Bad Friends - Just Date Me, Please!

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Starting point is 00:00:55 Happy holidays. Get this for someone that you love. Go to badfriendsmerch.com. Badfriendsmerch.com. You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. Woo, I did it. And, as you do YouTube or disgusting. Oh, you two are something bad friends.

Starting point is 00:01:11 We walked in the studio. Can we go? We did a couple of spots. Bob and I did a back to back spot at the store. And then we walked in the studio and McCone tried to make up for all his blunders by getting Bobby in and out. That's very nice. But what did you forget,

Starting point is 00:01:25 and would you forget, McCoy? Brice. Yeah, French fries. The quintessential pairing. The quintessential prerings. The quintessential prerings, I guess. Yeah. A burger and fries.

Starting point is 00:01:37 Peanut butter and july, right? Yeah. What don't you understand about that? I don't think I've ever gotten a cheeseburger without fries. Freddie, AIDS. Freddie Mercury, AIDS. Freddie Mercury and AIDS. You know?

Starting point is 00:01:50 These two things go hand in hand. Magic Johnson, AIDS. Yeah, yeah. Easy, AIDS. Next time I'm in an in and out, I'll think about easy, easy, and AIDS. I'm sorry. Next time you're in the order and they say,

Starting point is 00:02:02 I'm welcoming to in and out, how can I help you? What would you like? Some eights. Welcome it in and out, how can I help you? What would you like? I double, double with regular onions and fries and a coke, diet coke, please. Okay, I double, double with eights,

Starting point is 00:02:19 coming right up, window two, see they'll know. They'll know. They'll automatically know. And I'm not, I'm not making fun of people with that disease. It's terrible. No, we're saying the two things that go together. Yeah, they do come to go together. That's terrible disease. Well, a burger was a very nice gesture. Thank you. But a burger without fries seems worthless. But did you see what I did? Mm-hmm. You call me. I'm just leaving the store. I said I was at 7-11 and you go get me some snack. Get me some snacks

Starting point is 00:02:48 What did I do? Well, I said please what I do though you got me seven different things to choose from see that's how you do it That's what friendship is that's what love is that's what family is and you don't do that you don't complete it Yeah, like when I play a video game. I need to complete all the objectives. Yeah, you know what I mean? And here's another thing. Hi guy. Hi guy. Me? Yeah. You're ripped. You're ripped.

Starting point is 00:03:09 The shreds. Out of your mind. I told you it's later in the evening. I'm gonna start drug testing on the show. Yeah, yeah. The employees on the show are gonna go into rigorous drug test. I'm not getting it. You're so high right now.

Starting point is 00:03:18 I'm not so high. I'm not so wrong. Yeah, you, I've seen your eyes. Get on Amazon right now and order drug tests for the crew because I want to start drug testing everybody Yeah, this is a sober show Bobby is sober. He's going through the program Yeah, you're on drugs and alcohol When I look at you I get I'm comfortable. Look at him. He's itching. He's itching right now

Starting point is 00:03:38 No, Bob. He's giving me marijuana before get because we get him for free at comedy shows He didn't what we get when why was I high? Yeah, because we get him for free at comedy shows. He gives you what we get. Well, why? Hawaii. Was that high? Yeah, when I was high. Yeah, when you were relapsing. Yeah, that doesn't count. We were in Hawaii together?

Starting point is 00:03:52 Yeah, bro. Wait, wait, wait, why? We did a show. No, we didn't do a show in Hawaii. No, what? You mean Mexico? No, I was in Hawaii within with Trash Tuzé. Oh. Oh, you were? Yeah, you were filming something and see you were there too

Starting point is 00:04:09 Yeah, it was chaos But do we get high together? Oh, yeah fun. Yeah, it was fun. Hey, no, yes bad Carlos bring me back to home. No, no, I won't I won't and you'll get too mad and these drug tests are pretty Reasonably priced to yeah, well, I want the whole crew drug tested. And fancy, I want you to drug test as well. You're not exempt from this because I don't know what you're up to if you're using. But he seems like he could be using and Carlos, meanwhile, what would what do McCone say? You were drinking in the car before you came in.

Starting point is 00:04:37 The top of Chico margaritas are good. McCone, go get a butt light out of the fridge. He has to drink one on the air now. Hell yeah. Don't drink that on camera. Okay. You pig. Just do that likeone, go get a Bud Light out of the fridge. He has to drink one on the air now. Hell yeah. Don't drink that on camera, okay? You pig, just do that like the sad pig. You are hiding it behind the wall.

Starting point is 00:04:49 It's the gay drink, right? It's, well, they're trans drink. Trans drink, yeah. The Bud Light supports trans rights. Yeah, I ask you a question, Andrew. My best friend. Yeah, baby. Why is it that you can't mix foods?

Starting point is 00:05:01 Who you talking about? What do you mean? What do you mean I can mix foods? No, but think about what I'm saying. You can't different lands, right? You can't at a restaurant get a California roll. Did you give him weed? I promise I did. Beef stroganoff.

Starting point is 00:05:16 I'm trying to tap into it. No, you can do that. It's got a buffet. California roll, beef stroganoff. At a buffet. Have you been ever been to a buffet? They have beef stroganoff. At a buffet. Have you been ever been to a buffet? They have all that stuff. They have pizza spaghetti.

Starting point is 00:05:28 Bajaf is taco. Go to any, when we're in Vegas, you can get all that at one. We'll go to the famous. You shouldn't do it. No, yes you should. Why? Because that's what makes America great.

Starting point is 00:05:38 Oh, that's true. That's what Donald Trump was talking about. Right. Can you get a torch? I wanna, I wanna, I wanna torch. Tiki torch? I wanna Tiki torch and I wanna Tiki torch, and I wanna be able to like,

Starting point is 00:05:46 we're not a red, like a red hat but without any anything on it. Just a white hat. No red hat. Like a red, red baseball hat. They're together a white hat. Like a pointy white hat? Well, I want that at night.

Starting point is 00:05:57 Yeah, with a torch. Yeah, at night. But during the day we're the red hat, right? With nothing on it. Nothing on it. And let them infer. Right. I think you can mix foods, but honestly,

Starting point is 00:06:08 do you even like it? What do you want to, you want to get a California roll and then have spaghetti? Yeah, I mean, I've never had a California with beef stroganoff before. Is this something that you want? Well, in my mind, I'm like, there's no way that's good. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:06:22 I kind of think that might be really good. But with the Baja of his taco too? I mean, what's wrong with it? I just don't get it. I just don't know. I kinda think that might be really good. But with a bar of his taco too? I mean, what's wrong with it? I just don't get it. I just don't see what's bad about this. An epinana. Again, these are all home run. All right, okay.

Starting point is 00:06:33 I don't hear any flaws in this. Okay, what about this? If I take a California roll, I take a ball, and I stir it. Like you mash it? I mash it. Got it. Then I put B stroganoff in. Stir it. Right? it. Got it. Did I put be strogan off in? Stir it right? Mm-hmm steel cut oatmeal. Why?

Starting point is 00:06:49 What do we why not is what I know? I mean your Irish right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, is that our thing? Well, I mean I put it for your role You need a you need cut up some potatoes put some potatoes in there. You stir it right right and then what else would you put in there? Then you have it not in there, you start right, right? Right. And then what else would you put in there? I think you'll have enough. I bet. You think so? No, I think you put an entire packet of American cheese. That's right.

Starting point is 00:07:12 No. Slices, singles, craft powder. Craft powder. Oh. Alright. Macaroni and cheese powder. Mac and cheese powder? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:20 You pour that in there, right? You mix it. Then you bake it. Yeah. 350 li of it. Right. And you bake it for two hours. That's so long. Two hours? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:29 All right. All right. Now, hour. What's long? I never baked it in. 30 minutes. 30 minutes bake it. At 400.

Starting point is 00:07:37 Could you put a flower in there? Just a, just like a rose? Yeah. Yeah. You can. Yeah. Like a dandelion. A bagonia? A bagonia, yeah. You throw that in there. No, I put flour like the wheat flour, the bread flour.

Starting point is 00:07:48 Right? Why? Why? Could you make a bread out of it? Not if you just put flour in it, that's not gonna do anything. Oh, how do you make bread? We need water. Let me guess.

Starting point is 00:07:57 Water, flour, egg, butter, geese. Yees, geese. Let it rise. Yeah, yeah. We'll get Tom Pop on the show. He'll teach us how to make bread. Oh, really? You know what I did in the middle of the night

Starting point is 00:08:09 that I have to admit and I feel very bad about? I stepped on my dog, going to piss in the middle of the night. Oh, no. You know that sound that they make when you step on, it's different. Yeah. It's different. There's a different sound that they admit.

Starting point is 00:08:20 It's like inside their computer deep inside of the algorithm. And when you step on them, I'm like, you're there! Yeah. They've never made that sound before. I've stepped on a Jewish person before. What do they say? The cow! Same thing.

Starting point is 00:08:32 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just stepped on one? I stepped on one, yeah. Oh, they! Oh yeah, that's due to my Jewish dog. Oh, they! But so you stepped on your dog, you're duck so cute, you're poodle.

Starting point is 00:08:42 I feel so bad. She was, see what happens is, she does this, I don't know if your dog does this, but she goes on and off the bed during the course of the night. Like sometimes if she's too warm, she'll jump down off of the bed and then she sleeps under the bed. She gets cold, she wants to come back up on the bed again.

Starting point is 00:08:55 Well, last night, she must have jumped off when before I passed out, because I didn't know. And I, my fat ass rolled out of bed and I took a big thud onto the ground and I stepped on the back of her legs and her butt hot. I mean hard and did it right wake your wife up Yeah, freaked out. Well because the dog went it did that thing and did he walk out of the room? No, she panicked she started moving around the room like crazy like she and I was trying to hold her to see if she was in pain And I picked her up and I was holding her and I just started peeing I went piss I had to piss you pissed while and I picked her up and I was holding her and I just started peeing, I went piss, I had to piss.

Starting point is 00:09:25 You pissed while you were holding the dog? Well I was comforting her but I had to piss. What am I gonna do? Not piss. I gotta comfort the dog. Did your dog see your penis? Seen it. Seen it? How else did you adopt the dog?

Starting point is 00:09:38 I tell you let him know who you are. Oh that's right, I don't know. Peanut butter baby, peanut butter. Yeah, yeah. Yeah I was holding the poor girl and I'm peeing. And she was like whimpering and shaking and I felt so bad. Oh my God, it's so bad. I know so we killed her, peanut butter. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was holding the poor girl and I'm peeing. Yeah. And she was like whimpering and shaking. Oh my God, it's so bad.

Starting point is 00:09:47 Oh my God, it's so bad. I know, so we killed her. We had to get rid of her. That's it. Bojo, my cat, my middle cat. Yeah. No, the youngest cat. Bojo's the youngest.

Starting point is 00:09:54 He's fat. He's overweight. I wouldn't say he's fat. Yeah, he's a mean word. He's a mean word. And you know, sometimes I look at him and on my bed, when he's on my bed, he'll go, and like spread his legs like this.

Starting point is 00:10:07 He goes, just to show you his goods. No, he doesn't. He wants belly rubs. Oh yeah, baby, I belly's, that's a reason. But it's not. He wants his, he wants his popito rub.

Starting point is 00:10:18 No, I don't know. I don't know dude. Bokanyeo, touch. I don't know. But I swear to God, he goes, right like this, right? And okay, Bojo, and I'll start doing the belly.

Starting point is 00:10:28 And he'll go, oh, down he wants it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll go, right? And I'll go, no, Bojo. You know, the next time you are on a date with a girl, I want you to just at dinner, just go. Yeah. You think so?

Starting point is 00:10:40 Yeah, see what you'll do. Like this? See if she'll rub in the middle of it. Right. You and I are on a date right now, okay Thank you for taking me to cheesecake factory. This is rad. I've never been here Got the match you're welcome. I like what that's not you I'm the lady. I know but your voice. I just felt like I had a match it. No, it's you

Starting point is 00:10:56 You're just you. I'm sorry. I really like this restaurant. This is great. Thanks for taking me here. Oh You're welcome Who are you now me? Okay, great. That's how I am. She's here. Oh, you're welcome. What? Who are you now? Me. Okay, great. That's how I am. She's black, right? What are you doing?

Starting point is 00:11:09 I'm black. I thought the character was black. I was doing my own thing. Oh, you're right. Okay, perfect. You're welcome. So, I know we matched on Raya. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:11:20 And I want to tell you, a lot of girls online, they're not into first date hookups. Yeah. I am. I'm a first date hookup type of girl Oh wow There it is that got me that would get me oh, okay, sorry my bad I want you to me out the next time you date if take someone on a date just do that lift up your if it's not going well If that's not going well, we'll just let it bomb anyway. That's better. Oh yeah. Okay, sorry, my bad. I want you to me out the next time you date, if it takes someone on a date, just do that. If it's not going well. If not, that going well.

Starting point is 00:11:47 We'll just let it bomb anyway. What's the difference? Okay, I wanna see what the, okay, let's say that we're having a conversation, that's uncomfortable. You know, you know, something that the date's not going well and you go, and you kind of know,

Starting point is 00:12:00 oh, I'm not gonna hook up with this girl, that it's gonna be bad. You're ready to just bail. Yeah, so let's, all right. So we're middle conversation. Right here, we'll be. Okay, here it is. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:12:09 Yeah, I don't know, I just think, I don't know, I disagree with you. I think reparations are in order and I think we should be giving everybody money. I think we should be giving every black end of the junior United States money. I don't know why you think we should be doing it. Don't we've had to give the natives money

Starting point is 00:12:23 and then we've had to give everyone. And we should. And we should give more and more and more. Oh, the hard working tax pay, where's my money? They should all go to every minority. No, but an infrastructure structure. What do we need? The roads, the roads, what?

Starting point is 00:12:33 What do we need that for? Oh, can we get out of here? Really? See how fast that switched? She was so politically charged until you finally me out at her. Yeah. That's all she needs.

Starting point is 00:12:44 Wow, I did not know. That is a panty me out at her. Yeah. That's all she needs. Wow. I did not know. That is a panty dropper. Yeah. Yeah. Panty dropper, kiddo. Anyway, Bojo. What about Joe, do you rub them? No, I rub his belly and then every time I'll do a wider, I'll do a wider rub.

Starting point is 00:13:02 Yeah, I mean, like one of those like, you know, wax on, wax off, you know, cry to Kid Rob. Little Miyagi stuff. Yeah, so I go wide and it goes toward his area. Right. And he goes, you get a little bit more. He loves it.

Starting point is 00:13:16 Yeah. So I don't know, man. I know, man. What do you know? It's wrong. I think you've trained him to do that. No, that's not true. That's not true.

Starting point is 00:13:24 And that's on a pocket. It sounds like. I did not train that. It sounds like you started it. You started it's wrong. I think you've trained him to do that. No, that's that's true. Yes. That's true And that's on a pocket. It sounds like I did not train that sounds like you started it You started it. He wouldn't know that if you didn't start it. You did it one time. He liked it. You kept going back No, he's EP He's poke you. There's people but a cat's pp What are you doing? What are you googling? He's actually a rouse of cat. Yeah Male cats can be sensitive to testicle stimulation. Oh, sorry. Tech tile.

Starting point is 00:13:47 Yeah. Some finish off the arousal reaction by biting or clawing. Does he bite you and claw you when you're rubbing his belly? Why does he bite you and claw you? Your honor. I will interview the way it does he bought bite you and claw you. Your honor. It's a nibble.

Starting point is 00:14:01 It's not a bite. But does he claw does his hands go down there and he bites and nibbles? It's a high five. Yeah. Not a claw. The good his hands go down there and he bites a nibbles? It's a high five. Yeah, not a claw. The good work is what he's saying. He's going, thank you. I'm telling you, this can get reported. I didn't do anything.

Starting point is 00:14:14 What is it, the ASPCA or whatever? I didn't do anything. I didn't do it straight up. Well, no, we can't say that word. We can't say that word, dude. What the fuck are you doing, dude? He's stoned, I'm drunk. He's high.

Starting point is 00:14:22 Zufilia. Zufilia. Oh, shit. You can't say that. I can't say that either, I'm sure. I'm just saying, stoned, Andrew. It's high. Zufilia. Oh, shit. Can't say that either, I'm sure. I'm just saying, so anyway, go back to your dog. Is your dog okay? Well, I'm certainly not going to pet her plus. I didn't say that.

Starting point is 00:14:34 I didn't say that. That's exactly what you said. I didn't say that. You said you had a wide berth and then you actually rubbed on his big gang. No, I was going, you know, wax on, anyway. Okay. I would not. I rub her belly and I stay and I stay high and up by her neck and her little belly.

Starting point is 00:14:48 Yeah. But she's gonna be fine. We'll find out. Let me ask you this. She's got trauma for that. I can ask you this, so. What if like the little prince, right? The little pea.

Starting point is 00:14:56 I had a little wand, man. And I did your dog turned into a human. She's female, right? She's a girl, yeah. She looked like a Margot Robbie. Mm-hmm. Right, so I go. Like, you know the little prince?

Starting point is 00:15:08 Don't they do that? Little frog turning into the prince? Yeah, they do. I turn your dog into Margot Robbie. Yeah, mate. Right? Yeah. You're gonna raise the rest of your... Nothing would change. I'd make her get on all fours.

Starting point is 00:15:18 I'd put on a leash on her, and I'd walk her around. I'd take her for walks in the morning. Really? Yeah, well, she's my dog. And you wouldn't do belly rubs. Like a long, long, salute, you wouldn't do long belly rubs.

Starting point is 00:15:27 Would do belly rubs. The long kind. I don't know. What do you mean? I would take her for long walks. I would clean up her poop. But you know, be weird though. They probably don't know English.

Starting point is 00:15:38 They probably still a dog, right? So you still, you know, No dogs know English. Dogs know the language in which you speak to them. You go to Mexico, they speak Spanish. Oh, really was a Mexican dog sound like. Bark bark. You know what you're right. Bow wow.

Starting point is 00:16:00 Hey, man, Bow wow. Yeah, what are they? What do they sound like in China? Help, help, help! That's me. Oh, cut it out. Why? What does the dog sound like in China? Jinky.

Starting point is 00:16:11 Oh, wow. No, no, no. That's, that's Jeff, first of all, that's Japanese. All right. Jinky Jinky. Okay. You can't say that. Why can't you say that?

Starting point is 00:16:19 Jinky Jinky. Yeah. You're saying Jinky Jinky. I think Jinky Jinky, yeah. Good restaurant, buddy. Right. You like Jinky Jinky? Love. I love chin chin. Chin chin is a clean restaurant. The food is so clean.

Starting point is 00:16:29 Chin chin is like the McDonald's of Chinese food. Like it's consistent. It always has the same thing. Right. You know what you're getting? Yeah. It's the old school. It's the simple menu, right? And it used to be when we were broke, that used to be the place.

Starting point is 00:16:41 We're like, oh man, in two weeks, I get to go to Chin chin. Well, that was like high end. That was super fast. That was like a fancy. For in two weeks, I get to go to Chin Chin. Well, that was like high end. That was like a fancy, for us. Yeah, if I could go to Chin Chin on sunset, that was a fancy Chinese night out. What's a fancy night out for you, McCone, right now?

Starting point is 00:16:53 Now that you're making a couple bucks, we've got you hired. Are you treating yourself? I went to Barney's the other night. The bar, Barney's beenery? Yeah, not the department store. Yeah, he can't do that. I don't know. The one on Santa Monica. Yeah, not the department store. Yeah, he can't do that The one on Santa Monica. Yeah, the one on Santa Monica. You want to know the irony about that place? I'm going to that place for years. We too. I just love going there. Me too

Starting point is 00:17:12 Barney's is in the heart of West Hollywood for people that don't know West Hollywood is the predominant gay neighborhood in Los Angeles It is the mecca of gay. It's where the gay parade is right? Barney's and its origination was owned by this old decrepit guy that hated gay people moving into the neighborhood. So on the roof, look it up. Look at what he used to say on the roof of Barney's beenery. Look at what he used to say. This is real. This is a factual thing from the history of Barney's beenery. He painted on the rooftop. Carlos is so high. He can't even do Barney's Barney. I'm typing this correctly. Picture of Gaysler on Barney's Beanie Roof. I guess. I mean, he there was pictures all over the internet at one point. Where is it? Am I crazy? Is this one of those? What do you call them?

Starting point is 00:17:54 So a Mandela effect where we know it said something on the roof. I think it's a Mandela. No, no, no. Look at that. Look at that. I always thought it was this one, Andrew. Honestly. Maybe that is it. That's the famous Barney's. This is crazy. Am I losing my mind that it used to be? I've never heard that. I never heard that. Well, you just saw the article about it, so it is true.

Starting point is 00:18:12 It's what I've sucked three dicks in Barney's binary. I just know, so can I ask you about Barney's? Yeah. Back in the day, there were a lot of chicks, there were a lot of chicks. Yeah, I usually go out on the east side, and it's more like a hipster vibe over by where I live in Echo Park and Silver Lake. I don't really go out and we hoe that much. But everyone there is like

Starting point is 00:18:29 it's like aggressive. They're like really hot but like pretentious and they kind of look like like nepo babies. Nepo babies. Something you wish you were. You're just a bum from Minnesota. You got no connections in this business. But it was kind of fun. Including us. You had Arnie's because like with this, it felt like I had like a suicide vest on. Be honest, have you gotten laid? Sense?

Starting point is 00:18:54 Yeah, no. Since you've shaved your head like this. Do you think this is a deterrent? Oh yeah. Not helping. He showed me a video that's really hot girl that apparently he sitsaks up with, and then he takes off his hat,

Starting point is 00:19:07 and it's like a reveal video and the girl's like freaked out. And it's kind of offensive to me, because that's what I like really just look like. Yeah, that's what you look like all the time. That's why he did it as a bit. Now, what's the goal with this? Are we gonna keep shaving your head?

Starting point is 00:19:19 How are we gonna get through this? No, I think I'm gonna mull it at it. Once it grows, my hair's, I'm just gonna look weird for like a few months. What, what, why don't you save the whole thing and then start from the beginning? I like, do you are balding though, aren't you? When I have this, yeah, it's like, like nothing has changed. Yeah, I mean, this looks, yeah, but then you take your hat off when,

Starting point is 00:19:39 when you get a girl to your apartment and she's going to be bummed. Unless you keep your hat on the whole time that you're hooking up. Hat stays on. So you said that to her, hat stays on. Hat stays on. I can imagine that could, would you think that would work

Starting point is 00:19:51 if you could get butt naked just leave the hat on? It doesn't work. You tried. I've tried. It doesn't work. We should ask the resident bald guy. Yeah. I've tried it doesn't work.

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Starting point is 00:23:55 You're already in the bed. Excuse me one second. Yeah, yeah. What does she missus potato head? She's just taking off portions of her body. No. I'd love to know that. You know what I do? That's what a nice guy I am.

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Starting point is 00:24:28 Anyway, you would not, you're a liar. And I also would carry them. Well, like it's like they, like we, and play We Are the Champions by Queen, after you had sex. Yeah, just parade her around. Yeah, hooray, you know. You be honest. If you got home to a girl that you're dating

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Starting point is 00:24:58 Oh pretend like it's not, she's not taking off limbs. Yes, do it. I've had such a good night. You too. I'm feeling fris it. I've had such a good night. Me too. I'm feeling frisky. I frisky too. Wow.

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Starting point is 00:25:33 You want to see right you're right it would never work. What if they do that way they gotta say something about it They're gonna say something they got they have two fucking legs missing. They're gonna say a joke or they're gonna be self-aware Yeah, yeah, they have to Carlos makes a they're gonna say a joke or they're gonna be self-aware. Yeah, yeah They have to Carlos makes a joke when he takes us hat off he makes a joke. I always go oh I have crazy here And they go and but they always go I know because every girl nowadays Google's you before you go out Yeah, but but you especially because you have a little bit of public recognition now But before that you would make jokes about it. Oh my god You he would say you told me one time, oh, I'm having a bad hair day

Starting point is 00:26:05 and he would take his hat off and the girls like it. That's a killer line. I'm having a bad hair day. You know it's worse than no legs? Having a prosthetic vagina. It, who has no? I don't know, as they were. I didn't speak to all of them.

Starting point is 00:26:17 Right. Ho bof and then poom. Mo. That would be a bummer. Can you hold this? Poom. Yeah. I'd grab the thing and just start fucking that.

Starting point is 00:26:27 Yeah. Yeah. Prostatic, any prostatic. You're right. You're absolutely it. What about eyeball? Like one eyeball. Just, yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:38 Comes right out. Yeah. That would be a funny. I would ask if I could use it. Oh, you do. What? I'm gonna go to another hole Right right One moral

Starting point is 00:26:52 I see I see I mean imagine though if she did take a ribo out. Yeah What if she took a ribo on she was like let's use this for for play a bead Yeah, one bead What's not a rib. Yeah, it's a But it's fake. Yeah, it's not a real eyeball. It's just it's a marble or a glazed made of glass to the ball glass eyes The ball goes in my hole of course it does but guess what what it comes out of your mouth Goes in your butt and you go Wow, what are they made of glass? What are most fake eyes made out of? Glass eye were really made of glass then now they're made of hard plastic acrylic of course

Starting point is 00:27:30 I mean the glass would be so much more dope to have a glass eyeball But I bet you it's just too much isn't I want to know like if I want to buy one yeah Let's order a couple of glass eyes to the studio. No, but I want to see like how high-end it goes Holy shit eight thousand8,000. A cheap one's $2,500. I bet you I can get you one on the East Side of LA for like 40 bucks. I bet you my life, I can go get you one for 40 bucks.

Starting point is 00:27:54 Like it's made out of wood. Yeah. Human style I, it used, it says used on Etsy. 20 bucks. Oh, 20 bucks used. That's fine. Hand blown glass eye. See, I'm sure people get them for cheap.

Starting point is 00:28:05 But you could get a dope one for 8300. Okay. Let me see. Let me see one 8300 Ias. They only last they last 10 years too. That's long enough. Bob, can you think about that if you lost an eye? Yeah Well, how dope would you customize your eye? Oh my god. I was like a tarot doctor wise. He's so cool. I would have eyes are like so otherworldly I was like, tearadactylized. He's so cool. I would have eyes that are like, so, are the worldly. Yeah, I'd want something, oh, look at that guy up top. Look at the first picture up top,

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Starting point is 00:28:39 What? Marty Feldman. Yeah, what do you mean? Look at his eyes. I would do one gigantic eye. Just a huge, like that. Yeah. But it's always looking the wrong one. Yeah, what do you mean? Look at his eyes. I would do one gigantic eye. Just a huge like that. Yeah, but it's always looking the wrong one. Yeah, yeah. I would put a gigantic Marty Feldman eye. Imagine having a conversation with that guy. Like imagine

Starting point is 00:28:54 he's imagine if you come out of his house and you work for like the gas company. You know when he has to do like mundane stuff. Yeah. He looks cool in that photo. I think when he bulges his eyes out like that's weird, but well, that's his thing. When, he looks cool in that photo. I think when he bulges his eyes out like that's weird, but. Well, that's his thing. When does he not bulge? That's what he looks like. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. This dog's looking over there. That dog's looking over there. But he was such a great actor. I don't know what he was in other than knowing. He was a young Frankenstein. Yeah. But what else? I don't know. Okay. So yeah, that's it. He was great in that.

Starting point is 00:29:25 Okay, fine. They needed a guy who could look both ways at the same time. What has he done, Marty Feldman? Should have been a crossing guard at one point in his life. Yeah. He should be in all eye movies, Hill of Eyes. Hill of Eyes. Yeah, Marty has eyes.

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Starting point is 00:30:38 Was the original you don't watch Chaplin? What do you mean? I don't I'm not popping it in now, but I have seen it That's what is it so funny. No dude. It's so funny. It's that funny? Yes, I swear to God. It is. I'm promise you it is You're doing it right now. Yeah, that funny. Yeah, Bob. I help literal you to been Charlie Charlie Chaplin Just be in the jungle. They're shooting at me. Oh my God. That's a great movie. Charlie Charlie Chaplin. Charlie Chaplin. Charlie Chaplin. That would be great. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:17 No, I really do. I mean, in the history of time when I've watched these old movies, you go, I get where comedy now. I see. Bruce from. Yeah, yeah. Like you don't watch it again, but you go, oh my God, that's where so and so gets the way he falls. The way Farley falls, right? The way Farley did Pratt falls. That was indicative of so many other big fucking,

Starting point is 00:31:36 what's his name, mom? Mr. Keaton. Huh? Buster Keaton. Well, Buster Keaton for sure, Fadiar buckle, right? It's like all these guys that were like overweight that like did physical comedy, you saw it again and again and again in our new got.

Starting point is 00:31:49 I mean, we do it. We steal from whatever comedy from our history and our childhood was in our mind, the way our brains and our faces work. Who was a comic when you were a kid that you try to emulate or an actor that you would do his motions? Nobody.

Starting point is 00:32:06 You never saw a guy and you tried to, like obviously for me, we talked about the... I would scream like Sam Kinnison in the bathroom, but that's a... No, that's a big thing. Because that does help. Yeah, that's what you do on stage sometimes.

Starting point is 00:32:16 Yeah, yeah. Without you knowing me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm very influenced by him. Mine was always hit. I mean, Jim, was everything Jim did, I wanted to mock. Let me ask you something.

Starting point is 00:32:24 And this is gonna be a weird question to ask you, okay? Yeah. So when I was a kid in stand up, I would, I never did the main room back then, right? And you see all the comics back there like, you know, and I'd go, and I would look up to them and I go, wow, they're cool, listen to that. But when we're back there, it doesn't feel like we're cool.

Starting point is 00:32:45 No, they don't like us. So has it changed? No, that's not true. I'm sure that younger comics... You think people look at, they're like, there's intersentino, Bobby, Lea or whatever. Some comics, I mean, I'm sure not all of them like all of us. Because my argument is this, and this is what, and I'm not going to call out names.

Starting point is 00:33:02 But here we go. The dormant at the comedy store sometimes feel too comfortable. They talk to me as if why you laughing McCone? Because I've seen it. Yeah. They talk to me as if their headliners too. Like, you know, why don't you say something to them then? I try, but it's like, I go, you're you're acting like you're a headliner. And not no offense. I've had your try, but it's like, I go, you're acting like your headliner. And no offense, I've had your job, but it's like, you know, you give me a nougie. They're grabbing you? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:34 Really? Oh yeah, push me around. I've never seen this. Yeah, Makota. They don't do it in front of you. They do it in front of me though. Yeah. They would not do that in front of you.

Starting point is 00:33:42 And I'm like, wait, I'm not afraid of that. Wait a second. I'm What happened to the rules? We got to fight back them What do I do punch them punch back? Well, you can't punch Spit lick. Oh lick. I do too. I do too much of that. I think that's what it is too Right, so you play with them too much. So they think it's come well. They're safe like Yeah, okay, go ahead What What I mean, go ahead. Like, Shepal Acy.

Starting point is 00:34:08 What do you do to Shepal? Well, the other day he walked by me and he crushed his fingers against my neck. Can you imagine he would fucking murder you? That dude is so strong. I know. He would fucking break you. But he goes, but when he's like playing with me,

Starting point is 00:34:24 he pretends I'm like a baby chimp to him. You are I know you're You could see him like kind of letting me Dude he could crack you I know I understand that like a little fortune cookie Just right in the middle. What can I just be like a oatmeal cookie just a little fortune I can't be a bit peanut butter cookie. No because you like just like a fortune. All right. You're filled with wisdom That's right. See yeah, but so I him and I stopped doing the Ian Edwards. Well, he doesn't like to be fucked with. You don't touch Ian.

Starting point is 00:34:49 Ian's very different. I did it for 20 years. Yeah, it's not a good idea. Yeah, he's still not over it. It's weird. I just like I'll tackle him from behind and this. Come on, old friend. Yeah, but with the young guys there,

Starting point is 00:34:59 they just they don't have the same respect. I don't know if this is true, but to you, to you as a batch and I see how they treat you guys, I see they look't know if this is true, but do you, do you as a batch, and I see how they treat you guys, they look at you like this. No, that's not. I see it, I see it. The other day, I swear to God,

Starting point is 00:35:12 they were like, look at you like this. Like everything you say is wisdom. With me, they're like, well, what are you, but they push me around and stuff, and they're like, well, that's the end of it tonight. We're not putting up with any of that anymore.

Starting point is 00:35:24 No more. And I would call, well, that's the end of it tonight. We're not putting up with any of that anymore. No more. And I would call out names. We'll do it. But I will not. I will not because I want to give everyone a shot. But it's like, I've noticed that. And you know, I'm glad McCone that you've seen it. He's seen it.

Starting point is 00:35:37 I know he's hanging around the store a little bit too much. Yeah, it just bothered me. And he's chumming it up with what's her name the other night. Curly hair girl Angie yeah, yeah, yeah, he's buddy and up way too close to her Oh the girl you hung out with instead of him that one night What does that mean what are you implying hi guy? I'm not high, bro. Yeah, what are you implying though? No, I was just trying to like this guy. Hey guy take this out. Yeah. Oh, it's just trying to be a good guy. Guy, okay.

Starting point is 00:36:05 All right, what's up? I'm, I like to take, like we did with Jesse, with other people, and I did it with Esther, I did it with Benji, I did it with a bunch of, yeah, you, I've done it with Sandy Dan to all these guys, right? I like to mentor and take him to dinner and go hear the ropes, and do you need any help?

Starting point is 00:36:24 I promise I'll listen to playing in the hotel. So I don't know what you're implying, friend. There's no dark magic or art. I did it with you. I know. And here I am. Thank you. Yeah. You're welcome. I appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah, it was a bad idea to do it. Sometimes you make a mistake. Yeah, your instinct is wrong. Your instinct is wrong. Right. You're gonna pick a few bad horses. Yes, dude. Not all gonna win the race. Right. You're gonna pick a few bad horses. Yes, dude Not all gonna win the race. Yeah, I still think of you when he passed by some of those places What places we want to when he's picking up crack at night No, we went to the newsroom cafe on Robertson. It's gone. Well, we went back in the day

Starting point is 00:36:57 Yeah, yeah, I remember where's the nut where do you take where the nicest place he took? Yeah That Chinese place on Beverly with Charlie Charlie Finn. Yeah, he's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Charlie Finn. You know Charlie Finn. I don't know who that is. He's like one of my best friends. Charlie Finn. Charlie Finn was on a sitcom with Zach Knighton and Mazdrabrani. Also the picture where you call life on a stage. Oh yeah. I like this guy. Yeah. I know him. I like him. Yeah. And Charlie Finn is so funny. What a face on that guy. Yeah, he was that's that was he was super troopers

Starting point is 00:37:26 He was so good so good in super troopers. Yeah But he's my best buddies in the whole world that guy Yeah, look you come up when you Google huh? Of course what you what do you do together? That's why you shot something together. No him and I So I was on mad TV and he was on life on a stick He was a bug show. No.

Starting point is 00:37:46 So they did a TV show called Life on a Stick with Zach Knightin, who's on Magna P.I., Mausdrubrani and Charlie. And it was a show about life on a stick. Hot dog on a stick. Oh, they worked at Hot Dog. Who's the girl? I know who the girl is, but.

Starting point is 00:38:00 Let's find out. So they, yeah, they work on a hot dog on a stick. Well, I see why this one didn't take, I know it's crazy. You know what the irony is? Yes. This has feelers, it feels to me reminiscent of the two broke girls. It has that same vibe. It's got the same colorization, the same look.

Starting point is 00:38:20 Yeah. It's shot the same way. This is what always bothered me about TV back in the day. We only found out recently, look at her fucking hair. Yeah, it's shot the same way. This is what always bothered me about TV back in the day. We only found out recently. Look at her fucking hair. Yeah. Her hair, the girl who works at the hot dog stand doesn't have fucking hair like that. These good looking kids don't work at hot dog stands. Yeah, they don't know who works at a hot dog stand. Yeah, McCone. That's who works at a hot dog stand. Take off your hat. This is the kid you see in the mall going, yeah, he's one of hot dog. That's who does it. Yeah. beautiful girl into really good looking guys.

Starting point is 00:38:45 That was the problem of TV. They cast at hot people in non-hot roles. Is that a DVD? It's fan made, it even says it. Oh right, fan made, which is Christ. By the way, you know who works in a hot dog stand today? You and me. What do you mean?

Starting point is 00:38:59 We would pass on a show like this today. Oh, that's true. Can't get to hot people on there, you gotta get to guys. To goofazers who failed out of life. But anyway, who true. Can't get too hot people on there. You got to get your guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too goof asses who failed out of life. But anyway, who was the girl? Look up the name right there. Go back to all.

Starting point is 00:39:11 I'd like to see what her name is to see if she's now Lily. Oh, no, sage Thompson and and Rochelle. Zach is killing it, but I still talk to him about that. They're all doing great. Well, I mean, I want to say we all do show. We all do shows that didn't go. Yeah, but it's good. I mean, I'm sure they're all, you know I mean, I want to say... We all do shows that didn't go. Yeah. But it's good.

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Starting point is 00:43:07 Hello. Hello? Hello, yes. Hello. Is this the great Michael Winslow? What's left of him? What do we, what do we, what, what, what, what's left of you? We're on the phone with the great Michael Winslow. He's a legend.

Starting point is 00:43:24 A legend. We talked about you. But but Michael do you live in LA or no? Florida, but I'm also up in Washington now. We're up in South Olympia right now. Oh, you are you're on the road Yeah, we're in the mountains right now. Oh the month so for people we want to explain at home one of the group one of the We have Starlink in the mountains So oh, you're Starlinking up there. You got Elon technology. Oh fancy boy. I mean, how awesome I don't upload in download 4k if I want to do stuff. That's exactly right the porn one of the greatest actors and voice actors people have, especially for music, oh my gosh, I got, I got to have data links tough because we do, you know, I got music coming, coming out.

Starting point is 00:44:07 Mr. Windlow, what do you think? I got to have that quality of, to be able to uplink. What do you think if Starlink had, what would it sound like when it was communicating through space, zapping down to you? Well, remember in space, no one can use cream. Oh, wow. God, God. You still got it.

Starting point is 00:44:39 In space. You have to understand, as long as everybody makes noises, you guys know that every person, man won't worry, you got a skill set, you got the sounds, but we don't use it. You could have so much fun, and it could go so many different ways provided you use the sounds for the proper good. Michael, do you, now, do you, during the course of the day, do you continually imitate things that you hear as you go about, of course, your day and put it down in your phone to, like, give yourself notes to keep working on sound? Well, that sounded just like a cough.

Starting point is 00:45:10 Without a cough. Well, sorry, let me put my headphones on here. I'm just trying to... That was good. That sounded exactly like a real cough. Yeah. Well, up in the mountains, we have a thing called Scotch broom. It's pollen.

Starting point is 00:45:26 And if you're, are you, you guys use your voices, or do you understand? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've had a lot of, a lot of allergens in the air. I don't know if you heard me, I was saying during the course of the day, do you ever, do you record yourself listening to sounds and you imitate them during the course of the day? Do you ever do that?

Starting point is 00:45:44 Not necessarily. It depends course of the day, do you ever do that? Not necessarily, it depends on what the day is. I'm doing all sorts of stuff. You know, I'm listening for what possibilities I can bring into it. Right, okay, if I do a sound, do you think you could find out quickly what it is? Because I feel like you're such in tune with noises, all right? I'm gonna do a sound, you tell me what you think it is, ready? Are you gonna make it, or is this an actual recording?

Starting point is 00:46:04 I'm gonna make it, I promise. And then I want you to tell me what you think it is, ready? Are you gonna make it or is this an actual recording? I'm gonna make it. I promise. And then I want you to tell me what you think it is ready? Go ahead. What do you think? Hang on. Let me ask my hip hop app, Snerey. Yo, Snerey, what you think that is? Yeah, snowy. Yo, snowy, what you think that is? Yo, I think it is a vacuum cleaner. Whoa, snowy. Oh, snowy. Oh, snowy.

Starting point is 00:46:34 I gotta be honest with you, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is their cousin, snowy, with an N. Oh, snowy! Rad. Wow. I hate to tell you that was a Tesla Model X, but it does sound like a vacuum cleaner.

Starting point is 00:46:48 Let's try one more time. You got a noise pop here. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, here you go. Ha, ha, ha. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m- What do we think that is? I think it's, if I'm not mistaken, what do you think, Snary? Yo, you're on your own, yo. Thanks. It's scary doesn't know. Whoa.

Starting point is 00:47:15 Thanks. Well, you know what, I did buy it at the snooper market. So, you know, she was nuts, sort of the snoop loops. Snoop loops. Oh, snoopers. Oh, by the way, you know, she was nuts to the snoop loops. So, snoop loops. Oh, snoop loops. Oh, by the way, you can get those. Anyway, what I think that is for me,

Starting point is 00:47:33 because the license of humor, kind of sounds like she's trying to get out of a Tesla. That's what it is. That's what it was. That's what it is. That's exactly what it was. Oh, dude. You're kidding. You're kidding. Yeah, that's what it is. You are a legend. Oh, you're a legend, dude. Unbelievable. I appreciate I really appreciate you listening to our sounds I do want to see if we can do it back with you. Will you make a sound and see if maybe I can identify what it is. Yeah Oh, why are you kidding?

Starting point is 00:47:57 But anyway, um, oh Let's see. Yeah, what do you got in the chamber, baby? Oh. Let's see. What do you got in the chamber, baby? Oh, it turns the chamber. Well, let's see, I have to step outside and say, OK. Ah!

Starting point is 00:48:11 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Starting point is 00:48:19 Oh! Oh! Hey, Mr. Owl! What up, yo? Oh! Me! Me! Me! Me! Oh! Hey, Mr. Owl. What up, yo? Me full. Sorry, that's Mr. Owl. By the way, where's my cookie pops?

Starting point is 00:48:38 Fucking amazing, amazing. Amazing, Mike. I don't want to take up too much of your time. We appreciate we just we talked about you on the podcast. We're huge. We're huge out to you. We're huge fans and we really appreciate you and we love you. And thank you. Thank you so much for taking the time. We appreciate we just we talked about you on the podcast. We're huge. We're huge fans. And we really appreciate you and we love you. And thank you so much for taking the time. When you come down to LA, will you come on our show? Absolutely. I'd be honored. Besides you guys make Moses. Are you kidding me? We do. We do. We do. Not like you, but we do. Yeah. Yeah. We're we're we're we're we could we could work on we could work on. Oh we would love that I would love it I would actually take one of your classes. Yeah here with us. Let me give you let me give you one that's easy, right? Okay, okay This is something that they use in all of the science fiction films regarding

Starting point is 00:49:19 trolls and elks and orcs and everything else Bobby's in orcs. I'm an orc This is one of the load of the rings tap's in orcs. I'm an orc Okay, simple horse hoes. Are you ready? Yes, okay Wow, how how Wow, you know that also sound yeah, it sounds like and don't forget Yeah, he farted that he farted We want to tell you that we love you and we appreciate you and we'll be talking to you soon because we wanna get you on the show. Well, you guys can make continuizes in breaking rules of organized matter.

Starting point is 00:50:08 We shall. We shall. Thank you Michael. You're the best. So that's incredible. Incredible. That man is an amazing machine. Amazing machine.

Starting point is 00:50:20 God, I wish we could do that. You can, you did it. No, but he uses way better than mine. Let's hear what, let's hear what a phone gets disconnected. No. That's pretty good. Really? Yeah. What about you?

Starting point is 00:50:36 Let's do an open, oh, do he did opening a door? Do opening a door? Perfect. Really? That's so good. You do one. That's... Whoa. That's all my doors, they sound like.

Starting point is 00:50:49 Oh, they do? Well, they got to be there two wedges around. But those are easy ones. Let's try to do a hard one. Okay. Like a car engine, I don't know if I can do it. Yeah, man. Go ahead.

Starting point is 00:51:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about this? Do a toaster. Oh, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how about this do a toaster? Oh, okay We'll be right it's hard ready Oh Mine's like this Mine's like Bread oh wow, yeah, might we tune mine to say bread. Yeah, yeah

Starting point is 00:51:35 What is this what do you got here? I have this Bro, we didn't see any any Yeah, little little Chinese get to the black eye. Why did they react that way? Why did they react that way? They don't know that that's why. She said, little, she said, foreign or foreigner, little black, little black. No, he didn't.

Starting point is 00:52:03 It's translated right there on the screen. He does, where's the banana? He said that? Yeah, but I think he's just genuinely looking for bananas. So that has something to do with. And the kid was going, I know Chinese. Bro, any, any banana somewhere right? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:16 Okay, so that's up, so that, there's two things going on. Racist little kid. No, that's not what this is. That is the racist little kid. I'm one. Grandma, look, foreigner, right? African. No, that's not what it's the racist little kid Grandma look foreigner right african Little black little black

Starting point is 00:52:35 That's crazy that is insane that she for the band that little Chinese girls right let's cancel her Let's find out find out where band out where she is and cancel her and cancel her Make away her toys. Yeah, wow. We won't stand for this kind of behavior in our society anymore And I mean it cancel this young little Chinese girl. Thank you Carlos for bringing that to my attention I know problem these young Chinese kids, but there was a video I saw of a black guy in Africa Meeting a white girl and he ran away This is the same thing. No, it's not it is no because historically whites that meet Africans probably not a good look Blavv, Africans see whites coming in there like get these fucking pigs out of here

Starting point is 00:53:16 Okay, not the same. That's coming as the get out trailer Okay, yeah, oh, did you was that just the movie get out that you thought it was nothing was orange That's what it was it's insane. Yeah, well, that's a crazy video. Give me something Carlos pig Girl I'm up for two grimmys my very first time you guys wow my name is Bobby Storm and I'm up for two Grammys two I need to be quiet but they're enjoying it so why we're sitting here could I please I'm not enjoying it so I'm Are you going to be quiet? But they're enjoying it. So why we're sitting here, could I please?

Starting point is 00:54:06 I'm not enjoying it. So I'm asking you, can you be quiet? I'm not. I'm not. Is this fake? No, it's not fake. OK. Wait a minute.

Starting point is 00:54:15 She's nominated for two Grammys. OK, well, it's she, though. Yeah, TMC is reporting that she's like an actual gospel singer nominated for the Grammys. Her name's Bobby Storm. Wait a minute. OK. And this flight attendant really told her to shut up.

Starting point is 00:54:26 Yeah. Just get her on a Southwest flight. Those idiots sing all the time. I mean, she looks she's not in Delta comfort either. She's like a normal coach. So I don't judge in her by her class. Even I fly Delta comfort. Yeah, you know, you don't deserve it.

Starting point is 00:54:39 You know what Bob? We're knocking him down. He's not flying comfort anymore because of that last comment. You think you're better than the girl that won two Grammys? You're not. I am because I don't yell during flights. I don't call. Well, yeah, you're knocking him down. He's not flying comfort anymore because of that last comment. You think you're better than the girl that won two Grammys? You're not. I am because I don't yell during flights. I don't call. Well, yeah, you're on drugs.

Starting point is 00:54:49 You pass out the whole time. You're intoxicated, the whole flight. Have you ever taken a bad friend's flight with us and not been on drugs or alcohol? No, of course not. But don't you want it that way? So I'm Medicaid. I just don't want you to have a freak out moment of that guy's not real like that chick. Well, you're baked on something

Starting point is 00:55:06 I know I know what the situation is now. Well, let's finish it. Let's see the rest. I know what I'm shocked Question yes or no, I'm your flight leader and you to follow my instruction my instruction tree to answer my question Are you able to be quiet? What do you guys think? I'm asking you in. I'm asking you guys. You better break out the song too. If you're not able to be to follow my instruction,

Starting point is 00:55:34 you will not be taking this flight. Are you able to be quiet? If that's the case, then that's fine. If you were the person who has a car, then it will be fine. I'm your flight leader, yes. If you were the person in charge of it all, then I don't buy this. I don't buy it. They're both in the wrong timeout. I don't buy it.

Starting point is 00:55:56 How could this happen? He sees the camera the whole time. You're telling me that guy sees that camera and is acting like that. I think it's just the middle seat guy. Like I would have started filming too, if like something like that. Gospel singer Bobby Storm nearly kicked off the, no, he was filming the whole time she announced that she won the Grammy. She must know the human that filmed this, dude.

Starting point is 00:56:15 No. It's filming while she announces I won a Grammy. It's not, it's not that he's aware of what's going on. What if guys like slightly doing it? He's not, look at how fucking obvious it is. You can tell he's not hiding on. What if guys like slightly doing it. He's not looking all fucking obvious It is you can tell he's not hiding it angry about because this is mad. This isn't real. There's something about this that looks fake as fuck I Call fake as fuck on this. This is a fath moment fake as fuck

Starting point is 00:56:38 College are gonna go on his own profile now. No, it's because I saved I got it Look okay, let's just break it down. Look at how coordinated this is. Let's break it down. You're getting angry for the whole time. I'm very first time, you guys. Woo! My name is Bobby Stormer.

Starting point is 00:56:53 It's not first time, it's not what. So what you're saying is everyone's in on it? No, goofball. The guy that's filming it is clearly in on it. Look at how clear the image is. Him recording this girl. She said, but some of those little cameras not with the CIA and stuff.

Starting point is 00:57:09 Cut it out if we're gonna have a real argument. Cut it out. Cut that bullshit out. This isn't a little fucking CIA. You're really angry about that? This guy isn't coach. This isn't CIA. He's filming on his fucking iPhone like this.

Starting point is 00:57:19 Okay. And she said, film me. She turned around. She told all the people on the plane, I'm up for two grammy nominations this fucking flight attendant is definitely in on this There's no chance he would act like this because she's so they did that so she could get yes No, well, what's the because it blew up on the fucking internet. We're talking about it It worked it worked like a charm She won look at us. We have to do it. Yes, let's blow up on the next flight.

Starting point is 00:57:46 No, we're not going to blow up a flight. We mean blow up the next flight. Wow, I never look at the... So obvious, it's all over TMZ. Yeah, Carlos, bring a gun to the airport. No, we can bring the gun on the flight and then I can pull it out. Yeah, bring the gun on the flight. You could tackle me and we could go viral.

Starting point is 00:58:01 Yeah, bring a gun to the airport, Carlos. That's not the same thing, I don't think. Who do we hire here, but we could put bad friends on the gun It'll be you know what it is. I want you to strip naked on the plane and sing daddy while you die and I'll record it Done. That's interesting press play again watch Wait, stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop to be clear. But they're enjoying it. Stop for a second. Are you going to be quiet? Why would he do, she's just chatting. It's a legal decision. Look at the back of her head. Let's see. Is she a robot?

Starting point is 00:58:51 She's AI? No. She's white. This is a girl in face. Look at the back of her head. This is a girl in black face. Yeah, it's black face. Wow, good fine.

Starting point is 00:59:00 Whoa, dude. I thought that was a plug. I thought she was plugged in somewhere. Yeah, I thought she was AI. Yeah, no. Well, we found you out. We found you Whoa, dude. I thought that was a plug. I thought she was plugged in somewhere. Yeah, I thought she was AI. Yeah, no. Well, we found you out. We found you out, why he? Why he?

Starting point is 00:59:12 What's her name? She did a good job. Bobby's story. I don't believe the second of this. In fact, get her on the show if you want to talk about it. Cause I think this is phony baloney. Incredible though. But if who would stop a woman from singing beautiful music,

Starting point is 00:59:24 that doesn't make sense well I was the other theory was is that he's better. I thought he was gonna start singing with her and duet That's what I thought no, but I thought like I have this job. Well, it's a great job Right, but you're getting it Grammy. I can sing better. So he's like watch this right set the fuck up Did that yeah, then I would have been dope if he did that. Yeah. Then I would have been like, this is a flight attendant. By the way, I don't really. There was like, Grammy.

Starting point is 00:59:48 When we fly and the flight attendants do that thing where they like get chummy and sing and make jokes, cut it out. Cut it, the fuck out. I don't want jokes. Okay, okay. We're in a flying machine. You're really negative right now, dude. What if they're gay though?

Starting point is 01:00:03 They're all gay. They're all gay, dude. What are you talking about? There isn't one guy flight attendant that asked, I think that guy wasn't gay. Well, that's what I was saying. I don't know. It's on the job description.

Starting point is 01:00:11 But I don't like when the girls do their thing, but when the guys do it, I'm like, yeah, it's okay. Oh, you know what I mean? I don't like when anybody's song in dances. When the whole plane laughs though, and the guy makes a joke, I always look at everyone I can look at, I go.

Starting point is 01:00:24 Cause you're jealous. What? I think I'm jealous a little. I'm not jealous. I'm just on a joke. I always look at everyone I can look at, I go. Cause you're jealous. What? I think I'm jealous a little. I'm not jealous. I'm just on a machine where I'm flying in the sky. I just want to go to the place I'm going. I don't need to be like a funny pilot. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:00:35 Nobody needs a funny pilot. Hey, we're going to be going over the raki's today. Might be a little bump or a little rocky if you might add. We're fuck off. You're flying a plane. Fuck off. Fuck off. You're flying a plane, fuck off. Yeah. Don't make a joke.

Starting point is 01:00:47 You're in a death machine in the sky. There's nothing, I don't want a funny pilot. I don't want a nice bartender. There's some things that require different vibes. But does it, but let me, let me, uh, well, I was just going to say about flying. I do have something to say about that on.

Starting point is 01:01:04 I don't want a funny pilot. I don't want a nice bartender. I don't want a non-racist cop. But the things I like, I like, but in a plane, right? It's some people have tension and anxiety, right? And sometimes a funny pilot or funny. Okay, you're a funny pilot.

Starting point is 01:01:20 Now I'm a guy in a flight with terrible anxiety. Yeah, okay, get over the PA system and make a joke. Here we go. Well guys, we're gonna have a safe on a flight with terrible anxiety. Yeah, okay, get over the PA system and make a joke. Here we go. Well guys, we're gonna have a safe and a nice ride. I've only crashed three of them. I'm kidding folks. There's a bomb on the plane.

Starting point is 01:01:36 Yeah, that person, she was a bomb on the plane. She shouldn't be going out on the plane. She shouldn't be going out on the plane. Well, you incited it because you're a goofball pilot. Low, low, low, not funny. Fly the cam. But don't you think that like, if you- Just get me to spoke, can.

Starting point is 01:01:50 What if there was a funny like Nazi soldier that was funny during the cam? That's funny. That's funny. Doesn't that, is personality, no? What would a funny Nazi soldier be like? I don't know. Give us an example.

Starting point is 01:02:04 Yeah, you do the accents. Go ahead. You're the funny Nazi soldier be like? I don't know. Give us an example. Yeah, you do the accents. Go ahead. You're the funny Nazi. You know. I'm someone you're... Please don't hurt me. Please don't. I can't do anything. We'll get Michael Winslow on the phone.

Starting point is 01:02:21 He'll do a funny Nazi. I'm not. We'll get Michael Winslow on the phone. He'll do a funny Nazi. I'm a god. Oh, shit. Sorry, my friend. What's an update? Let's go.

Starting point is 01:02:26 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 01:02:34 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 01:02:42 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Bobby love update, Bobby love update, it's a Bobby love update. Oh, the song isn't that long, we got to. Oh, shit, sorry, sorry, my baby. What's an update? Let's go. I'm gonna die alone. Shut up. No, I'm done.

Starting point is 01:02:54 What do you mean you're done? I realized I don't wanna do it. Yes, you do. Carlos, you gotta wanna say, no, here's what it is. First of all, don't be on Carlos's feet. I know, we're on the same one. Please, please.'s what it is. First of all, don't be on Carlos's feet. I know we're in the same spot. Please, please. He's on substances.

Starting point is 01:03:07 It's just, I can't do it. What can't you do? Conversations. With women. Yeah, I just, everything annoys me. I've never met anybody where I'm like, oh, I'm not annoyed. You don't like small talk.

Starting point is 01:03:19 I don't like what they sometimes even have to say, even most of the time. Oh, I mean, I mean, you have to be obsessed with them to be into it. I have to be like obsessed to be into it. Yeah, I mean, it's like, you know, You have to be in love. What have you been obsessed with? Like I've wrote a word.

Starting point is 01:03:37 Yeah, I've done like a crush on them to be in love. Yeah, say that. It's like, you know, when they say stuff like, you know, I love the fall when the leaves change color. Lou, the guy, I have to be obsessed with them. Like, what know, when they say stuff like, you know, I love the fall when the leaves change color. Lou, the guy, I have to be obsessed with them. Like, what a creep. But I get what he's saying though. I have to want to stalk them.

Starting point is 01:03:52 Yeah, you have to have that. That's actually true, I would. Crush, you have to have a crush. A crush, yeah, yeah, that's what it means. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's stock. Yeah. But when they say stuff like, you know, like the fall that leaves change color,

Starting point is 01:04:02 they say stuff like that. And you go, yeah. But you don't like any of that. No. What kind of conversation do you want? You want deep philosophical shit? You want a girl to be like, what's the meaning of life? No, like where, like, no, like, um,

Starting point is 01:04:16 you know, what if a girl said this to you on a date? First date, and she goes, give me an example. Why can't totally different foods mix? Like if I took a California role, and I had it with beef stroganoff, why can't I do that? Like if I took a California roll, and I had it with beef stroganoff, why can't I do that? Like if I might...

Starting point is 01:04:29 See that right there is more interesting than me. I know, I'm saying. So you want someone, and I'd be like, I'd be like, yeah, dude, right? Let's get you as a girl. Let's find, girls out there here, we're putting it out to fans. If you're a weirdo chick.

Starting point is 01:04:42 That's not a weirdo thing. 100% it is. No, because listen to people's conversations. It's all whack. Conversations are mostly- When I hear people talk, I go, what do they talk about? So find a weirdo that you can have weird conversations- I don't like the connotation that you sing.

Starting point is 01:04:57 It's weird. You are weird. I'm not weird. It's not a weird thing. I'm just, I'm, uh, I don't know the word. I'm a eccentric. Accentric? Yeah. That's a good, nice way to say it. I'm, I don't know the word, I'm a eccentric. Accentric. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:05:07 That's a good, nice way to say it. I'm weird. Unique. Yeah. Unique. Yeah, weird. Yeah. Dude, you're weird.

Starting point is 01:05:14 I'm weird. We're weird. It's okay. It's like, you know, like, we're weird. It's okay. Well, so I can't, like, even if I start a conversation with a girl, they just don't know what I'm talking about. It's like, I go, dude, do you that like the talking heads were just on, um,

Starting point is 01:05:29 what's so funny? Steven Colbert. Yeah. All four of them. They haven't announced a reunion tour. So I, you know, I was on a date and I go, so what does that mean? Do you think she's like, what's that? I go, what's what the talking heads?

Starting point is 01:05:42 All right. You called me and I go, what? You called me? Yeah. Did I call you about that? Yeah, we called you. You talked to me about it. Yeah. Yeah. You asked me out the talking heads alright you called me and I go what you called me Yeah, did I call you about that? Yeah, we called you talked to me about it Yeah, yeah, you asked me out the talking heads and we went over their albums and yeah Yeah, my point is see I'd so then you should date me well then let's date me, but like yeah That's what I I want a girl would that doesn't look like that but has shares similar Alright, so that's funny

Starting point is 01:06:04 So me why don't you just date me? I don't want to fuck you though. You're ugly to me. I'm not ugly No, I'm not trying to do. Oh, can I just say that some of you you have in date? You're also temperamental. So are you? Yeah, I don't want to go out with temperamental fine. All right, you're too temperamental Let's put it out there if you're a girl who's a little eccentric like Carlos actually ew Ew, what? You would fuck him before you'd fuck him. A female version of him, yeah. You would fuck him before you'd fuck him. I'd fuck all the people in the room, probably he's first. McCone second, your third, and Andreas is fourth.

Starting point is 01:06:35 I'm okay with that. Female. Yeah, okay. I'm not. Why? That pisses me off. Shut the fuck up dude. I'm a babe.

Starting point is 01:06:44 Dude. No, you're not someone I could I'll I'll even double down on it, right pissing me off dude, but I don't even know sometimes This is a fight and sometimes I look at your wife and I want to go like how Do you do it? Oh my God. I think I did mention it to her and she goes, I just have my ways of doing it, you know. She never fucking said that.

Starting point is 01:07:11 Something like that, yeah. It's bullshit. But you're a lovely guy. Let me say something, that intro I gave you tonight. Fuck you dude. No, shut the fuck up. Did I give you a good intro tonight? It was fake fake but it was good. Yeah, it was good fake and you what you you smile Let me what you smile at me. Yeah, I say you son of a no you didn't you cugs me. I hugged you and you go

Starting point is 01:07:36 I see a later pal. Yeah, that's what you said to me. Did you not I did that's what we are You're one of my best friends. There we go. So why don't you want to fuck me? Because of that, you're town. I'd get it. Yeah, yeah. Also like a girl. I imagine a girl version. Where are you going? I'm in, I'm going to be in Mazda Launplain golf for five days. It's like, why? Well, fun for you. You don't have to talk to me about anything. I go, I am out of your hair. We just don't have those things in common.

Starting point is 01:08:07 That's the best part. You don't want a girl that has stuff in common with you. You just said you don't want to talk to them about anything. I just want somebody to know what I know. Just date me. Please. Okay. No, but Carlos, if you find a girl that's like you,

Starting point is 01:08:23 but not as high and has hair. So not him. I'm talking about some girl. You do it in terms of like, because I feel like when we're on the road, you can handle my bullshared. You have a, you pay him to him. No, he's always been like that. He can withstand insanity because he absorbs it.

Starting point is 01:08:43 McCone can't do it. He's like a deer in headlights. Yeah, he's not. He smiles and I mean, you know who McCone is? McCone's the guy they forget fries with a burger. Yeah, that's that guy. Fuck, I don't want that guy. And Carlos does not Carlos will forget both.

Starting point is 01:08:55 But you would forget one. Andre, boring. Boring. Boring. What the fuck? If you call him after nine, he will pick up. No chance. No chance. No chance.

Starting point is 01:09:05 No, no chance. He literally said tonight I go, we're gonna be recording later. He goes, I will be in my B.Y.s, but I will be there. Yeah. My B.Y.s. But anyway, you wear pajamas to bed at night.

Starting point is 01:09:13 I do. You fucking nerd. Carlos, let me ask you that. You put on literal pajamas. Fucking nerd. Carlos, out of girls, if we're all girls, who would you date first? If it was in it, if I was in it for the long. Yeah, I wanted to like really settle down. Yeah. Yeah

Starting point is 01:09:29 How feel is off ago the long haul? I really think I would date Andrew For the long haul. It's obvious dude, but the reason why security. Yes No, not security. It's more that Andrew. It's the golfing and stuff It's like go do your thing and I'll like and I'll do our separate things But the reason why is I'll have side girls like you oh You're gonna be hooking up with him behind my back exactly. All right. Yeah, no, you know You know what you don't understand as fine. I imagine I'm a girl. Okay, so if I'm not golfing What am I doing at home? We fuck all the time. Yeah, we hang we know we fuck all the time. You guys are going to get bored.

Starting point is 01:10:06 You're going to get bored. I can feel it. But I could fuck two people though. If I fuck Andrew and then he goes in golf and Motsolon, I can fuck you. Yeah, I don't want to fuck you with behind his What am I doing in Motsolon? Yeah, like golfing. I wish there's not a golf course. There is. I've never been. I wouldn't nobody.

Starting point is 01:10:24 Other. I would lie. Oh, so we don't have this we're not too bad you know what we'd run into each other at Trader Joe's one day Right and he would be on the phone face timing with you and I'd go is that also your dick smells it would be on us Yeah, I just yeah, she's a hundred percent Carlos. I go yeah Be real your dick smells that I put clone on it. Yeah, I smell it on you That Carlos yeah, yeah, I'm how do you oh yeah, okay? Yeah, is that Carlos? Yeah, it was my mom I just I breathe out sorry me too You know what appeared like one of those ghostmasters ghosts

Starting point is 01:11:04 Yeah, all right well, we're gonna find a lady for you. No, I'm done. I'm I'm not I want to find a lady for you I think please email Carlos and the booth at no no Carlos in the booth It doesn't work. I'm male dot com Carlos in the booth at gmail.com I've tattoos on our neck Carlos in the booth at gmail.com. Please email Carlos in the booth I don't explain to turn down anybody. And send us a video of your proposal of why you want to date Bob. And maybe we'll get you on a go.

Starting point is 01:11:30 You never know, do you, there's so many fish out there. You just got to put your line in the water. Okay. Thank you for being a bad friend. Woo. Woo! Woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah!

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