Bad Friends - Hut, Hut, Straight Up

Episode Date: January 12, 2026

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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude. I'm an Asian dude. You two are just... You two or something. We're bad friends. Yeah, what's up?

What's your energy today, I don't know, dude. What's wrong with my energy today? It's not mindful. It's not grace. There's no grace in it. All right. Yeah, yeah. It's aggressive.

You come up with a hat down, you know what I mean? Dude, I'm not Taylor Swift. You have to act like that? You know what I'm not? What's side? Inglewood. Uh, Shytown. That's where you're from?

You've never been to Inglewood once, genuinely. I know where it is, though. Where? It's south from here. Is it not? It's by Watts, dog. I've been to the Watts Towers. No, you haven't.

Yeah, that's where I got my water. Have you ever heard Watts water, dude? Yeah, dude. Is it good? Yeah, it's filled with Kratom and all kinds of juicy things. Oh, I love Kratom. This is a big thing, the Watts Towers. You know, this was built by.

these were actually, people thought they were an art piece, but it turns out. I thought there was water in it. That's what I thought. Did you think? No, no, I knew that you thought that. You thought it was a water tower? Yeah, I thought it was a water tower.

I've never really seeped into the Watts Tower. I was lying. This man collected loose pieces of the, because the train runs behind it, right? Isn't it from, he took parts from the train? Mm. And then I think the rumor was it was art. but it turns out

it's actually the meetup point for Epstein people a core steel rebar and wire mesh covered with cement, mortar, decorated, mosaic of recycled found materials. It's one of those conspiracy blacks. You know that movie? With Julia Roberts, was that the movie? Oh, the Pelican Brief.

No, no, not that one. I love that. Where Denzel plays like the conspiracy black. Is that him? David, did he ever play conspiracy black? What is conspiracy black? You know what you think of it? Exactly what you think it is.

Exactly what you think it is. I don't know. I don't think. Yeah, you can go inside their house, everything's tinfoil. You know what I mean? That's just normal. Yeah, yeah.

That's conspiracy. Yeah, but he happens to be black. Oh. Yeah, yeah, there's conspiracy whites, too. I got it. Yeah, yeah. I think there's majority are conspiracy whites. I feel like more conspiratorial.

You can't find that movie. I think it's called conspiracy theory. You know why Bobby's in a good move. Do you want to tell everybody? What? What? Nothing. Come on.

What? I'll say it. Bobby has been. or has gone on a few dates. That's not it. A few dates. That's not it. With Erica Kirk. She's grieving.

And you know, to me, I'm so empathetic, right, that I need to hold her. Yeah. I'm grieving, Dave. Have you seen some of those, like, videos with her and her eyes and stuff? It's wild, dude. That's not what I'm talking about. Man, you're in Canada, another banger. Yeah.

Siege. There's only so many movies where conspiracies come up and Denzel's in them. Really? Did I tell you? That's like every movie he's ever done. Yeah. Did I tell you that we tried to watch Benjamin Button? Well, you have to watch it backwards.

It's better that way. We tried to watch. It's normal that way. It's so fucking bad. Like, watch it again in this era. I remember back then we were like, oh, it's wild. It's groundbreaking. Because when I saw it, I was in the theater.

I was like, oh, my God, we're in the future. Dude. Remember? I can't believe it. It's so bad. I mean, look at the. Fincher. Yeah, but look at it.

So bad. It's so weird. It looks like he's wearing a Donald Rumsfeld mask. Oh, yeah. It doesn't look real. It doesn't look real. It, dude, it's so weird. We tried.

Look at that. Look at that. We watched this movie won an Academy Award. Wait, wait. You saw it with whom? We watched it at the house. It was just on, and I think it was on like HBO. Yeah.

Whatever. You know, when they're like, you're, and I was like, I don't, this movie was so long ago. I was like, I'm going to watch it again. Yeah. Dude, 20 minutes. I was like, I got to get out of here. It was tripped. Look at that.

that. It was tripping me out. That's insane. How am I supposed to come with that going on? It's insane. He turned it to Mitch McConnell. It's little Rudy. Here's another one. Meet Joe Black. Oh, dude. Do you like that one? I used to. Yeah, yeah. Watch you. If I rewatch that again, it's like, he's an angel, right? Yeah. You like peanut butter? Yeah, what is that? What is that? What are we talking? It's a little quirk. You know what? I just... Yeah. How about almond butter? Why peanut? Why peanut butter?

Why peanut butter? He's so hot, though? Yeah, he's still, have you seen him now? He's even hotter. He's hotter now, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I saw like some new girl he's dating. They had a picture of them together on the internet. And I was like, God, it never breaks, huh? Yeah, look at him.

He was born that way. That guy is built. He is built different. Built for speed. Oh my God. Vroom, vroom. Vroom. Look at that, dude.

I would just literally, it's like a fucking futon. Yeah, I mean, I would lay on him like a futon. Yeah. Wouldn't you? No, really, Pete. I know you're not gay, but... Absolutely. Would you?

We don't know. Yeah, yeah. If you walked in your house, Brad Pitt happened to be naked laying on your couch, you would lay on top of them. That's your instinct. I'd get naked immediately. Immediately. And I'd go, let's compare bodies.

Stand up, Bradley. I think at one point I'd be like, what are you doing in the house? What are you doing in my house? But you say that after you're naked. Yeah. After you have sex with Brad Pitt, you're smoking a cigarette in bed and you're like, how'd you get in my house? Exactly.

You don't ask before, never. Never. You just do. You just have to let it be. Yeah. That was from F1. Did you watch F1? No.

But do you think he knows he's hot? Yes. Brother. Do you know your Asian? Fuck, I do. Yeah. Well, it's the same thing. Oh, fuck.

It's the same thing. He knows it. Here's what it is. Yeah, yeah. I forget sometimes I have red hair. It's the redest hair I've ever seen. But I have red hair. I know.

It's so mutant-like. So, like, he must forget sometimes he's hot. But then look in the mirror and go, I'm hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so. Every morning you must look in the mirror and go, I have red hair. No, I get out of the shower. I see my little red penis and my red pubes and I go, I have red hair.

Like it makes me laugh. I have little, I have red hair. Dude, do you, the shock and awe of me being Korean all the time? It's shock and awe. I look in the mirror and go, holy fuck, I am Asian. It's like, it's startling because you're in a white world. Yeah. Remember around a lot of white people, right?

And then every night, I look in the mirror, I go, look at that. Look at what's going on there. No, it's positive. It's not. It's pure negative. Koreans are the best. Because I'm not like, you know what I mean, like leading man Korean. Those are hot, right?

You're next door neighbor. I'm next door neighbor. I'm the guy that you don't trust in the movie. You know what I mean? Actually, I think you're the guy that turns out to be, you know who you are? Yeah. What's the character's name in Home Alone that they think he's evil, the guy with the shovel, the old man,

but he turns out to be the best. Marley? You're that, because people are like, I'm weary of that little Korean guy. Yeah. But guess what? Yeah.

Guys have got a great heart, great soul. Turns out to be a great guy. I want you to Google this, right? Half naked guy in Kung Fu Hustle. I'm that kid. What? What?

In Kung Fu Hustle, yeah. One of my favorite movies. That's a bad. Yeah, yeah. No, but that's who he is in the movie. You know what I mean? Every time I watch that movie, I go, I think I'm that guy.

It sucks. Oh, yeah. That's 100% it. Yeah, that's it getting cracked around. Yeah, that's me. Yeah. But, you know, somebody has to be that. That's right.

When I look at the mirror, I go, somebody has to be whatever that. Someone has to be us. Yeah, yeah. And why not us? Or have you, when I look in the mirror naked, when I see my naked body, oh my God, it's pure shock and all.

The dog walked in on me taking a shower. I stepped in the shower and I heard her coming up behind me, heard her, you know, chain. Yeah. And I go, oh, hey. She then looked up and saw me naked and went and walked out. Yeah.

Not happy about it. Wow. Well, I gained a little bit of weight. You have gotten a little. I'm a little porky. I'm 206 right now. I kind of like it. 206.

Because it thickens out like a football player almost. I'm getting a little football. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Straight out of it. Yeah. I walked out of just one, I know you're going to say something. No.

I'm so sorry. Straight up is good. I have nothing else to say. Yeah, yeah. Straight up. Yeah, yeah. What is that? Hut, hut.

You think they yell straight up? That's what you just said. Travis Scott Didn't I say Hut, Hut Oh you did? Oh you did? Yeah,

I thought they said Straight up Straight up Yeah, yeah Straight up Isn't it a move That they're saying Out loud?

No Yeah, yeah Go to the right Right Go around me Yeah You know, it's not a move They're not telling

The other guys are right there I know but it's like Kim's because he's the captain Right Yeah He's the leader He's the leader Right?

Is the captain Right? So isn't he's going you know what I mean? Natron, go to the right. No, he doesn't yell out the plays. Oh, he doesn't? Well, then they would know.

They're right there. No, but it's their own code word. Well, they do have codes. You're halfway. Pelican Town 260. That's a good play. Yeah, yeah. Pelican Town 260's a play.

Downtown Magoo, turn around. Turn around. And then they're like, oh, I got to turn around. I'm going to downtown Magoo. Isn't that what they do? Yeah. Okay, I don't know football. I don't watch that sport.

But anyway. You know football. I know football. You know football. Yeah, yeah. and Arsenal won an 8-4-1, that's why I'm in a good move. You beat Aston Villa,

and they were three-pott's footballers. If they had won that game, they would have tied us for number one. Nice try, Aston-Vill. Nice try, Ollie Al-Wakins. Anyway. Aston Villa, by the way, is that a name of a city?

No, but it's the same of a football club. It's one of the oldest footballers. Terrible name. Yeah. Aston Villa? Yeah. That's a symbol. How British does that fucking shit sound?

Aston Villa. I play for Aston Villa. Yeah. How about you? What'd you get for Christmas? Nothing. I'll tell you this. I'm going to say what I was going to say before

because of the dog thing and then I'll go to the Christmas. I'm a little wired up, sorry. I like it. Okay, so. I love it. Well, there's three things happening. Go.

I want to say all the things that are happening. Give it. Okay. Number one, I walked out of a movie last night and it's like, it's Park Chan Wu, the guy that did Old Boy. I think he produced this movie. What's a movie called?

It's called, I had Google. I fucking. Wait, but you went to the theater to see it. I went to the Grove. You know how busy? the grove is right now, dude. No other choice. No other choice. Turns out you had a few and one of them was to leave.

And it's, it got, what is the rotten tomatoes on it? I never trust tomatoes. 99%. I don't trust it. I think 99%. I just don't trust it. It's 98. That's way too high. Yeah. So, and it's the guy from Squid Games, great actor.

Beautifully shot. Beautifully shot, right? it's a dark comedy the comedy really works they're just so talented right Koreans in how to do it but there's one moment so I'm gonna just tell you

I'm not gonna give any spoilers okay no we're never gonna see this it doesn't matter really I mean maybe all right so this guy right

they got of the right happily married two kids he's a paper man he works for a paper processing plant and he's been there for 25 years makes a good living and he gets fired, okay, from his job.

For stealing paper? No. For? You know, the Americans bought the company and they're doing some readjustments. Oh. Yeah. So anyway, there's a point where it's like,

he won't get a job, right? So they're running out of money, right? So the first thing they do is they get rid of their dogs. What? Yeah, they had two dogs. They're like, we can't feed this whole family. How hard is it to feed a fucking dog?

That's the weird As soon as that happened in the movie I'm like I'm out I am out I'm out I walked out You got rid of the dogs Yeah yeah you And the kids are crying

Look yeah it's They're rid of the kids I'd rather give one of the kids They're so much more expensive They're way more expensive Yeah How far How expensive is dog food?

I mean dude You can get you can get like a 50 pound bag From Costco for like 10 bucks I know exactly I mean they're not gonna be The healthiest food for the dog It doesn't matter but alive.

It'll be a lot. Dude, dogs live on the street. Yeah, yeah. Whenever something like that happens in a movie where I'm like,

I wouldn't do that, I have to leave. You know, I saw a fucking thread today. Was it yesterday morning? Or this morning that pissed me off. Someone was like, I don't care.

I'll say, you know, like hot takes, you know, the shit. I hate it. And they were like, hot take, I don't fucking care.

If you're a dog person, you are stupid. Just accept it. And I was like, what does that even mean? That person needs to be. And when I say, what does that even mean?

It's because I'm stupid and I don't get it. Yeah. Because I'm a dog person. Yeah. I don't trust people that don't like dogs. I don't trust it either. It weirds me the fuck out. I don't trust a president that doesn't have a dog.

He's the only one. I know. It's crazy. In history. Have a cat. I don't, a gerbil. Actually, if he had a... A honey badger.

I don't care what it is. Honey badger would be sick. That'd be sick. I got my little badger here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's gnawing on Stephen Miller's ankle. All of that. Steve's like, ow, ow, ow, yeah.

Donald, come get your honey. I have to go to school and bring my honey badger. Yeah, you have to, yeah. I don't get it. You got to have some kind of animal. Yeah, here's another TikTok video that I can't watch when they start of a, I don't know who needs to hear this. Nobody.

Nobody needs to hear what you're saying because you're no shit. You don't know shit. We don't care about your opinion. You're a regular guy. You're a regular guy. You know what I mean? It's like, you're a regular guy. Degrassy, the scientist guy.

Yeah. Yeah. What are we talking? Oh, Neil. Neil, yeah, yeah. I thought you're talking about the TV show. No, whatever. Neil DeGrasse Tyson?

Yeah, yeah, need to do grass second. You know what I mean? If he says, I don't need, I don't, then I'll go, oh, I think I'm going to, I want to hear his opinion about this. Yeah. Or anyone professional, like Scott Galloway. Nah, let me pause on Scott Galloway. No, don't pause on him.

He says some shit that I'm like, I know I love it. The fuck are you talking? I'm reading his book right now. He does this whole. skip about like, you know, people are drinking less than they've ever drank and they're having less sex and men aren't talking to women and all this fucking shit. It's like, I don't, is that true? How do we know that's true? It's called statistics, my friend. Who's filling out those forms? What the fuck do you mean? In the Midwest, they do it. Where? They pull people on the street and they go,

who's fucking? Yeah. I don't buy it. They don't do it in Studio City because I've been around. Here's why I don't buy it. We're friends with a young man here. What's your name again? McCone. Yeah. This guy, he's in the height of his 20s. He's in the center of it. He's not a normal. He's fucking. I know,

but he's not an average white dude. He is the most average looking white dude I've ever seen. No, no, no, no. You don't get about this McCone guy, right? He's a shifter. He's got the gift of gab. You know what I mean? He's slimy.

He's got Hollywood quality. What is, and then what's? To have him when I first met him to just directly walk up to me and talk business, is insane behavior. And I'm like, oh, a little mover and shaker, this little one.

Slimy mover shaker. And then he gets into here, moves up. He's a fucking climber. You want to fire him? No, I love him. Okay.

He's like a pesty little brother. Yeah, yeah, so he stays. But what I'm saying is, I'm on to you. But he's not a normal, you know what I mean, average 20-something-year-old man.

All his friends are fucking. Yeah, because they're not, have you met them? Yeah. Half of them are. But the ones that he has in In the soda, those ones, they're not fucking. Yes, they are.

No, I've met them. What do you mean? They don't even talk. They're comatose. They're like a catatonic. They're like totem poles. Whenever you introduce me to them, they're like. Well, they're big fans of you.

They're not big fans, dude. Smile then. Do you ever tell someone to meet you at a nice spot and you never show up? No. You've never done that? No. That's like a move that people do, where they bail on a date? Yeah, I can't do that.

I've never ghosted anybody on a date. If you've been ghosted, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah, see, that's why it burns. It hurts, huh? Yeah. But you still remember the person. I bet you it sits in your memory bank.

You know who did it. It seems deep in my soul. You know who did it. Yeah, that's why they do it, I think. You know that somebody that did to me? Do I know who it is? Do you? No, I'm asking you.

Do I know who they are? Yeah. No. What the fuck? Who's on first? Who's on second? I don't know, dude. Hutt, hot!

Straight up! Straight up! Straight up! Wait, wait, who did it to you? Bickle room backdash. Got it. There will be a college football team that uses Bickleroom Backdash. Yeah. Bickle room backdash.

You know what I mean? Bickle room backdash. Up the straight up. And then the wide receiver knows what to do. He does. And he does a little Bickle Room, like, move. If you're a college football player of any kind, please use the bad friends call at the line. Yeah.

And let us know. Bickle room backdash. What are you doing? How to properly yell at. as a quarterback? Yeah, there's like a specific... Blue 42. I got one.

I would do this. I would close this one and open this one. Sing a lie! Sing a lie! Yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Give me one. Air lick.

Don't do this. Don't be hacky about it. Come up with your own. Imagine if you saw a quarterback at the line and he went, 4-4-9! And I would know what that is. Slither. Slither.

Slither. Slither play around the defensive linebacker. That's a slither play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is. Oh, it's a hook route.

Yeah, it's a hook route. Yeah, it's a hook mouth route. On both sides, though. Yeah, double hook. One hook route is this side. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Single hook. Yeah, single hook is one side.

You know what I mean? That'd be fun to come up with those. We should coach a team. Dude, it'd be great. Let us coach your local team. Yeah. We should just coach, like, an intermural team. Yeah.

We should have a bad friend's intermial team. And the thing would be, some of my coaching would be direct. Like, it's exactly what it means. Tourette's? Yeah. Head butt the guy. twice. It's exactly what that means.

There's no hidden agenda, right? I just hit butt, you know what I mean? It's like you get water in your ear. Oh, there it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right in the face. Arm finger finger. Yeah, flick in the face.

Right. And then some of it would be like, you know what I mean? Not obvious. A little bit more secretive. Yeah. What is that? What was that? Flick of the nose and focus.

Oh, focus. Hey, boogerhead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what that is. I get that. Yeah, I think we should do it. I'll do it. Yeah, yeah.

I would love to. We'll draw up some plays. Yeah. With your knowledge of football. Is there plays in baseball? Uh, yeah, I mean, that's a hard. It's not the same. It's harder.

Well, there's, there's signals from coach at this. You know, like, you know signals, they do that the third base. Yeah, but what does that all mean? Well, they're signaling to the runner, uh, the next move at what the, what the batter's going to do. Yeah, yeah. To swing away or to take the pitch or to try to steal the base or, or just look, Well, there's a bunch of different signals there. But they all have different signs, signs.

Yeah, yeah. These are pitch calls signs. Wow, that's amazing. They don't do this. They use an older hand. Is that my hand? That's my hand. I'm not kidding.

That's the oldest head I've ever seen. I have an old hand. So this is something. Upside down piece. Yeah. This, twice. Yeah. They got to get more creative, then.

Well, they only have your hand. You have one hand. I know, but you could still, you know, what about this move? No, because this one has a mitt. One has a mitt on it. Oh, it's a mitt, right? Catcher has one mitt on it.

Right. And do they do this? Yeah. Meaning catch it. Pitcher does that. Catch the ball did. You know what I mean? That's from the pitcher.

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Yeah. I know you are, dear. And I like catching your balls. It's my favorite thing to do. Yeah. What if somebody has like Tourette's all of the stuff? Not Tourette's, but like it goes into a seizure. That'd be fun.

That'd be terrible. Yeah, but he's going, right? And you know what? And he's like, I don't know what to do. You know what? What? The batter? The batter?

They see the coach. You know what I mean? And looking at it like, I don't know what move that is. But I'll try. Swing away. Yeah, so go away. What do you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That feels like that's in a movie. I feel like that's Daniel Stern. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. A little big league or whatever. Yeah. I feel like gang members could probably do it well. Hey, steal 30.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can throw up some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, dude, you know what I mean? Do this, right? Well, you know, they have gangs. They have, not gangs, but I mean, like in prisons, they have like intermural leagues in prison.

And longest yard, man. Yeah. Oh, well, let's not throw any of these up. Yeah, yeah. Wait, let me see. Compton Crip. This one I can do. I like that.

I don't think we should do these. Why? On the air. Yeah. It's probably a bad idea. Yeah, but this means different than whatever that means. This means antlers. Sure.

Deer gang. For hunters. Deer gang. Get the antlers, dude. Deer gang. You know what do you? Yeah. Japanese girl gang.

Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? I like, I'm not going to lie, the hand signals for gangs are incredible. They're incredible. You see them throw them up, you love them. Oh, geek gang. What is that?

Yeah. Geek gang signs. Now, how could you take ok-dokey and turn into a game sign? That sucks. Because if you're like seeing a guy, you're going to go, hey, hey Bobby, I'm going to go to the gym, right? And I go, okay do okay. That's what I'm saying. That's unfair.

Yeah, it's not. You can't see it. They stole it. You can't do okay do okay anymore. Because it's a Gainstein. Well. Yeah, yeah. You know.

Okay. I know. I know. I understand. I understand it. A lot of things have been taken over. Yeah, that's true. A lot of things have been taken.

They're just, you know. Like the swastika. That was ours. No, that was Indonesian, right? It was like Buddhist or most. Well, it means peace. It means peace, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know it's so crazy. The marketing is great. On the swastika? I mean, because to take peace and turn it into a symbol of hate, it's like taking the peace sign now and turning into hate. Well, it's almost poetic. You're taking something that means peace and turning into absolutely hate, which is kind of odd.

Good marketing, that's all. Phenomenal. Yeah, yeah. Good team over there in Germany. So check it out. Well, we're branding. We're going to rebrand the peace symbol. Hitler, I love it.

Yeah, yeah. Now, give me some fucking meth. Yeah, they did a lot of math. He loved math. Yeah, a lot of them did. Well, if you had terminal cancer and you're on your way out, would you do, would you ride the horse? Would you do heroin? I mean, I would do what the doctor prescribed, but much more.

You wouldn't go street drugs? I might. I don't know, dude. I might want to face it head on clear. Death? Yeah. What's so funny? Carlos does not want to face it.

Like Rom Doss says. I don't want to face traffic. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't you want to be in the present moment of death? No. No.

I don't know. Well, I definitely don't want to die in my sleep. That's a huge fear. She died in her sleep. The ape woman? Yeah. She did? Yeah.

I thought she died from an ape. Wasn't she all? Well, the ape was next to her. Oh. Probably. I don't know. I don't know if she sleeps with them, but I think she died in her sleep, no? Famous people die in their sleep.

James Gandalfini, John Candy, Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac, Britney Murphy, Jerry Garcia, Reggie White. Wow. William Howard 10. Why not dying your sleep? I want to know it's coming. Oh, really? Like when I die, I want to go, okay, how it's happening?

Oh, I see. I don't want to go to bed and being like, what a great day. Yeah. Honk chew, honk you, and I never wake up. Wow. I want to be alive when I'm dead. Hey. No, dude.

You want to be sleep? Yeah, yeah. Well, you sleep so fucking much, it's going to happen. From a percentage perspective. Yeah, yeah. Like, it has to be for you. Yeah. By the way, I talked to a buddy today who says that he's gone up north and eaten reindeer before. Oh, my God. No, he says they're fucking awesome.

This fucking guy, dude. What? You don't eat reindeer dog? What do you mean? You can eat reindeer meat. Of course you can. No, it looks good. It's like... It's too gamey, probably. No, he said it was actually pretty good because it's fatty, right? Because it's so cold, they have to eat a lot to stuff up for the winter. So it's fattier than...

Oh, that does look delicious. Yeah, yeah. It's fatty. I think of Rudolph and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, Rudolph. You can't eat Rudolph. Somebody did. Oh, no.

Somebody did reindeer meat. See, it looks good. Dude, that's like I told you, when I was in Australia and I had kangaroo, phenomenal. I loved it. The guy was like, yeah, you might not like him,

right? And I was like, I'll try it. We went to like a little bar restaurant thing. And I was kind of like, I'll have a couple bites. I ate the whole fucking thing. Wow.

It was delicious. Wow. But they need it. They need to get rid of them because they outnumber, kangaroo's outnumber. Australians like what is it it's crazy it's like three to one or something bonkers

like that how much could you charge for Rudolph's nose to eat you if you actually caught Rudolph right and you're like Rudolph has one nose and it's probably original because it's red bright red yeah you can probably eat it right I'm sure you could lick it

or something what do you think it would taste like I don't know I mean probably delicious like candy cane and ooh you know just a sugar like a sugary meat like a Korean you know what I mean meat that's been like you know what do you call it? Marinated?

Marinated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Marinate that nose. You could probably charge a million dollars for Rudolph's nose. Well, it's one nose. You'd have to charge way more than that. It's only one.

Yeah. Or Daffy Ducks, like beak? How much could you charge for that? Oh my God. Daffy Duckbeat? Oof. Right. What do you think?

Yeah. Yeah. He's so expensive. Yeah. Tinkerbell wing. Oh, just one. Tinkerbell wing, dude. It's not a filling.

No. But you could probably charge a good 20 grand for one wing. It's a delicacy. What about a Mickey Mouse ear? Ooh, dude. Just one ear. One ear. One ear of Mickey Mouse ear?

Oh my God. I mean, a lot of people would be upset. So what? Right? Oh, God. But what if Mickey's walking around with one ear? You know what I mean? See, we didn't kill him.

We just took the ear. Just one ear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big deal. Yeah. Some Korean guy and a red-hander guy took my ear. I was sleeping. Say that again?

I can't hear you. What? Oh yeah Good one What is that kangaroos Oh yeah It's one to two for every person Yeah there's too many of them

There's crazy There's too many Chinese We don't eat them We should That'd be good Well is that like the old slogan Eat the rich It's just eat the Chinese

Dude we went out We were out What'd you do And we're out in the mountains And there was literally no snow up in Utah, it was crazy to me. When you say, we, who? My wife and my, well, in her family.

Great. What do you? I'm not accusing of anything. Well, you say like, who was I with? I was with the whole. Well, you could have been with your family as well. Oh, yeah, we switch years. We do that this year, that year.

Well, that's all I wanted to know. What year was it? Which were, it's their year. You're right. But we're no longer doing that again, I think. I think every year from now on, we're going to do double downs. You got to double down it, yeah. I think I got it.

My parents are getting older, so I got to do it. I want to see them more often. But we went up there to Utah, and it was no snow. And I didn't care. I wasn't going to ski this year. But my God, you feel bad, these people that, like, go up there, their whole year they wait to go up there. They get their kids. They spend all this money going to vacation.

No snow. It's rain. You can't sticky. Oh, there's almost snow. Oh, there was almost no snow up there. Huh? You can't ski without snow. Yeah, that's what they say.

It's a big component. Yeah. Why can you water ski? The lakes are frozen. Oh, there are? Yeah. Oh, this is double. You could ice skate.

There we go. Why can't you do that? I would love to ice skate with you. I'm pretty good. Yeah. What, don't big, you know what? I fall, you laugh, it'll be the end. I would love to go ice skating.

I'd love to go ice skating with you as well. Speed skating, though. We would race. Can you ice skate? Mm-hmm. Okay, I can too. No. Is that Minnesota in you getting you that still got you?

Mm-hmm. We shall see. We shall see. Dude, I hate your challenging fucking vibes. Because he's Mr. Sporting. guy. What's going on here? That's speed skating. Yeah, yeah. I can't do that, but... We should try... How funny would we be in those outfits?

Oh, that'd be so funny. With those long blades on? Yeah, yeah. The Winter Olympics are coming up. Ask us to host something, Winter Olympics. Yeah. Where is it at again this year? Where's the Winter Olympics? In Italy, I think. In like Milan, maybe? Milan. How fucking cool. Invite us, NBC. Remember Leslie Jones did what... Look at these motherfuckers skiing in this motherfucker!

No, but didn't she do like the Brazil? Damn, these girls got big old ass. Back to you, bitch! Yeah. That's such a crazy pick to host the Olympics. Yeah, there she is. With Al Roker. Yeah.

Yeah. This is, you know, by the way, this is my petition for comedians to not host anything ever again. What? We're not right for this. We're not. We're not. It's insane. It's insane.

Why are we doing this? Also, you have to edit yourself. You want to make so many inappropriate jokes and you can't say anything from it. You can't say anything. By the way, we read, that made me, we just watched the, we were talking to a friend at the house and we were talking about vegetarian meals, like giving you farts, you know? And Portlandia had like the best sketch of all time. They go to a vegan restaurant. Have you ever seen this?

No. And while they're in the middle of it, the woman's like, we noticed some flagellation. Would you like to go on our fart patio? Yeah. There's a patio just for people that are farting. And they're in full conversation as they're farting. Yeah. It's so dumb.

If you do need to flagellate, we have a designated area. Wait. So dumb, dude. Dude, fart patio is brilliant. Wow. A little mustard seed? Apple for some reason. They are two of maybe the funniest.

That show was so fucking funny. It was like ahead of its time. It was so good. I love him. Armisen? Oh, yeah. I think she's fucking brilliant, too. I mean, they're both geniuses.

But as a person. Oh. I don't know her. Famous guy drop. Oh, Fred and I. Wait, wait, wait. Fuck off. I like him because I know him.

No, that's not what it is. Is that what I was doing? 100% yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? I can't say, oh, then let's do a do over. Dude, this is so funny.

Let's do a do over. I do it and he's like, He doesn't use it. Oh, did not do that. Oh, really? There's no difference between Fred Armisen, a comedian, right, that we all know, right? SNL cast member, legend. Or Taylor Swift.

Different. Different. Yeah. I've never brought, I don't bring it up. You bring it up. Yeah. And I'd love to bring it up. You name drop it.

I don't think so. Yeah, you do. I don't think so. Was that honest? Let's analyze. You fucking name drop people. Yes, you do. Aside from that, where I've named dropped.

Ketus. Michael Bay. You know who from the meeting, the men's meeting. Yeah, dude, you name drop all time. Stop it. Stop it. So do you, though. No.

Yeah, you do. Who? What do I do? You just name drop when I tell you in private. Somebody told me a story. I don't want to bring it up. Go ahead. Do it.

No, I don't want to. Do it. Oh, I was at a restaurant, and Bateman was there. with Jennifer Aniston and this and that, right? You brought that story up. On this show? No, not out loud, but to us. So I just said, I tell you in private, and then you bring it up on the show.

I literally just said that. Yeah, but I'm just saying the act of, no, no, no, no, no, no. The act of name dropping is something that you do. Okay, so time out. You name drop in private way more than me. When? We just don't talk about it on the show. I don't name drop at all, dude.

Yes, you do. All right, so let's get this over it. You're obsessed with celebrity. Oh, gosh. God, Portlandia. I love that show. I don't know, Fred. That's what you should have said?

Is that what I should have said? No, I just said, he's a genius. And you go, he's a great guy. Yeah. Like, I know him. He's a guy I know. We were saying how funny they were. Well, I did a movie with them like six months ago.

Another drop. Another drop. I did a movie six months ago. I work. Is that what that is? Oh, fuck you. Oh, fuck you. Is that what it is?

Yes, it is. You know what? I don't like that about myself. I'm never going to do it again. What was the name of the movie? Is it out? Green Day's movie. Yeah.

Oh, right. That's a huge one. Yeah, yeah. No, there's a lot of people in that. Yeah. Like a ton of people are in this movie. Yeah, so. What's it called?

New Year's Rev right now. When does it come out? I don't know. They miss their opportunity. It's New Year's. Maybe next New Year's. Maybe next New Year's. But, I see a lot of clips going viral, by the way,

from our good friend Logic's movie that you were in. Oh, yeah. Like a lot of clips on the, have you seen this on the internet? A lot of them are being bounced around. particularly the conversation with him and his father because his dad is a crazy character Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm barely in that

I have no lines. Shout out logic though, we love him I have no lines in it I love logic. He's a great dude Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was on tour when you guys were filming that thing

I wish I could have come up there Well, you know what happened was I Spokane? Where was it? I had a bigger role, I showed up I had fucking COVID Oh, that's right Right, and they go, you can't show up on set

I go, what do I do? They're like just stay So I stayed in this hotel room for like five days I remember you were stuck That's right And then I was flying out and they're like, can you just be this kind of background guy since you're here? Call Santino, background guy.

Right here, background guy. So I just kind of did it, but, you know, I love logic a lot. That's a great dude. Yeah, yeah, it's a great dude. You got so much work lined up on the horizon, Bob. I'm so glad to you. No, I don't. Well, you decline work.

Yeah, you do. No, I don't. There's nothing comes my way. The stuff that I'm in is bad. I still do it. You should read it first. I don't read it. If it's bad, don't do it.

But I just do. Well, I'll tell you. How about this? Do you think I read karate ghost? I got something big. They go karate ghost? Yeah, I'll do it. I got something big coming up and I want to announce it.

And I'm very excited about. I'm going to brag right now, guys. Big time. Go ahead. Big time. Go ahead. Huge for me. Go on.

January. End of the month. My best buddy's going to be shooting a special at the Balboa Theater. Okay. Four shows. Sold out. They're not sold out. Yeah, they are.

They're all sold out. Are they sold out? Everything is sold out. Bobby Lee Live sold out, Balboa Theater, four shows, my guy. They're all sold out. I looked. They're all sold out.

Click on them. They're all sold out. How amazing. Okay. Are you excited? Well, here's the thing. Okay, I'm trying to not to think about it. What do you mean you're not trying to think about it?

Because I have what I have, right? What? Why are you shaking your head? No. It's not sold out. Yes. Yes, it is. Look at those little blue spots.

Brother, that's gone. That'll be gone in two days. Those are like reserve seats. It's sold out. I don't care about the back either. Wait, are the whites the empty seats? Yeah. Oh, fuck.

No, dude, he's kidding. It's the other way around. Get off of the ticket, master. Okay, okay. Are the whites the empty seats? Sold. Okay, thank God. Oh, you're sold out.

Thanks the fucking God. Are the whites the empty? Yeah. And only the back row they bought? What the fuck? A guy who's never bought a ticket in his entire life. Oh, which ones are the ones I have? Yeah.

Okay, can I just say this about the special? Isn't that drive you nuts, by the way, when somebody's in your seat when you get to a place and you go, oh, those are our seats. And they're like, they are and you're like, yeah, come on, man, let's not do this dance. Yeah. And they're like, um, I don't, I think, oh, let me see,

let me look. And then they look and they go, oh, you're right. Oh, you're right. Yeah, we're way the fuck. We're all the way up there. Yeah. You're like, you're fucking, what are you doing? You knew you were fucking.

I know. I've sat in other people's seats. I've done that by accident. Yeah, but when you do it, you get up, right? No, no, no, I've done it for years. We go to Dodger games. We would sneak all the way down. We used to do that all the time.

Yeah. And then when they come, they go, you guys, you got it. You caught us. And then get up and go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you don't do the thing where you kill time and you go, is this, uh, where is it? Yeah, yeah.

You fucking don't. Yeah. We sneak down, you know, that's like a part of the game. You know? On TikTok, I saw a woman. She was a little drunk. And she sits in a first glass seat. She's in coach.

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You're the drunk white lady. So I'm sorry, but, you know, I paid for C2. Okay. And I just kind of, I sat here first. Oh, you sat there first. Yeah, I got on first and you were a little late. So I'm just going to sit here. And you can sit wherever I'm sitting.

No, okay. So here's the deal. Yeah. That's my seat I paid for you. Nice. I'd like to, oh, you don't want to move? I don't think I'm going to because I can't get here first Oh you got here first

Yeah are you a little intoxicated ma'am Yeah I've drank some brandy Well how about this you go to the back of the plane To your seat where you belong and I'll give you drinks the whole flight I'm not moving I'll give you drinks all flight He red can I call you red Please

You fucking freak Whoa You're redheaded freak of nature Listen here Connie Chung Are you racist? Yeah Okay Okay

Okay Okay, okay. Listen. You, what army is going to remove me from my seat? Ice. The red army? The ice army. They did eventually kick her out.

You got it. It's fucking insane. But here's what I don't get, though. Uh-oh. It was a white lady. Okay. Right? It could be other races.

You better not attack the whites. I know. What I'm saying is there was an entitlement in the video, which bothered me. That white women all are entitled? No, I'm not saying that. She just happened to be, but when it's mixed with white, it's a little bit more bothersome to me. Right.

No, actually, if it was any other race, it would be bothered. You would find a thing to be bothered by it no matter. Yeah, I think so, yeah, yeah. But I just wanted to, like, gouge her eyes out. She's like, I'm not going to. Yeah, I'm not moving. It's like, I bought a coach seat go back. You know what I mean?

Or go, hey, you can have it. Just pay me the difference in the fair. Oh, that's it. Yeah, that's it. And I'll go sit in my seat. Just give me the cash if you got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go do that.

You would do that? I don't think so. If they had a cash? No. It would be a fun story for the show. Yeah, you're flying to Australia. I mean, yeah, insane. Insane.

I don't know if I could, I could do that flight again. Yeah, I know. I love it down there. That's so, it was so long. It was like. It's so long. You feel like you wasted a port part of your life. Like when you land, you're like, I think I'm much older now.

We order to fly together and both first class. I never saw you the whole time. Yeah, 15 hours. Yeah, 15. We never even saw each other the whole time. Oh, because it's exhausting. And then Burr was on the flight, right? Oh, yeah, Bill was on the flight.

Yeah, yeah, on a flight. And then it's like, I saw him one time. He was going to the bathroom. I saw him get up, go to the bathroom so I can say hi. You got up to say hi? I didn't have to pee or anything. I just like, I'm going to wait in line over the bathroom. When he gets up, he...

Well, I want to say hi. That sounds so creepy. I didn't have to pee. I just wanted to say hi. Because I knew that what it was going to happen The plane's going to like, because he was in front of me, right? Yeah. That he was going to, you know, he gets an escort.

Yeah. A group of people go, come like this way. You know what I mean? It is funny how he does. We don't. We would never get it. We don't have an escort. Well, Carlos gets escorts.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, different kinds. Yeah, yeah. But, so I waited, he got out, and then I said, oh. I was surprised, too. Bill? Bill? What's going on?

So nerdy. He said, hey, buddy, what's going on? You know what I mean? This and that. You know what I purposely did that. You've never done that? To say hi to Bill? No, just in general, like, got up right?

No. Okay. But I can't believe I haven't shared this story. Tell me. You want the biggest name drop of all. Tell me. I think I told you, child in the middle. I got to meet somebody for five seconds.

I know who it is. I told you, didn't I? I knew it was about to happen. You never told me that you actually did that. I did it. I met President Obama. That's amazing. Wow.

It was fucking insane. My buddy, whose friends with him, was like, hey, man, when are you back in town from Vegas? And I was like, oh, Monday night. He's like, do you think you can come see me on Tuesday? I was like, well, he's like, I'm playing golf with Obama. And I was like, no. He's like, I swear to God. And I was like, well, what am I, I mean, what am I going to do?

Like, say hi. And he's like, yeah, if you'd like, I'd introduce you. So I go over there. Are you wearing a golf uniform? No, I'm just dressed nice. Okay. Because I'm not playing or not, but I go over there to say, I go over there to say hi and they're done. And I'm kind of like hanging around.

And this was like a moment in time that blew my mind. He was like walking around the Secret Service. They're done. They're about to leave. And he, you know, like Secret Service is everywhere. It's crazy. And my buddy sees me, makes eye contact because I told him, I said, dude, if it's not a thing, don't want, I don't need to, I don't want to bother. You don't want to force the situation.

Fuck no. And I don't want to make him be like, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gives a shit about you. Who gives a shit. Yeah. Yeah. And then he looked at me, made eye contact

and even like this. And I'm not kidding, dude. Well, your friend did that. Yeah, he saw me. I thought Barack did that. No. Dave. No.

I see him on Dave. Your mind is going to be blown. Because he fucking, he goes like this. And he like ushers him to me, which was like, I was almost laughing. He's like ushering him towards me, like around people. Like people are kind of waiting.

Wow. And he goes, I would like to introduce you a buddy in mine, Andrew Santino. comedian Chicago, Illinois. And I said, I loaded this up. I said, Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you. And he goes, I know who this guy is. And I was like, get the fuck out of here.

He literally goes, I know who this guy is. Now, how does my Fred Armisen story can we fucking compare to that, dude? Are you honored? They're mine. Fuck off It was so good Oh my God

We chatted about Chicago for five seconds And I said it's an absolute pleasure And honor to meet you and I don't want to waste any more of your time You said that? Yeah Oh my God I said it's an pleasure and an honor to meet you And I don't want to waste anything

And now were you nervous No because it was kind of like he was his He's extremely disarming He's so Like even though he is You know this figure He's a historical figure No, but I'm saying he's so cool

It's like meeting John Adams or you know what I mean Or like Paul Revere or whatever Yeah I met Paul Revere like who could say that You know what I mean It's like meeting Obama He was so fast on the horse You know what I barely met him

There he goes, bye Paul I met the horse I met the horse What Just meet the horse Yeah just meet the horse Yeah yeah No he was very cool

Just his vibe He was cool He was very nice He wasn't like It didn't feel heavy I mean It's like the difference. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Of caliber. Well, we're not friends. I just got to say hello to the man. I know, but the situations that you're in are so much different than situation. You know what I mean? I would like trolls and stuff. That's who I mean.

Well, if you weren't such a fucking recluse. Maybe. If you got up, get out and did something, you'd meet people. Okay. But anyway, so wow. And then you shook his hand? Yeah. Soft?

He dapped me up. Oh, fuck. Dude, that's the real shit. That's right? Is that the real shit? That's a good stuff. What's up? But you have to be introduced.

What? I'm pumped. If you're introduced by a black person. Oh, your friend was black? Oh, did you assume he was white? Yeah. Is it some of that we know? Something that I know too?

You definitely don't know this guy. Okay. Is this because you don't have any black friends? Is that what this is? I have black friends. Are they all white in your mind? Chappelle Lacey. The guy who you called him like Desani Jones.

You didn't even know his name. name. You were like Josani Jones. It's like, what the fuck? All right. Anyway, wow, that's a really, that's a life experience that, you know. It was honestly, it was a, it was a moment

my day where I was like, this is maybe. It's incredible. Yeah. Congratulations. Four seconds of time. And I literally said, I don't want to waste any more time. Yeah. And he was like, oh, man, we got to go. It's all good. But he chatted about Chicago for a hot second. I mean, I had RFC Jr.

Tiger Belly. That's the farthest I think I'll go politically. It's a pleasure to meet you, Bobby. Yeah, that's what it was. No, it was an incredible moment in my life.

Wow. Honestly, it was like one of those things. I was fucking awesome. Just got to, all I want to do was say hi to the guy. Like, hey, man. Wow. It was cool.

Yeah. And then when you, on the drive home, what were you thinking? I called, well, I called my parents. Yeah. It's fucking, it was cool. It was a cool moment in time.

It was one of those. Congratulations. Yeah, stays with me. It's huge. And you know what the best part was? Yeah. No photo? That's so funny.

You knew what I was going to say. It was great because some people were kind of trying to maybe get a picture. Yeah. And I was like, he's not going to like that. So they shut it down. Good. Not him, but other people were like, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah.

Don't, don't do. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah. Enjoy the moment. He doesn't want to. He gets pictures probably up the kazoo. Well, think about this. People take photos of him everywhere he is.

Yeah, yeah. So you know how many times in public he sees someone like, yeah, yeah, yeah. How many people do that all day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, enjoy the moment. It's a memory. I was nervous at the very beginning and then he disarms you.

You know what it made me feel like? You know when you're like when someone's like, someone go, you get nervous before you go on stage and you go, well, I'm anxious. I'm not like nervous. I'm just like excited. Yeah, yeah. And I kind of get like, ugh, like I want to jump out of my fucking skin. Sure.

And the moment you get on and say something, it's like gone. You know what I mean? Like the anxiety like is gone when you start doing the job. that we do, it felt the same way. And then he got to me and it was like, this is gonna sound corny. But you do get why some people fucking get that kind of status. You talk to a guy for five seconds,

you're like, I get it. This guy's fucking, he's got all the- You're born with it. He's got all the pieces. It figured it out. You gotta have the pieces. By the way, I bet you'd feel that way about any president you'd ever meet.

There's a reason. Yeah, dude. To get there is crazy. To get there is crazy. It's insane. That's the prime level in terms of politics. Any president you would meet, you'd go, oh, this is fuck.

Except for Ford. Yeah. I was kidding. Fuck Ford, dude. Get fuck nerd. Yeah. No. No, you would.

You'd feel the same way about anybody. Wow. Yeah, it was wild. I thought I told you. No, I told you I'm going to have maybe. No, you were on your way to go. Right. I was telling you I was going.

You're not going to believe where I'm going. But I did say to you, I did say, I bet I won't get to meet him. Yeah. But then I said to you, make sure you call me after you do it. And you never did. I called my, I called every. I called everybody else. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, but I'm the one that would have been like, wow. Why do you think I held it? For this. Yeah, for the show. Okay. Wow.

I knew you were going. He goes, I remember. He goes, hey, where's Bobby? No, he never did that. How fucking amazing. If, dude, also, when he said,

I know this guy, I thought, I got this. He's definitely got to be plugged into the internet world. His kid's a director. His daughter's a director, right? Yeah,

aren't they both in the business? Yeah. Yeah, Malia is Yeah, dude, they're plugged in Well, I just did a show that they produced Yeah, they're plugged in man Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah They know what's good

I mean, he was, yeah, he knows And I literally thought You know what I mean? When I got the offer for the show, they go The Obama's are producing it And I go, I'm in, I'm doing it It's an offer? They go, yeah

And I show up out in the fucking Nowherland and thinking that They're gonna be there They're gonna be there They'd be there It'd be there I know, but they're not gonna be there I just showed up

it was just like a regular shoot with regular people Oh my God Gifts Gifts Gifts Gifts Gifts GIFGIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GINGO Whoa Oh dude So what is

This is what they were talking about Yeah, it works Just Wi-Fi anywhere You know what the best part about this is We bought these No you didn't I promise Who paid for these?

We got it an amount And it's not going to come from y'all So no way We didn't buy this Promise no No We made sure that you didn't Who paid for it?

7X. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, you said? And so we paid for it. We paid for it. You, yeah.

We paid for these? No, I'm kidding. This is a great gift. This is very nice. I don't know how to, do I just put my PlayStation? It's really easy. It's like sitting up an iPad.

You know, I'm nervous about this. What? About using these now. Why? Did you see that clip about, um, about Kamala and wired headphones

oh this is gonna fuck you up thank you so much this is great guys this is so nice and you can play any PlayStation game that's got the same effects this is very cool you guys thank you so very much it's really good click on yeah click on this

listen to this clip so she got a lot of shit for like wearing these wired headphones don't be on the train using your ear pods and thinking somebody can't listen to your conversation I'm just telling you that's a little bit more secure She's laughing, but she's very serious. That's the creepiest part about that. She's like, I served on the Intelligence Committee.

I've literally never heard anyone's music through a fucking AirPod. No, she's saying people can tap in and listen to your conversation. How? Well, because this is Bluetooth. Who are they? Professor X from X men? I mean, like, how do you do it?

Professor X is down in the subway. He does live in the subway. And you know why he lives down there? It's not ADA compliant. Okay, anyway. He can't get back up. You don't want them then? Once you go down.

You don't want those then. Oh, I do, man. I'm just having fun on the show. Just having fun on the show. I thought you were being serious. No, dude. Yeah, because if you don't want them, I'll take them. Just making a bit for the show.

Okay, okay. Good bit. Yeah, thanks for killing it. Yeah, I destroyed it. No, it's okay. Yeah, I'm sorry. No, no, no. Yeah.

Good top. Stuff. You got any New Year's resolutions? This is the thing that people, you know, people hate, it, but we all pretend to do it a little bit. Well, I'm not, I don't know, man. I don't think I do. You don't want to change anything. Not really, no.

I think I'm pretty good. I'm on a good path here. That's great. Yeah, you have any? Oh, yeah. Give me one. I hope to find the cure for cancer by March. That gets bullshit. Did you say that's bullshit?

I wasn't. I know, but then I can make shit up. Okay, then do it. That's what this whole show is, is making stuff. It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis. Yeah, okay. It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis. Yeah, I'm gonna make short stilts.

See? Funny. Is that funny? Funny. Yeah, they're too long. You know what I mean? When you see them, they're too long. Yeah, I mean, have them maybe two feet off the ground. They are too long. Yeah, stilts are too long.

Have you ever seen painter's stilts? Yeah, those. Those are tiny. They have them already, Bob. They have what? Short stilts? No, they're there. Yeah, paint.

No, no, no. I'm talking about the way, you know, oh, that, that. Oh, they're short. Fuck. Man, your ideas are just getting taken. They're taken. All right. What is she doing?

Like, oh, they have just a child on stilts for no reason? And by the way, the mom was like, I know you hate it. Just take the photo. I'm going to do mayonnaise-flavored yogurt. They got it I don't think you do They have it Yo mayo

Fuck yo mayo They already have it God everything has been on Shark Tank Already Yeah yeah yeah Okay let's think of something else Let's create something here I got it

I got it I got it Yeah We're gonna manufacture We're gonna Let's do make a shoe company And we only sell left shoes No rights

Oh that's good And it's called no rights You have no rights you have no rights and all the proses no rights yeah that's good this is good

see if I have that no rights only left shoes just this guy selling his shoe yeah he's already he's already doing it

dude no he's just selling all right no there's a website or just one foot oh for people it's just one foot

yeah there we go they already have it see no you can't come out with it all right how about this sharts

by the way yeah that is so incredible because somebody at one point was like, I only need one. Yeah, yeah. Just give me one.

Yeah, yeah. I don't have my left foot. Yeah. They call me loopy. I used to dance in circle. Shark-skinned COVID mask. Oh, shark-skinned COVID mask. I guarantee you there's no way.

They got that. They got that. Right here. That's the whole shark head. Yeah. I got to tell you, shark head is way cooler. You come over to the other one. Wait, wait, go to all and see if they really sell it.

Yeah, yeah. Shark skin COVID mask. No, we could be good. I think we're good with that. I don't know it's going to give it good protection. You know? But still. Still.

Yeah, yeah. Half a hula hoop. A hula. A hula. Just a hula. A hula half loop. Hula half a hoop. Half a hoop.

Half a hoop. Half a hoop. Yeah. Like skip it. Remember skip it? Yeah, I don't think it exists. No, there's, I think we got it. It wouldn't work, though.

That's the only problem. Somebody would find you need the second half of the hoop for it to work. Somebody would find a way. Yeah, yeah. Well, there's a will. There's a way. Uh-huh. Oh, look at this.

Go back to that photo. Look at that. It's so beautiful. Martin Luther King. Yeah. Oh, have a dream. Yeah. One day my brothers and sisters will be Hulu hooping in the park.

Zoom. Yeah, zoom in that photo. What is in that black kids thinking? I can't wait to steal her Hulu. That's what he's doing. That's what he's doing. He's looking at the camera. He's like, damn, they got me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just about to steal that bitch's Hulu. Yeah. Yeah, that he doesn't want to... Look at Zoom in. He's looking right at the camera. Yeah. He's looking, shit they got me.

Or he's thinking the bitches I like wouldn't use a Hulu Hulu Hulu Hulu. They're too fat. That's what he's thinking. He's like an eight-year-old boy. Mama, why you got me? Yeah, yeah. I've never seen a black guy Huluuble. Huluoop.

Can black guys who he's Googling? I knew he was going to Google it. Black guy Hula hoop video. Yeah. Okay. Oh, they do. They do? Yeah, yeah.

Uh-oh, let's see it. Yeah. Whoa. Wow. Oh, because there's dancing involved. Oh, wow. That's why. That's why.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. There has to be dancing. Black guys won't Hulu hoop unless there's dancing, baby. Yeah. That's cool. he could dance with it. That's incredible.

That's so funny. It's so good. Whoa, dude. Yeah. Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Darnel, I heard your cousin Hula Hoops. Oh, but he'd be dancing Hulu Hoopin.

He hula dancing in that motherfucker. Ooh, get it, boy. Oh, get it. By the way, of course a black guy would make this look cool. Yeah, they look cool. It's unbelievable. Do a white guy fucking hula hooping. Go to white guy hula hooping and watch how insane,

a regular adult looks when they hula hoop. Yeah, white guy's got to be working out. while he's hula hooping. Yeah, there we go. Oh, yeah, fuck yeah, dude. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It is pretty cool, though.

That is pretty cool. I don't know. Yeah. I've never seen a black guy hopscotching. Black guy's hopscotch? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they do when they're kids. No, as an adult.

Adults don't hopscotch? Oh, hopscotch all day. You be hopscotch and? Yeah, I'd be hopscatching all day, dude. What's Said? Okay. I hope everybody's having an amazing new year so far. We love you.

We're excited to see where this year goes. What a great episode. Okay. So what a good time Good chemistry You know what I mean Pah pop pop back and forth Cruising

Cruise macho moo And and you know what's Hutt we learned all that Straight up Straight up You know what I mean I hope everyone's having a great new I want everyone to do that

And most importantly Yeah Thank you for being a bad friend