Bad Friends - Happy New Year 2025

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

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And so we put together a little Fancy B compilation, if you will. I mean, I did it myself. I'm the one that edited this whole thing. And that's because I wanted to show Fancy how much I really appreciated him and loved him for the new year. So enjoy, bad friends. What's your deal? Why are you so uppity and throwing darts at people?

I don't know. I just feel good. You fool. There's our server. Hi. Hey. Hi. Hello.

Oh, so you do hosting. It's a one man shop. Do you cook as well? I do. Oh. Okay. Are you Argentinian? I am.

Wow. Okay, wow. So do you have any specials? Chimichurri steak. Chimichurri steak, that's all you got? That's it. Can we get a menu? Chimichurri steak. That's all they serve.

That's all they serve. Okay. Well, do you guys want to put in a drink order or something like that? Do you want something to drink, Dominguez? I want a lemonade. A lemonade for Dominguez. You have lemonade, first of all,

because you only have chimichurri steak here, so what are the drinks options? It doesn't seem like you would have lemonade. We have wine. Wine. And water. And water. Okay, with lemon.

We can put it lemon you can put lemon in the water yep or the wine would you like water lemon water yeah well that's the vice I don't drink I don't drink so I'll have just I guess a water okay I don't really want wine I'll just have some water as well are you sure there's nothing there's like nothing else back there? We have Energy drinks. Oh, oh What brand we have red balls? Perfect. Perfect. I'll have a sugar free Red Bull. No only with sugar Oh, okay. I'll have a regular Red Bull fine. We'll take we'll take those. Yeah. Thank you so much What a weird restaurant. I mean honestly just chimichurri wine. Yeah, chimichurri steak

red Red Bull and water water That's it. That's it. I don't know how this business So Dominguez. Oh, yeah, sir, and we'll just take three steaks obviously because you we fucking can't choose anything cuz you can we can we medium Okay, do we have an option? Oh, yeah, can we do medium? No. Yes medium. That's the only thing you do Yeah, I like medium rare if that's possible. No, they only have medium. You can just under cook it a little bit.

They only have medium. The chef doesn't like suggestions, so. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So I guess we'll have three medium chimichurri steaks. I'll have a red bull. You want a red bull?

Three red bulls, water, lemon water. Water's all around. Yeah, but no lemon for mine. No lemon for his please Yeah, no ice in mine, please if you could yeah Did you get all that? Let me write it down. Why don't you? Memorize that can you repeat it back to us? We make sure you memorize that I was with a woman. We have to go on.

We're making out. First base. Then she stopped. Boo. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Her body, her choice. All right, yeah, yeah, her choice.

Her body, her choice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice, right? Her body, her choice. And then she looked and she goes, I just, I'm not attracted to you. Yep.

And she goes, you're fat, you're fat. No. Yeah. No, that's boo. She called you fat? And I go, oh. She didn't realize until that moment. Okay.

Damn, Lyle. For Lyle? Are you playing a character right now? Yeah. That was fucking. The Menendez killers are hard, dude. Saturday morning, I woke up, so I went to the Valencia Hotel, spent the night there.

Went to the store and then spent the night there to give Dan a 40 year cake. I saw the photo. At his men's meeting. 40 year sober anniversary cake. Shout out Dan, he's awesome. It was great because. It looked like a supermarket cake.

Didn't miss that, I'll tell you that. You're really gonna fucking piss me off today. I'm not in the mood to fucking play right now, dude. I mean, what does one have, number one? Do you know how a meetings work? No, okay So every week and Carlos can back me up, right? You look like a supermarket cake So this is how it works was it Was it this is how it works. Where was it? Was it Ralph's? I don was. This is how it works man. Where was it? Was it Ralph's?

I don't know, I didn't even look at the cake. It was Von's? Yeah, this is how it works. John. Every year they do like a, you know, they do a group census, consensus, not group, a group meeting where they nominate people that do like chairs.

It's always a newcomer and they go, who wants the cake commitment? Some newcomer raises his hand, I'll do it. So every week his job is to go to anywhere and buy a cake and bring it to the meeting, right? I don't know where the fuck it's from, but that's not the point of the birthday. I see.

40 years of surprise is a huge deal, man. That's why I thought it would be a better cake. What? What? Dude, what's wrong with you? Dude, I honestly. Dude. Wow. I love it. I think he was spraying shot. I think he couldn't hold it in. Wouldn't you go in your pants if you couldn't hold it in? No, I'd go right in the aisle like that.

Really? You would? Well, yeah, the way these prices of these flights now are so absurd, the least you can do is let me shit on the floor. What? Someone what? Andrew. Just stop for a second.

We really should cut that out. No, no, no, here's the deal. Yeah, you're right. He was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and Dumber radio show. He was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and Dumber radio show. He was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and Dumber radio show. He was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and Dumber radio show. He was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and Dumber radio show. He was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and Dumber radio show. He was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and Dumber radio show. He was attempting to I know here's a deal. Yeah, you're right He was attempting to do a joke

From a dumb and dumber reference. Oh, it didn't land. Well. I didn't like it It didn't make any did you just do dumb and dumber on SOS VHS or something with me and so I think that there needs to be a Boycott I agree so the boycott is this that was your last straw friend That's it you and I will never do his stupid show again, correct? Well, we already did it once unfortunately, we gave him a favor never again. Give that mic to Carlos aside I want that facing Carlos now on Carlos. Yeah. Yeah face you there we go I can't have this guy just yab yab and into the mic about miss because and it was gonna do gold

Yeah, I could feel it as building up as his sidekick Because Andrew was gonna do gold. Yeah, I could feel it as building up as his sidekick As a psychic. Yeah. Hi. Yeah, I was feeling gold coming on and then you my friend You fucking put a fucking damn in the middle. Well, let's give you another chance to do this bad joke What is it? Go ahead. Yeah, so you say what you were gonna say No, no, no, I want to hear him do it No, you but he had to interrupt you that the timing is impeccable. Don't worry. He'll interrupt me like he always does. So, so yeah, it was a Delta flight. Someone was someone did a dumb and dumber thing there.

Now I know you're editing this, but I want you to slowly punch in on yourself. Slowly zoom in on how dumb you look right now. Thank you. You're so white. You're the fucking whitest friend I have. You're so fucking white. But I never go in there. He's a Twinkie.

Okay. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. Oh my.

Oh my God, dude. That's a lair joke. That's so good. Holy fuck. Give him credit, dude, that's a layer joke. That's so good Give him credit dude. What the fuck did you call me dude? You are the Twinkie of this show. Holy shit That's so good. You may explain Twinkie for the Viewers that doesn't know and I'm a Reese's peanut butter cup. Yeah Yeah, you are I really am so tell me what a Twinkie is my friend. Yeah, what do yeah. So tell me, yeah you are. I really am. So tell me what a Twinkie is, my friend. Yeah, what do you mean?

To the audience, what do you mean by Twinkie? What do you mean by that, buddy? It's like yellow on the outside, but white on the inside. Interesting. Interesting. Cause I grew up in the suburbs. Wow, dude, Twinkie is pretty good.

There's no legacy. There's no legacy. Yes, there is. There's no legacy. There's no legacy. Yes, there is. There is no legacy. Look, let me say something. Who was one of the best comics that died in the last 10 years? Patrice, right? Yeah.

None of the kids know him. That's not true. That's not true. They don't. I think, okay, you're naming someone who's... Well, if you have no hours out, maybe there's no legacy. Uh-oh, that's a shot. Oh, no Look at me. Why don't you look at me when you said it?

Took the shot Yeah, take the shot if you're gonna take the shot take the shot you're gonna shoot a guy in the back Yeah, that's what you know you shoot him No, he did do the sucker punch. Yeah, yeah, that was locked up to you look at you boom and punch you without even just say it you fucking go ahead And I was just saying the legacy thing You know that you have to put Outside of Rogan's Club though, I don't know if you saw this there were black Israelites Do you know what this is goop Creek? Do you know you know what a black Israelite is? Looks like an African Jew to me.

Okay. There was dozens of black Israelites yelling in the streets. They were the original Jews and they were screaming at people and they were wearing purple shirts just like those shirts right there and they were screaming at people. That's exactly what they were wearing. That's it. That's what Beyonce's backup dancers were at Coachella. Is this at Coachella?

I think so. Wow. There's the trumpets they're not holding. Or Wakanda. So these individuals. Did you just hear what he just said? That was so fucking funny. Oh my God. Holy shit.

Wakanda? Wow. This is the sniper. Yeah, yeah. Choo, choo. Tom DeLong is being inducted into the Poway High School Hall of Fame. Tom DeLong of Blink 182.

By the way, the thing that I was upset about was there was another woman that was inducted into the Poway High School Hall of Fame, Tom DeLong of Blink 182. By the way, the thing that I was upset about was there was another woman that was inducted who, I don't think is famous. None of them are. Well, Tom DeLong. He's the only, he's the first guy that's famous that is actually in the Hall of Fame. Well, maybe you need to do something like that.

Important work. Something for the community. Oh, you think I'm not doing important work? For them. If I was, honestly, if I was gonna do a real oh hot dog restaurant, right? I'd have to figure out, I want, number one, I want it to be quality.

Oh yeah. Like where do we get the dogs? What do you mean, they're 100, we got 100% From China. You know, you're lucky that was funny. That was so funny. That is not okay. Yeah, that pause though was me laughing.

Because I was hoping, but then I'm also offended. Guy, guy dude, every once in a while dude. Very funny. Dude. Uh oh, hot dog. Yeah, from China. I mean, dude, the timing. Let me see here you say, uh-oh, hot dog in Spanish, Spanish style.

Uh-oh, perrito caliente. Well, here's the deal. Yeah. Part of the growth of a child that we've seen is that the support from the parents makes them believe that they can do something. So he's tricking his kid into thinking he has the ability to do a lot of stuff. I'm raising him as a genius.

Honestly, it might work to a degree, until he has to take a test. Yeah, but the ones they realize they're not, they go into, you know what I mean? Great depression. They go into comedy. Or they might, yeah. Or what did you just say? What did you just say? What did you just say, filmmaker?

We called you a filmmaker. You're a filmmaker. You're a filmmaker. You're a filmmaker. You're a filmmaker. You're a filmmaker. What what did you just say what'd you just say filmmaker? Filmmaker you think you're so great I'm not doing the short we work with scumbags All right, so what do you want to say about Joe Koy what I want to say is is that um I thought he did a good Job at the Golden Globe. I'll tell you why. Joseph. Joseph. Joseph. You guys know Joe Coy, don't you?

He had 10 days to do this thing, right? It was a risk. He did the best he could. I thought that they didn't do him any favors in editing. Live. Okay. No, but what I'm saying is editing, like cutting into the audience and seeing some reactions that that's what I meant. Oh, right, right, right. I understand. That's what I meant. Okay. No, but what I'm saying is editing, like cutting into the audience and seeing some reactions that where's what I met. Oh, right. Right. Right.

That's what I meant. Okay. All right. They didn't do any favors for him. And it's like cutting to the person he is mentioning. Go ahead. Finish. I don't want to go. No, finish. I don't want to continue. Please. I want to hear you. You really you're really on my last nerve. Please I want to hear you you really you're really on my last nerve Headed to her nice. Do that's a celebrity, dude Yeah, she is oh whoa You don't have to nobody help do that here your own don't that don't know that you don't want to fuck do the hair It's fine. Don't do that here then throw it down or just put it wherever just hold it You know Andreas when I die And I look down because I will be looking Andreas, when I die and I look down,

cause I will be looking down at my services and my funeral and stuff. Oh. I think he means cause you're in the casket. I know, I think he means I'm in hell. I think he means in the casket. No, no. That's what I think we would.

But coming to America, being a fat Asian guy and getting white chicks and Mexican, all this, it's harder. That's the fucking key. It's challenge. That's really difficult. And I feel like I have the highest body all this is harder. It's challenging. That's really difficult. And I feel like I have the highest body count I think. It's easier when you pay though. Wait, are you talking about your body count?

You know what? I'm trying to come here with positivity, dude. And you're just a little chokes, dude. I'm going to let them slide today. So on Fresh Prince of Bel Air and sitcoms, when the audience is laughing, there's an actual audience there? There is. And then what they call sweeten it so they they be sweeten it they sweeten it they put more laughs on top of the lab We're also the audience gets it. Uh-huh right so they kind of protect they get they play along almost like that's

What it's like this show we laugh all the time we're gonna turn off your mic any second Yeah, it's bullshit then, what you're doing. For me gambling is, um, I'll do it for fun. Yeah. But I'm not, I don't think about I'm gonna win money. Yeah. That's, they're full-time gambling. Andres, no for you, right? Yeah, I always have inside information. Actually, do you guys wanna know how much, can you guess how much? On the ground works, the people don't know about that, you, Andrew and I can buy in on. This is gonna be a new segment called Andres is on the ground.

Yeah. Andres on the ground. Finance advice. Finance advice. Already. That's a, finance advice. I'm not convinced, I'm not convinced. I just saw a matador in my head.

Pull up, finance advice. Andres, finance advice. Do you need advice? Say, say, Bala, bala, bala, bamba. Let me hear you say that. Bala, bala, bala, bamba. Have, yeah. Do you need advice? Say, say, Ba-la-ba-la-ba-la-bamba. Let me hear you say that. Ba-la-ba-la-ba-la-bamba. Have you ever heard of Richie Valens?

You are tone deaf. You've never heard that song before? Ba-la-ba-la-ba-la-bamba. It's not like that, it's Ba-la-ba-la-ba-la-bamba. Don't fucking correct us. If you correct the host again. I don't know, I can't continue.

You stepped on his toes. I can't continue, I can't continue. Five times. You talking shit when Bobby walked in. Oh, it's, it, Ba-la. I thought they were just going Ba-la-ba-la-ba-la-ba-la-bamba. But I guess they're, they're at work. You stepped on his toes five times. You're talking shit when Bobby walked in. I thought they were just going, but I guess they're saying something, but who gives a shit? Yeah. So parabailar la bomba. And how awful does that sound? Parabailar la bomba. Necessitita una poca de gracia. Say it the way that you know it. Say it the way you know it.

I was just doing it. No, the way you know it. Oh. that you know it. What? Say it the way you know it. I was just doing it. No, the way you know it. Oh, better. Better song. Yeah. Creating a banger. Right. Right. Let me ask you something. When you guys went to Africa and stole all those black people. Yeah. And you're putting them on the ship. No, you guys invented that. Mm-hmm. Am I not right? 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, why did you push them in the middle of the ocean?

You know, if they were a little sick or whatever. What was that for? What was that all about? Testing. You're testing? Yeah. Oh. Can they swim?

Pfft. Pfft. Oh, so you thought you heard a stereotype. Exactly. Right? And you were like, maybe it's wrong. Well, was there a control to your experiment? You had to have a control.

Yeah. Can Spaniards swim? Most of them. Yeah. For the record, I never had anything other than a clear coat or a buff. But you can't buy your kid a guitar and be shocked when he becomes a rock star. You know, you're showing him the ropes. The kid the kids gotta run. He's got a fly right? It gave me like you gave yourself a ukulele and you learned how to play the electric guitar and now that's what he's doing

That's what he's doing. I thought it was tape at first almost like Michael Jackson like yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's not that Yeah, it's not that I don't know what the fuck that is right? But anyway, dude. You know I've never had one yeah Okay, I also want to let's just throw you want to get fucking beat up after the show the Kardashians They only date black guys except for the one Which one I don't know the name. There's one girl that doesn't play dead black guy She's married to the guy the the white guy on the show Courtney. Yeah. Oh Travis Barker. I mean he painted himself in up. Oh my god. So now I look outside inside the house right and I see three men side by side like this in a power circle. There's no room to get there's no room to

get in. A triangle. A triangle. Right in a triangle a triangle right of sadness a triangle of sadness thank you so much yeah you know even Koreans have a guy that has slang that's the slang guy so this the Spanish people have that guy do you have that fans yeah they're called Mexicans that's what that joke is so good that joke is so good. That joke is so good. It made me not laugh. It was so good. It made me so jealous.

It was so good. I paused. I paused and I let it absorb. For people that don't know, Neil Strauss wrote this book called The Game, and it was basically a way of negging. It's the secret to negging, truly. It's like pretending you don't care, kind of insulting girls. It's nagging them So one of the things in it is you know me if you see a group of girls at a bar and the one you like

Right don't pay attention to her right all right be nice to the other three right and then kind of rip her apart a little bit Yeah, you're right that hairstyles 80s, huh? And then go back to the girls right right supposedly that's gonna get their juices were flowing it doesn't work They spit in your face. Well the I had a girl spit in my face the kids to be good-looking yeah Fuck him up no no don't leave How many fucking slams are you gonna do this fucking episode? How many slams? It wasn't about you I went on a date with a girl from Los Feliz and at the end of the date I turned, I go in to kiss

and she went The Cobra You got Cobra'd I got Cobra'd too? You got Cobra'd The Cobra Whoa dude We started drinking and we're like, we'll have a beer and then we'll leave.

Then we talked to a bunch of these women, we got really fucked up, we started dancing. This woman's like, you guys gotta come back to my house. I'm divorced and I have a whole house to myself, we can all party. And this woman was very, very sweet. Sweet. What is that?

What does this mean? Bad breath? She was bad looking. this mean bad breath she was bad-looking what was the rustle that had that as a thing she was not a she was not a and I think was John Cena she was very nice we We call them in Spanish. We call them shrimps What what? Why you can take the head off and then it's bueno She was a shrimp what part of Spain is fancy from? Southern. That's not true. Okay, shock it.

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