Bad Friends - London Calling

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

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Yeah, Richie. Richie. Let's change it up. Okay. So where are we going to eat? Where do you usually take girls on date? Yeah. It totally depends on how pretty they are

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And in his place Of course lingering in the background Is Waldo Is Waldo? Where is he? We found him Look at him back there Biting his nails nervous

Hola No, that's him No That's not Waldo Look at George in the back Guys ladies gentlemen George has made his Triumphant return

Triumphant And of course we have Richie is filling in for fancy for the time being. I've never met Richie. Have you ever met Richie? Yeah, we work together. We do? Richie works with us. He does? He works for us. I've literally, have I ever

met you, Richie? Like twice before, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Where? Where do we each other? We met him at Seven Eckys. Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I added all the clips for bad friends and stuff. Sometimes there's a clip I'm like, who did this? Who chose this? Richie. Richie to you? Every time. Yeah, well, in your instinct, you have instincts?

I try my best, too. Richie. Yeah, what's up? Told you you were going to like him. I would love him. By the way, the first time you met him at Seven Neckis, you know what you did. You tussled his hair. I did?

Yeah, you tussled his hair. And you said, keep on keeping on. Oh, that's right. So he got that tattooed, keep on keeping on. Oh, you did? It's on my ass. Okay. He's married.

He has six kids. Do you have kids, really? Yeah. How many? Three. Holy moor. He's a machine. His wife is Cambodian.

She is? Yeah. You like it those? Yeah. He likes it. You can play the killing fields with that game. I love that.

Do you play that game with her? She wears the hat and, you know? And you're Pol Pot? No? I'm Pol Pot sometimes. In bed. Yeah. Whoa.

You know who Pol Pot is? Like a dictator, I think. Emphasis on Dick, my dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Top 10. and probably one of the most horrifying hicketed. Horrific people of all time. Of all time.

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You and then... Okay. No. It's McCone's fault. McCone got. Yeah, so this is what happened, okay? I'll tell you what happened. Tell me.

I went through the gate way before everyone else. Right. And sometimes I'll go, I'm eating at this place, right? There were two seats open next to me. It's at, it's not a table. It's like a bar. Yeah. So then, you know, McCone and Andrea sit next to me.

And we order, I've already ordered a traditional breakfast. A traditional breakfast with eggs, bacon, right? and an orange juice, right? And in front of us is a gigantic kind of like menu that's leaning against the wall, and on the menu is this chocolatey thing that only 12-year-old kids get. Right.

It's got 16 pieces of chocolate stuck in it, right? Whip cream, you know, a thick straw. It's just this thing that you, why would anyone get that for breakfast? And why would that? Yeah, but he orders it. Of course he does. After he orders his original meal.

Right. He orders it later. He goes, excuse me, is that available? And in my mind, I'm like, why would you get that? He gets it, right? Of course, this thing is taller than average drinks. And there's a straw sticking out, right? So me and Fancy share, we share pancakes often.

Yeah. That's our little hobby. I go, yo, Andrea, pass me the pancakes. He hands it to me, and then I'm looking away. and the pancake plate hits the straw of this chocolatey drink it spills all over all my body the backpack everything

it's chaos but also the only reason it was in front of you is because you took a I didn't even get a sip before my first sip you're like let me try this and you put it right in front of you okay yeah all right so he didn't even get the drink no so really it was yours

yeah you technically check it out you paid for it and you spilled it and you were the only one that drank. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, technically. That's yours. So now I'm drenched in this sticky, thick fluid. Chocolate.

Chocolate. Like brownies in a... Yeah, yeah, it's bad. Yeah. It's all sugar. Why would you get that? That's his fault. It looks so good on the picture.

Yeah. So... You have such a deprived child. Yeah, yeah. So now my backpack is drenched with this chocolatey thing. I'm drenched with it. Yeah. So what does one do?

I look at the immediate... clothing store. Yes. It was like a sports store, right? Yeah. And I bought a complete different outfit. You bought an Arsenal jersey and you bought... And I don't know why he laughed the way he did.

Well, because he saw you trying it on and he says in this video, you might be able to hear it. Calm down. Just say it. Bobby opened their feet in room. Completely naked. Ask him from Susan. So you're butt naked And you open the fitting room door

And they're there because you want scissors Can I defend myself real quick? So you can cut the tags off Can I defend myself? Sure It was just a prank It was a ploy What do you mean?

Because I had a fart brewing And I knew the tags were in the back Of these new pants So I was going to turn around And him grab it He had to lower himself to And you know what I mean And then I would fart in his face

But it never happened It never happened Because they didn't have scissors No, yeah, you have made me pull them off manually. Yeah, yeah, I go do it manually. But did you fart on him while he was gone off. Yeah, so I did pull it off. All right, good.

I did pull it off, but I did answer the door, but can I just defend myself real quick? Sure. It's not as if I didn't look below and see what feet are in front of the... I memorized the shoes. It was our friend. Yeah, yeah. Well, you can always tell fancy shoes. They're a 12-year-old boy shoes.

Yeah, yeah. They're a little boy Velcro. So I opened it up, and then, lo and behold, there's other people watching as well. But I'm in my underwear, so I'm not completely naked. Okay. Right. I don't know why he would react like this. It was so funny.

And you also had me buy 12 wet white package. Yeah. Well, you need 12. Yeah. Because one is not enough. One was enough. It was? Yeah, so we gave 11 to the waitress.

And she couldn't believe it. She was not about to accept your tip. It took a lot of finessing for you to. Do you know why? Because this lady gets on her knees with, you know, a towel and stuff. It's just wiping down my backpack And the ground She doesn't need to do that

And you tipped her Yeah What did you give her It took a hundred bucks Yeah It took like 10 minutes Yeah she went down And we didn't ask for that

Why did you what did you ever say stop You don't have to do that I kept going you know She said no it's my job It's my job And I had to tip her You have to Yeah yeah

And so then I had him go get me wet naps You got a little bit more than I asked You asked for $60 worth I don't know how in Europe what webnets cost. I don't think you know what they cost here. I don't think it's... I don't know how much they cost.

So I bought like 12 of them. He got a lot. He got a lot. He got a lot. To cover my bases. Well, at least you were generous and you helped her out. Yeah. You know who you are when we're on vacation or when we're on trips like this?

You are, bring up, bring up Jim Carrey, dumb and dumber, uh, handing out cash. Here you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. I mean, that is, and I'm complimenting you. We would go, we got a ride from the house car at the hotel.

And he handed him a $100 bill. And it's nice, very generous. And the guy goes, thank you, sir. And then we took it the car again, 10 minutes later, give him another $100 bill. I was like, how much fucking money are you going to give this guy? He drove us a mile down the road. that's like that's like uber platinum i'm gonna defend myself well good i'm complimenting no it no it sounds gross but i'll tell you what no it's awesome i'm saying it was funny the way you were so generous

can i just say something okay i don't have a lot of money so let me just say something okay what i want to say is this at the comedy we go up at the comedy i get it how many times am i at the comedy store too many a lot yeah every night every night basically got a house comic there yeah okay so every two weeks i take that money so what i'm giving people is a like money out of my bank account or anything like that. It's like that's just you know because we do like bring a room they'll give you cash like yeah. Here's three, four hundred

dollars, right? I don't spend that on anything. I do it, I use that as tips. Shadow cash. Shadow cash. Yeah, yeah. It's not as if I'm like, you know what I mean, rolling in it and I'm like, you know what I'm money for everybody? No, it's just like shadow money. It's like, you know what's another shadow money? Sometimes it resists. What the fuck is shadow money? I made it up.

Yeah, what does that even mean? I don't know. I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. shadow money it's money that you know when my wife is like why did you buy that I'm like baby it's shadow money yeah it's shadow money what does that say refers to a concept of the financial system that includes money like claims created through a repurchase operations and other non-bank and official intermediators well shadow money baby in that in a way I guess that doesn't make sense I don't know what that meant but yeah makes perfect sense yeah playing a crucial role

in the shadow banking system it's a broader concept just for an illicit finance and can to come as legitimate, albeit less regulated financial activities. Shadow money, baby. Yeah. It's a legitimate term. Yeah, so I use that. Did you hear that somewhere? No.

This is insane that it's a real thing. You know when you guess something and you're like, I'm probably wrong and it's right and you're like, oh, fuck. Well, sometimes I like to make my makeup terminology. Yeah, you do all the time. Yeah, I do it all the time. I don't know if it makes sense or not. Shadow money makes perfect sense to me.

But I've always called it shadow money. And so, well, you were shadowing out a lot. Yeah. Yeah, you shadowed. I'll be honest with it. You know what I used to spend shadow money on? Huh. Strip clubs.

That is shadow money. Yeah. So it's like... Well, that's what it's literally saying right there. You know, that stuff goes to like cat litter. Right. You know what I mean? Like, I spend money on cat litter and cat stuff and dog stuff.

That's out of the shadows money. Or pool. Like, I get a cleaning guy to come over once a week to clean my pool. Does he do a good job? Yeah. He does? I have a small pool. I don't think they ever do a good job.

I think it's a lie. Yeah. I need a poop picker. upper well richie is here oh i got you yeah yeah you really richie would you would you go clean up all the cat poop at his house for a good price what would a price be do you think uh to just clean up cat poop around an apartment just cap and dog poop around the outside honestly that's like i would take minimum wage for that what is minimum wage that you'd accept californ california minimum wage is pretty high honestly i'd take like 15 for that that's not that bad six 50 an hour

Yeah, honestly, that, yeah. But you could get it done in one hour, so you're getting paid $16. No, it would take 10 minutes. Okay, right. So here's what I would do, Richie. I would go, here's, for you to drive over to, where do you live in what area? Like, just because of the east, north, what, southwest? Ambodia.

We told me. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a far flight. East, east, yeah, yeah. No, in L.A., east, side, west side, north or south? I'm in Burbank. I don't know east south. Yeah, yeah, it's north.

Yeah, it's north. It's not good. We're figuring that out. So Burbank to my house. We'll get your software system. I would probably give you to drive all right from Burbank to my house, 50 bucks to clean my dog poo. That's good. I would do that.

Yeah. Let's instate this. Yeah. And also. That's a good price, right? That's a good price. Yeah, yeah. But I will say this.

This is the innocence of how sweet Richie is. Richie helps and does clips for me and stuff on the side. And I said, hey, Rich, I need you to do some other clip stuff. Can you help me out? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, how much do you want for the clip?

He's like, uh, like 10. He low balls. I was like $10. Yeah. To do work. Yeah. I go do, I'll give you $10 right now. Let me help, let me give me the, you know, no, no, no, no, that big deal.

So what, so what are your kids starving? Yeah. I was like, Rich. You're really doing the killing fields, huh? For real. How about this? You go to the house and clean up poop. You get yourself $100.

$100? I do that easily. Wait, wait, you're speaking on my behalf? Right, yeah, I'm your business manager. Okay. Yeah, okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, yeah.

It's shadow money, baby. It's shadow money. Okay. Okay. You do it? I'm there. Okay. God, that's great.

Now I'm questioning what he's willing to do for money. What are you willing to do for money? What aren't I willing to do for money? Wow. More interesting. Yeah, more interesting. Would you... Are you good with woodwork?

Can you woodwork? I could figure. route would work. Are you good at escape rooms? I could escape. Okay. Do you have a secret talent of some kind? No, I, no.

Do you not have a hidden talent at all that we don't know? No, honestly. Can you whistle? Can you whistle? That's a talent? Everybody can fucking whistle. I can't whistle. You don't know how to whistle?

Let me try. There it is. Whistle. Yeah, that's not a talent. Can you gleak? Oh, gleaking is cool. Under your tongue. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm King Glee. How do I do it? You curl your tongue. You have to load some spit under there. Gleaks were cool to do. Remember gleaking on someone in school? Oh, I can kind of do that. Yeah, Gleek in school.

Yeah, I can gleak. All right, what else? Can you do, put your hands together and make music? Like, fart? Wait. Hold on. Let me hear that again. That's pretty good.

Can you do that? No. Yeah, you can. Try. You can't Okay You can't do that What else is

I see why they got you on reservation door Yeah Yeah yeah Yeah yeah What else could you do Nothing much huh No I mean like I do this This is my

Juggle Can you juggle? I could do my Yeah No no don't give them stuff Can you dance Can you dance Are you a dancer?

I mean I got some I got some okay moves Can I be honest I do I yeah I really miss Andres Yeah I don't get it a little bit I love you

I think you're great You're here to stay Oh thank you And all jokes aside You don't have a girlfriend You're single right I actually just got rejected Like this week

Wait you're not married and have kids Bobby Oh sorry Come on man Come on sit down Fuck you dude I really thought You thought the 23 year old kid

Had three kids with a woman from Cambodia I saw Amish talk of Mary where this kid was 22, I had like six kids. Oh, man. You have nothing. You just got rejected? No, I just got rejected. I bought concert tickets and we were kind of talking and I thought it would be a good

gesture. What concert? Depends on what the concert is. Yeah. I got weird Al. That's a rad concert. It goes hard. That's what I thought.

It's a cool. That's really cool. I saw them. I bought them instantly. I thought it was a really good idea. Dude, this kid, this is like, you remember those things when we were kids? There were tiny little squishy things and you put them in the tub and they expanded. Yeah.

What were those things? called that whatever that was that's like richie is that to mccone like he's he's just getting the tub he'll expand they're the same kind of you can do with gummy bears you can you can put a gummy bear in a in a in a bowl with water and it'll grow overnight i want to do that yeah yeah richie so you bought weird ale tickets how much did you spend not that i mean like 75 bucks something like that which is like pretty good for two tickets wow two tickets 75 bucks it's just like not that bad did you go solo Well, it still hasn't happened yet, so I need to I need to find someone

When is it? It's at the end of August. Richard, did you get backstage at least? No. Do you know at Weird Al? Pretty not great tickets. You know them? Pretty far in the back. Let me tell you something real fast.

Yeah. All the ladies at home that are looking for a good man. He's six feet tall. That's taller than the average male. He's got a yearly income of, don't worry about it. Never mind, but he can't take it a weird owl. What kind of car do you drive? No car.

That's even better. George drove me. George drove you. That's embarrassing. But, but, but he's a, but, you know, how about this? If there's a young lady that's willing to go on a date with, with Richie to go to this weird Elliot concert, we'll set it up, we'll, we'll set them up with a nice car and everything. We'll do that.

You will. Huh? You will. Sure. Okay. Look at me. We're not going to do. No, no, no.

But seriously, girls, if you're interested in this gentleman, he got blown off, he got stood up. That's awful and gross. right you got rejected uh please email carlos in the booth at gmail dot com uh and if you live in los angeles he can take you you just have to submit a video saying why you'd like to go on a date with richard uh what's your full name what's your is your full name richard is your full name richard it's richard yeah it's richard yeah so if you want to go to date with richard uh well can i ask is there dinner involved you got to take him to dinner of course not before weird out they'll throw up laughing so where would you bring this person today i guess somewhere

around them. Okay, I'm a girl. So, Richie, I've never heard of Weird Al, but is it going to be good? It'll be great. Oh, he's going to sing Yoda at the end. That's my favorite one. What? Anyway, I'm pretty hungry. Are we going to eat something? Yeah, let's go to In and Out. In and Out. It's good. In An Out is good. It's good. Yeah, if you're high at one in the morning. It is good. Yeah, yeah. So where are we going, Richie?

A dime? We're going to, like, you know, Granville in Burbank? Yeah. Good. Is it good? Is it a good spot? It's a, yeah, it's like the best I can do. Yeah, it's like a nice, it's like a nice chain. Oh, it's a chain. It's a nice chain. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, I've seen that driving by the street, yeah. It's like what, it's like what Panera bread wishes it could be. Oh, I see. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like a nice. So Granville, you would go. Oh, yeah. Granville's nice.

What's the best place you can take, though, somebody? Grandville. You let him come over and clean up poop. He'll be able to take you wherever you want. I was going to say, I can get a little better date. I'll just give you the money. Yeah. Yeah.

All right, so how about this? Yeah. No, Granville's nice. It's like a nice chain. Okay, good, good, good. But if she's not hot, where does she go? In and out? Yeah, in an out, BK.

So you judge the meal on the look. No, not always. Oh, but I'm going to, so how are you going to, so we're going to get you a car, pick you up, and then pick her up, and then we've got to get you a car back from the weird Al? Why don't we just give him someone's car? Carlos. He's got to use your car. to go on a date.

He has to use your car. Yeah. Okay, great. Wait, but do you have a license, dude? I do have a license. All right, he's good. I just don't have a car. Yeah.

Yeah, we're good. He'll use Carlos' car. You know what? Here's the only stipulation. Carlos has to go with you on the date. And the whole time he's going to be trying to fuck that girl. Yeah. So good luck.

And added element of challenge. Yeah. Yeah. It's too easy otherwise. It's too easy. You can't get set up by bad friends and not. So Carlos will be with you on the date trying to hook up. Mm-hmm.

I'll blue chew too. Or you sabotage it by not going to Granville and go to Mastro's. Oh, and make him pay. No, and just go, oh, you can't afford this? I'll get it. Oh, that'd be a good one. Carlos, how dare you? Yeah, yeah, that'd be a good one.

I do want to do that. That's kind of diet. And then instead of, instead of weird out, you're like, oh, I'm going to cold play. No, oh, no, Oasis, London. Let's get on a plane now. Yeah, it's getting a plane now. That's hot. I only have two tickets.

Sorry, Rich. What would you do? Get revenge, Rich? I would say, Weird Al's playing Yoda in the encore. We can't miss it. How many times have you seen Weird Al? Never, I can't wait. I'm really excited.

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No, I have met him. Yes, I have met him. Super nice, Christian. Reach out. I don't know him in that way. I just imagine this guy could take somebody backstage. Yeah.

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When we get some of the emails, they're like, I live in Yika. You're like, I don't know what the first. fuck that is do you live alone yeah studio apartment wow hell yeah uh wow this is nice it's nice what is batano batano yeah what's batano what is that yeah i don't know what that is but i don't know what that is but i know what this is and this is arsenal fc guys you got an arsenal jersey it's

a slept king in the back and thank you to london thank you for london thank you for london london we had a really fun time with you guys could get some stuff out my chester go for it about london in Europe? Yeah, do it. Yeah. Two things. I've been listening to a lot of Rom Doss. Have you really?

Yeah, the spiritual teacher. I know who you. The teacher, yeah. And I've been trying to meditate, and it's all because of Europe. Yeah. Some things occurred. What happened in Europe? Well, you and I had our issue, but I'm going to talk about that.

But I'm going to talk about... We didn't have an issue. Okay. We had a gripe. We had a gripe, but that's mended. And what did I say to you in the hallway? After the gripe. Yeah, post-gripe.

I'll never do that again. And? I'm sorry. And. I love you. Yeah. Okay. And I think that's the best three beats.

It is. I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't know if it was in that order. Oh, you're right. You know what it was? Yeah. You know how much I love you. Yes.

And I'm really sorry and that won't happen again. So it was in that exact order. That's okay because we're partners. You know what I mean? But we're also brothers. And we're also sisters. Sister, sister. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They should remake it with us. Yeah, yeah, sister, sister. The Tale of Two Sisters. That's another horror movie that's a Korean movie. Do you see it? Let's go back to my gripes with the... Grip, gripe, gripe, gripe, gripe, gripe, all right, right, right. Okay, there we go.

The week leading up to the gripes, why are you nod in your head, Richie? You weren't there? I don't want to know about the gripes. He's interested in the gripes, yeah. All right, so it was a great week. We went shopping in London. We did.

Yeah, really good meals. Delicious. And what a beautiful city. Yeah. My wife got her phone stolen on day one. That was tough. A very London experience. Yeah, yeah.

You had a rough experience in London. We landed in London and we got robbed the first night. And you know what? I've been protected. I protected my phone so badly. Well, I told you, I was like, dude, they're ready. They're ready. Look at the amount of iPhone stolen in London on a daily basis.

I mean, honestly, it's a joke. But continue your gripe. Let me get gripe first, and then we'll do the London. Grip it out, dog. Okay. So the first gripe was when I first landed. Okay, gripe it out. Can I ask you what, do you know what it was?

There was no car waiting? No. I'm fine with that. Are you? If you're going to gripe. So, oh, all right. Grype. We'll talk about some of my things then.

Gripe, all right. So, um, what do I show in this? We've had tour managers before. We have. Okay. And I want to name her name. She's great. We love her.

And when we're in a city ready to go, um, to the gig or a hotel or whatever, there's a car waiting for us. There is, yeah. Okay. When somebody else is tour managing, I don't want to name the person, right? Um, we have to get in a gym. gypsy cap and with the way two hours okay you know it's uh it's a little different yeah yeah it's different and then also the look at his face who richie yeah yeah so but that's not my first gripe well why don't you okay okay with somebody who is it McCone go ahead I talk to Whitney

I talked to Bert I talked to a bunch of people about this name somebody legitimate okay um George Butler. He, I love him. I love him. Tell you a little story later. Okay. About George Butler? Yeah.

Yeah. He loves you. Yeah, okay. Move on. I swear to God he loved you. Brother, I've done this to you. I've lied to you and said, this person loves you. He's like, I, Bobby, Mom.

Right. Shut up. That's your line. Shut off, dude. Why are you blushing? I know what's coming. Okay. And I said, we're in the car, and, you know, McCone is the videographer.

And, you know, you were trying to look at the buildings. You know, it's a city I haven't been to in 20 years. Right. And I'm in, I'm taking it. I'm taking in the history. You're always taking it in. I'm looking at the parliament. I'm looking at the, you know.

Big Ben. The big band. I'm looking at the statues. You know, the history where the Beatles played on that rooftop. We love that. Right. And there's a camera in my face. Now, at one point, I was like, you know what?

Put it down because it's kind of like distracting me. I want to, you know, and he goes, no. I go, I'm serious, McCone. Just put it down because I'm trying to enjoy. It's kind of, you know, nope. I go, yeah, do what, no? I go, why? He goes, because Andrew said no.

So then I look at him and I go, but you know, it's half my podcast, right? He goes, I don't care. Andrew said no. The balls. Right? So now, everyone listening right now, this is what I have to do now. I got to call Andrew to call McCone to say no. That's right.

right now did i say shove a camera in his face and when he says stop uh don't stop i never said that no but there's a history on tour where bob you like to you know okay put the camera down but it's like for the bit and like you're always your point you're your you're good actor sometimes i don't know what's real and what's make and i thought you were doing a bit this is manipulation at this high as well this is fargo shit i rewatch fargo people do it it's fargo they all manipulate they manipulate you act all instant but then you're shooting somebody in the the face. But they're putting people in a wood chipper.

Who's the time he wasn't from Minnesota. The chuders weren't from Minnesota. Here's the deal. Did you hear that tone though? I heard it. I heard it right now. He just did it literally right there. That tone was no. Right.

When he was in the car. Right. And I do apologize for that. Okay. And I never told you to keep rolling when he says stop. Yeah. Well, yeah. Also.

What? There have been times where I'll look over when Bobby's like, stop and I'll look to you and you go. Yeah. If it's fun. I know. This was so fun. We were going by buildings.

He was. He was like, he was like, oh, it looks like Auschwitz. So he was just throwing out gold constantly. That's, that's gold? It's bronze. The point is, Macone and I, and Bobby and I had a real conversation about it. McCone is there to do, that is his job, but he kept doing too much of his job when you asked Tim to not do his job. And how is he being punished?

And I'll tell you, he's been sleeping at the studio. That's right. No, no, I'm not kidding. I know what the story is. I came in this morning. I know the story. To go get stuff. Yeah, and he's sleeping here.

He's sleeping on the couch in the studio. And I was like, hey, buddy. And he goes, hey. I go, what are you doing? I couldn't, I guess is where I had to go. I said, do you need somewhere to sleep, dude? No, I kind of like it here. Yeah.

So he's self-bashing. He's doing it to punish himself. Well, the apartment that he has, something happened. There was a gas leak or what happened? It's, it was built in like 1906 and they're repainting it so they sanded and now there's just lead paint dust in everywhere because they can properly cover our windows. And his landlord legally has to give him money to go somewhere else and his landlord was like, no. Wow. And then my renter's insurance doesn't cover any of that either.

Wow, so you're staying here. Yeah. Okay. You're taking a shower at your house tomorrow. No, where'd you shower today? I didn't shower today. Let him stay at your house. No, I already have three Filipinos staying there.

What's one more Minnesota? Yeah. All right. So that... You established the... No, hold on, hold on, hold on. That argument, though, of like, you thought I was joking. Maybe the first time, but I said like three or four times.

And then it got to the point... Then it got to the point where I had to actually call Andrew. At that point, you would think that I wasn't joking. No, I know. And then I stopped. He did stop that? After Andrew called you to stop. That's right.

I told him. Yeah, yeah. The people that I've talked to about this, that's fireable. Well, what do you think? Do you want to fire him? No, I don't. But I think the moral is we reached an agreement where we established a safe word, which... He did.

And I think it's a great tactic. First of all, that was for you. I said, let's have a safe word when you really don't want to be filmed. Can this be the safe word? Stop? No, because stop. Why is stop not the safe word anymore? Because stop with you is playful.

It's got to be a word. Here's the thing. When you're playing character sex with someone you're having sex with someone you're having sex with. I love that. And they have to have a safe word that's offbeat so they know it has nothing to do with what's going on. Yeah. Like Ricky Tiki Tembo, no, Sir, Rembo.

You have to do that. And that's not a, that's an Asian thing, but it's not an Asian thing. Well, that's the first gripe. May I move on to the same? Grip too. Okay. Where is Carlos, by the way?

Because this next gripe is about you. And this one was, oh my God, I could not believe it. Gone. I will Because I've got some I've got some You got one? Well I have something

To talk to him about Yeah This one was Huh What happened Let him feel What happened You know what happened

What happened All right Not with him I don't know But with me Do you know What happened With me?

Yeah You made a huge deal About it When At the In Ireland Yeah Yeah

We got in Tiff No we didn't get a Tiff You got a Tiff Oh yeah I forgot When I said, are you mad? You said, I'm not mad, which was very scary.

Which means he's mad. Yeah, it was very scary. It's like when you say stop, but you don't want it to stop. With Jedi Mind Tricks. You do a little Jedi. Yeah, if you're a Padawan, you grow up in their lifestyle. Grype, too. Grype, too, Padawan.

Okay, here we go. So, I just want to tell people listening, hello, and bonjour. Good. Okay. And what I want to also say is this, is that, you know, when you're on a tour, right, you, after, we don't eat all. day. Well, you, you usually don't. Yeah, but still, I mean, a lot

of the people's complaint is after the show. Food. Yeah, like, we're hungry. And so, um, what the other, um, tour manager would do, okay? The thing I did in London the first night. Did he? Getting a little sticky. Did he? He did. Hmm. Yeah, it's where you ate, Nessa. No, that's not true. You know who came up with that? Your friend. My friend. Do you remember that? I do. Yeah, yeah.

I had reservations. No, no, she did it. I was in the car when she called, like, can we get his table of 15? Oh, I'm talking about the night before. I'm talking about show night. Okay. I'm talking about show night. Yeah, but we can't let go of, like, other nights things I did for you.

I know, but the other nights, we can figure that out. Wait, we talk about gripe zero, which was that you didn't like your seat on the plane because it was business and not first, even though they have the same seats? Oh, God, dude. I didn't have a gripe on that. How dare you? My only complaint is... That Robin Thick was in first.

Yeah, you were mad because Robin Thick was in first. You did say that. That's not the gripe. The gripe is this. You said, why the fuck is Robin Thick at first and I'm not? Well, he cut ahead of me. I'm in line for first. He cut ahead of me.

I go, why the fuck is Robin Thick going cutting ahead of me? He's so famous. I know. No, but he's so handsome, too. All right. Right. I don't mind following Robin Lick, Rick. I can't even fucking talk.

Robin Thick into the plane, but I had to wait another 20. Anyway, stop. Stop. You're right. Here's another thing about that plane, okay, is I've never been on a plane like it, where you're facing, so I'm facing this way, and there's a dude facing this way, right? And our heads are this close, like his head's right here, and we're, right? And there's a little wall that you.

You can pull up, but you can't pull that up until the flight takes off. Right. Right? So I'm just kind of, and he's coughing. Right? And I'm like, and then I go, can I bring the, and they're like, no, not too, but now I can't, you know, it's weird. I get it. So I complained about that.

I'm sorry, okay? But I'm grateful for the fight. Yeah, no problem. Gripe, go on. All right, let's go to Grip. Because I'm going to wedge mine in real fast. You want to do it now? Night one.

I said. Okay. He's bouncing around. Ooh. you know Carlos Yeah Yeah And I said

Are you high Oh here we go And what did you say to me Oh I said no But that's because I forgot I was high No No No

That's too high No If you're so high You forgot your high That's high It's because I took all my Edibles on the plane When we landed

Because I thought We were gonna go through customs I said First of all I told you Not to bring anything through Yeah but it's fine in the air Okay I said are you high

international and you said no and then i and then mccone ratted you out and said he bought weed from a guy in the park oh no that was brad he gave it to me okay yeah gave you weed in the park and you smoked weed with him in the park yeah it was fun it was like a real british experience it was like ted last what's british about smoking weed in the pot that's a british thing yeah there was it was it was british grass that we were sitting on it is british grass i get it yeah yeah yeah i've never had british god save the queen yeah yeah back to my gripe right right right Okay, so. Sorry, Andrew, about forgetting. I can't believe I fucking did that. Okay. No, it's okay. I just wanted you to tell me the truth. No, I mean, I'm always going to be honest with you. If I forget, it's just the brain sometimes goes, man. I understand. Thank you. So, we're in Dublin. Okay. And, um, lovely city. Oh, my God. Lovely city. That hotel. Lovely city. I went back twice for that lunch. I know. You ate it. It seemed phenomenal.

This is all Papa needs for nutrients, okay? So you had food at your hotel already? You could have just went there. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. I see what he's doing. He's good today. I just want to let you know how the human body works.

Okay. There's something called breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Yeah, it goes breakfast, lunch, dinner. And since we're in Europe, you get a second breakfast. Always. Yeah. You have to. You always have to.

Okay. So, yes, I had lunch twice, two days and a round. at the hotel what do you call it cafe cafe yeah okay soft sandwiches tomato soup little side cheese plate some greens and a beverage of some sort yeah beautiful beautiful okay so and I ran into that old Joe Walsh remember I told you crazy you ran into Joe Walsh I'm outside you hear about that I'm outside of the hotel and I'm smoking a cigarette and I've just been thinking about you because this is the day after This is when I'm waiting for my car to the airport.

The BMW X-5. Go on. What is he doing? I'll tell him something. Anyway, Joe Walsh. He booked a fucking Prius for me to go back to the airport. Well, oh, my God. He booked a Prius.

I have five bags. I've been gone for three weeks. He booked a Prius. The Prius shows up. I go, I can't get in this. Andrew, they don't have Prius is on the Black Lane. Hey, hey, hey, Bob. It was a Prius.

I believe you. It was a Prius. Wholeheartedly, my friend. Shaw was showed up. I'm on your side, dude. It was a Prius. Andrew, I'm on your side too. I think we should call corporate.

It was a Prius, and I go, I don't think my luggage can fit in there. My wife and I have five bags. We've been traveling for three weeks. Go ahead. When I get gripes, my ear, it's just. Yeah.

Okay. Command, do mine? Go for it. All right, so the show's over. It's about 8.30. I've been working 14 hours. Yeah, that's your job. The job entitles a lot of.

of things it's a big job it's a big job sir okay so andreus is there with us yes he is and no joke i've turned them and i go what are we going to go eat he's like i don't i don't we don't have you know plan you know rich you do an impression uh we don't have a plan to go to the restaurant perfect very good yeah more french french french spank they touch and i go well that's interesting because usually a tour manager sets it up sets it up right and he goes every right back and he I guess goes to Carlos and goes baby is telling me you know I mean to get that or you should already have that arranged right so now we're talking to by the way that show was amazing in Dublin it's great yeah we had these dancers go up on stage the Irish dancers the Irish dancers so

fun we danced with them I loved it and it was pure joy It was magic. It crushed it, too. Yeah, it was magic. So afterwards, I'm with, there's three Irish lady dancers, a male. Yeah. And we're chatting it up. We're chatting.

We're razz. Yeah, what a victory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, we're cugging, and all of a sudden, this is what I hear, and I'm not making this up. Fuck you, Bobby! That is. No, that's the tone. That was the tone.

That's not the words I said. Oh, what was the real words? I'm sorry. I saw the movie once. What were the words? I wasn't there for this. I didn't know idea. I'm working, Bobby.

I'm working, Bobby. But there were some swears. No, there were no swears. It was just tone. You were right on tone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's screaming at me, right? Yeah.

With, I'm with these people. Oh, wow. You know what I mean? In front of friends. In front of friends. Right. Workmate. Right.

Cohorts, if I may. Cohorts, yeah. It's like the show biz experience. It's like an Aaron Sorkin's show backstage. Okay. I was trying to go. Like studio And when he did that

I calmly walked up to you It was horrifying And I go Are you out of your fucking mind Don't ever talk to me like that again Okay Yeah If you had done that

To anybody that was the artist A road manager Out the window Out the window Right I don't know why you're not in your head McCollins Same thing

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not in probation is Richie yeah yeah Richie's the best and so what I want to say is I after that I went to my dressing room no one's in there and I sat down

and I just literally went yeah I think I I can't do this right I'm being real I just can't do this you know

and it was the first time I ever felt that where I was like do I want to change things up you know what I mean? Do you? Not with you and I no no with

them no good I'll tell you why Ram Dass what did Ram Dass teach you I don't remember I don't remember

but just some of his tone of his voice and about mindfulness and stuff so it's like I um it passed some of the rage tied to it but it does show me that there is something wrong with the dynamics

and I think that we mixed fame with our employees when you have employees and you mix it with dude you're getting recognized I think this is projection because I think that there's a whole

different problem happening here and it has nothing to like fame didn't even come into my head what is the other problem that you think it is i've known bobby since 2009 i work for him so i talked that's so in the way that you make fun of me saying you let mcone in too close you let him get in too close you give him too much blah blah blah then you do that with carlos well yeah i mean of course i have known them that long yeah right but it's not like we were like the best of friends so you're saying you're not friends of them at all i was it's like let's suppose ester bovinsky right yeah Yeah. One day was just like, I want to be your assistant. Then the role changes.

Right. The roles change and you have to do that job. But are you communicating that? Don't you think that's just an instinct? I don't know if he's got good instincts. Like, can I give you an example of this? Yeah. Okay.

I was on that TV with Jordan, Peel. And we hung out all the time. We were very close. Right. Okay. He became this gigantic director. Yeah. The roles have changed a little bit in our friendship.

Yeah. You know, and I instinctually know that. The things that I would say to him, I think, that before, I don't think I would. Why not? I don't know. I think just the roles have changed. He's in a different place. And, yeah.

He should be the same guy you knew before. I think I'm saying it wrong. I think that if he hired me in a movie. Have he hired you? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If he hired me in a movie, the roles would change, I think, is what I meant to say. Okay. Yeah.

it's not like I'd be like fuck you I'm not doing that but how do we reconcile well I'm fine you know what I mean they have to change are you willing to change I mean yes

I'm willing to change that aspect of my behavior I shouldn't have yelled at you Bob just as the guy I know that was fucked up but did you can we just admit though it was a scream

oh yeah I screamed at you yeah yeah yeah yeah you were there. I wanted to see it. It would have startled you. Pretty upset I didn't see it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would have startled you. It was awesome. I didn't say that. He was about to say it was awesome. It was awesome? That is future projection on what I could have said. Here's another thing that I have a little bone to pick with you too.

Is that I'm beginning to think this arsenal thing was a prank. Oh, my God. So I'll tell you. What do you mean by that? So. Stop, what are you doing? Pulling on my email, so you see it's not a prank. Okay.

A fan made that for you? No, that's what I'm saying. Oh, you think it's bullshit. So a week before we're going to London, Carlos calls me, he goes, guess we're going to the Emirates, which is, you know, my favorite sporting team, it's in North London,

and I've never been to the Emirates. It's the stadium that they play. Right. And he goes, yeah, you're going to get a tour of the grounds and this and that. And I was literally, did I not cry? Yeah, I was, I, cried because I was so happy.

Did I go to the Emirates when I was in London? No. No. No. I don't know what it looks like. I don't know. But don't say it. No, I was going to say, do you think a different tour manager would have got you to the

Emirates? Ooh. Ooh. That's a good one. Whoa. Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. I think so.

Boy. What? I'm going to take a second and say something. Go ahead. Speak your mind. That was a funny bit. The Emirates thing? What I just said.

It was just for a bit. It's for a bit. But I think you did a good job. And we do love you. Thanks, Andrew. And we appreciate you. And McCone did a good job, and we appreciate you. and Richie

did a better job you did the best job and he wasn't even there oh thanks guys yeah we gotta put him in the animated show we don't even have a choice

gripes out it doesn't feel better you don't feel better with that with the gripes are gone the apologies have to be a little bit more real I think you don't believe them no let's let's hear it now

McCone first and then Carlos and let's just hear these and I want to see and as A very, one of my best friends in the world. Yes. Will you be real to see if it's a real apology? Yeah, let's see.

All right, let me try to, let me just get my mindful hat on. And let me open my heart. Wait, it's loose on the side narrative. Right. It's open. Right open. Right open. I'm in the moment, okay, and I will turn my body like animatronic style.

Hi, Bobby. I just want to say legitimately, I'm so sorry that I was filming too much when you didn't want to. I just know that whenever we're on these trips, some of the best times in my life and I really want to capture every moment of it, not just for my memory, but for the fans. Can you stop for a second?

He's already justifying it in some way, right? I just want an apologies. It's already tied into like why he did his behavior pot. Sorry, bud. Start over, please. Open and go. Bobby, I was wrong to have been filming for you as much as I was.

And when you said stop, and now we have a safe word to not. do that so it'll never happen again i guarantee it okay i feel that felt real a little bit yeah yeah there's a little bit of a more sweet no tears nothing no well the first one was gonna be sweeter but you guys wanted a more straightforward one yeah yeah i was like i'll just cut what we want that's not what i want it's what you should want yeah interesting you know let me see something man next hey bob carlos here um i'm sorry i was so passionate about the show and that i let it out on you i should have done better i should have been i should have done

the buddhist thing to do sit with my feelings don't release them in anger are you singing an oasis song very good hide in really good very good and um i love you forever man yeah are you high right now no okay no okay all right all right I didn't buy it. I didn't buy it in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love you forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's like what you would say on your wedding, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you're not getting fucking married. Yeah. I've been married, so I would know. I know. Thank you. I know you have.

So, Jules, our Rudy Jules, our beloved. Her mom lives with me. Mm-hmm. And, no. And Rudy lives with me. No. Okay. And so every other night, we have a movie night.

Oh. Okay. And so they've been pretty open to the movies I've suggested. good okay I'm trying to push alien and aliens I love alien do you like aliens sure yeah I thought it's very good they're two different movies the second one is more action-packed and more Hollywood but the first one is a masterpiece alien

but do you think they'll like it because I showed them taxi driver and they're just like well this is very different movies I think they'll like I think they'll like alien yeah really yeah yeah yeah alien's such a good movie of a horror? What?

Do they like horror? I made them watch. We saw, not talk to me, but the other bring her back. We like that. Yeah, so we watch horror. She'll like it. They'll like it. But throw me some, because I showed them, I'm going to show you the movies I showed them, and they loved.

Think about this. Some of these movies, they never even heard of, right? So we saw Shawshank Redemption. Never heard of that movie? Never saw it, heard of it. Imagine. Turn on the TV once. I know.

Well, they don't have TVs. Yeah. They loved it. Really? Yeah. Oh, wow. Why? No, I like it.

It's easy to follow. No, I like it. My point is, like, I didn't know if that would interest them. It's a perfect movie. Pretty good. It's a pretty good movie. Steph King. Okay.

That's right. Very good. Thanks. The second one is, then we went to Scorsese. They loved Goodfellas. Oh, yeah. I would hope so. So they like gangster movie.

Yeah, they loved Casino. So good. So good. So good. Tax driver. Wow. Yeah Shocked

I should have done Taxi Driver first Before Casino and Goodfellas Maybe Yeah Then we went to Chamalong

Shama Lama ding dong Shama Yeah Six cents They've never seen it No Never heard about it Maybe heard of it

But never seen it Oh my And they didn't like it Jules found out Halfward during the movie Could I just say what She goes She looked at Bruce Wilson

She goes He dead What Yeah I couldn't believe It. She must have heard through this. I don't know. I don't know. She said she didn't. He didn't. Nobody knew. Nobody from when we watched the first time knew. No one knew. I know. I didn't know. In fact, I didn't even know the 50th time I'm seeing it. I'm hearing this now. Yeah, yeah. It's a switch every time for me. Okay. I'll tell you what they wouldn't like. What? Paul Thomas Anderson. So I was trying boogie nights and Magnolia. It's hard. I'm telling you. It's not for them. What about this one? West. Wes Anderson they wouldn't fucking like either Aronovsky. No. Ruckering for

a dream. There's no way they would like that movie. Well then they saw Fargo. They liked it? More receivable. And the best one they saw last night we saw was Burn after reading. Oh yeah. Did you like that movie? Yeah, love. It's so good. Loved. It's a Clone Brothers.

You know what movie you should make them watch? So that's what I'm asking you. What movies should we watch? Thank you for smoking. Yeah. Well, I've never seen that. Great. Oh, it sucked. That's a great.

Harvey Dent from Dark Night. That's a great movie. You never saw that? No. Oh, man. Tobacco executive. Okay. It's a great.

Look at the cast. Robert Duval, Macy, Rob Lowe, Katie Holmes, Sam Elliott, Adam Brody. Wow. It's stacked. That movie's great. Okay. I'll see that. By the way, he's underrated.

Okay. But how about some more evergreen movies? Like, I mean, imagine they've never even seen aliens, so it's like we can go back. Um, how about like, uh... Richie, got anything? Well, have they seen, have they seen, uh, social network? Fincher, no. I think maybe Jules has, but no, not...

That movie's untouchably good. It's so good. One of the best movies I think I've ever seen. Yeah. They saw seven and Fight Club. Two great ones. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Seven is so good. What sin are you? Well, you're, you're, you're sloth. I'm too. I'm too. I'm gluttony. Gluttony and sloth. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, how many do you have?

I'm not really. No, I'm... Pride. Too prideful, yeah, pride. Mm-hmm. Or wrath. Pride and prejudice? Rath.

Wrath. Pride and prejudice is a movie. You should show them that. Yeah. Yeah. Seriously. Yeah. Okay.

Okay, what am I? Zoom in on... So, pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth. I'm probably envy. No, no, no. What? What'd you say? What'd you say?

You're seven for seven, baby. Who'd be? Yeah. I'm not seven. No, you have. Wait a minute. Let's go through them. Do you have pride?

Do you have an excessive time out? No, he's going to make me so fucking mad right now. Hold on. I don't. I don't have seven out. I know, but I don't. Pride. Do you have an excessive belief in one's own importance or ability?

No. I have imposter syndrome. You know that. Okay. Everyone has that. And I feel like I'm a piece of shit and I feel like I'm a loser. Come on. No, but in A.A.

But McComb, be real. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't have pride. No, you can feel like. like both at the same time. You have too much self-loathing. I have too much self-loading to have pride.

Thank you, McCone. No, it's because McCone doesn't know AA talk. You can be both prideful and feel like a piece of shit when you walk in the rooms. Can you bet defend me? Do I pride? I don't go to AA. I know, but so aside from the AA aspect of it. Carlos doesn't go to AA either. That's true.

That's true. Yeah, so go ahead. It's a wash. So no pride. Okay, good. Thank you. Greed. Greed. Excessive desire for material wealth or position.

I literally don't. I'm so selfless with my mind. money, you know that. Jesse Johnson, how much money did I spend on her in London? $1,700. Exactly. Selfless because you know that more is coming in. That's not why? I don't have greed. You know what? There's so many opportunities that I've said no, dude, just because it's like, you're right. Okay, good. So that's too. That's right. So lust. Intents are unchecked desires, especially sexual nature. I don't know, dude, because let me just defend this, okay? You're going to say you're 0.7. No, I'm not going to say 0.7, but I just want

to defend myself, okay? All right. So my therapist goes, the reason I've, I've, we've, chalked it down to this. The reason why my relationships don't work is because I, you know, me, I'd rather watch porn than have sex with and be intimate with my girlfriend, right? So I've cut that completely out of my life. It's been like four months now.

But that says unchecked desires, especially of a sexual nature. That's what you're describing. What? Well, you're describing that like this thing can't fulfill you so you're doing the opposite to fulfill the sexual nature. No, what I'm saying is is that

I can easily cut unchecked desires and move into a healthy nature so I don't have lust Okay, good, out Okay, thank you Oh, I'm gonna, I... That's it, the captain said, okay.

Out, okay. Yes. Envy. Yes! Yes, I have it. Okay. Yeah, that's one. Yes, I have it.

All right, gluttony. You wouldn't even have to get into gluttony. Yes. Gluttony me. Wrath. No. Uncontrolled, anger, or hatred? No.

No, it's controlled. Your hatred is very controlled. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Sloth. laziness or unwillingness to act yes so i have three so three three out of seven can we at least agree on that oh let's this to you carlos pride none zero greed none kind of no i don't know man lust yes obviously yes lust is pretty human envy yeah but i don't act too gluttony no yes dude under indulgence

in food. Overindulgence, it says. Yeah, but as I'm saying, he doesn't overindulgent food, drink or material pleasures? Material pleasure. Material pleasure is like sexual, like glory holes? Is it a material pleasure? Once in a while is not that bad. I did get addicted to Gucci for two years. Okay. Okay, so it's gluttony. Wrath, yes.

Saturday Dublin was wrath. Right? Right? Okay, anyway, sloth. No, I don't think. No. Yeah, okay. Partial sloth. You do it. What do you mean? I like the way you just said that. You question. You know what? That's real. Partial sloth.

I like how that happened in your mind. Because you're not... Sir, thank you. It says laziness or unwillingness to act. So you're not lazy. No. But you are occasionally very unwilling to do. Yes.

I think that's when, yeah, like action gets disconnected from the brain. Ah, when you're high? When I forgot I was high. Right. Because I was high. I'll tell you who's a zero out of seven. In this building? Yeah.

It's not you. Richie. Oh, yeah, Richie's for sure. I mean this guy. You have no. You have nothing. No, I don't think so. Honestly, I might be good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean? I'm not too pridey. I'm not too greedy. I'm not too. Lusty or wrathy or something. See, this is the problem, though. Seven out of seven dangerous.

Zero out of seven. More dangerous. More dangerous. Scarier. Yeah, scarier. Because you have to have problems. We all have to have problems and issues. It's basically like that's, wow, I have no problems.

No obstacle. And I'm gonna, I'm gonna shoot up the school. That would be wrath. No, that would be wrath. That would be wrath. By the way, right before somebody shoots something, they're like, this is wrath. All right.

But don't you think one of these sins are going to come to the surface? I don't think you can be zero for seven. Yeah, you got to have something. You got something. I think I just got other things, you know? Like what? Yeah. What's your biggest?

Well, it's come up with another sin maybe. Ah. Maybe there's an eighth one. Go ahead. Yeah. Which is what? You know? Handsomeness could definitely be one.

Delusion. Delusion on there? I think delusion is pretty good. By the way, this is all Bible. This sins are considered to be the root of immoral behaviors that could damage a relationship with God. So the core of this is saying if you have any of these, it's just based on the relationship you have with God,

which I think is bullshit because everyone's relationship with God is unique and individual. Amen. So it's already flawed. Yes. By the way, I saw a girl today, and look, I don't know how to, thank you. I don't know how to say this, but you'll understand what I'm saying. There's a very pretty woman that was walking across the street going to church this morning when I was going to get coffee. And she was walking to the church.

And she was very pretty. And I was watching her, like, fix herself on her phone. She was looking at herself on the phone, like fixing her hair and making sure she looks good. And then I noticed her skirt, I became like my dad. It was like, that's pretty short for church. It was like great. It was like, it was short enough where stairs, you understand? It would be like, yeah, if you're walking upstairs and someone's behind you, they can see the goods.

So it was interesting to go to church in a short skirt. I was like, that's a move. It's because like you go to a place like mosaic. Some of these models. It's like a hip church. It's a hip church, right? Hot people. Remember I told you I went to that one in Venice?

Yeah. And they were playing like, you know, modern folk music. Yeah, yeah, they were jamming. Yeah, yeah. Hey, oh, yeah, yeah, hey. And the Lord, oh, yeah, yeah, the Lord. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I like that.

Do the other song. Yeah, what? Do the other one they do. The Lord is coming to town. The Lord is coming to town. Right. Jesus loves you. you know all that yeah love and people are up and they're right but everyone is like

dressed to the hilt and they're hot yeah is that the right word yes yeah yeah yeah and they're hot look at them it's a their version of club it's a night club it's a night club without morning club without booze and drug right and they're looking for their soulmate potential suitors yeah so she comes in maybe today's the day right yeah she just looked very much like she was going out, she was going in. But then you're at church and you see that girl and like, gosh, she's hot. But then it's like, I got to date her for three years, right? Yeah, two years, right?

We're only going to make out. Yeah, she won't eat my butt hole. Probably never, probably never. You don't know, man. Yeah. Church girls? I don't know. I never dated one.

I met a couple of girls in church. Yeah. But you know what I think you'd have to, she'd have to be like you, like the hottest person you've ever seen in your life. To what? church and to go that's the one and I'm going to commit five years or three years until I get some action right you'd have to be like you're like I'm willing to sacrifice this time I saw what I saw a video on TikTok about this this couple they were saving themselves for marriage he wanted to do it she did not but she was like yeah we're saving herself for marriage and they're like well so you know

you can still be intimate and he was like no I'd I'd prefer if we don't kiss either you can't before you fucking how do you know I do it I don't want to be controversial but I say that right yeah I don't be controversial but even and if you're a virgin out there and you haven't had it and you're waiting for a life partner sometimes either the male or the female they don't know how to do it right and they'll never know how to do it and and also how do you know what's good or bad unless you've played the game. Right. You gotta die a couple of times. You gotta die a couple of times in there. Some mistakes. Right. You know what I mean? The Bible does not explicitly say, state the kissing before

marriages of sin. So, huh. You can do that. Jokes on you. You. Oh yeah. I want to know about Comic-Con. What comic con? You went to Comic-Con. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is it already know about Comic-Con? What did you do? I went there. For your comic book? Yeah, for my comic book. I went there. Here's the thing about Comic-Con. I I did a panel, and there's no way of knowing that the tickets there are going to people be in this. I panic the whole time. Sounds familiar. Because you show up and you're like...

You did a graphic novel. Can you explain to the fans? Yeah. You did a graphic novel with somebody. Well, I came up with a graphic novel with my friend Matthew. That's it. It's called Deadweight. And we came up with the idea, this and that.

And then he went off with his illustrators and writers and they wrote it. Wow. So the premise was something that I came up with, but they wrote the story. What is it? Can I tell you the story? Bobby Lee was just a grease-stained loser, scrubbing dishes into decaying helltower until a haunted sword showed up. And everyone is building turned into flesh-hungry death cultists armed with blenders, bug zappers, and bloodlust. Now Bobby slashing his way floor by floor through possessed neighbors, chainsaw perverts, satanic raver armies, and a halluciners.

Orsonogenic Horde of suburban nightmares. Every kill drags him deeper into a war he doesn't understand. But the sword in his hand has other plans and it's not letting go. Destiny called Bobby sent it to voicemail. Now it's kicking in the door with a flaming stripper pole. Is this not karate ghost? No, it's not karate. Wait, that sounds awesome.

Yeah. Made for animation a bloody fun escape, hilariously dark. Yeah, you ever see the raid? No, I don't think so Oh my god It's one of the best martial arts movies Ever made It's so good

You gotta watch this movie The Raid It's incredible And the second Yeah the second one's good too Redemption And Kung Fury You've seen Kung Fury

I saw Kung Fury So it's a combination of both things You know We wanted to put it in one destination So if we ever did a movie That we could actually make it So you did signings and stuff And pictures and everything

Yeah And you called me from San Diego What did you say about Comic Con I said What a beautiful place. Is that what you said? I don't want to talk about Talk Comic coming in that way.

Well, we got a lot of love about our little pop-up and happy Gilmore, too. And it was short but sweet. It was short but sweet. I believe my line was, it's interesting, yeah. Is that shot in it?

That shots in it. So that people are liking that. Okay. Richie laughed. Pinnacle of the movie. Yeah. Is that funny, Richie? Oh, I love that.

It's not meant to be funny. And our podcast is, in the back. It's in the back. It's the whole fucking thing. Yeah, that's our podcast studio. I mean, they literally, they put, they let us.

That's good. We're wearing our merch. Yeah. It was fun. I think the internet liked it. Yeah. That we popped up. We popped up.

Sometimes we pop up. Sometimes we pop up. Yep. And let me tell you something right now, Adam Sandler. We love you. You pop us up whenever you want to pop us up. Yeah, pop us up anytime.

Wow. Camios were banana sand. A lot I heard. It's the whole movie. The whole movie's cameos. Also that Bad Bunny stole the show Bad Bunny was so funny in it

And Marcello Who plays Bad Bunny's cousin I think Did a fucking phenomenal job too Marcelo funny guy Hernandez Yeah he's the best Yeah yeah that's him right there

Yeah I love that kid But Bad Bunny to be honest Really stole the show man He was so good in the movie I don't know he was an actor He is now Yeah he's gonna get so much more than him Yeah he barely speaks

Amen. Amen. So many times. Eric Andre is in this scene. Yeah, I've had a lot of people go, great job. I said what? I think my only line is, what is, I don't even think I have a line. Yeah, you say something to Benny Safdi, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You say something. Yeah. I think it's pretty fascinating. For the sake of the fans that want to know, we obviously did shoot that here in the studio.

They brought in their cameras into our room. Did we pod that day? We did. We did a pod, and then we shot the scene, which I think, inside stuff for people that want to know it is kind of fun they brought an entire crew here in our little tiny bullshit studio yeah there was like 50 people in here maybe more that was so fun it was kind of wild it's wild yeah yeah shout out to our buddy call new check for you know and you know it's a blessing that they asked and you know we love adam and it's a cool thing to be involved in it was fun yeah i liked it amen and um amen and god bless god bless and um you're gonna get into golf now let's talk about that for a second well we went golfing in london yeah we went golfing in london

and we did a put-putt. We did a put-putt. Right. And, um... Yeah, you got mad. Well, I got mad because, um, it's an area that you're an expertise in. You were doing... Not in putt putt.

Yeah. You were doing what you were doing backwards puttts? Yeah, it was backwards putt. Without even looking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you would get in it every time? It went in, a lot of, yeah, yeah. Yeah, uh...

Didn't we tie him and I? We tied. It was, we cheated. But you got two holes in one. You got two hole in ones. You know how many I got? How many? Zero.

Yeah, you have a problem with windmills. Yeah, windmills are my vice. Windmills, I mean. Windmills, eating outside in the wind. Yeah. I have a problem with windmills, both in putt putt and in real life. Yeah. I don't like windmill.

I know. They make me. It's hard to catch. Hard. Yeah, yeah. I don't like. Whoa, whoa. Eat it, yeah.

It was wind meal and it was a Ferris meal. Yeah, there was a Ferris meal. Yeah, yeah. I don't like the Ferris meal either. I think they were more Ferris meal. Meals than Wind. Way, much more Ferris Meals than Windmill. But it was, what was the place to call?

It was really nice. It's called Swingers. Swingers West End. West End in London. And it was really nice. So well. They had a little room there to ourself. Yeah.

It was great. Yeah. And then, you know, can I be honest with you? And you're probably going to go, what are you talking about? But I kind of understand maybe the general reason why people, if they're good at it, would like golf. Well, yeah. It is fun to get it in the hole.

Yeah. To getting it in the hole. It's kind of the theme. of life. Yeah. Getting a ball in a hole is like our whole existence. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know.

I've never like done a long range because I don't even want to swing in that way. You know I want to take you golf in so bad. Let's do it then. Like is there a seven hole? You can just play seven and quit. Okay. There is not a seven hole. We could play nine is the number.

You play nine or eight. I also don't want the pressure from behind. Oh, pause. Yeah, yeah. Do we get pressure from behind? Stop saying it. What do you mean? I don't like it.

I know. Yeah, yeah. Especially if there's like four Koreans. Yeah. You know, I've seen them. Yes, they go like this. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. We'll go to a place that's locked off where we don't know. You can just, we'll try it. Are there, because I don't know I've never dumped in a golf match. Have you confronted anybody by going too slow in front of you?

Yeah. What do you say? Like, let's say I'm in front of you. Well, usually what happens? if they're playing too slow, you'll hit a ball into them. You're not trying to hit them, but you want to just scare them a little bit and go, come on, come on, move it along. And do they turn around and go, hey, buddy.

They put their hands up. They do this thing. Yeah. Yeah. We're taking our time here, buddy. What do you say? Oh, long distance communicates it. Yeah, yeah.

Because you can't. It's so far. Yeah, yeah. No, TEPTense, but celebrate. Yeah, yeah. Something like that. Yeah. Yeah.

Glitter face. Yeah. Double balloon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that one? I don't know. He looks like you're shaking up something in the Tupperware. Exactly.

Yeah, from here. Two Cachavas. Two Cachavas. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. Now we will go. I will take you golfing. Please.

I would like to. What's up? What? I said, did Bobby ever watch Mahal and Drive? I did. Oh, yeah. Did you like it? No, you didn't fucking like it.

That's insane. You didn't like Mahal and drive. That's crazy. I liked it. No, you didn't. I did. Can I give you the positives? I love when you see a movie about L.A.

and it feels like L.A. that it felt like L.A. So no more, it did a very felt L.A. And also her story, you know, we've met people like this. Yes.

Yeah. So all those things rang true for me. It's just the ending I just didn't understand. You got to rewatch. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Can you explain me the ending? I mean, the movie's been out for a while.

So it did explain it to me. What do you mean the movie's been out for a while? I mean, people already know, you can explain the ending to me. Just spoiler alert, tell me what the ending of Mahaloan Drive is about. So the beginning wasn't real. She won like a trip or like she won like the two old people that come in at the end that are small. She wins like the doo-op contest in the beginning.

That was the opening scene. And then the next shot is her laying down covering her face with the pillow. That's her going into the dream state because she was in love with the brown-haired girl. So she invents this fantasy where she's like helpless and needs her and they're going to like discover this whole thing together. but she actually hires a hitman to kill her so then she's hoping that the hitman is incompetent and like the guy that she's sleeping with the director like he's getting cucked by Billy Ray Cyrus

so the whole first two acts are all like her fantasy and then after they open the blue box that's back to her dark sad reality and like there's all these interpretations of the box oh I see so I saw those aspects of it that's her real reality yeah so you should rewatch it I'm gonna rewatch it okay now I get it it's good it's real good

you got it though I didn't get it Oh I just Well also I was like I hadn't slept in two days Yeah It was kind of half watching

And I'm going Well it seems Why should hear Well these shady people It's very It's very Fantasticical In its approach

It's almost like Around we're gonna rewatch it That's fine I want to You didn't like it I know you didn't like it I loved it I can tell

I can fucking tell Anyway thank you for being a bad friend I'm a bad friend Yes.