Bad Friends - Free Britney & Koreans for Life!

Episode Date: June 28, 2021

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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Woo! White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Woo! You two are something. We're bad friends.

The Patriots playing something else. Yeah. But I didn't know that it was your hometown club. The Reds. The hometown club. The clubs versus the clubs. What year do you think this jersey's from? 1919.

1919? Yeah, yeah. Bob? 319s. That's actually really close. 1919. No, seriously, you're like a couple years off. What is it?

1917. 1917, that's what I said. Yeah, you said 1919. And I can't wait for you and your family. Is your family still in town? Yeah, they're here. Oh, the joy of it all. Did you see the minivan I was driving?

The joy of it all. Is it pleasure? Is it pleasure? Pleasure? Is it pleasure? Is it pleasure to have my parents here? For how long have they been here for over a week? Well, we drove to Northern California.

We went to Carmel. We drove. We drove all the way up there to see the wine country. No. With my wife family. And look at how delicious this Cabernet tastes. It's got a scent of nutmeg and fig. Yeah?

Yeah, yeah. And then we're going to drive back. And watch the big game at four. And then make Bobo wake up from the jet lag. Oh. Yeah. Oh, you. Oh, you.

Oh, you. Oh, you. I have to wake up and do stuff because I'm a 50-year-old man. You know, a job? 50-year-old man. A job. 50-year-old man. 50-year-old man.

You're a 5-0. When I was working in a job. 50 years. Can I finish my? Can I finish mine? You've got like 20 years left. You should be waking up early enjoying the day. Listen, when I.

You old fuck. Jules, let this be a lesson to you. Yeah. When you have a job. She's not in the mood today. She doesn't want to have any of it. Jules, when you have a job and it starts at four. Usually.

Right. And. You. They switch it around on you. You too will be a little upset. Because. Because. Yeah, but that's not what the job is.

Let her. That's not what the job is. Jobs change. What? Times change. This is not this different job. This is the same job. We do this job at a certain time.

Right. And no matter what happens, a game or the family needs to go up north and go to wine country. We don't switch it around. We don't switch it around. Or when you go to Hungary for nine weeks. That's a job. Yeah. If you were working.

This is the job. If you were working at four. I'd be like, fuck yeah. Do it. I am going to work. I am going to work. When you're going to work. Family in a minivan.

I am going to work. Do go to work. Game. Yeah. That no one gives a shit about. Yeah, I do. That is my job to care about my team. Yeah.

That's not your team. It's my team. Is it the Chicago? Yeah. Are they playing? Yeah. I think you said it was Boston versus LA. You don't hear anything I say.

You said Boston versus LA. Chicago. Cubs versus Dodgers. Boston Cubs. It's not the Boston Cubs. We have good news here on the show. I don't want to hear it. It's not going to swing.

Bring up the photo. Chris DiStefano had his baby. But look what he brought his child into the world wearing. A rooty bad friend sweater. How awesome is that? How many babies does he have? That's his second biological child. He has two girls.

Yes. How many kids does he have in the house? Well, three. Because he's got a boy from his. It's not that big of a deal is it? Three kids? He has them. If it was his first, it would have been like, whoa, pop, pop, pop.

You know, this is huge. This is huge. It is? Why? This is a big deal. Why? Because the baby, well, I should have said, I shouldn't have said, girl, the baby hasn't chosen its gender.

And we're going to let the baby decide. So right now he's got a genderless, beautiful little thing. Oh, is that what it is? It's a big deal. No, I should have texted them. The baby has a gender reveal party. Let me text them because I haven't. Coming up.

The baby gets to do a gender reveal party. That's funny. That's funny. I'll be honest with you. Why don't you call him? Call him right now. I'll be honest with you. Yeah.

For some reason, I don't care, but I'm going to call him. You don't care that one of our one of our like closest friends just had a child and brought a child. He got you COVID. His friend got me COVID. You're right. You're right. You're right.

You're right. I still have a little issue, but I'm going to, you know what? You want to see acting? Handsome. This guy is great. I love him. You want to see acting? Yeah.

I'm going to see you care. Here's some acting. Excited. Hi. Hey, I just want to say, man, God, man, I just, it brings tears to my eyes that you're the baby. Is the baby healthy? The baby's healthy.

And actually when she was born, she looked like a, like a small Asian man. So I asked Jazz a couple of questions about her interactions with you and she said, she's pretty certain you're not the father. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I haven't been in the East coast in a while, you know, so I don't think it's mine, but my point though being is, is that, you know, you having a baby is like me having a baby.

It's like Andrew having, it's like a family baby and I just really appreciate it. And I'm congratulations. I mean, it's a life changing experience. It is. Yeah. No, it is to have two, two little girls now, um, really just like reconfirms to me that I have gay sperm and I'm accepting of it. I would, I think it would mean that you have athletic sperm, not gay sperm.

Well, I have at the very least trans sperm. Yeah. Yeah. I guess. So is the baby genderless? Right. Well, they actually asked for the, you know, it wasn't like this with Delilah six years ago, but they asked, um, on diversity certificate, it said male, female, non-binary.

So we asked her and she kind of just vomited a little bit. So we took that as non-binary. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, good.

Congratulations. So we kind of, we're pretty clear about what it is that we love you, Chrissy. Yes. All right. Congratulations. It's a big deal. And it's, it's great deal. So congratulations for me.

And, uh, this is Bob, by the way, and, um, I love you and I'll see you on the back side of things. All right. Okay. Okay. Bye bye. Love you. Okay.

Okay. Trump 2024. By the way, this Jersey is 1917. I just corrected. I was a big deal. You know, I just, uh, it's a really big year. It was a year off. Sorry.

I just wanted to celebrate. I wanted to celebrate, um, uh, Chris DiStefano's baby. More importantly is Britney Spears is what we really want to talk about today. Big deal going on with Britney Spears. Do you know? I mean, it's like asking me if I know is asking me about Meghan Markle and the Prince Harry. I know. I know it all.

You do? Well, I'm vaguely familiar with it. I'm not. I'm not. I don't know much about it. Like I follow Brit on Instagram. I follow her too. I like her dances.

Yeah. I like her dances. I like her part of her conservatorship and, uh, um, what's the guy's name downstairs? What's the guy's name? Downstairs from where? Right here. What's his name downstairs? Andreas.

The other guy. Pete? Pete? Yeah. Are you sure? Pete here? He is. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm here. Yeah. Hey, I'm here. Yeah. Pete compiled some audio for us of Beast Spears. Give it to us, Pete. Let's hear.

Three days later after I said no to Vegas, my therapist sat me down in a room and said He had a million phone calls about how I was not cooperating in rehearsals, and I haven't been taking my medication. All of this was a false. He immediately, the next day, put me on lithium out of nowhere. He took me off my normal meds I'd been on for five years.

Pause. And lithium is a very, very... Yeah, she should. What's with all the text messages and all that stuff? Is that whoever recorded it? Yeah, it's whoever recorded it. It's part of the audio. So her therapist gave her lithium.

They're trying to try. This poor girl has been under... Medication. This is like slave shit, though. This is scary, dude. Yeah. That's scary. They enslaved their own kid.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on in her mind. Well, how could she? She doesn't know. She's been under the influence. Right. So I don't know the specific situations. Yeah. That she's involved.

I don't know what happened for her to the father to go. All right, that's enough. I mean, she shaved her head with that one time, remember, a long time ago? Yeah, and she hit the car with the umbrella. She went a little crazy, you know what I mean? Why did she hit the car with the umbrella? I don't know.

It's like, I don't know what the specifics are. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't know the details. I don't know the details, so it's like, but I believe that one should be free in America. Free Brittany. And she has, you know, her own money that she's earned.

She should have full access to it. But she doesn't have access to it. She should have access to it. Of course, but she does it. That's what's creepy. Yeah, get her the access to her money. And if she is crazy and can't take her, I guess she's gonna die.

Oh, man. You know what I mean? But just let her be free. Let her be free. This is free Brittany. Let me hear some more of this stuff that she's saying. Once you see someone, whoever it is in the conservatorship, making money, making them money and myself money

and working that whole statement right there, the conservatorship should end. There should be no, I shouldn't be in a conservatorship if I can work and provide money and work for myself and pay others. It's totally true. You know what I hear in that? That's really strange.

You know how they say when they like, when somebody like makes it young, or they like kind of manipulate you when you're young in the business and you kind of like remain a child forever, kind of like Michael Jackson. You know how he would talk with like this little baby voice? He's like, she kind of has that baby voice thing.

And it's weird. She's got that like, it's like they trapped her into, like bring up the photo of her from hit me one more time when they made her like the, it was like a school girl outfit. Remember this? Hit me baby one more time. Do you remember this?

Yeah. The music video? Yeah, but I've, can I just say this, but I know fifth year of women in LA that's not like that. I know because something's wrong. No, that's just the way they talk. No, something's wrong. Do you think she's hot there, Bob?

I never, I know it was never into her. 16, that's 16. So they made her a sex symbol at 16 and then they trapped her and stole all of her money. Do you think she'd be stable now in her 30s? Be impossible. They made her a sex symbol for grown men and she was 16. And then they trapped her and then stole all of her money.

Of course she was going to turn out wonky. How could you fix that? They put pigtails on a 16 year old and made her out to be like a, I don't know, mid to like someone in her mid 20s. Like they've made her a sex icon. Yeah. I feel bad for her dude.

She's, that's crazy. It's not as if though she's like, her dad was like, you're going to do this no matter what she's like, I want to deal at it. She wanted to be famous. Young people want to be famous. That's why Rudy is here. She wants to be famous.

Yeah, but that, but that situation. Oh really? You don't want to be famous? Yeah. Yesterday she was like, get the body. Can I take acting class? No. And I go, what kind? She goes, I would like to do, it's a method acting class.

You want to do method acting? I go, I go like Robert De Niro. He's like, yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, look at her. That's how you're acting like that. That's actually good. Not like, that's very good acting. Not acting like that. You're like, so I want the most expensive one

with the young Hollywood and I go, and I go, really? She goes, and she strictly says, I've been working on monologue. Oh, you have? Well, she's been working on monologues. What monologue have you been working on? Yeah. Get her a monologue.

Get her a monologue in a movie. You've been working on monologues? Yeah, she has been. Yeah, yeah. You know Bobby's forcing me to do it. No, he's not. Oh yeah, now, you think I'm like, I'm putting these down.

I'm putting these down. You think I'm putting these down? Oh my God, I see it. No, I'm not doing that. This is the conservatorship. Put up the ship tail. Do the move. Do the move.

Dance. Dance. Yeah, you're going to do it and you're taking method and you're taking, and you're going to make, you're going to be the next star. Method acting. What do you mean, what's method acting? Yeah, what is that?

It's a lot of times, actors will live the life of the character they're going to play. So they pretend to be them all the time. 24 hours a day. 24 hours a day. Like Daniel Day Lewis played Lincoln, and he lived as Lincoln. Like he lived as if he was in the time period.

Like Robert De Niro, when he did Taxi Driver, actually became a taxi driver for like a month. Yeah, he took the license. Yeah, he took the license and everything so that he can, you know. Can you believe that? That's when you really get involved. Oh yeah, training day, King Kong. Let's see you read this.

This is probably one of the greatest monologues, just right there. All right, so listen, let's give you the setup, right? You're Alonzo Harris. Yeah. All right, you're Alonzo Harris. You're in South Central Los Angeles. You've just realized that everybody has turned against you,

but you're actually the bad guy in truth, right? You've really pitted everyone against themselves. So what you're now yelling is, you're trying to regain control and power. So I want you to read this like you're angry and you want power back again. And there's also some, you have to read the whole thing

because it's like you're playing a character. It's a lot. And then some of the words, you know what I mean? You're not gonna want to say, but we'll bleep it. You do it first. No, no, no, no, we're not doing it. No, you have to do it. I guess.

Ah, you. Come on. Yeah. You mother. Get into it. Ah, you mother. Fuck. Okay, okay, okay.

Don't commit. Don't, don't stop. Doing great. Okay. All right. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Yeah, yeah. You, you think you can do this shit, Jake?

You think you can do this to me? Smack your chest, hit your chest. Your motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. Show program. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. Yell it, else we all yell.

The man up in this piece. I'm the man up in this piece. You will never see the light up. Who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the whole team. Yeah. I run shit around here. No, I run shit around here.

I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. You better walk away. Go ahead and walk away. Cause I'm gonna, cause I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down.

And this is the biggest part. Here you go, go. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right. That's right. That was great. That's great. Maybe I will get you an acting coach.

I really, I think so. What's that name? Denzel Washington. Did you not know that? I knew that. I knew that. Well, you, that's one of the best. You didn't know it before, though.

You kind of, I kind of knew it. Have you never seen training day, this movie? Wow. What a great movie. You guys should play that in your house for her so she can see it. Yeah, what a great movie.

Ethan Hawke. Denzel Washington. Do you ever go to the dining cart? The dining cart? Yeah. What is that? So on a sixth street, if you go way past Koreatown into downtown,

there's like a restaurant called the dining cart. It's 24 hours a day and it's tuxedos, like the servers have tuxedos. It's a steakhouse. Bring it up. But you can go there at two, three in the morning and get a prime rib, baked potato. Oh, the Pacific dining cart.

Oh, I know this. Have you been there? No, but I know it. When you said dining cart, I didn't know what that was. But yeah. I said it wrong. Yeah, but I know what this is.

Yeah. The Pacific dining car. Yeah, I know what this is. And but training day, there was a scene with the detectives during the day that was in that restaurant. So I was like sitting that section. Oh, you do?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love being in that section. Is that your favorite little spot downtown? It's my favorite because it's 24 hours and you can get high-end steakhouse food. Have you ever been to Philippe's? I love Philippe's. But that's like more 10 set coffee.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love Philippe's so much. But Philippe's the double dip sandwich. Oh my God. Give me a break. Give me a break. And I just, I like also just waiting in that line and the sawdust on the ground.

I love it. I love it. You know, that's an old elementary school. You know that, right? Yeah, yeah. Mental institution for kids. It was. Yeah.

It was, it was kids that went nuts. They used to electric shot. So back in the, why are you smiling? That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. The kids used to get electrocuted there. Yeah, yeah.

I'm not. So back in the day, in the 50s, they had this police officer named Officer Dool. MacDool. D-U-E-O. Yeah, they used to call him Dooley. Yeah, Dooley. They call him Officer MacDool.

They go Dooley. Dooley. And there was a lot of like kids that were like orphans all over LA, right? And he had a mandate. Capture him. That was actually a slogan. Capture kids.

Capture little bastards. Capture little bastards. Capture the little bastards. Capture the little bastards. Yeah, yeah. And what he used to do is they used to take this yellow bus. Like an old school bus. Like an old school yellow bus.

And they should go around and they should take, like what they captured dogs with. Yeah, like the old, like the old, it's like a belt with a pole on it. And they grab it and they get you. And these kids were like five or six years old and they would like, from behind, their necks would slap back.

And they would drag them. They would go, they would make a noise. Because they get hooked like this and they get dragged and they make, you know what I mean? It hated it, right? Because it was electrocuted. And have you ever seen, have you ever seen in Los Angeles where there's tennis shoes over telephone poles?

Yeah. Okay, that's right. The kids would get in their shoes, would come off their feet. Well, that's where it comes from. Yeah. That's where kids were abducted. America used to put tennis shoes together

and throw it over poles. Telephone wires, yeah. And homage to what they did after the Dooley did in the 50s. The Dooley days, yeah. So then they would take them to the restaurant Philips. Right here. And that's why they call it Philips.

Because the first kid was named Philippe. Yeah, Philippe. Yeah, Philippe Goldman. But now it's just, now it's just, what's so funny? Nothing. Why are you laughing at it? That's not funny.

Because I think you're making it up. I'm like, how would we make something like that up? Okay, then search it. We just said, Philippe. No, like the children. Search the children? Search the children. Search children kidnapped, children kidnapped.

Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. It'll come up. Watch. Boom, there's one of them. That's Philippe. No, go to the images. That was Philippe.

That was Philippe. Images, images. Go back to Philippe. There he is. They're right there in the red. No, no. Right down, down, down. Down, down, down.

That's Philippe right now. That's Philippe now. That's Philippe there. There's Philippe right there. God, that's so sad. Anyway, they used to put all the kids in this building in LA, right? And they used to electro shock them.

Yeah, yeah. All day long, hundreds of kids like that. And let me tell you something. And the electric charge they would send through them, they would push back out, it powered the city. The entire downtown Los Angeles was powered by the electricity, the ACDC current charge that powered all the building.

So the big US bank building. Every time a kid was lectured, it would light up really bright for hours. And also, here's a little tidbit, right? They would put a tube attached to their, you know what I mean, spine. Spinal, yeah, the spine tube. And when they electrocuted,

they would get a juice, like a liquid out of it, the spine. And that's the liquid they make to use ranch dressing. I don't know if you know that. You know how nobody knows what's in ranch? That's it. That's it. Just a little bit of that. And they still have some of the liquid

from these kid's spines. And they make ranch dressing all over the world. Honestly, I can't believe you don't believe that. It's a little annoying that you don't believe that at all. Let me, watch, I'll call Philips and I'll ask. I'm telling you, we'll call Philips. It's the restaurant. Yeah. You know I hate calls like this.

Hello and thank you for calling Philips the original. Starting Monday, June 14th, our hours will be 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. every day. We look forward to serving you. Thank you, bye-bye. Oh, they just, they don't, you don't get to call anybody. Fuck.

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I saw you post the other day about Koreans for life. You're going out to dinner with Koreans. What is this? What are you trying to say? Well, I'm doing a thing. You're working really hard on trying to get into this, stop Asian hate stuff. Well, you know, people, you know,

we've been talking about it and I've brought it up a bunch of times to people about like- Because you're trying to get on the AAPI- Because I was talking about it on my podcast. I'm talking about your people are like kind of joking around, like they're never going to let you in, this and that. And I made that a challenge.

So I've been calling the most high profile Asian actors that I can. So it's extremely disingenuous. No, it's real. No, no, I know, but you don't- No, because- You just want it because you want to complete something. No, no, no, I've been,

you think we were having just dinner? I'm showcasing my abilities. Yeah, no, I know, it's disingenuous. No, it's not. And I'm telling them, I'm showing them that come on- Are you telling them you're doing this only for yourself or because you actually care about Asians? I care about, that's what I think that my voice counts.

I think my voice is going to help. So I've been hitting up, you know what I mean? I got fucking, you know, lines up to all kinds of fucking people, dog. Why don't you just do it? Why don't you just post something about- No, no, no, I need to be included because I like the montage of it.

No, because yeah, you want the, you want the female. You don't want to do it. You know, you're being, you're really pissing me off right now. You don't want to- You're making my neck hurt right now? You're not doing it altruistically. You're not doing it because-

I don't know what the word means, but- I know you don't. You're not doing it because you want to receive positive vibes internally. You want to do it because you want other people to recognize that you're a part of it. Is that true or not? No, it's not, and I take offense to it because-

Here's the thing. You take offense to that? I do, because I have a mother. What does that even mean? Of course, I've got no shit. I have a mother. No shit. All right, and she happens to be Asian.

And I have thoughts- Get out of town. Yeah, I have thoughts. I tell my mom all the time I go, well, you got to be careful out there. There's Asian, hey, she goes, baby, I'm okay. I'm okay, I'll be okay.

You think your mom's getting jumped in Scottsdale? I'm just saying that like now, when I see like an old Asian person get attacked, right? I kind of envision, what if that was my mom, right? Which makes me very angry, and it makes me want to like, say something. So just say something on Instagram. No, I have to be a part of the PCA that everyone else is.

I have to be there with George Dekai and Sandra Oh, and all these fucking people. Why does Ken Jeong and Randall Park and all these guys- Because they're crazy famous. I want to get asked to do a fucking PCA. I will say it, and I will do it. I'm gonna change lives. You know how you're watching one of those things,

and then it's like all these names, and then there's always like a guy in there that you're like, who the fuck is that guy? Yeah, there's some guys, I don't even know who they are, and then you look them up and they have three followers. No, you'll be another one of those guys. You'll be another guy where people go, who is that guy? They'll go, oh, Randall Park.

You're really gonna- They'll go, Randall Park. Oh my God, it's Ken Jeong. Oh my God, it's another Asian actor. And then you'll go up there, and then some people will go, who is that guy? You know, it's so funny, because that feeds into why they're not asking me.

Why? Because I'm a nobody. That's fucking- And thank you for feeding- Don't play the victim part. Thank you for feeding that old cape in my head, right? That's what- Shut up.

You know what, you're a piece of shit friend, man. You know what the problem is? You know what the problem is? I don't think that I'm sensitive, not that I'll be bullshit. There are things that you know that I'm sensitive about, and you bring it up. There are things that I know that you're sensitive, no, just listen to me.

Don't complain about not being famous enough. You're getting nothing, but we're- You're bi- I wanna be the piece! All right, well then, how can we do it? Can we get a campaign going? You gotta ask me! I'm a part of the community, just, just, just, just-

You know how fucking funny it would be if Rudy got in the, in the AAPI thing? No kicker out of the house! She would no longer have a place to live! Just ask me! I know. So I- Look, you deserve it.

You deserve it, and all jokes aside. But I think you need to make your own, you need to do your own thing. And then like, I, so I called David Cho and Stephen Yoon. I know. Gun, we went to dinner. Did you do his show? What?

David Cho doesn't even have a show? I did his show. The FX show. Long time ago. No, no, FX, doesn't even have a show on FX? He did, the thing, the footage that he has is from years ago, and he's now releasing it.

Oh. Yeah. What do you do on it? I just go to his house, he paints on my body. What is the point of the show? He paints people. No, no, I'm serious. He's an artist.

I know who the fuck he is. But what's the show? Is the show about his artistic creation? No, he just invites people to his house and he paints them. Huh. It's weird. Okay.

So anyway, I bring the, these, I'm trying to reach for the stars and I go, you know what, I have some weight here, baby. I want to call Dave and Steve, we go out. And we're at dinner and I go, hey guys, you guys do those PCAs? They go, what the fuck are you talking about? PSAs.

Ah, I said it wrong. That's why they don't know what you're talking about. I said it wrong. They might have thought you were thinking about a dish at the restaurant. I've never had PCAs. That's why they're like, what are you talking about? I go, never mind.

Because, because they weren't, but I, what is it? PSA? Public service announcement. Public service announcement. Yeah, we did this last week. We did, we did it last week. I think so. So what I'm going to do is, the next round of meetings

that I have, I have a bunch of people, I have my lines out. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to get, you know, try Sondra O's, some of these types. She's huge. Yeah. And I'm going to ask PSA. PSA.

Do you guys do these PSAs? Well, do you know what AAPI is? Yeah, American Auto Pacific Insurance. That's right. Okay. Okay. Right now, use the code BADFRIENDS10. BADFRIENDS10, you'll get 10 payments for free with American

Auto Pacific Insurance, AAPI Insurance. Yeah, what is it? You don't know what your, that's what the PSA that you're talking about is AAPI stuff, Asian American and Pacific Islander. Oh shit. I should write that down too. You know how fucked up that is that like the white guy knows what that is?

Yeah, yeah. Did you know what that was? PSA AAPI. You didn't know what that was? Yeah. This is why you don't get the campaign. This is, this is- That's what they are.

This is why I have friends that can give me information to help me. Oh, so you're using the white man again and then you're pitting myself like- Oh, really? Yeah. You're using- You're playing that card. Why are you playing the PCA card?

Why are you beating shit out of fucking old Asian people on the street? I've never hit an old Asian woman. I'm just saying you tell your friends though. Not to do it. It's not right. So they did, David Cho and Steven, that's not why I called them. How do you say his last name?

Yen. Because you corrected yourself. Is it Yen? Yen. Y-E-U-N. So, you know, they may or may not be on my 300th Tiger Belly episode. That's tight. Yeah.

That's why- But you did this whole Korean post that was like Koreans for life. I didn't know what to say because we're in Koreatown. First of all, that is so funny. That restaurant. Mm-hmm. Parks, have you been there? We went for your birthday.

No, that's- Parks finest. No, there's two parks. So there's a Filipino park. So many parks. There's a billion of you guys. There's a Filipino parks. That's Filipino food.

There's like a park that where- Parks finest. That's what we're talking about. Yeah. On Sunset. The old one. Yeah. But the one that- the real Korean barbecue parks- Is downtown.

Is on Vermont. So you've never been there. No, I don't go there. It's the best Korean food. Probably in terms of Korean restaurants, Cho Sun and Parks is probably one of the top. Cho Sun I've been to. Yeah. Cho Sun's great.

But Parks is great. But the other- Is it new? So when you walk into Parks, right, on the side of the wall, there's the lady that owns Parks and with celebrities over the years. Oh, bro, for a second. When you said she's on the wall, I thought you meant she's like- Hanging on the wall. Like she's a part of the menu.

Like they stuff the old owner and she's just standing there. Or she's like, it's like a Euro thing. Like one of those Euro things. She's spinning. This is slice the meat. Would you like to take some of Ms. Parks' foot? Yeah, so- There it is right there. Yeah, so on the side of the wall, it says it has all these- it has her with clown posse

and- ICP. Yeah, and all these celebrities are like, what the fuck? And then none of me, right, at all. And I go there all the time. So what I had a fan do, right, is do it. I know. I had a fan go up there, frame a photo of me, and actually put one up, and it's still there.

You're so dumb. Right? It's still there. But it's not with Ms. Park. It's not. So when I walked in there, David goes, you know that he- and she goes, I know. And that's why I have not removed it. Oh, she knows about it.

Did she get a picture with you? So then she's like, let's do a real one now. So that's what that was. So now you have a photo up there? Yeah. Oh! That's kind of fun. Yeah, but I had to bring in one of the biggest artists and one of the best actors in there

to get one. Yeah, you had to have- I brought in fucking- Korean ammunition. Yeah. And she didn't even know who he was, Steven Yeoh, when it was in our house. I go, do you know Steven Yeoh? She's in the house.

He goes, I don't know who he is. And you- And you want- But we gotta take acting classes. You gotta take acting classes. We'll get you- we'll get you fitted with the biz, bro. What's wrong with you today, Jules? Yeah, there's something wrong.

Nothing. Yeah, there is. I can feel it. No, I'm just tired. Man, this house- this house of sleepy people is just fucking- No, I think what- I think she has a lot- because she has a lot going on. What do you mean? She's done with school.

That's right. Do you have nothing going on? Exactly. Are you going to summer camp? No. We should send her away to camp. You know, parents send them- Jules has such a good life if you think about it.

100%. Is she right? She's like, I'm going to get, you know, a $300 haircut, she just gets one. You know what I mean? Right? Is that not- Your life is kind of smooth and easy. Yeah.

What else is going on now that you're done with school? Are you doing anything? What's the summer entail? We have a foster dog again. Okay, that's not a thing that's happened. That's just a- Oh, it is a thing. And it's-

I know, but it's not like- It's bothering me. It's bothering me. What- why? Dude, it's like- bro, I told these girls I go, before I go to hunger, I looked at them and I go, no more foster dogs. We have four dogs now. It's a lot of dogs.

And three cats. It's a lot of cats. They promised me, you know, we're not going to do it for a year now, right? But- So when I was in Hungary, they tried to sneak one in. Mm-hmm. Right? They tried to sneak one in, so by the time I got back in the town, the dog would be

already out the door. Right? That's actually kind of smart. But guess what happened? It stayed. It's still here. Because they couldn't get anyone to get it. What kind of dog is it?

Dogo Argentino? Hmm. Pitbull. You know, the ones that- They're always mixed with pit. No, but the Dogo Argentino are the ones that they use for fighting. Fighting dogs. Yeah.

Ooh, let's call Michael Vick. He might still want that dog. Look at that dog. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got one of those. With a pit. Look at the middle picture. She's so sweet, this one, though.

They train these dogs to fight. These are the ones that fight, huh? Yeah, but this one, right? Our dog looks just like that, right? Mama? That's white. Yeah, she's white. And she is one of the sweetest dogs you've ever had.

That's right. That's sweet. Do Sandra Bullock on Ellen Korean Foreskin? It was a rotated on TikTok. Today, I saw it, like, this morning or yesterday. She talks about doing micro-needling. Do you know what that is? Bob?

I mean, when I make love to women, that's what they call it. That's cool. Play the video if you can find it. She basically admits right there she got a penis facial. Yeah. This is a couple years ago, but it, like, kind of went untalked about for a while. But essentially, you get a micro-needling, which is, like, little tiny nails, and then it brings your blood to the surface, which is, like, really healthy for your skin.

And then they can inject all sorts of stuff into your face. Yeah, but what are they putting in there? Listen, she'll tell you. A couple months ago, my hot one put it on there. People just had admitted to that Sandra Bullock and her. Let's skip, okay, right? Yeah, she's... ...facial in New York.

Yeah. This way in which... Well, it's this way in which one forces through micro-needling, it's like a little roller with these... Some of you... I mean, I think many of you know it. And it pushes through the skin and ruptures the collagen and then boosts it. You look like a burn victim for a day, but then it's...

But then it pushes the skin... What are you pushing into the skin, Sarah? Sandra? Sarah? Carrie? What are you pushing into the skin? Well, you push in whatever the facialist would like to insert into your pores. But what is it?

It is an extraction from a piece of skin that came from a young person, far, far away, and they somehow figured out how to extract... It's foreskin from a Korean baby. It's like... Pause that. That's real. She's putting Korean baby penises in her face. And there are Korean babies, thousands of them, going...

Where is it? Where's my penis? Where's the rest of my penis? It's right here. It's my cheekbones. How do you say penis in Korean? Yeah. How do you say penis in Korean?

You know, I don't... Gochu. Gochu? Yeah, yeah. Where is my gochu? It's right here. Right? And I'm going to tell you this right now.

If I was one of those Korean babies, when I get older, I'm coming to LA, I'm knocking on the hard door. Yeah. Want it back. Just grab her face. Take it out. Take it out. I want it back.

How about this? Yeah. We can start your AAPI PSA campaign. Yeah. You know, that's what I'm... That's the new campaign. No more Korean... Fuck the Asians being violated against...

That's the real crime. Because Korean specific. No more Korean foreskin facials. Yeah. No more Korean foreskin facials. No more Korean foreskin facials. No more Korean foreskin facials. No more Korean foreskin facials.

No more Korean foreskin facials. Dude, if you don't want to participate in an AAPI campaign... Yeah. ...and stop Asian hate... If you don't want to be here, get the fuck out of here, Jules. No more Korean foreskin facials. No more Korean foreskin facials. No more Korean foreskin facials.

There we go. I mean, it's like... Minimal. You don't have to go to the protest, okay? Isn't that insane? It's insane, dude. That you put baby penis skin... And by the way, we're all laughing about it on the show.

Yeah. Ellen, that's crazy, Ellen. Yeah. No, that is fucking crazy. Or how about this? Can we do this? Can the Koreans get American babies foreskins in their faces? Only fair.

I bet you that exchange is not there. Doesn't happen. You're not getting the white fucking... You can't get white penis skin. Yeah, you're not getting the white. There's not much. But you want the yellow Asian one. Because it's good.

It's good. Because it's blessed. Maybe that's what it is. Because it's more blessed. The white one, the white baby foreskin. Garbage. It makes you look older when you put it in your fucking... You age?

When you see you age. 20 years. By the way, when they cut... Are you circumcised? Yeah, bro. When they... When they... I still have mine.

When they circumcise... You sell it to Sandy. I could. You could. It's pretty old though. So what? It'll still be good. It'll still be good.

All right, all right, all right. When they circumcised me, they saw what was left and they asked my mom if they should put it back. They asked if they could put it back. Why? Because it was so tiny that they were like, it's going to be tough for him. Should we put it back down? Right.

Right. They were going to put it back. You see... You know I have it. Did you make a decision? Yeah. They don't ask the baby that. Should we cut it?

Should we put it back? And I was like... That is so weird that they cut baby boy's penises. Yeah. Isn't that gross? First of all, can I just say... Let me ask you another question about this. About this.

I don't know what... All I know is this clip. Okay, but let me just ask a question. But I'll answer it anyway. So... I imagine you're in Korea. I'm a Korean baby. You're a surgeon.

Oh. You deliver babies. You're a doctor. Got it. Right. Baby's born. You clip the fucking force again. Whose idea is it at first to go, maybe this could go...

Well, you know what's so funny? You know what's so funny? What happened? He clipped the force again and then he put it on his cheeks. One of the surgeons. And as a joke. As a joke. Did you mean everyone's laugh and the nurses go...

Skin look beautiful. You look 12. He put a bunch of little baby forcekins all over his face. Yeah, as a joke. Yeah. Right? Oh, look at me. Look at me.

Right? And maybe everyone's... Wait. What is it? Buffalo Bill? Who is it that puts skin on? Yeah. So he puts it on his face, right?

Buffalo Bill. And he's doing a little funny... Look at me. Look at me. Everybody look at me. Right? And then everyone's kind of... And then one nurse goes, hey, you look young.

What is it? Who was wearing skin? Was it Buffalo Bill? Who was it that wore people's skin? Buffalo Bill. Buffalo Bill. Buffalo Bill. Buffalo Bill.

Buffalo Bill. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they were like, we can make so much more... He played the sound to the lips. The music. Goodbye, horses.

Oh, my God. Oh, God. That's only going to make us laugh, but that was funny. So we found out how Sandra Bullock got it. That's the origin. That's how we got it. I think, yeah, look at me. Look at me.

By the way, what if the surgeon did the Buffalo Bill, the tuck? The mangyna? Buffalo Bill. Buffalo Bill. Just... Bluetooth. Oh, this is my favorite thing to put in my mouth, my friend. Yeah, baby.

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Oh, she does? This is the beginning of the thing. Oh, I don't know. Is she with Kate Blanchard? Is that what they said? In the beginning of the video, go to the beginning of the video. No, she doesn't mention Kate. Just go to the very beginning.

Right there. That's Kate Blanchard, right? Yeah, it is. Kate Blanchard admitted just that Sandra Bullock and her went and got a certain kind of facial in New York. Kate Blanchard and her. You just spent months. I could have asked her at lunch and let's just look at her like me.

By the way? They'll look at her all mean, like during lunch, right? Mm-hmm. She's just kind of talking to me and she kind of looks at me and goes, what's the matter? Let me look at your, let me look at your, let me look at your eye and I kind of poke at it. That's my fucking cousin. One hand.

You feel your penis with one hand and her face with the other one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. I could have asked her though. You know what you should know? I would have never. That's why I'm uncomfortable. Email her right now.

I don't know anything about, no, I don't have her number. No, no, no. Go ahead, Kate. Just check it in. Yeah, yeah. Did you get my cousin's penis on your face? Yeah. That's insane.

That's why they look so good. Yeah. That's why they, I'm telling you. Oh my God. The joke used to be they drink baby blood? No, they took baby penises and put them on their face. Yeah. How many kids did she adopt, by the way?

She adopted like six brown kids. No, not Kate Blanchett. Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock did. Sandra Bullock. God, Pete's skills are, uh, yeah, he's deteriorating. They're sub-sub-par. Sub-par, yeah.

We like them, but he would have got out of the job. Proud mom. Excuse me, people. She adopted daughter. How many kids does she have that she's stolen from another country? Don't say that. Don't say that. I'm kidding.

She's doing a good service. No, it's a good deed. Yeah. It's a good deed. It doesn't matter. Pete's not going to find it. It was insane how many celebrities at that time were adopting little brown babies. It was like a trend.

I think it's still a trend. Who's doing it now? People still do. I mean, it's not as if Sandra Bullock's kids are like 18, that some of them are still. She did it, and then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jaloy did whatever. They adopted all of them already. Yeah, they just. They're just trying to have new ones born.

It's called Africa, and they were like, send them. Yeah. I mean, it is cool to see though, Brad, back when Brad and Angelina were like together, and you would see shots of them at the airport, and there's like 15 kids just walking down like a horde, like an army. What we don't know is what that they're employing those kids. They're making them build stuff. They're making shoes.

They're making little kicks. Little Nikes. No, they're not. So what if you open a pair of Nikes, you open the tongue, and it said, made in Brad and Angelina's basement? So there's only right there. There's two Asian kids, a young black girl, and then three whiteies, I think. Those are biological.

The three whites? Look at them. Yeah, they're biological. God, they're paler than I am. Yeah. And the two Asian kids, I didn't know she had Asian boys. Do you know them? I should tell them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. What are their names? I think one of them is Levi, no? No. What's it? I don't know why. I can't say Levi.

You name your kid? One of them is called Jinko, and the other one is Levi. Is that Levi? Levi and Jinko. No, the names are Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Vivian, and Nox. Shiloh's an organic one. Vivian and Nox are organic, or no? Pax has got to be Asian.

I think Pax is Asian. And then Zahara is obviously the young black girl, I imagine. I imagine. But how do I know? Yeah. Pax, Angelina, Jolie. Oh, Pax is the Asian boy. Yeah, the older Asian gentleman.

I don't know how old this guy is. I mean, just imagine. Where is Pax from? Just also imagine this. Maybe she got him as a baby to get his foreskin. Dude, if he's Korean, I'm going to lose my shit. He's not. You can tell just by looking at him.

Yeah, he's not. He's Vietnamese. Is he Vietnamese? Pax nationality. Yeah, he's Vietnamese. Vietnam's son. Yeah, yeah. But do they have good foreskin, too?

Well, I would say it might be not as good as, no. Can't be as good as Korean. That's going to be as good. You think it, Vietnam is good as Korean? It's really good. It's really good stuff. Well, who's the best then? Who has the best foreskin?

I think that we're all equal. Is this your PSA? Yeah. Look into the camera and talk about who has the best Asian foreskin. The best Asian foreskin, you know, in my opinion, is all Asian foreskin. The more you know. See, I'm good at it. Yeah, that was good.

I can do it. But imagine, though, imagine, though, the odds, you're abandoned. You're abandoned Vietnamese baby at an orphanage, right? And there's probably, what, hundreds of, right? Thousands, maybe. Right? One kid goes to, like, a fisherman, right? In Canada.

In Canada somewhere. Another kid goes to, like, some plumber in Ohio. One goes to Florida. Yeah. And then you go to... Brad Pitt. And Angelina Jolie. Like, it's like, it must, does the baby know, like, you know, when they go, you, and the...

Does the baby know? It's gotta know. I'm a millionaire! Yeah! And all the babies, oh, you lucky! You're lucky! Does he know? He must know.

He's gotta know. Yeah, yeah. And all the babies, they must be so jealous. That baby gets to fly first class. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Probably the same. Let me, like, five babies are adopted in the same day.

But they take the same flight. But one of the babies is just in first class. Oh, no, the other babies walk by the other baby. The little baby's up there like this, in first class, like this. And the other baby's walking. He has sunglasses already. Other babies are walking by like this. Smoking is a martini.

And he's like, he does a peace sign like this. He goes, back of the plane! Yeah. That's a hot baby, baby. How fucking lucky! Yeah. I mean, but you know what? Yeah.

Pax deserves it. Why? Because you don't know his story. Oh, you think, how about this? Because you know, they visit the fucking orphanage. Yeah, they take him back. And they walk around, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and they look at all the kids. There's no way they're just going, just send me whatever.

No, they go, ugh. So you have to showcase. You have to showcase. As a kid. And if you're not good, you're not gonna get the good one. Nope. You have to show off your skills. Yeah, yeah.

Like dancing. Yeah. As a baby. You know what I mean? Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Yeah, he's just oil painting. Oil painting.

He's playing on a piano. Yeah, yeah. A concert. And they're like, oh. We'll take that one. We'll take that one. And the other one's just like. Like that.

No, get rid of that one. Throw that one in the well. No problem. Yeah. Wow. It's just sad that we're learning a lot of history here. We're learning a lot. We're learning a lot about the whole thing.

Can I say something about the Googling and the skills of Pete? Because I want to make a little mental note. A fan sent us something. Yeah. Let's just. Last week, the guys cut the episode so bad. So bad that Pete was on camera for four minutes. I didn't even know what that was.

This is how. Look at how bad it is. Yeah, yeah. Look at this. You sat on her couch and you guys just chatted about it. Yeah, it was cool, man. Was it deep in philosophical? Yeah, it was deep.

It was. Yeah, cause you know. You know. I'm asking you a real question about your trip in Hungary. We're getting into something right now in the episode. Meanwhile, we cut to these two goons. Goons. Now look at this.

Now, pay attention to Pete's face the whole time. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, I know. Well respected. She's talented in her own right. I'm not discrediting her. She also happens to be married to one of the most talented writer, director, producers in the history of comedy.

One of my idols. Same. I wanted to work with him once and it was, it was the coolest thing I've ever done. What would you do? He had a show on HBO called Family Tree. I did an episode of it. Look at his face. Me and Matt.

You know Matt. I love Matt. We got, we were, we were Confederate soldiers. What is going through his head? I don't really like my life that much. I'm not sure I want to be here anymore. Is today the day? It could be.

I stick the shotgun in my mouth. I cleaned it and everything. I've reloaded it four or five times. I should just do it. Today is the day. And now he realizes that it could be. I have children. Yeah.

But you know, I'll leave him a couple hundred bucks and I'll watch this little smirk here. He's thinking about it deeply. He goes, that's enough money for them to get by, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me do the math. 200 by six years if I'm dead for, yeah.

Wait, wait, wait. This was what's on YouTube? Yeah. And then he's, wait, wait, go back a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, go back just a little bit. He realizes right here that he could kill himself and get away with it. Watch this.

Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. We're winding a little bit. Yeah. A little bit, yeah. Instead of killing myself, I could kill my family. Oh, Pete.

Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Dude, it held on these guys for like three minutes. It's so crazy. That's so funny, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I could kill my family. No, that was me, him going, I'm going to go eat at Fat Burger later.

Yeah, he's thinking about his meal. Yeah. He's got a lot of people like him do. They think about murder and then they immediately go to. Yeah, yeah. Maybe I'll go to Philippe's later. So who made the decision? It was a creative decision.

No, let me say it. It was Andres. Andres did it. Look at me. I am dead serious when I say this. There's other people that can do the job. I'd like to make him either get fired or take a leave of absence. I'm putting in my vote right now, the fire room, right now.

But guys. No, you don't get to vote. It was very successful. I don't care. I think you need to take a time out from the show and I'd like you to leave for a while. After all I've done for you guys. Can we just do a vote, please? Yeah, let's just do a vote.

Okay. Who votes that Andres should be fired today right now and lose almost everything he's ever worked for. You go first. Jules. Jules. I want him to stay. You want him fired. That's one for fire.

No, stay. One for fired. One for fired. I myself need him fired because I want him gone bad because I don't want to work with him anymore. I want him to stay. Okay, so two fired, one stay. Yeah. Pete is the deciding factor.

Pete, you're better. Pete. Watch us hold on this shot for an hour and a half. I vote yay. That's three fired. It's been fun, Andres. Take a hike. Take a hike.

What? I quit. Oh, you're going to quit? I know. You already fired you, dude. Yeah, you can't quit once we fire you. You should have quit this morning. You're fired.

Okay. You know what? Fuck you guys. Is he crying? I'm not crying. I don't need this shit. Is he crying? No, you.

Fuck you. Hey. Hey, come here. Come here, Andres. Come here, come here. No, no, no. You're not even funny. No, no, come back.

Hey, don't slam the door. Why'd you do that? I wanted him gone. No, but she said it. She said fire him. I wanted him to stay. You said fire him. She said stay, dude.

I said stay. No, she said fire. I said fire. You said stay. Pete said fire. Pete, you lughead. I just want to get ahead here. See, that's how they do it.

He moved up. That's how they move up. I'm not going to miss the guy at all. Yeah. He wasn't good at his job and we don't need him anymore. Dude, have you seen Sweet Tooth yet? That's a pretty good show. Sweet Tooth?

Yeah. Who's that? Who's in it? It's, I don't know. That guy from SNL is in it. Bring up Sweet Tooth, please. He's really good in it. What guy from SNL?

I forgot who has Sweet Tooth. That right there, dude? Bob. Yeah. Is that the image right there? Will Forte. Oh, I love Will Forte. Yeah, Will Forte.

Wait, what's the, it's a Netflix show? Yeah. We did, I saw all eight episodes. Really good. Look at the trailer. So Sweet Tooth, and what is it about? I think you'd like it because it's a little fantasy for you. I like fantasy.

You're more like, no, you're more like grit. I do like grit stuff. This is kind of, there's very kind of light, but it gets dark, but there's like. Wait, go down. It's a, it's a concept that's, I don't think you're, see the trailer. But it's starring, Forte's name isn't even in it. It says Noso Azane, Christian Covery. Well, how come his name is not even on there?

Josh Brolin? Oh, James Brolin? Yeah, his name is on there. Look at the cast, my thing is he's third up. Oh, that's weird. Yeah. Well, Forte way down there. Yeah.

He was great. He is great. I think he's, did you ever see, did you ever watch Last Man? I love Last Man on Earth. Yeah. He's great. But I feel like if you were born a hybrid, you'd be half hyena. Antelope.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tell me. Um, whatever they were in Gremlins. That's not, that's so cute.

Oh, Mogwai, you mean? Mogwais. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'd be half Mogwai. 100%. Bring up a fucking Mogwai and tell me that's not you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me a Mogwai isn't Bobby Lee, a hyena for sure.

You know what a Mogwai is in Gremlins? Oh, they're so cute. This, tell me this is not Bobby Lee. It totally is me. They're good. There's Gizmo. Isn't that Bobby Lee? Yeah, yeah.

That's Bobby Lee. Yeah, yeah. They're cute, cuddly. Yeah. Stinky. They're so smelly. They're so stinky. And they don't wash because they can't be around water.

Yeah, yeah. I'm a Mogwai for sure. You're a Mogwai for sure. Yeah. Uh, what would Jules be? Uh, Jules would be, um, marsupial, some sort of marsupial. Marsupial. Some sort of marsupial.

Oh, I agree with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree with that. Or what about those ones in Papua New Guinea? Whatever the ones with the big eyes that like cling to the tree. Yeah, and they had the big ears. What are those things called? What are those called?

Big-eyed, big-eyed monkeys. That's what you are, the big-eyed Papua New Guinea. By the way, that's the name of our band, the big-eyed monkeys. Yeah, those guys, those guys. What is that? There we go. That's you. Yeah, what is that thing?

What is that thing? Tarsier. Tarsier. Oh, Tarsier. Tarsier. Limited. Yeah. Cute.

Okay, so listen. Uh, this is the Mogwai, speaking of the Mogwai band, I want to show you that somebody sent this to me. Do you know there's a band called the Bobby Lee's? Yeah, I do. You've seen that. It's not based on me. But how can you sue these people?

But it's not based, they're not, they didn't create the band because of my name. I know what's suing these people. Well, no, I won't. I like the fact that they're called the Bobby Lee's. But what if they're music you don't like? No, I listened to it. They're pretty good. Oh, they are?

Yeah, yeah. Well, then should we go see the Bobby Lee's live? I just, I want to know why they're called the Bobby Lee's. That we need to find out somehow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so listen. If anybody has contact with the Bobby Lee's, we want to find out why they have his name. Is there anybody Asian in the band?

Look. Of course not. No. Okay. Well, click on the band. No. Nobody looks Asian. Yeah.

But they look... This looks like Pete's family. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But they look like people that I would hang out with. They look like they're not. Well, where are they from? There's a garage punk to Bobby Lee's named after vocalist Sam, formed after vocalist Sam and moved to Woodstock, New York.

Took a suggestion from a friend to recruit her new bandmates. Cool. All right, well, if anybody can connect us to the Bobby Lee's, let's link up with them. Yeah. What if we could get them to play the opening music for the show? That'd be great. That'd be awesome. If anybody knows the Bobby Lee's, please let us know.

Please connect us. Yeah. Because we want to link up with the Bobby Lee's. We could just reach out to them. All right, we got to get your campaign going. Thank you for being a bad friend. Get your campaign going. Thank you for...

End it with your campaign. You want to do your PSA. Okay. Asian Americans in this country are being attacked, harassed, and beaten up, frankly, in the streets of America, and we are American, just like any other American, and this needs to stop. That's it? Yeah.

I don't know. So, please, put away your bully clubs, golf clubs, all the other clubs that could hurt other human beings to penetrate their skin, and stop shoving them around with this concrete, right? Because they run our laundry mats, right? They run our liquor stores, restaurants. They run our sciences. Not all of them.

Yeah, but they do. Most of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They run our NASA. There's NASA. A couple of NASA. Not a lot. They've been to space.

No. They run their teachers, professors, lawyers, doctors for sure. Doctors for sure. Yes. Doctors for sure, right? Yeah. And don't feed up a bully club, a doctor. Don't do that.

That's not right, right? And then say... And then they massage. Where else are you going to get your massages? You know what I mean? Your feet are going to be stanky and rank if you get rid of us. So, hi. Hi.

Hi, Bobby Lee. Hi, Bobby Lee. Want to stop Asian hate. Want to stop Asian hate. And I'm supporting... I'm supporting AARP. AARP. Yeah, thank you for being a bad friend.

You're here, baby. I know. I'm in such a bad mood. Why? Put on your headphones so we can talk. Because I had to get up. Because you had to get up to come here? Yeah.

At one o'clock in the PM? Yeah, but I'm still jet lagging. Post meridian. It was a week ago you've been back. Yeah, it doesn't last that long, I don't think. We usually do it around four. I know we do, but it's one o'clock, you know? It's not the end of the...

I don't go at one. You know what I mean? How long does jet lag last? A week. This says jet lag anywhere last from a few days. Typically. One day per time zone crossed. So, nine days.

It's been just that. Yeah. It's good to see you, Bobby. Hold on. Okay. I've... well, we've got some great news to start out the show while you're... Whoo! Woo!

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