back. Oh, brother. Yeah, but I don't text that. No, no, no, no, no.

There was texts were flowing. I didn't get on season 14 of Matt TV, known as the best season. Best season alive. It was the one. It was the year that bearing. So good. That was the year that it buried in the show. I think it canceled.

They got canceled. That was the last season. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's God's work. Because look at your career now. Yeah. Right? So fuck you.

It is true. Yeah, yeah. It worked out for the better. Yeah. He told me crazy stories back in the day. Oh, yeah, you can't say them. What is there? You told me you tried to quit drugs called turkey on the show.

Yes. And it's weird fucking ooze starting. Yeah, I shit my pants. And when I played Connie Kahnie. Chung, yes. And Ari Spears was going, damn, it smells like shit. Yeah, so that is a true story. It's not funny. It's very funny. You told that to me as like, hey, isn't that funny? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. It's something happened where I was detoxing off of Vicodin, right? Oh, you were, Vicodin was your thing. Yeah, yeah. That's a, right? It's an opium, right? Yeah, you don't want to get it. Two days before I did Connie Chung, right? The show, quit cold turkey? Yeah, the show goes, you're, you got to get out the drugs. Taper, though. No, I didn't know. anything about it. So I, so on a... How old were you at the time? Fuck, I was

32. Okay, so you're on Mad TV, you get Mad TV, but you were, before Mad TV, you weren't on TV. She was second season. You weren't on television before this. I did commercials, but like you and I had done, I had done, Harold and Cuma. I think he's gonna say heroin.

So, so, so, so, so this was big for you. To be on Mad TV? Yeah, it was pretty big. So the pressure is immense. You're, you're, you're going down to L.A. You're getting pills. Yeah, yeah, no. And you're having a good time. You told me. No, no, where I got, where I got, where I got, no, no, no, there was a second city guy, right, who had everything. He had, um, Vicodin for horses. Oh, Jesus Christ. They were like these big blue, they were big blue vicaran pill. He had Vicodin. He had both. It was something, it was a specific big blue pill. See,

this is a good story. Right. That he would, because, because, because, because, a lot of the cast members was from Second City. He would give me these big, I would, I spent all my money on these big blue Vikingin pills. And he, he knew writers and cast members, right? So he would go to be backstage.

They're like, stop selling the shit to Bobby. No, no, it was a secret, right? So I would give him like three or four grand. That's why Ari or four grand. Yeah, that's why I already should fear beat me up because one time I asked Ari for four grand. because I was on it mad

and I had no money left. You asked, he beat you up because you... That's not what the context of that. Ari? The real context, yeah, the real... Couldn't imagine his like arms swing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he beat me up. At the end of the day...

This is that Hong Kong? No. That's... Do you have any qualms with this, Mr. Andre? No, we've actually got along with him out of here. It's been pretty amazing. There's no part. No.

We've actually called each other. We talked about how much we love to take a piss out of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you seem to always have, like, a little thing with me. But wait, maybe it's you. I don't think it's me. You think it's him. Yeah, yeah.

I don't have a thing with anyone else in the comedy community. It's just me. I get along with everybody. Well, we were at that Netflix brunch. Yeah. Santito goes, you talk to everybody. There's people here, not so on them. Everybody.

You talk to everybody. You got something. I go, well, that's one guy here, you know, we kind of ruffling each other's family. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I talk to everybody too. On that Netflix's on lunch. Yeah, that's not what most people say.

I talk to Odencirk. I'll talk to John Stewart. I talked to a lot of people. Okay, you could name a few. Okay, I named a few. FYI. I was very social. So, so.

I was very social. So Paul Shear's selling you the pills and then Ari Beatt you. Yeah, it wasn't Paul Shear. I love you, Paul. Why did Ari throw a punch at you? Okay, this is all, all news. And also, I love you. You guys, have me and I guess on your show.

And all we do, we spend the time talking about Bobby the whole time. We have, brother. Let's talk about your movie. How was the movie? It's a movie star now, dude. Yeah. Nice. It's just kind of like, I did one movie.

Pretty big. Netflix is, it's going to be the top movie on Netflix. Top movie on the Netflix. 100%. You think so? There's no doubt in my mind. I'm flattered by that. I hope so.

I hope so. When you did the scene at the golf course naked, you had your cock out, huh? Yeah, they give you a little. Oh, no, the Merkin? They give you a little bag, but it flew off. I wanted you to be butt naked for that. I was. I was.

You would have fun. Yeah. I was kind of kill it. Well, you know, I try to keep it on. Yeah. But it, the thing, the thing, you know, with the water, it slips off. John, good guy, dude. Good guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's an ace. He is an ace. Sweet guy, total pro. Like, a nice guy. 100% like shows up early, always prepared. Yeah. Just like a total pro.

Like, WWE is actually, in my opinion, the greatest acting school you could ever go to. We've seen it work. Well, think about it. They have to have a monologue that they got that afternoon on the plane. They have to deliver something out of their mouth that's five pages long in front of 40,000 people. He can improvise. Yeah, but I mean... It's not like an Aaron Sorkin project where you have to do it word by word.

Yeah, but he said you have... I'm making a larger point. I'm making a larger... Sure. That's besides the book. Yeah. I'm just saying what they have to do. They have to go to...

Dublin, you know, one night, deliver a monologue that's exposition about the next fight in Des Moines that the audience isn't even connected to. And then another wrestler comes out and like, you know, they do John Wick stunts for like 45 minutes. Then they got to deliver more exposition about it's like if you could go through that for as many years as he went through it, a movie's like nothing. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, this is bullshit.

Yeah. He's like, do it again. It's fine. Yeah. We can take it again. Fuck that. Another take. Not in front of 40,000. I mean, that's why if you, like, you know what's so funny about that? When you, when I watch the Hogan documentary, it showed many reasons why he gained popularity, Hulk Hogan, but like one of them also was his delivery, his character delivery on those pops, whatever they call them, like the promo pops. He was flawless. Like he wouldn't miss. And they got it so tight, so good. And he was, then they watched guys. You watched guys. They did outtake.

on that, it was wild to watch because people get defeated. Like if they fuck up, they're like, fuck, do it again. And they would do it again. And you watch these guys like lose the character. And then they have to take it. It was kind of powerful to watch. So the more people that could stay in it,

like what you're saying, that's how they got. It was so organic. There's very few guys willing to get that jacked and do that much wrestling and stunt work. And also have. to deliver pages and pages of dialogue and monologues and in an instant. And also committing to the character.

And commit to the character. And the story line and in front of 50,000 people. Yes. Impossibly hard. So it's like you only get one of those guys a generation. It's like, Holkogen is like the guy for 10, 20 years. And you get Dwayne the Rock Johnson for another 10, 20 years. Then you get John for another 20 years.

It's like there's next. I don't know, Cody Rhodes? Yeah, he seems like the guy. He's the best. I just did Street Fighter with him. He's the best. That's the guy that everyone I think has pinned to be the guy. He's the bad.

And his dad was Dusty Rhodes and his brother's gold dust. Yeah, gold dust. Gold dust. And, you know, so I just, last year I got to work with John all summer and then I went to Australia and did Street Fighter with Cody. It's like I love working with wrestling. Where was it? And I grew up, I grew up with Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Junkyard,

sheets on my bed. So it's like a total thing if you're working with John. Tonga the Kid? Yeah. This was shot in New York. I don't know Tonga the Kid. This is his favorite. I'm sorry, this is New Jersey.

Every time I bring up Tonga the Kid, this is New Jersey. You don't know Tonga the Kid? This is before my time. Oh, okay. Well, let me tell you something. You're much older than me. We're on his land right now.

We're on his land. We should do an acknowledgement. Do we do a sacred land? Do we do a sacred land? Do we do a sacred land? Yeah. We're on Bobby's land or Tongue? Okay, I don't feel comfortable with this part of the conversation.

All right. I don't feel comfortable at an AAPI panel. I'm polyamorous. I'm polyamorous. I haven't told my wife, but I'm polyamorous. Is Tom is still alive? I hope so. A lot of these guys are not alive.

It's like they're big guys. They did a lot of crazy steroids and drugs. He's alive. Good for him. Tonga, big fan. Sam Fatu. He does. I'm going to Top Golf tonight.

Why? I'm Korean Yeah Oh smart I'm fully getting I'm fully getting plastic surgery to become Korean Yeah

I can't wait See most of us are turning Chinese That's the new trend Yeah I'm turning Chinese Yeah I'm me What were you gonna say Am I what? And he was serious when you wanted

You said you texted me You want to go on tour together Yeah it's fucking serious Do it I love you man You're fucking funny I don't do a show with you You gave me one of the best pieces of advice

One time you said Make them laugh Before your first joke on your walk to the stage. You gave me that advice very young and I was like, that's the fucking best. Because it shakes off the jitters so that that first, like,

taking the mic out of the stand and all that shit isn't awkward. So I always, I'll sneak up behind the audience and do a bunch of fucking goofy ass Andy Kaufman shit. Yeah. Yeah, I love you, man. It's smart because then once you do start talking,

they don't laugh. So I think that's a good good move. Well, here's another note. Also, I want to steal your material. Yeah, yeah, on tour. Yeah, do it. Take it. I'll do yours.

Honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We should do it on Halloween. On Halloween, we said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gave you full permission to do the brown phase. I don't know. What am I?

Yeah, here's another note that I have is there's a difference between writing funny and being funny. Hmm. Do you understand what I mean? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So a lot of new comics will just memorize whatever they wrote. Hey, girl. Hey girl.

Hi, right. Right. Right. Being funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shut the fuck up.

I'm not gay. Some people are funny. Some people are right. Okay, dude. Spill that tea, girl. Tell us, go off, queen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really want your belly back.

I know you're trying to do the kumeo thing. You're probably doing peptides. He's getting jacked. Don't, please don't. Remember us. So with that pop belly, when you really had the dad bod, yeah, yeah, yeah. Before you told a joke, I was laughing.

Okay. Because you look You look like human comedy Why are And this bad friends Circular thing Why is it a cartoon of you With a Chicano community leader

That's Paul Rodriguez That's a young Yeah yeah I replaced Paul You didn't know that Yeah yeah Got it got it got it got it Bad friends was really with him and Paul

Yeah yeah Yeah I look like like a Cheech Marin You do Like yeah Yeah And we're gonna podcast But why do I look like Salvador Dali in this one.

You have a Dolly style? You think I have a dolly style? You have a very Dolly bite type? Yeah, like when you guys popped up on Happy Gilmore. That made me happy. Oh, that's cool. You know what? I'll be honest with you.

Huge for us. As a comic, I have to say. It was awesome. I think you're very funny. You're just, you have my. I love you. No, no, you have my kind of energy. I think we're similar.

The other day when... You never come by the house. Behind me, what does. Nantitos come by the house. And you came up for behind me. took my shirt or wrapped over my head. Yeah. You know what I didn't see you in years.

Yeah. That's my kind of energy. I know. But you got very shy. What? You got shy. I got shy. Yeah, yeah, because I'm more corporate.

I'm more corporate and I watch what I say. Okay. So corporate, big corporate events? I'm corporate, yeah. I've never done a corporate gig. What? I've never done one. I've never once been asked.

Yeah. When I hear comics like, I had to do a corporate gig once and yada yada yada. I'm like, how? How did that happen? Not once. Not me either. I mean, why would a single corporation look at us and ask us this? Here's another reason.

A compliment is you've always, even as a youngster, right, you've always been, you've always been fashionable. You think so? Oh, yeah, yeah. I've always thought to myself, Eric Andre is fashionable. Have you ever said it? I never said it to you, but I always felt it like you're cool. Thanks, man. Yeah, dress wise.

Yeah. Pentino's like, do you want me to leave you two? I couldn't care less. He doesn't care. No, no, no, no, no. He doesn't care. We were going to do a movie together. Yeah.

Wow. What happened? We were going to do something together. We're going to do something together. We were going to do a movie together. Yeah, yeah. What happened? It went by the wayside.

You got a little sunburn. I did? Yeah. Today? Yeah. Really? Is it my face? You got a little fucking.

You got a little color? You got golf? It's a little red. No. It golfed it? No. You got to do SBF, dude. You're going to kill yourself.

I'm doing SPF, bud. Yeah. I'm doing it every time. I'm not joking. Look, blue lizard. Look at blue lizard. I hope you're getting moles checked and all that stuff. I'm getting it checked.

I already got two of my leg. I know you're always going out golfing and you're not, you're careless. Blue lizard, dude. You can look up whatever you want to. I want to use it. I love blue lizard. Okay, good part of it. You take it in a weird direction.

Brother, I like blue lizard. Do you use facial creams at night? No. Like when you, when I was in Korea, yeah. All my platonic galf pals were like going every store and buy me every. Yeah. And I came back.

It looked like I was like smuggling lotions into the United States. They do have the best shit. And, and. What? There's a beautiful people. There's a new Korean. What are you putting at? I don't know where it is.

That's why there's a new Korean store that just opened for those sage products, right? It was like a two-mile line. Yeah, yeah. And they're using like snail. Yeah, you look at up, new Korean two-mile. Yeah, this is a real pitch and you're going to think I'm joking. Yeah. And I don't know how good is your Korean?

But it's called Olive Young. That's what it's called, Olive Young. Can you speak? Now, how long-mo, joke, me? Flueney. Why don't we pitch a super-duper-lo-budget, wacky, comedy show to Korean television. And speak only in Korean.

Yeah, I can be the, I can play the dumb American and you give me like, yeah, I literally, you probably know more Korean than I do. That's how little I know. Yeah, Anuiseo. Yeah, Anuelsa, I know. Hanu, set, net, that's all I can count to. No, he can speak to. No, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I can say, I can say certain thing, hakio is a school. Donald Rawlings And I'm not making his No I know Fluent Korean And he knows more than He's done my potty He knows more than I do

And Donnell hates me It's mind-blowing He hates you Yeah yeah Since when why He just has a He has a little thing with me You told me no comedians hate you

At the Netflix comedy brunch He wasn't there Yeah yeah yeah Donnell You asked Donald So anyway All of Young is a mile long

I want to go in there Let's go Yeah let's go Where is Olive Young? Pasadena. Pasadena. So there's a, there's a long line. Can't you just call and say I'm Bobby Lee?

It's temporarily closed. All right. Is it? You can call and say I'm Bobby Lee and they'll cut you the front of line. Yeah, they'll get you in there, Bob. Yeah, yeah. Wait, click on the, is it closed? Is that true?

Not Century City was called. You know, I thought that was your mom the whole time that really tripped me out. This is why I don't like this chair that much because I can't, first of all, come on. No, no, we have to. That's crazy. We have to, for the sake of the show. Black's out there. Jack Black, those chairs have been saddened by legends.

Merle Haggard. Merle Haggard. Mort Saul. Mort Saul. Yeah. Morty Green. That's not true. All of them.

All of them. Mort Saul. There's no way. Reds skeleton. Reds. Did the blacks go crazy when they're in here? Blacks love this show. They love it.

They love this show. The blacks just go hog wild. Your laugh is demonic. I love hog wild. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So can we tell us them about the movie? Okay. So the movie I play, I play, um, seeing his little brother. Okay. So he like did like a, uh, you know, uh, uh, uh, genetic testing.

No, no, no, no, it's not, it's not, it's not, um, what is that junior, twins? 23 and me It was like Mama Not biological So he like 30 years ago When he was in high school

And I was 10 He did like a program The Big Brother Oh I like it He like adopted me for a few weekends And it was he just did it for like It looked good on his resume for college Right

But for me You know this abandoned Life altering You know The 10 year old It was life altering Yeah Then I get this horrible car accident

He gets a call From the hospital like oh your brother's in the hospital he's a biological brother so he's like shit so he runs to the hospital with his wife he opens a curtain and it's me he hasn't seen me since I was 10th yeah so it's just me I'm all fucked up I'm in the medical halo I'm like

blood coming out of my mouth yeah and they're like who the fuck is this and they're like holy shit I think that's my little brother from the program but I haven't seen this guy in 30 years I only hung out with them for a few weekends when we were kids yeah and then I slowly

it's like a what about Bob meets the movie Parasite. I slowly, like, the wife kind of starts, you know, she's enchanted by me. Right, right, right. The kids love me. His brother loves me. Everyone at work loves me. He's trying to be a real estate agent on this reality TV show.

And he almost gets, like, kicked off the show. But they love me so much. They want not only him back, but they want, so I like drive him nuts. That's it. I want people to watch it. So that's, you know what I mean? That's a great premise. This movie is on Netflix.

Go watch a little brother. And also, Eric is on the very first episode of the bad game show. Yes. You're episode number one. I'm very excited. It's the number one. All right, we got to go. Can you look in the camera and say thank you for being a bad friend?

Yeah, please. Thank you for being a bad friend. Yes.