Bad Friends - Manic Edging

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. Yesterday, I saw it. Doo do do.

Odyssey. Everyone's in it! Juno, Private Ryan, Twilight. Everyone's in it, dude. Catwoman. You from the neck down is in it. Carlos. What's that joke?

Cyclops, that was your body. Oh, okay. Oh, he's like ripped and tall? Yeah, it's just like famished. Oh. Yeah, and there's an island full of Andreas's in the movie. The siren? Yes.

Olle. Olle, ole, oh le. We don't care. England's out. The semis, right? You don't like football. And, you know, uh, that's it, dude. All right, I love Spanish people, by the way.

I really do. but I just didn't like, um, it's always, it's always, it's always Spain or, it's Spain. It's always the same.

Germany, you know, and, um, you saw that I have a new car. You want me to talk now? That was the monot. I was,

I let, I let you rock. You came in, you punched some of the boxes in the back, and, and I said, I got to let him go for a little while. I'm not going to interrupt.

I'm not going to interrupt. Yeah, but you didn't. And you know what that is? That's being a compatriot and a compadre. Okay? I'm both, dude. You're both, dude. And you know what?

Yeah, and a sidekick. Compatria. It's a companion, compadre, and a patriot. I'm a compatriot. You are. You're dressed as a flamingo or whatever. Whatever that dress is. And you came in with an air, Andreas.

Like, we won. And it's like, I get it. Okay? He texted us the moment. This episode's going to be way out after it's over. But today we just saw the World Cup and majorly disappointed. Majorly disappointed. Yeah.

I think the whole country. Did you see it? The World Cup? The Odyssey. No. Why? Everyone was great. I didn't have time to go see it.

Are you going to watch it? I don't. No. I actually know. No, you have to watch it. I won't. Let me just say something. I just don't care.

It's an epic cinematic experience. You haven't seen a movie like this since Lawrence of Arabia. Didn't see that either. Or Braveheart. Didn't see that either. Right. So it's like it's right grand. It's, um, I think he handled the mythological aspects of it in a very, um, grounded.

Grounded. What's it about? What's it about? The Odyssey. What is that? Odysseus. The boat. Well, there's Matt Damon.

Well, there is a boat in it. Yeah. That's the boat. Yeah. There's a cave, a boat, buildings. I like boats and buildings. I know you too. I know.

Let me pitch it to you. Caves, no, no, no, no caves. There are trails? Love trails. Okay, there's beaches. I can do without beaches. I'm not a sand guy. Yeah, there's whirlpools.

You love whirlpools, dude. You know that. You love it, dude. Always have. Yeah, you always, and you always will. Witches? I do love witches. I, me too, dude.

Wait a minute. So, so the movie is about what again? I am dumb. I don't know. What is the movie about? It's about Odysseus after the Trojan War. He's coming home. Yes, I would love to see it.

What country does it take place in? Greece. Does anybody in the movie speak Greek? No, they all have Boston accents. Interesting. Why? My first hiccup when I saw the trailer. Why is this in English?

I think after five minutes, you get kind of used to the dialect and stuff like that. And you know what? We get used to stuff that's wrong all the time. Look at the way that this city is being run. You're just used to it. Gas nine dollars. You're just used to the bass way. The bass way.

You're used to the bass way. Yeah. Bad bass way. We need a damn mom don't. No. Oh, we don't? Anyway, I would recommend the movie highly. Here's why I can't see it.

Yeah. Why? It's three and a half hours. Three. I don't have three hours to spare. Let me see the review from you're in it, you know, sirens. You know what I mean? Come on.

10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. 10. Yeah, how about you, Carlo? Nine out of ten. How about you, McCone? Nine and a half out of ten. Are you being real?

I haven't seen it yet. Oh, my gosh. God damn it, you fucking bastard! Why have you seen it? It's hard to get tickets. I got my ticket, and it's in like a month from now. Take your Adderall, dude. You're going to...

I'm sorry. Did you take it? No. I don't have Al-Dorel. We got to get you Adderal. Yeah, I have... I'm on Lexer Pro. Oh, and you're cruising right now.

No, last. night I took it. Every night I take it. You honestly, your energy is phenomenal. It's too much. No, I love it. I'm sorry. I'll take, I'll take a step back. Look, look, no, tune it up. I really, get me hard. I'd like to say, grassee to Spain because it won me money. I bet on Spain. Yeah, congratulations. I was so excited. Anyway, um, thank you, Espagna. Yeah. So I got in a car accident. I pull into the lot. He pulls out, he jumps out of a Nissan Ultima and I go, what is that? What's going on? He goes, don't ask about it. And I said, come on, are you okay? He goes, bad. It's real bad.

I said, what's going on? The engine of my blue car was dragging on the road. The actual engine. That's impossible. It's not impossible. Not the way I drive it. What did you do? I did a U-turn and I hit a curb super hard.

Right? And then the engine started dragging and make sparks. I like to make sparks. You're a sparks fly kind of high. Yeah. And then I was driving to therapy. So I did therapy And then afterwards I looked down there

And the engine was like on the ground Oh my God So I had to take an Uber home No I went to get an Uber To Enterprise Got the car And then just called my guy and goes Hey here's the address

Just tow my car Cut to the boardroom at Hyundai Being like I don't think we can give him cars anymore Actually I paid for it Why? I just ended up paying for it You paid for the car Yeah

Oh my God So you just totaled a car And then that's it I have two cars I have an Audi Remember the Audi Yeah but that's gone No

It's coming It's coming tomorrow You got You got three cars now Yeah Okay Yeah Yes sir

It's crazy It's not crazy It's America It is America Yeah And it's the American way Pooh Booh

Poo A soundtrack was great In the Odyssey too Right You called me That night I called you I go was it good

Well, you call me during the whirlpool scene and I left the theater to take your call. I thought something was wrong, so I missed him. Why don't you just text and go? Why you keep bringing it to Travis Scott? Because he did the soundtrack with two other white guys. He did the soundtrack. He was great in this. There's not a performance in this where I was like, you know, people had problems with the casting.

What was the problem? That they were all. American? No, too many. No, like Helen of Troy was Lupita. Lupita Niyango? Yeah. Phenomenal.

She's beautiful. And she's great in the movie. Give me the cast. Look at me right now. Yeah. I'll tell you. You got it all. Right.

Don't look at the, don't look at the, don't look at the, I got it right here. IMDB, let's go. Private. Private Ryan, I said. Private Ryan. Yeah. Saving? No.

Not saving. Got it. Well, he was saved in the movie. He wasn't saving Private Ryan. He was Private Ryan. No, the whole. Don't look. Just look.

Don't turn it off. No, I want to see while you name it. No, no. You don't look. Okay. Go. Fast? Yeah.

Matt Damon, Lupida, Billy Elliott, no, Elliot Page, Charlize Theron, Travis Scott. Yeah, good. Okay. We also have Anne Hathaway.

Yeah. We have, oh, Robert Patterson. Golly. What? What was the budget? Tom Holland. Tom Holland.

Zendaya. And they all got someone. Zendaya. Zendaya. Who else is it? You almost have... Oh, John Berenthal. John Baranthal, yeah.

Yeah. The witch. Oh, yeah, yeah, Samantha Morton. Mm-hmm. Another John was in there. Yeah. Famous John. John comedian.

Stand-up. Famous. No. Yeah. John who? John Liguzzamo. Oh, yeah, yeah. Blind Mexican.

He played a blind, Puerto Rican. Hamesh Patel, Mia Goth, Ryan Hurst, John Leguzzamo, Cory Hawkins. Lepid and Leango. Benny Safdi, you missed.

Yeah, Benny Safdi, yeah. I mean, just a lot. Keep going down. Mia Gough. Did I said that? You said that. So everybody's in here. Everyone's in it.

Couldn't find a role for us, eh? There's no Asians in it, really. There's one Asian guy, Will Jung Lee. Very whitewash. William Lee. Yeah, but he's Korean, I think. But he was so standout. Like, I was like,

this China got Chinese. One Chinese guy. In the boat. Yeah. And he, um, yeah, there he is. So this is about. about Greek mythology.

Yeah. And not one person, everyone spoke in English. Yeah. Okay. What's the problem? Huge problem. No.

Dude, you're just being argumentative. What I'm telling you, you're poking. Now you get it. No. Now you get it. No, fuck you, dude. Now you don't.

Now you get it. Now you don't. When's the last Chris Nolan film you saw, and was like, oh, that was bad? No, I didn't say it was bad. I didn't see anything that was bad. I just don't want to see it. They don't need my money. They made enough.

There was a guy I sent a video to McCone and Carlos. A guy went to go see it 11 times in a row. 11 times. I'm going to watch it again in the theater. This is him. Play this. This is hilarious. 7 a.m. Citywalk. 11 a.m. also at Citywalk. 3 p.m. city walk.

7 p.m. city walk. And then I will be going to Regal L.A. live for 11 p.m. 3 a.m. And then I'll be shifting over to TCL, the Chinese theater. 7 a.m. 11 a.m. on Saturday. This is a little different. Perspective, you know, look at all the word they got put into. This is why I didn't want to go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy turned me off immediately. Yeah, I get it. I texted Carlos and McCone and I wrote literally McCone. I regret watching it. That's literally McCone. Watching the video, I regret it. I don't think he represents the audience. I think he'd, I think it's exactly, I think exactly who's the audience. I think this is literally who is the audience. The guy wearing a 70 millimeter hoodie and fucking and go. 11 times. That's who goes. I know. Not me, Your Honor.

I understand. Not I. Not I. They are playing it 24-7 at the... I know. Yeah. I know. It's sick. That's why I'm not. I cannot... It's too much. It's so good. It's so good. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I cannot... Well, you saw Project Hail Mary. That movie was incredible.

I know. So is this. Can't do it. See, that's your stubbornness. You're no longer a patriot. I'm a compatri. Yeah, you're a compadre. You're not a componderer or a patriot. You're a compatriot. I'm a compatri.

No, no, no, no. You're no longer, and I think we're more in a lot. You know, I'll tell you this, guy. If it was all foreigners, I'd see it. Yeah. Give me some fucking Greek. How many people in the cast were Greek? Zero.

Where's Stavros? The Cyclopes. Where's Stavros? Our boy, he should have been in. He speaks Greek. Okay. Jesus's depiction. John Stamos.

Right? It's always a white. dude, right? No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Jesus' depiction is always a white dude. Not in my house.

We have black Jesus where I grew up. My mom has a big, framed black Jesus. What he looks like in real life is Middle East. Yeah, he's Middle East. We have black Jesus at my mom. See that's, see it right down there? Yeah, that's what normally, and that's what he probably looks at. That's one of the door guys from the comedy story.

I know. I know. Ramsey. Yeah. Let me tell you something. Yeah. I agree. This is wrong. And this is basically. what he looks like. Hmm.

Yeah. So they say. I mean, that looks pretty Middle Eastern to me. So they say. So what says? Who's they? Exactly. Who is they?

Yeah. Who's controlling the media? I won't go see it. I promise. You promise you won't see the odd. I promise I won't see it. I promise my hand to God. I cannot.

I won't care. I don't care. Christopher Nolan is the man. I just don't give him. He is a man. But I don't care about the story. No, he's the. Yeah.

He's him. It's your, you know what? It's your loss. Thank you. Like, who cares if you're not going to see it? You do, obviously. No, I don't care. I'm just saying,

you're mad, I'm not going to go see it. It's your loss. It's like when you don't want to watch a movie that's really good, how does that bother anybody else? I'll tell you why. It's your loss, fuck faith. I don't like to go see movies anymore. I don't belong.

You saw Obsession. You saw a Project Hell Mary in the movie theater. 50-50, one of the two I liked. Yeah. You liked obsession, Dan. Not only did I like it, I loved it. I went and watched it again. Are you being real?

I saw it again, just to prove myself that I was incorrect. Were you incorrect? I was right. You were. No, I liked it. You liked it. Yeah, of course. Yeah, and then...

But this story doesn't intrigue me. Really? The original epic story doesn't intrigue you? It doesn't. Really? Do you even know... Tell me what it's about. Okay.

Okay. Matt Damon and Napita Leongo they meet up with Elliot Page They're hanging out at a coffee shop Did you see this movie I feel like you saw this movie? I know nothing about it Yeah

I know nothing about the Odyssey I never read it I never read it Did you read it? I never read it It was a poem by the way No there was it turned into a book It's an epic poem

Isn't it a book? It's an epic poem by Homer And it's like And also it was told by generation. It wasn't written. It was told. Another reason I don't want to see it. Okay. Anyway. It was told?

Yeah. So who wrote it? It's oral tradition. Oral tradition, dude. Thing I don't trust. Yeah, it probably changed over the generations, but maybe the changes were good. Rewrites. Nolan rewrote it. No, I just think through time, maybe it was rewritten. It is written.

Yeah. So I want to say this. And I don't, I. I'm just throwing little nuggets out there just for the... They're little tiny nuggets. Yeah. Can I talk about... Because by the time this air is,

it's been out for a while, right? Yeah. Yeah. So he used, what, a 60-foot, 70-foot, real puppet for Carlos. Really? Yeah, yeah. For Cyclops.

Yeah. And then it ended up looking like that. Like, go to the... Yeah. So that's what he used. And then he just edged it out with a little bit like, you know, CGI. Yeah, I don't want to see it. Okay.

Why? I don't think I like it. That scene, Carlos, you have to admit. So often. And Andreas, it was terrifying. So good. Because it was the first mythological thing that happens in the movie. And when it happens, it's so fucking terrifying.

How big he is. He's big. Fuck. You do it. My chair broke. Yeah. Why? I don't know.

Okay. Yeah, he's big. He's big, huh? Yeah, he's a big scary guy. Yeah, he's a big scary guy, dude. But there's also a lot of empathy you feel toward him because he's just a dude that like, you know, makes cheese and like. It's just a shepherd.

He's a shepherd, you know? And then these guys come in and, you know, he's kind of dumb too. He's a simple kind of a creature. What do you nodding your head for, McCone? You haven't seen it. I know, but I've read the story. I watched the old one. Yeah, yeah.

And, um... This is a remake. There's been a lot of adaptations to the Odyssey. I don't do remakes. God, you're so stubborn. It's so dumb. I don't do remakes. Yeah, well, okay.

Unless it's something... It's your loss. I see on TikTok a lot. I'll refuse to see it because of the casting and this and it's like, well, then it's your loss. It's a great movie. I don't refuse because of the... casting. I don't care. I just don't. You don't go with the hype. I just don't care about the hype of things. Right. That's why you went to the wedding. Oh,

douche. Tushé, right? How is that a tushé? He's been storing that. Those two things have nothing to do with Yeah, that's the hypeiest hype wedding. No, it's not hype on planet Earth. Because I got invited. And you would. Because you get invited. Yeah, and I went to the audits. I went to the audits. If Christopher Nolan invites me to go see it, I'll go see it with him. You know what? Yeah. Hey, Chris. invite me to go see the movie with you I'll come see it get me invited did you get invited no oh you went uninvited

North Hollywood North Hollywood the Regal Theater at 3 p.m. I'm not that guy I don't go uninvited I must I want to be invited it's so gross that you even say that am I going to go am I going to watch this?

You're going to watch it 100% you're on I don't have time yeah you do okay I already What's the difference between a two-hour movie and a three-hour movie An hour

I understand I understand that. Full hour. But in terms of like you're, all right, I'm going to tell you the truth. Can I tell you the truth? 60 minutes. Can I tell you the truth?

And I could go home and watch 60 minutes. I love that show. Yeah, I'll tell you the truth. Today, Bobby Lee crashes third car. Have you ever seen an Asian man so bad at driving that the engine falls out? Tonight on 60 Minutes. The curb. I feel bad for the curb.

What happened to the fucking? Her, did you break it? Yeah, I break it. You did die? It died. Yeah, I, um... I can't see it, though. I'll be...

I'll have to admit something. Ah, I'll watch it at home. No, it can... It won't do it justice. I have a 4K TV. It's shot in 3K. No, no, no. It won't, right?

It won't do it justice. Andres, back me up here. Yeah, also, you didn't see it in iMex, which is insane. Is the double... Oh, fuck you, you snob. I got the vibrating the wind... Is the IMAX with the glasses? No.

No. What is that one? The biggers. It's just a bigger form. Now, I went to go see minions with the glasses. That was great. That I loved. Nolan did that one, I think, too.

Minions and monsters? Yeah, minions and monsters, and I watched with glasses. And they have minions running through the theater during the movie. It was fantastic. Shout out to minions and monsters, one of the most successful franchises

of all time, minions. Yeah, okay. You love it. You love it. My name. All right, so you make me so mad. So you're saying that this is a better, that movie. Minions and Monsters is better than Odyssey.

Not even close. Not even close. Call the Academy. And the only reason they won't nominate this movie is because it's too fun. Oh, it's too fun. The Odyssey is too dark. Too dark. They like dark.

Oh, we're the Academy. We like dark. Well, I like fun. Okay, you like fun. So I have to admit, though, the morning of I woke up a little early and I was kind of dreading it. Yeah. Because it's like I had so much expectation. And after talking to you Thursday night, late at night, I was like, there's no way Carlos knows about anything, you know?

Oh, yeah, because I said that you would never make it home in the Odyssey. Yeah, you said that. You did say that. You wouldn't make it home either. It's not a competition. I'm just saying you wouldn't make it home. You know where you would have died? In the horse.

No, I would make it one island. No, you would have in the horse. This is with the big horse. It's fuck you, what do you mean the horse? It's the horsey with wheels, right? Yeah, it's, there has no wheels in this. It should drag it. But it had wheels.

The original story had wheels. I like it better this way. They dragged it. Trojan horse. This is what USC. This is what their mascot is based on. Yeah, but this is, Yeah, but this is the horse in the movie, right?

This one. And it's, there's a, I'm just going to give it away. There's, um, a bunch of dudes in there. I don't know how many. Spoiler. Shut up. Like 40 or 50 dudes in there. And Christopher Nolan's like, she's like,

so it's just like any bar in West Hollywood. Yeah, exactly. They should make a gay bar on West Hollywood called, I'll call the Trojan horse and it's a horse you party in all night. And you're packed in there. Yeah. Well, they're packed in. they're tight. Yeah. That's a fun idea.

Something enters every once in a while. I love that. Now, was Helen, Helen of Troy was in this? Helen was there? Who played Helen? That was Lupita. That was Lupita. Yeah, Nongo. And how was Helen? She was beautiful. Okay. I mean, her performance, I'm saying. She was beautiful. Great. But in the, in the horse. How was Matthew Damon? Matthew Damon was amazing.

Incredible actor. He's incredible. Can I talk about the horse? I've got to see this movie. There's like a bunch of dudes in the horse and they've been there for days and they're like shitting and pissing in this horse waiting to you know and then you could just see them like just sitting there for days some people drown in their own piss in in it and it's just an incredible thing it was the water from the beach not their own pee that they drowned in there's not so much pee you're like swimming in yellow pee okay they've been there for days though no yeah but that's not did you hold in the pee that's not enough to it's a mixture it's It's a mixture of pee, poo, and ocean water.

You're telling me they didn't put a hole at the bottom to pee out of? These guys were idiots. No, I don't think there was a hole. There was one hole. Should have made a pee hole. Yeah, I know. The horse's dick. Yeah, you could pee out of that.

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They do dramatically drown in seawater from the sea. Which is what I said. It's exactly what you said. confusion. Well, I jump to that conclusion because... Well, this version is more dramatic. Yeah, drowning on P is an unlikely dramatic scenario. That's right.

Doesn't sound like a Nolan move. Yeah. Nolan doesn't do that. I know, but in my mind, I'm like... Lee does that, the director Lee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Robert Young Lee. Yeah, they'd be drowning in Pekum and poo.

PCP. Yeah. PCP, dude. You know what I mean? In the poem, Homer completely skips over the gross realities to focus purely on the military tension of it. So if Homer made the film, I'd probably watch it. I call him homie.

Homie, if homie made it. Yeah. If he made it, I'd watch it. Yeah. Do I like Christopher Nolan? Yeah, flawless. I just, the story doesn't interest me. Okay.

Isn't that okay? No, it's not, because you don't know the story. I do. What is it? I keep asking you, what is the story you don't know? You're saying that. They hijacked two planes. Mad Dave and Lupita.

and Tom Holland are having at a campfire hanging out. Is Zendaya and Tom Holland hanging out in the movie? No, never. Good. That's a Spider-Man. That's a Spider-Man.

That's a Spider-Man, dude. Maybe I don't want to see it because there's too many famous people. Yeah. Yeah. I like not so famous movie. You know what? What?

That's why Obsession was good. Fucking no one was famous. I believe those characters because I didn't see, you go see Odyssey and you just said it. You see fucking Billy Elliott or whatever

You see Goodwill hunting You know you see a music video girl Who's that? Who's the girl Zendaya? She's a musician She is Doesn't she do music too? She's a Disney girl, right?

Yeah, they did songs Yeah And then you see Monster? Who? Charlese Theron Oh yeah, Monsters in it Yeah, Monsters in it

Yeah, monsters. So you don't even get to see the characters. I say Furiosa. Yeah, Furiosa. I think Monster was better. Okay. But I'm just saying you see all these movies. You don't see the people anymore.

She plays a C-Nymph. No, I got to go. Yeah, I love C-Nymphs. In fact, you know, in the movie, I would have not left. Oh, yeah, that's where you would have stayed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he ends up 10 years, giving away spoilers, but. Eating the Lotus plant.

Is there any? Seven years. Is there any sex scenes? No. Don't give anything away. What if I go see it? I don't want you to see it now. Okay. Yeah, yeah. You have no right to see it now. Now I don't deserve to see it.

You don't have any right or, yeah, you don't deserve to see it. Shucks. Because of your resistance to it. I resist. Yeah, and so it's like it's dumb. We resist. No, you're going to watch it, McCone. Of course. Yeah.

What's this power for? Fight the power. Resist. Yeah. You're going to resist too? Me? No. That's for Lupinian. It was for Lepita. Resist. Okay. We must resist.

No, we must not. We must. We must go with the flow. Flow is bad. No, like Bruce Lee said, you got to be like water. He didn't say that. He didn't say that. He didn't say that.

No, he said that in interview. He did say that. Thank you, Andreas. You know what he really said. Fuck you. Hey, hey, hey. I know Bruce Lee. I know my Bruce Lee.

Yeah, I know how water works. We know how water works, dude. works, dad. Be like water. Well, I, I know how, I know how water works. Okay, okay. And I know that it gets into the Trojan horse. Guys die.

Yeah. They're storming the beaches of Normandy. No, there's no number of people. People are firing bullets at them. There's no bullets. There's no guns. There's no guns. There's arrows, but there's no guns.

I can't, it's a mythological story. Yeah. It's a lot. You know what's interesting, though? It's like, you go, what's Nolan's take on this is always fun? Because his take on Batman will, was different than, you know, the other universe. What was, you know, Tim Burton and Schumacher

where it was cartoony. You know, he grounded a Batman. It made it more realistic. And then you're watching the Odyssey going, what is he get, what's his interpretation of this material? And then when you're watching, you're like, oh, this is cool because it's grounded in. Here's another thing.

It's like when you watch Troy or any of these movies or Clash of the Titans, anything from that potential, period, whatever, you think to yourself, oh, I'm watching a movie, right? But with the Odyssey, you're like, no, you're not ever thinking that. You're like, it seems pretty real. Like you're encapsulated. Something like that, yeah. No, no, tell me the word.

I think I don't know it either. So I'm agreeing. You're enchanted? Yeah. There's Brad Pitt and Troy. See, I love that. No, I don't like. I like Bradley.

I love Bradley too, but it's, Like, it's very Hollywood looking. Yeah, look at how hot that guy is. See, that's what I like. Old school hot Hollywood. Yeah, you're dumb, dude. Yeah, I don't trust you. Hot Hollywood.

Yeah. Look at that. Eric Bonna, Orlando. No, this is not real. Look at the bloomer. Yeah, the bloomer's good. The bloomer's so good. You'd go in the horse with them.

Yep. Oh, yeah. That's the horse he'd go in. That's the horse I'd go in. Yeah. Look at him staring at you, too. Yeah. Come on in the horse. Yeah. They'd be like, hey, scoot over.

No, the thigh. To me. You hang there. Yeah. And I'd like to be scooting over. I'm cold. Take our armor off. We should hug tightly to keep warm at night.

Yeah, sure. Why not? Maybe you know what it is? I told McCone, I can't see movies or TV shows anymore because I don't work in Hollywood anymore. So I think I don't want to see it anymore. Yeah, but when you let it go, like I have and think to yourself, oh, they don't want me? then you can kind of go

all right I'm going to watch what they're doing I'll take it. It'll be time I'll go. Another thing is this Michael Jordan doesn't play basketball anymore do you know what I mean? Yeah and he doesn't go watch pickup games because he doesn't play

I don't play in Hollywood anymore I don't want to go see it I think that's your fault all I watch you're in the magic movie I paid to be in that No you didn't you're in the magic movie you were in Happy Gilmore 2

You weren't happy Gilmore, too. I know, but that's not, you know. Well, and they should have cut us out. No, I thought we were good in it. You think we did good? Yeah, it was fun to shoot it. Benny Safdi, he was in this as well. Yeah, it was in here.

It was in this room. Yeah, so it's like. I can't watch it. All I watch now is I like the Food Network. I know. British Bake Off. Mm. I miss that.

I'm a body bizarre guy. Love Body Bazaar. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then I watch beachfront bargain. Yeah. on HGTV. Yeah, what's the fucking movie?

Move that bus. What's the fucking movie? Give me the song. Give me the song. I don't like that song. Okay, it's just the sirens during the sirens. And that was Travis Scott? No, dude.

That was Travis Scott that did that soundtrack. No. No. That was Travis Scott. That wasn't Travis Scott. He's the last song. He's in the movie too. Mm-hmm.

Does anybody die around him during a concert? That's so funny. Is that why the guys in the horse guy? Some of the suitors died. Some of the suitors died. Yeah, he was great in it. And how much of this is a joke do you think when we talk on this show? 99%.

Okay. What do you mean? I'm not going to go see it. Shut up. I don't care. Well, I'm going to Scotland tomorrow. I don't have time. Yeah.

I'm going to be out in Scottsville. And then I go to jolly old England. You know what I'm going to try? I'm going to look for my wife's phone. I went back. I'm flying. Oh, good, good, good. I was trying to find the guy who stole my wife's phone a year ago.

Yeah. Yeah. ago. Were we there a year ago already? It's playing in Glasgow. Yeah, watching Glasgow. They don't have movie theaters up there. They do. In immersive 2D, it says.

Yeah. I'm not in Glasgow. It's so immersive. See if there's an IMAX in Edinburgh. That's where we're going. I doubt it. Obviously. No, there are no IMACs.

Oh, it does. Yeah. I would watch it. In Edinburgh, that'd be even cooler. It's the St. James Quarter. Yeah, dude. I'm staying there. You know what I want to try?

What? Psychosporio. Psychosporia? Yeah. What is that? The diarrhea. Explosive diarrhea. Oh, yeah, it's made its way to California.

We finally have it. Don't you want to try it? This is a new GLP one. Yeah. Yeah. It's making its way out. Because they see explosive? I'm like, I've had explosive before.

I think it's cool that lifts you off the toilet. Yeah. I want to see how it measures up. It's little tiny explosion. Yeah. Taco Bell lettuce linked. Oh, we could go.

We go to Taco Bell tonight. Yeah. Iceberg lettuce recalled 27 states due to potential cyclosporia contamination. Well, you're leaving Tuesday, right? For Scotland? Yeah, not tomorrow. Tuesday, yeah. Yeah, so don't eat.

Don't get it now. On the plane would be so funny. Remember I had diarrhea next to you? Yeah, you did. Yeah. You did. And then the whole flight. And in my mind, I'm like, thank God Andrews next to me.

That would have been so bad if you sat next to someone. Yeah, because I kept going. I didn't have to go, excuse me, excuse me. But you farted the whole flight. I know. You farted the whole flight. To the point where the flight attendant came over, she's like, is everybody okay?

Yeah, it was bad. She was nervous because it did. It was bad. But I remember I kept saying, thank God, because I didn't have to say, excuse me. No, I said, I know your mind boy's stomach was upset. I felt bad. Lozum in on the CDC report says,

this stuff gets into you. Ingestion of contaminated food or water. Oh, no, dude. What? What? into your, it gets into your nervous system. I know it's bad. I was kidding. This is bad. I was kidding. We can't have this.

We can't have it. Is this COVID too? That's what they're doing. Are we going to have to wear masks on our ass when we walk around? Yeah. We'll have to cover up our buttholes in public. Another thing is that those wildfires from Canada, people aren't wearing masks in like New York and Chicago. Because the smoke is so bad. Yeah. The smoke, I saw the Chicago fit. Who sent that to me? You guys did? The smoke in Chicago was so bad. They could see like 10 feet in front of them. Yeah, it's bad. Look at that. That's New York.

How do you walk around? You got to wear it because it's not, you're not just getting um, first of all. Trees. We live in a place that that looks like that every day. I know, we're used to it. Our body's adapted to them. We did adapt. Yeah. That's gangster of us though. Wow, look at that. That's nuts. That's nuts. But people should be wearing masks. I mean, I'm no one to tell you how to live your life.

Who started the, who started the wildfire up there? Canada did. Tom Green. Tom Green, probably. Started our boy. We love Tom. Yeah. Look at that, dude. It's bad. And people are like, they said, It'll go away.

I know, but they said that breathing that air is like smoking 12 cigarettes a day. Carlos's explanation for everything, it'll go away. Yeah, everything goes away. I mean, I do the equivalent of 20 cigarettes a day. Your gonorrhea went away. That's not what I have. It's the other one. Cephalis?

No, you had the other one. What's the other one called? No, I have the Trump one, syphilis. Oh, you had it. It's dormant. According to who? Science. No.

Who's science? Doctors. This two shall pass. Exactly. Is that in the movie? What? This two shall pass? Yeah, sure.

Why not? It's a different movie. Oh, that is? I got to go see this movie. Are you being real? No. Oh, I don't know. You know what?

You know what? I love this. Okay. You know what? Yeah. I don't ever want. you to watch this fucking movie. If you watch it,

I'd be deeply offended. Why? Because you're playing like devil's advocate right now and it's pissing me off so I don't want you to ever watch it.

Fuck off. You don't deserve to watch it. Okay. McCone, you want to go see it with me? You think it's going to win an award? It's going to win everything. Oh, cool.

That's what we do it for. The awards. Okay. things, right? They do it for the trophy, but I think this is something different. Yeah, how? Don't watch it. Okay? How is it different? I mean, look, I don't watch it. Mongolia saw it. Okay. Pakistan. They rode a horse. All right. A horse. We have to go see the horse. What? To go see the horse. 30 miles, right? An eagle's guiding them to the theater. Yeah. Right?

You know, and they, and they happen to see it. Mm-hmm. Okay? You could see it any time. Okay, let's move on. Let's not talk about the Odyssey again. Okay. Congratulations on Spain for winning the World Cup.

Congratulations on Spain for winning the World Cup. Olle. Oleg, Oleg. Go ahead, let it, let it out. Let it out. Yeah, let it. Ole. Vamos, Spain.

Yeah. Bama in Spain. Well, you know, Mikkel Marino is on the team, and he's an Arsenal player, so I'm very excited. There was no one on the Argentinian team that is an Arsenal player. So I'm happy for Spain. You know, after England was thrown out, I was like, I want Spain to win. And you guys play great football.

Oh, David Ryos on the team, too? Yep. Yeah. And he's an Arsenal. Beyond pride, because I'm not familiar, how much money did they get for winning? Do the team get a crazy check for winning the World Cup? I don't know. $50 million in prize money.

for, to share. To share between the team. Yeah, awarded directly how many teams? Record high payoff of the tournament increasing by $8 million from last year. Total prize money for award. What's that?

Arsenal. Okay. What are you doing? Do you turn of bond with me again? I cleaned everything, so I knew that we had Arsenal. So they get $50 million for winning and the entire total prize money for all 48 teams is $655 million.

Wow. Yeah, but there's 26 players on the team. Yeah, 50 million divided by 26. You all get almost a couple million. That's pretty good. Well, there's some players that didn't play. They deserve it. They're supportive of the team.

Okay. I'll tell you who deserves all the money. That goalkeeper, that Jesus Christ. From what? That Argentinian goal player. That guy deserves money. That guy busted his ass. He got shot on like 10 times within the first like 30 minutes.

I was like, this poor bastard. Oh, you saw it. Yeah, I watched the World Cup. You did. But you don't like the sport. No, it's the World Cup. I know, but you don't like it. Everybody watches it. I didn't watch it.

Let me tell you something, dude. Yeah. It's like back in the day when they would do beheadings or stonings in a town square. You would show up. You got to show up. Yeah, I would show up too. I don't even like it. I would cover my eyes a little bit and then look.

You want to see. Yeah. To be in the conversation. Tell me this. This is what I'm interested in. How many people watched this World Cup this year? Oh, my God. Can I guess?

Yeah. Well, see, I guess the United States is going to be. be a different number than a global scale. No, but the global scale probably 120 million. Way more. What are you talking about? There's 300. 220.

1.5 billion? The globe has 7 billion people. Yeah, but that's, wow. Mongolia went to see fucking Odyssey. They were going to watch the World Cup, man. Wow. 8.3 billion on the earth. Yeah.

And so 1.5. So in the United States, what? How many people? Not a lot. No, no. That would be close to probably half. Like it'd be a Super Bowl number like 100, 120. Up to 42 million viewers.

That's pretty good. Hey! Oh, you got a tan. Come sit down, dude. You get a tan? Ladies and gentlemen, Dax is here. Give it up for Dax. You get a tan?

Whoa. I guess so. What do you mean you guess so? Have you been laying out? No, no. Did you watch the World Cup? We were just talking about the World Cup. No, I watched the Odyssey.

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Um, yeah, I, I could tell you anything that happened. Really? Yes. Okay, tell me. Did, did guys die of drowning in their own piss inside the Trojan horse? A couple. Yeah, he saw it. Yeah, you did see it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you really see it? Yes. Yeah. Tell me about the story then. So, Odysseus is the dad of Tom Holland. And then he has to do the Trojan, Trojan horse. and then

Tom Holland goes to look for him and then Charlize Staren is like a magic person C-nymph yes and then there's the cyclops Did you watch it with the sound off? No

it sounds like the volume was off yeah yeah this is like if I try to interpret it without any noise and then what happens then what happens can I spoil it? Yeah yeah yeah yeah people are going to be really mad It's been out for 3,000 years, so.

And that's a joke that you see on TikTok a lot, the same people saying that joke. And it's so shameful that you would even say that out loud. What does it mean? The story's been out for thousands of years. But you've seen so many TikToks, people making that joke. And anyone making that joke is a shameful person. It's hacky, it's dumb.

So you went today to go watch. No, no, no, let's sit in it. All right. Did you create that joke? or did you joke or did you see it on TikTok or social media? I created that joke, but I can assume that other people can... Yeah. Like when I went Private Ryan's in at Juno, that was original.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Yes. Okay. So go ahead, tell me. He has the big fight scene at the end and kills all the suitors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you loved it.

Yeah. Out of 10, what do you rank at? 9.5. Yeah, that's what McCone, but he didn't even see it. Yeah. I didn't even see it, yeah. He refuses to watch it. You ought to see it.

Convince him to watch it. Why do, why should he watch it? Well, honestly, I probably wouldn't if it's just getting spoiled and, um. I haven't been listening to anything. Well, this story's been out for 3,000 years according to Andreas. Why don't you want to see it? It's Greek mythology and no one speaks Greek in it.

Yeah, that is weird. Thank you. Thank you. It's just kind of too many stars. That's valid. What do you? Defend the movie, man. Oh, okay.

The stars are fun to watch. They're good actors. That's it. In your face, dude. That's in your face, dude. Is that in my face? Yeah. The reason why they're stars

are the best actors out there. That's right. Well, Travis Scott, I've never seen him act before. He was good, though. He was in the very first character. He was, yeah. And then Billy Elliott was second, right?

Elliot Page. Yeah, Elliot Page. Yeah. You know that Tom Holland played Billy Elliot. No, he didn't. Yeah, on stage first. Yeah, but not in the movie. No, no, on stage, yeah.

Maybe I will go see it. What I'm more interested in is what I'm not going to see the movie. I'm not interested in it. What I'm interested in is Dax's movie food order. I'd like to guess. I think we should guess. So I'm gonna say you got yourself a small popcorn. Don't answer.

Because I don't, I was joking. I didn't, I think you did not get a popcorn. So I think you got, you got a small soda. Don't react, dude. Because you got a water is what I was gonna say. Not a soda. You can't just hop around like that because I have my own thing.

I'm hopping. You do yours, I'm doing mine. Let me do mine then first, but you're hopping around. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you, you're hopping around. Hey.

You first say popcorn that he had a facial reaction. I thought about popcorn. He didn't say anything. Coca-Cola or whatever. I always had a small drink, but you got yourself a water. He gets water and you got a pretzel and raisinettes, maybe. No, no, no. He gets like a Swedish fishy kind of thing.

All right. Like a sweet little gummy thing. Just water. I hate popcorn, but my friend got a, like a Swedish gummy, like a... No, your friend didn't get Swedish fish. your friend got. Go ahead. Nerd clusters? No, some kind of a cloud. Like it was called some cloud, some gummy cloud. Okay. And you don't like- Did you eat some? Yes. Yeah. So why don't you like popcorn, Dax? The texture. I don't like popcorn or cereal. Here's another, I can defend that.

It makes me break out. Caught popcorn. No? No. No. Okay. Not for you. Popcorn cause breakouts? I've never heard of that in my life. I feel like I am going to break out. Are you rubbing the butter on your face? No, but it's just like, it's so buttery that it's like it gets on my fingers and then touch your face. Sometimes I touch my face. Well, that's exactly right. Yeah, yeah, but I forget.

Right, greasy popcorns, you know, the juices on my fingers. Right. They get into your pores. Yeah. That's okay. Yeah. So just water, huh? A slow sipping.

But you're eating a sprite now. You're drinking a sprite now. Yes. Yeah, yeah. But not in the movie. Who did you see it with? My friend Joel. Oh, did you like it?

Not really Can we get him on the phone? Yeah, I could call him He is hanging out with someone right now though That's okay We're hanging out here too Yeah Let's call Joel real fast

I'd love to I just want to chat up He didn't like it Yeah I think he'll He'll probably post a letterbox review of it too Awesome We'll have to read it Can you put him on some

Put it up to the mic Tell him he's on the pod and everything Okay Yeah just so he doesn't feel uncomfortable You know Hey what's good on I was just telling them about that we saw bad friends. So I was saying, yeah, yeah, that we saw the Odyssey.

Tell him he's on the pod. And then you're on the podcast. We just want to pick your brain. All right, pick my brain. What's going on here? So I thought that the Odyssey was a masterpiece. You know, Dax gave it a 9.5 out of 10. But apparently you didn't like it.

Oh, it was fine. A good six out of 10. Joel, now what was your biggest problem with? the movie? I think I just can't stand the Nolanism of everything being a montage. And for the first 20 or 30 minutes, it's all edited so breakneck speed. I'm just like, I'm not being like invited into this world. I'm just being thrusted into it in an exposition

dump way. I don't know. And I never lost that feeling by the end. Everybody knows a mccone. That's what I just realized. Everybody knows. Hey, Joel, I haven't seen the movie. This is Andrew Santino. I haven't seen the movie. Bobby is mad because I haven't seen it.

Do you think I should stand my ground and not see the film? No, you should still see it. Everyone's got to see it. It's the Odyssey, man. Homer would love for you to see this. Homer's been dead for thousands of years. I know, but I feel like he would have wanted you specifically to see it. Now, does the Homer estate receive any sort of residuals from this?

Do you think from Nolan? Unfortunately, the negotiations are all tied up, but I think they're going to get an island in Greece. Ah, careful with islands. Thank you, Joel. Thank you, Joel. Thank you, Joel. Thank you, Joel. Bye.

Bye, good good morning. I'm going to you guys. Bye. Bye, Joel. That guy's fantastic. Yeah. Can we get him with you on the show one day? Would he come on?

Yeah. What does Joel do for a living? He makes movies and YouTube video. Sounds like it. Ah, it sounds like it. It sounded like McCone, no? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Just arrogant, snobby. Was there any validity, Carlos and fancy, to what Joel said at all? I couldn't disagree more, but. I like that Nolanism. He does that in all his movies. It's like a trademark of this. It's very, yeah, it's told in like. It's like Oppenheimer, the way that he said in it.

Yeah. Yeah. In a good way. Didn't see that. Like Pulp Fictiony. Didn't see that. We do that sometimes. Nonlinear.

What's so funny? First of all, you can't compare, this is not like Pulp Fiction. In terms of like, you know what I mean? Going into the future past. He's saying it was a montage. But it has flashes of the past. Yeah, flashes of the past.

Flashbacks? Yeah, it's. I don't do flashbacks. I know you don't. I'm a little offended. Nolan does flashback. Yeah. He's better than that.

There's a way to tell. The story is told from other people's point of view to. Oh, who? It's not like family guy flash, or like, you know, cut two. That'd make a better movie. That would be fun. Have you seen that show? He fights the chicken?

I love that. Yeah, great bit. I'm running right now. My phone is loving it. Yeah. I'm sitting in my little pocket. It's a disgusting pocket. You know what I mean?

It's anti-art. No, it's pro art. No, it's anti-art. This is commercial art at its world. Because I believe, I believe this is pure art. 90 movie stars. Did you, no? Yes, yeah.

Yeah, don't agree with me just to agree with me. Well, you're a bully. I'm not bullying you, I'm asking you, dude. Listen to your tone. Fuck you. See? Be honest. Bullie.

Did you like it? Yes. Manic edging right now. Take your pill. Take your pill. We're cutting close on the time. We're cutting. Well, you got to take your pill.

It's at home. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. See? Okay, okay. He's manic edge. Dumb dumb. What is it?

I'll punch you. Sorry. I'm not one. No, I know. What's going on? I'm letting you get away with it for now. What do you have to do? I take my Luxapro.

Okay. Are you on any medication? No. There's nothing. Wow. So do you take even like vitamins or anything like that during the day? Yes. Multivitamin.

Like a little flintstone? Yeah, yeah. Not a Flintstone one, but yeah. I love those. Like your sling blade shoes. These? Yeah. Are those hokas?

Yes. I love the hokas are so comfortable. They're fantastic. Yeah. He was mocking your shoes. I celebrate. excited them. Thank you. The point is we don't make fun of Dax's shoes. I'm kidding.

But he took it serious. It hurt his feelings. It did hurt your feelings. No, it's fine. Yeah, yeah. It did, though. Maybe you trying to hurt my feelings hurts my feelings. Dude, therapy. Yeah. This kid has been through therapy. No medication. Have I not? Dax, have I not when we done shows together live, been very supportive of you? Yeah. and giving you good words of wisdom.

Your Honor, leading, leading the witness. I'm not leading the witness. No, I'm asking. Have I not? So you can't ask that way in court. I think, yeah, you'll always be like, have fun and, yeah. That's good, right?

Yeah, to try to like get me. That's good advice. Yeah, yeah. Have fun. Am I supportive of you when we're doing live shows? Yes, yeah. Who's more supportive? Like, Andrew.

And I don't make fun of your shoes. Because I like your fucking... What do you mean? What the fuck do you mean? See, bully. I'm not bullying. I'm just offended. No, you're manic-edgedy bully.

So you're saying that I don't... He's more supportive at live shows. Yeah, but both of y'all are super generous for giving me the opportunity to... No, fuck off. It was super fun. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to hear that. I love you, buddy.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I love you, dad. All right, you know what? I should be more supportive then. I fucked up. You mean? My actions. What's new in the world of Dax that we need to find out about?

I went to New York. What's going on in New York? Yeah. I was just filming some videos. I met Shane Gillis there. Oh, nice. Do you film with him? No, no.

I was just walking on the street and saw him. Are you serious? Are you being real? Yeah. Do you say hi? Yes. Did he recognize you first? I think that he recognized me once I nodded at him.

And then what did you say? Hey, buddy. He fist bumped me. And that's all. And he said, nice to meet you. That's really nice. Yeah. But I think he, yeah.

He set the Guinness World Records for most tickets sold at one live event. 76,000. 76,000. Yeah. Largest of any stand-up comedian. The most tickets sold for a solo comedy show, 77,047. And the largest audience for a comedian, 73,946. That's incredible.

No? Yeah. No. I can't do that in. two years. I'd say three maybe. Yeah. That's incredible. What's the biggest crowd you played? Y'all shows the Lincoln one and the YouTube.

Yeah, YouTube theater. That was big. And I met someone at the airport who came over and said they saw the Lincoln one. I feel like I'm more positive. What do you think? About the Odyssey. No, in general. Yeah, about the Odyssey, yeah.

In general. who has the more positive just about life? Yeah. Maybe Andrew. So I'm negative? No, no. I'm a negative person.

The tone. The tone doesn't help. Yeah, I do. Stop yelling at him. I do this tone on the pod, you know, but it's for, you know. I guess. We don't know.

I mean, all of us don't know. I don't yell at you when the cameras are off. Right. Right. I'm very high. Hey, Dax. Yeah.

It's okay. What does this mean? This is the international sign for help for kidnapping. Yeah. I'm sorry about the shoe. No, you don't do. Yeah, yeah. You don't do it.

I apologize for the shoe. You don't do it. Yeah, yeah. The kidnapper doesn't get to do it. Yeah, I'm doing it. No. Yeah, yeah. So, okay.

It's a good trick, though. Yeah. No, that's not. Yeah, that's me. So you went to New York to film some stuff and you film some videos. And then where do you stay when you're in New York? A hotel. I just got a hotel there.

You don't ever stay with friends out there? No. Do you have friends in New York? Yes. My friend Dimitri lives in Queens. Yeah. Can you give us his address? I don't know it.

Do you get late night munchies? Yeah. What do you get? What do you get in New York? Oh, in New York? Yeah. How many slices? One.

That's it? One can satiate you? Yeah. Just one and you're done. Actually, like, I'll get two if I'm hungry. Sounds good, yeah. Yeah. What do we get on them?

Pepperoni. And then hot honey. That place that was close to the hotel had that. It's good, right? Hot honey. I'm not a fan. It's taking over. A lot of places have it now.

It's too much. It's becoming the new fat. It's too much. I actually, yeah, I can't do it. It's got, at first, when you went, it's like, wow. Back in the day, pineapple. Everywhere.

Everywhere. And then you're like, nah, fuck you. Too much. Yeah, it's too much. Who do you all think is more positive? We're wait. We're six exits on the freeway past that. Okay.

We can't even get off and go back. Okay. But it is definitely Bobby. But I love the comedy that you bring. You're so beautiful, man. Yeah. You're the other one of those beautiful people. I don't want to rip on you anymore.

You shouldn't. You shouldn't have done it from the beginning. I shouldn't have made fun of your shoes earlier. So tell me this. You skipped the world cup. You see sling blade? No, I've never seen it. Okay.

You skip the World Cup to watch Odyssey. You don't like soccer at all. No, not really. Good for you. Can you name me five soccer players? Messy. Five. Rinaldo.

Whoa. Yamama. Yeah. Yamal. Yamama? Yeah, Mamma. I get what he's saying. Oh, Holland.

Yeah. Tom Holland. One more. Odyssey and FIFA? Pretty good, Tom. Mabap. Mbap. He was trying to do it.

No, David Beckham, I was saying. Beckham, yeah. Have you heard of David Beckham? Yes. Handsome, you think? Yeah. Yeah. Very handsome.

Striking. Why don't you like soccer, though? I agree. I'm not a soccer fan, so I don't really know. It's just, yeah, it's like two goals over the course of 90 minutes. So it's, and then. Listen, listen, listen, Dax. Let him finish his statement. For Christ's sake.

Go ahead, Dax. You're allowed to speak. So that, I think that's awesome. It's boring to you. Yeah. Yeah. I think, because I can't really tell what's happening, like in between those goals. There's a lot.

It's a lot of passing. Yeah. A lot of defending, passing. A lot of flopping. Yeah. A lot of people falling down, writhing around. Like basketball. Yeah.

A lot of flopping these days. Yeah. Yeah, make your point. Okay. Okay. I've made this point before. Okay. I want to be, I'm being real.

I want to be precise with my wording. Yeah. Okay. Let me ask you something. Would you rather come one time or a thousand times, little mini comes? Which one? how does it feel?

Like, how do the two feel? But one big come is like, ugh, you know? And Little comes are like, uh, uh, but there's not, see,

to me, that's what basketball's like. Oh, okay. Right? Except the cum is a dunk. You know what I mean? You can see someone go,

cha, and these guys are like, oh, oh, when you score, when it's zero, zero, there's five minutes left to play,

and your team scores, that's a big come. Yeah, yeah, I understand. Yeah? So would you rather have a bunch of mini-orgasms or just one big one? I just like basketball better. God damn it, dude. You and I just don't get along.

No, we do. I don't think we do. I don't think we get along, dude. I think they do. Aside from the Odyssey, we're far off on every topic. Maybe there's some, oh, Odyssey. That's what I just said. Let's see if we can create something else

between you guys that you both like. Yeah. What's your favorite band or a band you really enjoy? The Velvet Underground. Yes. He loves them. Do you really like them? Yeah, yeah.

I was trying to pick one that I thought you liked too. But that's very intuitive of you. Yeah. And you're very intuitive also. Thank you. This date is going well. It's going well. So we have the Odyssey and the Velvet Underground together.

Have you been going on dates at all? A few months ago, I went on if I was going on some days with someone. Nice. Was that, but it ended, unfortunately? Yeah, yeah. Was it because of you or them? Are they all the mutual? Because I think maybe because of them.

Oh, no. Okay. I mean, because they still loved someone else. Oh, no. Yeah. Did this break your heart a little bit? Just a little, but it's okay. Yeah.

That's difficult. Now, did you express this to this person? Um, yeah, yeah. You said this kind of broke my heart a little bit. Um, not that specifically. You know what you do? We should call them. No, what you do is this, Dax, okay?

Are you returning her phone calls or taxes or anything? Yes. That's, you don't do that. You don't do that. You got to cut her off, dude. But you still, you got to cut the cord. He cares about her as a person. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

She's playing you for a fool. So just don't reply to any. You don't reply or she's in love with another man. Holding my tongue. No, don't hold. You know what? You haven't held your tongue all episode. Might as well go free, dude.

You lipless coward. Do as I say, not as I do. Yeah. What he's thinking. What I'm telling you, Dax, is that... What's going on? They're the boys. Okay, the boys.

We love the boys. Am I right or wrong? You're right. Carlos? No, be real. No, you should not be talking to her, but I just, I feel... Yeah, if you like... Wait, let him finish. You feel what?

No, I feel... I've been in Dax's position before. It can be difficult, but it's... So have I. Can you work with them? Could you work with them? All right, all right. Okay, okay, okay.

This is over the 3,000-year story. Dax. If you were... You like this person still as a human, you do whatever makes you happen. No. You do whatever makes you have. happy. Dax, cut the cord. That's the only way she's going to like you. No, no, he doesn't,

he likes her, they like each other as humans. He doesn't need to be, and he's not, it's platonic. Right? Wait, what? The relationship is now platonic. Yes, yes. Yeah, right. But do you desire sexual engagement? Well, not if she's in love with someone else. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. He's a respectable man. He's respecting her. So your feelings for her, has changed. Yeah. So there's no more limerence or... Right, yes.

Watches one movie. Watches one film. What movie do they say that in that? Obsession? Is that obsession? Limerence. I love you. I've been talking about limerence for years, right?

Yes. No, we know you have. I know. Yeah, yeah. So it's not a movie. Fucked hard. Okay. Okay.

Okay. She's going hard at Angie today. He's got a hot attitude. This episode is 100% called fucking manic edging. You're hot today. But, Dax, overall, are you happy right now? Yeah, yeah. So you're happy.

Yes. Good. What would make you happier? What would, like, what would, what do you, what are you missing right now? That girl. Another girl. Let's get you a new girl, man. Yeah.

Can we get this going? So easy. We tried it once. We tried to line him up with someone. Remember this? It didn't work. No, he didn't want any of those girls. Or didn't some, what was it that you tried to get,

you just weren't interested in some of those women. Oh, the Orange County girl, that's right. Yeah, whatever happened to that girl. Do you ever reach out to her? She reached out to you? No, no. All right, I wanna date. It's effort.

Yeah, yeah. It's on you. Yeah. To make the effort to take risks, to go in for a kiss. What? It's the 50s. Call her hand at the bus stop to walk her to work. Like a transatlantic.

Like a transatlantic. Yeah. Yeah. It's up to you, kid. It's up to you, kid. Get a bus token and wait out there for hours. When you see a pretty girl, follow her home. Know her that you're making a move.

You got to yell at her out outside her window. Say, hey, darling, I need you. Okay. It's like a Norm McDonald's true. I know, but what I'm saying is great. Is that you have to be, not, how do I say it? You have to be more forthright in your intentions. This is unacceptable.

Yeah. We need you to. This is unacceptable. a girl saying, I'm in love with somebody else. That's unacceptable to me. But she might be. Why is she even going on dates with Dax? Why is, why did she go on a date with you?

She loves somebody else, do you think? Well, because I don't think that he wanted to get back together. Ah, they were, they were, yeah. Right. So she's never going to go back. That's how silly this girl is. She's a silly girl. Well, then he did come back.

Oh, he did? Yeah. Oh, she's not that silly. The clever girl. Clever girl. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know the information. Clever girl.

Yeah. And did that break your heart? It's okay. No, did it break your heart, Dax? No. Okay, buddy. Carlos in the booth at gmail.com. Ladies, please throw us the middle of the photo of yourself,

your name and age and where you're located and why maybe you'd want to date Dax. And you can try to make something happen if you live here in the Southern California area. Carlos in the booth at gmail.com. We'd love to see that. We are trying to find you. Love, we did it before. I just think you didn't really want to follow through. Yeah, yeah.

But you got to follow through. We're so busy doing your own. Yeah, you're right. You're right. No, no, he is busy doing his own thing. I think you're focused on. You're making videos. Yeah.

Focused on your videos. How many videos a day? Two? No, no. I try to film every day, but I don't always turn them into a video. So you do a video every day? Well, I post me. you do a week.

Yeah, but you do a video a week a day and then you go, that's not good enough. And so you don't post it. Yeah. So you do a video a day. Why do you lie? Actually, I'm lying now just to agree with you. I don't really do it today. See, that's why we don't really get along.

Okay. Yeah, I'll start. There's no honesty and truth. Yeah. Will you do like a little pitch yourself to the camera like it's a dating show saying, hey, it's Dax. I'm just looking for love. Please email Carlos in the booth at gmail.com.

Yes. And add some stuff to it. Add some jazz to it. Go ahead. Hey, I'm Dax. And I'm looking for love. And I just love hanging out. What's your sign? What's your sign? I'm a Scorpio. And I'm 34. And I'm single. And please email Carlos in the booth. I eat healthy. I eat healthy. But I'm having a sprite right now, but that's fine.

That's fine. How tall? I'm 5.8. Weight? Weight? I don't know how much I weigh actually. Okay, shoe size? Shoe size, I think, a nine and a half. Waste?

Yeah. Waste. Very good. Very nice. So you're not fat? No. And your morning routine is, tell them. Have a smoothie.

And meditate. And lay in bed. Meditate. I don't really meditate. No, but laying in bed is. Laying in bed and meditation. I meditate. I meditate.

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