Bad Friends - Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today

Episode Date: March 21, 2025

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Details at fizz.ca. Let me tell you something. You texted me today and you said, are you mad at me? Never. Yeah, you do. You get angry and you know what? I've never been mad at you. You have Dollywood.

Do you cancel sessions that are important to us? Yeah. I know. That's what I'm talking about. It's an inner lingering slow burn of anger. Hi, Rudy Jules. Look what we got for you. A normal chair. Rudy.

Rudy. Rudy. Rudy. Yeah. I haven't seen you since last year. Do you miss me? I miss you, but you're going over to Tiger Belly. You're doing that all the time and you're really breaking my heart a little bit. No, because I- No, no, no, no.

We embraced you- Not just Tiger Belly. Oh yeah, she's on- Trash Tuesday, baby, where the money is. So here's the problem. And the followings and the glamor and the glitz. We gave you your start. Nothing!

She dropped us, dude. Well, you know what we are? We are the guy that she dated before she got famous. Exactly. And she drops us. No, she got famous. You know the first guy that you dated. I'll even do one you better, dude.

Yeah, give it. Right? We're the hot guy, right, that she dated. I disagree with the first part. But just to hear my point. We're the medium guy. We're the medium guy. But then she blew up and went uglier.

Oh, yes. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'm gonna go just, I'm gonna go down. I'm gonna go downtown. What's been going on, Jules?

I've just been dissecting animals. God bless. God bless you. Rats and earthworms and the crickets. How are you dissecting earthworms? They're so small. You're using the tiniest little knife. Yeah, and it's really fun, especially with the rats. You love dissecting rats.

She went too ugly and also just ghosted the hot guy. Well, as soon as, here's what really happened. But tell me the science behind it. As soon as she left this show and you and Kaleila broke up and she started to get away from our show. Yeah. That's when she was like, I don't need to talk to Tito Andra ever again.

And she- That seems to be the truth. It's the truth. That seems to be the reality of this situation. And that's okay. Did I show you nothing but love for four years? Pure love. It's the truth. That seems to be the reality of the situation. And that's okay. Did I show you nothing but love for four years? Pure love. It's the kind of love Mother Teresa gave to the poor.

Exact same. Yeah, yeah, it's that kind of unhinged, no, unhinged. Undying. Undying love, that's what I meant, anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, Rudy Giuliani is back. Rudy Giuliani is back in the studio. Are you happy to be back? I'm happy.

Who of the people here are you happiest to see? Let's go in order. Happiest to least happy to see, go ahead. First is you. Thank you. Andres. Yes. Carlos.

Awesome. McCone. Love that. And Bobby's separate, you're separate, it doesn't count because she sees you all the time. She sees you all the time. I'm not even on the list, what? You're-

I cannot believe it. Let me ask you, lady she sees you all the time. She sees you all the time. I'm not even on the list, what? You're, I cannot believe it. Let me ask you lady. I see her every day. There was a fire long ago, right? Yeah. Right? Was there not a fire long ago? The great Chicago fire?

No, the great LA fire. Oh, the lovely LA. People are running, you know what I mean? Help! Yeah, running, right? Help! Right, I get a call, can you harbor and take care of little jewels and the dogs?

And I said, kindly, my heart is out to you. My heart goes out. And you know what happens to that heart? They pee on it. They piss on your heart. Yeah. You piss, you squat on his chest and he piss on his heart. In the yellowest

tea you've ever seen. Wow. Yeah, Jimmy Oh Yang yellow. Wow. Yeah, that's the most yellow you can get. Right, very bright. That is a bright star. Yeah.