Bad Friends - Fancy's Replacement

Episode Date: November 3, 2025

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Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for 250 a month. Learn more at pceexpress.ca. Introduce yourself. Into the mic though. Can I come in walking and say something? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I actually want you to dictate. Do what you do. Be free, dude. Amazing. Yeah, it's incredible. Yeah. So before Fancy left to Spain, He left a clone, and he told me to tell you that you forgot your fifth doses of Ossempic today.

Crushed. Very good. That joke. It was a good joke. It was a good joke. That was good. Yeah, that was good. That was good.

Very good. Dude, you're on fire. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots. White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends.

Hey, what's up, bad friends? This weekend, I'm in Brea. Brea Improv come out and see me, Southern California, support your boy, Brea. Then I'm in Tempe, come out and see me ASU. I'm in Hammond, Indiana. Then I go to Windsor, Ontario, Bethlehem, PA, Hanover, Maryland, Atlantic City, New Jersey, then down south by San Diego at Valley Center. Then I'm in Canyonville, and finally, I'm in Las Vegas.

Go to Andrew Santino.com for those tickets, Andrewsantino.com. Introduce yourself so the fans know who you are and to tell the story, because maybe some people don't remember. They don't remember. Why story? Oh, I send a video submission on for V to be fancy B replacement. It's going to be harder to understand him than fancy. I know, I know.

This is what I like. I like the challenge. What's your name? Christopher. Yeah, Chris. I mean, Andres. No, we call you the Big C. The Big C.

And let me tell you something to Big C. We're so happy to have you here. I'm happy. Well, let me, shut up. Let me say this. For fans at home that want to know, fancy B is taking a little bit of a leave he's dealing with family stuff

we love Fancy we miss him so much we wish him and his family the best and for the time being our lovely Fancy is being temporarily replaced by the Big C now Big C the floor is yours take it away yeah the big C

followed by the Big D Dominican Republic okay okay anyway this guy and he's yours average by the way yeah we can't work okay I can't give him any what about the song that you wrote Can you sing the song that you wrote for us?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You wrote a song. You wrote a song and... You remember it? It goes like this. Dun... Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-ton-dun-dun-dun-dun-d-dun-d... That's your...

...and-dun-dun-biksy is here in townpeak... And take over. Go. I don't know what to say, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not a singer. Big C. Yeah, big C.

You have to just make up a song. Yeah, that's all you have to do. That's the only way you're going to be able to keep this job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ready? And it doesn't, it doesn't have to be good. Can I do it in Japanese even though? Yeah, I do it in Japanese.

Yeah, might as well. Might as well. You speak Japanese? No, but I watch a lot of anime. Yeah, here we go. Ready? I might be throwing people off. Hood, hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot.

You forgot to freak the... Hout, hoot, hoot, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, hoot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. Once you start, you can't stop. You can't stop, dude. When you have sex, do you stop midway? I mean, I haven't done it in like 13 years or so.

So you haven't made love in 13 years? My mom and everyone that I know is going to watch this. So in about 13 probably, I haven't been with somebody. The D hasn't met the B. D and the B. Oh. Do you prefer men or women? A woman

Okay You're allowed to have Whatever you want Yeah I mean I felt like you were on the fence there Yeah you said I'm not in the fence Yeah commit

I was going to say man But because I got You got scared The pressure Right The pressure Yeah yeah You did say

You said my D hasn't met any B But is what you're referring to I mean You The B you Yeah It's not how they call it The Bia

Yeah Oh, I'll be, I'll be. Oh, I see, I thought you said B. I said, I mean, you could be a butt man, I don't know. I wouldn't mind going. Are you a butt man? Are you a butt man? I wouldn't mind trying it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, you've never tried it. Not with a guy. Maybe if they put on like a wig or something. Sure. I don't think so, I don't think. Carlos can help you out with that kind of stuff. Yeah, Carlos can. Well, welcome to Los Angeles.

Cardinals is losing like 60% so I don't know if I can do that. Of his hair? Yes. Okay. Yeah. So hair is the standard for you. Kind of. Okay.

We'll get you. We'll get you. But only at the top, not here. Yeah. My challenge for you tonight, our challenge is to get somebody. Where do you live? Albany, New York. Can I say?

Somebody in the Albany, New York area. Yeah, I would love it. Preferably a vagina. Yes. Yes. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Imagine if we had him live switching the show, how fucked up it would be. Yeah, yeah, it'd be fucked up. We should have to cut like 10 seconds. We would. But any nice person, preferably a woman. Preferfully, but it doesn't need to be from like Albany. I can move around.

In the general New York area? Yeah, upstate New York. Yeah, Oneonta, if you live in Oneonta. We talked about this in the car. Yeah. And I said that I wanted two options. One, I want an Asian one. One from an Asian.

And one, I actually make that three. Okay. Oh my God, this guy's so greedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're greedy. But I prefer to... 13 years and you're greedy? Yeah. I prefer to have this.

Okay, go ahead. Asian, plays games, and watches anime. Okay, so you want an Asian woman that watches anime, and what else? Plays games. Plays games. Like what kind of games? Any game. All right.

Solitaire? Oh, video games Okay, let's... I'm not into gambling All right So you want to grow like Hello Other than gotcha games

Yes Pixie, do you like The anime that I just throw? Yeah, you want to play war zone? I don't play war zone Okay Do you want to play Fortnite?

Last time I played Fortnite This is why I played 13 years Yeah, yeah, yeah You've got to be more... You're very specific So what kind of genre of game Now I will If she tells me to go play a game with her, I would probably do it.

I just did, Warzone. You missed out. Big C lives in Albany, New York. He was a fan of the show. He submitted to replace Fancy. I'm still, I'm a CEO. I'm a fan of the show. You're still, right.

What do you say? I don't even know what he's just said. I'm still a fan. You said that I was. This will be the longest hour we've ever done. No, no, it's good. No, I'm saying we're cooking. It's amazing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Big C, you're from Albany, New York, and you're originally from the Dominican Republic. The DR. Can I interrupt one second. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, man. Let him, let him.

No, it's your show. In like about two months, I'm going to be moving to Florida. Why are you going to Florida? My mom is moving, so I'm going where? She moves, you move. You live with your mom. Kind of. Yeah.

Yeah, remember he lives downstairs? You speak Spanish? Yes. Speak to some. I... I is good. Eyes very good. A good beginning.

Aye. Aye. I... From the basement of my mom's house to here, I just keep going down and down. Oh, no. No, no. He's taking shots of it. You think this is below your mom's basement?

Oh my God. I love you guys. We love you. We flew you out here just to hang with. Wow. You win a war? One day. I can have a war with you.

Yeah, he's looking for a war. Yeah, you win a war, bud? I think I can win Bobby. In a physical fight? Probably. I think so, too. And I never fought someone. Yeah, yeah.

Maybe I did, like, back in high school, but... Did you get in fights at the Dominican Republic when you were young? One time. One time, and how did that go? Probably, like, a draw. Probably a draw, the confidence on this guy. You never finished. You never finished.

You never finished. You never finished. You know why you didn't finish? You started crying. Yeah. What's the last time you cried, Bigsey? Probably, like, playing a game. I mean, the story is super good.

That's why I cried. So, you know, when the story is so good that the tears just start. Oh, like you're playing Last of Us and you're like, oh, my God. I never play the last one. Okay. What do you play? I mean, I play mostly PC games. I know that the last of us is on PC, but. I know, but what's the last game you crying?

I would say, scene of late 3. Bring it up. I want to see what a lot of day 3. Scene of day 3? Seen of day. Oh, lovely. Oh, lovely. I'm about to cry

It's a JRPG This story is amazing Tell us Tell us its story I don't want to spoil the game No one's gonna play that game Our fans are not gonna play this game I promise you

No if they are They're not They fucking tell the story Condense it I don't want to You're driving me crazy You're driving me crazy Did fucking give me the condensed version

Right now dude I'm trying to save the game So you can play it too Because I'm not gonna play it I don't have a PC You don't have to have a PC It's on sweet

I gotta tell you, I don't know if the fans are going to like his voice or hate his voice. Yeah, yeah. Because I like it. I like it. It's very, it's pitching. Dominica Mickey Mouse. I mean, it wouldn't be a voice on better sleep or on those, you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? Like if you told a story on Better Sleep or one of those apps that makes you want to relax, I don't think that would be a good voice. Disney couldn't afford to hire me so you guys theater. Yeah. I can't stand him. Try to do a better sleep, like a meditation. So it's like I'm, I got to.

the app, right? And I put, you know, the big C, I press the button, right? You've selected the big C. Yeah, yeah. He will now put you to bed. Yeah, and now there's a, there's a, you know, there's a song. You're relaxed. You know, you're relaxed. Try to get us relaxed. Try to get us relaxed. Come on. Bobby. No, no, it's not, no. No, it's well. Yeah, yeah, the app doesn't know it's my name. It could be AI. Yeah, it's, yeah, just. When you, when you download the app, it makes you put in your name. All right.

I'm downloading at Bobby. Okay. Enter. Go ahead. And now you selected the big C. Yeah. And Big C. Bobby, if you play the scene of late series, you

are 100% going to cry. You can go back to sleep now. I'm not sleep yet. Press the X to exit the app. Okay. Really good. Wow. Really good.

Yeah, I almost fell asleep. Yeah. The Big C, tell us about your journey here to Los Angeles. For the fans that don't know, you applied to replace Fancy B. We flew you out here. Is this your first time in L.A.? Yes. And how was the experience?

Normal. Normal, right. That's what we're going for. Yeah. A plane, Rora car, Geyer. Did you enjoy the plane ride? Was it fun? Do you fly a lot?

I don't think. What do you guys? What do you call fun? What do we call fun? Yeah. Oh, geez. That's interesting. Go hanging out with friends.

But I'm saying was it, were you excited? Great fruit juice. I mean, the days coming down to today, they were excited, exciting. Hmm. Who was excited? I was excited. You were excited. Yeah.

You were excited for today. To be here. To be here. Yeah. And so far you are. Are you nervous? Super happy. Are you nervous?

No. I was before I was here, but no anymore. Okay. I feel like we connected already. We did. We did. What do you do to calm your nerves? What do you do to calm yourself down?

I just... Mm-hmm. I think I can... I can tell reality from fantasy. Right. God, God. He's very... No, he's a fucking crazy person.

Yeah. He's enlightened. Some people call me that. Yeah? I don't think you're crazy. Yeah. It's not crazy. saying that in the event that you do murder us,

this will be evidence. I don't got the boss to do that. You do? Yeah, yeah. So do you want to move to Florida? Would you rather move to here? Do I have a choice? Yeah, we just gave you one. Yeah, I don't know.

You seem like you might be a good fit to keep doing the show, depending on how the rest- Am I? I don't know. Please hire me. You want to be hired? I mean, but what can you do for the show? Because Fancy is going to come back.

I mean, if you need someone to clean the bathroom, I think we got you. I don't know who he was looking, I think it was looking at me. I was looking at me. Who are you looking at? I am. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Interesting, dude. Bobby's my friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're friends. We're friends around. Oh, we're not friends. We are friends. No, I'm the one that fucking flew you out here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know who got you out here? Me, you cocks are. Yeah, I didn't do anything. Yeah. I'm playing. Big C, it's over for you and me. This is the war now. This is a fucking war.

Oh, I love the Big C. I love you. What? You're still the only people for Tiger Bell? This guy's unbelievable. This guy's amazing. He's unbelievable. Yeah.

How long are you in town for? George can clean the bathroom. Yeah. George, maybe a fourth mic at Tiger Belly tomorrow. You can have them. Are you really mad? I'm livid. Don't be.

like, I'm playing you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No need to get it. Oh, no, no, no. No need to get. Need to get. Need to get. No, no, need to get.

No, no, need to get. All right, so I'm going to give Andrew my belated birthday present to him. Oh, thank you. But I want you to do it like a mafia kind of a, you know what I mean, song if you can. What about if I don't do it like a mafia? I can do a mafia, but not like a song.

How are you going to do it? I can actually change my voice to sound deeper. Let's hear it. Tell me what to say. Okay. A mafia. I don't watch a lot of, I haven't watched the grandfather. Yeah, the grandfather.

Yeah, gotta boom, bottom, ba'abing. Something like that. Bada boom, ba'abing. Yeah, just get, repeat Bada boom, bada bing in a deep voice. Barabum, barabin. Whoa. I sound like a Jamaican. Yeah, yeah. Like a Jamaican black market.

Pineapple dealer. Yeah, yeah. Bar-a-boom, bad-a-boom, Andrew. Wow. Wow. This guy, I don't... But keep doing, Bada-boom, Bada-Bing.

Bada-Bing. Keep doing. Bada-Bah-Bah-Bin. Happy birthday, dude. Thank you, dude. Mafia style. Give Andrew his present, please. Bobby.

Happy birthday. Oh, my, what are you doing? What? This is my gift? Because I called your wife before your birthday, weeks in advance. Yeah. And she's like,

I just don't know, you know what I mean? I don't like stuff. I know, so it's like we couldn't come up with anything. So in my mind, I'm like, I don't know what to do. Okay. You know I mean? So I just decided to do what I wanted. That's very sweet.

What I would want, you know what I mean? Is that something that friends do all the time? Give each other gifts for birthday? Yeah, we do that, yeah. Do you not have birthdays? When's your birthday? Call your friend's wife? Yeah.

See what he's doing? Yeah, he's very good. I know. He's trying to cause a civil war. Yes, he's fucking my wife. Is that now where you turned on? His wife is my friend. Yeah.

You know what I mean? And every birthday I call her and go, what? What should I get him? Yeah. And this year, she was just like, I just, he has everything he needs. So what do you give a guy that has everything? I mean, just love and affection. Love and affection.

Love and affection. Well, we have one now. Now he, now he does. You're my Dominican friend. When's your birthday, Chris? The 25th. August. Oh, so we pat, yeah, the same exact birthday as my brother.

It's, I told you when we did the interview that it was that same week. That's right. Okay, I don't remember. Yeah, yeah, anyway. 32. Yes. In next August 25th, what would you like for your birthday? You want mafia style?

I'm about to, I don't want this to sound rude. I think it's gonna. Yeah. But usually for my birthday since, probably like around age 20, 26, all I get is like probably a pistachio ice cream. He is like the antithesis of yes and improv. I know. He's anti-impro. Anti-impro.

Yeah, yeah. The reason is I'm not picky when he comes to food. What do you picky with? Well, with women, he's very specific. Very, yeah. It's not that I'm picky I would like my woman to be like that It's just

We all have dreams What are your dreams? Yeah, what are your dreams? I barely, when I go to sleep I barely have anything You don't remember your dreams? I remember one maybe The last week What was it? But you have to do with family stuff

Okay, tell us the dream Tell us a dream Oh moving The dream was about the movie. You're scared to move to Florida. No. You're excited. I'm actually kind of happy.

I haven't told these to my mom, but yeah, I think it's a good thing for me. Because that way, I like to play the One Piece car game. So they have more locations to play the game there. This is Dominican U. Dude, dude. Dominican Bobby. No, no, no, no. This is D.R. Bobbitt.

No, no, that's not. This is D.R. Bob. I would never locate a one-piece card game facility. Who's that? That's him. Dress is a one-piece game. Don Flamingo. That's from One-Piece. Is this your alter ego?

No, that's just a cosplay. Don Flamingo? Yeah. Don Flamingo. You can see the pink and the... I do see it. Yeah, I definitely. We see the pink.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. Don Flamingo. Wow. That's your alter ego. That's my... And give me Don Flamingo's voice. How does he sound?

When people go, Don Flamingo, let me get a photo. How do you? He sounds just exactly like my deep voice. Let's hear. Don Flamingo, can we get a picture? So every. Very good.

Okay. Don Flamingo, can I get a photo with you? It's so good to see you. How are you? When I... Yeah, yeah. Do the voice! I just want to explain something before I do the voice.

Oh, it kind of is. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So... Explain the voice. do the act, act out. Let me, let me do the reason why I use this voice, the deep voice, because sometimes it's hard to people, for people to understand me when I use this one.

Yeah, can you switch their voice? Let's just see if you can do deep for a while. Go deep for a while. So it's hard for people to understand my other voice, my noble voice. Yeah. But with this one, they can kind of understand better. I think this is your normal voice. No, he's not.

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Okay, for the next five minutes, five minutes. Yeah, yeah. How are you? I'm good. So you're trip to LA. But the laugh is still high. I keep the laugh high. I like the fucking.

I don't know how to change it. Do you have any plans here in LA that you look for? Do you want to do something in LA tomorrow? I'm only here for one day, so I don't have a lot of plans. Do you want to stay for another day? Can I? What would you do for another day? I did bring my switch two so I can play some games in there.

Good. Wow. That's very good. Now, you're obsessed with Japanese culture. What is that? I'm not obsessed, but I like it. I would say obsessed. I think you're more Japanese than Dominican.

That's what you listen to on the plane the whole way here. I asked him, he said, Jay Pop. What is J-pop? Japanese pop. I know, but like who's the famous group that you like? Not K-pop? K-pop's better, no. I don't leave.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you have a problem with Koreans for? That's what I believe. You have a problem with Koreans, dude. Yeah, yeah. Because Koreans, we have the best pop. But I don't listen to it. It's not that I don't listen to it. I just like J-pop better.

Yeah, but, okay. Why do you like J? So you have a specific fetish with Japanese people. Haven't you heard, like, the way that they speak the language? It's like so cool. Oh. I think they got blessed. They got the looks, the language.

The only thing that they didn't get blessed with was with the peepee, the pee-p-size. The pee-p-size. But that's an stereotype? No, no, hold on, hold on. That's a stereotype. Hold on, hold on, hold on, Chris. Is it a true stereotype?

Yeah. Well, tonight, when you go to We Spa, you're going to be able to see. Yeah. Do I have to go naked in there? No, you can wear short. And McCone knows how to do it. They have shorts there, and you'll be able to compare

because there's a lot of naked Asian men there. I mean, in my case, I'm not a shower. I'm more like a grower. Ah, yes. Yeah, me too. We're all like that. Yeah. We're all like that.

I look like the statue of the guy with the... Michelangelo? Can you Google? Yeah, that guy. Yeah. So your penis is like that. Like that. Kind of.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're a grower. Is it a thick pubs? You have thick pubs like that? Can I say it? Can you say it? I mean, I haven't done anything for like more than a decade.

Right, yeah. So it's like a Cambodian jungle. Because I watch the viral podcast, you know, Chelsea Lynn and Paige Jim. Chelsea Lynn and Paige Gin. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paige has an only fan. I'm not subscribed, but she, I'm not subscribed.

I should call Paige. She mentions it a lot. Yeah, yeah. Let me see a page picks up. So I'm keeping my bush. Yeah. Maybe we can make a collab later. Ah.

I'm keeping it. So just Paige has a big bush, and you think your bush can match hers. Does that what you're saying? Probably. Okay. Are you attracted to Paige? Is that why you're-

I mean, she's good looking. Yes, but I'm saying are- And she's funny too. She's funny and she's good looking. And she says in the podcast that she's Asian. She is Asian. She is. All she needs to do is to watch some anime

and play some video games and we are good. So then this is kind of like your dream girl. And another one is Olivia from the H-3 podcast. That's your other crush. Yeah, let's see. Could you think we can make this happen? Oh, I know Olivia. Can you?

Yeah. She's hot. She's way out of my league. Nobody's out of your league. No one's out of your league. They are. They are. No, they're not.

Listen to me. They're not. That's the negativity in your head. There's no one out of your league. No. I mean, look at what I've done. I've got to tell you, I don't even know what league you're fucking in. Yeah, yeah.

You're in a league of your own. You're in a league of your own. Yeah, yeah. And isn't that beautiful? The Big Knows League. If you work at Bed Bath and Beyond, you'll be the Beyond Department. Yeah, way beyond. Yeah, way beyond.

Yeah, the Don Domingo. Yeah, we don't even know what they sell in that section. And no one does. Yeah, yeah. Floating orbs. I don't know what they do. Lightning in a bottle. Can we discuss the age first?

I don't want to be... What? What do you mean? They're grown adults, aren't they? Page is an adult. She's an adult. What do you mean? She's a grown woman.

Yeah. But I'm kind of on the older side. You're 33. 32. No, that's not old. That's not old. No. Do you know how old Bobby is?

54. He's 54 years old. I mean, they live longer, so. He might imagine. Asian. They do live longer. They do live longer, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like dog years.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Korean years. It's not, let's not mention dogs. Yeah, yeah. What's the average, what's the average lifespan of a Dominican Republic of someone from the DR? Half of an Asian. 73 years. What's the average lifespan of Koreans? 483, or they got you by a decade.

Yeah, yeah, a decade. I need to start doing exercise. You do need to exercise, we all do. Yeah, so I'm basically 44. You are? In white years. White years, well, no, that's DR. Yeah.

What is the average lifespan of a white person? Of a white American. 78. Oh, 78. Oh, we're catching up to Korean. Catching a guy. Not too far off. It's not possible. All they eat is McDonald's in Burger King.

That's not all we eat. We eat a lot. What do you eat? Yeah. I mean, they created air one, dude. Yeah, I mean, and whole food. Organic food.

What do you eat? What do you eat? What do you eat, plantains? I mean, sometimes. Yeah, I believe you don't believe in the afterlife. I don't. Oh, you think this is it. What happens when we die?

I would let you know once I hit the boat. Once you hit the boat? That's a term. I've never heard that term. The Dominican Republic. I mean, once you hit the boat? That's it. Yeah, yeah.

That's it. Why you hit the bow? That's it. That's it. The bow gonna be, that's it. Okay, once you hit it? It's like the Green Reaper when he comes to take your soul. You believe the Grim Reaper is real?

No, but, you know, that's what people say. But when it's over, Nothing. Where do you think you go? You think it's totally done? I mean, I don't know. I know we don't know. I know.

Well, none of us know, but what do you think happens? No idea. Right. It's a mystery. It's a mystery. Yeah. What would you like to think, what do you think you'd like to have happen? According to the age range, we should probably be asking Bobby about that. Oh.

Well, he is the elder. I'm the elder. So what are you asking me like, you think I'm going to go first? Probably. If we go by age? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My bet is on Carlos, but, okay. on Carlos, but, okay.

Yeah, I was going to say that, judging on... No, I don't know. Yeah. I think maybe George. Yeah, George, yeah. George seems so stressed. Judging on, like, substances? I don't know.

Yeah. In fact, George, George feels like he's the father of Greg and Agoup and Christopher. This is kind of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, look at, that's the dad. That's the dad. That's the dad of it. The whole family.

I'm super chill. Come on. No, but it's the same kind of beyond. Good cell, George. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm super chill. Come on. Yeah.

I'm a cool dad. Come on, what are you talking? No, it's just genetically. Okay. You know what I mean? Christopher. Yeah. So you moved bodies for, and then when did you move to the States again?

When did you moved up to Albany? I came to the state when I was around 17, I think. Okay. Wow. You finished high school. Yes. College? I did like two years and...

Where did you go again? I think we asked you. The college? Yeah, did you do college? I did you do tech. Tech. I went for computer science, but I wasn't comprehending anything. You were bored.

Kind of. Yeah, because you're very smart. I don't think I am. I think you are. You know? I think you're lying. I think you are smart. You're smarter than me, for sure.

I wouldn't be able to like you do electronics and build a panel It's kind of easy They give you like a map So you just follow the math Okay Did you do good in school

When you were young? I did good in math Math, right You are smart Math is very hard Only with the numbers Oh you're all good with numbers Well math does involve numbers

Yeah So you know anything about history I did took one year of history here Okay What did we learn? What did we learn then? Tell us about the Industrial Revolution I don't know

I don't remember that I think that the thing that I remember the most was about the the cotton picking Tell us about that Tell us about the cotton picking I've never heard of that Have you?

Doesn't ring a bell for me Yeah yeah Slaves Picking cotton What? What do you mean? What do you mean? History

Yeah I know but tell us about slaves and slaves did what pick cotton yeah when am i when when when i don't know the year okay recently like 10 years 15 years now with AI probably more recent okay yeah probably yeah interesting that's the only thing you know about history that's interesting yeah was that fascinating that category is that why you got stuck on it maybe because I I came here without knowing how to speak English. And I went my senior year, you know, in like a super white school, high school.

Did you like that or not like it? I didn't mind. Imagine he doesn't know how to speak the English. I had a bunch of friends. You did have a lot? Okay, good. Do you still keep in touch with friends from high school? No.

Nobody. Zero. Well, do you have a group of friends back home, a tight group of friends that you hang out with or play video games with? When you do the One Piece card game, maybe, you know what I mean? I got a few friends from playing the One Piece. Yeah, and when you go in there, hey, Gilbert, what's going on?

I like, let's say we're in the, we're in a room. Oh, Big C's here. Hey, Big C, what's up, man? What's up, man? Eugene, I don't know if you remember. Caleb. Caleb and Eugene, man. I just say, hey, guys, want to play some games to come?

No, no, no, no. Today we want to talk about stuff. Yeah, let's talk about stuff right now, man. Dude, how was bad friends? I heard you went to LA, man. What was it like? You wouldn't know it was funny? What, dude?

One guy actually asked me, like, that he heard my voice because he's one of the viewers. What do you talk about, man? He's a beautiful fan. What was it like in L.A., man? Did you have fun with Bobby and Andrew? Yeah. I had a lot of fun. What did you do?

What did you do, man? I just stuck in the podcast. Yeah, but do you do anything afterwards, man? I mean, we are planning right now. I mean, we plan to do it, but let my pass me tell you. It's like... I love it. You do?

I think it's so funny. A piece of me thinks he's doing it deliberately. You think so? Uh-huh. I'm not trying to... Oh, you think he's the Andy Kaufman? He's going to walk outside smoking cigarettes and be like, man, that shit was... No, I met him before.

Yeah, we met him before. Yeah, yeah. I don't like to tell lies. Yeah, good. Well, this show is... Unless it's for, like, comedy purposes. That's what this show is That's what this show is

The whole show We lie all the time Yeah But I don't know how to invent These stories Or tell me how One Piece card game Because we don't know what it is

I know one piece Based on the anime Right So it is it like Is it like regular cards With like king, queen I mean with Yeah what is it

What is it It's like you It's like Pokemon cards Oh look at that So if I have the monkey Zooming on that one That's monkey Luffy Yeah

You have the monkey What? Nothing. If I have the monkey D. Leffey card, is that good? You can run four copies of each character card. Okay. So you can have four monkeys. Okay, I have four monkeys.

Okay. If I have three monkeys, is that bad? It depends on the range that you want to have your deck. Okay. Well, we know how to play the game now. There it is. I guess we got it. We got it.

$2,800? Good God, is that expensive? That's the first set It's like the Pokemon So it's a deck It's like a bunch of cards, right? Do you have anything like this? That is like 2000 something

Yeah, do you have a one piece deck like that? That's like a whole set Okay But if we got you that Would you be happy? The 2000 one? Yeah Don't get it

Why? It's a waste of money Okay, give me the one that you would want Not that I would get it for you I can buy my own You know that you guys don't need to buy it In your fucking face in my fucking face

really there's not a you can afford these card card decks yeah he's got a job he's got a good job is there something that you've always wanted

it's not good it's not good is there's something you've always wanted that you can't afford in the card game because Bob and I would buy it for you is what he's saying

no okay good wow you don't like getting gifts I don't mind this guy's a wonky contradiction I can't figure it out

I can't figure it out In each car set, box, there is a special car that is called the manga Rare. Yeah. And since the set number three, I've been opening one pack, I mean one box of each set to, now they are in set 13, I think it is, or 12. And I haven't got a single manga once. That's what it is. So my luck is super bad.

Oh, you know what I'm thinking about right now? And don't get it. Don't get it. We're not going to get it, too. I hear your mind. If you are going to get me one, get me the Sanji. Sanji. Don't.

That's 100,000. Don't get it. Well, it's $100,000. No, it's not that one. That's Yamato. All right, it's in the cart. Don't, don't buy it. We're not going to buy that for you.

Don't buy that, Carlos. Get out of that. If you buy that, if you buy that, I'm never coming back. to the phone goes. Buy it now. Wow. Ship Station. Oh my God.

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Okay, good. I have my 31-year-old brother. He works in the same place that I work at. Oh, you're assembling. You see him every day. Yes. I see. What's his name?

Denny. Denny? Yes, Danny. Do you say hi? I mean, you saw him in the morning when you woke up. But when you walk into the business, do you go, hey, Danny, or no? I mean, there is another guy called Danny at the same place. So I said, I said to him, not to my brother.

You're an enigma. Sometimes. You're a fucking enigma, dude. I love you. I loved you from the jump. Yeah. Sometimes I wake up and I have to go and wait this guy out of his bed because he is still sleeping. Your brother.

Your brother. You go, wake up, Danny? We got to go to work. Yeah. And does he get mad when you wake him up? No. He's like, oh shit. And then when you wake up, do you drink coffee?

What do you do? I just eat it like a bagel and some juice. You don't drink caffeine ever. I do Monster Energy. Maybe like once every like five months. Monster Energy? Yeah. It lasts for five months.

I don't do like. One sip a day. Yeah, one sip a day. I don't really drink energy drinks. Like you don't drink that often you don't do any drugs you don't drink you drink one monster energy every five months yeah yeah you don't do much i don't do much yeah you don't believe in god i go i go to work i after work i go home i either go to the grocery store and if i don't have to go i just go to my computer watch anime or play games what's your dream big thing and you

listen to us, though? Yes. At work? Yes, to a bunch of podcasts. Oh, oh. But you, but you... That doesn't feel really. Did any of those other podcasts fly you out? Yeah, yeah. But you guys are number one. Okay. Even before this, you guys...

We were number one for you. Yes. I love that. So what are you, what's your dreams, Big C? I want to know for real. I can't really tell, like... You don't want to tell? I'm like... Well, you want a woman. I'm like... Girlfriend, right? I'm like happy with what I'm... life is good oh my god dude you know what he's like chancy gardner from being but you know being

there yeah yeah when you want do you watch pornography yes let me guess let me guess what you want let me see what your google is you're i mean it's not hard to guess it's it's anime it's it's simple it's all anime porn it's the anime porn 80% of it what's the other what's the 20 what's the 20 persons, 20? Like regular stuff. But Japanese girls, Asian girls? Sometimes. Okay.

They don't know that you should. I used to like, he told me Tanaka, but she retired. Hittonomi Hataka. He told me Tanaka. She used to be, like, the top Japanese, like porn actor. What she looks like? Yes. Is that her?

Yes. Wow. You like her. Wait, you like exaggerated like breasts and stuff. No, like, you know, like... Look at that. Yeah. I told me, that was your favorite.

Nah. What do you know? Oh, he told me, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She used to be my favorite. Yeah. You like big breasts. Kind of.

Yeah. Kind of. I don't mind the size, but, you know, a plus is a plus. He sounds like fancy. Yeah. That is what fancy would say. A plus, he's a plus. The way that you do accents are so good.

I love you, buddy. They are so funny. I'm so fascinated with it. Bigsy is wild. He's wild and wild guy. Did you love your stepdad? Yeah, he's a cool guy. What's his name?

He just asks, you know, what Andrew has. He asks what Andrew has? Yeah, like kind of angry, anchor issues. Wow. He's got you, dude. The whole family's got you this. No, like, you, like he goes from zero to 100, like in one second. Who, Andrew?

No, my stepfather. All right. So describe my personality. You are a cool guy, probably, like, kind of depressed every once in a while. Pretty good. And then what's mine? Describe mine? I don't really know you that good.

Like, I watch Whiskey, I watch Whiskey Ginger, too. Don't get me wrong. Yeah. You watch Tiger Belly? Yeah. What do you prefer? Can I say it? Yeah, I say it.

He's not going to like it. I actually like Tiger. Tiger. Okay. But that's because of your energy. I think that we're good. We, I'm not talking. Oh, God, I'm so...

Hey, bud. Happy birthday, dude. You're a good guy, dude. You're talented. Bobby, next time you've let me out. Wow, it turned. It was Andrew's idea. It was Andrew's idea to come out.

Come out here. I like you, Andrew. Don't get me wrong. No, no heart feelings. The hotel was. his choice and everything. Yeah, yeah. Can I...

It was all Andrew, dude. Can I stay at your house? You want to stay at my house? I don't think Andrew is going to pay. Oh, we'll pay. We'll pay, dude. Now, Andrew, let's... Can I talk to you?

How do you feel... No, be quiet for a second, okay? Andrew, look at me. How do you feel about Christopher? I am... I'm pretty excited for this. show to come to a close. I'll tell you that. Yeah. Bad friends. What about you, Bobby? Why? I'm excited for this to come to a close. No, no, no. No, this is going to keep going. It's slowly

fading away. No, it's not. And it's this kind of stuff. No, it's not this kind of. No, here's the thing. No, Christopher, stop. Shut the fuck up. Bobby, all right. Bobby. Bobby. What? I can, I can cover it. Christopher, shut the fuck up. Andrew, Andrew, Andrew? Look at me right now. Christopher. Yeah. Would never have. Christopher would never have. stepped foot in here. Yeah. If I didn't say, I know. Let's get him out here. Christopher, shut the fuck up. Go ahead. And he's the cool guy. And I'm the old school. Old school. Conservative. Yeah. Rager. Yeah. Can I say something? I mean, no, no, no. I'm an inch away from calling ice on you. Yeah. I actually like my drinks to be warm. So yeah, I don't like

guys. Very good. That's a good job. That's a good job. That's a very good job. Let me say something. Okay. Please, God. Like, I really... You haven't said enough on this podcast. I think I was going to talk a lot less, but... No, we're happy that you're talking. Yeah, we're like that. This is revealing a lot. Yeah. I really appreciate that. I mean, I assume that Bobby wouldn't remember that interview. He did not. But I really appreciate that you were the one that said to bring me. It was all Andrew, dude. Yeah.

Yeah. So now who do you like more? From the bottom of my heart, I thank you. If that's, it's my pleasure. Even though if it's empty. It's an empty heart. So you're a heartless person. A little bit.

Okay, great. Wow. I really like- You don't have empathy. I like this guy. I mean, I think to go overboard with empathy and stuff like. You go overboard with empathy. I don't know how to sympathize it's a lot of words. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, let me say something. In November, SNAP benefits are probably going to go away for 40-some million, right, Americans. How do you feel about that? What is a SNAP benefit? Okay, all righty. Check, no SNAP. What about Obamacare, right?

It's going to end. What? Go ahead. I told these guys when I was in the car when they were driving me to the hotel that I I don't know anything Oh yeah

I asked about the I showed him where the Palisades fire was and he didn't know anything about it Wow I tell you like most of the news that I That come up in like And like YouTube and stuff like that I only see it

When something like big happens that YouTube like forces you to see like uh right he just looks at the thumbnail he doesn't click on i don't i don't click on anything i just that's how he reads the news by thumbnail you don't get involved with politics and world news right no good wow i just you know i just you're in your own world because play my games that's good that's so good that is very good i think it's good for mental health i do too i do you know what he's on to something yeah you he is i ignore a lot lot of people. That's not good. You need to learn the new. Me too. I agree that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now, let him float. He's floating. Yeah. What are you going to sink his boat? You're right. Yeah. You're going to take down the boat. But I think the problem is the apathy and people that just don't care, you know what I mean? And if more people cared, I think. I mean, I care about, you know, the people that I'm around, but. Oh, right. So you care about me and Andrew? Yes. Now that I'm here and you guys are around me. So if Andrew passed away suddenly, right, how would you feel? I would feel bad, but we can keep making the podcast, just you and me.

I think we can. Oh, my God, my God. I've never seen Andrew like this. Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm just joking. This is just joke. Yeah, yeah.

Are you joking? I like you a lot. Are you joking? Yeah. Yeah, he's joking. It took shots in me the whole show. I know, I know. I feel old school, conservative.

I know, I know. And I don't even know. Rigid. Rigid. Yeah. I feel like you can take it better than body. Anger management. Yeah.

You beat your kids. I beat my, I don't even have kids, but yeah. And I'm fun loving. Cool, dude. It's because I feel like you can take it better than Bobby. Oh, I'm sensitive.

Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, now I'm sensitive. Now he's being manipulative. That's what he's doing. Oh, he knows. I have one. much more podcast with you being sensitive than him. Ah.

Oh, true. Yeah. But I know that he's more hard rock. Heart rock. But I'll be honest with you. What people don't know, though, is that he's extremely sensitive as well. People know. Yeah.

And also, not on top of that, right? He goes through deep depressions like I do, right? And we have to be there for him, you know? And I think in many ways. Andrew and I go through one right now I'm living I know and I think in many ways me and Andrew are similar

people don't realize that you know that when we're off camera and stuff when we're together we share a lot of like you know I mean fears and and paranoia and sadness and all that what's your biggest fear?

My biggest fear what do you fear? I fear snakes you're perfect snakes yeah that's the biggest fear and let me say i'm sorry for like assuming after what we said i don't i don't mean any of what i said you know oh no about snakes no about you and oh oh oh the damage is done it's just playing around no no it's i know it's 2025. No. I shouldn't be assuming. No, no, it's, the damage is done. You really hurt my... He's going to go through a really deep one now. You hurt my feelings. We can go to the spot.

No, he's not going to go. Yeah. I have feelings are hurt. His feelings are hurt. We can go golfing. I never go. Oh, perfect. Oh, perfect. I imagine. I know that you like golf. Are you going to are you going to bowling? Yeah, right, right. Well, I'm because I'm, because, you know, because he's Minnigan. He's going to be in Florida. Yeah. Right. My fear is because they don't care. I think that you know, brown guy. I'm just afraid that they're going to. You want to protect him. Because yeah, he will get chased. I can see him getting chased. Well, he did all those. That's a good thing. He did all those. With the accent. I know. Yeah. I mean, I can change my voice. My voice and say. Yeah. All right. So like, we're ice, right? Let's see how this goes. Let's see how this goes, right?

And change of a note. Just play, get in the scene. Get into the scene. right? Hey, freeze! Get on the fucking ground! Wait, I'm American. Where are you from? Where you from, man? I come from Albany. I mean, I made to say Florida. Oh, book them! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I messed up the step.

Yeah, yeah, you did, you did. Yeah. I would say like, sorry, sorry, my voice crack. Oh, very good save. Very good, yeah. It's a good safe. Okay, good. Wow, all right. All right.

What is that? People are saying Selena Gomez's new look is Bobby Mom. A little bit. A little bit like my mom. What do you mean her new look? What did she do different? I think she's for a video game or a music video. I mean, she does look different.

I can't tell what makes her look different. Selena Gomez looks stunning for the in the dark music video, someone said here on. I think I know what it is. What is it? It's like the yellow light. yellow looking at thing. Oh, she's 33. I don't know why I thought she was much younger for some reason.

Yeah. She's been famous. When you get famous that young, you're like young forever. You're that age forever. It's kind of crazy. Do you ever want to be famous, Big C? Me. Well, if you were famous, what would change then?

You think that you would be... Nothing. I would be the same guy. Same guy. Well, I mean, this podcast is dedicated to you, right? I mean, this is just your episode, right? Right. So it's going to get out there, right?

And some people are going to probably, you're not going to become famous, but... Probably like the viral podcast or H3. I need to meet Paige. And Olivia. So we're a stepping stone. You're a stepping stone. You're a stepping stone to get to a better show.

You want to get to H3. And the viral podcast. Wow. And the what podcast? The viral podcast. Chelsea Lynn. You think Chelsea Lynn and Paige Jen are bigger than us? No, but they are like my...

They are not bigger than... Yeah. They are just like... We call me. Hello. Hello, beautiful. You're on the podcast real fast. And we can cut it out.

And we can cut it out if you want. But Bobby and I are sitting here. Is there any chance under the sun? Can I say something? Let her know that I'm not wrong. Shut. Shut the fuck up. Is there any chance under the sun that you're with Paige right now?

Oh, God. I left her about 10 minutes ago. Damn. Okay, so there's a guy that's here who we have on the show. We flew out to be, or placement for Andres for Fancy B. And he is, and I mean, in love with Paige. Like, and I mean, it's, he's obsessed. He's shut the fuck up.

Shut up. Cut his mic off. So, Chelsea, is there any wet? Can you text her if I can call her so we can introduce them at least? Yeah, I just dropped off with the airport. Oh, fuck. All right. Well, well.

Yeah. Well, send us, send me a text and we'll figure something out for another time with her number. That's okay. I'm doing it right now, and good luck. I love you so much. She needs to hear that. Thank you. Okay, bye.

Tell her. You need, tell her that I'm a. No, it's over. Okay. What did you want to say, though? I just wanted to tell her that I'm a, they call their viewers, rock fuckers. So I want her to know that I'm wrong. It doesn't matter.

Bobby. Babby, Bobby. Paige. Paige, are you at the airport? Yes, I'm at the airport. Can you talk for a second or no? Oh, yeah, no problem. Okay, so we found this guy on the internet.

I mean, a guy applied to be an intern. Oh, you're live on the Bad Friends podcast, by the way. Oh, cool, no problem. Okay, and he's not only a gigantic fan of yours, but he kind of has a crush on you. Yeah, now, are you seeing anybody right now, Paige? No. Oh, you're not. Because, you know, he follows your only fans.

We didn't know you had one. I don't follow him. Oh, really? Even though I've told you, huh? I know. I don't follow it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've never seen, wait, Christopher, you've never seen her only fans?

I don't follow it. She mentions it. But you've never seen it? I never seen it. Okay. What's on your only fans page? I do pub updates. Let me walk away from these people real quick.

Okay. I do some pub updates because I have foreign pubs. Yeah. Love phone. I play. I spy my little brown eye. I hide my bottle. That's fun.

And it's kind of like where it's role, though. Yeah, yeah. It's a kid's game. I used to play it. Yeah. Yeah, but for adults. So you look for my bunghole. Yeah.

What else? Do you fart on it? I love your farts. Yeah, got some farts. Christopher, you like Paige's farts? I'm not sure. But I'm okay. We heard.

What? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. You're nervous? No. Don't be nervous, man. It's just me. I'm just, I'm just, I follow the podcast.

I'm a rock fucker like you guys say. I haven't called a single time and I have a Mickey Mouse voice I don't know if you are okay with that Oh yeah, no choice, huh? I'm kind of nerdy too, so Oh, don't be nervous No, nerdy

Nerddy I far out of my butthole online Don't be nervous to talk to me Do you want to say anything else, sir? No, really. You shut the This is your opportunity, man. What is it?

She's waiting for you to talk to her. Chris, where do you live? Far away from here. I'm not close. He lives in Albany. I'm in Albany. Well, I live in Albany, New York. New York.

Okay. Cool. It's decent. What you want to talk about. No, no, come here, Chris. You know what we're going to do? We're going to teach him how to talk to ladies. And we're going to call you back in a couple of weeks, okay? We'll set it up.

A couple years. Yeah. Yeah. So have a safe flight page. Thank you so much for picking up. Hey, thank you guys for calling. I love you. I love you.

I love your guys' podcast. We love you. We love you too. Bye. Love you. Love Santino. Love you, babe. Bye, Chris.

Chris, Chris, Chris, drop the ball. You fucking failed. He wasn't meant to be. No, you won't. Oh, no. No. You didn't.

What happened? You clammed up, you shut down. Shut down. I don't, like you said, I don't know how to talk to. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. You know how to talk to us. You have this brooding confidence.

You shit on me for 25 minutes straight. And then you can't even fucking close. When it comes to friendship, I can do that. Oh, we're friends. Oh, we're fucking friends. You fucking dumped on me the whole show. We are bad friends. We are bad friends.

He's the name of fuck. He's got to stick around for a while. for a while. I do think you blew that. You blew it, dude. I do think you blew that. Yeah, you shut down. Yeah, it was bad.

Yeah, what happened? I dropped the ball, Bobby. Did you ever? I know what it is. It's because I don't have a cover here. I don't have nothing to do with it. You're a good-looking guy. You're tall?

I'm decent. Yeah? I'm not good-looking. I'm in the middle. Yeah. You look like a young F. Murray Abraham, you know? Are you wearing a, is that shirt a fucking, does it you, is that, it is? Oh, I forgot to show you guys.

I'm not going to break it because he's wearing. They told me not to do it. He's wearing one of Fancy's favorite shirt. Is that fancy shirt we gave him? George has fun. Oh my God. But I have a one piece t-shirt. He's like my Superman when I rip it.

I get superpowers. And the pussies dried up all across the land. That's why. Yeah, yeah. No, but that shirt looks good. That is a, how do you say it? Say it how fancy says it, the shirt, the name of the shirt, the brand. Unicolor?

No, it's, isn't that, isn't that Dizioal? Desiwal. Desiwal. That's what he calls it, right? That's the brand, Dissigual. Desigual. Desigual. Desigual.

Desiguo. Deciduo. Desiwal. Desihoal. Desihoal. Desiwal. Deziojual. Deziole.

Clothing. Yeah. They only make sure. Oh, blah. Yeah. They're, they, they, they, desi, desiguel. That's it right there. What do you doing?

Desiwal. Dejual. That's what I fucking said seven times, I think. That's what he calls it. We call it, we call it, we call it Dezijuel. So the thing with page is not happening anymore? No, that's a formal. I can only say when she's not.

I'm kind of like in close. Well, she's going to watch this. So why don't you pitch into that camera? Pitch, pitch Paige for a round two. Maybe you can earn something with her in this right. Page, if you are watching this, I'm kind of a nerdy guy. You mentioned that you like nerdy, nerdy guys. And do I have to say?

more of that? Very good. I think that should close the deal. I think you should say more. What can you offer in a relationship? She was looking... What could you offer in a relationship? Go ahead.

Honestly, I don't think I can offer it too much. You have a good job. You have a great family. You're good-looking guy. That's not. I'm decent-looking. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. But she can still... If she's interested, she can, this guy has my phone number in my email. Okay. Yeah. Just let me, just send a message. Yeah, yeah, I don't, I think we, I don't want to put her in a harm's way.

I'm a cool guy. I can say that. I mean, you should have pitched that. You shouldn't say, I can't offer anything. That's what you said. I can't offer anything. You want a round two, go ahead. We're still rolling it.

Yeah, round three. I'm a rock fucker I'm a cool guy kind of nerdy I'm a I'm a cool guy did I say that you fuck hard

I don't know I don't think I can go past you soft fuck soft you fuck soft I don't think I can go past 30 seconds is she okay with her ask

I know you say they call their fans rock fuckers yes oh that's often and you said I'm a rock fucker Yeah.

Because I'm a fan. You mean, cut off the 30 seconds. The 30 second cut that out, cut that out. Yeah, I mean. No, leave it in. I think I can do better in round two. Oh, so you do a nut fast, and then the second round, you can last a minute. But don't blame me if he goes the same way.

Okay. Wow. I need practice. How's this episode been for you? I don't think the hand is. good enough to practice. You want other women to warm up to page? You need another girl to warm up to page.

No, no, I'm talking about myself. Yeah. Well, Carlos is gonna search for an escort in Albany right now. They're not expensive, but it's not pretty. Look the Asian one right there, the number one. I don't think, like, excor. Oh, she's black. Because I need to have that connection.

You're right. Right. You want to fall in love. I want the, you know, the connection of knowing the other person. Right. That's great. But she doesn't know about me, though. Well, she's got to get to know you. And you're a get-to-know guy. We can go eat sushi on a date.

Okay. I mean, I can tell her about some animus. Yeah, I think that's that. Yeah, I said that. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She says that she's half Asian, so... Yeah, you drop the ball.

He's on her blood. Yeah, I think it's dead. I think it's dead. Yeah, yeah. Can we go... What about Ethan? We can't just call celebrities. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's not celebrities. What do you... I mean, if I call Ethan, what would you say? Because I'm a little nervous because this... Not let him do it. You might as well. I can talk to Ethan because he's a guy. But what are you going to ask him?

Because I don't want to call him and then have you, like... I already know. No, that Olivia is not on the show at the moment because of stuff going on right now. I'm afraid to call him, Shaq Hallam? I think you should. Okay. I would just tell him that I love the podcast. It's my number two.

Number two. Hello? Ethan, it's Bobby. Yeah, how are you? You're on the Bad Friends podcast right now. I just want to let you know. Okay, great. How's everybody doing?

We're doing great. We have a super fan here, and he wants to talk to you. If that's okay? I'm expecting something odd. No, there's not going to be anything odd. No, he's odd. He's odd for sure. Okay, so.

I'm not hot. Yeah, you're going to talk to him for a second. He's had some questions to ask you, okay? Okay, go ahead. I'll hold it for you. Ethan. I'm a big kind of. I'm a big fan of the podcast.

I've been watching since the Babe Nation Days. Big, super big fan. And I just want to tell you that I love the show. I don't miss a single episode. Get to the point! You can talk now. No, get to the point. That's very sweet.

I really appreciate it. who are you I'm just just a random guy no no just say your name man what the fuck man why are you in their studio I got I got lucky tell him your nickname they call me they call me the he call me the big C because my name is Christopher okay very interesting I'm just calling because I'm just calling because Because, you know, I think I like Olivia a lot. You said you weren't going to mention her. Go ahead.

So are you a, okay, so you're a fan and you like Olivia. Yeah. Okay, you said you think, like, do you want me to... That's great. I mean, you know, you can like her. It's okay to like her. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, good for you.

Yeah, lots of people like her. I like her too. She's super nice. Can I take her on a date? No, no, no. It didn't work out the way It didn't work out the way I thought It got really uncomfortable

I'm like Okay, listen I'm like Tell, hold on Yeah Percy wait Hold on tell Big C Yeah

Yeah That That um That I'm gonna do everything in my power Yeah I wouldn't I wouldn't Thanks for picking up

I wouldn't, I want to see you soon. I love you. I miss you. And thank you so much for picking up. And watch the age three podcast is one of the best podcasts in the world. Okay. Thank you. All right.

Bye, Ethan. I love you. Andrew, you're there? Yeah, buddy. How are you? Nice to hear from you. Great to hear from you. I know it's, I'm a little, today was weird.

Yeah, today's been weird on the show. And Big C is here. And I don't know if this was a good idea or a bad idea for him to call to talk about Olivia, but he is very excited. So are you, like, a stalker, Big C? No, no, I'm not. I'm actually interested. He's a nerd.

He's a sweet guy. Sweet guy. Just to be clear, you haven't like Googled her address or anything, right? No, no, no, no. I'm not a stalker. All right. Well, I don't know. I mean, it sounds kind of like serious.

I know, I know. I know. That's why I got uncomfortable. So, um, what? Do I need to call the police? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no.

No, we'll take care of it on R. And I apologize for bothering you. Thank you for picking up. We love you so much. And I love you guys. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. I keep dropping both. We're not calling, I'm not calling anybody out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not working out. I got uncomfortable, quick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Don't you think? Yep. Yep.

Yeah. But, you know. I think I ran out of auctions. Those are the two of the ones that I like. Yeah. You know, I don't know. I don't know either. Yeah, yeah.

I don't know if we created a monster. Yeah, yeah. But now I'm out there now. Yeah, you're out there. Thank you both for the opportunity. Okay. Can you look in the camera and say thank you for being a bad friend? Thank you for being a bad friend.

Was I looking at the camera or did it? Yeah Woooo Woo Yeah Yeah Woo Woo

Yeah Yeah I don't know if you can't. I don't know. I'm going to go to be. I'm going to picketka.