Bad Friends - Happy New Year 2026

Episode Date: December 29, 2025

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And you know what? 100%. Exactly. Matarla. So get yourself some dominoes today. Hey, bad friends. Here I am in the Bahamas. Just wanted to say, happy holidays, happy new year.

I hope it's a good one. Can't wait to see you guys next year. Thank you for coming along for the ride. We've had such a good time with you. We love you. And most importantly, thank you for being a bad friend. Happy New Year and bad friends family. We are skipping this week's episode because we are all scattered around the world.

But we didn't want to leave the year without showing you something that you guys haven't seen yet. We shot the following footage almost a year ago when we went down to San Diego to support Andrews special. It features a lot of embarrassing moments for myself, so enjoy. Happy New Year and I'll see you all in front. 26. Thank you for being a bad friend. We're here at the Pendry Hotel. We're waiting on Fancy and Bobby. I believe Andrew's here.

My car's right there next to the port. Yeah, we're feeling good. We're hungry. We made it an hour ahead of time. And we'll see what happens. I need to go pee now, though. I don't know where the fucking bathroom is. How did you?

Good to see ya. How's your room? Good, good. Yeah. This is what it's going to be like. Oh, great. This is why you want. This is what it's like.

Yeah, the closer the better. The closer the better. Apologies, my friend, but the hotel is not allowed for public professional photography. Oh. Only smartphones are fine. Copy all right. Right. So we can say Victor Laugh.

Andrew's down in five minutes. Okay. Bobby. Hey. We're at the hotel right now. Stay here. Wow. Yeah. Celebrating you.

He's staying in a king suite. That's the tough ward, the whole... He doesn't have a bad house. That pisses me right off. Bobby's meeting us there. Okay. He'll be here in probably 25 minutes. You got cooked for you already.

We ordered steak, yeah. Anyway, huh? What's up, babe? What's up, babe? How was it? Where's the, uh, the head? Hi! Is it gonna be British, back-up?

Yeah, yeah. You're doing your fucking gayed up and Goody's impression, dude. What the fuck are going on there? Yeah, yeah. Where do you smoke, Dr. Johns? Just say that. Very good. All right.

I was taking two heads and lay down to the side strike. That's open, so we're gonna get that. We need to plate. It's insane. It's in so. Yeah. He's already doing that, dude. No, I'm not.

No, I'm not. You know what he said to me. He said he lied and said... We're good. Thank you. Do you guys want another cut of meat or no? Does anybody need more food? I'm gonna make pet of cheese, though, right?

You're still hungry for me? Are you still hungry? I'm good. I got that sick. Yeah. Absolutely. He just works the ball around. Why?

Bobby's not going to the first show because he needs to jerk off and just kind of hang out. He parked at the wrong hotel. and yeah waiting for the car now we're back as a family waiting on this fucking car hi what do you do hello oh where's where's Lowe watch this there you go fans there he goes there he goes there he goes there he goes go go go go there we go there we go there he goes there he got one shot Oh, watch that, who, watch that belt.

Hi, love. How are you? Good, good, good. Nice days. That's my only choice. That's my only choice? That's great. All right, cool.

Thank you guys. Thank you for running out. Where's that little body? He went to the hotel. He's gonna come for the second show. Oh, second show? He went to the hotel, he's tired. He wants to go hang out and take a shit and a piss.

Okay. We're leaving without you? Yeah. All right. I mean, let production know that we're not having Bobby on the first show. No, he's not going to come to the first show. He'll be here for the second show. All right, cool.

Thank you. Oh, me, Bob. I did know that, though. I did say, when I called him today, I was like, there's no way you're going to do both, huh? Yeah, he asked me last night about it. I was like, dude, I know. I knew he didn't want to do balls. But I don't blame him, dude.

Driving all day? I mean. He's probably into. Yeah, Carlos. It was supposed to be a oneer. Where are we going? You know that I have to cut some stuff right now that escapes my radar because of you? When editor's nice?

It's like he's in. Huh? No. No. Are you serious? That's fucking crazy. I'll pay it, though. I don't do a shit.

Thank you. Thank you. Just one shot. Dude. No, then everybody's gonna... Yeah. Don't put that on the picture. Don't put that on the picture.

That's fancy. From the beginning to Last year we saw a little tip around the round. The calm before the storm. That's what it feels like. Run that back, Turbo. Yeah. I feel like that get back, yeah.

No, I got a real real issue for this catch, yeah. I got a real man. I'm my ass. Knicker. Because I got my skinny sag. Nick. I tell they kids I with a passion. No.

If you want to. I want to see you go yeah go out there what do you do no I want to see his he's saying he wants to sit in the audience oh I can also put you at front of house any anywhere where I can see him a seat there's there's single seats for sure yeah there's two shit this ain't good this is not good say that right when you guys name I got a shit this ain't good ladies and gentlemen hello hi hi hi All right, guys. Ola, San Diego!

And what'so San Diego? You're ready for a good show, baby! I can't wait to come on, see. I can't wait to come on and see you guys. I brought a special friend with me to start the show. Ladies gentlemen, put your hands together right now for Mr. Zach Townsend! Hey, San Diego! How are you doing it?

I'm not going to do it today. I must be a good for you. Hey, San Diego. How are you? All right, all right. That was pretty fun. I was awesome. I wasn't expected that.

Because I thought I could have all the jokes, but that one is make out of me. Did we go down this way? You can go on the stairs. Oh yeah, let's do that. That was it. Yeah, that was the author. For sure. Yeah, I just...

Yeah, like he does always spend any time with us. Bobby wants to get picked up right before the next show. Just chill with us for a second. It's cut. Why is Meredith from the office on this hallway? It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. It just explodes. It's a Latin. It's crazy. He's crazy. I'll tell you all about yourself, in a week or two, there's a bad health. I could tell you. I could tell you.

I could tell you. I could tell you. Yeah, dude, make sure you get this shit. This is the cool, this is where the cool shit happens. Bring back the cool shit, dude. This is the moment that we can have some fun with for this. And at the list to bring up the story tomorrow. Oh, Bobby's at the hotel.

Oh, he's walking now? Hey, Bob. Yeah, I am. What time, though, 9.30, right? Okay, I'll see you then. That Andrew wanted me to text you that. Angel wanted me to ask if you were awake. No, don't walk here. Don't walk here. There's too many people.

It's very far from the hotel. Don't walk and I know you just want to see girls. Alright, cool, I'll come get you. All right, I'm coming. You're such a silly mood tonight. What's going on? One shot? Yeah. One opportunity.

Carlson is gonna make love to me in Miami. What? Yeah, dude. What? You see you gonna make love to me in Miami? No, you brought that up and then ask me if we would. I'll tell you why I won't have sex with you. Why?

Your fucking breath is so bad right now, then? That's insane, dude. I vape-mouthed. Did you hear it smell his bread from there, right? It's my god. No, I would never tell. It could help paint off of a house. Dude, that shit is like, dude, that's like...

Wait, I do have a question, that. Pepelepoo is? Pepeleleu? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't say like that in America, but I think I know. You mean the skunk? Yeah. All right.

Why did it come down here? It's his last. Why am I coming down here? We're celebrating Andrew. I know, but he's doing his show. Yeah. I feel like I was manipulated to come down here. You were just asked twice.

What? You were just asked. But it's like asking, like, Andrew, come to my weekend. Like, why would I do that? Well, it's his last one before he tapes. Oh, that's right. And it's just a good celebration of Andrew. Oh, he still has Boston.

Well, when is he's taping next week? No, in a month. In a month. So this isn't the last show. Yeah, yeah. It's not. Yeah, can you turn the other way? Thank you, Carlos.

And he's like, let me. Oh, my narrative. Are you opposed to breath mints or gum? I do. It's a vaping. Do it now. I don't have any. Oh, my God.

Well, it's vaping and also, you don't eat enough, so it's your stomach acid. Thank you, McCone. No, well, I mean, like, it's not a good thing about that. That's not a compliment. Yeah. No, not eating enough is a compliment. No.

I eat once a day. Bobby, can I see you? Please turn around. I'm begging you, please. Can I go to the Jake Paul Super Bowl party with you? Yeah. Hell yeah. Why are you not, you're gonna be my guy, right?

Yeah, yeah, I'm just asking you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna kickball. Super Bowl party. You know who talked to me today on a FaceTime? Oh, that girl, the, the, the, oh, your friend? Yeah, dude, dude, dude, she's so beautiful. She's so beautiful. Because you think it's gonna turn into something else.

No, but here's the thing. Like work. I have feelings, and I'm not gonna be able to get her, and I like the pain. I think that's what it is. It reminds me of when I was early, my early 20s. Yes, this is like me and . Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah.

It's a pain I haven't felt, and I kind of like it. I know your longing. I love longing, dude. So if she, like, I want her to break my heart. All those are people? Yeah. Oh, my God. They don't know you're gonna be here.

Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna drive them crazy. I'm not. Yeah. They're all Andrew Franz. Look, they're all better looking. When we do it together,

And these are her as good-looking fans here. All right. Thank you, Stacey. Thank you, Laura. I got a place for you here. Let's go, Bobby. Bobby. Hi.

I'm just smoking. I'm just talking about it. Bad friends. Yes. Oh, he's going out to smoke. Of course, yeah. What is the smoking? Oh, yeah, we know. Thank you.

Where is the smoking area? It looks like that door Zach kept going through. I thought he was going outside. Yeah. I don't want to see him going outside and meet with a fan. I think it's an alley. Right. Yeah.

This is crazy. Breaking news. What happened? The Mavericks have traded their star. Looka Dodges to the Lakers for Anthony Davis. That's actually insane. It's happening live on camera. on camera. That's kind of cool. It's like you caught the first point with the tower.

Exactly. Yeah. Ooh, woo, woo, woo, that's up, oh. You want to do 15? What do you want to do? 10. 10? Yeah. Go to the bathroom report.

I want to talk about some business. I want to talk to you about some business. You'll go now. You'll go now. Look, if you want to grab a beer, this is here at the bottom of the bottom of the Here at the bottom of there, there's like hiding in a mid-ultra. Yeah, grab up. Why would you come over here?

Okay, close this door, guys. So we didn't get you in there, though. Bambuzel. You got Bermuzel, no. Honestly, please close the door. Yeah, yeah. Please, please, honestly, I'm being real. Close the door.

Are you getting me a babe up? What are you guys doing there? Teaching him a lesson about life. lesson about life. They call them life lessons. Yeah, little lesson, huh? Yeah, and this little piece of shit. This little guy, this is sick, six, that's fucking... What I say earlier?

What I say earlier? What I say earlier, man? You said white people are the devil. Yeah, and you got another thing coming, dude. Bob, what does he have coming in his name? All right? Everything, dude. You have fucking no idea, dude. You know what I mean? Hit him hard.

My fury, dude. You want to see Korean Han, dude? Give it. No, don't bow to. Oh, look at that, Bob. He took his shoes off for you. You son of a bitch, dude. You son of a bitch, dude.

He asked me, he said, do I take my shoes off when he walks in the room? Yeah. Well, this boy... I don't die, huh? Our fans are our fans. I bet you 50% are these people are not my fans. It's such a wrong thing. It's so insane to say.

No, because you have your own fans. I know, dude, but they're all bad friends fans. Everyone's a bad friends fan. They're all of them. Literally all them. If they're my fan, they're bad friends. Yeah. And you have so many of those belly, whatever that it is.

No, but they all watch bad friends. I would hope so. Yeah, yeah. It's a better show. Well, I mean, it's a better show. Honestly, dude. That Sesame Street clip was phenomenal. What?

That Sesame Street clip, we were in naming what racist Sesame Street characters are? Oh, really? When you were like, what did you say, fucking Grover, or, I mean, Cookie Monster was Armenian? I did. Brombron give me the cookie bill. Broblah, what the cookies! So funny.

You know what it is? You know what San Diego, just like it always has done. So many Mexicans, it's great. I know, but it's also weird. They're really more into stardom and fanfare or whatever. What do you mean? Like, when I'm walking down the street,

it's more of a thing. Like, when I walked into the American Comedy Company, they couldn't believe I walked in there. Like, when I walk into a comic company, they don't want, like, Ice House, they don't even want me there. No, that's not true. I know, but you know what?

They have an era-wise. But you're out of town. They can't believe you're doing. No, like, I was smoking in the patio yesterday. And the black lady came up to, she goes, no smoking here. I go, where do I smoke? She goes, out in front. Yeah, I go, you know what, Johnny, plus I said I could smoke in the side.

He goes, well, I have to talk to him. I go talk to him. And then John, you know what I mean? Like that kind of thing. But I want to walk to the American Comedy Company. They're like, oh, my God. You know what I mean? It's like that respect.

You get respect everywhere you go. But he doesn't like you, dude. I like Bobby a lot. No, but he doesn't like you. he's learning right now so he's figuring out i'm good looking he said i was ugly outside for a white guy didn't we look the same you're great now yeah we look the same yeah we're the same guy yeah we're the same guy no no dude like i know for an asian guy like there's steve yume right and there's me you have santino there's you you don't mean

you're the bottom's chapter of the white candy you think he's the bottom The bottom? Where's Carlos? He's Mexican? For Spanish or Mexican? For a Spanish? Top. Yeah, yeah.

What about fans? Top. Yeah, because he's the kind of guy that like, you know what I mean, he's in the war room. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? He's not on the field. Pushed that button. With your breasts?

Soldiers don't have dress. He lost a bunch of weight. That doesn't better. It's a milky breast, dude. Yes, who did. He's eating chips. Get in here right there, dude. You little piece of shit?

Do you know how expensive that's going to be? Hell yeah. I don't see if that makes any sense. Sigma Carmel or anything. Well, well, they get two starters, 80, and they get first-round draft pick, too. That's pretty good. Is it three-year-old trade with Utah?

Utah, too. Oh, I didn't see that. See, I just saw Davis. Yeah. That's still fucking great. I mean, it's fucking beautiful. Keep going. No.

Are you talking shit? Mm-mm. He's talking. He's dancing. I love it. He'll go on that little... He will watch. He'd be terrible with him.

Yeah, that's, yeah. I'm walking around with no leech. There's any boss who's not all right. What's not all right? I'm just going to be in a bar. I see how much money on make you off. Hey. Listen to this.

What, okay, so. What? enclosure would you rather fall into? The mountain lion, the baboon, or the black bear? Black bear? Why? Because black bears aren't, you can be louder than them and they'll go away. Black bears aren't getting grizzly there. But baboon. Baboon would rip your face off. That's the last one I'm going to. Why baboons though? Monkeys are so scary. Why because they're smarter? They are so strong and they have human hands and they will just grab you in the fucking. Why can't I rip their face off first? Yeah, why don't we ever do that to them?

You know what I mean? After a bamboo gets done with a human, two weeks later, the humans like their eye is here and their mouth is here, right? Everything's all tubed out. You know what I mean? They all fucked up, right? But the baboon's fine.

What if I rip his fucking shit off? You don't think that, man? No. I bite him. I bite his face, dude. What about a hyena? Would you fall in a hyena trap? Yeah, I'm hyena scavengers.

Yeah. It's like a coyote, I bet. So you don't think a hyena will fuck with you? I mean, over the other options, yeah. I think a black bear actually probably still could fuck. What about lion? Lion or baboon? Baboon.

I mean, the monkeys are just so scary to me. You rather do lion? Do lion. It's scary, dude. But lion is more, it's a cooler way to die. What? Cool a way to die. Oh, I couldn't do it.

Fifteen years ago, I ran into this guy. Shut the fuck up, sir, black office. I remember this guy, like 15 years ago, and I saw the new room and I just knew when I saw him perform, that we were going to be friends. We did become friends. And we chape my luck, and we have the best podcast in the world. And honestly, like, I trusted more than English.

He's family when they do. And he's South County is a great after. right now for that she's really good a little great special is doing another session next month not for that I do a special because you're talking about me and honestly I think I'm being in my love family like he's family and he's the best guy ever guy is Andrew Santino

gave up Thank you for me. That's amazing. That pub was insane, yeah. How about it? How about it? You're really? It's insane.

That pub was insane, yeah. It was insane. Yeah. He looked up with Nintendo. What's your sense? He's a grinding question. You need to talk to someone? Yeah, HR.

I can't. I tell you this is how I met, Bobby. This is exactly how I met. How I met him. What? What? What's up, baby? You come around this cub often, baby?

What's up? Huh? You want to hook up, hook up? No, no, no. No, no. What's up? I like this jam, baby. What's up, baby?

Huh? Want to get a corn dog? Let's go get a corn dog. Let's go get a corn dog. What's up, baby? Oh shit. Dude, you're Thor. You're like Thor, dude.

Bob, it's so good to see you. You're like Thor, dude. You're like Thor, dude. What? That's some news. The first show was somewhere before. Yeah.

What is the HR? The first show was just tight, they're just going to say what I'll do it. No, no, I can't I just didn't work and I was like,

I don't need it, yeah, I was like, I was like, when you were going back before that couple of the end when you were a kid,

I was like, it was a perfect of treating for that kid in that business. Yeah, you didn't you missed it. Yeah. No, she was frightened.

Did you think you get that shit? I'm trying to give him something. That would have been fucking great. My name is, you know, fuck it in my door, right? You know, so nice. Yeah. I'm straight to the whip.

Look what, have a cigarette. I just don't know, man. No more. About what? I knew, man. I just want to fall in love, you know? It's a, it's a deception, isn't it? It's not real feelings.

You felt it before? It dies eventually. So to you. Doesn't mean you're not right. Maybe you're right. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Ah! Ha ha! Yeah. Woo. Woo. Yeah. Oh, yeah.